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This Is Why We Have Trump
Elephants Have Long Memories, They Say
This first one was from 2009. Remember? A reporter snarkily confronting the Wrong Kind of protestors. Apparently she thinks it's her job to fight her subjects, and that this is somehow not unprofessional behavior. Gee, I wonder why they're so angry with media? Mysterious. And how about this? Remember? Hilarious! What a card. Really got a good zinger in against all those stupid yokels, didn't ya? Good job, man. Good job. Also- remember this next one? Gruber, if you recall, is the Obamacare architect who decided that straight-out lying was their preferred PR method. Hear him deliver another snappy hit song from our 'piss down their backs and tell them it's raining' political class: In a result completely predicted here, as well as every other conservative site on the web, I could neither keep my insurance, nor my doctor. Obama and everyone on the Left lied. And instead of my preferred plan, which was affordable and worked perfectly for me but was made illegal, now under pain of law I am forced to purchase a piece of crap that covers nothing. And they knew all that, and lied about it anyway, trusting Americans to be 'stupid' and believe their lies. Dear Media. Psst. Pay deadly-close attention here, for this is nearly the whole game that lost it for you: 1) pols made statements about a new policy to help it pass.2) policy passed.
3) public discovered the policy was not as described. In a really bad way.
4) pols laughed at the public for believing them in the first place.
5) public learned its lesson, and acted accordingly. Media: remember who was cheerleading and protecting the politicians who were enacting ACA? Remember who was vilifying those making good faith arguments against it? Defaming them as racists? It was you. And we all remember being lied to by you, too. When you weren't simply mocking us. And this is how you got Trump. The media election freakout is awesome, because they did it to themselves. Remember? How about this one? Hysterical! I love these people. L-O-V-E. Oh, the arrogance. Oh, their giggling. I love their cute little giggling the most. That's what I'm doing right now, too! This has been a delightful little trip down memory lane. Remember? Gibson guitar raid. IRS targeting of conservatives. Screwing the GM bond holders. Eliminating non-union pensions while topping up union pensions, out of pure political malice. Asking Americans to report dissenters to the government. And of course, decades and decades of
this sort of thing Shouldn't we be as kind to them as they have been to us?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:27 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: 'Member berries at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (89UPP)
Screw'em all.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (0tfLf)
It's a threat to democracy when *we* mock you? Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: cnation at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (SQ6Nb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (SgI6S)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (PeNEi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:27 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (CX88n)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (5sOEp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Eyegore at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (8ZskC)
The Random Bannings will continue until Commenter Morale improves.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PeNEi)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (CX88n)
Is that your IP?
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PRtT5)
LauraW has been here a long time. She helped in the early days, and Ace was pleased.
We used to joke that rubbing her hump brought good luck.
Good times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (u82oZ)
You can't post accurate news too often!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (wCEn4)
Never ask why.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (8ZskC)
Drink Bud Dry.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (8ZskC)
LauraW has been here a long time. She helped in the early days, and Ace was pleased.
We used to joke that rubbing her hump brought good luck.
Good times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (u82oZ)
Well aware. I've been around here quite a long time myself.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (89UPP)
Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4)
Uh, whut?????
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (PeNEi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (0F67M)
But they won't and they are doubling down. Trump has and will continue to bypass them as the truth is they are obsolete. (Que the "Twilight Zone" episode with Burgess Meredith.)
Pass the popcorn.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (ej1L0)
When I say that, people get nervous.
Posted by: Jean
Oh most definitely!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (SgI6S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PY9j
What happens if the neighbors get them too? Do the spiders just sort of float and twitch precisely halfway between buildings?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/)
It's because you're too dumb to know what's good for you, like they do.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (2RVmA)
I remember every f*cking one of these. Cochran, you were probably in junior high school at the time, but Rick Santelli's clarion call kicked off the TEA Party.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EnKk6)
Engage and refute their false premises, their imaginary frameworks. Do it relelentlessly, do it til it's boring. It becomes the story.
Let the boss continue his schtick. But throughout the administration, push back every single distortion, no matter how small - always focus on substance. Force them to cover it.
Some of the public has the active intelligence to realize how little info they really get from today's press. Illustrate the fact, constantly. I think the "educated" NPR-class is too stupid to learn, but some of the other drones on the progs' plantation can be seriously changed by hearing/seeing this pushback, for years on end.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jennifer Palmieri and Robby Mook at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (mt8X9)
Never ask why.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Drink Bud Dry.
Posted by: Insomniac
It's the only way to fly
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (1G5R8)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (89T5c)
When Leftists Attack (Getting Harrassed in the Clubhouse)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ
Posted by: not the mama at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EpAnP)
You should return your cat. It is defective.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (PeNEi)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (89UPP)
Well where's the cowbell then?
Remember the days when we had that new barrel smell?
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4)
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Put that welfare queen cat of yours back to work!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/)
Even better-- and I'm sorry Laura didn't include any of these-- is when MFM turds whine about the 'lack of civility' in modern political discourse. That one always cracks me up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (PRtT5)
Never ask why.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Drink Bud Dry.
Posted by: Insomniac
It's the only way to fly
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (1G5R
What about Rye?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Hrothgar
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Now that mew, mew, you ask, I think, mew, mew, that I might have, mew mew, a good idea, mew mew.
Posted by: A Cat in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (RIzwy)
**sobs into pillow at the sheer unfairness of it all**
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (LAe3v)
Would it politically incorrect to ask him when the last time he had some sweaty sack in his mouth?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EnKk6)
You fucking people are killing me. Pretty sure I was here commenting, or was shortly thereafter.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (8J/Te)
From study hall?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (fWLrt)
Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4)
Use the same thing I'm using. I have Bell and Howell electronic pest repellers all over the house. They don't bother cats and dogs at all. Have two in the garage. They're amazing. We have a regular pest control company, but nothing was working on spiders {{{shudder}}}. Also, they are supposed to be great at keeping out rodents.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (PY9jH)
And this is how you got Trump.
Along with some his surrogates like Scottie Nell Hughes. I first met her and her husband at a local political group in the pre-Tea Party days.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (stTTh)
Dude. That thing has never smelled new. Even when it was new it smelled of shame and ewok.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Don Q. at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (qf6WZ)
Based on some obscure meeting at Harvard(?) from which Rush played some soundbites, Kelly Anne Conway is doing just that!
The paraphrased version is "Maybe Hillary has absolutely nothing in common with average voters?"
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (HgMAr)
of the everyday citizen and once you lose that trust, it is almost
impossible to get it back.
You underestimate the willingness of people to believe people who tell them what they want to hear.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (CRotO)
Carrot chili.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (SgI6S)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (0F67M)
Carrot chili.
Posted by: rickb223
"non-toxic"
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (EnKk6)
That's totally a myth!
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: John Podesta at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (KIJKy)
No mice in the traps on the side of the garage with the electronic plug-in mouse repeller since we bought it. 1 on the other side of a 2 car garage after a couple of months.
Cat still goes into the garage looking though.
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (fWLrt)
Not only would he probably tell you, he'd regale you with stories about his mom's sex life (like he did in a recent HBO documentary, IIRC). TMI.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (NOIQH)
I am looking forward to the next four years, I really am. Given what Trump has said about the media, and how he is putting things out on his own via Youtube, etc., I think it's going to be a revelation to these folks.
Heh.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: A Cat in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (RIzwy)
The referenced cats are special snowflake flake cats and thus are NOT motivated to pursue their trade!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (KIJKy)
shit for all these years and they didn't expect a backlash? The
arrogance of these people. Now they're whining like butt hurt little
brats.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/)
They haven't experienced backlash, yet.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (P/kVC)
Cooper looks as gay as Shemp, but with some dignity.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (0F67M)
War on poverty
War on drugs
It's time for the freedom loving Americans war
War on the media
War on corrupt govt
Posted by: teej at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (JEx0Z)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (5sOEp)
Congress Issues Criminal Referral for Planned Parenthood in Texas
http://tinyurl.com/Abortion-Crim-Referral
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (EnKk6)
Hahahahaha. I like the description.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (89UPP)
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Old Blue! Good to see you here! How did your procedure go on Wednesday?
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (Zokmo)
ChiComs hardest hit.
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2016 06:54 PM (yOqwj)
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You know, I'll take that literally, I would like to see Trump break a fundamental law of the universe.
For giggles go look up what the name Donald means.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (EnKk6)
I've had OK luck with the enclosed traps that won't hurt the cat, but yeah, getting bouncy mrrpy Lydia from a rescue certainly has sorted out the mouse problem. I just wish she weren't so... enthusiastic about playing with her toys until they break.
http://tinyurl.com/ze4heoc
(trigger warning for blood and demolished mouse)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (CRotO)
And Hrothgar, I listened to the most contentious parts of that stupid Harvard forum. I think Conway was actually so shocked by the idiotic and offensive crap from the Clinton people that she actually didn't push back very well.
Challenging them to substantiate their outrageous slanders of racism - and doing it mercilessly, not letting go, and getting vituperative when they couldn't - THAT would be the right kind of pushback in that situation. Most normal press encounters would be different.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: navybrat at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (0F67M)
Shemp's Gay????
I better tell his girlfriend... and his Wife...
Posted by: Moe Howard at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (QDnY+)
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I hope he refuses to hire a Press Secretary and give zero press conferences or interviews.
F' Them ... #War.
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Coop at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (89T5c)
.........
That's when he told me: "Bli blub you."
Posted by: Don Lemon at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (8J/Te)
Thanks, oddly enough, the AoS Amazon link returns 326 hits for "Ewok repellents"!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rhomboid
__________
I want to see Trump's press secretary (Milo?) taunt the MSM.
A question from a NY Times reporter? Call on the reporter, but note that Walter Duranty was a lying commie and the Times has never returned its Pullet Surprise.
A question from CBS? Call on the reporter, but ask if they will write a fake story but with a little accuracy thrown in?
Add your own favorites.
Posted by: A Cat in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (RIzwy)
Anderson is a high class fop.
I would bet 85% of the penis Shep sips is through a hole in a Rest Room stall.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (PeNEi)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (qUNWi)
When Leftists Attack (Getting Harrassed in the Clubhouse)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ
Posted by: not the mama at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EpAnP)
Wow, just wow. I'd have had one hand on my weapon and told them they need to back off right now. Of course, I"m much older than the guy those people were harassing, but still.
I cannot believe how calm that guy was.
Posted by: Blake at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (BK3ZS)
I wish all ill will I can muster on them. I would joke about the press poll plane crashing but even I can't go there. Although keep pushing leftists and you might push that out.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (cOHS7)
No. We should completely ignore them and refuse to purchase anything from any sponsor(s) they have remaining. They should become repellent and inconsequential.
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (LNoBv)
Posted by: Furious George at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (RIzwy)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4)
another cat?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (BS8yt)
two word: salmon ladder
*sigh*
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (7qAYi)
http://tinyurl.com/Abortion-Crim-Referral
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (CS7jF)
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Thanks for that, Sharkman. That's great news.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 07:46 PM (Zokmo)
*sigh*
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (NOIQH)
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Right? I could make a spawn upstream joke but I'm too classy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:46 PM (EnKk6)
I wonder what effect it could have on LIVs if they see that message everywhere they look, like the advertising signs in "They Live".
I have it on my car, but I didn't create it and make no money from it.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (qUNWi)
I'll never forget that cvnt from CNN arguing with people at the TEA Party rally. It's soooo offense to call Barry a fascist. But not Reagan, Bush or Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Real backlash has "American Hickory" branded on the handle somewhere
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:46 PM (EnKk6)
*raises eyebrow*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (BS8yt)
That's very cool.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (CS7jF)
you weren't even born yet!
Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (JlPEQ)
Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (/O5Ax)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (89UPP)
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Don't look at me like that! I'm a product of my environment. You awful people have blasted the dew off this delicate blossom.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (HgMAr)
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The Horde has been thinking of you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (EnKk6)
*BIG GRIN*
Oh yeah.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2016 07:50 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 07:50 PM (+477D)
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (EnKk6)
I like that you created "schadenbutton" for the female version of schadenboner. You're creative like that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (JlPEQ)
LOL. My eldest was just shy of turning 2 then.
Fucker is 9 now...and may not make it to 10.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Donald Trump at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (MJkxq)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (KIJKy)
I hope he refuses to hire a Press Secretary and give zero press conferences or interviews
++++
Trump views everything through the lens of business. The media is just another industry and one that isn't worth talking to, offers nothing, has little leverage. That's also why talking to Taiwan is just like talking to yet another CEO.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (U0lQa)
Man, i used to comment in paragraphs. I just phone it in now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (0F67M)
Hopefully, Trump spokespeople will learn to yell louder than the established media to ensure "reasoned" discourse!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (wCEn4)
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The Horde has been thinking of you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (ZO497)
+++
That's right! How are you doing, Old Blue? A great success, I gather?
Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (CFc5L)
People who constantly sneer at others have deep-seated and often violent insecurity issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Why do you say that? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? What have you heard?????
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 07:52 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (BS8yt)
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Heh. Awesome ... never knew that.
"The name Donald is of Scottish origin. The meaning of Donald is 'world ruler'."
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (PY9jH)
Pro-tip: Do NOT underestimate the Eris!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (DW+jj)
Naw, it's just work-out that Arrow often does - shirtless - that, uh, showcases his fine abs and stuff...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvxdpv5BKoo
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (dkExz)
That's ok, we ignored you then too.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (UpGcq)
I like that you created "schadenbutton" for the female version of schadenboner. You're creative like that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (PY9jH)
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The news used to depress me, but now it just keeps pressin' that button!
*spins around in chair, spilling champagne*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (+477D)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/)
If my dear late mother had ever pulled me aside and said, "Let me tell you about my college threesome," I would have run screaming into the garage, closed the door, started the car, and pressed my face against the tailpipe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: not the mama at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EpAnP)
I hope this goes viral, I'm glad Scott Adams btought attention to it.
Also, I wonder whether that last guy is going to turn Republican in a few years (if he's not a closeted one already), he seemed embarrassed and annoyed at his friends.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (egK2C)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Hey... same for me. I mean, I was pure as the fcuking snow before I wandered into this landscape of iniquity.
Now look at me. Just another sin-stained Moron. Sad, really.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (U0lQa)
*spins around in chair, spilling champagne*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (EnKk6)
That ain't just champagne you're spilling.
*fetches mop*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (0mRoj)
You guys made much mock when I confessed my desire to pork Janeane Garofalo.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:55 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2016 07:55 PM (Oi5b2)
Congrats on the procedure going so well!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj)
BWAHAHAHAHAAA
All they needed was Lawrence O'Donnell begging them for a handjob.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (KIJKy)
I guess I missed where you were going through a medical procedure. I do hope whatever you had done went well and you recover quickly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:55 PM (0F67M)
I don't think I would have ever told anyone that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (89UPP)
No, no, no. I didn't mock you.
I was embarrassed for you.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (yTnCT)
But Our Betters and the Democratic Party ignored all that. Call Of History, as Olympia Snowe put it. Can't leave the First Black President without a legacy, said the Black Caucus.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (0F67M)
https://tinyurl.com/jbcggxt
Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (y3aQB)
I'd pork Judge Jeanine Pirro, and hell, she's 65. My MILFs are the young man's GMILFs.
God, I'm a sick fuck.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (dkExz)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/food/uk-pubs-map/
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (+477D)
I am sick of kissing up the China, and letting them bitch slap us just so we can get some cheap goods at Walmart and Amazon.
Enough, there are some things more important than cheap goods. Lots of other countries can produce cheap goods that won't then threaten to go to war with us over phone calls, barren rocks with no one one them, and the meaning of international waters which even the the old USSR understood.
Posted by: William Eaton at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (MuTTO)
At this point, do any of them command a big salary?
Quick - name some news anchor you trust and depend on for the latest news!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH)
I am glad he won. This has been more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (UpGcq)
http://tinyurl.com/hucxuyd
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
You know what's interesting about that thread?
There are only about 23 comments. All of the comments after that are spam.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (PRtT5)
Posted by: Dean Winchester at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (6FqZa)
Oh he's certainly got a legacy.
As a cocksmoke shitstain on the history of the country in general and the presidency in particular.
I started paying attention to politics in the 90s. I didn't think it would be possible for me to be more embarrassed by a POTUS than I was Clinton. BUT GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (89UPP)
https://tinyurl.com/jbcggxt
Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (y3aQB)
Awwww....last night she was showing Herself at a book signing in FL, and the room wasn't even a third full. And everyone getting a book signed looked to be an octogenarian.
She's going down in flames like Princess Choom Boy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (PY9jH)
I'd pork Judge Jeanine Pirro, and hell, she's 65. My MILFs are the young man's GMILFs.
God, I'm a sick fuck.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (DW+jj)
Why not both at the same time?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (ej1L0)
We, however, put NRA stickers (or any right wing sticker on our car) wear a political t-shirt or hat and we risk getting our cars vandalized, or worse, harassed in public or maybe even assaulted.
I absolutely despise these people.
Posted by: Blake at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (cJDvr)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/)
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That sounds like it went great (well, except for the part about feeling like you've been kicked, but hey). I'm so glad the surgeon was so good. You take it easy, and heal up.
If you have a moment, could you please say a prayer for Fenelon? She doesn't seem to be in this thread at the moment. She was in the hospital for 24 hours because she thought she was having a heart attack. She wasn't, but she had very elevated blood pressure. She has to do two services on Sunday and a service project tomorrow, and has to see a cardiologist next week.
So good to see you here, Old Blue - and so glad for good news.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (7qAYi)
Fixed it for you.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (egK2C)
On the plus side for Barry, by then there may be even more out-of-work, angry, dejected Hillarians who are looking for a new digital media career path.
On the plus side for the rest of us, it should be immensely interesting to see Barry's reaction to Demand meeting his Supply.
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (Om16U)
It was a kinder and gentler time.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: BCochran1981
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sez the carrot guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (ZO497)
For instance, an innocuous little story in a recent Wall Street Journal about the unexpected!(© Instapundit-all rights reserved) sharp increase in defaults in sub-prime auto loans.
16-ish paragraphs on this subject, and no explanation given as to why in hell anybody would be so stupid as to write more of these kind of loans, after the sub-prime house loan debacle?
Welps, maybe because THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT leaned on the auto loan people to give out more of these loans because minorities were being refused them at a higher rate?
Just because racism, you see. No other reason nope nope nope nope.
And we don't want to make the Obama administration look bad, because oh gee whillikers same reason! Racism!
But people, it seems, would like to have all the cogent facts in hand in order to make up their own damn minds, in lieu of having a comfy narrative spooned into their mouths.
Who'da thunk it?
Women, minorities, and The New York Times hardest hit!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (nd1zx)
I wonder if she learned anything from the experience.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (KIJKy)
MeAgain refused to go on Ted Baxter or Hannidiot to promote her book. They all despise her and she despises them now. It's like high school there.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (stTTh)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (fWLrt)
So Donald John Trump is "world ruler gracious God", hence you sometimes see "God Emporer Trump" on The Donald reddit.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (cJDvr)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (1dDS6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (CcNKG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (+477D)
Now that there is government research I can drink to!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (ZO497)
*throat punch*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (89UPP)
It's a provocative gesture for sure. Especially since China is one of, if not the biggest holder of US Treasury bonds. When the interest rate to service those bonds rises, we're gonna be in a world of hurt.
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (LNoBv)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (VdICR)
Good, let that sink into that arrogant thing. End up MSNBC or at GQ with Olberman yelling at the walls.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (cJDvr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+)
But I'd give it to Martha MacCallum, I think.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (5sOEp)
If meAgain! leaves Fox, maybe Tucker will move up a time slot.
She could up her market value considerably by donning thigh-high leather boots and a riding crop. She already has the haircut and mannerisms so it won't be much of a strain for her.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (0F67M)
He had extraordinary bad taste in women.
*sigh*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:05 PM (89UPP)
-Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/)
I'll continue to pray for your Beloved's continued comfort under His Grace.
Know that we awaited your return with good news.
Continued Blessings, good sir!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), # Free Cthulhu (T) at December 02, 2016 08:05 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:05 PM (+477D)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (sFofr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (fWLrt)
If a man wants carrots....
Oh forget it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (ej1L0)
stuff. They run a catheter up the veins in the groin into the top
portion of the heart, the atria, and cauterize the nerve endings in
there to stop them from short circuiting and causing my heart to beat
kind of out of control. The surgeon was very pleased. I am too, from
what I'm feeling right now. This has been the first day in over a year
that I haven't been aware of my heart beating in my chest. That's how it
should be.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (9iR5/)
I am so glad it went well. It's amazing how far treatment for heart issues has come.
And prayers for Fenelon. I was in her place last year, thinking I was having a heart attack. I had extremely high blood pressure. I'm on meds now, but can't stand the condescending doctor I'm seeing. All the great doctors I wanted to see are no longer taking patients, so of course I got in to see the doctor who gets some of the worst reviews.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (PY9jH)
I am sick of kissing up the China, and letting them bitch slap us just so we can get some cheap goods at Walmart and Amazon.
Years ago I was watching Chris Matthews whining that we weren't allowing China to have "FACE" which is apparently some Asian thing that WE are not allowed to have.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (Cf0i2)
She's great. Also, more Catherine Herridge - she is so good.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), # Free Cthulhu (T) at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 07:46 PM (Zokmo)
I would love it if the new Justice Department decided to go after Planned Parenthood with a vengeance.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (CS7jF)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (U0lQa)
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Good point. Need to get used to and work at putting his decisions and actions into the context of a businessman ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (39g3+)
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Agreed. This is a great collection. Even if it makes my bp go up to read/watch.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (0F67M)
Lmao
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 02, 2016 08:08 PM (cJDvr)
Rock on, Laura! If you played the bass guitar, you'd fit right in. They all have 'em.
Heavy damn things, bass guitars.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2016 08:08 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: BCochran1981
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Thanks, man. Saved me from the chili.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:08 PM (PY9jH)
Lisa is very easy on the eyes, but I think she's not that bright.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 08:09 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Hey... same for me. I mean, I was pure as the fcuking snow before I wandered into this landscape of iniquity.
Now look at me. Just another sin-stained Moron. Sad, really.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (ZO497)
Sadder, but Wiser?
Posted by: Don Q. at December 02, 2016 08:09 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (CS7jF)
I'd like to see the Texas case open up the PP operation for the world to see them as the body parts harvesting, DNC money laundering organization that it is.
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at December 02, 2016 08:09 PM (LNoBv)
What's the story on Fenelon? I have very intermittent access to the internet here at the asylum.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:10 PM (wCEn4)
http://churchpop.com/2016/05/09/ first-muslim-miss-usa-winner-becomes-catholic/
Remove the space
Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2016 08:10 PM (/klSD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:10 PM (wCEn4)
bluebell just said up-thread that she was in the hospital thinking she was having a heart attack, but it was very high blood pressure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (U0lQa)
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Good point. Need to get used to and work at putting his decisions and actions into the context of a businessman ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (mt8X9)
If you want a better deal with Coke, you talk to Pepsi...
Duh....
Posted by: Don Q. at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (qf6WZ)
She was wearing a triangle hat we purchased in Williamsburg and got "interviewed" by a local political talk radio show. The host made some kiddy small talk with her about how cute she was and such and at the end he asked her if she had something to tell the politicians out there listening. Without missing a beat or coaching from me she said "Stop spending my money!".
I've been really proud of her many times over the years, but I'm not sure anything will ever top that moment. Daddy's little girl, then and forever!
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:12 PM (3a1DM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH)
Hope she's ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:12 PM (92kX2)
For your delectation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (EnKk6)
No need to click on link. I just read it and threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH)
Same damn thing happened with my mom early this year. Scary as hell.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
****
Glad she is ok.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (hVdx9)
The next one being the road rage shooting in Texas, showing wonderful glowing pics of the dead black footballer, the blonde white shooter shown sitting next to the car.
Then local channel 7 goes with the lady hospital doc, an anesthesiologist, who resigned for a tweet she did a while back saying about Mooch: "monkey-face" and "ebonics." They editorialize the story saying this is the first of many more to come.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (PeNEi)
Thanks, Fenelon is a very special person, so my prayers will include her immediately!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH)
================
Me!
Posted by: The Love Child of Dan Rather and Brian Williams at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH)
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Yes, Hrothgar - see my post at 194. j
She was on a couple of threads ago and told us about it, that's how I know. Both grammie and I were hoping she could find someone to take the church services for her on Sunday, but she says there is no one. So I know she'll appreciate all the prayers.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (Zokmo)
But I'd give it to Martha MacCallum, I think.
****
MacCallum or, preferably, Trish Regan
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (+477D)
It's fun.
I can't wait for inauguration day. At the office, I think I will pass out fruit punch in paper cups with the presidential seal on it and put Fox News up on the big monitor.
Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (Wdipr)
The next one being the road rage shooting in Texas, showing wonderful glowing pics of the dead black footballer, the blonde white shooter shown sitting next to the car.
Then local channel 7 goes with the lady hospital doc, an anesthesiologist, who resigned for a tweet she did a while back saying about Mooch: "monkey-face" and "ebonics." They editorialize the story saying this is the first of many more to come.
Posted by: the littl shyning man
****
Good. People LOVE being scolded.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (KIJKy)
Everything the JEF has done while in office has negatively impacted my life in some way. Glad he will be leaving soon.
Also very glad to have an extremely Alpha Male coming into the White House.
He's gonna kick somebody's ass.
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq)
If you want a better deal with Coke, you talk to Pepsi...
Duh....
Posted by: Don Q. at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (qf6
+++
I found a fiendish bottle of Pepsi in my refrigerator. I forgot I brought it home on Thanksgiving when we were divvying up the leftovers and beverages. So now every time I open the door, I look at it with scorn.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Warden at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (FmCfS)
I've been really proud of her many times over the years, but I'm not sure anything will ever top that moment. Daddy's little girl, then and forever!
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:12 PM (3a1DM)
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That is so awesome!
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:12 PM (3a1DM)
Sounds like you have done a great job raising her! Congrats.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (PY9jH)
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So it's almost like experiencing it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (PeNEi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (+477D)
I will snatch that tail right off you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (89UPP)
But I'd give it to Martha MacCallum, I think.
****
MacCallum or, preferably, Trish Regan
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (SEXy3)
Sandra Smith
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (KIJKy)
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Well, I'll take any payers, sure, but the prayers are for Fenelon, not me
.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (+477D)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Warden at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (FmCfS)
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Seconded. And I really like your posts too, Warden. Very thoughtful.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: bluebell
****
Save Fenelon!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (KP5rU)
They're all worthless except for mine?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (auHtY)
I think it's time we drop that stale joke about Cochran's chili and find some new thing to slander him with.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (GdgAM)
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It'll run a 24x7 loop on the merits of, and need to, immediately repeal the 22nd Amendment.
[Forget Supply and Demand -- it'll be funded by the Soetoro Global Initiative ...]
Barry 2020!!!
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (KIJKy)
Is this what is known as a 'whisper campaign'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (92kX2)
A question from CBS? Call on the reporter, but ask if they will write a fake story but with a little accuracy thrown in?
Add your own favorites.
Posted by: A Cat in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (RIzwy)
Naw, for the NYT always refer to the reporter being from the Carlos Slim Personal Blog.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (J70i0)
****
Not a fan. It's not that she's bad, but she can't hold my attention for five minutes.
Trish Regan is smart, sharp, and doesn't pull punches. She's like a female Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (SEXy3)
I swear I've been reading all the comments (except Cochran's) so I don't know how I missed it! Thanks for the reference!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (EnKk6)
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I'm just really sorry that Carrot Man left the sidebar. I loved his maniacal orange smile.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (+477D)
"Plus, I know you've funneled a lot of money into Democrat election coffers through factors like Buddhist monks and other cut-outs. That didn't buy ME, buddy, no matter that we all look alike to you."
"I know that my predecessor what's-his-name started letting our nuke store decay, well, I just did a PERSONAL walk-and-count my own self, and we've STILL got plenty of bottled sunshine well within its sell-by date that nobody in their right mind would yank that particular chain."
"So, whaddya gonna do? Stop dumping cheap steel over here? Cut off Wal-Mart from all your cheesy Made-With-Pride-In-China-By-Happy-Slave-Labor garbage?"
"Talk to your accountants. You need me more than I need you, bozo. And, have a nice day!"
Posted by: Donald Trump, Author Of Art Of The Deal. Bitch! at December 02, 2016 08:20 PM (nd1zx)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:20 PM (KIJKy)
He's going to get a real job?
Oh hahahahaha!
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:20 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (EnKk6)
You need to set a higher bar for yourself!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (+477D)
Why not slathering slander?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Warden
ditto.
and to you too Warden.
ALL the current cobs kick ass.
Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (JlPEQ)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (Zokmo)
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I loved Carrot Man!
Cochran, can you use your influence to put him back on the sidebar?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (EnKk6)
He's going to get a real job?
Oh hahahahaha!
Posted by: ALH
****
It will be broadcasting gay male porn 24x7.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (hVdx9)
Ahhhh....glad to be back amongst the Horde.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (q177U)
Cochran, can you use your influence to put him back on the sidebar?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (EnKk6)
*stares warily at you people*
The heck is Carrot Man?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (EnKk6)
"So, whaddya gonna do? Cut off Wal-Mart from all your cheesy Made-With-Pride-In-China-By-Happy-Slave-Labor garbage?"
THAT'S what would cause riots.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:24 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (89UPP)
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Well, I just assumed it was a portrait of you. No?
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:24 PM (Zokmo)
Obama has never worked a day in his life and he's not about to start now; however, a media start-up is a great way to channel some slush fund money into his coffers so he can continue to live the good life!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:25 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Hank at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (x6cp9)
Posted by: Warden at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (FmCfS)
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Seconded. And I really like your posts too, Warden. Very thoughtful.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (Zokmo)
Yes, Warden, I saw the Scopes Trial post earlier while I was at work. Very interesting, and there was a lot I didn't know about the trial and the movie.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (sdi6R)
And then I remembered Napoleon Dynamite's dance number.
Not that they were alike, mind you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:24 PM (Z56vq)
I pretty much abandoned all social media online stuff for a good long while. I got tired of being yelled at and called names.
Add to that the shoulder surgery in mid September....
AtC was telling me earlier this week that the Horde was in fine form and very chill post election, so I decided to reenter the world. Plus I was bored and missed you assholes.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (QDnY+)
Obama has never worked a day in his life and he's not about to start now; however, a media start-up is a great way to channel some slush fund money into his coffers so he can continue to live the good life!
Posted by: Hrothgar
****
He'll finally get that gold plated glory hole Reggie has always wanted.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (hVdx9)
Carter, you Il Douche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (92kX2)
I remain convinced there is NO other site with an equivalent complement of blogmasters (and commenters)!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (wCEn4)
I still don't know what the hell is going on here. Is this some kind of twilight zone?
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (Zv93s)
Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (a62hT)
The heck is Carrot Man?
Posted by: BCochran1981
http://tinyurl.com/zfhn33o
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (IqV8l)
I do not understand "carrot man." Will some kind moron enlighten me?
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (89UPP)
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He was the antagonist du jour on the olde sci fi show Lost In Space. I remember seeing this episode as a kid and thinking the show had really gone to hell in a handbag:
http://lostinspace.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Vegetable_Rebellion
It was the "Spock's Brain" of Lost in Space (not that a jock like you would get that reference wither).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (EnKk6)
Breitbart became exactly what Andrew thought it would. A huge political force to rival the MSM.
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (Z56vq)
Heh. It would be Soros and someone like Podesta starting a media company and Obama being the ceremonial CEO.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (NOIQH)
And then I remembered Napoleon Dynamite's dance number.
Not that they were alike, mind you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (PY9jH)
HAHAHAHA. There's 3 of them up on youtube from the last 3 years. I'm actually rehearsing for this year's which is in a couple weeks. This year? This year I'm front and center. I'm the lead.
*preens*
Yes, there will be video and I will make sure to link it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (89UPP)
Well, I mean, we'd still do it, we'd just feel a little guilty about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Hank at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (x6cp9)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (Zv93s)
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (Z56vq)
Mine especially!
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (GUBah)
Heh. It would be Soros and someone like Podesta starting a media company and Obama being the ceremonial CEO.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (NOIQH)
I'm sure they would give him a nice office. Maybe REAL marble columns this time.
And a train set in the corner for Joey to play with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (IqV8l)
That's only slightly horrifying.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (9n0dl)
defualt on each and every bond held by a communist (including "American" citizen leftists).
communists don't believe in money...or so they say
Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (swEzU)
They will not recover from their ass kicking.
I am waiting for a CNN reporter's kid to come home and ask his daddy why he works for a bunch of lying cocksuckers.
It will happen
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (GUBah)
*types*
*deletes*
Some things really should just be reserved for the Memorial Day ONT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (xVuS6)
AtC was telling me earlier this week that the Horde was in fine form
and very chill post election, so I decided to reenter the world. Plus I
was bored and missed you assholes.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP)
We've missed you, too. How is the shoulder? Husband had surgery to repair a botched surgery two years ago, back in October right after the hurricane. The surgeon said the bones in his right hand are "mush" and it may never heal, whatever the hell that means. He's been having to sleep sitting up in a chair ever since, with his arm in this thing that keeps his hand above his heart. Last night his shoulder spasmed something awful. Doc says it will be months before he is "kind of" healed.
Hope you and he get much better really, really soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (Zv93s)
Shhhh, don't give him ideas, he's still got more than six weeks of power!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:32 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (M3DRt)
Ha! Carrot Top is a huge fan.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 08:32 PM (sFofr)
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:32 PM (Zv93s)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:32 PM (Zokmo)
Hhillary will never be president.
Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (a62hT)
It's the ongoing, jaw-dropping display of stupidity and arrogance by people who, for reasons passing understanding, have access to a mic and TV.
Limbaugh has been playing some of these clips since the election. It's truly stunning stuff. And a reminder of what we're up against. The country will only be OK somewhat despite itself, best as I can tell. Ignorance and stupidity somehow became huge assets in our civic culture when I wasn't looking.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (R2dMB)
http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2016/12/david-gergen-calls-trump-son-bitch
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (OkKDg)
I am waiting for a CNN reporter's kid to come home and ask his daddy why he works for a bunch of lying cocksuckers.
Oh my.
Posted by: George Takei at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:34 PM (+477D)
But now I do shameful things with pudding.
Thanks, I guess...
Posted by: The Bloob at December 02, 2016 08:34 PM (v8aCN)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (Zv93s)
'Bout time you showed up. Fuckin slacker. Damn glad you're here again.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (LNoBv)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (KIJKy)
Odd, I don't remember any of those clips. Either I am showing early signs of dementia, or I turned my TV off in 2009.
Could be both.
Posted by: Charlie at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (pCXvH)
http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2016/12/david-gergen-calls-trump-son-bitch
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (OkKDg)
my my my someone is all butt hurt
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (auHtY)
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That is so awesome!
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (Zokmo)
Always tried to keep her involved and learning the countries history.
2015 was a banner year. She got to shake Ben Carson's hand at a book signing, walk through protesters screaming obscenities via bullhorn in her way to hear our President-Elect speak during the primaries and meet Ted Cruz at a speech at a local high school. Ted especially liked her homemade doll of the Grinch in a pink Hillary coat (fashioned after his Timeless Christmas Classics commercial "The Grinch Whom Lost Her Emails).
I took her classmate to all of those events as well and promised them both that they had just heard/met the future President of the United States. I'm very happy the election didn't make a liar out of me.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (3a1DM)
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (39g3+)
Love that show and character even though I think they only aired a handful of episodes. Even funnier I was describing to a spanish friend the show and he said, "Oh, yes we had that in Spain too!" And I replied "But wow, the spanish waiter was the but of every joke. I wouldn't think it would be very well received". So he told me in Spain the waiter was a dumb italian and everybody loved it!
Posted by: bananaDream at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (Ag8Mw)
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (Zv93s)
I think standing at the door, shirtless and oiled up might be a turn off for some. Of course, maybe that is the 'mode'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: torabora
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For a $1000 Hillary fans can smell Huma's breath after she "spends time with Hillary".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (hVdx9)
That was always seared into my memory.
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (Z56vq)
I'm looking forward to this year's video. Your daughters are adorable, and have weaponized cuteness, in a good way.
Let's have that shoulder heal already.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
So I guess Trump didn't use any KY when he stuck his dick up Gergen's ass and he is still butt hurt?
What a dickhead.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (1G5R8)
How tragic that globalism is now dead!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (r/0kC)
Posted by: Commissar M at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (vcIHi)
(Newsbusters)
You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (PY9jH)
Those orange bits in the chili aren't carrots, they're habanero's baby!
Habaneros have babies?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Oi5b2)
Hope you and he get much better really, really soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (PY9jH)
I had a torn labrum. Also once they got in there they saw a bunch of scar tissue on my rotator cuff, so they went ahead and took care of that. Plus they cut some muscle leading from my shoulder over into my chest because it was "really tight". Annnnnd of course it also appears that I'm rocking some Frozen Shoulder. Yay diabetes.
I hope he gets to feeling better.
How's D'Oh Boy?
I was in PT yesterday and there was a girl on the next table over. Recovering from a torn ACL. My PT was working on her too. "Hey, how goes the enlistment thing?" "They won't let me enlist until 12 months post surgery. No matter what." "But at 12 months you're good? You're enlisting in the Marines?" "Yeah"
Me "I don't mean to be nosey, but why the Marines?"
She looks me dead in the eye, half shrug, "Duty, Loyalty, Honor, Country."
That got her a fist bump.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Globalism at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (zLDYs)
'Cause it's not going to be Hillary!!!!!
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: liberal Gargamel at December 02, 2016 08:40 PM (rH4JY)
Time runs together.
Now that I think about it, some of that had to spill over until early this year as well.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (3a1DM)
I'm almost thinking I may have to get directv again!
Nah...
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: liberal Gargamel at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (rH4JY)
http://tinyurl.com/go6ear6
Fcuking Yankees.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (LNoBv)
Ha! Thank you sir!
370 Speaking of pudding, has Gushka been around?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9)
I was talking with her last night. I'll see if I can get her to come say hello on the ONT.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Conor T. Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:42 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:42 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9)
I was talking with her last night. I'll see if I can get her to come say hello on the ONT.
Posted by: BCochran1981
****
As long as she's ok. That's all that matters. So many people getting sick and injured lately.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (+477D)
Posted by: The Bloob at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (v8aCN)
(Newsbusters)
You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (PY9jH)
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It's even worse than you can imagine:
"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Barbie film centers on Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she learns to cherish her uniqueness."
Can't they leave anything alone? Must everything be a lecture?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM
I saw a split screen of Conway and Palmieri. told J look at that and tell me which one is the Dem if you didn't know. She laughed and laughed.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (M3DRt)
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Love Widespread Panic. Started listening to a local blues radio station a few years ago (they used to be FM Pirates) and have been turned on to some great stuff ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (EnKk6)
Go ahead and hack up that furball. You"ll feel better.
There ya go!
Poor little She-Wolf. >Tickles behind the ears
Chew your food slowly, don't gulp next time.
Posted by: Woodstock Nation at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (uz/Pv)
Nip Sip, if we kick the UN out of the US, can we get the people of Amherst, MA to go as well?
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (FQKBL)
Nice idea. Make them take ALL of MA, including Harvard and The Patriots.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (NbJXF)
You're telling me?
The good thing is with a shitty memory the last 8 years went by as quickly as possible.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Anna Puma
****
(clutches chest until the pain passes) I'm getting my guns...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (89UPP)
Bro, we still have a lot of damn good people in this country. Gives me hope, it does!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (EnKk6)
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No. Yes.
I think we'll all put this one on the must-miss list, mmm?
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (Zokmo)
I was in PT yesterday and there was a girl on the next table over.
Recovering from a torn ACL. My PT was working on her too. "Hey, how goes
the enlistment thing?" "They won't let me enlist until 12 months post
surgery. No matter what." "But at 12 months you're good? You're
enlisting in the Marines?" "Yeah"
Me "I don't mean to be nosey, but why the Marines?"
She looks me dead in the eye, half shrug, "Duty, Loyalty, Honor, Country."
That got her a fist bump.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (89UPP)
Good for her!
D'oh Boy has one more year at university, staying very busy as fundraising chair for his student veterans' group, and was just elected as an office of the school's new Rotaract organization. He misses the Marines, but his back injury still bothers him something fierce.
He trolled his dad's liberal family on the Christmas Wish List this week with this gem:
"I'd like a nice three point sling for my AR-15. Ever since I put the grenade launcher on it, the one point just won't do."
Brought a tear to my eye.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
You mean she's providing the voice for an animated feature? Because I can't think of any other way this makes sense.
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:42 PM (NbJXF)
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Nah - have to maintain my anonymity. Secret Weasel Stuff, you know.
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Woodstock Nation at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (uz/Pv)
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*spits out red hoodie*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (EnKk6)
Big anniversary for the Krug Man today. 15 years ago today his former employer filed for bankruptcy, the largest one in American history.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (wCEn4)
We got to talking and she's got a ton of military in her fam, but she's pumped because she'll be the first marine.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (89UPP)
Those orange bits in the chili aren't carrots, they're habanero's baby!
Habaneros have babies?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Oi5b2)
Yes. Yes they do. They are called "Trinidad Scorpions".
Posted by: jwb7605 at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Gargamel and his cat at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (+477D)
Obviously, I don't have to ask if you are doing well!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (wCEn4)
And Hrothgar, I listened to the most contentious parts of that stupid
Harvard forum. I think Conway was actually so shocked by the idiotic and
offensive crap from the Clinton people that she actually didn't push
back very well.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM
I agree, she was incredulous at the accusation and the insanity of Hillary's spoiled brat losers.
I was sort of in shock too. They really believe that shit? Sad.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (PY9jH)
Yeah so does the wife Jane, and what she doesn't she just makes up and states with utter confidence and commitment.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (APrym)
Posted by: Woodstock Nation at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (uz/Pv)
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*spits out red hoodie*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes
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Thank you! Always hated that little b*tch.
I'll toss you a live bunny when you feel better.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (89UPP)
She sure sounds like Marine material!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (wCEn4)
https://tinyurl.com/hdvzxg8
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
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Heh. The only improvement would be him wearing a Hanfu or other traditional Chinese costume ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (mt8X9)
"I'd like a nice three point sling for my AR-15. Ever since I put the grenade launcher on it, the one point just won't do."
Brought a tear to my eye.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
Hahahahahahaha. Love that man. Good stuff.
I loved being able to get that gift card stuff together for him. The Horde came through big time. A bunch of assholes, but we take care of our own.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Smurf Gibson at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (OkKDg)
Me, Belicek & Brady support Trump.
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (jw2Xw)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (M3DRt)
Big loser in this election though was that guy Obama nominated for SCOTUS.
Garlic Maryland or whatever his name is must really be feeling blue about now. I hope they reimburse him for his time spent in D.C.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (KP5rU)
Fist bump from the Horde for D'oh Boy!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (Zokmo)
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Hi bluebell!
Sort of - I went out a couple of weekends ago for fun and did a little shooting. Actually heading over to the range in Delaware for a little recreational shooting in the morning with a couple of WWI era rifles. No matches yet - probably not until spring, the season is kind of over.
How's things?
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (jw2Xw)
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You always have to assume a Moron carveout. At least, that's what they tell me, living so close to DC, when people say they want to nuke it into orbit.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (Zokmo)
But first, you will blue me.
Posted by: Smurf Gibson
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Gaahhhhh!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:50 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: Picric at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (s0VSd)
I laughed so hard it almost freaked out the dog!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (M3DRt)
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Dame Judy Dench?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (jw2Xw)
They can stay. Panthers could use them. We suck.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (rH4JY)
http://tinyurl.com/h8d6bvh
Posted by: The Bloob at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (v8aCN)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (wCEn4)
Hope I run into her again. Love to talk to her for a bit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (89UPP)
I'm glad you're able to shoot the rifles again, and hope everything is healing as it should. Sounds like it is, if you got the okay.
You did get the okay. Right????
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (Zokmo)
Trump has discovered the secret recipe for destroying the media.
Do not engage.
Go around them. Rallies, Youtube, Twitter.
Let them stew. Let them twist. Let them whine and moan and kvetch. Let them choke on their own frustration.
Let the mean little SJW bitches find another prom date.
Andrew said it. Trump does it.
Fuck you. War.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (zu88C)
Hahahahahahaha. Love that man. Good stuff.
I loved being able to get that gift card stuff together for him. The
Horde came through big time. A bunch of assholes, but we take care of
our own.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (89UPP)
He loves you and the Horde. Has the certificate you gave him framed and on the wall of his apartment. He's a true "moron" at heart, but I can't get him to post here. I'm sure it's because MOMMMMM is here. *sigh* Occasionally he'll say, "Mom, tell the guys at Ace ___________" and I tell him to do so himself. Maybe someday he'll show up, and I'll slink away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (PY9jH)
Just how badly did Hillary Clinton fail? In a nation of 3,142 counties, parishes, and boroughs, Hillary Clinton won less than 500 of them
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 08:53 PM (1G5R8)
I sent that to the political writer at the local paper and his editors.
Suggested them make a poster of it. They were not amused.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:53 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:53 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (M3DRt)
Adorable little 7 yr old girl is in the tree stand with her Daddy and gets her first deer.
The jaw drop and grin and running in place is just cute as it can be.
http://tinyurl.com/jeg8nbc
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (PY9jH)
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Nope
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (Zokmo)
Constitutional Carry Bill HB 375 Filed in Texas
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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We have it in AZ. It's pretty darned nice.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (KP5rU)
Oh, yeah. She actually collapsed at the voting booth voting for Hillary (I kid you not), due to dehydration, it turns out. Went home the next morning.
If it's not one thing, it's another.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (M3DRt)
Laura Dern (Aunt Avis)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (sFofr)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (PY9jH)
Oh wow. I'm honored, and pleased, he liked it and kept it.
He's Horde. He's always welcome here. But yeah, I get why he might not be super comfortable posting.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (M3DRt)
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Well of course that's Angelina, unless Judy had a wilder past than we know of.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan
****
Billy Bob Thornton.
She was very nutty back in the day. She has mellowed some since then. She's still not sane tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP)
Thing is, we still like to yell at you and call you names. Welcome back!
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (Zokmo)
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Sure did, but it will be short lived I'm afraid. Stocking up on Klondikes in preparation for a little foot procedure next Friday that will have me flailing around on crutches for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (Z56vq)
That Trump won? Yes.
That Hillary lost? FUCK NO.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (89UPP)
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So, lots of hots chicks, and Schumer.
BTW, she's proof of ugly behavior making people ugly. She's be pretty were it not for being so stinking stupid and hateful.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (+477D)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (nvMvs)
*snort*
Thanks.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (89UPP)
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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It's still alive? Holy crap. We used 5 pounds of c-4 on that thing.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (Sfs6o)
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Oh no.
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it goes well and heals quickly. You've got to cut this stuff out, my friend.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (Zokmo)
https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/joy-and-pain
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (+477D)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (Zokmo)
481 Think we'll ever get tired of gloating?
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (Z56vq)
NO
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 09:00 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 09:00 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (M3DRt)
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Arec Bardwin?
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 09:01 PM (mt8X9)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 09:01 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (SEXy3)
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I agree. It's her horrid personality and "look at me!" and all the rest that make her so distasteful.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 09:01 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 09:02 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (Zokmo)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9)
Don't know. I've been in my bunk since those pictures on election night.
I'm looking forward to the next pudding-worthy event.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: BCochran1981
To tell you the truth, I can overlook the name calling. It's the exclusion from games that really was a dealbreaker for me. Did they let you continue to play games?
Posted by: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (SEXy3)
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I agree. It's her horrid personality and "look at me!" and all the rest that make her so distasteful.
Posted by: bluebell
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Bingo. And I find her repulsive, not merely distasteful.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (PRtT5)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (qUNWi)
Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only
to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland
for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she
learns to cherish her uniqueness."
Oh, boy! Sounds like more box office gold!
Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (qJhUV)
Oh yeah. Pictures. Homemade campaign signs. Homemade t-shirts. Homemade hats. She made it all and its stored away for posterity. My favorite were the "Trump America" hats she made with press on, gold-glitter decals (think "Vote for Pedro" style).
Smart, creative kid with a mind for what's right.
I loved listening to her friend and her recapping the political arguments from school on the way home carpooling. Apparently there are SJW in the 5th grade too!
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (3a1DM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 09:05 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 09:05 PM (Zokmo)
An excellent piece. Except you forgot to say FVCK YOU!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (voOPb)
Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only
to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland
for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she
learns to cherish her uniqueness."
Oh, boy! Sounds like more box office gold!
Posted by: tu3031
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I guess they are hoping that the target audience will be of low enough IQ to buy the BS preaching.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4)
Stainless shot. But you have to move in a few yards closer as it loses velocity faster than lead.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (FC7Jy)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi)
The best thing she did in the Bond movies was die
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (auHtY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP)
And hey, you managed to do it without needing a day long pity party and ego stroking!
Good job!
Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (bMG0w)
So you're Bigfoot?
Posted by: eleven
Some people with big feet identify as little feet. They are transpedal.
Who are you to judge, you racist?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 02, 2016 09:08 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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(farts into barrel then throws down green Brillo pad)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 09:08 PM (hVdx9)
That little girl is adorable. I like the finger control over the trigger. She was trained very well. And only seven. wow.
Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2016 09:09 PM (a62hT)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:10 PM (M3DRt)
I shot off about Laura Dern off the top of my head because I thought Avis may have been released on a single LP. Thinkng trick question.
Damn good time guaranteed at those live shows.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 09:10 PM (sFofr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (PY9jH)
Madame Mayhem's son posts pretty regularly as Spawn as Mayhem so its not something out of the ordinary.
Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 09:11 PM (bMG0w)
*spins around in chair, spilling champagne*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:53
That ain't just champagne you're spilling.
*fetches mop*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:54
LMFAO, ty Insomniac
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 09:11 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (zLDYs)
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Nice side arm. Im partial toc1911s,. But I woulnt kick a p220 ou of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:13 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: butthead at December 02, 2016 09:14 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (M3DRt)
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Paul McCartney's Martha?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (bpfzP)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (x3uSY)
Not particularly looking forward to waking up afterwards.
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:16 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (zLDYs)
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Nice side arm. Im partial toc1911s,. But I woulnt kick a p220 ou of bed for eating crackers.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe)
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Absolutely recommended! I have a bunch of Sigs, including the P220, and like them all. So much so I went to NH and took their armorer's course.
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 09:18 PM (Sfs6o)
The title, as you might imagine, was misleading, as the conversation why people incorrectly mistrusted government and where the misconception came from.
Feeling like I got bait and switched, I still suffered through it. One thing that stood out back then in the conversation was that while people in general had a negative approval rating of generic "Congress", they all had favorable views of "their congressman".
It was pointed out that people were opposed to wasteful spending, but that no one thought the federal government spending in their state was wasteful or superfluous.
We vote for them because the promise to bring home the bacon and no one gets re-elected on the platform of "I cut the federal funding to our state by 20% last year!"
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 09:18 PM (3a1DM)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 02, 2016 09:21 PM (UwMHj)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (M3DRt)
Randomly saw his last show in Cedar Rapids after Red Rocks. Was there the first show right after he died at Fiddlers Green when JB sang Dont Be Denied as a tribute the second night, not a dry eye in the place.
It's a fucking miracle The Boys are still together playing, as was Houser's dying wish. So talented.
Enjoy Nashville!
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 09:22 PM (sFofr)
*fap* *fap*
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 02, 2016 09:26 PM (rH4JY)
Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only
to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland
for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she
learns to cherish her uniqueness."
Oh, boy! Sounds like more box office gold!
Posted by: tu3031
I think that was the plot of "Enchanted", but the characters were attractive and the lead could sing. I've seen Schumer only in ads. Don't think she can carry a movie.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 02, 2016 09:27 PM (UwMHj)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:31 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2016 09:43 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: gAlways Late at December 02, 2016 10:06 PM (jGj0w)
Hmmm. I rather like this list...
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (FVYNb)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 02, 2016 10:54 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Flyboy at December 03, 2016 12:06 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK)
I'd forgotten several things LauraW mentioned like the Gibson raid and the government screwing the GM bond holders. I hate the media, but I remembered none of the perfect examples of exactly why I hate them that are given in this post.
Posted by: Ironwood at December 03, 2016 06:47 AM (WLOZI)
Posted by: Mad hatter at December 03, 2016 07:27 AM (g6vtR)
Posted by: RM at December 03, 2016 10:41 AM (U3LtS)
Posted by: ohiovoter at December 03, 2016 11:30 AM (GBD60)
Posted by: Deserttrek at December 03, 2016 01:36 PM (+0cGJ)
Watching those two dudes (Maddow and Cox) laugh their little squee laughs at the tea partyers from years ago, and choking back my rage at the constant sophomoric, public ridicule heaped on TP's, and now knowing that the movement grew until TRUMP!, the depths of their despair must be at the bottom of a bottomless pit at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
I smile and sleep, deeply, the sleep of the immeasurable contented soul.
First they ignore you.
Then they ridicule you
Then they fight you.
Then you win.
TRUMP! is Ghandi!
Posted by: Flapjack at December 03, 2016 01:46 PM (Rm2TZ)
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John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)