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Loyola University Snowflakes Demand "America"-Themed Party Be Changed to Something Less "Divisive"
As @sonnybunch remarked: "you stupid assholes."
Sums it up.In the wake of Donald Trump's victory, some students and administrators at Loyola University Maryland aren't feeling very American anymore. As a result, they put pressure on the student-government to change its "America" theme party for seniors to something less "alienating, divisive, and harmful." The theme was chosen last summer, long before Trump captured the White House. But the morning after Election Day, some students immediately began re-thinking the theme. According to The Daily Caller, one female student told Loyola's Student Government Association that she felt like "a victim of horrible hate words," and expected to be re-traumatized at the party. The university administration intervened as well, pressuring SGA to change course. "None of it is positive and it sounds very alienating, divisive and harmful," said Executive Vice President Susan Donovan in an email.She means the idea of a party about America, not the complaints of professional layabouts and malcontents.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:23 PM (pyZce)
Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2016 12:24 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 12:24 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Inogame at November 22, 2016 12:25 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 22, 2016 12:25 PM (gTUFV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 12:25 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: ballistic at November 22, 2016 12:26 PM (oMpBy)
Horrible hate words! Not nice hate words -- horrible ones!
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 12:26 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 22, 2016 12:26 PM (pyZce)
Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2016 12:26 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: lolhamilton at November 22, 2016 12:26 PM (frWBY)
That idea can't poll well.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:26 PM (xeeHA)
Ha. Their version of celebrating America is only when a Leftist is in power is it worthy of celebration. Not the rights given in the Constitution, not the words in the Declaration of Independence, not the exceptional nature of the American Dream. Just their stupid feeelz about the great vagicide of the land.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2016 12:27 PM (ODxAs)
These people should be in insane asylums, not university.
Posted by: Ripley at November 22, 2016 12:27 PM (1BQGO)
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 12:28 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2016 12:24 PM (VndSC)
Might as well end the thread right now, this is the winner.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 22, 2016 12:28 PM (TvRzA)
Posted by: Ripley
Wait -- there's a difference?
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 12:28 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Democrats at November 22, 2016 12:29 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 22, 2016 12:29 PM (ar2KI)
Posted by: Cold Reality at November 22, 2016 12:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ripley at November 22, 2016 12:27 PM (1BQGO)
They are in insane asylums! Universities have been reduced to holding pens for these nuts where they can be indoctrinated into the proper groupthink.
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 22, 2016 12:29 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2016 12:30 PM (qf6WZ)
I heard recently someone saying the problem for Democrats this past erection cycle was too much transgender.
Yes. Keep banging that drum. And safe spaces on kollej campi, and manbuns and murses.
All of it. Keep it up, left. You'll be sure to win over more voters. They're out there... on the fringe. Just waiting to be wooed.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2016 12:30 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2016 12:30 PM (2Mnv1)
These pussies will never be competitive.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:30 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 22, 2016 12:30 PM (ODxAs)
Perhaps the college President should warn these "students" that their activities could get them kicked out and a visit from the DOJ/ After all Obama and Holder have set the precedent now.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 22, 2016 12:30 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 12:31 PM (jBuUi)
As Al Pacino remarked: "...you fucking cunt..."
Posted by: Corona at November 22, 2016 12:31 PM (xVq5B)
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 22, 2016 12:31 PM (e2Rx3)
My willowed comment:
"Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 22, 2016 12:17 PM (Nox3c)"
Judging by how she looked when she gave her concession speech, she knows this too well. And it is killing her.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Days of Rage and Tears Black Friday Sale at The Outrage Outlet! at November 22, 2016 12:31 PM (hLRSq)
As a general proposition, I avoid parties that make me feel that way. Just a thought.
Posted by: pep at November 22, 2016 12:32 PM (NrQPT)
When student has to convince a bank officer that the career field with that degree will allow them to repay the loan many of the crap "studies" programs will wither away on their own.
Would be students who can't make a case to get a loan and have to work and save for a year or 2 to begin college and prove themselves good loan candidates or have to work while attending college will get a good dose of common sense which will partly immunize them from marxist professors.
Posted by: PaleRider with link to the funeral expense fund for SMFH's Carl at November 22, 2016 12:32 PM (Jen0I)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:32 PM (Waim4)
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:32 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 12:33 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:33 PM (Waim4)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 22, 2016 12:33 PM (0T+zz)
I offer the alternative theory that college is a self-selection method for dipshits to avoid employment for four to seven years and choose further indoctrination instead. Progtards get degrees; Americans get jobs and get productive.
Starting with my own wretched, infernal alma mater.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 12:33 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Poll troll at November 22, 2016 12:33 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:34 PM (Waim4)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 12:34 PM (2ET9R)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 12:34 PM (1H9ox)
But, I never dreamed it could sound this good!!
It is the finest music, the sweetest melody, the most soaring crescendo, the most deep and moving lyrics I've ever heard.
I need to move forward with my plan to install a loudspeaker in my truck in order to drive around and troll:
"Attention Students: Hillary Clinton will NEVER be President!"
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 22, 2016 12:35 PM (e2Rx3)
http://tinyurl.com/ju76ual
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 22, 2016 12:35 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:35 PM (Waim4)
Another Grim Milestone.
Posted by: Max Power at November 22, 2016 12:35 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 12:35 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:36 PM (Waim4)
These pussies will never be competitive.
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Ha ha. That's what I think. Its also looking pretty good for my kids.
Posted by: SH at November 22, 2016 12:36 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 12:36 PM (1H9ox)
Try this with your wife sometime. "Honey, I really love you. Not as you are, of course, but as you could be, if only you started listening to me on everything."
Your wife may not consider this to be love.
Posted by: Ted K at November 22, 2016 12:37 PM (seSmy)
she felt like "a victim of horrible hate words,"
Horrible hate words! Not nice hate words -- horrible ones!
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Sold out of nice hate words last week.
All we've got left is marginal hate words and horrible hate words.
Sell what's left at two for one.
Posted by: MAGA Shopkeeper at November 22, 2016 12:37 PM (e2Rx3)
Or puppetry majors?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 22, 2016 12:37 PM (lRwmz)
Peak Diversity?
blackpride gaypride vaginapride laraza mao che ... but America is divisive, hate the whiteys with their hateful flags, and border fences.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2016 12:37 PM (LhGBu)
...
Donald the Vulgarian is showing us all what is best in life.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 12:37 PM (1H9ox)
Pretty straightforward with their approach. It's very moving and highly recommended, if you haven't seen it.
One of the most inspiring sequences of the film, as they are following some of the bombing victims in their recovery, a young couple, both of whom lost limbs, were given permission to seek care at Walter Reed.
As they are filming them in a gym setting, doing therapy, there are servicemen around them, some with significantly worse injuries, all of whom built a strong bond with this young couple.
One young Marine is talking about them, saying why they belong there with the recovery Veterans, that these two went to war, just like them. Only, in his words, he signed up for this, while they were living their lives, on American soil. It was something he said should never have happened, and for that, he admired them more than the service men who were also casualties of this war.
I'm finding ways to be proud of my country again. I allowed the political bullshit to get me down on America. I want to return. I'm the one who has been more lost than my country.
God bless America. Please.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (TOk1P)
I thought you were supposed to talk to the Lesbians about Soccer?
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (pyZce)
Posted by: B "The Living Legacy" HO at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (2z74n)
And then I'd like their college loans to become due in full with the option of discharging them by tearing up their passport and getting the fuck out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 12:36 PM (1H9ox)
If I may, Chateau Schadenboner 2016 will be excellent with that.
Posted by: Cold Reality at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (RD7QR)
They're pissed that Trump didn't kiss their rings. I like the quotes where they pretended they were going to be fair to Trump...but not anymore....because trump was mean.
Posted by: WisRich at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (hdpay)
http://tinyurl.com/zfhd4j5
Methinks he meant HHS
Gaffe !!
Posted by: McCool at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (Waim4)
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (Rtl0g)
When a dem wins, America is smart, less racist, and THEIR country.
When a "Republican" wins, America is stupid, very racist, and they are behind enemy lines.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 22, 2016 12:39 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Dang at November 22, 2016 12:39 PM (8b+oT)
I keep hearing this went over like a Paul Anka post-concert band meeting..
Posted by: McCool at November 22, 2016 12:39 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: undocumented Otter at November 22, 2016 12:39 PM (e8kgV)
I recommend buying as many cases of that as you can and letting it age. In the long-term, 2016 is going to be a very good year for Schadenboner.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 12:40 PM (iIzG7)
These pussies will never be competitive.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:30 PM (xeeHA)
Oh, you just wait until one of these special grabbed pussies is heading up your HR department.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 22, 2016 12:40 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 22, 2016 12:40 PM (KP5rU)
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They made a maniac out of him.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:40 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2016 12:40 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2016 12:41 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:41 PM (Waim4)
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 22, 2016 12:41 PM (MIKMs)
Knock it off or I'll give you something to cry about.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 12:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Wait til they tell us that domestic assaults skyrocketed this year after the Super Bowl b/c Trump emboldens abusers
Posted by: McCool at November 22, 2016 12:41 PM (TQxRy)
Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 22, 2016 12:41 PM (5kqPn)
I keep hearing this went over like a Paul Anka post-concert band meeting..
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They made a maniac out of him.
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He sliced like a fucking hammer.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 22, 2016 12:41 PM (e2Rx3)
Posted by: V the K at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (BDZWU)
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I would imagine that companies like that would have a really hard time retaining talent. Eventually, people actually need shit-I-know-how-to-do done regardless of how I make them feel as individuals.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Rough men who stand guard in the night so these assholes can sleep soundly in their beds at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (jBuUi)
At least she said "horrible" instead of the overused "horrific"
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (43OZ6)
Or puppetry majors?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 22, 2016 12:37 PM (lRwmz)
Puppet Show
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America
Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (pK8h7)
Here's what will happen. As it always has.
Democrats will scream "Republicans hate _education_!!!"
Republicans will fold like a cheap card table.
"Education" always is a consistent positive poll winner.
There is an argument that for all the huge amount of money America is pouring into "education" at all levels * , students are getting very little actual meaningful education. What's needed are fundamental reforms at all levels, to deliver more actual education for less money. And, some sorts of useless expensive "education" ought well to be done away with.
Republicans have up till now proven either unwilling or unable to win with that argumentative tack. It remains to be seen if they are willing and able to do so now. Signs point to "no".
(* As a percentage of GDP, we spend on education well above most of our key international economic competitors, whose pupils from first grade through grad school consistently outperform ours in the league tables of actual learning.)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Dang at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (lRwmz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2abDFA5zzls
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 22, 2016 12:43 PM (BDZWU)
I wasn't aware that there were degrees of doneness for Tofurkey.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 12:43 PM (iIzG7)
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One of them probably touched his hoagie. Bigly.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:43 PM (xeeHA)
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They made a maniac out of him.
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He sliced like a fucking hammer.
And none of the guys got shirts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 22, 2016 12:43 PM (X6fMO)
They were all primed for the Nuremburg style Theme.
With satellite Town Square Bonfires in Flyover and Jesusland villages, overseen by BLM.
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 12:43 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2016 12:43 PM (tOcW/)
Srsly? The get the fuck out. Now.
We have millions of people dying to come here and be productive members of society.
So if you ain't got the feelz, GTFO.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 12:44 PM (4RRDi)
Trump and Sessions gonna make some big-ass changes around this place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 12:44 PM (SRKgf)
"Days of whine and poses."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2016 12:43 PM (tOcW/)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2016 12:44 PM (PY9jH)
Trump is meeting with the New York Times RIGHT NOW.
They're in his office LITERALLY RIGHT NOW.
He's chasing them around the board room with a clawhammer as they whimper and effeminately scurry and shriek that they're innocent and to please not hurt them RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 22, 2016 12:44 PM (Iy6JT)
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They made a maniac out of him.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:40 PM (xeeHA)
Nobody got shirts.
Nobody.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2016 12:45 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 22, 2016 12:43 PM (tOcW/)
Oh I'm stealing this.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 22, 2016 12:45 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 22, 2016 12:42 PM (lRwmz)
Play-Doh, C4, whatever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 12:45 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 12:45 PM (iIzG7)
Trump is meeting with the New York Times RIGHT NOW.
They're in his office LITERALLY RIGHT NOW.
He's chasing them around the board room with a clawhammer as they whimper and effeminately scurry and shriek that they're innocent and to please not hurt them RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 22, 2016 12:44 PM (Iy6JT)
Well let's hope he's got the Benny Hill theme song playing at the same time.
Posted by: joncelli, Gobsmacked Rage Monkey and Crossbowman at November 22, 2016 12:45 PM (RD7QR)
Dad, I need an iPhone!
Let me, once again, explain the difference between want and need. You need food, which I will provide. You want an iPhone, which I will not. See the difference? Good, now get back up on the roof. Those gutters aren't going to clean themselves.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 12:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:46 PM (Waim4)
58 >>I can't wait to talk about this with my ecology major roller derby playing just figured out she was a lesbian sister in law over a nice gravy soaked plate.
I thought you were supposed to talk to the Lesbians about Soccer?
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (pyZce)
No, you talk to them about Subaru seat covers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2016 12:46 PM (XWkhW)
whose pupils from first grade through grad school consistently outperform ours in the league tables of actual learning.)
Maybe because our third graders don't spend an inordinate amount of time learning to put condoms on bananas.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 12:46 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 12:46 PM (SRKgf)
So the "America" party happened and the university survived.
Posted by: zmdavid at November 22, 2016 12:46 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2016 12:46 PM (PY9jH)
"I note in passing that Paul Anka has counted himself a friend of Donald
Trump (check out Billboard Sep 1 2007 issue if you want confirmation of
this."
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 22, 2016 12:47 PM (e2Rx3)
Can we finally stop calling it _The New York Times_?
The largest single shareholder in the NYT holding company is now Carlos Slim. A Mexican national of Lebanese extraction, who is a committed open-borders globalist.
Call it _The Mexico City Times_ or _The Davos Times_.
Truth in labeling.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 12:47 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 22, 2016 12:47 PM (lRwmz)
Posted by: gracepc at November 22, 2016 12:47 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: huerfano at November 22, 2016 12:47 PM (jkkMG)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:48 PM (Waim4)
Here's what will happen. As it always has.
Democrats will scream "Republicans hate _education_!!!"
Republicans will fold like a cheap card table.
"Education" always is a consistent positive poll winner.
Privatize student loans.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 12:48 PM (SRKgf)
"The university administration intervened as well, pressuring SGA to change course."
They are being brainwashed into this crap. A good portion of these kids leave home with a solid, conservative framework in place (I would say half, but that is too high as many of them get corrupted while working their way through the public system). And then, 1 year into college and...BAM...full on leftist troglodyte.
The biggest draining of the swamp that needs done is the American education system.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 12:48 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 22, 2016 12:48 PM (lKyWE)
Meanwhile, in Africa, Obama's poor, starving brother wearing a Cleveland
Indians 2016 World Series Champs t-shirt, sits thinking, this is what
upsets you in America?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 22, 2016 12:47 PM (lRwmz)
Fixed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2016 12:49 PM (PY9jH)
Maybe because our third graders don't spend an inordinate amount of time learning to put condoms on bananas.
*do
Do spend. My mistake.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 12:49 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 22, 2016 12:49 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: Iblis at November 22, 2016 12:49 PM (9221z)
That's probably why he canceled it, originally. Too busy to sit in silence for 20 minutes with those hacks.
I guess he just wants to dress them down like he did everybody else.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:49 PM (xeeHA)
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Most especially with 'connected' mommies or daddies administering grandparents' trusts. Big bounty for intro sales positions if you could bring internal company or personal contact lists, even as an 'intern'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 22, 2016 12:50 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 22, 2016 12:50 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Dang at November 22, 2016 12:39 PM (8b+oT)
Repeal Title IX entirely.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 12:50 PM (SRKgf)
Remember the militant vegetarian spree a couple of years ago? Chicken holocaust? Gone. The new hotness is local sourced premium meats by artisan butchers.
Now I think the Trump win has pushed all the tranny bathroom stuff off the radar.
What will be next? How trivial can they truly get?
Republic GuitarsRepublic Guitars
Posted by: Dang at November 22, 2016 12:50 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 12:48 PM (SRKgf)
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Make the schools cosigners on the loans.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 12:50 PM (pjTaB)
Advice For Loyola Students - a limerick
College will make you more thinky
Detergent will make you less stinky
You're sure to get hired
And be widely admired
As long as you don't lose your binky!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2016 12:51 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:38 PM (pyZce)
No, you talk to them about Subaru seat covers.
...
I don't know what kind of car it is that she drives, but it is small enough to fit in my trunk. I may try to talk my cousin into helping me carry it up into a tree or something while she is busy talking down to my Aunts for doing the dishes.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 12:51 PM (1H9ox)
In the wake of Donald Trump's victory, some students and administrators at Loyola University Maryland aren't feeling very American anymore.
Srsly? The get the fuck out. Now.
We have millions of people dying to come here and be productive members of society.
So if you ain't got the feelz, GTFO.
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That would require effort, and Mummie and Daddy are not going to do it for them. These people are emotionally and ambitionally stunted. They are children masquerading as adults.
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2016 12:51 PM (Rtl0g)
Of course it's singing the praises of Rogue 1 to the high heavens. I look forward to NOT seeing that film.
Posted by: Max Power at November 22, 2016 12:51 PM (QCc6B)
That's probably why he canceled it, originally. Too busy to sit in silence for 20 minutes with those hacks.
I'm sure he has a lot to say to them. Remember, he's been in the public eye for 30+ years in NYC.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 12:51 PM (4RRDi)
Toss a stun grenade into the room.
and douse em with liquid skunk.
http://www.skunk-skunk.com/
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2016 12:51 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 22, 2016 12:51 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:52 PM (Waim4)
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Lefties truly do ruin EVERYTHING. Can't a guy just read a magazine about technology without getting a sermon?
No, apparently. He cannot.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:52 PM (xeeHA)
Awwww, the poor Special Snowflake. She does realize that in America, she doesn't actually have to attend, right?
Posted by: William Teach at November 22, 2016 12:52 PM (Nyq7O)
... that's why I sent my kids to a poor private school
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at November 22, 2016 12:52 PM (e8kgV)
It's going to be hard to top the real example of the truck with huge American flags, giant Trump signs, and in the back, a guy in a Harambe mask and another guy in a Nixon mask, throwing pacifiers into the crowd of weeping liberal students.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 12:52 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 22, 2016 12:53 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: rusty shacklfjord at November 22, 2016 12:53 PM (v8mM1)
Posted by: Chris M at November 22, 2016 12:53 PM (k3w9p)
The biggest draining of the swamp that needs done is the American education system.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 12:48 PM (1H9ox)
Yep... its hard to believe until you watch it happen to a loved one...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2016 12:54 PM (qf6WZ)
See how much the snowflakes enjoy trying to follow all those rules, and how much they enjoy those strict Shari'ah punishments when they can't follow them.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 22, 2016 12:54 PM (9TK8E)
grandparents' trusts. Big bounty for intro sales positions if you could
bring internal company or personal contact lists, even as an 'intern'."
I saw a cartoon once that featured a dog, a cat, a parrot, a rooster, and a cow discussing how much better life would be if the humans simply vanished. They'd have freedom, not have to live in cages or pens, keep the hours they wanted, et cetera.
Until the cat said "buy who'll open the cans?"
These people, and the millennial generation, is the cat. Once mommy and daddy pass away, they're going to be the first to die off, because there will be no one there to open the cans for them.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 12:54 PM (iIzG7)
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Raising awareness for you cause. Or as I call it, "doing nothing" for your cause.
Nobody ever ate a hashtag.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:54 PM (xeeHA)
Every passing year saw a dumbing down of the Faculty and the Student Body.
The emphasis was on enrolling unfit students, and enforcing Progressive educational models.
It was far more important to adhere to groupthink, and exalting deviant lifestyles plus extreme ideologies.
Good luck on draining THAT swamp.
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 12:54 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:54 PM (Waim4)
Posted by: undocumented SMOD at November 22, 2016 12:55 PM (e8kgV)
http://tinyurl.com/zxvxep3
Posted by: Cantankerous at November 22, 2016 12:55 PM (326rv)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:55 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Max Power
If there was any doubt the reboot universe was conceived as an SWJ brand, Rouge Wan has destroyed it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 12:56 PM (Yg871)
How is this harridan an Executive Vice President??
This was on the local news last night, and the reporter was feeling the angst of the students who felt so microagressed by a party that focused on "MERICA!!!"
I turned to South Park. It was far more relevant.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 22, 2016 12:56 PM (VnCI9)
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They already don't want kids. If it weren't for illegal immigration, they'd be bread into a tiny minority in decades.
And I think they know it.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 22, 2016 12:56 PM (xeeHA)
Posted by: Marcus T
No -- condom usage, abortion on demand and gender dysphoria will breed these people out of existence.
Posted by: Rough men who stand guard in the night so these assholes can sleep soundly in their beds at November 22, 2016 12:57 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 22, 2016 12:57 PM (smOe5)
Miller: Earn this.....by allowing men to use women's restrooms....
...and by dividing America on racial lines...
.....and by electing a black man twice, and then when his appointed successor loses blame racism...
....and for God's sake, whatever you do....cr...cre...
Pvt. Ryan: Yes?
Miller: .........create safe spaces...
*Miller's eyes gaze into infinity as Ryan realizes the Capt. has died*
Posted by: Spielberg's Saving Private Ryan: Special Edition at November 22, 2016 12:57 PM (lRwmz)
Dr Carson for HUD?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 12:57 PM (oVvUa)
Unemployment
Because the longer you keep focusing on bullshit instead of things that actually improve folks economically or otherwise, y'all are going to get a really, really deep understanding of it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 22, 2016 12:58 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 12:58 PM (jBuUi)
Every passing year saw a dumbing down of the Faculty and the Student Body. The emphasis was on enrolling unfit students, and enforcing Progressive educational models.
It was far more important to adhere to groupthink, and exalting deviant lifestyles plus extreme ideologies.
Good luck on draining THAT swamp.
Pull the fed money drain plug. Make them sink or swim on their own merits. No life bouys.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 12:58 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 12:58 PM (OkKDg)
Classic confused expression at the mention of the word "work" - he caught himself though and said basically it was better for him to goof off in college for 4 years so he could "raise awareness of the issues"
So why doesn't he pick oranges and instuct his parents to pay for the college education of an oppressed person of color so they can raise awareness themselves?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 22, 2016 12:59 PM (lKyWE)
These little snowflakes thought that they would be celebrating Madame President, and not President Trump.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 22, 2016 12:59 PM (1JnAL)
In the culture war. He's literally our leader.
And Hillary Clinton never will be.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 22, 2016 01:00 PM (Iy6JT)
I went back and read the article and came across this gem. Honestly, I wish Trump would defund every university in the US. No more Federal money. No more tax dollars. Make it on your own. If parents or kids want to go to your university, make it worth their while- actual competition. And if you can't make ends meet-cut some stuff, like real people do to make ends meet. That might mean some lower salaries for admin and full professors, or it might mean adjuncts teach more classes.
But this crap needs to end. Act like a damn man or woman, and not a damn baby when you are in your twenties.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 22, 2016 01:01 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 22, 2016 01:01 PM (RzUqr)
These little snowflakes thought that they would be celebrating Madame President, and not President Trump.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 22, 2016 12:59 PM (1JnAL)
They lost, not they got their Fascist goin'.
By the way, hi! Ashley, long time no see!
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:01 PM (d6TTt)
These little snowflakes thought that they would be celebrating Madame President, and not President Trump.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 22, 2016 12:59 PM (1JnAL)
Thanks been wanting to catch up on this. Its been a few minutes.
HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITE STATES.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 01:02 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 22, 2016 01:03 PM (5hp5+)
Yeah, not worth bothering to check it...this has become so predictable. And yes, it is usually someone who is an immigrant or first generation citizen who lodges these complaints.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 22, 2016 01:03 PM (NOIQH)
"College liberals think people who voted for Trump and Brexit are dumb but letting them brainwash our society is what's stupid"
"Yiannopoulos started a college scholarship
fund exclusively for white men, initially as a joke, 'something that
would wind up social-justice warriors,' he acknowledged."
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hs64ebb
Link To daily mail
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 22, 2016 01:03 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 12:58 PM (OkKDg)
Well... yes... but they changed their name to Republican...
Posted by: Lefty Leftowski at November 22, 2016 01:03 PM (qf6WZ)
This generation of college administrators need to be fired and stripped of their pensions.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 22, 2016 01:03 PM (MHoxV)
Just got the latest issue of WIRED. Of course it's full of lefty nonsense. The second WIRED in a row that I threw right into the garbage. The main article is all about racist cops shooting black people, I kid you not. WTF???
Heard a radio business report yesterday about the Indiana Chamber of Commerce. Two of their big issues are raising the tax on gasoline and raising the tax on cigarettes. I guess higher gas taxes will increase business for construction contractors but WTF is their concern with cigarettes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 01:04 PM (IqV8l)
HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITE STATES.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 01:02 PM (OkKDg)
Which is why I'm pretty sanguine about the whole deal.
75% of my personal desires have ALREADY been met.
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:04 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 22, 2016 01:05 PM (BDZWU)
From The Editing Room, an abridged script for Leon the Professional:
http://www.the-editing-room.com/leon-the-professional.html
I love that site.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2016 01:05 PM (CS7jF)
Sad that a generation was not exposed to the wisdom of....
"Sticks and stones..." and "I'm rubber and you're glue...."
Or to kick it up a notch, "No one can hurt your feeling without your permission. Geez!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 22, 2016 01:05 PM (NOIQH)
Two of my fav Brit commentators - Katie and Milo.
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2016 01:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 22, 2016 01:03 PM (5hp5+)
Yeah. That doesn't even leave a mark on me, anymore.
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:05 PM (d6TTt)
"artisan" being the new buzzword by fuzz-chinned hipsters and the wymyn who own them who have no idea what it means.
Someone should start a brothel staffed with "artisan hookers."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 22, 2016 01:05 PM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Academic Faculty at November 22, 2016 01:05 PM (jYnlS)
I am currently a victim of horrible hate germs.
American cold germs are making me feeling unsafe.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 22, 2016 01:06 PM (gTQoY)
They can create a giant paper mache turtle shell as a safe place.
I am a proud user of American spelling! All the flyers will have the Froggy spelling.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 22, 2016 01:06 PM (FtrY1)
That's because we hate you.
Posted by: Iron Maiden at November 22, 2016 01:06 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 22, 2016 01:06 PM (/D5Lf)
Apropos of renaming the New York Times to something more in keeping with its actual ownership and agenda, the Chamber of Commerce at all levels needs to be renamed the Chamber of Crony Capitalism.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:06 PM (noWW6)
Would that be the one guest edited by Obama?
Yeah, think his face takes up the whole cover, too, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 12:58 PM (OkKDg)
Well... yes... but they changed their name to Republican...
Posted by: Lefty Leftowski at November 22, 2016 01:03 PM (qf6WZ)
Lefty Leftowsi..Lol. Nice. Those Pollocks. hardly know left from right anyway. I mean no offense to Pollocks..... Some of my best friends are Pollocks.....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (OkKDg)
If America is that hateful to you,
as Creedence Clearwater Revivlal would say:
"There the bathroom on the right."
Just flush yourself out of this country and won't let the lid hit you on the way down.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (9q7Dl)
"I don't give a F**K about your feelings."
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (WlGX+)
By the way, hi! Ashley, long time no see!
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:01 PM (d6TTt)
How do.
Been lurking some, been on a few ONT's.
But for the last 2 weeks I have been at the Doctors because my dick can't stop being hard.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 22, 2016 12:25 PM (gTUFV)
I would love it. Let them run the place completely independently of the US, with all their idiotic liberal fantasy solutions to everything (like they do now, but without access to federal funds), and see how long it takes Mexico, Russia or China to have to come in and bail their commie asses out.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (CS7jF)
Someone somewhere might have fun?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 01:08 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 22, 2016 01:08 PM (BDZWU)
I think we're going to need some remedial instruction about the meaning of "trauma."
Idiots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 22, 2016 01:08 PM (B+qrE)
Oh, is that racist? No, it goes for any race wearing dreads.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:08 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: talgus da deplorable at November 22, 2016 01:08 PM (fJQAI)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (1JnAL)
Lena Dunham au naturel will take care of that.
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:08 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:54 PM (Waim4)
'Inevitable'? People keep saying that word.
Seems to me these very specialyoung people (academia socialistica) are adapting perfectly to their environment. Although currently coccooned within safe spaces and in their nascent larval stage, vulnerable to attack and hyperacutely sensitive to nearly all stimuli, they'll become more durable when they reach maturity, called tenure. Once this tenured state is achieved (communista intelligensia), they are well-nigh invulnerable and impossible to remove.
Posted by: troyriser at November 22, 2016 01:09 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 22, 2016 01:09 PM (Nox3c)
He is the bull Leftism is one vast china shop.
Let it begin.
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 01:09 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:10 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 22, 2016 12:25 PM (gTUFV)
I would love it. Let them run the place completely independently of the US, with all their idiotic liberal fantasy solutions to everything (like they do now, but without access to federal funds), and see how long it takes Mexico, Russia or China to have to come in and bail their commie asses out.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (CS7jF)
The Castros might be interested.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 01:10 PM (OkKDg)
This opinion is, of course, wrong.
The correct answer to the question of the Best Regional Sandwich in America is...
The Muffuletta.
You're welcome!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2016 01:10 PM (9q7Dl)
Dean Wormer character being an enforcer of SJW nonsense and a frat house
like Delta pushing back against it. Of course it would never be made.
You need to rent "P.C.U."
Posted by: Lizzy at November 22, 2016 01:10 PM (NOIQH)
The new hotness is local sourced premium meats by artisan butchers.
Artisan butchers? Obviously these people have never seen the inside of a slaughterhouse
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 22, 2016 01:10 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Insomniac
I propose a Pimps and Hos in Sombreros and Burkas Ball.
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (jBuUi)
He currently is a vp at a marketing/PR agency in NYC. We live in NJ (rent bc j don't work anymore), two little kids (4, 1), planning to homeschool but his current hours are so long, we barely see him except on weekends.
I would miss our church and friends the most.
On the one hand country living, quality life goes up..., on the other- being surrounded by university people... I'm from NJ so I'm used to being surrounded but he's from Nebraska so he's used to the boonies.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (1dDS6)
Also, if you're going to spend $62K a year on college, wouldn't you want to do it at a school people have fucking heard of?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Assuming the NFL comes to its senses, fires Goddell, knocks off the SJW "awareness" and other political folderol, and I start caring about them again, I mean.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (BDZWU)
Yes, I have some of my people there today.
No, I don't remember pissing any of them off this am.
Why do you ask?
SFW
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 22, 2016 01:08 PM (BDZWU)
There was a movie about 15-20 years ago called PCU, it starred David Spade and was pretty much about a frat pushing back against PC.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (1JnAL)
>>>
Trauma Bandage
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jmdwbz8
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 22, 2016 01:12 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Insomniac
===
I'd be fine with a Player Haters Ball like the one on Chappelle's Show.
Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 22, 2016 01:12 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (OkKDg)
Me, too:
http://tinyurl.com/Art-by-5-Year-Old-Or-Pollack ?
Posted by: Sharkman, Polish American at November 22, 2016 01:12 PM (CS7jF)
Darwinism will breed these people out of existence. It's inevitable.
They say the fittest shall survive
Yet the unfit may live
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 01:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (1JnAL)
It was a pretty good movie. One funny part was where all the "victim" minorities are waiting in line to get into the party, arguing about who should be up front based on how oppressed they are.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 22, 2016 01:09 PM (Nox3c)
In the case of the University where I worked, the Administration were lazy, self serving suits, who carefully avoided controversy and conflict.
Which meant they knuckled under to every Progressive and Feminist Professor. Because they were tenured, and Administrators are not.
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:13 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: ballistic
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Why, it's as though they have lived their lives in a soft and undemanding protective bubble.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2016 01:13 PM (CxB0h)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 22, 2016 01:13 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 22, 2016 12:25 PM (gTUFV)
I would love it. Let them run the place completely independently of the US, with all their idiotic liberal fantasy solutions to everything (like they do now, but without access to federal funds), and see how long it takes Mexico, Russia or China to have to come in and bail their commie asses out.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (CS7jF)
The Castros might be interested.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at
The thing is, California COULD BE a completely self-supporting state, because we have VAST OIL RESERVES off the coast. Which, currently, are not being drilled and are off-limits. But if push came to shove, would we start drilling if we went independent?
Similar to how Norway as a nation buys in to all sorts of leftist nonsense, but when it comes to Global Warming and banning oil, they raise a big middle finger - -because of all the oil under the North Sea in Norwegian waters. They need it to keep their economy humming. California might very well do the same.
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 01:14 PM (jBuUi)
He's chasing them around the board room with a clawhammer as they whimper and effeminately scurry and shriek that they're innocent and to please not hurt them RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
+++++
DON'T HURT EM HAMMER
Posted by: old 80s memes at November 22, 2016 01:14 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2016 01:14 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (jBuUi)
How can you tell if a ho's a ho if she's wearing a burka?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:14 PM (0mRoj)
I'd love to see Congress put in requirements and restrictions into the federally back student loans.
Such as: The recipient must be able to demonstrate the ability to change a tire, swim/tread water, and demonstrate proper firearm safety upon graduation/or every year.
Funds from a Federally backed student loan may not be spent at any institution that refuses ROTC programs. Said monies cannot be used at schools that admit/harbor illegals (illegals to be covered by immigration law). Said monies cannot be used for any ethnic/gender/ or other "studies" programs that promote civil divisions instead of national unity (Congress has a vested interest in promoting National Unity).
I'm sure we can come up with more restrictions and requirements, but I think this is a good start. Ideally all of higher ed should be privatized and switched to for profit. But that reform movement will take some time.
Posted by: Iblis at November 22, 2016 01:14 PM (9221z)
Dad, I need an iPhone!
Let me, once again, explain the difference between want and need.
You need food, which I will provide. You want an iPhone, which I will
not. See the difference? Good, now get back up on the roof. Those
gutters aren't going to clean themselves.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 12:46 PM (kTF2Z)
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This works better as a parent than as a grandparent.
Granddaughter: Oh look Grammie - isn't that Barbie pretty?
Me: Oh yes. Let me see if they have seven of them.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 22, 2016 01:14 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:14 PM (0mRoj)>>>
The Safety Pin?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 22, 2016 01:15 PM (tf9Ne)
Ah, yes Hampshire College. Someone burned the flag so the admin decided
to fly the flag at half mast. Then the students were climbing the poles
and ripping them down. The admins answer? No flags now fly on campus.
Brilliant.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Ah, yes Crom University. Some student insulted Crom, so the admin decided to fly some students at half mast. Then other students were climbing the poles and ripping their classmates down. The admins answer? All students were hoisted on poles and flown at full-mast. Brilliant.
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)
Oh yeah, I remember that! Pretty good, as I recall.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:16 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: DaveA at November 22, 2016 01:16 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:16 PM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 22, 2016 01:09 PM (Nox3c)
Exactly Margarita. i was just writing that as piece of my book. You get what you reward. It really is as simple as that. However, there really is a robust indoctrination peer pressure and system from the first day of college also. And as an elementary teacher I see that indoctrination in the earliest grades. I guess all of it is rewarded by teachers, admin. etc. so again you're right.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 01:16 PM (OkKDg)
You'd have to. Just to sell for electricity and water. Oh. And food. And defense.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 01:16 PM (4RRDi)
On the one hand country living, quality life goes up..., on the other- being surrounded by university people... I'm from NJ so I'm used to being surrounded but he's from Nebraska so he's used to the boonies.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 22, 2016 01:11 PM (1dDS6)
If the quality of life goes up, it's worth it. Find a nice place with a yard, get your current church to recommend one there, and move.
Your kids are little- a move now is far less traumatic than when they are older. (We moved every 2 years for the past 25, so our kids never stayed in one place more than a couple of years. It was fine when they were little, but we had issues when they were in high school) Put down new roots, enjoy more time with your husband, and experience a new part of the US.
And pray-pray a lot. That's going to help you most of all.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 22, 2016 01:16 PM (VnCI9)
The whole point of "Idiocracy" was that Darwinism doesn't work in a culture that subsidizes and promotes Teh Stoopids -- and we're living that right now, methinks.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 01:17 PM (iIzG7)
It's so hard to keep up.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 22, 2016 01:17 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Insomniac
"You're a ho
You know you're a ho.
How do you know?
You know because I told you so."
-- Actual rap lyrics by Whodini in 1986
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 01:17 PM (jBuUi)
And now...real fake news.
Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 22, 2016 01:17 PM (B+qrE)
Ah, yes Hampshire College. Someone burned the flag so the admin decided
to fly the flag at half mast. Then the students were climbing the poles
and ripping them down. The admins answer? No flags now fly on campus.
Brilliant.
Also, if you're going to spend $62K a year on college, wouldn't you want to do it at a school people have fucking heard of?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
The answer is "no", which is in our final project report funded by the National Science Foundation. All schools are awesome!
Posted by: Academic Faculty at November 22, 2016 01:18 PM (jYnlS)
Posted by: Insomniac
"You're a ho
You know you're a ho.
How do you know?
You know because I told you so."
-- Actual rap lyrics by Whodini in 1986
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 01:17 PM (jBuUi)
Well, problem solved!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:18 PM (0mRoj)
@Reuters 8m
Exclusive: U.S. grants Airbus license to sell 106 planes to Iran http://reut.rs/2f3yamI
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:18 PM (Yg871)
I think it's cute when some of you think lefties live in reality.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 22, 2016 01:19 PM (B+qrE)
The Buffalo area's Roast Beef on Weck is a good one. An enormous pile o'beef on a roll studded with pretzel salt and caraway seeds, served with horseradish.
All that red meat and salt is so wrong, yet it feels so right!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:19 PM (WlGX+)
I know of at least one person who did not vote Trump who now has voter's remorse based solely on all of these lovely specimens getting so butthurt.
I do so want those on the Right to start throwing the Left's playbook at at them and bringing complaints for being made unsafe due to all of these exclusionary anti-Trump events. Hey, not my rules, I think the rules are stupid, but if you want to play by them? Game on.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 22, 2016 01:19 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 22, 2016 01:20 PM (4AVeu)
@Reuters 8m
Exclusive: U.S. grants Airbus license to sell 106 planes to Iran http://reut.rs/2f3yamI
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:18 PM (Yg871)
TFG must be jockeying for a position as Ayatollah once he's out of office.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 01:20 PM (kTF2Z)
We're getting SO MUCH out of this deal.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 22, 2016 01:21 PM (B+qrE)
Other than that
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:21 PM (d6TTt)
Did they vote? Apparently some of the cast of "Hamilton" hadn't for years! If you didn't participate please STFU.
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 22, 2016 01:21 PM (2X7pN)
You'd be in a university town, very lefty by PA standards but maybe on par with NJ?
On the plus side, very pretty area. It's PA so you can buy a gun a lot easier than in NJ.
For the kids I guess there would be access to a lot of summer enrichment programs etc. specially since hubby would be an employee?
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 22, 2016 01:21 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 22, 2016 01:21 PM (4AVeu)
Mackelmore's released a new song called 'Wednesday morning'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKfcAb6Wi68&feature=share
Posted by: Lea at November 22, 2016 01:21 PM (lIU4e)
This is why I'm OK with California secession. It provides a homeland for these fucksticks to move to. Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 22, 2016 12:25 PM (gTUFV)
Asa native Californian who is old enough to remeber when California was a fairly conservative state I take exception to that remark.It was fucksticks moving here from every state in the union decades ago that ruined my home.Keep your own damn fucksticks.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 22, 2016 01:21 PM (lKyWE)
Man, that sounds good....*stares sadly at her Lean Cuisine 5 for $10. mac and cheese*
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (u0lmX)
He is the bull Leftism is one vast china shop.
Let it begin."
Oh, yes.
I remember Limbaugh saying once that it's only people who have been made and propped up by media that can be destroyed by the media; that they cannot destroy what they did not first create.
Real achievement and stature is resistant because, well, real.
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (VmIEt)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (WlGX+)
In Texas, we get a lot of that out of Mexico and the Rio Grande Valley.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (4RRDi)
_____________________
Answer: Which ones have Trump's name on them.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 22, 2016 01:23 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Tilikum
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Ah, the SPLC. The wellspring of manufactured hate. Apparently it pays well, the executives are receiving six-figure salaries.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2016 01:23 PM (CxB0h)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (WlGX+)
Turn on the sprinklers.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:23 PM (0mRoj)
http://tinyurl.com/z93h6pd
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 01:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2016 01:23 PM (0F67M)
Somewhere needs to step up to the plate.
If not California, then where? Where dost fucksticks goest?
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:23 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 22, 2016 01:24 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (WlGX+)
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Do this:
Sir, may I ask what religion you are?
I'm a witch. Say, could I have a lock of your hair?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 01:24 PM (kTF2Z)
++++
Straighten out the tuition and welfare rules then
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 22, 2016 01:24 PM (U0lQa)
@Reuters 8m
Exclusive: U.S. grants Airbus license to sell 106 planes to Iran http://reut.rs/2f3yamI
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:18 PM (Yg871)
He. Wants. Us. Dead.
No other explanation. Emperor Shitlord doesn't feel like he's had his revenge on the American people yet.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 22, 2016 01:24 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (WlGX+)
Set out the Ouija board. Invite them in.
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (d6TTt)
Somewhere needs to step up to the plate.
If not California, then where? Where dost fucksticks goest?
Fucksticks from NY, CT and NJ usually end up here.
Posted by: moon over vermont at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (kUmUV)
I told 'em I work from home and I'm busy.
I do work from home, but if I was busy I wouldn't be on AoS right now LOL
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (WlGX+)
You can add William & Mary to that list.
Rode down the road this past weekend for my daughter to visit; info session and tour.
The info session starts with a panel discussion. Panel is made up of 5 people and I am not shitting you and to hell with identity politics.....so here we go:
White Female: Asst. Dir. of Admissions
Hispanic Female: Some sort of research professor
Black Female: Student
White Male: Student, clearly not straight
White Female: Dir. of the Freshman Experience
Are you fucking kidding me? Tuition money is being spent on some 6-figure Dir of Student Experience?!?!?!
Is this person scheduling beer bongs in my fraternity house and mixers with 2 sororities to my 1 fraternity house to increase the odds? Because that was my freshman experience and we managed just fine (from what I remember....)
So we move on to the tour and our tour guide is another obvious not straight white male who is a chemistry major and Hispanic Studies minor who proceeds to spend the next 90 minutes of my life talking about plays and the cheese club he founded and the Spanish-only language house he lives in and the cheese club he founded and how the university brings in puppies during exam final week for students to hang with since finals are sooooo stressful (with a lisp....)
I.
Am.
Not.
Shitting.
You.
The whole premise of the info session and tour was that the second oldest institution of higher learning in the country is really just a glorified 4-year day care/summer camp.
Not once was preparing students for the real world, to be a productive member of the work force mentioned the entire 3 hours we were engaged with these snowflakes.
Not.
Fucking.
Once.
Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (NSy0M)
Are we at the point in this Leftist farce when Code Pink suddenly remembers they pretend to hate war and thus re-enter the political scene?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (oVvUa)
I remember in 2008 a leftist marveling at Air Force jets as they flew over saying that now, "they were their jets."
When a dem wins, America is smart, less racist, and THEIR country.
When a "Republican" wins, America is stupid, very racist, and they are behind enemy lines.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 22, 2016 12:39 PM (m3iiU)
That was 1992 at Clinton's inauguration and it was the late Ron Silver, who became more conservative later in life and dated Ann Coulter at one point.
http://tinyurl.com/gnvl38l
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (jK8Z7)
Maybe I should give them a call and add my voice to the chorus. America has become alienating, divisive and harmful since it decided to elect a Nazi as President.
Posted by: Pope Francis at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (mBYZv)
The assholes at Boeing -- the ones who brought us Darleen Druyun -- were prime movers behind Obama's farcial Iran nuclear "deal", salivating at the thought of all the bidness to be done in Tehran.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Donna and V
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I know the feeling, but I remind myself that it is food, and I am grateful. There have been times when I was hungry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (CxB0h)
We're getting SO MUCH out of this deal.
Are they being built in Mobile?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (0F67M)
What a squirrel
He's got the country in a whirl
What's his name?
Shhh....
SECRET SQUIRREL!!
:::dances the batusi:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 22, 2016 01:26 PM (xUYhx)
Oh, no, William and Mary won't do.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 01:26 PM (iIzG7)
+++
We don't spank. Instead, we give him loads of sugar and visit the dentist
He'll figure it out
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 22, 2016 01:26 PM (U0lQa)
Same with MA. Senator Fauxcahontas is a prime example.
Come for the schools and jobs, stay to fuck up the state.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2016 01:26 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (ULxqW)
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
____________________
That is a real shame. My daughter was considering going there. Glad she didn't.
Used to be a great place.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (4AVeu)
We're getting SO MUCH out of this deal.
--------------------------
Are they being built in Mobile?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (0F67M)
No, but they don't actually fly on their own. They must be tied to a string, and all they do is go around in circles.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (VndSC)
Anyone gay or suspected thereof is thrown off a dorm roof
No alcohol, drugs, strippers - those are only reserved for martyrs that fly airplanes into buildings
All women will be separated from men and will suffer the lash if they are not properly covered.
Any woman caught driving to the party will be stoned (and not in the good way)
Enjoy!!
Posted by: Cheri at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (oiNtH)
YOU DON'T HAVE WATER YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
If they secede I'm investing in desalination plants.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (lrKc+)
:::puffs pipe thoughtfully, arches eyebrow::::
Hmmmm....chemistry....the deuce you say!!
:::bubbles stream from pipe:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (xUYhx)
Posted by: William at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (4AVeu)
fairly conservative state I take exception to that remark.It was
fucksticks moving here from every state in the union decades ago that
ruined my home."
Examples: "Californians" Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Boxer.
Bela Pelosi is an import from Baltimore. Babs, from Brooklyn.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (noWW6)
Yup.
Also bet he has a wink, wink agreement with them to hold off untill the next president is sworn in so that this will be Trump's Fault (tm), just like W was responsible for 9/11.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (NOIQH)
267 Crap. Mormons at my door.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (WlGX+)
Set out the Ouija board. Invite them in. Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (d6TTt)
Eat them.
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)
WTF is a "cheese club"? Sounds like a euphemism for something to do with underwear....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (ULxqW)
Posted by: Mary at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (4AVeu)
----------------------------------
Just about all college towns are going to be moon-batty but the larger ones will definitely have conservative oases.
Also, conservatives in left-wing areas tend to form special bonds in a way they may not where conservatism is taken for granted.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (1dDS6)
YOU DON'T HAVE WATER YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then
They'll use Brawndo - now with more electrolytes.
Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (VndSC)
YOU DON'T HAVE WATER YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
Even though they border an ocean ... which is the really funny part.
They don't have fuel, either ... even though they sit on tons of oil, too.
I am all for California seceding.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (zc3Db)
Gives a whole new meaning to "Everybody Must Get Stoned."
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (oVvUa)
Thomebody who grabth puthy.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (MHoxV)
Posted by: tubal
They can go anywhere they want, just as long as it isn't here.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (Yg871)
Exclusive: U.S. grants Airbus license to sell 106 planes to Iran>>>
The Iranians wanted the planes to be Samsung but agreed to Airbus.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (kTF2Z)
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/801122850891591680
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (Om16U)
I think the people of California would find out very, very quickly they are not a viable nation on their own and don't make enough money to pay for all the stuff they need like power and water. I think the northern half would not want to be a nation with the south. But knock yourselves out. It would guarantee another Democrat never wins the presidency for the next generation or more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Some people need to be offended and/or oppressed.
And only women worry about "feeling unsafe." If you feel unsafe in the university, stay home and have babies. Otherwise, shut up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (ry4ab)
CA has what should be entirely ample water resources.
The state merely refuses to use them. And where use is made, it's ineffectual and uneconomic.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (noWW6)
300 295 A reminder to those who are pushing for California to secede:
YOU DON'T HAVE WATER YOU IDIOTS!
If they secede I'm investing in desalination plants.
___________________________
They can always get their water from Mexico.
Then you can invest in Kaopectate.
Posted by: Mary at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (lrKc+)
Hmmmm. This is a cromulent point.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Roy at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (VndSC)
quick, what Ulysses Grant's middle name?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (oVvUa)
Grant's tomb?
No, but seriously, it's Ulysses.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (kDUMP)
YOU DON'T HAVE WATER YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (mf5HN)
Even though they border an ocean ... which is the really funny part.
They don't have fuel, either ... even though they sit on tons of oil, too.
I am all for California seceding.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (zc3Db)
They actually have plenty of water, but they're more concerned with the delta smelt than they are with people and agriculture. How did the delta smelt survive in dry years before people?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (noWW6)
So, Progressive.
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (d6TTt)
Airbus to Perform Flyover at Iron Bowl http://rolltide.com/news/2016/11/22 /football-airbus-to-perform-flyover-at-iron-bowl.aspx#.WDSPMuh8qXQ.twitter … #AUBvsBAMA #RollTide
Uh oh.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (0F67M)
the union, provided they pay for all federal properties and return
anything that is portable to the US government."
The big kahuna would be also assuming their proportionate share of the federal debt, including the share of that $140T in Fedzilla's unfunded liabilities which no one ever talks about.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (iIzG7)
The problem with how these kids have been raised is that when they are
faced with something uncomfortable, unpleasant, or frightening, they
don't wonder what's wrong with them or if they should change, they
simply assume everyone else is wrong and terrible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (39g3+)
What a rude awaking these people are in for when life starts to kick them in the balls. First time they lose a job, or any one of the many challenges one encounters out in the harsh cruel world. The cries of "I wasn't prepared for this!!!" will be echoing near and far.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (jxbfJ)
Its getting to the point that hiring people with a degree is a bad idea. Its almost a guarantee you have a special snowflake idiot on your hands.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:30 PM (39g3+)
Actually I think California could be a viable nation on its own, if it wanted to be, and jettisoned all the PC and environmental crap. The state has intrinsically more going for it than most countries.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (SRKgf)
For real......it is a real club where they meet to eat and discuss cheese.
They have a club constitution.
They receive university funding.
From tuition dollars of students who don't give a rat's ass about cheese.
I wonder if they bring in the puppies to finish off the cheese discarded when club meeting is over.
That would be the proper, sustainable, earth-loving way, amiright?
Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (NSy0M)
Oklahoma made you conservative for a short time.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (lrKc+)
YOU DON'T HAVE WATER YOU IDIOTS!
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (mf5HN)"
Fascinating that the movie Chinatown was made in 1974 and set in the 1940's, a major plot point was the problems with the water supply in Los Angeles. Its 2016 and these idiots still have not solved the problem.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (oVvUa)
WTF is a "cheese club"? Sounds like a euphemism for something to do with underwear....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 22, 2016 01:29 PM (CPk0
It's a euphemism, alright. Have you seen my art collection?
Posted by: Jon Podesta at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (jxbfJ)
"It's not fair!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (SRKgf)
All we've got left is marginal hate words and horrible hate words.
Sell what's left at two for one.
Posted by: MAGA Shopkeeper at November 22, 2016 12:37 PM (e2Rx3)
The market price for hate words in general is going through the roof! Get 'em while you can!
Posted by: The Stock Market at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (dFi94)
"As far as I'm concerned, any state should have the right to secede from
the union, provided they pay for all federal properties and return
anything that is portable to the US government."
The big
kahuna would be also assuming their proportionate share of the federal
debt, including the share of that $140T in Fedzilla's unfunded
liabilities which no one ever talks about.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (noWW6)
Upon those conditions, goodbye California.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2016 01:34 PM (jxbfJ)
Ulysses S. Grant's middle name is Ulysses??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (oVvUa)
Government.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:34 PM (oVvUa)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 01:22 PM (WlGX+)
You know who that benefits?
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 22, 2016 01:34 PM (X6fMO)
Fucking.
Once.
Posted by: TehAdmiral
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Translate that to a letter, send to the school President
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2016 01:34 PM (CxB0h)
If there is a Calexit, there needs to be an immigration plan to limit/prevent the immigration of CA Lefties to western states. You want those policies and independence, you have to live with them.
Sorry, moose out front should have told you: CO, AZ, NM, etc. have too many CA transplants, we're all full!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (IqV8l)
proportionate share of the federal debt, including the share of that
$140T in Fedzilla's unfunded liabilities which no one ever talks about.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (noWW6)
There's no way you could ever enforce payment. It would be like trying to foreclose on Venezuelan assets all over the world. What would the attachable Californian assets be?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 22, 2016 01:28 PM (lrKc+)
Hmmmm. This is a cromulent point.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM (mf5HN)
Why? Desalination is "evil" in California. They'd rather go thirsty ... as they have been doing. It will be way too late when "the nation" of California finally admits they are retarded douchebags and starts allowing the building of desalination plants. They will have totally converted into Norte Mexico by then.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (oVvUa)
yes
Posted by: BignJames at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (x9c8r)
One side of the political spectrum envisions 'America' as a Union of Socialist Soviet States, while the other half of the country bitterly clings to the ideas of 'America' as it was founded (minus slavery, of course).
When the political left looks at Trump they say he is 'unAmerican' because Trump is not a collectivist, and those leftists who controlled the federal government, the media, and Hollywood, want to 'take their country (power) back'.
So it all depends on how you define 'America'.
Posted by: Douglas Felger at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (3zHFt)
They're already in the work place and are striving to make those a safe space, too. They're throwing tantrums and using HR departments and lawsuits to force employers to bow to their wishes, and stupid, weak bosses are going along.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (39g3+)
life starts to kick them in the balls. First time they lose a job, or
any one of the many challenges one encounters out in the harsh cruel
world. The cries of "I wasn't prepared for this!!!" will be echoing near
and far. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (jxbfJ)
There's plenty of scratch to be made in that there counselin' bidness...
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (1H9ox)
federal debt, including the share of that $140T in Fedzilla's unfunded
liabilities which no one ever talks about."
Not so fast. If I'm Texas, my argument is that DC ran up that bill, not the good citizens of my state. If I order the burger and you order the ribeye, two cocktails, an appetizer and dessert, we're NOT splitting the check evenly.
If I'm Texas, I walk away from the table and stick DC with the check. Fuck 'em, and let them try to collect.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (iIzG7)
Ulysses S. Grant's middle name is Ulysses??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (oVvUa)
He hated the name "Hiram", as his initials would be "HUG." So he went by Ulysses. Legend has it that the "S" came from a hotel clerk misreading his name as he checked into a hotel.
Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:31 PM
In olden times, the delta smelt would self-salt as a means of preserving itself through the dry years.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (kDUMP)
They can always get their water from Mexico.
Southern California would quickly become part of Mexico
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (oVvUa)
I assumed you knew that, which is why you asked.
The story is, when he went to West Point, his name was recorded wrong, with his middle name as his first, and the initial S. He was supposedly not assertive enough to tell them they were wrong.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (TOk1P)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne
Penn State grad here.
The town and the campus have both grown enormously since I went there, but it's still about a foot and a half to get from town to the boonies.
James Carville famously said "Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh at one end and Philadelphia at the other and a whole lot of Alabama in between".
State College is in the middle of Alabama.
I though the people who stayed there had Peter Pan syndrome, but if I had a good opportunity to move there today I would do it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (mgbwf)
I claim Catalina.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (/tuJf)
Mormons at my door.
Mormons at my door.
Once in your house they'll bore
Until you start to snore.
Like a pimp without a whore
Or an Al without a Gore
Mormons at my door.
Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Fritz at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (6uMKl)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Roxanne,
In a heartbeat.
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (jxxzr)
The big kahuna would be also assuming their
proportionate share of the federal debt, including the share of that
$140T in Fedzilla's unfunded liabilities which no one ever talks about.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (noWW6)
There's
no way you could ever enforce payment. It would be like trying to
foreclose on Venezuelan assets all over the world. What would the
attachable Californian assets be?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:35 PM (jK8Z7)
Water rights.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)
Sure, and an elephant could do ballet if it lost 1200 pounds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (EbeEQ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (OD2ni)
Actually that's not true. Mulholland (for whom the drive is named) brought water to LA (after a contretemps or two, IIRC).
The problem now is the eco-nuts won't permit construction of water infrastructure. When Moonbeam was first elected in 1975 the first thing he did was scotch a comprehensive water infrastructure project that was planned out and funded by the Legislature and his predecessor, Ronald Reagan. The population of CA then was 16 million. Now it's 38 million. So now we have a shortfall in the water supply.
Thanks, retards!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (SRKgf)
And he went with Ulysses?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (/tuJf)
the media of the day helped him out after the siege of Vicksburg
Posted by: BignJames at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (x9c8r)
>>His birth name was Hiram Ulysses Grant.
And he went with Ulysses?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2016 01:33 PM (/tuJf)
When he was preparing to go to West Point, he thought the initials H.U.G. would not be a great idea, but U.S. Grant would be awesome. And back in the day, Ulysses was a fine name for a soldier. So he picked up Simpson from a family friend and made that his middle name, dropped the Hiram, and U.S. Grant was born.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (jK8Z7)
on its own, if it wanted to be, and jettisoned all the PC and
environmental crap. The state has intrinsically more going for it than
most countries.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Agreed. Maybe independence would give the residents the will to user their natural resources instead of squandering them to save the delta smelt, the whales, the salmon, etc. and to tolerant the smell of businesses like the Siracha plant.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (NOIQH)
....
"ShouldawentwithHiram"
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (1H9ox)
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I need a kleenex
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (dFi94)
Spangled is one of those words that i only know how to use one way. Can anything else be spangled?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 22, 2016 01:25 PM (NSy0M)
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Ah, yes.
I remember when we visited W&M one of the speakers mentioned that you had to take 3 whole hours of history! Aaaaghh!
But not to worry! That requirement could be fulfilled by courses such as the "History of Middle Earth," the "History of Vampire Movies," or "Fabric Arts Through the Centuries."
This is a selling point for an institution of higher education that pretends to excellence?!? Really?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (Bdeb0)
Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States or America.
I'm sure both of these have been posted already, but it's worth repeating.
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (G2Sc9)
We'll know the great American experiment is over when college frat boys
seek counseling for the stress of being pressured into sex by libidinous
coeds.
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)
If they only knew that man buns and douche flutes are the things conspiring against them. Kind of hard to look manly with your hair pulled up like my MIL puffing on mango-peach flavored tobacco oil.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (jxbfJ)
thought the initials H.U.G. would not be a great idea, but U.S. Grant
would be awesome. And back in the day, Ulysses was a fine name for a
soldier. So he picked up Simpson from a family friend and made that his
middle name, dropped the Hiram, and U.S. Grant was born.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (jK8Z7)
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His family tanning and leather goods business is now a store that sells socks. I bought some there that have lambs on them.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (jxxzr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:27 PM (39g3+)
I've heard middle school kids say to their math teacher. "I don't understand that, you cant be teaching it right. You're not a very good teacher." Yeah, can't be you haven't tried to learn anything this last week.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 01:40 PM (OkKDg)
... and we finally hit on, law and history be damned, why this little experiment in self-government ain't going to last.
When the bills start coming due and the wealth runs out - all the printing presses in the world won't stop us from going Weimar Republic. When that happens ... all the oaths in the world won't stop unpaid soldiers from going back home.
And without any force available to the Federal Govt to project ... the States are going to jump off this bitch like rats off a sinking ship. Just to wash their hands of any responsibility to service that debt.
There won't be a fight to save the flag, the documents, or the monuments. The fight will be over who gets stuck with 'em last.
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 22, 2016 01:40 PM (RKJF2)
Legend has it that the "S" came from a hotel clerk misreading his name as he checked into a hotel.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The story is, when he went to West Point, his name was recorded wrong, with his middle name as his first, and the initial S. He was supposedly not assertive enough to tell them they were wrong.
OK
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 01:40 PM (IqV8l)
But to quibble with some earlier commenters:
The star was Jeremy Piven; David Spade had a smaller, supporting role as the "republican" WASP doofus.
And a very young and beefy Jon Favreau played a stoner who inadvertently brings George Clinton (and his band) to "the Pit" (which is the cool, co-ed, mixed-race social house) for the ultimate "cant we all get along" party.
Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 22, 2016 01:40 PM (tRFUP)
The problem now is the eco-nuts won't permit construction of water
infrastructure. When Moonbeam was first elected in 1975 the first thing
he did was scotch a comprehensive water infrastructure project that was
planned out and funded by the Legislature and his predecessor, Ronald
Reagan. The population of CA then was 16 million. Now it's 38 million.
So now we have a shortfall in the water supply.
Thanks, retards!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (SRKgf)
Yeah, Mulholland's little contretemps was a dam failure that flooded the valley downstream and killed more than 400 people. Mulholland was not a trained engineer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Francis_Dam
But your point about the greenies preventing rational use of water is still valid.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (jK8Z7)
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it didn't. just ask the Alpha, Beta and Gamma smelt
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (1H9ox)
I would love it. Let them run the place completely independently of
the US, with all their idiotic liberal fantasy solutions to everything
(like they do now, but without access to federal funds), and see how
long it takes Mexico, Russia or China to have to come in and bail their
commie asses out.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 22, 2016 01:07 PM (CS7jF)
Could never be permitted.
Russia or China with a foothold on the US mainland is unimaginable. The Pentagon would literally explode from the collective panic.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (6JL3d)
Nope. Mexico gets its water from the US, specifically from the Colorado River. Or it could, if we didn't basically snarf it all. Just a little trickle makes it to the Gulf of Baja.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (SRKgf)
....
"ShouldawentwithHiram"
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:37 PM (1H9ox)
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I need a kleenex
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (dFi94)
Word.
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (0mRoj)
364 How did the delta smelt survive in dry years before people?
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it didn't. just ask the Alpha, Beta and Gamma smelt
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (h/uSM)
As long as the Omega smelt made it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 01:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: the deplorable chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM
That will still be worth repeating on the day of Pence's 2nd inauguration.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2016 01:42 PM (kDUMP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Francis_Dam
But your point about the greenies preventing rational use of water is still valid.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (jK8Z7)
Yeah, I was facetious about Mulholland.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Czar Peter at November 22, 2016 01:42 PM (c5KAf)
Posted by: josephistan at November 22, 2016 01:42 PM (7HtZB)
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it didn't. just ask the Alpha, Beta and Gamma smelt
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (h/uSM)
As long as the Omega smelt made it.
....
He who smelt it delta'd it.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:42 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 22, 2016 01:43 PM (gMFC1)
Not once was preparing students for the real world, to be a productive member of the work force mentioned the entire 3 hours we were engaged with these snowflakes.
Not.
Fucking.
Once.
Posted by: TehAdmiral
I've hired some good kids out of their physics department
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:43 PM (jxxzr)
It starts an epic rant that starts with "NOW LISTEN TO ME SON ...."
we have all daughters
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 22, 2016 01:43 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Not considered evil; just the power required is. CA isn't building enough power plants to make it cost effective. And no, no one would go thirsty because the majority of water goes to agriculture. The bad effect here is that food prices are insane.
Santa Barbara built a desal plant and then closed it because of a temporary break in the 50 year drought. It's still not cost effective to reopen yet.
Economics are at play here, not just politics. So calm your titties.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:43 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 22, 2016 01:43 PM (5rnuB)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:44 PM (1H9ox)
Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States.
Posted by: Ripley at November 22, 2016 01:44 PM (1BQGO)
I've only met one person named "Hiram" in my life.
He went by the nickname "Hi".
Apropos of less...
I knew one guy stuck without the first and middle names "Elmer Jasper"-
He went by "EJ".
And even as an adult berated his parents for sticking him with those names. Often.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2016 01:45 PM (vZ9Fw)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:42 PM (1H9ox)
Oh hell.
*deletes*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Hobo, the other white meat' at November 22, 2016 01:45 PM (OkKDg)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (h/uSM)
The Star-Vajazzled Banner?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:45 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:43 PM (Yg871)
If it were economics and not politics then Cali wouldn't be pissing away tens of billions on the magic train to nowhere.
The water situation in Cali is all politics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2016 01:45 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Timon at November 22, 2016 01:46 PM (27k1O)
Hillary Clinton will never be president of the United States.
Posted by: Ripley at November 22, 2016 01:44 PM (1BQGO)
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Once Trump won, I figured that there wouldn't be a directed prosecution from the DOJ because it'd be so time consuming and ultimately unprofitable to the administration.
I was really hoping for a back-handed pardon, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 22, 2016 01:46 PM (bheOt)
The water war?
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:46 PM (jxxzr)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 22, 2016 01:45 PM (vZ9Fw)
Johnny Cash had a song that explained it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:46 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: morigu at November 22, 2016 01:46 PM (gU+/s)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (1H9ox)
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Go to the museum up on the hill, which is the most wonderful thing ever, or go to the smaller museum off the main street. The smaller one will probably have more indepth info from the museum lady,and you can get your questions answered. The uphill lady basically just takes your ticket. But do go to the uphill one. The original painting of Lee surrendering to Grant is there. It's gigantic. You can also tour Grant's house - they have a lot of good information there as well.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 22, 2016 01:46 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 22, 2016 01:47 PM (lrKc+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 01:47 PM (IqV8l)
The water situation in Cali is all politics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 22, 2016 01:45 PM (zc3Db)
Don't worry, they'll figure out a way to squander taxpayer money on making it solar-powered.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:47 PM (jK8Z7)
Economics are at play here, not just politics. So calm your titties.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:43 PM (Yg871)
San Diego county just opened its desalination plant last year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlsbad_desalination_plant
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:47 PM (SRKgf)
Mormons at my door.
Once in your house they'll bore
Until you start to snore.
Like a pimp without a whore
Or an Al without a Gore
Mormons at my door.
Posted by: Zombie Jim Morrison
I like this alternate universe where Jim Morrison has a sense of humor!
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 01:48 PM (jBuUi)
Turn on Beck!
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (jxxzr)
Yeah, well, the other day I had Klingons on my Starboard Bow ! ( Obscure reference that nobody will get. I know--- )
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:48 PM (d6TTt)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlsbad_desalination_plant
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:47 PM (SRKgf)
San Diego actually has some people with common sense running things from time to time.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:49 PM (jK8Z7)
O/T but the AP is holding out to the bitter end to five Trump 300 +
Posted by: Czar Peter at November 22, 2016 01:42 PM (c5KAf)
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Michigan has till the end of the day to call their vote. So far nothing.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 22, 2016 01:49 PM (dFi94)
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it didn't. just ask the Alpha, Beta and Gamma smelt
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (h/uSM)
As long as the Omega smelt made it.
....
He who smelt it delta'd it.
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iota know better than to start one of these
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:49 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:49 PM (39g3+)
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Why can't we build great things anymore?
Rachel Maddow wants to know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 22, 2016 01:51 PM (bheOt)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 22, 2016 01:49 PM (jK8Z7)
We used to. More and more liberals are moving here all the time, in a microcosm of what happened to the state as a whole. The ding-a-ling population is soaring as shitheads flee the Bay Area, the Northeast, and upper Midwest, unfortunately bringing their idiotic liberal politics with them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:51 PM (SRKgf)
Turn on Beck!
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (jxxzr)
Yeah, well, the other day I had Klingons on my Starboard Bow ! ( Obscure reference that nobody will get. I know--- )
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:48 PM (d6TTt)
Scrape 'em off, Jim!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 22, 2016 01:52 PM (0mRoj)
Spangled is one of those words that i only know how to use one way. Can anything else be spangled?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:38 PM (h/uSM)
Submitted for consideration: A dirty kitchen counter, with ants. Ice cream, with sprinkles. A face, after the money-shot. The sea, with flotsam.
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)
I'm reminded of the banter between Adams and Jefferson near the end of 1776, when Adams takes issue over Jefferson's vocabulary:
ADAMS: The word is 'unalienable.' Not 'inalienable.'
JEFFERSON: I'm sorry, Mr. Adams, but 'inalienable' is correct.
ADAMS: I happen to be a Harvard graduate -
(Congress breaks out in laughter)
JEFFERSON: I attended William and Mary -
(even louder laughter)
And now both of those schools are laughingstocks.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 22, 2016 01:52 PM (X6fMO)
Fact: the Mulholland drive is faster than the speed of light, and will carry us to a distant galaxy.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
So more nukes!!!
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:53 PM (jxxzr)
A little redheaded girl's face spangled with freckles?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)
iota know better than to start one of these
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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Theta'll teach you!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:54 PM (yuzpV)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:49 PM (h/uSM)
You ν it would happen
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 22, 2016 01:54 PM (5rnuB)
407 How did the delta smelt survive in dry years before people?
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it didn't. just ask the Alpha, Beta and Gamma smelt
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:41 PM (h/uSM)
As long as the Omega smelt made it.
....
He who smelt it delta'd it.
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iota know better than to start one of these
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:49 PM (h/uSM)
I phelta pi and omega it smelt
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2016 01:54 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:48 PM (d6TTt)
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (X6fMO)
I can relate to exactly one of these.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (RKJF2)
counter, with ants. Ice cream, with sprinkles. A face, after the
money-shot. The sea, with flotsam.
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)
An odd composition, but let's go with it.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (tHwdc)
It was also designed by Israeli-based IDE Technologies, so pretty much all of the planets were in alignment.
Probably couldn't do it again today if our lives depended on it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (SRKgf)
iota know better than to start one of these
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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Theta'll teach you!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:54 PM (yuzpV)
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it'll never end. {xi...}
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (1H9ox)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (5rnuB)
Mulholland (for whom the drive is named)
Fact: the Mulholland drive is faster than the speed of light, and will carry us to a distant galaxy.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:53 PM (tHwdc)
Ludicrous speed?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: tubal at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (d6TTt)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 22, 2016 01:40 PM (RKJF2)
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For decades the Left has been telling us that flag-wavers are pathetic knuckle-draggers, that our Founders were evil bigots, that the Constitution is out-dated, etc., etc. They have systematically debunked all of our patriotic attachments.
And one day they will reap what they have sown.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 22, 2016 01:56 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Mega at November 22, 2016 01:56 PM (ULxqW)
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:53 PM (jxxzr)
We're going the wrong way on the nuke front. They're shutting down the San Onofre nuclear plant, and Diablo Canyon as well.
Because Gaia.
Thanks, liberals!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:56 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:53 PM
Go on....
Posted by: Charlie Brown at November 22, 2016 01:56 PM (kDUMP)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90
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Theta'll teach you!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:54 PM (yuzpV)
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it'll never end. {xi...}
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There ought to be a kappa on these sorts of things.
Posted by: ajmojo at November 22, 2016 01:57 PM (1H9ox)
counter, with ants. Ice cream, with sprinkles. A face, after the
money-shot. The sea, with flotsam.
Posted by: General Zod at November 22, 2016 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)
An odd composition, but let's go with it.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:55 PM (tHwdc)
All four of these will be found in tonight's episode of
THE TWILIGHT ZONE
(otherwise known as the ONT)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 22, 2016 01:57 PM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
2m^2 of solar panels, with a breeder reactor as backup
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 01:57 PM (jxxzr)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:58 PM (yuzpV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2016 01:53 PM (39g3+)
But not her. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:58 PM (tHwdc)
Can we make 8 weeks on Parris Island mandatory to get a college loan?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2016 12:52 PM (Waim4)
No, it is 11 weeks on Parris Island, 3 and a half weeks at Camp Geiger. 8 weeks get you an incomplete.
Posted by: MadDog Best Friend or Worse Enemy at November 22, 2016 01:59 PM (7N6ox)
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 22, 2016 01:39 PM (dFi94)
US Grant hated the sight and smell of blood, which had permeated his father's tanning business and home when Grant was growing up.
He had his meat cooked well-done, burned even.
Some members of the press considered Grant a butcher given that he seemed to take the worst casualty reports without any outward show of emotion. According to historian Shelby Foote, Grant wept after the Wilderness, privately, in his tent.
Not a butcher, after all.
Posted by: troyriser at November 22, 2016 02:01 PM (OGbEB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 22, 2016 01:32 PM (SRKgf)
But if it jettisoned the PC and environmental crap. it would be a sane state and its' reasons for wanting to secede in the first place would be gone.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 22, 2016 02:04 PM (u0lmX)
via vox day
Last week, Canada busted a giant international pedo / child p 0 rn ring
Hundreds arrested, 386 children rescued.
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/801141545596571648
"The arrests included 40 schoolteachers, nine doctors and nurses, 32 people who volunteered with children, six law-enforcement personnel, nine pastors or priests and three foster parents," said inspector Joanna Beavan-Desjardins.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 22, 2016 02:12 PM (Om16U)
the story is from 2013
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 22, 2016 02:19 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 22, 2016 02:26 PM (cLhql)
The friend of the family who put him in for West Point guessed at his middle name being "Simpson", his mother's middle name.
Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 22, 2016 02:54 PM (HP793)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 22, 2016 03:55 PM (18h+i)
Posted by: Trimegistus at November 22, 2016 03:55 PM (niWGf)
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 22, 2016 04:07 PM (Hh+Gc)
Posted by: Crowley at November 22, 2016 05:34 PM (d8YXD)
Posted by: The Dude at November 22, 2016 10:29 PM (7LLi4)
That is just not right!
TOGA! - , TOGA! - , TOGA! - , TOGA! - , TOGA! - , TOGA! - , TOGA! !!!1
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Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)