Report: Iranian Economy Collapsing Due to Trump Sanctions

Iran's economy is on the brink thanks to the Trump administration’s sanctions, according to the International Monetary Fund (IMF).
Iran is in a deep recession, with inflation at roughly 40 percent, the organization said, marking the highest such level since 1980.
The crisis is intensifying a chasm between President Hassan Rouhani's allies and those who oppose diplomatic exchanges with the U.S. government, the Financial Times noted.
And Iran’s problems are expected only to worsen once President Trump's promised sanctions on the leading buyers of the Islamic Republic’s oil take effect. They include Japan, South Korea, Turkey, India and China.

From this twitter exchange about a sad old cuck.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:48 PM

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1 Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 02, 2019 12:58 PM (wA4OO)

2 I'm feeling flush.

Posted by: WisRich at May 02, 2019 12:58 PM (G0vdT)

3 Couldn't happen to a nicer country.

Posted by: Ann at May 02, 2019 12:58 PM (NDO5Q)

4 But the nuclear deal!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 12:58 PM (fuK7c)

5

One can hope.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 12:58 PM (vEIlU)

6 #NotTiredOfWinningYet!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (wA4OO)

7 First, they give us the cash back.

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (25Dt7)

8 What is that? 10 Nobel Peace Prizes for Trump now?
I've lost count.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (vEIlU)

9
You've got red on you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (veoSD)

10 kinda red.

Hey ace, you should peruse the thread downstairs.

it's rather amusing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (d7Ww2)

11 Iran...In My Ass!

Posted by: Still stuck in the previous thread at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

12 7th

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (BqBId)

13 Iranian Economy Collapsing Due to Trump Sanctions

In my ass

Posted by: josephistan at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

14 damn

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (BqBId)

15 Yuge Iranian Links

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (YWUFE)

16 Iran is generally always doing something nefarious, but refresh my memory. What in *particular* are we imposing sanctions for this time?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (BD/yx)

17 Ace, everybody in the last thread is being entertained by a laser pointer. I've let them know you're here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (elsTe)

18 The burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

19 WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?

Do we need to drop some more bombs on those freaks?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (YWUFE)

20
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP WAR TRUMP ISREAL TRUMP WAR TRUMP NAZI TRUMP PEACEFUL ISLAM TRUMP...

*drool pee shart drool seize drool*

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at May 02, 2019 01:01 PM (UFLLM)

21 The burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?
====

Goats and blow don't come cheap.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 02, 2019 01:01 PM (xE7+x)

22 WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?

Do we need to drop some more bombs on those freaks?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (YWUFE)

Send plane with Dolphin and Whale.
In my ass.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:01 PM (gmo/4)

23 "18 The burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4) "

Easy come, easy go !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 02, 2019 01:01 PM (wA4OO)

24 Prince of Persia... In my ass!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 02, 2019 01:02 PM (0O38O)

25 People not liking the lifetime hedonist in charge, therefore making insanely stupid decisions is like real life. But like my boy Bobby B, it's quite obvious King Orange Man is far and away the best leader of the past twenty years, light years ahead of any possible contender, and probably going to be a beloved monarch by the time things are over.

Posted by: trev006 at May 02, 2019 01:02 PM (pZ+Vo)

26 So what'd they spend all that American Obama money on? Obama phones?

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 02, 2019 01:02 PM (7ZQe3)

27 And Iran's problems are expected only to worsen once President Trump's promised sanctions on the leading buyers of the Islamic Republic's oil take effect. They include Japan, South Korea, Turkey, India and China.

Who is left to try to bail them out?
Soros, Clinton, Obama, Hollywood, aka Anti-Trumpers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:03 PM (vEIlU)

28 So the Obama Shit Midas rules still apply.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

29 the International Monetary Fund....in my ass

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)

30 Regime change in Iran and Venezuela with no US troops involved would be glorious

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 02, 2019 01:03 PM (wGbBR)

31 Just in the nick of time. Someone should threaten A Wreck with the barrel

Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:03 PM (X8vlu)

32 16 Iran is generally always doing something nefarious, but refresh my memory. What in *particular* are we imposing sanctions for this time?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (BD/yx)

Who knows?

I think it has something to do with non compliance with Obamas secret nuclear deal, but I think Trump is, like the rest of us, just sick of those assholes in general.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2019 01:03 PM (GBteo)

33 Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead....

In my ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (xfb67)

34 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

35 RED!

Posted by: Henry Mitchell at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (ubV8M)

36 @19
We need to be careful here. Next radiation induced mutation might turn them back into hirohito's minions.

Posted by: Pep at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (UcULa)

37 Just imagine if Trump could get the EU to quit trading with Iran, till they "stand down" on their aggression (not sure specifically what we want ... for them to quit building nukes, quit sponsoring terror?)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (Cus5s)

38
What in *particular* are we imposing sanctions for this time?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (BD/yx)

Being assholes in the first degree.

Plus, I'm thinking that the Golden Scalp Weasel should just randomly impose a year's worth of sanctions on several countries picked out of a hat for no reason at all except "Don't forget, you need us more than we need you, motherfucker".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (veoSD)

39 18 The burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?
Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4)
------------------------------------------
Probably.
But since he shipped it to them in untraceable cash, we can assume the main thing it has been used for is funding terrorism.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (Rxduq)

40 Worst. Puppet. Ever.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (hLRSq)

41 What in *particular* are we imposing sanctions for this time?

Aggravated Dipshittery.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (fuK7c)

42 18 The burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?
Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

That went straight to Hezbollah, I guaran-damn-tee it.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

43 best way around sanctions and inflation is bitcoin

Posted by: Jose at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (V6W16)

44 And Iran's problems are expected only to worsen once President
Trump's promised sanctions on the leading buyers of the Islamic
Republic's oil take effect. They include Japan, South Korea, Turkey,
India and China.

*
*
. . .

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of losers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (elsTe)

45

~~Iran~~ Crude Oil... In My Ass!

~~Iran~~ Oil Sands... In My Ass!

Posted by: Still stuck in the previous thread at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (vEIlU)

46 39 18 The burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?
Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4)
------------------------------------------
Probably.
But since he shipped it to them in untraceable cash, we can assume the main thing it has been used for is funding terrorism.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (Rxduq)

Nah, I'm sure the burn rate for a country that size is yuge.

Money probably got spent within a few weeks, to be honest.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (GBteo)

47 40 Worst. Puppet. Ever.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (hLRSq)

In my ass

Posted by: josephistan at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (7HtZB)

48 First, they give us the cash back.

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2019 12:59 PM (25Dt7)

They're busy squandering it on military adventures and keeping their squalid government going.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

49 >>Just imagine if Trump could get the EU to quit trading with Iran

Never happen. The Euros love themselves some anti-Israeli governments.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (YWUFE)

50 Trump would have given them the cash after treating it with acid, so that it disappeared in six months. Just to screw with them.

Posted by: Pep at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (UcULa)

51 Hiya Insom!

in my.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

52 The Conservative Case for Bailing Out Iran.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2019 01:06 PM (AB9tT)

53 Iran is generally always doing something nefarious, but refresh my memory. What in *particular* are we imposing sanctions for this time?

Posted by: Synova

For being all around douche bags.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:06 PM (W2taJ)

54

NurseR in my ass?

Insom, you little devil...

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at May 02, 2019 01:06 PM (UFLLM)

55 Trump is starving Muslims!

Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2019 01:06 PM (NFEMn)

56 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

Someone's feeling cheeky today!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 02, 2019 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

57 >>That went straight to Hezbollah, I guaran-damn-tee it.

That might be the only negotiating point that Obama/Kerry insisted on.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:06 PM (YWUFE)

58 Hiya Insom!

in my.....
Posted by: nurse ratched

Whoa! TMI.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:06 PM (W2taJ)

59 Never happen. The Euros love themselves some anti-Israeli governments.

Germany will never forgive Israel for the Holocaust.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (0O38O)

60

Rep. Ilhan Omar: U.S. Policies, "Bullying" Have Led To The Devastation In Venezuela

and now Iran.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

61

The Conservative Case for Putting Things in my Ass

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (UFLLM)

62 Iran has forward deployed RNG and other terrorists across the ME and now also in SA. They provide material military support to every terrorist state and rogue actor you can think of. A lot of that activity the RNG and regime profit from, while the average Iranian is getting curb stomped.

I hope the whole thing burns to the ground. F these people, they have so much American blood on their hands its indescribable. But, you know, they were Barky, Vallerie, Hillary and Joe's best buds.

BTW. Anyone in the media asking Sleepy Joe about pallets of cash and his support for a terrorist state? No? I'm shocked.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (VpIIl)

63
WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?

Obama encouraged it for eight years.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (TAmPV)

64 I'm sure Iran is terrible and their doing awful things with their awful economy. Ir's Iran after all.

But I trust the media to lie about whatever is going on in Iran like they do about everything else going on.

Posted by: Crusader Pikachu - Destroy the Heretics at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (jo1QK)

65 >>Rep. Ilhan Omar: U.S. Policies, "Bullying" Have Led To The Devastation In Venezuela

Substitute Goat Vagina says what?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (YWUFE)

66 Venezuela: lots of oil, socialist economy --> economy in a shambles.

Iran: lots of oil, Islamist economy --> economy in a shambles.

USA: lots of oil, capitalist economy --> economy booming.

Really, nothing more need be said.

Posted by: zombie at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (5tb4C)

67 Well alrighty then.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (RrEfc)

68 YES!!

Washington Post, Obama, Rhodes, and Kerry hardest hit.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

69 43 best way around sanctions and inflation is bitcoin
Posted by: Jose at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (V6W16)

Yes, I strongly recommend that they change their entire economy over to bitcoin, right after I set up a server farm.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (RD7QR)

70 >>Rep. Ilhan Omar: U.S. Policies, "Bullying" Have Led To The Devastation In Venezuela

Would love an interviewer to ask her what America does well.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

71 WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?
........

Apparently, sex dolls are made largely with petroleum based products.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

72 MOTHERFUCKER.

Posted by: Ben Rhodes at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (P1AAi)

73 The world's greatest individual funder of terrorism in Iran -- former President DogEater -- hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (WqPYg)

74 51 Hiya Insom!

in my.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

OK...That caused me to, honest to god, spit my drink al over my screen

OMG

Posted by: browndog at May 02, 2019 01:09 PM (bGMOs)

75 I think the sanctions were spurred on by Iran's Proxy war v. Saudi Arabia, in Yemen.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:09 PM (YWUFE)

76 Rep. Ilhan Omar: U.S. Policies, "Bullying" Have Led To The Devastation In Venezuela

and now Iran.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

Rep Omar had her brother - in her ass.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:09 PM (gmo/4)

77 Iranian Economy Collapsing Due to Trump Sanctions

That's an odd movie title.

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2019 01:09 PM (xjiRE)

78 WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?

Do we need to drop some more bombs on those freaks?
Posted by: garrett

................

much closer than buying from us!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (so+oy)

79 *nothing* (in my ass)

/in my ass meme

Can't hurt to try.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (QzJWU)

80 >>>63
WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?

Obama encouraged it for eight years.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (TAmPV)

_______
As the future Shogun of Japan, it's not our fault. The Persians told us there were Pokemon in the oil. Alohan Muks.

Posted by: Crusader Pikachu - Destroy the Heretics at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (jo1QK)

81 Iran still regularly threatens to close the Straits of Hormuz. I read a military analysis yesterday that we could counter that, but it wouldn't be as easy now as it was previously. Said it would take two weeks and we'd lose some ships and planes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (hjaPQ)

82
11 ) In my ass

Me first

Posted by: Shep at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (LilNs)

83 Regime change in Iran and Venezuela with no US troops involved would be glorious

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 02, 2019 01:03 PM (wGbBR)

Thats basically what Sun Tzu preached, that the pinnacle of military success was to capture a city without firing a shot, or words to that effect.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (9Om/r)

84 Rep Omar had her brother - in her ass.
Posted by: Archer

Or she in his.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (W2taJ)

85 OK...That caused me to, honest to god, spit my drink al over my screen

OMG
Posted by: browndog

heh, I'm honored to have brought you laughter.

blessings and prayers to you

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (d7Ww2)

86 "Whoa! TMI."

I was thinking that yesterday or the day before with Insomniac's happy comment about key lime pie, whipped cream, and spankings.

But not in a bad way, more of a "nice to see people enjoying themselves" one.

Even if I was blushing vicariously

Posted by: barbarausa at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (W7IZQ)

87 It's so strange, the concept of a foreign policy centered around the best interests of the United States. I'm sure they never teach that at Harvard.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2019 01:11 PM (hLRSq)

88 Predicting an uptick in incidents between IRG and the US Navy

Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:11 PM (X8vlu)

89 Thanks Nurse...

Posted by: browndog at May 02, 2019 01:11 PM (bGMOs)

90 $500 Gillion of palletized cash....right in Iran's ass.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:11 PM (ymnmz)

91 >>I think the sanctions were spurred on by Iran's Proxy war v. Saudi Arabia, in Yemen.

When Trump pulled out of the Iran deal the sanctions that were on Iran prior to deal snapped back into place.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (/tuJf)

92 Iran still regularly threatens to close the Straits of Hormuz. I read a military analysis yesterday that we could counter that, but it wouldn't be as easy now as it was previously. Said it would take two weeks and we'd lose some ships and planes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

I could open it in one afternoon.

Where's the closest boomer sub?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (W2taJ)

93 88 Predicting an uptick in incidents between IRG and the US Navy
Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:11 PM (X8vlu)

Operation Praying Mantis II: The Droneage

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

94 WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?

Do we need to drop some more bombs on those freaks?
Posted by: garrett

................

much closer than buying from us!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

............

oops! Never mind.. California to Japan is closer than Iran to Japan.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (so+oy)

95 Apparently, something crawled up your'alls ass this Morning?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (YWUFE)

96 If they closed the Straits, Iran would effectively be destroying their entire military and related infrastructure. The response would be quick, and devastating. It would also be over in a week.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (VpIIl)

97 burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?"

Hey, Porsche 918s and La Ferraris are spendy!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (6qErC)

98 >>Never mind.. California to Japan is closer than Iran to Japan.

Alaska should be even closer.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (YWUFE)

99 about key lime pie, whipped cream, and spankings."

Whipped Cream and Other Delights

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:13 PM (6qErC)

100 88
Predicting an uptick in incidents between IRG and the US Navy

Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:11 PM (X8vlu)
Lets hope the ROE are nice and relaxed. Wouldn't be a bad thing to sink a few of their little speedboats to help make a new reef.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2019 01:13 PM (jxbfJ)

101 Orange. Man. Bad.

Posted by: Ayacucklah Cuckmehni at May 02, 2019 01:13 PM (dm05u)

102 Trump designating the IRGC as a terrorist organization puts a crimp in their style too.

They are the main enforcers for the ayatollahs, and control yuge hunks of the economy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 02, 2019 01:13 PM (Z4rgH)

103 Just came home from getting freshly blonded, and was listening to Marie Hairball on Outnumbered. Jeebus, she's getting shriller and more angry.

Like she's afraid or something.

And that response to idiot Kristol's tweet is Everything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

104 I still have tears in my eyes from the last thread.

and it's still going.

holy hell, yall are a demented group of folks. so glad I am a part.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 01:13 PM (d7Ww2)

105 96
If they closed the Straits, Iran would effectively be destroying their
entire military and related infrastructure. The response would be quick,
and devastating. It would also be over in a week.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2019
*
*
. . .

As we used to say in 1979-80, "Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (elsTe)

106 >>Whipped Cream and Other Delights

Clam Dip and Other Delights is the better LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (YWUFE)

107 96
If they closed the Straits, Iran would effectively be destroying their
entire military and related infrastructure. The response would be quick,
and devastating. It would also be over in a week.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (VpIIl)
Not seeing the downside to this except that more taxpayer dollars will be needed to replenish munitions.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (jxbfJ)

108
Never mind.. California to Japan is closer than Iran to Japan.

And Alaska to Japan is even closer

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (TAmPV)

109 Remember economic sanctions are almost just as bad as invasions. That's what Omar says.

When you put economic sanctions on a country and something bad happens in that country, it's like you caused it. Or that's what Omar says.

Democrat's lack of analytical ability wouldn't bother me so much if it was for the 40-50% who ingest it without a thought.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (YOhRS)

110 97 burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?"

Hey, Porsche 918s and La Ferraris are spendy!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (6qErC)

Out of curiosity I checked out the price on a Porsche 918. It can't REALLY be $845,000, can it?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

111 about key lime pie, whipped cream, and spankings."

Whipped Cream and Other Delights
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Afternoon Delight

Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (W2taJ)

112 106
>>Whipped Cream and Other Delights

Clam Dip and Other Delights is the better LP.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (YWUFE)
Just be glad to be invited to the party. Don't need to get all fancy and such.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (jxbfJ)

113 Give us money, infidel dogs!
Pallets of money!

Posted by: Ayacucklah Cuckmehni at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (dm05u)

114 "Sun Tzu preached, that the pinnacle of military success was to capture a city without firing a shot, or words to that effect."

"they" captured DC without firing a shot ... except a few shots at guys like Seth, or using the heart attack gun maybe. lots of early deaths, maybe just the stress of confronting BigCrime.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (Cus5s)

115 19 WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?

Do we need to drop some more bombs on those freaks?
-------------------
Just drop Hirono on them. They will get the message and thank us.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (2LelM)

116 Just came home from getting freshly blonded"

Hmm. Can I get a fresh blond delivered?

/asking for a friend

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (6qErC)

117 Beware Bubba Ho-Trump, eater of souls.

Posted by: James Comey at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (6XgGT)

118

lol

Rush: Mrs Clinton will not take advice and waddle away.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (vEIlU)

119 79 *nothing* (in my ass)

/in my ass meme

Can't hurt to try.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (QzJWU)

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at May 02, 2019 01:16 PM (RU4sa)

120 We have enough aircraft bases and Jet-A within easy striking distance, the bombing would never stop until we ran out of targets.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2019 01:16 PM (VpIIl)

121 110
97 burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?"

Hey, Porsche 918s and La Ferraris are spendy!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:12 PM (6qErC)

Out of curiosity I checked out the price on a Porsche 918. It can't REALLY be $845,000, can it?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)
If I have $845 large, it won't be used for a Porsche. Much more fun and exotic rides are out there within that price range.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2019 01:16 PM (jxbfJ)

122 I keel you!

Posted by: Ayacucklah Cuckmehni at May 02, 2019 01:16 PM (dm05u)

123 Beware Bubba Ho-Trump, eater of souls.
James Comey

Dang, soda all over the screen

Posted by: It's me donna at May 02, 2019 01:16 PM (O2RFr)

124 WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?"

They stopped. Didn't we cover this a month or so ago?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:16 PM (6qErC)

125 Let us hope both this and Venezuela come to a speedy and favorable conclusion. Trying not to get my hopes up to much on account of the failed coup in Turkey a while back.

Posted by: Someguy at May 02, 2019 01:16 PM (mX8Vr)

126 So, when you think about it, Obama the Fag bent over for his European masters who were whining that their shitty products couldn't compete in America.

So Obama the Fag betrayed America and opened up Iran so Europe could sell their shitty products to people who don't know better.

And Trump the Destroyer comes along and says, "lol, get fucked!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 02, 2019 01:17 PM (TN1P5)

127 104 I still have tears in my eyes from the last thread.

and it's still going.

holy hell, yall are a demented group of folks. so glad I am a part.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 01:13 PM (d7Ww2)

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My face hurts.

Posted by: SMH at May 02, 2019 01:17 PM (RU4sa)

128 111 about key lime pie, whipped cream, and spankings."

Whipped Cream and Other Delights
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Afternoon Delight
Posted by: Starland Vocal Band at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (W2taJ)

In my ass

Posted by: Still stuck in the previous thread at May 02, 2019 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

129 Just came home from getting freshly blonded,

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Can't do it. Respect Jane too much. Can't take the easy shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:17 PM (W2taJ)

130 The conservative case for a strong, vibrant Iranian Jihadist economy, by National review

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:17 PM (FiUMj)

131 WTF are the fucking Japanese doing, buying oil from Iran?

Do we need to drop some more bombs on those freaks?

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Just drop Hirono on them. They will get the message and thank us.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 02, 2019 01:15 PM (2LelM)

I think someone dropped Hirono on her head when she was little. She's just not "right."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

132 I bet ubama is on a crying jag over this turn of events in eyeran and begging for his reggie.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2019 01:17 PM (qBNEP)

133 Apparently, something crawled up your'alls ass this Morning?

I didn't feel a thing.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (9t0Zz)

134 Yet another problem made excruciatingly worse by the Obamaclypse.

Posted by: DaveA at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

135 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (IXZGh)

136 60
Rep. Ilhan Omar: U.S. Policies, "Bullying" Have Led To The Devastation In Venezuela

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2019 01:07 PM (aKsyK)
-------------------------
Stupid, filthy POS.
To the extent that the US can be blamed for the situation, it is only Obama's insane "deal" with Cuba that figures in the equation.

I of course have to put quotation marks around the word "deal," given that Obama didn't make real deals where both sides get something. As with Iran, he gave the Castro regime everything they wanted with NO reciprocal concessions. Thus Cuba was free to greatly increase, rather than draw back, its military/secret-police presence in Venezuela.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (Rxduq)

137 And screw Jarrett in particular.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (jUVms)

138 Obama propped them up and tried to give them nukes Trump cuts them down.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (AjVAj)

139 Obama hardest hit. He tried everything in his power to build up the Iranian mullahs in the name of that lodestar leftist dream -- the annihilation of Israel.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (H8QX8)

140 >>I think someone dropped Hirono on her head when she was little. She's just not "right."

Is it me, or does she look EXACTLY like Frankenberry's older sister?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (YWUFE)

141 Much more fun and exotic rides are out there within that price range."

Nope. The 918 rules the land. Half a decade later and it's still mindbending.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:19 PM (6qErC)

142 BombBombBomb
BombBombIran.....

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at May 02, 2019 01:19 PM (IXZGh)

143 Didn't Omar recently talk about how lovely Somalia is? She needs to be sent back. From the rear of a C-130 at altitude, minus a parachute.

Good grief, she's a tiresome, evil POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

144 46 39 18 The burned through all our money that the JEF gave 'em already?
Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4)
------------------------------------------
Probably.
But since he shipped it to them in untraceable cash, we can assume the main thing it has been used for is funding terrorism.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (Rxduq)

___

The money wasn't spent by Iran, it was spent/funneled by Iran's leaders into Swiss, German, and Caribbean accounts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:19 PM (FiUMj)

145 I think someone dropped Hirono on her head when she was little. She's just not "right."
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The Japs in Hawaii are special. Bonsai!

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 02, 2019 01:19 PM (2LelM)

146 >>And screw Jarrett in particular.

It's spelled Garrett, with a "G".

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (/tuJf)

147 Obama wakes up every morning and says to himself:

__ Donald Trump is ruining my legacy
__ My wife is scary

Posted by: Caliban at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (qEujL)

148 Roughly 5% of Japan's crude is supplied by Iran. Most of it comes from the Saudi's, with a growing amount (about 5.7%) coming from Russia.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

149 Does this mean they've already gone through the billions that Baroke Owebama shipped them in the dead of night?

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (IXZGh)

150
As the future Shogun of Japan, it's not our fault. The Persians told us there were Pokemon in the oil. Alohan Muks.
Posted by: Crusader Pikachu - Destroy the Heretics

I have two Shoguns in my home.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (aKsyK)

151 Counter this with Obama's strategy of propping them up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (iXnsK)

152 I still have tears in my eyes from the last thread.

and it's still going.
........

I think they've pretty much shot their wad... in my...

Posted by: Don Lemoan at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

153 >>The 918 rules the land. Half a decade later and it's still mindbending.

It's no 959.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (YWUFE)

154 Just think if Tehran had invested all that money Gaylord gave them in shovel ready jobs instead of explosive ready jobs...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (WXKDr)

155 it was spent/funneled by Iran's leaders into Swiss, German, and Caribbean accounts."

And by "accounts" you mean "high end retailers"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (6qErC)

156 For money, Iran exports terrorism, and get paid for it.

The Cubans have been doing it for years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (sy5kK)

157 Tumbleweeds

Posted by: SMH at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (RU4sa)

158 My thinking is Iran is the punching bag for North Korea's education. Much like California is the punching bag for America's education. Its a no lose situation for Trump.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (2LelM)

159 I think they've pretty much shot their wad... in my...

Posted by: Don Lemoan at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
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Isn't that what's supposed to happen?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (vg8iE)

160 147 Obama wakes up every morning and says to himself:

__ Donald Trump is ruining my legacy
__ My wife is scary
Posted by: Caliban at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (qEujL)

__I fucking love cocaine

Posted by: Alternative three at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

161 Obama wakes up every morning and says to himself:

__ Donald Trump is ruining my legacy
__ My wife is scary
Posted by: Caliban at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (qEujL)

___ Where's Reggie?
___ All of the above.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (IXZGh)

162 And by the way, Persia had an opportunity when they had their 'spring' a while back and that guy ubama stabbed them in the back. I hope that pretty girl that got shot down in the Teheran street haunts his skinny ass every night. Bastage.

Posted by: Eromero at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (qBNEP)

163 >>It's spelled Garrett, with a "G".

That's it. Bring her up to ramming speed, ensign.

We'll take that hippy in the aft!

Posted by: Captain garrett at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (YWUFE)

164 And screw Jarrett in particular.

It's spelled Garrett, with a "G"

I believe he spells it with a small g

Posted by: human at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (0CeRG)

165

Hmmm, what for lunch today?

A soul wrap.
A soul, bacon, lettuce and tomato sammich.
A bowl of dark soul.
A soul salad.
Soul over rice.
MAGA soul braised in KAG...

Thanks dear POTUS.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (vEIlU)

166 The money wasn't spent by Iran, it was spent/funneled by Iran's leaders into Swiss, German, and Caribbean accounts.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Exactly. Two years later? Half the world should be burning if they had used it for terrorism.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (W2taJ)

167 The lower end Porsches may be a tad overrated / price inflated due to the power of the name, but when they go all out on a car (GT, 91

, they make mindblowing stuff.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (oZ6kz)

168 After Life

Posted by: SMH at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (RU4sa)

169 Now do Cuba and Venezuela. heh

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (cCxiu)

170 John Kerry continues his perfect streak of being wrong about everything for 50 years.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (OD2ni)

171 The 918 rules the land. Half a decade later and it's still mindbending.

___

0-60 in negative 3 seconds, I think.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:23 PM (FiUMj)

172 I think the better way to extract concessions from Iran would be airlifting billions in cash in the dead of night.

Posted by: Blago at May 02, 2019 01:23 PM (UfkIY)

173 170 John Kerry continues his perfect streak of being wrong about everything for 50 years.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (OD2ni)

Except ketchup.

Posted by: Caliban at May 02, 2019 01:23 PM (qEujL)

174 Obama wakes up every morning and says to himself:

__ Donald Trump is ruining my legacy

__ My wife is scary

Posted by: Caliban at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (qEujL)

___ Where's Reggie?

___ All of the above.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:21 PM (IXZGh)

___ Where's Reggie?
In his ass of course.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:23 PM (gmo/4)

175 the question isn't whether Kerry and Obama are scum/sellouts, but who is giving them orders ... to give the money, for Kerry to advise Iran (to ignore Trump) ... they are just the pawns.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Cus5s)

176 The lower end Porsches may be a tad overrated"

VWs and Audis?

Agreed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:23 PM (6qErC)

177 We really need to clone Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2019 01:24 PM (FNsjY)

178 ___ Where's Reggie?
In his ass of course.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:23 PM (gmo/4)
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I thought Reggie broke it off....

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2019 01:24 PM (YOhRS)

179 147 Obama wakes up every morning and says to himself:

__ Donald Trump is ruining my legacy
__ My wife is scary

Posted by: Caliban at May 02, 2019 01:20 PM (qEujL)

======

__ Mirror mirror on the wall ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 02, 2019 01:24 PM (WqPYg)

180 >>Obama wakes up every morning and says to himself:

'Damn my ass is sore?'

'I should have married a guy with a smaller dick!'

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:24 PM (YWUFE)

181 We'll take that hippy in the aft!

So, phrasing is right out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 01:24 PM (fuK7c)

182 Air cooled Porsches in good (not great) condition are no in the $40K+ range. There's been a surge in prices for them, nostalgia sells. It's today's version of the 60s muscle cars price craziness that happened in the 90s and 00s.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:24 PM (FiUMj)

183 If you know anyone that watches CNN, first scold them, then laugh at them, then pray for them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (sy5kK)

184 So the bad news is, Obama, at the behest of the Iranian ferret and various financial interests expecting to do business, released 150 billion previously frozen dollars to Iran, including a couple of billion supplied in crates of untraceable cash. In return he agreed to suck their cocks.

The good news is, the Iranian theocracy stole most it like they steal everything else. I should have had more faith in those greasy kleptomaniacs, I don't know why I ever doubted them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (xth7t)

185 I didn't know Frankenberry had an older sister. What kind of cereal did she promote?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (AB9tT)

186 the question isn't whether Kerry and Obama are scum/sellouts, but who is giving them orders ... to give the money, for Kerry to advise Iran (to ignore Trump) ... they are just the pawns.
Posted by: illiniwek

Soros.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (W2taJ)

187
>>I think someone dropped Hirono on her head when she was little. She's just not "right."

She was born in Japan and her family owned and operated a Honolulu bathouse so...

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (TAmPV)

188 Lets hope the ROE are nice and relaxed. Wouldn't be a bad thing to sink a few of their little speedboats to help make a new reef.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

POTUS Barry "I guess it's ok to put one over their bow"

POTUS Orange Man. "Aim a little lower"

Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (X8vlu)

189 175 the question isn't whether Kerry and Obama are scum/sellouts, but who is giving them orders ... to give the money, for Kerry to advise Iran (to ignore Trump) ... they are just the pawns.
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Billionaire fronts for the CIA?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (2LelM)

190 The Twilight of the Gods in my Ass.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (aW5/6)

191 This news made me happy this morning.

Nine Line co-founder and army veteran Daniel Merritt is going to run for Buddy Carter's seat here in the 1st Congressional District.

Buddy decided he wanted to be one of the cool kids and embrace climate change. Screw him.

I'll happily vote for a hero with tours of Iraq and Afghanistan and a Bronze Star to show for it, over pharmacist Carter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

192 It's today's version of the 60s muscle cars price craziness that happened in the 90s and 00s."

Yeah. So someday there'll be a market for a 2013Dodge Dart...

or not.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (6qErC)

193 I always chuckle when people talk about "low end" Porsches. Yeah low, end with a starting price of $60K. It's a car for the peasants, LOL.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (FiUMj)

194 "173 170 John Kerry continues his perfect streak of being wrong about everything for 50 years.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (OD2ni)

Except ketchup.
Posted by: Caliban"

Well you got me there. I wonder if the Heinz kids make him sit at the kiddie table at Thanksgiving. "Shut up Lurch, you money grubbing opportunist."

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (OD2ni)

195 170 John Kerry continues his perfect streak of being wrong about everything for 50 years.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 02, 2019 01:22 PM (OD2ni)

=====

"Here, hold my beer." -- Joe Biden

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (WqPYg)

196 >>177 We really need to clone Trump.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2019 01:24 PM (FNsjY)

The technology will have been perfected by the end of Barron's reign.

Posted by: Zod at May 02, 2019 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)

197 >>So, phrasing is right out.

A boat doesn't have an ass.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:27 PM (YWUFE)

198 Air cooled 911s are pretty slow by today's standard. But there are fewer cars out there that are as much fun to drive on an open road in the mountains.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:27 PM (FiUMj)

199 It's today's version of the 60s muscle cars price craziness that happened in the 90s and 00s."

Yeah. So someday there'll be a market for a 2013Dodge Dart...

or not.
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Still holding on to a cherry '85 Dodge Aires K Car.

It's cherry because it never ran.....

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:27 PM (W2taJ)

200 A boat doesn't have an ass."

Hmm. Neither does Cap'n Marvel.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:28 PM (6qErC)

201 Impeach

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2019 01:28 PM (Or/+p)

202 F*ck me! And my "bestseller."

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at May 02, 2019 01:28 PM (mZp69)

203 Ace - you should check this lil' youtuber out: Soph a/k/a/ lt corbis:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxfkjvfd

*Talia Lavin is now hounding her and her father as Nazis.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (W+vEI)

204 >>Air cooled 911s are pretty slow by today's standard. But there are fewer cars out there that are as much fun to drive on an open road in the mountains.

The only thing they excel at is resale.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (YWUFE)

205 "I always chuckle when people talk about "low end" Porsches. Yeah low, end with a starting price of $60K. It's a car for the peasants, LOL.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (FiUMj)"

Low end compared to a 918. And you should chuckle at Boxsters.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (oZ6kz)

206
I always chuckle when people talk about "low end" Porsches. Yeah low, end with a starting price of $60K. It's a car for the peasants, LOL.

by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (FiUMj)

The peasants Porsche was the Karmann Ghia

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (TAmPV)

207 Just came home from getting freshly blonded,

Posted by: Jane D'oh

---------------------
What's the difference between a blond and a bowl of soup?

You can lick a bowl of soup dry.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (WrMOC)

208 I always chuckle when people talk about "low end" Porsches. Yeah low, end with a starting price of $60K. It's a car for the peasants, LOL.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Why don't they just go buy one with their trust fund?
--Clueless Leftist

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (W2taJ)

209 If you know anyone that watches CNN, first scold them, then laugh at them, then pray for them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (sy5kK)

People in airports are trapped. My husband was laid over in ATL and grabbed a bite in an airport restaurant, and MSDNC was on. He looked at the waitress and said, "Really?" And she just sighed and nodded and said, "You have no idea."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

210 The late evening beheadings are so nice in the early spring in Tehran.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at the cuckshed at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (yhf6w)

211 pretty slow by today's standard"

Everything is slow by today's standards. jr mouse's V 6 turbo F150 4WD will blow every "performance" car of my youth off the road, with better economy and all that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (6qErC)

212
POTUS Barry "I guess it's ok to put one over their bow"

POTUS Orange Man. "Aim a little lower"
Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (X8vlu)

The rules of engagement have been "do not fire unless fired upon" since Top Gun came out in the 80's.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (IXZGh)

213
500,000 children are starving per day!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (BWL+E)

214 I always chuckle when people talk about "low end" Porsches. Yeah low, end with a starting price of $60K. It's a car for the peasants, LOL.

by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:26 PM (FiUMj)

The peasants Porsche was the Karmann Ghia
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Volks Vagon.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (W2taJ)

215 "Air cooled 911s are pretty slow by today's standard. But there are fewer cars out there that are as much fun terrifying to drive on an open road in the mountains."

Posted by: Chris M at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (eAZVt)

216 Low end Porsche?

It was called the VW Karmann Ghia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (WXKDr)

217 A boat doesn't have an ass.

Some did.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galleass

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (xjiRE)

218 >>We really need to clone Trump.

"*ahem*"
-- Don Jr.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (W+vEI)

219
I thought Reggie broke it off....
Posted by: Axeman

https://tinyurl.com/y282jehj

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (aKsyK)

220 That went straight to Hezbollah, I guaran-damn-tee it.

Try Russia.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, #MakeCarcosaGreatAgain at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (Clxcy)

221 My tags no work...

Posted by: Chris M at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (eAZVt)

222 213
500,000 children are starving per day!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (BWL+E)

"Luxury!"

- - Alabama Democrat infanticide-loving state senator

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (zBaqJ)

223 The peasants Porsche was the Karmann Ghia"

"entry level" P-car is a used P-car.

914s for everyone!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (6qErC)

224
A boat doesn't have an ass."

Then how do you explain the poop deck?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (TAmPV)

225 Low end compared to a 918. And you should chuckle at Boxsters.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:29 PM (oZ6kz)

____

Oh right cuz hairdressers buy them. I forgot the rules.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (FiUMj)

226 Ahoy! My wife's genitals are as raw as my right hand... In My Ass!

Posted by: Cap'n Billy Kristol at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (LuPts)

227 Last time I tried to sell my dad's Porsche, I was pretty disappointed at the offers I was getting. Maybe the market is better now.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (oZ6kz)

228
A boat doesn't have an ass.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:27 PM (YWUFE)

-----

Cuck Crusises has one in the captains quarters.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

229 912/914/924 were entry level

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (WXKDr)

230 Low end Porsche?

It was called the VW Karmann Ghia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (WXKDr)

in my ass.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (gmo/4)

231 Stephen Moore withdrew his name from Fed consideration. Thanks to all the RINO NWO tools!

Posted by: kallisto at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (6GiCM)

232 >>Last time I tried to sell my dad's Porsche, I was pretty disappointed at the offers I was getting.

911 ?

They have been crazy strong for the last 5-7 years.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (YWUFE)

233 someone already mentioned this

Rep. Steve Cohen brought a bucket of KFC and a ceramic chicken to the presser to mock the attorney general.

so many jokes here
so many

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (vEIlU)

234 Don't laugh at 914, those things are appreciating like crazy too. They're actually kinda fun cars. No power, but fun to drive.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (FiUMj)

235 "Air cooled 911s are pretty slow by today's standard. But there are fewer cars out there that are as much fun terrifying to drive on an open road in the mountains."
Posted by: Chris M

Stick an air cooled porsche engine in a volkswagon bug and hold on.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (W2taJ)

236 Venuzuela, then Iran, then Cuba. NK is already coming along nicely.

What do you do in a second term as an encore?

Posted by: SteveB at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (3HmoA)

237 Last time I tried to sell my dad's Porsche, I was pretty disappointed at the offers I was getting"

*perks up*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (6qErC)

238 Would love an interviewer to ask her what America does well.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

I'd bet that AOC has a shield around her to prevent that type of question being asked.

Posted by: clutch at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (3U0+G)

239 32 16 Iran is generally always doing something nefarious, but refresh my memory. What in *particular* are we imposing sanctions for this time?Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 02, 2019 01:00 PM (BD/yx)

Being the largest state sponsor of terror? Just spitballing.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (Or/+p)

240 Archer

That was Carmen Gia...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (WXKDr)

241 3 Trumpclones: DJ, Eric and Baron von Barron

The goils are libs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (+/7JY)

242 >> Don't laugh at 914, those things are appreciating like crazy too.

Really? There's one right up the road for sale. Guy can't give it away.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (YWUFE)

243 Low end Porsche?

It was called the VW Karmann Ghia.

My buddy worked his way through college rebuilding 914s. He'd buy three wrecks and get two cars out of them.

Germans called them Volkswagen Porsches.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (fuK7c)

244 Helping Israel? Hurting Iran? This is the stuff of dictators.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (Or/+p)

245
someone already mentioned this

Rep. Steve Cohen brought a bucket of KFC and a ceramic chicken to the presser to mock the attorney general.

so many jokes here

so many

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (vEIlU)

Someone missed a great opportunity to wrap that thing in barbed wire and ram it where the sun doesn't shine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

246 Would love an interviewer to ask her what America does well.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

not banning CAIR

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (vEIlU)

247 912/914/924 were entry level"

Were all fun to drive. Not terribly quick, tho... but what was back then?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (6qErC)

248 227 Last time I tried to sell my dad's Porsche, I was pretty disappointed at the offers I was getting. Maybe the market is better now.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (oZ6kz)

___

What year? Coupe/cab/targa? Condition?

There's a YUUUUUUGE price difference based on stuff like that. Even color can make a big diff.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (FiUMj)

249 "911 ?

They have been crazy strong for the last 5-7 years.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM (YWUFE)"

1985 911 Carrera. Show car with less than 1k miles on it. Last time I tried getting offers, I couldn't get anybody to bite on over $30k. People either wanted 70's or 90's, it seemed.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (oZ6kz)

250

I think its cute when cars think theyre fast.

~ Honda CBR1100 Super Balckbird

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

251 You know what vehicles are starting to bring crazy money?

Broncos and Bl@zers. The full sized ones.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (YWUFE)

252 Someone missed a great opportunity to wrap that thing in barbed wire and ram it where the sun doesn't shine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

or simply ask him what he was doing with that chicken in the first place

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (vEIlU)

253 A boat doesn't have an ass."
Then how do you explain the poop deck?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

The poop deck proves it doesn't have an ass.

If it had an ass, it wouldn't be piling up on the deck, would it?

Posted by: mikeski at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (P1f+c)

254 Really? There's one right up the road for sale. Guy can't give it away.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (YWUFE)

____

What's he asking? Shit, I'll come and get it, lol.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (FiUMj)

255 Top women hockey players threaten boycott,demand changes(literally tens of people are concerned LOL)

https://tinyurl.com/y36q696p

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (AjVAj)

256 Stick an air cooled porsche engine in a volkswagon bug and hold on.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (W2taJ)

Shove a power plant with actual power into the biggest piece of shit known to man and you damn sure better hold on. Right up to the point you die because you put too much power in the biggest piece of shit known to man.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)

257 Germans called them Volkswagen Porsches."

The ROW called them VoPo's (yeah, I know)

Only the USA had VW+Porsche/Audi...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (6qErC)

258 "Billionaire fronts for the CIA?"Posted by: Puddin Head

or Soros as rickl said ... or the oligarchs and globalists that run the world from their CFR meetings, and the 2Big2Fail/Jail banks out of London ...

it does seem our heads of DeepState are everywhere ... like HailHydra secret handshakes and all. They are "The Resistance". NWO thing is real, they have the IMF/BIS monetary systems ready, their own meetings ... so far none of the Resistance is going to prison, just Trump people. tick tock.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (Cus5s)

259 Someone missed a great opportunity to wrap that thing in barbed wire and ram it where the sun doesn't shine.
========

In my ass!

Posted by: Steve Cohen at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (vg8iE)

260 >>1985 911 Carrera. Show car with less than 1k miles on it. Last time I tried getting offers, I couldn't get anybody to bite on over $30k. People either wanted 70's or 90's, it seemed

You should have very little problem moving that.

Did you run it in Hemmings?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (YWUFE)

261 1985 911 Carrera. Show car with less than 1k miles on it. Last time I tried getting offers, I couldn't get anybody to bite on over $30k. People either wanted 70's or 90's, it seemed.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (oZ6kz)

___

1k verified miles? Dude you're talking $75K easy.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (FiUMj)

262 Rep. Ilhan Omar: U.S. Policies, "Bullying" Have Led To The Devastation In Venezuela
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We should really stop acting like these assholes aren't reading from a script.

The things you hear are what she has been told to say.

Posted by: ... at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (Or/+p)

263 Iran - A nice place for us to make radioactive glass.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (gmo/4)

264 Watching women's hockey is like kissing your brother...sure, Ilhan Omar *can* do it, but why.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (+/7JY)

265 You know what vehicles are starting to bring crazy money?

Broncos and Bl@zers. The full sized ones.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (YWUFE)

Old Toyota Land Cruisers.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (aS1PU)

266 Venuzuela, then Iran, then Cuba. NK is already coming along nicely.

What do you do in a second term as an encore?
Posted by: SteveB at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (3HmoA)
*******
Chiner

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (BqBId)

267 time for stupid email of the day:

My name is Alyssa Milano and I do not have equal rights under the law.

Why? Because I am a woman, and there is no constitutional amendment guaranteed to protect me.

That's why we must ratify the Equal Rights Amendment (ERA), which states that "Women shall have equal rights in the United States and every place subject to its jurisdiction. Equality of rights under the law shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex."

Thankfully, Congress held a hearing on the ERA yesterday -- the first in 36 years. This is a huge step, but it's the first of many before we see the ERA ratified. We need to keep pushing if we want to truly achieve equal rights.

That's why I'm writing today, on behalf of my friend Joe Biden, to ask you to sign your name with Joe and me to show your support for the ERA.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (ZqRa6)

268 Funniest are the guys in the comments saying they need a chance at the NHL....

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (AjVAj)

269 Hey Maizie, LOL GF

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (X4llF)

270

Hey guys. I thought all the cops drove 911's.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

271 My buddy worked his way through college rebuilding 914s. He'd buy three wrecks and get two cars out of them.

Germans called them Volkswagen Porsches.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (fuK7c)

hmmm

I know a guy in Cali that has been doing this on the side all of his adult life.

Otherwise, he is building and managing robotics in the movie/entertainment industry.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (vEIlU)

272 Karmann Ghias with air-cooled 911/912s share a few problems.

German craftsmanship in the coachwerks makes them a PITA. And their pans and channels like to rust out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (WXKDr)

273 Last time I tried to sell my dad's Porsche"

Again, details, man!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (6qErC)

274
Top women hockey players threaten boycott,demand changes(literally tens of people are concerned LOL)

STFU sugar tits you can be replaced by a man now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (TAmPV)

275
My buddy worked his way through college rebuilding 914s. He'd buy three wrecks and get two cars out of them.

Germans called them Volkswagen Porsches.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (fuK7c)

Farfagnoogen.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (IXZGh)

276 >>What's he asking?

I never bothered asking...it's a 914!

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (YWUFE)

277 Top women hockey players threaten boycott,demand changes(literally tens of people are concerned LOL)

https://tinyurl.com/y36q696p

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (AjVAj)

Wait...There is women's professional hockey?

Posted by: Timon at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (dKm4U)

278 My name is Alyssa Milano and I do not have equal rights under the law.
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lol get fucked

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

279
Rep. Steve Cohen brought a bucket of KFC and a ceramic chicken to the presser to mock the attorney general.

The same Steve Cohen who tried unsuccessfully to join the Congressional Black Caucus. Maybe he should have brought chicken.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (aKsyK)

280 My name is Alyssa Milano and I do not have equal rights under the law.

Why? Because I am a woman, and there is no constitutional amendment guaranteed to protect me.

------

Ummmm..... what right do you not have sugar tits??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

281 someone already mentioned this

Rep. Steve Cohen brought a bucket of KFC and a ceramic chicken to the presser to mock the attorney general.

so many jokes here

so many

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:31 PM

******

Raycist!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (0tfLf)

282 You know what vehicles are starting to bring crazy money?

Broncos and Bl@zers. The full sized ones.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (YWUFE)

Old Toyota Land Cruisers.
Posted by: DR.WTF

I would love an old Doktari Land Rover. Big, boxy & ugly. But run forever.

It would make a great farm truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (W2taJ)

283 @139 Obama hardest hit. He tried everything in his power to build up the Iranian mullahs in the name of that lodestar leftist dream -- the annihilation of Israel.

-----------------------

There's apparently a school of thought out there that thinks that the US hyper-power status should be replaced with a series of regional big powers that each police their own particular region of the world. For whatever insane reason, Iran has apparently been picked as the country that should be the big regional power in the Middle East.

Posted by: junior at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (Fp6vo)

284 In response to an FOIA request
ATF confirms that there have been ZERO crimes committed where a bump stock was involved.

http://tinyurl.com/yyazt8ql

But hey, its for the children...

Posted by: McCool at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (sZaoP)

285 Top women hockey players threaten boycott,demand changes(literally tens of people are concerned LOL)

https://tinyurl.com/y36q696p
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (AjVAj)

Here's the thing. I love hockey. I love watching it. I think the women's game has merit.

However, CHECKING is illegal.

You're not a sport.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (IXZGh)

286 Speaking of 80s nostalgia....the ERA is back in the news?

LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (FiUMj)

287 @MZHemingway 4m

Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to get ahead of Inspector General report.

Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (cF8AT)

288
Wait...There is women's professional hockey?

Posted by: Timon

Talk about going to the game just to see the fights.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (BWL+E)

289 >>Old Toyota Land Cruisers.

They have been there for a while, though. Like the late 60s/early 70s Broncos.

But the OJ Broncos are starting to bring 10k+ with low mile examples bringing 20!?

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (YWUFE)

290 My name is Alyssa Milano and I do not have equal rights under the law.

Why? Because I am a woman, and there is no constitutional amendment guaranteed to protect me.

------

Ummmm..... what right do you not have sugar tits??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM

******

She's a citizen, right?
Gawd, you just can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (0tfLf)

291 Wait...There is women's professional hockey?
Posted by: Timon at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (dKm4U)

Was. The teams and leagues are all going bankrupt.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:38 PM (IXZGh)

292 From ass insertion to Porsches, has the horde ever been tested for ADHD?

Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:38 PM (X8vlu)

293 Stick an air cooled porsche engine in a volkswagon bug and hold on.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (W2taJ)

Shove a power plant with actual power into the biggest piece of shit known to man and you damn sure better hold on. Right up to the point you die because you put too much power in the biggest piece of shit known to man.
Posted by: Sponge

Sandrail guys do it all the time, with some suspension work

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (25Dt7)

294 >>Was. The teams and leagues are all going bankrupt.

Because nobody wants to watch girls play sports.

Period.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (YWUFE)

295 Broncos and Bl@zers. The full sized ones.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (YWUFE)

-----

IMHO..... THe K5 Body Chevy Bla~zer was THE best SUV EVER produced.

Hands down. Bar none.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

296 Old Land Cruisers have never not been popular. It's the kind of vehicle you buy, drive around for 5 years and probably sell it for more than you paid for it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (FiUMj)

297 Wait...There is women's professional hockey?
Posted by: Timon at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM

I just love me a woman with no front teeth!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (0tfLf)

298

btw, it looks like one way they got Stephen Moore to step down was

The Republicans voiced concerns over Moore's nomination for comments he made nearly 20 years ago about women earning as much as men in fields like women's sports.

uh huh

Republican Senators Joni Ernst (R-IA), Shelley Moore Capito (R-WV), Lisa Murkowsky (R-AL) and anti-Trumper Mitt Romney (R-UT) expressed reservations this week. The Republican senators effectively killed Steve Moore's nomination.

I wish he hadn't withdrawn his nomination but who wants this crap? They ruin your life.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (vEIlU)

299
271 My buddy worked his way through college rebuilding 914s. He'd buy three wrecks and get two cars out of them.

Germans called them Volkswagen Porsches.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (fuK7c)

hmmm

I know a guy in Cali that has been doing this on the side all of his adult life.

knew a fellow that, when stationed in germany, would load a vw engine in his truck and cruise the autobahn looking for a beetle with a blown engine. he'd sell the owner the engine in his truck, swap it on the roadside, then take the blown engine, rebuild it, and do it all over again.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (sGtp+)

300 TheNBA props up the WNBA and the NHL only contributes some virtue signaling money to women's hockey.They of course want full subsidies.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (AjVAj)

301 1985 911 Carrera. Show car with less than 1k miles on it. Last time I tried getting offers, I couldn't get anybody to bite on over $30k."

That's very odd. Really odd. Heck, you should've been able to beat that on eBay.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (6qErC)

302 Broseidon, is your 911 like this one?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6rchpyp

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (WXKDr)

303 Because nobody wants to watch girls play sports.

*coughs*

Posted by: Beach Volleyball at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (fuK7c)

304 >> THe K5 Body Chevy Bla~zer was THE best SUV EVER produced.

Sure. Unless you actually want to drive Off-Road.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (YWUFE)

305
My name is Alyssa Milano and I do not have equal rights under the law.

Why? Because I am a woman, and there is no constitutional amendment guaranteed to protect me.

Then buy a gun and learn to protect yourself.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (TAmPV)

306 But since he shipped it to them in untraceable cash, we can assume the main thing it has been used for is funding terrorism.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 02, 2019 01:04 PM (Rxduq)

We have laws against funding terrorism; They should be enforced.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (pr9ci)

307 56 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 02, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

Someone's feeling cheeky today!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 02, 2019 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
******&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Perhaps she want you to feel her cheeks?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (JNTt1)

308 "From ass insertion to Porsches, has the horde ever been tested for ADHD?"
-Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:38 PM (X8vlu)

Pixy has run them three times. The results are about #twoweeks away.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (Ckg4U)

309 From ass insertion to Porsches"

Hmm. There's a SoCal joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (6qErC)

310 >>265 You know what vehicles are starting to bring crazy money?

First-series Brummbar with Panzer IV Ausf.G chassis. Only about 60 were built.

Crazy money.

Posted by: Zod at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

311 Beach volleyball would benefit from women with bigger tits and a switch to flimsy tube tops.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (AjVAj)

312 However, CHECKING is illegal.

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Then Ill bring my debit card!!!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

313 277
Top women hockey players threaten boycott,demand changes(literally tens of people are concerned LOL)

https://tinyurl.com/y36q696p

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:34 PM (AjVAj)

Wait...There is women's professional hockey?

Posted by: Timon at May 02, 2019 01:36 PM (dKm4U)

How many of them were born with a dick?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (jxbfJ)

314 Sandrail guys do it all the time, with some suspension work
Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (25Dt7)

some = replacing the whole fucking suspension.

Beatles are garbage. Plain and simple.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (IXZGh)

315 302 Broseidon, is your 911 like this one?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6rchpyp
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (WXKDr)

___

That's a cabriolet. Those are wroth less than Targas, which are worth less than Coupes. Cabs don't get much love these days.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (FiUMj)

316 The fucking NHL is really pushing the Female Hockey Announcer.

I am almost ready to stop watching.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (YWUFE)

317 You know what vehicles are starting to bring crazy money?

The Thing.

Seriously.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (W2taJ)

318 Anon, why, you want to buy it?

It's an 85 911 Carrera (not a Turbo), black exterior, mostly factory original inside, very few miles since it was a show car, I believe it's a coupe not a targa. I have no sentimental attachment to it because my dad only had it for a year. He crashed his first one - that one I'd have never sold. But he bought it from a guy who used to show it and died only a year later.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (oZ6kz)

319 Sure. Unless you actually want to drive Off-Road.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (YWUFE)

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*squinty eyes*

Im beginning to suspect youve appointed yourself as my own personal contrarian....

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

320 I think its cute when cars think theyre fast.

~ Honda CBR1100 Super Balckbird

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

I can't imagine wanting to go that fast on a thing that can so readily tip over.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (a2xio)

321
EM APPLE FRITTERS FOADDY-FI!!!

IN MUH ASS!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (GEhPL)

322
uggg.... retard sock OOFFFFFF

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

323 Women's hockey at all levels will never be successful until they change their rules to allow checking.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

324 I never bothered asking...it's a 914!"

Uhmmmm... asking?

*recalls days of 914 thru rose tinted whatever*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (6qErC)

325 316 She's terrible but they are in every sport now and nobody has the balls to say enough.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (AjVAj)

326 You CAN'T have an amendment to "protect women", because:

A) They already fucking are
B) What does that even mean? How would you word it?

This woman is just plain stupid. She needs protection from herself, not from some bogeyman "Patriarchy!!!" that exists in her own head.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (Ct55T)

327 >>The Thing.

Every Thing is a Beautiful Thing!

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:43 PM (YWUFE)

328 Beatles are garbage. Plain and simple.
Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (IXZGh)

Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 02, 2019 01:43 PM (aS1PU)

329 Iran still regularly threatens to close the Straits of Hormuz. I read a military analysis yesterday that we could counter that, but it wouldn't be as easy now as it was previously. Said it would take two weeks and we'd lose some ships and planes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 02, 2019 01:10 PM (hjaPQ)

Just nuke them. and if a few warheads spill over into Pakistan and Afghanistan, well, shit happens in war.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 01:43 PM (7njPr)

330 From ass insertion to Porsches, has the horde ever been tested for ADHD?
Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:38 PM (X8vlu)

______

SQUIRREL!!

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at May 02, 2019 01:43 PM (flINI)

331 Anna, very similar but not a Cabriolet. Mine has the whale tail on it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (oZ6kz)

332 "SQUIRREL!!"
-Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at May 02, 2019 01:43 PM (flINI)

I KNEW IT!!!

*runs in circles*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (Ckg4U)

333 mostly factory original inside"

What color interior?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (6qErC)

334 The full sized Bl@zers are great where there is room, but on a trail they are just too damned big.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (YWUFE)

335 The peasants Porsche was the Karmann Ghia
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Scirocco?

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (25Dt7)

336 Japanese sports cars are appreciating as well, 240 and 260 z cars have spiked the last few years. And I'm kicking myself for not picking up a 260Z about 5 years ago from a guy who had no idea what he had and was giving it away.

And original NSX....which I never quite found the appeal of, are also mucho dineros.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (FiUMj)

337
@MZHemingway 4m

Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that
they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as
part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to
get ahead of Inspector General report.

Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (cF8AT)

Wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

338 The fucking NHL is really pushing the Female Hockey Announcer.

I am almost ready to stop watching.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (YWUFE)

Yea. But the good thing is I can barely hear what she says over the crowd noise during the games.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (gmo/4)

339 >>323 Women's hockey at all levels will never be successful until they change their rules to allow checking. Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

And enforcers. *Transgender* enforcers.

Posted by: Zod at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (Bdeb0)

340 220
That went straight to Hezbollah, I guaran-damn-tee it.

Try Russia.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, #MakeCarcosaGreatAgain at May 02, 2019 01:30 PM (Clxcy)

Well since the Gajillion of pallet cash was ostensibly for repatriating funds that were frozen when the the Ayatollah took over and imprisoned the American Embassy.......they can shut the F up now. Too bad so sad they pissed it all away.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (ymnmz)

341 >>Mine has the whale tail on it.

Mine, too!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (YWUFE)

342 Because nobody wants to watch girls play sports.

Period.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:39 PM (YWUFE)

______

Nekkid Track Meets?

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (flINI)

343
Beatles are garbage. Plain and simple.
Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (IXZGh)

------

I prefer the Rolling Stones. *fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (8XRCm)

344 You want something that is funny and pathetic at the same time?

Try driving a 2008 GT500 and seeing the idiot in the right lane who is driving the Mini-Van try to floor his clunker. to keep up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (WXKDr)

345 I think its cute when cars think theyre fast. "

I think it's cute when bikes think they can corner.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (6qErC)

346 Sounds like the Golden Scalpweasel has recognized the Gas Chamber of Krony Kapitalism as the treasonous fucks they've always been. GOPe hardest hit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (y7DUB)

347 The fucking NHL is really pushing the Female Hockey Announcer.

I am almost ready to stop watching.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:41 PM (YWUFE)

Yeah, the monotone one doing the Stars / Blues series is robotic and unlistenable.

I don't care how many gold medals you've won, if you don't have a voice for radio, don't get into radio.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (IXZGh)

348 And original NSX....which I never quite found the appeal of, are also mucho dineros.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (FiUMj)

The NSX used to be my favorite "video game" car, back in the day... then a buddy of mine got one IRL, and i looked at it, drove it, and was promptly disillusioned.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (Ct55T)

349 Anon, it's black on black, like crime.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (oZ6kz)

350 Why? Because I am a woman, and there is no constitutional amendment guaranteed to protect me.
==========

Just which one protects men?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (vg8iE)

351 Iran still regularly threatens to close the Straits of Hormuz. I read a military analysis yesterday that we could counter that, but it wouldn't be as easy now as it was previously. Said it would take two weeks and we'd lose some ships and planes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Be careful with analysis written during budget season. We'd preempt any move they made.

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (25Dt7)

352
From ass insertion to Porsches, has the horde ever been tested for ADHD?

Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:38 PM (X8vlu)

It's always like cats on catnip chasing lasers around here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (ptqGC)

353 From ass insertion to Porsches, has the horde ever been tested for ADHD?

Posted by: Sock monkey hexadecimal monkey living in a binary world at May 02, 2019 01:38 PM (X8vlu)

I'm not sure what you're trying to s.... Hey! Did you see that tweet David French just sent???? OMG!!!! What a COOOCK!!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (a2xio)

354 NSX was a sexy ride back when it was new.

Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (YWUFE)

355 Shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 02, 2019 01:43 PM (aS1PU)p

The biggest ruse played on society until Owebamacare and Gorebull Warmening.

Period.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (IXZGh)

356 It's cute that they let them think they actually played the same game and their commentary is relevant.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (AjVAj)

357 If you can find a Fair Lady Z that is not eaten with rust, yeah a gold mine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (WXKDr)

358 Not seeing the downside to this except that more taxpayer dollars will be needed to replenish munitions.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2019 01:14 PM (jxbfJ)

Jobs for American workers! And better jobs than painting bicycle lanes with green paint on the roads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (7njPr)

359 Anon, it's black on black, like crime."

El snorto.

But in SE Texas, that's a no no. Too hot, and the A/C didn't kick in until the 993.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (6qErC)

360 Just which one protects men?

The 2nd.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (fuK7c)

361 AG Barr needs to conduct about 15 simultaneous swat team, early morning raids to arrest Comey, Brennan and the whole coup group at once. Keep them all in solitary confinement, unable to talk to one another.

Offer deals to the first two who rat the others out. 24 hours maximum. Promise that if the guilty pleas aren't signed immediately that the government is going for the maximum penalty possible.

Have this shit settled in a week.

Then, concentrate on Hillary's conviction.

Posted by: jwest at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (/roJx)

362 It's always like cats on catnip chasing lasers around here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:46 PM (ptqGC)

Meow.
Purrrrr.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (aS1PU)

363 Women's hockey at all levels will never be successful until they change their rules to allow checking. Posted by: Archer

The Lingerie League Football is brutal.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (W2taJ)

364 Someone should remind Alyssa Milano that the ERA is antiquated because it is based on a binary definition of gender, and given that gender is both fluid AND boundless (no one can say how many genders there are), it makes no sense to only single out women for protection.

Honestly, I would expect more tolerance from her. She calls herself an ally of the trans community? Pffft!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (W+vEI)

365
From ass insertion to Porsches

I checked out before it became mandatory.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (aKsyK)

366 @MZHemingway 4m

Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that
they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as
part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to
get ahead of Inspector General report.

Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (cF8AT)

Do you notice there are barely any comments from the NYTimes readers? lol

What can they say?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (vEIlU)

367 337

@MZHemingway 4m

Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that

they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as

part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to

get ahead of Inspector General report.

Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (cF8AT)

Wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

That sounds a tad....explosive....no? Intelligence assets.....like spies?

Kinda the opposite of what they have been saying for 2 years? Like maybe it was all fake news. BTW the NYT prbabaly new this for the two years and sat on it..... cause..... well the NYT sucks.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (ymnmz)

368 I recall back in the late 70s-early 80s you could buy a Moonshadow kit for the 914 : Buick V6 turbo, suspension upgrade, wheels, transmission (I think). Stealthy.

Posted by: mrp at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (Pqytn)

369 Yeah, I remember how scorching the interior can get in the summer. That nice smell of hot leather.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (oZ6kz)

370 Women's hockey players only change their pads every three periods.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (xPl2J)

371 @MZHemingway 4m

Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that
they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as
part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to
get ahead of Inspector General report.

-------

So..... Trying to get ahead of sedition.

Good.Luck.With.That.Boyo.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

372 Because I am a woman, and there is no constitutional amendment guaranteed to protect me. "

And how many times does the word "man" appear in the Constitution?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (6qErC)

373 363
Women's hockey at all levels will never be successful until they change their rules to allow checking. Posted by: Archer

The Lingerie League Football is brutal.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (W2taJ)

Brutal hits combined with tearaway uniforms = greatness.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (ymnmz)

374
Someone should remind Alyssa Milano that the ERA is antiquated because
it is based on a binary definition of gender, and given that gender is
both fluid AND boundless (no one can say how many genders there are), it
makes no sense to only single out women for protection.

Julia Roberts has come out in favor of ALL bathrooms being genderless. I guess she enjoys walking past a stall with some hairy dude peeing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (ptqGC)

375 e fucking NHL is really pushing the Female Hockey Announcer.
---------
I stopped watching, it was horrible.

Stop trying to make girl announcers happen, it's not going to happen, SJWmedia

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 02, 2019 01:49 PM (JziUy)

376 284 In response to an FOIA request
ATF confirms that there have been ZERO crimes committed where a bump stock was involved.

how can that be? we were told vegas boy used a bump stock!

Posted by: Anachronda at May 02, 2019 01:49 PM (sGtp+)

377 My 911 has a/c which at the best of times blows cool air. Which funny enough, is also what the heater blows.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:49 PM (FiUMj)

378 The Big Red One

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2019 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)

379 >>@MZHemingway 4m

Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as
part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to get ahead of Inspector General report.
- - -

But don't you dare let Barr refer to this as "spying."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

380 I had a picture on my refrigerator for the longest time... It was a woman softball pitcher making "That Effort Face" with my own caption beneath it:

"This is why Women's Sports is Unwatchable."

...and then the WNBA happened and It became redundant.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 02, 2019 01:49 PM (Ckg4U)

381 Someone should remind Alyssa Milano that the ERA is antiquated because it is based on a binary definition of gender, and given that gender is both fluid AND boundless (no one can say how many genders there are), it makes no sense to only single out women for protection.

Honestly, I would expect more tolerance from her. She calls herself an ally of the trans community? Pffft!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (W+vEI)

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One of you Twiterratti needs to fire that back at her....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (8XRCm)

382
And how many times does the word "man" appear in the Constitution?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (6qErC)

Forget it, she's rolling.

Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (IXZGh)

383 Julia Roberts has come out in favor of ALL bathrooms being genderless. I guess she enjoys walking past a stall with some hairy dude peeing.
========

Judging by how she looks today, it's probably the only way she'll see a dick in real life.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (vg8iE)

384 375 They have them in every sport,no way anybody in those PC cesspits will fire them.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (AjVAj)

385
Yeah, I remember how scorching the interior can get in the summer. That nice smell of hot leather.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (oZ6kz)

Waaaay back in the day, I had an MGB with black vinyl interior. Made the mistake of getting in it one hot summer day wearing short shorts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (ptqGC)

386
Do you notice there are barely any comments from the NYTimes readers? lol

What can they say?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (vEIlU)

They are making Daffy Duck noises after he drinks with Nasty Canasta.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (ymnmz)

387 The Big Red One
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

...

Nope. Not going there. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (W2taJ)

388 {i] That sounds a tad....explosive....no? Intelligence assets.....like spies?

no no no
they were 'information gatherers'

just like the FBI guys who were just 'asking questions' about Hillary's email server...

Posted by: McCool at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (sZaoP)

389 Nope. The 918 rules the land. Half a decade later and it's still mindbending.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:19 PM (6qErC)

And still keeping body shops in long green when some idiot buys one, and wraps it around a power pole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (7njPr)

390 >> FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as part of their operation against him.

Yeah, there's gonna be a problem with the dates of those efforts.

They pre-date the FISA warrant.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (W+vEI)

391 "Julia Roberts has come out in favor of ALL bathrooms being genderless. I guess she enjoys walking past a stall with some hairy dude peeing."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 02, 2019 01:48 PM (ptqGC)

Either that or she enjoys the waft of Sulfur and Evil.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (Ckg4U)

392 I don't care how many gold medals you've won, if you don't have a voice for radio, don't get into radio.
Posted by: Sponge at May 02, 2019 01:45 PM (IXZGh)

______

Fuck you man.... I mean, really...

Posted by: Benji Shapiro, my wife's a Doctor at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (flINI)

393 kit for the 914 : Buick V6 turbo,"

Those were everywhere, it seemed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (6qErC)

394 The sports leagues are as left wing virtue signaling as any other big corporation.Celebrate every gay,woman and minority event religuously.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (AjVAj)

395 Waaaay back in the day, I had an MGB with black vinyl interior. Made the mistake of getting in it one hot summer day wearing short shorts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

"Learn how to weld with Naugahyde!"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (W2taJ)

396 Someone should remind Alyssa Milano that the ERA is
antiquated because it is based on a binary definition of gender, and
given that gender is both fluid AND boundless (no one can say how many
genders there are), it makes no sense to only single out women for
protection.

Honestly, I would expect more tolerance from her. She calls herself an ally of the trans community? Pffft!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (W+vEI)

It is truly a beautiful thing, watching old school feminazis being confronted by new school SJWs. All the old ways, they are not so compatible with the new ways, but you gotta dance with the one that brung ya, and the feminists are double f**ked, because they're getting old. Getting old, when all you got is your looks (yes, Alyssa, I'm talking to YOU), is very sad indeed.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (a2xio)

397 383
Julia Roberts has come out in favor of ALL bathrooms being genderless. I
guess she enjoys walking past a stall with some hairy dude peeing.

========

Judging by how she looks today, it's probably the only way she'll see a dick in real life.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (vg8iE)

Said the jillionaire who will never use one.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (ymnmz)

398 379 >>@MZHemingway 4m

Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as
part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to get ahead of Inspector General report.
- - -

But don't you dare let Barr refer to this as "spying."
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:49 PM (W+vEI)
---------

As Biden would say: "This is a big F*ing deal!"

Posted by: WisRich at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (G0vdT)

399 Rep Ohmar's brother probably preferred the goat, but his sister was cheaper. Check the market prices on Kitco, goat ass is expensive.

Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (CHuls)

400 MZHemingway 4m

Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that
they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as
part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to
get ahead of Inspector General report.

so are they going to say because collusion /obstruction? they just had to?

and Comey's small bite of soul, I think it would work better as small smites of your soul.

Posted by: willow at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (r/xAU)

401 'Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at May 02, 2019 01:52 PM (MVjcR)

402 "Rep. Steve Cohen brought a bucket of KFC and a ceramic chicken to the presser to mock the attorney general."

That's all you got? Then you got nothing and Barr was right to stay away. They're just playing to MSNBC's and CNN's rapidly dwindling audiences.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2019 01:52 PM (hLRSq)

403 4 ah weeks but ah you gotta leave ah da car.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2019 01:52 PM (gmo/4)

404 And still keeping body shops in long green when some idiot buys one, and wraps it around a power pole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (7njPr)

____

At my high skewl, a guy got a new 300Z for his bday. Totalled it within a few weeks. What was his punishment? A new 300z TURBO of course.

There's a subset of the population that doesn't give a fuck and has an endless supply of money.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:52 PM (FiUMj)

405 Holy ... FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that they sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as part of their operation against him. This leak is presumably trying to get ahead of Inspector General report.

------------

what do we say to the god of dumb?

not today, NYTs.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (JziUy)

406 'Sup, y'all?

Gender fluid Porsches up your ass.

Don't blame me. You asked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (fuK7c)

407 The Hill is on it too..

@thehill

#BREAKING: FBI sent undercover investigator to meet with Papadapoulos in 2016: report http://hill.cm/TdA26qz

Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (cF8AT)

408 Yeah, I remember how scorching the interior can get in the summer. That nice smell of hot leather."

Reminds me - in the early 996/986 days, Porsche pushed the "aluminum look" metal gear shift knobs....

not realizing that top down in Miami, SoCal, or Texas meant... YIKES!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (6qErC)

409 390
>> FBI leaks to friendliest of reporters at the Times that they
sent multiple overseas intelligence assets to entrap Trump aides as part
of their operation against him.

Yeah, there's gonna be a problem with the dates of those efforts.

They pre-date the FISA warrant.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2019 01:51 PM (W+vEI)

Think they got copies of emails to NYT telling them this fact that predate the FISA warrants as well? ... Cause if yes....then delisciousness.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (ymnmz)

410 402 "Rep. Steve Cohen brought a bucket of KFC and a ceramic chicken to the presser to mock the attorney general."

That's all you got? Then you got nothing and Barr was right to stay away. They're just playing to MSNBC's and CNN's rapidly dwindling audiences.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2019 01:52 PM (hLRSq)

=========

He will be in Congress for another 20 years.

Bad constituency. Bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (9cans)

411 ..."And still keeping body shops in long green when some idiot buys one, and wraps it around a power pole."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (7njPr)

Which is just Pure Idiocy. Those things hold the road like Velcro.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (Ckg4U)

412 They are making Daffy Duck noises after he drinks with Nasty Canasta.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (ymnmz)

Tourette's syndrome in their sleep.
Gerbil's running around in a wheel.

"Russian troll!" "Putin's minion!" "Russian!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)

413 Nood

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019 01:54 PM (AjVAj)

414 Broseidon:

Kia Asamiya's manga My Favorite Carrera Mook.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy8ebd2x

Story about a young Japanese woman who never knew, because she was too busy, that her father had bought for her a rare Porsche. Now that he has passed away, she inherits the car and finds a whole different world opening up for her among the motorheads. Asamiya started to write it after he finally got his own Porsche.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:54 PM (WXKDr)

415 the BI really need a clean up crew, I thought Mueller took care of that,
eh who am I kidding.

Posted by: willow at May 02, 2019 01:54 PM (r/xAU)

416

Mollie @MZHemingway

One of the reporters on this story, incidentally, is mentioned *all over* the special counsel report, in curiously circular fashion. Perhaps more to say on that later.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)

417 It's kinda funny, the democrats' strategy to have mooller troll around for 2 years and come up with nothing ... they sort of timed this out. It's almost 2020 and trump's getting reelected. I don't think they have time to even do their suicidal impeachment plan anymore.

What do they got? He fired Comey? He talked to his advisors about his options? meh.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 02, 2019 01:54 PM (JziUy)

418

Rush covering the NYTimes spying story right now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)

419 183 If you know anyone that watches CNN, first scold them, then laugh at them, then pray for them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 02, 2019 01:25 PM (sy5kK)

Youtube had clips of the Barr hearing yesterday, typically with simple, descriptive titles ("Barr hearing, 5/1/19," things like that).

CNN had a clip entitled "Barr Baffled by Kamala's Question." /spit

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2019 01:55 PM (FNsjY)

420 407 The Hill is on it too..

@thehill

#BREAKING: FBI sent undercover investigator to meet with Papadapoulos in 2016: report http://hill.cm/TdA26qz
Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (cF8AT)

==========

Interesting...

"Yeah, we did something underhanded and probably illegal, but we followed protocol, so it's all good."
-Predicted butt covering maneuver

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 02, 2019 01:55 PM (9cans)

421 Tammy Bruce: DJT to present Tiger Woods with Presidential Medal of Freedom on Monday.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2019 01:55 PM (y7DUB)

422 NHL is really pushing the Female Hockey Announcer.
---------
I stopped watching, it was horrible.

Stop trying to make girl announcers happen, it's not going to happen, SJWmedia
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 02, 2019 01:49 PM (JziUy)
------
Favorite last night was when they were on camera between periods, she was looking and talking directly at the guy with her and he kept giving her clues to look at the camera and she just barreled on. It was weird.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 02, 2019 01:55 PM (Xvo1a)

423 Julia Roberts has come out in favor of ALL bathrooms
being genderless. I guess she enjoys walking past a stall with some
hairy dude peeing.

========

Judging by how she looks today, it's probably the only way she'll see a dick in real life.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 02, 2019 01:50 PM (vg8iE)

I swear to God, these idiots just really don't know how many perverts hang out in public restrooms.

If you are a man, I sincerely doubt you go more than a few trips into the men's room without noticing some weirdo lurking about. If you aren't noticing, you aren't paying attention.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2019 01:55 PM (a2xio)

424 407
The Hill is on it too..

@thehill

#BREAKING: FBI sent undercover investigator to meet with Papadapoulos in 2016: report http://hill.cm/TdA26qz

Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (cF8AT)

Hey Colbert...who's the cockholster now?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2019 01:55 PM (ymnmz)

425 Yeah, there's gonna be a problem with the dates of those efforts.

They pre-date the FISA warrant.

--------------

and they have the phone text records. They point to POTUS and Crooked Hillary. oops. sad.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 02, 2019 01:55 PM (JziUy)

426 @MZHemingway

For not spying on the Trump campaign, there sure was a lot of spying on the Trump campaign.

@MZHemingway

One of the reporters on this story, incidentally, is mentioned *all over* the special counsel report, in curiously circular fashion. Perhaps more to say on that later.

Gawd I hope my popcorn delivery gets here soon!

Posted by: Tami at May 02, 2019 01:56 PM (cF8AT)

427

Could it be that Democrat attacks on Barr aren't as much about #Russiagate, but aimed at discrediting his ongoing "Spygate" investigation? A pro-active smear rather than a reactive one?

we all knew this
is this a surprise to anyone?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:56 PM (vEIlU)

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Beach volleyball would benefit from women with bigger tits and a switch to flimsy tube tops.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2019
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I'd pay money to watch Francine Dee play volleyball.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2019 01:56 PM (elsTe)

429 *Thread is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 02, 2019 01:56 PM (Ckg4U)

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AG Barr needs to conduct about 15 simultaneous swat team, early morning
raids to arrest Comey, Brennan and the whole coup group at once. Keep
them all in solitary confinement, unable to talk to one another.

Offer deals to the first two who rat the others out. 24 hours
maximum. Promise that if the guilty pleas aren't signed immediately
that the government is going for the maximum penalty possible.

Have this shit settled in a week.

Then, concentrate on Hillary's conviction.

Posted by: jwest at May 02, 2019 01:47 PM (/roJx)
When I read this post - - it moved. AG Barr -make this happen.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 02, 2019 01:56 PM (jxbfJ)

431 Favorite last night was when they were on camera between periods, she was looking and talking directly at the guy with her and he kept giving her clues to look at the camera and she just barreled on. It was weird.

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SJWmedia ruined Sunday Night Baseball with girlpower announcers. Now Hockey? Next, I guess will be NFL.

weak shit, yo.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 02, 2019 01:56 PM (JziUy)

432

nood about nytimes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 02, 2019 01:57 PM (vEIlU)

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There's apparently a school of thought out there that thinks that the US hyper-power status should be replaced with a series of regional big powers that each police their own particular region of the world. For whatever insane reason, Iran has apparently been picked as the country that should be the big regional power in the Middle East.
Posted by: junior at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (Fp6vo)

Apparently Mexico has been picked as the big regional power in North America, because it sure ain't the US since we aren't allowed to enforce our own borders.

Posted by: rickl at May 02, 2019 01:57 PM (xjiRE)

434 There's a subset of the population that doesn't give a fuck and has an endless supply of money."

There's been a tale on the interwebz of a guy trashing his new Carrera less than 1,000 yards away from the dealership...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 02, 2019 01:57 PM (6qErC)

435
140 >>I think someone dropped Hirono on her head when she was little. She's just not "right."

Is it me, or does she look EXACTLY like Frankenberry's older sister?
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:18 PM (YWUFE)

She looks like she could be Shrek's sister.

Posted by: Sooner at May 02, 2019 01:58 PM (Fs5vw)

436 Rep. Steve Cohen brought a bucket of KFC and a ceramic chicken to the presser to mock the attorney general."

That's all you got? Then you got nothing and Barr was right to stay away. They're just playing to MSNBC's and CNN's rapidly dwindling audiences.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2019 01:52 PM (hLRSq)

Wasn't that esteemed senator caught texting during the SOTU to a young woman he later claimed was his daughter? He looked like a little old lady at a bingo hall with all of that on his desk. Tennessee should be ashamed of him.

Posted by: Chillin the most at May 02, 2019 01:58 PM (lonOK)

437 So that explains a Maltese, a Brit, and an Australian sniffing around Papadopoulos, that people can wail at Papa's "Russian contacts".

Fucking Federal Investigation Bureau.

Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2019 01:59 PM (YOhRS)

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Don't laugh at 914, those things are appreciating like crazy too. They're actually kinda fun cars. No power, but fun to drive.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 02, 2019 01:32 PM (FiUMj)

Apparently, 914s are quite popular for conversion into electric cars. A buddy of mine in SoCal did one, and he'd stop by my shop most mornings to have coffee outside the rollup door. That thing was damn near silent, and freaky when you'd turn around and there it was.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2019 02:00 PM (eXA4G)

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I stopped watching, it was horrible.

The one on the Blues-Stars game was unlistenable. And what for? What insights does a woman announcer have that entitles them to a spot on a broadcast team?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2019 02:01 PM (BWL+E)

440 Iran's economy is on the brink thanks to the Trump administration's sanctions

At last, somebody said thank you!

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2019 02:01 PM (8ruUE)

441 German craftsmanship in the coachwerks makes them a PITA. And their pans and channels like to rust out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 02, 2019 01:35 PM (WXKDr)

Karmann Ghia: proof that the Italians invented rust, but it took the Germans to perfect it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 02:01 PM (7njPr)

442 SNOB TV: On PBS, Alec Baldwin sneers Trump "fooled all these flyover Americans" in 2016, but not NY/LA people.

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I wish I was smart like those NY/LA people.
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2019 02:02 PM (+y/Ru)

443 RE: Celebrity dorks . . .

I just read an anecdote in Nicole Kidman's Wikipedia entry. Seems that after her divorce from Tom Cruise, Nicole showed interest in Jimmy Fallon of all people. As the entry has it, "Kidman has also said she twice tried to attract the attention of talk-show host Jimmy Fallon, that she had 'liked' him and had even found a pretext to be introduced
to him at his apartment, but Fallon hadn't understood her intentions."

Believe you me, if Nicole had wangled an introduction to me at my own apartment, I would have caught my breath and gone with the flow. What kind of dorkus non-erectus is Fallon anyway?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2019 02:04 PM (elsTe)

444 But the OJ Broncos are starting to bring 10k+ with low mile examples bringing 20!?
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:37 PM (YWUFE)

The first-series Broncos are getting crazy money, too. There was a metric fuckton of them at the Scottsdale Barrett-Jackson sale in January.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 02:05 PM (7njPr)

445 200- A boat doesn't have an ass."

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Brie Larson at May 02, 2019 02:06 PM (XT6Vl)

446 The Conservative Case for Putting Things in my Ass

Andrew Sullivan's cover story for The New Republic, thirty years ago this week!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 02, 2019 02:08 PM (t6IyH)

447 Sure. Unless you actually want to drive Off-Road.
Posted by: garrett at May 02, 2019 01:40 PM (YWUFE)

Yeah, the ones with the upside-down front leaf springs, that rode like the shocks were welded solid.

Long-travel coil springs FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 02:09 PM (7njPr)

448 >>but Fallon hadn't understood her intentions. What kind of dorkus non-erectus is Fallon anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 02, 2019 02:04 PM (elsTe)

More evidence--as if any more were needed--that civilization's end is coming sometime next week.

Posted by: Zod at May 02, 2019 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

449 Which is just Pure Idiocy. Those things hold the road like Velcro.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at May 02, 2019 01:53 PM (Ckg4U)

Not when the driver is an idiot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2019 02:18 PM (7njPr)

450 Breaking911 @Breaking911
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Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 02, 2019 02:28 PM (BqBId)

451 This is what happens when you have a competent foreign policy. I feel bad for the Iranian people but this had to be done. MAGA

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at May 02, 2019 02:39 PM (X1jOm)

452 Ah socialism always works this is a capitalist lie, according to Bernie.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 02, 2019 05:02 PM (nRj4F)

453 I'm surprised that NYT/WAPO didn't come out with the obvious headline, "Trump causes economy to tank!" Of course, context, but whatevah...

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 02, 2019 09:23 PM (SH7Tr)

454 Like we need more fucking Muslim refugees, and we sure as hell don't need another endless fucking war in the Middle East.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 04, 2019 07:01 AM (50gG9)

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