After City Council Proposes Some Level of Indemnification for Liability in Sexual Harassment Suits, Bob Filner Agrees to Resign

In the end, it was mostly about money.

But San Diego has decided they'd rather pay lots of money to Filner's victims than put up with the stench in the mayor's office any longer.

Oh, and two things: First, Victim 18 came forward. Second, he's now being investigated for old-school corruption, too.

A voice message left at a city office appears to suggest a direct link between a $100,000 payment to the city and approval of changes to a Kearny Mesa project.
Mayor Bob Filner vetoed changes to the Sunroad Centrum Partners mixed-use project on May 16, then withdrew his veto the next month.
“I’d like the the council member to know that we have reached an agreement with the mayor’s office,” says the June 7 message to Councilman Kevin Faulconer from a man identifying himself as Sunroad Centrum Partners executive Tom Story. “We have paid him the money that was requested and I was told that the mayor would support the (veto) override.”

Now back to the resignation news:

Under investigation for alleged “pay to play” schemes with developers, Filner disappeared from public view for three weeks and surfaced Monday in time for a mediation session with city officials.
Over three days of negotiations in the downtown San Diego high-rise located just blocks from City Hall, officials reached a deal.

A couple of days ago various union stooges and Democratic hacks and apparatchiks staged what might have been the saddest rally in the world in support of Filner. I wouldn't usually link Buzzfeed, but the rally is so sad and lame and weird that it's worth a watch. (Short video, too.)

Their rallying cry was "due process." But they didn't cry it. They sort of mumbled it in embarrassment.

One speaker seemed to be chagrined that she had not received "sloppy kisses" from Filner.

All in all, it was another banner day for the Party of Shamelessness.

More: Filner Seen Moving Boxes Into SUV: Awesomesauce.

Video at the link. Yup, Chester the Molester is packin' up and headin' out.

Posted by: Ace at 12:44 PM

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1 Filner? Never heard of him.... You're obedient press...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 22, 2013 12:46 PM (9+ccr)

2 Have the newspapers started identifying Filner as a Democrat yet?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2013 12:47 PM (f9c2L)

3 Filner announced that he will resign his position as mayor to pursue other career goals and hot middle-aged women, but mostly hot middle-aged women.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2013 12:47 PM (8ZskC)

4 One pervert down. How many to go?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 22, 2013 12:47 PM (YEelc)

5 What % of votes did Filner get and who did he beat?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 22, 2013 12:47 PM (R8hU8)

6 Touching Story

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (KqUQh)

7 Well, I guess we know who will be the next political analist at MSNBC.

Posted by: maddogg at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (xWW96)

8 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (/PCJa)

9 Wow--ghee--thanks for making me look at that.

I SEE Zombies.

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (r2PLg)

10 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (/PCJa)

11 stick the taxpayers with the bill and bail Filner out. that's fucked up.

Posted by: X at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (KHo8t)

12 In fairness to the MFM, I did see Colbert do a segment on Filner. Of course, not one mention of party affiliation.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (D5hxK)

13 I'm shocked,shocked, that a Dem politician may be guilty of coruption along with being a pervert.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (9XBK2)

14
But at least the GOP seized on this Huge Democrat Sex Scandal and extracted from it every ounce of political value..

Posted by: soothsayer at August 22, 2013 12:48 PM (Cf0fu)

15 When will he don a wig and make San Diego pay for his chopitoffomy?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 12:49 PM (hXDld)

16 Filner played this all wrong. He should have come out as gay and said his behavior with women was just a cover for his real desire for men.

The Dems woulda made the guy a national hero.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2013 12:49 PM (f9c2L)

17 Under investigation for alleged “pay to play” schemes with developers

Not "play to get paid"?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 12:49 PM (/kI1Q)

18 What % of votes did Filner get and who did he beat?

Enough, and why does it matter?

Posted by: Democrat Election Machine, with boxes of 'found' ballots at August 22, 2013 12:49 PM (/PCJa)

19 Filthy Filner's new theme song, "Hit the road Jack."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 12:49 PM (xDfWx)

20 The Dem War on Teh Wimmens loses a general.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 22, 2013 12:50 PM (8ZskC)

21 And now, Pelosi, Feinstein et al. will pat themselves on the back for outing this perv.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 22, 2013 12:50 PM (Hx5uv)

22 Did that chick inhale helium before her speech??

jeebus.

Then the announcer, new guy--whatever--the way he says--

"then they started singing--"we shall overcome"--

and you can tell he is fighting his own eyeballs from rolling back as he says it.

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 12:50 PM (r2PLg)

23 Ummm, isn't this what penn state was doing for the child rapist?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 12:50 PM (hXDld)

24 19 Filthy Filner's new theme song, "Hit the road Jack."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 12:49 PM (xDfWx)

Did it used to be 'When I Think About You I Touch Myself"?

Posted by: model_1066 at August 22, 2013 12:51 PM (QMWjL)

25
Filthy Filner's new theme song, "Hit the road Jack."

-----

"Tell me no lies and keep your hands to your self......."

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2013 12:51 PM (nELVU)

26
What is with Democratic mayors and pay to play schemes? Do they all go to Chicago and get training or what?
From what I understand the Castro bros may have a problem with this too.

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 22, 2013 12:51 PM (t06LC)

27
Here that swirling sound?

That's this scandal going down the drain to meet the Benghazi, IRS, and Boston Marathon scandals.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 22, 2013 12:51 PM (Cf0fu)

28 [Shrugs] A cog in the leftist machine broke, so now they will replace it and the machine will continue grinding us.

Posted by: joncelli at August 22, 2013 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

29 PRO TIP: If you're gonna grope 'em, kill 'em.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 22, 2013 12:51 PM (8ZskC)

30 But the San Diego City Council has decided they'd rather pay lots of other people's money to Filner's victims than put up with the stench in the mayor's office any longer.

Not that I think they made the wrong choice here, but I thought we should be clear about what actually happened.

And why isn't Filner *directly* liable?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 12:51 PM (/PCJa)

31
I am so disappointed, Ace. You didn't have to accept my suggestion for the headline, but surely you could have done SOMETHING other than state the facts?

We've been waiting weeks for the Filner story to climax.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 12:52 PM (TOk1P)

32 What % of votes did Filner get and who did he beat?

He beat Carl DeMaio (heavily anti-government union) around 52% to 48% depending on where the stats come from.

This looks like the last poll before the election:

The poll shows the candidates tied among men voters at 46 percent each. But Filner is leading among women with 51 percent compared to DeMaio's 43 percent.

DeMaio has strong support among older voters and younger voters seem more likely to vote for Filner. In addition, DeMaio leads among white voters and Filner has an advantage among minority voters.

As I said in the last thread, being hands-on works.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 22, 2013 12:52 PM (QF8uk)

33

One good thing about the exit of Filner form office: the investigative focus shifts to his friends and enablers ...

... what did all those big ol' Democrats know, and why did they enable it ~~for so long~~ at all ... War on Women, and stuff.

Enquiring Minds Want To Know.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 22, 2013 12:52 PM (FlRtG)

34
Next squirrel:

The FIRST Woman Fed Chairman!!

Posted by: soothsayer at August 22, 2013 12:53 PM (Cf0fu)

35 Knowing Filner, he will try to grab one on the way out the door.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 12:53 PM (GQ8sn)

36

Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on meeeeeeee.

Posted by: Bon Jovi at August 22, 2013 12:53 PM (nELVU)

37 In the end, it was mostly about money.

it's always about the money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 12:53 PM (9Xc5j)

38 Filthy Filner's new theme song, "Hit the road Jack."

"Gimmie three steps"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 12:53 PM (b1/nQ)

39 Model_1066, no wonder the lead singer died... the sheer shame of Filner using that song...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 12:53 PM (xDfWx)

40
Filner announces resignation, plans to spend more time with YOUR family.

Especially your grandmother.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

41 Enquiring Minds Want To ~~Know~~ forget.

And the sooner, the better.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Objectivity at August 22, 2013 12:54 PM (8ZskC)

42 34 For now.She may changer her mind later.

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2013 12:54 PM (9XBK2)

43 ace, whatever part you played in getting this out there, and shaming the media, thank you. I appreciate that you hounded people and used your platform to get momentum going on ousting Filner, serial woman abuser.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2013 12:54 PM (4QSOR)

44 What is with Democratic mayors and pay to play schemes? Do they all go to Chicago and get training or what?
From what I understand the Castro bros may have a problem with this too.

Posted by: Jollyroger
..........
If they came to Chicago for training, they wouldn't get caught!

The underlings always take the fall when it is done right - never the mayor.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2013 12:55 PM (f9c2L)

45 Filner wanted to use "Beat it" but could never hit the high notes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 12:55 PM (xDfWx)

46 You stay claspy, San Diego.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 12:55 PM (TOk1P)

47 NASDAQ trading suspended due to technology issue.

Posted by: joncelli at August 22, 2013 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

48 Have the newspapers started identifying Filner as a Democrat yet?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2013 12:47 PM (f9c2L)

It's funny you say that. I've been watching TV here at the office or over drinks, both places where the sound is off. Always, when mentioning Filthy, it's either "San Diego Mayor" or "Filner." Inprint, I have yet to see any AP report identify him as a Democrat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 12:55 PM (zF6Iw)

49
Filner led 51.5 percent to 48.5 percent over DeMaio
DeMaio is gay and San Diego chose Filthy Filner

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 22, 2013 12:55 PM (R8hU8)

50 Joncelli, time to re-read Debt of Honor perhaps?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 12:55 PM (xDfWx)

51 I dunno I might be "mixed up" from the last thread but I think Filner's Theme Music should be Lady Gaga's Love Game.

"Love Game"

[x2]
Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss you babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid
Guess he wants to play,
Wants to play
A love game
A love game

[Pre-chorus:]
Hold me and love me
Just want to touch you for a minute
Maybe three seconds is enough for my heart to quit it
Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 12:55 PM (r2PLg)

52 And yet, they are winning. Let. It. Burn.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 22, 2013 12:56 PM (32Ze2)

53 NASDAQ trading suspended due to technology issue.

I'm sorry, that's just too funny.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 12:56 PM (/PCJa)

54
Oy, every time I see Filner's face, I think of Louis Litt from Suits. (Rick Hoffman)

The resemblance is creepy.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0389069/resumephotos?v=me707368856

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 12:56 PM (IXrOn)

55 Tea Party extremist Bob Filner...

--- The MSM

Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at August 22, 2013 12:56 PM (k/Mc/)

56 "Gimmie three steps"Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 12:53 PM (b1/nQ) ----"What's Your Name..... Little girl.... What's Your Name."

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2013 12:56 PM (nELVU)

57
51 I dunno I might be "mixed up" from the last thread but I think Filner's Theme Music should be Lady Gaga's Love Game.

Wouldn't that be more appropriate for Chelsea Manning?

Posted by: Jollyroger at August 22, 2013 12:57 PM (t06LC)

58 One pervert down. How many to go?

You'll never got meeeee, copper!!!

Posted by: Hairy Reid at August 22, 2013 12:57 PM (zF6Iw)

59 "Gimmie three steps"
"What's Your Name..... Little girl.... What's Your Name."

Hot Blooded.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 12:57 PM (/PCJa)

60 The fact that this does not warrant a Flaming Skull tells us that Commodus has entered the Arena.

Oh, and...
Local Story.

Posted by: comatus at August 22, 2013 12:58 PM (JNUY4)

61 ... political analist...

Well played, maddogg. Well played....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 22, 2013 12:58 PM (wtvvX)

62
Hey you! Why are you trying to hump my grandma?

Me? I'm not trying to humper, I'mtrying to Filner.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 12:58 PM (TOk1P)

63 I'm on a mission,
And it involves some heavy touchin' yeah.
You've indicated your interest,
I'm educated in sex, yes.
And now I want it bad,
Want it bad.
A love game,
A love game.

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus x2]

I can see you staring there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your

coc---Huh!

The story of us it always starts the same with a boy and a girl and a huh and a game!

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 12:58 PM (r2PLg)

64 Here's the song playing in my head when I think about this:

Don't stand so
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

It works on a couple of levels. First, no woman wants this ape near her. Second, Pelosi et all want to dis-entangle themselves politically from Filner as much as possible.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2013 12:58 PM (8ifMA)

65 Under investigation for alleged “pay to play” schemes with developers, Filner disappeared from public view for three weeks and surfaced Monday in time for a mediation session with city officials.

Who wants to bet that this is the real reason all the scandals were finally allowed to come forward.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 12:58 PM (LI48c)

66 You know, Filner and Bradley Manning would get along famously.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 12:59 PM (GQ8sn)

67 I added a link and quote about the Corruption investigation, which I should have included from the start.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2013 12:59 PM (/IWYB)

68 Filner engaged iin "pay to play." You donate to him, he grabs your tits.

Posted by: DangerGirl, getting angrier by the day at August 22, 2013 12:59 PM (k/Mc/)

69 53
NASDAQ trading suspended due to technology issue.

I'm sorry, that's just too funny.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 12:56 PM (/PCJa)

Yeah, irony abounds.

Posted by: joncelli at August 22, 2013 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

70 Love the, "si se puede" chant. Must be from a hispanic who, once legal, will jump at the chance to finally vote republican.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 22, 2013 12:59 PM (6H6o8)

71 ----"What's Your Name..... Little girl.... What's Your Name."

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap: "Girl. . .you'll be a woman, soon. Soon. . . you'll need a man."

Posted by: Hairy Reid at August 22, 2013 01:00 PM (zF6Iw)

72 Really, nobody there representing the Tax-fucking-payers in the negotiation. Someone should have stood up and said groping is not part of your duties. Remember all the Clintern bullshit of separation of private and public life? Well it should also apply to sexual harassment lawsuits.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at August 22, 2013 01:00 PM (9Bdcz)

73 omg--

Lady Gaga looks like the New Manning...

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 01:00 PM (r2PLg)

74 How old'ya say yer sister was?

Sister was.. sister was?

Posted by: Monkee Filner at August 22, 2013 01:01 PM (krHnX)

75 Dammit. Scrotum fondling sock off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:01 PM (zF6Iw)

76
You're leaving now
It's in your eyes
There's no disguising it
It really comes as no surprise

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at August 22, 2013 01:01 PM (3ZtZW)

77
Filner in trouble for trying to get his palms greased.

Builders and grandmothers object.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2013 01:02 PM (TOk1P)

78

Grandma got felt up bythe Mayor
Walking home fromMayors House Christmas Eve
You can say there no such thing as Hands On
But as for me and Grandma, we believe

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2013 01:02 PM (nELVU)

79 You know I like my girls a little bit older

I just wanna use your love tonight

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 01:02 PM (/kI1Q)

80
'Seventy' - Winger (1987)

'She's only Seven-ty'

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:02 PM (lF75h)

81 Maybe Filner should try to become mayor of San Francisco or Fulton Street. I think he would fit right in.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at August 22, 2013 01:02 PM (baL2B)

82 Or was this Filner's theme song?
http://youtu.be/LRt2jX1kaYo

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 01:02 PM (xDfWx)

83 18?! I'd say I'm shocked, but I'm not.

Posted by: no good deed at August 22, 2013 01:02 PM (WmLrU)

84 Must be from a hispanic who, once legal, will jump at the chance to finally vote republican.
Posted by: kathysaysso

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Glad you're finally seeing it our way!

Posted by: The RNC at August 22, 2013 01:02 PM (LSJmV)

85 Lady Gaga looks like the New Manning...Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 01:00 PM (r2PLg) ----heh..... I made the same comment last thread.***high five**

Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (nELVU)

86 'She's only Seven-ty'

"Daddy says she's too old, but she's young enough for me! SEVEN-TY!!!"

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (GQ8sn)

87 How dare you stomp a thread about ME, ace, you bitch!

Posted by: chelsea manning, totes at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (OsGDg)

88 Time to give Ms. Pelosi a ring and see if she wants to make twenty dollars the hard way, again

Posted by: Former Congressman and Mayor Bob Filner at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (Pr6hk)

89 Ahhhhhh, did everyone, ummmmm, get to see my puppy?

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (32Ze2)

90 **Yawn** Local news story....

Posted by: MSM at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (UrtRh)

91 Grandma got felt up bythe Mayor
Walking home fromMayors House Christmas Eve
You can say there no such thing as Hands On
But as for me and Grandma, we believe

Really needed all of these. Besides comedic relief, each new one burnes the prior earworm out.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 01:04 PM (b1/nQ)

92 I am glad that this perverted Republican Governor of San Diego will be going to jail....................

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 22, 2013 01:04 PM (3lMGK)

93 Apologies to navycopjoe for ruining the memory of his wife's appearance in 'Seventeen'.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:04 PM (GQ8sn)

94 89
Ahhhhhh, did everyone, ummmmm, get to see my puppy?

Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (32Ze2)

That's my line.

Posted by: Harry "Creepy ass cracker" Reid at August 22, 2013 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

95 **Yawn** Local news story....

And yet David Dewhurst calling the Allen (no relation) PD to find out how to get bail/bond paid from 200 miles away is a national scandal.

Go figure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 01:04 PM (/PCJa)

96 90 **Yawn** Local news story....
Posted by: MSM at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (UrtRh)

Yeah, just like the murder of the Aussie in OK. is.... Putrid media....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 22, 2013 01:04 PM (9+ccr)

97 I get to grab every ass within reach and get a $100,000 bonus?

SpongeBob is running for mayor.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at August 22, 2013 01:05 PM (epxV4)

98 If I said you had a beautiful body (for a 66 year old),
Would you hold it against me?

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 22, 2013 01:05 PM (LSJmV)

99
Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (GQ8sn)

That guy knows the words.

Posted by: Kip Wimger at August 22, 2013 01:05 PM (lF75h)

100 Wasn't the over/under set at 26?

And who in their right mind took the under? What's the cutoff?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 22, 2013 01:05 PM (+02SO)

101 Completely O/T: I just remembered a Muhammad Ali story:

Sometime in the '70s, Ali is on an airplane. Before takeoff, the stewardess comes by and asks the champ to put on his seatbelt. Ali responded, "Superman don't need no belt."

The stewardess said, "Superman don't need no plane, either."

We now return to the Ewok News Network.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:05 PM (zF6Iw)

102 Actually, I can't imagine a lot of money going to these women in settlements.

Some of his come-ons were pretty tame.. suggestive.. yes, a few tush pats and a few kiss attempts. Yeah he's a sleezeball.. but this shit is not worth hundreds of millions.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 22, 2013 01:05 PM (f9c2L)

103 You know, Filner and Bradley Manning would get along famously.

That dick had his chance with me but he wouldn't take it. Anti-Tranny; no fanny, my ass. A real Democrat would have been all over me!

Posted by: chelsea manning, totes at August 22, 2013 01:05 PM (OsGDg)

104
Damn, fucked up my Winger sock.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:06 PM (lF75h)

105 This Chelsea Manning has a nice ass. I am available for counciling if needed because of my expertise. I also have references to confirm my expertise.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 22, 2013 01:06 PM (HlUFk)

106 Trading Halted in Nasdaq Securities
Large Chunk of U.S. Stock Market Paralyzed by Technical Problem

http://tinyurl.com/mxlczal

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:06 PM (/b8+5)

107 Damn, fucked up my Winger sock.
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:06 PM (lF75h)

You should change your nic to 'Stuart'.

hehehehehe....

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:06 PM (GQ8sn)

108 85 Lady Gaga looks like the New Manning...Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 01:00 PM (r2PLg) ----heh..... I made the same comment last thread.***high five**
Posted by: fixerupper at August 22, 2013 01:03 PM (nELVU)

Damn dude--you are a pre-cog!

Posted by: tasker at August 22, 2013 01:08 PM (r2PLg)

109 The stewardess said, "Superman don't need no plane, either."

Nice!

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:08 PM (GQ8sn)

110
>>>Large Chunk of U.S. Stock Market Paralyzed by Technical Problem

Same thing happened to the Debt Clock

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at August 22, 2013 01:08 PM (3ZtZW)

111 Nice legs. What time do they open for business?

Posted by: mayor filner, party affiliation unknown at August 22, 2013 01:08 PM (OsGDg)

112 Heh MPPPP, guess the stewardess spoke jive?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 01:09 PM (xDfWx)

113 So does Filner get his old job at Gringott's back?

Posted by: B at August 22, 2013 01:09 PM (XyoGP)

114 Do you work for UPS because I can't help but notice you checking out the size of my package?

Posted by: mayor filner, party affiliation unknown at August 22, 2013 01:10 PM (OsGDg)

115 Yeah he's a sleezeball.. but this shit is not worth hundreds of millions.

Letting this become public knowledge is actually just a taxpayer-cash-for-the-connected scam?

You know, things are so fucked up I find that totally plausible. Especially since more women will come forward now that there's a cash reward.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 01:10 PM (/kI1Q)

116 Way to go Bob. Just like I taught ya. Grabbing some of the all-important legal protection on the way out. What a guy.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 22, 2013 01:10 PM (Pr6hk)

117 All the old women hated Filner,
Creepy old Filner they'd say,
Come over and squeeze me,
Come over and tease me,
But wait 'til my husband's away.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 22, 2013 01:10 PM (LSJmV)

118 Posted by: B at August 22, 2013 01:09 PM (XyoGP)

lol... he does look like one of those little goblins from Harry Potter.

Posted by: sweet...ish at August 22, 2013 01:10 PM (bj+Nc)

119 With the NASDAQ FUBAR, would this be a time to top off supplies just in case this is the Debt of Honor event?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 22, 2013 01:10 PM (xDfWx)

120
http://is.gd/YvRCR7

Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at August 22, 2013 01:10 PM (3ZtZW)

121 And, of course, the Democrat party of California, which we know explicitly covered for this guy, gets off scot-free.

The few media that tentatively covered it have washed their hands and shoved it down the memory hole.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 22, 2013 01:11 PM (T0NGe)

122 Lady Willpower, it's now or never.
Give your love to me and I'll shower
Your heart with tenderness
Endlessly....

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:11 PM (4df7R)

123 BTW, I always thought that Bradley Manning was a little too hot if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at August 22, 2013 01:11 PM (Pr6hk)

124 93. Thank you

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 01:12 PM (u0HjB)

125 Gloria Allred is to legal proceedings as Hitler is to internet arguments and analogies.

Posted by: Fritz at August 22, 2013 01:12 PM (UzPAd)

126 What's wrong with a little 'executive privilege'???

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at August 22, 2013 01:13 PM (Pr6hk)

127
>>>>as Hitler is to internet arguments and analogies.

Dude, you just lost the thread huh-hurr

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at August 22, 2013 01:13 PM (3ZtZW)

128
124 93. Thank you
Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 01:12 PM (u0HjB)

Many years from now, when she really is 70, the two of you can look back at this and laugh.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:14 PM (GQ8sn)

129
>>>Many years from now, when she really is 70, the two of you can look back at this and laugh.

While smashing into a parked car

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at August 22, 2013 01:14 PM (3ZtZW)

130 San Diego? Never heard of it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 22, 2013 01:14 PM (Pr6hk)

131 While smashing into a ~~parked car~~ British tourist.

Fixed.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:15 PM (GQ8sn)

132 *I mean Hell remembering these threads crack me up, I'd prolly hit something...

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at August 22, 2013 01:15 PM (3ZtZW)

133 Here I've got something for you to indemnify

Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at August 22, 2013 01:16 PM (Pr6hk)

134 Get outta my dreams,
And on to my lap.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 22, 2013 01:16 PM (LSJmV)

135 Nah
Her mini-me will cause me to blow a heart vessel long before I hit 70

Speaking of the spawn....it's that time of the year
Little girl soccer!!!!
With our weekly red card count and 'guess A's hair color'

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 01:16 PM (u0HjB)

136
>>> Thank you

How did I miss that tidbit of info?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:17 PM (lF75h)

137 Maybe Bob could benefit from a tickle party

Posted by: Eric Massa at August 22, 2013 01:17 PM (Pr6hk)

138 Are you a creepy, lecherous, pervert?

Do you have sweaty palms and an erection that last longer than 4 hours?

Are you a man who feels sexy in woman's neglige?

Are you under indictment for sexual harassment or corruption.

Call the law firm of:

Filner, Manning Weiner Associates Esq.

We'll get you off!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 22, 2013 01:17 PM (jvd3N)

139
Get outta my dreams,
And on to my lap.

================

Chorus works, kinda, for the other subject of the thread, Chelsea M.

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at August 22, 2013 01:18 PM (3ZtZW)

140 Sitting on a park bench....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 22, 2013 01:18 PM (knoK7)

141 I am gender confused and I am actually a lesbian woman.
I need gender reassignment surgery pronto.

Posted by: Bob "Betty" Filner at August 22, 2013 01:18 PM (EZl54)

142 Nice airplane dress, honey. Bend over and show Mayor Bob your cockpit.

Posted by: Countrysquire at August 22, 2013 01:19 PM (LSJmV)

143 136. It was a teaser hidden in an Ont one night a while back

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 01:19 PM (u0HjB)

144 >>>Many years from now, when she really is 70, the two of you can look back at this and laugh.

While smashing into a parked car

On the way to the Early Bird special at Denny's.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:19 PM (zF6Iw)

145 OT: Sooo, let's count up the major technical glitches that have brought the world of electronic commerce and information grinding to a halt recently, yes?

Outlook/MSN
NYT
Google
China's stock market
Amazon
NASDAQ

And I know I'm forgetting one.

So... what's up?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (4df7R)

146

'Cross Dressed Manning' - Jethro Tull (1971)

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (lF75h)

147 I was going to make a comment about Bob Filner, but I'm still too distressed about that cute young boy, Brad Manning, switching teams. He was so promissing

Posted by: Harry Reid is a pederast at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (Pr6hk)

148 Verizon email has been very spotty last few days also
??

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (2up3Q)

149 So... what's up?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (4df7R)

Gremlins.

Duh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (VtjlW)

150
Can we get Filner a starring role in Shark Week? Always need fresh material for that show. I'm thinking of having him swim with the seals off of South Africa...

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (EGPJQ)

151 How did I miss that tidbit of info?

I don't know...

http://tinyurl.com/8sxevwk

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:21 PM (GQ8sn)

152 OT. I lol'd.

Rand Paul: Dems Refuse Regulations to Make Annual Congressional Baseball Game Fair
http://is.gd/owOVsX

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 01:21 PM (/kI1Q)

153 Can't wait to squeeze my own tits!

Posted by: Bob "Betty" Filner at August 22, 2013 01:21 PM (EZl54)

154 So... what's up?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (4df7R)

Finals at the Chinese Institute for Cyberwarfare?

Posted by: joncelli at August 22, 2013 01:21 PM (RD7QR)

155 "When Zombies protest" Next on Discovery.

I have seen more enthusiasm at the BMV.

Posted by: Everyday Joe at August 22, 2013 01:21 PM (DVC2D)

156 Gremlins.
Duh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (VtjlW)

Has someone been feeding them after midnight again?

Speaking of which, i never understood that part of the "Gremlins" mythos. If you feed them after midnight they turn into lizardlike hellbeasts. But... isn't EVERY time of day technically "after midnight?" When exactly does the changeover to "before midnight" take place?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (4df7R)

157 Do you feel like swimming?

Yes, right now

I know a way to swim all the way downtown

I know a way to swim all the way downtown

It's a lot like swimming the first time over your head

It gets easier when you move your arms and legs

And for air you lift your head, why don't we try it right now

Yes, right now

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (epxV4)

158 And I know I'm forgetting one.

My TV stopped working.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (/kI1Q)

159 And I know I'm forgetting one.

So... what's up?

Everyone realizing how much Windoze 8 blows?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (b1/nQ)

160
They're gonna build a special prison for gender-bending military inmates in Cuba. They're calling it LBGTMO.

Posted by: Bigby's Expressive Wrists at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (3ZtZW)

161 Sounds interesting honey. Why don't you run it up the Mayoral Flag Pole.

Posted by: Jack Meoff at August 22, 2013 01:23 PM (Pr6hk)

162 Always, when mentioning Filthy, it's either "San Diego Mayor" or "Filner." In print, I have yet to see any AP report identify him as a Democrat.

Just did a news search on Google News and Memeorandum:

LA Times: mentioned in second-to-last paragraph.
CNN: not mentioned.
USA Today: mentioned twice, including in the third paragraph.
Time Swampland: mentioned once in third paragraph—as a “first-term Democrat”.
UT San Diego: not mentioned.
Huffington Post: not mentioned (sourced from AP)
NBC San Diego: not mentioned.
MSNBC: mentioned once, in second paragraph, and the first paragraph is a very short one.
Politico: not mentioned (a search on Democrat has indicates it exists 33 times on the page, none of them visible)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 22, 2013 01:23 PM (QF8uk)

163 My TV stopped working.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (/kI1Q)

I have you tried hitting it?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:23 PM (4df7R)

164 Just read the sidebar re: The Muslim Brotherhood.
Why dont' we just call them what they are and have been ever since their inception? "The Islamic Ku Klux Klan"
They are a racist/ religious reaction group bent on eliminating any and all alternative races and religions. Their battle cry is "Sharia Law" and they have a moral imperative in their Fatwahs from their Imamsto brutally murder any "non-believer" of their faith.
The differences include "towel heads vs. bedsheets" and "bombings vs. lynchings"and substituting "Allah Ackbar" for "Onward Christian Soldiers".
The players have changed but the game is the same, and this Brotherhood is hell bent on showing the old boys from the Klan how superior Jihad is to the old style Racism.

Posted by: MrObvious at August 22, 2013 01:24 PM (jgcLl)

165 Military Won’t Pay To Turn Bradley Manning Into “Chelsea,” ACLU Feigns Outrage…

Via HuffPo (who has already started referring to Manning as “Chelsea”):

The military policy against providing hormone therapy to prisoners like Chelsea Manning raises “serious constitutional concerns,” an American Civil Liberties Union official said Thursday.

Chelsea Manning, who used to be known as Bradley Manning, announced Thursday she wants to live her life as a woman. But under military policy, it may be impossible for her to begin making the transition from behind bars as she serves a sentence in relation to her disclosures to WikiLeaks.

“The Army does not provide hormone therapy or sex-reassignment surgery for gender identity disorder,” Kimberly Lewis, a spokeswoman for the Fort Leavenworth, Kan., military prison where Manning is expected to serve her sentence, told NBC News.

ACLU officials say that policy is problematic.

“In response to Chelsea Manning’s disclosure that she is female, has been diagnosed with gender dysphoria, and will be seeking hormone therapy as a part of her transition during her incarceration, public statements by military officials that the Army does not provide hormone therapy to treat gender dysphoria raise serious constitutional concerns,” Chase Strangio, staff attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union’s Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender Project, said in a statement.

There is a reason many people hate gays/transexuals/ and others because of shit like this. Most of us don't give a rat's ass what people do in their bedroom, but don't push y our shit under our knows and tell us it smells great

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 01:24 PM (9Xc5j)

166 I have you tried hitting it?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:23 PM (4df7R)

*cue Gilda Radner's skit about violins on tv*

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:24 PM (GQ8sn)

167 I have you tried hitting it?

Hit it, rebooted it, flipped it upside down. Same dysfunction on all inputs, so it wasn't the inputs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 01:25 PM (/kI1Q)

168 My TV stopped working.
Posted by: HeatherRadish� at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (/kI1Q)

I have you tried hitting it?

Ahhh. The old "Percussive Maintenance" gambit!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 01:25 PM (b1/nQ)

169 "*cue Gilda Radner's skit about violins on tv*

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:24 PM"

Don't forget all that sax.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 22, 2013 01:25 PM (knoK7)

170
156 Gremlins. Duh. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (VtjlW) Has someone been feeding them after midnight again? Speaking of which, i never understood that part of the "Gremlins" mythos. If you feed them after midnight they turn into lizardlike hellbeasts. But... isn't EVERY time of day technically "after midnight?" When exactly does the changeover to "before midnight" take place?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (4df7R)

Better question. How badass would a Gizmo Gremlin be? Since he's already good as a mogwai, wouldn't he still be good as a Gremlin? Since the other are evil already as mogwai.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM (LI48c)

171 158. Really?

Sign it up for welfare
Get PAID!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM (u0HjB)

172 'Cross Dressed Manning' - Jethro Tull (1971)
Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:20 PM (lF75h)

Unused ZZ Top lyrics:

Blonde wig, new hat,

May lawyer tells me that I'm lookin' phat -

New boobs, new gash,

And it's all paid for by Obama's stash!

They come runnin' just as fast as they can,

'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a cross dressed man!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM (zF6Iw)

173 Hit it, rebooted it, flipped it upside down. Same dysfunction on all inputs, so it wasn't the inputs.

Are you talking about your TV, or the Republican Party?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM (QF8uk)

174 OT. I lol'd.

Rand Paul: Dems Refuse Regulations to Make Annual Congressional Baseball Game Fair
http://is.gd/owOVsX

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at August 22, 2013 01:21 PM (/kI1Q)

Home run.

“We’re all good, or at least we think we’re good,” Paul added. “We all probably were good maybe 20, 25 years ago. He [Duncan] is a good player. The problem we have is the Democrats have a pitcher by the name of Cedric Richmond, and he’s like 32 years old. And he played in college. They’ve got a ringer and so I keep telling them that you guys believe in so many regulations, why don’t we have a regulation that your pitcher can only pitch for two innings? So far they haven’t come back in support of that. The other thing I’ve told them is since they believe in equal outcomes, maybe we should get six outs for every one of their three outs so that levels the playing field since they’re so much better than we are. So far they really aren’t interested in any of my rule changes. But it’s a fun game, we do it for charity. It’s for the Boys and Girls Club of D.C. And that’s how I got to know Jeff Duncan.”

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM (IXrOn)

175 I'm fine with it unless he offered any of the ladies a Big Gulp

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM (Pr6hk)

176 Just read the sidebar re: The Muslim Brotherhood. Why dont' we just call them what they are and have been ever since their inception? "The Islamic Ku Klux Klan" They are a racist/ religious reaction group bent on eliminating any and all alternative races and religions. Their battle cry is "Sharia Law" and they have a moral imperative in their Fatwahs from their Imamsto brutally murder any "non-believer" of their faith. The differences include "towel heads vs. bedsheets" and "bombings vs. lynchings"and substituting "Allah Ackbar" for "Onward Christian Soldiers". The players have changed but the game is the same, and this Brotherhood is hell bent on showing the old boys from the Klan how superior Jihad is to the old style Racism.
Posted by: MrObvious at August 22, 2013 01:24 PM (jgcLl)

I have an coworker who is Egyptian. I need to ask her about what's going on over there. She's a Christian, possibly a Copt. Definitely not a muslim as I've seen her with a beer in hand at the pool, rocking a two-piece.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (GQ8sn)

177 "Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM"

You owe me a new monitor for that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (knoK7)

178 Ohio School Goes Into Lockdown Mode Over Nerf Gunfight…

How anyone could confuse a Nerf gun with the real thing is beyond me.

ELYRIA, Ohio (AP) — Police say confusion over a phone message about a toy gun fight prompted a false report of a shooting at a Cleveland-area school on the first day of class.

Emergency responders in Elyria rushed to Open Door Christian School and Church and put it on lockdown Wednesday after getting a report of a shooting. Officers were relieved to discover the altercation actually was a Nerf gunfight in the church area.

The response stunned staff at the school, which resumed classes after a 15-minute lockdown.

Police determined a church secretary’s daughter had called authorities after misinterpreting a phone message her mother left about the toy gunfight.

Police Capt. Chris Costantino says the daughter was concerned and did the right thing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (9Xc5j)

179 There's a big hacker somewhere and they're testing their capabilities.

I don't trust the media to let us know accurately one way or another, hopefully we'll stumble accidentally onto some anecdotal evidence at some point and someone will make a lucky guess that's close to what's really going on.

At least that's how it usually seems to go.

Posted by: akula51 at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (4p5/2)

180 After City Council Proposes Some Level of Indemnification for Liability in Sexual Harassment Suits, Bob Filner Agrees to Resign:

He Promptly grabs someones ass in celebration

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (nTgAI)

181 The GOP should be making this guy the face of the democrat party. But they won't go near the issue. They are driven and defined by fear.

Posted by: rrpjr at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (cmLZI)

182 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM

Perfect!

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (9HP5k)

183 They are driven and defined by fear.

Maybe they should learn to ride horses?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 22, 2013 01:28 PM (QF8uk)

184 "The Islamic Ku Klux Klan"

That should have been Obvious, Mr Obvious. Well done.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:28 PM (XIxXP)

185
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM (zF6Iw)

Brilliant!

*applause*

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:28 PM (GQ8sn)

186 So what? Sheesh. All that really matters is whether Filner was making it easier for business to succeed. So what if he's felt up more women than a Japanese subway car full of commuters? That's his private business, not ours.

In fact, since he was for legalising guest workers, thereby reducing labor costs for businesses, he probably isn't really that bad of a guy.

Posted by: J. Random FisCon at August 22, 2013 01:28 PM (YYJjz)

187

Since the meeting with the City of SD is scheduled for Friday, there's a day and a half to raise hell about any sort of payoff ...

... the Recall Petition should be sufficient to toss Filner out and preclude the City having to indemnify Filner. No need for any negotiations.

Use the Recall Petition to scare the current City Council members between now and the next election.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 22, 2013 01:29 PM (FlRtG)

188 Has someone been feeding them after midnight again?

Speaking of which, i never understood that part of the "Gremlins" mythos. If you feed them after midnight they turn into lizardlike hellbeasts. But... isn't EVERY time of day technically "after midnight?" When exactly does the changeover to "before midnight" take place?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 22, 2013 01:22 PM (4df7R)

You do not want to know how many hours I have spent arguing that with people. We finally settled at sunrise. And then someone said "Wait, sunrise local time or sunrise Chinese time and what province are they from anyway?" and away we went.

In the end, we did concur that Phoebe Cates is awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 22, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)

189 Somebody on Twitter:

SD Mayor Bob Filner to land job as TSA Agent. Says, after sensitivity
training he hopes women find him more charmed and extremely cuddly.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 22, 2013 01:29 PM (Hx5uv)

190 The differences include "towel heads vs. bedsheets" and "bombings vs. lynchings"and substituting "Allah Ackbar" for "Onward Christian Soldiers".

OCW is a fine, stirring hymn. Don't sully it by making it part of the Klan.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:29 PM (zF6Iw)

191 'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a cross dressed man!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:26 PM (zF6Iw)

LOL, I could hear the guitar as I was reading it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:29 PM (XIxXP)

192 it's too funny watching the CNBC folk.

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:30 PM (/b8+5)

193
184 "The Islamic Ku Klux Klan" That should have been Obvious, Mr Obvious. Well done.

OBVIOUSLY! <smirk>

Posted by: MrObvious at August 22, 2013 01:30 PM (jgcLl)

194 I have an coworker who is Egyptian. I need to ask her about what's going on over there. She's a Christian, possibly a Copt. Definitely not a muslim as I've seen her with a beer in hand at the pool, rocking a two-piece.
Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (GQ8sn)

Uh well she could actually be muslim you know, just not a very good one. And its not like she's doing that stuff in Egypt afterall.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:30 PM (LI48c)

195 In the end, we did concur that Phoebe Cates is awesome.

Phoebe Cates helped millions of young boys become men.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:31 PM (GQ8sn)

196
MY VAGINA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEOeQZmnAo

Posted by: NOFX at August 22, 2013 01:31 PM (x95s+)

197 Phoebe Cates helped millions of young boys become men.
Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:31 PM (GQ8sn)

She also just turned 50.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 22, 2013 01:32 PM (VtjlW)

198 Uh well she could actually be muslim you know, just not a very good one. And its not like she's doing that stuff in Egypt afterall.

I can't be sure, and it's not really the thing one asks at work unless you want to spend a couple of days with HR over in another building off site.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:32 PM (GQ8sn)

199 I have an coworker who is Egyptian. I need to ask
her about what's going on over there. She's a Christian, possibly a
Copt. Definitely not a muslim as I've seen her with a beer in hand at
the pool, rocking a two-piece.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (GQ8sn)

**
Pics and her Twitter handle or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 22, 2013 01:32 PM (jvd3N)

200 Definitely not a muslim as I've seen her with a beer in hand at the pool, rocking a two-piece. Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (GQ8sn)
Uh well she could actually be muslim you know, just not a very good one. And its not like she's doing that stuff in Egypt afterall.
Posted by: buzzion

There's only one way to know for sure.

Pics!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at August 22, 2013 01:33 PM (BrQrN)

201 She also just turned 50.

Yeah, but you never age in the movies.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 01:33 PM (/PCJa)

202 She also just turned 50.

And she's still just as adorable!

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:33 PM (GQ8sn)

203 Okay. Filthy is out. Now what? Special election?

Posted by: Soona at August 22, 2013 01:33 PM (Burin)

204 Uh well she could actually be muslim you know, just not a very good one. And its not like she's doing that stuff in Egypt afterall.
Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:30 PM (LI48c)

My Iranian Dr. neighbor was Muslim. He used to have beers with me after work. I think Islam may be somewhat like Christianity insofaras there are Muslims by birth and Muslims by practice. In America the religous police aren't beating on your door or whacking you with a stick so it's easy to slack off.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:33 PM (XIxXP)

205
201 She also just turned 50. Yeah, but you never age in the movies.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 01:33 PM (/PCJa)

But the tape of the red bikini scene does eventually wear out.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:34 PM (LI48c)

206 hey, cnbc has the 12 person screen that is too kewl.

They sound like the ESPN guys when something shocking happens in sports.
They don't have the best grasp of electronic trading.

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:34 PM (/b8+5)

207 Pics of the Egyptian Princess won't happen, but she is quite the MILF. I've spoken of her before. Had she been alive 2000 years ago, she would be launching fleets and nailing Pharoahs.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:35 PM (GQ8sn)

208 Good job covering this story, Ace. The bad news? The coverup of Filner's serial harassment of womenby the Democratic Party and the collusion of the MSM in keeping this story 'local' means a major Democatic scandal will be hushed up and buried. Insofar as I know, Filner's party affiliation has never been identified by the major networks.

Posted by: troyriser at August 22, 2013 01:35 PM (O66NZ)

209 My Iranian Dr. neighbor was Muslim. He used to have beers with me after work. I think Islam may be somewhat like Christianity insofaras there are Muslims by birth and Muslims by practice.

And these are the "moderate" Muslims (which is why I refer to them as "non practicing"). They're "moderate" in the same way that a Pro-Choice, Gay Marriage advocate Christian is "moderate."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 01:35 PM (/PCJa)

210 And she's still just as adorable!
Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:33 PM (GQ8sn)

Yup. She and Kevin Kline are going on, what, 25 years of being married now? I still remember how it was oh so shocking when she married a guy that much older than her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 22, 2013 01:35 PM (VtjlW)

211 190 The differences include "towel heads vs. bedsheets" and "bombings vs. lynchings"and substituting "Allah Ackbar" for "Onward Christian Soldiers". OCW is a fine, stirring hymn. Don't sully it by making it part of the Klan.

Sorry, Ms. Poppins, the reality is they had a much deeper connection to the Southern Democratic Party than they ever had to their Christianity.

Posted by: MrObvious at August 22, 2013 01:36 PM (jgcLl)

212 But the tape of the red bikini scene does eventually wear out.

Even DVDs wear out eventually.

Which is what multiple copies are for.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 01:36 PM (/PCJa)

213 Yup. She and Kevin Kline are going on, what, 25 years of being married now? I still remember how it was oh so shocking when she married a guy that much older than her.

He's a nice guy too.

I remember her in Drop Dead Fred. That's a classic!

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:37 PM (GQ8sn)

214 I want to sing! Sing! Sing!

Posted by: jeff b. headed for leavenworth at August 22, 2013 01:37 PM (OsGDg)

215 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 01:35 PM (/PCJa)

I wouldn't even call them moderate Muzzys. A moderate muzzy cheers while the hard core muzzy cuts you head off.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:37 PM (XIxXP)

216 I'm sick of the letsmove.gov/indiancountry ads on the sports radio station I'm streaming. Ridiculous use of taxpayer money.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at August 22, 2013 01:37 PM (bufJH)

217

NASDAQ intends to re-open trading in all Tape C securities with a halt

cross with a 5-minute quote only period starting at a time to be

determined. NASDAQ will not be cancelling open orders onthe

book.Customers who wish to cancel their orders may do so andany

customer who wishes to not participate in the re-opening should cancel

their orders prior to the resumption of trading. Additionally, NASDAQ

will clear all stale quotes from the UTP SIP prior to the commencement

of trading.

Update - 12:40:40 ET:
http://tinyurl.com/kh2uvs8
CNBC saying Treasury Secretary has been briefed.

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (/b8+5)

218 And these are the "moderate" Muslims (which is why I refer to them as "non practicing"). They're "moderate" in the same way that a Pro-Choice, Gay Marriage advocate Christian is "moderate."

Until the muzzie po po come around. Then they are back to cutting off heads.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (b1/nQ)

219 I wouldn't even call them moderate Muzzys. A moderate muzzy cheers while the hard core muzzy cuts you head off.

That's kind of my point. The term "moderate" is a complete misnomer.

We're told that "moderate" Muslims "don't tolerate the violence" and such. And that's not accurate. Those are "non practicing" Muslims. The "moderate" ones (as you say) simply don't engage in the violence themselves; they're completely supportive of those who do.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (/PCJa)

220 Had she been alive 2000 years ago, she would be launching fleets and nailing Pharaohs.
Well, she'd be getting nailed at any rate.

Posted by: titus pullo at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (OsGDg)

221 I'm sick of the letsmove.gov/indiancountry ads on the sports radio station I'm streaming. Ridiculous use of taxpayer money.
Posted by: Dwight Schrute at August 22, 2013 01:37 PM (bufJH)

SHHH, DUDE! Tax free booze and Ciggs. Just make an injun friend.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (XIxXP)

222 I've seen her with a beer in hand at the pool, rocking a two-piece.

Posted by: EC at August 22, 2013 01:27 PM (GQ8sn)
Imma need pics.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (L8r/r)

223 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (/PCJa)

You are spot on again AG.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:39 PM (XIxXP)

224 Sorry, Ms. Poppins, the reality is they had a much deeper connection to the Southern Democratic Party than they ever had to their Christianity.
Posted by: MrObvious at August 22, 2013 01:36 PM (jgcLl)

I'm not arguing the Klan was more racist than Christian. I'm simply saying that Onward, Christian Soldiers is a manly hymn that, IMO, ought to be sung much more often than the "make me a channel of your peace" nonsense.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 22, 2013 01:40 PM (zF6Iw)

225
Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (/b8+5)

Tell it to your cats troll. No one here cares.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:40 PM (LI48c)

226 But the tape of the red bikini scene does eventually wear out.

Even DVDs wear out eventually.

Which is what multiple copies are for.

Laser Disc FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 22, 2013 01:40 PM (b1/nQ)

227 /tall, beets sock

Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 01:40 PM (bufJH)

228 225

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (/b8+5)

Tell it to your cats troll. No one here cares.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:40 PM (LI48c)
No one cares about the markets? Are you seriously saying this? This is serious stuff, very serious. Sorry you don't have the intelligence to recognize this.

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:41 PM (/b8+5)

229 SHHH, DUDE! Tax free booze and Ciggs. Just make an injun friend.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:38 PM (XIxXP)

--Nothin' about or against our red friends, OSP. It's just stupid that there should be a tailor-made ad advocating exercise just for Indians.

Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 01:42 PM (bufJH)

230 Urglw burgle market glumgur b octi BUSINESS gonna ebuggy seriousseriousseriousseriousserious

LOOK AT MEEEEEE

kitty go pee pee

Posted by: cockstik (OZFIC) at August 22, 2013 01:44 PM (EZl54)

231
Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:41 PM (/b8+5)

Let me clarify. No one here cares what you have to say about anything. Go away you nutjob stalker.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:44 PM (LI48c)

232 Bunk

http://tinyurl.com/lkwbls3

BRB

NSFW

Posted by: dananjcon at August 22, 2013 01:46 PM (jvd3N)

233 Finally, a match:

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, at May 20, 2013 04:58 PM (/b8+5)

IIRC, it got banhammered that day as well

Posted by: AltonJackson and The Middle Class at August 22, 2013 01:46 PM (9HP5k)

234 231

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:41 PM (/b8+5)

Let me clarify. No one here cares what you have to say about anything. Go away you nutjob stalker.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:44 PM (LI48c)
It's interesting how you think you can say all kinds of negative things and make all kinds of negative charges and it's ok to do so, without a shred of evidence or proof.

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 01:49 PM (/b8+5)

235 --Nothin' about or against our red friends, OSP. It's just stupid that there should be a tailor-made ad advocating exercise just for Indians.
Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 01:42 PM (bufJH)

They are the biggest failed experiment of American socialist democratium in the history of this country. Inner city black people are upper class compared to most native American tribes. Yeah, they have casinos but that money disappears in few pockets.

You are correct the PSA is silly, however, the severity of the blight brought on the native american is not comprehended by many.

Dammit, you made me sound like a libtard.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:50 PM (XIxXP)

236 But the KKK didn't have a "theme song" that I am aware of, while OCS is "manly "it was actually written By Sabine Baring-Gould for children to march to march to another village as part of a holy day service. It's not about carnal battle; It's about defending the faith and about putting on the full armor of Christ. It's not about Christian jihad:

http://www.gaffneyledger.com/news/2008-05-02/columns/054.html

http://themeltdowncontinues.blogspot.com/2013/02/onward-christian-soldiers-hymnstory.html

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2013 01:51 PM (gTN+E)

237 But the KKK didn't have a "theme song" that I am aware of,

I thought it was Camptown races.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at August 22, 2013 01:52 PM (XIxXP)

238 As a person who loves dogs...this sucks.
Wish I could take them all in, however I work 12 hours a day to pay for the free shit their former owners pissed away.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 22, 2013 01:55 PM (jvd3N)

239 Posted by: titus pullo

Titus Pullo sock makes me miss Rome. Again.

Posted by: akula51 at August 22, 2013 02:06 PM (4p5/2)

240 re: "rising Republican political star" who lost to Ted Cruz...

As likely as not, that grocery bag of unscanned items was not the customer's job to unload or reload from her shopping cart any more than it was the store's responsibility to hire cashiers and grocery baggers for customer purchases, not to mention bags to carry out purchases.

Was this store is one of those refusing to provide bags for purchases? This new anti-bag campaign by politicians and merchants creates a confrontational atmosphere at the check-out, even when stores hire a few grocery baggers who frequently leave their work station.

**

DEWHURST: Apparently a bag involving $57 worth of groceries wasn't scanned.

**

His step-relative got the personal touch from Dewhurst who could have easily told his/her lawyer to handle the situation.

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 22, 2013 02:12 PM (MhA4j)

241 Posted by: dananjcon at August 22, 2013 01:55 PM (jvd3N)
I knew I shouldn't watch as it would probably bring me to tears.

Posted by: caustic at August 22, 2013 02:13 PM (/b8+5)

242 224. Mary Poppins...

It seems that marches are "out" (whether Onward Christian Soldiers or John Philip Sousa) and static quasi-chants (whether exlax schmaltz or rap) are "in". National leadership want us docile.

The prayer was inspired by the life of St. Francis of Assisi, attributed to 19th C. French nuns, but not "his" written verse.

So long as the vibrato isn't overpowering, I still like the older 20th century musical setting of "Eternal Life" with a wide melodic contour and victorious climactic ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFZ6AMNXu0

As for the Klan, isn't Dixie "out" because the Klan liked the same old American song (1850s Northern mixed origins) as was an Abraham Lincoln favorite?

Posted by: panzernashorn at August 22, 2013 02:55 PM (MhA4j)

243 Ultimately the left will sweep Filner under the rug and the MFM (delenda est) will cooperate and pretend the left and their own cover-ups never happened.

This is what it's like to live in a corrupt society.

And your report to AttackWatch has been forwarded to the IRS, which is still harassing people because Congress won't punch them in their fat fucking lying mouths over their slow-walking applications through two elections (at least).

And yes, the NSA is checking your e-mail. I wish at least they would send me reminders when I miss something important.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 22, 2013 03:29 PM (qyfb5)

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