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New Poll: Biden Falling Like Brain-Damaged Rock, Now In Three-Way Tie for Lead

This kind of sucks. I was hoping he wouldn't fall like this until after he secured the nomination.


Joe Biden's support in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination is slipping, according to a new survey from Monmouth University Poll that shows the former vice president dropping below 20 percent.

The survey showed Biden with support from 19 percent of Democratic and Democratic-leaning voters nationally, a double-digit decline from Monmouth's most recent poll in June when he led the pack with 32 percent.


Now, the dynamics have changed, according to the Monmouth survey. Sens. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), the primary field's top progressive candidates, are each at 20 percent, putting them in a statistical tie with Biden and indicating a tightening three-way race.

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Posted by: SturmToddler at August 26, 2019 03:11 PM (8D42x)

2 I'm sure he'll fight all the way to the end and wreck the rest of the grifters too

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 26, 2019 03:11 PM (8D42x)

3 This kind of sucks. I was hoping he wouldn't fall like this until after he secured the nomination.

Me too, but it's Slow Joe. What are you gonna do.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 26, 2019 03:12 PM (O8WFE)

4 Retarded Horse Loses Race : Film at Vermont

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:12 PM (gRVES)

5 He's Lump, he's Lump, he's Lump. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2019 03:12 PM (bDqIh)

6 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 26, 2019 03:12 PM (8D42x)

7 Some of best friends are brain dead rocks.

Posted by: Demos at August 26, 2019 03:12 PM (IoIaQ)

8 wait, rocks have brains?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2019 03:12 PM (FZYNt)

9 Their superdelegates will come through for him.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:12 PM (a0IVu)

10 Nah.

I'd much rather have Warren as the nominee. Shrew 2: Electric Bugaloo.

Still, maybe we could see a brokered convention? Maybe? Please?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (iikV8)

11
The DNC will rig it for him since they can't risk one of their alleged future stars from Trump kicking their ass in 2020.

That might split the party completely or some sort of ugly takeover by the Maoists.

Ugly meaning violence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (zBaqJ)

12 Biden's faction is losing.

Like I said, you want to see who the power brokers want, see who DOESN'T get bad press.

The fuckers are predictable as fire ants.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (bcbK8)

13 Biden is dead in the water.

I am not a witch is not a good look.

In Bidens case I am not going crazy isn't the kind of assurance people want to hear.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (ltuaO)

14 >>I was hoping he wouldn't fall like this until after he secured the nomination.

So they could pair him with someone unelectable like Kamala as his VP, who then takes over when he strokes out in February 2020?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

15 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

16 I don't recall Monmouth as being an honest or reliable poll. IIRC, their 2016 methodologies regularly built in a 15% handicap for Hillary.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (J+mig)

17 They can't run Warren.

Old, Shrill and White is no way to Camaign.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (gRVES)

18 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (ClOmq)

19 what am I?

chopped liver?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (FZYNt)

20 chooo-choooo!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (Dh1wo)

21 Watching the Bernie bros and the feminist harpies backing Warren go to war will be fun.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (xPl2J)

22 12 Biden's faction is losing.

Like I said, you want to see who the power brokers want, see who DOESN'T get bad press.

The fuckers are predictable as fire ants.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (bcbK

So, Warren? They keep touting her pulling in large crowds, etc.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (a0IVu)

23
Dead Bipedal Bovine Spongiform Encephalopd walking...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (zBaqJ)

24 Going withTucker, Crazy Uncle Joe will not be the nomination.

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (BbGew)

25 Sometimes you just have to swallow.

Posted by: DOCTOR JILL FUCKING BIDEN at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (CqtRA)

26 Biden, Bernie, and Warren.

A genial brain-damaged nut.
A grumpy uncle with weird beliefs.
A hectoring hypocrite.

What a line-up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

27 Adolescent girls breathing a sigh of relief across the country today...

Posted by: dananjcon at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (u6xw0)

28 Biden should do a nude carwash for Planned Parenthood to get some of the support of the #metoo movement he's clearly lost.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (BRpqW)

29 It's going to be a loooong year.

I suspect if the Democrats don't nominate an authentic commie at their convention, the mob is going to tear the place apart. They may not even be satisfied with the usual "commie that pretends she's not one" solution.

Posted by: MW at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (hNTtn)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

31 There just is no way that Joey's getting the nod.

I still will hold my breath the days of their convention. Waiting for Michelle Obama to ride in on her white horse to save the Democrat party.

And she just might do that if she enters.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (cxIsI)

32 so the top 3 dems are all old white people.

that's got to leave a mark

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (8D42x)

33 I want Trump vs Sanders.

Let's have this whole Socialism stuff out in the open and debated.

Also, have you noticed the press is ramping up the 'Trump is mentally unstable' shit? The Journo-listers only have a few moves in their playbook and they're using them on Biden right now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (bcbK8)

34

Can the poll be believed?
Live by the poll, die by the poll.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (aKsyK)

35 17 They can't run Warren.

Old, Shrill and White is no way to Camaign.

Yet I believe they will.. Drudge is promoting her big time

Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (O2RFr)

36
Meanwhile, they're rigging the next debate to exclude Drabbag Islut.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (zBaqJ)

37 15 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

The mental visuals are far from titillating.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

38 Biden will be gone by the end of the year.

Posted by: Bold Predictor guy what makes bold predictionsI at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (PxC/e)

39 30 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Close!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (bcbK8)

40 Glad to see that their party is no longer the party of old white people.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (xgyDD)

41 Put them in a potato farm and have them fight over the last remaining potato for kilometers in any direction. If they're going to push socialism then they might as well live it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

42 Don't worry. Hillary and the DNC will choose the nominee. Polls are meaningless.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiracy theorist at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (AkkRZ)

43 God. Lies Much Woman and "Get Off My Lawn" Sanders.

What an . . . interesting . . . race it will be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (ClOmq)

44 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again.


I wrote about this.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (CqtRA)

45 24 Guy filling in on 1210am Philly thought so too and that leaves Fauxahonas

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (BbGew)

46 Shows the dems just might have learned something from the FAB debacle. But still your hearts, now we will be running against a confirmed fellow traveler. Comrade Stalin would be prous

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (p0A33)

47 Please, Babies Jesus and Buddha, can we have a three-way tie going into the convention? Pleeeeeasssse?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (wCmLp)

48 Well, Biden did say not to vote for him if you think he is too old.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (N39Ws)

49 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)


Unless its a meteor strike.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (9Om/r)

50 36
Meanwhile, they're rigging the next debate to exclude Drabbag Islut.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (zBaqJ)

Running train on her, are they?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (bcbK8)

51 None of these"top 3" will move the needle in terms of persuading likely Trump Voters to switch..... I honestly, honestly do not understand the Democrat strategy.... there ARE potential candidates out there that would pose a threat, if the Dems could get past their fanaticism....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (90T4r)

52 No, NO, fight JOE, FIGHT. Dammit. I need you to get your head in the game.

Posted by: Picric at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (7nPBp)

53 34




Can the poll be believed?

Live by the poll, die by the poll.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Hillary is President if so ... Oh, wait ... No, no she's not.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (qZdIZ)

54 This kind of sucks. I was hoping he wouldn't fall like this until after he secured the nomination.

I do not think they would allow Biden to cross the finish line. They would have "Bernie'd" him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (vEIlU)

55 42 Don't worry. Hillary and the DNC will choose the nominee. Polls are meaningless.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiracy theorist at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (AkkRZ)


Yup. The need Biden to be the patsy, like Bob Dole was in '96 for the GOP and Mondale in '84.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (zBaqJ)

56 I still say Biden is their best shot, so here's to hoping he gets pushed out early.

Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (zuvmW)

57 What did we do in America to come to such a shitty place?

Warren, Biden and Sanders are the BEST and BRIGHTEST the left has to offer.

We're SOOOO fucked after Trump's 8 years.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

58

It's not Joe's first three way.

Not even his first with another dude.

Posted by: imp at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (w+Z9D)

59 SECOND

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (FZYNt)

60 Biden will be gone by the end of the year.



Fort Macy Park gone or just O'Beto gone?

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (CqtRA)

61 35 17 They can't run Warren.

Old, Shrill and White is no way to Camaign.

Yet I believe they will.. Drudge is promoting her big time
Posted by: It's me donna at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (O2RFr)

==========

She scares the establishment less than Bernie, and Biden's farting his way to a loss.

If you have to pick one of the top 3, Warren's the easiest bet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (iikV8)

62 . I honestly, honestly do not understand the Democrat strategy.... there ARE potential candidates out there that would pose a threat, if the Dems could get past their fanaticism....
Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (90T4r)

WTF. SHOOOOSH!!!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)

63 Dark horse on the horizon?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ltuaO)

64 Some idiot on Twitter was pleading with people to support Biden, and actually said "If he chooses Stacey Abrams as his VP, even if he's unable to serve, we'll get Stacey for president!"

I can't even with this crap any more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)

65 Dems and the NorthEast... geeze

Posted by: Inogame at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (1TU21)

66 The mental visuals are far from titillating.
Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

Which serves to underscore my point.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (NWiLs)

67 Anybody but Bernie. We will turn every one of these losers into a golden child for a week until we find the freak that can beat Bernie.

Posted by: DNC at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (UcCUu)

68 44
Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again.I'll take spit-roasting for $800, Alex.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (N39Ws)

69 Using paste to repair a brain aneurysm was bound to cause problems.

Posted by: DaveA at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (FhXTo)

70 Dark horse on the horizon?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ltuaO)

Booker?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)

71 Biden is the sum of all fears for me: I think he could beat Trump, & I DON'T think the others could.

As long as AA's stick with Biden, I think he gets nominated. According to recent SC polls, NOBODY has shaken Biden's AA support. That's enough to give him the entire south, at the DEM convention.

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (Cssks)

72 The powers that be have decided Joe's gotta go, and so he will.

It's Warren.

It could be that they decided Trump's unbeatable.

Posted by: ??????? at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

73 It is times like this that I am glad I registered as an Independent. So I can vote on either ballot for the primary. Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Picric at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (7nPBp)

74 Biden has no fire in the belly for the nomination. Everyone knows it. Of course, he doesn't have a fully functioning brain either and it's becoming obvious to those on the left who are hoping their "centrist" savior will ride in and save the day from Trump. They are going to be left with a hardcore leftist Socialist extremist because that's what they're left with.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (JoUsr)

75 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

The mental visuals are far from titillating.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

helps with the GAINZ...

can't get fat if you can't eat...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (8D42x)

76 12 Biden's faction is losing.

Like I said, you want to see who the power brokers want, see who DOESN'T get bad press.

The fuckers are predictable as fire ants.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (bcbK

So Warren or Kameltoe? That's a lot of shrillness right there.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

77 You were hoping the crazy wouldn't leak out of Sheriff Joe's head into his mouth? Bwhahahahaha!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (NjJUT)

78 > Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

Biden. Not much of a shot, but he's the best chance they have.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (xgyDD)

79 Joe Biden - what about your gaffes?

I have been saying for a little while now that the polls for the Dems look just like they did in April. This Monmouth poll is not the first to show a 3 way tie, it is the second, which is probably why it is news.

The debates did not do this - so I think it is the gaffes. Dems see that he is old and perhaps feeble, and they remember oh man I never really liked him anyway.

The problem for the Dems remains that Bernie and Warren are running in the same lane. Bernie won't quit, and he raises a lot more money than she does.

Posted by: blaster at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (9VeU0)

80 64
Some idiot on Twitter was pleading with people to support Biden, and
actually said "If he chooses Stacey Abrams as his VP, even if he's
unable to serve, we'll get Stacey for president!"

I can't even with this crap any more.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)
Can you say Regan vs Mondale?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

81 >>Dark horse on the horizon?


Well, she's hung like a horse.

Posted by: Michele Obama : 2020 at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (gRVES)

82 63 Dark horse on the horizon?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ltuaO)

James K Polk?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)

83 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

Biden, due to the faux flyover-country-man-of-the-people crapola.

Dude's a career swamp creature but a whole lot of folks have been brainwashed to believe otherwise, given the midwestern polls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (O8WFE)

84 I'm tempted to switch to Dem reg to vote in the primary

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (+72t1)

85
Dark horse on the horizon?
Posted by: Sharrukin2


RACIST!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (aKsyK)

86 So Fauxcahontas goes to the top, and we just start beating up on the Fake Indian bullshit again.

and Bernie? Oh please let the dems run a real Communist for Prez. They've wanted to do it for 85 years, now, go ahead, do it!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (Kpl3J)

87 I saw Brain-Damaged Rock open for Carrot Top at the Gaffe Factory just last week.

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (Fj4G0)

88 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (zuvmW)

Can't think of anyone from the current field of contenders. But if they found a sensible, middle to left D from the midwest, he/she would be a serious challenge to Trump. Problem is, their base is so rabid and to the left that a sensible D would not get anywhere close to being the nominee.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

89 Biden is the sum of all fears for me: I think he could beat Trump, & I DON'T think the others could.

As long as AA's stick with Biden, I think he gets nominated. According to recent SC polls, NOBODY has shaken Biden's AA support. That's enough to give him the entire south, at the DEM convention.
Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (Cssks)

In 2016, he beats Trump. I'm not so sure he does now.
Besides, he's a gaffe machine and it's becoming more than one gaffe a day. If he doesn't drop out soon, he'll never make it until the end anyway.

Posted by: ??????? at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (NFEMn)

90 Why would I start to believe poll numbers now? It could be they got the memo to start pushing Joe off the stage. I say he needs our support now more than ever!


Biden/Spatula 2020

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (Z1ykJ)

91 I still will hold my breath the days of their convention. Waiting for Michelle Obama to ride in on her white horse to save the Democrat party.

And she just might do that if she enters.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (cxIsI)


I just don't think she wants to put in the work. She's rich and famous now. She doesn't need to save the dems because she doesn't care. She's back to being ashamed of her country and is cashing in on it.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Maybe Creepy Joe's support just got out of the swimming pool?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (II6Oo)

93 Could Warren get the African American base to turn out in a general? I could see her being competitive for the suburbs, but failing badly in the cities.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (Xqo6t)

94 The mental visuals are far from titillating.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)



Which serves to underscore my point.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (NWiLs)


All that creaking won't be the bed, thats for sure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (9Om/r)

95 Dark horse on the horizon? 
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ltuaO) 

Booker?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)

That's rayciss.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (ltuaO)

96 75 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

The mental visuals are far from titillating.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

Flashback to last week's senior citizen 6-way in the park.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (0yxK0)

97 Halp. Save us, Orca.

Posted by: Obama Voter at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

98 Tied with everyone's crazy hippy uncle and a vicious school-marm. If Biden had the awareness of a sea-cucumber, he'd probably be really embarrassed right now.

When do we get the news stories about Biden's campaign staff jumping ship?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (9t0Zz)

99 The moment he said he was proud to have worked with segregationist Democrats, he was doomed.

Doomed because a. It reminded everyone that he was a racist; and b. It reminded everyone that the Democrat Part was the party of Segregation. Ooops. White Man Bad.

The problem is, Sanders and Warren, his likely replacements, and just as elderly, white and compromised.

Amazing that in a nation of 60 million Democrats, they couldn't find a SINGLE decent candidate.

Could it be that amongst those 60 million there literally are none?

Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)

100 I envision a car wash like the one they did in Dodgeball.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (BRpqW)

101 Biden gifted us with this beauty about college cheerleaders:

"The stuff they do on hardwood, it blows my mind."

https://tinyurl.com/y6lwwl6f

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

102 somehow my last comment was truncated! Well at least I wasn't banned!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (NjJUT)

103 'Scream for Vermont!'

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (gRVES)

104 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way"

Paging PronHub

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (O8WFE)

105 83 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

Biden, due to the faux flyover-country-man-of-the-people crapola.

Dude's a career swamp creature but a whole lot of folks have been brainwashed to believe otherwise, given the midwestern polls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (O8WFE)

You should say, 2008 Biden. Not brain damaged, senile, 2020 Biden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

106 Monmouth is an outlier at this point. No other poll to date has found what Monmouth has.

The new vacancy in WI-07 is worrying. The GOP has enough problems already. Expect the October special to be a cross between the Battle of Midway & Halloween in a madhouse.

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (Cssks)

107 Can't think of anyone from the current field of contenders. But if they found a sensible, middle to left D from the midwest, he/she would be a serious challenge to Trump. Problem is, their base is so rabid and to the left that a sensible D would not get anywhere close to being the nominee.
Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

Not centrist or "moderate" Democrat would get the nomination and if they did--and he beat Trump--they wouldn't govern as a moderate.

Posted by: ??????? at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (NFEMn)

108 Biden would be a disaster as a general election candidate.

It goes beyond his clear dementia. He's an idiot and Trump can cut to that.

Yes, he'll actually show up to Michigan, but he's going to show up talking about how awesome China is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (iikV8)

109 63 Dark horse on the horizon?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ltuaO)

No, that's Michelle Obama's dick.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (RD7QR)

110 Amazing that in a nation of 60 million Democrats, they couldn't find a SINGLE decent candidate.

Could it be that amongst those 60 million there literally are none?
Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)

The Left owns the Democratic party and they purged all their moderates that might have broad appeal.

They did have some yib yobs running that didn't sound insane...or who looked hot in swimwear...but they have already dropped out, didn't run or are being cut out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK8)

111 83
Zell Miller.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (KUNWw)

112 No way Biden wins. What States does he swing, and, specifically.... WHY????

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (90T4r)

113 We're SOOOO fucked after Trump's 8 years.
Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)


That is a negative, Ghostrider.

Ron DeSantis has your six.

Posted by: blaster at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (9VeU0)

114
Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again. Ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)


Technically it IS a ga . . .

Never mind. You're right.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (q2o38)

115 Biden- *Why Aren't I 50 Points Ahead?*

Posted by: socalcon at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (Roy2Z)

116 Remember, Bernie just as shitty as Biden for the dems

Posted by: Mack the jack at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (koK/n)

117 99 The moment he said he was proud to have worked with segregationist Democrats, he was doomed.

Doomed because a. It reminded everyone that he was a racist; and b. It reminded everyone that the Democrat Part was the party of Segregation. Ooops. White Man Bad.

The problem is, Sanders and Warren, his likely replacements, and just as elderly, white and compromised.

Amazing that in a nation of 60 million Democrats, they couldn't find a SINGLE decent candidate.

Could it be that amongst those 60 million there literally are none?

Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)

If they were smart they'd realize all of their candidates are hopelessly compromised and start running attractive celebrities.

Posted by: Someguy at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (4i8PS)

118 Amazing that in a nation of 60 million Democrats, they couldn't find a SINGLE decent candidate.

Could it be that amongst those 60 million there literally are none?
Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)

A lot of us here are appreciative of Tulsi Gabbard, even though we don't agree with her views on many things.

But that's why the Democrat voters hate and despise her. She has no chance in their party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)

119 Biden responded by quoting FDR at the Battle of Antietam when he said 'I have not yet begun to fight.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (oVJmc)

120 Now, the dynamics have changed, according to the Monmouth survey. Sens. Angry Old Man (Socialist - One Foot in the Grave) and Granny "High Cheekbones" Warren (Socialist - The Hellhole of Massachusetts),

FIFY

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (rP4OC)

121 Flashback to last week's senior citizen 6-way in the park.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (0yxK0)

Ugh, yeah. Maybe 'orgy in the park' was on their bucket list.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

122 That's fine. None of those three lunatics stand a chance.

Posted by: deadrody at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (V9901)

123 104 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way"

Paging PronHub

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (O8WFE)

It's times like this where I'm thankful this site no longer does gifs.

Because apparently that was a thing back in the day.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (k76MH)

124 Tulsi is sort-of a good candidate but it is not her turn.

Sanders and Biden can both argue it's their turn, and Warren looks like Hillary a bit.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (XR7Al)

125 The problem for the Dems remains that Bernie and Warren are running in the same lane. Bernie won't quit, and he raises a lot more money than she does.
Posted by: blaster at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM


I'll be surprised if the DNC doesn't rig this for Warren and torpedo Bernie again. They get a shrill, faux minority woman who they can count on to do the right thing by the party. Bernie's just an embarrassment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (ejd/p)

126 it's possible that biden dems will look at a leftist "progressive" dem candidate in the general election, shake their heads, and vote for trump.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (Pg+x7)

127 There are Formidable potential Dem candidates out there.....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (90T4r)

128 It looks like the Liar then. A FOX reporter on the ground at the Iowa fair said that she had the biggest, most enthusiastic crowds following her in the crowd.

She is simply a younger Hillary, with equally insane, big-government-for-all views.

And oh, yes, she sure wants your guns. Mine, too.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (sy5kK)

129 The only thing that can save him now is the coveted DigEater shit midas endorsement ...

Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (dMJEF)

130 Biden, Warren and Sanders walk into a bar. Bartender says what'll you have? Sanders says he wants a White Russian. Lizzy orders Fire Water. And Biden asks for the hardware section.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (+SCbL)

131 Biden can't drop out until the media has the chance to shriek orangemanbad for bullying a much respected frail old man in a debate.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (II6Oo)

132 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump? 

Sanders or Castro of those running. Not a great chance but better than the others.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (ltuaO)

133 Amazing that in a nation of 60 million Democrats, they couldn't find a SINGLE decent candidate.

Could it be that amongst those 60 million there literally are none?

Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)

If they were smart they'd realize all of their candidates are hopelessly compromised and start running attractive celebrities.
Posted by: Someguy at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (4i8PS)

#Soon

The Rock almost ran. And he'd win, God help us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

134 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

--

Tulsi? None of them, actually. They are quite literally...cracked. They are so far left of anything we've ever seen. When it's one on one with Trump, they won't be able to escape their hardcore positions and it will scare a LOT of people. Normal people, that is. Fence sitters.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (JoUsr)

135 If they were smart they'd realize all of their candidates are hopelessly compromised and start running attractive celebrities.
Posted by: Someguy at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (4i8PS)

There's still time for this to happen.

I don't think Trump had announced at this point back in 2015.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (k76MH)

136 The combined age of Warren, Sanders, and Biden is 225 years.

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (4ceyg)

137 Some idiot on Twitter was pleading with people to support Biden, and actually said "If he chooses Stacey Abrams as his VP, even if he's unable to serve, we'll get Stacey for president!"

I can't even with this crap any more.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)


Now that just has desperation written all over it. Wrist-slitting, head in the gas oven desperation.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

138 What a clownfart shitshow.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (QwmrN)

139 106 Monmouth is an outlier at this point. No other poll to date has found what Monmouth has.

Yeah no.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4nay6lg

Economist/Yougov is in line with it.

Like I said, this is news NOT because it is the first poll to show it, but the second.

Posted by: blaster at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (9VeU0)

140 Support doesn't matter. If the Dem elites decide they want him to be the nominee (likely so as not to damage any of their 2024 prospects) then they will have things rigged to give it to him like they did Hillary.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (lYRyr)

141 I still will hold my breath the days of their
convention. Waiting for Michelle Obama to ride in on her white horse to
save the Democrat party.

And she just might do that if she enters.


Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (cxIsI)


She hates whitey, if anything that horse would be the colors found in a 1970's shower curtain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (9Om/r)

142 Squaw pants will get the nom.Ballgag for VP.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (88+cf)

143 >>The combined age of Warren, Sanders, and Biden is 225 years


With a combined, private sector work experience of...

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (gRVES)

144 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again. Ever.

I could write a great porn parody script though. I'd call it Pink New Deal.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (O8WFE)

145 72 The powers that be have decided Joe's gotta go, and so he will.

It's Warren.

It could be that they decided Trump's unbeatable.
Posted by: ??????? at August 26, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

_________________________

The chosen one was Harris, but Gabbard ripped her apart so successfully, she can't recover. Never never never will be Bernie. The elite choosers still hide their beliefs unlike the immature and npc-like followers. So, the last thing they want to be known as is the "Socialist" party. So, yeah, Warren is the new chosen one unless they decide to sink all of Biden's challengers in nefarious ways. We've seen them do that before. Where do you think Warren's Texas Bar Association application came from? It wasn't the Republicans tossing that out to the public like a meat scrap.

I think the first plan was Harris wins the primary and announces Michelle Obama as her running mate. Which is why Barack Obama wouldn't commit to Biden. Now, it will be interesting to see if Michelle Obama is willing to be Warren's running mate. You know the Obama's aren't going to sitting this one out like they have been pretending to do.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (xYXD5)

146 But that's why the Democrat voters hate and despise her. She has no chance in their party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)
........

Bunch of Homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

147 137 Some idiot on Twitter was pleading with people to support Biden, and actually said "If he chooses Stacey Abrams as his VP, even if he's unable to serve, we'll get Stacey for president!"

I can't even with this crap any more.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ptqGC)


Now that just has desperation written all over it. Wrist-slitting, head in the gas oven desperation.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Official Distributor for the Old Appalachian Wrath Shop at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

========

"Stacey Abrams is obviously a great candidate and would run the executive branch really well!"
-People who want to rule you

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (iikV8)

148 121 Flashback to last week's senior citizen 6-way in the park.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (0yxK0)

Ugh, yeah. Maybe 'orgy in the park' was on their bucket list.
Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:22 PM (a0IVu)


I heard that the woman has her grandkids out in the park still looking for her teeth.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (0yxK0)

149 We're SOOOO fucked after Trump's 8 years.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)



That is a negative, Ghostrider.

Ron DeSantis has your six.

Posted by: blaster at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (9VeU0)


Then we'd have another gorgeous FLOTUS for the media to completely ignore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (ptqGC)

150 Trump will destroy them easily. The DNC has got to be planning massive cheat-out-the-vote projects.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (19g6/)

151 83
Zell Miller.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:21 PM (KUNWw)



It is way past time for respiration-impaired Americans to have representation.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (CqtRA)

152 Joe Biden's support in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination is slipping

That's not all that's slipping. Do they make a Polident for mental faculties?

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (CMq2e)

153 Biden responded by quoting FDR at the Battle of Antietam when he said 'I have not yet begun to fight.'"

Ah yes. The TV images beamed 'round the world.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (6qErC)

154 The Democrat Presidential Forecast


Cloudy with a chance of Clown Boners

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (gRVES)

155 Rock and Tulsi are involved in a protest in Hawaii opposing the building of a 30 meter telescope.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (AwHYt)

156 104 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way"

Paging PronHub

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (O8WFE)


C'mon, man, it's lunchtime on the West Coast.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (sy5kK)

157 Establishment Democrats think their path runs through vagina, so they'll strike a deal with Warren to allow them to keep their capitalist perks and in exchange they will put the love auger to Sanders again because they know he can be bought cheaply. Biden NEVER was plausible and his role was and is to play Judas goat for white men

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (SiboZ)

158 > The Left owns the Democratic party and they purged all their moderates that might have broad appeal.

They still have a few, like Manchin, but there is no way the commies would let someone like him through the primary process.

Maybe Sinema in a few years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (xgyDD)

159 It's Warren.

It could be that they decided Trump's unbeatable.
~~~
Giving all that sexist/chauvanist meme ammo for the next 4 yrs.
Sure to continue the gridlock.

Posted by: socalcon at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (Roy2Z)

160 140 Support doesn't matter. If the Dem elites decide they want him to be the nominee (likely so as not to damage any of their 2024 prospects) then they will have things rigged to give it to him like they did Hillary.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (lYRyr)

=========

Field is too big for that. They could do that in 2016 because they muscled out everyone but the sacrificial lamb, Sanders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (iikV8)

161 Biden challenges toddler to a duel.

https://tinyurl.com/y336egrw

Posted by: Cheri at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (oiNtH)

162 ... a few months ago the polls showed about half the dems going for biden and half for leftists (warren or sanders). where do those non-socialists go now that biden is incompetent and fading.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (Pg+x7)

163 150 Trump will destroy them easily. The DNC has got to be planning massive cheat-out-the-vote projects.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (19g6/)

This is the only thing that worries me in 2020.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (k76MH)

164 I'm as sharp now as I was when I had my second aneurysm!
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (l9mVC)

165 Alex Salvi @alexsalvinews
FEC Vice Chairman Matthew Petersen announces he will step down on Aug. 31, meaning the agency will effectively shut down--something that hasn't happened since 2008--because it won't have the legal minimum of commissioners to make decisions.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (BqBId)

166 But one important note:

Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (5htzg)

167 All three are white and heterosexual. That is a big problem.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (YslsA)

168 I'm still upset that we never got to see the Zell Miller vs Chris Matthews duel.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (xPl2J)

169 It looks like Biden has picked up a significant amount of the negative support Jay Inslee and Eric Swallowswell had.

Posted by: Furious George at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (9vQJW)

170 All three are white and heterosexual."

I like paste.

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (6qErC)

171 Biden served us well as V.P. showing tremendous courage, resolve and leadership after the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Doggfish at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (lMn1U)

172 I said Biden would be out by Labor Day for the gaffe reason. The dem voters have been surprised me by being extremely resilient in their continuing support for this addled buffoon. I'm glad I was wrong. There's still lot's of intramural damage to be done to the eventual nominee. Still no one running who would win ten states against Trump.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (/Fmtj)

173 Sanders or Castro of those running. Not a great chance but better than the others.
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (ltuaO)

Castro??? Inside Texas, he has always been a pathetic joke. One Mexican city supports him, period.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)

174 Has the media, in an way acknowledged Biden's slippage?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (II6Oo)

175 I saw Clownfart Shitshow open for The Sex Pistols at The Pour House in 84.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

176 How are they rigging the debate to keep Tulsi in the corner?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (QwmrN)

177 > Paging PronHub

Something tells me that wouldn't be in the premium section.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (xgyDD)

178 As long as "Decline To Prosecute" is the law of the land, we're in fine shape still.

Posted by: The DNC at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (CMq2e)

179 Since it's all bullshit at this point anyway, lemme throw this scenario out at you:

Joey Choo Choo pledges to serve two years only, resigning so the person of color and or vagina Veep candidate is guaranteed The Presidency in 2022 and the incumbent's advantage in 2024. Two candidates to touch all the identity politics naughty places. The "moderates" and suburban Moms get reassured and the wacky Socialists get theirs, too.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (jp0Bv)

180 So, Warren? They keep touting her pulling in large crowds, etc.
Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:14 PM (a0IVu)
------------

Trolling for wino's with bottles of Valu Rite is no way to go through a campaign..

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (qC1Sy)

181 29 It's going to be a loooong year.

I suspect if the Democrats don't nominate an authentic commie at their convention, the mob is going to tear the place apart. They may not even be satisfied with the usual "commie that pretends she's not one" solution.
Posted by: MW at August 26, 2019 03:15 PM (hNTtn)


I'm hoping..............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (sy5kK)

182 136 The combined age of Warren, Sanders, and Biden is 225 years.
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901

along with their combined IQ

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (FZYNt)

183 151
Well, representing the dead is kind of a Demotard specialty isnt it?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (KUNWw)

184 Sinema is an interesting option. Especially if she campaigns in hooker boots.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

185 You all know the drill... everyone is MAO until the primaries are over then the pivot to the middle will be so sharp you'll see skid marks. the NeverTrump cucks will be talking about the return to Reagan and the MSM will memory hole all this communism as if it was right wing conspiracies.

Posted by: Inogame at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (ySZHT)

186 132 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?
Sanders or Castro of those running. Not a great chance but better than the others.
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (ltuaO

Seriously there is no one. It's the elephant in the room. It's like asking which is the hardest cotton ball. I think Sanders has a certain appeal and Teflon coating, but that Trump would monumentally dismantle him.

He is going to make this look easier than dispatching Hillary, and he made that look pretty easy. Just watch.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (+SCbL)

187 Biden challenges toddler to a duel.

https://tinyurl.com/y336egrw
Posted by: Cheri at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (oiNtH)


DATS RAYCISSS!

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

188 184 Sinema is an interesting option. Especially if she campaigns in hooker boots.
Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (a0IVu)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

189 All three are white and heterosexual."

Ask them how many genders there are and why would should trust a lifetime cis-male or female.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (CMq2e)

190 Now we'll see if Trump can be beat by Biden with half his brain tied behind his back.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)

191 I mean, I have zero doubt that The Rock would be a better POTUS than any of these three idiots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)

192 Tulsi won't go quietly into the night.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (QwmrN)

193 The moment he said he was proud to have worked with segregationist Democrats, he was doomed.


Posted by: zombie
__________

I also think when he first came out in support of the Hyde Amendment, that was the first sign that he really had no idea what the Democrat Party had become. He still thought it was some Reagan Democrat type party of white, blue collar union types.


If I was a Democrat, I'd still pull the lever for Biden just because he has the best shot, but he would be the Republican equivalent of like nominating someone like Arlen Specter.

Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (zuvmW)

194 Bernie and warren are beatable to just not slow Joe beatable. I'd really like to think commies or "progressives" are not electable and that TFG was elected twice because of other considerations. (1/2 black, closeted in many many ways the livs did not understand who he was).

Posted by: USNtakim at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)

195 139 Blaster

I forgot the Yougov poll. It's online only isn't it? I don't think RCP includes it for that reason, but my information may be dated.

Posted by: mnw at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (Cssks)

196 192 Tulsi won't go quietly into the night.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (QwmrN)

She won't cum quietly?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK8)

197 We all knew that Biden's initial popularity was largely based on name recognition. Now we find out that the only person who didn't know Joe Biden's name is -- Joe Biden.

Posted by: esunol at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (vubU0)

198 I'm surprised. The Brain-Damaged Rock demographic is heavily-represented among Dem primary voters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (amw5z)

199 91 Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

I agree up to a point. That point being they have little chance of beating Trump.

Certain people may go to her and say "nice life you got her now. It would be a shame if something happened to it".

Hey she knows how it would work. The hardest work will be in the campaign and actually speaking. If she won she'd just be a figurehead anyway.

She's comfortable with a sinecure. the people they are tied to are not nice people and have few compunctions. I know, I know that sounds all conspiracy and stuff but that whole deal was filled with questionable or unknown facts of how they got where they got and who helped them get there.

How do they afford a 15 million estate on 400,000 a year for 8 years?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (cxIsI)

200 160 140 Support doesn't matter. If the Dem elites decide they want him to be the nominee (likely so as not to damage any of their 2024 prospects) then they will have things rigged to give it to him like they did Hillary.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (lYRyr)

=========

Field is too big for that. They could do that in 2016 because they muscled out everyone but the sacrificial lamb, Sanders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (iikV



But they also basically did the same for Obama in 2008. They rigged it against Hillary then but the field originally started out much larger. The first primaries and caucuses are still a ways out and others probably will drop out before then. And they have plenty of time to figure out how to have things set to give them the outcome they want.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (lYRyr)

201 Dark horse on the horizon?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:17 PM (ltuaO)

Booker?

I believe that is racist and speciest.

Posted by: Sarah J. Parker at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (sMMcg)

202 I actually think this is a good thing.

"Let them fight!"

Posted by: fox at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (hdFyL)

203 Biden served us well as V.P. showing tremendous courage, resolve and leadership after the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor. "

"Remember the Maine!"

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)

204 If Warren gets the nom, I wonder who they will put in as her VP. It will have to be some older white guy who "appeals" to the working class (i.e., Biden to Obama and Tim Kaine to Hillary Clinton). I can't imagine they would put another woman, or a minority, on the ticket with Warren. Maybe Terry McAuliffe will do.

Posted by: sillyme at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (zYWPO)

205 The Democratic Socialists are going off script, not adhering to the Playbook.... we all know what that is.... the Millenials have injected hubris and immaturity into the process, and it will cost them 2020.

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (90T4r)

206 Biden's campaign song should be Put the Lime in the Coconut.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 26, 2019 03:30 PM (fsa/N)

207 Not surprised the hair sniffing of little girls is a bit off putting.
Also, his handlers need to gag him until after the convention so democrats forget that he'a senile, old weirdo.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 26, 2019 03:30 PM (+lVUW)

208 155 Rock and Tulsi are involved in a protest in Hawaii opposing the building of a 30 meter telescope.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (AwHYt)

The party that "loves science sexually" fucks it to death, again.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 03:30 PM (J+mig)

209 Pow Wow Chow vs. Licker of Windows

SMACKDOWN!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:30 PM (amw5z)

210 137 Some idiot on Twitter was pleading with people to support Biden, and actually said "If he chooses Stacey Abrams as his VP, even if he's unable to serve, we'll get Stacey for president!"
___________

Yeah, there is nothing wrong with this country that a blatantly racist, morbidly obese black woman with no discernible skills can't fix!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 26, 2019 03:30 PM (k4dH2)

211 155 Rock and Tulsi are involved in a protest in Hawaii opposing the building of a 30 meter telescope.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:25 PM (AwHYt)

May a previously unknown meteor fall on both of them.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 03:30 PM (RD7QR)

212 In some alternate universe, if Sanders somehow became President, I could see him being like a Herbert Hoover millstone that Democrats would have still explain like 50 years later.

I could see him cementing a center-right majority for a generation in the US after 4 years of his bullshit.

Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (zuvmW)

213 203 Biden served us well as V.P. showing tremendous courage, resolve and leadership after the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor. "

"Remember the Maine!"

/
Posted by: Anon a mouse

don't forget how brave he was while the Japanese flew Zero's into the Twin Towers

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (FZYNt)

214
Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?



If they cheat enough, any one of them can beat Trump.

FYI, that's why they had to stop the Jill Stein recount in MI. There was rampant fraud by the Democrats in Wayne county who counted the votes. It was, of course, hushed up by the Republican governor here.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiracy theorist at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AkkRZ)

215 Okay scary story time.

Almost at work and break pedal goes all the way to the floor. Limped into work downshifting to slow down. Turn off ignition and pop hood, brake fluid level is fine. Test break pedal again and it is solid.

So a line? Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)

216 Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)

Dayum! You are just sooooo mean.
How much longer are you gonna keep that that idk wtf in your nic link?
(if any of you have not clicked it DON'T!!)

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (48RE5)

217 Welp, about time for me to get back to work.

See folks tomorrow.

Watch porn!

Buy ammo!

Pet your dog!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

218 She won't cum quietly?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK8


Is she like the Kim Cattrall character in Porky's?

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

219 The combined age of Warren, Sanders, and Biden is 225 years.

The combined age of the US Constitution is 230 years. One of these is icky and old.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (n6bs1)

220 176 How are they rigging the debate to keep Tulsi in the corner?
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (QwmrN)


The Demos created some rules for the ongoing debates about minimum levels of support, including at least 2% in three different recognized polls.

Tulsi has that, but last week the DNC came out and didn't recognize her poll numbers, for some unknown reason.

Of course it had nothing, zero, ziltch, about Tulsi dressing down KamelToe and blowing up the chances of the Barry/BigMike preferred candidate in real time on national TV.

And therfore, Tulsi is being shadowed out of the race.

and *poof!*, no more Tulsi Gabbard in the race.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (sy5kK)

221 If it looks like Trump will breeze to reelection, expect the Democrats to pivot to their next option: assassination.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (CqtRA)

222 >>Rock and Tulsi are involved in a protest in Hawaii opposing the building of a 30 meter telescope.


hahaha - they did this on Mt Lemmon in Tucson back in the early 90s.


Study was done to montor squirrel populations.

Finding : Activists were responsible for the largest portion of squirrel mortality due to increased traffic.


Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (gRVES)

223 LOL. Either Sanders or Warren would easily beat Trump, and usher in a wonderful future for this nation. So excited!!!!

Posted by: No at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (E6wmO)

224 You know the Obama's aren't going to sitting this one out like they have been pretending to do.
Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2019 03:24 PM (xYXD5)

They may if they know Trump is not beatable. It's very hard to wash that "loser" stain off. Just ask the First Female President.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (+SCbL)

225 This means the Dems need at least three VPs to run with him in order to get above 50% approval.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM)

226
Yeah, there is nothing wrong with this country that a blatantly racist, morbidly obese black woman with no discernible skills can't fix!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

who you calling no skill?

Posted by: Tank Abrams at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (FZYNt)

227 193 I also think when he first came out in support of the Hyde Amendment, that was the first sign that he really had no idea what the Democrat Party had become. He still thought it was some Reagan Democrat type party of white, blue collar union types.


If I was a Democrat, I'd still pull the lever for Biden just because he has the best shot, but he would be the Republican equivalent of like nominating someone like Arlen Specter.
Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:28 PM (zuvmW)

=========

His history was in support of the Hyde Amendment.

He then waffled back and forth for 3 days about whether he still supported it.

Then he decided that he didn't.

Why would a progressive vote for him? Yeah, he now doesn't support the Hyde Amendment, but it took him forever and you've got Warren there instead. Why would a moderate support him? He's turned his back on a decades long position.

No one was paying attention at the time, so it didn't really affect his polling, but it established the pattern of his campaign. And it's just gotten worse.

I went from "Biden's gonna be the nominee" to "Biden has no chance" in a single morning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (iikV8)

228 "Dark horse on the horizon?"

Keep an eye on Buttigieg. Getting a lot of big-money donations.

If the primary were like the end of Reservoir Dogs, Harris, Biden, and Sanders would be Mr. White, Joe Cabot, and Nice Guy Eddie, and Buttigieg would be Mr. Pink, standing to one side ready to grab the loot and head out the door once the other three shoot each other.

(Of course, Trump would be the cops waiting outside for Mr. Pink to come out.)

Posted by: Alex at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (vshng)

229 >>So a line? Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?


Any wet brakes?

You can smell that fluid as easy as see it.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (gRVES)

230 225 This means the Dems need at least three VPs to run with him in order to get above 50% approval.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM)

He can get Warren, Tulsi and Harris..his harem!

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (a0IVu)

231 177 > Paging PronHub

Something tells me that wouldn't be in the premium section.

Last time around, they had a parody with Trump and Sanders shtupping Grandma Wobbles, so ya never know.

(Of course, the pron versions of them were all younger and better looking.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (O8WFE)

232 So this week we believe polls?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (Ri4j/)

233 What's wrong with telescopes?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (fsa/N)

234 Ron DeSantis WIFE!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (u6xw0)

235 Castro??? Inside Texas, he has always been a pathetic joke. One Mexican city supports him, period.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)

I know but who else is there?

Someone jumping in maybe, but of those running?

It's pathetic.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (ltuaO)

236 So a line? Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)



America's greatness was built on slave cylinders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (amw5z)

237 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)

Air in the brake lines?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (xPl2J)

238 Four score and seven years ago, give or take, our forefathers brought forth the entire Democratic leadership you see before you...

Posted by: Linkin' It at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (Ry8mf)

239 221 If it looks like Trump will breeze to reelection, expect the Democrats to pivot to their next option: assassination.
-----------------------
This calls for another show of AntiFa strength in Portlandia.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (2LelM)

240 Biden sorta reminds me of the bartender with Tourettes in The Boondocks Saints. Pulling quips and quotes in wildly inappropriate ways. FUCK!!! ASS!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (KUNWw)

241 "(Of course, Trump would be the cops waiting outside for Mr. Pink to come out.)
Posted by: Alex at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (vshng)"


Kamala Harris cuts off someone's ear with a switchblade?

Yup, this meme checks out.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)

242 >What's wrong with telescopes?


Generally, they need to be on the tops of undeveloped mountains in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (gRVES)

243 206 Biden's campaign song should be Put the Lime in the Coconut.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 26, 2019 03:30 PM (fsa/N)

[grooves to funky music] Doctoooorrrrr....

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

244 228 "Dark horse on the horizon?"

Keep an eye on Buttigieg. Getting a lot of big-money donations.

If the primary were like the end of Reservoir Dogs, Harris, Biden, and Sanders would be Mr. White, Joe Cabot, and Nice Guy Eddie, and Buttigieg would be Mr. Pink, standing to one side ready to grab the loot and head out the door once the other three shoot each other.

(Of course, Trump would be the cops waiting outside for Mr. Pink to come out.)
Posted by: Alex at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (vshng)

==========

His best poll ever was 12%.

He has 0 support from the black population.

He's pure media creation. He's Wendy Davis. He has no chance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (iikV8)

245 What's wrong with telescopes?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (fsa/N)

White people are building it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (xPl2J)

246 Master Cylinder is such a great name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (fsa/N)

247 225 This means the Dems need at least three VPs to run with him in order to get above 50% approval.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM)

By Jove I think you've got it! The next woke thing will be multiple people identifying as one person!

Posted by: Someguy at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (4i8PS)

248 220 176 How are they rigging the debate to keep Tulsi in the corner?
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (QwmrN)


The Demos created some rules for the ongoing debates about minimum levels of support, including at least 2% in three different recognized polls.

Tulsi has that, but last week the DNC came out and didn't recognize her poll numbers, for some unknown reason.

Of course it had nothing, zero, ziltch, about Tulsi dressing down KamelToe and blowing up the chances of the Barry/BigMike preferred candidate in real time on national TV.

And therfore, Tulsi is being shadowed out of the race.

and *poof!*, no more Tulsi Gabbard in the race.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (sy5kK)

Seriously? They recognized everybody's poll numbers but hers?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (QwmrN)

249 The DNC establishment want Joe out of the race. Even they realize he's one harebrained gaffe away from sinking their hopes for another four years. I'm just waiting for him to blurt out something about "the darkies" during some campaign speech somewhere. The man is senile enough to do it.

It'll be Warren, bar an act of God.


Lizzy Warren studied law,
But couldn't get an Ivy job.
When she saw what she had done,She claimed she was an indian!


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (rP4OC)

250 239 221 If it looks like Trump will breeze to reelection, expect the Democrats to pivot to their next option: assassination.
-----------------------
This calls for another show of AntiFa strength in Portlandia.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (2LelM)

==========

"This'll show those conservatives in South Carolina!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (iikV8)

251 I'm still upset that we never got to see the Zell Miller vs Chris Matthews duel.


Posted by: Mark1971 at August 26, 2019 03:26 PM (xPl2J)

Zell was a class act. I read his book when it came out, and actually sent an email to his office to tell him it was a great book, and too bad modern day dems were out of their frigging minds, and he must be the style of Dem my older relatives talked about before they became republicans. He sends me a hand written letter thanking me for reading the book, and then tells me about his retirement plans. A hand written letter, I couldn't believe it. Who the fuck does that in washington? I have the letter pressed between the pages of his book.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (9Om/r)

252 I also think when he first came out in support of the Hyde Amendment,
that was the first sign that he really had no idea what the Democrat
Party had become. He still thought it was some Reagan Democrat type
party of white, blue collar union types.


Nancy Palsi has done two things really well. She kept the Democrat Representatives in line for a long time and she recognized the political direction her radical voters took.

There are a TON of Democrat voters who have no idea how radical their party has become. I'd say at least half still think they're the blue collar party of FDR and have no idea all of the SJW nuts have yanked the party so far leftward.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (9t0Zz)

253 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)

I'd get the brakes checked. I'm no mechanic, but it don't sound good.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (J+mig)

254 Oh no, No is here. Everyone do up-twinkles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

255 Sorry, that was Mt. Graham in Tucson. The lemon Telescope had already been rendered all but useless due to ambient light from the city.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (gRVES)

256 Every time Sandersnista has opened his mouth the past few weeks, he gets crazier and commy-er. Every time I said to myself "Well, that's peak commy or peak crazy right there." And every time, I'm wrong.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (sjdRT)

257 182
136 The combined age of Warren, Sanders, and Biden is 225 years.

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901



along with their combined IQ Posted by: Rick in SK at August 26, 2019 03:27 PM (FZYNt)
Don't buy it. No way warren+ sanders is >/=200.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (CPk08)

258 Or the master cylinder?

Posted by: Anna Puma

Likely.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (88+cf)

259
My strong polling strong lead is strong and I will knock punch out face of any face who says different.

*eyes go in opposite directions*

*sways from side to side*

*manhandles small girl*

*drools in her hair*

Posted by: Sleepy Joe Babygroper, With a Gut Full of Elmer's at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)

260 232 So this week we believe polls?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:33 PM (Ri4j/)


Of course not..... we just gotta opine about stuff.... wash rinse and repeat for the next 14 months.....
Trump is gonna win, cause of the economy and his ability to entertain....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (90T4r)

261 who you calling no skill?
Posted by: Tank Abrams
____________

Sorry, I wasn't counting the record number of times you can raise your fork to your mouth.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (k4dH2)

262 Thought progs were like totally into science and shit??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (u6xw0)

263 Nobody puts Tulsi in the corner.

Posted by: Zombie Patrick Swayze at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (amw5z)

264 At any moment Beyonce will Pounce and win it all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:36 PM (2LelM)

265 Sorry, that was Mt. Graham in Tucson. The lemon Telescope had already been rendered all but useless due to ambient light from the city.
Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (gRVES)



Pro Tip: North Korea is wide open.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:36 PM (amw5z)

266
So a line? Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)


Master cylinder would be my guess. Slave cylinder's are drum brakes, so what are you driving? However, the issue would be more consistent if there were a leaky line, expanding rubber line or slave cylinder.

I've had it were a vacuum assist issue would hold the peddle down when pressing the brake down, so that may be a place to look as well.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

267 Zell was a class act. I read his book when it came
out, and actually sent an email to his office to tell him it was a great
book, and too bad modern day dems were out of their frigging minds, and
he must be the style of Dem my older relatives talked about before they
became republicans. He sends me a hand written letter thanking me for
reading the book, and then tells me about his retirement plans. A hand
written letter, I couldn't believe it. Who the fuck does that in
washington? I have the letter pressed between the pages of his book.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (9Om/r)


My husband was close friends with Zell's sons. Together, they put out a high school newspaper called "The Open Zipper." He reminded Zell and Mrs. Miller when they were here several years ago for Zell to give a speech. Mrs. Miller gave my husband the side eye. heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

268 >What's wrong with telescopes?
-

Generally, they need to be on the tops of undeveloped mountains in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: garrett

-

It's a shame the federal government doesn't own something like 75% of undeveloped land.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (fsa/N)

269 Master Cylinder is such a great name.


WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (CqtRA)

270 194 Bernie and warren are beatable to just not slow Joe beatable. I'd really like to think commies or "progressives" are not electable and that TFG was elected twice because of other considerations. (1/2 black, closeted in many many ways the livs did not understand who he was).
Posted by: USNtakim at August 26, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)

And don't forget a gimme opponent both times. Thank God we had Palin but she couldn't do it by herself.

And you never hear it mentioned, but Trump's election singularly put paid to the utter lie that Palin "dragged down" the vaunted McCain ticket.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (+SCbL)

271 If only James Brown was available. Hell, I would vote for James Brown.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)

272 I'm not so sure about this poll. The sample size is very small, so there is a huge sample of error.

Plus, look at the bottom of that poll. Remember the Dems have a 2% requirement to be in the debates.
Is it possible pollsters are taking money to produce a good poll. To keep from making it too obvious, the person conducting the poll can perhaps cutoff a sample when the numbers are right, or perhaps downweight or eliminate certain groups that are more likely to not support the preferred candidate.
If you were trying to get Williamson to 2%, wouldn't the people who are eliminated from the sample be more likely to be Biden supporters?

Posted by: MikeN at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (9zfUE)

273 262 Thought progs were like totally into science and shit??

Posted by: dananjcon at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (u6xw0)

Only when it can be bent to justify their megalomania.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (J+mig)

274 My Mom just got another letter from Trump. Half a page thanking her for her support AND an 8x11 signed color photo of the Jefe!

Posted by: wth at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

275 Lizzy Warren studied law,
But couldn't get an Ivy job.
When she saw what she had done,She claimed she was an indian!


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM


Bonus for the local history tie in!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2019 03:38 PM (ejd/p)

276 I think polls nearly a year out from the convention should be taken with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 26, 2019 03:38 PM (24wi6)

277 If only James Brown was available. Hell, I would vote for James Brown.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)



And Little Richard would be a great VP choice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:38 PM (amw5z)

278 271 If only James Brown was available. Hell, I would vote for James Brown.
Posted by: Puddin Head

I'm not running honey

Posted by: Maxine Waters at August 26, 2019 03:38 PM (FZYNt)

279 This is impossible! Are you trying to tell me that the all-inclusive, hypersensitive, rainbow-flag liberals' dream candidate is one of three old, lily-white, New England political hacks with no discernible skills or workable plans?

This just cannot be."Wrong side of history" or "privilege" or some kind of -ogeny or something.

Posted by: red speck at August 26, 2019 03:38 PM (6Krd7)

280 Could it be that amongst those 60 million there literally are none?
Posted by: zombie at August 26, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)


everyone who isn't solidly a GOPe conservative or NeoCon is aware that the conservative movement has tossed out all contenders who weren't down with the "Uniparty wins" strategy, and this has been going on since Buckley - which leaves an old cadre running things, and they are inflexible.

Thing is, the Clintons and the Obamas (and the the other power players) have been doing the exact same thing to the dems, and far more ruthlessly since they are after all the marbles, not just the #2 position.
So, officially no, and any one that pops up like, Williamson or Yang or some outsider that isn't getting coverage, will get hammered down like a short nail in a pine plank.
The powerful are old. They don't want anyone to replace them because they got old on the promise that it would be their turn next, and they will destroy anyone that tries to thwart that. Just like Hillz tried to.

I think in a free election, Williams or Yang would get the nod. I am not sure Harris would, since she has some baggage.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2019 03:38 PM (q2o38)

281 274 My Mom just got another letter from Trump. Half a page thanking her for her support AND an 8x11 signed color photo of the Jefe!
Posted by: wth at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

===========

I got my Trump autograph in person.

He signed my biography of Zachary Taylor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:38 PM (iikV8)

282 Bernie and Warren are the Alpha and Omega of the Starbucks Voters. Slam dunk on the Latte Blue Wall.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (2LelM)

283 I think Warren could win Wisconsin. Their senior senator is an elderly communist lesbian; so, obviously, they're OK with that.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (O7MnT)

284 Zell was a class act. I read his book when it came
out, and actually sent an email to his office to tell him it was a great
book, and too bad modern day dems were out of their frigging minds, and
he must be the style of Dem my older relatives talked about before they
became republicans. He sends me a hand written letter thanking me for
reading the book, and then tells me about his retirement plans. A hand
written letter, I couldn't believe it. Who the fuck does that in
washington? I have the letter pressed between the pages of his book.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (9Om/r)
-------------

That is a really cool story.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (qC1Sy)

285 Yeah, there is nothing wrong with this country that a blatantly racist, morbidly obese black woman with no discernible skills can't fix!

-
It's what the founders envisioned.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (+y/Ru)

286 If only James Brown was available. Hell, I would vote for James Brown.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)
...........

You can vote for his plastic wig if you live in Maxine's district.

Posted by: wth at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

287 I still think Biden wins the nomination.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (Ri4j/)

288 Democrats = Ike Turner.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (fsa/N)

289 Fox should have Tulsi on as a guest panelist s she can roast motherfuckers during the debate.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (QwmrN)

290

Democrat candidates are a joke, we all agree.

Problem is that the powers know they effed themselves allowing the Antifa wing of their party to grow so big.


The Antifa wing won't support anyone that the fence-sitting voters will accept. As mentioned earlier, I agree they would rather burn down Milwaukee than accept an electable candidate.

This is why Bloomberg or Schultz never engaged in this cycle. They aren't "woke" enough. Yet, they have the best chance to win.

Actually, I don't see a problem here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (sy5kK)

291 Oh no, No is here. Everyone do up-twinkles.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM


No.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (ejd/p)

292 I'm honestly surprised there isn't an African-American that named their son Master-Cylinder. I mean, there's a few Tyrod's out there. Why not Driveshaft? Plugwire? Clutchplate?

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

293 223
LOL. Either Sanders or Warren would easily beat Trump, and usher in a wonderful future for this nation. So excited!!!!

Posted by: No at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (E6wmO)

Sister!!! Between the energy of Liz Warren and the wisdom of Bernie there's so much to make up for the absence of the Annointed One Obama from the White House. We will take back the house and defeat the Evil of Trump!!! It's time to get a leader who really will change the constitution at the highest seat of government!!! I'm SO excited!!!
whoops. wet myself a bit there.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Va at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (CPk08)

294 288 Democrats = Ike Turner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Eight Has No Home Here at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (fsa/N)

America = Tina

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

295 287 I still think Biden wins the nomination.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (Ri4j/)


You are feeling pretty happy then, right??

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (90T4r)

296 You've got to remember that most dem voters are like people that go to see marvel movies. They don't hear the bat shit rantings of Brie Larson and the other woke Bull shit that Disney lets the actors say. And Disney still has their movies (for the moment) actually appealing to that larger population. So yeah the democrats allow their crazy weirdos spew their crap and act like they are all for that. But when it's time to get the vote in you'd better be toning that shit down for the real performance.

Or I could be wrong and they could have decided that now is the time to stick in all the gay tranny people they can.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (lYRyr)

297 287 I still think Biden wins the nomination.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (Ri4j/)


"Win." Like pro wrestling, eh?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (zBaqJ)

298 287 I still think Biden wins the nomination.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (Ri4j/)

==========

We've got five more months of Biden sticking his foot in his mouth, reversing decade long held positions, and him giving every Democratic voter a positive reason to not vote for him.

He's a terrible campaigner and it's showing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (iikV8)

299 Dwayne Johnson wants to run for President as a Democrat, and that is why he is involving himself in the telescope shakedown.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (XR7Al)

300 So a line? Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)


Imma gonna say one of the rubber hoses in the line is ballooning in heat. Likely front brakes then.

Posted by: blaster at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (9VeU0)

301 Signed pictures of President Trump? I'm jealous

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (BbGew)

302 276 I think polls nearly a year out from the convention should be taken with a grain of salt.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 26, 2019 03:38 PM (24wi6)

2 grains gets you in the debate.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (QwmrN)

303 Is it totally impossible at this point for somebody like Jerry Brown or [gasp] Gavin Newsom to ride in to save the day?


They'd be seen as "centrists" and a voice of reason. If they could just shake that whole California thing, but I'm sure the media would help. Scary thing is, either one of these jerks could probably hold their own in a "debate" when it's 6 against 1.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (Z1ykJ)

304 I read Zells book too. Loved it. Zell among the last of America loving Democrats.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (KUNWw)

305 223 LOL. Either Sanders or Warren would easily beat Trump, and usher in a wonderful future for this nation. So excited!!!!
Posted by: No at August 26, 2019 03:32 PM (E6wmO)

You're not excited about politics. You're excited because mommy touched you.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (+SCbL)

306 Why would a progressive vote for him? Yeah, he now doesn't support the Hyde Amendment, but it took him forever and you've got Warren there instead. Why would a moderate support him? He's turned his back on a decades long position.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

_______________

Because ultimately the Supreme Court really runs the country and Biden will pick Leftist judges.

And personnel is policy.

And the other options for Democrats are almost for sure going to lose absent some sort of bad recession.

Just like if you were a pro-life Republican, Giuliani is pro-choice, but I'd easily vote for him over say a "pro-life" candidate I thought had no chance.

Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (zuvmW)

307 Felix The Cat fought Master Cylinder all of the time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (aS1PU)

308 I'm honestly surprised there isn't an
African-American that named their son Master-Cylinder. I mean, there's a
few Tyrod's out there. Why not Driveshaft? Plugwire? Clutchplate?

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Or Tranny

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (xPl2J)

309 306 Because ultimately the Supreme Court really runs the country and Biden will pick Leftist judges.

And personnel is policy.

And the other options for Democrats are almost for sure going to lose absent some sort of bad recession.

Just like if you were a pro-life Republican, Giuliani is pro-choice, but I'd easily vote for him over say a "pro-life" candidate I thought had no chance.
Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:41 PM (zuvmW)

=========

You're looking at a general election. My comment was about the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (iikV8)

310 > I am not sure Harris would, since she has some baggage.

Harris is poison with black voters because she was a cop. So is every one of the full-retard open borders candidates.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (xgyDD)

311 I've always said if you name your kid Tyrod, it should come as no surprise when he beats you senseless with a tie-rod.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)

312 The Rock almost ran. And he'd win, God help us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 26, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK


he'd pick up the nick name of "Elizondo" though.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (q2o38)

313 Check for fluid behind the master cylinder, if no check behind each wheel, pay attention to the rubber flex lines and where they attach to the brake and hardline. There is likely a leak somewhere letting air into the system. Once air gets inline it doesn't take much to ruin the pedal so you wouldn't necessarily notice a drop in fluid.

Posted by: Inogame at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (ySZHT)

314 This is impossible! Are you trying to tell me that the all-inclusive,
hypersensitive, rainbow-flag liberals' dream candidate is one of three
old, lily-white, New England political hacks with no discernible skills
or workable plans?


To be fair, Warren's from Oklahoma. She just grifts in Massachusetts. It's the home her cold, black, commie heart always dreamed of.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (rP4OC)

315 Or Tranny
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (xPl2J)


LimitedSlipDiff.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

316 299 Dwayne Johnson wants to run for President as a Democrat, and that is why he is involving himself in the telescope shakedown.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (XR7Al)

I hope he does not. I've met him and he is a nice guy who is not bat shit Hollywood crazy. Hopefully he decides to just make oodles of money making movies.

Posted by: IC at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (a0IVu)

317 Slave and Master cylinders are racist.

Posted by: wth at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

318 Bernie Sanders rallies look like a meeting of the Klan or Aryan nation.

No brown folks to be seen. This is a divide in the Democrats that we may see breached this cycle, but I suspect it will be after the election and the fallout from losing.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (ltuaO)

319 I'm honestly surprised there isn't an African-American that named their son Master-Cylinder.

Master Cylinder was a recurring enemy of Felix the Cat. You may continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (l8gTz)

320 Can you pump the pedal back up to any semblence of pressure?

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (gRVES)

321 He's a terrible campaigner and it's showing.
---------------------
Time to deploy the Scoobie Van and closed meetings with Dem leaders. Oh, and lots of bollards.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)

322 He can get Warren, Tulsi and Harris..his harem!

Posted by: IC

----

"Biden's Angels!"

Get them to pose with karate moves!

Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (5htzg)

323 I've always said if you name your kid Tyrod, it should come as no surprise when he beats you senseless with a tie-rod.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)



Then what would LaTrina hit you with?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (amw5z)

324 this is why Bernie the Red came out in favor of ICE, to poach Biden voters. He no more supports ICE than does Kamala Harris.

Posted by: kallisto at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (kD8Fh)

325 I was told there would be no auto mechanics in this blog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

326 283; madison and milwaukee for sure. both places are full of fucking crazies. rest of this state, not so much. voter fraud is rampant in those two places. that's how we ended up with tony fucking evers. the retarded school superintendent. anything is possible in this shithole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

327 No brake advice to give..... now, if you were wanting advice on neurosurgery.....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (90T4r)

328 321 He's a terrible campaigner and it's showing.
---------------------
Time to deploy the Scoobie Van and closed meetings with Dem leaders. Oh, and lots of bollards.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)

ROE RIDEN? RUH-ROH!

Posted by: Scooby Democrat at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

329
Slave and Master cylinders are racist.
Posted by: wth


As are Slave and Master IDE drive connections.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (aKsyK)

330 The Dems' choices are slim and none, and Slim left town in the winter of 2016.

However . . .

What if this Joe Walsh character actually manages to run against Trump and pulls enough to split the R vote? Is it possible then that a Dem could squeak in?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (ClOmq)

331 I'm waiting for the IT world to be knocked on it's ear because the Primary drive is the Master and the secondaries are Slaves...........

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

332 having read some articles about The Rock, i suspect he plays a nice guy when meeting potential voters.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (XR7Al)

333 10 Nah.

I'd much rather have Warren as the nominee. Shrew 2: Electric Bugaloo.


I dunno. Some people wallow in identity politics to the point where they will vote for her simply because she's female. I'm thinking of the same women, including Catholic women, who will support late term abortion supporters simply because, "white men are evil."

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (+lVUW)

334 You didn't have to do this, Joe.

Posted by: You know who at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (DuZls)

335 318 Bernie Sanders rallies look like a meeting of the Klan or Aryan nation.
---------------------
The best put down was Tucker calling Buttigege's Chicago rally 'as white as a Subaru dealership in Cambridge." Classic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (2LelM)

336 What if this Joe Walsh character actually manages to run against Trump and pulls enough to split the R vote? Is it possible then that a Dem could squeak in?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (ClOmq)


LOL

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (aS1PU)

337 I was told there would be no auto mechanics in this blog.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC)


After advice on relationships and medical treatment, auto mechanics are a Horde specialty.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (amw5z)

338 Tulsi is sort-of a good candidate but it is not her turn.

Maybe they was supposed to be some sort of gentleman's agreement this far out. She buried Kamala Harris but good before all her records could get scrubbed. That might have created enemies.

Posted by: t-bird at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (Ibwur)

339 330 The Dems' choices are slim and none, and Slim left town in the winter of 2016.

However . . .

What if this Joe Walsh character actually manages to run against Trump and pulls enough to split the R vote? Is it possible then that a Dem could squeak in?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 26, 2019 03:44 PM (ClOmq)

========

Trump will win something like 95-98% of the Republican primary vote. Walsh will get drummed out and then no one will support him in an independent bid because he'll be a proven loser.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (iikV8)

340 Dont fuck around with faulty brakes. Im a mechanical engineer but I wont diagnose via blog. Get it to an authorized dealer ASAP. Use a car hauler to get it there.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (KUNWw)

341 There is hope for Moe, Larry and Curly.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 26, 2019 03:46 PM (nRj4F)

342 If his memory serves, this will look familiar. This is exactly how his last couple campaigns have gone. Fortunately, it's new for him each time.

Posted by: RonCo Pocket Theologian at August 26, 2019 03:46 PM (IiR2y)

343 Heads up, FL and coastal morons. Joe Bastardi will be on Tucker's show tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

344 Dont fuck around with faulty brakes. Im a mechanical engineer but I wont diagnose via blog. Get it to an authorized dealer ASAP. Use a car hauler to get it there.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (KUNWw)


Piker.

Where's your sense of adventure?

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

345 Always worth repeating. Democrats love America like OJ loved Nicole.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:46 PM (+SCbL)

346 >> Dont fuck around with faulty brakes.


Don't listen to this fag -

Brakes only slow you down!

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:46 PM (gRVES)

347 Then what would LaTrina hit you with?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:43 PM (amw5z)
..........

probably an iron skillet.

Posted by: wth at August 26, 2019 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

348 Problem is that the powers know they effed themselves allowing the Antifa wing of their party to grow so big.


They're like the crazy mini church that developed in the grocery store in that movie The Mist. As soon as that Kwazy Kwistian Karicature started gaining followers, they should have shut her down. They did not and things went nuts.

Same thing really.

Then again, the left have always flirted with true believer hard leftists. They seem to admire the purity.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (9t0Zz)

349 344 Dont fuck around with faulty brakes. Im a mechanical engineer but I wont diagnose via blog. Get it to an authorized dealer ASAP. Use a car hauler to get it there.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (KUNWw)

Piker.

Where's your sense of adventure?
Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

I didn't think he was new to the blog.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (0yxK0)

350 The first debate between Tin Litzy and PDT will end with her dropping 30 points. Her voice alone will lose the debate.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (TXrfZ)

351 Dont fuck around with faulty brakes. Im a mechanical engineer but I wont diagnose via blog. Get it to an authorized dealer ASAP. Use a car hauler to get it there.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (KUNWw)




Pffft. Just keep your speed below 30 and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (amw5z)

352 333 10 Nah.

I'd much rather have Warren as the nominee. Shrew 2: Electric Bugaloo.

I dunno. Some people wallow in identity politics to the point where they will vote for her simply because she's female. I'm thinking of the same women, including Catholic women, who will support late term abortion supporters simply because, "white men are evil."
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (+lVUW)

===========

I maintain that Hillary version 2 will be unable to improve on Hillary version 1's performance in 2016.

Back then, white women had every reason to hate Trump and no reason to support him. Now? He's got a record and an economy to campaign on.

His record with women is not worse, it is better. If Access Hollywood didn't take him down in 2016, nothing will make him perform worse with white women in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV8)

353 You're looking at a general election. My comment was about the primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

_________

People often make decisions in a primary looking at the general election. I know I do.

I'm saying that's why Democrats that are far more liberal than Biden are still sticking with Biden. Beating Trump is their priority.

Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (zuvmW)

354 What if this Joe Walsh character actually manages to run against Trump and pulls enough to split the R vote? Is it possible then that a Dem could squeak in?

--

Joe Walsh...or Mark Sanford (who is also contemplating a run) wouldn't pull any of Trump's 90% support from R voters, imo. These aren't people waiting around for someone better to come along. That's a yuge percentage of happy voters. Retain most of his Independents and peel off some black and hispanic votes (as he's doing) and Joe Walsh would do nothing but get some unhappy Democrat voters crossing over to vote for him.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (JoUsr)

355 The Demos created some rules for the ongoing debates about minimum levels of support, including at least 2% in three different recognized polls.

Tulsi has that, but last week the DNC came out and didn't recognize her poll numbers, for some unknown reason.

Of course it had nothing, zero, ziltch, about Tulsi dressing down KamelToe and blowing up the chances of the Barry/BigMike preferred candidate in real time on national TV.

And therfore, Tulsi is being shadowed out of the race.

and *poof!*, no more Tulsi Gabbard in the race.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (sy5kK)

Seriously? They recognized everybody's poll numbers but hers?
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (QwmrN)


That is what Tulsi is saying. I believe I saw in the report last week that her staff quoted the 3 polls from Real Clear Politics. So I don't get how they get away with breaking their own rules, but hey, it's the Democrats. So nothing new about that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)

356 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (NWiLs)

357 Biden is still the DNC's favorite. He's their Six Million Dollar Man. They can rebuild him.

He'll be there at the end.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (8ts9m)

358 I think it will be Warren. She's got the charisma of Hillary and the free shit economics of Bernie, an unbeatable combination.

Posted by: x at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (nFwvY)

359 "More throttle. Less Brake"

Words to live by

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (6qErC)

360 >350
The first debate between Tin Litzy and PDT will end with her dropping 30 points. Her voice alone will lose the debate.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (TXrfZ)


Chani agrees with this entirely.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (sjdRT)

361 292
I'm honestly surprised there isn't an African-American that named their
son Master-Cylinder. I mean, there's a few Tyrod's out there. Why not
Driveshaft? Plugwire? Clutchplate?

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Thats so yesterday.

Posted by: Toshiba at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (O5bec)

362
Pffft. Just keep your speed below 30 and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (amw5z)

You can always scrub the sidewalls along the curb to slow things down.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (0yxK0)

363 the primary field's top progressive candidates, are each at 20 percent, putting them in a statistical tie with Biden





Joe Biden: Statistics are a lot like statistics because they can statistically show how statistics can statistically show statistically that statistics are statistics

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (kw5n8)

364 I wanna see this guy

https://tinyurl.com/y5hanfvw

leading an army of these chaps:

https://tinyurl.com/y6j4ed85

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (l8gTz)

365 "Trump will win something like 95-98% of the Republican primary vote."

heh. we'll see.

Posted by: open primary states at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (XR7Al)

366 Is it totally impossible at this point for somebody like Jerry Brown

-
Just what the Donks need, a senile crazy old white man. Of course, Moonbeam Jerry might eat into the Marianne Williamson constituency.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)

367 "Rock and Tulsi are involved in a protest in Hawaii opposing the building of a 30 meter telescope."

Why do they hate science?

Posted by: Chris M at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (eAZVt)

368 every mannix episode started out with faulty brakes. never ended well. don't you people watch tv? get the car to a professional.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (KP5rU)

369 Just don't see blue collar men and AA's voting in the numbers necessary to win in Wisconsin. Which dial does Warren turn which suddenly gets her more voters than Hillary did?

I think there's more people out here that didn't vote for Trump last time that will vote for him in 2020 than voters who did but won't this time.

And considering that the 2020 DNC in Milwaukee is already looking like an epic disaster when it comes to housing them all don't be too sure that the Dems end up turning off even more people here.

No anti Scott Walker sentiment to whip up "evil republicans are to blame" anymore they have their own guy in charge...

Posted by: H Badger at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (n/0Nw)

370 >>You can always scrub the sidewalls along the curb to slow things down.


Drift / Wind Anchor.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (gRVES)

371 Hi Insom!


*wiggles*
*wiggles more*
*POUNCE!*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (TXrfZ)

372 He'll be there at the end."

Ozymanbiden?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (6qErC)

373 Beating Trump is their priority.

It will be accomplished with fraud.

They could run Satan or RBG's dead body. Vote fraud will win the day.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (lD3vL)

374 My long shot has been ManBearPig at a brokered convention. Can happen if the Big Three stalemate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (N1RdV)

375 >Pffft. Just keep your speed below 30 and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (amw5z)



You can always scrub the sidewalls along the curb to slow things down.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:48 PM (0yxK0)


Use Antifa demonstrators as virtual brakes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (sjdRT)

376 >> Dont fuck around with faulty brakes.


Don't listen to this fag -

Brakes only slow you down!

Posted by: garrett

----

Seconded!

Shit! If you don't have brakes, the car in front of you probably does!

So what's the worry?

Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (5htzg)

377 and Bernie? Oh please let the dems run a real Communist for Prez. They've wanted to do it for 85 years, now, go ahead, do it!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 26, 2019 03:19 PM (Kpl3J)

FDR's one good move was kicking Wallace off of the ticket in 44.

Posted by: Ghoti at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (+szSl)

378 Good news! Jared kushner says convicted felons are registering as republicans! Grifters, con-artists, venture capitalists and the aryan brotherhood are all goppers! Jared tells florida g.o.p. to stop making it difficult for the aryan brotherhood convicted felons from registering republican as they must outvote the puerto ricans!

Posted by: raimondo at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (e8/5H)

379 Dwayne Johnson wants to run for President as a Democrat, and that is why he is involving himself in the telescope shakedown.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (XR7Al)

I hope he does not. I've met him and he is a nice guy who is not bat shit Hollywood crazy. Hopefully he decides to just make oodles of money making movies.
Posted by: IC

__________

What's funny is he used to be a Republican, even went to a Republican convention. That was when he was just starting out as a celebrity.

I doubt the guy is super liberal, but who knows what Hollywood did to him.

Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (zuvmW)

380 President Bernie would suck, but the suckiness of a President Warren would go off the charts for me.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (sLLif)

381

If it turns out to be Trump vs Lizzy, for the debates he won't need political advisors, rather comedy writers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (sy5kK)

382 The Republicans could have a primary as the Democrats are, but no one but the President will get that nomination at the convention.

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (BbGew)

383
I didn't think he was new to the blog.
Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (0yxK0)


I know.

You think you know a guy.....

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

384 Tulsi should run as a third party candidate cuz DNC sucks Donkey Dicks and rigs elections, AGAIN!

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (2LelM)

385 Biden Falling Like Brain-Damaged Rock, Now In Three-Way Tie for Lead with Warren and Bernie.

Posted by: Disturbing Headlines at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (S48ez)

386 If you live in Kansas, just coast to a stop... easy...

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (90T4r)

387 It's disgusting them parading him around like some kind of carnival freak. But on the other hand that's what they are.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (CFSlN)

388 353 You're looking at a general election. My comment was about the primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

_________

People often make decisions in a primary looking at the general election. I know I do.

I'm saying that's why Democrats that are far more liberal than Biden are still sticking with Biden. Beating Trump is their priority.
Posted by: Blago at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (zuvmW)

=========

But have you noticed that no one seems to agree on what is "electable" anymore?

Biden is "electable" because he is a former VP and "moderate". Well, that's not good enough for people, especially those on the far left, who made that same compromise with Hillary. They look at Trump and see a far right ideologue (instead of the soft-right centrist he actually is), so they take the lesson that they can win with a far left ideologue.

The definition of "electable" has been scrambled to the point that a lot of people who thought of Biden as electable are second guessing that conclusion.

Also, he talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (iikV8)

389
The first debate between Tin Litzy and PDT will end with her dropping 30 points. Her voice alone will lose the debate.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (TXrfZ)

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Yeah she's the Communist version of the Church Lady. "Could it be... Orangeman?!"

And LIVs might be willing to ignore her stupendously bad political skills for the promise of free everything that Communism provides. But they're LIVs, so the thing she's known most for is being a fake Indian, thanks to the Troll King.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (AzW6q)

390 Tulsi is over 2% in 26 polls. Remove spaces.

https://indicanews.com/2019/08/25/ gabbard-campaign-wants-more-transparency- in-dem-debate-requirements/

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:51 PM (QwmrN)

391 Any of these three Dems would have the upper hand on Trump. Just look at the national polls, which I remind everyone here again, for the millionth time, were correct in 2016.

Posted by: Lurking Cuck, Hidden Prog at August 26, 2019 03:51 PM (4Eo4+)

392 Anybody who votes for Walsh wasn't going to vote for Trump in the first place.

It's like saying now that Walsh is in the race, David French won't be voting for Trump. Absurd.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 03:51 PM (8ts9m)

393
Pffft. Just keep your speed below 30 and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (amw5z)

and have your door ajar so you can stick your foot out to stop.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 26, 2019 03:51 PM (O5bec)

394 386 If you live in Kansas, just coast to a stop... easy...
Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:50 PM (90T4r)

Wheat is great for that and doesn't fuck up the paint like corn does.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019 03:51 PM (0yxK0)

395 295 287 I still think Biden wins the nomination.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:39 PM (Ri4j/)


You are feeling pretty happy then, right??
Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:40 PM (90T4r)

___

Not happy or unhappy, just what I think will happen.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:51 PM (Ri4j/)

396 I see comrade raitardo has surfaced.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

397 Seconded!

Shit! If you don't have brakes, the car in front of you probably does!

So what's the worry?
Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (5htzg)


Like the guy in the commercial said:

If your brakes don't stop you, SOMETHING will.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Is Retardo even more retarded than usual today?

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (l9mVC)

399 Seriously? They recognized everybody's poll numbers but hers?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 03:34 PM (QwmrN)





That is what Tulsi is saying. I believe I saw in the report last
week that her staff quoted the 3 polls from Real Clear Politics. So I
don't get how they get away with breaking their own rules, but hey,
it's the Democrats. So nothing new about that.


One thing that gives me great satisfaction is the knowledge that if the left ever wins big enough to actually put the right into permanent minority status, they will eat their own.

Small comfort, I know.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (9t0Zz)

400 Posted by: raimondo at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (e8/5H)

Thought you loons supported convicts voting?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (ltuaO)

401 In the first Trump vs Lizzy debate, he'll wear a war bonnet.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (8ts9m)

402 369 Just don't see blue collar men and AA's voting in the numbers necessary to win in Wisconsin. Which dial does Warren turn which suddenly gets her more voters than Hillary did?
------------------
A boob job might help? There is nothing that clevage can't conquer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (2LelM)

403 If you live in Kansas, just coast to a stop... easy... "

Kansas, huh? So likely has no idea how low gears work...

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (6qErC)

404 I don't think Johnson is a liberal. I think he is a pandering phony who isnt very bright. and insecure, like many actors.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (XR7Al)

405 375 Could happen, because it won't be Crazy Uncle Joe and Warren is a too whacked out Leftist communist.

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (BbGew)

406 The Media doesn't want Joey. They want a female candidate, again.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (37IEG)

407 After advice on relationships and medical treatment, auto mechanics are a Horde specialty.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:45 PM (amw5z)


Every normal man must be tempted at time to share inaccurate, low rent advice on a variety of important topics.

Although to be fair one thing the Horde does very well is pray. And have stopped a couple of very depressed people from doing something very awful to themselves.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (+SCbL)

408
Warren has the coveted Nike endorsement:

https://tinyurl.com/y7s3rym3

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

409 Tulsi Gabbard and Marianne Williamson, the Juicy Fruit twins for the win.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (CFSlN)

410 Eric Bolling @ericbolling
I've known @WalshFreedom for a decade. I know his wife. I've interviewed & shared panels with him.

One thing I can ASSURE you - Joe will blow himself up in fantastic fashion. Nice guy but batshit.

@realDonaldTrump being used by people who are airtime starved - looking for a meal.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (BqBId)

411 The Rock went full on woke recently. Ballers was a funny show the first 2 seasons. Then Season 3 it went all SJW, the black man is oppressed, etc. I don't know if the Rock believes in it, but he's bet his career and possibly political fortunes on it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (Ri4j/)

412

Barbra Streisand and Jim Carey will be the compromise at the convention.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (UFLLM)

413 In the first Trump vs Lizzy debate, he'll wear a war bonnet.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 03:52 PM (8ts9m)



He should walk over to her podium and offer a handful of beads for her car.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (amw5z)

414 Piss off, racist foreign retard.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (CqtRA)

415 Posted by: raimondo at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (e8/5H)

Further proving you are what you eat, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

416 Dwayne Johnson would be a problem if he ran.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (ltuaO)

417 350
The first debate between Tin Litzy and PDT will end with her dropping 30 points. Her voice alone will lose the debate.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (TXrfZ)


This, plus Trump needling her until she blows up. Warren isn't as thin-skinned as Harris, but she's close. And Trump already successfully needled her into getting a DNA test (foolish), and the publicizing the result. (Offscale foolish.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

418 Or the master cylinder?

Posted by: Anna Puma
Also, possibly the ABS system.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (88+cf)

419 4Eo4+ could be the Banana Sucker.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (XR7Al)

420 Then what would LaTrina hit you with?
____________

She'd beat you to death with one of those wooden toilet seats.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (k4dH2)

421 362


Pffft. Just keep your speed below 30 and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 26, 2019 03:47 PM (amw5z)



You can always scrub the sidewalls along the curb to slow things down.

Posted by: Roy at August 26, 2019[i/
*
*
. . .
That ship's anchor you've been toting around for so long? Throw it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (ClOmq)

422 It can't be Biden that goes down in election flames. It must be a verified Crazy Leftist that is consumed by the flames. This is the plan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)

423 >>Dwayne Johnson would be a problem if he ran.


OK

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (gRVES)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (ClOmq)

425 If you live in Kansas, just coast to a stop... easy...
Posted by: kraken



If you're going south, it should be somewhere around southern Oklahoma.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (2w7OO)

426 If Tulsi is in the next debate, I'm smelling her hair. You can't stop me. Nothing can.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (iys0/)

427 Who run Brake Town? Master Cylinder run Brake Town!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (dfRN6)

428 Any of these three Dems would have the upper hand on Trump. Just look at the national polls, which I remind everyone here again, for the millionth time, were correct in 2016.

--

Whose president again? Nothing could matter less than a "national" poll.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (JoUsr)

429 Joe Biden has always been a malevolent imbecile masquerading as a folksy, gregarious fellow . Now he is subjecting himself to millions of people watching him visibly decline into senility. To which I say, good.

He's a POS and if his wife, (call me DR) Jill, actually GAF about him, she'd have told him to drop out of the race. Instead, she's running around saying, "Hey, Joe isn't a crazy as the other Dems." He's being destroyed by his hubris.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (5Yee7)

430 auto mechanics are a Horde specialty. "

I am not a horde!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 03:54 PM (6qErC)

431 Posted by: raimondo at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (e8/5H)

Further proving you are what you eat, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)


Shouldn't that comma be replaced by a (ahem) colon?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

432 Kill yourself while there's still time.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (8ts9m)

433 >>Dwayne Johnson would be a problem if he ran.


It's gonna be a Fast and Furious night.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (gRVES)

434 Okay, brake problem guy... you have received the usual Sterling Horde advice..... no need to thank us.... maybe hit Ace's tip jar.....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (90T4r)

435 Yabba dabba doooo!

Posted by: Fred Flintone hitting the brakes at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

436 Barring a black swan event/events none of these appalling nothings [that includes Gabbard] stand much chance of flipping WI, MI, PA, FL, OH, NC, or any combo thereof, and thus little chance period.


Incumbent/booming economy advantage haven't gone away, and the degradation/ignorance a huge % of America [NPR listeners, wine moms, racist/tribal ethnic robot voters, self-dealing public sector union types], even the hysteria created by the media, probably won't suffice to overcome it.


But mostly a holding action. GOP is even worse than before Trump grabbed its nomination, and has shown it does not feel the need to do more than ride out his presidency. Better than the alternative, like staying alive in the playoffs, but.






Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (QDnY+)

437 Brokered Convention

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (3aI0K)

438 The Rock went full on woke recently. Ballers was a funny show the first 2 seasons. Then Season 3 it went all SJW, the black man is oppressed, etc. I don't know if the Rock believes in it, but he's bet his career and possibly political fortunes on it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


They're oppressed. Making millions to play a game.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (2w7OO)

439 Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)


Slave? Master?

Uh oh ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

440 The coup de grace for Joe was not knowing what state he was in. The audience was like- wut??

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (8ts9m)

441 Darn I guess we won't have Joe Biden to kick around any more. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (YhLp3)

442 you have received the usual Sterling Horde advice.....


I find the lack of hot iron slapping disturbing.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (CqtRA)

443 371 Hi Insom!


*wiggles*
*wiggles more*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 26, 2019 03:49 PM (TXrfZ)

A pounce with extra wiggle! WooHOO!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (NWiLs)

444 It will be accomplished with fraud.



They could run Satan or RBG's dead body. Vote fraud will win the day.


I've been saying that for a while. The left was so confident in Hillary completely steam-rolling Trump, they didn't ramp up the vote fraud.

Remember every leftist's reaction when Trump got the nomination? They breathed a huge sigh of relief, then started clapping each other on the back because Hillary was a lock.

They won't do that again. They're all in this time.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (9t0Zz)

445 It's gonna be a Fast and Furious night.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (gRVES)

Isn't that Vin Diesel?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (ltuaO)

446 Who shit in the hallway?

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (+SCbL)

447 Hey I'm not saying Trump wouldn't win again, I'm just pointing out that I'm a transparent leftist tool who thinks he's clever.

Posted by: Lurking Cuck, Hidden Prog at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (4Eo4+)

448 The question about which Dem candidate could beat Trump misses the boat in my opinion. The correct question is this: "How much can the Dems and their stenographers in the media tilt the vote in the upcoming election?"

Think about it. The left has absolutely no concern about truth. They'll trot out an obviously fake Dan Rather style allegation the weekend before the election and then sweep it under the rug after they win. Add in the vote harvesting (translation: manufacturing) and I see a possible Dem win.

Gore in 2000 was just the warmup act. The left was pissed that he was unable to steal the election from Bush. Losing what they saw as a layup election for Gam Gam drove them over the edge. There is nothing to which they will not stoop in 2020 to in order to push the Dem over the finish line. That is my fear going into next year.

Posted by: physics geek at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (huQJB)

449 437 Brokered Convention
Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (3aI0K)


Becoming a better and better bet, I agree.

Hillarhoid is cackling, watching the festivites expectantly ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

450 I see comrade raitardo has surfaced.

-
Rainmando won't be here long. Gonna hafta watch Wapner soon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

451 The Rock runs, Trump runs Idocracy clips at every campaign stop.

Johnson becomes the Electrolyte candidate.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

452 Sanders, Biden, Warren and "three-way" should never appear together in the same post again. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 26, 2019 03:13 PM (NWiLs)

Tuning in late.
THIS! Every bit of this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (q1Pj5)

453 i still wear rubber soled shoes as habit from when I had to stop my VW beetle.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (O5bec)

454 If you live in Kansas, just coast to a stop... easy...

Posted by: kraken



And if you're in New England, just drift off the road into a pine tree, over an unexpected dropoff into a river, or into a moose. One of the three is bound to stop you.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (rP4OC)

455 >>Isn't that Vin Diesel?


I don't know.

Last movie I saw in a Theatre was The Three Amigos.

Which, incidentally is the only movie you need.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (gRVES)

456
Ozymanbiden?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Look upon his warts and despair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (aKsyK)

457

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2019 03:55 PM (QDnY+)

Which is exactly why the Dems and media (I know, redundant) want to convince people there is a recession.

Banking on a self fulfilling prophecy.

All the trade with China that everyone is freaking out over? Less than 2.5% of GDP.

Even if we cut them off completely, its not a major hit.

And that won't happen, as they cannot FEED themselves.

Posted by: Don Q at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (NgKpN)

458 If they really want to save Biden then dose him up on acid and lead him to a microphone. Guaranteed better result than sober Biden.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (2LelM)

459 So a line? Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?"

Yeah, sure.

*puts on Auto Engineer hat*

Call a shop, have it towed/flatbed in. Cheaper than further damage.
And I can think of at least a dozen issues that would create those symptoms, so there's no way to easy diagnose.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (6qErC)

460
Rainmando won't be here long. Gonna hafta watch Wapner soon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 26, 2019 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

--------

Holy lord. Wapner does gay porn? The mind reels...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)

461 33 I want Trump vs Sanders.

Let's have this whole Socialism stuff out in the open and debated.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch

In the Army, officers are supposed to generate 3 courses of action for the commander to choose from. It can be tough to generate three distinct, feasible options. One of the first things military officers learn is not to make a crazy, throw-away course of action, because the commander just might pick it.

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (S48ez)

462 "I love Vermont. What a great state. So green and verdant. Oh wait, we're in New Hampshire? Hold on. These aren't my underwear. "

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (8ts9m)

463


The Rock will come out of the closet and reveal that he likes taking it up the butt but extremely large white Hispanics.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (UFLLM)

464 Isn't that Vin Diesel?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (ltuaO)


The Rock showed up in 4 or 5 or whatever.......


The entire franchise is crap, so I don't really know or care.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

465 Raimondo's been smoking the butt crack again.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (J+mig)

466 *sigh*

Will someone PLEASE remind raimondo about his Hooked on Phonics lessons? He just won't listen to me.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (rP4OC)

467 Jees. 102 outside. Feel like is 112.

To all those saying summer is almost over, may I extend a hearty Fuck You!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2019 03:59 PM (2w7OO)

468
i still wear rubber soled shoes as habit from when I had to stop my VW beetle.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Yabba Dabba Dooooo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 03:59 PM (aKsyK)

469 1 Any of these three Dems would have the upper hand on Trump. Just look at the national polls, which I remind everyone here again, for the millionth time, were correct in 2016.
Posted by: Lurking Cuck, Hidden Prog at August 26, 2019 03:51 PM (4Eo4+)

Great. Now remind me how correct your own prognostications were.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 03:59 PM (+SCbL)

470
There are a TON of Democrat voters who have no idea how radical their party has become. I'd say at least half still think they're the blue collar party of FDR and have no idea all of the SJW nuts have yanked the party so far leftward.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2019 03:35 PM (9t0Zz)


Truth. Sadly.

I have a number of friends that would be considered tradional Democrats. They work all day and don't watch much news, except the top of the hour stuff on radio, or a few minutes of a nightly news broadcast, or a perusing of the Seattle Times.

I talk with them, repeating the Leftie Democrat talking points, and they think I am making it all up.

I spent 10 minutes last week talking about the Google search information control that protected Hillary, and he wouldn't believe me.

Told him to check it out himself, type "Hillary Clinton crim" and get no suggestions, then the same with "Trump crim" gets all kinds of negative responses. Now do the same thing on the other search engines, and "Hillary Clinton crim" gets massive responses.

Yet the 88% of searches that Google controls, nobody is the wiser.

His response was, "then there weren't any articles that met that criteria".

I sighed. This guy works 60-80 hours a week as a contractor. He is the classic American that is being purposely misled.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:59 PM (sy5kK)

471 President Clinton nods approvingly from the Oval Office about the importance of national polls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 26, 2019 03:59 PM (hVf8v)

472 oops, 4Eo4 was a deadpan sock mimicking a poll tool's style.

you're GOOD.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 26, 2019 04:00 PM (XR7Al)

473 The Rock went to a four letter pseudonym because he couldn't spell his own. Give me a break.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 04:00 PM (8ts9m)

474 I want a golden retriever to run in 2024.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 04:00 PM (QwmrN)

475
Yabba Dabba Dooooo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 03:59 PM (aKsyK)

Betty or Wilma? Wilma.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 26, 2019 04:00 PM (O5bec)

476 467 Jees. 102 outside. Feel like is 112.

To all those saying summer is almost over, may I extend a hearty Fuck You!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2019 03:59 PM (2w7OO)


" All the leaves are Brown, and the sky is Gray...."
cheer up Rick....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 04:00 PM (90T4r)

477 "I want to be clear, I'm not going nuts."

That's what Charles Manson said, too. Also Daniel Berkewitz.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

478 The Rock likes people to like him.

He won't go into politics because then all of a sudden a bunch of people will hate him.

Posted by: blaster at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (9VeU0)

479 Think about it. The left has absolutely no concern about truth. They'll trot out an obviously fake Dan Rather style allegation the weekend before the election and then sweep it under the rug after they win. Add in the vote harvesting (translation: manufacturing) and I see a possible Dem win.

--

I will say with certainty that their upcoming Biblical Fraud worries me. As for the fake, made-up stories, I'm not so worried about that. They've lit their hair on fire so often over the past several years and have been caught lying through their teeth (70% of the public basically holds them in disdain and does not trust them) with regard to Donald Trump that they've cried The Sky is Falling! one to many times. They've used up their credibility. It's at zero. It's the vote fraud that deeply worries me...for the reasons you've already stated. They won't be caught flat-footed again. It remains to be seen if they'll get away with it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (JoUsr)

480 Jees. 102 outside. Feel like is 112. "

94 on the back deck in Conroe. Feels like about... 75 in here.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (6qErC)

481 474 I want a golden retriever to run in 2024.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 04:00 PM (QwmrN)


He's got my vote!

Golden retriever/tennis ball 2024!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

482 Holy lord. Wapner does gay porn? The mind reels...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)
------------

I thought Judge Wapner was dead?

Posted by: Boots at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (oGBso)

483 Even The Easter Bunny brats Trump in a head to head match up. The M is never biased or wrong.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (8ts9m)

484 440
The coup de grace for Joe was not knowing what state he was in. The audience was like- wut??

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (8ts9m)


To be fair, EVERYONE fucks up when it comes to telling Vermont and NH apart. I swear sometimes people think NH is a made-up state that doesn't really exist. They just airbrush us off the map. I mean when frigging MONTPELIER, VT, (populations 3 cows and a communist) shows up on national weather maps and Concord, NH, doesn't? Come ON.
It WAS pretty hilarious that he said it WHILE IN New Hampshire, though. The audience must have LOVED that. You're in the first primary state, Joey, not Cowtown, USA. Maybe lay off the mercury-laced Polident for a while.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (rP4OC)

485 478 The Rock likes people to like him.

He won't go into politics because then all of a sudden a bunch of people will hate him.

Posted by: blaster at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (9VeU0)

That and he will lose 50 lbs of muscle.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (QwmrN)

486 Joe Walsh...or Mark Sanford (who is also
contemplating a run) wouldn't pull any of Trump's 90% support from R
voters, imo. These aren't people waiting around for someone better to
come along. That's a yuge percentage of happy voters. Retain most of
his Independents and peel off some black and hispanic votes (as he's
doing) and Joe Walsh would do nothing but get some unhappy Democrat
voters crossing over to vote for him.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019

*
*
. . .

If so, then we should encourage him --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (ClOmq)

487 That's what Charles Manson said, too. Also Daniel Berkewitz.


In fairness, that dog was crazy.

Posted by: David Berkowitz at August 26, 2019 04:02 PM (CqtRA)

488 Temp is pleasant 71 here today.The heat will be back for at least one more fling though.

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2019 04:02 PM (l9mVC)

489 This race to hard core Leftism has to put off main stream Democrats

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 04:02 PM (BbGew)

490 480 Jees. 102 outside. Feel like is 112. "

94 on the back deck in Conroe. Feels like about... 75 in here.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:01 PM (6qErC)

102 on the roof in CS-B.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 04:02 PM (J+mig)

491 It was about time someone vomited some Ebola Blood on this Thread.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 04:03 PM (gRVES)

492 I think we got ESL rainmando today.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

493 Trump wins if the economy is kicking ass, he loses if it isn't. I think it really is that simple.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (Ri4j/)

494 102 on the roof in CS-B."

Pro tip: Don't sit on the roof. It's too darn hot there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (6qErC)

495 Isn't that Vin Diesel? 
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 03:56 PM (ltuaO) 

The Rock showed up in 4 or 5 or whatever....... 


The entire franchise is crap, so I don't really know or care.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Never seen any of them either.

There are like 17 of them now?

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (ltuaO)

496 Crazy Uncle Joe can't go a day without putting his foot in his mouth

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (BbGew)

497 491
Ebola vomiting blood migrant dies



http://www.ebolaoutbreakmap.com/

Posted by: bill at August 26, 2019 04:02 PM (h4zeB)

492
It was about time someone vomited some Ebola Blood on this Thread.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 04:03 PM (gRVES)


If it didn't hit raimondo, it was a failure.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (rP4OC)

498 Willowing time fer sure, but far more interesting than Dem hopeless candidates is Trump's transparent gamesmanship with the Chinese, who are way over their heads. Fulsome praise for Xi today, after his minion did public climb-down disguised as call for calm.


Doubt Trump and team will take their boot off China's neck, and really doubt China is sincere about avoiding heightened conflict. They don't have the framework or mindset [historically, or their current freakish commie-mafia elite] to play with peer or more-than-peer adversaries. Pushing around smaller weaker players, or being carved up by alpha players, is their entire history [longest of anyone].

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (QDnY+)

499 Let's have this whole Socialism stuff out in the open and debated.


Heh. Bernie doesn't "debate" socialism. He will happily tell you about all of the sweet sweet free shit socialism will get you, then claim anything wrong with the country is a direct consequence of us having unrestricted capitalism, then talk for a while about how Trump is Hitler, then go back to regaling you with tales of free shit.

If you can actually corner him long enough to get him to tell you how he's going to pay for all of it, he'll just tell you he'll take it from the people stealing from the people.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (9t0Zz)

500 4e04
A little too good. I usually don't get fooled by those.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (+SCbL)

501 Yeah mixing up VT and NH is pretty common. Hell people mix up Iowa and Idaho and they're 1500 miles apart.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (Ri4j/)

502 In the Army, officers are supposed to generate 3 courses of action for the commander to choose from. It can be tough to generate three distinct, feasible options. One of the first things military officers learn is not to make a crazy, throw-away course of action, because the commander just might pick it.
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 26, 2019 03:58 PM (S48ez)


A perspicacious head guy will notice that someone provided one or more specious courses of action to push him into choosing the one the subordinate wants, and will downgrade the subordinate accordingly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (YqDXo)

503 Posted by: bill at August 26, 2019 04:02 PM (h4zeB)

Ebola spam boy is back.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (aS1PU)

504 There are like 17 of them now?"

"RAMBO Five.... thousand"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (6qErC)

505 215 Okay scary story time.

Almost at work and break pedal goes all the way to the floor. Limped into work downshifting to slow down. Turn off ignition and pop hood, brake fluid level is fine. Test break pedal again and it is solid.

So a line? Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)


Wait and ask AOP, Jim SND, or someone you think knowledgeable.

BUT don't drive the damn thing until it's fixed.

90% probability it's the master cylinder. Power booster out would not affect the pedal going to the floor. Pedal to the floor ever is bad.
Do not drive until repaired.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (CFSlN)

506 71 and fixing to storm here in NW WI. Trees are starting to turn colors already.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (sjdRT)

507 489 This race to hard core Leftism has to put off main stream Democrats
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 04:02 PM (BbGew)


The ones I know are unhappy and kinda embarrassed for the most part..... some will sit out 2020, not vote for Trump, but stay home..... they LIKE the Trump economy.....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (90T4r)

508 Pro tip: Don't sit on the roof. It's too darn hot there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (6qErC)

Glad I don't have to, today. I'd much rather look at the temperature reading from the comfort of my desk.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (J+mig)

509 Ebola shmabola, lets call the whole thing off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (O5bec)

510 In the Army, officers are supposed to generate 3 courses of action for the commander to choose from. It can be tough to generate three distinct, feasible options. One of the first things military officers learn is not to make a crazy, throw-away course of action, because the commander just might pick it.
------------------
I can simplify - attack, stay put, run away.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

511 Only one who could survive Ebola would be Notorious RBG.

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)

512 The Rock was the highest paid actor between June 18 and June 19. Could he win? I dunno. But the masses do love him and pay to watch him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:06 PM (Ri4j/)

513 Trump wins if the economy is kicking ass, he loses if it isn't. I think it really is that simple.

--

And if it tanks, I think it will be with the help of nefarious figures who want it to tank. I put nothing past them. The fate of their global wet dreams is on hold until they get rid of OMB.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019 04:06 PM (JoUsr)

514 56 I still say Biden is their best shot, so here's to hoping he gets pushed out early.

Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

---

All of them. RCP says that Beto and Bootyjudge are going to crush Trump, his base is getting tired of all of the media-inspired drama. Er, his erratic behavior.

Posted by: Jim Geragthy at August 26, 2019 04:06 PM (vrsjf)

515 I'd much rather look at the temperature reading from the comfort of my desk."

I prefer chairs, but hey, whatever...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:06 PM (6qErC)

516 The Rock.... " The Scorpion King"..... Lolol......

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 04:06 PM (90T4r)

517 Also Daniel Berkewitz.

You know nothing.

Posted by: David Berkowitz at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (9t0Zz)

518 Only one who could survive Ebola would be Notorious RBG.


She can just sleep it off in her native earth.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (CqtRA)

519 We're all discussing this issue like the actual voting is going to matter.

It doesn't.

The level of fraud is all that is going to count this time around. That's all.

Low levels of fraud, Trump wins. High levels, we're fucked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (T8HPM)

520 Dwayne Johnson / Oprah 2020.

The likeable ticket

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (q1Pj5)

521 507 71 and fixing to storm here in NW WI. Trees are starting to turn colors already.
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You live in the artic. What did you expect?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (2LelM)

522 FYI, that's why they had to stop the Jill Stein recount in MI. There was rampant fraud by the Democrats in Wayne county who counted the votes. It was, of course, hushed up by the Republican governor here.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiracy theorist


Could have been fraud, could have been too stupid to run a polling place. I'm going with a combination of both.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (+lVUW)

523 512 She already beat it along with pancreatic cancer....

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (l9mVC)

524 Willowing time fer sure, but far more interesting than Dem hopeless candidates is Trump's transparent gamesmanship with the Chinese, who are way over their heads. Fulsome praise for Xi today, after his minion did public climb-down disguised as call for calm.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (QDnY+)


Another aspect is how this plays out with Kim in North Korea watching his mentors/ protectors/ allies whatever are getting dildoed publicly. Is one of Trump's goals to peel off Kim a bit from China?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

525 Low levels of fraud, Trump wins. High levels, we're fucked.
-----------------
Shooting starts. Then burning times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (2LelM)

526 508 Caller on radio talk said he was a Jersey firefighter, life long Democrat but voting for Trump.

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (BbGew)

527 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

---

Ballot fraud.

That's the Dems winning candidate.

Ballot fraud.

Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (5htzg)

528 >>Posted by: David Berkowitz at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (9t0Zz)


Quiet You!

Posted by: Mister Peabody at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (gRVES)

529 Are the Lego movies any good?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)

530
Only one who could survive Ebola would be Notorious RBG.
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 04:06 PM (BbGew)

---------

"We are happy to report that upon removal of all internal organs, Justice Ginsburg is Ebola free, back to 100% strength, and has been cleared to enter her UFC title bout against Stipe Miocic."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

531 lets hear it for Santa Claus. giving everyone that does not pay goodies from those that do. Promise is from Rich white guys, (but Koch just died) so it will bee YOU

Posted by: obama's wet dream at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (0hOKG)

532 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 26, 2019 04:05 PM (O5bec)

Heh. You're user name reminded me. The next time Mr. MWR and I get a car we'd like to get a Subaru (AWD is what we need). If it happens, I'm going to throw a "Don't Tread on Me" sticker on that baby's bumper first thing. There will be communist brain matter and leftist viscera all over NH highways from the sheer number of MINDS BLOWN.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (rP4OC)

533 Mucho fraud evidence..... Trump refuses to leave office until fully and impartially investigated....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (90T4r)

534 Convicted felons have found their true home in the republican party! Jared kushner. The aryan brotherhood has their mega hats on!

Posted by: raimondo at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (e8/5H)

535 The Rock likes people to like him.

He won't go into politics because then all of a sudden a bunch of people will hate him.

-
And he'd take a substantial pay cut. Unless he went full Clinton, that is of course.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (+y/Ru)

536 Crazy Uncle Joe can't go a day without putting his foot in his mouth

--

It's why he bought himself that set of huge, fake, white chompers. Keeps the foot out.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (JoUsr)

537 I liked The Lego Movie, and The Lego Batman Movie. Didn't see any of the others.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (19g6/)

538 519 Also Daniel Berkewitz.

You know nothing.
Posted by: David Berkowitz at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (9t0Zz)


True. I wasn't sure of the spelling, and was too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

539 Doubt Trump and team will take their boot off China's neck, and really doubt China is sincere about avoiding heightened conflict. They don't have the framework or mindset [historically, or their current freakish commie-mafia elite] to play with peer or more-than-peer adversaries. Pushing around smaller weaker players, or being carved up by alpha players, is their entire history [longest of anyone].

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (QDnY+)


People need to understand that China has been at war with us for thirty years and has been winning.
We have now engaged them.

This war costs money just like a kinetic war; the difference is that we are directly instead of indirectly paying for it.

Cash and carry is good fiscal policy.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (CFSlN)

540 http://bit.ly/2MEd5zL
*******
New York Times demotes editor who authored book on anti-Semitism over racially insensitive tweets - Jewish Telegraphic Agency

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (BqBId)

541 467 Jees. 102 outside. Feel like is 112.
_______________

We still have at least a couple more months of summer temps here in Tucson. And still no rain. Monsoon season was a bust.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (k4dH2)

542 I saw Olympus Has Fallen last night. Man the WH protection team, and even the Seals really were incompetent. Screwed the pooch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (O5bec)

543 Is it ever the right time to vomit blood?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

544 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?
---------------------
Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (2LelM)

545 If you had told me in 2010 Trump would be president some day I would have laughed in your face.

Had you told me in 2005 a muslim would be president, I would have laughed in your face.

So The Rock, Oprah, George Clooney.....who the fuck knows? Nothing is out of bounds anymore. Hell, Whooppi Goldberg 2024....why the fuck not?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (Ri4j/)

546 Also Daniel Berkewitz.

You know nothing.
Posted by: David Berkowitz at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (9t0Zz)
---
Who me?

Posted by: Jon Snow at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (DuZls)

547 Shooting starts. Then burning times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (2LelM)

I don't know who is willing to be first on the barricades.

And I don't say that with any snark or ass-y-ness, but with sadness.

I don't know who is willing to be first on the barricades - including myself. And without someone being first, the powder keg doesn't get lit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (T8HPM)

548 The Democrats have no one right now, still think it's a possibility Mooch or Oprah could jump in.

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (BbGew)

549 368
every mannix episode started out with faulty brakes.

so did police squad

Posted by: Anachronda at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (sGtp+)

550
Never seen any of them either.

There are like 17 of them now?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 04:04 PM (ltuaO)


Now they're doing spin-offs with some characters......Hollywood is SOOOO done.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

551 Could have been fraud, could have been too stupid to run a polling place. I'm going with a combination of both.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (+lVUW)

Never assume malice when it could be incompetence, and never assume incompetence when it could be both.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (J+mig)

552 Are the Lego movies any good?


The first of any kid's animated shows are going to be good because they need adults to have some interest in them. After that, they can just crank them out because little kids will watch anything put in front of them.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 04:10 PM (CqtRA)

553 Nobody dove out of moving car like Cannon....

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2019 04:10 PM (l9mVC)

554 The life of a troll has to be kind of sad and pathetic.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 26, 2019 04:10 PM (II6Oo)

555 547 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?
---------------------
Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (2LelM)

Howard Schultz.... with Gabbard as VP..... that would be a scary ticket.....

Posted by: kraken at August 26, 2019 04:10 PM (90T4r)

556
Trees are starting to turn colors already.

Far Out!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 04:10 PM (aKsyK)

557
When your brain's going nuts

And your poll's in a rut

That's a-Biden!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2019 04:10 PM (mIQCW)

558 There will be communist brain matter and leftist viscera all over NH highways from the sheer number of MINDS BLOWN.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (rP4OC)

That's why 'ette's are the hottest.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (T8HPM)

559 Jesus Christ, raimondo. If you're going to make shit up, at least SPELL things correctly.


Mega hats. I mean honestly.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (rP4OC)

560 Are the Lego movies any good?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)


The one I saw while on an airplane was chock full of SJW shit, so I hated it.

I also hated that they turned Batman into a selfish idiot prick......so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

561 I saw the Ebola Rats open for Faster Pussycat at the nassau Colliseum back in 92!

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (gRVES)

562 True. I wasn't sure of the spelling, and was too lazy to look it up.

I forgive you, but my .44 Bulldog doesn't.

Posted by: David Berkowitz at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (9t0Zz)

563 Oh, rats...

Ben, is that you? Ben???

Oh noes!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (6qErC)

564 The first of any kid's animated shows are going to be good because they need adults to have some interest in them. After that, they can just crank them out because little kids will watch anything put in front of them.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 04:10 PM (CqtRA)

___

The exception being Toy Story. They were all great.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (Ri4j/)

565 Vermont is angled like a "V" and is on the left. Those are the clues that I use.

Posted by: Chris M at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (eAZVt)

566 Up On The Roof musical interlude:
https://youtu.be/puM1k-S86nE

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (q1Pj5)

567 If dropped from a sufficient height, which would hit the ground first--Biden's support, or a rock?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (II6Oo)

568 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

Despite the Gaffe-matic performance, I still think Biden. Only because the others are hopeless. They'll lose the blue wall again, they'll lose their shit when needled by Trump, they're inherently unlikeable.

Biden is half in the bag, but he comes across as an avuncular uncle, and he's got the "yuk yuk" schtick as a defense against needling or substantive attacks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

569 Trees are starting to turn colors already.

Far Out!!"

Dude. Pass it 'round already, ok?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (6qErC)

570 The Rock runs, Trump runs Idocracy clips at every campaign stop.

Johnson becomes the Electrolyte candidate.
---
And Trump refers to him as "Mountain Dew"

Posted by: Jon Snow at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (DuZls)

571 Ballot fraud.

Posted by: RKae at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (5htzg)

Huge ballot fraud

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (P4Pk9)

572 531 Are the Lego movies any good?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

First one's good. A tad overrated, but an enjoyable time.

Haven't seen the second one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (iikV8)

573 NewsBreaking's avatar
News Breaking LIVE
@NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Judge orders Johnson & Johnson to pay $572 million for their role in fueling opioid epidemic - CNBC

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (BqBId)

574

Wear a Mega Hat while driving Mega Weapon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (aKsyK)

575 Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: The Guy What Always Says To Embrace the Power of And For No Reason at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (+SCbL)

576 The life of a troll has to be kind of sad and pathetic.


She owes a lot of money to the Gibsons and a paycheck is a paycheck.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (CqtRA)

577 If dropped from a sufficient height, which would hit the ground first--Biden's support, or a rock?"

Why yes. Yes, indeed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (6qErC)

578 >>The first of any kid's animated shows are going to be good because they need adults to have some interest in them. After that, they can just crank them out because little kids will watch anything put in front of them.

The town shows free movies down at a pavilion on the beach every Wednesday evening during the summer. This week it's the 2nd Lego movie.

I'm not a huge fan of cartoon movies but might be worth it if it's a nice evening.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (ZLI7S)

579 215 Okay scary story time.



Almost at work and break pedal goes all the way to the floor. Limped
into work downshifting to slow down. Turn off ignition and pop hood,
brake fluid level is fine. Test break pedal again and it is solid.



So a line? Slave cylinder? Or the master cylinder?



Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2019 03:31 PM (AwHYt)

===
Did the brake pedal come up if you pumped the pedal?
Not sure of your car but I would think it could be the slave cylinder.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (pw+jk)

580 Honest question, which Democrat does the Horde think has the best chance at beating Trump?

Evan Bayh.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (T8HPM)

581 Heya, Nearsider!! *waves!*

And I agree with you. The first one on the barricades is going to be one brave SOB. I don't think I could do it. But SOMEONE will. I honestly think it's just a matter of time now.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (rP4OC)

582 Suitcase Full of Rats is the feelgood movie of the year!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (RD7QR)

583 >>The town shows free movies down at a pavilion on the beach every Wednesday evening during the summer. This week it's the 2nd Lego movie.


Just bring a really big joint.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (gRVES)

584
CHICAGO -- U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport thwarted a man's attempt to import dozens of pounds of African rat meat.
______________

Is there something especially tasty about African rats? Because it's not as if we don't have plenty of rats here. Just point this guy towards Baltimore, and he can have an all-you-can-eat ratmeat buffet!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (k4dH2)

585 Biden can beat Trump. The LIVs don't pay attention to gaffes. They are told by the MSM he is a centrist working class guy, maybe a little eccentric and says funny stuff. Good enough for them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (Ri4j/)

586 Bastardi said there may be hurricane in the Gulf or S.Atlantic coast in next two weeks.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (CFSlN)

587 >>>Is it ever the right time to vomit blood?


Yeah, if you just accidentally fed off of Keith Richards.

Posted by: Dracula at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (HmZuC)

588 BREAKING: Judge orders Johnson Johnson to pay $572 million for their role in fueling opioid epidemic - CNBC
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (BqBId)

Special Agent Johnson? No, the other one.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (+SCbL)

589 Were the suitcases full of rates on a plane full of snakes?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (Ri4j/)

590 The passenger that just arrived from Africa in Chicago, said he eats mass quantities of rats and bats at his home in Africa

But all cultures, etc.

He should've gone to LA. Lots of livestock there for his culinary delight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

591 It's his culture!
Left wingers letting the African guy into the country with a suitcase full of dead ebola infected rats

Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (l9mVC)

592 Yet the 88% of searches that Google controls, nobody is the wiser.



His response was, "then there weren't any articles that met that criteria".



I sighed. This guy works 60-80 hours a week as a contractor. He is the classic American that is being purposely misled.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 03:59 PM (sy5kK)


there is this movie called The Creepy Line that is about Google.

Jordan Peterson, surprisingly, is in it.

https://youtu.be/HqlDtjnwyPA

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (q2o38)

593
I don't know who is willing to be first on the barricades - including myself. And without someone being first, the powder keg doesn't get lit.
--------------------
That's cuz you live in a food desert target area. Me, I got all of DC, Montgomery and Fairfaxi counties.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (2LelM)

594 The Wayne County MI situation as revealed by the abortive Jill stein recount should have been massive national news. It showed total chaos, a lack of even the most basic integrity at the precinct level. Complete farce.


As I have noted ad nauseam, the election integrity in most of this country [by population/voter #] would not meet our, EU, or UN standards for recognizing foreign elections in "new" democracies [countries typically emerging from civil conflicts, holding referenda, etc].


One of the key benefits of the electoral college - diluting the impact of fraud or incompetence in particular regions, and complicating a coordinated version of same.


NH was like stolen from Trump in '16 - in a crude, obvious fashion [large #s of fraudulent same-day registrant votes]. Didn't matter. Trump is likely to have a comfortable margin this round, but the problem remains.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (QDnY+)

595 Raise your hand if you're shocked at the J&J verdict?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (Ri4j/)

596 WTF is wrong with these people? Jen Rubin wants to burn down the GOP party to save it.



https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1166072030216589312

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

597 Didnt someone tell ebola boy that there's plenty of fresh rats in Chicago. No need to import them. Must not have read the Ebola Newsletter.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when Trump tweets a Subaru gets another bumper sticker' at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (O5bec)

598 591 Bastardi said there may be hurricane in the Gulf or S.Atlantic coast in next two weeks.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (CFSlN)


No shit.

Did he also say there might be a snowstorm in the Northeast next February?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

599 Not sure of your car but I would think it could be the slave cylinder.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (pw+jk)


Slave cylinders went out with drum brakes.
O'course Anna does like antiques.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (CFSlN)

600
When you plagiarize prose

Cuz your brain's full of holes

That's a Biden!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (mIQCW)

601 601 WTF is wrong with these people? Jen Rubin wants to burn down the GOP party to save it.



https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1166072030216589312
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

==========

I wouldn't expect any different from a committed Democrat.

I mean, she doesn't pretend to be a Republican anymore, does she?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (iikV8)

602 591 Bastardi said there may be hurricane in the Gulf or S.Atlantic coast in next two weeks.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (CFSlN)
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Oh perfect! My little boat was delivered today.

Posted by: Cap'n Weasel at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (MVjcR)

603 Every Time raimonda gets xer dick caught in the vacuum hose mommy can't clean up the carpet where xhe spilled fritos while jerking off to hermaphrodite pron.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (BRpqW)

604 Bastardi said there may be hurricane in the Gulf or S.Atlantic coast in next two weeks.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (CFSlN)


Genius! Prophet!

It's friggin' hurricane season.

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (aS1PU)

605 546 Is it ever the right time to vomit blood?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (RD7QR

Seeing Rosie O'Donnell naked.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (+SCbL)

606 If you had told me in 2010 Trump would be president some day I would have laughed in your face. 

Had you told me in 2005 a muslim would be president, I would have laughed in your face. 

So The Rock, Oprah, George Clooney.....who the fuck knows? Nothing is out of bounds anymore. Hell, Whooppi Goldberg 2024....why the fuck not?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (Ri4j/)

Yeah good point.

The electorate is bouncing back and forth hoping for a change and the asshats in both parties are desperate to make sure it doesn't happen.

Strange times.

Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (ltuaO)

607 The first one on the barricades is going to be one brave SOB. I don't think I could do it. But SOMEONE will. I honestly think it's just a matter of time now.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (rP4OC)

Agreed in principle. The question is: Will that first person be in time?

If the first one on the barricades stands up too late, there won't be much to fight for anymore.

We have things to lose, which makes us different from them. In my case, all my two kids (4 and 3) have is me. We all have stuff like that - stuff we can't abandon.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (T8HPM)

608 596 It's his culture!
Left wingers letting the African guy into the country with a suitcase full of dead ebola infected rats
Posted by: steevy at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (l9mVC)

Fermented Ebola infected rats.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (QwmrN)

609 601 WTF is wrong with these people? Jen Rubin wants to burn down the GOP party to save it.

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1166072030216589312
Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (bDqIh)

Messianic complex.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (J+mig)

610
Heh. You're user name reminded me. The next time Mr. MWR and I get a car we'd like to get a Subaru (AWD is what we need). If it happens, I'm going to throw a "Don't Tread on Me" sticker on that baby's bumper first thing. There will be communist brain matter and leftist viscera all over NH highways from the sheer number of MINDS BLOWN.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:08 PM (rP4OC)


In Seattle, that car would be keyed on all panels by the time you got back from eating dinner at a restaurant.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (sy5kK)

611 I saw Suitcase Full of Rats open for Ozzy at the Palace in 92

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (WhTSP)

612
BREAKING: Judge orders Johnson Johnson to pay $572 million for their role in fueling opioid epidemic - CNBC

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (BqBId)


Oh FFS.

I'm not going to get in a debate about the opioid epidemic because that's a black hole of suck, but blaming Johnson Johnson for creating the drugs that people use to kill themselves is like suing Smith Wesson for assholes who go on spree killings with their guns.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (rP4OC)

613 Is there something especially tasty about African rats? Because it's
not as if we don't have plenty of rats here. Just point this guy
towards Baltimore, and he can have an all-you-can-eat ratmeat buffet!


Like all "delicacies", it basically starts as "I'll eat this because I don't want to die". Then after a while, your brain tricks you into thinking it's not so bad. Then, when you have proper food again, you occasionally start to crave that nasty crap.

Then grandma starts forcing that nasty crap on the kids, because she likes it now, and they need to learn to like it too. Then those kids start to crave it, because kids are idiots.

Then, you start feeding that crap to the tourists who grin and pretend to love it, because it's a "delicacy".

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2019 04:17 PM (9t0Zz)

614 One of the key benefits of the electoral college - diluting the impact of fraud or incompetence in particular regions, and complicating a coordinated version of same.

The Electoral College is to elections as water-tight compartments are to ships.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

615
The passenger that just arrived from Africa in Chicago, said he eats mass quantities of rats and bats at his home in Africa

He's rat bat blue.

https://youtu.be/6poRsrl_574

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 04:17 PM (aKsyK)

616 Joey Plugz is perceived as a reactionary force by a majority of democrats.
That should terrify him like his being a "moderate" in 2008 terrified me.

Posted by: sven at August 26, 2019 04:17 PM (xbWHd)

617 I wonder what things would look like if the media were honest.
For one, I'm sure Creepy Joe would have disappeared long ago. I also don't think Hillary could survive honest coverage.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 26, 2019 04:17 PM (II6Oo)

618 BREAKING: Judge orders Johnson Johnson to pay $572 million for their role in fueling opioid epidemic - CNBC

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 26, 2019 04:12 PM (BqBId)
---
The pockets, they are deep.

Posted by: Guy who talks like Frito Bandito at August 26, 2019 04:17 PM (DuZls)

619 569 Vermont is angled like a "V" and is on the left. Those are the clues that I use.
Posted by: Chris M at August 26, 2019 04:11 PM (eAZVt)
I just look for the bare assed bicycle riders.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (+SCbL)

620 When you sniff small girls' hair
'Cuz your skull's full of air

That's a Biden.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (k4dH2)

621 CHICAGO -- U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport thwarted a man's attempt to import dozens of pounds of African rat meat.

It's ok, he was going to make it a carriage trade item, selling only to Majors or better.

Posted by: Corporal King at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (FTlwv)

622 Oh fudge, I'll be in OBX next week.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (u6xw0)

623 blaming Johnson Johnson for creating the drugs that people use to kill themselves is like suing Smith Wesson for assholes who go on spree killings with their guns.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM

We're on it!
- bottom feeding trial lawyers everywhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (dkvcO)

624 In Seattle, that car would be keyed on all panels by the time you got back from eating dinner at a restaurant.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (sy5kK)


All the more reason to put such bumper stickers OVER leftist ones in parking lots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

625 Special Agent Johnson? No, the other one.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 04:14 PM (+SCbL)


I was 9, you asshole......

Posted by: Sponge at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

626 The passenger that just arrived from Africa in Chicago, said he eats mass quantities of rats and bats at his home in Africa

Rats and bats and elephants but as sure as you're born he's never gonna eat no unicorn.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (II6Oo)

627 "
I don't know who is willing to be first on the
barricades - including myself. And without someone being first, the
powder keg doesn't get lit.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at August 26, 2019 04:09 PM (T8HPM)"
..The left can't help themselves; they'll volunteer someone for it, if it comes to that, thinking to make examples.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (eAshZ)

628 603 591 Bastardi said there may be hurricane in the Gulf or S.Atlantic coast in next two weeks.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (CFSlN)

No shit.

Did he also say there might be a snowstorm in the Northeast next February?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (YqDXo)
-------------------------------


You funny wide boy.
Go to weatherbell.com then scroll to the bottom there will be Saturday summary, it's about 4 min.
His delivery is not like any other forecaster.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (CFSlN)

629 Rat man should set up shop in Baltimore.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (q1Pj5)

630 In Seattle, that car would be keyed on all panels by the time you got back from eating dinner at a restaurant.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (sy5kK)

__

I saw a car in San Jose with a sticker that said 2A VOTER and I thought wow, that is a brave person. Nice car too.

I'm guessing most antifa types don't know what 2A means. Only explanation for how the car was not engulfed in flames.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (Ri4j/)

631 The electorate is bouncing back and forth hoping for a change and the asshats in both parties are desperate to make sure it doesn't happen.
Strange times.
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 26, 2019 04:16 PM (ltuaO)
They just choose the candidate they "like" more. It's not all that political.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (+SCbL)

632 Where's your sense of adventure?


Hey li'l dudes, this ain't generic "Brake Problem Guy."It's Anna Puma. She already drove the no-brakes car in to work.
Give a dang historian a little credit, will ya?

I have to admit I'm getting a big kick out of y'all with your "breaks" and "peddles."

blaster, your "ballooning" theory fits the symptoms fine, but unless it is a classic vehicle, I don't think brake lines do that anymore. They have another material in the lining. I also don't think the fluid could be boiling, which it used to do all the time.

I have had a vacuum power booster fail and create this 'scenario,' but that was on an older car and I severely wonder whether that can even happen now. On that one, they would pump up after a frantic moment or two.


Back before two-chamber master cylinders, if the one cylinder failed, you had no brakes at all. Starting in the early 60's, they piped hydraulics differently, and you could lose one wheel if the hose or slave failed, or two wheels if one circuit failed. Almost nothing makes all brakes fail. Interesting issue; I would say that the skill issue has been proven, and the car does not need to be operated in traffic without brakes any further.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (8ZmvG)

633 I wonder what things would look like if the media were honest.
For one, I'm sure Creepy Joe would have disappeared long ago. I also don't think Hillary could survive honest coverage.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 26, 2019 04:17 PM (II6Oo)


Obama would be running again for Chicago alderman after several unsuccessful attempts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (YqDXo)

634
When your fried rat tastes nice

With Ebola on rice

That's A-frican!










I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (mIQCW)

635 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

To be fair to Bastardi, he knows his shit and pisses all over AGW every chance he gets.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (BSPSX)

636 I just thought about it, and King Rat is a rather old reference for anyone to be getting today.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 26, 2019 04:20 PM (FTlwv)

637 Rats and bats and elephants but as sure as you're born he's never gonna eat no unicorn.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (II6Oo)


LOL

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 26, 2019 04:20 PM (aS1PU)

638
This is a REAL Romney tweet:

"Today marks one year since the passing of John McCain. Courageous, honorable, driven by a duty to family, country & God, John exemplified the values we as Americans hold so dear. I'm blessed to have called him a friend. May we continue to be inspired by his heroism and character."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)

639 I think it's great when Hannity has Bastardi on for a segment and won't let him speak.

Posted by: Cap'n Weasel at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (MVjcR)

640 Back when paste was made from horses it tasted better.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (iys0/)

641 We've been in an opioid epidemic since 1885.
Sue Coca Cola.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (CFSlN)

642 >>The passenger that just arrived from Africa in Chicago, said he eats mass quantities of rats and bats at his home in Africa


Oh for pete's sake
And the same people who want us to live among people like, have their kids in school with their kids, want us also to give up meat and eat crickets, give up cars and planes, give up superior healthcare.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

643 The Electoral College is to elections as water-tight compartments are to ships.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:17 PM (YqDXo)
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It would take an amendment process to get rid of the EC.

So it is a far taller task to get rid of the EC than it is to 1) override a presidential veto, 2) winning the EC. Overriding a veto doesn't need any input from the states, winning the EC doesn't need a supermajority in Congress.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (DuZls)

644 Rats and bats and elephants but as sure as you're born he's never gonna eat no unicorn.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM (II6Oo)

How dare you assume the rats don't identify as unicorns?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (k76MH)

645 >>To be fair to Bastardi, he knows his shit and pisses all over AGW every chance he gets.


Yep. Guy is a weather nerd.


But, anyone could make that prediction in the last week of august on just about...oh, every year.

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (gRVES)

646 Rats and bats and elephants but as sure as you're born he's never gonna eat no unicorn.


Sadly, both the unicorns on the Ark were gay.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (CqtRA)

647 The real Romney sounds so much like JoeF that it's frankly spooky. I wonder if he has some kind of "Being John Malkovich" thing going on with Mitt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)

648
Posted by: Corporal King at August 26, 2019 04:18 PM

Hawkins' dog is the good stuff!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)

649 Then, you start feeding that crap to the tourists who grin and pretend to love it, because it's a "delicacy""

So, Haggis anyone?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:22 PM (6qErC)

650 Another aspect is how this plays out with Kim in
North Korea watching his mentors/ protectors/ allies whatever are
getting dildoed publicly. Is one of Trump's goals to peel off Kim a bit
from China?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:07 PM (YqDXo)



The Koreans, all of the, hate the Chinese. The Kims probably just need an excuse, and promises they won't be eaten by their vengeful subjects

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2019 04:22 PM (q2o38)

651 I saw a car in San Jose with a sticker that said 2A VOTER and I thought wow, that is a brave person. Nice car too.

I'm guessing most antifa types don't know what 2A means. Only explanation for how the car was not engulfed in flames.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker



That's almost like hunting over bait.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 26, 2019 04:22 PM (2w7OO)

652 635 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

To be fair to Bastardi, he knows his shit and pisses all over AGW every chance he gets.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2019 04:19 PM (BSPSX)


Fair enough. I just thought that asserting that there MIGHT be a hurricane in the next two weeks of primo hurricane season was not an earth-shattering prediction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

653 Wow. Mexican authorities confiscated a shipment from China to the US that contained 23,000 kilos of fentanyl.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)

654 We've been in an opioid epidemic since 1885.

Sue Coca Cola.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (CFSlN)


Actually, Bayer.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2019 04:23 PM (q2o38)

655 This is a REAL Romney tweet:

"Today marks one year since the passing of John McCain. Courageous,
honorable, driven by a duty to family, country God, John
exemplified the values we as Americans hold so dear. I'm blessed to have
called him a friend. May we continue to be inspired by his heroism and
character."



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)


Screw off, Mittens. You and your buddy McCain were two candidates I had to hold my nose to vote for. I cannot wait to vote for TRUMP again! MAGA!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 26, 2019 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

656 NOOD Jen Rubin

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (aS1PU)

657 Wow. Mexican authorities confiscated a shipment from China to the US that contained 23,000 kilos of fentanyl.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)


I am sure they will be suing Johnson (ampersand) Johnson for that too.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (q2o38)

658 >>Mexican authorities confiscated a shipment from China to the US that contained 23,000 kilos of fentanyl.


Isn't that like enough to kill everyone, everywhere...maybe twice?

Posted by: garrett at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (gRVES)

659 596 The Wayne County MI situation as revealed by the abortive Jill stein recount should have been massive national news. It showed total chaos, a lack of even the most basic integrity at the precinct level. Complete farce.


As I have noted ad nauseam, the election integrity in most of this country [by population/voter #] would not meet our, EU, or UN standards for recognizing foreign elections in "new" democracies [countries typically emerging from civil conflicts, holding referenda, etc].


One of the key benefits of the electoral college - diluting the impact of fraud or incompetence in particular regions, and complicating a coordinated version of same.



It's known as the Motor Voter Act of 1993.

All Western states that are now Blue have it, and the ease of committing fraud by non-citizens is fully supported by the respective Secretaries of State of each state.

The government agencies responsible for voting roll integrity completely ignore it when a non-citizen registers to vote. And after a quarter century, there are hundreds of thousands, or millions of non-citizens that vote in Federal elections.

Only a US citizen, by birth or by a federal court declaring a person to be a US citizen, can register to vote.

Go ahead, CA, OR, WA, CO, check up on that. Double-dare you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (sy5kK)

660 is it too late at this stage to contribute to Maryanne to have her qualify for the next round of debates?

Posted by: WaldoTJ at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (M1MpJ)

661 653 Wow. Mexican authorities confiscated a shipment from China to the US that contained 23,000 kilos of fentanyl.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)
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Uh oh. Did they happen to mention whose name was on the label?

Posted by: Cap'n Weasel at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (MVjcR)

662 "Today marks one year since the passing of John McCain. Courageous,
honorable, driven by a duty to family, country God, John
exemplified the values we as Americans hold so dear. I'm blessed to have
called him a friend. May we continue to be inspired by his heroism and
character."


I'm skeptical that Romney has the capacity for friendship

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (II6Oo)

663 The Koreans, all of the, hate the Chinese. The Kims probably just need an excuse, and promises they won't be eaten by their vengeful subjects
Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2019 04:22 PM (q2o3


Yep. This might be partially motivated to induce Kim to triangulate a bit between Xi and Trump, especially since the latter is bending the former to his will.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

664 first the powder, now this?!

the judge is nuts.

Posted by: trapper's girl at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (tU1YH)

665 >>Isn't that like enough to kill everyone, everywhere...maybe twice?

According to the report I read it's enough to kill over 7 billion people.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:25 PM (ZLI7S)

666 I just thought about it, and King Rat is a rather old reference for anyone to be getting today.

-
I saw it a few weeks ago. Richard Dawson liberates the camp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 26, 2019 04:25 PM (+y/Ru)

667 This is a REAL Romney tweet:

"Today marks one year since the passing of John McCain. Courageous,
honorable, driven by a duty to family, country God, John
exemplified the values we as Americans hold so dear. I'm blessed to have
called him a friend. May we continue to be inspired by his heroism and
character."



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 26, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)




When McCain's dead one year

In hell, cock up his rear

That's a- Satan!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2019 04:25 PM (mIQCW)

668 How about, he said conditions are favorable?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:26 PM (CFSlN)

669 >>>First one's good. A tad overrated, but an enjoyable time.

Haven't seen the second one.

...

Lego Batman is just about my favorite Batman movie ever. It's hilarious, and is mostly comics faithful, in spirit, but in a super-silly way.

Both Batman and Robin are depicted in a way that makes them silly and hilarious and flawed, but still heroic and cool. It's a tiny little needle to thread, but they do it somehow.

The Batgirl character is pretty much trash, though.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

670 well at least Biden got a neato friendship bracelet from Barry

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 26, 2019 04:27 PM (RKQ/v)

671 668 How about, he said conditions are favorable?
Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:26 PM (CFSlN)


Same thing. Of course they are. Conditions are favorable for a hurricane in every September.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 26, 2019 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

672 > May we continue to be inspired by his heroism and
character.

Or lack of same.

What did he "inspire" you to do, Mitt? Throw the election, like he did?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2019 04:28 PM (cB5if)

673
I assume this "Trump wanted to nuke hurricanes thing is fake. No record other than claims from individuals. Same crowd that faked up a collusion story.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 26, 2019 04:28 PM (TdC9A)

674 Geez. Someone showed me pictures of Tyndall after the last hurricane hit them. I didn't realize it was that bad.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 26, 2019 04:28 PM (8ts9m)

675 Aw, go to the website and watch the forecast.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:28 PM (CFSlN)

676 Batman is depicted as a control-freak muscle-head narcissist with attachment issues. This is silly stuff that makes for good comedy, and is close enough to "Real Batman" that it satisfies the Batman fan within.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

677 So, Haggis anyone?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:22 PM (6qErC)

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

[I like haggis]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2019 04:28 PM (BSPSX)

678 > The Koreans, all of the, hate the Chinese.

Not nearly as much as they hate the Japanese.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2019 04:29 PM (cB5if)

679 Did they happen to mention whose name was on the label?"

"LIBBY'S"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:29 PM (6qErC)

680 *This is a REAL Romney tweet: *

The Onion writers weep with envy.

Posted by: Sarah J. Parker at August 26, 2019 04:29 PM (sMMcg)

681 If we simply change the name of Slave Cylinder to Caliper Piston, we should be able to thwart the New York Times' new vision of American history.

Nobody wants to blame exceptionalism on Caliperists.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 26, 2019 04:29 PM (8ZmvG)

682 Nood, BTW.

U'r welcome

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 26, 2019 04:30 PM (6qErC)

683 673
I assume this "Trump wanted to nuke hurricanes thing is fake. No record other than claims from individuals. Same crowd that faked up a collusion story.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 26, 2019 04:28 PM (TdC9A)


Saw the interview were he said he "had reservations about everything" and the press made a big lie story about him having reservations about China.

He probably said we should do something about the weather.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 26, 2019 04:31 PM (CFSlN)

684 653 Wow. Mexican authorities confiscated a shipment from China to the US that contained 23,000 kilos of fentanyl.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 26, 2019 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)
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Uh oh. Did they happen to mention whose name was on the label?
Posted by: Cap'n Weasel at August 26, 2019 04:24 PM (MVjcR)

Oh, shit.

Posted by: Alibaba. at August 26, 2019 04:31 PM (sMMcg)

685 Posted by: bill at August 26, 2019 04:10 PM (h4zeB)


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SPAM... it's what's for dinner!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2019 04:31 PM (flINI)

686 Anna Puma. Remember, when Signor Bugatti received criticism on his cars' brakes, he replied "We make them to go, not stop".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 26, 2019 04:32 PM (C1Lsn)

687 Suitcase Full of Rats is the feelgood movie of the year!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 26, 2019 04:13 PM (RD7QR)

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THE HOUSE OF MOUSE HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 26, 2019 04:35 PM (flINI)

688 The Batgirl character is pretty much trash, though.

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)



Yeah, Lego Batman's a lot of fun.

I think the Batgirl character is so garbage because they wanted her to be lesbian Batgirl, bu-u-u-u-u--ut-

realized that would trash the "family/kid friendly movie" audience vibe they wanted.

So, they made her a lesbian without actually dealing with that particular issue.

Therefore, she doesn't really fit in this silly movie world as a character.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 26, 2019 04:37 PM (mIQCW)

689 > May we continue to be inspired by his heroism and
character.

--

Dont'cha just love teh Twatter machine? A place where everyone can write out their deeeep thought devotionals and "inspiring" twattle. Where everyone can show everyone else how introspective and awe-inspiring they are. I hang on their every word... /s

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 26, 2019 04:37 PM (JoUsr)

690 656 NOOD Jen Rubin
-------------------------------------------------
Ewww gross, homonyms and all...

Posted by: theATL at August 26, 2019 04:44 PM (O8mjU)

691 150
I am afraid there will be no election just massive voter fraud.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at August 26, 2019 05:24 PM (iSh8b)

692 There are at least three Democrat losers!

Posted by: Joey "Junk Without Trunks" Biden at August 26, 2019 06:35 PM (Ndje9)

693 Biden was never going to win it. Wrong race and wrong gender. The democrats are all about race.

Posted by: Dude1394 at August 26, 2019 07:21 PM (3exmE)

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