Trump Is Right: CNN's Ratings Are Terrible

Sad.



Donald Trump is certainly right about one thing: CNN is failing. Its primetime lineup gets walloped by Fox News and MSNBC on a nightly basis. Several times in the past few weeks, Anderson Cooper's 8pm show has lost to his time slot rival Tucker Carlson's re-run at midnight on Fox, according to figures reviewed by Cockburn.

Thursday provides a good example of the cable news primetime hierarchy. At 8pm, 1.8 million people watched MSNBC’s Chris Hayes, 2.6 million people watched Fox News' Tucker Carlson and just 898,000 watched CNN’s Cooper. (At midnight, 1.1 million watched Carlson’s re-run.)

At 9pm, 2.8 million people watched MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, 3.6 million people watched Fox News' Sean Hannity, and 867,000 watched the second hour of Cooper's show.

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[It seems] America is turned off by CNN's panels of pundits yelling at each other about an aggrieved porn star.

I'm sure Jake Tapper's numbers are great, though. In fact, his ratings are so great that CNN is reducing the amount of advertising they sell on his out-of-control ratings juggernaut of a #FakeNews cast.

CNN aficionados will this year get to see a lot more of Jake Tapper, and fewer of the commercials that normally interrupt him.

The Time Warner-owned cable-news network intends to cut back the number of commercial breaks and ads that run in the anchor’s two regular programs, "The Lead with Jake Tapper" on weekdays and "State of the Union" on Sundays, part of a growing effort by many media companies to explore new ways to weave advertising with content and still make money off the relationship.

I believe that. If there's one thing we know about soulless corporations, it's that they hate money and scheme up new ways to make less of it.

Oh, and Morgan Freeman's saying that CNN is #FakeNews, and he has a point.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:06 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 30, 2018 05:58 PM (DK0L4)

2 Heh.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 30, 2018 05:58 PM (DK0L4)

3 Firsties??

Posted by: cornbred at May 30, 2018 05:58 PM (TqfEz)

4 nuts

Posted by: cornbred at May 30, 2018 05:58 PM (TqfEz)

5 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2018 05:58 PM (89T5c)

6 CNN makes the old Pravda look like amateurs.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 30, 2018 05:59 PM (DK0L4)

7 Have airports been illegally changing to other channels? That's the only way viewership can drop.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2018 05:59 PM (ZpfqO)

8 How much does Tapper make to be so bad? What a gig.

Posted by: Bosk at May 30, 2018 05:59 PM (fjMEv)

9 Even though I partook of it I don't understand the obsession with being first.

*although glowing with pride that I did*
Heh.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 30, 2018 06:00 PM (DK0L4)

10 Corgis called

Posted by: cornbred at May 30, 2018 06:00 PM (TqfEz)

11 BOOBS!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 06:01 PM (O5Q3r)

12 You can always tell the most successful shows, because the companies that own them strive to sell less and less commercials on them. Right?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 06:01 PM (k1TUh)

13 Not first!

Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 06:01 PM (vDqXW)

14 When you've lost Morgan Freeman....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 30, 2018 06:01 PM (nILVB)

15 I used to flip from one news station to the next, especially during election years. No more. They're destroying their credibility and they're too partisan to see it. Some of them are trying to get viewers back by having non-news shows about true crime and so on. Shows similar to what you'd see on ID network. I won't even watch those.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (+lVUW)

16 part of a growing effort by many media companies to explore new ways to weave advertising with content and still make money off the relationship

I can't wait for Jakey T to start wearing a Vagisil patch on his lapel and a 1-800-Sell your gold hat.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (v30M8)

17 CNN? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie G at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (IUkl3)

18 CNN? Why bother? If I want up to date crapola, I'll just tune into that guy on MSLSD.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (7UW64)

19 Their commercial advertising is becoming more... selective.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (p6e8W)

20 top 20?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (IuPpm)

21 Hannity beats Maddow

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (bUjCl)

22 If I looked like Morgan Freeman, I would sue anyone who published a photo of me for defamation

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (5Ztd1)

23 CNN? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (uDcBt)

24 Pretty bad when Rachel Maddow is handing you your dick.

Posted by: Golfman Apple is appropriating my apostrophes at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (If3tB)

25 nailed it!

oh, and Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (IuPpm)

26 Something something fanbase getting more selective!


Maybe they should consider adding a puppet show to their lineup?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (W+vEI)

27 Every once in a while I turn on CNN, just because I'm thinking "ok, they CAN'T keep up with "WE HATES TRUMPSES!! WE HATE TRUMPSES YES WE DOES!!!" for 24 hours a day, every day - and every time I turn that channel on, I am proved wrong again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)

28 Hannity beats Maddow.

I would watch that.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (p6e8W)

29 Jake Tapper would do better to have collaborated with Nazis, and now push a "nice" totalitarian worldview. Those guys make bank.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Close Down The FBI! at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (LISuA)

30 DanMa'am insisted we get satellite almost 2 years ago. She watched my streams of Tucker Carlson and demanded it. I'd gone a good 6 or 7 years without that mess.

I still have no idea what channel CNN is on but seeing the Astros again has been a good thing.

Posted by: DanMan at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (XTiHL)

31 Cockburn? Yeah, I wouldn't want to live with that name. Not in the neighborhood I grew up in anyway.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (DdV1P)

32 /thinks back on Hillary and deplorables...

/thinks back on the NFL Krapernick crap...


Its almost like when someone tells you that you are horrible... you don't like it...

What a revelation!

Posted by: Don Q. at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (NgKpN)

33 Most news organizations are not money making propositions.

They all lose money hand over fist, what they are are democrat propaganda organs and probably get money laundered/funneled to them to stay afloat.


Much like the Obamas get 120mil thrown their way, because of their connections.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:04 PM (UfMVm)

34 Pretty bad when Rachel Maddow is handing you your dick.
======

It's OK, I've got others....foam rubber, rubber, glass, metal....

Posted by: Animatronic Cashew at May 30, 2018 06:04 PM (nILVB)

35 21 Hannity beats Maddow
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 06:02 PM (bUjCl)

------------------------
All those years as a part-time ninja are paying off then!

Posted by: cornbred at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (TqfEz)

36 Maybe they should reconsider having a Media Critic who is more of an attack dog on conservative press?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (W+vEI)

37 Buzzfeed has shown the way. How long until CNN begins doing documentaries on the college financing problems of sex workers? Or puts on an evening show of cute kitten videos?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Close Down The FBI! at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (LISuA)

38 When you've lost Morgan Freeman....
Because...to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (O5Q3r)

39 "The Lead with Jake Tapper" is just Jake tapper reminiscing about all the bowls of lead paint chips he's eaten, yeah?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (fZuhk)

40 Bag O'Dicks Corp. should do a product placement deal with Tapper, he can eat a bag every nite on air.

Then again, Cooper might do it for free.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (0ogQG)

41 24 Pretty bad when Rachel Maddow is handing you your dick.

Posted by: Golfman Apple is appropriating my apostrophes at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (If3tB)


I'm pretty sure she doesn't, um.... do that. Exactly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (7UW64)

42 Pretty soon they are going to be like the local talk radio staff where the announcers go out and get their own advertising.

"Hi...I'm Tucker C and if you think that story about Stormy was hot, well you haven't tried Viagra Xtra Plus! I can tell you it works! And here's my personal guarantee...if you get laid, I get paid!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (0tfLf)

43 My serious disgust with journalism started with the ridiculous level of coverage they gave to the OJ Simpson crime of the century, and then to the death of Anna Nicole Smith. They showed themselves to be ratings whores, lacking in integrity and professionalism.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (+lVUW)

44 Weaving ads and content. Yeah. Like lace-top cherry pie and an ice cold glass of horsepiss.

Posted by: 13times at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (K3B2k)

45 How does Simons Halep fit into this?

Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 06:06 PM (FZ6yD)

46 CNN?


They stink...on ice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:06 PM (EyPfd)

47 Audience souring on Don Lemon

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 06:06 PM (bUjCl)

48 I hope Disney goes the way of CNN.... ie. bankrupt; actually the whole msm/mfm/leftists/commie bunch of networks could go under and I would be happy.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 30, 2018 06:06 PM (0OmEj)

49 >>Every once in a while I turn on CNN, just because I'm thinking "ok, they CAN'T keep up with "WE HATES TRUMPSES!! WE HATE TRUMPSES YES WE DOES!!!" for 24 hours a day, every day - and every time I turn that channel on, I am proved wrong again.

I turn it on every so often just to hear how outrageous the lies are getting. If they only thing you watched was CNN you would have one warped and uniformed view of the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:06 PM (/tuJf)

50 You have to love how Tucker's rerun rates higher than Coopers show!

Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 06:06 PM (vDqXW)

51 CNN just needs more gaylords.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2018 06:06 PM (HxiHD)

52 43 My serious disgust with journalism started with the ridiculous level of coverage they gave to the OJ Simpson crime of the century, and then to the death of Anna Nicole Smith. They showed themselves to be ratings whores, lacking in integrity and professionalism.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (+lVUW)

Add in the Death of Princess Dianna.... where she was being chased by Paparazzi....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 30, 2018 06:07 PM (NgKpN)

53 Jake the Fake, still cashin' those Fusion GPS checks, baby!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 30, 2018 06:07 PM (FFJtw)

54 WE HATES TRUMPESES!! WE HATES IT FOREVER!!

Posted by: This is CNN at May 30, 2018 06:07 PM (vDqXW)

55

CNN is too conservative and fails to provide enough coverage of vandalism of Jewish cemeteries...

Posted by: Twinkenfurher Hogg author of the forthcoming Mein Bumbf at May 30, 2018 06:07 PM (UFLLM)

56 I'm not sure. Is this article an apple or a banana? And is CNN's anchor, Mr. Lemon, a fruit?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 30, 2018 06:07 PM (RfnqA)

57 47 Audience souring on Don Lemon
Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 06:06

I have it on a anonymous source....

He has no dick.

Posted by: Rachel at May 30, 2018 06:07 PM (If3tB)

58 I turn on CNN like anyone might turn on a comedy show

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 06:07 PM (aC6Sd)

59 Cooper and Lemon can fight in the octagon to see who gets the bag of dicks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (89T5c)

60 This is CNN?

Posted by: Darth Vader at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (5Ztd1)

61 It's not the NUMBER of viewers, but the QUALITY. Who cares what the the deplorable proles think?

Posted by: Hal Dall at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (uDc95)

62 Tonight on "Unfrozen Caveman Porn Star Lawyer"...

Posted by: This...Is CNN at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (O5Q3r)

63 Does Disney own CNN?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (VgKNm)

64 Yes,every successful show results in oess ad revenue...

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (LiyEm)

65 "Add in the Death of Princess Dianna.... where she was being chased by Paparazzi..."

Well, if we didn't chase her, someone else would have.

Posted by: The Paparazzi at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (EyPfd)

66 >>>When you've lost Morgan Freeman....<<<
You know who also has been suspiciously subdued? Danny Glover. Have they picked his bones clean in some starving third world cannibal-zombie frenzy?

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (J7XgW)

67 898,000 watched CNN's Cooper

On a per-capita basis, that means that 22,500 watched him in all of NYC. Not sure how many if you subtract the bums watching TV's in store windows.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (y3sT9)

68 Criticizing CNN is racist, filthy hu-mans.

Posted by: Monkey-Face Jarrett at May 30, 2018 06:09 PM (4Xd7j)

69 Jake Tapper should do a cigar aficionado show. He could bring on old acquaintances.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 30, 2018 06:09 PM (Lb4wQ)

70 You know who also has been suspiciously subdued? Danny Glover. Have they picked his bones clean in some starving third world cannibal-zombie frenzy?
Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (J7XgW)
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He's getting too old for this shit.

Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 06:09 PM (vDqXW)

71 Canada vows to 'respond appropriately' to any U.S. steel tariffs
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycvgsm9d


It seems the arrogant canucks have had yet another beaver crawl up their ass.


And yes, fuck CNN.



Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:09 PM (r9UYA)

72 But, but... Jake Tapper is so very, very earnest. It just doesn't make sense that the ratings are tanking.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 30, 2018 06:10 PM (RfnqA)

73 what with Freeman being a raving moonbat lieberal, i have absolutely zero fucks to give about him being eaten by the monster he helped create over the years... even if he is indeed innocent.

he said F all when other innocent people were having their lives ruined by it, so to me it's just karma.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 06:10 PM (IuPpm)

74 The NeverTrumpers are not the market you were looking for....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Obi Wan at May 30, 2018 06:10 PM (LISuA)

75 Eh there has been a lot of talks about reducing commercial lengths on other shows as well. I've heard it for the NFL and WWE. And you could argue that the NFL is in the same boat as Tapper, but the WWE still has pretty consistent ratings from week to week. And well if people aren't watching because of "too many commercial breaks," then you're not even getting those viewers to see your ads.

So I can see a way that you reduce your commercials as an incentive to get more viewers, but there would also need to be a factor of increasing the price per commercial so you don't lose that revenue stream. I think I heard that as being what the WWE was looking at doing.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2018 06:10 PM (lKs2v)

76 67 898,000 watched CNN's Cooper

On a per-capita basis, that means that 22,500 watched him in all of NYC. Not sure how many if you subtract the bums watching TV's in store windows.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM


Now strip out all the tvs at the airports, the universities, bus stations and other places where it runs 24/7 for background noise.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:10 PM (0tfLf)

77 Is CNN still making up shit about Trump treating Illegal Alien Chillun's inhumanely?


And what exactly is the inhumane part of their treatment?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:10 PM (EyPfd)

78 >>You know who also has been suspiciously subdued? Danny Glover.


He's semi retired, now.

Part. Time. Glover.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 06:10 PM (5Ztd1)

79 Who would the CNN version of Queef OlberStrokenFuhrer be?

THAT'S who CNN needs to hire.

Ratings GOLD, Jerry!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (FFJtw)

80
Doesn't matter.
CNN is still selling ad space and making a big profit.

Those corporate cucks will keep buying air time from fake news cnn because they're convinced the millenial market is the way to go.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (ZjSUb)

81 Maybe they should consider adding a puppet show to their lineup?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (W+vEI)
.............

Squeeze them in between Lemon and Cooper?
Not creepy at all.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (HxiHD)

82 Good old Princess Diana, riding with a drunk driver fleeing the people who made her a star and unbuckled in the safest car in the world.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (VgKNm)

83 It seems the arrogant canucks have had yet another beaver crawl up their ass.
They're just pissed they haven't won a Stanley Cup up there in 25 years.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (O5Q3r)

84 Of course CNN is failing, nobody on any of their shows says anything new, it's all same old anti Trump, anti Republican, anti conservative, anti flyover country stuff. If you hear one of them you hear all of them.

The real reporting happens elsewhere, mostly on Fox News.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (Jeu6Y)

85 I'm old and I have lots of money.

Where do I go to get my reputation back?

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (fuK7c)

86 You know who also has been suspiciously subdued? Danny Glover. Have they picked his bones clean in some starving third world cannibal-zombie frenzy?

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2018 06:08 PM (J7XgW)

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He's a week away from retirement, dammit!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 06:12 PM (VgKNm)

87 Where do I go to get my reputation back?
Posted by: Morgan Freeman at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (fuK7c)


do a Spacey

Posted by: runner at May 30, 2018 06:12 PM (bUjCl)

88 yeah but ...

The network News guys get 7 or 8 million each. So cable news, call even between Fox and CNN/MSNBC combined for a total 2.5M each ... while the leftist network news guys get 23M.

And most damaging imo, is that the perky little news readers on the local news read the journolista national news scripts at least four times a day. The masses think they are getting smart input from their trusted local celebrities. But they are just reading the propaganda from the DNC, all chanting the preferred buzzwords of the day.

Fox ... they get a few ... but the real death star is the coordinated messaging through networks and Hollywood ... and now Yahoo/Google/FB etc. all in on the censorship act.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 30, 2018 06:12 PM (bT8Z4)

89 Canada vows to 'respond appropriately' to any U.S. steel tariffs
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycvgsm9d
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Ooooh, are they going to send out Castro's bastard child in his coat of many colors to tell us how terrible-werrible we are?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 30, 2018 06:13 PM (nILVB)

90 PDT scores against CNN again...
https://twitter.com/amber_athey/status/
1001898901748834304

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2018 06:13 PM (Evws/)

91 I think it was 3 years ago that the frostbacks had 0 teams in the playoffs. Too funny.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2018 06:13 PM (89T5c)

92
78 >>You know who also has been suspiciously subdued? Danny Glover.


He's semi retired, now.

Part. Time. Glover.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 06:10 PM



Softball...big bat...over the fence.


Actually Glover is resting on his million$ kicking back and rereading Das Kapital for the fifth time and still doesn't understand it.
Drink more Danno...it helps.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:13 PM (0tfLf)

93 I'm old and I have lots of money.

Where do I go to get my reputation back?

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (fuK7c)
..........

Shawshank.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (HxiHD)

94 The guy who came by to fix my newly installed cable turned it on to CNN, I muted it but it appeared to be "Stormy Daniels." Seriously? C'mon, who but complete loons and even very few of those, watch that crap over and over?

Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (nRWPy)

95 Erin Burnett doesn't believe the bullshit she days. She can't keep a straight face.

Brooke Baldwin hates the word boobs like they are little Hitlers.

Don Lemon is retarded.

Jake Tapper looks like a man who has sold his soul and knows he is going to hell. He has not aged well the past 3 years.

Anderson Cooper looks like his supply of walnut sauce, adrenalchrome, and fresh pineal glands has never been cut off.

Wolf Blitzer ilooks and acts like a South Park Character


It's a small wonder why this network is not pulling in the ratings. Who is funding CNN?

Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (FZ6yD)

96 When you have lost Morgan Freeman you lost everybody. Ha, ha, ha.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (Jeu6Y)

97 >>Canada vows to 'respond appropriately' to any U.S. steel tariffs
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycvgsm9d




ooooh!


What are you gonna do aboot it?

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (5Ztd1)

98 Speaking of Glover and Freeman, is Harry Belafonte still leftwing activating? He's another one who's fallen off the radar.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (RfnqA)

99 Canada vows to 'respond appropriately' to any U.S. steel tariffs
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycvgsm9d

-

Funny how I just heard that NAFTA was all about cheap Chinese steel imports that could be legally used in all of our American made cars that still magically cost exactly the same.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 06:15 PM (VgKNm)

100 I'd say I don't want to go on and on like a smug sanctimonious prick about how I don't know who the hell these people are because I haven't had a cable subscription in years, but to be honest, I want to do precisely that thing so bad I could cry.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:15 PM (fZuhk)

101 84 Of course CNN is failing, nobody on any of their shows says anything new, it's all same old anti Trump, anti Republican, anti conservative, anti flyover country stuff. If you hear one of them you hear all of them.

The real reporting happens elsewhere, mostly on Fox News.
Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2018 06:11 PM (Jeu6Y)


This is all true but the thing is....MSNBC is doing the same thing.

MSNBC almost but not quite literally calls Trump a big fat dummy head who stinks, 24 hours a day.

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2018 06:15 PM (+lOpA)

102 I wonder how $69M MeAgain Kelly's ratings are helping NBC?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:16 PM (r9UYA)

103 Only one thing can save CNN now...
Latina weather broadcasters on trampolines.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:16 PM (0tfLf)

104 PDT scores against CNN again...
https://twitter.com/amber_athey


Amber has a sassy little channel there.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2018 06:16 PM (7ThJ3)

105 Brooke Baldwin hates the word boobs like they are little Hitlers.
.............

Show us yer tits. And we promise not to call them boobs.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (HxiHD)

106 The anti-Trump frenzy was short sighted. After all the wild "we got Trumphitler this time!" failures, it only reminds the viewer that the left can't actually stop him. But you can't admit Trump is a winner... so that means the Left is impotent.

And who wants to tune into a 24/7 "you're impotent!" channel?

Posted by: wooga at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (SEUam)

107 Best Infrastructure Week ever!!

Posted by: Nikifor Begichev at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (eP7Gs)

108 is Harry Belafonte still leftwing activating? He's another one who's fallen off the radar.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (RfnqA)

I hope he hasn't fallen off of anything, he's 91 years old.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (MX7xj)

109 94 The guy who came by to fix my newly installed cable turned it on to CNN, I muted it but it appeared to be "Stormy Daniels." Seriously? C'mon, who but complete loons and even very few of those, watch that crap over and over?
Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (nRWPy)




There are better videos of Stormy on the internet.

Although, there's probably less spooging all over her on those than there is on CNN.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (lKs2v)

110 Sara Carter should have her own network and be on 24 hours a day.

Posted by: Weasel at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (MVjcR)

111 Canada vows to 'respond appropriately' to any U.S. steel tariffs

Apology accepted.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (7ThJ3)

112 Puppet show and CNN.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (dEQP3)

113 >> Only one thing can save CNN now...
Latina weather broadcasters on trampolines.


And a really busy Hurricane Season.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (5Ztd1)

114

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A-Fa Black Felon Never Trump Millionaire Antisemite Fascist Progtard Tango Lives Matter!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (UFLLM)

115 It's a small wonder why this network is not pulling in the ratings. Who is funding CNN?
Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 06:14 PM (FZ6yD)

Every airport on the planet.

Posted by: ALH at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (oIcPq)

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Posted by: suba me at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM (B7wzj)

117 Is Harry Belafonte still leftwing activating? He's another one who's fallen off the radar.

Not a lot of people know that Harry's still alive.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 06:18 PM (O5Q3r)

118 Yes, unfortunately--CNN and MSNBC combined are larger than FOX News. So more are watching their propaganda on the telescreens.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 30, 2018 06:18 PM (RfnqA)

119 I would not be shocked to see people at CNN get indicted by a grand jury in the future.

Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 06:19 PM (FZ6yD)

120 Tariffs, eh?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 30, 2018 06:19 PM (xInes)

121 "Not a lot of people know that Harry's still alive."


You sure he's still kicking?

Posted by: Juan McBrain at May 30, 2018 06:19 PM (EyPfd)

122


Oh how I love Don Trump.

Bob Oppenheimer has nothing on Don, the Destroyer of Worlds.

I credit all the media destruction to him, including these stupid Star Justice Wars. He made the progs so insane, that they decided to forgo making money with their 4B investment, and instead go full on SJW to combat Don, the Destroyer of Worlds.

And look at CNN, he toys with them like a cat with a mouse, pawing at them...they decide to put everything behind a porn star who may have hooked up with him.

Put a slutty porn star on shows with weird gay guys, who just creeps the hell out of everyone.

He has leveled them.

Love it.

Prediction: Roseanne comes back stronger than ever.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 30, 2018 06:19 PM (ySAEx)

123 Hello Fellow Babies. Hope you had a lovely hump day!

With or without Boobs.

Posted by: ALH at May 30, 2018 06:19 PM (oIcPq)

124 CNN had a connection to reality when the ran out of Atlanta but it's all New York City now so they now serve their Manhattan constituency.

I know Fox is also in Manhattan but not of it.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2018 06:20 PM (Jeu6Y)

125 Hey, how about Florida Woman?

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. - A St. Augustine woman with an unfortunate name is facing what is at least her fifteenth arrest on drug charges. On Saturday morning, police responded to an anonymous complaint and found three people sitting in a car. Police searched the vehicle and found drug paraphernalia and a substance that field tested positive for crystal meth. Crystal Methvin and Douglas Nickerson were arrested on drug possession charges. Methvin remains in the St. Johns County jail. According to online records, she´s faced drug charges at least 14 other times.

Crystal Methvin. Heh.

And I bet she has better ratings then Jake Tapper too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2018 06:20 PM (0ogQG)

126
DanMa'am insisted we get satellite almost 2 years ago. She watched my streams of Tucker Carlson and demanded it. I'd gone a good 6 or 7 years without that mess.

You just have to get a weekly dose of Cathy Areu.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 06:20 PM (IqV8l)

127 CNN isn't in Atlanta any more? When did that happen?

Posted by: ALH at May 30, 2018 06:20 PM (oIcPq)

128 113 >> Only one thing can save CNN now...
Latina weather broadcasters on trampolines.


And a really busy Hurricane Season.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 06:17 PM



Good point...bouncing weather babes giving the weather report out in the storm. Totally wet tee shirt announcer contests between the networks.

Ratings gold!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:21 PM (0tfLf)

129 103
Only one thing can save CNN now...

Latina weather broadcasters on trampolines.



Posted by: Diogenes

Yanet Garcia !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2XRYaX5y1Y

Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:21 PM (r9UYA)

130 So....serious question here.

And yes, it's O/T.



How exactly is the Trump administration treating these Illegal children inhumanely?

I mean, no shit, every quote I see references some sort of inhumane treatment actively taking place as we speak.

But, other than being separated from their parents, what exactly is taking place, and how can it be remotely labeled as inhumane?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:21 PM (EyPfd)

131 Hello Fellow Babies. Hope you had a lovely hump day!

With or without Boobs.
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Aaaaack! No boobs with my humping....EVER!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at May 30, 2018 06:21 PM (nILVB)

132 When Cockburn says you got burned, you got burned.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2018 06:22 PM (M+Lyo)

133 Totally wet tee shirt announcer contests between the networks.

I would watch that.

Is there a GoFundMe for redirecting the Halliburton Weather Machine?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 30, 2018 06:22 PM (fuK7c)

134

Look, can we just cut to the chase and kill all straight white male Christians and Jews and send all the straight white women to the POC impregnation camps, so we can get on with the Grand Unification? Ya'll are harshing my groove...

Posted by: Twinkenfurher Hogg, honorary Twink of Color at May 30, 2018 06:22 PM (UFLLM)

135 "My serious disgust with journalism started with the ridiculous level of coverage they gave to the OJ Simpson crime of the century, and then to the death of Anna Nicole Smith. They showed themselves to be ratings whores, lacking in integrity and professionalism.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2018 06:05 PM (+lVUW)"

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Then they tried to convince everybody that the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines MH40 was alien abduction and not its Muslim terrorist pilot.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2018 06:23 PM (Jeu6Y)

136
CNN needs a new commercial along the lines of-

"Hey! We're just as loony as MSNBC!"


They're still playing the "We're objective" game when it's crystal clear that they're far far far out lunatic left.

Their competition isn't FOX at all. It's MSNBC.

So-

"Get your crazy from better looking people. Not like those freakish gargoyles at MSNBC.

We are CNN. And we feel pretty!"


IT'll work.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2018 06:23 PM (9q7Dl)

137 >>Is there a GoFundMe for redirecting the Halliburton Weather Machine?

Why bother with that. We have weather Jews right here.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

138 Maybe I'm.wrong about this, but I thought that because CNN made so much money from its international operations, that Jeff Zucker & Co. didn't care about its USA ratings or revenue, that their ideological programming was more important and could act as a loss leader.

Posted by: mercenary13 at May 30, 2018 06:23 PM (HFVV4)

139 Hello Fellow Babies. Hope you had a lovely hump day!

With or without Boobs.
Posted by: ALH at May 30, 2018 06:19 PM (oIcPq)


It was pretty good, ALH, thank you for the sentiment and same to you.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:24 PM (fZuhk)

140 Good old Princess Diana, riding with a drunk driver fleeing the people who made her a star and unbuckled in the safest car in the world.

Well you can't give your man a proper Westminster Codswallop while wearing a seat belt.

Posted by: wooga at May 30, 2018 06:24 PM (SEUam)

141 Totally wet tee shirt announcer contests between the networks.
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I'm representing CNN!

Posted by: Candy Crowley at May 30, 2018 06:24 PM (nILVB)

142 But, other than being separated from their parents, what exactly is taking place, and how can it be remotely labeled as inhumane?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:21 PM (EyPfd)

-

Bringing your kids here and abandoning them in a foreign country where they don't even Esperanto de linguist is our fault.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 06:24 PM (VgKNm)

143 They're just pissed they haven't won a Stanley Cup up there in 25 years.
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I KEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2018 06:24 PM (Evws/)

144 Every once in a while I turn on CNN, just because I'm thinking "ok, they CAN'T keep up with "WE HATES TRUMPSES!! WE HATE TRUMPSES YES WE DOES!!!" for 24 hours a day, every day - and every time I turn that channel on, I am proved wrong again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 30, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)


Hey, it's not ALL about hating President Trump. CNN hates the Deplorables that voted for him, too!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 30, 2018 06:24 PM (5Yee7)

145 Yanet Garcia !


I have a friend who's a weatherman at a regional cable network.

I would say his time at meteorology school was wasted.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 30, 2018 06:25 PM (fuK7c)

146 But, other than being separated from their parents, what exactly is
taking place, and how can it be remotely labeled as inhumane?
All I know is if my parents drove me up to the New Hampshire border and told me to start walking, I'd be more pissed at them then the friggin government.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 06:25 PM (O5Q3r)

147 Andy Poopshoot, Jake and the rest aren't there to get ratings. They are Democrat propagandists that make Der Sturmer and Pravda look like fiercely independent paragons of journalistic integrity.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (kYU4t)

148 2.8 million people watched MSNBCs Rachel Maddow

So the 1%ers have a show they like.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

149 Jamie Foxx confirmed to be Spawn in reboot.Oh geesh,bad choice.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)

150 Yanet Garcia !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2XRYaX5y1Y


Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:21 PM



I rest my case.

Be back in a sec. Left something on my bunk.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (0tfLf)

151 All I know is if my parents drove me up to the New Hampshire border and told me to start walking, I'd be more pissed at them then the friggin government.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 06:25 PM (O5Q3r)


No sales tax, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (fZuhk)

152 That's racissssssssssssss! IMPEACH FOH T FYE

Posted by: SUG at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (dMrJJ)

153 "Trump is right" - that's 10 demerits for hate speech Mister Ewok.

Posted by: DaveA at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (FhXTo)

154 Buy one, get one!

Posted by: Acme Clown Noses at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (Tyii7)

155 Oh, and Morgan Freeman's saying that wernt no virgin

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

156 Finally, some good news. CNN is losing credibility.

I was reading a foreign website, and they had a quote from CNN in their reporting. They prefaced it with this "CNN, a highly regarded news organization in America".

I stopped reading. I don't blame them, they go with what they know, and are told. We do the same here. No one researches jack shit anymore. BBC is considered good, until you find out they are government funded. Doesn't mean all their news is bad or wrong, but you have to remember their puppet masters. Follow the money.

All European countries, or most, have this issue. You have to find out who is independent and who is govt. financed. It's a slog.

Our media still enjoys a reputation from decades ago...of being independent. No, they aren't govt. financed, but they are no longer interested in real journalism. They are interested in their glorified Resistance role, and their own opinions and agendas.

I want the wayback machine please.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 06:27 PM (9LYIb)

157 Yanet Garcia !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2XRYaX5y1Y


Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:21 PM (r9UYA)


Some more:
https://youtu.be/oasMhY_xltU

Posted by: Bert G at May 30, 2018 06:27 PM (yzxic)

158 Is there any correlation to Simona Halep getting a breast reduction and her rise in the rankings? Those things were huge and looked like they would get in the way.

Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 06:27 PM (FZ6yD)

159 I haven't had cable in over 10 years. I also cancelled Netflix and started looking at alternative streaming services, found one supported by ads and then almost had a nervous breakdown when they ran a tampons ad 3 times in a row before I finally got to watch a movie, only to interrupt the movie ten minutes in with another tampons ad.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:27 PM (+dsLj)

160 Yanet Garcia "

Damnit, Yanet!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 30, 2018 06:28 PM (7LY+6)

161 "Don Lemon is retarded."

Far from it. "Imbecile" is generous. "Shit for brains" more descriptive.

Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

162
amie Foxx confirmed to be Spawn in reboot.Oh geesh,bad choice.
Posted by: steevy


Spawn of what?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 06:28 PM (IqV8l)

163 They're just pissed they haven't won a Stanley Cup up there in 25 years.
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I KEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2018 06:24 PM (Evws/)


lol

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 06:28 PM (9LYIb)

164 Bringing your kids here and abandoning them in a foreign country where they don't even Esperanto de linguist is our fault.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 06:24 PM (VgKNm)

A pool without a fence and gate is an attractive nuisance. Indefensible legal position.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

165 161 "Don Lemon is retarded."

Corky called and he is insulted.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

166 Well you can't give your man a proper Westminster Codswallop while wearing a seat belt."

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 30, 2018 06:29 PM (7LY+6)

167 160 Yanet Garcia "

Damnit, Yanet!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 30, 2018 06:28 PM



Yank it Yanet!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:30 PM (0tfLf)

168 O/T - ABC signed all the actors on Roseanne for a second season, so even though the show is cancelled, the network is still on the hook for all those salaries. And there won't be any ad revenue to offset those costs.

Ha Ha

Posted by: ALH at May 30, 2018 06:30 PM (oIcPq)

169 ...found one supported by ads and then almost had a nervous breakdown when they ran a tampons ad 3 times in a row before I finally got to watch a movie, only to interrupt the movie ten minutes in with another tampons ad.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:27 PM (+


roflmao

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 06:30 PM (9LYIb)

170 CNN is just becoming more selective in their audience and advertisers.
This is a sound business decision.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:31 PM (pw+jk)

171 "And there won't be any ad revenue to offset those costs. "

The Agenda is more important than profits, comrade.

Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

172
A pool without a fence and gate is an attractive nuisance. Indefensible legal position.
Posted by: rhennigantx


We have to turn the country into an unattractive shithole and then they won't come.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 06:32 PM (IqV8l)

173 158 Is there any correlation to Simona Halep getting a breast reduction and her rise in the rankings? Those things were huge and looked like they would get in the way.

Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 06:27 PM



My oh my Simona!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:32 PM (0tfLf)

174 I wonder what Soros is paying A. B. Stoddard? Her NeverTrump crap is getting old.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

175 @127

That's been a while now.

Main studios are in Columbus Circle

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:32 PM (UfMVm)

176 O/T - ABC signed all the actors on Roseanne for a second season, so even though the show is cancelled, the network is still on the hook for all those salaries. And there won't be any ad revenue to offset those costs.
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Is there any chance they'd bring it back if she survives an apology gauntlet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2018 06:32 PM (qJtVm)

177 Jamie Foxx confirmed to be Spawn in reboot.Oh geesh,bad choice.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2018 06:26 PM (LiyEm)



That's too bad. Dude can't act at all.

Bu-u-u-t, Hollywood loves him for some reason.


I guess he was okay in that Tom Cruise movie "Collateral".

Not great. Ok.

At least he didn't Jamie Foxx up that joint.


Anyway, isn't Jamie Foxx a stripper's name?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (9q7Dl)

178 I'm late to the party, but has anyone opined as to what Ana Navarro would do without a gig at CNN?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

179 169 ...found one supported by ads and then almost had a nervous breakdown when they ran a tampons ad 3 times in a row before I finally got to watch a movie, only to interrupt the movie ten minutes in with another tampons ad.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:27 PM (+
roflmao
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 06:30 PM (9LYIb)

Owning a vagina is like maintenance on a Jaguar.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

180 Is there any chance they'd bring it back if she survives an apology gauntlet?
They can say it was all a dream.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (O5Q3r)

181 Ratings? We don't need no stinking ratings! - CNN


CNN - "We hate Trumpses, yes we do. We hate Trumpses how 'bout you?"
The American public - "Go fuck a duck!"


Posted by: Archer at May 30, 2018 06:34 PM (gmo/4)

182 178 I'm late to the party, but has anyone opined as to what Ana Navarro would do without a gig at CNN?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

Suk dicks at the Greyhound station?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

183 I'm late to the party, but has anyone opined as to what Ana Navarro would do without a gig at CNN?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
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Butt stuff.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2018 06:34 PM (qJtVm)

184 Hurricane season starts in 48 hours!

Posted by: CBS Evening Nuze at May 30, 2018 06:34 PM (UdKB7)

185 >>178
I'm late to the party, but has anyone opined as to what Ana Navarro would do without a gig at CNN?


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Flying J truck stop hostess?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:34 PM (r9UYA)

186 As point of comparison, the YouTube channel FUNnelvision typically brings in 3 or 4 million viewer for a buck fifty production costs.

Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (LnOh3)

187 I ran into Danny Glover in Philly soon after Lethal Weapon hit. He seemed terrified that I didn't know him, so I said "Hello Mr Glover, I just want to say how much I enjoy your pictures."

He fled like he owed me money.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (7PllL)

188 I'm late to the party, but has anyone opined as to what Ana Navarro would do without a gig at CNN?

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Lesbo Sex tour with Stormy?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (+dsLj)

189 CNN is just becoming more selective in their audience and advertisers.
This is a sound business decision.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:31 PM (pw+jk)
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We really only want the airport crowds.

Posted by: CNN Management at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (vDqXW)

190 Owning a vagina is like maintenance on a Jaguar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)
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FAP.

Fix it Again, Paolo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (qJtVm)

191 AB Stoddard is an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

192 178 I'm late to the party, but has anyone opined as to what Ana Navarro would do without a gig at CNN?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

Taco barista?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (4ErVI)

193 Yep, Gowdy is a swamp creature, al the other swamp creatures are coming out to defend him.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (Jeu6Y)

194 I suspect that people have seen so many examples of CNN being moronic, wrong, fake, mistaken, deliberately false, and stupid that its just got a reputation of being worse than the National Enquirer right now. The only people who might not share that are watching MSNBC instead because it feeds them the pap straight without any other news or info they don't care about like earthquakes or sports.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 30, 2018 06:36 PM (39g3+)

195 "I guess he was okay in that Tom Cruise movie "Collateral".


So Tom never took it personal that Jamie was boning Tom's ex, Katie?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:36 PM (EyPfd)

196 I'm late to the party, but has anyone opined as to what Ana Navarro would do without a gig at CNN?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
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https://youtu.be/roiRpwv9zFs

Posted by: bluebell at May 30, 2018 06:37 PM (oMtOd)

197 Owning a vagina is like maintenance on a Jaguar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

********************

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Ford Pinto at May 30, 2018 06:37 PM (+dsLj)

198 This is CNN,! And those effing royality checks better not effing bounce or I'll alter the deal further.

Posted by: James Earl Jones at May 30, 2018 06:37 PM (oFsfu)

199 A. B. Stoddard is a tiring hag. Why Bret Baier continually has her on is a mystery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

200 Flying J truck stop hostess?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:34 PM (r9UYA)

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So that is what lot lizards are called nowadays.

Posted by: SMH at May 30, 2018 06:37 PM (NWmy4)

201 180 Is there any chance they'd bring it back if she survives an apology gauntlet?
They can say it was all a dream.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (O5Q3r)

Who da fuck cares? ESPN is douchebag central. ABC canceled the Middle. Watch Disneyworld will drive off families. The old prance around in the dead skin....

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

202 @180

Not a chance.

This was an op that was already in the can and waiting to be implemented.

It literally was less than 24 hours before she made her comments to firing, to canceling her show and mothballing the reruns.

In a way, Valerie Jarret was right that this was a teachable moment.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:37 PM (UfMVm)

203 I'm late to the party, but has anyone opined as to what Ana Navarro would do without a gig at CNN?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)



Taco barista?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (4ErVI)

Clown at a children's party for children that are too old for clowns now.

Posted by: Archer at May 30, 2018 06:38 PM (gmo/4)

204 O/T - ABC signed all the actors on Roseanne for a
second season, so even though the show is cancelled, the network is
still on the hook for all those salaries. And there won't be any ad
revenue to offset those costs.



Ha Ha





Posted by: ALH at May 30, 2018 06:30 PM

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Plus don't forget the cancellation of contract $$$$. I bet that is a metric butt ton of money in addition to the salaries.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 30, 2018 06:38 PM (+Dllb)

205 The only people that watch CNN are people in prison, people stuck in airports and old fart liberals who have no life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2018 06:39 PM (EoRCO)

206 They always could kill Roseanne in a house-fire like NBC did with Valerie Harper when she wanted too much money!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2018 06:39 PM (Evws/)

207 CNN, ABC, etc will continue to pump out the propaganda to their last breaths. That will probably never come though as long as they have the backdoor financial support of Bezo, Soro, etc.

Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 06:39 PM (UdKB7)

208 185; i thought maybe working the stripper pole at the local kum n go.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 30, 2018 06:39 PM (KP5rU)

209 We really only want the airport crowds.

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There should be an international 4chan project traveling around the world doing literally nothing other than switching CNN off at airports and dentist offices.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:39 PM (+dsLj)

210 159 I haven't had cable in over 10 years. I also cancelled Netflix and started looking at alternative streaming services, found one supported by ads and then almost had a nervous breakdown when they ran a tampons ad 3 times in a row before I finally got to watch a movie, only to interrupt the movie ten minutes in with another tampons ad.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:27 PM (+dsLj)

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Try PlutoTV.

They are add supported, however they have an easy scheduler viewable that shows just how long the movie will play.

They have a MST3K channel with video upscale for larger screens and also have a Rifftrax channel.

Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 06:40 PM (LnOh3)

211 Owning a vagina is like maintenance on a Jaguar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:33 PM


So it sits there with a posi-traction rear-end, four on the floor, and rack and pinion steering but still leaks oil from time to time?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2018 06:40 PM (0tfLf)

212 Suk dicks at the Greyhound station?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

=====

That gig has moved to the Starcucks restrooms.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:40 PM (pw+jk)

213 Tonight a look at Stormy Daniels In Depth on Anderson Cooper 360, right after Bonzo Billings Monkey Cowboy Puppet Show.

This is CNN

Posted by: Minuteman at May 30, 2018 06:40 PM (tDgZN)

214 Is there any chance they'd bring it back if she survives an apology gauntlet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 30, 2018 06:32 PM (qJtVm)


People have suggested that Roseanne be fired and have it re-named the Connors. I don't see that flying. Plus, if you are CEO of Disney, is it really worth all the headaches that will result by trying to do that? Or alienating your audience from other product lines and companies? I don't think so.

They had the balls to take a chance on the show, and got kicked in the teeth for it. I know how I'd feel as CEO. I actually can't imagine the show without Roseanne would be a big draw either...she was that show.

I'm holding out hope for Tim Allen's show...which only got the greenlight bcz of Roseanne's success. That is the one good thing that came out of this.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 06:40 PM (9LYIb)

215 191 AB Stoddard is an idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

And why is the question. Very smart woman yet willing to act dumb for the anti-trump cause. Just do the old save ur hymen until a guy u like while liking the current football capn seems like a better plan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

216 Jamie Foxx is a horrible actor. He's like Jim Carrey with an underbite.

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2018 06:41 PM (J7XgW)

217 Plus don't forget the cancellation of contract $$$$. I bet that is a metric butt ton of money in addition to the salaries.

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Could had been a sensible way to avoid that, which would have been to dock Roseanne's salary and force her to go on an apology tour or make charity donations to a legit black charity cause. No rational person would have had a problem with it. What they did instead followed by other asswipes is straight up fascism.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:41 PM (+dsLj)

218 "Tonight a look at Stormy Daniels In Depth on Anderson Cooper 360,"

Andy Cooper is a spelunker?

Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 06:42 PM (UdKB7)

219 Ana Navarro would give corridas in Wal-Mart parking lots for cinco pesos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2018 06:42 PM (89T5c)

220 Hah. Bear and man spook each other.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1Sy9RatBs0

Posted by: eleven at May 30, 2018 06:42 PM (+lOpA)

221 Jamie Foxx is a horrible actor. He's like Jim Carrey with an underbite.

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And lips that look like they've been injected with botox since he was 7.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:42 PM (+dsLj)

222 So Tom never took it personal that Jamie was boning Tom's ex, Katie?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:36 PM (EyPfd)

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Tom ain't no cuck. He is straight up homo and his beards are open to whomever they want.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:42 PM (pw+jk)

223 CNN doesn't give a whit about ratings. The money keeps flowing to the executives and the on-air "talent" no matter how low their ratings are.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 30, 2018 06:43 PM (kYU4t)

224 Hurricane season starts in 48 hours!
Posted by: CBS Evening Nuze


Nein! It's always hurricane season!!

Posted by: The Scorpions at May 30, 2018 06:43 PM (AoK0a)

225 They always could kill Roseanne in a house-fire like NBC did with Valerie Harper when she wanted too much money!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2018 06:39 PM (Evws/)


Is that what happened? I'm been catching it on TV sometimes, and I like the Sandy Duncan character better, but I had no idea what happened to Valerie.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 06:43 PM (9LYIb)

226 Trump should come out against Nazis and have the left and NeverHumpers suddenly start defending Hitler.

Posted by: Max Power at May 30, 2018 06:43 PM (q177U)

227 >>And why is the question. Very smart woman yet willing to act dumb for the anti-trump cause. Just do the old save ur hymen until a guy u like while liking the current football capn seems like a better plan.

Well I'm not convinced she's all that smart but at the very least she is willing to overlook obvious facts just to keep spewing the party line.

I saw Maggie Hemingway slice and dice her one night. It was a piece of art.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:44 PM (/tuJf)

228 Andy Cooper is a spelunker?

Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 06:42 PM (UdKB7)

Boy is he ever!

-Don Lemon

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 30, 2018 06:44 PM (4ErVI)

229 OT yet worthy. Gateway Pundit has video from an HBO documentary. There's video of the moment Ben Rhodes finds out Hillary lost. OMG, the grief porn value is epic. There has GOT to be tape of Cankles being told. I would pay dearly to see it and watch it on a loop every time I am feeling down.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:44 PM (i8hPq)

230 I remember that CNN ratings bonanza, Spitzer and Parker. Or, as some morons here titled it, "Spitz and Tits."

Kathleen Parker seems to have moved to greener pastures, if you can call MSLSD that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

231 Mollie. Where the hell did Maggie come from?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:45 PM (/tuJf)

232 Tom ain't no cuck. He is straight up homo and his beards are open to whomever they want.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:42 PM (pw+jk)

Mr Cruise come out of the closet!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:45 PM (JFO2v)

233 Plus don't forget the cancellation of contract $$$$. I bet that is a metric butt ton of money in addition to the salaries.



Disney can handle that. The cost isn't as big as people think. It would have been more costly to keep it on the air.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 06:46 PM (9LYIb)

234 How much does an advertiser pay for a measly 1 million viewers?

Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 06:46 PM (LnOh3)

235 OT yet worthy. Gateway Pundit has video from an HBO
documentary. There's video of the moment Ben Rhodes finds out Hillary
lost. OMG, the grief porn value is epic. There has GOT to be tape of
Cankles being told. I would pay dearly to see it and watch it on a loop
every time I am feeling down.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:44 PM (i8hPq)
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I still can't stand up due to my schadenboner from that. Could be not until the weekend that I can. Can you imagine that pussy in a war?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:46 PM (pw+jk)

236 And why is the question. Very smart woman yet willing to act dumb for the anti-trump cause.

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That's what happens when you marry a nancyboy.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:46 PM (+dsLj)

237 Valarie Jarrett called the Barr tweet a "teachable" moment.

And then wanted to indoctrinate us on the idea that Trump is at fault. That's what the left means by "teachable". They're about to indoctrinate.

Posted by: Axeman at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM (vDqXW)

238 >>Gateway Pundit has video from an HBO
documentary. There's video of the moment Ben Rhodes finds out Hillary
lost. OMG, the grief porn value is epic. There has GOT to be tape of
Cankles being told. I would pay dearly to see it and watch it on a loop
every time I am feeling down.

I don't think that's grief. I think it's fear. His in this up to his eyeballs.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM (/tuJf)

239
MATT DAMON

Posted by: Matt Damon at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM (eXA4G)

240 There has GOT to be tape of Cankles being told. I would pay dearly to see it and watch it on a loop every time I am feeling down.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:44 PM (i8hPq)


Would she even have been in any condition to deliver a victory speech if she had won? She must have been lit up like Chinese New Year since at least 3pm.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM (fZuhk)

241 102 I wonder how $69M MeAgain Kelly's ratings are helping NBC?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:16 PM (r9UYA)

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Personally, I have no problem with what Kelly is doing to NBC's ratings.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM (qC1Sy)

242 231 Mollie. Where the hell did Maggie come from?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:45 PM (/tuJf)

Mollie Maggie middle age white women that do have childish names

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

243 How much does an advertiser pay for a measly 1 million viewers?

Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 06:46 PM (LnOh3)

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It is substantially smaller than I crap everyday.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:48 PM (pw+jk)

244 This just in, CNN is proud to announce that it's new programming supervisor is none other that Disney/Lucasfilm superstar: Kathleen Kennedy!

I've got a great feeling about this!

Posted by: Anderson "Soylo" Cooper at May 30, 2018 06:48 PM (7TeOH)

245 I still can't stand up due to my schadenboner from that. Could be not until the weekend that I can. Can you imagine that pussy in a war?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:46 PM

I can't imagine him trying to open a box of Cheezits. Effing priceless! Somewhere there's got to be video of Cankles Inc. getting the word.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:48 PM (i8hPq)

246 Andy Cooper is a spelunker?

Posted by: f'd at May 30, 2018 06:42 PM (UdKB7)

Why on earth did I read that as "sphincter"?

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2018 06:48 PM (HxiHD)

247 241 102 I wonder how $69M MeAgain Kelly's ratings are helping NBC?
Posted by: Under Fire at May 30, 2018 06:16 PM (r9UYA)
Personally, I have no problem with what Kelly is doing to NBC's ratings.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM (qC1Sy)

When they drop the soap, fuk em!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

248 Supposedly Ernest Hemingway wrote a six word story on a bet.

Morgan Freeman could, too.

"Diddled my granddaughter. She died."

Hey, that's only five.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 30, 2018 06:49 PM (8LKJx)

249 Would she even have been in any condition to deliver a victory speech if she had won? She must have been lit up like Chinese New Year since at least 3pm.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM

That's why she sent creepy hitman Podesta out to tell the neckbeard hipsters and feminazis to go home. Lousy bitch wouldn't even come out for the dumb peons who showed up to her funeral.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:50 PM (i8hPq)

250 Jim Acosta gets kicked in the nuts. There were no survivors.
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/
1001909375274020871

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2018 06:50 PM (Evws/)

251 Why on earth did I read that as "sphincter"?
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2018 06:48 PM (HxiHD)

who tha fuk cares if Vanderbilt shoves weasals up his ass??? Do not buy into him being gay is bad. Him being a communist is!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

252 I can't imagine him trying to open a box of
Cheezits. Effing priceless! Somewhere there's got to be video of Cankles
Inc. getting the word.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:48 PM (i8hPq)

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No I would be scared if I was within 100 feet of when Hillary got that news. I can't imagine the childish temper tantrum she threw until she cried herself out and downed that handle of vodka ot put her down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 30, 2018 06:50 PM (pw+jk)

253 Rush played a clip of Ben Rhodes just stuttering incoherently about Hillary losing. It went on for like 45 seconds to a minute. Just classic.

Posted by: Cm9000 at May 30, 2018 06:51 PM (kYU4t)

254 The 'always works' formula:

1) less commericals
2) ???????
3) more money

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 30, 2018 06:51 PM (PvCxa)

255 I don't think that's grief. I think it's fear. His in this up to his eyeballs.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 06:47 PM

Could be. Only time that vile piece of shit has been at a loss for words.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:51 PM (i8hPq)

256 Where the hell did Maggie come from?


Apartment above the greengrocer's shop.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 30, 2018 06:52 PM (fuK7c)

257 CNN could give Trey Gowdy a show. I can see it now, Howdy, It's Gowdy!1!!!1

Posted by: Kyle Busch Fan Club at May 30, 2018 06:52 PM (Jj+59)

258
remember ATARI?

Is the "game console" fad finally over, or do people still buy xbox's and colecovisionbox's, and the other ones?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 30, 2018 06:53 PM (sGw0h)

259
PONG used to entertain me. Us.
How is that possible?

Why was something so lame so "neat?"


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 30, 2018 06:54 PM (sGw0h)

260 257 CNN could give Trey Gowdy a show. I can see it now, Howdy, It's Gowdy!1!!!1

Posted by: Kyle Busch Fan Club at May 30, 2018 06:52 PM (Jj+59)

LOL

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 30, 2018 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

261 Where the hell did Maggie come from?

Maggie's farm?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:55 PM (i8hPq)

262 Pssttt...




NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:55 PM (EyPfd)

263 She's 68 but she says she's 54.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 30, 2018 06:55 PM (fuK7c)

264 I think The Dye Jobs Napolitano & Lou Dobbs have gotten have sunk into the brain & fucktarded them

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 30, 2018 06:56 PM (y3aQB)

265 Is the "game console" fad finally over, or do people still buy xbox's and colecovisionbox's, and the other ones?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 30, 2018 06:53 PM (sGw0h)


2017 PC gaming sales: $32.3 billion
2017 Console gaming sales: $33.3 billion

So yeah, it's still around.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:56 PM (fZuhk)

266 Posted by: Kyle Busch Fan Club at May 30, 2018 06:52 PM (Jj+59)

Very small club. Pint of beer covers most parties.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

267 Anderson Cooper ages like Marina Abramovic. Y'all feel free to connect the dots.

Posted by: Pickles at May 30, 2018 06:56 PM (FZ6yD)

268 257 CNN could give Trey Gowdy a show. I can see it now, Howdy, It's Gowdy!1!!!1

Posted by: Kyle Busch Fan Club at May 30, 2018 06:52

Or a two host show. Howdy Tapper. Oh wait that's Anderson Cooper at the glory hole.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 30, 2018 06:56 PM (i8hPq)

269
noiod

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at May 30, 2018 06:57 PM (sGw0h)

270 If you're here NaClyDog, re the pig, chicken, counter-rotating screws, etc. I have none of those. Just a shark, tiger, owl, and lightening bolt. None visible in swimsuit and short sleeves. But hey, you gotta admit nothing improves the looks of a fat person like huges tats all over. Amiright? Sometimes I think they get them by the square foot. Speaking of square footage, wonder what kind of tats are under those pantsuits?

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2018 06:57 PM (zLDYs)

271 "A. B. Stoddard is a tiring hag. Why Bret Baier continually has her on is a mystery.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)"

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Fair and balanced. You have the rational and she is there to provide the irrational.

The same function performed by Juan Williams, Marie Harf and Jessica Tarlov.

Posted by: Decaf at May 30, 2018 06:58 PM (Jeu6Y)

272 So yeah, it's still around.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:56 PM (fZuhk)

Why would u buy a dedicated processor to play a game? Every day I try to sell customers to not buy a client/server to solve a problem?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:58 PM (JFO2v)

273 On the actual post topic, this is one of them there "more selective appeal" stories, idn't it?


On the few occasions I actually see/hear MSM "news", I continue to be stunned at how absurd it usually is.


And my fundamental pessimism remains anchored to things like the fact that for millions of people who can actually vote, this crap is "news", and they lack the interest, background, mindset, or ability to think for themselves and - the new task for citizens - inform themselves.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2018 06:58 PM (QDnY+)

274 Why would u buy a dedicated processor to play a game? Every day I try to sell customers to not buy a client/server to solve a problem?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:58 PM (JFO2v)


Because it's a gaming toaster. You don't have to dick around with drivers and incremental upgrades and OS updates and all that, you just mash the cables at the holes box until they stay put and then shoot teh mans.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 07:00 PM (fZuhk)

275 And my fundamental pessimism remains anchored to things like the fact that for millions of people who can actually vote, this crap is "news", and they lack the interest, background, mindset, or ability to think for themselves and - the new task for citizens - inform themselves.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2018 06:58 PM (QDnY+)

On medicaid dont vote on EBT dont vote dont have a mortgage dont vote in schoolboard lections

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 07:01 PM (JFO2v)

276 Fake Crapper's been masturbating to the idea of fellating Clinton since he was in college.

I mean, he even dated Monica for a while. Just how hungry for the taste of Presidential Penis can you be? In his case, apparently enough that getting a second-hand taste by kissing Monica was better than nothing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at May 30, 2018 07:02 PM (GXOTw)

277 Try PlutoTV.

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Thanks, I'll check that out as well!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 07:02 PM (+dsLj)

278 Andy Cooper is a backdoor spelunker.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 30, 2018 07:05 PM (tDgZN)

279 272 So yeah, it's still around.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 06:56 PM (fZuhk)

Why would u buy a dedicated processor to play a game? Every day I try to sell customers to not buy a client/server to solve a problem?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2018 06:58 PM (JFO2v)



Well it used to be ease of use. You buy the game and put it in the console and its ready to play. There's probably still a lot of ease of use today even though if you buy a physical game you're probably still looking at a long download. But you can just plop down infront of your tv with your controller.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2018 07:07 PM (lKs2v)

280 Because it's a gaming toaster. You don't have to dick around with drivers and incremental upgrades and OS updates and all that, you just mash the cables at the holes box until they stay put and then shoot teh mans.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 07:00 PM (fZuhk)



That ended with Playstation 2 and X-Box. PS3/4 and Xbox 360/One have updates quite often.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2018 07:08 PM (lKs2v)

281 >>>Supposedly Ernest Hemingway wrote a six word story on a bet.Morgan Freeman could, too.
"Diddled my granddaughter. She died."<<<
Ooh, I like that! Except how about "Diddled my step granddaughter. She died."
Now that's spicy!

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2018 07:09 PM (J7XgW)

282 Okay, who has the lower IQ--
Don Lemon or Chris Cuomo? It's a toughie.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at May 30, 2018 07:11 PM (RfnqA)

283 > The Time Warner-owned cable-news network intends to cut back the number of commercial breaks and ads that run in the anchor's two regular programs

Our appeal to advertisers is becoming more selective.

Posted by: Former Spinal Tap, now CNN at May 30, 2018 07:12 PM (GXOTw)

284 That ended with Playstation 2 and X-Box. PS3/4 and Xbox 360/One have updates quite often.
Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2018 07:08 PM (lKs2v)


XBone has updates but it just means go get a sandwich and you can play when you get back, or play something else in the interim. I've never had one cause a hardware driver conflict or nothin'. By comparison, Call of Shootmans Black Ops 3, installed by Steam, suddenly stopped working entirely on my PC and no amount of un/reinstalling it and the related drivers or libraries seems to get it back. I could probably get it working again but the point of the game is to hurt people and break their toys, not be a GD computer janitor. I used to get paid to do that.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 30, 2018 07:13 PM (fZuhk)

285 Tabloid News R Us!

Posted by: CNN at May 30, 2018 07:13 PM (RfnqA)

286 There should be an international 4chan project traveling around the world doing literally nothing other than switching CNN off at airports and dentist offices.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 30, 2018 06:39 PM (+dsLj)

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There's an Android app called "Peel," which is basically a universal TV remote (assuming you have an IR transmitter on your phone).

Just saying.

Posted by: reason at May 30, 2018 07:15 PM (XiVKO)

287 Okay, who has the lower IQ--
Don Lemon or Chris Cuomo? It's a toughie.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller


It's a race to be Bottom.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 30, 2018 07:18 PM (FFJtw)

288 so ,if these media fakes aren't getting enough ratings to pay the bills ,who is paying the bills to keep them in business ?

Posted by: rufusrastasjohnsonbrown at May 30, 2018 09:10 PM (RGckL)

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