Cory Booker: Gun Buyers Will Have to Sit and Chat With a Government Informant/Spy Before Buying Guns; Will Institute Mandatory "Buy-Back," Won't Say If People Will Be Jailed for Noncompliance

Booker's proposal would, among other things, force Americans to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm.
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Booker also refused to say whether he would prosecute those who refused to comply with a gun buyback.
"We should have a law that bans these weapons and we should have a reasonable period in which people can turn in these weapons," Booker said.

Booker also claimed that Trump's Recovery was really just the culmination of Obama's Green Shoots and Recovery Summers 1-8.

He then immediately claimed the economy is not good -- does Obama get the blame for that, I wonder?

"You have people on my block [call T-bone] -- I'm the only presidential candidate that lives in a low-income inner-city neighborhood. Talk to folks, and they’ll tell you: 'I have to work two jobs just to try to keep myself in housing. And, by the way, that housing isn't reflected in any of my family,'"the Democratic presidential candidate told CNN. "Americans are struggling. Their wages are too low ... for the last four decades, I don't think they’ve budged that much ... We've got to make sure that this is a shared recovery, because, right now, it definitely is not."

So the Democrats are continuing with the contradictory claims: The economy is all due to Obama, and if you don't believe that, well, the economy also sucks (but that's not due to Obama).

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM

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1 Bring it, Corey.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2019 06:01 PM (gC2IV)

2 Is he going to NUKE them? I bet not.

Posted by: Rep Eric Swallowswell (D-CA) at May 06, 2019 06:01 PM (vDqXW)

3 Fuck. No.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 06:01 PM (9t0Zz)

4 As someone said before.

Hey Spartacus then we need background checks to vote. Since both are Rights in the Constitution.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:01 PM (gIEG2)

5 Get Fucked, Spartacus.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 06:02 PM (2+NQv)

6 Dear Cory,
Please get the people who actually have a shot at the nomination to also say these things.
-America

Posted by: vrf at May 06, 2019 06:02 PM (MwaUC)

7 Turn in your guns!

No.

Then what?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2019 06:02 PM (gC2IV)

8 Good. Run on gun control.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2019 06:02 PM (i7/wm)

9 Sparky, disarm Newark first.

Then talk to us.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:02 PM (gIEG2)

10 "We should have a law that bans these weapons and we should have a reasonable period in which people can turn in these weapons," Booker said.

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Start with black people as a ten year trial.

Why not? You just said you could do it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:02 PM (uTPtJ)

11 I think we should have politicians sit and have a conversation with gun owners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (xSo9G)

12 Conspiracy to deny fellow citizens of their constitutional rights is a felony!

Posted by: navybrat hates disco music at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (w7KSn)

13 You'll see America register gays before they register guns.

Posted by: trev006 at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (OnEJV)

14 Where the fuck is Tbone to talk some sense in to this little pussy ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (M+Lyo)

15 I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (gIEG2)

16 I'd love to see the retards try something like this.

Posted by: Weasel at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (MU58C)

17 "...force Americans to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm."

Yep. It's in the Constitution, people. Look it up.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (6eEQ+)

18 580 Let's not exaggerate what this is," Booker said. "This is actually really simple. We do it for passports, we do it for TSA pre-check, we do it for people that are driving cars.

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Uhm no you fucking imbecile. I've never had an interview with a federal agent to buy a car or get a passport.

Posted by: Florida Man at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (FiUMj)

19 How To Ensure A Healthy Black Market In Firearms

Posted by: Sharkman at May 06, 2019 06:04 PM (fdxBF)

20 Perjury traps for everybody!!!

Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 06:04 PM (vmRc0)

21 But they are definitely NOT coming for your guns. Definitely.

Posted by: BuckIV at May 06, 2019 06:04 PM (PZ2ib)

22 Corey, if you win the nomination will you still keep your imaginary friend T Bone, and your pretend GF Rosario ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2019 06:04 PM (M+Lyo)

23 And there will be 1 investigator per state. It will take 5 years to get an appointment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:04 PM (dNzKv)

24 Molon Labe, motherfucker.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (ufFY8)

25 It is to laugh.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (ysOGz)

26 17 "...force Americans to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm."

Yep. It's in the Constitution, people. Look it up.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (6eEQ+)

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Yep. Right next to the part about hunting.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (gC2IV)

27 But they are definitely NOT coming for your guns. Definitely.
Posted by: BuckIV at May 06, 2019 06:04 PM (PZ2ib)
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Hey that's our line!

Posted by: Clown News Network at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (vDqXW)

28 It's OK guys. He doesn't want to ban all guns. Just scary looking ones that go BOOM when fired. Stop freaking out so much.

Posted by: Florida Man at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (FiUMj)

29 At least he is openly calling for the gulags and not hiding it.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)

30 4 As someone said before.

Hey Spartacus then we need background checks to vote. Since both are Rights in the Constitution.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:01 PM (gIEG2)

I very much like this formulation.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (ysOGz)

31 I'm telling you all, I still have a shot in 2020.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (6eEQ+)

32 Bold talk from a Spartacus wannabe.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (Gs5TH)

33 Zip gun makers sneer at Corey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (gIEG2)

34 He's up for warehousing people in prisons?

Huh

Posted by: Ha at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (+LyKe)

35 17 "...force Americans to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm."

Yep. It's in the Constitution, people. Look it up.

the preamble to the good&plenty clause, right above the mike&ike corollary

Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (sGtp+)

36 Abortions on demand, actually-written-down-part banned.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (uTPtJ)

37 We aren't saying you can't buy a gun. There is no 2a violation you just have to interview, and, unfortunately the interviewers are busy. Gun buying is popular, don't you know.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (dNzKv)

38 6 Dear Cory,
Please get the people who actually have a shot at the nomination to also say these things.
-America
Posted by: vrf at May 06, 2019 06:02 PM (MwaUC)

"have a shot"
Ahem.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (ysOGz)

39 Off Florida Man Sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (FiUMj)

40 I believe that 'Common sense gun control' would address those most identified with gun crime.

By my estimate, 85% of all crimes are committed by people who either are Democrats, or have voted for Democrats.

Disarming that demographic would immediately reduce gun crime by a very huge margin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (xSo9G)

41 Oh, that's easy. Just say in the interview that you want a gun to #Resist Trump, and they'll give you a Mk-19, an M-60, a technical pickup and 50,000 rounds of ammo, free of charge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)

42 It's rather astounding how the Democrat leadership, to a man, are all Stalinist cocksuckers.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (NWiLs)

43 These candidates all work for Trump, don't they?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)

44 ghostgunner.net

Posted by: Irving Mittleschaumb at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (C1NyB)

45 Yes, by all means, let's have the likes of Reality Winner interview___ us to decide of we can buy guns.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (XlYtk)

46 Oh, please. Anything he could try would need a major penalty for illegally possessing a gun. How many young urban males is his new system going to lock up and for how long?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (jp0Bv)

47 Doesn't he mean "Government cloaked investigator"?

Is that anything like a caped crusader?
Batman had a cape.
That's kinda like a cloak, right, only without a hood?

So I'll have to talk to Batman when I buy my next gun?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 06:06 PM (37IEG)

48 "...force Americans to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm."

Yep. It's in the Constitution, people. Look it up.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (6eEQ+)
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It would definitely apply to the "infringement". Back then to "infringe" meant to place laws all around what was actually legally "permitted".

Posted by: Clown News Network at May 06, 2019 06:07 PM (vDqXW)

49 Who are all these people planning on forcing gun owners to do x,y and z? I don't think they actually have thought any of this through

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 06:07 PM (Ct55T)

50 Al Gore lost in 2000 because he was anti-gun, at the margin

Hillary lost in 2016 because she was anti-gun, at the margin

They both turned it down in the general, but made too good an impression in the primaries

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 06, 2019 06:07 PM (nMaPl)

51 I don't get it. Why is there so much outcry over this? Sonds like a reasonable proposal.

Posted by: John Roberts and every judge in Hawaii at May 06, 2019 06:07 PM (FiUMj)

52 35 17 "...force Americans to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm."

Yep. It's in the Constitution, people. Look it up.

the preamble to the good&plenty clause, right above the mike&ike corollary
Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (sGtp+)

And aborting Jelly Babies on demand.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 06:07 PM (NWiLs)

53 so are any democrat candidates trying to actually win in 2020.

reminder: Biden participated in the Obama Regime spying on Trump. so, that'll be a fun race to watch if he gets the nomination.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 06, 2019 06:08 PM (JziUy)

54

When CNN's Poppy Harlow pressed Booker specifically on his "mandatory interview" proposal, Booker would not say who would be conducting the interview, or what questions would be asked.

"Let's not exaggerate what this is," Booker said. "This is actually really simple. We do it for passports, we do it for TSA pre-check, we do it for people that are driving cars."

I don't remember having an interview for my driver's license.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

55 sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm.

We have too few immigration judges to give each one a hearing, so we give illegals access to the country and a notice to appear, which gets ignored 99.999999% of the time.

In contrast, if this unconstitutional requirement gets passed, there will be five feds "qualified" to do these interviews, and the only people who ever actually get an interview will be multimillionaires and friends of / donors to certain Democrat politicians.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 06:08 PM (9t0Zz)

56 Still no photos of RBG, eh?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:08 PM (uTPtJ)

57 Start in inner-city Baltimore, Corey. Prove to me it can work. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

58 Booker's proposal would, among other things, force Americans to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm.

Force?? You mean like at gunpoint and in handcuffs.

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (88xKn)

59 So today in Democrat politics we have a guy saying America was never great, another guy saying the first thing he's going to do is repeal the Trump tax cuts and another guy saying he's going to take everyone's guns.

Strong day.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (/tuJf)

60 BATF, "Ms. Puma we notice you have firearms, can you please visit our offices for a discussion?"

"Sure, I'll bring a lawyer."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (gIEG2)

61 Make the interviewers IRS agents, and charge a fee. Then it is a tax and totally legit!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (dNzKv)

62 I wish there were some form of censure that could be issued whenever legislative malpractice such as this is proposed.

If Cory Booker wants to change the Constitution, he should be upfront about it. Everything else is legislative masturbation.

Posted by: Gork at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (VmQ66)

63 The object here is to sound like a mindless boob, draw a contingent of other mindless boobs to follow you, fail, and then tell the mindless boobs that follow you they should vote for Hillary as the next Democratic party candidate.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (37IEG)

64 11 I think we should have politicians sit and have a conversation with gun owners.
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They should stand, not sit, for that conversation. Makes a bigger target.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (k4dH2)

65 If an elected official was seriously talking about depriving citizens of their right to vote wouldn't that be a prosecutable offense? How is this different?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (cRkMZ)

66 Whenever I read about something this doofy clownfucker says, I hear crazy trombone music in the background.

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2019 06:10 PM (LuPts)

67 Run on higher taxes, fewer jobs, illegal aliens, and gun control, (D)s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:10 PM (uTPtJ)

68 Just like a Demo-commie he wants more illegal gun control. They will never be satisfied until all the guns in the country have been confiscated......except those owned by the politicians or their body guards.

Posted by: Vic at May 06, 2019 06:10 PM (mpXpK)

69 Registration leads to confiscation which is the democrats end game.

However, it will not end how they think it will. Just ask CT and NY.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 06, 2019 06:10 PM (JUOKG)

70 And aborting Jelly Babies on demand.
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Not the jelly babies!

Posted by: The Fourth Doctor at May 06, 2019 06:10 PM (IFKOp)

71 61 Make the interviewers IRS agents, and charge a fee. Then it is a tax and totally legit!
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I'm totes cool with that!

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at May 06, 2019 06:11 PM (k4dH2)

72 Just like a Demo-commie he wants more illegal gun control. They will never be satisfied until all the guns in the country have been confiscated......except those owned by the politicians or their body guards.

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Funny how meth and crack is illegal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:11 PM (uTPtJ)

73 So is mueller going to testify and put this nonsense to bed, or is he going to stir the pot?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:11 PM (dNzKv)

74 Ana de Armas will be the next Bond Girl.

Me likely!

Shes was the robot lover in Blade Runnner.2049. Fled Cuba for Spain

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 06, 2019 06:11 PM (nMaPl)

75 >>I don't remember having an interview for my driver's license.

I've never done it for a passport or renewal.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

76 Whenever I read about something this doofy clownfucker says, I hear crazy trombone music in the background.
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Yakity Sax.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (IFKOp)

77 we should probably also have a law against Senators that want to violate the Constitution, and a reasonable period in which they can resign before we get to accoutre them with a rope and a lamppost.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (37IEG)

78 Herr Mueller is a scheissspitzer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (gIEG2)

79 Booker-- more stupid, or more evil?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

80 31 I'm telling you all, I still have a shot in 2020.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 06, 2019 06:05 PM (6eEQ+)

"have a shot"
Ahem.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (ysOGz)

81 no

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (5mXFv)

82 59 So today in Democrat politics we have a guy saying America was never great, another guy saying the first thing he's going to do is repeal the Trump tax cuts and another guy saying he's going to take everyone's guns.

Strong day.
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No wonder they are importing illegal aliens by the truckload, and they want felons and children to get the right to vote.

Illegals and felons don't follow any laws, or pay taxes, and children are too young to understand why we have a 2nd amendment.

Posted by: Boots at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (e9omi)

83
Yo, Booker. I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

Means no.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (QovPz)

84 It is not like booker has a shot. Get it? Ba dum chhhh

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (dNzKv)

85 If the D-party takes this sort of stupidity seriously, it won't go well for them in the elections.

That said, they take a lot of stupidity seriously. And yet they're still here. This only goes to show the reality that 50% of all people are below average.

Posted by: Gork at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (VmQ66)

86 "We should have a law that bans these weapons and we should have a
reasonable period in which people can turn in these weapons," Booker
said.

the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (LISuA)

87 Please, no one kill Joi in a Bond movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (gIEG2)

88 First you come, and then you take.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (yQpMk)

89 Hey Democrats: The British tried this a couple hundred years ago. We shot them.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (jqzUb)

90 20 Perjury traps for everybody!!!
Posted by: Hikaru at May 06, 2019 06:04 PM (vmRc0)

This.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (ysOGz)

91 Trump should re-phrase this statement except put "voting" in the appropriate places and watch the craziness begin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (uTPtJ)

92 Are you sure it wasn't abortions? Because I heard he wants people examined by the government before they can obtain abortions. At least that's what I'm going to print up on flyers and spread around my local college campus.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (8+c8C)

93 Yep. Right next to the part about hunting.

Oh yeah, there will be hunting.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (lD3vL)

94 6 Dear Cory,
Please get the people who actually have a shot at the nomination to also say these things.
-America
Posted by: vrf
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If the NRC weren't run by spawn of Mitt Romney, it might be demanding that all other Democrat candidates disavow Closeted Cory's extreme views.

A press worthy of First Amendment protection might also be asking the same of all the other Democrat candidates.

Posted by: Furious George at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (9vQJW)

95 Come and take it! Fuck you! Now what?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (0OmEj)

96 Mr. Booker, I prefer not to.

Posted by: Bartleby the Conservative at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (XROPS)

97 I never had an interview for a passport. Oh wait. That first passport. I had to take all the stuff to the big post office and turn it in to a particular person. Was that an interview? He said "hello". I said "Hi." That was it.

Posted by: JAS at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (KOCKb)

98 I don't remember having an interview for my driver's license.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)
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No passport, drivers license or TSA Pre-check status are rights.

Blatantly clueless.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (vDqXW)

99 Cory, we don't have a chance if you guys insist on being so honest.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (hjaPQ)

100 That's what fascism is, a boot stomping down on a sandwich, forever.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (oL9CS)

101 Corey Booker, another strong indicator to buy more ammo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (gIEG2)

102 First Interview Question: Would you be willing to have discrete gay sex with Cory Booker?

Second Interview Question (if you're a dude): Would you be willing to send nude pics to Cory Booker?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (hdzef)

103 This is not the candidate you are looking for.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (LISuA)

104 They've already repealed, in practice, the First Amendment so this is now a tilt at the Second.

Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (PUz4C)

105 How many legions has the Dope?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (oVJmc)

106 Registration leads to confiscation which is the democrats end game.

However, it will not end how they think it will. Just ask CT and NY.

Has the shooting started?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (yQpMk)

107 What does this second rate hustler know about firearms or the 2nd Amendment?

He needs to stick with what he knows best......butt sex, race baiting and gerrymandering.

Idiot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (Z+IKu)

108 I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.

Alzheimer's test, live on CSPAN, with a press gaggle of no fewer than 100 reporters.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (9t0Zz)

109 And, by the way, that housing isn't reflected in any of my family,'"the Democratic presidential candidate told CNN.

Can someone please translate?

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 06:15 PM (XROPS)

110 97
I never had an interview for a passport. Oh wait. That first passport. I
had to take all the stuff to the big post office and turn it in to a
particular person. Was that an interview? He said "hello". I said "Hi."
That was it.

Posted by: JAS at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (KOCKb)
Well...yes. They have other shit to do you know, can't sit around all day jaw jacking with people.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 06, 2019 06:15 PM (37IEG)

111 Crooker Booker is a hooker
he's got no time to play
He's busy here and busy there
making business of your every care

Crooker Booker is a hooker
he's got no time to play
He's busy here and busy there
he want's to take you life away

Posted by: Braenyard - at May 06, 2019 06:15 PM (ZS+GP)

112 The press should go to every single Democrat candidate, especially Bernie Sanders, and ask them if they agree.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 06:15 PM (LISuA)

113 Be sure and save the seat cushion after the interview for the dogs.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at May 06, 2019 06:16 PM (FTlwv)

114 The enemies of Liberty never give up.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2019 06:16 PM (w/wKz)

115 He likes movies about gladiators.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 06, 2019 06:16 PM (oL9CS)

116 Well, we all know who moves to low income, inner-city neighborhoods..
right before they're gentrified.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 06:16 PM (XROPS)

117 Let's test-run Corey's idea in Newark and Camden before a national roll out.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 06, 2019 06:16 PM (m/Gc2)

118 Black Gladiator and I plan play with our gladii backstage during the debates.

Posted by: Mayor Buttgape at May 06, 2019 06:17 PM (BRpqW)

119 Don't ever let anyone get away with saying weak shit like "mandatory buy-back". There is no such thing. Force them to say to your face, "confiscation, under pain of imprisonment or death".

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 06:17 PM (RHDdi)

120 He likes movies about gladiators

So he's not Spartacus but is Gladius Dickus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:17 PM (gIEG2)

121 Before you know it the entire constitution will be repealed, only the penumbra will remain to guarantee abortions.

Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2019 06:17 PM (PUz4C)

122 Gork: "Everything else is legislative masturbation."

It's also waving to rich fools and saying, "See! Look how crazy I can get! Please give to my grift."

Booker knows he can't win the presidency. And he's too dense for anything lower as well. So this is his window to line his pockets while dumb financiers throw money at his charge to the windmills. Godspeed, Cory. Bankrupt all those who would listen.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 06:17 PM (6eEQ+)

123 No wonder they are importing illegal aliens by the truckload, and they want felons and children to get the right to vote.

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Hey we have vote harvesting too. As one of our greatest leaders put it, "The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do."

Posted by: The Left at May 06, 2019 06:17 PM (cRkMZ)

124 "kill Joi". Well played

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (nMaPl)

125 Spartacus would have done better if he had been well armed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (LISuA)

126 We don't need to check people who come across the border, it's a "right."

But you can't have a gun to protect yourself from said invaders.

Lol, get f#cked!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

127 5% of the employed work two jobs

It's amazing how every single one of them lives close to a Dim candidate for president, everyone in these Dim candidates' neighborhood is working two jobs according to them

Posted by: deepelemblues at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (ryr6F)

128 75 >>I don't remember having an interview for my driver's license.

I've never done it for a passport or renewal.
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It'll be like the "interview" you get at the post office when you mail a package:

Post office flunky: "Does this package contain any liquids, explosives, or other dangerous materials?"

Customer: "No."

PO flunky: "Great." [Tosses package into mailing bin] "Next!"

I wonder how many terrorists, drug dealers, or wannabe bomb-makers, actually admit to the postal clerk that their package does indeed contain 5 pounds of methamphetamine or nitroglycerine or whatever?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (k4dH2)

129 PDT is sucking Tiger's short arm.

Posted by: JAS at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (KOCKb)

130 We should pass a law that says every congress critter who votes to pass a law that is unconstitutional should be automatically thrown out of office within 1 week of voting for said law.

Posted by: Vic at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (mpXpK)

131 I got a kick out of their plan whereby you need a note from a doctor in order to buy a gun.

Whatever happened to that one?

You know... doctors. Those people who kill 3X as many people as guns do.

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (vP0jg)

132 wages are too low and we need to keep importing more people to keep wages low.

Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (nFwvY)

133 We should have a "sit down" with a government authority who issues us a license for all of our constitutional and civil rights.

Certify everything. Certify your religion, your newspaper, your sex acts, your voting, your commerce. In fact, get a license that authorizes you to use social media.

Obtain a mark that allows you to buy and sell.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (BD/yx)

134 High cost of housing has nothing to do with the job market. Get rid of the BS regulations that restrict building new houses and prices will go down.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (Lqy/e)

135 Seeing as how the gun ownership laws in NJ are already pretty close to this, I'd say he thinks this has a shot.

He'd probably win NJ, NY, IL, and of course CA. Sad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (Z4rgH)

136 Sporty.

Come on, Corey. Try it. Try it while I'm young enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK8)

137 Y'all realize that he is trolling gun owners trying to provoke a violent response.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 06, 2019 06:19 PM (lD3vL)

138 And there will be 1 investigator per state. It will take 5 years to get an appointment.

Dammit. That's the same day the plumber is coming.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 06, 2019 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

139 So, if the left can claim it is ok to violate the second amendment, perhaps we could suggest that before anyone in a blue state is allowed to vote that they will have to talk to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2019 06:19 PM (cRkMZ)

140 Reason number 10,439 for why I hate Democrats - and everyone who votes for them - with the heat of a thousand burning suns.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 06, 2019 06:19 PM (jqzUb)

141 I've never done it for a passport or renewal.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

I had an interview for "Global Entry," but that was awhile ago, and I don't think they require it any more.

But this is completely beyond the bounds of any freedom-loving society, and I hope people see it for what it is....pandering to the loony left and the retarded soccer moms who hate guns and don't give a shit about liberty and freedom.

He thinks he can say this kind of shit because people will be reminded of Obama when they see him. But Obama's pronouncements were carefully scripted, and he was better at lying than Booker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 06, 2019 06:19 PM (wYseH)

142 wages are too low and we need to keep importing more people to keep wages low.

Posted by: x

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Sort of like...

It's bad to have lots of poor people in your country... so send out and get some more.

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 06:19 PM (vP0jg)

143 Funny. Govt. agents never have a "sit-down" with someone wanting to open a church or publish a newspaper.

Posted by: JAS at May 06, 2019 06:19 PM (KOCKb)

144 Therefore, the Obama recovery is only benefiting the rich.

Posted by: Same at May 06, 2019 06:20 PM (M8/aq)

145 Seeing as how the gun ownership laws in NJ are already pretty close to this, I'd say he thinks this has a shot.

Except for the interview part

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 06:20 PM (bim/x)

146 5% of the employed work two jobs

Trump's economy is so good people get hired two or three times!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

147 I propose the same restrictions on abortion

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 06, 2019 06:20 PM (TN1P5)

148 >>>I had an interview for "Global Entry," but that was awhile ago,

sounds kinky

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 06:21 PM (5mXFv)

149 Y'all realize that he is trolling gun owners trying to provoke a violent response.

Posted by: Blue Bird

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Well, sort of.

"Setting up for the next staged event starring lots of people who are related to FBI employees" is more like it.

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 06:21 PM (vP0jg)

150

Joi Lansing?

https://tinyurl.com/y6x4ujpt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 06:21 PM (aKsyK)

151 Y'all realize that he is trolling gun owners trying to provoke a violent response.

Is pointing and laughing a violent response?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

152 We don't require judicial due process to GIVE us our constitutional rights. We require due process to TAKE THEM AWAY.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 06, 2019 06:21 PM (BD/yx)

153 Booker's eye bulges are bad acting.

Posted by: Same at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (M8/aq)

154 Funny. Govt. agents never have a "sit-down" with someone wanting to open a church or publish a newspaper.

Posted by: JAS

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...Yet...

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (vP0jg)

155 hey. just for fun, someone tell me where the Constitution actually says there's a right to vote.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (ZqRa6)

156 Sorry Booker we already had a mullato president and he sucked.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (6/uwW)

157 So is mueller going to testify and put this nonsense to bed, or is he going to stir the pot?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:11 PM (dNzKv)

Since Mueller now knows that his new boss, AG Barr, had witnesses to the phone call in which Mueller admitted there were no errors of fact in Barr's "Don't Call it a Summary" Summary, I think Mueller is going to roll over and play dead. Telling your boss one thing in private and then publicly saying something else tends to have negative ramifications on the career prospects. I have gotten the impression that Barr does not tolerate fools and liars patiently.

If Mueller says anything contrary to what he said to AG Barr, Barr will have grounds to burn Mueller to the ground and criminally prosecute him. Mueller is a Deep State apparatchik but not stupid.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (5Yee7)

158
Y'all realize that he is trolling gun owners trying to provoke a violent response.

***

Wait, I thought that is why they are bringing in millions of angry Muslims and criminal elements of central America and intentionally letting them run wild?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (cRkMZ)

159 5% of the employed work two jobs
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Isn't that why the unemployment rate is so low?

Posted by: Somebody at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (vDqXW)

160 One of my all time favorite memes was "The Founding Fathers would have been shooting by now". And that was over 10 years ago. In Commiefornia.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (jqzUb)

161 Trump homo for Tiger?

GRRRRRRRRRREAT!!

Posted by: Professor Kodos at May 06, 2019 06:23 PM (RX/Vn)

162 Birmingham, AL:

"2018 - Of the 99 criminal homicides, 75 of the victims were black males. The rest of the breakdown is 14 black females, five white females, four white males and one Hispanic male.

In 85 of the cases, the suspects are black males. Four other suspects are black females, followed by one white female and one Hispanic male"

https://bit.ly/2J3izlW

Notice what's missing?

100 homicides, and not one single white male on the list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:23 PM (uTPtJ)

163 the only thing wrong with the 2nd amendment is that it didn't spell out the penalties for violating it.

Posted by: x at May 06, 2019 06:23 PM (nFwvY)

164 What does this second rate hustler know about firearms or the 2nd Amendment?

Nothing, he's from The People's republic of New Jersey

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 06:23 PM (BbGew)

165 Since Mueller now knows that his new boss, AG Barr, had witnesses to the phone call in which Mueller admitted there were no errors of fact in Barr's "Don't Call it a Summary" Summary, I think Mueller is going to roll over and play dead. Telling your boss one thing in private and then publicly saying something else tends to have negative ramifications on the career prospects. I have gotten the impression that Barr does not tolerate fools and liars patiently.

If Mueller says anything contrary to what he said to AG Barr, Barr will have grounds to burn Mueller to the ground and criminally prosecute him. Mueller is a Deep State apparatchik but not stupid.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (5Yee7)

I'd agree with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (bim/x)

166 153 Booker's eye bulges are bad acting.
Posted by: Same at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (M8/aq)

what chu talkn bout willis

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (JFO2v)

167 I prefer to call is Californicatia

Posted by: JAS at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (KOCKb)

168 156 Sorry Booker we already had a mullato president and he sucked.
Posted by: Regular joe at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (6/uwW)

Like a kitten at mama's tit!

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (W9W9N)

169
57 Start in inner-city Baltimore, Corey. Prove to me it can work. Then we'll talk.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

xxxxx

Start in your hometown of Newark NJ.
Get all those NJ illegal guns out of one city. Go ahead. Try.

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (EK+Pw)

170 Sorry Booker we already had a mullato president and he sucked.
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But he sucked so, so well.

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (cRkMZ)

171 100 homicides, and not one single white male on the list.

Of course not. They had a permit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

172 Just wait until the crossbow interviews.

Posted by: I Shall Play For You The Song Of My People at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (CsvE8)

173 What does this second rate hustler know about firearms or the 2nd Amendment?

He's probably sucked a barrel or two

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (bim/x)

174
Can I get me one of them WHITE Sandwiches in here?

Whale

Ham

Iceberg Lettuce

Tomatoes

Elderberry Mayo

Oh, And make it Trump-Sized.

And a large Dr Pepper, please.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (9X624)

175 And the residents, of course, are Californicators.

Posted by: JAS at May 06, 2019 06:25 PM (KOCKb)

176 Sorry Booker we already had a mullato president and he sucked.
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But he sucked so, so well.
Posted by: Reggie Love at May 06, 2019 06:24 PM (cRkMZ)
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Don't we know!

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at May 06, 2019 06:25 PM (vDqXW)

177 Also I'm pretty certain we can't ask American citizens if they're American citizens for the purpose of properly apportioning representatives for American citizens.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:25 PM (uTPtJ)

178 Corey, I'd tell you that first you will blow me, but you'd probably agree.

Anyway. Didn't work with alcohol, doesn't work with drugs. What makes you think it'll work with guns?

Posted by: Vanya at May 06, 2019 06:25 PM (U7voe)

179 Birmingham, AL:

"2018 - Of the 99 criminal homicides, 75 of the victims were black males. The rest of the breakdown is 14 black females, five white females, four white males and one Hispanic male.

In 85 of the cases, the suspects are black males. Four other suspects are black females, followed by one white female and one Hispanic male"

https://bit.ly/2J3izlW

Notice what's missing?

100 homicides, and not one single white male on the list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle

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You know what doesn't mix well with firearms?

Poor impulse control.

There's actual science behind who has poor impulse control.

But we're not allowed to discuss that, of course.

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (vP0jg)

180 "The Founding Fathers would have been shooting by now". And that was over 10 years ago. In Commiefornia.
***

Yep - it was "common sense gun control" in 1775 that led directly to the revolution.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (cRkMZ)

181 Why does that chair you want me to sit in have an extension cord? Are the straps really necessary?

Posted by: Guy at his interview at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

182 >>Booker's proposal would, among other things, force Americans to have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to purchase a firearm.

Just what we need, a bunch of Lois Lerners deciding if we can own a gun.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (W+vEI)

183 I find it hard to believe that Booker lives in a low income neighborhood. He didn't even live in Newark when he was Mayor of that city.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (FSPNP)

184 I have never seen a baby blue Naval uniform before.

Posted by: JAS at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (KOCKb)

185 Seems like if they wanted to take firearms away from someone to reduce crime...

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (uTPtJ)

186 I have a constitutionally guaranteed right to go target shooting and to fight to overthrow a tyrannical government, but mostly to fight to overthrow a tyrannical government. Guaranteed to me by the Founding Fathers.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (jqzUb)

187 60 BATF, "Ms. Puma we notice you have firearms, can you please visit our offices for a discussion?"

"Sure, I'll bring a lawyer."
Posted by: Anna Puma
______________

Hey, Andrew---Ms. Puma is insisting on taking a lawyer to the mandatory BATF interview. This is an open and shut case of obstruction of justice.

Break her. Now.

Posted by: Honest Bob Mueller at May 06, 2019 06:26 PM (9vQJW)

188 I foresee a shitton of canoe accidents.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 06:27 PM (d7Ww2)

189 If any of y'all have Liberal friends that are gun owners, please be sure to inform them.

And if the Dems win in 2020, and he is not the nominee, they will appoint him Gun Czar.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2019 06:27 PM (RBOtF)

190 I don't watch GoT but some babe named Sophie Turner just popped out of her dress on Yahoo and I am a fan. A big fan. Yuge fan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 06:27 PM (LISuA)

191 A well regulated ( well equipped and well trained ) Militia ( organized and unorganized combined equals every adult, able bodied male ), being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

Pretty Simple.

Posted by: teej at May 06, 2019 06:27 PM (E5emk)

192 Barr also had Mueller say in front of witnesses that the DOJ ban on indicting a sitting POTUS had no affect on his memo

He also didn't perjure himself, if you parse the question and his response

Barr won't get sandbagged. He sees it coming

It hasn't stopped Media and Nancy from lying about it

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 06, 2019 06:27 PM (nMaPl)

193 And if the Dems win in 2020, and he is not the nominee, they will appoint him Gun Czar.
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I am an expert on pocket pistols.

Posted by: Corey Booker at May 06, 2019 06:28 PM (cRkMZ)

194 Pretty Simple.

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No, no, no. There's a comma earlier and that changes the definition of the word "people."

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:28 PM (uTPtJ)

195 Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 06:23 PM (BbGew)

There are gun owners, 2nd amendment supporters and hunters in the state of NJ. Booker isn't one of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2019 06:28 PM (FSPNP)

196 Guaranteed to me ~~by the Founding Fathers~~ at birth.

FIFY

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 06, 2019 06:28 PM (LISuA)

197 When Biggus Dickus held a buyback program, Corey got in line five times.

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2019 06:28 PM (LuPts)

198 I am an expert on pocket pistols.

Posted by: Corey Booker

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And meat muskets?

Posted by: RKae at May 06, 2019 06:29 PM (vP0jg)

199 High cost of housing has nothing to do with the job market. Get rid of the BS regulations that restrict building new houses and prices will go down
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In blue states/cities, there are regulations that require a certain amount of any new housing has freebies for the homeless/poor. These subsidies cost money, which has to come from the people buying/renting the market rate housing.

Sometimes a developer can pay big bucks into a "housing fund" instead of have to give away actual housing. "Housing fund" aka political grift fund.

Posted by: Boots at May 06, 2019 06:29 PM (e9omi)

200 Concord 1775

British: Give us your guns.

Minutemen: LOL get fucked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2019 06:29 PM (gC2IV)

201 Well. He does live in the hood.

Posted by: golfman at May 06, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)

202 It's against the law to lie to Congress.

There's no law against Congress lying to anyone.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 06, 2019 06:29 PM (BD/yx)

203 If you hear about "buybacks" in your area, go to Lowes and make a gun-shaped pipe arrangement. Drill a hole in a couple of places if you want to. Go turn it in.

Profit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:30 PM (uTPtJ)

204 Registration leads to confiscation which is the democrats end game.

However, it will not end how they think it will. Just ask CT and NY.

Has the shooting started?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM

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Nope. But ~70% of gun owners in CT have refused to register their "assault rifles", NY numbers are about the same. And CT knows exactly who they are, where they live and what guns they have refused to register because they have had a stealth registration database that has been in place since 1993. And in six years since the new law has been in place they have not arrested a single person for refusing to comply with that ridiculous law.

Same thing will happen if cory gets elected President, no one will comply with his stupid executive order.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 06, 2019 06:30 PM (JUOKG)

205 hey. just for fun, someone tell me where the Constitution actually says there's a right to vote.

Hah! Trick question!

The various Constitutional Amendments were written to end the prohibition of certain individuals from voting.

At the time, it was the custom of white male property owners to vote and various state laws prohibited it, or at least taxed it. It wasn't until the 14th Amendment where it was recognized that males at least twenty-one years of age and not involved in rebellion or insurrection.

There is nothing in the Constitution that prohibits illegal aliens from voting.

Interesting though, the 14th Amendment could be applied to prohibiting members of #Resist from voting.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 06, 2019 06:30 PM (lD3vL)

206 I wasn't sure Mueller would go into a interview with Congress or Senate for these reasons, he wouldn't go for the trap he set up for others. Or he will be pulling the 5th alot.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)

207 Cory Booker: Gun Buyers Will Have to Sit and Chat With a Government Informant/Spy Before Buying Guns;

Great. Now do EBT. And SNAP. Quarterly interviews sound about right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

208 I am very sad that white racists are not allowed to discuss their racism openly. Oppression!!

Posted by: Professor Kodos at May 06, 2019 06:30 PM (RX/Vn)

209
I wasn't sure Mueller would go into a interview with Congress or Senate
for these reasons, he wouldn't go for the trap he set up for others. Or
he will be pulling the 5th alot.
***

The optics of that would be....pudding cup inducing.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2019 06:31 PM (cRkMZ)

210 the 2nd Amendment says "shall not be infringed", but it clearly implies that it can be ignored.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 06, 2019 06:31 PM (ZqRa6)

211 Yeah, I won't do it.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 06:31 PM (90T4r)

212 It's against the law to lie to Congress.

There's no law against Congress lying to anyone.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 06, 2019 06:29 PM (BD/yx)

That jail still ain't found me.

Posted by: Eric Holder at May 06, 2019 06:31 PM (OE84+)

213 Wait, we're having a First Amendment discussion now?

Because I think lots of people are idiots, but if they want to say idiotic sh*t they're still free to do it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:32 PM (uTPtJ)

214 Spartacus? No.
Xerxes? Maybe.

https://tinyurl.com/yyo6atxb

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2019 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

215 And if the Dems win in 2020, and he is not the nominee, they will appoint him Gun ~~Czar~~ Czarina.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

216 Some states maintain the second amendment is all anyone needs, concerning firearms. I agree .

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 06:32 PM (90T4r)

217 Xerxes? Maybe.

___

I don't want the hell that movie 300 was about but it made me feel funny in a very good way.

Posted by: Cory Booker at May 06, 2019 06:33 PM (cRkMZ)

218 It's against the law to lie to Congress.

What about Barky's State of the Union addresses?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

219 Wait, we're having a First Amendment discussion now?

I think if the Constitution had a Fist Amendment-

that would clear up a lot of these problems fairly quickly.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)

220 Some states maintain the second amendment is all anyone needs, concerning firearms. I agree .
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2019 06:32 PM (90T4r)

From many, one.

Posted by: golfman at May 06, 2019 06:33 PM (OE84+)

221 I don't want the hell that movie 300 was about but it made me feel funny in a very good way.
Posted by: Cory Booker at May 06, 2019 06:33 PM (cRkMZ)

Greek culture vulture. At least, some parts of Greek culture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

222 Just last week, hubby bought an AR 15 just because some day, some people might not let him.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 06:34 PM (XROPS)

223 Because I think lots of people are idiots, but if they want to say idiotic sh*t they're still free to do it.

Contrary to popular belief, the movie Idiocracy is not a sci-fi, futuristic movie parody. It is a documentary. Just look around at your fellow citizens and you'll see that I'm right.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 06, 2019 06:34 PM (jqzUb)

224 Many people, including Obama and SCOTUS Kennedy, believe the 14th Amendment trumps all

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 06, 2019 06:34 PM (nMaPl)

225 In blue states/cities, there are regulations that require a certain amount of any new housing has freebies for the homeless/poor.

Put that housing right in the middle of the poshest area in town.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:35 PM (YqDXo)

226 In blue states/cities, there are regulations that require a certain amount of any new housing has freebies for the homeless/poor.

---

Like financial aid for college.

Parents take big vacations every year, drive new cars, and not have a penny to their name? Here's free college.

Parents live a frugal lifestyle, drive used cars, and try to plan for their future? LOL get f*cked. Oh, and tell your parents they're expected to pay $10K per year even if you get some sort of financial aid.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:35 PM (uTPtJ)

227 >>Booker's eye bulges are bad acting.

Scott Adams speculated that the bulging eyes of Booker and AOC is when they're telling a big lie, so they're trying to emphasize with their eyes - like, really believe me when I say this!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 06:36 PM (W+vEI)

228 >>Barr won't get sandbagged. He sees it coming

The main reason Barr objected to the House hearing is because the Democrats wanted to turn the questioning largely over to two leftwing lawyers, Norm Eisen and Barry Berke.

If you read this article which they started in October 2017 and then updated in November 2018 you will see why. It's always been about obstruction. Democrats new they were going to go this route since the fall of 2017.

https://tinyurl.com/y3rtfkb8

I think he's seen a lot coming for a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 06:36 PM (/tuJf)

229 57 Start in inner-city Baltimore, Corey. Prove to me it can work. Then we'll talk.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

Door to door search.

Oh, and please put it on PPV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

230
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:36 PM (KCxzN)

231 223 Because I think lots of people are idiots, but if they want to say idiotic sh*t they're still free to do it.

Contrary to popular belief, the movie Idiocracy is not a sci-fi, futuristic movie parody. It is a documentary. Just look around at your fellow citizens and you'll see that I'm right.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 06, 2019 06:34 PM (jqzUb)

Except that the worst idiots out there aren't having bunches of babies. So Idiocracy gets it all sort of backwards.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 06, 2019 06:37 PM (BD/yx)

232 Barr is simply following the Law.

Congress can fuss and piss themselves all they want. They can't (further) negate the 2016 Election.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 06:37 PM (2+NQv)

233 "Let's not exaggerate what this is," Booker said. "This is actually really simple. We do it for passports, we do it for TSA pre-check, we do it for people that are driving cars."

***
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

My favorite Constitutional amendment is the one that guarantees everyone a right to TSA Pre-check.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 06:37 PM (XROPS)

234 Like financial aid for college.

Parents take big vacations every year, drive new cars, and not have a penny to their name? Here's free college.

Parents live a frugal lifestyle, drive used cars, and try to plan for their future? LOL get f*cked. Oh, and tell your parents they're expected to pay $10K per year even if you get some sort of financial aid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:35 PM (uTPtJ)

Infuriating, isn't it? Those policies are an incitement to be lousy at handling your own money. Also, everyone else's.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

235 http://bit.ly/2WoAxm0
********
Former FBI translator - who joined CAIR in an attempt to shut down terror screening database - charged with obstructing terror investigation - TheBlaze

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (BqBId)

236 227
>>Booker's eye bulges are bad acting.

He's got a touch of Marty Feldman going on too.

Posted by: dartist at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (K22Va)

237 Just last week, hubby bought an AR 15 just because some day, some people might not let him.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 06:34 PM (XROPS)

Congratulations! Be sure to get yourself some range time with it too. It's a good idea to know your way around one, if you don't already, and besides, they're just lots of fun.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (RHDdi)

238 In Dimocrat World, rights are crimes and crimes are rights.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (/Njku)

239 It's the same thing as the Twitter clapping emojis and the separating every word with a period thing. They can't actually speak emotively or say anything intelligent or noteworthy, so they rely on stupid little tricks and cheats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (Ct55T)

240 Hello, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (RHDdi)

241 Barr needs to find the equivalent to printing 30,000 emails to fulfill nadlers request.
Although sending a letter that says

Dear Hon Nadler,
LOL get fucked
Respectfully,
AG Barr.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (dNzKv)

242 Infuriating, isn't it? Those policies are an incitement to be lousy at handling your own money. Also, everyone else's.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

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We had a discussion last week and I started looking into it because my daughter will be there before we know it, and it was mind blowing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (uTPtJ)

243 My favorite Constitutional amendment is the one that guarantees everyone a right to TSA Pre-check.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 06:37 PM (XROPS)
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That must have been what was up in Atlanta last night.

"Everybody is TSA-Precheck, today!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2019 06:38 PM (vDqXW)

244 See, this is what tips you off that they're evil, and not just stupid;

"Booker's proposal would, among other things, force Americans to have a
sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to
purchase a firearm."

They know damn well that an in person interview looking for demographics you don't want to do something is the most effective way to keep them from doing that something; in this case, they don't want their political opponents to be armed.

It would work pretty damn well to screen people for that particular purpose. Same way Israeli airport screening is damn effective and filtering out hostiles with a high dirka-dirka-boom coefficient.

Conversely, this is why we have TSA clowns instead of real airport security - it's not supposed to be effective, it's supposed to be visible and PC.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 06, 2019 06:39 PM (67XdO)

245 >>>Booker's eye bulges are bad acting.

He's got a Grave Disese.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 06:39 PM (2+NQv)

246 Great. Now do EBT. And SNAP. Quarterly interviews sound about right.

That is part of the Weird Simple Trick to save trillions in entitlement payments.

For a period of time, each month, require face to face meetings with an officer, bringing along all rent, food, and utility bills to be scanned in.

The monthly frequency will eventually weed out corrupt officials who grift the unqualified recipients to keep the payments going.

But with F2F, the dead, the cartoon characters, the illegal aliens, the family pets, etc. are disqualified and permanently removed from the rolls.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 06, 2019 06:39 PM (lD3vL)

247 Can someone tell Corey that a low-income neighborhood is, by definition, filled with people who work low-income jobs?

When their lot improves one assumes that they move to a higher-income neighborhood.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 06, 2019 06:40 PM (aZNua)

248 162 Birmingham, AL:

"2018 - Of the 99 criminal homicides, 75 of the victims were black males. The rest of the breakdown is 14 black females, five white females, four white males and one Hispanic male.

In 85 of the cases, the suspects are black males. Four other suspects are black females, followed by one white female and one Hispanic male"

https://bit.ly/2J3izlW

Notice what's missing?

100 homicides, and not one single white male on the list.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:23 PM (uTPtJ)

Clearly a case of racist cops racially profiling. Also, females generally and white females in particular are under-represented. We need programs to induce them to murder more people, since I'm reliably informed that such statistics should accurately reflect the population.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

249 Yeah Barr seems like a very solid, and unflappable, AG. Good qualities at the moment. I wonder if the Espionage Act scandal will be revisited (legally) - seems Horowitz cemented that disgrace into DOJ/FBI's legacy. Also wonder if Barr will confront the yuuge but virtually ignored internal process scandal - appointment of a SC to begin with.

Leaving aside the SC's performance (itself a scandal, based on what we've seen, and know). I hope Nunes et al keep up with the systematic dissection of what seems to be a very artless Mueller job of ignoring almost all the actually pertinent matters as defined by the (illegitimate) original scope memo.

As for the 2nd amendment, it's effectively a dead letter, serves mostly as a clear example of the lawlessness of the judiciary so brazen that even legal cult members can recognize it. Amendment is extremely short, clear, and is among the most categorical bits of language in the constitution. Yet its trampled with impunity. Lawlessness and bad faith renders the judiciary effectively an illegitimate branch, even within its legitimate (tiny) scope of authority.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2019 06:40 PM (QDnY+)

250 98 I don't remember having an interview for my driver's license.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)
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No passport, drivers license or TSA Pre-check status are rights.

Blatantly clueless.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2019 06:13 PM (vDqXW)

He's gaslighting.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

251 Here's 98% of Mueller's answers to Congress:

I can't discuss that
Please see the report for the answer to that
My response to that is in the report
That was beyond the scope of the investigation
You will have to ask ____about that.
I do not have an opinion on that

He's a rat in a trap and he knows it

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 06, 2019 06:41 PM (TN1P5)

252 My favorite part of the constitution is where is says the right of the people to say "LOL get fucked" to the government shall not be infringed. That Jefferson was a visionary, I tell you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:41 PM (dNzKv)

253 here are regulations that require a certain amount of any new housing has freebies for the homeless/poor.

Put that housing right in the middle of the poshest area in town.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at M

they already do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2019 06:42 PM (MTjB1)

254 >>He's gaslighting.

This is Cory Booker we're talking about. I'm going with clueless.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

255 I'm thinking that among Dems this dude is an intellectual giant!

**sarc**

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2019 06:42 PM (0tfLf)

256 My response to that is in the redacted portion of the report, you will have to ask AG Barr about that.

More likely.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 06:43 PM (dNzKv)

257 Stuff like this reinforces my belief that they've given up trying to persuade and want to gain power only by fraud and force.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 06, 2019 06:43 PM (0V/8D)

258 Booker: "Americans are struggling. Their wages are too low ... for the last four decades, I don't think they've budged that much..."

And that's why we need open borders with millions more strugglers with even lesser education, assets, shared history, or legacy.

See, I'm smart. S-M-R-T. I'm not dumb like everyone says.

Posted by: Cory Booker, Stupid Emeritus at May 06, 2019 06:43 PM (6eEQ+)

259
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:43 PM (KCxzN)

260 they already do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2019 06:42 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah, I guess they would, now that I think about it. Put the predators in amongst the prey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

261 I just love me some men folks...

Posted by: Cory 'big bush' Booker at May 06, 2019 06:43 PM (yhf6w)

262 He's gaslighting.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)
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Playing to the lofos.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2019 06:44 PM (vDqXW)

263 >>Booker: "Americans are struggling. Their wages are too low ... for the last four decades, I don't think they've budged that much..."

You don't think looking those numbers up before making this claim might be a good idea, Senator?

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 06:44 PM (2+NQv)

264 Do I have to have individual interviews for the 50+ guns I lost in the canoe accident?

Posted by: Cosda at May 06, 2019 06:44 PM (HWMSH)

265 Booker: "Americans are struggling. Their wages are too low ... for the last four decades, I don't think they've budged that much..."

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Wait, tell me again who is putting billions of dollars into the money supply and making those wages worth less and less every year?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:44 PM (uTPtJ)

266 Here is my questoin for mueller:

So mr mueller you really think it was a good move to hire 12 angry dems to investigate PDT and still have it appear impartial? Or are you a fuckin idiot?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 06:44 PM (bim/x)

267 Just last week, hubby bought an AR 15 just because some day, some people might not let him.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 06:34 PM (XROPS)

Nice!.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

268 PA State Rep offered a reward for the ID of teens praying outside an abortion clinic:
https://tinyurl.com/y4ztz822

But not incitement...

Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at May 06, 2019 06:45 PM (wR64M)

269 1. What does this mean? : . "And, by the way, that housing isn't reflected in any of my family,"

2. Last time I bought a gun in NJ, you needed 3 character reference letters from prominent members of community and approval by chief of police (which may include interview.) plus fbi fingerprint search, state mental health check, local fingerprint check, 3 money orders,.....

3. This is the dem strategy of telling people a lot of crap and letting them pick and chose their own grievance from the salad bar. They contradict themselves since dem voters are illogical idiots.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 06, 2019 06:45 PM (LWu6U)

270 >>The main reason Barr objected to the House hearing is because the Democrats wanted to turn the questioning largely over to two leftwing lawyers, Norm Eisen and Barry Berke.

Interesting.

It also has never been done in last 206 years.
No reason Barr has to endure questions from people who have never had the authority to grill an AG in the past.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 06:45 PM (W+vEI)

271 Here's 98% of Mueller's answers to Congress:

I can't discuss that

Please see the report for the answer to that

My response to that is in the report

That was beyond the scope of the investigation

You will have to ask ____about that.

I do not have an opinion on that

He's a rat in a trap and he knows it

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 06, 2019 06:41 PM

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He can't "go out of his lane" if he does testify and some of the Republicans will try and lay a perjury trap for him. Pretty sure AG Barr will give some members of the Judiciary Committee copies of the notes he took during those phone calls with meuller.

I doubt he will agree to testify and if he does it will be like you say......non-answers to every question. He is literally in a no win situation if he agrees to testify.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 06, 2019 06:45 PM (JUOKG)

272 It's NOT a shared reovery, Corey? Lowest unemployment rates for blacks, hispanics, Asians ever, Asians at around 2%, and thats not shared?

They need to pin bad stuff on Trump for 2020, and bless their little shriveled hearts, the guy is just not cooperating.

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 06:45 PM (hvf9s)

273 Yeah, I guess they would, now that I think about it. Put the predators in amongst the prey.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at M

not so sure it is that bad. nearly every new building in ny has an 80/20 requirement. the 20 being low income housing.

you know, one buy built the 80/20 requirement required to get zoned, however, he made it so the 20 had to use a different entrance than the 80. the 80 was all marble and chandeliers, the 20 was less.

the 20 were incensed, you would have thought someone have given them muffins without the tops or something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2019 06:46 PM (MTjB1)

274 if he's the same guy who yelled at the sweet little lady, he needs to go down.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 06:46 PM (5mXFv)

275 >>Stuff like this reinforces my belief that they've given up trying to persuade and want to gain power only by fraud and force.

Yes.
They tore off the masks after Trump won.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2019 06:46 PM (W+vEI)

276 Way, way too many people who are not moonbats have been coasting along enjoying the benefits of others being armed without being armed themselves.

Most of those people really need to get a rifle, and a handgun, half decent instruction on how to use them, and at least 1k rounds and, say, 8 mags for each (keep half a dozen loaded). At typical retail prices is is about $2300, if you're getting basic modern equipment.

Get some form of workable radios. Get a serviceable light for every weapon; they can be had for about $100 a go.

If you still have money after that, do the rifle/pistol/mags/1k each thing again.

And if you have a boat, an RV, or a lake house, you can most likely afford a PVS-14 and an IR laser.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (67XdO)

277 Well said, Ace. Particularly the last sentence.

Posted by: mnw at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Cssks)

278 In blue states/cities, there are regulations that require a certain amount of any new housing has freebies for the homeless/poor.

Put that housing right in the middle of the poshest area in town.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:35 PM (YqDXo)
-----------------------------------

Sometimes they do in fact put hardcore homeless in extremely high end housing, at least in Chicago. Chicago Housing Authority has a program that pays thousands per month per apartment in luxury high rise buildings.

The welfare residents in those buildings behave exactly as expected, and the good liberals paying market rate find a million reasons why the bad behavior isn't the fault of the people committing the bad behavior.

I think there was a thread about a similar program in Washington D.C., where a nice historically significant apartment building is being turned to a public housing dump through a similar program.

Posted by: Boots at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (e9omi)

279 It's bizarre to realize the (D)s are trying to get the blacks back in line after a good economy helped them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (uTPtJ)

280 Many D Congresscritters deludedly believe that Mueller's report indicts Trump, has f only you read it right, or get to see the redactions or the "underlying evidence."

So they're going to ask Mueller questions he can't or won't answer. Mueller and Weismann instead wanted these Ds to pick up the ball and run with it

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (nMaPl)

281 Spartacus, my answer is measured in grains.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

282 . Last time I bought a gun in NJ, you needed 3 character reference letters from prominent members of community and approval by chief of police (which may include interview.) plus fbi fingerprint search, state mental health check, local fingerprint check, 3 money orders,.....

No interview, no state mental health check. FBI fingerprint check yes. They ask you on questioner if you have ever been in the nut house. The fee is very little.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (bim/x)

283
smh

why does the Claire Wolf quote keep running through my head?

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (KCxzN)

284 @53
He also was part of regime that bombed 7 countries and started 3 wars, and is a large reason why there is a migrant crisis in Europe while Trump has bombed exactly zero.

So by all rights Trump can call Biden a warmonger and the left will have to eat it.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 06, 2019 06:48 PM (qxq6t)

285 162 Birmingham, AL:

"2018 - Of the 99 criminal homicides, 75 of the victims were black males. The rest of the breakdown is 14 black females, five white females, four white males and one Hispanic male.

In 85 of the cases, the suspects are black males. Four other suspects are black females, followed by one white female and one Hispanic male"

https://bit.ly/2J3izlW

Notice what's missing?

100 homicides, and not one single white male on the list.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:23 PM (uTPtJ)

Another example, this time from LA: https://tinyurl.com/y4ukpf6d

Lopsided demographics? You betcha.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

286 >>>Booker's proposal would, among other things, force Americans to have a

sit-down interview with a federal government employee in order to

purchase a firearm<<<

Hmm. Yet a fourteen-year old girl can have an abortion at Planned Parenthood without her parents' consent.

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2019 06:49 PM (LuPts)

287 13 You'll see America register gays before they register guns.
Posted by: trev006 at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (OnEJV)

Give us a call, we already have everyone sorted out.

Posted by: Google Algorithm at May 06, 2019 06:50 PM (sy5kK)

288 Having a second gay black president isn't much of a milestone. What else can Booker claim to make him a historic first?

Posted by: Cheeky Gestureton at May 06, 2019 06:50 PM (IAGvD)

289 Nevergiveup

in NJ?

have they relaxed things since I fled.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 06, 2019 06:50 PM (LWu6U)

290 you know, it was illegal to give firewater to some, maybe we need some similar law about giving firesticks to some.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2019 06:50 PM (MTjB1)

291 268 PA State Rep offered a reward for the ID of teens praying outside an abortion clinic:
https://tinyurl.com/y4ztz822

But not incitement...
Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll

Pennsylvania's first openly gay congresscritter. His district is in Philly somewhere. Same guy harassed some elderly lady praying outside a PP 'clinic'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2019 06:51 PM (7HViv)

292 if he's the same guy who yelled at the sweet little lady, he needs to go down.
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 06:46 PM (5mXFv)

Same guy - this was from a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at May 06, 2019 06:51 PM (wR64M)

293
ot: what's the linux equivalent of "notepad" called?

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:51 PM (KCxzN)

294 Say, what is the FBI standard-issue sidearm? Might be some coming onto the market?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 06, 2019 06:51 PM (Vuy5X)

295 Nevergiveup

in NJ?

have they relaxed things since I fled.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 06, 2019 06:50 PM (LWu6U)

Pretty much always been that way...you only need an interview for a carry permit. And ya ain't getting that anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 06:52 PM (bim/x)

296 280 Many D Congresscritters deludedly believe that Mueller's report indicts Trump, has f only you read it right, or get to see the redactions or the "underlying evidence."

sounds like a market window for a "protocols of the colluders with trump"...

Posted by: Pooty Poot at May 06, 2019 06:52 PM (sGtp+)

297 why does the Claire Wolf quote keep running through my head?
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (KCxzN)

Think about this: that quote was old enough to vote in 2014.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 06:52 PM (RHDdi)

298 Hmm. Yet a fourteen-year old girl can have an abortion at Planned Parenthood without her parents' consent.

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2019 06:49 PM

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Or knowledge. The aren't required to inform the minor child's parents that she had an invasive medical procedure done or report that she had possibly been potential statutorily raped to get pregnant in the first place.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 06, 2019 06:52 PM (JUOKG)

299 79 Booker-- more stupid, or more evil?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

Same as In-and-Out Burgers.

The Double-Double.

Posted by: Google Algorithm at May 06, 2019 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

300 If Mueller says anything contrary to what he said to AG Barr, Barr will have grounds to burn Mueller to the ground and criminally prosecute him. Mueller is a Deep State apparatchik but not stupid.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 06, 2019 06:22 PM (5Yee7)

Mr. Mueller, as you come before the committee, make yourself acquainted with Mr. Rock and Mr. Hardplace.

Posted by: Braenyard - US should impose 12 mile extra-territorial jurisdiction at the Mexican border at May 06, 2019 06:52 PM (ZS+GP)

301 ot: what's the linux equivalent of "notepad" called?

kate for kde desktop. but there are others.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 06, 2019 06:52 PM (LWu6U)

302 >>> here are regulations that require a certain amount of any new housing has freebies for the homeless/poor. Put that housing right in the middle of the poshest area in town. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at M

WaPo had a story about this last week. Posh DC apartments have to have affordable housing, with mixed results. Author tried to gloss over the bad, but cime up significantly, drugs, feces in the stairwell, mentally disturbed new residents crying and screaming in the middle of the night.

To quote Black Panther, "they bring their problems with them."

I want everyone to have a better life and a chance to reach their potential. Not sure the right way to do that, except don't hand the answers to the libs to solve.

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 06:53 PM (hvf9s)

303 WaPo had a story about this last week. Posh DC apartments have to have affordable housing, with mixed results.

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It will work if only the right people are in charge.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 06:54 PM (uTPtJ)

304 ot: what's the linux equivalent of "notepad" called?
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:51 PM (KCxzN)

RasPi? Leafpad.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 06:54 PM (RHDdi)

305 I want everyone to have a better life and a chance to reach their potential.

Maybe they already HAVE reached their potential.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

306 he's a creep and full of it.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 06:54 PM (5mXFv)

307 Is this the fella that has a target ring tattooed around his bung hole?

Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2019 06:55 PM (FO3dJ)

308 AltonJackson: "ot: what's the linux equivalent of 'notepad' called?"

ed, editor, xed

There's probably a zillion others depending on distro.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 06:55 PM (6eEQ+)

309 Wonder if any GOP rep will ask Mueller how all the hinkiness in the underlying C-I "investigation" did not constitute a "matter arising" from his investigation, but old tax evasion and novelty FARA registration cases did? Was he penned in by the later scope memos? He certainly was aware of the problem - he had to dump Strzok due to that idiot's proven lack of professionalism and specifically anti-Trump animus.

By mid-May, there may be a list of humiliating questions to ask about his report's problems. The sleuths going over everything with a fine-toothed comb keep finding new problems.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2019 06:55 PM (QDnY+)

310 Everyone of the 20 are trying to out Left each other. The call for gulags are just the start.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 06:55 PM (BbGew)

311
We need programs to induce them to murder more people, since I'm reliably informed that such statistics should accurately reflect the population.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Disparate impact!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2019 06:55 PM (aKsyK)

312 Booker: "Americans are struggling. Their wages are too low ... for the last four decades, I don't think they've budged that much..."

You don't think looking those numbers up before making this claim might be a good idea, Senator?
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2019 06:44 PM (2+NQv)

Exactly. "...I don't think..." is the only truthful thing he said.

Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (XROPS)

313 Sorry, Sparty, but what you want to do is illegal as all hell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (HaL55)

314 he's the same guy who yelled at the sweet little lady, he needs to go down.
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 06, 2019 06:46 PM (5mXFv)
*******
He already does

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (BqBId)

315 293 ot: what's the linux equivalent of "notepad" called?

vi

Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (v3pYe)

316 The call for gulags are just the start.
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 06:55 PM (BbGew)

The first step was declaring us all deplorables..but hey I never got my deplorable tee shirt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (bim/x)

317 I mean, the correct answer is "vim or GTFO" but if it's a raspi then it should come with leafpad.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (RHDdi)

318 Booker: "Americans are struggling.

He means "Democrats are struggling."

But to call them Americans is a stretch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

319
Think about this: that quote was old enough to vote in 2014.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 06:52 PM

yeah, I know.

it's like listening to Reagan's "A Time For Choosing". It sound like it was written last week; it's from 1964

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:57 PM (KCxzN)

320 our floor had one unit that was a corporate apartment.

the secretary of someone at the corporation was having trouble with an abusive boyfriend so they let her use the apartment for a while.

two days after they let her in guess who shows up with his hefty bag full of clothes?

week of noise complaints, more beatings, they both get the heave ho from corporate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2019 06:57 PM (MTjB1)

321 Joe Bidet's campaign Song -http://bit.ly/2DSEeJ8

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 06, 2019 06:58 PM (BqBId)

322
ubuntu 16.something.something

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:58 PM (KCxzN)

323 Now heaven knows,
anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words writing prose
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today

When most guys today
that women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
Anything goes

Posted by: Braenyard - US should impose 12 mile extra-territorial jurisdiction at the Mexican border at May 06, 2019 06:58 PM (ZS+GP)

324 Booker: "Americans are struggling.

when he said this his main complaint was that he wants them to hold still while he is trying to fuck them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 06, 2019 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

325 >>>Is this the fella that has a target ring tattooed around his bung hole?<<<

Let's just say, when Corey retreats to his Fortress of Solitude, T-Bone comes out to play!

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2019 06:58 PM (LuPts)

326 264 Do I have to have individual interviews for the 50+ guns I lost in the canoe accident?
Posted by: Cosda at May 06, 2019 06:44 PM (HWMSH)

Uh, no.

Because they are lost. Or "lost".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 06:58 PM (sy5kK)

327 283
smh

why does the Claire Wolf quote keep running through my head?
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:47 PM (KCxzN)

There Wolf!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

328 Most of the reports of stolen weapons from federal agents seem to be 9mm or carbines

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 06:59 PM (BbGew)

329 Pander to the base during the primary, pretend to pivot to the center during the general, if elected fill your pockets.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2019 06:59 PM (w/wKz)

330 Anachronda: "vi"

Why don't you just torture the man while you're at it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 06, 2019 06:59 PM (6eEQ+)

331 >>> Maybe they already HAVE reached their potential. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2019 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

I read that and the first thing that popped into my head was my ex, sigh. No one is so broken they can't fix their lives. But they have to try, they have to WANT to. Some people like my ex just give up and don't even want to. I dodged a bullet on that one, sad to say.

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 07:00 PM (hvf9s)

332 vi
Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (v3pYe)
-------------

That's just mean.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 06, 2019 07:00 PM (qC1Sy)

333
To quote Black Panther, "they bring their problems with them."
...............
Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 06:53 PM (hvf9s)

The Black Panther is a Somalian living in Minnesota?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 07:01 PM (sy5kK)

334 vi
Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (v3pYe)
-----------

For what it's worth, it's my favorite editor when I'm scripting but for the casual user?

Might as well commit them now before they have a chance to harm themselves.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 06, 2019 07:01 PM (qC1Sy)

335 ubuntu 16.something.something
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 06:58 PM (KCxzN)

$ sudo aptitude install leafpad

There are elebenty brazillian other editors but that one's light and simple if you just want a notepad.exe clone.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 07:01 PM (RHDdi)

336 Insom!

you're in trouble!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

337 Vi is the devil. Emacs ftw

Posted by: Gman at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (GyfXs)

338 California tried forcing very Blue Huntington Beach to mandate affordable housing and it's in court.

Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (FO3dJ)

339 313 Sorry, Sparty, but what you want to do is illegal as all hell.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (HaL55)

Give me a couple of days.

Posted by: John "it's a TAX" Roberts at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (sy5kK)

340 >>> There Wolf! Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

Booker!!

*horse neighs nervously in the distance*

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (hvf9s)

341 @CNN

Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin refuses to turn over President Trump's taxes to House Democrats

Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2019 07:03 PM (cF8AT)

342 Vi is the devil. Emacs ftw
Posted by: Gman at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (GyfXs)

I will face you on the Field of Honor at the time of your choosing.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 07:03 PM (RHDdi)

343 336 Insom!

you're in trouble!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

I certainty hope so!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

344 >>> Everyone of the 20 are trying to out Left each other. The call for gulags are just the start.

What is circular firing squad for $200, Alex?

Posted by: LizLem at May 06, 2019 07:04 PM (hvf9s)

345 you're in trouble!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)
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Don't encourage him!

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 06, 2019 07:04 PM (qC1Sy)

346 How does the fiercely heterosexual Senator propose to enforce such a law?

What will be the reaction this enforcement will elicit from the population?

Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 06, 2019 07:04 PM (4IZry)

347 *certainly*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

348 have a sit-down interview with a federal government employee

If it's an interview tell the federal government employee they're fired.
If it's an interview the federal government employee will already be dressed for a funeral.

Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2019 07:04 PM (FhXTo)

349 100 That's what fascism is, a boot stomping down on a sandwich, forever.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 06, 2019 06:14 PM (oL9CS)

How did I miss the thread winner in the first reading?

Glad I went back!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

350 What will be the reaction this enforcement will elicit from the population?

A presentation of bunghole, in most cases.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

351 332 vi
Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 06:56 PM (v3pYe)
-------------

That's just mean.

i use it for everything. 'cept cp/m, 'cause i ain't got vi for that. or vms, because i have edt there.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2019 07:05 PM (v3pYe)

352 337 Vi is the devil. Emacs ftw
Posted by: Gman at May 06, 2019 07:02 PM (GyfXs)

-----------------------

Get off my lawn!

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 06, 2019 07:05 PM (qC1Sy)

353
Booker can bring his debate team, I'll bring mine and the survivors can determine if further debate is needed.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 06, 2019 07:05 PM (KATBx)

354
Booker's rickety little brain is chuffa-chuffa-chuffa-ing around his one track (fiercely heterosexual) mind.

The Preznintin' job's beyond you, doofus. Bow out gracefully while you still can.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2019 07:05 PM (pNxlR)

355 11 I think we should have politicians sit and have a conversation with gun owners.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM (xSo9G)

Please insert between "sit" and "and": "down range".

Thank you.

Posted by: RI Red at May 06, 2019 07:05 PM (IKr51)

356 If elected, my first executive order would be to dissolve the Electoral College....

Posted by: Dems, probably at May 06, 2019 07:06 PM (vDqXW)

357 vi isubiquitous.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

358 format fail

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

359 What will be the reaction this enforcement will elicit from the population?

A presentation of bunghole, in most cases.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Sounds right up his alley.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 06, 2019 07:07 PM (gkstg)

360 280 "Mueller and Weismann instead wanted these Ds to pick up the ball and run with it"

Mueller's team has got to be guilty of hundreds of counts of prosecutorial misconduct, and that's after the conspiracies to commit sedition and obstruct justice, The whole lot should go on a permanent all-expenses-paid Caribbean vacation.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 06, 2019 07:07 PM (Vuy5X)

361 350 What will be the reaction this enforcement will elicit from the population?

A presentation of bunghole, in most cases.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

Exactly!

Posted by: Cory Spartacus at May 06, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

362 The whole lot should go on a permanent all-expenses-paid Caribbean vacation.

Air Pinochet has flights leaving hourly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

363 Obtain a mark that allows you to buy and sell.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 06, 2019 06:18 PM (BD/yx)

666?

Posted by: Grannymimi at May 06, 2019 07:08 PM (u5LFV)

364 @CNN

Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin refuses to turn over President Trump's taxes to House Democrats
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2019 07:03 PM (cF8AT)

Hawaiian Judge Pakalolo said House Dems had ill intent.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 06, 2019 07:08 PM (1g7ch)

365 vi isubiquitous.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

$blli :wq

(ftfy)

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 07:09 PM (RHDdi)

366 60 BATF, "Ms. Puma we notice you have firearms, can you please visit our offices for a discussion?"

"Sure, I'll bring a lawyer."
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (gIEG2)

Please to replace "a lawyer" with "some of my firearms".
Thank you.

Posted by: RI Red at May 06, 2019 07:10 PM (IKr51)

367 Mono labia

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2019 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

368 367 Mono labia
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2019 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

If there's only one wouldn't it be "mono labium"?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

369 "Wages are too low... for the last four decades."
He literally just stated that Reagan is responsible for poor wages. That the president who stopped double digit inflation is responsible for people being poor.

Posted by: junior at May 06, 2019 07:11 PM (U4sHQ)

370 I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM

This.

Posted by: Hank Johnson & Cynthia McKinney at May 06, 2019 07:12 PM (nIiI+)

371 How do their heads not explode?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (T09ml)

372
Shitt Romney and other Republican Shits were at the White House today to rub elbows with Tiger Woods?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (zyiet)

373 vi isubiquitous.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 07:06 PM

Emacs > vi

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (nIiI+)

374 Insomniac

You are correct. But the joke is better this way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

375
Anna Puma: they're having a collection of Corsairs at the air show @ Willow Run in August

yankeeairmuseum.org/airshow/

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (KCxzN)

376 370 I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM

This.
Posted by: Hank Johnson & Cynthia McKinney at May 06, 2019 07:12 PM (nIiI+)

But who does the testing?

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 07:14 PM (ysOGz)

377 I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM
---
Fuck you!

Posted by: Crazie Hirono at May 06, 2019 07:14 PM (vDqXW)

378 374 Insomniac

You are correct. But the joke is better this way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

Right you are. Carry on and carpe cunnum.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

379 371 How do their heads not explode?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (T09ml)

I'm cracking up, here.
This would be a great line for PDT.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 07:14 PM (ysOGz)

380 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 46%
Sanders 14%
Buttigieg 8%
Warren 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 3%
Gabbard 1%
Castro 1%

Posted by: Ha at May 06, 2019 07:15 PM (MAstk)

381 Emacs > vi
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (nIiI+)

By about twelve gigabytes of swap, yeah.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (RHDdi)

382 380 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 46
Sanders 14
Buttigieg 8
Warren 7
Harris 6
O'Rourke 3
Booker 3
Gabbard 1
Castro 1
Posted by: Ha at May 06, 2019 07:15 PM (MAstk)

Retyped to indicate IQs.

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (ysOGz)

383
I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM

when Maxine Water's Hair finds out about this she's (they're?) gonna be pissed

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (KCxzN)

384 Emacs > vi
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 07:13 PM (nIiI+)
---
ESC+ESC+Ctrl+X+CtrlZ+@+ESC+Ctrl+ESC

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (vDqXW)

385 15 I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.

Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm in the room.

Uh, I got elected. By 63 votes. IQ test now, then the family tree history? You won't have anyone in office with those standards.

Oh. I see.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

386 The time has come for a serious, honest national conversation on commonsense press control.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (T09ml)

387 For all the fascism the Democrats are showing all day on talk radio there is inking talk President Trump isn't going to leave office at the rightful end of his term from Democrats

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (BbGew)

388 You know we'd have to do culturally sensitive IQ tests. High school graduates from state-regulated schools would have to be asked questions about rap or math depending on their *ahem* culture.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 07:17 PM (uTPtJ)

389 387 For all the fascism the Democrats are showing all day on talk radio there is inking talk President Trump isn't going to leave office at the rightful end of his term from Democrats
Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (BbGew)

wut

Posted by: m at May 06, 2019 07:17 PM (ysOGz)

390 The ONLY thing that vi has on offer is that it's on every Unix machine in the galaxy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 07:18 PM (nIiI+)

391 M

Massive fraud. In every Dem controlled area.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2019 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

392 No journalist will ask any other Democrat what they think of Booker's confiscation. Unlike when any Republican says anything journalists ask every other Republican what they think to at least piss off some fraction of the possible electorate. They won't touch this.

Posted by: BananaDream at May 06, 2019 07:18 PM (YR7aL)

393 383
I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2019 06:03 PM

when Maxine Water's Hair finds out about this she's (they're?) gonna be pissed
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 06, 2019 07:16 PM (KCxzN)

EM-WECHSLER TEST FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 06, 2019 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

394 >>2020 National Democratic Primary:

>>Biden 46
Sanders 14
Buttigieg 8
Warren 7
Harris 6
O'Rourke 3
Booker 3
Gabbard 1
Castro 1

Gillibrand isn't disappointing. I have her first to drop out.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2019 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

395 > Booker knows he can't win the presidency. And he's too dense for anything lower as well. So this is his window to line his pockets while dumb financiers throw money at his charge to the windmills.

Yep. The fringe candidates are only in it to collect loot, especially now that the "consulting" scam used by Shakyerbooty, OCrazyHo's puppetmaster, is more widely known.

You can't pockey campaign donations directly, but it is apparently perfectly legal to set up a for-profit "consulting company" that charges the campaign for "consulting", and then pocket that loot.

Same sweet deal that Oral Roberts figured out with his free bibles and books deal. Collected tax-free donations for the "free books", which then went to a for-profit publisher owned by... Oral Roberts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 06, 2019 07:19 PM (0OWcv)

396 385
15 I think anyone who wants to run for any elected office should have a measurable IQ of over 100.

And be able to throw a baseball.

Posted by: dartist at May 06, 2019 07:19 PM (K22Va)

397 Twelve gigumbites of swamp!

- Hank Johnson

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 07:19 PM (uTPtJ)

398 @CNN

Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin refuses to turn over President Trump's taxes to House Democrats
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2019 07:03 PM (cF8AT)

LOL, get fucked.

Posted by: Steve Mnuchin at May 06, 2019 07:19 PM (7HViv)

399 It's funny, but tax returns seem like they'd be even more private than college transcripts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 06, 2019 07:20 PM (uTPtJ)

400 For all the fascism the Democrats are showing all day on talk radio there is inking talk President Trump isn't going to leave office at the rightful end of his term from Democrats

Simultaneously, they are complaining that Republicans will force them to impeach Trump.

I don't know what the next exit is after insane, batshit incoherence, but it's five exits back.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2019 07:20 PM (Wcb6G)

401 hey Spartacus, you can't buy back what was never yours. I do not care that you call it a weapon of war.
really getting tired of the media allowing these "little fascists" to sprout their anti-Constitution crap with absolutely no push-back.

Posted by: tx32 prisoner at May 06, 2019 07:20 PM (1XtI9)

402 The ONLY thing that vi has on offer is that it's on every Unix machine in the galaxy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 07:18 PM (nIiI+)

The vi O'Reilly book mascot is far superior to the Emacs one.

http://tinyurl.com/y5sfwsen
http://tinyurl.com/y54552m6

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 07:20 PM (RHDdi)

403 They can try to confiscate guns from an Idaho rancher, but they will find out the real meaning of noncompliance

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 07:21 PM (dNzKv)

404 Biden is at 46%? What does anybody see in that geriatric, corrupt, retarded pervert?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 06, 2019 07:22 PM (eAMlh)

405 In so far as the former Preznitz kept every opportunity for economic growth on the sidelines and left American workers and businesses starved for a chance to improve, then yes, Obama built the launchpad for Trump's economic miracle.

Posted by: Downcast at May 06, 2019 07:22 PM (hPIbA)

406 403 They can try to confiscate guns from an Idaho rancher, but they will find out the real meaning of noncompliance
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 06, 2019 07:21 PM (dNzKv)

Heh. They try that shit in a place like Idaho or Wyoming they will get a firsthand lesson in shoot, shovel and shut up.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

407 Cory always says this crazy shit when he's hungry, I'm just gonna whip him up his favorite, Ham, Olive, Mayo and Onion sammich!

Posted by: T Bone at May 06, 2019 07:22 PM (f8dwL)

408 Gillibrand isn't disappointing.
Posted by: JackStraw

I beg to differ.

Posted by: NXIVM recruiter at May 06, 2019 07:23 PM (gkstg)

409 407 Cory always says this crazy shit when he's hungry, I'm just gonna whip him up his favorite, Ham, Olive, Mayo and Onion sammich!
Posted by: T Bone at May 06, 2019 07:22 PM (f8dwL)

The Man-on-Manwich

Posted by: Insomniac at May 06, 2019 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

410 Nood Poles

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2019 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

411 nude black women

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2019 07:23 PM (d7Ww2)

412 Nah. Emacs is far easier. Who the hell wants to have to hit a key to start typing their code. Ctrl-x Ctrl-c to save is better too. Plus you can actually setup confirms for your specific language and it'll don indents and such properly. Which is great for something like python

Posted by: Gman at May 06, 2019 07:24 PM (GyfXs)

413 Biden is at 46%? What does anybody see in that geriatric, corrupt, retarded pervert?

Have you looked at the competition?

He's running against the Star Wars cantina.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2019 07:24 PM (Wcb6G)

414 nood

Posted by: LGoPs at May 06, 2019 07:25 PM (jqzUb)

415 Cory always says this crazy shit when he's hungry, I'm just gonna whip him up his favorite, Ham, Olive, Mayo and Onion sammich!
Posted by: T Bone at May 06, 2019 07:22 PM

I thought he had what's-her-name to handle the sammich-making duties fiercely?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2019 07:26 PM (nIiI+)

416 >>>They can try to confiscate guns from an Idaho rancher, but they will find out the real meaning of noncompliance<<<

They can have mine. With a fist full of cash I'll get more.

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2019 07:26 PM (LuPts)

417 Nah. Emacs is far easier. Who the hell wants to have to hit a key to start typing their code. Ctrl-x Ctrl-c to save is better too. Plus you can actually setup confirms for your specific language and it'll don indents and such properly. Which is great for something like python
Posted by: Gman at May 06, 2019 07:24 PM (GyfXs)

"i". The secret key you have to remember to enter input mode is "i". :wq is write-quit. And :set ai turns on autoindent.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 06, 2019 07:28 PM (RHDdi)

418 AR-15 home abortion kit.
How dare Mr. Booker talk about regulating these!

Posted by: Downcast at May 06, 2019 07:30 PM (hPIbA)

419 Prediction: Mr. Booker will get his very own tumbrel, and personalized gibbet...

...just so he can feel special.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 06, 2019 07:32 PM (W+kMI)

420 If you saw the movie "The Second Civil War"....It all started in Idaho. The Feds trying to bring in "children" from the Middle East and south of the border to populate the state.The rest of the Western States like Montana, Wyoming, etc joined in fighting the Feds.

Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2019 07:39 PM (hHapZ)

421 Has to be a joke about pandas here ... Something about "eats shoots and leaves".
Muldoon, where are you?

Posted by: Erewhown at May 06, 2019 07:42 PM (FDRTI)

422 GeekFight!!

Posted by: DaveA at May 06, 2019 07:50 PM (FhXTo)

423 Have you forgotten doublethink?

Posted by: a bee ee? at May 06, 2019 07:50 PM (WusEB)

424 >>>They can try to confiscate guns from an Idaho rancher, but they will find out the real meaning of noncompliance

They can have mine. With a fist full of cash I'll get more.
Posted by: Fritz
Booker and his ilk don't get that some of my guns came from my dad and other revered ancestors and some were passed on to my siblings and offspring. They hold the memories of animals hunted and days afield and campfire stories. These are priceless. No amount of buyback cash will pry them away or the "assault" rifles that succeeded them.

Posted by: Cosda at May 06, 2019 07:51 PM (HWMSH)

425 Brain fart earlier. Ctrl x ctrl s to save. Ctrl x ctrl c to quit. Honestly though whichever editor you can get used to is going to be best

Posted by: Gman at May 06, 2019 07:51 PM (GyfXs)

426 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's, Gay, Lesbian, and Tri-Gender Reproductive Clinic supports Governor Blooker on gums and making peele sit down first with someone from government.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at May 06, 2019 08:35 PM (qM84C)

427 He's just trying to "Me too!" Swallowswell from a week ago. It's practically the same statement.
And, of course, he (and Swalloswell) are making our point for us so nicely, as to our "need" for our firearms. Precisely so I do NOT have to sit down with someone from the gov't about my natural rights.

Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2019 09:25 PM (7kVu3)

428 155 hey. just for fun, someone tell me where the Constitution actually says there's a right to vote.
*************

Hey, just for fun, try reading the 14th and 15th amendments.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 06, 2019 09:37 PM (WJcbb)

429 14th amendment, Section 2

But when*** the right to vote*** at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the executive and judicial officers of a state, or the members of the legislature thereof,** is denied** to any of the male inhabitants of such state, being twenty-one years of age, **and citizens of the United States**, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such state.

Fifteenth amendment:

The Fifteenth Amendment (Amendment XV) to the United States Constitution prohibits the federal government and each state from denying a citizen the right to vote based on that citizen's "race, color, or previous condition of servitude". It was ratified on February 3, 1870, as the third and last of the Reconstruction Amendments.

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Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 06, 2019 09:47 PM (WJcbb)

430 These folks working minimum wage jobs haven't seen a change in minimum wage in 40 years! Oh you meant when accounted for inflation...well who's in charge of inflation?!?!

Posted by: nglightburn at May 06, 2019 10:03 PM (cVf6Y)

431 Listen, Flaming Asshole, my constitution says you're completely wrong. We have the right to protect ourselves against government MORONS like you.
Fartacuss.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 06, 2019 10:43 PM (xZjSg)

432 Come to my house, I'll blast you in the face as you come down my stairs. No guns? Knife. Big f'in knife.
No knife, bleach, acid, you name it.

No knife or bleach or acid? Club, mace, lawn darts, arrows, explosives, molotov cocktails.

Poisonous gases. Fireworks, spikes.

Try.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 06, 2019 10:47 PM (xZjSg)

433 Listen, Corey. Ever since 9/11/01 we've been watching people blow themselves up, if necessary, to make a point. I don't know how you think taking guns will end this.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 06, 2019 10:49 PM (xZjSg)

434
They should stand, not sit, for that conversation. Makes a bigger target.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2019 06:09 PM (k4dH2)

Blindfold? Cigarette?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 06, 2019 11:57 PM (MwFQu)

435 362 The whole lot should go on a permanent all-expenses-paid Caribbean vacation.

Air Pinochet has flights leaving hourly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 06, 2019 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

About 50 miles southeast of the Key West sea buoy?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 07, 2019 12:07 AM (MwFQu)

436 Cory that notorious heterosexual, thinks he's going to seize the guns of free Americans? Soon as he gets off his knees I think I'll let my six year old daughter bitch slap some sense into him.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 08, 2019 01:59 AM (nRj4F)

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