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Your President, The Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, Has Two Important Things He'd Like to Share With You



I assume he was kidding about that last point. If not, then this is impeachable.

But let's assume he was "kidding" -- actually pandering to the White Aspirational Urban Progressives that make up his base.

All this asshole does is:

1, Fail,

and 2, troll the Twitter #TrendingTopics lists to see what TV shows he should mention in order to pander to his frivolous, TV-crazed base.

In turn, his idiot progressive zealots -- who fancy themselves intellectual -- shower him with love.

Just.

For Watching.

The Same TV shows.

That They Do.

Astonishing.

Our first True Intellectual President.

He's Maureen Dowd with a flouncier jump-shot.


Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM




Comments

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1 It takes a special kind of guy to use the word "flouncier", Ace..

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at June 26, 2014 04:27 PM (4+IgA)

2 What next?

Gaylord Focker will do movie reviews?

This dweeb is irrelevant and so is his administration.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:28 PM (Co8K4)

3 Chi-Town, Ace has been reading the ONT vocabulary list.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM (Co8K4)

4 I'm rooting for Christina Hendricks to disrobe, at least.

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM (mizYg)

5 "He's Maureen Dowd with a flouncier jump-shot."

Good snark there Ace. I've got nothing myself

Posted by: PaleRider at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM (dkExz)

6 That last twitter was a little "Catty" don't you think?

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM (0FSuD)

7 Did George ask him "WTF are you talking about?" in response to the comment the World Cup schedule affects foreign policy moves?

I'm thinking.. no.

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM (4+IgA)

8 Of course he's pulling for the women on that show. Like the ones in his administration, they superficially get treated as if they are part of the club, but get paid less. Also can't ignore the parallel that its Joan who gets whored Joan out to a client.

Posted by: bskb at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM (4KWOY)

9 Spongebob and Patrick. They're always reminding me of Barack and Slow Joe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM (xWXYN)

10 The funniest one I saw on Twitter was : "Jon Snow, tear down that wall!"

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM (P1WNR)

11 what is "flouncier" mean???

Posted by: Mordineus at June 26, 2014 04:30 PM (gg1/Q)

12 Hey the right TV shows are important to the faux-intellectuals who lead us.

Screwed we are...

Posted by: exurbanDoug at June 26, 2014 04:30 PM (14uw1)

13 And the Iranian Centrifuges Keep Spinning.

Posted by: rd at June 26, 2014 04:30 PM (Kh8WP)

14 You notice Georges right hand is under the table.


No doubt giving himself some relief.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 26, 2014 04:30 PM (0FSuD)

15 what DOES "flouncier" mean? (not is.. i started to ask "what the heck is flouncier" but figured it wasn't a noun so....)

Posted by: Mordineus at June 26, 2014 04:30 PM (gg1/Q)

16 The nation is so very very boned.

Posted by: toby928(C) at June 26, 2014 04:30 PM (QupBk)

17 Hey, chilluns!

I'm hip with the flip, jive-o-reety!

Let's smoke a groovy blunt and rap with the cats!

-- Your Prezz

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:31 PM (mizYg)

18 Baron von Meow.

LOL

love it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2014 04:31 PM (IXrOn)

19 So the World Cup is affecting the foreign policy moves...

Pres. Bush must be breathing a sigh of relief.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 26, 2014 04:31 PM (BZAd3)

20 I thought this sh**bird was spending the day with Rebekah? Or is that wasting time on another day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 26, 2014 04:31 PM (l3vZN)

21

Is it worth it Stephy?

Is it worth it?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2014 04:31 PM (IXrOn)

22 if GWB said it...stephie would have had a tantrum

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 26, 2014 04:32 PM (u8GsB)

23 We live in a world where an actress in a 60's drama, not even born in the 60's, goes and speaks at a summit as an expert on the 60's. Because research or something. So to have the WH tweet inanities like that is not a stretch to me.

I love Christina Hendricks as much as the next Moron (ok maybe less, hah, I am after all a horrible cisgendered hetero female), but for the love of...

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2014 04:32 PM (yRwC8)

24 Really, his Presidency has turned into The B(a)rack Show...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2014 04:32 PM (wtvvX)

25 Tomorrow the new Bozo press secretary is going to say that had Obama just not inherited the World Cup, the middle east would be a peaceful paradise.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (BZAd3)

26 When Obama was born some doctor looked at his genitals and thought he saw a dick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (m6f/b)

27 You can be sure that Mr. Stephanopoulos will firmly eschew any favoritism, and will uphold the traditions of objective, factual, nonpartisan reporting upon which we have always prided ourselves.

Posted by: ABC News at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (noWW6)

28 Anndddd... he is spending 'A Day with a Normal Person'...

Which really means flying in and having Lunch with some Lefty Blowhard Woman...

On MY DIME!

So he can then do some more Begging for Money for Democrats... I mean get promises for Bribes... I mean campaign donations...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (84gbM)

29 That whole authentic blackman basketball thing just bugs the crap out of me. I'm old and I sucked at basketball and I guarantee you that I could whip the SCoaMF on the court.

Posted by: toby928(C) at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (QupBk)

30 Wait a minute, wasn't Gaylord's white grandmother the president of a bank?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (Co8K4)

31 What's his favorite soap opera? I missed it.

Posted by: Guido'hooked on the ukulele' at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (BaT2K)

32 'I sometimes cry at the terrible work conditions Fred and Barney had to endure." --- Obama

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (P1WNR)

33 Next thing you know, Obama will start stepping out in a zoot suit in a desperate attempt to look cool.

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (mizYg)

34 I support equal pay for fictional characters.

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (MMC8r)

35 When the world cup is over, I will heal the wounds of the world.


Unless the USA wins, then I will apologize.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (0FSuD)

36 they look like michael sam and his bf on draft day

#frenching

Posted by: X at June 26, 2014 04:34 PM (KHo8t)

37 Which one is the bigger joke?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 26, 2014 04:34 PM (BZAd3)

38 33
Next thing you know, Obama will start stepping out in a zoot suit in a desperate attempt to look cool.

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (mizYg)

I got to do that AGAIN?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at June 26, 2014 04:34 PM (0FSuD)

39 Hey Carrey looked cool in a zoot suit in The Mask.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:34 PM (Co8K4)

40 Dude watches way way too much TV

Posted by: Carol at June 26, 2014 04:34 PM (pbw1T)

41 During the World Cup is the perfect time for my team of wonks to develop the next hard hitting hashtag. #HugAPolarBear

Posted by: President Zero at June 26, 2014 04:35 PM (27BfC)

42

JEF thinks the MM characters are real.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2014 04:35 PM (IXrOn)

43 >>I guarantee you that I could whip the SCoaMF

Whip? A black president?

Why must you knuckle draggers always resort to racism?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2014 04:35 PM (g1DWB)

44 Meanwhile, in the real world, Iraq burns while the economy collapses.

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:35 PM (MMC8r)

45 I'd bet good money dowd has a better jumper

Posted by: Ncj at June 26, 2014 04:35 PM (vaBOr)

46 Favorite Soap: As the World Burns.

Turn Ons: Mirror and me.

Posted by: Obama the great and powerful at June 26, 2014 04:35 PM (BaT2K)

47 Unless the USA wins, then I will apologize.
Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (0FSuD)



Because, they didn't build that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2014 04:36 PM (IXrOn)

48 This must be why he pays all the women at the White House on a 1962 pay scale.

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:36 PM (MMC8r)

49 I saw that cocksucker Steph. on Pawn Stars a few weeks ago, he was purchasing a 1st edition tome of some sorts. The tongue bathing by the Pawn Star staff was gross. They soaked him good though.


Posted by: effit at June 26, 2014 04:36 PM (UeOYb)

50 Navycopjoe, well yeah she does look better in a taupe jumper with a bodice than Gaylord does.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:36 PM (Co8K4)

51
The funny (sad) thing about this is, that by tweets like this, these so-called journalists think they are being reverential.

They've got their heads buried so far up Obama's ass that they can't see the joke, or their role in perpetuating it.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 26, 2014 04:37 PM (BZAd3)

52 hey @GStephanopoulos , when you're done "humanizing" obama for the 400th time, think you trouble him about the world blowing up?

This reminds me of the old joke, "Check to see if you any words left out"...

Posted by: Pedantry Q. Grammatic at June 26, 2014 04:37 PM (PMGbu)

53 Love the "Baron von Meow" tweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2014 04:37 PM (L0N7Z)

54 The White House
@thewhitehouse.......Where are all the white women at?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 04:37 PM (/KiIU)

55 He's Maureen Dowd with a flouncier jump-shot.

And more feminine jeans

Posted by: Iblis at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (9221z)

56 Can that really be Stepphi? Isn't his usual position flat on his back with his ankles behind his ears?

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (MMC8r)

57 White House, "We musn't wake up the President. It's only 6am."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (Co8K4)

58 Your President, The Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, Has Two Important Things He'd Like to Share With You


"I'm sorry. The number you reached is no longer in service"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (2mgCc)

59 UFC ladypig fighter chick!
Bringing the weirdo wax figurine monster look to the UFC!! Only on Pay Per View!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/mq6xss4

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (ZPrif)

60 34 I support equal pay for fictional characters.
Posted by: --


------

Shultz and Colonel Klink...I'm always rooting for them." -- Obama on how the issues these Hogan's Heroes characters face remind him of his white half #NoStereotypes

- The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2014

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (mizYg)

61 So, anyone not understanding why the US is collapsing both economically and internationally?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (O3C36)

62 Did George ask him "WTF are you talking about?" in response to the comment the World Cup schedule affects foreign policy moves?

I'm thinking.. no.


Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at June 26, 2014 04:29 PM
...........Stephanaopolus is a polite man. He never talks with his mouth full.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (/KiIU)

63 After the US game ended, ESPN of course had to put on screen a tweet from SCOAMF showing him and ValJar, in (what looked to be) the Situation Room, watching the game. Snacks splayed out on the table.

Good thing he's found some time to for his favorite futbol.

Posted by: golf, feeling jilted today at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (QPMGE)

64 I watched the trailer for the new Hunger Games movie and I felt a little queezy at how typically white it was. I'm really rooting for Katnip or whatever her name is though.

Posted by: President Zero at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (27BfC)

65 Bank VP Grandma. Truly a hard knock life.

And our president is basing his priorities and policies on make believe TV shows. We are in the very best of hands.

What shrinking economy? What world on fire? What IRS?

Posted by: Chique at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (r+7wo)

66 All this asshole does is fail.

That is the stone cold truth right there.

However:

He's Maureen Dowd with a flouncier jump-shot.

That's a lie. Obama's jumper is just as flaccid and front iron as Dowd's.

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (8/DeP)

67
POTUS tells me that World Cup schedule affecting some foreign policy moves.

I will Restore America's Respect in the World.

Posted by: BHO, 2008 at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (Kh8WP)

68
>>>White Aspirational Urban Progressives

fkn WAUPs.

Can't even make sketti

Posted by: Bigby's Pricking Thumbs at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (3ZtZW)

69 I love Christina Hendricks as much as the next Moron
(ok maybe less, hah, I am after all a horrible cisgendered hetero
female), but for the love of...


Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2014 04:32 PM (yRwC

Christina Hendricks has two outstanding talents, but neither has much to do with her brain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (8Fl6F)

70 The convenient timing of Obama's typical white woman grandmother's death reminds him of madmen. or something

Posted by: the other side of virtual reality at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (gmrH5)

71 A song for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwqPBlSxb-0

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (7tdqY)

72 I wouldn't mind rooting on Christina Hendricks' funbags.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (DrWcr)

73 48 This must be why he pays all the women at the White House on a 1962 pay scale.
Posted by: ---


This Must Be Tweeted!

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:39 PM (mizYg)

74

When Brian Griffin died (before he was resurrected), I had to ask Michelle what I had for dinner the night before.

Let me be clear. It was not dog.

Posted by: tootin' dog eater at June 26, 2014 04:40 PM (IXrOn)

75 Maureen probably makes more baskets than he does, though.

Posted by: Chique at June 26, 2014 04:40 PM (r+7wo)

76 Are his kids still watching Duck Dynasty?

Posted by: effit at June 26, 2014 04:40 PM (UeOYb)

77 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 26, 2014 04:40 PM (PYAXX)

78 Nearly everything Choom does is impeachable yet somehow, he's still in office.

Posted by: Titanium at June 26, 2014 04:40 PM (87mc+)

79 Joan is about to become a millionaire because she's a 5% partner. She got the partnership in exchange for banging a client.

Still remind you of your grandmother, Mr. President?

Posted by: Top.Man. at June 26, 2014 04:41 PM (LuUKj)

80 The World Cup has affected some foreign policy moves.

Fortunately, the golf schedule is safe.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 26, 2014 04:41 PM (BZAd3)

81 Mu. Ther. Fuh. Ker.

So... If I drove an old car like on MADMEN can I be Secretary of Transportation? BCUZ?

Posted by: OK, thanks, bye from Obamarama City at June 26, 2014 04:41 PM (ucB75)

82 You people better not forget.


"I am the one you have been waiting for"

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at June 26, 2014 04:41 PM (0FSuD)

83 Flouncer? I wound't put him above goat fluffer.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at June 26, 2014 04:41 PM (gdGJ1)

84 78 Nearly everything Choom does is impeachable yet somehow, he's still in office.
Posted by: Titanium


Remember "Too Big to Fail" from 2009?

Obama is "Too Traitorous to Impeach."

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (mizYg)

85 Just think. In Bizzarro World, this asshole is awesome!

Posted by: EvilMonk at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (VzoJJ)

86 President Obama: He will not rest until [insert promise here], unless he has a tee time, a vacation, a fundraiser, of the latest Homeland/Game of Thrones/Mad Men/ episode OR an NBA/NCAA/World Cup game is on.

Oh, he also won't start his day until about 10:00am'ish.
But other than that, he's On It, bro!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (L0N7Z)

87 UFC is in global saturation mode. They have two events on Saturday. One in Texas. The other in New Zealand. Watch, uh, some random tattooed dude from ... Russia? .. punch some other random tatttoed dude. Maybe from Canada. Or New Zealand. We're looking into it.

But if you want to see random tattoed dudes kick each other in the face this weekend ... then UFC's got that.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (ZPrif)

88 I can't stand that slimeball. Oh and obama too...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (9+ccr)

89 I do not understand the word "flouncier" because the mean old doctor looked at my weiner when I was a newborn.

Posted by: wooga at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (quObs)

90 Obama is "Too Traitorous to Impeach."
Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (mizYg)

2 legit 2 quit, beyotches!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (DrWcr)

91 Well, as long he watches TV instead of reading a newspaper then we'll be in real trouble.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (88xKn)

92 41 During the World Cup is the perfect time for my team of wonks to develop the next hard hitting hashtag. #HugAPolarBear

Posted by: President Zero at June 26, 2014 04:35 PM (27BfC)


Hug a Polar Bear?

Uh... just to be polite... I'll let you go FIRST...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (84gbM)

93

Unstoppable reminds me of the economy.

Posted by: tootin' dog eater at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (IXrOn)

94 32
'I sometimes cry at the terrible work conditions Fred and Barney had to endure." --- Obama Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (P1WNR)

And don't even get me started on Dany chaining up her Dragons...it was like being back in Mandela's cell all over again! BTW did you see the pic of me there? No? *Whips it out*

Posted by: Obama at June 26, 2014 04:43 PM (yRwC8)

95 So what words of wisdom does the President have for Laverne and Shirley?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:43 PM (Co8K4)

96 But if you want to see random tattoed dudes kick each other in the face this weekend ... then UFC's got that.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (ZPrif)

Or Sons of Anarchy reruns.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2014 04:43 PM (DrWcr)

97 Mr. Obama does Grey's Anatomy remind you of when you had to fight the insurance company to get your mothers treatment paid for?

Should have since they both would have be made up stories having to do with medical care.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at June 26, 2014 04:43 PM (LBF29)

98 "World Cup schedule affecting some foreign policy moves."

Is those meany leaders get in my way, I'm just going to bite them.

Posted by: Branco Bama at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (lLdbc)

99 Pray I don't go Red Wedding on you h8erz!!!!

#gameofthrones

Posted by: Baraka at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (Y6xQZ)

100 Christina Hendricks was actually at the WH the other day to speak, as an expert, on the hardships women suffered during the 50's and 60's.

Posted by: Adam at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (G8ga7)

101 But if you want to see random tattoed dudes kick each other in the face this weekend ... then UFC's got that.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 26, 2014 04:42 PM (ZPrif)


Vice Boxing? Where its Blacks and Mexicans?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (84gbM)

102 Ya know, 12 unanimous Supreme Court decisions against me is affecting some of my policy moves.

Posted by: Precedent Jug Ears at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (MNq6o)

103 I wonder which country he's routing for.

Posted by: Chique at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (r+7wo)

104 *Whips it out*
Posted by: Obama at June 26, 2014 04:43 PM (yRwC

AAAAAH!!! *cover eyes*

Posted by: Citizens of Rock Ridge at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (DrWcr)

105 His Grandma? You mean that "typical White Woman?"

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (9+ccr)

106 ace is on tear, this is a good day for twitter.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 26, 2014 04:45 PM (K6Ajt)

107 If the World Cup is keeping this bastard from doing more to wreck our country, then I just became a big soccer fan.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pulling for Pepe at June 26, 2014 04:45 PM (eEBON)

108 >>Christina Hendricks was actually at the WH the other day to speak, as an expert, on the hardships women suffered during the 50's and 60's.

The hardships of working moms.
Not because she has a kid, just because she has one on TV. Set in the 50's and 60s when things were totes different.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2014 04:45 PM (L0N7Z)

109 That funny dog across the street, chasing his tail, is affecting some foreign policy moves.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2014 04:45 PM (quObs)

110 If they were intellectuals wouldn't they be down at the Starbucks drinking $9 latte and waxing their goatees?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2014 04:45 PM (pTJg0)

111 When I first checked him out I just couldn't tell...boy, girl, whatever.

Posted by: Ann Dunham's OB-GYN at June 26, 2014 04:46 PM (wAQA5)

112 95
So what words of wisdom does the President have for Laverne and Shirley?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:43 PM (Co8K4)

Always carry condoms and don't swallow.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at June 26, 2014 04:46 PM (0FSuD)

113 So what words of wisdom does the President have for Laverne and Shirley?

Schlameil, schlamozzle, hassenpfeffer incorporated. I think we all can sympathize with that. #makeallourdreamscometrue -
The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2014

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:46 PM (MMC8r)

114 Or Sons of Anarchy reruns.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2014 04:43 PM (DrWcr)


Yummy Jax.

Posted by: tootin' dog eater at June 26, 2014 04:47 PM (IXrOn)

115 I like UFC, it's just funny how they've flooded the market so it's just random no-name tattooed dudes now.

It's a purposeful strategy to cock-block potential competitors. But it's producing some weak ass fight cards.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 26, 2014 04:47 PM (ZPrif)

116 "Hey hey hey!" You go, "Raj" from TVs What's Happening? Always so upbeat.

Posted by: Precedent Jug Ears at June 26, 2014 04:47 PM (MNq6o)

117 108 >>Christina Hendricks was actually at the WH the other day to speak, as an expert, on the hardships women suffered during the 50's and 60's.


In all fairness, sandwiches were harder to make back then.




Posted by: EC at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (doBIb)

118 63
After the US game ended, ESPN of course had to put on screen a tweet
from SCOAMF showing him and ValJar, in (what looked to be) the Situation
Room, watching the game. Snacks splayed out on the table.
Good thing he's found some time to for his favorite futbol.
Posted by: golf, feeling jilted today at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM (QPMGE)

I posted that earlier today! Someone put a pic up on Twitter, pres looking intently at the player on the screen's junk...good times, good times. I thought of the Horde when I saw that, hah.

https://twitter.com/full_rosster/status/482222162560831488

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (yRwC8)

119 "hey @GStephanopoulos , when you're done 'humanizing' obama for the 400th time, think you trouble him about the world blowing up?"

I remember a lot of truly ferocious outrage on the right back when Snuffleupagus was acting as a "debate moderator" in the 2012 GOP primaries, and asking ridiculously biased questions.

But really, people -- the guy is a career Democratic political hack, who works for a huge media combine that gets tons of lucrative favors and corporate welfare from Democrats. Would anyone in their right mind ever plausibly expect fairness from that?

Might as well get angry with a dog for rolling in nasty stuff. _It's what they do_.

What people instead should be angry about is that the cretinous inbred ossified Republican establishment VOLUNTARILY AGREED to have both primary and general election debates in 2012 be "moderated" by Democratic political hacks.

That is the actual scandal. That's what something can be done about.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (noWW6)

120
Iowahawk's term for soccer - Euroweenie Kickyball
I actually like soccer but that's funny.

Posted by: JB1000 at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (16OL0)

121 He's Maureen Dowd with a flouncier jump-shot.-Ace

And a bigger twat.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (HVff2)

122 Well, now that he's replacing Drunken Diane, he needs his talking points.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (IXrOn)

123 This Putz Fredo wants to send 500 Million in arms to the Syrian Rebels, the self same rebels he is against in Iraq. This is 50% of the cuts he wanted to the Commissary system that supports our Military.

I hate the fuck with all my heart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (t3UFN)

124 When a sport counts among its fans the likes of Obama, and Moo Moo, just to name two, maybe that tells you all you need to know about it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (8Fl6F)

125 Ricky, Let Lucy be in the show! #BabaluForAll
-
The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2014

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:49 PM (MMC8r)

126 When Obama's watching his favorite tv shows, if he isn't hoping that the two main male characters hook up, or the two main female characters hook up, he's inflicting his hetero-normative views on everyone and is part of the problem.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 26, 2014 04:49 PM (AC0lD)

127 He's Maureen Dowd with a flouncier jump-shot.


Oh. Oh. That's *mean*.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at June 26, 2014 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

128 103
I wonder which country he's routing for.

Posted by: Chique at June 26, 2014 04:44 PM (r+7wo)

Indonesia, but the assholes lost.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at June 26, 2014 04:49 PM (0FSuD)

129 "Peggy and Joan...I'm always rooting for them."

Know how I know you're gay?

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 04:49 PM (x3YFz)

130 Another 'outstanding' product of Chicago - the Ta Ta top bikini. Not even Dowd would be caught dead in this.

http://tinyurl.com/kebsyzm

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:49 PM (Co8K4)

131 I always identified most with Freddie 'Boom-Boom' Washington, the Sweathog of Color. #upyournosewitharubberhose -
The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2014

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:50 PM (MMC8r)

132
Christina Hendricks is both smart and flouncy. And a ginger. A deadly combination.

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2014 04:50 PM (JBggj)

133 That foul fascist, Barack Obama, and his merry band of Progressive Democrats are at it again. Remember the part of the ObamaCare bill that says the Feds can unilaterally enroll citizens in the program without their permission? Yeah, it comes right after the part that says the Feds can grant subsidies to people applying on the Federal exchange in addition to the state exchanges.

In other words they fucking made it up. We don't need to stinking law assholes!", say Democrat traitors!

http://cnb.cx/1qLsjkM

Posted by: MTF at June 26, 2014 04:50 PM (9pVoU)

134 I hate the fuck with all my heart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (t3UFN)

yup. as far as traitorous sonsabitches go, he wins.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 04:51 PM (x3YFz)

135 130 Another 'outstanding' product of Chicago - the Ta Ta top bikini. Not even Dowd would be caught dead in this.

http://tinyurl.com/kebsyzm
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:49 PM (Co8K4)

Designed by feminists. Who want to be taken seriously as strong, sober-minded wimmin.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2014 04:51 PM (DrWcr)

136 132
Christina Hendricks is both smart and fl bouncy. And a ginger. A deadly combination.
Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2014 04:50 PM (JBggj)

FTFY.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2014 04:52 PM (DrWcr)

137 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 26, 2014 04:52 PM (PYAXX)

138 I'm not too proud to admit it, but as long as it's a part of the globe I don't really give a damn about and no Americans are hurt, I wouldn't mind seeing a part of the world really blow up, just to see President Shit-Midas display his superior leadership skills for all to see.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 26, 2014 04:52 PM (AC0lD)

139 It truly does take diff'rent strokes to move the world. #whatchootalkinboutamerica -
The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2014

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:53 PM (MMC8r)

140 I hate the fuck with all my heart



Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (t3UFN)



yup. as far as traitorous sonsabitches go, he wins.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016)

My heart can not contain the hatred I have for this jug-eared fuckstick. I have a Jarvik 7 with the iHate cloud storage app.

Posted by: Precedent Jug Ears at June 26, 2014 04:54 PM (MNq6o)

141 OT:

So Dems are once again caught red handed in voter fraud:

http://tinyurl.com/lqm25as

So it probably will go nowhere.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 26, 2014 04:54 PM (BZAd3)

142 See! POTUS is NOT always golfing!

Posted by: Georgie Snufflafagus at June 26, 2014 04:54 PM (GSIDW)

143 Hey AlextheChick, I think this has fail written all over it. Paris Hilton trying to be a Lady Gaga BDSM clone.

http://tinyurl.com/q9awhum

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:54 PM (Co8K4)

144 "Peggy and Joan...I'm always rooting for them."



Know how I know you're gay?

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016)

Seriously.

Posted by: Dang at June 26, 2014 04:54 PM (MNq6o)

145 138 I'm not too proud to admit it, but as long as it's a part of the globe I don't really give a damn about and no Americans are hurt, I wouldn't mind seeing a part of the world really blow up, just to see President Shit-Midas display his superior leadership skills for all to see.




Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 26, 2014 04:52 PM (AC0lD)

Berkley, CA Madison, WI do they count?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 04:54 PM (HVff2)

146 The latest economic numbers are out. #GoodTimes - The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2014

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 26, 2014 04:54 PM (AC0lD)

147 78. Nearly everything Choom does is impeachable yet somehow, he's still in office. -- Titanium

There is no opposition given the US Washingtonian e pluribus unum transnational corporate uniparty.

It stands to reason that Republicans are as guilty as Obama, in different fashions perhaps, but in the same boat nonetheless:

1. reasoning why they're scared shitless of "impeachment" -- not even tolerating the "I" word in their vocabulary. Erased and the word "Lawsuit" juxtaposed in place. Revisionism is corruption, augmenting unaccountability..

2. reasoning that they want every bit of unaccountability for themselves as they provide Obama, just taking "turns" winning PARTICIPATION AWARD elections. Getting elected has nothing to do with supporting, honoring and defending the US Constitution; and everything to do with abusing and stealing everything for personal profits while in office, while yet "connected" with those in office.

Like Democrats, Republicans are power mongers with absolutely no intention whatsoever of responsibly performing their official duties. They'll give lip service and sometimes go through the motions for photo ops. But otherwise...

It's past time to disrupt Washingtonians' comfort zone, confront their existence with the awful results of their horrible "official" works.

No Amnesty for Illegals
Impeach Obama
Repeal ACA

Posted by: the other side of virtual reality at June 26, 2014 04:55 PM (gmrH5)

148 "Well, now that he's replacing Drunken Diane, he needs his talking points."

I completely missed the earlier thread on that.

I have to say I am disappointed in the Horde that no one ran with what should have been an obvious point on topic. About the best replacement for the sozzled Sawyer being, naturally, S.E. Cupp in her cups.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 26, 2014 04:55 PM (noWW6)

149 >>Another 'outstanding' product of Chicago - the Ta Ta top bikini.

What's the point? Either show your tits or stop pretending like you're some "brave" feminist.

I imagine they get some thrill out of people doing a double-take and others being offended (like, say, a parent who thinks this is inappropriate Saturday at the city park attire).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2014 04:55 PM (L0N7Z)

150 124 When a sport counts among its fans the likes of Obama, and Moo Moo, just to name two, maybe that tells you all you need to know about it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (8Fl6F)

-Beware, that's a low bar: Baraka likes NFL, NBA, NAA football, NCAA basketball, MLB . . . he wants to be in touch with "folks."

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2014 04:55 PM (Y6xQZ)

151 @WhiteHouse

I was always rooting for June Cleaver. Ward was always hard on the Beaver.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 04:55 PM (/KiIU)

152 Berkley, CA Madison, WI do they count?



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 04:54 PM (HVff2)

Way to make me ambivalent.....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 26, 2014 04:56 PM (AC0lD)

153

Pre-Friday WH dump...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2014 04:56 PM (IXrOn)

154 white shadow

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 26, 2014 04:56 PM (u8GsB)

155 There's that "flouncy" word again.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 26, 2014 04:56 PM (8MjqI)

156 I love baseball, especially the White Sox. My favorite player?

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 26, 2014 04:56 PM (G8ga7)

157 What's the point? Either show your tits or stop pretending like you're some "brave" feminist.


A polite way of saying "Tits or GTFO!!!"


Posted by: EC at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (doBIb)

158 So Dems are once again caught red handed in voter fraud:

They have a stable of friendly judges who handle that legal objection stuff for them.

Posted by: --- at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (MMC8r)

159 Hm, that makes no sense. Neither Joan nor Peggy had an abortion.


Meanwhile, I think I really dig pissed off at the government Ace.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (GrtrJ)

160 Way to make me ambivalent.....


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 26, 2014 04:56 PM (AC0lD)

Yeah, I've heard that before

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (HVff2)

161 -Beware, that's a low bar: Baraka likes NFL, NBA, NAA football, NCAA basketball, MLB . . . he wants to be in touch with "folks."
Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2014 04:55 PM (Y6xQZ)


Yep, he's ruining every sport, reducing ESPN viewers, etc..

He's on big wrecking ball.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (IXrOn)

162 I know Lizzy, its pure banality all tarted up with catch phrases to bilk the credulous progressive feminist zombies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (Co8K4)

163 Just got back. Was wondering who Baron Von Meow was. Nice pic of him too.

Posted by: Soona at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (bLcay)

164
World Cup schedule affecting some foreign policy moves.

Can't he just yell RETREAT! during one of the commercials?

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (wAQA5)

165 "white shadow"

Casper the Friendly Ghost

Posted by: the other side of virtual reality at June 26, 2014 04:58 PM (gmrH5)

166

The White House
@WhiteHouse

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team. Cuz I'm goin golfin, bitchez!

4:11PM - 26 Jun 2014

Posted by: SCOAMF at June 26, 2014 04:58 PM (QPMGE)

167 @GSnuffleophogus

POTUS tells me that latest episode of view is effecting some foreign policy moves.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 04:58 PM (/KiIU)

168 Just got back. Was wondering who Baron Von Meow was. Nice pic of him too.
Posted by: Soona at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (bLcay)


I think Baron von Meow debuted on RedEye.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 26, 2014 04:58 PM (IXrOn)

169 And Putin is, again, playing with his "World Leaders" action figures.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 26, 2014 04:59 PM (8MjqI)

170 George McFly can't hear you over the sound of how awesome Huey Lewis and the News sound in his Sony Walkman.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2014 04:59 PM (3wLHY)

171 Do the Soviets have a good kickball team?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (pTJg0)

172 >>Hm, that makes no sense. Neither Joan nor Peggy had an abortion.

Peggy had an abortion - a child from an affair w/a married man. Since then she has remained single (with a few lame boyfriends), focused on her career, and getting on in age feels the void terribly.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (L0N7Z)

173 World Cup schedule affecting some foreign policy moves.

Can't he just yell RETREAT! during one of the commercials?


Maybe. If he was french.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (2mgCc)

174 I though Obie did his head tilting passive aggressive thing about concussions in the NFL

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (LZv9Z)

175 What women were feminist designers Robyn and Michelle cavorting with who had pink aureoles with pieces of pink bubble gum stuck on as nipples?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (lLdbc)

176 Shovel Knight is trending on Twitter right now so I guess this means we'll get another pivot to Shovel Ready Jobs!

Posted by: Arcadehero at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (27BfC)

177 @White House Hi you've reached the POTUS. I can't come to the phone right now. I am currently golfing or sucking some contributor. Please leave a name and a number and Aw, who am I kidding I could give a fuck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (/KiIU)

178 Impeachment?

Is there such a thing as im-pineapplement?

Posted by: S. Muldoon


I knew it, fruits everywhere!

Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2014 05:01 PM (DL2i+)

179 It's past time post like this had a graphic comparable to the Flaming Skull. I'm thinking Barky with the red nose and a rainbow wig that's ablaze. I'll make one, but I know I'm not the best talent here for this stuff.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at June 26, 2014 05:01 PM (yn6XZ)

180 ..I know Lizzy, its pure banality all tarted up with catch phrases to bilk the credulous progressive feminist zombies

Well said!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2014 05:01 PM (L0N7Z)

181 Iowahawk's term for soccer - Euroweenie Kickyball
I actually like soccer but that's funny. Posted by: JB1000 at June 26, 2014 04:48 PM (16OL0)

Soccer? I don't even know 'er!

Posted by: Old joke is old at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (yRwC8)

182 If one soccer tournament is affecting his foreign policy moves, what have his 176 rounds of golf affected?

Posted by: Dang at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (MNq6o)

183 hey @GStephanopoulos , when you're done "humanizing" obama gobbling obama's knob for the 400th time, think you trouble him about the world blowing up?

fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (dEiNS)

184 What's the point? Either show your tits or stop pretending like you're some "brave" feminist.

I imagine they get some thrill out of people doing a double-take and others being offended (like, say, a parent who thinks this is inappropriate Saturday at the city park attire).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2014 04:55 PM (L0N7Z)

If you ever have the misfortune to witness the San Francisco Naked Bike ride, you'll rethink that suggestion.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (x3YFz)

185 You know the US Soccer team advancing is really the story of Obama.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (/KiIU)

186
I am always rooting for Peggy and Joan to show me their bewbs.

#I'm4Women

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (JE/wX)

187 But somebody should do a photoshop with the Obama "coming out of the waves" picture while he's wearing a ta ta bra with the slogan, "Peggy and Joan. I'm always rooting for them.".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (lLdbc)

188 What women were feminist designers Robyn and
Michelle cavorting with who had pink aureoles with pieces of pink
bubble gum stuck on as nipples?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (lLdbc)

It used to be a "thing" in certain establishments on Bourbon Street. At least, so a friend told me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (8Fl6F)

189 It's past time post like this had a graphic comparable to the Flaming Skull.



Barbed wire wrapped pineapple.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (2mgCc)

190 Impeachment?

Is there such a thing as im-pineapplement?

Posted by: S. Muldoon

I knew it, fruits everywhere!

Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2014 05:01 PM (DL2i+)

Impunchment.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:03 PM (x3YFz)

191 And Putin is, again, playing with his "World Leaders" action figures.


Posted by: bergerbilder

The Obama one is collectable since it's the only inaction figure.

Posted by: Dang at June 26, 2014 05:03 PM (MNq6o)

192 Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (/KiIU)

Are you going to the $32,000 a plate dinner in the Cities tonight? That better be some damn fine wagu chicken.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:04 PM (HVff2)

193 @moochelle
Gardening my arugula in the ta-ta bra!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:04 PM (/KiIU)

194

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We're gonna do it!

Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin' it our way.

Nothin's gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin' it our way.

Posted by: toby928(C) at June 26, 2014 05:04 PM (QupBk)

195 190 Impunchment.
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:03 PM (x3YFz)

Cvnt-punchment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:04 PM (CMkNk)

196 I am the only sane one in Hooterville.

Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas at June 26, 2014 05:04 PM (xWXYN)

197 I am always rooting for Peggy and Joan to show me their bewbs.

#I'm4Women

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (JE/wX)

Careful what you ask for. I'm thinking Joan needs 30lbs of ballast on her back to hold those up. If left to gravity they'd look like 5th and 6th limbs.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:04 PM (x3YFz)

198 George looks positively smitten in his pink shirt, gazing into Barry's sweaty face.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2014 05:05 PM (wAQA5)

199
The basketball playing POTUS is a terrific example. I played and coached in my youth, took one look at BO with the rock and what he did with it, dribbling, shooting etcand came to a quick conclusion. The way to shut him down is to take away his left hand and might him move to his right. He can't do it in hoop and he can't do it in politics either.
It would turn him into a perpetual foul caller. Funny how his hoop and politics are similar isn't it?

Posted by: booter at June 26, 2014 05:05 PM (XZCy1)

200 @moochelle
Gardening my arugula in the ta-ta bra!


Annnnnd there goes my dinner appetite.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:05 PM (2mgCc)

201 The Obama one is collectable since it's the only inaction figure.


The only G8 action figure that doesn't come with the Kung-fu grip.


Posted by: EC at June 26, 2014 05:05 PM (doBIb)

202 >>If you ever have the misfortune to witness the San Francisco Naked Bike ride, you'll rethink that suggestion.

Heh. I've seen Zombie's pictures. Yikes!

Years ago while visiting a friend in Berkley I caught a parade of topless women marching down Telegraph Ave (?) demanding the right to be topless in public.
First, they were not sexy (a lot of womyn who should remain dressed). Second, they were totally ignored by the crowd. Must have ben frustrating to not shock!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2014 05:06 PM (L0N7Z)

203 185
You know the US Soccer team advancing is really the story of Obama.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:02 PM (/KiIU)

Yeah, I lose, but I still keep moving on.
They don't call me the "Magical Negro" for nothing.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at June 26, 2014 05:06 PM (0FSuD)

204 The White House
@WhiteHouse

Knight Rider Dreams Of My Father, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.

Michael Knight Barack Obama, a young loner community organizer on a crusade to champion the cause of
the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who
operate above the law
the Democrat Party.

4:11PM - 26 Jun 2014

Posted by: SCOAMF at June 26, 2014 05:06 PM (QPMGE)

205 palate cleanser: Taylor Cole.

Few women have the stun/mez effect on me but every time I see her eyes and that smile I drool uncontrollably.

http://www.stylebistro.com/Taylor+Cole/lookbooks

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:06 PM (x3YFz)

206 Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:00 PM (/KiIU)

Are you going to the $32,000 a plate dinner in the Cities tonight? That better be some damn fine wagu chicken.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:04 PM
.......................I would but it's a long drive and I have some major dental work I was looking forward to. Did you see the pics of the drones waiting in line to see the SCOAMF? Yep, every MN metrosexual and grey haired moonbat was in line. The only part I got a laugh out of was that these same idiots were bitching about all the street closures.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (/KiIU)

207 Hey AlextheChick, I think this has fail written all over it. Paris Hilton trying to be a Lady Gaga BDSM clone.

Isn't her fifteen minutes up yet?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (XUKZU)

208 Dem ta-ta bras be rayciss, yo!

Posted by: Rachel Jenteal at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (8Fl6F)

209

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Obama Family.

Posted by: Lurch at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (xWXYN)

210 That ta-ta bra would look cool on Moochie.



I have had any white since my NYC days.

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (0FSuD)

211 I'm a caricature of myself, by gawd.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (Dwehj)

212 @moochelle
Gardening my arugula in the ta-ta bra!



Some of us are trying to eat.

Posted by: Kahless at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (y2dpS)

213 159
Hm, that makes no sense. Neither Joan nor Peggy had an abortion.
Meanwhile, I think I really dig pissed off at the government Ace.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 26, 2014 04:57 PM (GrtrJ)

Joan had an abortion, which we learned in a seen where she visited her lady doctor. Then she got engaged to an abusive guy who raped her, then joined the army, and in Hurt Locker mode enjoyed war more than being with her and "their" son. (Who was really the son of one of her bosses she was in love with.) Then he dies. THEN, she finally made partner by sleeping with a skeezy client who they desperately needed to please...and she pleased him. PPL love Joan but man has Matthew Weiner done a number on her character.

I know ppl act like MM is the greatest show of all time, but if you break down the actual plots is really just a soap with very good set dressing and costumes, and better acting/writing.

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2014 05:08 PM (yRwC8)

214 Lizzy that is all they have left is "shock + yuck!" in Western First World nations. So they end up going for more frivolous and inane 'reasons' to protest. Because that is all they are good at is complaining. They never do anything, they are ticks complaining their dog has O blood and should have AB-.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 05:08 PM (Co8K4)

215 The Preezy reminds me of Michael Scott from The Office...you know, when Darryl was teaching him "black man slang."

"Fleece it out." "Dinka flicka." "Bippity boppity gimme the zoppity."

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 26, 2014 05:09 PM (GrtrJ)

216 Bet you never imagined I'd be this bad, huh?

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 26, 2014 05:09 PM (Dwehj)

217 Laverne and Shirley could kick Barry's ass.

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2014 05:10 PM (JBggj)

218 Every morning I tell Mrs. T: Enjoy today. Tomorrow will be much worse.

Great world we live in, huh?

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:10 PM (x3YFz)

219
Now Barry adores, the prez-dential jet,
Eating wagu beef with the Wintour set- - -


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM (CMkNk)

220 Laverne and Shirley could kick Barry's ass.


Aunt Bea could.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM (2mgCc)

221 Barky should text his concern for Joan and Peggy to Maliki and Putin. Then maybe they would take him seriously.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM (XUKZU)

222 202 >>If you ever have the misfortune to witness the San Francisco Naked Bike ride, you'll rethink that suggestion.

Heh. I've seen Zombie's pictures. Yikes!

Years ago while visiting a friend in Berkley I caught a parade of topless women marching down Telegraph Ave (?) demanding the right to be topless in public.
First, they were not sexy (a lot of womyn who should remain dressed). Second, they were totally ignored by the crowd. Must have ben frustrating to not shock!
Posted by: Lizzy


You are of course talking about the

Breats Not Bombs march

which I immortalized here:

http://www.zombietime.com/breasts_not_bombs/

Bearded topless transgender chick-dudes!

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM (mizYg)

223 You mean we elected a tanned President Squiggman?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM (Co8K4)

224 Aunt Bea could.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM (2mgCc)

it's Ant Bee, and no need to bring my ex wife into this!

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:12 PM (x3YFz)

225 @SCOAMF
Rooting for Jan to get the promotion at the ice cream parlor.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:12 PM (/KiIU)

226 Bet you never imagined I'd be this bad, huh?
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 26, 2014 05:09 PM (Dwehj)

******

No, most of us knew you would be this bad.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 26, 2014 05:12 PM (ojnk6)

227 Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (/KiIU)

No doubt they want their cake and eat it too......I was hoping the rain would return today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:12 PM (HVff2)

228 220 Laverne and Shirley could kick Barry's ass.


Aunt Bea could.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM (2mgCc)


Arnold Stang, with one arm tied behind his back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:12 PM (CMkNk)

229 "Fleece it out." "Dinka flicka." "Bippity boppity gimme the zoppity."
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 26, 2014 05:09 PM



What she said.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (knoK7)

230 Barbed wire wrapped pineapple


FTW

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (yn6XZ)

231 Are there any Obama supporters anywhere who are willing to admit that they are now embarrassed by Obama?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (lLdbc)

232 People joke about the "Dear Leader" here but its a real phenomenon. Kings long enjoyed this effect, with people despising what their lot was and hating what was done to them but always loving the king. It can't be his fault, he's the king, its his ministers, his corrupt helpers, evil bureaucrats taking advantage of his good and trusting nature! Obama is trying to rehabilitate his image, and it probably works with the dimmer sycophants.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (zfY+H)

233 You mean we elected a tanned President Squiggman?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM
.................................Yep!.....Give us any chance we'll take it, give us any rule will break it................I need an ice cold Schotz.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (/KiIU)

234 231 Are there any Obama supporters anywhere who are willing to admit that they are now embarrassed by Obama?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (lLdbc)


Long Answer = no.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (CMkNk)

235 Zombie you should be thankful I lost track of the link to a picture of an obese woman holding the reins to two men hitched in tandem as ponyboys.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (Co8K4)

236 Now Barry adores, the prez-dential jet,

Eating wagu beef with the Wintour set- - -







Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM
======
To the theme of the "Patty Duke Show"?

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (JBggj)

237 Well, entertainment and sports are the only 'safe' subjects I can ask him about.

Everything else is a mine field! ...Duh.

Posted by: Georgie Snufalupagus at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (j5T1q)

238 Your ex wife was a sweet stocky woman who knew how to cook?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:14 PM (lLdbc)

239 215

Dinka flicka

That

Posted by: loneduck at June 26, 2014 05:14 PM (fMnxP)

240 224 Aunt Bea could.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:11 PM (2mgCc)

it's Ant Bee, and no need to bring my ex wife into this!

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:12

Oh Christ, here we go again.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:14 PM (HVff2)

241 Shit...

Posted by: loneduck at June 26, 2014 05:14 PM (fMnxP)

242 236 To the theme of the "Patty Duke Show"?
Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (JBggj)

Ding! Ding! Give that man a kewpie doll!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (CMkNk)

243 Alice from the Brady Bunch would kick Obama's ass.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (88xKn)

244 "Well kiss my grits!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (Co8K4)

245 Check the tweet backs? or what ever you call them.

The WH is absolutely oblivious.

The don't give A fcuk.

Posted by: Golfman in OIB at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (xJvb5)

246 in tandem as ponyboys.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (Co8K4)

I think a lot of us are happy you couldn't find that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (HVff2)

247 MacArthur's Park makes me cry.

Posted by: Barky Bananas at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (XUKZU)

248 Now, if it's Aunt Bea Arthur, then we're back to where we started.

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (JBggj)

249 Oh Christ, here we go again.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:14 PM (HVff2)

so you met her too!?

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:16 PM (x3YFz)

250
248 Now, if it's Aunt Bea Arthur, then we're back to where we started.


Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (JBggj

She who had different tittie sizes?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:16 PM (HVff2)

251 Eric Bolling on The Five is talking about this, right now.

And...Dana PeRino is defending Barky.

Posted by: wheatie at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (j5T1q)

252 247 MacArthur's Park makes me cry.
Posted by: Barky Bananas at June 26, 2014 05:15 PM (XUKZU)


Only the Richard Harris version.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

253 so you met her too!?

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:16

No, but she and my ex belonged to the same club.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (HVff2)

254 251 Eric Bolling on The Five is talking about this, right now.

And...Dana PeRino is defending Barky.
Posted by: wheatie at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (j5T1q)

Dear Lord, Dana Perianum is turning into an annoying bint.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

255 By saying the little Greek boy is "humanizing" TFG, I assume you can only be referring to a sloppy, drooly, all-the-way-down, gagging, full eye contact face fuck of BJ.

Accurate?

Posted by: Jaws at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (eKZp1)

256 Your ex wife was a sweet stocky woman who knew how to cook?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:14 PM (lLdbc)

stick with "stocky." 1/3 ain't bad.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (x3YFz)

257 >>Alice from the Brady Bunch would kick Obama's ass.
Posted by: dantesed

And she is dead.

Posted by: Aviator at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (3rrMW)

258 Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:07 PM (/KiIU)

No doubt they want their cake and eat it too......I was hoping the rain would return today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:12 PM
........Yea is it wrong of me to wish a huge cloud over Minnehopeless?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:18 PM (/KiIU)

259 "Jon Snow, tear down that wall."

Ok, that comment by NeonTaster that Ace retweeted is fab. I will add: Wildlings are just a metaphor for the illegals! Give them Amnesty John Snow, let them through the wall! Love it.

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2014 05:18 PM (yRwC8)

260 Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:17

Hey, hey, hey.....you never said anything about her not being a her. She sounds hideous.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:19 PM (HVff2)

261 it's Ant Bee, and no need to bring my ex wife into this!

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:12

Oh Christ, here we go again.........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Nope. No argument. He's correct.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:19 PM (2mgCc)

262
No, but she and my ex belonged to the same club.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (HVff2)

she was hot, back in the day (NOT so much now... wow!).

But I do the "ant bee" as kind of a "Fire Ant Africanized Honey Bee" sort of thing.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:19 PM (x3YFz)

263 So... lonely...

Posted by: new podcast post at June 26, 2014 05:19 PM (QPMGE)

264 By saying the little Greek boy is "humanizing" TFG, I assume you can
only be referring to a sloppy, drooly, all-the-way-down, gagging, full
eye contact face fuck of BJ.



Accurate?

***

How dare you! Steffy is totes an objective journalist, and not at all a Democrat flack!

Posted by: cool arrow at June 26, 2014 05:20 PM (7XKHI)

265 Yea is it wrong of me to wish a huge cloud over Minnehopeless?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2014 05:18 PM (/KiIU)

Giggles, I like that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:20 PM (HVff2)

266 As the Chinese curse goes, we live in interesting times.

Posted by: eureka! at June 26, 2014 05:20 PM (reSZF)

267
Barry Obama had a communist momma,
She suckled him on Mao's red book,
Frank Marshall Davis was right beside her,
Amerikkka just had to be took.

And then there's Maude!!

(Sorry, ran out of ideas)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:20 PM (CMkNk)

268 MH, I am glad I lost that link also.

She was sitting in this carriage. The guys were chubby. Hitched like horses. Even had blinders on. One even had a phony tail hanging off his rear. But neither were wearing hoof-boots though.

I suffered a Jon Carey searing moment obviously with that photo... *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 05:20 PM (Co8K4)

269 Eric Bolling on The Five is talking about this, right now.
And...Dana PeRino is defending Barky. Posted by: wheatie at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (j5T1q)

I am disappoint. Maybe she is angling for her own one one one interview with President Tivo?

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2014 05:21 PM (yRwC8)

270 Hey, hey, hey.....you never said anything about her not being a her. She sounds hideous.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:19 PM (HVff2)

Every one of you guys has met, in your travels "that girl you avoid at all costs"

I married it.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:21 PM (x3YFz)

271 PR is idiocracy's principal currency.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:22 PM (bEQaP)

272 I have never seen "Mad Men" Could somebody tell me the analogy Obama is trying to make here? Why would they remind him of his grandmother-simply because they'd be about the same age?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:22 PM (lLdbc)

273 I married it.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:21 PM (x3YFz

I did too......

But I made it up for it in marriage #2, 30 years on Monday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:22 PM (HVff2)

274 If Obama were a Pokemon, he'd be a Pokemon who was very good at PR.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:22 PM (bEQaP)

275 Every one of you guys has met, in your travels "that girl you avoid at all costs"

I married it.


And THAT'S when the fight started.......

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:23 PM (2mgCc)

276 254...Dear Lord, Dana Perianum is turning into an annoying bint.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

-------

Yep. She really is.

Posted by: wheatie at June 26, 2014 05:23 PM (j5T1q)

277 Happy anniversary!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:23 PM (lLdbc)

278 Like "butt chugging?" Obama is totally in favor of that. Dislike "butt chugging?" So does Obama.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:24 PM (bEQaP)

279 Bet you never imagined I'd be this bad, huh?


Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 26, 2014 05:09 PM (Dwehj)


Well, Taiwan is still a free state, so, so far, you've exceeded my expectations.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 26, 2014 05:25 PM (8MjqI)

280 Zombie you should be thankful I lost track of the link to a picture of an obese woman holding the reins to two men hitched in tandem as ponyboys.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2014 05:13 PM (Co8K4)


----------------------------------------


I think all of us are thankful for that, except for maybe maddog.

Posted by: Soona at June 26, 2014 05:26 PM (bLcay)

281 And in a kyrocratic idiocracy, people will always vote for people Just Like Them. Which is Obama.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:26 PM (bEQaP)

282 Nood podcast up!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2014 05:26 PM (2mgCc)

283 And then it will be Grandma Hillary. Etc.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:27 PM (bEQaP)

284 Dear Lord, Dana Perianum is turning into an annoying bint. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2014 05:17 PM (CMkNk) -------

Yep. She really is.
Posted by: wheatie at June 26, 2014 05:23 PM (j5T1q)


------------------------------------


As I've said before, these next two elections are going to unmask a lot of these people.

Posted by: Soona at June 26, 2014 05:28 PM (bLcay)

285 Idiocratic politics is retarded.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:29 PM (bEQaP)

286 But I made it up for it in marriage #2, 30 years on Monday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 26, 2014 05:22 PM (HVff2)

Gratz! very nice! whaddidya get her? Attachment to the ring? vacation?

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at June 26, 2014 05:31 PM (x3YFz)

287 And in an idiocracy, people who embrace imbecility have a distinct advantage.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:32 PM (bEQaP)

288 Time for a new game: Obama Quote or Line From The Naked Gun? "That's tempting, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get my rest this evening, tomorrow being Arbor Day and all."

Posted by: gewa76 at June 26, 2014 05:33 PM (k8m83)

289 White
Aspirational
Secular
Progressives

Posted by: JDubya at June 26, 2014 05:34 PM (rs1XT)

290 And that's always the Democrats because they practice not only "natural retardation," but also Scientific retardation. Carefully poll-tested retardation.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:34 PM (bEQaP)

291 272 I have never seen "Mad Men" Could somebody tell me the analogy Obama is trying to make here? Why would they remind him of his grandmother-simply because they'd be about the same age?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2014 05:22 PM (lLdbc)

__________

Joan is also a single mother. So is Peggy, sort of.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at June 26, 2014 05:37 PM (0LHZx)

292 So, Obama's a natural. But he also has dedicated imbecility experts at his disposal.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:37 PM (bEQaP)

293 #EqualGay.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:38 PM (bEQaP)

294 That pretty much sums idiocracy up. #EqualGay.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:38 PM (bEQaP)

295 Imbecilic "issues" which imbeciles find interesting.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:39 PM (bEQaP)

296 And countering that is very difficult. Because people enjoy being stupid.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 26, 2014 05:43 PM (bEQaP)

297 33
Next thing you know, Obama will start stepping out in a zoot suit in a desperate attempt to look cool.

Posted by: zombie at June 26, 2014 04:33 PM (mizYg)


You mean the mom jeans didn't do it for you?

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 26, 2014 05:50 PM (jPT60)

298 Obama watches Mad Men to check on Joan's career. Most men watch it to check out her sweater puppies

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/482280511767724032

Posted by: kbdabear at June 26, 2014 05:54 PM (aTXUx)

299 Thanks for posting this Ace. You sum up this crazy zeitgeist better than anyone I've heard. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 26, 2014 05:56 PM (gcIWf)

300 He's Maureen Dowd with a flouncier jump-shot and a slightly looser anus.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 26, 2014 06:00 PM (TM1p8)

301 Peggy and Joan are typical white women?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 26, 2014 06:07 PM (29vnO)

302 The little cajun mouse lover electrocuted in Green Mile was a better man than ubama.

Posted by: Erowmero at June 26, 2014 06:12 PM (go5uR)

303 .. but first, you will "humanize" me...

Posted by: Mel Gibson's out-take at June 26, 2014 06:23 PM (SH6PG)

304
That photo of JugEars and Snuffalufagus pisses me off even more than normal for photos of the JEF.

It's on board Air Force One.

Snuffy is wearing a faggy pink/lavender shirt.

Both of them are deliberately dressed down; no tie, tie pulled down, no coat, sleeves rolled up.

Both are wearing microphones, so this is an on-screen TV interview.

Taken together, these things say:

Fuck You, America
XOXOXOXO
George and Barry

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2014 06:27 PM (TIIx5)

305 So the asshole watches TV. *yawn*

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 26, 2014 06:29 PM (778K1)

306 It's long past time we went Gulliver on the these Lilliputian f**kers!

Posted by: Meriadoc at June 26, 2014 08:24 PM (0lkD2)

307 78
Nearly everything Choom does is impeachable yet somehow, he's still in office.

*
*
As somebody posted here the other day, it's because of that Racism Shield (tm).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 27, 2014 11:37 AM (PFlOK)

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