Best. New Year. Ever.: Fairfax Suggests That Northam Is Behind Sexual Assault Claim; Also Claims Woman Involved Was "Very Interested in Me"

She was begging for it, your honor.

If it please the court, she was like Jussie Smollet and My Dick was like a Subway Meatball Parm. (See end of post for that.)



I'd like to thank Bill Kristol, Jonathan Last, Tom Nichols, and the rest of the NeverTrump All-Stars for giving us the Northam/Fairfax duo.

I mean, thank God they elected Serious Politicians who would serve as a rebuke to the vulgar circus of the Trump administration, huh?

I guess Bill Kristol, Charlie Sykes, Mona Charen and the rest of Grifters are all suuuuuuper-duper against post-natal abortion, huh?

Couple of more items. During Kavanaugh, the media's coordinated watchword was "credibly accused:"



But with Fairfax being accused, the new watchword is "unsubstantiated."

As Sean Davis points out, Politico and the New York Times are eager to brand this Tyson woman's charges "unsubstantiated" -- but in months of reporting, they never once referred to the charges against Kavanaugh as unsubstantiated.



Ted Frank has a good thread about this.



Notable absence of our blue-checked betters hectoring us to "Believe All Women" and insisting that an accuser--who has much more at stake and hurting her own party--has no motive to lie.

It would be nice if this means that the media and the mob have learned something from last year, but I suspect it will all go away with the next smear campaign using the MeToo shield against someone on the right. /3

Washington "Democracy Dies in Darkness" Post isn't even running a story, twelve hours *after the unfairly accused politician issued a public denial*. /4

It's as if they know that even reporting the denial is a dreadfully unfair smear precisely because a subset of its readers will assume the accusation has merit.

Yes, there’s a distinction between the Fairfax and Kavanaugh accusations--but every one of those distinctions shades towards reporting the Fairfax accusation and spiking the Kavanaugh one. /6

* Fairfax accuser identifies time and place with specificity
* Fairfax accuser shares Fairfax’s politics
* Fairfax accuser immediately identified herself
* Fairfax allegations not sandbagged
* Fairfax ISSUED A STATEMENT

I don’t think that’s enough to report. But it’s more. /7


I can't emphasize the sandbagging enough. Senate Judiciary Committee has a marvelous procedure for investigating salacious claims without exposing accusers or accused to circus. Many candidates withdraw when investigation done. Dems went with circus at expense of Ford. /8


That was a hugely cynical demonstration that the Democrats didn't believe a single word of the allegation and didn’t remotely care about the issue. They just wanted to smear Kavanaugh and knew regular procedures would not accomplish that. And media happily helped. /9

Post now runs a story with the denial at 12:12, and explanation why they didn't previously run it (denying Fairfax's version), but doesn’t explain why this got different treatment than Kavanaugh.

Old News But Has to be Mentioned: Over the weekend, we got the news that Jussie Smollet reappeared on surveillance camera, after his alleged attack, still holding his Subway sandwich.

As one does, when one has been attacked, doused with bleach, and throttled with a noose.

Jussie Smollet -- hero to men everywhere. When Da Kid wants a Meatball Parm, Da Kid gets a Meatball Parm.



You can't coach grit. You can't coach passion for meatball parm.


Update: Good questions!



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:41 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 The Italics are behind this whole thing!

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:38 PM (ptfM3)

2 1

Posted by: Ha at February 04, 2019 04:38 PM (MAstk)

3 This is very reasonable and completely creditable and I believe it all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 04, 2019 04:38 PM (bcbK8)

4 Jen Rubin is looking even stupider than normal given her idiotic tweets of the past 72 hours.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2019 04:40 PM (XrCyE)

5 they are eating other alive! hilarious

Posted by: DanMan at February 04, 2019 04:40 PM (XTiHL)

6 hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2019 04:40 PM (d7Ww2)

7 It's like someone took all the different threads of idiocy infesting the country today and crossed all the streams.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at February 04, 2019 04:40 PM (Clxcy)

8 I'm hoping that the controversy will escalate to Arkancide levels.

Even if it doesn't, though; #Winning!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 04, 2019 04:40 PM (xH86r)

9 I need to move to Virginia and get into the shovel business.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 04, 2019 04:40 PM (JUOKG)

10 seriously, writing the words "meatball parm" a few times has given me a serious case of wanting a meatball parm.

Just not from Subway.

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

11 Everyone knows the secret to eating a Meatball / Chicken / Eggplant Parm Sandwich is to NEVER LET IT GO.


Otherwise you get sauce all over yourself, Ace.

Only thing taking that out is Bleach.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:41 PM (ptfM3)

12 Damn, I shoulda invested in popcorn futures.

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2019 04:41 PM (c+2jX)

13 I should have bought popcorn futures.

The "Trump Effect: It's real, and it's spectacular!"

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 04, 2019 04:41 PM (qC1Sy)

14 By week's end the cashier at the State Capitol cafeteria will have all her social media & dating history become front page news.

Posted by: josephistan at February 04, 2019 04:41 PM (7HtZB)

15 popcorn gif intensifies!

Posted by: the_real_ch3 at February 04, 2019 04:41 PM (IG5KL)

16 Yeah, you're going to beat a guy up, spray him with bleach, and put a noose around his neck then.... give him his sandwich back?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:41 PM (zcatl)

17 Nope, its Herring cause he's a slant eyed bastard

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2019 04:41 PM (JUkLQ)

18 I love a good dem fight...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (O2RFr)

19 Chicken Parm Wedge > Meatball Parm Wedge

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (ptfM3)

20
"Leave the noose. Take the sandwich."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (zcatl)

21 seriously, writing the words "meatball parm" a few times has given me a serious case of wanting a meatball parm.

Just not from Subway.
Posted by: ace


There's no such thing at subway.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (ZejZP)

22 >>>19 Chicken Parm Wedge > Meatball Parm Wedge

what's a wedge?

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

23
Best Black History Month EV-AH!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (/9p9e)

24 Is dueling still legal in VA?

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (BXMxN)

25
"We're too polite to discuss such distasteful topics." - Virginia GOP

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (Zp2U1)

26 >>what's a wedge?


Don't start that shit.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (ptfM3)

27 Moar Popcorn... wonder what Juan W will have to say about this today.

Posted by: zeera at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (+UeSQ)

28 Must of been one hell of a sub!

Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (G0vdT)

29 I do love me some chicken parm. Or I used to. I'm not supposed to have it. (Carbs.)

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

30 Jussie paid for his $5 footlong. Jussie gonna get his $5 footlong.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (/tuJf)

31 So they both admit it happened?


Way more evidence than for Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (3KBDT)

32 > I'm hoping that the controversy will escalate to Arkancide levels.


Think of it as the opening band or undercard for the Dem primaries.

The circular firing squad is going to be EPIC.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (zcatl)

33 >>>Don't start that shit.


i literally don't know. Is this some regional sandwich type?

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

34 It's like someone took all the different threads of idiocy infesting the country today and crossed all the streams.

This is what waits at the end for all forms of lefty think. They cannot possible keep all the stupid contradictory balls in the air, so the balls seem to all hit the ground at the same time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (XrCyE)

35 I stand rock-ribbed, and baculum-braced for the rights of all Procyonid-Americans!

Posted by: Coonman at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (DMUuz)

36 but, but, a White Dude says that Fairfax is "eloquent"


ipsum factum sumting wong

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (9HuGt)

37 Wow! This is just beyond parody and causes me to hope that the Democrat Party is about to split up into dozens of tribal pieces as its beautiful tapestry of diversity unravels. And by the way how come Kathy Tran gets to keep a name so obviously disrespectful to transexuals.

Posted by: Punchinello at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (zOrpp)

38 Northam and Fairfax;

Sounds like trouble in paradise.

Northam doubles down on racism!

Fairfax insists it is consensual, and sees conspiracies everywhere.

Just think if these guys were Republicans.

Well, CNN thought Northam was a Republican once during the weekend. But then again, CNN is STOOPID!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (vcOmj)

39
Charlie Sykes: What If It Were Trump Who Forced My Head Down To Perform Oral Sex?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM (vgEoS)

40 Does anybody think it's any coincidence that on the eve of potentially my being elevated that that's when this uncorroborated smear comes out?


I don't know. Why don't you ask Brett Kavanaugh?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (exNvx)

41 It's a Democrat Debauchery Derby.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (H8QX8)

42 Meatball Wedge with Gravy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (2LelM)

43 Bill Clinton is still treated like a rock star in Dem circles. At least four women "credibly accused" him of rape.

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (c+2jX)

44 Hard to chose which is better.. The black face racist Dem or the woman abusing "she wanted it." Dem.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (O2RFr)

45 Was the Lt Gov married when this happened ?

Posted by: IC at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (a0IVu)

46 Damn, Tina Turner is sexy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (fuK7c)

47 The cesspool is overflowing.

Christmas came late this year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

48
Over the weekend, we got the news that Jussie Smollet reappeared on surveillance camera, after his alleged attack, still holding his Subway sandwich.

Just "raising issues".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (Zp2U1)

49 >>>39
Charlie Sykes: What If It Were Trump Who Forced My Head Down To Perform Oral Sex?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

LOL

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)

50 Chicken Parm Wedges have 0 Carbs, Ace.



Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (ptfM3)

51 RUSSIAN BOTS!!!!! IN RICHMOND!!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (XrCyE)

52 Jussie: "That sub was to die for."

Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

53 Have we substantiated that it was a meatball parm?
I don't think Subway can even instantiate a meatball parm.
#LearnToCodeADecentSandwich.

Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (FhXTo)

54 Best Black History Month EV-AH!!!!!





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (/9p9e)


The only thing that would have made the Jussie Smollett story better, would be if he was actually holding a Chick-fil-A hate sammich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

55

Virginia is now mirroring Venezuela.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (vgEoS)

56 Meatball parm. Now I'm hungry , and it's hours 'til dinner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (7MRhd)

57 The MAGA attackers took Smollet's sandwich away, whupped up on him, and then politely handed him back his sandwich after they were done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (Kpl3J)

58 Over the weekend, we got the news that Jussie Smollet reappeared on surveillance camera, after his alleged attack, still holding his Subway sandwich.

Having a noose put on on, being beaten up and called names and splashed by bleach by men in ski masks and MAGA hats depleted his energy, and so he had to get a subway sandwich right away

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (AllCR)

59 And also, Most Famous Gay Man you never heard of did not get a broken rib. It was a broken McRib.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (t6MX/)

60 He was attacked with a meatball Parm sandwich. He was able to secure the weapon to provide to the police. Simple as that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (npy6a)

61 37 Wow! This is just beyond parody and causes me to hope that the Democrat Party is about to split up into dozens of tribal pieces as its beautiful tapestry of diversity unravels. And by the way how come Kathy Tran gets to keep a name so obviously disrespectful to transexuals.
Posted by: Punchinello


I hope all the Kathy Trans of this world get called out for their LGBTQ-phobia!

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (c+2jX)

62 Fairfax looks like the black, gay Howdy Doody. what a tool.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (mccMO)

63 I can't wait for the democrat primaries in 2020.

holy hell.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (d7Ww2)

64 Dr. Norton, report to the poop deck!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (Tyii7)

65
Remind me again who won the midterms.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (/9p9e)

66 Not going to lie, I do want to know what kind of sub he got at Subway.

I know I shouldn't find the stuff in VA as hilarious as I do, what with it affecting actual people's actual lives and what not, but I do. Oh how I do.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (YTfiB)

67 So they both admit it happened?


Way more evidence than for Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


The accused and the accuser. Consider the source and the goals.

Well, of course you did.

But then again, tweets are just the same as facts, aren't they?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (vcOmj)

68 Best Black History Month EV-AH!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (/9p9e)


I'd forgotten about that recurring national nightmare.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (1pz14)

69
Also going down: Joe Rogan.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (vgEoS)

70 LOL...what a shit show.

Has CNN identified them all as Republicans yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (bim/x)

71 Wedge is the proper name for a Sub / Hogie / Grinder / Po'boy.


Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:45 PM (ptfM3)

72 7 It's like someone took all the different threads of idiocy infesting the country today and crossed all the streams.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had A B-Wing, And Called It Brad at February 04, 2019

*
*
You don't often see that kind of behavior in a major politician.

Oh, wait. Yes, you do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (7MRhd)

73 I bet most liberals believe that mandingo story was factual

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (aWhzp)

74 >>>Jussie Smollet reappeared on surveillance camera, after his alleged attack, still holding his Subway sandwich...You can't coach grit. You can't coach passion for meatball parm.

I spy our new spokesman!! I wonder if he has aides.

Posted by: Subway at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (hvf9s)

75 In times of stress, one must hold on firmly to the comestibles which comfort us.

Posted by: Jared Fougle at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (DMUuz)

76 As I was viciously assaulted, I cradled my sub sammich like a baby, shoelding it from my brutal attackers. I knew I was going to need those calories to heal up.

Posted by: B-List Actor at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (XntMs)

77
"We're too polite to discuss such distasteful topics." - Virginia GOP
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February

Sigh

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (JUkLQ)

78 Will Northam and Fairfax be meeting in the octagon.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (MkcN1)

79 Heard a report unconfirmed there is another picture of Northam in same pants as the black faced person inthe famous picture in the album.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (/rm4P)

80 Florida is watching Virginia and going, "What the actual HELL?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

81 Finally saw the first Fairfax thread over at Democratic Underground. Not a lot of discussion yet, but it's now hitting the hardcore lefty radar. It's going to be great.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (V/f/L)

82 Don't start that shit.


i literally don't know. Is this some regional sandwich type?
Posted by: ace


Gotta be a tiny local thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (exNvx)

83 Yes hello,

I will need 100, no make it 200 lbs of popcorn. And I need it delivered ASAP.

Thank you.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (u0UBm)

84 > Democrat Party is about to split up into dozens of tribal pieces as its beautiful tapestry of diversity unravels.

Oh, yeah. The radical lesbians are already peeled off, 'cuz they aren't even going to CONSIDER letting male trannies into their clubs.

A high percentage of blacks and Hispanics can be peeled off because they don't like baby murder or gay marriage (this would be the "black church" and "practicing Catholic" contingents of those groups, respectively, both of which are substantial).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (zcatl)

85 Another neocon endorsed quagmire.

Only this one is way, way funnier and I'm all for it going on forever.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (datdl)

86
How desperate do you have to be, how battered, scarred and humiliated, to order a Subway sandwich?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (Zp2U1)

87 Over the weekend, we got the news that Jussie Smollet reappeared on surveillance camera, after his alleged attack, still holding his Subway sandwich.

Just "raising issues".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Well, it has to be said.

Somebody made him a sammich.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (vcOmj)

88 >>The MAGA attackers took Smollet's sandwich away, whupped up on him, and then politely handed him back his sandwich after they were done.

They are violent racists, not sandwich wranglers.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (/tuJf)

89 Dems R the Real Rapists!

Posted by: Danish D'ooza at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (ismre)

90 The most beautiful part of the Fairfax use of the Harvey Weinstein defense (dabitch AXED for it!!!) is that HE just corroborated her story! It happened - he admitted it. Now the only debate is whether or not she wanted it.

Hey dems, you always listen to the MAN in those stories, right? Ignore that lyin' ho, right?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)

91 Russia, China, and Iran have all recognized Northam as the Governor of Virginia.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (XrCyE)

92 Always have kompromat on your political associates, Comrades!

You'll never know when it will come in useful!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (I2/tG)

93 Yeah, you're going to beat a guy up, spray him with bleach, and put a noose around his neck then.... give him his sandwich back?


This only proves that racist thugs hate Italian Herb and Cheese bread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (Mouru)

94 "they are eating other alive! hilarious"

that was what got Fairfax into this mess

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (mccMO)

95 First the anti American Rams lose. Now this.

Best February 3rd and 4th ever.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (u0UBm)

96 >>Also going down: Joe Rogan.


Offraod Crocs claim yet another scalp.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (ptfM3)

97 Virginia is now mirroring Venezuela.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (vgEoS)


Next it'll be mirroring the Taiwanese legislative "discussions."

Posted by: Henry Waxman at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (KFtuK)

98 The rule is this, and everyone knows it:

Ugly guy tries to cop a feel or escalate making-out = rape.

Hunky guy forces himself on you = "It was so hot, just like 50 Shades of Gray!"

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (c+2jX)

99 Has it been confirmed that it was meatball?

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (Kcf2u)

100 They are violent racists, not sandwich wranglers.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM (/tuJf)



Some things just aren't done. It's in the Racist Pirate Code.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (Mouru)

101 As a libertarian my fondest desire is to see the state and those that lust for power go up in flames.

This day is...glorious.

Posted by: Robert #burnitalldown at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (GGg3c)

102 What do you call it when a long-running farce has a sub-farce contained entirely within it? I am going with "The American Press" but I imagine there is a more-formal term...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)

103 Remember everyone accusing Gillespie's people of incompetence?

I kinda think this scenario is more amusing in the long run.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (I/iGu)

104 Not going to lie, I do want to know what kind of sub he got at Subway.


I'm kind of disappointed. Someone here said that reddit or 4chan had tracked down all of the Subways in the area and that none were open at that hour.

Must I lose my faith in 4chan?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (fuK7c)

105 93 Yeah, you're going to beat a guy up, spray him with bleach, and put a noose around his neck then.... give him his sandwich back?


I don't know... The fact that he purchased a sandwich from subway shows he might have been in shock

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (O2RFr)

106 Guy 1 - I guess it's pretty difficult to believe that the American media has a political bias.

Guy 2 - No, it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (onNRp)

107 There's no such thing as food at subway.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2019 04:42 PM (ZejZP)

Fixed it for you. I can't even bear to enter a Subway. The stores have a dank, fetid aroma that would drive even Dracula into sucking lemons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (nPGq2)

108 There is only one place this scandal can go from here:

"My dick so big, of course no bitch could resist it!"

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (c+2jX)

109 Heard a report unconfirmed there is another picture of Northam in same pants as the black faced person inthe famous picture in the album.
Posted by: Skip


Yes there is.

Shibumi and I saw this on some scurrilous Reich-wing website this weekend.

Do the people on the internet and Rethuglicans have no shame?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in MAGA country! at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (vcOmj)

110 All I ask for is a press conference that descends into a vintage WWF promo for an upcoming Wrestlemania. Folding chairs across backs, eye-gouging, that sort of thing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (IL4wA)

111 How desperate do you have to be, how battered, scarred and humiliated, to order a Subway sandwich?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (Zp2U1)


Don't know about Chicago, but in rural northern New England it sometimes is the only game in town. Particularly if it is late.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (kUmUV)

112 I think the way it goes if Northam doesn't remember this sexual assault it didn't happen.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (/rm4P)

113 78
Will Northam and Fairfax be meeting in the octagon.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (MkcN1)

They will settle their differences like gentlemen. A moonwalk-off.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (t6MX/)

114 Is the FBI dusting the meatball parm for prints? Taking DNA samples?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (QLvwG)

115 Oh, yeah. The radical lesbians are already peeled off, 'cuz they aren't even going to CONSIDER letting male trannies into their clubs.
--------------------
Right to Association is in the Bill of Rights. Not that anyone from government pays attention.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (2LelM)

116 Dem Gov in MT also under fire.

Posted by: Ha at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (MAstk)

117 I hope no bleach got on Smollett's sammich. That would have been terrible.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (H8QX8)

118 The Democratic Party - keeping the black man down since 1828!

Posted by: Democrats at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (I2/tG)

119 "The only thing that would have made the Jussie Smollett story better, would be if he was actually holding a Chick-fil-A hate sammich.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC) "


I don't think they are allowed inside Chicago city limits.

But it is a pleasant thought.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (xH86r)

120 I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

Posted by: Brig. Gen. Jack D. Fairfax at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (3KBDT)

121 I think... I think this is the greatest post in the history of the Ace blog.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (xFkiy)

122
Virginia Democrats make South Carolina Republicans look genteel.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (vgEoS)

123 Even if the Dems could paper over tearing each other apart, Donald Trump can make the wounds worse at the SOTU tomorrow. Which he will. They love making things about him and he is happy to aikido their brains out.

Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (81uw/)

124 Have the Republicans pounced on these accusations yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (MkcN1)

125 "what with it affecting actual people's actual lives"

since these two sociopathic goniffs are infanticides, it will most likely end up saving lives.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (mccMO)

126 Heard a report unconfirmed there is another picture of Northam in same pants as the black faced person inthe famous picture in the album.
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (/rm4P)

No it is a picture of a classmate of his in the same pants---and ugly ass pants they are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (bim/x)

127 80 Florida is watching Virginia and going, "What the actual HELL?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)


California says, "Here. Hold my beer."

Posted by: Henry Waxman at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (KFtuK)

128 I'm the Tupac of meatballs!

Posted by: Jussie at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (Tyii7)

129 Democrat politicians know that they are free to rape. So some of them rape. And the left proves them right every time.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (BJKQV)

130 > Wedge is the proper name for a Sub / Hogie / Grinder / Po'boy.


A Po'Boy is a very specific type of sandwich, not a generic sub.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (zcatl)

131 The left may have finally gone too far, the post birth abortion thing and the believe all women thing, the gender thing, The 50% of us are LGBTQXTZ thing, the media shitshow, the SJW I'm not safe I need a puppy and a coloring book thing, the racism. The double standards.

It all adds up. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

I hope they have gone too far.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (0OmEj)

132 I hope no bleach got on Smollett's sammich. That would have been terrible.

I don't know... It could help kill the ecoli

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (O2RFr)

133 What do you call it when a long-running farce has a sub-farce contained entirely within it? I am going with "The American Press" but I imagine there is a more-formal term...

Pathological Fractal Cranial Rectitis

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (XrCyE)

134 i literally don't know. Is this some regional sandwich type?

-
It's for celebrities only.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)

135 What, have Southern cane-whompings gone completely out of style?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (Mouru)

136 Offraod Crocs claim yet another scalp.
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:47 PM


Offroad Crocs come with "removable, adjustable turbo heel straps", BTW.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (DMUuz)

137 It's not weird to stop for a snack in the middle of an emergency.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

138 >>A Po'Boy is a very specific type of sandwich, not a generic sub.


It's served on a Wedge Roll.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (ptfM3)

139 We've gone from "I did not have sexual relations with that women" to "I had sex with her--Im not sure but I think she liked it."

Sigh.

At least Clinton put some thought behind his lies.

This guy's like, "she be a slut, yo."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (e/FWN)

140
Well, that's nice. The imaginary Trumpforce attackers let Jussie keep his sammich.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (vgEoS)

141 Have we ever heard exactly why Smollett was hospitalized? It's funny that there's no listing of his injuries.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (3KBDT)

142 72 7 It's like someone took all the different threads of idiocy infesting the country today and crossed all the streams. "

They be crossing the streams like a half dozen men standin' in a circle and havin' a pissin' match!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)

143 Has anyone credibly accused Cap'n Bill of having a micro-penis?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (MkcN1)

144 I don't think I'm going to use this piece for my next LA Times column. There, see Ace? I don't always steal from you! It's not like every damn time!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, America's Essayist and Moral Arbiter at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (Z216Q)

145 "Have the Republicans pounced on these accusations yet?"

they did issue statements but mainly they are doing the Not Interrupting The Enemy While They Are Tag Teaming A Chicken tactic. as Sun Tzu taught.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (mccMO)

146 A wedge is a hunk of iceberg lettuce.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (/tuJf)

147 I think I'll just go ahead and claim choir-boy status now.

Posted by: Roy Moore at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (hjaPQ)

148 "She was very interested in me."

Get over yourself, Jane Fairfax.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (zmIJL)

149 I'm kind of disappointed. Someone here said that reddit or 4chan had tracked down all of the Subways in the area and that none were open at that hour.

Must I lose my faith in 4chan?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (fuK7c)


I refuse to believe that the weaponized autism failed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (YTfiB)

150 AOP - How is your head injury? You said that you had several stitches.Hope you are on the mend.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (Kcf2u)

151 If true, these allegations -- aw nevermind, BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (786Ro)

152 Dem Gov in MT also under fire.
Posted by: Ha at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (MAstk)

Why? Did he put on blackface too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (AllCR)

153

Prediction: Jussie Smolllettt will be at the SOTU.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (vgEoS)

154 141 Have we ever heard exactly why Smollett was hospitalized? It's funny that there's no listing of his injuries."

Well they did say he had a broken rib. Oops! Walked that one back today too!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)

155

Russian Bots, obviously.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (n2qRY)

156 Has it been confirmed that it was meatball?
Posted by: washrivergal



We need that sandwich recognition software.

Posted by: eleven at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (NLLmE)

157 >>>It's served on a Wedge Roll.


Da fuq's a "roll"?

Posted by: ace is just being difficult now at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (PbpT7)

158 Gee none of this is on Drudge? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (bim/x)

159 >>A wedge is a hunk of iceberg lettuce.


No. It's a Wedge Shaped hunk of Iceberg Lettuce.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (ptfM3)

160 I'm kind of disappointed. Someone here said that reddit or 4chan had tracked down all of the Subways in the area and that none were open at that hour.

Must I lose my faith in 4chan?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (fuK7c)

----------------------

Somebody here tracked it down, and they found that there were 2 24 hour Subways in his area, known as Streeterville.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (ffYR/)

161 This sort of awkward unpleasantless is why we need a Deep State.... said by every cuck everywhere...

Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (90T4r)

162 You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that sandwich -- you need me on that sandwich.

We use words like "horny," "cheese," "extra salami." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending footlongs. You use them as a punch line.

Posted by: Colon-el Nathan Jussie at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (Z4rgH)

163 A Po'Boy is a very specific type of sandwich, not a generic sub.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (zcatl)

We used it as a generic name in Southwest LA .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (npy6a)

164 Still holding sandwich after attack?

Who are we talking about? Joey Tribiani?

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (hFKk0)

165 155

Russian Bots, obviously.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (n2qRY)


White Russian or Black?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (/9p9e)

166 Jessies homohoax turns to hard packed shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (Q1QrS)

167 I had a Starlog with a picture of Tina Turner in her chainmail outfit fromThuderdome that got a lot of .....use.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (BXMxN)

168 Have we ever heard exactly why Smollett was hospitalized? It's funny that there's no listing of his injuries."

Well they did say he had a broken rib. Oops! Walked that one back today too!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)



On later clarification, it turned out to be a "smushed McRib"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (Mouru)

169 so northam planned to use this on him.....many months ago?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (0O7c5)

170 Today's news gives me an idea: If I put shoe-polish on my micropenis, will it grow bigger?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (c+2jX)

171
Russian Bots, obviously.

Macedonian content farmers

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (O2RFr)

172 A Po'Boy is a very specific type of sandwich, not a generic sub.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

----

Hell, there are parts of this country that consider every carbonated beverage "a coke."

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (hFKk0)

173 I hope they have gone too far.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (0OmEj)

Tovarisch, we never stop. We move ever forward.

Posted by: Comrade Stalin approves a new gulag at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (GGg3c)

174 "We're too polite to discuss such distasteful topics." - Virginia GOP

-
The Romney rule.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 04:53 PM (+y/Ru)

175 Will the Republicans let these allegations go on "unpounced on" or "unseized"?

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (786Ro)

176 133 What do you call it when a long-running farce has a sub-farce contained entirely within it? I am going with "The American Press" but I imagine there is a more-formal term...

Pathological Fractal Cranial Rectitis
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2019

*
*
Kind of what you'd have if, during a production of The Odd Couple, three guys bounded on stage and began doing the Marx Brothers' routines from Duck Soup. A finely original effect for sure.

(Of course you could get a finely original effect by sending a procession of kangaroos across the stage during a performance of Lohengrin, but whatever.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (7MRhd)

177 150 AOP - How is your head injury? You said that you had several stitches.Hope you are on the mend."

I heard that two guys yelling MAGA!!! might have been involved.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)

178 No no no no.

Youse guyz've gottit allllll wrong, heah!

Jussie RODE the "subway" back to his hotel after he got whomped, see?


/demspokesliar



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (QzJWU)

179 152 Dem Gov in MT also under fire.
Posted by: Ha at February 04, 2019 04:49 PM (MAstk)
Why? Did he put on blackface too?

Blackbung. He's anti-bung-bleaching and had his brown starfish tattooed black in solidarity with all the black bungists BBM movement.

Now accused of culture-hole appropriation...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (n2qRY)

180 I wasn't lettin' that sammich go for anything!!!

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (Mouru)

181 Love watching a Trotsky/Lenin slapfight.....

Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (90T4r)

182 Somebody here tracked it down, and they found that there were 2 24 hour Subways in his area, known as Streeterville.


Somebody here! See, alex? Our weaponized autism is better than 4chan's!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (fuK7c)

183 Oh, yeah. The radical lesbians are already peeled off, 'cuz they aren't even going to CONSIDER letting male trannies into their clubs.

Can't do that in Oregon - a bar owner was fined $400,000 by the State for politely asking a group of obnoxious cross-dressers to find another bar, because nobody else would come into the bar when the cross-dressers were there.

So, since you can't exclude trannies, there are no lesbian bars in Portland, one of the most gay-friendly cities on the planet. The lesbians try to organize parties in clubs, using closed Facebook lists to keep the trannies out, but who knows how long the State will tolerate that.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (I2/tG)

184 Per the update: of course, they should resign, let the FBI investigate. And if they're cleared, run for reelection.

Seems fair, given the seriousness of the charges.

Look at these men and their privledge--putting acting like they own the job

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (e/FWN)

185 Q. Do people still use the term "Dagwood sandwich", or has that been lost in the mists of time?

Lost, like tears in rain...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (zcatl)

186 The nicest racist attackers ever. They let him keep his sandwich and didn't even smash his phone.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (SkuXa)

187 Have we ever heard exactly why Smollett was hospitalized? It's funny that there's no listing of his injuries.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM

---

He wasn't hospitalized, he went to the hospital to get treatment for a bruise on his cheek.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (JUOKG)

188 White Russian or Black?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM


Srsly?

Posted by: Da Dude at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (DMUuz)

189 173 I hope they have gone too far.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (0OmEj)


Wait till tomorrows SOTU!

Posted by: Your new and improved Democrat party at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (O2RFr)

190 AMAZING. Jussie was able to fight with two hillbilly rednecks,hang on to his sammich all while on the telephone during one of the coldest nights in Chi-Town history. I'm in awe. Can you imagine what would have happened to Jussie if he were a vegan?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (vI+F1)

191 DOJ has to raid VA Atty Gen Mark Herring's home to seize evidence before he can destroy it. It's obvious he's behind all this. It's the plot of Kind Hearts and Coronets.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (VaN/j)

192 Has it been confirmed that it was meatball?

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 04:48 PM (Kcf2u)

"Quick, Robin, to the Tofusphere!"

Posted by: Batman at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (nPGq2)

193 Moral: Do not have sex with anyone you are not married to at any political convention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (AllCR)

194 Well they did say he had a broken rib. Oops! Walked that one back today too!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM



Did he ever say WHERE the rib was?

"Million to one shot, doc, million to one"
-- Frank Costanza

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (786Ro)

195 Love watching a Trotsky/Lenin slapfight.....

Posted by: kraken

---

Or a fish-slapping skit.

In pith helmets.

Next to a pier.

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (hFKk0)

196 > Can't do that in Oregon

Well, we might have some input on that. Hold Kavanaugh's beer and watch this.

Posted by: The Forthcoming Supreme Court at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (zcatl)

197 New Subway ad campaign.

Je suis, Jussie!

To French?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

198 A 24-hour Subway?

What's the demographic that needs to world's most lackluster sandwich at 3:00 a.m.?

Posted by: bear with asymmettical balls at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (XntMs)

199 Hell, there are parts of this country that consider every carbonated beverage "a coke."


In the civilized world every carbonated beverage was called "tonic", but I think that's fallen out of use.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (fuK7c)

200 He wasn't hospitalized, he went to the hospital to get treatment for a bruise on his cheek.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM


His face was slightly contused, as well.

Posted by: Hospital Spokesperson at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (DMUuz)

201 164 Still holding sandwich after attack?

Who are we talking about? Joey Tribiani?
Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019

*
*
"It's like a moo point. You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (7MRhd)

202 "146 A wedge is a hunk of iceberg lettuce.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (/tuJf) "


Exactly as I always understood it. Basis of a type of salad.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (xH86r)

203 oh I forgot that bon mot "credibly accused"

also, isn't she a donk activist? Not that it legally matters but this is sort of a statement against interest, unlike crazy ballzy ford's insane statements while being a woman of a certain age who wears pink pussy hats.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (GD/r2)

204
Prediction: Jussie will be at the SOTU...still wearing the "rope that does not resemble a noose" around his neck.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (vgEoS)

205 I saw the Southern Cane Whompings open for the Black Crowes in 92

fuckin great show man

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (xFkiy)

206 I'm not releasing the reason for my hospitalization, but it wasn't anal prolapse, I'll tell you that.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (hjaPQ)

207 all while on the telephone

-
The cop have subpoenaed his and his manager's phones.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

208 163 A Po'Boy is a very specific type of sandwich, not a generic sub.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:50 PM (zcatl)

We used it as a generic name in Southwest LA . "

The best Po'Boy I ever had was in New Iberia - fried soft shell crab po'boy. With the legs hanging off each side, it looked just like a giant fried bug stuck between two halves of a loaf. That was fun. (I think it had remolaude sauce on it)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (Kpl3J)

209 I noticed that Jussie's momma bought the wrong vowel...

Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (90T4r)

210 What's the demographic that needs to world's most lackluster sandwich at 3:00 a.m.?

Hey - when you're drunk, you're drunk.

Posted by: Chicagoans at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (I2/tG)

211 If you lose your cell reception, it's because my schadenboner knocked the satellite out of orbit.

Posted by: pep at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (T6t7i)

212 He wasn't hospitalized, he went to the hospital to get treatment for a bruise donkey punch on his cheek.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Suggested edit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (exNvx)

213 16 Yeah, you're going to beat a guy up, spray him with bleach, and put a noose around his neck then.... give him his sandwich back?
____________________

Of course! We may be raaaaacist hatemongers, but we're still civilized!

Posted by: Mythical MAGA attackers at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (fqUgw)

214 I get confused with the real names of the characters. Can we please use Coonman and Oralman from now on?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (pLgt/)

215 Posted by: Eeyore at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (VaN/j)

Kind Hearts and Coronets is a great film!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (AllCR)

216 Exactly as I always understood it. Basis of a type of salad.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (xH86r)

With delicious blue cheese dressing .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (npy6a)

217 Firehouse has an awesome meatball sub.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (Q1QrS)

218 >>> The only thing that would have made the Jussie Smollett story better, would be if he was actually holding a Chick-fil-A hate sammich.

Hah, Jane!

Did anyone here besides me watch Empire? Jussie is a good actor and amazing singer. But the creator basically used his character as self insertion writing therapy, to the point it turned cringey. Then he had the character, who is gay, sleep with Alicia Keys and the LGBT crowd HATED him for that. Fun watching SJWs eat each other alive.

PR hate crime hoax stunt gone horribly wrong...I would love a show to take on this storyline, but they would make the MAGA hat wearers the perps at the end somehow. In the right non-PC hands it could be a great comedy.

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (hvf9s)

219 Prediction: Jussie will be at the SOTU...still wearing the "rope that does not resemble a noose" around his neck.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:56 PM (vgEoS)



But will he still have the sandwich? That's what i want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (Mouru)

220
What's the demographic that needs to world's most lackluster sandwich at 3:00 a.m.?



Horny gays.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (3KBDT)

221
202 "146 A wedge is a hunk of iceberg lettuce.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (/tuJf) "


Exactly as I always understood it. Basis of a type of salad.
------------------
No. A wedge is the same as a sub. The wedge of lettuce only became a thing somewhere in the 1990s.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 04, 2019 04:58 PM (2LelM)

222 Fairfax Suggests That Northam Is Behind Sexual Assault Claim

-
He's the new Scottsboro Boy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

223 >>A wedge is a hunk of iceberg lettuce.





No. It's a Wedge Shaped hunk of Iceberg Lettuce.





Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:52 PM (ptfM3)

No. It's an x-wing fighter pilot hero who can bullseye womp rats and take down two Death Stars.

Posted by: Wedge Antilles at February 04, 2019 04:58 PM (QLvwG)

224 But will he still have the sandwich? That's what i want to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (Mouru)

***

clearly nothing can pry it from his cold, live hands

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at February 04, 2019 04:58 PM (xFkiy)

225 Everything has turned into a Fellini movie....

Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2019 04:58 PM (90T4r)

226 >>No. A wedge is the same as a sub. The wedge of lettuce only became a thing somewhere in the 1990s.

No real American calls a sub a wedge.

That's commie talk.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (/tuJf)

227 Now, all we need is for Fairfax to have given the materiel to the press on Northam. That is Fairfax wanted to take Northam's job by forcing a resignation.

Then I can be truly happy.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (AJj50)

228 The best Po'Boy I ever had was in New Iberia - fried soft shell crab po'boy. With the legs hanging off each side, it looked just like a giant fried bug stuck between two halves of a loaf. That was fun. (I think it had remolaude sauce on it)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (Kpl3J)

Oh man Tom, I loves me some soft shell crab sammiches. Yum.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (pLgt/)

229 AOP - How is your head injury? You said that you had several stitches.Hope you are on the mend.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (Kcf2u)

Healing very nicely, thank you. And the black eyes have mostly faded away, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (nPGq2)

230

A "wedge" is a portion of Cheese.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (vgEoS)

231 >>No. A wedge is the same as a sub.


Yep.
You ordered a Roast Beef and Provolone with Tomato Salt and Pepper and the guy behind the deli counter would invariably ask you, "Wedge or Roll?".

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (ptfM3)

232 Tina not only had it, she kept it a lot longer than most.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (VaN/j)

233 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (Kpl3J)

Rajun Cajuns in Houston serves a pretty good shrimp
Po Boy. Over priced though.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (npy6a)

234 Sure there was a little bleach on it--but you saw how much I wanted that sandwich.

Posted by: Jussie at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (vDqXW)

235
I noticed that Jussie's momma bought the wrong vowel...

Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2019 04:57 PM (90T4r)


He actually has a sister named Jurnee. Mom seems to have a thing for the letter "u."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

236 Q. Do people still use the term "Dagwood sandwich", or has that been lost in the mists of time?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 04:54 PM (zcatl

I got talked into a Dagwood sanwhich...

Posted by: Blondie, washing her hair for the third time today at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (GGg3c)

237 Not only is there far more evidence against Fairfax than against Kavanaugh, the Fairfax allegations actually involve a sexual assault.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (3KBDT)

238 >>No real American calls a sub a wedge.

>>That's commie talk.


Pray. What do they call it at the Yacht Club?


Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (ptfM3)

239 Stick a fork in me, 'cause I'm done!

Posted by: #MeToo at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (W+vEI)

240 And I had to ask myself, "Who benefits from these allegations?" And you know who benefits? ME, BABY!!! Cui Boner, if you know what I mean!!!

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (7RqXg)

241 215 Posted by: Eeyore at February 04, 2019 04:55 PM (VaN/j)

Kind Hearts and Coronets is a great film!

Agree! Alec Guinness really gets to show off what he can do in that! (he and Peter Sellers are probably the only two actors that could pull something like that off)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)

242 >>Pray. What do they call it at the Yacht Club?

Lobster roll.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (/tuJf)

243 When you're a Democrat, you don't even have to say you're sorry!
When you're a Governor or Lt Governor they let you do it!
You can do anything!
You can dress up in black face or dress up like a Grand Dragon.
Or let babies die comfortably from lack of care after they're born!
You can do anything!

Posted by: Gov Babykiller Northam at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (37IEG)

244 No. A wedge is the same as a sub.


Best I can tell is that it's a regionalism, in wide use all the way from Prospect Ave. to 11th Ave. in Helena, Montana.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (fuK7c)

245 226 >>No. A wedge is the same as a sub. The wedge of lettuce only became a thing somewhere in the 1990s.

No real American calls a sub a wedge.

That's commie talk.
--------------------
The Sicilians I bought meatball subs from always called it a Meatball Wedge. Maybe its a Southern Italian thing like Marinara being called gravy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (2LelM)

246


He has a weird smile.

But that's the white man in me talking, obviously he's innocent, because people are accusing him of stuff.

The more white people accuse a black man of something, the less guilty he is.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (KQN0V)

247 If Northam believes there's even a slim chance that Fairfax's people had any influence on the blackface story, then he's never, ever, ever gonna resign.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (I/iGu)

248 237 Not only is there far more evidence against Fairfax than against Kavanaugh, the Fairfax allegations actually involve a sexual assault.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (3KBDT)


Now there's no need to muddy the waters with facts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (KFtuK)

249

Anyone else surprised the geniuses at Subway marketing haven't seized on this opportunity to signal some foot-long virtue??

They did, after all, bring us "Jared."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (vgEoS)

250 You ordered a Roast Beef and Provolone with Tomato Salt and Pepper and the guy behind the deli counter would invariably ask you, "Wedge or Roll?".

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (ptfM3)M

When I first moved to NYC I went to the deli and ordered a tuna sandwich. They asked me if I wanted it on a hard roll. I said 'No, I want it on fresh bread!' .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (npy6a)

251 ace it's as if the entire world is now there only to provide you with rich, creamy material with which to craft epic snarkfests.


This is fun. Hope it lasts.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (QDnY+)

252 The irony is that the pile-on Northam for a 35-year old bad joke was intended precisely to drive an old white guy out to make room for a younger black guy.

Ha Ha

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (U/vJ3)

253 The diminutive of wedge is wedgie, which is what I'll give you next time I see you.

Posted by: Scott Farkus at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (DMUuz)

254
Agree! Alec Guinness really gets to show off what he can do in that! (he and Peter Sellers are probably the only two actors that could pull something like that off)



Theory: Alec Guinness was Peter Sellers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (3KBDT)

255 The Lt Governor name is Justin Fairfax. That sounds like a Brit Lord.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (MkcN1)

256 Hell, there are parts of this country that consider every carbonated beverage "a coke."
---
No, we know very well that all carbonated beverages aren't "cokes." It's a sort of social lubricant or conversation-enhancer.

Do you want a coke?
Sure.
What kind?
Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (hjaPQ)

257 Am I going to get a duel on the steps of the Virginia State House for the governorship for my birthday?

Because being able to see that happen would be the best b'day present this century to date.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (AM1GF)

258 President Donald Trump served meatball parms when the Clemson Tigers visited the White House.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Fritz at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (wxZSX)

259 > Moral: Do not have sex with anyone you are not married to at any political convention.

Hunter S. Thompson had a bit about that.

Dipshit, a delegate from E. Bumfuck goes to the convention, planning to support Jizzface. Jizzface's opponent, Smegma, arranges to get Dipshit super drunk, then gets pictures of him in a compromising position with two hookers and a donkey. Who are you voting for now, Dipshit?

Sort of like the way they played Senator Geary in the one Godfather movie, except that no one (usually) dies.

Posted by: The Forthcoming Supreme Court at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (zcatl)

260 >>When I first moved to NYC I went to the deli and ordered a tuna sandwich. They asked me if I wanted it on a hard roll. I said 'No, I want it on fresh bread!' .


Haha - Then they told you to get the fuck out, right?

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (ptfM3)

261 Smollet also claims he fought back ... they should check hospitals for the other two guys, because clearly Smollet beat them so badly, he didn't even have to put his sandwich down. ... yeah, that's the ticket ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (Cus5s)

262 That wasn't the only footlong I had that night.

Posted by: Jizzie Swallowit at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (JcXHH)

263 She wanted it? That's his defense?

Well it may very well be true. But that doesn't seem like a good position to take in public

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)

264 No. A wedge is the same as a sub. The wedge of lettuce only became a thing somewhere in the 1990s.

When I went to college in 1971, food service had it. I never understood why, though. Maybe girls trying to diet.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 04, 2019 05:03 PM (VaN/j)

265 If Fairfax takes over he can run again in 2021, essentially having almost 2 full terms. VA has a term limit of 1 for guvs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 04, 2019 05:03 PM (tMWEE)

266 No. A wedge is the same as a sub. The wedge of lettuce only became a thing somewhere in the 1990s.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 04, 2019 04:58 PM (2LelM)

--------------------------

I once ordered a "deconstructed steak salad" at a fancy restaurant (it was the only thing that looked low carb).

I paid something like $30 for a wedge of iceberg, a pile of cherry tomatoes, a sliced egg, a small pile of steak chunks and a cup of bleu cheese dressing.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:03 PM (BJKQV)

267 A wedge is the architectural feature outside Barbara Walter's window.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2019 05:03 PM (XrCyE)

268 she was asking for it!!!!

Posted by: Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:03 PM (kSq2k)

269 No. A wedge is the same as a sub. The wedge of lettuce only became a thing somewhere in the 1990s.
Posted by: Puddin Head



That's why you go to a wedge shop for a sandwich.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (exNvx)

270 > I got talked into a Dagwood sanwhich...
> Posted by: Blondie

With Cookie or Herb? These things matter, Blondie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (zcatl)

271 Smollet also claims he fought back ... they should check hospitals for the other two guys, because clearly Smollet beat them so badly, he didn't even have to put his sandwich down. ... yeah, that's the ticket ...
Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (Cus5s)



He would toss the sandwich in the air, deliver his ninja roundhouse kick, and catch it again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (Mouru)

272 Maybe its a Southern Italian thing like Marinara being called gravy.


That is not a Southern Italian thing, that is a Bensonhurst Guido thing. There isn't a word in Italian that's close to gravy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (fuK7c)

273 And, BTW, I think the bruise was on the inside of his cheek. And by "inside of his cheek" I mean the back of his throat.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (VaN/j)

274
There is no co-rubberization!

Posted by: Justin Lord Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (Fx2U4)

275 Healing very nicely, thank you. And the black eyes have mostly faded away, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (nPGq2)

+++
Two black eyes? That must have turned a few heads.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (Kcf2u)

276 106 Guy 1 - I guess it's pretty difficult to believe that the American media has a political bias.

Guy 2 - No, it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.


sounds like me responding to Mrs. Chronda asking "how can you say that?": "easy; mouth flaps up and down, breath goes in and out..."

Posted by: Anachronda at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (sGtp+)

277 The media is going to twist themselves into such knots over this that they're all going to have to see chiropractors before learning to code.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 04, 2019 05:05 PM (MkcN1)

278 >>> Moral: Do not have sex with anyone you are not married to at any political convention.




Isn't it amazing how much of all this would be prevented if people simply stopped treating sex like scratching an itch?

Posted by: #MeToo at February 04, 2019 05:05 PM (W+vEI)

279 Funny. I use wedges to fell trees. Steel mostly. Tough to chew.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 04, 2019 05:05 PM (Q1QrS)

280 Everything has turned into a Fellini movie....

--

If things get worse, we're going to go full David Lynch.



Posted by: shibumi, on wedding countdown at February 04, 2019 05:05 PM (u0hpX)

281 She wanted it? That's his defense?



Well it may very well be true. But that doesn't seem like a good position to take in public

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)

===
Well that and she was dressed like a slut.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 04, 2019 05:05 PM (pw+jk)

282 The Sicilians I bought meatball subs from always called it a Meatball Wedge. Maybe its a Southern Italian thing like Marinara being called gravy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (2LelM)

You shoulda just said "hey, Guido you no unna standa English!. Its a Sub!"

They woulda liked that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 05:05 PM (pLgt/)

283 >>That is not a Southern Italian thing, that is a Bensonhurst Guido thing. There isn't a word in Italian that's close to gravy.


No. It's an Italian thing. My Grandfather was from Naples. Gravy. It's always been gravy.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:05 PM (ptfM3)

284 Well it may very well be true. But that doesn't seem like a good position to take in public
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)

In the #metoo era there is but one acceptable position.

Posted by: Reverse Cowgirl at February 04, 2019 05:05 PM (GGg3c)

285 > That is not a Southern Italian thing, that is a Bensonhurst Guido thing.

Also very common in Jersey and Philly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (zcatl)

286 Has flake come out with a position on this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (bim/x)

287 Did they put an R next to his name on CNN yet?
Because we all know these R's are a problem rapewise.

Oh, I haven't seen anywhere if this guy is married or not, or was at the time of the assau, -er, date.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (z79tQ)

288

It's like Spitzer and the blind guy all over again, but faster and better.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (vgEoS)

289 Pita Pit > Subway.

Posted by: Bosk at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (9m9TT)

290 30 Jussie paid for his $5 footlong. Jussie gonna get his $5 footlong.


He was out looking for a $5 foot-long, just not at Subway.....

Posted by: Luke Duke at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (Y2Qsd)

291 263 She wanted it? That's his defense?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)

-------------------------

Well, if he gave his consent and a doctor agreed.....

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (BJKQV)

292 243
When you're a Democrat, you don't even have to say you're sorry!
When you're a Governor or Lt Governor they let you do it!
You can do anything!
You can dress up in black face or dress up like a Grand Dragon.
Or let babies die comfortably from lack of care after they're born!
You can do anything!


Posted by: Gov Babykiller Northam at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (37IEG)
You said I could do anything!
That means I can grab a woman by the mish and be Governor when you get replaced for gettin all "Southern Man" back in the day.
You white privileged cracker! You lied!
You just makin shit up so I can't take your job!
Imma get you sucka!

Posted by: Just-out Fairfacts at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (37IEG)

293 Given today's news, I think Ace should be forced to admit that sometimes the jokes really do write themselves.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (hjaPQ)

294 Begun, the Wedge Wars have.

Posted by: Yoda's Deli at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (786Ro)

295 Haha - Then they told you to get the fuck out, right?
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (ptfM3)

No they just looked at me like the redneck I was. The same look I got when I asked someone where the nearest Washateria was located.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (npy6a)

296 The Lt Governor name is Justin Fairfax. That sounds like a Brit Lord.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (MkcN1)

Bodices ripped?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (zCyNd)

297 269 No. A wedge is the same as a sub. The wedge of lettuce only became a thing somewhere in the 1990s.
Posted by: Puddin Head

That's why you go to a wedge shop for a sandwich.


hmm. starting to wonder about the x-wing pilots named "wedge" and "porkins". i'm guessing george lucas was hungry.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (sGtp+)

298 Have we heard from jessie jackson or the right reverend sharpton?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (bim/x)

299 Please wake me when they've all had their duel and let me know who's dead and who's just wounded.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (8erNz)

300 Healing very nicely, thank you. And the black eyes have mostly faded away, too.



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2019 04:59 PM (nPGq
=======
So you were told twice?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (pw+jk)

301 > If things get worse, we're going to go full David Lynch.


I think we've gone straight past David Lynch and gone full David Cronenberg.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (zcatl)

302 298 Have we heard from jessie jackson or the right reverend sharpton?

Frankly I pray for the day when we need a Ouija board for that. Or maybe a Magic 8-Ball.

Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (8erNz)

303 Quick, someone dig up dirt on the VA AG, he's next in line...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (AM1GF)

304
But How Does This Affect The Captain Marvel Movie?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (vgEoS)

305 On second thought, I am not going to Virginia.... it is a silly place....

Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (90T4r)

306 Wow. Gutfeld just said that the ad the Dems ran against Gillespie, Northam was actually driving the pickup truck with the Confederate flag running down kids.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (hECVl)

307 Be careful when you go to the Samurai Delicatessen.

Posted by: Buck Henry at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (QLvwG)

308 He was out looking for a $5 foot-long, just not at Subway.....

Posted by: Luke Duke at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (Y2Qsd)

He tried to short the guy, and got his eye dotted.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (t6MX/)

309 I want a meatball parm sub from my local pizza place now. They make ginormous homemade meatballs.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

310 So you were told twice?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (pw+jk)

+++
LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (Kcf2u)

311 My Grandfather was from Naples. Gravy. It's always been gravy.


Your grandfather picked up the usage from Bensonhurst Guidos.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (fuK7c)

312 The Bill Clinton Standard says that if he defends abortion, he can have all the bitches he wants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (3KBDT)

313 Not only is there far more evidence against Fairfax than against Kavanaugh, the Fairfax allegations actually involve a sexual assault.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:00 PM (3KBDT)
---
Progs are always referencing previous products of their own mind. The accusations against Kavanaugh did "involve an actual sexual assault" because that's what they made their minds up had happened.

This contains only an accusation of sexual assault, because once they figure their political foes have something to gain by the accusation, they don't have to go further.

Posted by: Axeman at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (vDqXW)

314 Offroad Crocs come with "removable, adjustable turbo heel straps", BTW.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2019 04:51 PM (DMUuz)

Do they?
Looks down,
inspects strap...
They do!

Posted by: House Slipper Croc wearer at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (CZWTf)

315
brb, unsubstantiatin'

Posted by: Fake News WaPoo at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (vgEoS)

316 272 Maybe its a Southern Italian thing like Marinara being called gravy.


That is not a Southern Italian thing, that is a Bensonhurst Guido thing. There isn't a word in Italian that's close to gravy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019

*
*
A restaurant family here, Mandina's, sells what they call "red gravy." In the radio ads it sounds just like spaghetti sauce or marinara.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (7MRhd)

317 This just in, both the Republican Governor and Republican Lt Governor of Virginia are now under suspicion and could possible be removed from office with allegations of Trump like impropriety being aimed at both men.

Posted by: CNN is not a banana at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)

318 If Northham is behind this smear of "rising star" Fairfax, doesn't this prove Northam's racism?

Posted by: Scoob at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (ulUS7)

319 289 Pita Pit > Subway.
Posted by: Bosk at February 04, 2019 05:06 PM (9m9TT)

-----------------------

Plague Pit > Subway

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (BJKQV)

320 That is not a Southern Italian thing, that is a Bensonhurst Guido thing. There isn't a word in Italian that's close to gravy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (fuK7c).

Maybe not but all my all my Bronx eyetalian relatives said " pass the gravy." When they wanted the tomato sauce.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (pLgt/)

321 Hokay, I'm going to bring this up from below because my life is empty and I desperately crave validation:

23 6 what are the odds this leak came from the Northam camp to draw attention away from his scandal?
Posted by: not the mama at February 04, 2019 12:45 PM (t2AQi)

My wild, utterly unsubstantiated theory for which there is no evidence is that Fairfax backstabbed Northam with the blackface leak and Northam is counterleaking in revenge. Which is unlikely, but why the hell not.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 04, 2019 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

322 263 She wanted it? That's his defense?

Well it may very well be true. But that doesn't seem like a good position to take in public"

I remember a few years back, a black preacher in Ft. Worth was accused of raping three of his female parishioners, who had come to him for counseling. The DA offered him 18 months in prison, 10 years probation. He said "Da hell wit dat!" and took his claims that "Da Ho's Wanted it!!!" to a jury. A jury with 11 women and 1 man, who was a retired policemen.

15 years in the State Pen!!! And I think his lawyer went bankrupt for being stupid enough to let a client try something like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J)

323 271 Smollet also claims he fought back ... they should check hospitals for the other two guys, because clearly Smollet beat them so badly, he didn't even have to put his sandwich down. ... yeah, that's the ticket ...
Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2019 05:02 PM (Cus5s)

He would toss the sandwich in the air, deliver his ninja roundhouse kick, and catch it again.


if he identified as a woman, he could get a role in an action flick.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (sGtp+)

324 The Bill Clinton Standard says that if he defends abortion, he can have all the bitches he wants.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (3KBDT)
----
We're bringing our knee pads...

Posted by: Ninni Wolf at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (vDqXW)

325 Two black eyes? That must have turned a few heads.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (Kcf2u)

Had to wear my sunglasses at night, for a couple of nights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (nPGq2)

326 This is a very 2019-ish story.

Boys need not apply . . . TO THE BOY SCOUTS!

Boy Scouts inaugurate first all-girls troops...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (+y/Ru)

327 304
But How Does This Affect The Captain Marvel Movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (vgEoS)

She has a strong jaw and big teeth.

Posted by: literally serious at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (2mXfd)

328 Justin Fairfax.

Obviously a fake name.

Posted by: Earnest Angley at February 04, 2019 05:10 PM (hjaPQ)

329 I was Justin Vanessa Tyson's mouth.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:10 PM (pw+jk)

330 VA line of succession???

Gov.
AG
Lt. Gov.
Moloch
Baal

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2019 05:10 PM (786Ro)

331 10 seriously, writing the words "meatball parm" a few times has given me a serious case of wanting a meatball parm.

Just not from Subway.
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)


I had one from Wawa today.

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2019 05:10 PM (xjiRE)

332 My wild, utterly unsubstantiated theory for which there is no evidence is that Fairfax backstabbed Northam with the blackface leak and Northam is counterleaking in revenge. Which is unlikely, but why the hell not.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


What's the Vegas line that Herring did 'em both dirty to move up early?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 04, 2019 05:10 PM (AM1GF)

333 Mandina's

Go for the gumbo, stay for more gumbo

The house special beverage is Old Fashioneds

Posted by: Miklos, allowed to use the side door at February 04, 2019 05:10 PM (zCyNd)

334 Has the media ever met a Democrat who's not a rising star?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (MkcN1)

335 This Virginia mess is glorious. Liberal press (BIRM) can't figure out how to kill it. And both pols keep adding gas to the fire. This is one area the GOP is battle hardened. Dems get so many free passes they don't know what to do.

Posted by: Inogame at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (ySZHT)

336 At-sa spicey meatball-a!!

Posted by: Plop Plop Fizz Fizz at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (QLvwG)

337 Pita Pit?

Wasn't she the Auntie in "Gone With The Wind"?

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (hFKk0)

338 Ahh, the bitch was asking for it defense.

Posted by: NCKate at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (JyTrc)

339 >>Boy Scouts inaugurate first all-girls troops


I have a feeling this all just a scam to get their (awful tasting) popcorn sales up.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (ptfM3)

340 All of this as backdrop as the Golden Scalp Weasel ascends the Hill to deliver whatever "divisive" deviltry he has cooked up.


It's enough to make one rub one's hands in glee while chortling bwahahaha.


Der Trumpentwatters, if they reflect current thinking in the Trumpenbunker, seem to point to a final showdown over border security. He might put final touches on his ultimatum tomorrow night.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (QDnY+)

341 ekdahl left this here


http://ace.mu.nu/headlines/archives/bestnewyearever.html

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (PbpT7)

342 I believe that two guys would have been walking funny after they were done with Smullet (and vice versa)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (mccMO)

343 NEWS: An extraordinary day turns chaotic as Fairfax suggests Northam is behind "a smear" aimed at blocking his ascent to the governorship and recounts a sexual encounter with a woman he said was "very interested in me".

Wow. How unusual. A black person saying "Whitey did it!" and "Whitz women luvs muh dik".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (3sjI6)

344 Maybe Gillette can come up with an ad about the state of Virginia.

That should fix everything.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (BJKQV)

345 330
VA line of succession???



Gov.

AG

Lt. Gov.

Moloch

Baal

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2019 05:10 PM (786Ro)
In the event that the Governor and Lt Governor become unavailable I'm in charge.

Posted by: Al Haig at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (37IEG)

346 I got your Risin' Star right here, ladies! You know you want it!

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (7RqXg)

347 > Boy Scouts inaugurate first all-girls troops...


I sometimes wonder just how many of the young male "trannies" are actually just horny teen boys who've figured out a way to shower and share tents with girls.

You know there have to be some.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (zcatl)

348 Has the media ever met a Democrat who's not a rising star?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still weirdly happy

----

Sort of the same way that everyone who does porn is "a porn star."

No, I take that back. EXACTLY the same way.

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (hFKk0)

349 Will President Trump mention Northam tomorrow or let it be and let Democrats take him out?

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (/rm4P)

350 >>>>Boy Scouts inaugurate first all-girls troops



How long did that take, a few months after allowing them in?

Posted by: #MeToo at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (W+vEI)

351
Wow. Gutfeld just said that the ad the Dems ran against Gillespie,
Northam was actually driving the pickup truck with the Confederate flag
running down kids.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2019 05:07 PM (hECVl)


He was attempting to perform some post-birth abortions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

352 Your grandfather picked up the usage from Bensonhurst Guidos.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:08 PM (fuK7c)

Hey bander, looks like you're the only one. Get the fuck atta hea. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (pLgt/)

353 The Jussie attacks were from the Chick Filet Cows? "Hold this noose and my beer" "Moo!"

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at February 04, 2019 05:13 PM (2CG5J)

354 Had to wear my sunglasses at night, for a couple of nights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (nPGq2)

+++
Cool.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 05:13 PM (Kcf2u)

355 ekdahl left this here


Oh, someone is brilliant.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:13 PM (fuK7c)

356 >> Your grandfather picked up the usage from Bensonhurst Guidos.


Ok, dipshit.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:13 PM (ptfM3)

357 > Boy Scouts inaugurate first all-girls troops...


The Boy Scouts will be bankrupt within five years. Maybe sooner.

The Mormons were funding a LOT of it, but they've pulled out and started their own group.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:13 PM (zcatl)

358 has given me a serious case of wanting a meatball parm.

Just not from Subway.
Posted by: ace


But why not? It tastes exactly the same as the BMT, the Italian, the Ham and cheese, the veggie sandwich, and the cookies at the register!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)

359 341
ekdahl left this here





http://ace.mu.nu/headlines/archives/bestnewyearever.html

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (PbpT7)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (t6MX/)

360 He was attempting to perform some post-birth abortions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

--------------------

Hey, as long as he asked the kid's moms first.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (BJKQV)

361
ekdahl left this here


http://ace.mu.nu/headlines/archives/bestnewyearever.html

Posted by: ace





Are they holding....Subway subs?

Posted by: Fake News WaPoo at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (vgEoS)

362 New Subway ad:

These balls are worth fighting for!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (xRfEn)

363 ekdahl left this here



http://ace.mu.nu/headlines/archives/bestnewyearever.html

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 05:11 PM (PbpT7)


Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

364 Everybody was fake news fighting!
Those smears were fast as lightning!
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (+y/Ru)

365 I hate all liberals and wish painful death on them. Before the end of the week.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (l9m7l)

366 247 If Northam believes there's even a slim chance that Fairfax's people had any influence on the blackface story, then he's never, ever, ever gonna resign.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 04, 2019 05:01 PM (I/iGu)
-----------------------
I'm hoping that Fairfax accusing Northam of being behind the sexual assault charges is enough to make Northam cling to the office.

Then they can spend the next 3 years shivving each other!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (Rxduq)

367 > >> Your grandfather picked up the usage from Bensonhurst Guidos.


> Ok, dipshit.


I think his point is that "gravy" isn't an Italian word. Italian immigrants started calling it that in the United States, but it's not "Italian".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (zcatl)

368 Saw the Bensonhurst Guidos open for somebody at The Fillmore in '72, just can't remember who right now.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2019 05:14 PM (QDnY+)

369 All I know, is I wasn't driving the car
I didn't dress up in black face
And have you seen me Skateboard?

Posted by: Beto Skateboard Jesus O'Rourke at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (37IEG)

370 The Boy Scouts will be bankrupt within five years. Maybe sooner.

---

I'm guessing you mean financially. They're already morally bankrupt.

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (hFKk0)

371 Hey bander, looks like you're the only one. Get the fuck atta hea. Lol.


Zitto! Parlo italiano daverro.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (fuK7c)

372 349 Will President Trump mention Northam tomorrow or let it be and let Democrats take him out?
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (/rm4P)


I hope he stays away from it. It doesn't advance his agenda - namely, the Wall - it reminds people of his own female problems, and it'll be old news in a week.

He should keep his eye on the ball, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (KFtuK)

373 This is like an advent calendar for Republicans: every day brings a delicious treat!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (HmZuC)

374 ekdahl left this here

I don't... what ??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)

375 341 ekdahl left this here
http://ace.mu.nu/headlines/archives/bestnewyearever.html
--
LOL

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (hjaPQ)

376
Good job Virginia and Bill Kristol!!

You're choices for Governor IMHO are:

1) A racist babykiller

or

2) A rapist babykiller


What the over/under that the next Fine Mannered Rebuke to the OrangeManBad Virginia Politician that's third in line for the job is-

a Racist Rapist?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (9X624)

377 I have an assault penis with the thing that goes up.
Justin Fairfax

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (BXMxN)

378 People say they want a uniter, not a divider, but when I'm at a convention, they like dividing their legs for me, Baby!

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:16 PM (7RqXg)

379 Has Loopy Cortez commented on this yet?
She has the answers!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 04, 2019 05:16 PM (37IEG)

380 The Italian word "salsa" means "thickened sauce" and can mean both what we call sauce as well as gravy.

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

381 NEWS: An extraordinary day turns chaotic as Fairfax
suggests Northam is behind "a smear" aimed at blocking his ascent to the
governorship and recounts a sexual encounter with a woman he said was
"very interested in me".




Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (3sjI6)

I think this is called intersectionality.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 04, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)

382 Of course I did it, who wouldn't have?! But someone- who is the guilty party- put her up to it and made me want her.

Posted by: Jus' the Fair Fax, Ma'am at February 04, 2019 05:17 PM (98WNR)

383 Has Loopy Cortez commented on this yet?
She has the answers!
Posted by: DamnedYankee

I definitely want to hear this all translated into teen-aged girl up-talk.

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (hFKk0)

384 and all I said was macaca.

Posted by: George Allen at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (QLvwG)

385 Boy Scouts inaugurate first all-girls troops...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (+y/Ru)

Let me see, now. The Girl Scouts and Explorers exist. The Boy Spurts allow girls to join the Boy Spurts to be more "diverse and inclusive". And the first thing they do is to segregate the girls into the Girl Scouts. Brilliant!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (3sjI6)

386 All of VA is The Swamp.

Nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (hWjMD)

387 My dick was like a Subway Meatball Parm... Damn it Ace, now I have to clean up laptop screen..

Good one fella.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (ZgjWN)

388 Wow. How unusual. A black person saying "Whitey did it!" and "Whitz women luvs muh dik".
.....

The survivor is a POC.

Posted by: HA at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (MAstk)

389 Boy, when you can't trust your fellow Democrat, who can you trust?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (98WNR)

390
In case it hasn't been posted, Fairfax is jumping the gun. I read the AG is next in line in VA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (W04rT)

391
Zitto! Parlo italiano daverro.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (fuK7c)

Cavone!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (pLgt/)

392 Now there's a shortage of popcorn damnitalltohell.

Posted by: torabora at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (Y274z)

393 ...Two black eyes? That must have turned a few heads.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 05:04 PM (Kcf2u)

Had to wear my sunglasses at night, for a couple of nights.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (nPGq2)



But... did you....drop....your sandwich?


/shatner


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2019 05:19 PM (QzJWU)

394 Boy Scouts inaugurate first all-girls troops...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 05:09 PM (+y/Ru)


Panty Raid Badges!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 04, 2019 05:19 PM (t6MX/)

395 "Where da white women at?"

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:19 PM (hFKk0)

396 The Northam/Fairfax accusation war is symbolic of all DC ... the DC mafia/polits are ALL guilty of multiple career ending hypocrisies and frauds ... so they all keep quiet and pretend to respect each other. They all know each other's dirt .. omerta.


Except Trump, who has known flaws, nut not as bad as most of DC. Trump could actually end their establishment mafia scams ... so of course he must be destroyed most of all.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2019 05:19 PM (Cus5s)

397 357 > Boy Scouts inaugurate first all-girls troops...


The Boy Scouts will be bankrupt within five years. Maybe sooner.

The Mormons were funding a LOT of it, but they've pulled out and started their own group.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:13 PM (zcatl)

----------------------------

I took the most recent version of the BSAs "Child Protection Whatever"

Here's what I learned:
1) To members of the same sex may only share a tent if those they are two (I think it was two, maybe three) years apart in age or less (makes sense I suppose)
2) If a teen born male identifies as a female she (he) is to be tented with the females.
3) I asked "Does this mean that a 16 year old genetic male who identifies as female can share a two-person tent with a 14 year old genetic female?"

I was told "yes." Then I was attacked for asking the question.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:19 PM (BJKQV)

398 Food writer Concetta DeLuco believes the confusion probably started when newly arrived Italian Americans anxious to assimilate started calling their ragu the same thing other Americans called meat sauces -- "gravy."

The term stuck, and people have been using it ever since, though some will tell you they also call gravy "Sunday sauce" because it is what their grandmothers served at big family gatherings after Sunday Mass.



https://bit.ly/2S92waZ

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:19 PM (fuK7c)

399 Fairfax missed the opportunity to say that her attacker was Northam in blackface.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:19 PM (3KBDT)

400 "Very interested in me" is hardly the same thing as wanting to be forced to continue after the point of "done doing that part now"... Geez.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 04, 2019 05:19 PM (BD/yx)

401 Jeffersen Davis is rolling over in his grave

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 05:20 PM (bim/x)

402 373
This is like an advent calendar for Republicans: every day brings a delicious treat!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (HmZuC)

++++
It does seem that way. They just keep slipping on banana peels - without our help. You know they are furious.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 05:20 PM (Kcf2u)

403 Zitto! Parlo italiano daverro.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (fuK7c)



Cavone!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (pLgt/)


Gabbagool!

Posted by: Silvio at February 04, 2019 05:20 PM (QLvwG)

404 We should put Ralph Northrum, Justin Fairfax, Jessie Smollet, and the Meatball Sub in a lineup for the accuser. And make them all moonwalk. Only way to make sure it wasn't Ralph in blackface again.

Posted by: pincorrect at February 04, 2019 05:20 PM (I4/8l)

405 Honestly after that pickup scaring little minority children ad, these guys have it coming, in spades. So to speak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+)

406 Wow. How unusual. A black person saying "Whitey did it!" and "Whitz women luvs muh dik".
.....

The survivor is a POC.
Posted by: HA at February 04, 2019 05:18 PM (MAstk)

But, Whitey still did it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 04, 2019 05:21 PM (3sjI6)

407 349 Will President Trump mention Northam tomorrow or let it be and let Democrats take him out?
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2019 05:12 PM (/rm4P)
--------------------------------
Let it be, I hope.

Saying something about the pro-infanticide and pro-abortion extremism, OTOH,........

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 04, 2019 05:21 PM (Rxduq)

408 Gabbagool!

Posted by: Silvio
-----

We accept her! One of us! We accept her! One of us!

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:21 PM (hFKk0)

409 I often imagine a newbie coming the HQ comments section, having been alerted to them by one of ace's admirers on the twatters, and trying to figure out the rapid hilarious banter that simultaneously probes issues of the day and debates obscure semantic questions involving regional/ethnic food terms, or how to fix a plumbing problem, or whether Monty or Patton should have been given the gasoline in late summer of '44.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2019 05:21 PM (QDnY+)

410 >>I was told "yes." Then I was attacked for asking the question.


You're an animal!

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:21 PM (ptfM3)

411 It does seem that way. They just keep slipping on banana peels - without our help. You know they are furious.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2019 05:20 PM (Kcf2u)

the swamp is now draining itself.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 04, 2019 05:21 PM (0O7c5)

412 > I asked "Does this mean that a 16 year old genetic male who identifies as female can share a two-person tent with a 14 year old genetic female?"

> I was told "yes." Then I was attacked for asking the question.

Now go ask random 16 year old boys of your acquaintance whether they'd claim to be a girl if it meant they got to share tent and shower with girls.

Not all of them would, of course. But none? Yeah, right.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:21 PM (zcatl)

413 The Italian word "salsa" means "thickened sauce" and can mean both what we call sauce as well as gravy.

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2019 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

I grew up in a third generation Italian American family and we always called it "sauce." After the Sopranos came out, everyone started calling it "gravy." But then my father told me it was always called "gravy" in his home when he as growing up. But we always called it "sauce" by the time I was a kid.

I thought "gravy" was something Protestants put on mashed potatoes.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

414 Gabbagool!

Posted by: Silvio at February 04, 2019 05:20 PM (QLvwG)


Lol. Omg. I'm in da Bronx again.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (pLgt/)

415 So, if the governor is not fit, and the lieutenant governor is not fit, does that mean that Nancy Pelsoi becomes president of Virginia?


Posted by: Liberal Everywhere at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (u0hpX)

416 Yeah, and Pence was branded a weirdo for not being with other women. The guy was a visionary.

Posted by: WisRich at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

417
Anybody think it's any coincidence?
In fairness, no. it was on of many factors in full context of others, that made me doubt Kavenaugh's accuser entirely. Yet I do remember my prog gie friends saying it's the very fact of the "elevations" that prompts a reluctant accuser to risk all and tell their suppressed tale, to save the world, of course.

I'm a Virginian who lives in the Capitol, my husband has met Fairfax in the course of his participation in a reenactment of Patrick Hanry's liberty or Death speech. he was very favorably impressed. Fairfax is charismatic but also deeply interested in the history of the State and its importance to the nation, and is not interested in eradicating it wholesale as some shallower prog-learners might be.

If it really came down to whose the better man and leader between the two, know where I lean and it's not with Northam. My desire for Northam to stay in office and give a press conference every day, maybe some that his peach of a wife might miss so he can screw up more, comes from a cynical appraisal of political advantage.

northams gratuitous dickishness during the debate with the (rather eccentric and already doomed to lose) minister, did not go unnoticed, not the topics he dwelled on to embarrassing his opponent nor the refusal to shake hands. But it goes further than that, he's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is and has made enemies EVERYWHERE, mainly by screwing up things up. He's both a snake and a liability, and that is old news.

I actually credit his dissatisfied lover with being truthful that she did not have a good time;' but men are dumb and don't always do what you want and aggression is in the mix of wild encounters and without some pattern of him a abusing sexual access to willing women I think I'd class the unhappy event as misunderstanding.

It is infuriating to see everyone dance around double standards, though.

Im torn between a better governor, and one that hobbles the party I oppose. I feel confident Virginia has no real prospects in the next gubernatorial race. Thers the chaos tomenjoynso I've got that going for me which is nice

Posted by: SarahW at the Fake Noose Desk at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (g1vnC)

418 Now that the Boy Scouts are coed, their gonna have to buy more badges for Blow Jobs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (bim/x)

419 >>I asked "Does this mean that a 16 year old genetic male who identifies as female can share a two-person tent with a 14 year old genetic female?"

I was told "yes." Then I was attacked for asking the question.




Wow. The only way out of this is going to lawsuits or violence. You put a teen girl in a tent with a boy and she gets raped, sh#t gets real. BSA is toast.

Posted by: #MeToo at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (W+vEI)

420 wonder what Juan W will have to say about this today.
Posted by: zeera at February 04, 2019 04:43 PM

++++

UMMINA UMINA UMMINA.....

BUT REPUBLICANS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (T09ml)

421 I put my "Sunday sauce" in Vanessa Tyson's mouth.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (pw+jk)

422 The Boy Scouts will be bankrupt within five years. Maybe sooner."

They're already considering it, according to the newz...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (6qErC)

423 Maybe the woman had one of those do me, do me not flower petal things. He jumped on her on the first do me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (r+sAi)

424 If a teen born male identifies as a female she (he) is to be tented with the females.

"No, no, I'm like, a girl. Call me Betsy. And I wanna tent with Britni and Caprice over there. Cause I'm a girl, and stuff."
--Boy Scout holding his guide over his lap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)

425 Governor: Prematurely discloses the truth about Democrat baby murder intentions, blackface/Klan pictures, babbling imbecile, out.

Lt. Governor: Muh dik, babbling imbecile, out.

Attorney General: Beat up a homo 35 years ago. Out.

Assistant Attorney General: Accused of railroading ghetto denizens to prison. Out.

etc.

etc.

Senior Janitor at the State Capital. Clean. The new governor.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (Fx2U4)

426 Oh, she was pissed that he came in her mouth so that's assault? WTF?

So when a woman orgasms or gets wet while I'm performing oral and it doesn't taste right or I don't like it, is that assault?

Posted by: literally serious at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (2mXfd)

427 So, Fairfax is going with "she wanted it"?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (jBMZ4)

428 >>>I read the AG is next in line in VA.


Given the pattern, he's probably a tax fraud and likes to bugger livestock.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (HmZuC)

429 or whether Monty or Patton should have been given the gasoline in late summer of '44.


Patton, duh.

Yeah, this place is unique.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:24 PM (fuK7c)

430 >>> First the anti American Rams lose. Now this.

I saw someone post about the pats beating the rams:

US BEATS CALIFORNIA.

I Lol'd!

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2019 05:24 PM (hvf9s)

431 The Cunning Linguist Badge used to be the hardest badge to get.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:24 PM (ptfM3)

432 These accusations against my client are lewd, lascivious, salacious, and outrageous!

If the penis don't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at February 04, 2019 05:24 PM (t6MX/)

433 405 Honestly after that pickup scaring little minority children ad, these guys have it coming, in spades. So to speak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+)

I heh'd.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 05:24 PM (pLgt/)

434 She was wearing a MAGA hat, so she was asking for it!

Posted by: Kevin at February 04, 2019 05:24 PM (lswPy)

435 415
So, if the governor is not fit, and the lieutenant governor is not fit,
does that mean that Nancy Pelsoi becomes president of Virginia?




Posted by: Liberal Everywhere at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (u0hpX)
Try again *hick*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 04, 2019 05:24 PM (37IEG)

436 410 >>I was told "yes." Then I was attacked for asking the question.


You're an animal!

-------------------------

now that I'm thinking about it I asked "Could a 16 year old person born male who identifies as female and IS ATTRACTED TO FEMALES be put into a tent with a 14 year old female."

When they said "yes" is informed them that transgender genetic males have the exact same sex drive as non-transgender genetic males. This is what I was attacked for. Apparently transgender teenage boys are gentlemen above reproach.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:25 PM (BJKQV)

437 HOMELESS SANDWICH THIEVES

cwbchicago.com reports:

"The two 'potential persons of interest' seen in surveillance images released by Chicago police last week 'are two bums,' according to a second source who is familiar with the investigation. 'Downtown demanded that we put out something, so we issued the photos,' the source said. 'They weren't happy.'"

"Subpoenas have been issued to ensure that phone records from Smollett and his music manager are received. The two claim that they were speaking with each other at the time of the attack and the manager, Brandon Z. Moore, claims he clearly heard racist slurs and 'MAGA country' being said."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 04, 2019 05:25 PM (I/iGu)

438 >>I asked "Does this mean that a 16 year old genetic male who identifies as female can share a two-person tent with a 14 year old genetic female?"

I was told "yes." Then I was attacked for asking the question.





Which reminds me: Andrew Suillivan's recent column challenging just about everything about transgenderism except acknowledging that some people really do identify as something else, is amazing. The trans bullies attack everyone who isn't 100% on board and so far, he hasn't backed down.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 04, 2019 05:25 PM (W+vEI)

439 Now go ask random 16 year old boys of your acquaintance whether they'd claim to be a girl if it meant they got to share tent and shower with girls.

----

"Yeah, I'm a girl! And I'm so angry at having been born with a penis that when I shower with the girls I strangle it until it pukes!"

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:25 PM (hFKk0)

440 Like any good criminal enterprise, the Democratic Party makes sure to have blackmail on all "made members."

Northam let the infanticide cat out of the bag so the PP arm of the DNC decided to leak the picture to take him out and install Fairfax who has worked with PP for many years raising money for them.

Northam advocates fought back leaking their own material to the same publication to squash Fairfax.

Popcorn anyone?

Posted by: geoffb at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (zOpu5)

441 Old News But Has to be Mentioned: Over the weekend, we got the news that Jussie Smollet reappeared on surveillance camera, after his alleged attack, still holding his Subway sandwich.

As one does, when one has been attacked, doused with bleach, and throttled with a noose.

Jussie Smollet -- hero to men everywhere. When Da Kid wants a Meatball Parm, Da Kid gets a Meatball Parm.

One of my local news channels that I watch only for the weather dropped a little tidbit on this lying puke last night during the 11pm edition parroting the exact 'woe is he' shit that was debunked last week.. luckily I was coherent enough to immediately send the news director an email with link and Chicago PD statement demanding that they stop spreading fake news and known falsities b/c I can get that for free from MFM, CNN, MSLSD, etc..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (ZgjWN)

442 Boy Scout holding his guide over his lap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)


"It's a compass!!!"

Posted by: Miklos, webelo reporter at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (zCyNd)

443 I'd like to thank Bill Kristol, Jonathan Last, Tom Nichols, and the rest
of the NeverTrump All-Stars for giving us the Northam/Fairfax duo.
---
I kinda would, just for the entertainment value, TBH

Posted by: Methos at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (kOpft)

444 whether Monty or Patton should have been given the gasoline in late summer of '44.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2019 05:21

++++

Patton.

I call Operation Market Garden "Monty's Python"

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (T09ml)

445 I thought "gravy" was something Protestants put on mashed potatoes.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)


Nah bro, it's tonsil gravy.

Posted by: Lt. Gov. Coochman at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (t6MX/)

446 Northam's jealous of me. In fact, he did the blackface thing so women would want him as much as they did me.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (7RqXg)

447
Wow. The only way out of this is going to lawsuits or violence. You put a teen girl in a tent with a boy and she gets raped, sh#t gets real. BSA is toast.



All the idiotic pressures that have pushed gay scoutmasters, gay scouts, trannies, and girls have guaranteed the end of the BSA from lawsuits alone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (3KBDT)

448 If Fairfax is going to accuse anyone of dirty tricks, it should be Northam's wife.

She obviously keeps Northam's brains in her purse.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (37IEG)

449 > I read the AG is next in line in VA.

Next in line after the Light Governor.

For Virginia the succession is:

Governor
Lieutenant Governor
Attorney General
Speaker of the House of Delegates
Whoever the House of Delegates votes to give it to.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (zcatl)

450 unsubstantiated charges leading to a credible gut punch

Posted by: sOME mORON at February 04, 2019 05:27 PM (ICWiF)

451 "Yeah, I'm a girl! And I'm so angry at having been born with a penis that when I shower with the girls I strangle it until it pukes!"

"Nah, that rubbing motion under the sleeping bag Caprice is complaining about, I'm just trying to push it down and make it go away."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:27 PM (39g3+)

452 The Italian word "salsa""

The Spanish word "salsa" means "Gringos will eat anything we put that sh** on"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 04, 2019 05:27 PM (6qErC)

453 Wow. The only way out of this is going to lawsuits or violence. You put a teen girl in a tent with a boy and she gets raped, sh#t gets real. BSA is toast.
Posted by: #MeToo at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (W+vEI)

---------------------------

Yep. And if the girl didn't want to be put into the tent with a boy she would be accused of being anti-trans and could be disciplined. No joke.

The guy I asked said "Well, last year the lawyers said something else, but this year we do this." That's when I realized that absolutely none of this training had anything to do with protecting kids, it was about preventing lawsuits and bad PR, screw the kids.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:27 PM (BJKQV)

454 417
Anybody think it's any coincidence?
In fairness, no. it was on of many factors in full context of others, that made me doubt Kavenaugh's accuser entirely. Yet I do remember my prog gie friends saying it's the very fact of the "elevations" that prompts a reluctant accuser to risk all and tell their suppressed tale, to save the world, of course. (...)

The possible "elevation" of John Kerry brought the Swift Boaters out, though the guy at the head of that, O'Neil?, had been on about Kerry from the get-go. But a lot of the guys who came forward with their stories about Kerry did so because of the chance he might be "elevated" to president.

It's a real thing. It's just not *proof* in any sense.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 04, 2019 05:27 PM (BD/yx)

455 Tom Servo:
Was the place in New Iberia on a golf course?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 04, 2019 05:27 PM (f8ilN)

456 > "It's a compass!!!"

And it points straight at poontang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:27 PM (zcatl)

457 Man, how many Dem stooges in VA do we have to take out to get down the succession to a halfway passable GOP Governor?

Posted by: justasheep at February 04, 2019 05:28 PM (SlLZF)

458
Now go ask random 16 year old boys of your acquaintance whether they'd
claim to be a girl if it meant they got to share tent and shower with
girls.


=====

Here's the thing. I can scarcely imagine a real 16-year-old boy doing this on his own, but I can EASILY imagine perverse "adults" coercing a vulnerable, confused, weak boy into doing this.

This whole trans-kid thing is predatory.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 04, 2019 05:28 PM (W04rT)

459 Man, how many Dem stooges in VA do we have to take out to get down the succession to a halfway passable GOP Governor?

- - -

Sadly, you have to go through pretty much the entire VA GOP before you start getting any reasonable candidates.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 04, 2019 05:29 PM (IfYaq)

460 All the idiotic pressures that have pushed gay scoutmasters, gay scouts, trannies, and girls have guaranteed the end of the BSA from lawsuits alone.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (3KBDT)

---------------------------

Ironic that it all started because the Scouts covered up for men who were attracted to young boys.

Crazy how the left can turn what should be a defeat for them into a victory, and crazier that the right keeps helping them do it.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:29 PM (BJKQV)

461 Of course the downside to all of this is that the left is using kompromat on Coonman to distract from actual infanticide.

I really hate racism, but actual infanticide is worse.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:29 PM (fuK7c)

462 > I can scarcely imagine a real 16-year-old boy doing this on his own

Oh, I can.

Source: was once a 16 year old boy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:29 PM (zcatl)

463 The Boy Scouts will be bankrupt within five years. Maybe sooner."

They're already considering it, according to the newz...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 04, 2019 05:22 PM (6qErC)



Our work is done here.

Now, bring me those files on the Catholic church!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 05:29 PM (Mouru)

464 Oh, forgot - did somebody on the twatters or elsewhere already taunt the Rams by asking "do you still not intend to go to the White House?"


bwahahaha


And Bander, correct, Patton. Though if Monty hadn't effed up the Scheldt estuary thing and brought Antwerp on line much earlier, the quick invasion of the Ruhr might have worked. Of course when Patton stopped the west-wall wasn't even manned yet, so he would have romped - but geography didn't offer potential for quick knock-out action.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2019 05:30 PM (QDnY+)

465 >>Here's the thing. I can scarcely imagine a real 16-year-old boy doing this on his own,


There are literally a dozen movies / tv shows based on this concept.

Boys will do anything to see what the girls (used to be) hiding.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:30 PM (ptfM3)

466
Next in line after the Light Governor.



For Virginia the succession is:



Governor

Lieutenant Governor

Attorney General

Speaker of the House of Delegates

Whoever the House of Delegates votes to give it to.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (zcatl

====

Thanks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 04, 2019 05:30 PM (W04rT)

467 If forced oral sex is wrong, I don't want to be right.

*bites lip*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 04, 2019 05:30 PM (uSmbV)

468 "whether Monty or Patton should have been given the gasoline in late summer of '44."

having seen A Bridge Too Far, I'm going with Monty. and a lit match

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 04, 2019 05:30 PM (mccMO)

469 Tanned , rested and ready.

Posted by: Sexual Rehab Center at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (LL1Be)

470 The guy I asked said "Well, last year the lawyers said something else, but this year we do this."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:27 PM (BJKQV)

Moral: Morals are malleable.

#WASTF

Posted by: golfman at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (GL/05)

471 426 Oh, she was pissed that he came in her mouth so that's assault? WTF?

So when a woman orgasms or gets wet while I'm performing oral and it doesn't taste right or I don't like it, is that assault?
Posted by: literally serious at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (2mXfd)

...

If you're physically restrained and not allowed to stop and she keeps on grinding on your face? Yes. DUR.

Even weirdo BDSM people get safe words.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (BD/yx)

472 HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN)Northam at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (BqBId)

473 446 Northam's jealous of me. In fact, he did the blackface thing so women would want him as much as they did me.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (7RqXg)


But he didn't have the junk for it!

Posted by: Justin 'oralman' Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (pLgt/)

474 Though if Monty hadn't effed up the Scheldt estuary thing and brought Antwerp on line much earlier,


Yes. If Market Garden had worked people would have considered it a success.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (fuK7c)

475 Here's the thing. I can scarcely imagine a real 16-year-old boy doing this on his own, but I can EASILY imagine perverse "adults" coercing a vulnerable, confused, weak boy into doing this.

This whole trans-kid thing is predatory.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 04, 2019 05:28 PM (W04rT)

----------------------------

The training really hammered home that one of the #1 sexual abusers of the younger teen boys had been older teen boys.

But when I asked why teen cisgendered boys should always be suspect while trans-boys were above suspicion I was shut down.

Trans is holy. Trans is good.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (BJKQV)

476
Oh, I can.



Source: was once a 16 year old boy.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:29 PM (zcatl

====

My point is that basically the whole trans-kid "cause" is a big perversity trap that predatory adults have dreamed up to destroy kids.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (W04rT)

477 going to the preferred status score card -- victim is black female that is two points. also the victim .. another point ... of forced sex (rape) ... two more points.

Fairfax gets one point for being black ... but that's all. AND he said "she was into me", which is not quite denial that he used some sort of force. deduct two points. And he is the power figure (high office) .. deduct two more points. he loses 5 to -4.


Fairfax and Northam both must resign ...is this all the doing of the clever Virginia AG?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (Cus5s)

478 @357: "The Boy Scouts will be bankrupt within five years. Maybe sooner."

Lawsuits for unintended pregnancies at under-supervised, co-ed summer camps and jamborees seems inevitable at this point.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 04, 2019 05:32 PM (I/iGu)

479 >>If you're physically restrained and not allowed to stop and she keeps on grinding on your face? Yes. DUR.

Even weirdo BDSM people get safe words.


That only works if your safeword is "Mmmmmpf!'

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:32 PM (ptfM3)

480 I saw a limey on Youtube,apparently the Market Garden failure is all because of 82nd Airborne....

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2019 05:32 PM (BXMxN)

481 > Lawsuits for unintended pregnancies at under-supervised, co-ed summer camps and jamborees seems inevitable at this point.

Yeah, brings a whole new meaning to the word "jamboree", doesn't it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:32 PM (zcatl)

482 One more to go, if we find any good dirt on the VA attorney General we could flip the VA Gov to Red.

Posted by: justasheep at February 04, 2019 05:32 PM (SlLZF)

483 >>> My wild, utterly unsubstantiated theory for which there is no evidence is that Fairfax backstabbed Northam with the blackface leak and Northam is counterleaking in revenge. Which is unlikely, but why the hell not.

Spy vs Spy scenario.

I still think all this news would make for a great comedy of errors movie, but sadly the dems are too Woke to make it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (hvf9s)

484 >>>Even weirdo BDSM people get safe words.


Kinda hard to say a safe word with a mouthful.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (HmZuC)

485 Boys will do anything to see what the girls (used to be) hiding.

I was way too shy and too concerned about doing the right thing to even consider such a tactic. I mean I wanted to see what the girls had to offer, but I wasn't going to do anything about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (39g3+)

486 373 This is like an advent calendar for Republicans: every day brings a delicious treat!
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 04, 2019 05:15 PM (HmZuC)


I CANNOT stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (TdMsT)

487 Man, how many Dem stooges in VA do we have to take out to get down the succession to a halfway passable GOP Governor? "

Lot, that you? How many righteous men can we find?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (6qErC)

488
Lawsuits for unintended pregnancies at under-supervised, co-ed summer camps and jamborees seems inevitable at this point.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

It's all a PP plot.

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (8WHHp)

489 The left has ruined the nfl, the boy scouts, the nba- ah they were ruined anyway, never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (bim/x)

490 What if Trump pushed for legalized infanticide?

Posted by: Charlie '3 Wives' Sykes at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (Arlb8)

491 That only works if your safeword is "Mmmmmpf!'
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:32 PM (ptfM3)



PRO TIP: Always pick a safe word with no consonants.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (Mouru)

492 Moral: Morals are malleable.

#WASTF
Posted by: golfman at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (GL/05)

___________

It's hard to tell the youth to stand for what they believe (one of the main purposes of Scouting) in when the organization keeps bowing to public pressure.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (BJKQV)

493 Now go ask random 16 year old boys of your acquaintance whether they'd
claim to be a girl if it meant they got to share tent and shower with
girls.

=========
Wait, whatever happened to just peeking through a whole in the wall. I mean wtf is wrong with you people these days?

Posted by: Porkies writer at February 04, 2019 05:34 PM (uSmbV)

494 you're all going to hell

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)

495 Democracy dies in darkness.
But first. It will blow me.

Posted by: C N Nnnn at February 04, 2019 05:34 PM (koNhm)

496 Yes. If Market Garden had worked people would have considered it a success.

It was worth doing, and worth trying, because it would have cut months off the war. But they had bad intel and when they got correct info they went ahead with it anyway. Not really Monty's fault it went all wrong, it was a pretty solid plan. He wasn't a great general but he wasn't terrible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:34 PM (39g3+)

497 you're all going to hell
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)

Does Hell have a good health plan?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 05:34 PM (bim/x)

498 > My point is that basically the whole trans-kid "cause" is a big perversity trap that predatory adults have dreamed up to destroy kids.

Oh, agreed, with respect to the part where they cut off their dicks or give them female hormones. No boy who isn't psychologically abused is going to go in for that.

But claiming to have suddenly had a trans epiphany so you can go in the shower with Caitlin and Olivia? Different thing. Entirely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (zcatl)

499 It's hard to tell the youth to stand for what they believe (one of the main purposes of Scouting) in when the organization keeps bowing to public pressure.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2019 05:33 PM (BJKQV)

Doesn't work at my former church either.

When you can't call a sin a sin...

Posted by: golfman at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (GL/05)

500 Who knows pizza stone care? I made a pizza last night which was delicious but I some cheese and gravy (see what I did there?) got baked onto the stone.

What's the best way to clean it without harming it?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (/tuJf)

501
There are literally a dozen movies / tv shows based on this concept.




Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:30 PM (ptfM3

=====

Like all those movies/tv shows about how foxy women are incredibly horny. Another Hollywood fantasy that attempts to normalize promiscuity and perversion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (W04rT)

502 I vouch for Fairfax's boner fides.

Posted by: Slick Willy at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (zCyNd)

503 He wasn't a great general but he wasn't terrible."

Damning with faint praise, that is...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (6qErC)

504 Kinda hard to say a safe word with a mouthful.

You can tap it out in morse code like a speedbag on their pills.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (39g3+)

505 @497
"Does Hell have a good health plan?"

Not sure of the details but probably covers abortion up to the 41st week.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (koNhm)

506


PRO TIP: Always pick a safe word with no consonants.

A A ?
OoOo?
Ee Ee?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (LL1Be)

507 I thought oral wasn't sex.


/1998

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (3KBDT)

508 >>What's the best way to clean it without harming it?


Turn the oven up to 475 until it cooks, scrape the stone and then mop it with a wet dish towel while it is still at temp.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (ptfM3)

509 I'm tardy to the party, but did it make anybody else get the idea he (Fairfax) leaked the yearbook on Northam? My very first thought.

Posted by: Rasil B at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (mwg8t)

510

So everybody's all out of popcorn and we're ordering Subway subs now?
This is getting good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (HaL55)

511 I assumed it was consensual because she never tapped.

Posted by: Lt Guv at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (koNhm)

512 ...once it cools and dries, you can brush it, too.

Or, if you have a metal brush, brush it while it is hot, then mop it.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (ptfM3)

513 So Boy Scouts is rebranded to 'Scouts'

Almost like

Dunkin Donuts is rebranded to 'Dunkin

And IHoP is rebranded to IHoB.

Oh, wait.

Forget that last one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (cqNba)

514 >>Turn the oven up to 475 until it cooks, scrape the stone and then mop it with a wet dish towel while it is still at temp.

Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

515 SarahW, that is good to know about Fairfax. It will be fascinating to see the dust clear from the circular firing squad that is the Virginia democrats rn, and see who is left standing at the end. If it is Fairfax, I hope you are right and he surprises me.

Posted by: LizLem at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (hvf9s)

516 409 I often imagine a newbie coming the HQ comments section, having been alerted to them by one of ace's admirers on the twatters, and trying to figure out the rapid hilarious banter that simultaneously probes issues of the day and debates obscure semantic questions involving regional/ethnic food terms, or how to fix a plumbing problem, or whether Monty or Patton should have been given the gasoline in late summer of '44.

Posted by: rhomboid
-----------
Funny you should bring that up rhomboid. I've invited a couple of folks to come lurk around as we are an eclectic group to say the least. And they have lurked fairly regularly for a few months now and yesterday one of them pinged me and said "dude, this blog is awesome. Folks cover the gamut from left-to-right and back again within humor and banter of all types in a good way so thanks for telling me to remember to read the comments."

Still haven't convinced them to de-lurk yet..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 04, 2019 05:37 PM (ZgjWN)

517 497 you're all going to hell

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)


Well duh. At least I'm getting acclimated in AZ. I hear it's a dry heat.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2019 05:37 PM (pLgt/)

518 I'm tardy to the party, but did it make anybody else get the idea he (Fairfax) leaked the yearbook on Northam? My very first thought.
Posted by: Rasil B at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (mwg8t)

Apparently it was a med school classmate who, being a DR, was against the murder of babies

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2019 05:37 PM (bim/x)

519 Nood

Posted by: Lt. Gov. Coochman at February 04, 2019 05:37 PM (t6MX/)

520 494 you're all going to hell
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)


If I owned Hell, and a piece of property on the SoCal coast, I'd sell the latter and move to Hell.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2019 05:37 PM (TdMsT)

521 Who knows pizza stone care? I made a pizza last night which was delicious but I some cheese and gravy (see what I did there?) got baked onto the stone.

What's the best way to clean it without harming it?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2019 05:35 PM (/tuJf)

Golflady is ready to chunk ours for that same reason.

Pizza steel is the deal now.

I'm sure there are cheaper alternatives than the $99 ones on Amazon.

Posted by: golfman at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (GL/05)

522

PRO TIP: Always pick a safe word with no consonants.

A A ?
OoOo?
Ee Ee?


Ooo, eee, ooo ah ah. Ting tang, walla walla bing bang.

Or a simple "PALOMINO!!!1!!1" will do nicely.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (HaL55)

523 Boy Scout holding his guide over his lap



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)





"It's a compass!!!"

Posted by: Miklos, webelo reporter at February 04, 2019 05:26 PM (zCyNd)

It points to what I want most

Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (kOpft)

524 Yes. If Market Garden had worked people would have considered it a success.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 04, 2019 05:31 PM (fuK7c)

I have to assume that was intentional.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (npy6a)

525 Subway subs are barely tolerable. There's a place in town called Sub Shop that has boat-themed sandwiches like the Destroyer. It doesn't really even matter which one you get, they're all magnificent. I think they're a small chain, I remember one in Washington State, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (39g3+)

526 Market Garden was a highly complex plan, and depended on a lot of moving pieces coming together precisely. Patton's plan was a bit more simple: point your tanks towards Berlin, and kill anyone who gets in your way.You supply guys, try to keep up.

Posted by: PabloD at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (QsTL3)

527 it was a pretty solid plan. He wasn't a great general but he wasn't terrible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019

++++

Sorry you don't send SEVERAL ARMORED DIVIONS UP A SINGLE ROAD SURROUNDED BY WHAT IS EFFECIVELY A FRIKKIN' SWAMP.

Germans line up a single 88.

The whole forward momentum dies for hours while you dig it out.


Liddell Hart wept.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (T09ml)

528 I thought oral wasn't sex.


/1998
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (3KBDT)
---
That is awesome: Who knows a Dem or prog that *wasn't* parroting the administration's mantra back then?

Man, they just mindlessly repeat whatever is put into their heads, don't they?

Posted by: Axeman at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (vDqXW)

529
nooof

Posted by: Fake News WaPoo at February 04, 2019 05:38 PM (vgEoS)

530 I assumed it was consensual because she never tapped.
Posted by: Lt Guv at February 04, 2019 05:36 PM (koNhm)


S....A....S?

S....L....S?

S....J.....S?

Not getting it...

Posted by: Lt. Gov. Fairfax, Codebreaker at February 04, 2019 05:39 PM (Mouru)

531 I've made nun blow me
...
force of habit.

Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 04, 2019 05:39 PM (vDqXW)

532 dude, this blog is awesome. Folks cover the gamut from left-to-right and back again within humor and banter of all types in a good way

Yeah but it has a way of making you feel like the dumbest and least funny person in the room too. Or maybe that's just me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2019 05:39 PM (39g3+)

533 I hate to agree with Forbes but when they're right, they're right.

Forbes says hate attack against Jussie Smollett is 'emblematic of our time,' and they might be right

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 04, 2019 05:40 PM (+y/Ru)

534 The Scheldt thing was more material to a quick-victory scenario. Antwerp was secured intact, and quickly, with/without Market Garden. But its tremendous logistical value was moot for months while the approaches were cleared, something that could have been readily pre-empted before the krauts took positions in the estuary.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2019 05:40 PM (QDnY+)

535
I saw a limey on Youtube,apparently the Market Garden failure is all because of 82nd Airborne....
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2019 05:32 PM (BXMxN)








I take it that his argument is that the 82nd was supposed to take their own bridge (which they did) and then run up north and take Arnhem Bridge for the Limeys, while the Paras were having tea.

Which takes nothing away from the Paras, who fought like demons. But going up against panzers with little more than small arms and PIATs is a recipe for defeat.

In fact, it sounds to me like that YT Limey needs a beatdown by some old, crusty Paras for totally disrespecting their service.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2019 05:42 PM (eXA4G)

536 What's the best way to clean it without harming it?

It's a rock. Use the power washer.

Posted by: DaveA at February 04, 2019 05:43 PM (FhXTo)

537 Lawsuits for unintended pregnancies at under-supervised, co-ed summer camps and jamborees seems inevitable at this point.

Yeah, brings a whole new meaning to the word "jamboree", doesn't it?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

---

I already had that meaning for jamboree. I'm ahead of my time.

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:46 PM (hFKk0)

538 527,
"Liddell Hart wept."

It certainly wasn't an "indirect approach."

Posted by: geoffb at February 04, 2019 05:46 PM (zOpu5)

539 Subway subs are barely tolerable.

----

Athens Pizza, Des Moines and Auburn, WA.

Grinders.

The best.

Posted by: RKae at February 04, 2019 05:47 PM (hFKk0)

540 I'm curious to know if the accuser in the Fairfax allegation ever told Fairfax that she didn't want to perform oral sex on him.

She says he used his strength to force her to perform the BJ, but she doesn't say how he did that. Did he push her head towards his crotch while they were on the bed making out? If so, did she tell him at that point that she wasn't interested in giving him a BJ, or did she try to move away from him, or did she say "no" or give him any other indication that she didn't want to do it? If he pushed her head toward his crotch to signal to her that he wanted oral sex and she just did it, that seems more like one of these Title IX "he should have read my mind and known I didn't want that" cases than an actual sexual assault.

She's on the bed in his hotel room making out with him. It wasn't unreasonable for him to think she might be willing to perform a sex act on him. If she wasn't willing, she should have let him know that. It's not clear from her account if she ever actually did.

Posted by: Mythical MAGA attackers at February 04, 2019 05:47 PM (fqUgw)

541 I hate to agree with Forbes but when they're right, they're right.

Forbes says hate attack against Jussie Smollett is 'emblematic of our time,' and they might be right
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Yeah. The left hates us and is willing to lie.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 04, 2019 05:52 PM (exNvx)

542 "Will Trump mention Northam tomorrow or let it be and let the Dems take him out?"

Basic rule of politics: You never kill someone who is committing suicide. This is clearly going to get messy. Let the Dems fight it out because no matter what happens, its not going to help the Dems. Right now its the Barrack Obama wing of the party against the old dinosaur white male progressive wing. Under the current rules Fairfax wins. Count on a resignation but whatever happens there will be absolute chaos.

Posted by: Punchinello at February 04, 2019 05:53 PM (zOrpp)

543 I was in Glasgow and met a Polish guy (one of the more.....interesting....accents I've ever heard) who was with the Polish Parachute Brigade under Sosabowski that dropped on Arnhem to try to help the Paras.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 04, 2019 06:03 PM (T09ml)

544 518 Nevergiveup - Apparently it was a med school classmate who, being a DR, was against the murder of babies.

Apparently isn't what it used to be. I suspect it whenever I see it. The Dems don't even play fair with each other. When Fairfax blamed Northam for leaking his sex bomb to prevent him taking the Governorship, I just have to suppose they both had shit on each other all along, in reserve.

Posted by: Rasil B at February 04, 2019 06:05 PM (mwg8t)

545 Where is the flaming skull

Posted by: Karen at February 04, 2019 06:09 PM (taXNc)

546 Women never lie! Blacks never lie!

Carpets never lie!

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at February 04, 2019 06:18 PM (xZjSg)

547 540 I'm curious to know if the accuser in the Fairfax allegation ever told Fairfax that she didn't want to perform oral sex on him. ...

....

Please reference all the remarks about safe words without consonants. :/



Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at February 04, 2019 06:39 PM (BD/yx)

548 What? No one is demanding "due process" for the fair lady?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at February 04, 2019 06:39 PM (zUD19)

549 Best. Day. Ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2019 06:57 PM (pUDQf)

550 If Fairfax thinks Northam is behind his leak, that means Northam thinks Fairfax is behind *his* leak.

It's like Hitchcock's "Strangers On a Train".

And the Moonwalk is your MacGuffin.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 04, 2019 07:23 PM (Ndje9)

551 Forbes says hate attack against Jussie Smollett is 'emblematic of our time,'

You mean like this?

DNC: "Russians hacked our server! We must declare war!"
FBI: "Can we see it?"
DNC: "No."

Jussy S.: "Trumpers attacked me and my phone witness heard it!"
CPD: "Can we see it?"
Jussy S.: "No."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 04, 2019 07:33 PM (Ndje9)

552 I checked with my staff and they tell me that the line of succession here in Virginia is as follows:

Governor
Lieutenant Governor
Michael Jackson
Attorney General
Speaker of the House of Delegates

Posted by: Gov. Rainman Coonman, son at February 04, 2019 07:50 PM (Ndje9)

553 Dammit, this story keeps switching between Bleach (easily identified by anybody with a nose) and "Unknown Liquid." If some one is found and I was the prosecutor, I would be having wet dreams over all those lovely bleach spots on Jussie's clothes. Real physical evidence. Or nightmares if there were no bleached spots.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at February 04, 2019 08:12 PM (xpKpV)

554 It Pays To Increase Your Word Power®
This sounds like a case of irrumatio. Both fellatio and irrumatio are ancient Latin terms from the Roman era.

Fellatio is when the passive partner's head bobs up and down.
Irrumatio is oral rape, characterized by pelvic thrusting into the passive partner's throat. Irrumatio translates literally as "throat-f__king".

Perhaps irrumatio can be next week's entry in It Pays To Increase Your Word Power. Reader's Digest, eat yer heart out.

Posted by: TooCon at February 05, 2019 03:23 AM (tV1Ba)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0619 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0228 seconds, 563 records returned.
Page size 255 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat