"Veep" Writer: We Based Some of the Awful Behavior of Our Show's Unpleasant Main Character On Rumors We Heard About Amy Klobuchar

One rumor they heard a "million times" -- that Amy Klobuchar actually made her staffers shave her legs for her.

They tried to work that into the show, but it was too absurd.

Is it true? Well, let me apply the same standard to Amy Klobuchar as she applied to Brett Kavanaugh: If someone said it, fuck yeah it's true!

But apparently the terrible, terrible character "Selina Meyers" was partly based on Amy Klobuchar.

Such a nasty woman.

Below, Barstool Sports has discovered video of Amy Klobuchar on the Metro.



Okay, before anyone asks: No, it's not really her.

But so what? Per the Kavanaugh standard, if someone claimed it, it proves you're unfit for office.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:25 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (qC1Sy)

2 Wow, twice in one day.

Along with actually getting some work done.

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (qC1Sy)

3 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2019 06:21 PM (cqNba)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (IXZGh)

5
She made them shave her legs, but with their teeth...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (zBaqJ)

6 Vid seems real to me. If it's on the internet, it has to be true.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

7 Maybe if you were a lady they'd behave like gentlemen.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (zmIJL)

8 LUL

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (BXMxN)

9
What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

10 4 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:22 PM (IXZGh)
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FIRST!!!!!!

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)

11 Klobuchar's interview with Bret Baier yesterday was something. She comes across as brittle, unpleasant, quick to anger, testy, entitled, bitchy, mean as hell, spiteful, and cruel.

Other than that, she seems nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

12 She made them...shave her legs. That's disturbing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

13 I find the video serious and credible.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (BXMxN)

14 Amy Klobuchar studied at the Hillary Clinton Charm School in her earlier years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

15 And does the sound drop for anyone else a small way in? It seems to come back 42 seconds in.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (IXZGh)

16
When Al Franken's happen to nice people...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

17 Barstool News Network????

Gawd. I might actually start watching news again.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (K8gH+)

18 It sounds like Amy created a hostile work environment - she should immediately resign!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (Vz97c)

19 I could only watch that for two seconds.


I knew I shouldn't click. I clicked.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

20
Hi, Amy Klobuchar for Gillette...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

21 What the fuc is wrong with the harridan in the video.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (0OmEj)

22 I don't know who Amy Klobuchar is, but I do know I'm supposed to hate her.

Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (c+2jX)

23 See no one can ever claim I made a staffer shave my legs because I keep it au natural


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (cRkMZ)

24 VEEP writer only dishing on Klobuchar because she might challenge Kameltoe's ascendency.

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (/f5AZ)

25 I can't see the vid, dang it!

Posted by: kalllisto at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (KOyUH)

26 What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)


Wasn't she the crazy old chick in the movie Young Frankenstein? Frau Klobuchar?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (9Om/r)

27 Klobuchar is a Sweaty Betty

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (HrSJb)

28 Who shaves Cory Booker's legs?

Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (786Ro)

29 "What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?"

Orc

Posted by: freaked at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

30 I still laugh every time I see the video of her announcement, standing there in the snowstorm, snow building up on her head.

Another thirty minutes she would have resembled a Yeti.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

31 If I was a straight woman and I hired a female staffer who after looking nice and decent at the interview, then descended into hairiness and uglitude, I would certainly pull her aside and have a discussion about hygiene and professional attire.

Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (3HNOQ)

32 So the one thing worse than a Democrat running everything is a female Democrat running everything.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (NLLmE)

33 24 VEEP writer only dishing on Klobuchar because she might challenge Kameltoe's ascendency.
Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (/f5AZ)


And someone is going all out with brown Willie Brown's brown willie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

34

Edith Prickley

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (aKsyK)

35 I don't know who Amy Klobuchar is, but I do know I'm supposed to hate her.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (c+2jX)


Isn't that enough? What more do you need?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (t+qrx)

36 FIRST!!!!!!

Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)


My plan. She's working......

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (IXZGh)

37 My hippocampus says that bitch is Amy Klobuchar. And don't you dare question my hippocampus.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (hjaPQ)

38 She's in it for the cash ala Jill Stein recount millions. Oops, I have a few millions left over from my presidential campaign. So sorry, I guess this will pay for my new vacation house in Costa Rica.

That and she can demand higher speaking fees because now she's a presidential candidate.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (pRXuV)

39 When the Hell is the confirmation vote for Barr in the Senate? Damn they move slow

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (HrSJb)

40 I can't imagine standing there and staying quiet like all those people are. I just don't have that kind of verbal self control, I couldn't do it. Now I wouldn't be angry, I would be laughing, but I would be doing EVERYTHING I could to really push her over the edge!

I mean when she is saying "why? why?" about 1000 good answers pop into my mind immediately.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (k1TUh)

41 Guys, Just ask yourself one question. Would you marry her?

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (7ZQe3)

42 California will see your Amy Klobuchar and raise you Commielah Harris, who was a whore to boot.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

43 Even worse, she made them weave the shaven hairs into a blanket for her dog.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (zmIJL)

44 I hope her former staffers make big coin when they publish the tell all book about what a raging lunatic this bitch is to her staff.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (ffYR/)

45 I wonder how high up she had them shave?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (JcXHH)

46 Evidently Klobachar is quite a piece of work.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (0OmEj)

47
Sort of looks like an ugly version of Andrea Martin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)

48 If women didn't have vaginas we would throw rocks at them.

~anon

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (NLLmE)

49 Shortest campaign ever?

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM (q177U)

50 Holy cow...is that vid for reals ?

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (bUjCl)

51 I don't know who Amy Klobuchar is, but I do know I'm supposed to hate her.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2019 06:25 PM (c+2jX)

*********

Hair today.
Gone tomorrow.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (K8gH+)

52 I find the video serious and credible.
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 06:24 PM (BXMxN)


Remember, it is the seriousness of the charge that matters.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (T71PA)

53 Poor Cheney

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (BJlbN)

54 28. Booker has his Female Beard Manscape him

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (HrSJb)

55 That's a woman who knows she lives in a no-carry state.

Posted by: The Queen Of England at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

56 Worse job in Amys office

3 ring binder steadiness tester

Worst Job

Shaving her leg to high cut panty line

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (JFO2v)

57 Who shaves Cory Booker's legs?
Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (786Ro)


Why T-Bone, of course.

Funny he'd have a friend named after a steak he DOESN'T EAT......

I just want to know if T-Bone knows cousin Pookie.

Posted by: Sponge at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (IXZGh)

58 Her voice is harangue-y like Shrillary.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (KOyUH)

59 That video was bizarre

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (/rm4P)

60 Klobuchar is the Tim Pawlenty of female politicians.

The same people who thought Pawlenty was gonna be President are all fired up about her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (k1TUh)

61 "I have a right not to be touched!"


Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Zombie Warren Oates at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro)

62 That poor black kid, he took it well.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (AXYuA)

63 58 Her voice is harangue-y like Shrillary.
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:28 PM (KOyUH)


Isn't that a suburb of London?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)

64 47. But Andrea Martin is talented and funny. Great on SCTV

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (HrSJb)

65 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (QwMxH)

66 FIRST!

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (cRkMZ)

67 Hillary wrote the book. Raise billions. Skim the top 25%. Lose and keep the cash.

Posted by: JAS at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (3HNOQ)

68 If I were Fox, I would run with that video. Why not? You can always apologize on page 6 next week.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (Ibwur)

69 I can't imagine standing there and staying quiet like all those people are. I just don't have that kind of verbal self control, I couldn't do it. Now I wouldn't be angry, I would be laughing, but I would be doing EVERYTHING I could to really push her over the edge!

I mean when she is saying "why? why?" about 1000 good answers pop into my mind immediately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:27 PM

It's so over-the-top people are thinking, "She's mentally ill. I pity her." You don't want to make eye contact with or verbally engage a mentally ill person on the subway.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (zmIJL)

70 *looks around to see if any former staffers are talking*

*slowly steps out of the thread*

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, voted worst boss on the hill at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (W+vEI)

71 Oh, that's frickin priceless

Posted by: Redenzo at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (14qvS)

72 What happened to "Minnesota Nice"?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (FTlwv)

73 But Andrea Martin is talented and funny. Great on SCTV
Posted by: Jonah

seconded

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (QwMxH)

74 Carpet.

Big 70s deep shag carpet.

In case you were wondering.

Posted by: Former Klobuchar Staffer at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (JcXHH)

75 Corey Booker straight.

Posted by: Mongo at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (hjaPQ)

76 26 What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)


I knew a Klobuchar in elementary school. She was hot. At least insofar as third graders are able to assess hotness.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (8erNz)

77 72 What happened to "Minnesota Nice"?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (FTlwv)


"I know, right?!"

- - Bro-Fo Omar, St. Paul, MN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

78 Where was that vid taken ? Which city/state ?

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (bUjCl)

79 And of course, in any verbal ripaste with that video chick, you close with the line, "Well, do you want a second opinion? Okay, then you're Ugly, too!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (k1TUh)

80 Everyone knows T-Bone was a made up "friend". Booker's actual dearest and closest friend is named Tubesteak. At least, that's Booker's private name for him.

Which proves Corey's not the vegan he claims to be.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (VaN/j)

81 Minneapolis ?

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (bUjCl)

82 73 But Andrea Martin is talented and funny. Great on SCTV
Posted by: Jonah

seconded
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (QwMxH)

Citied.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

83 Secret Service getting sick of Hillary Sharting? Depends ain't cutting it?

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (HrSJb)

84 So who is shaving RBG's bush?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Evws/)

85 Is she worse than Shiela Jackson Lee?

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (KOyUH)

86 This video that doesn't show Amy, also doesn't exonerate her.

NBC

Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (MAstk)

87 That gentleman proved his status by his restraint, contrary to her accusations to the contrary. I wish he had screamed in her face to shut her pie hole.

Posted by: windbag at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (4JkRD)

88 Huh. They sure made it (initially) look like the silly veep character was based on Palin.

Is it even acceptable to admit that a Democrat in Congress is n awful person while they're still in office?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

89 Frau Klobitcher MADE them shave their legs? With magical powerz?

Did she make them wash their hoohaa?

Did she make them wear make up?

Did the trannies have a problem with all that?

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Y274z)

90 Who wants to shave me up to the "Y" and keep their job?

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSLd)

91 >>>So the one thing worse than a Democrat running everything is a female Democrat running everything.
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:26 PM (NLLmE)


LOL, auto-correct is funny! It changed "ruining" to "running" in your post!

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (q177U)

92 Still though, they should have been gentlemen.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

93 Have a DVD of the SCTV Christmas Parties? almost 40 years old, and I still laughed my ass off

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (HrSJb)

94 Can white people legally use proper nouns like "T-Bone"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (xyung)

95 Klobuchar Name Meaning. Slovenian, Croatian, and Serbian (all Klobucar): occupational name for a hatter, from the vocabulary word klobucar 'hatter', itself derived from klobuk 'hat'.


So, she's mad as a hatter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (fuK7c)

96 Reminds me of that stupid commercial where the dad is shaving his leg to demonstrate to his teenage daughter how to do it correctly. (I'd wonder why my dad knows so much about leg-shaving. Also, ewww.)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (zmIJL)

97 84. A union forest Ranger

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (HrSJb)

98 You don't want to make eye contact with or verbally engage a mentally ill person on the subway.'

but she's so little! She's like this fired up ragestroking little midget. I would ask her, don't you want to go back to munchkin town and ask the Lollipop League for some help?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (k1TUh)

99 Amys dad was a bad drunk. Shes a bad dry drunk

Someone is working hard behind the scenes to reveal this and take her out. Cui bono?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (jTtG1)

100 you know, the whole shaving thing can be pretty sensuous.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (d7Ww2)

101 Its not her, please read the content


Klobuchar sounds like a viral disease

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (M+Lyo)

102 She's in it for the cash ala Jill Stein recount millions. Oops, I have a few millions left over from my presidential campaign. So sorry, I guess this will pay for my new vacation house in Costa Rica.

See, this is bullshit. They should not get to keep that money. fuck.. donate it or something but to able to keep millions of dollars for a failed candidacy? As I said, bullshit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (dUJdY)

103 Note to the rich and or famous
If you dive into the masses expect to be manhandled by them.
There is no safe spaces on mass transit.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (/rm4P)

104 BNN is hilarious

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (BJlbN)

105 72 What happened to "Minnesota Nice"?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (FTlwv)


Went the way of Virginia Gentlemen and tough New Yorkers. But be assured that Californians are still navel-gazers.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (VaN/j)

106 I would show them how to be a gentleman.

Posted by: Sir Walter Raleigh at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (FTlwv)

107 Which proves Corey's not the vegan he claims to be.
___

He don't eat meat but he sure like the bone

Posted by: Dead Eye Dick at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (cRkMZ)

108 JJ at the risk of sounding like you, I think her name here should be Klobutcher.

Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (kiSdp)

109 Me? ME, riding in the subway with the proles? As if. (sniff)

Posted by: Amy Klabber Girl at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (zmIJL)

110 I've never watched "VEEP."


*counts blessings*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

111 yeah, down at the bar, Amy was known for forcing her staff to shave her legs and more ... and then she'd get them on the bed and pee on them. true story


who is Amy again? idk, but she is horrible, and she colluded with Russia. She was one of the peeing hookers on the bed ... everyone knows that. Those that don't believe it are literally Hitler.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (Cus5s)

112 Gov Coonman has started off on his "I'll pretend I'm not racist" tour, just as his Lt Governor is showing minority women how to avoid the necessity of an abortion with his "Choke on this, bitch" tour.

Posted by: An Observation at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (X49qg)

113 The subway video is a peek in to Ralph Northam's subconscious - yelling at Virginians to stop wearing blackface and killing babies.

Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (786Ro)

114 Have Republicans pounced on this yet?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (eAMlh)

115 How about we just call her Klowncar from now on

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (M+Lyo)

116 So who is shaving RBG's bush?

Nobody. Your hair doesn't grow when you die, but it appears to as the skin shrinks back.

Posted by: The Mortician at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (Ibwur)

117 Sen Klobuchar
All you can eat for lunch team
*yeah yeah yeah*
Sen Klobuchar
I am wearing bikini to the pool
*violent retching*

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

118 She has that Bizarro Minnesota Nice thing going on.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (6eEQ+)

119 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (zmIJL)

I shaved my legs prior to taping for football.

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (cxHbL)

120 Yea, sure... her legs. I'm guessing it's worse than that, but people are too embarrassed to admit they did it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (VLXcj)

121 Bubba has gone into hiding. MeToo is haunting him

Posted by: Jonah at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (HrSJb)

122 I am disturbed at the thought of a non-disabled adult woman needing someone to shave her legs for her. And she is creating legislation, sitting on committees approving WH nominations, etc?????

If true, this is bananas!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (W+vEI)

123 45 I wonder how high up she had them shave?

eyebrows

Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:34 PM (sGtp+)

124 The video is just Democrat performance art.


Not very good performance art, but with Democrats, it's the thought that counts, not the results.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

125 116 So who is shaving RBG's bush?

RBG's bush
Great Punk ROck band name

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

126 Its not her, please read the content
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (M+Lyo)


She hasn't denied it. Why won't she make a statement? What is she afraid of?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

127 Correction: video is more like a peek in to The Rick Wilson's subsconscious. The other riders are us.

Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (786Ro)

128 >>What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The kind that should be followed by a horse whinny when spoken.

Posted by: Aviator at February 13, 2019 06:35 PM (2cuLk)

129 Hillz must be her role model.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (eAMlh)

130 115 How about we just call her Klowncar from now on
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (M+Lyo)


Duly noted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

131 SJL and Kameltoe's policies are dangerous for the country but they seem fun to know outside of politics.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (KOyUH)

132 Equal rights requires the men to be horrible back to women, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (xyung)

133 Bubba has gone into hiding. MeToo is haunting him
Posted by: Jonah



He might have Captain Pike Syndrome too. He's been looking ropey the last couple tears.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (NLLmE)

134 Other than that, she seems nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Can she make a decent sammich???

Posted by: Adriane the Blinded By Science Critic ... at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (LPnfS)

135 but she's so little! She's like this fired up ragestroking little midget.

"You're an angry little elf, aren't you?"

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (Ry8mf)

136 No way the leg shaving thing is true. NO WAY ! Je refuse !

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (bUjCl)

137 It's not Amy, it's her chief of staff.

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (cxHbL)

138 What would you doo-oo-ooo for a Klobuchar?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (xyung)

139 So who is shaving RBG's bush?
---

Not to brag, but I have that honor every other month.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (cRkMZ)

140 11 Klobuchar's interview with Bret Baier yesterday was something. She comes across as brittle, unpleasant, quick to anger, testy, entitled, bitchy, mean as hell, spiteful, and cruel.
Other than that, she seems nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at
_________*___*_________
In other words she's an average liberal female politician.

Posted by: Cosda at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (8VH6O)

141 Shaving Ruth Privates

Hero sent behind lines to find barber with skill and strope to bring Ruth privates home clean!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

142 I watched her campaign opener delivered in an arctic setting. She seemed frigid.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (FTlwv)

143 Elizabeth Warren drinking firewater, assaulting White man :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ok45DDVbxk

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (4e+hS)

144 Okay, before anyone asks: No, it's not really her.


F'em. If they can run with "I can see Russia from my house"we can run with this.



Posted by: Bert G at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (OMsf+)

145 Bubba has gone into hiding.
Posted by: Jonah



John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (786Ro)

146 105 72 What happened to "Minnesota Nice"?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:29 PM (FTlwv)

Went the way of Virginia Gentlemen and tough New Yorkers. But be assured that Californians are still navel-gazers.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 06:33 PM (VaN/j)



Having been born and raised and for now still living here, there sadly is one big difference. Naval gazing was and is always here, but once upon a time people came out here to make their dreams come true.

THAT California spirit is now DEAD.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (ujg0T)

147 Isn't there wax in mortuaries?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (Evws/)

148 121 Bubba has gone into hiding. MeToo is haunting him

Not only Bubba, but the Hildabeast and teh JEF too. What are they plotting?

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (7ZQe3)

149 I also have minions who perform my daily hygiene needs.

Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (/tuJf)

150
OT:

Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)

151 "Why is no one being a gentleman?"

Ask Gloria Steinem, Kate Millett, Andrea Dworkin, et al.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

152 Rock band name just shorten it to Shaving RBG

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (/rm4P)

153 New on the racial hysteria front:

Congressman Drew Ferguson (R-GA) had a copy of a biography of Robert E. Lee in his outer office. Visitors from the American Federation of Government Employees saw it and are terribly, terribly outraged.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (hjaPQ)

154 If the whole world were like the HQ people would be happier. I love this place.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (0OmEj)

155 What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM

That's just one of many reasons she won't be president. Nobody knows how to pronounce her name. Klobooker, Klobutcher, Klobucket, Klingon, whatever.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (zmIJL)

156 Fifteen seconds before the video starts she says: okay everybody, now remember, no matter what I say just stand there and don't react. This is going to be epic.
That's the only way this video happens.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (xxAFD)

157 Who Bitch this be?

Posted by: Don Q at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

158 Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM



**500 moron hands shoot up**

Posted by: The Horde at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (786Ro)

159 She seems nice. Bless her hurt.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (Z4rgH)

160 Frau Blucher?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (d7Ww2)

161 146 Naval gazing was and is always here,

first you have to find out where they keep the nuclear wessels.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (sGtp+)

162 Ettes already know this but its a good lesson for their daughters: the more you yell and scream and demand the less likely a man is going to do what you want. All you're doing is making him stubborn and angry and contemptuous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)

163 Hot Iron brand heating pads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (xyung)

164 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (FTlwv)

How is Jinx-kitty?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (VLXcj)

165 Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM


**500 moron hands shoot up**

Posted by: The Horde at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (786Ro)


Make that 501!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (f3oO4)

166 What the hell is going on with MN politicians?
Almost everybody I ever met from MN have been really nice.
Weird they vote for these freaks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (r+sAi)

167 Hi, J.J. Happy Birthday!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (NtglE)

168 Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM

Try a damp washcloth between your skin and the heating pad.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (zmIJL)

169 Her father is Slovenian.

Posted by: slowdown at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (fWdPl)

170 Bubba has gone into hiding. MeToo is haunting him

---

You'd be surprised how many girls will come to your house from the internet though when you are an ex-president.


Wooo-heee Some of them even think they aren't gonna f*ck me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (cRkMZ)

171 163 Hot Iron brand heating pads.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (xyung)

Feels like it. Its this pack with plastic beads and some kind of liquid. Freeze or microwave.Brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)

172 What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Back in 2008, I was saying "What the hell kind of name is Barack Obama"? Then look what happened.

Posted by: Hands at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (786Ro)

173 141
Shaving Ruth Privates


starring "Bosom Buddies" star Tom Hanks


the cleanup scene at the end is worth waiting for!

Posted by: Tom Hanks agent at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

174 Claw-Butcher

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (q177U)

175 One rumor they heard a "million times" -- that Amy Klobuchar actually made her staffers shave her legs for her.


She has that dirty girl vib.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (ePWRo)

176 Having been born and raised and for now still living here, there sadly is one big difference. Naval gazing was and is always here, but once upon a time people came out here to make their dreams come true.

THAT California spirit is now DEAD.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (ujg0T)


California has attracted the best and the worst of people from around the country, and the world. (Much like America did from other countries.)

It attracted the talented and industrious who felt smothered by the society they grew up in. But it also attracted the shitheads and ne'er-do-wells (e.g., Charles Manson, Jim Jones) who were basically run off by the society they grew up in.

California navel-gazing joke: a missile goes astray from Vandenburg and lands in the desert. Five Californians find it, and start a new religion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

177 132 Equal rights requires the men to be horrible back to women, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:36 PM (xyung)

If you DEMAND I be a Gentleman, you don't deserve me to be one.

Kind of a Catch 22 type of thing.

Posted by: Don Q at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

178 I thought hobbits were jolly people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

179 >>Is she worse than Shiela Jackson Lee?

Un-possible

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (W+vEI)

180 I went the first night of Westminster. There are several coonhound breeds. Including the Redbone Coonhound

Just sayin

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (jTtG1)

181 94 Can white people legally use proper nouns like "T-Bone"?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (xyung)

I can

T-Bone be my friends
T-Bone arways sexing me good
T-Bone its what for dinner

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

182 >>Try a damp washcloth between your skin and the heating pad.

And a leech on your taint. It will remove the ill humours.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

183 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (hjaPQ)

Then they'd best not check out my library!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:41 PM (f3oO4)

184 Didn't the upstairs folks on Downton Abbey have the downstairs people do all their basic hygiene for them?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (eAMlh)

185 Back when I was a gym rat I used to shave my chest, then I realized I was a pathetic skinny fact loser and I looked retarded.

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (q177U)

186 Try a damp washcloth between your skin and the heating pad.

And a leech on your taint. It will remove the ill humours.





At least !

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (bUjCl)

187 Frau Blucher?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM



**whinnying loudly**

Posted by: horses of Castle Frankenstein at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (786Ro)

188 165 Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM "

In all seriousness, if you have a muscle that's locking up due to injury or stress, you can go one better by using heat for 15 minutes, then an icepack for 15, then back to heat. It'll be a surprise how well this works on badly cramped areas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (k1TUh)

189 Amy Klobitchar once bitch slapped me into a newt! (I got better after I voted for God Emperor Trump).

Posted by: The Winning at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (rpnTL)

190 Do not Google chamber maid.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (NLLmE)

191 166 What the hell is going on with MN politicians?
Almost everybody I ever met from MN have been really nice.
Weird they vote for these freaks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (r+sAi)


In my experience, they're nice, but retarded, and utterly lacking in the common sense to distinguish between people to whom it's appropriate to be nice, and people who ought to be on Death Row.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

192 kallisto: "Is she worse than Shiela Jackson Lee?"

Well, tied for worst, anyway. Jackson-Lee probably requires more gilded pillows for her chairs though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (6eEQ+)

193 How is Jinx-kitty?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Thank you for remembering.

He passed this earth this afternoon, quite peacefully and is now buried in his favorite hunting spot at the margin of the woods. He was 21 years and had a very full life.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)

194 Personally I always preferred my women with some nice natural fur.

And a nice natural c*ck.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (cRkMZ)

195 If someone said it, fuck yeah it's true!

love this

Posted by: SamIam at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (oasF3)

196 O/T but isn't that little muslim somali racist from Mpls, the one with the cover over her head but the stone in her nose, isn't she the same girl we see bearing some protest sign in every on-campus Steven Crowder video ever made? The new rep from MN?

Or are her clones on campus everywhere? And the first to protest anything deemed white or jewish or male or conservative or really anything at all?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (+fPHo)

197 Hey if nothing else we know know she isn't shaving her kooch

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (/rm4P)

198 I went the first night of Westminster. There are several coonhound breeds.

That's RACIST!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

199 188 165 Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM "

In all seriousness, if you have a muscle that's locking up due to injury or stress, you can go one better by using heat for 15 minutes, then an icepack for 15, then back to heat. It'll be a surprise how well this works on badly cramped areas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (k1TUh)


Thanks. It's really not that bad. Just noticeably sore/stiffer than normal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

200 Klobuchar's staffers are saying that when they'd try to get new jobs, Klobuchar would call the potential new employers and trash talk her own employees, trying to prevent them from getting other work.

Sounds like a real piece of work herself.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (fqUgw)

201 88 Huh. They sure made it (initially) look like the silly veep character was based on Palin.

Is it even acceptable to admit that a Democrat in Congress is n awful person while they're still in office?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)



Well of course it is!*



*But only if they have announced a bid for president and you have a different person in mind and so you need to clear the field for them.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (WaxcS)

202 150


OT:



Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)


JJ, you're here for us with the unparalleled "Morning Report".


Back at ya!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

203 In my experience, they're nice, but retarded, and utterly lacking in the common sense to distinguish between people to whom it's appropriate to be nice, and people who ought to be on Death Row.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Blind-nice.

Drives me freaking nuts.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

204 >>I went the first night of Westminster. There are several coonhound breeds.


What kinds did they have at Westminster?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (/tuJf)

205 155 What they hell kind of name is Klobuchar?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:23 PM

That's just one of many reasons she won't be president. Nobody knows how to pronounce her name. Klobooker, Klobutcher, Klobucket, Klingon, whatever.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:38 PM (zmIJL)


She should marry Corey Booker (if he weren't a fruit). Then she could be Amy Klobuchar-Booker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:44 PM (YqDXo)

206 Dear lord, what did they put in the water in Minnesota? Electing the wife abusing Muslim to AG, Al Franken, and now we are hearing that the white bread woman senator treats most of her staff like Hillary treats the SS.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (eASYU)

207
Have we reached the point in the Klobuchar Bitch farce when she and her stupid lying supporters say it's okay when a Man Boss acts assertive but when a woman boss does it she's "bossy" and a "bitch"?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (Xh0xU)

208 Bet she has her staff ppl wax her nose, her ears, and her asshole.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (+fPHo)

209 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)

I was thinking of you both all day. Sending you hugs. I know it's awful.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (VLXcj)

210 Ruth Ginsburg says Klobuchar has the coveted Mary Tyler Moore endorsement.

Apparently Ruth and Mary are in communication.

Posted by: Miklos, rumormonger at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (zCyNd)

211
anyone remember BOSSY??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (Xh0xU)

212 Back in CA's beginning 44's took care of those Charles Manson, Jim Jones, and grifter snake oil salesmen types.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (ePWRo)

213 He passed this earth this afternoon, quite peacefully and is now buried in his favorite hunting spot at the margin of the woods. He was 21 years and had a very full life.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)


That's quite a run for a cat, Jinx. Thank you for the update. I'm sure Vanya will say hi to him when he gets there.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)

214 He went all Klobuchar at the post office...

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (bUjCl)

215 >>>She's in it for the cash ala Jill Stein recount millions. Oops, I have a
few millions left over from my presidential campaign. So sorry, I guess
this will pay for my new vacation house in Costa Rica.



That and she can demand higher speaking fees because now she's a presidential candidate.


This. The reason why so many candidates who have NO prayer of even getting close are throwing their hats in the ring. The chance to skim a bunch of $$$ for your family and friends during your short lived/unsuccessful campaign

Posted by: cfo mom at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (RfzVr)

216 I say this in all honesty...people I have met from Minnesota are complete assholes. I beg forgiveness from Minnesota morons

Posted by: The Winning at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (rpnTL)

217 176 California navel-gazing joke: a missile goes astray from Vandenburg and lands in the desert. Five Californians find it, and start a new religion.

beneath the planet of the apes. seen it.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (sGtp+)

218 JJ, you're here for us with the unparalleled "Morning Report".

I am honestly scared at the prospect of really knowing how he puts the MoRe together.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (8erNz)

219
#Don'tCallHerBossy

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Xh0xU)

220 Best cure for a stiff neck is to get a buxom model to rub her boobs on it for 90 minutes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

221 At least she did not ask for them to shave her pussy(cat).

Posted by: ILikeMyMenMachoandStrongand FullOfToxicTestosterone at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Xbys0)

222 Here's to Jinx kittaw.

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (NLLmE)

223
#BossyIsTheNewNword

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Xh0xU)

224 218 JJ, you're here for us with the unparalleled "Morning Report".

I am honestly scared at the prospect of really knowing how he puts the MoRe together.
Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (8erNz)


Hint: I started doing it about the time the opioid crisis hit...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (zBaqJ)

225 Amy has binders full of staffer-skin.

I hear she's a crack shot with a 3 ring notebook too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Z4rgH)

226 210 Ruth Ginsburg says Klobuchar has the coveted Mary Tyler Moore endorsement.

Apparently Ruth and Mary are in communication.
Posted by: Miklos, rumormonger at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (zCyNd)


Mary's dead too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

227 Melania's Slovenian too but she's not a hobbit.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (KOyUH)

228 Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)

Sounds like good companionship, on both sides ...

Posted by: Adriane the Blinded By Science Critic ... at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (LPnfS)

229 Best cure for a stiff neck is to get a buxom model to rub her boobs on it for 90 minutes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Is that procedure covered?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (FTlwv)

230 BREAKING: Judge Amy Berman Jackson has voided Paul Manafort's plea deal, saying that he "intentionally" lied to the FBI, special counsel, and to the grand jury

Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (MAstk)

231 I hear she's a crack shot with a 3 ring notebook too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Z4rgH)


She's reporting to spring training with the pitchers and catchers as we type.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

232 I'm Spartacus the guy who suggested the heating pad!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (gC2IV)

233 218
JJ, you're here for us with the unparalleled "Morning Report".



I am honestly scared at the prospect of really knowing how he puts the MoRe together.

Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (8erNz)


I'm not gonna say it's magic, but, it's magic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

234 Best cure for a stiff neck is to get a buxom model to rub her boobs on it for 90 minutes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Is that procedure covered?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (FTlwv)


Uncovered is probably best.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (t+qrx)

235 Doctor Amy Klobuchar!!!!!

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (90T4r)

236 California navel-gazing joke: a missile goes
astray from Vandenburg and lands in the desert. Five Californians find
it, and start a new religion.



beneath the planet of the apes. seen it.


Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM

---

See: Hubbard, L. Ron.


He started Scientology on a bet.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

237 Leg shaving = Patriarchy!

Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (uloIh)

238 Cheers to Jinx

creatures are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (d7Ww2)

239
Need to do a Mary Tyler Moore theme song edit for the Bro-Fo.

"I'm going to KEEEEEEEEEL you after all..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (zBaqJ)

240 Minnesota limits voting to retards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

241 Were the coonhounds at Westminster wearing blackface?

Were the protesters surrounding the rings with signs denouncing the racist dog breed name?

Would the preferred name for a female c.h. be Bitch of Color?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (+fPHo)

242 >>> it's okay when a Man Boss acts assertive but when a woman boss does it she's "bossy" and a "bitch"?

YES

Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U)

243 We should also apply the same standard of investigations to all of the presidential candidates as the Dems apply to trump.

Propose a wild what-if crime scenario, state "If true, this could rise to the level of treason, or at least disqualify from office" then insist that there be an investigation, because the allegation is too big to ignore.

I'll start: Amy Klobuchar was in a 6 way gang bang with Iranian and French diplomats to secure the Iranian nuclear deal. If true, this could rise to the level of treason, or at least disqualify her from office. This needs to be investigated, the allegation is to serious to ignore!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (dNzKv)

244 229 Best cure for a stiff neck is to get a buxom model to rub her boobs on it for 90 minutes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Is that procedure covered?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (FTlwv)

I'm not picturing that as useful for reducing stiffness.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (eAMlh)

245 JJ, you're here for us with the unparalleled "Morning Report".





I am honestly scared at the prospect of really knowing how he puts the MoRe together.



Posted by: JEM at February 13, 2019 06:46 PM (8erNz)


I'm not gonna say it's magic, but, it's magic.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)


Its a great read. Seriously, its really the only news I read in the morning.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (9Om/r)

246 Minnesota Nice= Diabolically Abusive

Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (tVQUs)

247 Women don't like women in charge, even if they say they do.

Just about every time a Republicans nominate a woman in order to get female voters, it usually back fires.

Posted by: Blago at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (Gk3gh)

248 Ettes already know this but its a good lesson for
their daughters: the more you yell and scream and demand the less likely
a man is going to do what you want. All you're doing is making him
stubborn and angry and contemptuous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)


Absolutely. Stop talking entirely except to answer direct questions. Of course, I don't know what I'd "demand" or scream about. Just no longer cooperating works far better.

Posted by: dagny at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (nRWPy)

249 240 Minnesota limits voting to retards.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)


10,000 lakes. Five million retards. (Apologies to MN Morons.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

250 230 BREAKING: Judge Amy Berman Jackson has voided Paul Manafort's plea deal, saying that he "intentionally" lied to the FBI, special counsel, and to the grand jury
Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (MAstk)

Nice, so they void the deal AFTER he has given them what they wanted?

Or was the deal voided because he had nothing to actually give them that they wanted?

Interesting.

Posted by: Don Q at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

251 Why is anyone surprised? Minnesota elected both Al Franken and Jesse Ventura.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

252 Need to do a Mary Tyler Moore theme song edit for the Bro-Fo.



My husband, my brother, and I are both highly offended.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (zCyNd)

253 As I said, bullshit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (dUJdY)


The point of campaign finance legislation* is to ensure that the campaigners are well financed!

*Written by lawyers billing by the hour and looking for lots of repeat business!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (f3oO4)

254
Mary, Rhoda, Phyllis and... Ilhan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (zBaqJ)

255 My healthcare plan is that past 70 you get all the morphine you want and a generous budget to pick the nurse of your choice

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (jTtG1)

256 Mary's dead too?
________________

Yep, she died in 2017, at age 80. She lived a pretty long life for somebody with juvy diabetes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (fqUgw)

257
236 California navel-gazing joke: a missile goes
astray from Vandenburg and lands in the desert. Five Californians find
it, and start a new religion.

--------

beneath the planet of the apes. seen it.

---

See: Hubbard, L. Ron.
He started Scientology on a bet.


i was under the impression that scientology was more dc-8 than missile.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (sGtp+)

258 I'm not picturing that as useful for reducing stiffness.

Yeah, but who cares?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

259 Razors are made from plaaaaaaastic! Raaaacist plaaaaaastic!
Stop shaving, save the planet!

Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 13, 2019 06:51 PM (uloIh)

260 The sidebar has another flirt-fight item. What I don't get is why Goldberg puts up such lame tweets. We have, in the slowest comment thread ever, at least 50 better laughs than he can make up. So why doesn't he just steal them, as is his wont.

BTW, has Jonah the Whale pronounced on the NYT writer's new book and her plagiarism troubles?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2019 06:51 PM (VaN/j)

261 Ettes already know this but its a good lesson for
their daughters: the more you yell and scream and demand the less likely a man is going to do what you want. All you're doing is making him stubborn and angry and contemptuous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:39 PM (39g3+)


This. Plus he'd feel craven for bending to this verbal assault.

This broad must be out of her mind. Did she really think berating a young black guy like this was going to work?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

262 Its a great read. Seriously, its really the only news I read in the morning.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (9Om/r)


It's the ONLY news you need to read in the morning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (f3oO4)

263 She asked someone to shave her legs???? wtffff?

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (a0IVu)

264 255 My healthcare plan is that past 70 you get all the morphine you want and a generous budget to pick the nurse of your choice
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (jTtG1)


Lee Meredith or the girl washing the car from "Cool Hand Luke."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (zBaqJ)

265
Whoever suggested heating pad for the neck, I owe you a beer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

**500 moron hands shoot up**
Posted by: The Horde


Failure is an orphan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (aKsyK)

266 BREAKING: Judge Amy Berman Jackson has voided Paul Manafort's plea deal,
saying that he "intentionally" lied to the FBI, special counsel, and to
the grand jury


So, how does this work, Judge Rocket Scientist?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

267 A woman who shaves her legs will have a hard time appealing to the far left Dem base.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (xPl2J)

268 Best cure for a stiff neck is to get a buxom model to rub her boobs on it for 90 minutes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Is that procedure covered?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (FTlwv)

I'm not picturing that as useful for reducing stiffness.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:49 PM (eAMlh)

It doesn't get rid of stiffness, it just relocates it.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (tVQUs)

269 Hey everybody.

Sorry to threadjack but...

Good news: McDonalds really does have better-tasting coffee than Starbucks does.
Bad news: McDs doesn't quite seem to get what "decaf" means... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (miE9U)

270 The local Minnesota talk radio refers to Klobuchar as the Senator for Small Things. If you need a post office named or something tiny and unimportant proposed, she's your legislator.


Hubert Humphrey got as close as any Minnesota politician ever will to being elected President. She won't get as far as Walter "1 and 49" Mondale.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (tjr3U)

271 I'd tap it.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (mWtgZ)

272 267 A woman who shaves her legs will have a hard time appealing to the far left Dem base.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM (xPl2J)


cc: Corey Booker

Word to the wise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

273

We should just start calling her Chelsea.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (OKeCc)

274 You know, one can say a lot of negative political stuff about Hubert Humphrey or Walter Mondale, but they were OK human beings.

Minnesota, what the hell happened to you?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (vE2Ex)

275 The Great White Scotsman: "He started Scientology on a bet."

You just made the list, buddy.

Posted by: David Miscavige at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (6eEQ+)

276 A woman who shaves her legs will have a hard time appealing to the far left Dem base.


But a man who does, will.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (dNzKv)

277 Didn't the upstairs folks on Downton Abbey have the downstairs people do all their basic hygiene for them?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at February 13, 2019 06:42 PM (eAMlh)

The Tudor kings had people called "Grooms of the Stool". Their job was to, er, "assist the king in his toileting needs". IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: antisocialist at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (2shuf)

278 Klobitchar / Foulfax 2020
"Shave My Legs / Fuck That Bitch"

Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (uloIh)

279 And I should have used present tense about Mondale--he's still kicking.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (vE2Ex)

280 276 A woman who shaves her legs will have a hard time appealing to the far left Dem base.

But a man who does, will.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2019 06:54 PM (dNzKv)


cc: Corey Booker

Pls ignore my previous communication.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

281 216. when I was living in a city midrise I got to know a neighbor who just moved from Minneapolis. Something about her struck me as odd. Then another resident told me MN girl would stand by the bathroom window to put in her tampons.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (KOyUH)

282 The Great White Scotsman: "He started Scientology on a bet."

Bet, joke, what's in a word?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

283 So, how does this work, Judge Rocket Scientist?"

I think this means that now he goes to trial on the other charges, the ones that were plead out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (k1TUh)

284 Amy's throw rugs are edged with steel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (Z4rgH)

285
btw, Veep is not funny, at all.
It's as bad as that terrible William Macy show.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (Xh0xU)

286 252
Need to do a Mary Tyler Moore theme song edit for the Bro-Fo.







My husband, my brother, and I are both highly offended.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar (D-Mogadishu) at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM (zCyNd)

So Ilhan, was that you or your brother on top during your wedding night?
And they effing voted her into the US Congress.
Bartender, can I get another shot of Taqiyya?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 13, 2019 06:56 PM (sy5kK)

287 BREAKING: Judge Amy Berman Jackson has voided Paul
Manafort's plea deal, saying that he "intentionally" lied to the FBI,
special counsel, and to the grand jury

Posted by: Ha at February 13, 2019 06:47 PM (MAstk)



Nice, so they void the deal AFTER he has given them what they wanted?



Or was the deal voided because he had nothing to actually give them that they wanted?



Interesting.


Posted by: Don Q at February 13, 2019 06:50 PM

---

They voided the plea deal because he intentionally lied to protect his son. He had nothing to "give".


That other Judge did everything in his power to get him to revoke his plea deal last month but manafort refused.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (JUOKG)

288 Failure is an orphan
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (aKsyK)


My dad disagrees.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (t+qrx)

289 She asked someone to shave her legs???? wtffff?

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (a0IVu)

In the Congressional Hot Tub.

Even Menendez was grossed out.

Posted by: Miklos, not an eyewitness at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (zCyNd)

290 Anyone else ever tried to reheat risotto in the microwave? They should have coated the space shuttle in that stuff.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (vE2Ex)

291 " Shameless" William Macy...... show is execrable....

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (90T4r)

292 Jinx, sorry for your loss, but glad to hear that your kitty passed peacefully.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (RfzVr)

293 266 BREAKING: Judge Amy Berman Jackson has voided Paul Manafort's plea deal,
saying that he "intentionally" lied to the FBI, special counsel, and to
the grand jury

So, how does this work, Judge Rocket Scientist?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

-------

I honestly try to pay attention, but this shit is so convoluted (intentionally I'm sure) that the only explanation is Mueller is engaged in a mockery of justice.

Posted by: MAGA at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (I5LRE)

294 They voided the plea deal because he intentionally lied to protect his son. He had nothing to "give".


That other Judge did everything in his power to get him to revoke his plea deal last month but manafort refused.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (JUOKG)

That's Michael Flynn, not Manafort.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (xPl2J)

295 AKC coonhound breeds: Redtick Bluetick Redbone AmericanEnglish Black and Tan. Treeing Walker and Plott

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (jTtG1)

296 I just remembered Bar Stool Sports guy got kicked out of the Super Bowl for some reason.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

297 277
The Tudor kings had people called "Grooms of the Stool". Their job was to, er, "assist the king in his toileting needs". IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: antisocialist at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM (2shuf)


So, John Dingell really was descended from royalty...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (zBaqJ)

298
That other Judge did everything in his power to get him to revoke his plea deal last month but manafort refused.

You're confusing Man-o-fort with Flynn.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (Xh0xU)

299 He passed this earth this afternoon, quite peacefully and is now buried in his favorite hunting spot at the margin of the woods. He was 21 years and had a very full life.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)
That's quite a run for a cat, Jinx. Thank you for the update. I'm sure Vanya will say hi to him when he gets there.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 06:45 PM (t+qrx)


Eternally 20 year old HrothgarCat Missy will be there to greet her!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (f3oO4)

300 yeah, you would think the lefties would be ok with not shaving their legs but they, mostly the women who need to shave their legs.

dated some hot lefty dancer in college. she made a big deal about not shaving because she had been in europe. barely 10 minutes into our first make out on the way to hot monkey love sex she gets up, yells "I can't do this! It is just so fucking gross! Wait here, I will be right back! Have to shave my legs."

she did. we did. was good that she did because she had great fucking legs. not that I got to look at them much.

she had nice feet and ankles too though. they were easy to get a look at because they were usually up by her ears.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (MTjB1)

301 "Minnesota, what the hell happened to you?"

Every state in the nation voted for Reagan in '84.

Except MN.

And D of C.

That is not a good look for a constituency, MN. We think your brains must be frozen.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (6eEQ+)

302 Does somebody have to shave her snatch too?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (xPl2J)

303 This. Plus he'd feel craven for bending to this verbal assault.

Right, its key to understanding male psyche here. The more emasculated the result you're looking for is, the more he's going to resist it. The more manly and powerful it is, the more likely he'll do it. Women need to comprehend this, because it gives them best results.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)

304 290 Anyone else ever tried to reheat risotto in the microwave? They should have coated the space shuttle in that stuff.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 06:57 PM (vE2Ex)


I had Rizzo Toe. AKA gout.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (zBaqJ)

305 >>btw, Veep is not funny, at all.
It's as bad as that terrible William Macy show.


True.
And yet they can't give Julia Louis-Dreyfus enough awards.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (W+vEI)

306
Cohen better watch his ass or the same will happen to him.

Roger Stone, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (Xh0xU)

307 Love this Amy
Having her for President would be like voting for Judy Tenuta

Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (z2W2E)

308 Oh Amy! I would paddle your face with my cock because that's what gentlemen do.

Posted by: Fritz at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (wxZSX)

309 Klobuchar's anal beads enjoyed the under the desk shave action. It's science!

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (KOyUH)

310
And yet they can't give Julia Louis-Dreyfus enough awards.


Or enough shows.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (Xh0xU)

311 Is Ben Had around?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

312 Frau Klobutcher raped me, made me do things...

Posted by: MAGA at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (I5LRE)

313 I WANT A LANDING STRIP NOT A FULL ON BRAZILIAN YOU DUMBASS!

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM (9m9TT)

314 Julia Louis-Dreyfus proudly wears a pink pussy hat.... to hell with her.

Posted by: kraken at February 13, 2019 07:01 PM (90T4r)

315 I WANT A LANDING STRIP NOT A FULL ON BRAZILIAN YOU DUMBASS!
Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at F



fine, the pull the wax off yourself bitch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:01 PM (MTjB1)

316 Reagan decided not to even campaign in Minnesota. He only lost by about 4,000 votes. Probably would've won it if he went there once.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 13, 2019 07:01 PM (xPl2J)

317 In light of the Manafort news, does the current chryon on CNN contain the words wall, closing, in and/or Trump?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (vE2Ex)

318 The Tudor kings had people called "Grooms of the Stool". Their job was to, er, "assist the king in his toileting needs". IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: antisocialist at February 13, 2019 06:55 PM

All the English kings did, I think up to some point in the 1700s before they did away with it. The grooms actually had a lot of power due to their proximity to the king. They were always with the king. It was such an intimate thing that the king would confide in them. They probably knew whose head was going to get chopped off before anyone else.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (zmIJL)

319 We'd like to do an astoundingly expensive MRI. We suspect a klobuchar on your left anterior distal adenoid, or thereabouts.
My girlfriend needs a new set of clubs, so certainty is crucial.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (RuIsu)

320 If I heard it right Minnesota was the only state not to vote for President Reagan.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (/rm4P)

321 AKC coonhound breeds: Redtick Bluetick Redbone AmericanEnglish Black and Tan. Treeing Walker and Plott
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM (jTtG1)

Neighbor has a Redbone Coonhound and four Treeing Walkers. And a Chesapeke Bay Retriever. It's, er, noisy.

And the Redbone Coonhound has a huge crush on my yellow Lab. They share toys under the chain link fence. I'll bet there's $50 worth of my dog's tennis balls in the neighbor's yard.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (2shuf)

322 I heard a small excerpt from Klobutchers announcement speech. The woman has a voice made for cow calling.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:02 PM (9ENTO)

323 301 "Minnesota, what the hell happened to you?"

Every state in the nation voted for Reagan in '84.

Except MN.

And D of C.

That is not a good look for a constituency, MN. We think your brains must be frozen.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (6eEQ+)


What about Massachusetts? It was the only state that voted for Lonesome George McGovern in 1972, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

324 Yeah, that's right. It's standard procedure we gotta always tell the new guys when we go to Klobuchar's office.

Ya gotta remember to change the toner, clean the glass and shave Amy's beaver.

And don't forget to put the Brazilian wax in the truck before going out to the job.

Posted by: Guy Who Fixes the Copy Machine at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (DuAZ5)

325 Does somebody have to shave her snatch too?
Posted by: Mark1971 at F



that is just a matter of a little lighter fluid and a match.

you just have to make sure you let it burn long enough to get rid of the hair but not long enough to burn the skin.

in the business they refer to it as snatch flambe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (MTjB1)

326 THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (gHCnG)

327 Jane, yes I am here.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (9ENTO)

328 Andrea Mitchell "scolded" Pence in an interview, that his criticism of Jihad Barbie Omar was creating a "toxic climate."

Hey, Andrea. You know what else creates a toxic climate? The Twin Towers coming down. And suicide vests roadside bombs, etc.

What a stupid twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

329 Is Ben Had around?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:00 PM

He's Ben Had.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (zmIJL)

330 320 guess so

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (/rm4P)

331 If I heard it right Minnesota was the only state not to vote for President Reagan.
Posted by: Skip at F



that was back in the days before gore where candidates were expected to win their home state.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (MTjB1)

332
Jane, yes I am here.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (9ENTO)


Just sent you an email. D'oh Boy was just here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

333 Redbone Coonhound and Treeing Walker sound like Mississippi blues musicians.

Evening all! Not really paying attention to the news. Still on a modest but persistent high from the MoMee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (kQs4Y)

334 Who shaves Lindsey Graham's?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

335 I don't think she likes beer.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (vDqXW)

336 328 If that bint spreads her legs she creates a toxic environment...

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (BXMxN)

337 she just drinks the beer to get the bottle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (MTjB1)

338 Jihad Bro-Bride Barbie Omar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

339 Ah, the Democrats. The Party of the People.

Does she make her staffers feed her grapes, too?

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

340 Hallo there, Eris.

*offers betel nut*

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (t+qrx)

341 What is it with Amys?

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (NLLmE)

342 I just remembered Bar Stool Sports guy got kicked out of the Super Bowl for some reason.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 06:58 PM
~~~~~

He said it was because Roger Goodell hates him. LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (NtglE)

343 Who shaves Lindsey Graham's?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 13, 2019 07:05 PM

Ilhan Omar's next tweet will say it's visible to her who shaves Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (zmIJL)

344 Minnesota women enjoy standing on podiums in snowstorms while their staffers shave their legs. Then Al Franken in a surprise move comes up from behind to shove a hamster-filled tampon up they ass. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (KOyUH)

345 that was back in the days before gore where candidates were expected to win their home state.


Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM

---

If gore had won Tennessee he would have been President.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 07:06 PM (JUOKG)

346 Thanks Hogmartin!

*proffers coca leaves as counter-offer*


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (kQs4Y)

347 Evening all! Not really paying attention to the news. Still on a modest but persistent high from the MoMee.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (kQs4Y)


Have been talking to Ben Had re the Texas MoMe. Husband and I are planning to come and bring D'oh Boy if he's available. He has a Marine vet buddy or two in Texas. Any chance you'll make it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

348 LOL. Somebody should add the audio from "Downfall" as used in the Hitler parody videos.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (WqPYg)

349
The last time Man-fort was in the Fake News was when Mueller went crying to the fraud judge that Manafort was "sending secret messages" while under arrest.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (Xh0xU)

350 If gore had won Tennessee he would have been President.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


In hindsight....

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (NLLmE)

351 *proffers coca leaves as counter-offer*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (kQs4Y)


Mmm, Peruvian.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)

352 Right, its key to understanding male psyche here. The more emasculated the result you're looking for is, the more he's going to resist it. The more manly and powerful it is, the more likely he'll do it. Women need to comprehend this, because it gives them best results.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)


Yep. It's why men are less likely to vote for an attractive woman for President than women are to vote for an attractive man. They can cast him as their Prince Charming, handsome, virile, protective, etc., all of which works for feminine psychology.

Women don't understand that this doesn't work for men. The President is the leader and protector of the country, at least if his middle name isn't Hussein. Men want to protect women, to feel manly and powerful, but being protected by an one, especially an attractive one, is emasculating. They might do it if they're intellectually convinced she's the best choice, but it goes against the grain psychologically.

Which is why Kate Upton won't be President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

353 Wait, I think I saw it move. Well, something moved. Don't put your hand near it.

Posted by: Amy's groom of the cooter at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (2cuLk)

354 If gore had won Tennessee he would have been President.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at F



has to really suck. kind of like the opposite of sally fields "you like me you really like me moment."

you hate me! you really hate me! you hate me so much you prevented me from being president and showering you with pork!

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

355 What about Massachusetts? It was the only state that voted for Lonesome George McGovern in 1972, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

MA voted for Reagan both times, IIRC. It wasn't retarded (can't say the same now) so much as it just hated Nixon.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (tVQUs)

356 Bad news: McDs doesn't quite seem to get what "decaf" means... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2019 06:53 PM

Decaf?

Burn the heretic!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (pqt5D)

357 If gore had won Tennessee he would have been President.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Well, they DID know him best.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

358 Which is why Kate Upton won't be President.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM

---

She can still be my girlfriend though right?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (JUOKG)

359 One rumor they heard a "million times" -- that Amy Klobuchar actually made her staffers shave her legs for her.

----

Reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch where some workers are complaining about their boss...

...Scott spits mush into a ziploc bag, then says, "And why can't he chew his own food?"

Posted by: RKae at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (vA7rK)

360 Which is why Kate Upton won't be President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

Listen to this man.

Posted by: Golda Meir at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (zCyNd)

361 If gore had won Tennessee he would have been President.

Funny.

But not as funny as Countess Smirnoff von Clampett will never be President.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:10 PM (vE2Ex)

362
Ah, the wedding.

Dear Moronettes,

I pledge, in 50 years, if any of you are still not married, I will marry you, if you want.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 13, 2019 07:10 PM (Xh0xU)

363 Big roundeye tries betel nut in Taiwan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6SgQ6NCd1o

"..the fourth most psychoactive substance in the world. Wow! I'd better put it in my mouth then."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)

364 I have my seasons messed up. I'm enjoying and out-of-season gin and tonic because we're out of Tito's.

Spent two days cleaning out and organizing the wet bar cabinets. Amazing the stuff you find that you shoved in the back of the shelves when you moved in years ago and never organized because Life in a new house and town and carpooling.


Goodwill just got a trunk load of bar ware and wine bottle openers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

365 She can still be my girlfriend though right?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (JUOKG)


Sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

366 I am pretty sure that video will be indistinguishable from the Democratic party presidential debates.

Posted by: Thatch at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (v5Cc/)

367 RedMindBlueState, you haven't seen the maniac I become when I get overcaffeinated :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (miE9U)

368 Which is why Kate Upton won't be President.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM

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She can still be my girlfriend though right?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (JUOKG)

Sorry, man. There is a large, right-handed multimillionaire in the way.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (vE2Ex)

369 360 Which is why Kate Upton won't be President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

Listen to this man.
Posted by: Golda Meir at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (zCyNd)


I almost said, "Which is why Kate Upton won't be President at least for a long long time."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

370 My wife just informed me that blondes are now telling Occasional Cortex jokes.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (ty7RM)

371 Just a reminder Mr Lindsey Graham has been doing a reasonable job lately.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (/rm4P)

372 you know being a multimillionaire is not such a big deal.

means you own one nice house.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (MTjB1)

373 My wife just informed me that blondes are now telling Occasional Cortex jokes.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin



Raciss

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 07:12 PM (NLLmE)

374 If gore had won Tennessee he would have been President.

I always thought that about Gore's whining about Florida.

Hey, a-hole, if you'd won your home state, Florida wouldn't have mattered. So shut up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

375 What about Massachusetts? It was the only state that voted for Lonesome George McGovern in 1972, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

iirc, they actually did call MA for Mondale but changed the call overnight.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (talIc)

376 Horses begin whynniyng when they hear her name mentioned.

Posted by: Avi at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (kSq2k)

377 Which is why Kate Upton won't be President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)


All she has to do is stop working out every day. She's certainly as smart as your average politician.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (xxAFD)

378
Is Ruth Bader Ginsberg still dead?

Or has she risen to make law and drink the blood of the living?


Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (CRRq9)

379 Any chance you'll make it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
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Depends on whether I have enough leave, I guess. Everyone wants a piece of the ol' Eris!

When is it again?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)

380 MA voted for Reagan both times, IIRC. It wasn't retarded (can't say the same now) so much as it just hated Nixon.

Don't forget that Sargent Shriver was McGovern's (eventual) running mate. That helped cement MA.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (vE2Ex)

381 What about Massachusetts? It was the only state that voted for Lonesome George McGovern in 1972, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:03 PM

Forget it. This place is hopeless.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (pqt5D)

382 360 Which is why Kate Upton won't be President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

Listen to this man.

Posted by: Golda Meir at February 13, 2019 07:09 PM (zCyNd)


======


Now you tell me; so, you mean I could have been a contender?

Posted by: Madeleine Albright at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (WqPYg)

383 Depends on whether I have enough leave, I guess. Everyone wants a piece of the ol' Eris!

When is it again?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F




has to be a funny, vulgar joke in there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (MTjB1)

384
I am pretty sure that video will be indistinguishable from the Democratic party presidential debates.
Posted by: Thatch


One word she didn't say: TRUMP!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (aKsyK)

385 How exactly does one groom a stool? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Corey Booker, Heterosexual at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)

386 When is it again?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)


Oct. 19. 10th anniversary of son arriving at the University of Parris Island.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

387 has to be a funny, vulgar joke in there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM (MTjB1)

Go ahead, take a look-see!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (kQs4Y)

388 Don't forget that Sargent Shriver was McGovern's (eventual) running mate. That helped cement MA.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (vE2Ex)


Eagleton dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

389 Betel nut is the one that makes teeth black too?

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (BXMxN)

390 Klobutcher has a button on her desk to lock the door. Shudder...

Posted by: MAGA at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (I5LRE)

391 Oct. 19. 10th
---

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*ponders*

Will there be shootin'?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (kQs4Y)

392 "Klobuchar"? Wasn't that one of Magma's albums from the mid-70's?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (l9m7l)

393 28 you know he waxes.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (6a/IE)

394 A Pol in every Pot!

Posted by: The Green Leap Forward at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (vDqXW)

395 378
Is Ruth Bader Ginsberg still dead?

Or has she risen to make law and drink the blood of the living?


Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (CRRq9)


=======


"Well, she's not dead-dead." -- Whoopie Goldberg-Weinstein

Posted by: Shains -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (WqPYg)

396 Evening all! Not really paying attention to the news. Still on a modest but persistent high from the MoMee.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:04 PM (kQs4Y)
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Hi Eris! That was a good time, wasn't it?

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)

397 I'm suggesting an edit to the AoS style book. Instead of Bro-Fo for that dumb ass, it be Bro-Ho. More expressive that way.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (gEvQ8)

398
Reminds me of that stupid commercial where the dad is shaving his leg to demonstrate to his teenage daughter how to do it correctly. (I'd wonder why my dad knows so much about leg-shaving. Also, ewww.)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (zmIJL)







No, dammit, I was into bicycle road racing in college.

Posted by: The Dad in the commercial at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (eXA4G)

399 Betel nut is the one that makes teeth black too?
==============================
Beto nut makes them yellow.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (ty7RM)

400 Klobuchar sounds like a Klingon close combat style.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)

401 SCOTUS reconvenes next week - we shall know the status of RBG soon enough..

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (a0IVu)

402 Well, temp shows to be 56 degrees and clear skies here in ETEX. After Tremors 4 ends Ima smokin' dis Brickhouse Maduro cigar and drinkin' a double Kraken. Outside of course. And I will not be around political insanity for a while. I know it will still be here when I get back. Democraps is like herpes.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (zLDYs)

403 Go ahead, take a look-see!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F



you know, the problem with liking you and having met you is that the ability to willy nilly lovingly insult you is gone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)

404 A Pol in every Pot!
Posted by: The Green Leap Forward



A good start!

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

405 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



*ponders*



Will there be shootin'?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:15 PM (kQs4Y)


Ben Had says "Yes." And horses, too. And husband will roast some oysters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

406 Don't forget that Sargent Shriver was McGovern's (eventual) running mate. That helped cement MA.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (vE2Ex)


Anyone that has 'shiv' in their name automatically gets the bluebell vote...

Or else.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (Z4rgH)

407 always said Klobuchar sounds like a demodand from Monster Manual II.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (Dqci2)

408


Yay me.

Posted by: 19th Amendment at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (LL1Be)

409 Hi Eris! That was a good time, wasn't it?
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)


Wasn't it a good meetup? Nice conversational flow, primo guest list. You three put on a capital show!

Now Bluebell has even more data for her spreadsheet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (kQs4Y)

410 Klobuchar sounds like a Klingon close combat style.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)
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Cue Alexander Courage's Star Trek battle music....

Posted by: Axeman at February 13, 2019 07:18 PM (vDqXW)

411 Does Klobuchar have a husband unit and hell spawn? I'm afraid to Bing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

412 That's no lady......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (Z+IKu)

413 Is it just me or are they slow walking the Barr confirmation because they are afraid it will make Trump look like he made a great choice? My guess is they will find nothing on that guy - and it will be the most boring confirmation of a stand up Grabdpa ever.

Posted by: Justasheep at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (eWmy1)

414 so do we know what the likely offense was for kotnik getting relieved?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (MTjB1)

415
Go ahead, take a look-see!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at F

you know, the problem with liking you and having met you is that the ability to willy nilly lovingly insult you is gone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)







That hasn't stopped anyone who was at the TXMoMee.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (eXA4G)

416 has to be a funny, vulgar joke in there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:14 PM

I'm picturing the Mango skits from SNL.

You cannot have-a the Eris!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (pqt5D)

417 That's no lady......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (Z+IKu)
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You're no gentleman.

Posted by: Shouty Lady at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (vDqXW)

418 Nood lyin' CNN, yo.

Posted by: April at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (OX9vb)

419 Reminds me of that stupid commercial where the dad is shaving his leg to demonstrate to his teenage daughter how to do it correctly. (I'd wonder why my dad knows so much about leg-shaving. Also, ewww.)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 13, 2019 06:32 PM (zmIJL)


When I was playing football I injured first one, and the other ankle, so both lower legs had to be shaved up to almost mid-shin so the ankles could be taped up.

My socks used to fall down all the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

420 I wonder if Melania would make a great President? But yeah, aside from not being a Natural Born Killer like her husband, I imagine some percentage of even Republican women would vote against her just because of her looks.


Here's a photo of her over at CTH; she looks mighty tempting all alone there in that dress that could double as a bathrobe: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y42yhowh

Posted by: Shains -- Registered Hat Offender at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (WqPYg)

421 That hasn't stopped anyone who was at the TXMoMee.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at F


I have a meaner streak than most.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (MTjB1)

422 Is it just me or are they slow walking the Barr
confirmation because they are afraid it will make Trump look like he
made a great choice? My guess is they will find nothing on that guy -
and it will be the most boring confirmation of a stand up Grabdpa ever.

Posted by: Justasheep at February 13, 2019 07:19 PM (eWmy1)


My only real problem with Barr is he has stated he and his wife are besties with Mueller.


That raises the hair on the back of my neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM (ptqGC)

423 OK, I did shave her legs. But I DID NOT do the bikini thing. That would be like bush-whacking.

Posted by: Senate Aid Anon at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (QE8X6)

424 >>Is it just me or are they slow walking the Barr confirmation because they are afraid it will make Trump look like he made a great choice? My guess is they will find nothing on that guy - and it will be the most boring confirmation of a stand up Grabdpa ever.

They already done the hearing and the Committee vote. It's just a formality at this point.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

425 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)

Oh Eris, save your leave and squander it on the TX Mo Mee, best investment you'll ever make!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (f3oO4)

426 you know, the problem with liking you and having met you is that the ability to willy nilly lovingly insult you is gone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)

I am unclear on this concept and feel that it violates virtually every rule in the Moron Guide to Moroning.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (vE2Ex)

427
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2019 07:23 PM (KCxzN)

428 I claim the rite of pussy tonsure in the ancient ritual of Klobuchar!

*flails bat'leth*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:23 PM (kQs4Y)

429

Oh Eris, save your leave and squander it on the TX Mo Mee, best investment you'll ever make!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:21 PM (f3oO4)
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Absolutely!

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (MVjcR)

430 Well if you'll be there Hrothie, AND Jane, I feel I must.

Hogmartin, are you going a-MoMeeing too?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)

431 you know, the problem with liking you and having met you is that the ability to willy nilly lovingly insult you is gone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)


I regret to inform you that your man card is currently under review by the AoS credential committee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (f3oO4)

432 you know, the problem with liking you and having met you is that the ability to willy nilly lovingly insult you is gone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (MTjB1)

I regret to inform you that your man card is currently under review by the AoS credential committee!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at F



you should note that you and I have not met.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MTjB1)

433 430 Well if you'll be there Hrothie, AND Jane, I feel I must.

Hogmartin, are you going a-MoMeeing too?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)
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You must!

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)

434 Weasel is going to get to meet D'oh Boy. SWAT guys, Police Guys and Marines shooting shit, Ya Baby

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (9ENTO)

435 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)

Even Ben Had's wild horses couldn't keep me away!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (f3oO4)

436 Many years ago there was a chirch bilboard up that said "Live your life is such away that when a rumor is started no one belives it."

Doubt that this is true (I sure as hell would not want anyone near my legs with a razor, that might hold a grude) but the fact that this is still floating around speaks volumes to me.

Posted by: Picric at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (nonGu)

437 Yessir mister Weasel!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (kQs4Y)

438 434 Weasel is going to get to meet D'oh Boy. SWAT guys, Police Guys and Marines shooting shit, Ya Baby
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:26 PM (9ENTO)
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I'm all tingly!

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (MVjcR)

439 when you are hanging around her with a bunch or people you have never met it is like friends with benefits. maybe friends with insult benefits.

once you meet it is like you are in relationship and you start to have guidelines and obligations.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (MTjB1)

440 you should note that you and I have not met.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MTjB1)


To be fair, I was defending the AoS work ethic in general!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (f3oO4)

441
My only real problem with Barr is he has stated he and his wife are besties with Mueller.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM

Worse yet, Barr defended that PoS Lon Horiuchi. He is another bum.

Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (kiSdp)

442 Well if you'll be there Hrothie, AND Jane, I feel I must.

Hogmartin, are you going a-MoMeeing too?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)
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You must!
Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)


Well gosh, I guess I have to now!

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

443 Many years ago there was a chirch bilboard up that said "Live your life is such away that when a rumor is started no one belives it."

Doubt that this is true (I sure as hell would not want anyone near my legs with a razor, that might hold a grude) but the fact that this is still floating around speaks volumes to me.
Posted by: Picric at F




guess no one is ever going to believe you donated $10 to the church.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (MTjB1)

444
Well gosh, I guess I have to now!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)
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It's a *really* good time!

Posted by: Weasel at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (MVjcR)

445 once you meet it is like you are in relationship and you start to have guidelines and obligations.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (MTjB1)


I think the standards committee will accept that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (f3oO4)

446 To be fair, I was defending the AoS work ethic in general!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at F



Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (MTjB1)

447 Does everyone get a kitten at the TXMoMe, or is there a drawing?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (t+qrx)

448 Yay!

The Power of Eris compels you! The Power of Eris compels you!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (kQs4Y)

449 SCOTUS reconvenes next week - we shall know the status of RBG soon enough..

Posted by: IC at February 13, 2019 07:17 PM (a0IVu)

I'm betting on strategic ambiguity.

Posted by: Miklos, a betting man at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (zCyNd)

450 once you meet it is like you are in relationship and you start to have guidelines and obligations.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:27 PM (MTjB1)

I think the standards committee will accept that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at F



lol, they might but it sucks. who wants to go from midnight booty calls and surprise anal to answering phone calls with some girl screaming "where are you and why is my mom yelling fuck me you dirty yankee?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1)

451 Hogmartin, anything for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2019 07:31 PM (9ENTO)

452 Does everyone get a kitten at the TXMoMe, or is there a drawing?
Posted by: hogmartin at F




if you want one just go up and grab one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1)

453 My only real problem with Barr is he has stated he and his wife are besties with Mueller.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 13, 2019 07:20 PM
Worse yet, Barr defended that PoS Lon Horiuchi. He is another bum.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2019 07:28 PM (kiSdp)


I have trouble believing there are ANY honest politically connected lawyers in the DC Swamp.

And as a Virginian, I think the same goes for the State Swamps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:32 PM (f3oO4)

454 if you want one just go up and grab one.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2019 07:31 PM (MTjB1)


"Come and take them"

🐈

Posted by: hogmartin at February 13, 2019 07:33 PM (t+qrx)

455 "Come and take them"

Moron labia!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 13, 2019 07:35 PM (kQs4Y)

456 I'm betting on strategic ambiguity.
Posted by: Miklos, a betting man at February 13, 2019 07:29 PM (zCyNd)


In order to comply with the principles of the New Green Deal, Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has announced she will continue to telecommute until 2024!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:35 PM (f3oO4)

457 ...Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has announced she will continue to telecommute until 2024!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 13, 2019 07:35 PM (f3oO4)


Or telecommune. From beyond.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 13, 2019 07:38 PM (xxAFD)

458 He passed this earth this afternoon, quite
peacefully and is now buried in his favorite hunting spot at the margin
of the woods. He was 21 years and had a very full life.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)

My condolences, Jinx. May his memory be a blessing to you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2019 07:43 PM (nPGq2)

459 Whenever I see this broads name I think of "Young Frankenstein".

The horses neighing should be played when her name is mentioned.

Posted by: nip at February 13, 2019 07:52 PM (NUH4Q)

460 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 13, 2019 06:43 PM (FTlwv)
So sorry to hear. At least you had Jinx Cat for a good long time.It does hurt to lose them. You will meet on the other side I am sure.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at February 13, 2019 09:35 PM (bgJ0E)

461 At least she didn't make then shave her vaginabush.

Posted by: The Donald Rocks at February 13, 2019 09:51 PM (HkX3a)

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