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With Bernie Sanders Experiencing What None Dare Call a Heart Attack, Elizabeth Warren Surges to a 51% Favorite in Betting Markets
Bernie declined two points. Joe Biden also declined two points, because, I think, most people assumed that Bernie's support would mostly go to Warren.
And maybe people started thinking about health, and noticing Mr. Sniffer Joe Biden is short on it. Warren gained seven points. For some reason, the biggest mover was Hillary Clinton, who dropped four points. Not sure why -- is the idea that there isn't enough room for two leftwing old white women in the race, and as Warren rises, Hillary must fall?Comments
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Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 02, 2019 04:56 PM (M+Lyo)
It's a teeter-totter election and the FAB can never rise!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2019 04:56 PM (UNthw)
Posted by: Ten Bears at October 02, 2019 04:56 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: RKae at October 02, 2019 04:57 PM (RXQPV)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 04:57 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 04:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2019 04:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: IC at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: m at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (vFhit)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (jYnPD)
Stentasoaurus, the answer my pollsters is TRUMP WINS.
Posted by: saf at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (5IHGB)
and anyone who bothers to listen to her screeching voice will tune her out immediately. can you imagine her screech on the world stage? oh, good Lord.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (4e+hS)
The threads and comments are coming so fast that I cannot keep up. I'm exhausted. It is time for a glass of water and the comfy, luxurious, fainting couch.
Posted by: Not a Fainting Couch Salesman at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: CN at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: bane at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (ransv)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 04:57 PM (ZCEU2)
But maybe not until he drags the Dems further and further to the left.
Posted by: m at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (vFhit)
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Bingo!
Ace is on game today. Is the fast over?
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 04:57 PM (ZCEU2)
He needs to stay relevant long enough to get that 4th house
Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (Dk1C5)
Slowly I turn. Inch by inch, step by step
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (85Gof)
This is the reality that they are waking up to, this whole scheme executed by Schiff won't hurt Trump, but it's destroying Biden. There's no way to hide the Ukraine and China deals anymore.
Bernie - so today all the lefites realized that a sick old man is actually a sick old man. Wow, observant you are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: I'll bet I've been beaten to this joke already at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (0oPfk)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Redenzo at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (14qvS)
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No, Hillary just falls because that's her shtick.
Posted by: RKae
hah, true.
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)
Liz isn't going to garner the black vote or the Hispanic vote. those folks will stay home.
and anyone who bothers to listen to her screeching voice will tune
her out immediately. can you imagine her screech on the world stage?
oh, good Lord.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Think they would have learned from Hillary's screeching.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (N39Ws)
Yang slides into 3rd!
Posted by: bane at October 02, 2019 04:59 PM (ransv)
Bootygig heading up the rear.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 02, 2019 04:56 PM (M+Lyo)
I picture a weird insect-like apparatus like Humma Kavula in Hitchhiker's Guide.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (fbFye)
I put my own stents in ...(Hillary Heartless)
Posted by: saf at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: LoneRanger at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (qzF84)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (jYnPD)
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Has there ever been a candidate with such a punchable face and mockable last name?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (qC1Sy)
This is gonna be fun.
Posted by: Stefano Magaddino at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (Bf3hj)
Dare? DARE?!
Posted by: Greta Commiescandiscrunt at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (DTX3h)
Ace is on game today. Is the fast over?
thanks. fast? I stopped the fast ages ago. I only went 12 days.
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: MOTLEY CRUE at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: WOPR at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (p+O+C)
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I suspect the corporate class - not the so-called "elites" - really want Trump but they want the credit for not supporting him.
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (sX1BW)
points. Not sure why -- is the idea that there isn't enough room for
two leftwing old white women in the race, and as Warren rises, Hillary
must fall?
I distinctly remember being told that that was the exact way everything works. Everything is a zero-sum game where nothing new is ever created, ever, in the history of ever.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (fbFye)
Somewhat of a known quantity. In a list of 'who's that?', this is a plus.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions
Venezuela !
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (Lursk)
Bootygig heading up the rear.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (jYnPD)
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Has there ever been a candidate with such a punchable face and mockable last name?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (qC1Sy)\
You asked for a miracle, I give you B-E-TO.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (jYnPD)
Then, the Beast urged the GOP to be "like John McCain" and vote against their party's best interests "for the good of the country."
H/T Newsbusters
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (jYnPD)
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Just the way I like it!
Posted by: Booty.jpeg at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (4Ii/Q)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: Bernie Sandersnista, lost in Cuba at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (Z3zQn)
Posted by: Stefano Magaddino at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM
Nope. Never.
Posted by: Egg McMuffin for President at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (0oPfk)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at October 02, 2019 05:00 PM (fbFye)
There's a difference between a chance at the Dem Nomination, and a chance at the General election. She's getting the nomination because it's been a demolition derby, and she's the Last Squaw Standing.
How else would generic ching chong Chinaman who no one ever heard of before now be in 3rd place in that contest?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (Kpl3J)
What did Indians use to do to other Indians that lied?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (9PtLS)
Hired them as press secretaries.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (jYnPD)
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Hillary was stiff as a board.
Warren sways around like a sapling. I've never seen anything like it. She is all cartilage.
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:03 PM (sX1BW)
Has there ever been a candidate with such a punchable face and mockable last name?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
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Buttigieg or Hickenlooper? I really can't say which is more ridiculous. Tough one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)
Remember the Federal Consumer Buttfuck Commission or whatever the fuck it was/is?
Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2019 05:03 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 02, 2019 05:03 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
Hillary looked like she had some procedures on her face - plumper and less wrinkly. Hair done up, make up and look like she showered that morning. Definitely running again.
Posted by: IC at October 02, 2019 05:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 02, 2019 05:03 PM (sN9mD)
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 04:58 PM
If you have to explain it to someone who has never heard her just tell them to take Grifta Thunberg and add 50 years.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (wJky2)
Clinton believed she should be the first woman president. Warren has got to be eating at her mind. Throwing more crystal goblets at the fire place.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (qzuLu)
Literally, with that huge back brace thing she thinks she's hiding.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (sX1BW)
Except that they want Open Borders, and the cheap wages that come from it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)
Not the only thing she's dropped. And I mean just since lunch.
Posted by: Huma at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 02, 2019 05:01 PM (qC1Sy)
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Trump pegged him. He's Alfred E. Neuman's doppelganger.
Posted by: Augustine at October 02, 2019 05:05 PM (BDZWU)
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There are rules about crazy. This is how they get broken.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 02, 2019 05:05 PM (sN9mD)
Maybe it's because she's giving interviews, LOL?
She's saying some interesting things, such as this:
Hillary Clinton talked about her decision to stay in her marriage with Bill Clinton when he was president, saying it was not easy and comparable to a family having to deal with a girl telling their parents she is really a boy. . .
She's using transgender kids to tell people they have to respect her decision (to stay) without understanding it. I can imagine how well received this is by the LGNTQ community. /s
Go away, Hillary!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (Kpl3J)
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The Chinaman is not the issue here!
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 02, 2019 05:05 PM (4Ii/Q)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:05 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:05 PM (sX1BW)
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2019 05:05 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: WOPR at October 02, 2019 05:06 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)
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Well, Hickenlooper is ridiculous, but Buttigieg's name and lifestyle match.
Buttigieg for the win, umm, loser!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 02, 2019 05:06 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Spartacus at October 02, 2019 05:06 PM (HaNza)
Posted by: dagny at October 02, 2019 05:06 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:06 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
Does she go for gay or for color?
If Spartacus would just come out of the closet, she could have both, but unless and until...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (ZCEU2)
I've never watched her. Does she go into a trance or something?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (lwiT4)
When did you fall off your bike?
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (qzuLu)
You're going to continue to beat that dead bike aren't ya
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (c10sF)
He is such a toxic guy, eh? Really hates Christians while insisting his Christianity be a big part of his appeal as a candidate. Uh, no.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Fritz at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (2Mnv1)
We really needed a betting pool on which medical condition would knock out which candidate.
Posted by: WOPR at October 02, 2019 05:06 PM (J70i0)
Is Arkancide a medical condition?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (7f3YP)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (vEIlU)
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Before or after she quaffs the blood of innocents?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (tankQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
I doubt that Bernie ever refused anything free !
Posted by: JT at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:06 PM
I'm sure he got the fetus blood. Folks in his class can pay extra for that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (0oPfk)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: Stefano Magaddino at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (Bf3hj)
Sure, probably quite a few. Don't fall into the RNCe cesspool where black people act in unison and their idea of "outreach" is Mutt Rombley doing some song and dance in front of the NAACP fossils who speak for nobody.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (y7DUB)
Oh, darn it! I wanted to see the rematch. The old videos of the MSM libtards crying about the results of 2016 were getting old.
Posted by: TX Nick77 at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (SKDFo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (u//oP)
I just want to get a timeline.
Perhaps there's a correlation?
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (qzuLu)
where he activates the android simile of his ex-wife Stella, and you
have Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:04 PM (qAR6u)
Hive mind. I actually thought of that "Harcourt Harry Mudd!"
Posted by: dagny at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (nRWPy)
If Spartacus would just come out of the closet, she could have both, but unless and until...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (u//oP)
Chicago's mayor.
Posted by: blaster at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (ZfRYq)
Beginning in October, Fox4 Kansas City will begin a daily beginning-of-broadcast-day broadcast of the National Anthem at 4 a.m. performed by "emerging artists."
Might be good. Might be cringe-worthy. Will probably be a bit of both. I probably will not be awake to witness it either way.
Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (7rVsF
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You're gonna need a lot of Bond-o.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (4Ii/Q)
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JROD at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (9laXR)
Posted by: CN at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (U7k5w)
She's listening to Paul Revere and The Raiders...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (6qErC)
I've never watched her. Does she go into a trance or something?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (lwiT4)
St. Vitus dance
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (ptqGC)
Warren / Smollett
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (u//oP)
The French actor, Juicy Smoll-A?
Posted by: dagny at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (7rVsF
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You're gonna need a lot of Bond-o.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak
I got extra.
Posted by: Tulsi for Veep! at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Good luck with that
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (ZCEU2)
"He is mad," Dome said.
"The young warriors flock to him," said Sun-In-His-Hair.
"They are dumb, as young people will be."
They watched the angry old man, waving at the wind, yelling. A woman approached him, an older woman.
"Shrill. Watch her," Sun-In-His-Hair said.
The woman--she was called 'Shrill' by many of the People, and other things--whispered to the ranting old man. The man stopped, opened his mouth, grasped his chest, and pitched forward into the gurgling stream. His mouth was a hole that the water filled.
"Strong magic," said Dome. "One to fear."
"One to admire," Sun replied. "Admire, and then destroy."
Posted by: Zod at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (hgpSN)
I just want to get a timeline.
Perhaps there's a correlation?
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (qzuLu
I thought you established his man bag got caught in the spokes,
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM (c10sF)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 02, 2019 05:10 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: TX Nick77 at October 02, 2019 05:10 PM (SKDFo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
I wonder if they actually showed her walking onto the set, or if the segment just started with her already seated? She's definitely looking better than in a long, long time. Some recent photos would scare a badger.
Yeah, I'm smelling something - and after checking the bottoms of my shoes I'm guessing she's not about to let go of her turn.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 02, 2019 05:10 PM (SVph7)
started having chest pains and was taken to the ER. He is in a Vegas
hospital and this afternoon tweeted his thanks for the great care. He
then went on to say no one should go bankrupt from medical procedures
and Medicare For All. I am on my phone cannot link. AP has story
Posted by: Jen the original at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM
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And with his Federal Blue Cross Premium health insurance that only costs him $7,500 a year he won't even have a co-pay for his heart cath and hospital stay.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 02, 2019 05:10 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Stefano Magaddino at October 02, 2019 05:10 PM (Bf3hj)
So, it looks the conviction is for Murder, with mitigating circumstances, which knock it down to a manslaughter sentence.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (sX1BW)
I honestly think the Clintons have shit on her and Clinton will force Warren to the VP role 'for the good of the party' and push a historic all old white chick ticket.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (tankQ)
Your story would have been funnier if you Jussie Smollet'd it up a bit:
'You're that Fag, Award Winning Smart Military Blogger!'
*Dumps Dixie Cup of Bleach on Wounded Ewok*
'This is CUCK Country!'
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
I believe that is probable. All woman, mixed race ticket would be a media wet dream.
Warren used to be a Republican. She can pull of the moderate position...somewhat.
Posted by: WOPR at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (J70i0)
Joe my god.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 02, 2019 05:10 PM (wGbBR)
Sheesh...what a nightmarish ticket.
Posted by: IC at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (a0IVu)
She's using transgender kids to tell people they have to respect her decision (to stay) without understanding it. I can imagine how well received this is by the LGNTQ community. /s
Go away, Hillary!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)
Even by that drunk nag's past fits of tone deafness, that is brutally bad.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (y7DUB)
Don't joke about Old Man Balls, man.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (qzuLu)
And Beto is rounding the outside, moving up in the craziness race. Oh, if it only could be Beto.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (rXie1)
2. I think this argument that only White Nationalists support Tom Brady is silly. Most Patriots fans are NOT racist!
3. My never-wrong statistical analysis indicates that, since Hillary won the popular vote in 2016, and because Elizabeth Warren has four more letters in her name than Donald Trump, there is a 98.9367% chance that Trump cannot carry Florida, Pennsylvania, Michigan, or Wisconsin in 2020 and, therefore, is highly unlikely to win reelection.
Posted by: Lurking Cuck, Hidden Prog at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
I believe that is probable. All woman, mixed race ticket would be a media wet dream.
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Have either come out? Would they be willing too?
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
anyone but donna brazille
no matter when I see her, no matter what show, I turn it off
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (vEIlU)
Don't joke about Old Man Balls, man.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (qzuLu)
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Man Bag? I thought it was a satchel.
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:10 PM (lwiT4)
I can guarantee, the bike only had a couple of beers.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (SVph7)
Posted by: Zod at October 02, 2019 05:09 PM
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Ok that was fantastic!
Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 02, 2019 05:13 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JROD at October 02, 2019 05:13 PM (9laXR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:13 PM (tankQ)
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A metaphor we can all relate to
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:13 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (0oPfk)
Posted by: bored383 at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (zJ4nO)
Posted by: JROD at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (9laXR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM (Kpl3J)
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Still, hard lines for the dude who was in his own apartment.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (4Ii/Q)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JROD at October 02, 2019 05:13 PM (9laXR)
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It'd be great if a helper monkey were somehow involved.
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (MVjcR)
Heh. And ace was still hanging onto his post fast hoagie when it happened.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (c10sF)
Posted by: Dwayne F Schneider at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (Bf3hj)
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Should have said it was a car wreck
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:14 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mel Carnahan at October 02, 2019 05:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:11 PM---This is Kielbasi Country!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La0B3cxhzJw
Posted by: Mr. Scott (formerly GWS) at October 02, 2019 05:15 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Ecomannerist at October 02, 2019 05:15 PM (4Eo4+)
Right? It such a painful attempt at relevance she probably sprained something.
Also? No one wants to hear about your sham marriage - we stopped believing that garbage years ago. The insistence on talking about it is weird.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2019 05:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: klaftern at October 02, 2019 05:15 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 02, 2019 05:16 PM (2B9A/)
And don't it seem like)
Kicks just keep gettin' harder to find
(Oh, you don't need kicks, girl)
And all your kicks ain't bringin' you peace of mind
(You just need help, girl)
Before you find out it's too late, girl
you better get straight
Posted by: Was Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:16 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at October 02, 2019 05:16 PM (Wj0xU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Face-sized spider at October 02, 2019 05:16 PM (5itaF)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 02, 2019 05:16 PM (wGbBR)
That is one f'd up family.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:17 PM (u//oP)
I'm laughing at the thought of Ace reporting a Hate Crime perpetrated by the Staff of the Bulwark.
'It was 3 am.'
'I knew I shouldn't have been riding through the Upper Eastside that time of night.'
'When I caught the light in front of Ralph Loren's Polo Store, I knew I had made a mistake'...
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 02, 2019 05:17 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:17 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 02, 2019 05:18 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Giant at October 02, 2019 05:18 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 02, 2019 05:18 PM (x+C/t)
What is not hysterical is that it appears the IG apparatus has been corrupted and weaponized by the Donks and the Deep State and add that to the CIA, DOJ, FBI and State.
Trump needs to throw the CIA and FBI out of the White House and put up barriers between himself and those corrupted agencies.
He should also set up an alternative communication network with some burner phones and drop boxes.
Yes the above is absurd but this is the perilous situation we find ourselves in, our President is surrounded by spies, traitors and saboteurs.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 02, 2019 05:18 PM (Ug7hV)
Posted by: RBG at October 02, 2019 05:18 PM (5BdDP)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:18 PM (c10sF)
She'd rather Torpedo Warren and ride in to save the day, if they can make something stick on Trump.
Clinton vs Pence is what she wants. She maybe takes Clinton vs Trump round 2.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:18 PM (tankQ)
Posted by: bane at October 02, 2019 05:19 PM (ransv)
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 05:19 PM (ZCEU2)
smh. Keep sucking that Deep State dick, Bennie boy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:19 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Fake Indian Tank at October 02, 2019 05:19 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: SH at October 02, 2019 05:19 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: klaftern at October 02, 2019 05:20 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:20 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 02, 2019
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Something involving tongues?
And not buffalo tongues, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 02, 2019 05:20 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 02, 2019 05:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:20 PM (d7Ww2)
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With a helper monkey
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:21 PM (MVjcR)
Thinking back on how many TV shows they made to make us all "ready for Hillary", both before 2008 and again before 2016, it's staggering to see just how invested our ruling/media class has been in installing Hillary as President. No wonder they've lost their collective shit for three years. It was a 20+ year dream for them.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 02, 2019 05:21 PM (0oPfk)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 02, 2019 05:21 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Skip
He would have received paper stents in order to save the sea turtles.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2019 05:21 PM (c3AZU)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:21 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:18 PM (c10sF)
I spent half the day in the new IKEA up by Milwaukee yesterday. I found two Tomtar, Saft, lingonberries and a new lamp. Plus meatballs. I was in Skandi heaven.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:22 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Sock, No Cattle at October 02, 2019 05:22 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2019 05:23 PM (7rVsF)
He should also set up an alternative communication network with some burner phones and drop boxes.
Yes the above is absurd but this is the perilous situation we find ourselves in, our President is surrounded by spies, traitors and saboteurs.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 02, 2019
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He should call in the chief of each agency and say, "We're reducing the government work force. Have a list of people you will fire, not less than 15% of your total staff, on my desk by noon tomorrow. Thanks for coming in. Next!"
And then . . . follow through on it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 02, 2019 05:23 PM (ClOmq)
ace was in a parachuting accident?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:20 PM (d7Ww2)
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Ace was biking while trying to check his Twitter feed and when his messenger bag slipped down, he wiped out after over-correcting.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 02, 2019 05:23 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (c3AZU)
I'm laughing at the thought of Ace reporting a Hate Crime perpetrated by the Staff of the Bulwark.
'It was 3 am.'
'I knew I shouldn't have been riding through the Upper Eastside that time of night.'
'When I caught the light in front of Ralph Loren's Polo Store, I knew I had made a mistake'...
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 02, 2019 05:17 PM (qzuLu)
186 OFF with you, old sock
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:17 PM (qzuLu)
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Heheh.
Funnier with the sock.
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (RU4sa)
allright, WHO HELPED INSOM OUT OF THE CLOSET?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (l9m7l)
Weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (tankQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (x+C/t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2019 05:08 PM (NiXyF)
~~~~~
FOX does that at 6:00 AM on weekends.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (K4NAq)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 02, 2019
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Madam Secretary. I've always enjoyed Tea Leoni's work; she's funny and sexy at the same time. But I knew what they were up to and have always refused to watch even a minute of that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 02, 2019 05:23 PM
Fortunately, he was able to disengage his bespoke cleated Crocs from the pedals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (DMUuz)
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Meth will do that.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (JcXHH)
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Already had one prez with noodle arms.
Do not need another.
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (RU4sa)
She's lost my vote.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't say much at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (0oPfk)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (qzuLu)
how did you get out of the closet? I had you tied up in there!!
allright, WHO HELPED INSOM OUT OF THE CLOSET?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Insom's out?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (jYnPD)
https://tinyurl.com/y23xuwmc
Suspended, and in training until his mind is right.
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 02, 2019
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Wasn't there one too with a woman president, Gina Tall-Redhead-With-Cleft-Chin, can't think of her name?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 02, 2019 05:26 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 02, 2019
From their point of view, they must feel like the timeline got kicked into some alternate reality that was never supposed to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Bernie and Warren were splitting the progressive vote. If Bernie drops out early, Warren will pick up his delegates and reduce the chance of a brokered convention.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at October 02, 2019 05:26 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't say much at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM (0oPfk)
Alas, they had no pancakes. But I did get lingonberry sauce, lingonberry soft drink, and chocolate covered lingonberries. So not a total loss. I give it 4 out of 5.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (lwiT4)
Okay, so it was a motorized scooter accident. A vespa.
So anyway when you get on a scooter or a motorcycle, the accelerator is the handle. You have to watch about turning your wrist. But your instinct when you start driving is to grab the handle tighter. Which then results, unintentionally, of giving the thing more gas, which makes you clutch harder, which results in the thing going still faster...
I have ridden one before but it took me a half hour or 45 minutes to break myself of the habit of accidentally turning the accelerator as I gripped the handle.
I just jumped on a pal's scooter and tried to remember "don't turn the handle" but you don't really think when you're moving. It's instinct. You resort to instinct. And my instict told me to grab the handle tighter, which made me accelerate faster, etc.
Anyway I was headed for an intersection unable to stop so I decided my best bet was to ditch off the thing before I killed myself.
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)
Pretty light sentence for walking into someone else's apartment and killing him without cause. I've seen more years handed out for shootings that didn't involve anyone dying.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper
Warren speak with forked tongue.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 02, 2019 05:26 PM (ClOmq)
Gershon?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (jYnPD)
The Democrat primary is one of those Commie zero-sum games?
Posted by: Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (fOqG5)
'Architecture Review' notes that the Buttigieg household is neatly turned out in IKEA furnishings.
Guggler, Facil, Bukkak, Dild, Kram, Grimmis, Glitr.
Posted by: Zod at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (hgpSN)
Wasn't there one too with a woman president, Gina Tall-Redhead-With-Cleft-Chin, can't think of her name?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 02, 2019 05:26 PM (ClOmq)
Davis
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:28 PM (tankQ)
Posted by: All Sock, No Cattle at October 02, 2019 05:28 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
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*almost falls off exercise ball in fit of giggles*
An ewok being driven around by goats...
Yeah, that'll be worth a second glance.
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:28 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 02, 2019 05:28 PM (BpIag)
Posted by: Ha at October 02, 2019 05:28 PM (B/g/o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
there's a company out here in seattle that will let you rent a herd of goats to clear hillsides of weeds and blackberries. it's organic, the goats eat the weeds down to the roots and they're a hoot to watch!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)
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She probably fancies herself some brilliant intellectual. Can't waste time on such trivial things like picking out an outfit, so they wear the same thing everyday.
She's just so awful. She's as disgusting as Hillary, just in other ways.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 02, 2019 05:28 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (BpIag)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: ace
What about the hot Italian chick all those Vespas come with?
Posted by: Miklos, intrigued at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (tankQ)
stop so I decided my best bet was to ditch off the thing before I killed
myself.
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)
But did your comfort animal survive?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (+lVUW)
Yao. She holds the Talking Stick, but the spirit in the stick knows her mind, and knows that her mouth talks a crooked mile.
Posted by: Zod at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (hgpSN)
she wasn't super-impressed with me.
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)
Please change Vespa to Harley in your story and that the throttle got stuck.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (c10sF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
A vespa?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:29 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:25 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: President David Hogg, January, 2036 at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (DMUuz)
...let me tell you all that the Fake Indian can't handle the spotlight all by her lonesome.
She's awful when asked real, not canned, questions.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (BpIag)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (WhTSP)
Endorsed
Posted by: Chairman Mao's Comrade's Wearhouse at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (Ug7hV)
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (x+C/t)
Posted by: Ha at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (B/g/o)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (fOqG5)
Where's a snowbank when you need one!
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (qzuLu)
Anyway I was headed for an intersection unable to
stop so...
On your recumbent stationary exercise bike??
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (BpIag)
Posted by: Zod at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: IC at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (a0IVu)
Okay, so it was a motorized scooter accident. A vespa.
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Oh sweetie...
Not poking fun at ya (in love, of course) is not our way.
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
**************
Jokes on Twitter- "Looks live someone already took away his guns."
Posted by: redridinghood at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (wiXsO)
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Even that needs to be punched up - space junk hit you at orbital velocity, you tried to maintain that beast of a bicycle that only you can ride...I'll let another moron add the next line...
Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (JXKKq)
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)
Tuck and roll, ace!
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (WhTSP)
That's tuck and fall off your Vespa.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (jYnPD)
Which is odd considering that Trump is "worse than Hitler". At least Hitler would have had them all sent off to the Russian front in the middle of winter.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (lD3vL)
Pretty light sentence for walking into someone else's apartment and killing him without cause. I've seen more years handed out for shootings that didn't involve anyone dying.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (iys0/)
As I said above, it ended being a murder conviction with a manslaughter sentence. Which means the Judge felt there were mitigating circumstances.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Also, Todd Starnes got the boot at Fox. This comes after him saying Democrats do not believe in the Christian God and instead may worship Moloch, Monday on his radio program.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (7rVsF)
HAH. I slay me.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (KP5rU)
...like so many Tatonka.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 04:57 PM (qzuLu)
Now, there are the makings of a great meme poster: Fauxcahontas, in war bonnet and war paint, astride a pygmy pony, driving a herd of terrified crabs off a cliff.
Still snow on the ground in your neck of the woods?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Just Asking Questions at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (c10sF)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (wiXsO)
Gold.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Mel Carnahan at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (ykYG2)
Not in the valleys. But up at 5500 feet or so.
Great Falls got pounded.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (qzuLu)
If we're going to have a woman president, I would like to nominate Kate Upton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2019 05:32 PM (7rVsF)
I nominate Ace.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (c10sF)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (t0Z53)
Tuck and roll, ace!
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2019 05:30 PM (WhTSP)
That's tuck and fall off your Vespa.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (jYnPD)
If he rides a Vespa he probably tucks anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (K4NAq)
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (u//oP)
Serious question: Are there such a silly thing in Canada as "African-Canadians?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
No, the silly thing in Canada is French-Canadians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
They're "AfroCans"
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM
If he asks you to see his moth collection, say no.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 02, 2019 05:35 PM (0oPfk)
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)
that ad just cries "Manly Man!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:35 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
They're "AfroCans"
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (NWiLs)
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lmao
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:35 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2019 05:35 PM (WhTSP)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
They're "AfroCans"
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:34 PM (NWiLs)
Yo, eh???
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (1Vobx)
@realDonaldTrump
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!
https://tinyurl.com/y5oemwqa
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (cF8AT)
And then I'd
"astride a pygmy pony"
Get a cuppa cawfee
'N give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the Dennil Floss Bush
'N then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (JXKKq)
Pissed I didn't immediately see that .
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (c10sF)
Arret! I shrug diffidently in your general direction!
Posted by: Silly French Canadians at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: MONTROSE at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (qzuLu)
*wonders if you can tell by looking if crabs are terrified*
Posted by: Emmie at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (Lz+an)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: trev006 at October 02, 2019 05:37 PM (46RM4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 02, 2019 05:37 PM (n1yOz)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs
Snort
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:37 PM (tankQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:28 PM (tankQ)
My girlfriend is a moped.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Galil at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (Pzzpr)
https://tinyurl.com/y5oemwqa
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (cF8AT)
Is that the lead singer of Nickelback holding up the photo?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (xPJvm)
"House Dems provided the anti-Trump accuser w/ guidance and legal advice before he went to the ICIG, then leaked his allegations.
"Senate Dems provided Christine Blasey Ford w/ guidance and legal advice before she went to WaPo, then leaked her allegations.
"It's the same playbook."
Posted by: IrishEi at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (sGotD)
They included the picture of a military sniper with text that read: "Stay low, go fast; kill first, die last; one shot, one kill; no luck, all skill."
In another Pinterest post, Guyger commented under a picture of a Minion from the movie "Despicable Me": "People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them," the comment read.
Are we supposed to be horrified and offended by this?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (xPJvm)
Yes...but they've photoshopped Biden and Son's golf pic in.
It loses something if I gotta explain it....
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (cF8AT)
That never happening is in the bag, and I'm the messenger. The idea that your readers would find amusement at your expense is a crock, and hopefully, over time, that can get drilled into your psyche.
Stay hydrated, my friend.
Posted by: The World's 2nd Most Interesting Commenter at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (xPJvm)
Holding the up the photoshop.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (c10sF)
After all, didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger bust into a dive bar and steal a guy's Vespa at the beginning of Terminator II?
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (aKsyK)
"House Dems provided the anti-Trump accuser w/ guidance and legal
advice before he went to the ICIG, then leaked his allegations.
"Senate Dems provided Christine Blasey Ford w/ guidance and legal advice before she went to WaPo, then leaked her allegations.
"guidance"
"legal advice"
Handlers, in other words.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Abby at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (2GZs0)
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:40 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:40 PM (jYnPD)
By next July, the DNC Convention in Milwaukee is going to be an insane chitshow.
They are nearly crazy now, and will have all winter and spring to foment their hatred and looniness. Eight more months of Rachel Maddow and Chris Haynes, stirring the pot of crazy.
How many Milwaukee buildings will burn? How many antifa and assorted Demos will get arrested?
These are actually less political questions, and more Las Vegas - type questions.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 02, 2019 05:40 PM (sy5kK)
Obviously.
Too many brain-dead tribalistic idiot Dem voters now, but a few years back a Warren-type debacle, against Trump in these circumstances, would put an electoral landslide in play.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 02, 2019 05:40 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2019 05:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 02, 2019 05:40 PM (KVIdS)
Posted by: Vespa Virgins at October 02, 2019 05:40 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (37IEG)
@realDonaldTrump
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!
https://tinyurl.com/y5oemwqa
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM
***********
LOL... Owned!
Posted by: redridinghood at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (BpIag)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (NB7Tx)
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: eleven at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:39 PM (qAR6u)
Arnie was naked if I recall and that was one fine backside.
Posted by: IC at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2019 05:38 PM (9t0Zz)
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Given that she killed a guy in his own apartment, it definitely gets an askance look from me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (4Ii/Q)
Both are fun to ride until the Morons find out you did it..
Enjoy the veal, folks.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (ykYG2)
https://tinyurl.com/y5oemwqa
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (cF8AT)
Holy shit that is hilarious!!!
Trump Trolls better than anyone. Period.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (tankQ)
=====
Tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: MeAgain at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (c10sF)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (RU4sa)
Pretty light sentence for walking into someone else's apartment and killing him without cause. I've seen more years handed out for shootings that didn't involve anyone dying.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2019 05:27 PM (iys0/)
As I said above, it ended being a murder conviction with a manslaughter sentence. Which means the Judge felt there were mitigating circumstances.
Jury sentenced her in this case. If I had to guess, I'd say the fact that - apart from this colossal failure - the defendant had a sympathetic history/record probably did it. Prosecutor asked for almost 3 decades. So the jury clearly wasn't buying what the state was selling.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (iys0/)
Black pants
Black tank top
Colored sweater/jacket.
No jewelry.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (sGotD)
Normally the inbound space debris wouldn't of been a problem, nor would the pair of hungry looking pterodactyls circling in tighter and tighter arcs, but try handling all of that while carrying Kate Upton in the weasel seat**.
**I don't know what the "weasel seat" of a bicycle would be but it sounds lewd so...
Posted by: banana Dream at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: All Sock, No Cattle at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (4Eo4+)
If nominated, I will run. If elected, I will serve!
And let me put an end to those rumors Right Now... I have NEVER been sodomized with either a box turtle OR a basketball!
Posted by: Pesky Anal Leaker Adam Schitt at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (8Ls/+)
The Left would lose their minds, and probably try to ban kittens.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)
Well, you have to convert it to metric. Let's see, for temperature you double it and add 30 (as I learned from Bob & Doug MacKenzie), soooo...a fotey in Canada is a One Ten.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (u//oP)
"Ace on a Vespa" is now a synonym for speed. As in, "I'd hit that like Ace on a Vespa". Or "faster than Ace on a Vespa"
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (MVjcR)
Out: I'd hit it.
In: I'd go down on that faster than Ace on a Vespa.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: cool breeze at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (qAR6u)
smh. Keep sucking that Deep State dick, Bennie boy.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:19 PM (u//oP)
seems that Schiff proved Ben wrong.
again.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 02, 2019 05:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:44 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bulwark at October 02, 2019 05:44 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2019 05:44 PM (c3AZU)
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:44 PM (90T4r)
he wouldn't really ride a vespa.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:44 PM (d7Ww2
Well, at least not in the front.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (tankQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (jYnPD)
As such, the DNC can only support one Elderly Nattering Nan on the ticket. Hillary entering the race would cause too much internal turmoil on Bridge Club night at the Unitarian Church.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (AB7ku)
.........
Those fuckin' injuns always gambling and drinking.
Posted by: wth at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Kurt at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (XsfXD)
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (RU4sa)
In: I'd go down on that faster than Ace on a Vespa.
Man...
*Wipes Tear*
Always touching to witness the birth of a new Meme.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (qzuLu)
I'm not. But it's kinda like those Keep honking, I'm reloading bumper stickers: funny as hell, unless you end up on trial for shooting someone, in which case it'll be State's Ex. __.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (iys0/)
yall do realize ace is trolling us.
he wouldn't really ride a vespa.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2019 05:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Until the horsepower kicks in.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (jYnPD)
There are only so many wine Moms out there.
Just as there is a finite amount of Gays, and Trans.
There do seem to be more Soyboys lately.
But that is the extent of their constituency.
Posted by: Don Q at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (NgKpN)
No, Seriously, The Man Couldn't Code 'HELLO WORLD' With A TRS-80 And A Manual
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (dUJdY)
I think it should be used as a verb when you blackout of a commitment or plans.
Sorry I'm going to acevespa on the party tonight.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (c10sF)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:44 PM (90T4r)
I thought she was a Druish princess.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Krut at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (iys0/)
I think the Jury did a pretty good job of making up their own minds on this. First, on the charge, they convicted for Murder, so they didn't accept Guyger's story. But, when it came to sentencing, they ignored the Prosecutions request, so they didn't buy their claims completely either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (WhTSP)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (lwiT4)
In: I'd go down on that faster than Ace on a Vespa.
Man...
*Wipes Tear*
Always touching to witness the birth of a new Meme.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:45 PM (qzuLu)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2019 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 02, 2019 05:47 PM (KVIdS)
Poor ol' Kaw-liga.
Posted by: Zod at October 02, 2019 05:47 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2019 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
It wasn't a Vespa.
It was a Sybian.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (qzuLu)
Did not Joanne Woodward play Sybian in a movie, long ago???
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:47 PM (90T4r)
Also the princess in Spaceballs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Quick! We must comb the desert!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2019 05:48 PM (c3AZU)
Well I would say the fact that him working to change reporting standards just so this complaint can be injected into the system and that he did not read the complaint before labeling it an urgent concern are smoking guns that he works for team traitor and not we the People.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 02, 2019 05:48 PM (Ug7hV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 02, 2019 05:48 PM (EOaCs)
Hmmm. Interesting. Rush doesn't just make wild statements, he did this with some thought.
Is that Rush burning a bridge to FOXNews?
It says to me that Rush thinks that FOXNews is compromised.
And after watching the talking faces turn, one after another to #NeverTrump in their reporting, I have to agree.
Only a few faces that can still be trusted with even trying to tell facts any more.
For now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 02, 2019 05:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Kurt's Worn Out Asshole at October 02, 2019 05:48 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 02, 2019 05:48 PM (EOaCs)
It wasn't a Vespa.
It was a Sybian.
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:46 PM (qzuLu
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Ridin the Vespa?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 02, 2019 05:49 PM (tankQ)
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2019 05:49 PM (cF8AT)
But she was also 'The Three Faces of Eve".
partial credit
Posted by: Sal at October 02, 2019 05:49 PM (2qCi9)
Posted by: kraken
I thought Sally Fields played Sybian?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2019 05:49 PM (c3AZU)
The whole story is full of crap other than the fact that she flat-out murdered an innocent dude in cold blood.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 02, 2019 05:49 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Fritz at October 02, 2019 05:49 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:49 PM (MVjcR)
What horse?
Posted by: SMH at October 02, 2019 05:41 PM (RU4sa)
WHO IS HORSE???
Posted by: kraken at October 02, 2019 05:42 PM (90T4r)
Just some Man.
Posted by: Don Q at October 02, 2019 05:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2019 05:50 PM (qzuLu)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 02, 2019 05:50 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2019 05:51 PM (1Vobx)
>>Democrats say the State Department watchdog used a closed-door briefing on Wednesday to give them "conspiracy theories" tied to Ukraine, former ambassador Marie Yovanovitch and former Vice President Biden.
>>"It's essentially a packet of propaganda, and disinformation and spreading conspiracy theories. Those conspiracy theories have been widely debunked and discredited," Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) told reporters after an hour-long briefing with State Department inspector general Steve Linick.
https://tinyurl.com/y4dmwgpl
Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2019 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Callous Swine at October 02, 2019 05:52 PM (UFLLM)
And then . . . follow through on it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 02, 2019 05:23 PM (ClOmq)
The Trump should keep that 15%, and fire all the rest. Because you know that 15% would be die-hard Deep State.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2019 05:52 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: 13times at October 02, 2019 05:52 PM (K3B2k)
2 parts Gordon's Gin
1 part Vodka
1 dash Kina Lillet Blanc
Shake with ice, strain into martini glass, garnish with a lemon twist.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 02, 2019 05:53 PM (AB7ku)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 02, 2019 05:53 PM (NB7Tx)
........
WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD, YOU MIGHT ASK?!?!
Posted by: hILLRY o O at October 02, 2019 05:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Chillin the most at October 02, 2019 05:56 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at October 02, 2019 05:57 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Jerking Kurt at October 02, 2019 05:58 PM (sN9mD)
Posted by: ace at October 02, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)
More alpha than this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwWaPOlzWnI
Posted by: kbdabear at October 02, 2019 05:58 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Emmie at October 02, 2019 05:36 PM (Lz+an)
It's all in how you draw them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2019 06:01 PM (jEgzt)
Posted by: Miklos, two stroke at October 02, 2019 06:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: B Obama at October 02, 2019 06:07 PM (bSUVF)
153 >>I thought you established his man bag got caught in the spokes,
Don't joke about Old Man Balls, man.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (qzuLu)
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Man Bag? I thought it was a satchel.
Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2019 05:12 PM (MVjcR)
I heard he came to a stop at a light and forgot to unclip his foot from the pedal and he fell over into traffic.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 02, 2019 06:08 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Everyone at Le Tour at October 02, 2019 06:10 PM (9dzlp)
with Bill Clinton when he was president, saying it was not easy and
comparable to a family having to deal with a girl telling their parents
she is really a boy. . ."
Ori n today progressive family. the parents telling their boy he is really a girl.
Posted by: Ripley at October 02, 2019 08:32 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at October 02, 2019 10:34 PM (Ju2mK)
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