Deranged: McClatchy Comes Up With New Fake News to Rescue Its Old Fake News

Months ago, McClatchy, citing anonymous sources (of course), claimed that Michael Cohen actually was in Prague -- they claimed that his cell phone hand pinged a tower in Prague.

Now, the Mueller report says (again) that Michael Cohen was never in Prague. Never. Nev-er.

Neh-heh, veh-her.

But don't worry: McClatchy has an answer to that.

Sure, they now say, maybe Michael Cohen was not in Prague -- but what about his treasonous phone itself?

From McClatchy:

"The Mueller report states Mr. Cohen was not in Prague. It makes no statement on whether the investigation ever had evidence that Mr. Cohen's phone pinged in or near Prague, as McClatchy reported," said Kristin Roberts, McClatchy's East Region Editor.
McClatchy's Dec. 2018 reporting was based on information from five individuals with foreign intelligence connections, who all requested anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information shared and concerns about sources and methods. Each obtained their information independently from each other. McClatchy stands by the reporting.

You idiots need to stop printing up every bit of bullshit one of Fusion GPS' paid sources/shills sticks in front of you.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:17 PM

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1 Uni

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (gC2IV)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (gC2IV)

3 They will never learn.

Posted by: Ann at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (NDO5Q)

4 You idiots need to stop printing up every bit of bullshit one of Fusion GPS' paid sources/shills sticks in front of you.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:17 PM

Ace you're asking Nike to get out of the shoe business. They're not learning to code.

Posted by: Quick Maffs at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (wx6iv)

5 Are they that desperate?

Rhetorical Q. I know the answer.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (+IAze)

6 So the phone did it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (o9mAc)

7 WHO WAS PHONE?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (gC2IV)

8 McFakey New Service.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (5tb4C)

9 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (t6MX/)

10 Heh. I love these guys.

Posted by: Fusion GPS at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (lnki2)

11 I don't know how the Bullshit manages to hold itself upright for so long.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

12 Mueller should subpoena Cohen's phone and interrogate it under oath.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (VWp7G)

13 Cohen's Siri gained sentience and negotiated the election heist with Putin.

Posted by: jammby at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (Le4jq)

14 It's the phone cops!!

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (nEOLy)

15 Argh! Curse you Duke.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (t6MX/)

16 Trump stole Cohen's phone and mailed it to Prague.

Impeach!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (YslsA)

17 Waterboard the phone!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (o9mAc)

18 Secret Brotherhood of the Traveling Phones.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (5tb4C)

19 This is deranged. Utterly deranged.

Hilarious. And deranged.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (GbPPJ)

20 The call is coming from inside the tower!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (gC2IV)

21 Where in the world is Cohen's phone?

Does Carmen San Diego know?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (o9mAc)

22 lying sack of shit liars.

how can you tell they're lying?

their lips are moving.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (d7Ww2)

23 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

And Whom bounced the Czech?

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (nEOLy)

24 I, for one, welcome our new Ace of Spades Thread provider.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (DMUuz)

25 Jerrold the Hutt and Schiff-head are on the case!

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

26
Thats worse than what his douchebags name saying .... "ok.... maybe no collusion with the Russians, but there was *coordination with the Russians*!!

Who fucking ties these people's shoes in the morning.???

Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

27 My Little Phoney

Posted by: Duh! at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (mwIW1)

28 Cell phones are traitorous assholes, but what are ya gonna do, amirite?

Posted by: Jmel at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (Jbfb6)

29 Coming up new fake news to rescue old fake news? That's like throwing wood on a fire to put it out.

I wonder how it'll work out for them?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (hyUPo)

30 "The Mueller report states Mr. Cohen was not in Prague. It makes no statement on whether the investigation ever had evidence that Mr. Cohen's phone pinged in or near Prague, as McClatchy reported," said Kristin Roberts, McClatchy's East Region Editor."

I'm struggling like hell to parse meaning from this dog's breakfast of a quote.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

31 Secret Brotherhood of the Traveling Phones.
Posted by: zombie

When they said that there was provision for 'roaming' I had no idea.....

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (nEOLy)

32 Reminds me of the old lady in Forrest Gump.

But you tell it with such enthusiasm!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (gC2IV)

33 My Little Phoney
Posted by: Duh! at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (mwIW1)

So bitter I didn't think of that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)

34 McClatchy's Dec. 2018 reporting was based on information from five individuals with foreign intelligence connections, who all requested anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information shared and concerns about sources and methods.

On the plus side, McClatchy now knows who is a liar.

Oh wait ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

35 Michael Cohen's phone begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th, 2016. In a panic in Prague, they try to ping the phone ...

Posted by: Batterup at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (V5YIK)

36 There's NO WAY there could be another person named Cohen.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (PbH71)

37 Who fucking ties these people's shoes in the morning.???

Posted by: fixerupper
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Don't need tied. Their shoes have Velcro.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (+IAze)

38 Who fucking ties these people's shoes in the morning.???

They invented Velcro shoes for people like this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (o9mAc)

39 Was the phone dressed as Waldo?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (t8QBR)

40 Wow, he had coverage all the way over there. Must not be a Sprint guy. (I despise that fruity spokesman, too.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (VWp7G)

41 So - Intelligence can make it seem as though anyone they choose is fingered for a 'hack'.

But they haven't figured out how to clone cell phone data?

I don't think so.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (WgAJo)

42 Phone?

Wow, MSM is now literally phoning it in.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (WEBkv)

43 BREAKING: Anonymous sources say Michael Cohen's phone was seen dining on goulash and Ritz crackers with Russian hookers in a charming little bistro on Wenceslas Square in August 2015.

Developing...

Posted by: This Is CNN at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (lnki2)

44 Coming up new fake news to rescue old fake news? That's like throwing wood on a fire to put it out.

I wonder how it'll work out for them?
Posted by: Surfperch

Well, we know from the last thread that two pieces of wood will do crazzy things!!

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (nEOLy)

45 How to Steal a National Election and Get Trump Elected Illegally

1. Purchase iPhone.
2. Recruit hobo.
3. Give hobo the iPhone and a ticket to Prague.
4. ???
5. TRUMP WINS!

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (5tb4C)

46 *Roaming*

Posted by: Michael Cohen's Cell Phone at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (WgAJo)

47 Cohen's phone IS Skynet. We're through the looking glass here, people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)

48 Just how high of a crime or misdemeanor is pinging, actually?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (YslsA)

49 THEN WHERE WAS PHONE?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (Ct55T)

50
This just in!!! The phone's ringtone is Edelweiss!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (krq/m)

51 Or local rag is McClatchy-owned. It was once upon a time basically community news. It has metastasized into a SJW propaganda instrument. Another one bites the dust.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (vtcmf)

52 >>>Just how high of a crime or misdemeanor is pinging, actually?

Submariners hardest hit.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (VWp7G)

53 11 I don't know how the Bullshit manages to hold itself upright for so long.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

It's not. There are just a lot of people in echo chambers who are either willfully confused about that, or hopeful that others are dumb enough to be confused about that even if they aren't, in furtherance of their political desires that could not be accomplished through our American system.

Posted by: Partizan at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (wx6iv)

54 Where in the world is Carmen Phonediago?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (gC2IV)

55 There's NO WAY there could be another person named Cohen.

It is an uncommon surname afterall.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

56 Ring any bells?

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (nEOLy)

57 Wow, What a bunch of phonies.

Posted by: Brian at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (FvUTR)

58 My phone is currently vacationing in Cannes.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

59 One ping Vassily

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (o9mAc)

60 37 Who fucking ties these people's shoes in the morning.???

Posted by: fixerupper
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Don't need tied. Their shoes have Velcro.
Posted by: Tonypete

Uggs

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)

61 This story rings true to me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (VWp7G)

62 So Siri and Alexa were having a tete-a-tete in Prague while Cohen was stuck at home? How continental!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

63 It was the phone, in Prague, with a selfie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (t6MX/)

64 This just in!!! The phone's ringtone is Edelweiss!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Potential threadwinner!

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (nEOLy)

65 Excellent way for the GOP to reach young voters, raise the smoking and vaping age to 21.

What a brilliant idea Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell, Super Genius!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (W6cF/)

66 "It's Pinging"

Posted by: Guy in GEICO Commercial at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (WgAJo)

67 "The Mueller report states Mr. Cohen was not in Prague. It makes no statement on whether the investigation ever had evidence that Mr. Cohen's phone pinged in or near Prague, as McClatchy reported," said Kristin Roberts, McClatchy's East Region Editor.

Have they questioned the phone in question? Checked its passport.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (krq/m)

68 Michael Cohen once called a guy whose High School nickname was "Prague"! IMPEACH!!1!

Posted by: McClatchy News at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (hyUPo)

69 >>>This just in!!! The phone's ringtone is Edelweiss!!!!!

Edel-Weissman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (VWp7G)

70

I'm struggling like hell to parse meaning from this dog's breakfast of a quote.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

NUH UH WE WEREN'T WRONG NUH UH.

It's like Buzzfeed's well Mueller didn't say what exactly was wrong about our story so it's all true!

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (GbPPJ)

71 I'm a broken record on this, but this is more than standard "journalist" ignorance and propaganda. Fusion GPS paid these whores. They are damaged goods now, but who will pay them to code when their bribery is widely known?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (kk0Yg)

72 Ace, I miss the "get this" gambit. Since it's Easter weekend, can you resurrect it for a post today, pun fully fucking intended?

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (8JWHR)

73
THE PHONE!!!!

SIRI OUSLY?!?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

74 It could be the work of a terrorist.........cell

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:26 PM (nEOLy)

75 Woody Alen's new film, soon to be released:

Zelig 2, This Time Starring Phones Instead of People

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:26 PM (5tb4C)

76 PRO-TIP: If you have any interest in a future in national politics, DO NOT download the iCollusion app to your smartphone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 01:26 PM (lnki2)

77 Submariners hardest hit.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (VWp7G)

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What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: IT Workers Unite! at April 19, 2019 01:26 PM (WEBkv)

78 55 There's NO WAY there could be another person named Cohen.

It is an uncommon surname afterall.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

But who also has the first name Michael? What are the odds?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 01:26 PM (7HtZB)

79
My Little Phoney

Posted by: Duh! at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (mwIW1)
Thread winner so far.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 01:26 PM (HaL55)

80 Hehlo, dis is Boris, Sekret Agent. I have joocy invormation on Orankje Man. Pleaz give us Amerikank doolars.

Posted by: Boris, Sekret Agent at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (uAgHA)

81 Is Sexton at Hot Air being coy here, or can he not talk about Fusion GPS?

"At this point, it seems settled that Cohen wasn't in Prague, but the question of why anyone thought he was remains an interesting mystery."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (oh/Sd)

82 If it pinged in Prague, did it pong in Pyongyang?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (YslsA)

83

If the phone don't ping, you must drop the whole thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (krq/m)

84 I once met a guy who said he knew a guy who knew another guy who knew another guy who knew this other guy's sister who said she once met a guy in a dream who claimed he saw a guy in Prague who looked like Michael Cohen.

Posted by: McClatchy News at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (hyUPo)

85 Did those unidentified foreign intelligence operatives from unidentified foreign countries also swear on unidentified religious texts from unidentified religions that they did not simply fabricate the unidentified intelligence gathered by unidentified means that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Michael Cohen's phone pinged an unidentified tower in an unidentified place somewhere near Prague?

Yes? Well, how can you question evidence like that?

I think the McClatchy reporters have their heads firmly implanted in an unidentified orifice.

Posted by: JB1000 at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (jSar8)

86 What a bunch of maroons!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Cohen's Phohen at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (t6MX/)

87 Dan Rather
@DanRather
If you see CliffsNotes written by William Barr, I suggest you don't trust them. Better read the original.

-
Thanks, Dan, for bringing a little clarity to the situation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)

88 84 I once met a guy who said he knew a guy who knew another guy who knew another guy who knew this other guy's sister who said she once met a guy in a dream who claimed he saw a guy in Prague who looked like Michael Cohen.
Posted by: McClatchy News at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (hyUPo)

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I sense a Pulitzer coming your way...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (oh/Sd)

89 Henlo u stinky phone.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (UnA8+)

90 PHONE HARRASSMENT!!

Posted by: Cohen's cell phone at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (FSPNP)

91 I think WaPo had an article saying the report was brutal to Trump. They have incapable of admitting they were wrong.

Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (J70i0)

92 I wake up with my shoes tied, full of vim and vigor, rarin' to get started. Rhythm is in my soul!

Posted by: W. Pecker V at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (DMUuz)

93 Ima Fuckup
@DanRather
If you see CliffsNotes written by William Barr, I suggest you don't trust them. Better read the original TANG memo

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (nEOLy)

94 >>>If you see CliffsNotes written by William Barr, I suggest you don't trust them. Better read the original.

It's like Booker sending out a link to the report, so people can READ it better. I think you mean FIND it better, Mr. Heterosexuality.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (VWp7G)

95 Is Sexton at Hot Air being coy here, or can he not talk about Fusion GPS?

"At this point, it seems settled that Cohen wasn't in Prague, but the question of why anyone thought he was remains an interesting mystery."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (oh/Sd)

No, he's just being a pathetic idiot as usual.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (GbPPJ)

96 Why is the Prague lie so very important to maintain, one wonders . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (W+vEI)

97 If it pinged in Prague, did it pong in Pyongyang?

Ask Jeung when she's been freed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (o9mAc)

98 I still don't understand the Fusion GPS business model, feed crap false information to the press for profit?

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (gIcXG)

99
Don't need tied. Their shoes have Velcro.

Posted by: Tonypete

Uggs

What? No Crocs?

It's almost like I don't you people anymore...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (HaL55)

100 Cohen's phone peed on a bed that Obama slept in, at least that's what I heard from a bath salts-addled hobo in an alley.

Posted by: Kash McClatchy, Ace Cub Reporter at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (1l+uu)

101 5 intelligence connections, what ya gonna do? They are of the righteous , right?

I used to belive this stuff myself.

who knew one could have 5 connections all lying for the same reasons?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (r/xAU)

102 Responding to an earlier post on this site, I just want to make it clear that I resent being compared to that twerp Brian "Tater" Stelter. Thank you.

Posted by: A Pasty Lump of Dough at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (BDZWU)

103
His phone was in the Czech Republic LEARNING TO USE FIREARMS!

The increasing occurrences of inanimate objects learning to use firearms is most disturbing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (MLfDH)

104 To the best best of my knowledge, Senator, I have never pinged in Prague.

Posted by: Cohen's Samsung Galaxy S10 at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (lnki2)

105 CALL ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BLUUM03odA

Posted by: PETULA CLARK at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (WgAJo)

106 Oddly enough, all 5 anonymous sources share the same cell phone number.

Posted by: jsg at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (BPR6G)

107 McClatchy's Dec. 2018 reporting was based on information from five individuals with foreign intelligence connections, who all requested anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information shared and concerns about sources and methods. Each obtained their information independently from each other. McClatchy stands by the reporting.

That sounds to me like an editor and a writer who need to be jailed for contempt until they puke up the names of all five of these alleged sources.

All we need is some silly court case in which the judge can decide that these sources are material witnesses for. That shouldn't be too hard. Then we can throw these McClatchy folks in jail and throw away the key. Two down, 175,000 to go.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (mTGg+)

108 We will deal with you soon enough.

Hows my **** taste?

Posted by: Grand Moff Trump at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (18FL1)

109 98 I still don't understand the Fusion GPS business model, feed crap false information to the press for profit?

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (gIcXG)

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The profit isn't monetary, it's electoral.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (oh/Sd)

110 McClatchy's Dec. 2018 reporting was based on information from five individuals
with foreign intelligence connections...

*****

So. By McClatchy's standards, I have five foreign students in my class. All are pretty darned smart. So I can claim to know five foreign connections with intelligence.
I can say it with a straight face.
I am not lying.

That's how they do it.
I hate the media.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 01:30 PM (0tfLf)

111 How come these media organizations don't have any literate grownups around who can tell the imbeciles when they've said something embarrassingly stupid?

For instance, letting the dumbasses know that Notre Dame has been a centre of worship for 1,000 years or the Edelweiss is not a pro-Nazi, it was actually used in The Sound of Music as a song of resistance to the Nazis.

It seems none of them have a single intelligent person on staff.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 19, 2019 01:30 PM (JgA4k)

112 The person on the other end of the line was asking if Cohen has Prince Albert in a Can.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:30 PM (VWp7G)

113 Does Cohen's phone still have the utmost enthusiasm for the mission?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:30 PM (o9mAc)

114 Submariners hardest hit.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM

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What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: IT Workers Unite! at April 19, 2019 01:26 PM

Ack!

Posted by: Liver Haters Network at April 19, 2019 01:30 PM (DMUuz)

115 All the facepalms

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:30 PM (AjVAj)

116 Why is the Prague lie so very important to maintain, one wonders . . .
Posted by: Lizzy

Because they wanted the whole thing to read like LeCarre fan-fic?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (uAgHA)

117 Or did Cohen's phone try to dial 8675309?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (o9mAc)

118 Cohen's cell phone was fucking a chicken in Prague.

Cohen will be shortly arrested for suborning electro-bestiality in a foreign country. It's a law. 20 years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (mTGg+)

119 >>Why is the Prague lie so very important to maintain, one wonders

No you don't. You know.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (/tuJf)

120 I've heard arguments like this before.

From my seven year old.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (YslsA)

121 It is comforting to know our intelligence community has our cellphone records and is so happily willing to share the knowledge with our noble media, the guardians o our republic.

They should all swing.

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (35Slc)

122 116 Why is the Prague lie so very important to maintain, one wonders . . .
Posted by: Lizzy

Because they wanted the whole thing to read like LeCarre fan-fic?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (uAgHA)

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Where's our George Smiley?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (oh/Sd)

123 McClatchy's Dec. 2018 reporting was based on information from five individuals with foreign intelligence connections, who all requested anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information shared and concerns about sources and methods. Each obtained their information independently from each other. McClatchy stands by the reporting.

Foreign intelligence connections=went to grade school with someone who claims he is a spy.
Requested anonymity = knows their story is bs.
Concerns for sources and methods= concern for being riiduled, mocked or sued.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (XROPS)

124 I know what imma gonna do next time i'm trying to commit a criminal act, i'm going to send my phone still on to , er, maybe NK.

anyway have we ever figured out why Trump just by a Russian being in the same county as him gets slammed with colluding why Obama went all over the globe during his campaign, getting funds from all over the world>

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (r/xAU)

125 98 I still don't understand the Fusion GPS business model, feed crap false information to the press for profit?

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (gIcXG)

Feed crap false information to the press on behalf of a client. The profit is in the original client; Fusion GPS is just the cutout and conduit.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

126 It is possible to copy a sim card and spoof a phone.

Since this entire op was being run at the highest levels of the IC, LE and DNI apparatus anything is possible.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (W6cF/)

127 Does anyone believe that Mueller didn't have all of Cohen's phone calls?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (2LelM)

128 Oddly enough, all 5 anonymous sources share the same cell phone number.
Posted by: jsg at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: 867-5309 at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (DMUuz)

129 I love that these stupid people don't understand they are stupid... just makes me feel better about not being able to be replaced by a millennial.

Posted by: inogame at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (+2xjH)

130 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BLUUM03odA
Posted by: PETULA CLARK at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (WgAJo)

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Saw you in concert a few months ago. Good show and you could have done entire show centered around anecdotes about your life in show business with a song or two tossed in.

Fun show.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (WEBkv)

131 The person on the other end of the line was asking if Cohen has Prince Albert in a Can.

Was his refrigerator running? *tee, hee!*

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (vtcmf)

132 Mooch is a man hating bitch,who would have guessed?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/328156/

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (AjVAj)

133 I guess those five intelligence sources were, get this, lying.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (gC2IV)

134 I just registered for the Trump Rally in Green Bay on the 27th. How many hours early should we plan to get there so we don't get stuck outside?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

135 it is suggested "they" thought Cohen was there, because in using the NSA unlimited spying capabilities, they got the wrong Cohen, but included the intel in their fabricated framing of Trump. iirc

now the narrative spewers/sewers have to fabricate some rationale for their fake news. But much of the spying off NSA data is illegal ... Mueller was doing it all the time, illegally, according to Bill Binney (that developed the whole ability to spy on the world).

They use all that data to catch crooks, then develop the evidence separately (parallel construction) since the illegally obtained spy stuff can't be used in court. BUT they also use the NSA data to frame people, like Trump ... since they can piece together fake stories to fit certain timelines, and push Russians into the campaign to entrap.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 01:33 PM (Cus5s)

136 I think I am going to dedicate this song in recognition of the Media's undying love of the Prague talking point

https://youtu.be/yyZU4iNRdsM

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:33 PM (o9mAc)

137 134 I just registered for the Trump Rally in Green Bay on the 27th. How many hours early should we plan to get there so we don't get stuck outside?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

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"He's not popular at all. You probably shouldn't even show up."
-CNN

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:33 PM (oh/Sd)

138 32 Reminds me of the old lady in Forrest Gump.

But you tell it with such enthusiasm!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:22 PM (gC2IV)
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Yeah but even she figured it out eventually.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 01:33 PM (Xvo1a)

139 Ack!
Posted by: Liver Haters Network at April 19, 2019 01:30 PM (DMUuz)

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Cook it with onions, toss the liver, eat the onions.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 01:33 PM (WEBkv)

140 5 of my best girlfriends tell me melania is cheating on trump with reggie love.

you heard it here first.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (r/xAU)

141 Barr warned Trump about Cohen's phone being a loose end.

Unfortunately for Trump, Cohen's phone had been living off the grid in Europe since Cohen's arrest.

Under the pressure of the impending release of the Mueller Report, Trump was able to track down Cohen's phone to the attic of the cathedral of Notre-Dame in Paris. A surgical drone strike destroyed Cohen's phone on Monday just before 6:50 PM.

Posted by: jammby at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (Le4jq)

142 I just registered for the Trump Rally in Green Bay on the 27th. How many hours early should we plan to get there so we don't get stuck outside?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

30? I'm not kidding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)

143
125 98 I still don't understand the Fusion GPS business model, feed crap false information to the press for profit?

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (gIcXG)

Feed crap false information to the press on behalf of a client. The profit is in the original client; Fusion GPS is just the cutout and conduit.
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What is really interesting that major news organs who are paying reporters a princely sum are okay if these Journalists are taking side cash from the Fusion GPS, CIA and FBI and publishing them under the firm's banner. Has any of these fuckwads been fired by their employers platform?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (2LelM)

144
I be that someone named Cohen was in Prague once, and McClatchy can't tell the difference between Jews.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (XROPS)

145 Or did Cohen's phone try to dial 8675309?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:31 PM (o9mAc)

******

Thanxs for the earworm.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (0tfLf)

146 You would not believe all the MSM types still patting themselves on the back over their 'accurate reporting'.

I'd post the tweets but it'd look like a Seth Abramson stream.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (cF8AT)

147 It's interesting they state the 5 sources, indepent from one another, blah, blah, blah.

The 5 now realize they were pawned and did Mclatchy revisit the 5 to find out if they still stand by their leak from 2p18? That is the true question not asked or answered

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (aqric)

148 I just registered for the Trump Rally in Green Bay on the 27th. How many hours early should we plan to get there so we don't get stuck outside?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM

I sense a business opportunity for MAGA Cheesehead Chapeaus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (DMUuz)

149 141 Barr warned Trump about Cohen's phone being a loose end.

Unfortunately for Trump, Cohen's phone had been living off the grid in Europe since Cohen's arrest.

Under the pressure of the impending release of the Mueller Report, Trump was able to track down Cohen's phone to the attic of the cathedral of Notre-Dame in Paris. A surgical drone strike destroyed Cohen's phone on Monday just before 6:50 PM.
Posted by: jammby at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (Le4jq)

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Phone played by Matt Damon in The Bourne Idiocy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (oh/Sd)

150
McClatchy's Dec. 2018 reporting was based on information from five
individuals with foreign intelligence connections, who all requested
anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information shared and
concerns about sources and methods. Each obtained their information
independently from each other. McClatchy stands by the reporting.

They misspelled "bullshit."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (HaL55)

151 While the Mueller does not conclude that Cohen's phone was in Prague, it makes no statement exonerating his phone. That means it is not now up to Congress to investigate and decide the matter.

Posted by: nick at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (2BJwB)

152 It makes no statement on whether the investigation ever had evidence that Mr. Cohen's phone pinged in or near Prague

Gee, I wonder why.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (98WNR)

153 Benny, Benny, who can I turn to?

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (vtcmf)

154
142 I just registered for the Trump Rally in Green Bay on the 27th. How many hours early should we plan to get there so we don't get stuck outside?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

30? I'm not kidding.
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Wear a push up bra and show some leg. Guarantee you will be seated up front. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (2LelM)

155 we've known for what? Two years that it was the WRONG Cohen in Prague. In the old days they'd use this understandable error to hide a terrible lapse in judgement, these days they aren't even smart enough to do that.

Posted by: inogame at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (+2xjH)

156 you know the Russians are so good at hacking maybe they hacked Cohens phone number and his hairstylist.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (r/xAU)

157 >30? I'm not kidding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (GbPPJ)

Guess I better ruck up.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (sjdRT)

158 It seems none of them have a single intelligent person on staff.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 19, 2019 01:30 PM (JgA4k)

Reporters tend to be the dumbest college "educated" people. Think people who couldn't cut it as an education major. They aren't the old style reporters who had to work their way up the chain actually doing beat reporting. They have replaced most of the old guys. So now they just sit around waiting for their sources to tell them things that they breathlessly repeat.

Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (J70i0)

159 http://bit.ly/2VTSJUg
*******
Jimmy Kimmel Freaks over Mueller Report: Trump's Exoneration Means We Are F**ked
******
Acorn Finds Blind Squirrel film at 11

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (BqBId)

160 Bizarroworld: Glenn Greenwald gets it and David Fucking French doesn't.

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (8erNz)

161 Cohen's phone is living a much richer life than I am.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (NLLmE)

162 I just registered for the Trump Rally in Green Bay on the 27th. How many hours early should we plan to get there so we don't get stuck outside?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

Register as Cohen's cell phone.

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (nEOLy)

163 Is there the slightest "mystery" as to the origin of the ridiculous Prague claim?

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Abuse of NSA data, wrong NYC "Cohen"*, 702 "about" queries, that sort of thing. Idiots found a "Michael Cohen" in their NSA monitoring of comms, but it was the wrong one. Thought this was pretty much settled long ago.

* Illustration #2,346 of how dumb these people are - I refer to most of the "press" and most of the Beltway types - how idiotic does on have to be to assume that a "Michael Cohen" in NYEffingC is "the" Michael Cohen you're looking for? As if "Michael Cohen" is an unusual name IN NEW YORK CITY. Jeebus.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (QDnY+)

164 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PHONE PINGS YOU !!!!

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (9HuGt)

165 Have they been able to discern Cohen's phone's intent?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (t0Z53)

166 How did Seth Meyers dissection of the report go,did he prove Trump guilty?LOL

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (AjVAj)

167 I just realized Brian Stelter is a Pakled.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (oVJmc)

168 159 http://bit.ly/2VTSJUg
*******
Jimmy Kimmel Freaks over Mueller Report: Trump's Exoneration Means We Are F**ked
******
Acorn Finds Blind Squirrel film at 11
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (BqBId)

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Our president isn't a stooge for a foreign government means that we're fucked.

Ergo, it can be assumed that Kimmel wants our president to be a stooge to a foreign government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)

169 Five intelligent sources with connections to Las Vegas tell me HarryReid is still a pederast.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (XROPS)

170 Shorter: McClatchy stays bought by Fusion GPS.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

171 I was never in Prague!

Sure ... I might have watched some porn from Prague at one time or another ... but who hasn't?

Posted by: Michael Cohen's Cell Phone at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (mTGg+)

172 This is reminiscent of the infamous "William West" case.

in 1903, a guy named William West was sentenced to Leavenworth prison for some theft-related crime. When he showed up, the admitting clerk said, "Whoa! You must have escaped! But we caught you and brought you back!"

But William West had never been to Leavenworth before. The guard insisted he was indeed a prisoner already at the prison, convicted of murder. They argued, so the clerk did what was then the standard way of confirming people's identities -- take their "Bertillion measurements," which entailed precisely measuring various facial featured and body parts. And this guy did indeed have the exact same Bertillion measurements as the murderer William West.

But then somehting shocking happened: They checked William West's cell, and he was still in it!

Turns out this new thief "William West" guy not only had the same name as the murderer William West, but he had the exact same Bertillion measurements, and more eerily he looked EXACTLY like him. And yet they were not related in any way!

(It was this case that convinced the Feds to start using fingerprints to ID suspects.)

Anyway, how many people on Earth are named "Michael Cohen"? Ten thousand? A hundred thousand? A million? And how many of them took a vacation in Prague? Probably more than a few.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (5tb4C)

173 160 Bizarroworld: Glenn Greenwald gets it and David Fucking French doesn't.
Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (8erNz)

==========

Greenwald is a Russian apologist.

French is a 13 year old girl from 17th century aristocracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)

174 134 I just registered for the Trump Rally in Green Bay on the 27th. How many hours early should we plan to get there so we don't get stuck outside?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

Leave now.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM (cF8AT)

175 Neh-heh, veh-her.
***
this was an excellent touch.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM (XROPS)

176 141 Barr warned Trump about Cohen's phone being a loose end.

Unfortunately for Trump, Cohen's phone had been living off the grid in Europe since Cohen's arrest.

Under the pressure of the impending release of the Mueller Report, Trump was able to track down Cohen's phone to the attic of the cathedral of Notre-Dame in Paris. A surgical drone strike destroyed Cohen's phone on Monday just before 6:50 PM.
Posted by: jammby at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (Le4jq)

Somebody get this man a freakin' grant and a beer, he's crossed a pair of firehose streams.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

177 Remember the Tom Hanks movie The Man With One Red Shoe?

They got the wrong phone...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM (o9mAc)

178
And who's to say Donald Trump's urine was never in a hotel in Moscow without Trump himself? Hmmm? Hmmm??

Posted by: McClatchy Fake New at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM (ah86I)

179 Barr warned Trump about Cohen's phone being a loose end.

Unfortunately for Trump, Cohen's phone had been living off the grid in Europe since Cohen's arrest.

Under the pressure of the impending release of the Mueller Report, Trump was able to track down Cohen's phone to the attic of the cathedral of Notre-Dame in Paris. A surgical drone strike destroyed Cohen's phone on Monday just before 6:50 PM.
Posted by: jammby at April 19, 2019 01:34 PM (Le4jq)

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Phone played by Matt Damon in The Bourne Idiocy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Brian Dennehy did a great job as the Cathedral

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM (nEOLy)

180 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)
******
But for once that DOLT is right, He & the Leftards are Fucked

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM (BqBId)

181 I saw Cohen's phone drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's

it's prong was perfect

Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM (9HuGt)

182 "reporting was based on information from five individuals with foreign intelligence connections"

according to enemy spies Hillary is great and Orange Man Bad!

Posted by: x at April 19, 2019 01:38 PM (nFwvY)

183 It makes no statement on whether the investigation ever had evidence that Mr. Cohen's phone pinged in or near Prague

We plead the Fifth.

Posted by: Siri and Alexa at April 19, 2019 01:38 PM (tOP4K)

184 Just a reminder, Devin Nunes has sued McClatchy for $150 million for knowingly slandering him. He claims that there is a political actor who is behind the slander.

I'm not saying he's going after Fusion but he's going after Fusion.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 01:38 PM (/tuJf)

185 Mooch is a man

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/328156/
Posted by: steevy

FIFY

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 19, 2019 01:38 PM (myjNJ)

186 No other towers, just the one in Prague?

String somebody up, anyway. Or round up the usual suspects.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2019 01:38 PM (RuIsu)

187
McCain-clatchy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

188 Wear a push up bra and show some leg. Guarantee you will be seated up front. Guaranteed.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM

Hmmm... this IS an interesting idea...

Minions! Get on this, stat, before Tater does!

Posted by: James "Mr. Pulitzer" Accosta at April 19, 2019 01:39 PM (DMUuz)

189 Micheal Cohen wishes that he was his cell phone.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:39 PM (XROPS)

190 161 Cohen's phone is living a much richer life than I am.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (NLLmE)

Siri and Alexa will be taking the train to France.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

191 186 No other towers, just the one in Prague?

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You have to stand under it to make a call.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 01:39 PM (lnki2)

192 Staking this claim just in case nobody already has.

Will use this nic with pride.

Posted by: Michael Cohen's Cellphone at April 19, 2019 01:39 PM (QDnY+)

193 I have never seen so much effort to keep a fragile psyche from breaking down.

Posted by: Blanche DuBois at April 19, 2019 01:39 PM (hLRSq)

194 >>Cohen's phone is living a much richer life than I am.

I see it in all the posh places, Downtown.

Posted by: PETULA CLARK at April 19, 2019 01:39 PM (WgAJo)

195 Greenwald is a Russian apologist.

French is a 13 year old girl from 17th century aristocracy.

I agree on French.

As for Greenwald - yeah, but I don't worry too much about Russian apologists, Russia has more problems than he can paper over. If it weren't for their nukes they'd be about as menacing as Bolivia.

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2019 01:40 PM (8erNz)

196 Just a reminder, Devin Nunes has sued McClatchy for $150 million for knowingly slandering him. He claims that there is a political actor who is behind the slander.

I'm not saying he's going after Fusion but he's going after Fusion.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 01:38 PM (/tuJf)

heh. Where did he file?

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:40 PM (XROPS)

197 I'm a broken record on this, but this is more than standard "journalist" ignorance and propaganda. Fusion GPS paid these whores. They are damaged goods now, but who will pay them to code when their bribery is widely known?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2019 01:25 PM (kk0Yg)

They'll just fall back on the primary skill that got them jobs as journalists. Sucking dicks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 01:40 PM (3sjI6)

198 Anyway, how many people on Earth are named "Michael Cohen"? Ten thousand? A hundred thousand? A million? And how many of them took a vacation in Prague? Probably more than a few.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (5tb4C)

Ten thousand? A hundred thousand?

Whoa, there, zombie. There are only about 15 million Jews in the whole wide world. Maybe a handful of other Cohens, to add to that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (mTGg+)

199 Is the MSM, who has been lying non-stop, 24 hours a days about Trump for over two years now, demanding that Sarah Sanders resign because she lied once? Or am I losing my marbles?

Posted by: CrustyB at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (ToSAM)

200 We may never know the phone's motives.

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

201 Five intelligence sources=five people they saw on Twitter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (gC2IV)

202 >>heh. Where did he file?

Virginia.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

203 Of course I wanted Trump to win. I support Donald's efforts to help America become the world's leading energy producer. His efforts to aid the Ukraine. His fight to increase NATO spending.

Posted by: Vladi Putin at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (QB5c3)

204 Don't sleep on the Prague subway, darling

Posted by: P. Clark at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (DMUuz)

205 HODOR

*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (yQpMk)

206 203 Five intelligence sources=five people they saw on Twitter.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (gC2IV)

==========

Four separate unpaid interns at Fusion GPS and John McCain's former aide.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (oh/Sd)

207 I don't wish to alarm anyone, but DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR PHONE IS?

Bastard Android of mine was running up a tab in Monaco.

Thanks, McClatchy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (3RKQd)

208 Is this accurate?
I remember reading that the was a Michel Cohen in Prague at the time in question, just not the one related to Trump.
The article asked the question if that was evidence that Fusion GPS had access to our visa files. Don't remember reading any follow up on the idea after that. Does anyone else remember this or am I thinking about something I read in the fever swamps?

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (sYV5O)

209 ...the Call is coming from inside the Phone!

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (WgAJo)

210 Oh yeah which unfunny unwatchable late-night idiot was going to do an expanded show yesterday? Anybody watch it, any intelligent source document/fisk/ridicule it somewhere online?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (QDnY+)

211 According to a quick internet search, Michael Cohen is the 4TH most popular name in the US.

FOURTH!!!

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (XROPS)

212 Greenwald is a Russian apologist.

French is a 13 year old girl from 17th century aristocracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)

He is. But, he's been more on the mark with this than the loon French. Actually, a lot of the nutty people have been more accurate than the supposedly calm and serious types. They've shown themselves to range from clueless (Andy McCarthy) to raging morons (French, et. al.)

Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (J70i0)

213
How come these media organizations don't have any literate grownups
around who can tell the imbeciles when they've said something
embarrassingly stupid?

"They literally know nothing."
- some psycho Prog in either TFG's or Her Heinous' campaign staff.

And that's done on purpose to...
1. Save money. You know they don't pay their interns and prolly don't pay these kids much either.
...and 2. They want young, inexperienced kids to be told this bullshit because they know the kids literally don't know anything, so they can't question what they're told.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (HaL55)

214 199 Anyway, how many people on Earth are named "Michael Cohen"? Ten thousand? A hundred thousand? A million? And how many of them took a vacation in Prague? Probably more than a few.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:36 PM (5tb4C)

Ten thousand? A hundred thousand?

Whoa, there, zombie. There are only about 15 million Jews in the whole wide world. Maybe a handful of other Cohens, to add to that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

We can confidently estimate that about one-third of Jews are named Michael Cohen, so that would make 5 million.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (5tb4C)

215 204 MY ABHOMINATION WILL BE YOUR ARMAGEDDON!!
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (r9UYA)

Barack Hussein Obama?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

216 I don't wish to alarm anyone, but DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR PHONE IS?

Bastard Android of mine was running up a tab in Monaco.

Thanks, McClatchy.
Posted by: Circa

If Archer was still funny, they could run rampant with this.

Posted by: Dial M for Moron at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (nEOLy)

217 I saw A Handful of Cohens open for the DeFranco Family at Chuck E. Cheese's in '77.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (lnki2)

218 Were they bugging everyone named Michael Cohen or were they just bugging everybody?

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (Ydn2k)

219 206 Of course I wanted Trump to win. I support Donald's efforts to help America become the world's leading energy producer. His efforts to aid the Ukraine. His fight to increase NATO spending.
Posted by: Vladi Putin at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM (QB5c3)

===========

"Russia is addicted to oil which is often imported from unstable parts of the world," Putin said, in a clear reference to Russia's domestic industry, according to excerpts released ahead of the speech. "The best way to break this addiction is through technology."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (oh/Sd)

220 Your phone...is calling...FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (NLLmE)

221 Rookie mistake.

He should have used a Brno Phone.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (WgAJo)

222 215 He is. But, he's been more on the mark with this than the loon French. Actually, a lot of the nutty people have been more accurate than the supposedly calm and serious types. They've shown themselves to range from clueless (Andy McCarthy) to raging morons (French, et. al.)

Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM (J70i0)

McCarthy sounded disappointed this morning that they didn't get PDT on Obstruction.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

223 >We can confidently estimate that about one-third of Jews are named Michael Cohen, so that would make 5 million.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM (5tb4C)

We like the cut of your jib. Call us.

Posted by: CNN at April 19, 2019 01:44 PM (sjdRT)

224 I saw Cohen's Phone hanging out around the Texas Schoolbook Depository, and then later. it was surveilling a grassy knoll in Dallas many years ago.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 01:44 PM (t6MX/)

225
We may never know the phone's motives.

The Tootsie Roll Pop media strikes again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 01:44 PM (HaL55)

226 Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cohen's Phone.

Cohen's phone who?

Cohen's phone who went to Prague to collude with Putin to get trump elected and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Arglebargle. robble robble robble.....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 19, 2019 01:45 PM (9dzlp)

227 A memorable - if slightly over-done - description of Russia, years ago but post-Soviet, was "a sort of Zaire with permafrost and nuclear weapons".

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:45 PM (QDnY+)

228 Remember the Tom Hanks movie The Man With One Red Shoe?

They got the wrong phone...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:37 PM

If Looks Could Kill

The French Teacher was using his phone.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 01:45 PM (p+Wdc)

229 Maybe Michael Cone was in Prague.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:45 PM (AjVAj)

230
The great detective Barnaby Jones said "I like to shake the trees and see what falls out."

That's what Fake News is still doing: Shaking Republican Cucks to flip them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (ah86I)

231 http://bit.ly/2VUEdvv
*******
Facebook Link warning
*****
KellyAnne Conway We're accepting apologies today

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

232 I am still debating changing my name from Puddin Head to Randy Orbital Sander. What do the ettes think? Do you prefer a Puddin Head or a Randy Orbital Sander?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (2LelM)

233 >>> There are only about 15 million Jews in the whole wide world.

They are way over-represented in the field of meteorology.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (Idwdo)

234 Can you hear me now?

Posted by: Michael Cohen's phone calling from inside Prague at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (JoUsr)

235 Hun pilots get to fly the F-100 one more time

https://youtu.be/m6m5B5TrHJo

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (o9mAc)

236 He is. But, he's been more on the mark with this than the loon French. Actually, a lot of the nutty people have been more accurate than the supposedly calm and serious types. They've shown themselves to range from clueless (Andy McCarthy) to raging morons (French, et. al.)

You get a clearer picture of the world from Greenwald and the Zerohedge dudes than most of the legacy media, for sure.

Andy McCarthy is shocked, shocked that there's gambling going on in this casino. Dude wasn't willing to accept that there were really bad actors at work in what used to be his DOJ. His nuts-and-bolts analysis was always good, but he wouldn't accept that it'd become a politicized shithole.

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (8erNz)

237 232 Maybe Michael Cone was in Prague.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:45 PM (AjVAj)

More likely Michael Caine. Which makes a weird sort of sense, dammit.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

238 I saw A Handful of Cohens open for the DeFranco Family at Chuck E. Cheese's in '77.

I WAS THERE, TOO!

Hearbeat It's a Lovebeat was mired by a mother-on-mother brawl over the last piece of cheesy bread.

And Michael Cohen's phone lurking in the corner booth.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:47 PM (3RKQd)

239 Rookie mistake.

He should have used a Brno Phone.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:43 PM

******

Well played sir.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 01:47 PM (0tfLf)

240 Who fucking ties these people's shoes in the morning.???

They wear Crocs.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

241 That cell phone is out there. It doesnt sleep. It will not stop.ever. until it has colluded.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 19, 2019 01:47 PM (Y3O/C)

242 Michael Cohen's Cell Phone and Stormy Daniels Star in

*69

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:47 PM (WgAJo)

243
Has anybody started a "Michael Cohen's Phone" twatter account yet? Something like TFG's "Teleprompter of the United States?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 01:48 PM (HaL55)

244 Their sources are from Canada so you wouldn't know them.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:48 PM (gC2IV)

245 They are way over-represented in the field of meteorology.

Seismology, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:48 PM (3RKQd)

246 Michael Cohen's Cell Phone and Stormy Daniels Star in

*69

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:47 PM

I LOL'd. Well played.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 01:48 PM (p+Wdc)

247 My new ring tone is Three Cohens In A Fountain.

Loved that movie.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 01:48 PM (0tfLf)

248 Visa info would be pretty old-school and easy, but with this hilarious emphasis on Cohen's phone, it's pretty clearly sigint as the source.

And the hilarity of "sensitivity of sources and methods" ..... when the claim is that *his phone might have pinged near Prague* ..... well, it's as idiotic as almost everything these cretins "think", say, or write.

Lessee, how in the world would someone have determined that Cohen's phone was near Prague? What possible source of info might they have used?

It's a dark, incredibly well disguised mystery, comparable to the Glomar Explorer, or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM (QDnY+)

249 I'm gettin bugged driving up and down the same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip

My buddies and me are getting real well known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town

Posted by: willow-pinging Cohens phone. at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM (r/xAU)

250 Maybe a handful of other Cohens, to add to that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:41 PM

Yabbut Cohens are descendants of the Priests. Who knows what other machines they have and control? Maybe there's a Time AND Space Machine we don't know about?

Posted by: @JRandomTheorecticalConspiracyScientist at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM (DMUuz)

251 Can't wait for the Cohen brothers to produce their next film based on Russian collusion.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

252 Everything makes sense now.

It was Michael Cohen's phone on the grassy knoll all along.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM (3RKQd)

253 Sean Davis dragged the fuck out of French on Twitter today:

Sean:
Sorry, but you don't get to yadda yadda yadda the fact that there was no Russian collusion just so you can get back to your happy place of of Orange Man Bad and pretend like the baseless conspiracy theory you pushed didn't just blow up in your face.

French:
When evaluating the Mueller report, there are important questions beyond the existence of a conspiracy. A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation. It should not be this man.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM (x2PE6)

254 That's what Fake News is still doing: Shaking Republican Cucks to flip them.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 01:46 PM (ah86I)

So that's what they call hand jobs these days.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (3sjI6)

255 Schroedinger's Cohen's Phone.

IMSI/not-IMSI.

Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)

256 McCarthy was disappointed that Mueller left the question open. You either charge or dont charge. Read his article from the last few days.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (aqric)

257 256 Sean Davis dragged the fuck out of French on Twitter today:

Sean:
Sorry, but you don't get to yadda yadda yadda the fact that there was no Russian collusion just so you can get back to your happy place of of Orange Man Bad and pretend like the baseless conspiracy theory you pushed didn't just blow up in your face.

French:
When evaluating the Mueller report, there are important questions beyond the existence of a conspiracy. A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation. It should not be this man.
Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM (x2PE6)

===========

Well, it is that man. You gonna encourage Republicans to work with that man to pursue conservative policy that you want, or are you going to bitch and whine until his presidency is over?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (oh/Sd)

258 Cohen's phone is a pimp. It never could've outfought Santino.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

259 Cohen's phone was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (gC2IV)

260 The fact that Brian Williams, who should be living in the basement closet with a sack on his head, hiding from friends, neighbors, the rest of the world, instead is sitting as a news anchor, tells me everything I need to know about the media, and the saps who continue to watch them spew the vomit.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (aWjrD)

261
Anyone doubt that hollywood will soon make a movie about this?

In fact, I'll bet my left nut that a major motion picture will be released by Summe 2020 about "collusion." And it will be 100% lies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (ah86I)

262 232 Maybe Michael Cone was in Prague.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:45 PM (AjVAj)

More likely Michael Caine. Which makes a weird sort of sense, dammit.

--

There was a movie with Michael Caine where his hand was severed in a car accident and it came back on its own and started killing people. Mind of its own kind of thing. Cohen's phone saw the movie.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (JoUsr)

263 259 McCarthy was disappointed that Mueller left the question open. You either charge or dont charge. Read his article from the last few days.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (aqric)

==========

Disappointed seems a bit mild. He seemed pissed to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (oh/Sd)

264 If someone was tooling around Prague with a cell phone you would assume it would be pinging its little head off. That's what cell phones do, after all. But pinging one tower in Prague? That's weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (mTGg+)

265 Wow

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (AjVAj)

266 261 Cohen's phone is a pimp. It never could've outfought Santino.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

262 Cohen's phone was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (gC2IV)

===========

Nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (oh/Sd)

267 French:
When evaluating the Mueller report, there are important questions beyond the existence of a conspiracy. A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation.

--

Hey fatboy - they did, November 2016.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (YslsA)

268 What percentage of "journalists" realizes Prague isn't in North America, let alone could find it on a map? Make the odds worth it before you place a bet on higher than 20 percent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (kk0Yg)

269 261262
Moronic convergence.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (p+Wdc)

270 It makes no statement on whether the investigation ever had evidence that Mr. Cohen's phone pinged in or near Prague

Which Prague?
Prague, OK?Prague, NE?New Prague, MN?

Posted by: Bert G at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (tOP4K)

271 261 Cohen's phone is a pimp. It never could've outfought Santino.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

262 Cohen's phone was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (gC2IV)

This is why I love this place sexually.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

272 Backwards Boy I've already staked out that nic here (above), but I don't do the twatters, so someone else should (really should) grab it and use it.

But remember - the people we're mocking are so dumb, and ignorant, and/or delusional, that they literally don't get the humor or sarcasm. One of the great tactical dilemmas of Dumbed Down America today - so much/many are beyond parody, and even when parody rises to the occasion, the targets are unable to appreciate or understand it.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (QDnY+)

273 Nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (oh/Sd)

It's too late. Cohen's Phone has gotten to them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (t6MX/)

274 The Third Phone.

"Poor Cohen. Poor all of us, when you come to think of it."

Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

275 Damn. The Horde mind is a strange and wonderful thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

276
It's 75 degrees. Which means....all the hot dog rolls will be sold out by the time I get to the market.

I miss Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (ah86I)

277 256
Sean Davis dragged the fuck out of French on Twitter today:

Sean:

Sorry, but you don't get to yadda yadda yadda the fact that there
was no Russian collusion just so you can get back to your happy place of
of Orange Man Bad and pretend like the baseless conspiracy theory you
pushed didn't just blow up in your face.

French:

When evaluating the Mueller report, there are important questions
beyond the existence of a conspiracy. A free people should ask what
kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation. It
should not be this man.

Posted by: Azathoth at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM (x2PE6)

And you don't get to yadda yadda yadda your way past a coup attempt of a duly elected President and the illegal actions of the deep state tools because you don't like the Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (9dzlp)

278 261 - 262. This place is a cult of white nationalist Nazis.

Posted by: CNN at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (sjdRT)

279
261 Cohen's phone is a pimp. It never could've outfought Santino.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (NWiLs)
262 Cohen's phone was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (gC2IV)

SCARY!

Posted by: willow-pinging Cohens phone. at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (r/xAU)

280 Putting out fire with gasoline.

Posted by: morigu at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (jNOuE)

281 French:
When evaluating the Mueller report, there are important questions beyond the existence of a conspiracy. A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation.

******

Wait a minute. Progs have been saying for some time that America was never that great.
So which is it???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (0tfLf)

282 Already mentioned?

The Michael Cohen in Prague mistake likely indicates the dossier was written in part based on NSA 302 queries done by an FBI contractor.

Mike Rogers/NSA discovered many, many queries on NSA db by these contractors and shut it down.

Hence, if Prague mistake is a mistake, it shows that FBI assisted with dossier, and maybe much bigger scandal about FBI allowing contractors like Fusion GPS and/or Crowdstrike use NSA dbs to get oppo research on opponents of Dems.

Did I remember that correctly?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (W+vEI)

283 Cohen's phoen had goen aloen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (oVJmc)

284 "McClatchy's Dec. 2018 reporting was based on information from five individuals with foreign intelligence connections, who all requested anonymity because of the sensitivity of the information shared and concerns about sources and methods."

I'll bet they requested anonymity. Who would want to admit Christopher Steele and/or Fusion GPS reached out to a lot - and I mean a lot - of distribution channels?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (6eEQ+)

285 There was a movie with Michael Caine where his hand was severed in a car accident and it came back on its own and started killing people. Mind of its own kind of thing. Cohen's phone saw the movie.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (JoUsr)

That sounds like Jessica Alba's first movie. I can't remember the name of it. Bad Thoughts or something ... Man, she was super cute.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (mTGg+)

286 238 Hun pilots get to fly the F-100 one more time

https://youtu.be/m6m5B5TrHJo

Yeah, I guess you go to war with the planes you've got.

I love old aluminum, but you have to admit that the USAF bought a whole lot of the wrong planes for the job they had to do, and the Navy did a whole lot better.

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (8erNz)

287 A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation. It should not be this man.

Sit back and ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Careful, Mr. French, you're going to get your tie caught in your contradictions and hurt yourself.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (3RKQd)

288 Walter Sobchak:
Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (2LelM)

289 Hah. The funny thing is I have no idea what that Santino line is about.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (NLLmE)

290 French:
When evaluating the Mueller report, there are important questions beyond the existence of a conspiracy. A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation.

--

Hey fatboy - they did, November 2016.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2019 01:52 PM (YslsA)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

291 >I miss Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (ah86I)

**SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK**

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (sjdRT)

292 Have to give them credit for imagination

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (BbGew)

293 Buy the new Treasoner GTX, our latest phone design.

It has 4G in preloaded bribes, it's semi-auto with the thing that goes up, and it jailbreaks itself on command.

This baby practically steals itself.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (Z4rgH)

294 That sounds like Jessica Alba's first movie. I can't remember the name of it. Bad Thoughts or something ... Man, she was super cute.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (mTGg+)

Idle Hands.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

295 267
If someone was tooling around Prague with a cell phone you would assume
it would be pinging its little head off. That's what cell phones do,
after all. But pinging one tower in Prague? That's weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (mTGg+)

I'm picky that way.

Posted by: Cohen's Phone at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (9dzlp)

296 Did I remember that correctly?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 01:53 PM (W+vEI)

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: Cohen's Phohen at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (t6MX/)

297 I'm gettin bugged driving up and down the same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip

My buddies and me are getting real well known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Posted by: willow-pinging Cohens phone. at April 19, 2019 01:49 PM

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Barbara Ann
Take my gland
Barbara Ann
You got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba Barbara Ann

Posted by: Cohen's phone, pinging back at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (DMUuz)

298 *Fistbumps Insom*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (gC2IV)

299 "You idiots need to stop printing up every bit of bullshit one of Fusion GPS' paid sources/shills sticks in front of you."

Why?

Posted by: MSM Idiots at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (5eIA9)

300
What the heck is going with Flynn's sentencing? His 90 day extension was over weeks ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (ah86I)

301
Hah. The funny thing is I have no idea what that Santino line is about.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM

Godfather quote.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (p+Wdc)

302 CPL wishes he could be as cool as Cohen's phone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (o9mAc)

303 He should have used a Brno Phone.
Posted by: garrett

Threadwinner.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (5tb4C)

304 I love old aluminum, but you have to admit that the USAF bought a whole lot of the wrong planes for the job they had to do, and the Navy did a whole lot better.

The F-100 was the best straight-line dogfighter ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (3RKQd)

305 holy crap

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (d7Ww2)

306 261 Cohen's phone is a pimp. It never could've outfought Santino.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:50 PM (NWiLs)
262 Cohen's phone was a pimp. He could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (gC2IV)

The Horde Mind can be ... disturbing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

307 297
That sounds like Jessica Alba's first movie. I can't remember the name
of it. Bad Thoughts or something ... Man, she was super cute.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (mTGg+)

Idle Hands.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

Put em to work honey.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (9dzlp)

308 Hence, if Prague mistake is a mistake, it shows that FBI assisted with dossier, and maybe much bigger scandal about FBI allowing contractors like Fusion GPS and/or Crowdstrike use NSA dbs to get oppo research on opponents of Dems.

And FBI performed surveillance to concoct Dossier, which they then used in FISA application without disclosing their involvement.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (oVJmc)

309 A huge swath of our nation is filled with somewhat functional people with personality disorders.

If only I were motivated to hang up a shingle and declare myself a specialist in Coping in Trump's America I would be a millionaire.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (Z3zSO)

310 The Hand was a remake and I think the Jessica Alba movie was another remake.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (AjVAj)

311 >>Did I remember that correctly?

Pretty much.

But they are 702 queries. 302s are FBI interview forms.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (/tuJf)

312 >>French:

When evaluating the Mueller report, there are important questions
beyond the existence of a conspiracy. A free people should ask what
kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation. It
should not be this man.
- - - -
OMFG!

Just say it. SAY IT:

"Trump should be impeached/prosecuted/run out of DC simply because I don't like him."

That's it. All this bluster about why one really has to now consider blah blah blah is pathetic.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

313 "McClatchy's Dec. 2018 reporting was based on information from five individuals with foreign intelligence connections,"

So McClatchy COLLUDED WITH FOREIGN SPIES to undermine the 2016 election.

Am I interpreting that correctly?

Posted by: gp Put Down Roots In A Sh!thole at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (mk9aG)

314 When evaluating the Mueller report, there are important questions beyond the existence of a conspiracy. A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation.

I fully agree with his sentiment.

But in November 2016 you basically had no choice. It was the asshole or the criminal.

And so far the asshole's been the right choice.

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (8erNz)

315 Idle Hands.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

That was it. Thanks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (mTGg+)

316 301 *Fistbumps Insom*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (gC2IV)

Right on!

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

317 When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous smartphone.

Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (Bdeb0)

318
Coen's cellphone had a threesome with Siri and Alexa.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (EAA/O)

319
Whoa, there, zombie. There are only about 15 million Jews in the
whole wide world. Maybe a handful of other Cohens, to add to that.
=====

Obviously the Cohan family should be included as well. George M(ichael) Cohan -- all those yankee doodles.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (MIKMs)

320 I love old aluminum, but you have to admit that the USAF bought a whole
lot of the wrong planes for the job they had to do, and the Navy did a
whole lot better.

Look up the F3H Demon and get back to me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (o9mAc)

321 >>But they are 702 queries. 302s are FBI interview forms.

ARGH!! Yes, "702's"
Thanks for the correction!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (W+vEI)

322 F-100 was fine it's time,first supersonic fighter.The state of the art was moving fast in those days.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (AjVAj)

323 It's a new kind of self-propelled phone that can fly itself to a pre-programmed location. Manufactured by the Acme Trump Company.

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (BeXId)

324 315 OMFG!

Just say it. SAY IT:

"Trump should be impeached/prosecuted/run out of DC simply because I don't like him."

That's it. All this bluster about why one really has to now consider blah blah blah is pathetic.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

===========

It's not because French doesn't like Trump. It's for the highly statesman like reason that Trump once paid for sex with a woman who was not his wife.

Absolutely anything else he does pales in comparison.

Because David French is a deep thinker that thinks deep thoughts about deep things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (oh/Sd)

325 Benny, Benny, you're the guy for me.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (vtcmf)

326 You what's really smart?

Putting Jessica Alba in a movie and making her invisible.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (NLLmE)

327 302s are FBI agents' exercises in creative writing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

328 I liked that movie where Gregory Peck blew up the Nazis, The Phones of Navaronne.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)

329 Anna F7U says hi

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (AjVAj)

330 So is the moral of the story don't trust your phone or never let it go out after dark on its own?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (BbGew)

331 Old and busted: Christopher Walken, Vietnam, wristwatch.
New hotness: GPS Fusion flunky, Prague, cellphone.

Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

332 We live in such stupid times.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (AjVAj)

333 Lizzy, I think it was 702 "about" queries, you might be confusulating 302s (FBI notes of interviews) with that term. Rest of what you said was right. Thing Rogers/then NSA chief's review showed 80%+ of such queries were improper.

Hey, not a bad contamination rate when you're just talking massive total Big Brother surveillance of a free people living under the protection of law and the constitution, right?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (QDnY+)

334 333 So is the moral of the story don't trust your phone or never let it go out after dark on its own?
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (BbGew)

Never feed it after midnight.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

335 329 You what's really smart?

Putting Jessica Alba in a movie and making her invisible.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (NLLmE)

===========

To be fair, the movie was generally terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (oh/Sd)

336 I liked that movie where Gregory Peck blew up the Nazis, The Phones of Navaronne.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM

A Cell Tower Too Far.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (p+Wdc)

337 cohens phone, "ya got the information I want?"

Pragues ping, "da ya hear that? it's making plans."

Cohens phone, "man I'm still tired from that trip I made all alone , without anyone to hold me"

the audacity of a phone, on Truestory.

Posted by: willow-pinging Cohens phone. at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (r/xAU)

338 >>What the heck is going with Flynn's sentencing? His 90 day extension was over weeks ago.

Delayed again until the trial of his business partner is complete.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (/tuJf)

339 According to a quick internet search, Michael Cohen is the 4TH most popular name in the US.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:42 PM

You still believe polls?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (DMUuz)

340 A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation.

We did. Where were you, Prague?

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (OiC69)

341 You what's really smart?

Putting Jessica Alba in a movie and making her invisible.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 01:57 PM (NLLmE)

===========

To be fair, the movie was generally terrible.

A little nipple action could have saved it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

342 Oh yeah the F7U Cutlass with such a nose high AOA almost needed a cherry-picker to get into the cockpit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (o9mAc)

343 290 A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation. It should not be this man.

Sit back and ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Careful, Mr. French, you're going to get your tie caught in your contradictions and hurt yourself.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (3RKQd)

Did he ever say that about Obama? If not, then he isn't to be taken seriously.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (xjiRE)

344 liked that movie where Gregory Peck blew up the Nazis, The Phones of Navaronne.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)

And the sequel, "Force 10 from Klondike-6492"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (8pLCd)

345 cohens phone was just bored with it all man, had to see new stuff.

Posted by: willow-pinging Cohens phone. at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (r/xAU)

346 It's not because French doesn't like Trump. It's for the highly statesman like reason that Trump once paid for sex with a woman who was not his wife.

Absolutely anything else he does pales in comparison.

If you ran everyone out of DC that paid for sex, the dust cloud would not settle for a week. Including people who are less than twenty feet from wherever French is standing RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 02:00 PM (3RKQd)

347 The F-100 was the best straight-line dogfighter ever.

It was The World's First Supersonic Fighter, but in the end the Hun's ability to top Mach 1 proved meaningless, the Navy got more speed and more range out of the Crusader on the same engine and a similar timeframe and what the USAF really needed was a shitload of Navy AF-1Es until the A-7 came along.

Posted by: JEM at April 19, 2019 02:00 PM (8erNz)

348 There I was...light as the ether. Floating over Prague. Or maybe it was Utah.

Posted by: Joel and Ethan Cohen's phone at April 19, 2019 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

349 You ever notice how nobody ever defends or praises the press except the press its self?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2019 02:00 PM (39g3+)

350 Blue Cell Phone loves Prague Steel.

You got that?

Posted by: Bud Chicken to McClatchy Reporter at April 19, 2019 02:00 PM (mTGg+)

351 Oliver Stone co wrote and directed The Hand.Did not know that until I just looked it up.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 02:00 PM (AjVAj)

352 352 You ever notice how nobody ever defends or praises the press except the press its self?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2019 02:00 PM (39g3+)

==========

Democrats seem to do it a fair bit from time to time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 02:00 PM (oh/Sd)

353
Anyone here like to watch the Body Language Ghost?

Here's her take on Barr and "the catatonic" Rodentstein:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl9DwPBPwXI

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 02:01 PM (ah86I)

354 sometimes a phones just gotta do what it wants when it want.s

who are you to judge.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 02:01 PM (r/xAU)

355 I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those meddling McClatchy Kids!

Posted by: Cohen Phone Phoning Home at April 19, 2019 02:01 PM (6eEQ+)

356 >>Oliver Stone co wrote and directed The Hand

Was that a Thing?

Posted by: Morticia at April 19, 2019 02:01 PM (WgAJo)

357 McClatchy stock.....

10/1/2003..........$741.60
Today................... $3.43

The classically trained highly professional journalists with the highest ethical standards have made the corporate stock affordable for most everyone. They speak truth to power.

Posted by: Anchovy at April 19, 2019 02:01 PM (B3kya)

358 The F-100 was the best straight-line dogfighter ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: F-104 Starfighter at April 19, 2019 02:01 PM (DMUuz)

359
And the hilarity of "sensitivity of sources and methods" ..... when the
claim is that *his phone might have pinged near Prague* ..... well, it's
as idiotic as almost everything these cretins "think", say, or write.
*facepalm*
"Might have...?" WTFF? It either did or did not "ping near Prague." It's either one or the other. That's a simple yes or no answer. There is no area in between. But we all know that binary thingys frighten and confuse Progs and this is just one more example.

It's further proof, as if we needed any, that we're dealing with some seriously crazy people here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 02:02 PM (HaL55)

360 359 >>Oliver Stone co wrote and directed The Hand

Was that a Thing?
Posted by: Morticia at April 19, 2019 02:01 PM (WgAJo)

Does It really matter?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

361 So is the moral of the story don't trust your phone or never let it go out after dark on its own?

If you leave it bedside, it's sitting there watching you while you sleep.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 02:02 PM (3RKQd)

362 312
A huge swath of our nation is filled with somewhat functional people with personality disorders.

If
only I were motivated to hang up a shingle and declare myself a
specialist in Coping in Trump's America I would be a millionaire.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 19, 2019 01:55 PM (Z3zSO)
+++I hated every single day of the Obama presidency. The only place I occasionally complained or mocked him was here. I certainly did not go out and stomp my feet, scream at people who ate in restaurants, or knock them over the head with bike locks, or even go on a pancake eating gorge-fest.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 02:02 PM (aWjrD)

363 >>Lizzy, I think it was 702 "about" queries, you might be confusulating 302s (FBI notes of interviews) with that term. Rest of what you said was right. Thing Rogers/then NSA chief's review showed 80%+ of such queries were improper.

Hey, not a bad contamination rate when you're just talking massive total Big Brother surveillance of a free people living under the protection of law and the constitution, right?

- - -
Yep, no biggie

And THAT is a huge scandal they clearly need to be shut down.

You can tell which key pieces of Spygate will make it ALL crumble by what they are defending:
-- Cohen on Prague
-- Assange/Russia hacking the DNC server
-- Trump being responsible for Hillary's server being hacked by making a joke months (years?) after it had been retired.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 02:02 PM (W+vEI)

364 347 liked that movie where Gregory Peck blew up the Nazis
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Scambusters.

Posted by: zombie at April 19, 2019 02:02 PM (5tb4C)

365 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 01:51 PM (oh/Sd)
*******
That tub of goo is a Day late & a Donut short

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 02:03 PM (BqBId)

366

If Mr Cunningham and Denny Hastert had a son...

William Barr.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 02:03 PM (ah86I)

367 Oliver Stone co wrote and directed The Hand

Was that a Thing?

Posted by: Morticia at April 19, 2019 02:01 PM (WgAJo)

Does It really matter?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 02:02 PM

No.

Posted by: John Carpenter at April 19, 2019 02:03 PM (p+Wdc)

368 So, here's an interesting thing about The Post, Spielberg's movie about The Pentagon Papers.

The editor of the paper was chummy with Jack Kennedy, and admits that he buried stories for the president because he considered Kennedy a friend. He gives a speech to he publisher about how the press and politicians have been far too chummy for far too long, and now it must change.

He, of course, has wanted to publish The Papers since he heard about them when The NYT first started running its stories, so this isn't actually some great change of behavior from him. He was gonna do it no matter what, as long as his publisher allowed him to. He pretty much fully admits that he's a simpering partisan of a newspaper editor, but this effort to embarrass Nixon, a man he hates anyway, is meant to show him as a 1st Amendment hero.

It's such a bizarre movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 02:03 PM (oh/Sd)

369 A free press is essential to Western Civilization.

A stupid press on the other hand....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 02:03 PM (3RKQd)

370 You mean the A-1E/AD-5 Skyraider that could seat 4?

I think you mean the AD-6/AD-7/A-1J/A-1H Skyraider.

The SLUF was built off A-4 and F-8 experience because the Navy wanted a new attack plane right now. Plus it used a non-afterburning TF-30 that had originally been designed to power the F-111 with afterburner. And amazingly the A-7A was in combat within two years of the first flight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 02:04 PM (o9mAc)

371 didn't realize I could have such phone(y) conversations with myself.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 02:04 PM (r/xAU)

372 It's 10:00 O'Clock. Do you know where your phone is?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

373 David French, his poodle

David, french his poodle

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2019 02:05 PM (Z4rgH)

374 The Thing had the misfortune to come out the same summer as E.T.Really a fine film that deserved to be a hit.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 02:05 PM (AjVAj)

375 the phones hiding under your bed.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 02:05 PM (r/xAU)

376 A free press is essential to Western Civilization.

A stupid press on the other hand...

Is essential to the care of birds.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 02:05 PM (g0Lfb)

377 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 27%
Sanders 16%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 7%
Warren 4%
Booker 2%
Buttigieg 2%
Hickenlooper 2%
Castro 1%
Gabbard 1%

Poll is from 3/15 to 4/15. Which is unusually long.

Posted by: Ha at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (MAstk)

378 346 290 A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation. It should not be this man.

Sit back and ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Careful, Mr. French, you're going to get your tie caught in your contradictions and hurt yourself.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (3RKQd)

Did he ever say that about Obama? If not, then he isn't to be taken seriously.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (xjiRE)

There's something wrong with that boy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (JgA4k)

379 David French IS a poodle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (o9mAc)

380 The Thing had the misfortune to come out the same summer as E.T.Really a fine film that deserved to be a hit.
Posted by: steevy

Plus ET was a snoozer. Bad luck.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (NLLmE)

381

Saw some left attorney on FOX. Somebody Ungar.

Apparently the new collusion line of attack is that the Mueller report IS an indictment - it just didn't become an official indictment because different rules apply to POTUS, and if he were a private citizen (which he WAS at the time, but whatever) then he'd be indicted.

So, IOW, Trump did collude and obstruct, and we're not saying he was indicted... but he was indicted. For realsies, dudes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (5aX2M)

382 Oliver Stone co wrote and directed The Hand

Was that a Thing?

-
Loved that movie!

Posted by: Bob Kraft at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (+y/Ru)

383
The very idea that Rod Rosenstein is anything but a duplicitous deep state weasel is silly.

Watch the video from yesterday and you'll see a man who and who is participating there Against His Will.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (ah86I)

384 I will bet that Bongino and his resident fact checker Matt Palumbo will end up publishong an Annotated version of the Mueller Report with citations to MSM articles that debunk almost every negative "fact."

If he doesn't, I just might.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (FzjAl)

385 >>Steven Spielberg's The Post...It's such a bizarre movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 02:03 PM (oh/Sd)

Yes. More's the pity that Squeaky Fromme doesn't break into the editorial meeting and paint the walls with their innards, fade to red, roll credits.

Hollywood sucks.

Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

386 http://bit.ly/2VQL8G4
********
Pollster says there is a shift in independent voters' views of Mueller probe | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 02:07 PM (BqBId)

387 375
It's 10:00 O'Clock. Do you know where your phone is?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

+++I am looking at my phone right now. It is 4 feet away from me on the counter. Or is it????

Posted by: washrivergal at April 19, 2019 02:07 PM (aWjrD)

388 388 >>Steven Spielberg's The Post...It's such a bizarre movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 02:03 PM (oh/Sd)

Yes. More's the pity that Squeaky Fromme doesn't break into the editorial meeting and paint the walls with their innards, fade to red, roll credits.

Hollywood sucks.
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

============

Zod!!!

Yay!

I watched Borgman on your recommendation. I liked it.

https://t.co/bNo1rwXHWC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 02:07 PM (oh/Sd)

389 Poll is from 3/15 to 4/15. Which is unusually long.

That's 1/15.

Not really long at all.

I MEAN, I HAD TO DO IT, IT WAS A HANGING CURVEBALL.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 02:07 PM (3RKQd)

390 All of their sources independently received the same data from the same anonymous emailer from Think Progress.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 19, 2019 02:08 PM (Lv2jv)

391 I should start mailing my phone places.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 02:08 PM (NpvYf)

392 R4D, FTW!

Posted by: Jane Curtain's The Best Aircraft in the World at April 19, 2019 02:08 PM (DMUuz)

393 The phone IS IN THE HOUSE!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 19, 2019 02:08 PM (ufFY8)

394 394 I should start mailing my phone places.
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 02:08 PM (NpvYf)

==========

None of us are important enough to play that game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 02:08 PM (oh/Sd)

395

Body Language Ghost on Rodentstein: "He's dead inside."

I concur.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 02:08 PM (ah86I)

396 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 27%
Sanders 16%
Harris 7%
O'Rourke 7%
Warren 4%
Booker 2%
Buttigieg 2%
Hickenlooper 2%
Castro 1%
Gabbard 1%

Poll is from 3/15 to 4/15. Which is unusually long.
Posted by: Ha at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (MAstk)
*****
Buttigiegmentum

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 02:08 PM (BqBId)

397 Nood

Posted by: Ha at April 19, 2019 02:09 PM (MAstk)

398

noopd

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 02:09 PM (ah86I)

399 Michael Cohen's body double was in Prague with Melania's body double -- urinating on beds!

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 19, 2019 02:09 PM (RjT9g)

400 At the deli I saw a stack of NY Post, with headline: Trump Clean. Next to the Fishwrap of Record "Mueller Report Details Trump Russia Contacts; Trump Frantic to Foil Investitation"

Even I am shocked. The deliberate obfuscation of "contacts" aside: "frantic?" Even in the realm of pure shit non-journalism how can such a florid, emotional, subjective word even be presented as a "fact"?

Please state for the jury Dr. Feelgood how the subject behaved in a "frantic" fashion.
Objection Your Honor. Calls for meaningless bullshit.
Sustained.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 19, 2019 02:10 PM (koNhm)

401 The modern media is like a Chinese fire drill of rumor and innuendo.

Get back in the fucking clown car!

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2019 02:10 PM (LuPts)

402 This could happen if you bought one of those cheap Chinese phones. Many of them have a hidden chip inside that tries to collude with Russia.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 19, 2019 02:10 PM (l9m7l)

403

One percent of Dems think Julian Castro should be President. This disturbs me more than any other number on that list.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 02:10 PM (3RKQd)

404 346
290 A free people should ask what kind of man they want at the helm of the world's greatest nation. It should not be this man.

Sit back and ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Careful, Mr. French, you're going to get your tie caught in your contradictions and hurt yourself.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 01:54 PM (3RKQd)

Did he ever say that about Obama? If not, then he isn't to be taken seriously.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 01:59 PM (xjiRE)

Remember our choice was Trump warts and all or Chlamydia Thundershart who had an illegal secret server that was under subpenaoe when she wiped the drive, only to have all the emails turn up on the laptop of the pervy husband of a her muslim assistant; who then went to a afternoon tea with he FBI to talk about the "matter"; which was never recorded; while also having her personal attorney who happened to be her chief of staff during her time at State in the room with her while the FBI destroyed the computing equipment for her.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at April 19, 2019 02:10 PM (9dzlp)

405 I'm not saying he's going after Fusion but he's going after Fusion.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 01:38 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

Discovery will be great fun. Wonder if we'll learn that Fusion GPS is actually a satellite operation of the CIA. Even funner!

Posted by: IrishEi at April 19, 2019 02:10 PM (NtglE)

406 Kraft sock off.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 19, 2019 02:10 PM (9dzlp)

407 Plus ET was a snoozer. Bad luck.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (NLLmE)

E.T. blew donkey shlong ... which is pretty bad for a kids' movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 02:12 PM (mTGg+)

408 This could happen if you bought one of those cheap Chinese phones. Many of them have a hidden chip inside that tries to collude with Russia.

They also book Perillo tours to Italy for themselves with that divorced hussy's Amazon Fire when you aren't looking.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 02:12 PM (3RKQd)

409 Posted by: Ha at April 19, 2019 02:06 PM (MAstk)

Which goes to show that the press buzz does not actually mean anything. Because according to the loving coverage, Buttgieg(?) is about ready to be acclaimed the new Lightbringer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 19, 2019 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

410 The very idea that Rod Rosenstein is anything but a duplicitous deep state weasel is silly.

--------

I know. Hope springs eternal. The guy fires Comey, as he was commanded to do, and then hires a man with close professional and personal and money connections to Comey to head up the Special Counsel.

The logic here is an obvious progression.

1.) Rod Rosenstein is an honest lawman, but the single most incompetent one in the country, and managed to rise to the top of the FBI by Chance the Gardener luck.

2.) Rod Rosenstein was a deep state crony, he and his friends viewed the Comey firing as a trigger for a coup, he installed one of Comey's homies to get the President and his crew, and now he's playing both sides against the middle to save his lousy skin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 02:13 PM (5aX2M)

411 Nuder. Barr.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 02:13 PM (3RKQd)

412 The only "shift" in my opinion possible at this point is whether the treasonous Deep State coup conspirators should first be hanged before drawn and quartered.
I'm open minded that way.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 19, 2019 02:14 PM (koNhm)

413
Hands up, bitchez!

Ima gangsta now!

Posted by: Cohen's Phone at April 19, 2019 02:14 PM (CRRq9)

414 McCarthy sounded disappointed this morning that they didn't get PDT on Obstruction.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

I still cannot understand why McCarthy has any credibility with anyone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 19, 2019 02:14 PM (f3oO4)

415 Is it possible that McClatchy got its Pragues mixed up? There is a Prague, Nebraska. Maybe Cohen was on a jet that passed over Prague, NE and he was talking on his phone. Even little towns in flyover country have cell phone towers these days.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 19, 2019 02:16 PM (ebZss)

416 It was Cohens Phone. See 12 reasons Fake News has morphed into Phoney news Number 7 will amaze you.

Posted by: Presstitutes are too Fk'n Stupid to learn to code at April 19, 2019 02:59 PM (cCxiu)

417 Michael Cohen was in Prague. Michael Cohen the art dealer.

This got thrown in when Nellie Ohr was pawing through NSA intercepts looking for travel records of the Trump family and associates. In other words, it is proof of crime.

Posted by: Dave E. Crockett at April 19, 2019 04:14 PM (g5UVy)

418 McClatchy still hasn't exceeded the idiocy of 'As Violence Falls in Iraq, Cemetery Workers Feel the Pinch'

Posted by: MikeN at April 19, 2019 05:46 PM (o/eHL)

419 Trump kept Rosenstein around, let him bring in Mueller because he was hoodwinked? Too inexperienced in the ways of D.C.?

I think everybody needs to cool their jets and give Trump some credit for being a reasonable judge of people. Rosenstein and Mueller may not be white hats, but they did exactly what Trump needed them to do. Who won this round? That's right: PDT. Who lost? The Dems, the media, the deep state, Clinton, Obama...ALL OF THEM.

Maybe for Mueller and Rosenstein it was either play along or go up the river for U1? I've no idea at this point but neither do the folks around here who seem convinced that they do. We should know within a few months if we're ever going to.

Posted by: Lawrence L at April 19, 2019 07:12 PM (Uu7xZ)

420 52 >>>Just how high of a crime or misdemeanor is pinging, actually?

Submariners hardest hit.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 19, 2019 01:24 PM (VWp7G)

One ping only, Vasily.

Sorry if I repeated this.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 19, 2019 11:39 PM (MwFQu)

421 Did McCatchy think to check the phone's passport stamps?

Posted by: CleanWillie at April 21, 2019 10:58 AM (TwCsL)

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