Store Owner Turned Away Manteen Because He Seemed "Odd:" Question -- Did a HateCrime Occur Here?

The answer is "no" but only due to sheerest happenstance: The store owner was right.

But what if he had not been? After all, most hunches aren't right. Maybe something like 30-40% of them pay off.

Would he have been guilty of Islamophobia?

I would urge conservative activists to picket -- yes, picket this store -- for his Islamaophobia.

Bake me a cake, bigot.

Sell me a gun, Islamophobe.

Force them to confront the ludicrous assumptions of their racist cult worldview.

Posted by: Ace at 06:52 PM




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1 Foist?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 06:50 PM (errhE)

2 Oh Oh, new thead!!!!!!

Posted by: Ray, it's just Ray Period at June 15, 2016 06:50 PM (LKFFy)

3 Is "Fuck you Muslim" too harsh?

Posted by: Barry at June 15, 2016 06:51 PM (zWix7)

4 Manteen sounds like an 80s TV show.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 06:51 PM (errhE)

5 LOVE WINS, GOATBOY!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 06:52 PM (errhE)

6 I know someone that's not getting any fag cake tonight

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at June 15, 2016 06:52 PM (egzLR)

7 NO GUN FOR YOU!!!!!

Posted by: Gun Nazi at June 15, 2016 06:53 PM (LKFFy)

8 The N.Y. Daily News?

Seriously?

I'd rather have a link to Yoko strangling a cat, er, "performing"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 15, 2016 06:53 PM (C9pBZ)

9 Manteen sounds like an 80s TV show.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy


It sounds like the current state of American masculinity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2016 06:53 PM (p2X2f)

10
A muslim who hasn't killed you yet is one of the good ones we keep hearing about.


Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 06:54 PM (vcsE3)

11 ace, no linky to gun shop story (the one I assume you're referring to in the headline).


Link goes to ignorant idiot of the NYDN and his bigoted vomitus.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 06:54 PM (QDnY+)

12 If that wuss thought the kick on a AR-15 was bad, I invite him to fire a 12-guage shotgun.

Posted by: Deathknyte at June 15, 2016 06:54 PM (8lRw7)

13 Thank God the GOP is there to sell us all out again.
You're all on a govt. list and will never get guns or ammo again.
Thank you Mitch.

Posted by: Barry at June 15, 2016 06:55 PM (zWix7)

14 If only the link made sense. If only.

Posted by: Artruen at June 15, 2016 06:55 PM (6N4gW)

15 A blind link?

Posted by: dantesed at June 15, 2016 06:55 PM (88xKn)

16 Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 06:54 PM (QDnY+)
That dude from the NYDN is still I pussy whose ass I'm sure I could kick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 15, 2016 06:55 PM (egOGm)

17 OMG...I was accidentally forced to read that dribble from that dolt at NYDN....

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 15, 2016 06:56 PM (vvQF4)

18 "Bigoted vomitus"
And his "are you man enough like me to vote Hillary" ending...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 15, 2016 06:56 PM (C9pBZ)

19 We'd sell him a gun, but first we'd write FAG on the stock.

Posted by: Whole Foods, Purveyor of the Finest FAG Goods Since 1978 at June 15, 2016 06:56 PM (8ZskC)

20 Mooselimbs should get their guns for free because they're so peace loving

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 06:56 PM (7lVbc)

21
Ace Johnson is right -- We are, literally, set up to fail.

The Left has rigged the game so it is quite inconvenient to call out bad behavior.

The Left has rigged for Omar Mateen or Nidal Hassan to wreak havoc on us without worry of ever being preempted no matter how much he talks up ISIS.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 06:56 PM (vcsE3)

22
A link, to the actual story:

Orlando Shooter Turned Away From Gun Store, Owner Says
Staff refused to sell Omar Mateen anything because he just seemed very odd

https://tinyurl.com/hfebw64

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 06:56 PM (kdS6q)

23 If there has ever been someone more appropriately named than Kuntzman I am utterly unaware of it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 06:57 PM (39g3+)

24 Link is wrong, I think. Gersh Wimpboy and his inability to control a rifle. Not a gun store.

Posted by: Spellcheck at June 15, 2016 06:57 PM (HKBpI)

25 "Odd" as in "queer"?
It's not islamaphobia, it's homophobia!

Posted by: wooga at June 15, 2016 06:57 PM (TS0uO)

26 And let's not forget the gun shop owners (AZ and TX?) who, correctly, resisted selling rifles to very dodgy buyers but were pushed to do so by the ATF, as part of Fast and Furious.


As with every other major "story" in the US, for years now, the facts, rights/wrongs, logic, and moral calculus of "gun control" are perfectly inverted/reversed. Thanks to a collapsed media and, sadly, a very incurious, bigoted, ignorant, and embarrasingly passive public.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 06:57 PM (QDnY+)

27 Well, Ace did say the eyesight still isn't 20/whatever...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 15, 2016 06:57 PM (C9pBZ)

28 AR15 bothered me first time I used it, but I got over it. After the first magazine.

Glad the author admits he's terrible, though. Inadvertently of course. Then goes right to "oh no people made fun of me" and "look at all these strawmen arguments I can set on fire"

Posted by: Gaff at June 15, 2016 06:57 PM (0YV0o)

29 My gun needs only require one or two more purchases. Then the plans for the Deathmobile go into development. Optional Love Wins, Fag cake cloaking device.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 06:58 PM (errhE)

30 Posted by: Whole Foods, Purveyor of the Finest FAG Goods Since 1978 at June 15, 2016 06:56 PM (8ZskC)
LOL

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 15, 2016 06:58 PM (egOGm)

31 Manteen sound like Pantene shampoo, for men!

Posted by: wooga at June 15, 2016 06:58 PM (TS0uO)

32 Ace, how many fingers am I holding up?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 06:59 PM (errhE)

33 This is why you should go to the Gun Show and use a Loophole.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 06:59 PM (M7C2K)

34
Orlando Shooter Turned Away From Gun Store, Owner Says
Staff refused to sell Omar Mateen anything because he just seemed very odd



Tell me, my dear morons, does this not sound exactly like an intro to an NBC News Dateline setup?

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 06:59 PM (vcsE3)

35 If there has ever been someone more appropriately named than Kuntzman I am utterly unaware of it.


He changed to Kuntzmann because he hated his original family name. It was Suckadikoff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2016 06:59 PM (8ZskC)

36 Poop...can't read it cause I dontz have teh suberscription...

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 15, 2016 06:59 PM (vvQF4)

37 Ace, does this mean your vision is finally clearing up, or is a buxom nurse taking dictation?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 15, 2016 07:00 PM (jR7Wy)

38
I think this is the story Ace was thinking of
http://www.wsj.com/articles/
orlando-shooter-turned-away-from-gun-store-owner-says-1466024932

Posted by: ArthurK at June 15, 2016 07:00 PM (h53OH)

39 Manteen is the theme of my basement parties.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at June 15, 2016 07:00 PM (8ZskC)

40 Guy is still a pussy.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at June 15, 2016 07:00 PM (LKFFy)

41 Yeah that second article was even worse than the first, and the fact that he wrote it at all shows the reaction to the first one was pretty overwhelming and hit him right in the space where he'd have pills if they'd ever dropped

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 07:00 PM (39g3+)

42 Tolerance........after putting up with your shit I get called a racist bigot and homophobe......pretty much the definition these days....

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at June 15, 2016 07:00 PM (egzLR)

43
If you google the article title, you can get in thru that link.

Falken's Maze.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:01 PM (kdS6q)

44 Clearly the store owner was discriminating against him and teasing him because he was a muslim.Just like his co workers at the security company.

The FBI

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2016 07:01 PM (B48dK)

45 Well, no shit, he was very odd. The store keeper is clairvoyant and a pretty damn good judge of character.

Posted by: IC at June 15, 2016 07:01 PM (b90al)

46 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2016 06:59 PM (8ZskC)
I don't understand dudes like kuntzman. My husband's friends would throw tampons at him and totally beat his ass for being a pussy.
He's not even embarrassed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 15, 2016 07:01 PM (egOGm)

47 I blame Punch Sulzberger. If, on the day he found out his son was a little Commie f*ck that wanted NVA soldiers to kill Americans, he had punched Lil Pinchy in the mouth and then disowned him, how many lives could he have saved from the killing curse of political correctness that his evil spawn has been promulgating for decades. Roast in hell, Punch!

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double-headed spiked dildo at June 15, 2016 07:01 PM (VDovR)

48 Ace, how many fingers am I holding up?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 06:59 PM (errhE)


That's not a finger, smartass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2016 07:01 PM (8ZskC)

49
Mateen had a phone conversation while he was in the store and appeared to be speaking in Arabic, Mr. Abell said. Mateen was also texting while he was in the store, Mr. Abell said.

Mr. Abell added that the store had been given a heads up earlier by law-enforcement authorities to be on the lookout for suspicious people. Mr. Abell wouldn't specify which authorities.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:02 PM (kdS6q)

50
The Left will actually probably do this, too!

The news channels will send in a menacing-looking young Muslim to a gun store, or to stand outside an elementary school, or, or, get this, a church!, just to goad people into calling the police.

It will turn out he's completely harmless! And homosexual! And a doctor!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 07:02 PM (vcsE3)

51 Hah! It was trick question!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:02 PM (errhE)

52 Islamaphobia!!!

Posted by: Lauren at June 15, 2016 07:02 PM (xHsw3)

53 Completely unrelated to the horror in Orlando caused by the anti-gay bigotry that bigotry and "hate" that drenches the country and society (just going by the NYT editorial page wisdom here), I just ordered my first two AR lowers this week. (the regulated, serial-numbered part of an AR)


Really. But it wasn't random timing, either. It was driven by f***ing CA and its rampaging fascist ignoramuses. Even though I still expect Brown to veto the relevant bills, remembered you just can't take anything for granted any more.


Cheap. Anderson Mfg., multi-cal, basic. Oh - and thanks to a moron here recently who mentioned the source I ended up using (the beautifully named "Joe Bob's Outfitters".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 07:02 PM (QDnY+)

54 Irony....


Kuntz Family History. Kuntz Name Meaning. German: from the old personal name Chunizo, formed with Old High German kuoni 'bold', 'brave', 'experienced', or possibly chunni 'race', 'people'. It is sometimes taken as a pet form of Konrad. The expression Hinz und Kunz was a German equivalent of 'every Tom, Dick, and Harry'


Thy name is Kuntzmann

Posted by: eleven at June 15, 2016 07:03 PM (qUNWi)

55 Thanks to a collapsed media and, sadly, a very incurious, bigoted, ignorant, and embarrassingly passive public.
Posted by: rhomboid


I've a feeling that the media has never been a completely neutral source of facts and information.

It may have only been a brief period that the bulk of the profession didn't want to be the termites of the grand house of the Republic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2016 07:03 PM (p2X2f)

56
Why aren't we revisting "clock boy."

Oh that's right, the opposition to obama is too busy giving him a blow job!

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 07:03 PM (vcsE3)

57 Manimal was a cheesy '83 TV show. Affirmative Action student Barry Soetoro probably loved it. Mmm - mmm - mmm Manimal!

Posted by: Fred Silverman at June 15, 2016 07:04 PM (9CSik)

58 Judicial Watch has an article today about how a ME "refugee" terrorist wannabe was caught in N.M. with the plans to a local gas pipeline on her.

Interesting thing was, the article quoted a Mexican official, by name, who said he is appalled by how non-existent U.S. security is at the southern border, and how it's just a matter of time before there is a big attack in the U.S. because of the Obama administration's attitude towards border security.

You know things are pretty damn bad when even the Mexicans are shocked by the lack of U.S. border security.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2016 07:04 PM (BNs9e)

59 Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 07:02 PM (QDnY+)
I want more guns too, I'd rather have them and not need them than need a weapon and be unable to get them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 15, 2016 07:04 PM (egOGm)

60
Mateen requested a heavy duty type of body armor that is typically used by law enforcement, said Robbie Abell, co owner of Lotus Gunworks of South Florida. The store doesnt carry any armor.

Because of his staffs concerns about Mateen, Mr. Abell said the store shut him down on all sales.




Well, good thing he didn't get his hands on that. He might have held out for two or three hours.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:05 PM (kdS6q)

61 >>You know things are pretty damn bad when even the Mexicans are shocked by the lack of U.S. border security.


Mexico has come a long way.
A few years back, their Space Program was able to put a Killer Whale on the Moon.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 07:06 PM (M7C2K)

62 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2016 07:04 PM (BNs9e)
The price for a coyote to bring you into the US from Mexico has increased to $8500. I think it used to be around 4000.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 15, 2016 07:06 PM (egOGm)

63 >>But what if he had not been? After all, most hunches aren't right. Maybe something like 30-40% of them pay off.'


Gavin de Becker's "Gift of Fear" says otherwise.
STore owner was likely unconsciously picking up on cues.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:07 PM (NOIQH)

64 The administration has the whole FBI scared of Islamophobia

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2016 07:07 PM (d9qXV)

65 It will turn out he's completely harmless! And homosexual! And a doctor!

Maybe it was Fletch!!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at June 15, 2016 07:07 PM (LKFFy)

66 From Pussyboy: "mass murder is much easier to commit with a semi-automatic killing machine than it is with a hammer."


Neither is as easy and effective as a 2 gallon can of gasoline and a match.

Posted by: Salt Mime at June 15, 2016 07:07 PM (rwI+c)

67 What's the over under on Bernie coming out for free guns?

Posted by: torabora at June 15, 2016 07:07 PM (9FQSz)

68 dammit

Posted by: Salt Mime at June 15, 2016 07:08 PM (rwI+c)

Posted by: Salt Mime at June 15, 2016 07:08 PM (rwI+c)

70 Posted by: CaliGirl at June 15, 2016 07:01 PM (egOGm)


Your husband's friends sound JUST HORRIBLE!!!!


*drops and pounds pavement with tiny fists*

Posted by: Gershie Kuntzman at June 15, 2016 07:08 PM (8ZskC)

71 And another thing, why is this cretin considered to be homophobic (self hating or otherwise), because he picked a gay club? By all accounts he was gay and frequented the club. Simpler explanation is that he was comfortable in the club, was familiar with the club's layout and lack of security (one armed guard).

Posted by: Javems at June 15, 2016 07:08 PM (yOqwj)

72
A spokeswoman for the Port St. Lucie Police Department said she spoke with its Criminal Investigation Bureau, crime analysts and administration and we were not made aware of this incident or of any heads up. The St. Lucie County Sheriff said it didnt distribute any alerts. The Martin County Sheriffs Office and the Fort Pierce Police Department didnt immediately return messages seeking comment. An FBI spokesman didnt immediately comment.




In a related story, trash cans full of burning paper have been spotted outside the FBI Orlando Field Office.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:08 PM (kdS6q)

73 >>Judicial Watch has an article today about how a ME "refugee" terrorist
wannabe was caught in N.M. with the plans to a local gas pipeline on
her.

Well that's just awesome.

I'm sure muslim convert Jeh Johnson ia All Over this.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:09 PM (NOIQH)

74 "The questions he was asking were not the normal questions a normal person would be asking... He just seemed very odd" said Abell.

And if he hadn't been a mass murderer, Ace is right. He'd be calle Islamophobic. Obama would sic his Civil Rights lawyers on the guy for being a bigot.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 07:09 PM (39g3+)

75
So we lost Judy Jetson/Josie (Pussycats).

And now Millie Helper is dead. (Dick Van Dyke's neighbor.)

Also now dead is Corabeth Walton...from the Waltons.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 07:09 PM (vcsE3)

76 I mentioned yesterday that I shoot left-handed, so the spent brass from the AR-15 actually does fly past my face. But it goes sideways; it doesn't come back and hit me. And I'm watching the target, so I really don't notice it.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

77 What a little poofter.

He wants to ban semiautomatic weapons because they frighten him, and a large part of his argument is that people have said mean things about him.

Truly a stupid time to be alive

Posted by: Phone of kari at June 15, 2016 07:10 PM (KQ0Cl)

78 >>>>Judicial Watch has an article today about how a ME "refugee" terrorist
wannabe was caught in N.M. with the plans to a local gas pipeline on
her.


Sounds like a Right-Wing Radicalist False Flag Operation.

Posted by: Jeh Johnson at June 15, 2016 07:10 PM (M7C2K)

79 The price for a coyote to bring you into the US from Mexico has increased to $8500. I think it used to be around 4000.
_______________________

They're getting ripped off.

You don't need a coyote. You can just stroll right in, flag down the nearest BP car, and have them drive you to the interior U.S. destination of your choice.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2016 07:10 PM (BNs9e)

80 >>Oh that's right, the opposition to obama is too busy giving him a blow job!

Blow is just a figure of speech.

Posted by: Mitch at June 15, 2016 07:12 PM (c7vUv)

81 @ 77
A fan of The Inbetweeners?

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double-headed spiked dildo at June 15, 2016 07:12 PM (VDovR)

82 Sounds like a Right-Wing Radicalist False Flag Operation.
____________

Yes, no doubt inspired to her hatred and bloodlust by the debate over excluding trannies from girls' bathrooms.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2016 07:12 PM (BNs9e)

83 63 >>But what if he had not been? After all, most hunches aren't right. Maybe something like 30-40% of them pay off.'


Gavin de Becker's "Gift of Fear" says otherwise.
STore owner was likely unconsciously picking up on cues.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:07 PM (NOIQH)

Behavioral profiling.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:12 PM (0mRoj)

84 The thought of armed Muslim men makes me sweaty in my naughty place.

Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at June 15, 2016 07:12 PM (Mt8T4)

85 >>You don't need a coyote. You can just stroll right in, flag down the nearest BP car, and have them drive you to the interior U.S. destination of your choice.


Or, throw one or two of your 14 kids on a train north and wait for INS to send you a Charter Jet.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 07:13 PM (M7C2K)

86 Best part of the range was when the guy on your right decided to shoot on the left side of the foxhole in the prone. Eat my brass, buddy!!! Usually he could collect all your brass with his body.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:13 PM (errhE)

87 Boy, that Amarillo, TX Walmart "workplace violent" by a former employee/Somali immigrant story sure disappeared fast, huh?

Anyone seen anything about the letter he left in his car - the one in Arabic?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:13 PM (NOIQH)

88 Ack! Not that Gersh guy again!

Posted by: sinalco at June 15, 2016 07:13 PM (yODqO)

89 If he'd gone in and lit up a couple of pressure cooker assault bombs, would there be call for new pressure cooker control laws?
/probably not

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Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 15, 2016 07:14 PM (rwI+c)

91 Lawsuit against the store owner is in preparation, don't worry.

Posted by: CAIR at June 15, 2016 07:15 PM (04MHO)

92 So all the NeverTrumpers today attacking Trump for wanting to "talk to the NRA" are wrong about the NRA's position about selling firearms to terror watchlist suspects. Okey-dokey. (Although I don't know if that includes the no-fly list as the NRA statement wasn't that specific.) Thanks, Y-Not!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 07:15 PM (PLnZs)

93 If the GOPe types would have opposed Obozo over the last 8 years half as much as they oppose Trump, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place and more people would still be alive.

Still waiting for #NeverFatAssBitch......

Worthless bastards.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2016 07:16 PM (ej1L0)

94 >>If he'd gone in and lit up a couple of pressure cooker assault bombs, would there be call for new pressure cooker control laws?

A jihadi already tried arson at a gay club in Seattle on NYE 2014. He's in jail.
Funny the MSM hasn't mentioned this - that the Pulse attack was the *second* gay club attack in the US.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:16 PM (NOIQH)

95 What's the over under on Bernie coming out for free guns?

Actually, there are too many types of guns.

Under my administration, only one government-manufactured weapon will be available in each Congressional district. District gun use will be evenly divided among all the citizens of the District on a yearly basis. This averages out to a full 1.3 minutes per year for every American, regardless of social class or financial position.

Hoch Hech!

Posted by: B. Sanders at June 15, 2016 07:17 PM (3rYDB)

96 But Gush Cuntman will let me keep my bolt-action rifle, right? That's not a weapon of mass destruction. It's basically a squirt gun. You certainly couldn't, say, kill the president with one.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:17 PM (kumBu)

97 BTW, the NY Daily News did a stealth edit on the dick's fantasy column.

They removed the egregious "machine-gun" lie reference and replaced it with the accurate "semi-automatic rifle" (or similar) description.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 07:17 PM (PLnZs)

98 Perhaps Manteen violated the no shirt, no shoes, no service rule. You know, because he was wearing assless chaps and glitter.

Posted by: pep at June 15, 2016 07:17 PM (LAe3v)

99 So a man who didn't use an AR-15 & who wasn't on any "no fly list" kills 49 people & the Left's response is to ban the AR-15 & not let anyone on this "no fly list" own any firearms. Am I missing something?

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 07:18 PM (7qAYi)

100 97, i hope i remembered to put on lip gloss.

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2016 07:18 PM (iynDC)

101 How the fuck did this become about guns and not that muzzle scum...we are getting rick rolled again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2016 07:18 PM (Ozsfq)

102 Campaign slogan for every republican running for president all the way down to dogcatcher:

Vote Republican because the Democrats are trying to get us all killed.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 15, 2016 07:18 PM (GzDYP)

103
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:13 PM (errhE)


When I was in they use to have these pot metal deflectors that mounted over the ejection port to deflect the brass casings downward for left handed shooters

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:18 PM (lKyWE)

104 "Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:16 PM (NOIQH) "

Gay clubs are highly fire retardant, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:19 PM (kumBu)

105 Actually, when you work in a store where firearms are sold, your moron-DAR gets pretty accurate. They tend to stand out loudly compared to the normal clientele.

Posted by: Dr. Doomsday at June 15, 2016 07:19 PM (W41Dn)

106 nevermind.

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2016 07:19 PM (iynDC)

107 >>So a man who didn't use an AR-15 who wasn't on any "no fly list"
kills 49 people the Left's response is to ban the AR-15 not
let anyone on this "no fly list" own any firearms. Am I missing
something?


Yep - it was a Muslim man and the Left has blamed Christians.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:19 PM (NOIQH)

108 86 Best part of the range was when the guy on your right decided to shoot on the left side of the foxhole in the prone. Eat my brass, buddy!!! Usually he could collect all your brass with his body.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:13 PM (errhE)

I was once at the indoor range. It had partitioned shooting stations, but the brass from the guy shooting next to me was flying up over the partition, bouncing off the partition on my right, and showering me with brass. Caught a couple in the face. Good times.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:19 PM (0mRoj)

109 102 Campaign slogan for every republican running for president all the way down to dogcatcher:
Vote Republican because the Democrats are trying to get us all killed.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 15, 2016 07:18 PM (GzDYP)




I've summarized it as: "Vote Republican - because the Democrat Party is simply not FIT to govern."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 07:20 PM (oKE6c)

110
There are a lot of terrorist cases in the US. They just dont get the publicity.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 15, 2016 07:20 PM (iQIUe)

111 CaliGirl... i got willowed in the last thread.

since they were you-centric, you might wanna pop back over.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 15, 2016 07:20 PM (cqiFV)

112 96 But Gush Cuntman will let me keep my bolt-action rifle, right? That's not a weapon of mass destruction. It's basically a squirt gun. You certainly couldn't, say, kill the president with one.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:17 PM (kumBu)

Or gun down a dozen people from a clock tower.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 07:20 PM (7qAYi)

113 Nevergiveup, because it's always about disarming the populace of a Nation?
see europe. see us.
Heck everything is about having a complacent controllable populace

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2016 07:21 PM (iynDC)

114 "How the fuck did this become about guns and not that muzzle scum...we are getting rick rolled again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2016 07:18 PM (Ozsfq) "

Let them keep up the stupidity. This past weekend has pushed me to vote for Trump, and I'm probably not the only one.

I still hate him, but the left in this country won't stop until they get us all killed. I'd rather live under a man I dislike than die under the heel of Muzzie loving bootlickers.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:21 PM (kumBu)

115 The should totally be fined $135,000

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor at June 15, 2016 07:21 PM (12kBq)

116
The price for a coyote to bring you into the US from Mexico has increased to $8500.

So where do these people with nothing but the shirt on their back come up with $8500?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 07:21 PM (IqV8l)

117 So where do these people with nothing but the shirt on their back come up with $8500?


It doesn't cost, it pays.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 15, 2016 07:22 PM (rwI+c)

118
So a man who didn't use an AR-15 who wasn't on any "no fly list" kills 49 people the Left's response is to ban the AR-15 not let anyone on this "no fly list" own any firearms. Am I missing something?
Posted by: Josephistan



Yes. Correct as marked.

the Left's^

^ and GOPe's

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:22 PM (kdS6q)

119 from the M-16A2 forward, and most civilian AR made these days all have a brass deflector manufactures into the upper receiver. it's the little wedge thing just behind the ejection port.

of course, normal people don't need that.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 15, 2016 07:22 PM (cqiFV)

120 trump is a chump, bui better than the other REPRESENTATIVE parties.
that's where i'm at.

embarrassing as it/he is.

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (iynDC)

121 "
Or gun down a dozen people from a clock tower.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 07:20 PM (7qAYi) "

Can't be. I've heard from reliable sources that only black assault rifles with the things that go up are capable of mass shootings. My Mosin has a nice hardwood stock and no shoulder thingy, therefore it's basically harmless.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (kumBu)

122 94 >>If he'd gone in and lit up a couple of pressure cooker assault bombs, would there be call for new pressure cooker control laws?

A jihadi already tried arson at a gay club in Seattle on NYE 2014. He's in jail.
Funny the MSM hasn't mentioned this - that the Pulse attack was the *second* gay club attack in the US
__________

Forgot about that one.

Obviously, we need tougher gasoline control laws.
/gun-gasoline prohibitionists.

Posted by: willy at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (Ffw22)

123 >>There are a lot of terrorist cases in the US. They just don't get the publicity.

True.

The Seattle gay club attack also doesn't fit The Narrative they're pushing - they can't ID the pattern because it betrays the focus on guns and tying it to the 'climate of hate' re: bathroom laws.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h8d823g

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (NOIQH)

124 and i am embarrassed shouldn't someone tell Him to start being serious?

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (iynDC)

125 My Mosin has a nice hardwood stock and no shoulder thingy, therefore it's basically harmless.

*cough*bayonet*cough*

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (rwI+c)

126 125 My Mosin has a nice hardwood stock and no shoulder thingy, therefore it's basically harmless.

*cough*bayonet*cough*
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (rwI+c)

Reach out and touch someone.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:24 PM (0mRoj)

127 Mateen; what dumbass! He shoulda just pretended he was Mexican with the Cartels and the fuckin DOJ woulda told the shop owner to sell him a weapon and all the ammo he wanted.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 15, 2016 07:24 PM (1I+17)

128 "You don't need a coyote. You can just stroll right in, flag down the
nearest BP car, and have them drive you to the interior U.S. destination
of your choice."

And actually, said driving is outsourced to a private firm which employed as a driver... Omar Siddiqui Mateen. You couldn't make this stuff up.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 07:24 PM (noWW6)

129 Leftists have tried to end the 2nd for years. So now every shooting incident brings out screams of saving lives. Abortion has killed more than firearms.

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2016 07:25 PM (d9qXV)

130
So where do these people with nothing but the shirt on their back come up with $8500?

You carry 40lbs of meth in with you to pay your way.A dirty little secret the left doesn't want you to know about the poor immigrants just trying to get here for a better life

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:25 PM (lKyWE)

131 How are the eye bollens? Well, I hope.

Posted by: Izapole at June 15, 2016 07:25 PM (sMMcg)

132 Manteen sugarless gum!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 07:25 PM (IqV8l)

133 129 Nah,abortion doesn't kill anybody.Non viable tissue masses aren't people.
The Left

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2016 07:26 PM (B48dK)

134 So by conservative, you mean GOP establishment and squishy types right?





This is why many like myself believe the old at labels and definitions to political words defined by the globalists don't apply anymore. It is America and Americans First and everybody else and globalism can go fuck themselves while we fix our own shit at home. They can fix their own shit in their countries, which I am in full support of BTW.

Posted by: a question at June 15, 2016 07:27 PM (mrnBU)

135 Ban the AR-15, but not from a Muslim who used a Sig-Sauer, so homosexuals can pount turds.

Posted by: CrustyB at June 15, 2016 07:28 PM (Hnglq)

136 Six of one, but I think I;d rather be ventilated with a .30FMJ than skewered repeatedly by a 16" cross-shaped spike.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 15, 2016 07:28 PM (rwI+c)

137 Let's see if we can exam this through a feminist glaciology framework with four key components: 1) big money producers; (2) gendered law and knowledge; (3) systems of procedural domination; and (4) alternative representations of morals and ethics. Merging feminist postcolonial law studies and feminist political ecology, the feminist judicial framework generates robust analysis of gender, power, and epistemologies in dynamic social-ecological systems, thereby leading to more just and equitable law and perp-star chamber interactions.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 15, 2016 07:28 PM (e8kgV)

138 Michelle Obama will travel to Liberia, Morocco and Spain with her teen daughters Malia and Sasha at the end of June to promote education for girls, one of her signature issues as the first lady of the United States, the White House said on Wednesday.

On our FUCKIN DIME

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2016 07:28 PM (Ozsfq)

139 #TheThingThatGoesUpMatters

Posted by: Jen Psocki at June 15, 2016 07:28 PM (Tyii7)

140 Okay, so a gun shop owner (probably a straight conservative) thought he was odd. Some of the gay guys he tried to hook up with thought he was creepy, this guy must have been a walking freak show for that range of people to think he was not right.

Posted by: Dave at June 15, 2016 07:29 PM (+i6w5)

141
Spot the errors:

Michael Moore

Ammo used in AR-15/M-16 is banned by Geneva Convention. It enters the body, spins AND explodes.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:29 PM (kdS6q)

142 Ace may be back but he can't see what we're really up to.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2016 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

143 Body-fucking-blow of a post Ace.

Devastating to the region of the brain where logic resides....this logic circuit is absent in all progressive voting imbeciles...which is consistently over 50 percent of our fellow Presidential voting citizens.

Posted by: malignantly aggrieved and economically useless at June 15, 2016 07:29 PM (iHtNO)

144 '*cough*bayonet*cough*

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (rwI+c) "

It's pretty rusty. I doubt I could even cut a steak with it. Could sure put out an eye, though.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:30 PM (kumBu)

145
Has the media had any of the survivors come out and denounce Trump for them, yet.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 07:30 PM (vcsE3)

146 Okay, so a gun shop owner (probably a straight conservative) thought he was odd. Some of the gay guys he tried to hook up with thought he was creepy, this guy must have been a walking freak show for that range of people to think he was not right.
Posted by: Dave at June 15, 2016 07:29 PM (+i6w5)

Yup. See something, Say something....of course you might bet sued or nobody will listen to you because of PC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2016 07:30 PM (Ozsfq)

147 136 Six of one, but I think I;d rather be ventilated with a .30FMJ than skewered repeatedly by a 16" cross-shaped spike.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 15, 2016 07:28 PM (rwI+c)

Same here.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:30 PM (0mRoj)

148 this guy must have been a walking freak show for that range of people to think he was not right.

Guys at his high school thought he was nuts. I bet guys at work thought so too. He's just one of those loons that shows up every so often, a functional one, maybe 90 IQ, but crazy and it shows

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 07:30 PM (39g3+)

149
Because that'll put the icing on this giant turd narrative cake the Left has concocted -- to parade a few homo nightclub survivors on the tv to denounce Trump.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 07:31 PM (vcsE3)

150 138 Michelle Obama will travel to Liberia, Morocco and Spain with her teen daughters Malia and Sasha at the end of June to promote education for girls,
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2016 07:28 PM (Ozsfq)

Because Spain has such a big problem with girls' education.
/ffs

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 07:31 PM (7qAYi)

151 So where do these people with nothing but the shirt on their back come up with $8500?


I don't get that either. Even with a pretty good job, you can't drum up nearly 10 grand to blow on a gun, ammo, and armor in cash.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 07:32 PM (39g3+)

152 Spot the errors:

Michael Moore

Ammo used in AR-15/M-16 is banned by Geneva Convention. It enters the body, spins AND explodes.



Hah. I guess Moore wants ammo that just bores its victim to death.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (8ZskC)

153 Oh and get this about mooch's trip on our dime:

Obama will be joined by actor Meryl Streep in Morocco on June 28 and 29 to talk about commitments made by the U.S. government and the Kingdom of Morocco to help girls go to school.


Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (Ozsfq)

154 You carry 40lbs of meth in with you to pay your way.A dirty little secret the left doesn't want you to know about the poor immigrants just trying to get here for a better life
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:25 PM (lKyWE)
Yup...you can suitcase drugs across the border to defer your costs or sell yourself into a life as a sex slave. Lots of options open to "Latinos" and "Asians" to help pay for their transportation.

Of course the MSM turns a blind eye. Give us your huddled masses so we can turn them into indentured servants. "La Raices" anyone?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (ej1L0)

155
this guy must have been a walking freak show for that range of people to think he was not right.

The USA is a walking freak show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (IqV8l)

156 And about that NYDN idiot's line about it being easier to kill with a "semi-automatic killing machine than a hammer" ....... and yet, and yet ..... for many many years, the FBI's national aggregated crime stats have shown hammers and other blunt instruments killing *multiples* of the numbers of those killed by rifles.


Good example of how (effectively) dumed-down most of America is, and almost all of its info/"news"/media culture. But anyone with even a scintilla of logic and scientific literacy and knowledge has known that for years, watching the daily tide of idiocy on "climate" "news".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (QDnY+)

157
Is "Manteen" what we're calling him now?

Posted by: iforgot at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (5o5ek)

158 >>
Ammo used in AR-15/M-16 is banned by Geneva Convention. It enters the body, spins AND explodes.

Sorry, I was thinking of that dozen giant burritos I had at lunch.

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (c7vUv)

159 So I read some of the whiny bitch Kuntz article.
Wahhhh! My what thin skin he/she has.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 07:34 PM (hVdx9)

160 How the fuck did this become about guns and not that muzzle scum...we are getting rick rolled again

Because instead of staying on target and on narrative, the right jumps on the troll bait like a crack whore and slurps it up. Instead of showing narrative discipline, we get distracted like a dog with a butterfly.

The right response to the left's stupid attempts to distract is "Radical Muslim murders people." Not once, not twice, but every damn time. Stay on target.... stay on target...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 07:34 PM (39g3+)

161 Hah. I guess Moore wants ammo that just bores its victim to death.


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at June 15, 2016 07:34 PM (rwI+c)

162 62 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2016 07:04 PM (BNs9e)
The price for a coyote to bring you into the US from Mexico has increased to $8500. I think it used to be around 4000.

Posted by: CaliGirl

How much if you want to be still breathing by the time they drop you off?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 15, 2016 07:34 PM (QdAXQ)

163 Michelle Obama will travel to Liberia, Morocco and Spain with her teen daughters Malia and Sasha at the end of June to promote education for girls, one of her signature issues as the first lady of the United States, the White House said on Wednesday.

We're lucky if Mooch's mom doesn't go along

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2016 07:35 PM (d9qXV)

164 "Of course the MSM turns a blind eye. Give us your huddled masses so we can turn them into indentured servants. "La Raices" anyone?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (ej1L0) "

Ah, drug muling and sex slavery - just more of those 'jobs Americans won't do.'

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:35 PM (kumBu)

165 How them eye little ewok?

Posted by: Chelsea (Hubbell) at June 15, 2016 07:35 PM (jJRIy)

166 There's nothing unmanly about taking pride in your girlishness.

Posted by: Gershie Kuntzman at June 15, 2016 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

167
Is "Manteen" what we're calling him now?

MANNIX!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 07:35 PM (IqV8l)

168 The USA is a walking freak show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (IqV8l)

I prefer the expression "Satanic insane asylum"

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 07:35 PM (7qAYi)

169 Mexico has come a long way.
A few years back, their Space Program was able to put a Killer Whale on the Moon.

Posted by: garrett
****

And they left him up there, those dirty Mexican bastards!!111!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 07:35 PM (hVdx9)

170 Manimal

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2016 07:35 PM (8ZskC)

171
Ammo used in AR-15/M-16 is banned by Geneva Convention. It enters the body, spins AND explodes.

They never ask themselves what would be the point of exploding ammunition

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:36 PM (lKyWE)

172
we get distracted like a dog with a butterfly.

Gotta have Heart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 07:37 PM (IqV8l)

173 The USA is a walking freak show

Tell me about it. They be hungry.

Posted by: f'd at June 15, 2016 07:37 PM (BO/km)

174 I call him dead Uncle Omar.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2016 07:38 PM (HgMAr)

175 it is a simple function
every time x happens substitute y

Posted by: Billy at June 15, 2016 07:39 PM (UkJKF)

176 >>You don't need a coyote. You can just stroll right in, flag down the nearest BP car, and have them drive you to the interior U.S. destination of your choice.


Granny Freeloader and a host of others will be riding on her coattails, as well.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 07:39 PM (M7C2K)

177 If it spins, then explodes, he probably wants it up the butt.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2016 07:39 PM (HgMAr)

178 depends on what is means

Posted by: Billy at June 15, 2016 07:39 PM (UkJKF)

179 LOL moment from the DNC hack:

in May 2015, they didn't even have Trump on the radar.

fast forward one year, and they don't have a clue on how to stop him...

Tip to Ace and the COBs: if the page disappears, i save a copy of all the files

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 15, 2016 07:40 PM (cqiFV)

180 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 07:37 PM (IqV8l)

*Golf clap*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 15, 2016 07:40 PM (1I+17)

181 "They never ask themselves what would be the point of exploding ammunition

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:36 PM (lKyWE) "

Unless it's like the bullets in Psychopass that just make your entire body explode. Those would be useful.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:40 PM (kumBu)

182 NY Slime managed to do an entire story on terror attack and never mentioned once that terrorist was a Mohammedan, OR that it was a terror attack.



The motivation, is still out, according to them, about why the "gun" man killed the gheys. See "Gun Man". Evil man with EVIL GUN!



Probably just self hate or ghey hate. Nothing to do with Mohammedans.

Posted by: Chelsea (Hubbell) at June 15, 2016 07:40 PM (jJRIy)

183 "Ammo used in AR-15/M-16 is banned by Geneva Convention. It enters the body, spins AND explodes."

Dear lying sack of sh*I Michael Moore (I repeat myself), the ammo is NOT banned by the GC, it does not spin, or explode.
I am sure you know this. You didn't get rich by telling the truth. Now FOAD already.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 07:41 PM (hVdx9)

184 off chesla sock

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:41 PM (jJRIy)

185 "We're lucky if Mooch's mom doesn't go along"

There's a priceless photo of Mooch, her mom, Septicemia, and Malaria all disembarking Air Force One in Beijing, during a diplomatic visit.

Barky got off the plane first, stopping and posing carefully at the top of the airstair, alone, because His Supreme Specialness must never be allowed to share the photo frame with lesser beings at such moments.

When the four women got off the plane, they were all wearing the absolutely identical sullen scowl which we've seen on Mooch so many times. It's not unique to her. It's genetic and part of the Robinson bloodlines.

Oh, and a member of the British press who speaks serviceable Mandarin called around to various internal numbers at the hotel where the Obamas were staying and finally got a member of the hotel staff to give the inside scoop on the guest party. It basically came down to incessantly demanding, abrasive, and racist to the Chinese employees.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 07:41 PM (noWW6)

186 Speaking of the ludicrous assumptions that underlie the racist leftist worldview . . .

How does importing millions of ME muslims -- people who oppress women, despise Jews, kill gays, and believe that all non-Muslims are dirty and unworthy -- advance the progs' desire for a more tolerant and inclusive society?

"The only way we can become a more tolerant and inclusive society is by importing more people dedicated to intolerance and exclusion!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 15, 2016 07:41 PM (BNs9e)

187 151 So where do these people with nothing but the shirt on their back come up with $8500?


I don't get that either. Even with a pretty good job, you can't drum up nearly 10 grand to blow on a gun, ammo, and armor in cash.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 07:32 PM (39g3+)

Not sure what you're referring to. If you're talking about the Orlando shooter, a Sig Sauer MCX is about $1500. A Glock 19 is about $500. Body armor from $200-$500. So you're only in $2500 so far.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:41 PM (0mRoj)

188
What a depressing day.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 07:42 PM (5o5ek)

189 Obama will be joined by actor Meryl Streep in Morocco on June 28 and 29 to talk about commitments made by the U.S. government and the Kingdom of Morocco to help girls go to school.
....................

Exactly how much of my money is he promising them?

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2016 07:42 PM (HgMAr)

190 >>Michelle Obama will travel to Liberia, Morocco and Spain with her teen daughters Malia and Sasha at the end of June to promote education for girls,


I guess she couldn't find Nigeria on a map?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:42 PM (NOIQH)

191 "I guess she couldn't find Nigeria on a map?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:42 PM (NOIQH) "

Don't you remember? They already fixed that with a hashtag.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:43 PM (kumBu)

192 Link fixed.

Posted by: Andy at June 15, 2016 07:43 PM (vTXn+)

193 33 >> This is why you should go to the Gun Show and use a Loophole.

Posted by: garret

About an hour ago as I was sitting here perusing the Web, I heard a bit of background news that my mom had on; one of the local NBC affiliates, WDSU6. Sally Kidd, a reporter of theirs speaking from DC, twice spoke of "the terrorist watch list loophole". Disapprovingly, natch.

I went into immediate AtC rant mode, shouting "Yeah, the 2nd f'n Amendment loophole! The Constitution loophole! The innocent until proven guilty loophole!"

Mom suggested I take my blood pressure medication.

Lol.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 07:44 PM (gyKtp)

194 171
Ammo used in AR-15/M-16 is banned by Geneva Convention. It enters the body, spins AND explodes.

They never ask themselves what would be the point of exploding ammunition
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:36 PM (lKyWE)

Actually exploding bullets can be quite useful. See eg the Raufoss round.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:44 PM (0mRoj)

195 Off topic, but, I am getting sick of hearing how fast you can shoot off hundreds of rounds in a minute in an AR style rifle. Realistically how fast can you shoot a AR rifle? Back in the day at a police training I dry fired a 9mm 44 times in a minute. not the best and not the worst.

Posted by: Picric at June 15, 2016 07:44 PM (s0VSd)

196 I'm sure it spins. That's the whole point of rifling, isn't it?

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 07:44 PM (sdi6R)

197 Obama will be joined by actor Meryl Streep in
Morocco on June 28 and 29 to talk about commitments made by the U.S.
government and the Kingdom of Morocco to help girls go to school.




Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (Ozsfq)
=================================================


Morocco has a problem helping girls get to school? Odd. I have a family member that is a teacher in Morocco. She's never mentioned that.


Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 07:44 PM (dFi94)

198 Slightly off topic, but why do apples make you shit so soon after eating? And apple and coffee is like a laxative?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:44 PM (errhE)

199 Gas is $2 a gallon. You don't need much to wreak havoc. You can rent a big truck cheap too. Those will do a lot of damage if well directed. A plane ticket isnt too much more. It dont take too much brains to figure this out.

Posted by: f'd at June 15, 2016 07:46 PM (BO/km)

200 Mexico has come a long way.
A few years back, their Space Program was able to put a Killer Whale on the Moon.

Posted by: garrett
.....................

and their taquerias now have wheels and CA plates.

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2016 07:46 PM (HgMAr)

201 "After all, most hunches aren't right."


I call BS on that.

Like sterotypes, your limbic brain which survived millenia of adversity is telling you via a hunch "Watch your six, mofo!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 07:46 PM (wYnyS)

202 Ace's point illustrates [again] the internal inconsistency of the left's current argument: if you're on the watchlist, then a waiting period, etc. But isn't that islamaphobic to presume that just because a guy listens to some crazy imam or makes idle threats against Christians or believes that Sharia law allows for grisly executions of gays that he shouldn't have a gun?

Shit, Iran apparently passed the Obama background check so I don't think any of the local lone wolves would ever fail a background check.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 15, 2016 07:46 PM (hKi6n)

203 I've never had any problems with apples but rhubarb is supposed to be a mild laxative.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 07:46 PM (PLnZs)

204 Not sure what you're referring to. If you're talking about the Orlando shooter, a Sig Sauer MCX is about $1500. A Glock 19 is about $500. Body armor from $200-$500. So you're only in $2500 so far.
***

Credit cards. How do they work?

Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2016 07:46 PM (XN0hD)

205
Actually exploding bullets can be quite useful. See eg the Raufoss round.


Don't know what that is, so pleasetell me. not going to look it up

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:46 PM (lKyWE)

206 Why aren't NOW and the Campaign for Human Rights lobby fighting the importation of a population that they would kick out of every college in the nation for sexism and homophobia?



Do they think these people are suddenly going to stop beating their wives and fcking goats?



And where is PETA to protect the goats??

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:47 PM (jJRIy)

207 >> Slightly off topic, but why do apples make you shit so soon after eating? And apple and coffee is like a laxative?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

Dude, doesn't effect anyone else that way.

Posted by: Aviator at June 15, 2016 07:47 PM (c7vUv)

208 Obama will be joined by actor Meryl Streep in
Morocco on June 28 and 29 to talk about commitments made by the U.S.
government and the Kingdom of Morocco to help girls go to school.




Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2016 07:33 PM (Ozsfq)


Come on, how long does it take to learn to make a sammich?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 07:47 PM (wYnyS)

209 Pro Tip...

If just about every Man in America is calling you a Girly Man???

And then you whine about it, like a little girl???

Turn in your Man Card... if you ever had one...

Posted by: Don Q. at June 15, 2016 07:47 PM (qf6WZ)

210 And apple and coffee is like a laxative?
=================================


You might have worms.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 07:48 PM (dFi94)

211 205
Actually exploding bullets can be quite useful. See eg the Raufoss round.


Don't know what that is, so pleasetell me. not going to look it up
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:46 PM (lKyWE)

It's a .50 anti-materiel round that is both explosive and incendiary.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:48 PM (BqENW)

212 So, Mars the candy maker is looking at removing M&Ms and other candy treats from stuff like the McDonald's McFlurry. Because too much sugar?

Look I couldn't eat stuff like that even when I could handle sugar because it was a huge overload of sweet. But when your entire business is based on sugary treats, I just don't get this.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 07:48 PM (39g3+)

213
And where is PETA to protect the goats??
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:47 PM (jJRIy)
-----------------

PETA is nowhere on Democrat constituencies. Cf. dogfights, cockfights, and Mexicans in California.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 07:49 PM (5o5ek)

214 I'm sure it spins. That's the whole point of rifling, isn't it?

Posted by: rickl
****

MM doesn't mean that. He is trying to scare people by spewing BS.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 07:49 PM (hVdx9)

215 Howard Stern pisses me off a lot with his political views and mockery of Christians and Southerners but he is spot on regard to his 2nd amendment position.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 07:49 PM (MNgU2)

216 Based upon all of the shit I am getting from lefty relatives, I have decided Andrew was right:

Fuck you.
War.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 15, 2016 07:49 PM (nspJC)

217 >> Slightly off topic, but why do apples make you shit so soon after eating? And apple and coffee is like a laxative?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

Did you happen to purchase that apple at Chipotle by any chance?

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 07:49 PM (7qAYi)

218 You might have worms.
-------
No shit?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 07:49 PM (PLnZs)

219 207
>> Slightly off topic, but why do apples make you shit so soon after eating? And apple and coffee is like a laxative?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy


Don't eat em green

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:50 PM (jJRIy)

220 >>But when your entire business is based on sugary treats, I just don't get this.

Bet someone like Michelle Obama is nudging them to do this. She's already nudged them to agree to stop making the extra large candy bars - not sure when that goes into effect.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:50 PM (NOIQH)

221 I am going to apply for a grant as to how soon after eating oatmeal, an apple, and a cup of coffee the average person has to run shit. All people of color, homos, trannies, and occasional tuckers are welcome. My hypothesis is that it is 10 minutes.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:50 PM (errhE)

222
It's a .50 anti-materiel round that is both explosive and incendiary.


Okay so not anti-personal.I knew they had those in large caliber,thanks

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:50 PM (lKyWE)

223 >>You might have worms.
-------
No shit?
--------
Shit!

Posted by: Aviator at June 15, 2016 07:50 PM (c7vUv)

224
Milo gave an incredible speech and answered questions like a champ in Florida today, and the left thinks that gays need Hillary.

The polls are sickening.

Our Betters in the GOPe are waffling towards Hillary.

I'm depressed.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 07:51 PM (5o5ek)

225 Come on, how long does it take to learn to make a sammich?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 07:47 PM (wYnyS)

Or wipe goat shit off your dad's dick?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:51 PM (jJRIy)

226 222
It's a .50 anti-materiel round that is both explosive and incendiary.


Okay so not anti-personal.I knew they had those in large caliber,thanks

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2016 07:50 PM (lKyWE)


Is that like...

We have both kinds of music, country AND western?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 15, 2016 07:51 PM (qf6WZ)

227 It's a .50 anti-materiel round that is both explosive and incendiary.
---------
Mmm. Kinky.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 07:51 PM (PLnZs)

228 Spot the errors:


Michael Moore
Hasn't choked to death snorting pizza


Ammo used in AR-15/M-16 is banned by Geneva Convention.

Hague Convention, which the US adheres to, but is not a signatory


It enters the body, if your aim is good enough


spins well it's from a rifle, it's spinning as soon as it leaves the barrel


AND explodes. fragments, sometimes (good Lord, the "exploding bullet" myth again)





Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:29 PM (kdS6q)

Posted by: Moonbats at June 15, 2016 07:51 PM (GUBah)

229 Not "wipe".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 07:52 PM (PLnZs)

230 >>Don't eat em green

Hmm...it was the second Granny Smith of the day that resulted in squatty potty time...might be the culprit

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:52 PM (errhE)

231 Apples=pectin

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2016 07:52 PM (dULJN)

232 227 It's a .50 anti-materiel round that is both explosive and incendiary.
---------
Mmm. Kinky.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 07:51 PM (PLnZs)

Indeed. Just typing that out got me rock hard.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:52 PM (BqENW)

233 Michelle Obama will travel to Liberia, Morocco and Spain ... at the end of June ... the White House said on Wednesday.

I love that there's no mention of her return!

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2016 07:53 PM (9mTYi)

234 231 Apples=pectin
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2016 07:52 PM (dULJN)

An active ingredient in Kaopectate

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:53 PM (0mRoj)

235 >> You might have worms.

Nah, it's lupus. Or 42.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 07:53 PM (gyKtp)

236 Did I mention I don't wash fruit I buy at the store?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:54 PM (errhE)

237
Bernie Sanders

If there is any silver lining to the terrible tragedy in Orlando, it is for us to bring people together to prevent violence of all kinds.




That's the idea. Limited, incremental and realistic goals.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:54 PM (kdS6q)

238 I'm left wondering what he did.

did he ask for matching ski mask?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 07:54 PM (Cq0oW)

239 So I sent an email to Legal Insurrection because I'd really like to know...

How are anti-free speech terms of service on social media that cause someone to be banned or otherwise censured, any different than not baking a cake?

To me, this seems like it would be a big deal.

But what do I know?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 15, 2016 07:54 PM (4ng05)

240 Did I mention I don't wash fruit I buy at the store?

Thanks, Brah.

Posted by: E.coli at June 15, 2016 07:55 PM (rwI+c)

241 If you are shitting a lot, stop going to Clinton rallies. Listening to shit makes you shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:55 PM (jJRIy)

242
Michelle Obama will travel to Liberia, Morocco and Spain ... at the end of June ... the White House said on Wednesday.



I love that there's no mention of her return!

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2016 07:53 PM (9mTYi)
================================================

One way ticket on the Marrakesh Express.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 07:55 PM (dFi94)

243 Off lib sock

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 07:55 PM (GUBah)

244 "Manteen sounds like an 80s TV show."
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy

-"It sounds like the current state of American masculinity."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2016 06:53 PM (p2X2f)

*HAH!*

A "manteen" holds a lot of potable semen.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 15, 2016 07:55 PM (6gk0M)

245 "I'm sure it spins. That's the whole point of rifling, isn't it?"

Fat Mike was probably trying to say that it tumbles.

But he's an assclown and got it wrong, as usual.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 07:56 PM (noWW6)

246 Ammo used in AR-15/M-16 is banned by Geneva Convention.




Since it's used by out military in the M16/M4, how is it banned?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2016 07:56 PM (1YQBD)

247 anyway

playing operation with the kid

he cheats

afraid of the buzzer so he uses my regular tweezers. but he's learned to take turns and has pride in winning, so.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 07:56 PM (Cq0oW)

248 236 Did I mention I don't wash fruit I buy at the store?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:54 PM (errhE)

That makes you kind of a dumbass now don't it?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:56 PM (0mRoj)

249 Nah, it's lupus. Or 42.


Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 07:53 PM (gyKtp)
=========================================

It's never Lupus. Except when it is. Lucky me I hit the House jackpot.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 07:56 PM (dFi94)

250 236
Did I mention I don't wash fruit I buy at the store?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:54 PM (errhE)

Oh, you eat "organic". That brown stain on the apple? It is organic fertilizer, aka shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (jJRIy)

251 Heck everything is about having a complacent controllable populace

Posted by: willow at June 15, 2016 07:21 PM (iynDC) /i]

From last night sometime:

An unarmed citizen resident is a subject slave of the state!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (wYnyS)

252 -"It sounds like the current state of American masculinity."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2016 06:53 PM (p2X2f)

*HAH!*

A "manteen" holds a lot of potable semen.


So a Manteen is a type of goat?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (1YQBD)

253 Hah!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (wYnyS)

254
And speaking of Clinton.

Her remarks to MSNBC on cybersecurity and the necessity of protecting electronic data from Russian hackers were, I hear, otherworldly. I'm not going to listen because I can't bear to.

Who talks like this besides someone who has a very solid reason to believe that she is immune to consequences?

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (5o5ek)

255 Bernie Sanders

If there is any silver lining to the terrible tragedy in Orlando, it is for us to bring people together to prevent violence of all kinds.


If that worked, shouldn't we sue the socialists for not having thought of it earlier?

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (9mTYi)

256 How are anti-free speech terms of service on social media that cause someone to be banned or otherwise censured, any different than not baking a cake?

To me, this seems like it would be a big deal.

But what do I know?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 15, 2016 07:54 PM (4ng05)


I've been wondering that for awhile.

If you are banned for opinion, and NOT breaking other rules... how is that any different than not putting a sentiment on a cake?

After all... like the Baker, they have a business license too... and thus fall under the public accomadation crap.... don't they?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (qf6WZ)

257 Where else can I learn about flamethrowers, crossbows, discuss books and politics, and discover why apples trigger pooping? And discuss what a reasonable combat load is for Manteen, the Goatloving SuperJihadi?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 07:58 PM (errhE)

258 Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 07:56 PM (Cq0oW)

Good on the both of ya'!

Bzzzzt!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 07:58 PM (wYnyS)

259 Banana watch Fox News, they have drug ads for drugs that will cure whatever you have, even if you don't know you have it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:58 PM (jJRIy)

260 The ammo used by the AR-15 is not banned by the Geneva Convention or the Hague to my knowledge.

All bullets spin due to rifling and will spin in the body a ways. There is NOTHING strange or especially damaging about it. Basic physics.

What he means is that the bullet tumbles. In fact most rifle bullets tumble when passing thru the human body.

They DO NOT explode. The 5.56x45 bullet does not contain an explosive charge of any kind. It cannot explode.
What he lied about was how it fragments aka falls apart .

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 07:58 PM (hVdx9)

261 Orlando Shooter on Facebook: Now 'Taste' ISIS 'Vengeance'


Barry - Nope still no connection.



"You kill innocent women and children by doing us airstrikes..now taste the Islamic state vengeance," Mateen posted, according to officials in the FBI's counterterrorism division. "In the next few days you will see attacks from the Islamic State in the usa."




Wanna bet Suckerberg had no problem with this. He's too busy going after conservatives on his shit site

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2016 07:58 PM (GILMl)

262 237
Bernie Sanders

If there is any silver lining to the terrible tragedy in Orlando, it is for us to bring people together to prevent violence of all kinds.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 07:54 PM (kdS6q)


1. Bring people together
2. ???
3. No more violence!

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

263 249 >> It's never Lupus. Except when it is. Lucky me I hit the House jackpot.

Sorry to hear that, grammie. And congrats on your nuptials.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 07:59 PM (gyKtp)

264 do you drink milk past the sell by date too?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 07:59 PM (Cq0oW)

265 Did I mention I don't wash fruit I buy at the store? 

And from the people picking it, to the machines sorting it, to crates transporting it, the people unpacking it to put it on the shelf, and people pawing it on shelf to look and touch it.

None of them care if you wash it or not.

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2016 08:00 PM (d9qXV)

266 is banned by Geneva Convention. It enters the body, spins AND explodes.

Change 'enters' to 'exits' and you've got every Chipotle Tuesday!

Posted by: Hillary! at June 15, 2016 08:00 PM (9mTYi)

267 1. Bring people together

2. ???

3. No more violence!

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 07:59 PM (sdi6R)
==========================================

Why didn't we think of that before? We're smart people here. Somebody shoulda wrote that down.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:00 PM (dFi94)

268 "So a Manteen is a type of goat?"
-Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (1YQBD)

Negative, Ghostrider. A "Manteen" seems to be a vessel for portable, potable ejaculate.

...my guess.

I could be wrong.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (6gk0M)

269 After all... like the Baker, they have a business license too... and thus fall under the public accomadation crap.... don't they?

Posted by: Don Q. at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (qf6WZ)


You obviously don't understand the uses of the Social Justice Thesaurus ™!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (wYnyS)

270 >>Michelle Obama will travel to Liberia,
Morocco and Spain with her teen daughters Malia and Sasha at the end of
June to promote education for girls,


I guess she couldn't find Nigeria on a map?



Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:42 PM (NOIQH)


Right next to Niger. But,....
They cannot visit because 'someon'e reading either off the teleprompter might make a mistake that would take the history book list right above 'corpse-man'. Nope, cannot risk it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (P/kVC)

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (6gk0M)

272 ha hrothgar

waitll i get him to do risk

daddy i don't want to invade the Urals!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (Cq0oW)

273 I heard that if you put two big raw ribeyes on your eyes they'll heal faster. If that doesn't work, at least you'll have dinner handy when you get hungry.

Posted by: Fritz at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (f40FU)

274 The terrifying thing about secret arbitrary lists that attenuate your constitutional rights is that you can be on them and off them as was the case of the Orlando terrorist at the discretion of the list makers.

It's not about the list its about incremental power.

We are not voting our way out of our predicament.

War is coming.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (lgNzO)

275 I just don't wash fruit because I'm lazy. Plus I did tours overseas including Iraq and Afghanistan, ate all kinds of local food and never got the shits. I could be some kind of X-Man.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (errhE)

276 The ammo used by the AR-15 is not banned by the Geneva Convention or the Hague to my knowledge.




Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 07:58 PM (hVdx9)


I think there is a version of the Hague that forbids or discourages M193 (55gr) and similar on some "humanitarian" convolution of thought. It conveniently found it's way in there when enough VC were assuming room temperature.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 08:01 PM (GUBah)

277 238 I'm left wondering what he did.

did he ask for matching ski mask?

---

Store owner: What can I help you with?

Mateen: Aloha snakbar! What gun is best for killing infi...ahem - gaytoes?

Owner: Gators?

Mateen: Yes! Gay-toes. Jooboy gay-toes.

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 08:02 PM (7lVbc)

278 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 07:59 PM (gyKtp)
=========================================


Thank you for your well wishes GnuBreed. I think I only have 6 more garbage days to go. Then I'm never taking a can to the curb again.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:02 PM (dFi94)

279 Save Tags... *taunts barrel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 15, 2016 08:02 PM (6gk0M)

280 "You kill innocent women and children by doing us airstrikes..now taste the Islamic state vengeance," Mateen posted, according to officials in the FBI's counterterrorism division. "In the next few days you will see attacks from the Islamic State in the usa."


So in other words, "I'm a closet homosexual driven to an insane, murdering rage because of North Carolina's bathroom law. And AR-15s."

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 08:02 PM (7qAYi)

281 Fruits that contain pectin fiber (apples or pears) are especially good choices, since pectin stimulates your bowels. Apple cider vinegar is also an excellent option for naturally treating constipation! For most people, fruit helps relieve constipation while also making you feel comfortably full, but again it comes down to individual reactions to various kinds.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2016 08:02 PM (dULJN)

282 Trump called on the Clinton Foundation to return $25 million to the Saudis today.

That's a shot right across the Clintons bow. Why stop there? How about Russian money, or Qatari,/Kuwaiti etc etc etc.? Send it all back, by the same reason.

The Clintons could end up "broke" again out of this election. She's a crook, and Trump just sent the strong signal that he is going to call her on it.

Pretty cool.

Posted by: MTF at June 15, 2016 08:02 PM (/m8T6)

283 Just gave little oldest kitty her first round of ear gel for hyperthroidism.

Wow. That was fun. Not.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:03 PM (1ZOkK)

284 254
Her remarks to MSNBC on cybersecurity and the necessity of protecting electronic data from Russian hackers were, I hear, otherworldly. I'm not going to listen because I can't bear to.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (5o5ek)


I thought part of her defense was that she's just a hapless old lady who doesn't grok this newfangled computer stuff. Now she's pontificating about cybersecurity?

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

285 Gay Bullets don't spin.

They Twirl.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 08:03 PM (M7C2K)

286 Ever drink to much apple cider ? Watch the F out !

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2016 08:04 PM (dULJN)

287 Stuff to do, so...

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 15, 2016 08:04 PM (6gk0M)

288 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:03 PM (1ZOkK)
==========================================


If I remember correctly, you need to use gloves when administering that, no?


Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:04 PM (dFi94)

289
It's a .50 anti-materiel round that is both explosive and incendiary.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 07:48 PM (BqENW)








Back in the day, we were taught that .50BMG was NOT to be used directly against enemy personnel, it was against Army policy and the UCMJ. Well, during one exercise I saw 'ol PFC Orr on the Ma Deuce firing off a burst of blanks at the Opfor, which earned him some blistered ears from the umpire.

"Honest, sir. I wasn't engaging the enemy."

"Then what the hell were you aiming at, son? You know you're only supposed to use the 50 against enemy equipment."

"That's what I did, sir. I was engaging his LBE."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 08:05 PM (LuZz8)

290 279 >> Save Tags... *taunts barrel*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)

Look again, Barrel Boy -- the post under yours is the one that turned off the italians.

In you go, bucko!

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 08:05 PM (gyKtp)

291 Probably covered: Mizz-ery at it again. A vigil at Mizzou for the victims of Orlando shooting was interrupted by Latino's claiming teh Gheys weren't
(I love this bit!) "intersectional" enough. There was head scratching followed by outrage. Mostly head scratching. When you have 3 SJW protected classes (gay, latino and muzzie) all involved in one incident, the fireworks should be incredible. Go long on popcorn futures.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 15, 2016 08:05 PM (SeD0w)

292 Just saw on Fox that the NYT says the gay murders in Orlando are the fault of conservatives, Christians, and Fox News and other sites.

Sit and spin, lib maniacs, sit and spin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:05 PM (1ZOkK)

293 If Manteen had not been turned away, none of this would have ever happened.

Posted by: President Omoralist at June 15, 2016 08:05 PM (3GFMN)

294 Ball ammo will tear stuff up but, you ever see what VMax polymer tipped projectile does ? Whoa!

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2016 08:06 PM (dULJN)

295
I could be some kind of X-Man.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy


Like Caitlyn Jenner is some kind of x-man?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

296 If I remember correctly, you need to use gloves when administering that, no?




Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:04 PM (dFi94)


Both the vet and the compound pharmacy assured me that whether or not I touched the gel (I didn't) to wash my hands immediately (which I did). Now I'm observing her to see if she's allergic. Praying she's not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:07 PM (1ZOkK)

297
She's a crook, and Trump just sent the strong signal that he is going to call her on it.

Pretty cool.
Posted by: MTF at June 15, 2016 08:02 PM (/m8T6)
------------------------

There's so much hatred swirling around him now, I don't know how he can sound like anything but Foaming Rageman when he makes his Hillary Email speech.

I think I'm going to pay up to Banana Split Guy on that. People are pointing out that O and H exchanged emails on her nonsecure account, and that's how she skates.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:08 PM (5o5ek)

298 Fat ass Michael Moore must hate Obama. Obama has had scandal after scandal over the last 8 years but Fat Baby Mike can't make a movie against the Inner Party and Big Brother.

I bet Fat Boy votes for Trump so he can get back to turning out lies, crap and more lies.

Still waiting on #NeverFatAssBitch.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2016 08:08 PM (ej1L0)

299 Wait the terrorist was named after a beverage container?



Silly Mohammedans.



http://tinyurl.com/zanub6y

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 08:08 PM (jJRIy)

300 Back in the day, we were taught that .50BMG was NOT to be used directly against enemy personnel, it was against Army policy and the UCMJ. Well, during one exercise I saw 'ol PFC Orr on the Ma Deuce firing off a burst of blanks at the Opfor, which earned him some blistered ears from the umpire.

"Honest, sir. I wasn't engaging the enemy."

"Then what the hell were you aiming at, son? You know you're only supposed to use the 50 against enemy equipment."

"That's what I did, sir. I was engaging his LBE."
-------------
Will someone please translate this from military to civilian speak?? Even google translate was stumped.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:09 PM (xVgrA)

301 So in other words, "I'm a closet homosexual driven to an insane, murdering rage because of North Carolina's bathroom law. And AR-15s."


AND CHRISTIANISTS!!!

Posted by: Sally Kohn's rotting brain at June 15, 2016 08:09 PM (vlK1B)

302 "Look again, Barrel Boy -- the post under yours is the one that turned off the italians.

In you go, bucko!
"
-Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 08:05 PM (gyKtp)

Not so. Look at the end of my sock @ #268, amigo! The date and time would have been italicized, would I have committed the foul.

-Know your fouls, Good Sir!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 15, 2016 08:09 PM (6gk0M)

303 I really don't understand the line of thinking that points out Christians as the guilty party on the nightclub shooting. Where does "Christian" play into it? Simply because we exist, we caused this murderous act?


It was a muslim man of questionable sexuality who said he was killing his victims as ISIS retaliation.


So, where does "Christian" fit?



Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (dFi94)

304 I think I'm going to pay up to Banana Split Guy on
that. People are pointing out that O and H exchanged emails on her
nonsecure account, and that's how she skates.

Posted by: at June 15, 2016 08:08 PM (5o5ek)

Both of those clowns are crackberry addicts. Somebody figured out that they had to communicate with each other sooner or later.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (P/kVC)

305 Careful with that 'being odd' stuff. That's how Hitler took people out. Stalin too. Polpot. At the start.

Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (zLDYs)

306
I thought part of her defense was that she's just a hapless old lady who doesn't grok this newfangled computer stuff. Now she's pontificating about cybersecurity?
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:03 PM (sdi6R)
----------------------

I think her time of defending herself on that is over. There will be no more challenges. Any questions will be met with the same lies she's been telling all along.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (5o5ek)

307 So, husband is talking with his lib 92 y.o. mom on the phone, and I'm trying to deal with our cat.

I'm "Can you PLEASE help me for a second???" And he's, "Mom, I have to help Jane with the cat. Hold on."

*sharpens ax in garage*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (1ZOkK)

308 After all... like the Baker, they have a business license too... and thus fall under the public accomadation crap.... don't they?
Posted by: Don Q. at June 15, 2016 07:57 PM (qf6WZ)

A baker here in Colorado was forced out of business because of a negative ruling by the court after being sued.

It sure seems to me that one should be able to sue for being banned or otherwise restricted on social media. Not only that, this would likely apply to many other situation such as being disinvited from speaking in a public forum because of anti-free speech interpretations.

Why this is important to me is that it would be using the SJW's own BS against them.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (4ng05)

309 Great. Per Drudge, a Craigslist ad says San Diego is next for an Orlando-type attack.

Wonderful.

If this is legit, and Muzzies posted it, they're determined to get Trump elected.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (oKE6c)

310 heard that if you put two big raw ribeyes on your eyes they'll heal faster. If that doesn't work, at least you'll have dinner handy when you get hungry.


=====


Lay upon the eyes green coriander rubbed fin and mixed with woman's milk

Bald`s Leechbook, 10th c.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 08:11 PM (Cq0oW)

311
"That's what I did, sir. I was engaging his LBE."

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Will someone please translate this from military to civilian speak?? Even google translate was stumped.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:09 PM (xVgrA)

LBE == suspenders

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 15, 2016 08:11 PM (P/kVC)

312
I really don't understand the line of thinking that points out Christians as the guilty party on the nightclub shooting. Where does "Christian" play into it? Simply because we exist, we caused this murderous act?


It was a muslim man of questionable sexuality who said he was killing his victims as ISIS retaliation.


So, where does "Christian" fit?



Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (dFi94)
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I think you created a toxic environment of intolerance and hatred is what happened. That's what the New York Times says.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:11 PM (5o5ek)

313 I really don't understand the line of thinking that points out
Christians as the guilty party on the nightclub shooting. Where does
"Christian" play into it? Simply because we exist, we caused this
murderous act?


I think I've found the problem.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:12 PM (oKE6c)

314 303 >> -Know your fouls, Good Sir!

Drat. You're right.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 08:13 PM (gyKtp)

315 I think you created a toxic environment of intolerance and hatred is what happened. That's what the New York Times says.
Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:11 PM (5o5ek)



Well, we hate the New York Times, so can we expect some news regarding them?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:13 PM (oKE6c)

316 LBE is Load Bearing Equipment, usually worn as a belt and suspenders.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at June 15, 2016 08:13 PM (LKFFy)

317 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:05 PM (1ZOkK)

Jane here's an article your son might get some use from, I posted it last night but I think you had left. Helped my daughter.

http://tinyurl.com/zk4frsj

Regards H

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 08:13 PM (wYnyS)

318 I think you created a toxic environment of intolerance and hatred is what happened. That's what the New York Times says.
===================================================


So ..... if Christians were gone, society would benefit. I think I know where this story is headed.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:13 PM (dFi94)

319
Great. Per Drudge, a Craigslist ad says San Diego is next for an Orlando-type attack.

Wonderful.

If this is legit, and Muzzies posted it, they're determined to get Trump elected.


Posted by: at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (oKE6c)

Might get him elected President of Aztlan too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 15, 2016 08:14 PM (P/kVC)

320 303 I really don't understand the line of thinking that points out Christians as the guilty party on the nightclub shooting. Where does "Christian" play into it? Simply because we exist, we caused this murderous act?


It was a muslim man of questionable sexuality who said he was killing his victims as ISIS retaliation.


So, where does "Christian" fit?



Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:10 PM (dFi94)

We've created a "climate of hate" towards homosexuals, which A.) inspired Manteen to kill them, and/or B.) forced him into the closet where he was driven crazy & lashed at the people in the nightclub because we made him hate himself.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 08:14 PM (7qAYi)

321 Speaking of libs, the animal rights activists are furious alligators were killed looking for the body/remains of a two year old boy.

Of course, these same people have no trouble with the killing of a third trimester baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:14 PM (1ZOkK)

322 Will someone please translate this from military to civilian speak?? Even google translate was stumped

====

dakka dakka boom thud hur hur

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 08:14 PM (Cq0oW)

323 Let Iran and Saudi Arabia pay $100 M per victim. I believe that number isn't about justice, it's about prohibiting more deaths.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 15, 2016 08:14 PM (VdICR)

324 Thanks for the translation. Heh!

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:14 PM (xVgrA)

325
Will someone please translate this from military to civilian speak?? Even google translate was stumped.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:09 PM (xVgrA)







Heh. Sorry.

50 BMG (50 caliber machine gun ammo used by the military) is actually designated as "anti-materiel", which means it's not supposed to be shot directly at enemy soldiers. Back in the mid-80s when I was in the service, the officers in our unit were extremely anal about sticking to that rule.

So when he shot blank 50BMG at "enemy" soldiers (another unit on our post that we were 'fighting' against in a field exercise), that was a no-no. His explanation was that he wasn't shooting at the soldiers, but at their LBE, or Load Bearing Equipment (suspenders, pistol belt, ammo pouches, canteen etc).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 08:15 PM (LuZz8)

326 "Drat. You're right."
-Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 08:13 PM (gyKtp)

All's well that ends well. Love you, Brother!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 15, 2016 08:15 PM (6gk0M)

327 320
We've created a "climate of hate" towards homosexuals, which A.) inspired Manteen to kill them, and/or B.) forced him into the closet where he was driven crazy & lashed at the people in the nightclub because we made him hate himself.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 08:14 PM (7qAYi)


Don't forget "the easy availability of guns".

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

328 Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 08:13 PM (wYnyS)


Thanks for that info. I've bookmarked it to order for son.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:16 PM (1ZOkK)

329
Great. Per Drudge, a Craigslist ad says San Diego is next for an Orlando-type attack.
-------------------

Easy, Hillcrest. Gaytown in San Diego is unmissable.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:16 PM (5o5ek)

330 303 I really don't understand the line of thinking that points out Christians as the guilty party on the nightclub shooting. Where does "Christian" play into it? Simply because we exist, we caused this murderous act?


It was a muslim man of questionable sexuality who said he was killing his victims as ISIS retaliation.


So, where does "Christian" fit?



Its like the episode "The Return of the Archons" from the original Star Trek. When Kirk debates the computer at the end of the episode, the computer gets confused and then blows up. The Orlando shooting is having that same effect on the Left. When narratives and reality collide, it can be jarring.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2016 08:16 PM (vlK1B)

331 Bake me a cake, bigot.

Sell me a gun, Islamophobe.

Force them to confront the ludicrous assumptions of their racist cult worldview.


The doublethink is to strong.

It won't work because the single standard behind this seemingly double standard is that the designated villains (e.g. pro-gun folk, X-tians, Whites, conservatives, &c.) are always wrong/evil, while the designated victims (e.g. Muslims, &c.) are always blameless.

Thus Social Justice dictates that in any dealing between the two, the oppressor is always an oppressor, and thus morally impure, while the victim - no matter what - is the oppressed victim and thus morally pure.

Refusing to bake a cake? It's designated villain (X-tian baker) vs. oppressed (Gay couple that can use the power of the state to crush opposition).

Refust to sell a gun to a Muslim, not matter how many warning bells they set off? It's designated villain (Islamophobe) vs. oppressed ("Religion of Peace").

Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at June 15, 2016 08:17 PM (vBeA5)

332 We've created a "climate of hate" towards homosexuals, which A.)
inspired Manteen to kill them, and/or B.) forced him into the closet
where he was driven crazy lashed at the people in the nightclub
because we made him hate himself.
===================================================


Wow. I guess I didn't realize that Manteen had been hanging out with so many Christians. To think he absorbed all that self-loathing from Methodist sermons and Lutheran potlucks. I usually just get gas.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:17 PM (dFi94)

333 So what's this bullshit of this lady claiming to have bought an AR-15 in seven minutes? I've seen this on the internet and it seems somewhat unlikely. She said that she passed her background check.

But of course what the story doesn't tell you is that she didn't actually receive the gun Anne Hathaway for the waiting period to end before she receives the weapon.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 15, 2016 08:17 PM (9ZsgB)

334 327 320
We've created a "climate of hate" towards homosexuals, which A.) inspired Manteen to kill them, and/or B.) forced him into the closet where he was driven crazy & lashed at the people in the nightclub because we made him hate himself.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 08:14 PM (7qAYi)

Don't forget "the easy availability of guns".
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

Guns are unchristian! Except the ones my bodyguards and private army have!

Posted by: Pope Francis at June 15, 2016 08:17 PM (0mRoj)

335 might help to know a 50bmg shell is like a Pringles can

not really but play along

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 08:18 PM (Cq0oW)

336 329
Great. Per Drudge, a Craigslist ad says San Diego is next for an Orlando-type attack.
-------------------
Easy, Hillcrest. Gaytown in San Diego is unmissable.
Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:16 PM (5o5ek)



True. Sometimes it seems as though SF must be a straight haven by now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:18 PM (oKE6c)

337
I think you created a toxic environment of intolerance and hatred is what happened. That's what the New York Times says.
===================================================


So ..... if Christians were gone, society would benefit. I think I know where this story is headed.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:13 PM (dFi94)
-------------------

If MUMR were here, he could probably tell you about Atheist Camp.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:18 PM (5o5ek)

338 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:16 PM (1ZOkK)

Hope it helps, very interesting and knowledgeable author.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 08:18 PM (wYnyS)

339 Guns are unchristian! Except the ones my bodyguards and private army have!

Posted by: Pope Francis at June 15, 2016 08:17 PM (0mRoj)

Remind me again who plinked one of your predecessors? I seem to remember that being a Muzzie.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:19 PM (oKE6c)

340 Just saw a tweet that said that 72 Homeland Security employees are on terrorist watch list. There a picture of the high head goat fucker of the DHS (or what ever his title is. It's something like that. Pretty sure)

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 15, 2016 08:19 PM (4ng05)

341 335 might help to know a 50bmg shell is like a Pringles can

not really but play along
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 08:18 PM (Cq0oW)

Once you pop, you can't stop?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 08:19 PM (0mRoj)

342 Guns are unchristian! Except the ones my bodyguards and private army have!

Posted by: Pope Francis at June 15, 2016 08:17 PM (0mRoj)


I guess he gets to give them a dispensation for using full auto weapons as well?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 08:19 PM (wYnyS)

343 The Geneva Convention does not ban 5.56 ammo. The Hague MIGHT, but we are not signatories to the Hague.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:19 PM (hVdx9)

344 Sitting here listening to husband in family room, talking to his lefty 92 y.o. mom about all the dysfunction going on with his sibs and their idiot kids.

Wow. The excuses the two of them make up.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:19 PM (1ZOkK)

345 Just saw a tweet that said that 72 Homeland Security employees are on terrorist watch list.


Are they virgins?

/ponders the implications ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:20 PM (oKE6c)

346
Just saw a tweet that said that 72 Homeland Security employees are on terrorist watch list.

There's that magic number again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 08:20 PM (IqV8l)

347 340 Just saw a tweet that said that 72 Homeland Security employees are on terrorist watch list.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 15, 2016 08:19 PM (4ng05)


You couldn't make this stuff up if you tried.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

348 well shooting it is like aiming a jackhammer

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 08:21 PM (Cq0oW)

349 Ryan blathering on how 'we' cannot ban immigrants because of their religion, but he plans on banning Syrian refugees because of 'security' reasons (due to their religion).

We should be banning people from certain countries due to inimical cultural differences.... sounds more objective but too long winded.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 15, 2016 08:21 PM (P/kVC)

350
Great. Per Drudge, a Craigslist ad says San Diego is next for an Orlando-type attack.
-------------------

Then again, they don't have to hit Hillcrest. There's Sea World, the zoo, Belmont Park, Garnet Street on any weekend night, San Diego State, UCSD...

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:21 PM (5o5ek)

351 >>>Don't forget "the easy availability of guns".<<<

Don't forget this mental giant has been yelling, "I KEEL YOU!" since he was potty trained.

Posted by: Fritz at June 15, 2016 08:21 PM (f40FU)

352 Latino's claiming teh Gheys weren't
(I love this bit!) "intersectional" enough.


I know someone always brings up 1984, but you know what wasn't supposed to be a manual, either? The Onion!

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2016 08:22 PM (9mTYi)

353 Heh! Jayson Werth of the Nats just said "Holy Shit" on live TV during an interview. Heh! He's still cursing! Heh! Funny! The Nats won in extra innings against the Cubs. Werth hit the game winner.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2016 08:22 PM (vlK1B)

354 Soon-to-be-mister was at a prayer rally led by Franklin Graham today, in Madison WI. Protestor next to him was holding a sign that said "Bigots Go Home". I wonder if it ever occurs to them that they are the one showing bigotry. Prejudice against a group of people you've never met and have done you no harm. Church people are the enemy? Please.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:22 PM (dFi94)

355 Paul Ryan to Ted Baxter:

"It is against our principles as Americans to bar from the United States people who believe that apostates to their religion and people who blaspheme their prophet should be killed."

Posted by: "Excellente, Excellente" - Luis Gutierriez at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (X4FeV)

356 Kaiser Foundation reports another price shock to hit obamacare subscribers this fall.

The one and only "accomplishment" of this dipshit president that the entire left still worships - his legacy - and it's a massive failure. Just imagine if the GOP had actually stood more firmly against this boondoggle, they'd be heroes now. But now, they look even more ineffective - more incompetent.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (4ng05)

357 Here in PA it takes about an hour and a half to buy a gun. Plenty of time to run a background check.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (LKFFy)

358 So, this past Christmas, husband's youngest bros' 16 y.o. daughter was straight out of rehab, and she's sitting in front of all of us, with a full glass of wine. I was stunned.

Husband claims he "never saw it" but the little twit wasn't even trying to hide it. The entire "family" ignored it.

Husband's youngest bro's ex-wife is a wacky Paki, and bro is busy working at the Communist News Network and golfing in Scotland.

I'm so sick of these people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (1ZOkK)

359 >>Great. Per Drudge, a Craigslist ad says San Diego is next for an Orlando-type attack.


I'm sure Jeh Johnson is on it. Investigating local preppers, Evangelists, gun enthusiasts and whatnot, that is.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (NOIQH)

360
Sometimes it seems as though SF must be a straight haven by now.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:18 PM (oKE6c)
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It could never happen in San Francisco, because there's no place to park. That would require the terrorist to double-park, and there are laws against that.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (5o5ek)

361 Remind me again who plinked one of your predecessors? I seem to remember that being a Muzzie.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:19 PM (oKE6c)

A muslim working for the Communists. The two groups he always defends.

Posted by: Josephistan at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (7qAYi)

362 So, Obama (Office of Personnel Management), Hillary Clinton, and the DNC had huge security breaches in their computers, at least the first two caused by gigantic incompetence, where any random hacker could have stolen information.

Mr.Trump must have several hundred computers on the Internet in his businesses. I haven't seen any stories about how he ignores his own IT experts and gets his computers hacked into. Presumably some would like to, if only to steal credit card information.

Posted by: Terrible, America, Terrible at June 15, 2016 08:25 PM (GyTPW)

363 Ryan blathering on how 'we' cannot ban immigrants because of their religion


Why not? Adherents of the Aztec religion - and of the LDS, pre-ban on polygamy - want to know.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:25 PM (oKE6c)

364 354
Soon-to-be-mister was at a prayer rally led by Franklin Graham today, in
Madison WI. Protestor next to him was holding a sign that said "Bigots
Go Home". I wonder if it ever occurs to them that they are the one
showing bigotry. Prejudice against a group of people you've never met
and have done you no harm. Church people are the enemy? Please.



Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2016 08:22 PM (dFi94)


Yeah. Christians are bigots. That is helped along by Obama.

We have a liberal Methodist Church here that I can't even begin to describe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:25 PM (1ZOkK)

365 >>It could never happen in San Francisco, because there's no place to park. That would require the terrorist to double-park, and there are laws against that.



Not to mention, San Fran is too easy to evacuate.

More than half the city already has their shit packed.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 08:26 PM (M7C2K)

366 Not to digress, but , has anyone ever seen dynamic sense display? Amazing.
https://vimeo.com/79179138

Posted by: Clarney at June 15, 2016 08:26 PM (dgO4h)

367 I'm sure Jeh Johnson is on it. Investigating local preppers, Evangelists, gun enthusiasts and whatnot, that is.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (NOIQH)

"Jeh." Ghetto scholarship at its finest.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:26 PM (oKE6c)

368

ONE TIME AT ATHEIST CAMP I SAVED UP ALL MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS IN PRINGLES CANS. BUT IDI FED THEM TO THE ALLIGATORS THINKING IT WOULD CURE THEIR TAIL FUNGUS.

MAN, WAS I MAD. AND DEHYDRATED.

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MUSLIM VICTIM at June 15, 2016 08:27 PM (1d6Ur)

369 354 Soon-to-be-mister was at a prayer rally led by Franklin Graham today, in Madison WI. Protestor next to him was holding a sign that said "Bigots Go Home". I wonder if it ever occurs to them that they are the one showing bigotry. Prejudice against a group of people you've never met and have done you no harm. Church people are the enemy? Please.


Christians are easy targets. Thats why the Left attacks them. The Left are moral cowards and bullies. They KNOW Christians won't do anything to them. Muslims on the other hand........

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2016 08:27 PM (vlK1B)

370 Paul Ryan: "True conservatism means open borders. We must allow Muslim refugees to come here. Don't worry, we will vet them all with a security check."

Questioner: "Vet them using what information??"

Paul Ryan: "Gotta run."

Posted by: Don't worry, GOPe got yer back! at June 15, 2016 08:27 PM (X4FeV)

371 "Jeh." Ghetto scholarship at its finest.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:26 PM (oKE6c)


His maternal parental unit misspelled "meh."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:27 PM (1ZOkK)

372
Trump and Milo ought to do a joint appearance.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:28 PM (5o5ek)

373 Heh. I just looked at the AR-15 beginner's guide in the sidebar. Excellent.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

374 Good think the guy didn't use 7.62x39
Here's a casing

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:28 PM (hVdx9)

375
ONE TIME AT ATHEIST CAMP I SAVED UP ALL MY PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS IN PRINGLES CANS. BUT IDI FED THEM TO THE ALLIGATORS THINKING IT WOULD CURE THEIR TAIL FUNGUS.

MAN, WAS I MAD. AND DEHYDRATED.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MUSLIM VICTIM at June 15, 2016 08:27 PM (1d6Ur)
---------------------

He walks among us!

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:29 PM (5o5ek)

376 That there are rules how to kill your opponent in war has shut down my brain.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2016 08:29 PM (d9qXV)

377 Try 2
7.62x39 casing
http://s172.photobucket.com/user/sybarite2/Random/story

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:29 PM (hVdx9)

378 I think you created a toxic environment of intolerance and hatred is what happened. That's what the New York Times says.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:11 PM (5o5ek)

So did the Times explain then why they're tossing gays off buildings, hanging them from cranes, or burying them alive under stones in the middle east?

Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2016 08:29 PM (Enq6K)

379 All the Mooselimb's working in government....... gives meaning to "the enemy within."

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:30 PM (xVgrA)

380 So I'm watching this little 15 y.o. kitteh like a hawk, to make sure she doesn't show an allergic reaction to the hyperthyroidism gel.

Husband is trying to talk his crazy lib mom off all the NYT talking points oldest daughter has sent her.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:30 PM (1ZOkK)

381
Come on, San Diego homos, saddle up!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 15, 2016 08:30 PM (iQIUe)

382 More than half the city already has their shit packed.

ISWYDT.

Posted by: that guy who SWYDT at June 15, 2016 08:31 PM (3rYDB)

383

Noor [Omar Mateen's wife] came from a conservative Palestinian family.

Posted by: Steve Harrigan at June 15, 2016 08:31 PM (IflZ6)

384 Then again, they don't have to hit Hillcrest. There's Sea World, the zoo, Belmont Park, Garnet Street on any weekend night, San Diego State, UCSD...

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:21 PM (5o5ek)




Petco Park, the Mission District, 32nd Street Naval Station, NAS North Island, NAB Coronado, Naval Base Point Loma, USMC Recruit Depot, MCAS Miramar...

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 08:32 PM (GUBah)

385 So did the Times explain then why they're tossing gays off buildings, hanging them from cranes, or burying them alive under stones in the middle east?


A Billy Graham Youtube video. Duh.

Posted by: NY Times at June 15, 2016 08:32 PM (vlK1B)

386 Noor [Omar Mateen's wife] came from a conservative Palestinian family.
------------
Hmmmm, I'm not suspicious at all. My detector must be off /sarc/

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:32 PM (xVgrA)

387
So did the Times explain then why they're tossing gays off buildings, hanging them from cranes, or burying them alive under stones in the middle east?
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2016 08:29 PM (Enq6K)
--------------------------

They were just about to, but they ran out of ink.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:32 PM (5o5ek)

388 Noor [Omar Mateen's wife] came from a conservative Palestinian family.



Posted by: Steve Harrigan at June 15, 2016 08:31 PM (IflZ6)


So conservatives ARE to blame!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:33 PM (oKE6c)

389 383



Noor [Omar Mateen's wife] came from a conservative Palestinian family.



And she'd just gotten out of an arranged marriage. Meaning: cousin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (1ZOkK)

390
Petco Park, the Mission District, 32nd Street Naval Station, NAS North Island, NAB Coronado, Naval Base Point Loma, USMC Recruit Depot, MCAS Miramar...
Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 08:32 PM (GUBah)
----------------------

Lindbergh Field, Balboa Park, the Gaslamp District...

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (5o5ek)

391 Heh. I just looked at the AR-15 beginner's guide in the sidebar. Excellent.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

I have a few questions for the Horde about AR-15's:

1) Would it be better to buy one online, or from a sporting goods store? Price is one thing I'm thinking of.

2) Was at Academy Sports today and talking to one of their guys, and he said the S&W & Ruger ones were good quality around $699 I think (If I sound like a doofus, I'm on my 3rd drink).

Also, apparently they've already taken their AR's down off the rack. You'd never know though unless you were looking for them. Plus he thinks there's no way AR's are gonna be banned. He has more faith than I do.

Any advice would be appreciated, especially from any DFW/Texas 'rons.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (lbcdD)

392 383
Noor [Omar Mateen's wife] came from a conservative Palestinian family.
Posted by: Steve Harrigan at June 15, 2016 08:31 PM (IflZ6)


Hah! We knew that those right-wing conservatives were behind this!

Posted by: The New York Times at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

393 So did the Times explain then why they're tossing
gays off buildings, hanging them from cranes, or burying them alive
under stones in the middle east?


Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2016 08:29 PM (Enq6K)

Well, that ones easy. It's the Joos fault for taking Israel and Jerusalem

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 08:35 PM (jJRIy)

394 Noor [Omar Mateen's wife] came from a conservative Palestinian family.
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Must not have been that conservative...she got to go to college and isn't wearing a scarf or body bag....

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:35 PM (xVgrA)

395 Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (5o5ek)



Of course, what will happen is the muzz will hit San Ysidro border crossing and it'll get blamed on Trump.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 08:35 PM (GUBah)

396 MAN, WAS I MAD. AND DEHYDRATED.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MUSLIM VICTIM at June 15, 2016 08:27 PM (1d6Ur)

Didn't ace once say MUMR was actually Maetenloch rearranging posts and being funny?

That's how I remember it anyways.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:36 PM (lbcdD)

397 @ 318
That is perfect leftist logic. Similar to the "If all Juice were gone, all the problems in the Middle East would disappear also."

Posted by: Jann Wenner's double-headed spiked dildo at June 15, 2016 08:37 PM (VDovR)

398 Blano,
Go to Cabela's.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:37 PM (xVgrA)

399 did the Times explain then why they're tossing
gays off buildings, hanging them from cranes, or burying them alive
under stones in the middle east?


Science and engineering, m'boy, science and engineering...

Posted by: NASA at June 15, 2016 08:38 PM (9mTYi)

400 @391

Get a Wylde barrel. You can shoot 223 or 556 with no problems.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 08:39 PM (jJRIy)

401 Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (lbcdD)

I'm a glock fan , especially for first time buyers . It's the simplest platform out there. Simplest to clean. Simplest to shoot . As reliable as any and as accurate as needed. The price is right also.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 08:39 PM (MNgU2)

402 I'm a glock fan , especially for first time buyers .
It's the simplest platform out there. Simplest to clean. Simplest to
shoot . As reliable as any and as accurate as needed. The price is
right also.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 08:39 PM (MNgU2)

I have a couple. Don't like the trigger safety.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 08:40 PM (jJRIy)

403 id the Times explain then why they're tossing

gays off buildings, hanging them from cranes, or burying them alive

under stones in the middle east?



Science and engineering, m'boy, science and engineering...

Posted by: NASA at June 15, 2016 08:38 PM (9mTYi)


*In Ken Burns narration voice*

Training for the Ole' Mohammedan Space Agency was rudimentary, despite NASA's new program of outreach.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 08:40 PM (GUBah)

404 Sorry though you were talking handgun too.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 08:40 PM (MNgU2)

405 Is it wrong that I'm sitting here jealous, that my husband can carry on a 1 hour plus conversation with his liberal mom, when my sweet mom, who treated him like a son, is dead?

I hate myself for feeling like this, but his mom has been a monster toward me for years, until recently.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:41 PM (1ZOkK)

406
Of course, what will happen is the muzz will hit San Ysidro border crossing and it'll get blamed on Trump.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 08:35 PM (GUBah)
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Ooh, hadn't thought of the border crossing. That's one place that's always chock-full of (brown) people lined up for hours to enter the racist hell-hole that is America.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:41 PM (5o5ek)

407 Petco Park, the Mission District, 32nd Street Naval Station, NAS North Island, NAB Coronado, Naval Base Point Loma, USMC Recruit Depot, MCAS Miramar...
Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 08:32 PM (GUBah)
----------------------
Lindbergh Field, Balboa Park, the Gaslamp District...
Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (5o5ek)



Nah, forget Petco Park. There aren't enough people there to be worth the effort.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:42 PM (oKE6c)

408 I'm a glock fan , especially for first time buyers . It's the simplest platform out there. Simplest to clean. Simplest to shoot . As reliable as any and as accurate as needed. The price is right also.
---------
+1
But I don't believe Glock makes AR's.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:42 PM (xVgrA)

409 Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (lbcdD)

You are most likely going to find the best price on an AR15 online. They don't usually have the retail markup to cover the overhead of a retail outlet. You should be able to find a decent basic model AR15 for less than $699.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 08:42 PM (0mRoj)

410
Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (lbcdD)






The SampersandW and Ruger ARs have a good rep for off-the-shelf rifles that Just. Plain. Work. You really can't go wrong there.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 08:42 PM (LuZz8)

411 Also, apparently they've already taken their AR's down off the rack. You'd never know though unless you were looking for them. Plus he thinks there's no way AR's are gonna be banned. He has more faith than I do.

Any advice would be appreciated, especially from any DFW/Texas 'rons.
Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:34 PM (lbcdD)

*****

S&W is a good brand, and $699 is an OK price depending on what you are getting. I have an MP 15 Tactical that I like. Did the one that you looked at have carry handle sights or was it a flat top (no rear sight or carry handle)?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 08:42 PM (YLidQ)

412 Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 08:40 PM (jJRIy)

I like the trigger safety a lot , especially under stress situations. So I guess it's a wash.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 08:42 PM (MNgU2)

413 I have a few questions for the Horde about AR-15's:

1) Would it be better to buy one online, or from a sporting goods store? Price is one thing I'm thinking of.

2) Was at Academy Sports today and talking to one of their guys, and he said the S&W & Ruger ones were good quality around $699 I think (If I sound like a doofus, I'm on my 3rd drink).

Also, apparently they've already taken their AR's down off the rack. You'd never know though unless you were looking for them. Plus he thinks there's no way AR's are gonna be banned. He has more faith than I do.

Any advice would be appreciated, especially from any DFW/Texas 'rons.

Posted by: Blano
****

Depends.
What is your price range?
Can you do any work on the rifle yourself?

If your price range is no higher than say $600, and you CAN replace parts, online buying is your friend.
Over that/or no gunsmithing ability, check out a gun store. Shop around tho.
I prefer to build mine since I get exactly what I want without spending additional money.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:43 PM (hVdx9)

414 21


Ace Johnson is right -- We are, literally, set up to fail.



The Left has rigged the game so it is quite inconvenient to call out bad behavior.



The Left has rigged for Omar Mateen or Nidal Hassan to wreak havoc
on us without worry of ever being preempted no matter how much he talks
up ISIS.

Posted by: Mister Magoo at June 15, 2016 06:56 PM (vcsE3)



Set up to fail is exactly it. It's a heads I win, tails you lose game they're playing. If you don't act on your intuition, they hold you liable. If you act on it, you're a racist.



They do this on purpose. They create a paralytic legalistic chaos that leaves you unable to know what you're supposed to do in any situation. This lets them be completely arbitrary, which is their real goal. They want the whole world to operate according to their whims.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 15, 2016 08:43 PM (J+mig)

415 is it just me or do all these muslim wives strike you like the wife in The Americans

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 15, 2016 08:44 PM (Cq0oW)

416 How the fuck did Breitbart get taken over by some blonde gay dude? Isn't his claim-to-fame over some bullshit social media censorship?

Weird.

Posted by: Fritz at June 15, 2016 08:45 PM (f40FU)

417 by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:42 PM (xV

Yeah I noted that after I posted. I read Ruger and made wrong conclusion. That's what happens when you read comments from bottom up.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 08:45 PM (MNgU2)

418 Dammit. I forgot which ear I put the gel in. Stressed, and all that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)

419 I got everything except the LBE. Which was the punch line to the joke.

Load Bearing Equipment.


I would think it should be Load bearing System but that would be too easily confused with LDS.

Posted by: Yon con Barleycorn at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (6wzNY)

420 Blano,
Go to Cabela's.....

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:37 PM (xVgrA)

Ok. Closest one is 27 miles away.

Better deal?

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (lbcdD)

421 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (KCxzN)

422 Trump is going to make inroads to the Homo Community. How many will perceive the real threat and vote accordingly? Only a few percent. Hopefully that will be enough to make a difference.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (2TUVm)

423
Set up to fail is exactly it. It's a heads I win, tails you lose game they're playing. If you don't act on your intuition, they hold you liable. If you act on it, you're a racist.

----------------------

I get angrier at George Bush all the time. I stuck up for the guy and he couldn't go all the way for me. He should have ordered those terrorists to be shot in the field, not housed at Gitmo. Should have tried James Risen for treason.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (5o5ek)

424 @401

All guns should be glocks, all glocks should be 9mm, all glock 9mms should be 19's

The glock is a like a dependable fat girl.

Alway's there,always reliable.

Sure you have your 1911's and variants which are like strippers, high maitnenance and never there when the SHTF.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (lgNzO)

425
Trump is going to make inroads to the Homo Community. How many will perceive the real threat and vote accordingly? Only a few percent. Hopefully that will be enough to make a difference.
Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (2TUVm)
-----------------

That's why I think he should do a joint appearance with Milo.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:48 PM (5o5ek)

426 I have a couple. Don't like the trigger safety.


Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 08:40 PM (jJRIy)

Me neither. Especially when carrying in loose sweatpants...

Posted by: Plaxico Burress at June 15, 2016 08:48 PM (396pH)

427 Glock. The Bic lighter of guns.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:48 PM (hVdx9)

428 I wonder how our Moronette is doing with her Boyfrind's Parents?

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 08:48 PM (M7C2K)

429 Depends.
What is your price range?
Can you do any work on the rifle yourself?

If your price range is no higher than say $600, and you CAN replace parts, online buying is your friend.
Over that/or no gunsmithing ability, check out a gun store. Shop around tho.
I prefer to build mine since I get exactly what I want without spending additional money.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:43 PM (hVdx9)

I could probably do 700-800 or thereabouts.

No gunsmithing ability.

Another guy in the store said I could build my own. It was really hard to not laugh at that. I have zero mechanical ability.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:48 PM (lbcdD)

430
All guns should be glocks, all glocks should be 9mm, all glock 9mms should be 19's

The glock is a like a dependable fat girl.

Alway's there,always reliable.

Sure you have your 1911's and variants which are like strippers, high maitnenance and never there when the SHTF.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (lgNzO)








Nope. While Glock is a fine choice, diversity is a wonderful thing.

/CurIsACZFanboi

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 08:49 PM (LuZz8)

431 The absolute weird thing, is that in a couple weeks time this horrific incident will be completly gone from the scene replaced by something else.

Nothing really sticks, shit just rolls on.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2016 08:49 PM (lgNzO)

432 Glocks are very dangerous automatic weapons. Right up there with the sooper scary assault derringer.

Posted by: Matty Y at June 15, 2016 08:50 PM (396pH)

433 >>Another guy in the store said I could build my own. It was really hard to not laugh at that. I have zero mechanical ability.


Neither do Russians, but the AK works just fine.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 08:50 PM (M7C2K)

434 S&W is a good brand, and $699 is an OK price depending on what you are getting. I have an MP 15 Tactical that I like. Did the one that you looked at have carry handle sights or was it a flat top (no rear sight or carry handle)?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 08:42 PM (YLidQ)

I believe the two he mentioned already had sights. I'm pretty sure at least the S&W did.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:51 PM (lbcdD)

435 Sure you have your 1911's and variants which are like strippers, high maitnenance and never there when the SHTF.

Unless you happen to be fighting WWI, WWII, Korean War, Vietnam War, or a member of the Marine Expeditionary Unit.

Glocks are for folks that can't figure out how to clean their guns.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 15, 2016 08:51 PM (bZ7mE)

436
Petco Park, the Mission District, 32nd Street Naval Station, NAS North Island, NAB Coronado, Naval Base Point Loma, USMC Recruit Depot, MCAS Miramar...
Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 08:32 PM (GUBah)
---------------

I just looked at the Drudge page and (headsmack) of course! The Coronado Bay Bridge.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:51 PM (5o5ek)

437 Probably going to be hitting up the local gun shop this weekend. Been putting off getting a rifle since I've been on a shoestring budget this year, but I can put it on the card and pay it off in a few months. The way the gun grabbers are going to be out in force after all of those scary black rifles, now is the time. Anyone got any recommendations? I'm not complicated, I want something simple to maintain and clean, and it doesn't need to be accurate at extremely long ranges or have snob appeal.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 15, 2016 08:51 PM (J+mig)

438 Un-freaking-believable:

One of the new members of Obama's Homeland Security Advisory Council's (HSAC) Subcommitte on Countering Violent Extremism is a 25-year-old Syrian immigrant who has not only outright rejected
ever accepting the idea of truly beingan American, but has praised the
9/11 attacks as a positive good, and indulged constant racist attacks on
white people on Twitter.

Laila Alawa was hired by Barack Obama to join the Department of Homeland
Security-an agency set up to stop another 9/11 attack - even though she
has praised 9/11 as a good thing.


How many more of these people are working for or with DHS?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z6pumr3

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 08:52 PM (NOIQH)

439 I could probably do 700-800 or thereabouts.

No gunsmithing ability.

Another guy in the store said I could build my own. It was really hard to not laugh at that. I have zero mechanical ability.

Posted by: Blano
****

Ok then. Definitely don't build one.
I like to avoid the big chain stores for most gun purchases due to pricing, but keep in mind if you buy online you have to pay shipping and an FFL transfer fee.
I will second what someone posted above. S&W makes a good entry level AR-15 in your price range.
Now, do you know what features you want?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:52 PM (hVdx9)

440 422
Trump is going to make inroads to the Homo Community. How many will
perceive the real threat and vote accordingly? Only a few percent.
Hopefully that will be enough to make a difference.


Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (2TUVm)

The Bull about 10% of the population being ghey is just that. It's more like 1 to 2 %. Hillary is THE ghey love candidate. She will get 90% of that vote.

Chasing rainbow votes only pisses off Evangelist Christians. Leave it alone.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 08:52 PM (jJRIy)

441 That's why I think he should do a joint appearance with Milo.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:48 PM (5o5ek)


That would be fun to watch.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 08:52 PM (2TUVm)

442 They do this on purpose. They create a paralytic
legalistic chaos that leaves you unable to know what you're supposed to
do in any situation. This lets them be completely arbitrary, which is
their real goal. They want the whole world to operate according to their
whims.
.Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 15, 2016 08:43 PM (J+mig)


Sounds like recess in elementary school except the individual had ways of dealing with the problem.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 08:53 PM (IflZ6)

443 Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (5o5ek)

The dude authorized water boarding and black site prisons. Give him a little leeway .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 08:53 PM (MNgU2)

444 428 I wonder how our Moronette is doing with her Boyfrind's Parents?
Posted by: garrett
-------------------
I can only hope that she had the balls to offer to buy "a bag of clean urine" from Mom. And Pleeeeeaaase tell me she had a ziplock in hand...

Posted by: but enough about you - I wanna talk about Chi at June 15, 2016 08:53 PM (eE9YR)

445 >>Now, do you know what features you want?


Besides the Thing that goes Up.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 08:53 PM (M7C2K)

446 Now, do you know what features you want?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:52 PM (hVdx9)

Um, no. Guess I need to do some research.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:54 PM (lbcdD)

447 "Odd" as in "queer"?
It's not islamaphobia, it's homophobia!

Posted by: wooga at June 15, 2016 06:57 PM (TS0uO)


First photo I saw of that douche, he looked more queer than a three-dollar bill.


My theory: he was leading a double life. Papa found out, and said, "you dishonor me. Fix it, or I kill you myself."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 08:54 PM (GSdpU)

448 Blano,
I think the gun guys at Cabela's are a lot more knowledgeable. They also have a better selection and their pricing is competitive. When my Hubbie got me my first gun, they were the only ones that carried that particular one he had in mind. They also will buy guns and sell pre owned guns.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 08:54 PM (xVgrA)

449
No gunsmithing ability.

Another guy in the store said I could build my own. It was really hard to not laugh at that. I have zero mechanical ability.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 08:48 PM (lbcdD)







One of the wonderful things about the AR is that it really doesn't require a lot of gunsmithing ability. It DOES require some VERY basic mechanical aptitude, an ability to follow directions, and a few relatively inexpensive tools.

But don't let us gun nuts talk you into anything you're not ready for. Remember, it's YOUR gun, go at your own pace and have fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 08:54 PM (LuZz8)

450 The more you spend the better your barrel should be. The better your barrel the better accuracy and longer life.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 08:55 PM (MNgU2)

451 Son brought home the stock of the AR he carried in the sand pit.

You can actually hear the sand when he shakes it.

Thanks to BCochran and several members of the Horde's generosity, he was able to assemble his own special AR-15.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:55 PM (1ZOkK)

452 The S&W M&P I got new from a local gun store/pawn shop for $649 worked perfectly right out of the box. I don't think you can go wrong with one of those. Even came with 2 mags.

Posted by: f'd at June 15, 2016 08:55 PM (BO/km)

453

Glocks are inherently dangerous guns! Totes!

Posted by: That Bearing Arms Guy

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 08:56 PM (kdS6q)

454 I get angrier at George Bush all the time. I stuck up for the guy and he couldn't go all the way for me. He should have ordered those terrorists to be shot in the field, not housed at Gitmo. Should have tried James Risen for treason.
Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (5o5ek)



A couple of dozen hangings at Gitmo would have worked wonders too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:56 PM (oKE6c)

455 @435

I was just being silly.

I have many different handguns.

I even have probably one of the worst handguns ever made, the hi-point .40.

Incredibly heavy, horrible to point, terribly clunky magazine but I'll take take that over having nothing.

What's the saying about the best gun being the one you have on hand when you need and not the one you wish you had and didn't.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2016 08:56 PM (lgNzO)

456
How did Drudge miss this?

BREAKING : Wikileaks Vows to Publish "ENOUGH EVIDENCE" to INDICT HILLARY
JUNE 13, 2016

http://truthfeed.com/breaking-wikileaks-vows-to-publish-enough-evidence-to-indict-hillary/7104/

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:56 PM (5o5ek)

457 "It's a heads I win, tails you lose game they're playing. If you don't
act on your intuition, they hold you liable. If you act on it, you're a
racist. They do this on purpose. They create a paralytic
legalistic chaos that leaves you unable to know what you're supposed to
do in any situation. This lets them be completely arbitrary, which is
their real goal. They want the whole world to operate according to their
whims."

Calvinball.

Except with real-world life or death consequences.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 08:57 PM (noWW6)

458 441 That's why I think he should do a joint appearance with Milo.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:48 PM (5o5ek)

That would be fun to watch.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 08:52 PM (2TUVm)


If he wins he should make Milo his Press Secretary.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

459 Tillikum as I noted earlier I just ordered my first two AR lowers (in general response to CA idiocy, not this week's horror in Orlando). Not an AR guy, but always figured I should have one, and decided not to wait any longer.


Intend to build it myself, as I like the understanding of the system that comes from that (as with reloading). As I'll have the regulated part in a few weeks, I expect I'll then take my time for self-edumucation as to the other components.


Will check the guide listed on the side-bar, tho dunno if it deals with builds. CalGuns has a pretty good primer for the noob in their semi-auto rifle forum. First one will be general purpose plinker/fun competition/zombie apocalypse carbine, I'm guessing. Second one who knows.


Oh, and the XD is a nice platform in plastic frame semi-auto handguns. 1911 grip angle, instant field strip, super-reliable. Only negative to me is that full disassembly of the frame and esp. slide is *not* straightforward.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 08:57 PM (QDnY+)

460 My theory: he was leading a double life. Papa found out, and said, "you dishonor me. Fix it, or I kill you myself."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 08:54 PM (GSdpU)

Promises, promises.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:57 PM (oKE6c)

461 It conveniently found it's way in there when enough VC were assuming room temperature.

There's a whole group of "codicils" and "annexes" to the Conventions which attempt to weaken Western militaries when engaging "little brown brother." (to quote Poul Anderson). None of them were "negotiated" by governments, and none of them have been adhered to by the US.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2016 08:58 PM (brIR5)

462 I've never shot an AR15. I've been at a gun range when people were shooting them. And yeah they're loud as fuck and I'll admit a little scary. So fucking what? Lots of things are scary to me too, I don't go around demanding we ban them because of that.

Fuck that asshole in particular.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 15, 2016 08:58 PM (0LHZx)

463 If he wins he should make Milo his Press Secretary.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

Ambassador to Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:58 PM (oKE6c)

464 Looks like the run on semi-autos has started again.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 08:58 PM (hVdx9)

465
Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:46 PM (5o5ek)

The dude authorized water boarding and black site prisons. Give him a little leeway .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 08:53 PM (MNgU2)
--------------------

I do. That's why I say he couldn't go all the way for me. But I think we're in a lot of the trouble we're in now because of his failures.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:58 PM (5o5ek)

466 Chasing rainbow votes only pisses off Evangelist Christians. Leave it alone.


Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 08:52 PM (jJRIy)


Uh, you do know it is possible to appeal to both at the same time. The Democrats have made an art of doing it.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 08:58 PM (2TUVm)

467
I was just being silly.


Posted by: Kreplach at June 15, 2016 08:56 PM (lgNzO)







I know, brother. No worries. I was just looking for an excuse to use the "diversity" joke.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 08:59 PM (LuZz8)

468
If he wins he should make Milo his Press Secretary.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
------------------

Haha, Milo has said that's his dream job!

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:59 PM (5o5ek)

469 I was just being silly.

So was I.

I do love my 1911, though.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 15, 2016 08:59 PM (bZ7mE)

470 Calvinball.

Except with real-world life or death consequences.


Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 08:57 PM (noWW6)


Exactly. And we can't keep trying to play fair with them. The only thing to do is turn it into a game of Fizzbin.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 15, 2016 08:59 PM (J+mig)

471 My theory: he was leading a double life. Papa found out, and said, "you dishonor me. Fix it, or I kill you myself."<<<


Say the magic word and win a thousand dahlas.

BINGO!

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 08:59 PM (IflZ6)

472 BREAKING : Wikileaks Vows to Publish "ENOUGH EVIDENCE" to INDICT HILLARY
JUNE 13, 2016

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 08:56 PM (5o5ek)



I say again, promises promises.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:59 PM (oKE6c)

473 I'm so sick of these people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:23 PM (1ZOkK)


You are among friends here, at least!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 09:00 PM (wYnyS)

474 AR is nice to have and could be an investment in light of the call for it to be banned , but if you are just looking for a long gun and you don't have a lot of cash I have a recommendation. ( puts Hi Point pimp hat on).

You can buy two Hi Point Carbines for the price of one least expensive AR. Buy yourself a 9mm and a .45 carbine. Lifetime warranty and you can treat them like crap and they'll keep on shooting.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:00 PM (MNgU2)

475 Blano
Here is a link to AR-15 sellers and prices

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jezph33

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:00 PM (hVdx9)

476 Yeah that second article was even worse than the first, and the fact that he wrote it at all shows the reaction to the first one was pretty overwhelming and hit him right in the space where he'd have pills if they'd ever dropped

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 07:00 PM (39g3+)


Yes, the fact that this mincing castrati makes a point of trying to shame those "mean gun owners" that sent him photos of little girls having fun shooting AR-15s says more about him than about the gun owners ridiculing him.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at June 15, 2016 09:01 PM (5Yee7)

477 Have y'all already seen this?

Orlando Terrorist Appeared in Documentary on BP Oil Spill


http://tinyurl.com/zlo4l56

Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2016 09:01 PM (Enq6K)

478
My theory: he was leading a double life. Papa found out, and said, "you dishonor me. Fix it, or I kill you myself."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 08:54 PM


My theory is that nearly all suicide jihadis fall into three groups:
1. Drugged up by handlers, so they don't realize it's suicide.
2. Legitimately retarded people.
3. Homos.

There is no grace in Islam, so a devout jihadi know that his buggery has condemned him to hell. The ONLY solution is a martyrdom operation, which earns a ticket to paradise despite prior knob gobbling tendencies.

Posted by: wooga at June 15, 2016 09:02 PM (TS0uO)

479 Boy, that Amarillo, TX Walmart "workplace violent" by a former employee/Somali immigrant story sure disappeared fast, huh?

Anyone seen anything about the letter he left in his car - the one in Arabic?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 07:13 PM (NOIQH)


Not enough simoleons makes for pissed-off somalians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 09:02 PM (GSdpU)

480 Orlando Terrorist Appeared in Documentary on BP Oil Spill

Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2016 09:01 PM (Enq6K)

I think the preferred term now is "Terrorist-American."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 09:02 PM (oKE6c)

481 .....until recently.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 08:41 PM (1ZOkK)

Thats the important part. Some things take time. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Mimzey at June 15, 2016 09:03 PM (aRUb8)

482 Cowboys always liked their rifles and pistols to be the same caliber.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 09:03 PM (IflZ6)

483 "Looks like the run on semi-autos has started again."


At the gun store yesterday. Almost bought an M1 Carbine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:03 PM (9ym/8)

484 Gun show here in ETEX this weekend. Will be looking at milled receiver AK's. Already have a stamped one and it is tough and reliable. Don't really need more than one, just thinking ahead to probable zombie apocalypse (hellary election).

Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2016 09:03 PM (zLDYs)

485 If he wins he should make Milo his Press Secretary.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R)

I said that exact thing to my husband the other day.

The pressers would be fabulous!

Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2016 09:03 PM (Enq6K)

486 "Cowboys always liked their rifles and pistols to be the same caliber."


Makes it convenient carrying one cartridge.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:04 PM (9ym/8)

487 "I get angrier at George Bush all the time. I stuck up for the guy and
he couldn't go all the way for me. He should have ordered those
terrorists to be shot in the field, not housed at Gitmo."

Quite. Drumhead courts-martial.

And that would have been an entirely legally defensible step for probably about half of the individuals who ended up in Gitmo. Who had provably engaged in combat as guerrillas.

Including that teenage Canadian jihadi who killed one U.S. serviceman and permanently blinded another one. He should have received a speedy field proceeding and soaked up a volley from a firing squad and been buried right there with a posthole digger. Instead, he went to Gitmo, then got remanded home to Canada, where a lefty judge let him loose.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 09:04 PM (noWW6)

488 Yeah, I luv my 1911 too but I have arthritis in both of my thumbs. I can't get the thing back together after breaking it down for cleaning. I just don't have the hand strength anymore. Plus that paper clip thingy in the hole never was my favorite.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 09:04 PM (xVgrA)

489 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 08:54 PM (LuZz

For about $100, you can get a good set of gunsmithing tools and punches from Amazon (of all places)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 09:04 PM (wYnyS)

490 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:00 PM (MNgU2)



That's an interesting thought, and the ammo being easy as hell to come by can't possibly hurt if things go pear shaped. I'll definitely keep that in mind.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 15, 2016 09:06 PM (J+mig)

491 "Cowboys always liked their rifles and pistols to be the same caliber."

Yikes. The subject of AR-10s in dot three oh eight came up yesterday.

Not thinking my wrist would be too happy with that in a pistol frame.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 09:07 PM (noWW6)

492 Boy, that Amarillo, TX Walmart "workplace violent" by a former employee/Somali immigrant story sure disappeared fast, huh?


Huh?

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 09:07 PM (IflZ6)

493 My theory: he was leading a double life. Papa found out, and said, "you dishonor me. Fix it, or I kill you myself."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 08:54 PM (GSdpU)

Then, as a shahid he really got to flame out big time for months and be absolved of all sin upon his death.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 15, 2016 09:08 PM (P/kVC)

494 Blano,

You might check out Military Gun Supply in Fort Worth. They might have what you're looking for.

Posted by: Wolfish Grin at June 15, 2016 09:09 PM (0FtS3)

495
The pressers would be fabulous!
Posted by: Tami at June 15, 2016 09:03 PM (Enq6K)
------------------

And Dangerous!

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:10 PM (5o5ek)

496 There's always the 9mm AR/handgun combo for caliber commonality.


Personally I like the M1 carbine/Ruger 30C Blackhawk revolver combo idea (old school, but both cool fun platforms).


But more likely, some day, will be some kind of lever-action in .357 to go along with my 38/357 revolvers. So, more like the actual cowboys and others of that era for whom caliber commonality was a thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 09:10 PM (QDnY+)

497 Let us take this further...

It is clear Homeland Security thinks "Right Wing Extremist" are a danger to the republic, at least equal to Jihadist (who they won't name) and probably more so. We know this because there are numerous reports, statements, etc. that this is what Homeland Security thinks is the biggest danger.

Now lets translate what "right wing extremist" means in leftist PC language...Conservatives, White Males, lets see, NRA, etc. Any questions? Ok.

So a U.S. federal agency, set up to protect the homeland, now thinks a significant segment of the citizen body is the enemy. What does that say about this nation and where it is headed?

A jihadist who just killed a lot of people for his religion is now deemed no different than any American gun owner according to the U.S. government. That is what it means.

Yet let us hear Paul Ryan tell us again about the wonders of free trade and unrestricted immigration to this bastion freedom!

Posted by: William Eaton at June 15, 2016 09:10 PM (KhJh8)

498
"Cowboys always liked their rifles and pistols to be the same caliber."







I've always wondered if one of the main drivers for that paradigm was simple ammo availability. I imagine a remote trading post that was two weeks hard ride away from the railroad would have a tough time staying supplied with a wide range of cartridges.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:11 PM (LuZz8)

499 >>Huh?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hhnvuuf

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 09:11 PM (NOIQH)

500 At the gun store yesterday. Almost bought an M1 Carbine.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:03 PM (9ym/

So would the gun stores be better than say, academy or cabelas?

Academy had plenty of AR's and the price hasn't changed, but the guy said they've had a run on magazines (they were almost all gone).

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 09:11 PM (F5KS5)

501 Only the Somalia was killed so no story here.......(ignore the fact that he was name after a certain 5th century pediofile. (I can't even spell the word and iPad has no autocorrect for it, weird.))

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 09:11 PM (xVgrA)

502 "You might check out Military Gun Supply in Fort Worth. They might have what you're looking for."


Agree. Lot of ARs there. East Loop 820 and Cravens Road.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:12 PM (9ym/8)

503 "My theory is that nearly all suicide jihadis fall into three groups:

1. Drugged up by handlers, so they don't realize it's suicide.

2. Legitimately retarded people.

3. Homos."

In the 9/11 attacks, there were a handful of high level trained operatives in on the full plan, giving orders, and taking over flying the hijacked jets, and the rest of the guys were dumb low level muscle who do not appear to have been told that the operation was strictly one-way.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 09:13 PM (noWW6)

504 Blano,

You might check out Military Gun Supply in Fort Worth. They might have what you're looking for.
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at June 15, 2016 09:09 PM (0FtS3)

Thanks!

All kinds of sirens blowing by me here in Kennedale.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 09:13 PM (F5KS5)

505 "So would the gun stores be better than say, academy or cabelas? "


Cabela's is okay. Bass Pro Shop is about the same. Do not even worry with Gander Mountain. They are ridiculous. Academy is okay but the selection is a little limited.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:14 PM (9ym/8)

506
I say again, promises promises.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 08:59 PM (oKE6c)
-------------------

I just watched the ITV interview with Julian Assange and it was maddeningly brief.

Kee-rist, what on earth is WIKILEAKS waiting for?!

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:14 PM (5o5ek)

507 So a Federal Government run by left wing estremists (socialists, Communists, and internationalists) are afraid that an army of well armed White Christian Conservative men might be their enemy?


If history is any guide. . .

Posted by: Yon con Barleycorn at June 15, 2016 09:14 PM (6wzNY)

508 Don't eat em green

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 07:50 PM (jJRIy)


The "green apple quickstep" is definitely a thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 09:14 PM (GSdpU)

509 But more likely, some day, will be some kind of
lever-action in .357 to go along with my 38/357 revolvers. So, more
like the actual cowboys and others of that era for whom caliber
commonality was a thing.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 15, 2016 09:10 PM


I've always wanted the Israeli-made Timberwolf pump action carbine in .357

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2016 09:15 PM (KCxzN)

510 You can buy two Hi Point Carbines for the price of one least expensive AR. Buy yourself a 9mm and a .45 carbine. Lifetime warranty and you can treat them like crap and they'll keep on shooting.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:00 PM (MNgU2)


What do you think of their 9MM handgun?

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (7lVbc)

511 Every thread is a gun thread these days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (EZebt)

512 Tillikum as I noted earlier I just ordered my first two AR lowers (in general response to CA idiocy, not this week's horror in Orlando). Not an AR guy, but always figured I should have one, and decided not to wait any longer.


Intend to build it myself, as I like the understanding of the system that comes from that (as with reloading). As I'll have the regulated part in a few weeks, I expect I'll then take my time for self-edumucation as to the other components.


Will check the guide listed on the side-bar, tho dunno if it deals with builds. CalGuns has a pretty good primer for the noob in their semi-auto rifle forum. First one will be general purpose plinker/fun competition/zombie apocalypse carbine, I'm guessing. Second one who knows.


Oh, and the XD is a nice platform in plastic frame semi-auto handguns. 1911 grip angle, instant field strip, super-reliable. Only negative to me is that full disassembly of the frame and esp. slide is *not* straightforward.

Posted by: rhomboid


Same thing happened with me. Last massacre I decided to buy while I could.
I started off with AK-47 type rifles, so it was like going from the stone age to the space age when I built my first AR. I had to watch some videos to figure a few things out. Brownells has a series of videos on how to build AR-15s. They are very well done and extremely helpful.
Hope you'll post some pictures when you are done


I have nothing against most polymer framed pistols. I just don't like Glocks. They leave me cold.
How reliable has your XD been?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (hVdx9)

513 Of note, the Virginia Tech shooter 'only' used a Glock 9mm and a .22 handgun, forgot what the make was.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (MNgU2)

514 Uh, you do know it is possible to appeal to both at the same time. The Democrats have made an art of doing it.




Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 08:58 PM (2TUVm)

No democrat where I live has pulled that off. You can't sleep with "Bruce" and tell Billy Bob it's OK.
DOES NOT WORK.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (jJRIy)

515
let us hear Paul Ryan tell us again about the wonders of free trade and unrestricted immigration to this bastion freedom!
Posted by: William Eaton at June 15, 2016 09:10 PM (KhJh
-------------------

This limitless labor market! This borderless engine of global prosperity!!!

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (5o5ek)

516 Amazing ace, how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
He needs to heal, from his Laski ordeal.
He's blind, yet he shall see.

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 15, 2016 09:17 PM (iCA4z)

517 I don't know the DFW gun stores. If you were in Austin, I'd say McBrides or Sportman's finest. McBride is Rick Perry and Gregg Abbott's favorite gun store. They do have a great selection....

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 09:17 PM (xVgrA)

518 Do not even worry with Gander Mountain.

You mean don't bother with Gander Mountain?

So it's WalMart then?

Posted by: Yon con Barleycorn at June 15, 2016 09:17 PM (6wzNY)

519
Also Blano, there's gun shows in Mesquite and Waxahachie this weekend, and Ft Worth next weekend.

http://www.gunshows-usa.com/texas_gun_%26_knife_shows.shtml

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:17 PM (LuZz8)

520 Is ace being ironic or not? I can't tell anymore. He's gone through so many levels, my brain had stack overflow.

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 15, 2016 09:19 PM (iCA4z)

521 Blano
Here is a link to AR-15 sellers and prices

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jezph33
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:00 PM (hVdx9)

Thanks!!

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 09:19 PM (F5KS5)

522 519
Also Blano, there's gun shows in Mesquite and Waxahachie this weekend, and Ft Worth next weekend.
--------
Oooooo, you can get something through that loop hole thing!!!/sarc/

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (xVgrA)

523 Posted by: Yon con Barleycorn at June 15, 2016 09:14 PM (6wzNY)

Chile, September 11, 1973

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (EZebt)

524 >>>Also Blano, there's gun shows in Mesquite and Waxahachie this weekend, and Ft Worth next weekend.



LOOP HOLE

Posted by: 2 x 4 Liberal Fallacies at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (M7C2K)

525 I've always wondered if one of the main drivers for that paradigm was simple ammo availability. I imagine a remote trading post that was two weeks hard ride away from the railroad would have a tough time staying supplied with a wide range of cartridges.

There were a bunch of different cartridges in use at the time, though. Lots of Spencers in .56-.56, I imagine, plus Sharps in various calibers, plus a bunch of minor mil-surps like the Maynard and Ballards...

Of course, they were still making muzzle-loaders as a cheap option for long after the civil war, something that never seems to show up in literature or film.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (bZ7mE)

526 Omar is wondering where his 72 dancing boys are about now. I want to move on to Daddy. Where is his money coming from? Why was he having meetings at the State Dept. which must have happened during "Private server Hillary's" term? What did he dangle in front of Rangle?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (rTLYJ)

527 It is Us vs. Them.

To Them We are bugs.

Useful to generate tax revenue and votes.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (MQEz6)

528 I just watched the ITV interview with Julian Assange and it was maddeningly brief.
Kee-rist, what on earth is WIKILEAKS waiting for?!
Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:14 PM (5o5ek)



Too soon (for our purposes). Let him fart around until late August/early September, then drop the nukes, too late for the Democrat Party to credibly substitute someone else for Her Thighness.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (oKE6c)

529 Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (7lVbc)

Not a fan of their handguns if not for the price. They feel like an anvil. Of course the positives still are they fire when you pull the trigger, Lifetime warranty and under $250.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:21 PM (MNgU2)

530 Also Blano, there's gun shows in Mesquite and Waxahachie this weekend, and Ft Worth next weekend.

http://www.gunshows-usa.com/texas_gun_%26_knife_shows.shtml
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:17 PM (LuZz

Going to the Mesquite one Saturday morning before work.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 09:21 PM (F5KS5)

531 Anyone have the link to Milo's speech? I'm into my melatonin and husband wants to see it.

Help.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 09:21 PM (1ZOkK)

532 471
My theory: he was leading a double life. Papa found out, and said, "you dishonor me. Fix it, or I kill you myself."<<<




I think this "he was ghey" shit is just that bull shit. It's a smoke screen to make this a self hate crime. The dad lives in CA. So he isn't a factor.



Maybe Mateen was missing his dad's goat?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 09:21 PM (jJRIy)

533 Chile, September 11, 1973

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (EZebt)

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 09:22 PM (oKE6c)

534
Every thread is a gun thread these days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (EZebt)







Yeah, no kidding.

Y'know, it's one thing if it turns that way because we're just having fun with a neat hobby. The scary thing is that everything is now turning into a gun thread because folks are feeling threatened by their own government, like they're in a race against time to make sure they have some small chance of preserving some small measure of freedom.

Damn the Left for making me feel this way.

Damn. Them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:23 PM (LuZz8)

535 527
It is Us vs. Them.



To Them We are bugs.



Useful to generate tax revenue and votes.





Posted by: eman at June 15, 2016 09:20 PM (MQEz6)

THIS!


Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2016 09:23 PM (jJRIy)

536 USA - ECUADOR

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 15, 2016 09:24 PM (0LHZx)

537 Yet let us hear Paul Ryan tell us again about the wonders of free trade and unrestricted immigration to this bastion freedom!

Posted by: William Eaton at June 15, 2016 09:10 PM (KhJh


Really incomprehensible how much of a Traitor to our founding principles Paul Ryan has become. He is fully on side the side of the Post-Constitutional Globalist NWO.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 09:24 PM (2TUVm)

538 I swore I wouldn't go in debt to buy another gun, but I am rethinking that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2016 09:25 PM (CNHr1)

539 Milo from earlier today. http://tinyurl.com/zlk689h

Posted by: E.T. at June 15, 2016 09:25 PM (c+7Ko)

540 I just watched the ITV interview with Julian Assange and it was maddeningly brief.
Kee-rist, what on earth is WIKILEAKS waiting for?!
Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:14 PM (5o5ek)

____

NEVER
GOING
TO
HAPPEN

Wikileaks is a far left organization.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 15, 2016 09:25 PM (0LHZx)

541 "All kinds of sirens blowing by me here in Kennedale."


I'm not there. I don't see any storms What up?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:26 PM (9ym/8)

542 The scary thing is that everything is now turning into a gun thread because folks are feeling threatened by their own government, like they're in a race against time to make sure they have some small chance of preserving some small measure of freedom.

Damn the Left for making me feel this way.

Damn. Them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:23 PM (LuZz

I'm assuming I only have until January to arm up. If Trump wins, I have more time. If not, all bets are off.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 09:26 PM (F5KS5)

543 Not a fan of their handguns if not for the price. They feel like an anvil. Of course the positives still are they fire when you pull the trigger, Lifetime warranty and under $250.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:21 PM (MNgU2)

So, heavy?

I'll keep the Hi-Point carbine in mind to save up for. Good for my non-existent budget.

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 09:26 PM (7lVbc)

544 Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 09:24 PM (2TUVm)

Ryan took a look at which side his financial bread was buttered on and chose the Uniparty Establishment moolah.

The alternative was to be amongst the peons in the burning times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 09:27 PM (wYnyS)

545 Y'know, it's one thing if it turns that way because we're just having fun with a neat hobby. The scary thing is that everything is now turning into a gun thread because folks are feeling threatened by their own government, like they're in a race against time to make sure they have some small chance of preserving some small measure of freedom.

Damn the Left for making me feel this way.

Damn. Them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:23 PM (LuZz

_____

I don't even own a gun and don't really want a gun. But I keep thinking, I should buy a gun or 3 just because. It's a fuck you to Obama and I may not have the opportunity to do it for much longer.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 15, 2016 09:27 PM (0LHZx)

546 >>"All kinds of sirens blowing by me here in Kennedale."


They just promise to blow you, in song. Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Odysseus at June 15, 2016 09:27 PM (M7C2K)

547 The Narrative Machine is cranking out Forget The Muslim Part buttons at the rate of ten thousand per minute.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2016 09:28 PM (MQEz6)

548
"All kinds of sirens blowing by me here in Kennedale."







Trust me. Those Sirens ain't blowin' NOBODY. A bunch of teases.

Posted by: Odysseus at June 15, 2016 09:28 PM (LuZz8)

549
JANE

Milo at Orlando Ground Zero today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At5EhNa1Jxc

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:28 PM (5o5ek)

550 All kinds of sirens blowing by me here in Kennedale."


I'm not there. I don't see any storms What up?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:26 PM (9ym/

Don't know. Just spent the last several minutes listening to cop cars and fire trucks heading down Broadway toward Kennedale Parkway.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 09:28 PM (F5KS5)

551 I've read that the actual worst thing that this dirtbag has done is given the homosexualists the "Reichstag Fire" event they've been looking for...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 15, 2016 09:29 PM (kP16F)

552
Shiiiiiiit. I hate being beaten to the punch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:29 PM (LuZz8)

553 haha

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 09:30 PM (M7C2K)

554 I have nothing against most polymer framed pistols. I just don't like Glocks. They leave me cold.
How reliable has your XD been?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:16 PM (hVdx9)

****

If I may pipe in, I have 6 XDs in .45 and 9mm, basically one each in XD, XDM and XDs. Never had an issue with any one of them, and I like their grip and the safety in it. The Blocks never felt right to me, felt like shooting a 2x4. These fit my hand great.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 09:30 PM (YLidQ)

555 Mateen had a gay angel sitting on one shoulder, and an Islamic devil sitting on the other. Instead of lithening to the thweet theductive withperings of the fabulous gay angel, fear, guilt and shame won out, and he listened to Islamic devil's twisted hate speech.

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 15, 2016 09:30 PM (iCA4z)

556
Yeah, yeah. You suck, garrett.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:30 PM (LuZz8)

557 Ryan took a look at which side his financial bread was buttered on and chose the Uniparty Establishment moolah.



The alternative was to be amongst the peons in the burning times!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 09:27 PM (wYnyS)

Yup, DC corrupts them all.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 09:31 PM (2TUVm)

558
NEVER
GOING
TO
HAPPEN

Wikileaks is a far left organization.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 15, 2016 09:25 PM (0LHZx)
----------------------

Oh. I could never tell with them.

In that case, what's your sense of what the HALE the FBI is waiting for to interview the FAB and her crew?

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:31 PM (5o5ek)

559 Being in Texas, I'm like that frog in the pot on a slow boil. I've not felt the same effects the blue sections of the country has. We've recently passed open carry ( I'm actually am against it), campus carry and lot more time between CHL renewal. We voted against penis in the girls room and red light cameras. We've got a Honeybadger for a governor and a real maverick Senator. Not that bad when everything around you is going to shit.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:31 PM (MNgU2)

560 "Steve and Cold bear"

Is a "cold bear" related to a polar bear?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:32 PM (9ym/8)

561 >>Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:30 PM (LuZz


You should have gone with Ulysses or a Jack Bruce sock!

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 09:32 PM (M7C2K)

562 Really incomprehensible how much of a Traitor to
our founding principles Paul Ryan has become. He is fully on side the
side of the Post-Constitutional Globalist NWO.




Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 09:24 PM (2TUVm)

It really is. He's following the same trajectory as Chris Christie, viz., doing a career swan dive into a sewage treatment plant.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 09:33 PM (oKE6c)

563 Wikileaks Vows to Publish "ENOUGH EVIDENCE" to INDICT HILLARY

How much more evidence do they need?!

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2016 09:33 PM (w35Hj)

564
If I may pipe in, I have 6 XDs in .45 and 9mm, basically one each in XD, XDM and XDs. Never had an issue with any one of them, and I like their grip and the safety in it. The Blocks never felt right to me, felt like shooting a 2x4. These fit my hand great.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty
****

Thanks MWNP.
You also just named two big reasons why I dislike Glocks. It may have been fixed in the newer gens, but the grip and grip angle sucked.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:34 PM (hVdx9)

565
The Blocks never felt right to me, felt like shooting a 2x4.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 09:30 PM (YLidQ)







Same here, that's one reason why I sold my first gen G17 back in '90.

Even with that, a Glock is a fine choice. Plenty accurate, reliable, tough and easy to find parts/accessories.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:34 PM (LuZz8)

566 "Not that bad when everything around you is going to shit."


We have it pretty good. If we can keep it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:34 PM (9ym/8)

567 I don't even own a gun and don't really want a gun. But I keep thinking, I should buy a gun or 3 just because. It's a fuck you to Obama and I may not have the opportunity to do it for much longer.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo


Again, the Left only succeeds incrementally. They can't ban stuff overnight without scaring the sheep.

Take your time, do your research, don't buy in the middle of a shortage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2016 09:34 PM (p2X2f)

568 How much more evidence do they need?!
Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2016 09:33 PM (w35Hj)

*****

I know, right? Comey already has plenty. Now, what to do with Loretta Lynch as AG.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 09:35 PM (YLidQ)

569 Orlando gunman Omar Mateen apparently made a series of Facebook posts before and during his attack on a gay nightclub, raging against the "filthy ways of the west" and blaming the U.S. for the deaths of "innocent women and children," according to a Senate committee letter released Wednesday.




Barry: Nope, still no connection to terrorism. It was all the gun's fault

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2016 09:35 PM (GILMl)

570 549


JANE



Milo at Orlando Ground Zero today:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At5EhNa1Jxc



Thanks. Tried to get husband to watch, but after nearly two hours on the phone with his elderly lib mom, he couldn't stand to.


So tired of his entire family. All of them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 09:35 PM (1ZOkK)

571 545
I don't even own a gun and don't really want a gun. But I keep thinking, I should buy a gun or 3 just because. It's a fuck you to Obama and I may not have the opportunity to do it for much longer.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at June 15, 2016 09:27 PM (0LHZx)


I was never a gun person, but I got busy immediately after the 2008 election.

I figure it's better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

572 I swore I wouldn't go in debt to buy another gun, but I am rethinking that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2016 09:25 PM (CNHr1)

I'll admit, that's what I'm doing at the moment.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 09:36 PM (F5KS5)

573
562 Really incomprehensible how much of a Traitor to
our founding principles Paul Ryan has become. He is fully on side the
side of the Post-Constitutional Globalist NWO.




Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 09:24 PM (2TUVm)
It really is. He's following the same trajectory as Chris Christie, viz., doing a career swan dive into a sewage treatment plant.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 09:33 PM (oKE6c)

He has seen the numbers. The real ones and knows the financial SMOD is on its way.

Get the cash and pussy while you can.

Then hope the mobs can't break into your bunker.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2016 09:36 PM (MQEz6)

574 With the XD I always thought about a worst case scenario where I couldn't fully grab the handle and disengage the safety.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:38 PM (MNgU2)

575 Ryan probably rationalizes to himself that he's doing this for his kids. You know, so they won't have to go to a state college, or shop at Costco.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 15, 2016 09:38 PM (FQKBL)

576 "I'll admit, that's what I'm doing at the moment."


A firearm is an investment. Rarely go down in value.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:38 PM (9ym/8)

577
561 >>Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:30 PM (LuZz


You should have gone with Ulysses or a Jack Bruce sock!

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 09:32 PM (M7C2K)








*snort*

Except that I'm not a big Cream fan. Jack Bruce's work with Robin Trower, however...... Every time I see Jack Bruce's name anywhere, the song "Life on Earth" pops into my mind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:38 PM (LuZz8)

578 I really, really want to buy a pink gun.

Just to show off at Christmas at Life Coach's house this Christmas.

Before yelling, "Fuck all ya'll!!" and spinning out in my earth killing VW Passat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2016 09:39 PM (1ZOkK)

579 #12 M203

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 15, 2016 09:39 PM (Kucy5)

580 i do not like this post as well as i like some of your other ones

Posted by: happyfeet at June 15, 2016 09:40 PM (42bSe)

581
How much more evidence do they need?!
Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2016 09:33 PM (w35Hj)

*****

I know, right? Comey already has plenty. Now, what to do with Loretta Lynch as AG.....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 09:35 PM (YLidQ)
----------------------

I'm like, I don't give a furcoat about Loretta Lynch. I'll cross that bitch when I come to it. James, do your thing and Comey in Hillary's mouth!

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:40 PM (5o5ek)

582 Whoever mentioned Ann Barnhardt earlier today, I am now fascinated. Is she single? I am trying to graph where she is on the hot-crazy matrix and I think she might be off the map. Who wants to be my handler for this mission?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 09:41 PM (+b2T3)

583 The Narrative Machine is cranking out Forget The Muslim Part buttons at the rate of ten thousand per minute.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2016 09:28 PM (MQEz6)


I've been taking a nap, did a muz do something recently? I can't find any links!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 09:42 PM (wYnyS)

584 With the XD I always thought about a worst case scenario where I couldn't fully grab the handle and disengage the safety.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:38 PM (MNgU2)

****

I dunno. If you can't fully grip the gun, then I think your chances of even coming close to your target is pretty slim.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 09:42 PM (YLidQ)

585 Is a "cold bear" related to a polar bear?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:32


If a polar bear fell through the melting ice cap, it's not possible that he would be cold. He'd probably boil to death with all this global warming.

Dang, am I mocking global warming, or am I mocking the callous, mocking tone of someone who doesn't believe in global warming? Shit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 15, 2016 09:43 PM (iCA4z)

586 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 15, 2016 09:38 PM (FQKBL)

Rational self-interest!

Hold on to what you got, the hell with everybody else!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 09:43 PM (wYnyS)

587
I figure it's better to have them and not need them than need them and not have them.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 09:35 PM (sdi6R)







Like a condom, right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:43 PM (LuZz8)

588 It is never about whatever they say it's about. That's always a lie of convenience.
It (whatever "it" is at a given time) is all and only about one thing, the destruction of America and Western Civilization generally.
And it's working like hell-beating tanbark.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs_relocating_to_more_rural_area_asap at June 15, 2016 09:46 PM (3X3ZR)

589 -
In that case, what's your sense of what the HALE the FBI is waiting for to interview the FAB and her crew?

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:31 PM
--------------------

Suppose we never do. What exactly is anyone gonna do about it?

Posted by: teh FBI at June 15, 2016 09:47 PM (H/M7W)

590
It is never about whatever they say it's about. That's always a lie of convenience.
It (whatever "it" is at a given time) is all and only about one thing, the destruction of America and Western Civilization generally.
And it's working like hell-beating tanbark.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs_relocating_to_more_rural_area_asap at June 15, 2016 09:46 PM (3X3ZR)







Ah yes, young padawan. The Force is strong in you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 09:48 PM (LuZz8)

591
Is a "cold bear" related to a polar bear?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Is Cold Duck a Polar Duck?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 09:48 PM (IqV8l)

592 With the XD I always thought about a worst case scenario where I couldn't fully grab the handle and disengage the safety.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:38 PM (MNgU2)



****



I dunno. If you can't fully grip the gun, then I think your chances of even coming close to your target is pretty slim



Yeah, if disengaging the safety is a concern you have maybe guns aren't the thing for you.

Posted by: cm9000 at June 15, 2016 09:49 PM (2TUVm)

593 I see McClatchy is blaming NC HB2 for the actions of the ghey-murdering ghey Muslim Wife-beating terrorist
Democrat.

Of course! Dammit... why didn't I connect the dots? It explains everything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 09:49 PM (9mTYi)

594 Cold duck?
A quackold?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:49 PM (hVdx9)

595 Then hope the mobs can't break into your bunker.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2016 09:36 PM (MQEz6)

Am I the only one thinking of the ending of "The Dirty Dozen?"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 15, 2016 09:50 PM (oKE6c)

596 No democrat where I live has pulled that off. You can't sleep with "Bruce" and tell Billy Bob it's OK.
DOES NOT WORK.<<<

It can.
You tell Bruce the Fed is not going to interfere with his stuff, CIC Bigly will leave it up to Bruce's state and Billy Bob's state. Therefore the decision will be made at the local level. There will be no more bitching.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 09:50 PM (7PXtO)

597 555 Mateen had a gay angel sitting on one shoulder, and an Islamic devil sitting on the other. Instead of lithening to the thweet theductive withperings of the fabulous gay angel, fear, guilt and shame won out, and he listened to Islamic devil's twisted hate speech.


You mean Christian devil, H8R!!

Posted by: Sally Kohn's rotting brain at June 15, 2016 09:50 PM (vlK1B)

598 Well if you're going to buy a gun and then put it in the nightstand figuring you turn into The Man with No Name when you need to use it, you're an idiot. Its an expensive specialized tool, learn to use it. Learn to clean it, learn all about it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2016 09:51 PM (39g3+)

599
Suppose we never do. What exactly is anyone gonna do about it?
Posted by: teh FBI at June 15, 2016 09:47 PM (H/M7W)
----------------------

I know what I'LL do!

Curl myself into a little ball and rock tightly back and forth on my commode chair.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:51 PM (5o5ek)

600 With the XD I always thought about a worst case scenario where I couldn't fully grab the handle and disengage the safety.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck

*****

Carpal tunnel?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:51 PM (hVdx9)

601 I see McClatchy is blaming NC HB2 for the actions of the ghey-murdering ghey Muslim Wife-beating terrorist
Democrat.

Of course! Dammit... why didn't I connect the dots? It explains everything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 09:49 PM (9mTYi)





Oh yes, there is a clear connection between a guy who let the whole world know he was doing it for ISIS and hated the west and the bathroom law. It's as simple as 1, 2 orange

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2016 09:52 PM (GILMl)

602 "It's as simple as 1, 2 orange"


Banana?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:52 PM (9ym/8)

603 Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 09:53 PM (IqV8l)

604 Sigh......the ex girlfriend wrote back to me again. Ugh.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 09:53 PM (F5KS5)

605 "The real muslims will never accept the filthy way of the west," Mateen wrote, according to the letter.





Yup, not letting guys use women's bathroom obviously set him off

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2016 09:53 PM (GILMl)

606 "Orange you glad I didn't say banana? "


Shit. I said "banana."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:54 PM (9ym/8)

607 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 09:49 PM (9mTYi)

The one and only thing we know for certain about this incident is that IT.HAS.NOTHING.TO.DO.WITH.islam!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 15, 2016 09:54 PM (wYnyS)

608 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:51 PM (hVdx9)

Erectile Dysfunction

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 09:54 PM (MNgU2)

609 That "Manteen" thing works. I think you just invented a meme. It's like it's some douche who goes all drama queen when he's old enough to know better.

Posted by: Monty James at June 15, 2016 09:55 PM (lhfB5)

610 How do exes know the worst time to toss out breadcrumbs? It is uncanny.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 09:55 PM (+b2T3)

611 Ace is back!

>>I would urge conservative activists to picket -- yes, picket this store -- for his Islamaophobia.
Bake me a cake, bigot.

On fucking fire!

Posted by: Max Power at June 15, 2016 09:56 PM (QCc6B)

612 Good news for ace --

Pornhub has announced a 'described video' category for the visually impaired.

Or he could just listen to 50 Shades on audiobook.

Hey, I'm just trying to give him a hand, without giving him *my* hand.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 09:56 PM (gyKtp)

613 Erectile Dysfunction

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
*****

Aaaand you lost me. Well, I just blocked out what you could possibly mean. Don't. Want. To. Know.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)

614 WHEEEEEEEEE~!!!

Illegal Alien 'Islamic Refugee' Arrested Near Border With Gas Pipeline Plans For New Mexico Town

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2016 09:57 PM (p2X2f)

615 Hey, I'm just trying to give him a hand, without giving him *my* hand.


Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 09:56 PM (gyKtp)


I believe that's known as "the Dutch Rudder".

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 09:57 PM (GUBah)

616 ....mi mi mi....

....mi mi mi mi mi....

...mi mi mi mi mi ...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 09:57 PM (+b2T3)

617 507 So a Federal Government run by left wing estremists (socialists, Communists, and internationalists) are afraid that an army of well armed White Christian Conservative men might be their enemy?


Yep! We will march on them with our jello salads and tuna casseroles!!! WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 15, 2016 09:58 PM (vlK1B)

618 "Sigh......the ex girlfriend wrote back to me again. Ugh."


Feel ya. Got an ex I talk to. She makes "cooing" sounds.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:58 PM (9ym/8)

619 549
Milo at Orlando Ground Zero today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At5EhNa1Jxc
Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 09:28 PM (5o5ek)


I'm halfway through it now and it is brilliant. Go Milo!

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2016 09:58 PM (sdi6R)

620 "I believe that's known as "the Dutch Rudder".


*stares*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:59 PM (9ym/8)

621 How do exes know the worst time to toss out breadcrumbs? It is uncanny.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 09:55 PM (+b2T3)

It really is.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 10:00 PM (F5KS5)

622 X's, gotta let 'em go.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 10:00 PM (7PXtO)

623 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)

I thought you were just throwing out a physical ailment to be funny but seems you were seriously asking. Worst case scenario when talking about guns means a gun fight and wounded. At least to me.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 15, 2016 10:01 PM (MNgU2)

624 "I believe that's known as "the Dutch Rudder".




-----

*stares*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:59 PM (9ym/



NSFW: https://youtu.be/yGUuugNEUcU

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 10:01 PM (GUBah)

625 X's, gotta let 'em go.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 10:00 PM (7PXtO)


Time to hang your hat in Tennessee.

Posted by: totally not George Strait at June 15, 2016 10:03 PM (GSdpU)

626 Well, off to work. See you guys at 0600 Thursday maybe.

Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2016 10:03 PM (zLDYs)

627
Feel ya. Got an ex I talk to. She makes "cooing" sounds.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:58 PM (9ym/

Holy shit.

I haven't gotten anywhere near that point yet, but eventually "friends," "dinner" and "affection" will make their appearances. Just like before.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 10:03 PM (F5KS5)

628 IT.HAS.NOTHING.TO.DO.WITH.islam
------------
BINGO!!! This is an ongoing investigation that will take months to figure out so please don't speculate and jump to conclusions!
This is what we do know:
-some people were killed by a mooselimb
- it happened in a gay club called Pulse.
- he called and said he did it for ISIS
- he yelled aloha cat bar while doing it
So, all we do know definitively is this had NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH ISLIME!!!!

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 10:04 PM (xVgrA)

629 I thought you were just throwing out a physical ailment to be funny but seems you were seriously asking. Worst case scenario when talking about guns means a gun fight and wounded. At least to me.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
****

I was going to say, exactly how are you gripping it?
Seriously, my thinking is that if I don't have the strength to squeeze the grip, I won't be able to pull a trigger either.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 15, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)

630
NSFW: https://youtu.be/yGUuugNEUcU

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2016 10:01 PM (GUBah)








Nuh-unh. You can't trick me into clicking that link.

Nope.

No way in hell.

Nyet.
.
.
.
.
.
*click*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 10:04 PM (LuZz8)

631 Is a "cold bear" related to a polar bear?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:32 PM (9ym/

....Not on my watch


Posted by: Al Glor at June 15, 2016 10:04 PM (YUgLc)

632 "https://youtu.be/yGUuugNEUcU"


You are a sick puppy.



*snorts*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:04 PM (9ym/8)

633 Matt Bracken is doing a story over a series of posts - very good so far:
"Piss Christ? Piss Koran"
http://gatesofvienna.net/

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 10:05 PM (NOIQH)

634 X's, gotta let 'em go.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 10:00 PM (7PXtO)

I did.

I do.

She just can't let go. Or won't.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 10:05 PM (F5KS5)

635 "totally not George Strait"


Any chance you're George Strait?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:06 PM (9ym/8)

636 Rainbow gadsden flag at Milo event earlier

https://twitter.com/brandondarby/status/743139340390440960

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:06 PM (7lVbc)

637 Omar Manteeeeen
You're not the one for Tashfeeeen.
Sent to heaven above
To receive 72 gay virgins' love.

Posted by: Larry the gay Islamic Cucumber at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (iCA4z)

638 614 WHEEEEEEEEE~!!!

Illegal Alien 'Islamic Refugee' Arrested Near Border With Gas Pipeline Plans For New Mexico Town
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2016 09:57 PM (p2X2f)

Was just reading that. Also this:

"According to information forwarded to Judicial Watch by a high-ranking Homeland Security official in a border state, Mexican drug traffickers help Islamic terrorists stationed in Mexico cross into the United States to explore targets for future attacks. Such jihadists crossing back and forth across the border include a Kuwaiti named Shaykh Mahmood Omar Khabir, an ISIS operative who lives in the Mexican state of Chihuahua not far from El Paso, Texas. Khabir has trained hundreds of al-Qaida fighters in Pakistan, Afghanistan and Yemen and has lived in Mexico for more than a year. He now concentrates on training men to fight in an ISIS base near Ciudad Juárez, situated in the U.S.-Mexico border region."

Okay, so the Mexican drug cartels take in >$30 billion a year. Which US politicians are in their pocket? Don't tell me there aren't any.

How about the US politicians who say we shouldn't bother trying to build a 50' fence, because they'll simply use 51' ladders. Or the ones who always deflect calls for a border wall by saying we don't need a real fence, we can use technology to make a "virtual" fence. Are they on the take?

Posted by: Rhetorical Question at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (X4FeV)

639 Any chance you're George Strait?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:06 PM (9ym/


Uh, no.


Sock, off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (GSdpU)

640 Feel ya. Got an ex I talk to. She makes "cooing" sounds.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:58 PM (9ym/


Kill the X with fire (not literally, I'm talking about the connection)

I have made it a habit to go scorched earth on talking with an X and it is so wonderful after the guilt/lust wears off. Total freedom.

Posted by: Max Power at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (QCc6B)

641 Does anyone know what Presdent Obama is doing for Fathers Day? We really hope he and Micheal have a grate day and also their bueatifull childon.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (Fbj4h)

642 627
Feel ya. Got an ex I talk to. She makes "cooing" sounds.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 09:58 PM (9ym/

Holy shit.

I haven't gotten anywhere near that point yet, but eventually "friends," "dinner" and "affection" will make their appearances. Just like before.
Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 10:03 PM (F5KS5)

It's at times like these I am reminded to be happy I have no such drama in my life.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:08 PM (0mRoj)

643 This is but further proof that we need Amnesty now so that these new prospective-americans can sell the guns that legacy americans just won't sell to mostly moderate muslims.

Posted by: Paul Ryan - now training to hold my ankles near my ears for my good friend luis gutierrez at June 15, 2016 10:08 PM (ab2et)

644 I kinda want a revolver. I don't know why. They're so cute.

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:08 PM (7lVbc)

645 641 Does anyone know what Presdent Obama is doing for Fathers Day? We really hope he and Micheal have a grate day and also their bueatifull childon.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (Fbj4h)

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Getting drilled by Reggie would be my guess.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:09 PM (rlfds)

646
Finally read the story on the craigslist threat to San Diego. Totally mixed up and phony mobyism:

"Orlando was long overdue. Cleanse your community of the filth that gives decent gay men and women a bad name. Those people were walking diseases, bug chasers, and thank god for AIDS and 9-11 and now Orlando. San Diego you are next ..."

What Islamic terrorist mass murderer distinguishes between "bug chasers" and "decent gay men and women"?

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 10:09 PM (5o5ek)

647 If you're going to dinner, or anywhere, if you're taking here concerns, if you're talking to her you haven't cancelled it.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 10:10 PM (7PXtO)

648 647 If you're going to dinner, or anywhere, if you're taking here concerns, if you're talking to her you haven't cancelled it.


Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 10:10 PM (7PXtO)

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Need to cut all contact.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:11 PM (rlfds)

649 >>>Rainbow gadsden flag at Milo event earlier

Without looking, what could the motto possibly be?

It can't be the standard template "Don't me" because whatever that act is, the gays would like it.

Posted by: Larry the gay Islamic Cucumber at June 15, 2016 10:11 PM (iCA4z)

650 Kill the X with fire (not literally, I'm talking about the connection)

I have made it a habit to go scorched earth on talking with an X and it is so wonderful after the guilt/lust wears off. Total freedom.
Posted by: Max Power at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (QCc6B)

*****

I get together with my Ex once every month or two. This was a 17 year marriage mind you. Now that she cut herself loose, she acts like she did before said marriage in the fcuking department.

It is occasional and will never go anywhere. But, it is fun.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)

651 It can't be the standard template "Don't {humiliating, degrading act} me" because whatever that act is, the gays would like it.
Posted by: Larry th

Posted by: Larry the gay Islamic Cucumber at June 15, 2016 10:12 PM (iCA4z)

652 I get together with my Ex once every month or two. This was a 17 year marriage mind you. Now that she cut herself loose, she acts like she did before said marriage in the fcuking department.

It is occasional and will never go anywhere. But, it is fun.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)

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I was married for 20+ years.

We live in different states for a reason.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:12 PM (rlfds)

653 >>She makes "cooing" sounds.


It's a Trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 15, 2016 10:12 PM (M7C2K)

654 I have an ex that does this constantly and you would think I would learn since I saw her string along exes when we were together. It's not intentional (at least conscious), but it's misguided expressions of caring that reopen old feelings.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 10:13 PM (+b2T3)

655 650 Kill the X with fire (not literally, I'm talking about the connection)

I have made it a habit to go scorched earth on talking with an X and it is so wonderful after the guilt/lust wears off. Total freedom.
Posted by: Max Power at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (QCc6B)

*****

I get together with my Ex once every month or two. This was a 17 year marriage mind you. Now that she cut herself loose, she acts like she did before said marriage in the fcuking department.

It is occasional and will never go anywhere. But, it is fun.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:11 PM (YLidQ)

I truly don't understand how some people can do this. I wouldn't touch my ex with ace's dick.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

656 I truly don't understand how some people can do this. I wouldn't touch my ex with ace's dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

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Ditto.

Exes are exes for a reason.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:13 PM (rlfds)

657 >>I truly don't understand how some people can do this. I wouldn't touch my ex with ace's dick.


You'd touch Ace's dick?

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 10:14 PM (M7C2K)

658 Gay drunken Islamic cucumber.

Posted by: Larry the gay Islamic Cucumber at June 15, 2016 10:14 PM (iCA4z)

659 "It's at times like these I am reminded to be happy I have no such drama in my life."


No action, eh?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:14 PM (9ym/8)

660 659 "It's at times like these I am reminded to be happy I have no such drama in my life."


No action, eh?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:14 PM (9ym/

That's the trade off.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:15 PM (0mRoj)

661 656 I truly don't understand how some people can do this. I wouldn't touch my ex with ace's dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

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Ditto.

Exes are exes for a reason.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:13 PM (rlfds)

Yup.

Been there, done that.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2016 10:15 PM (MQEz6)

662 "I kinda want a revolver. I don't know why. They're so cute."


vm, never heard those words in that order. I have now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:16 PM (9ym/8)

663 I truly don't understand how some people can do this. I wouldn't touch my ex with ace's dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

*****

Totally guiltless sex and think about a golf ball through a garden hose type ability.

It now no longer costs me a dime.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:16 PM (YLidQ)

664 657 >>I truly don't understand how some people can do this. I wouldn't touch my ex with ace's dick.


You'd touch Ace's dick?
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 10:14 PM (M7C2K)

Not what I said. Why, is it good luck or something? Though I did hear that dried, ground Ewok dick is sold as an aphrodisiac in some of the outer systems. Highly illegal, of course.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)

665
660 659 "It's at times like these I am reminded to be happy I have no such drama in my life."


No action, eh?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:14 PM (9ym/

That's the trade off.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:15 PM (0mRoj)

Palmela and the internet.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2016 10:17 PM (MQEz6)

666 >>Why, is it good luck or something?


The Irish think so.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 10:17 PM (M7C2K)

667 Totally guiltless sex and think about a golf ball through a garden hose type ability.<<<

Kidney stone?

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (7PXtO)

668 Hmmm.... Lots of ex talk. I live with mine and sleep on the other end of the house. No physical contact whatsoever. Get along better now than ever. Just friends

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (YUgLc)

669 "Ditto.

Exes are exes for a reason. "


I'm in 90% agreement. But you wonder about time. How people have changed. You almost, almost, pulled it off 20 years ago. You wonder. I know it's a bad idea. But you wonder.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (9ym/8)

670 Strictly speaking, you could only touch someone with ace's dick if it had been surgically removed and you were grasping it in your hand, prodding someone with it.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 15, 2016 10:19 PM (iCA4z)

671 "It now no longer costs me a dime."


Well, if we're talking finances.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:19 PM (9ym/8)

672

Ditto.

Exes are exes for a reason.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:13 PM (rlfds)

Damn right. Plus I would have an issue or two bumping uglies with someone that already stabbed me in the back repeatedly.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:19 PM (0mRoj)

673 I'm in 90% agreement. But you wonder about time. How people have changed. You almost, almost, pulled it off 20 years ago. You wonder. I know it's a bad idea. But you wonder.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (9ym/

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Actually, I don't.

I've learned not to wonder about shit that serves no purpose.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:19 PM (rlfds)

674 "We will march on them with our jello salads and tuna casseroles!!!"

I'm bringing a torch and pitchfork.

Well, actually, a tiki torch and a Weed Wacker.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2016 10:19 PM (noWW6)

675 644 I kinda want a revolver. I don't know why. They're so cute.
Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:08 PM (7lVbc)

Revolvers are just cool. I don't know about cute...

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 15, 2016 10:20 PM (ZEzaq)

676 >>Without looking, what could the motto possibly be?
It can't be the standard template "Don't me" because whatever that act is, the gays would like it.


Milo's comment: "It should say 'Shoot Back'"

I agree.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 15, 2016 10:20 PM (NOIQH)

677 I wonder why I didn't see the handwriting on the wall a lot sooner.

Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 15, 2016 10:20 PM (7PXtO)

678 668 Hmmm.... Lots of ex talk. I live with mine and sleep on the other end of the house. No physical contact whatsoever. Get along better now than ever. Just friends
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (YUgLc)

Not even hallway sex?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

679 "Strictly speaking, you could only touch someone with ace's dick if it had been surgically removed and you were grasping it in your hand, prodding someone with it."


That was before tonight when we learned about the "Dutch Rudder."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:21 PM (9ym/8)

680 Hmmm.... Lots of ex talk. I live with mine and sleep on the other end of the house. No physical contact whatsoever. Get along better now than ever. Just friends
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (YUgLc)

****

We did that for a couple of years. I decided it was all in or all out. She chose out. Took us about 5 years after, but we relieve the stresses together only every now and then.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:21 PM (YLidQ)

681 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:16 PM (9ym/

They are cute!

Semi-auto pistols look so business like.

Revolvers have whimsy. And also extra recoil, unfortunately.

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:21 PM (7lVbc)

682 Manteen is a contradiction in toims.

Posted by: Grouch O'Marks at June 15, 2016 10:21 PM (iCA4z)

683 Revolvers have whimsy. And also extra recoil, unfortunately.
Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:21 PM (7lVbc)

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I can honestly say that I have never thought of any weapon as whimsical.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:22 PM (rlfds)

684 "Actually, I don't.

I've learned not to wonder about shit that serves no purpose."


Oh, Hell, I know going backwards gets me nowhere. Reminiscing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:22 PM (9ym/8)

685 678 668 Hmmm.... Lots of ex talk. I live with mine and sleep on the other end of the house. No physical contact whatsoever. Get along better now than ever. Just friends
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (YUgLc)

Not even hallway sex?

.........

Not a chance in hell.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:23 PM (YUgLc)

686 I can honestly say that I have never thought of any weapon as whimsical

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Hello Kitty AR-15

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:23 PM (7lVbc)

687 I like to introduce Mrs Franpsycho as my first wife. It pisses her off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2016 10:24 PM (EZebt)

688 >>Oh, Hell, I know going backwards gets me nowhere. Reminiscing.


Nostalgia is a 3 breasted whore.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 10:24 PM (M7C2K)

689 so, who will be bold enough to start talking moslem control?

since the D's filibustered for gun control in the senate today?

Posted by: Jake at June 15, 2016 10:24 PM (N+e/e)

690 "Revolvers have whimsy. And also extra recoil, unfortunately."

.357 and .44 certainly will. A little .38 or .32 is not bad at all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:24 PM (9ym/8)

691 685 678 668 Hmmm.... Lots of ex talk. I live with mine and sleep on the other end of the house. No physical contact whatsoever. Get along better now than ever. Just friends
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (YUgLc)

Not even hallway sex?

.........

Not a chance in hell.
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:23 PM (YUgLc)

You do realize that's a joke, right? Hallway sex is when you pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you."

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:24 PM (0mRoj)

692 Well, if we're talking finances.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:19 PM (9ym/

****

Hell, there was a time when even hallway sex cost me 8k a month. I am making up for that time now.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:24 PM (YLidQ)

693 Hello Kitty AR-15
Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:23 PM (7lVbc)

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Sorry,

Was never issued those in the Army.

Now, with the new ArmySec...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:25 PM (rlfds)

694 "Nostalgia is a 3 breasted whore."


"Total Recall"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:25 PM (9ym/8)

695 694 "Nostalgia is a 3 breasted whore."


"Total Recall"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:25 PM (9ym/

Or Eccentrica Gallumbits from Eroticon VI.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)

696 oh!!! Never knew about hallway sex. What you can learn hanging out here......

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:27 PM (YUgLc)

697 Or Eccentrica Gallumbits from Eroticon VI.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)

*****

I am so sorry that you know that and could make that response.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:27 PM (YLidQ)

698 >>Eccentrica Gallumbits from Eroticon VI


I shagged her rotten. Rusty Trombone and everything.

Posted by: Will Riker at June 15, 2016 10:27 PM (M7C2K)

699 "Hallway sex is when you pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you."


Well, that doesn't sound like any fun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:28 PM (9ym/8)

700 >>I am so sorry that you know that and could make that response.


Why?

Douglas Adams, ftw.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 10:28 PM (M7C2K)

701 Was never issued those in the Army.

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Air force has whimsy too - shark mouths on fighter planes etc.

Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (7lVbc)

702 697 Or Eccentrica Gallumbits from Eroticon VI.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)

*****

I am so sorry that you know that and could make that response.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:27 PM (YLidQ)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is classic literature, man!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (0mRoj)

703
Now it's all guns and exes. I don't have either.

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (5o5ek)

704 "Rusty Trombone and everything."


Okay, shit. What's a "rusty trombone?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (9ym/8)

705 Air force has whimsy too - shark mouths on fighter planes etc.
Posted by: @votermom at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (7lVbc)

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*refrains from making AF joke*

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (rlfds)

706 696 oh!!! Never knew about hallway sex. What you can learn hanging out here......
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2016 10:27 PM (YUgLc)

We're an educated highbrow bunch.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (0mRoj)

707 Per Insty, the reason Milo got suspended from twatter this am was because he was retweeting all the death threats he was getting from muzzies.

Which Twitter considered as 'hate speech'.

It's A Mad To The 10^23rd World

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 10:30 PM (gyKtp)

708 "*refrains from making AF joke*"


Ya know, I almost went into the Air Force.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:30 PM (9ym/8)

709
I can honestly say that I have never thought of any weapon as whimsical.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:22 PM (rlfds)









Hiyya sweetie!

Posted by: Browning Vest Pocket at June 15, 2016 10:31 PM (LuZz8)

710 I am so sorry that you know that and could make that response.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:27 PM (YLidQ)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is classic literature, man!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (0mRoj)

*****

I have to admit, I made that comment because I had no idea what you were referencing. My bad.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:31 PM (YLidQ)

711 707 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 10:30 PM (gyKtp)

That's horseshit there's a Goatfucker language scree cap of a Jihadi with 1.2 million followers begging @Nero be mass blocked to trip Twatter's horsefucked insta-ban "feature"....

We need more bodies to start insta ban swarming SJWs and Jihadists too rapidly for @Jack and @Staff to thwart...

fire for fire sword for sword.

Posted by: sven10077 at June 15, 2016 10:32 PM (g8Hfr)

712
Okay, shit. What's a "rusty trombone?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:29 PM (9ym/








It's okay, Bing is thataway. It's safe to look it up.

Trust me. I used to work for the government.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 10:33 PM (LuZz8)

713 Ya know, I almost went into the Air Force.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Me too... but then I saw the pictures of recruits wearing Bermuda shorts and knee socks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 10:34 PM (9mTYi)

714 713 Ya know, I almost went into the Air Force.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Me too... but then I saw the pictures of recruits wearing Bermuda shorts and knee socks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 10:34 PM (9mTYi)

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lol

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:34 PM (rlfds)

715 Yo people! Please feel free to touch your ex-wives and girlfriends with me. I haven't seen any action in a loooong long time, and I'm feeling kind of short, shrivelled, and bored.

Posted by: Ace's dick at June 15, 2016 10:34 PM (iCA4z)

716
Me too... but then I saw the pictures of recruits wearing Bermuda shorts and knee socks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 10:34 PM (9mTYi)







Those zoomie Class A inspections are a bitch, hmmmm?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (LuZz8)

717 ok, who has exe's in Texas?

Posted by: Jake at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (N+e/e)

718 "Trust me. I used to work for the government."


That inspires no confidence.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (9ym/8)

719 717 ok, who has exe's in Texas?

Posted by: Jake at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (N+e/e)

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*Raises hand*

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (rlfds)

720 Ya know, I almost went into the Air Force.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:30 PM (9ym/

*****

I actually almost did too. A "Youthful indiscretion" precluded me from service, after I already had a future assignment.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (YLidQ)

721
ok, who has exe's in Texas?

Posted by: Jake at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (N+e/e)






My exes do.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 10:36 PM (LuZz8)

722 "Hallway sex is when you pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you."
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Well, it depends on the context.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 10:36 PM (9mTYi)

723 " ok, who has exe's in Texas? "


Yo!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:36 PM (9ym/8)

724
"Trust me. I used to work for the government."


That inspires no confidence.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (9ym/







H8er

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2016 10:36 PM (LuZz8)

725 It's no fun being me. I have to hang around with two nuts. My best friend is a cunt.

Posted by: Ace's dick at June 15, 2016 10:37 PM (iCA4z)

726 Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.

Congress incensed.

Incompetent Crooked Clown Show Continues.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hp54d3w

Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at June 15, 2016 10:37 PM (3hIZX)

727 726 Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.

Congress incensed.

Incompetent Crooked Clown Show Continues.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hp54d3w
Posted by: Gersh Huntsman at June 15, 2016 10:37 PM (3hIZX)

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Isn't there an AR-15 that needs to beat you up?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:38 PM (rlfds)

728 I always liked the map of Hawaii. A little more romantic.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at June 15, 2016 10:38 PM (+b2T3)

729 Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.

Congress incensed.

Incompetent Crooked Clown Show Continues
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They must have found some spare cash lying around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 10:39 PM (9mTYi)

730 "They must have found some spare cash lying around."



Where could that have possibly come from?


Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:40 PM (9ym/8)

731 729 Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.

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Sure they wouldn't be used to fly into buildings.

At. All.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 15, 2016 10:40 PM (rlfds)

732 Hey ace, hands off. Why don't you go and play a video game? Batman needs your help.

Posted by: Ace's dick at June 15, 2016 10:40 PM (iCA4z)

733
Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.
Congress incensed.


Incensed because they didn't get a piece of the action?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

734 BAKE ME A CAKE BIGOT.

I feel like I need that stenciled in block white letters on a one-size fits-all red ballcap.

Posted by: Registered Democrat at June 15, 2016 10:41 PM (b531m)

735 " ok, who has exe's in Texas? "

Guilty as charged, Your Honor

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2016 10:42 PM (KCxzN)

736 >>BAKE ME A CAKE BIGOT


Black T-Shirt.

Bold Red Block.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 10:42 PM (M7C2K)

737 Gersh Kuntsman can't be a real name.

Posted by: Mustapha Khunt at June 15, 2016 10:43 PM (ZEzaq)

738 "Gersh Kuntsman can't be a real name.
Posted by: Mustapha Khunt "



Somebody needs to knock this one out of the park.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:44 PM (9ym/8)

739 Saw an image of a T-shirt this morning, relating to the Euro situation: "Immigrants are like sperm. A million get in, only one works."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 10:45 PM (GSdpU)

740 Simple R response to gun control, take the dems for their word and one up them. Anybody on watch list shouldn't be voting either right? And how dangerous is it to let someone under fbi investigation run for office? Slap those amendments on there and watch the dems fold faster than superman on laundry day.
If they go for it then just start adding every dem in sight to the list

Posted by: mst3k at June 15, 2016 10:46 PM (Z53PH)

741 I'm in 90% agreement. But you wonder about time. How people have changed. You almost, almost, pulled it off 20 years ago. You wonder. I know it's a bad idea. But you wonder.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:18 PM (9ym/

Yep.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 10:47 PM (lbcdD)

742 Kuntz means art as in, Die Kuntz Der Fugue, Bach's Art of Fugue.

Posted by: Ace's dick at June 15, 2016 10:47 PM (iCA4z)

743 Oh, Hell, I know going backwards gets me nowhere. Reminiscing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:22 PM (9ym/

That too.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 10:48 PM (lbcdD)

744 ~whispers~*****Why's ace's dick talking?*****

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 10:49 PM (xVgrA)

745 Fugue you, buddy!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 10:51 PM (PLnZs)

746 >>*****Why's ace's dick talking?*****


He can't beat it while he's in recovery.

It's become emboldened.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2016 10:51 PM (M7C2K)

747 Ya know, I almost went into the Air Force.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 10:30 PM (9ym/

Damn, me too.

'Til I met the future ex Mrs. Blano.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 10:51 PM (lbcdD)

748 *****Why's ace's dick talking?*****
It doesn't know the melody?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 10:51 PM (PLnZs)

749 Saw an image of a T-shirt this morning, relating to the Euro situation: "Immigrants are like sperm. A million get in, only one works."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 10:45 PM (GSdpU)


Thanks for the chuckle. That's one of the cases where you think, that's so funny, it almost make the provocation that inspired it worth it. Almost.

Posted by: Ace's dick at June 15, 2016 10:52 PM (iCA4z)

750 My views on gun control are evolving.
I have considered the political association of criminals (85% Democrats), the crime rate in Democrat controlled cities (huge), the political association of all of the recent mass-murderers (name one), and have concluded that common sense demands that we ban the sale of or ownership of any sort of firearm to a Democrat.

It's. Just. Common. Sense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 10:52 PM (9mTYi)

751 ok, who has exe's in Texas?



Posted by: Jake at June 15, 2016 10:35 PM (N+e/e)

My ex is in Michigan.

That's one reason why I'm in Texas.

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 10:53 PM (lbcdD)

752 739 Saw an image of a T-shirt this morning, relating to the Euro situation: "Immigrants are like sperm. A million get in, only one works."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2016 10:45 PM (GSdpU)

That's awesome. And based on truth (which most humor relies on to work) -- One the EU countries, I think Germany, has 640k recent immigrants, of which 5k or so have actually gotten a job.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2016 10:54 PM (gyKtp)

753 Throw background checks for abortion on an amendment there too
"If you don't like guns then don't have one"

Posted by: mst3k at June 15, 2016 10:54 PM (Z53PH)

754 Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.

Can we get a discount if they come without any seats?

Posted by: Iranistan at June 15, 2016 10:54 PM (Z58Xa)

755
Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.

Can we get a discount if they come without any seats?
Posted by: Iranistan at June 15, 2016 10:54 PM (Z58Xa)
--------------------

Eh, yes, but what's this about a discount for no landing gear?

Posted by: iforgot (NeverTrumpers, avert eyes) at June 15, 2016 10:56 PM (5o5ek)

756 640k recent immigrants, of which 5k or so have actually gotten a job.

I'm guessing that a major percentage of those are bullshit jobs created to help 'administrate' all the other refugees.

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2016 10:56 PM (Z58Xa)

757 I just clicked on a joke while on Facebook. At the bottom of the page there is always some clickbait. One of the items was the caption; 15 Celebrities That Are Just Plain Ugly. The accompanying photo? Sarah Jessica Parker!!

Posted by: Bill R. at June 15, 2016 10:59 PM (jKUeC)

758 750 My views on gun control are evolving.
I have considered the political association of criminals (85% Democrats), the crime rate in Democrat controlled cities (huge), the political association of all of the recent mass-murderers (name one), and have concluded that common sense demands that we ban the sale of or ownership of any sort of firearm to a Democrat.

It's. Just. Common. Sense.
_____

Works for me. Let's start with disarming difi's security detail.

Posted by: willy at June 15, 2016 11:00 PM (Ffw22)

759 "There is only one common factor linking every mass shooting: a gun." -from the daily news
---------
Well, duh!
There's only one common factor linking the deadliest terrorist attacks on US soil......and it isn't a gun.

Posted by: lindafell de spair in Texas at June 15, 2016 11:00 PM (xVgrA)

760
I just clicked on a joke while on Facebook. 15 Celebrities That Are Just Plain Ugly. The accompanying photo? Sarah Jessica Parker!!
Posted by: Bill R.


I thought Fakebook was trying to do away with hate.
SJP isn't a conservative, is she?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 11:01 PM (IqV8l)

761 "There is only one common factor linking every mass shooting: a gun." -from the daily news

2) human beings

3) gun free zones

Posted by: Blano at June 15, 2016 11:03 PM (lbcdD)

762 753 Throw background checks for abortion on an amendment there too
"If you don't like guns then don't have one"
Posted by: mst3k at June 15, 2016 10:54 PM (Z53PH)

Guns on demand and without apology!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 11:03 PM (0mRoj)

763 759 "There is only one common factor linking every mass shooting: a gun." -from the daily news
---------
Well, duh!
There's only one common factor linking the deadliest terrorist attacks on US soil......and it isn't a gun.
_____________

There's a common theme with car crashes, too.

msm reporters are idiots.

Posted by: willy at June 15, 2016 11:04 PM (Ffw22)

764 733
Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.
Congress incensed.

Incensed because they didn't get a piece of the action?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 10:41 PM (IqV8l)


More like, Congress was INCENTIVIZED.

Corker deserves to swing for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2016 11:04 PM (p4UlV)

765 Pry it out of my cold, cake-stained fingers.

Posted by: goon at June 15, 2016 11:06 PM (WCaSy)

766 757 I just clicked on a joke while on Facebook. At the bottom of the page there is always some clickbait. One of the items was the caption; 15 Celebrities That Are Just Plain Ugly. The accompanying photo? Sarah Jessica Parker!!
Posted by: Bill R. at June 15, 2016 10:59 PM (jKUeC)



That's not Sarah Jessica Parker!

Posted by: Seabiscuit at June 15, 2016 11:07 PM (mrnBU)

767 So Corker(I) idiot, might have pushed the Iran/Boeing deal for..moar cash in his slush fund?

Posted by: willy at June 15, 2016 11:07 PM (Ffw22)

768 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 11:01 PM (IqV8l)


I quite sure Facebook has no control over that page.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 15, 2016 11:08 PM (jKUeC)

769 "There is only one common factor linking every mass shooting: a gun." -from the daily news
---------
Well, duh!
There's only one common factor linking the deadliest terrorist attacks on US soil......and it isn't a gun.
Posted by: lindafell de spair


There are others: the perpatrators had hands, and were not lobotomized.

In order to prevent such carnage in the future, we must chop off the hands of all newborns and lobotomize them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 15, 2016 11:08 PM (iCA4z)

770 Corker deserves to swing for that.

Is Boeing in his district?

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2016 11:09 PM (zn/Le)

771 767 So Corker(I) idiot, might have pushed the Iran/Boeing deal for..moar cash in his slush fund?

Posted by: willy at June 15, 2016 11:07 PM (Ffw22)


Is the Pope Marxist? By the way, your comment number is rather serendipitous to the subject.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2016 11:09 PM (p4UlV)

772 I know he's a douchnozzle.

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2016 11:10 PM (zn/Le)

773 770 Corker deserves to swing for that.

Is Boeing in his district?
Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2016 11:09 PM (zn/Le)


No. But their checkbook is in his hip pocket.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2016 11:10 PM (p4UlV)

774 773 770 Corker deserves to swing for that.

Is Boeing in his district?
Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2016 11:09 PM (zn/Le)


No. But their checkbook is in his hip pocket.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2016 11:10 PM (p4UlV)

It is? I checked opensecrets and Boeing isn't even in the top five list of contributors.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

775 By the way, your comment number is rather serendipitous to the subject.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2016 11:09 PM (p4UlV)

__________

Haha 767. Good catch.

Posted by: willy at June 15, 2016 11:12 PM (Ffw22)

776 I want my...

I want my...

I want my

O

N

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Posted by: The Overnight Hat at June 15, 2016 11:13 PM (vBeA5)

777 ONT is a bit late tonight.

Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 15, 2016 11:13 PM (vlK1B)

778 777?

Posted by: willy at June 15, 2016 11:13 PM (Ffw22)

779 787?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 11:14 PM (9ym/8)

780 There are many common denominators in terrorist attacks. Most of them are the equivalent of "1". But there is a conspicuous one that is non trivial, that for some reason isn't being mentioned.

Posted by: Steve and Cold bear at June 15, 2016 11:14 PM (iCA4z)

781 Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 11:14 PM (9ym/8)

782 There is only one common factor linking every drowning: dihydrogen monoxide.


Let's ban this deadly substance!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 15, 2016 11:14 PM (JO9+V)

783 JJ, gotta give you and your cobs a high five for cjn. It's the second place I stop in the am. Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2016 11:15 PM (zn/Le)

784 That's not Sarah Jessica Parker!
Posted by: Seabiscuit at June 15, 2016 11:07 PM (mrnBU)


She's number 7 on the list.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 15, 2016 11:17 PM (jKUeC)

785 I hereby declare all comments following this one to be the "overnight thread". You do not need or want a "new" thread.
-----------------------------------------vvv---Overnight Thread!!!---vvv-------------------------

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2016 11:18 PM (iCA4z)

786 msm reporters are idiots.
Posted by: willy
-----------

Speaking of common themes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 11:18 PM (9mTYi)

787
" ok, who has exe's in Texas? "


I reckon so.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 15, 2016 11:18 PM (JO9+V)

788 ?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 11:19 PM (9ym/8)

789 Double damn....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 11:19 PM (9ym/8)

790 He gots a pen and a phone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 15, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

791 This thing still on?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 11:23 PM (9ym/8)

792 785: Once again, you completely discard the U.S. Constitution. Fascist swine!

Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 15, 2016 11:25 PM (vlK1B)

793 Okay, so the Mexican drug cartels take in >$30 billion a year. Which US politicians are in their pocket? Don't tell me there aren't any.

How about the US politicians who say we shouldn't bother trying to build a 50' fence, because they'll simply use 51' ladders. Or the ones who always deflect calls for a border wall by saying we don't need a real fence, we can use technology to make a "virtual" fence. Are they on the take?
Posted by: Rhetorical Question at June 15, 2016 10:07 PM (X4FeV)


1 Where do you think Carlos Slim got his money.

2. Why do you think Carlos Slim owns the NY TIMES?

The Times is what all the other media looks to to get what news stories that they should be pushing. Above the fold? Lead story. Page B6? Don't even run it.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at June 15, 2016 11:26 PM (D63C/)

794 Well, that was a tad spooky. I'm not a jumpy sort, but I am cautious. Just took Mike Hammer's Cat out for a wlk. It's pretty dark out there, but some ambient light from streetlights. I can see for 75'-100'.

Abruptly, the cat gave a long hiss and arched his back. I had been busy looking at the stars, so it took half a second for me to look around, thinking WTF?

I saw nothing, looked harder. Nope, nothing I could see, but the cat started pulling for the porch, so I figured discretion is the better part of valor and brought him in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 11:26 PM (w/iDp)

795 " ok, who has exe's in Texas? "


I reckon so.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 15, 2016 11:18 PM (JO9+V)

Define exes. If it's someone I had carnal knowledge with at one time, then yes. If it means more than that, no.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 15, 2016 11:26 PM (jKUeC)

796 "Define exes. If it's someone I had carnal knowledge with at one time, then yes. If it means more than that, no."

What he said.

Posted by: navybrat at June 15, 2016 11:27 PM (w7KSn)

797 794: Cats can see and hear much better than you. Probably some critter the kittuh didn't like the looks of.

Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 15, 2016 11:28 PM (vlK1B)

798 Define exes. If it's someone I had carnal knowledge with at one time, then yes. If it means more than that, no.
Posted by: Bill R
-----------

I got screwed by LBJ. Does that count?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 11:28 PM (w/iDp)

799 "Which US politicians are in their pocket? Don't tell me there aren't any. "


*finger on nose*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2016 11:28 PM (9ym/8)

800
Iran to buy 100 Boeing Airliners.



Thanks Thom!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 15, 2016 11:28 PM (kdS6q)

801 Cats can see and hear much better than you. Probably some critter the kittuh didn't like the looks of.
Posted by: Puddleglum
-----------------

Yeah, I wasn't going to second guess his instinct for survival.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 11:29 PM (w/iDp)

802 Abruptly, the cat gave a long hiss and arched his
back. I had been busy looking at the stars, so it took half a second for
me to look around, thinking WTF?



I saw nothing, looked harder. Nope, nothing I could see, but the cat
started pulling for the porch, so I figured discretion is the better
part of valor and brought him in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 11:26 PM (w/iDp)

It was a grey alien. Cats can see various shades of grey that can't be seen by the human eye. Read that in a Sci Fi story so you know it's true.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 15, 2016 11:29 PM (JO9+V)

803 I think the cobs are just preparing us for the bleakness of the Hilary Rodham administration

Posted by: Ned Beatty at June 15, 2016 11:29 PM (AfNGb)

804 Define exes. If it's someone I had carnal knowledge with at one time, then yes. If it means more than that, no.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 15, 2016 11:26 PM (jKUeC)


I have both kinds of exes in Texas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 15, 2016 11:30 PM (JO9+V)

805 WTH is it with local chiefs and Sheriffs wearing four starts? Ego much?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 11:30 PM (w/iDp)

806 I saw nothing, looked harder. Nope, nothing I could see

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLiXjaPqSyY#t=1m41s

Posted by: story critic at June 15, 2016 11:30 PM (3rYDB)

807 Yeah, it's now up.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2016 11:30 PM (PLnZs)

808 WTH is it with local chiefs and Sheriffs wearing four starts? Ego much?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

----
'Stars', dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2016 11:31 PM (w/iDp)

809 774
It is? I checked opensecrets and Boeing isn't even in the top five list of contributors.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 15, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

So, Bob Corker willingly violated his Constitutional oath and abandoned the Senate's treaty power under Article 1 just for shits and giggles?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2016 11:34 PM (p4UlV)

810 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~

... and so I said to my manager "Hadji is going to play only the gigs for the Progressive Muslims" Hadji found them to be the two nicest of the people Hadji has met

So, this microphone? It is on? Yes?

Hello! It is I, Hadji, the Muslim with the Funny here to make the infidel laugh just enough so that you don't shoot Hadji in the face with your AR-15 assault rifles that you keep in your pockets.

The drink minimum is two, by the way.

So, Hadji knows that the laughter is what heals all of us. So Hadji will make the ha-ha for you:

What has ten stubby fingers and the obsession with walls?

Humpty Dumpty.

What do you get when you cross an AR-15 with an AK-47?

(AR-15),(AK-47) sin Theta.

Hadji, he do the math jokes like a boss.

What is the difference between buying an AR-15 with 500 bullets and masturbating openly during the office meeting?

One results in an automatic firing. The other is fun for an afternoon at the range.

How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a light bulb?

Wait, you mean there is more than one Donald Trump ... shudder.

Last, Hadji will now prepare to drop the mic, which takes longer: Michael Moore converting an AR-15 to fully automatic or Michael Moore converting the large Dominos pizza to methane and stool?

Thank you thank you thank you

Remember to place the tip to the waitresses.

-

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at June 15, 2016 11:43 PM (GajfA)

811 "My Mosin has a nice hardwood stock and no shoulder thingy, therefore it's basically harmless.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at June 15, 2016 07:23 PM (kumBu)"

Except to your shoulder. Even the full length rifle is pretty brutal. The carbine makes me wince to even think about it. Like the British officer quoted in an earlier thread speaking about the .45-.577 Martini, after firing fifty rounds, it would probably be a relief to be stabbed and not have to shoot it any more.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 15, 2016 11:50 PM (QHgTq)

812 "I have both kinds of exes in Texas.


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 15, 2016 11:30 PM (JO9+V)"


So where do you hang your hat?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 15, 2016 11:54 PM (QHgTq)

813 Ace, last year there was major outrage about a Florida range owner who wasn't allowing Muslims to shoot there. Sounds like a wise decision today.

Posted by: SDN at June 16, 2016 12:27 AM (m/qEg)

814 "Thank God the GOP is there to sell us all out again.
You're all on a govt. list and will never get guns or ammo again.
Thank you Mitch."

And Vichy's backer Trump is on board with helping. Suckers. Trump supporters prove Barnum.


Posted by: SDN at June 16, 2016 12:29 AM (m/qEg)

815 Stump for Trump, chump.

Posted by: Dystopia Max at June 16, 2016 05:20 PM (UM8Ie)

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