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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Strong, Confident, Totally-Not-Weird-Or-Anything Leadership: "If You Love Me, You Gotta Help Me Pass This Bill"Hm. That "clinical depression" story posted earlier looks a little less dubious now. Someone alert AttackWatch; someone is spreading awful lies that the president is using the sorts of passive-aggressive psychological ploys a menstrual fifteen year old girl uses.Obama talked about his proposal to pay for the plan by raising taxes on big corporations and the wealthy, an idea that has not sat well with Republicans in Congress. "We need to build an economy that lasts," he said. "If you love me, you gotta help me pass this bill."Update: But see "Context" at post's end. Little bonus: He goes on to say now that his proposed tax hikes would pay for "most" of his new Solyndra Bill. Most. Well, we really have stepped back an awfully long way from the initial claim that "All of this is paid for." First we got a walk-back from the present tense, now we get a walk-back from "all." Personally, I think there's a greater way to demonstrate love. Merely doing favors? People do favors for friends, or people they don't even like. No -- if you love somebody, if you truly love somebody, there's only one way to really show that. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Resist we much
Posted by: phreshone at September 14, 2011 01:27 PM (T3vCe) 2
oh, and Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: phreshone at September 14, 2011 01:27 PM (T3vCe) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 14, 2011 01:28 PM (LH6ir) 4
If you loved me Ace, you would give me the keys to the site. If you loved me.
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 14, 2011 01:28 PM (UrPTC) Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 14, 2011 01:28 PM (nRTou) 6
Nope. I save my love for family, country, and God. Politicians need not apply.
Posted by: trainer at September 14, 2011 01:28 PM (Rojyk) 7
The president cold not be reached for comment as he was consulting with his advisors locked in his bedroom with two quarts of ice cream and the complete Smiths discography.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2011 01:29 PM (PLvLS) Posted by: B. Obama at September 14, 2011 01:29 PM (+lsX1) 9
#AttackWatch I would like to report the mainstream news media. They keep reporting things that Obama supposedly said in a speech that contradicts what he said in his joint session. As this cannot possibly be true, someone really should address this.
Posted by: © Sponge at September 14, 2011 01:29 PM (UK9cE) 10
If you never leave, how will we miss you?
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 14, 2011 01:29 PM (QKKT0) 11
brb, Barack wants to meet me for dinner sometime soon. Be still my beating heart
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (le5qc) 12
brb, talkin' smack about you to my sister
Posted by: barky the wonder-president at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (nj1bB) 13
SHIT!
Posted by: That guy who yells "SHIT". at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (OlN4e) 14
Children are dying as this imaginary bill sits on an imaginary desk gathering imaginary dust.
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (QKKT0) 15
so if you love me, you'll jump off a cliff for me?
ok i can't seem to get it to play just spins. what was the crowds reactions? applause and fainting? Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (h+qn8) 16
brb, writin' shit about you in a Slam Book
Posted by: barky the wonder-president at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (nj1bB) 17
Emo president is emo.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (PLvLS) Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (p+mzQ) 19
That's just creepy.
Posted by: Slublog at September 14, 2011 01:30 PM (0nqdj) 20
brb, makin' a collage of unflattering pictures of you in which I have cut out all the eyes
Posted by: barky the wonder-president at September 14, 2011 01:31 PM (nj1bB) 21
Oh I hate to defend him. And I'm not really, but...
The full context was someone in the crowd shouted out 'I love you Barack'. And that's why he gave the reply he did. Or something. Still creepy though. Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 01:31 PM (pLTLS) 22
Obama , "ask not what you can do for your country, it's what you can do for ME"
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:31 PM (h+qn8) 23
pluuuuuulllllleeeeeeezzzzzz......can't you see i'm depressed?
Posted by: the scoamf at September 14, 2011 01:31 PM (IpiZb) 24
If aliens landed on Earth bringing a huge infusion of cash for the federal government, this bill would be totally paid for. And if they wrecked some stuff, so much the better.
Posted by: Paul Krugman, Nobel Laureate and Real Smart Guy at September 14, 2011 01:32 PM (QKKT0) 25
sittin here hopin Ace is secretly writing TGSG on the back of his notebook and putting hearts around them. I need those keys
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 14, 2011 01:32 PM (UrPTC) Posted by: Foole In The Rain at September 14, 2011 01:32 PM (BkQvr) 27
This clown is pegging my pathetic meter.
Posted by: Gun Dick Stroking Nutter at September 14, 2011 01:33 PM (OlN4e) 28
I swore I'd love him till the end of time
Posted by: Debbie 'Meat Loaf' Wasserman-Schultz at September 14, 2011 01:33 PM (le5qc) 29
That line doesn't even work when I use it to ask my wife for a BJ.
Posted by: lorien1973 at September 14, 2011 01:33 PM (usXZy) 30
I wonder what those weird cut marks on his arm are from?
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 14, 2011 01:33 PM (+lsX1) Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:33 PM (h+qn8) 32
#attackwatch Sirs, it is apparent that we must report President Obama for contradicting himself...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 01:33 PM (NtXW4) 33
If you love, me you'll rub my balls while reporting yourself to Attack Watch.
Posted by: President Obama at September 14, 2011 01:33 PM (usXZy) 34
you gotta be fucken kidding me
is this an actual quote? Posted by: Jones at September 14, 2011 01:34 PM (8sCoq) 35
If you love me, you'll send me your womenz.
Posted by: Rick Fucking Perry at September 14, 2011 01:34 PM (1fB+3) Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 14, 2011 01:34 PM (p+mzQ) 37
God, it sounds like he's a 17 year old guy trying to get a high school freshman to sleep with him.
Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at September 14, 2011 01:34 PM (YhZFe) 38
We prefer this song.
Posted by: AttackWatch! at September 14, 2011 01:34 PM (0nqdj) 39
CRAWWWWWLING IN MY SKINNNNNN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAALL
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 01:34 PM (FkKjr) 40
All this for a fucking flag?
Posted by: random First Lady at September 14, 2011 01:34 PM (le5qc) 41
Thought of that exact song before you added it.
In other news, my precautions to keep the Ewok out of my brainspace seem to require reinforcement.
Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure 42
He gets a Bill Cosby doing a weird uncle voice at the end there.
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2011 01:35 PM (X6akg) 43
If you love me, follow my commandments.
Posted by: Barry 14:15 at September 14, 2011 01:35 PM (I8Xca) Posted by: Pinch the Loaf at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (p+mzQ) Posted by: Sir Stephen at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (PKMlR) 46
The entire exchange is creepy. "We love you!" (crowd cheers) "I love you back. If you love me then you gotta help me pass this bill."
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (o2lIv) 47
This Administration is really failing at new media. Weren't they the hippest new media geniuses in politics ever?
Last week they failed at email - spamming everyone on their newsletter list (and media members) with hundreds of individual emails about the jobs bill. This week they failed at Twitter and websites with this #attachwatch backlash. Hilarious. Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (nRTou) 48
35 If you love me, you'll send me your womenz.
Posted by: Rick Fucking Perry at September 14, 2011 01:34 PM (1fB+3) Women? how much for the little girl???? Posted by: Joliet Jake Blues at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (NtXW4) 49
Shouldn't there be some sort of NSFW warning before that click her to continue?
Love The Police, hate Sting. Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (C2//T) 50
If you love me, you'll let me email you pictures of my hard erect penis.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (usXZy) 51
Yeah, Obama loves America the way Ike loved Tina.
(Really, really, I'm the first one to say that? I am so ashamed of the Horde.) Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (VtjlW) 52
Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmm.
Posted by: The Marching Third Graders of the Garden State at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (le5qc) 53
is the crowd singing
I don't know how to love him What to do, how to move him I've been changed, yes really changed In these past few days When I've seen myself I seem like someone else I don't know how to take this I don't see why he moves me He's a man He's just a man And I've had so many Men before In very many ways He's just one more Should I bring him down Should I scream and shout Should I speak of love Let my feelings out? I never thought I'd come to this What's it all about? Don't you think it's rather funny I should be in this position? I'm the one Who's always been So calm so cool No lover's fool Running every show He scares me so I never thought I'd come to this What's it all about? Yet If he said he loved me I'd be lost I'd be frightened I couldn't cope Just couldn't cope I'd turn my head I'd back away I wouldn't want to know He scares me so I want him so I love him so Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (h+qn8) 54
I am a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars; I have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to me, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Posted by: Barky O'Genius at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (QKKT0) 55
Love we much!
Posted by: Idiot Base at September 14, 2011 01:37 PM (TXKVh) 56
Oh, I'll love you alright. Now show me your vaccination records.
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2011 01:37 PM (/ZZCn) 57
This keeps up, and his voters will get so discouraged next November they'll stay home. He'll lose in a landslide.
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 14, 2011 01:37 PM (4sQwu) 58
Did I miss it? Did the SCOAMF send congress the "bill" he was waving around in the Rose Gardin?
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (bZ8J6) 59
By next year this time, he'll be the one sobbing and fainting. The guy is falling apart.
Posted by: PJ at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (FlVA8) 60
Unlike Washington, I tried put Gardasil in girls, not the drinking water.
Posted by: Rick Fucking Perry at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (1fB+3) 61
The context actually makes the entire thing more creepy to me. Who yells "I love you" at a freaking politician?
Posted by: Slublog at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (0nqdj) 62
Has any other President made such a juvenile request of their supporters?
"If you love me...", this is the oratory skill of The Greatest Orator evah? Geez, a 7th grader could have phrased that request better than that! Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (9hSKh) Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (FcR7P) 64
Hey Barry, if you love me, buy me a new Barbie doll. I gave my old ones haircuts and they look like doofuses. Posted by: arhooley at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (PKMlR) 65
The entire exchange is creepy. "We love you!" (crowd cheers) "I love you back. If you love me then you gotta help me pass this bill." Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (o2lIv) srsly, Gah Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (h+qn8) 66
Obama will much about that be committed - to a mental institution
Posted by: Bluimic Donner Partier at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (Pir3k) Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (Xm1aB) 68
If you love me, you would swallow.
Posted by: Love Me! at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (bZ8J6) 69
>>willow at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (h+qn
Funny. During the election when his cult of followers was growing that was exactly the song I picked as his campaign song. Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (TMB3S) 70
was this tongue in cheek or was he being serious? was there applause or laughter after that line?
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (jqLx3) 71
This takes pathetic to a whole new level ... a lower one.
This is what you get, 52%ers, when you elect someone with no practical experience to a position of responsibility in order to satisfy your need to do something "historical". Posted by: No Whining at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (UzjcV) 72
You know what you guys? If you don't pass this bill then, WHATEVER.*runs out of room sobbing"*
Positively Churchillian. Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (7DB+a) 73
Oh, I'll love you alright. Now show me your vaccination records. Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2011 01:37 PM Screw vaccination records. Get his HIV status. Posted by: arhooley at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (PKMlR) 74
slublog, I guess they can't see His halo slippage.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (h+qn8) 75
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The context actually makes the entire thing more creepy to me. Who yells "I love you" at a freaking politician? I have..and I proved my love for him over a cigar, . Posted by: Monica Lewinski at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (9hSKh) 76
Native Americans are RACIST AGAINST PEOPLE OF COLOR: The nation's second-largest Indian tribe said on Tuesday that it would not be dictated to by the U.S. government over its move to banish 2,800 African Americans from its citizenship rolls. The Cherokee Nation will not be governed by the BIA," Joe Crittenden, the tribe's acting principal chief, said in a statement responding to the U.S. Bureau of Indian Affairs. Crittenden, who leads the tribe until a new principal chief is elected, went on to complain about unnamed congressmen meddling in the tribe's self-governance. The reaction follows a letter the tribe received on Monday from BIA Assistant Secretary Larry Echo Hawk, who warned that the results of the September 24 Cherokee election for principal chief will not be recognized by the U.S. government if the ousted members, known to some as "Cherokee Freedmen," are not allowed to vote.
Posted by: Al Sharpten at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (48wze) 77
Fat bottomed girls, they make Barackin' world go 'round.
Posted by: Freddy Axelrod at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (le5qc) 78
Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Menstruating Failure
Posted by: Hill Country Texan at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (vB76t) 79
and I love you long time Joe... no shit...
Posted by: New Obama Campaign Advisor, Madame Wong, Mamasan Subic Bay Philipines at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (NtXW4) 80
If you love me, you'll help pass this bill.
But first you will blow me. Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (DySgs) 81
AttackWatch was going to be named MinorityReport
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 01:40 PM (OhYCU) 82
When Newt talks about this administration the look on his face is one of total disbelief. He is in 'damn the torpedo's' mode for sure! Posted by: sonnyspats at September 14, 2011 01:40 PM (I/MzF) 83
fora President to speak like this in public is fucking disgusting
this smacks of narcissism and the cult of personality WE GOTTA STOP THIS SHIT WHO'S WITH ME!?! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Posted by: Jones at September 14, 2011 01:40 PM (8sCoq) 84
Who yells "I love you" at a freaking politician?
Posted by: Slublog at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (0nqdj) *blush* Posted by: Steven Marche at September 14, 2011 01:40 PM (QKKT0) 85
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (TMB3S)
Yeah I had thought of it several times. cannot understand why the whole halo -messiah thing didn't repulse many more. Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:40 PM (h+qn8) 86
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Did I miss it? Did the SCOAMF send congress the "bill" he was waving around in the Rose Gardin? Yes, but some of them clearly don't love him because they don't want to pass it. Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:40 PM (o2lIv) 87
So if I help him pass this bill, he'll be my new best friend. Right? I just want to make sure before I hang out with his mopey ass on the playground for the whole recess.
Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2011 01:40 PM (TXKVh) 88
44 If you love me, you gotta help me pass this stool.
Posted by: Pinch the Loaf at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (p+mzQ) We have to pass this stool to find out whats in it. Posted by: Gun Dick Stroking Nutter at September 14, 2011 01:41 PM (OlN4e) 89
The thought of David Axelrod getting hit by a bus doesn't bother me. Does this make me a bad person? Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 01:41 PM (Xm1aB) Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 01:41 PM (OhYCU) 91
Why don't you people love MEEE this way!!??!
Posted by: St Palin the Spineless at September 14, 2011 01:41 PM (kaOJx) Posted by: arhooley at September 14, 2011 01:41 PM (PKMlR) 93
Come writers and criticsWho prophesize with your penAnd keep your eyes wideThe chance won't come againAnd don't speak too soonFor the wheel's still in spinAnd there's no tellin' whoThat it's namin'For the loser nowWill be later to winFor the times they are a-changin'.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 01:41 PM (e8kgV) 94
Am I the only one imagining Obama going over the edge and re-enacting the end of 'Scarface'?
Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure 95
If you love me, Christina Hendricks, you'll take off your shirt and bra and do jumping jacks. Do it because you love me.
Posted by: Every moron and a few moronettes at September 14, 2011 01:42 PM (tpK0A) 96
There he goes again. Selling out the dignity of the office he holds.
Didn't he do something like this before? Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 01:42 PM (LyOUH) 97
Retard Liar of the Day “I’ve never heard the 9th C.D. referred to as a bellwether. It’s among the most conservative districts in New York City." --Chuck You Schumer today Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:42 PM (G/zuv) 98
Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Also, as any Southern Christian woman will tell you, when you love someone, you have to beat them about the head and shoulders with their slightest mistake- so they'll stop making mistakes. C'mon Southern 'rons, who hasn't been told "I tell you this in love..." just before being raked over the coals? Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:42 PM (8y9MW) 99
Rush just had a call from a retired school teacher and grandmother of 12 who flipped off the presidential motorcade. She's willing to own it and turn herself in to attack.com or whatever it's called. She said she was drinking Rush's tea immediately beforehand so he said to include that in the report.
Funniest thing I've heard in a while. Posted by: dagny at September 14, 2011 01:43 PM (R8aWI) 100
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was this tongue in cheek or was he being serious? was there applause or laughter after that line? Loud cheers and applause Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:43 PM (o2lIv) 101
Hm. That "clinical depression" story posted earlier looks a little less dubious now.
After watching that clip, I realize, we are doing him a favor. He needs to go back to his "regular" life, pronto, for his own good. Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 14, 2011 01:43 PM (0q2P7) 102
84 Who yells "I love you" at a freaking politician?
Posted by: Slublog at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (0nqdj) *blush* Posted by: Steven Marche at September 14, 2011 01:40 PM (QKKT0) How do you think I got to be a Whitehouse Intern? Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at September 14, 2011 01:43 PM (NtXW4) 103
I think this song is appropriate. http://tinyurl.com/ygopjmn
Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2011 01:43 PM (mjR67) Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 14, 2011 01:43 PM (FcR7P) 105
I'm thinking about going for that dinner with Barack offer. Is it impolite to purge at the table?
Posted by: Bluimic Donner Partier at September 14, 2011 01:43 PM (Pir3k) 106
We have to pass this stool to find out whats in it.
It's Obama. I'm sure it's chock-full of ethanol subsidies and skittles. Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 01:44 PM (LyOUH) 107
--Chuck You Schumer
today Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:42 PM (G/zuv) So Chuckie's a conservative since it was his old district? Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2011 01:44 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure 109
I think this song is appropriate. http://tinyurl.com/ygopjmn I was thinking this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qPTyy4itI Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2011 01:44 PM (PLvLS) 110
The context actually makes the entire thing more creepy to me. Who yells "I love you" at a freaking politician?
A married politician, no less. I don't know who would do that, but now it seems that passing this bill would be a form of adultury that not even Jimmy Carter considered. Posted by: FireHorse at September 14, 2011 01:44 PM (F5OMl) Posted by: arhooley at September 14, 2011 01:44 PM (PKMlR) 112
Remember a couple of months back when Hochul barely won in NY-26 and it was spun as a referendum on Paul Ryan's budget plan and the Republicans desire to cut entitlement programs? This is B-Jay Carney today: “Special elections are often unique, and their outcomes don’t tell you very much about future regularly scheduled elections.” Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:45 PM (G/zuv) Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2011 01:45 PM (TXKVh) 114
You down with ji-ha-di ... yeah you know me!
Posted by: Ron Paul!!!!!!!!!! at September 14, 2011 01:46 PM (GvYeG) 115
“I’ve never heard the 9th C.D. referred to as a bellwether. It’s among the most conservative districts in New York City."
Held by Democrats since 1922. Real conservative. Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2011 01:46 PM (FcR7P) 116
C'mon Southern 'rons, who hasn't been told "I tell you this in love..." just before being raked over the coals?
Never. The proper phrasing is: Bless your heart. Now I'm only saying this because I love/admire/respect you and wouldn't want you to hear it from someone else Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 01:46 PM (LyOUH) 117
What you need, Barry, is tough love. We love you so much that we are going to say NO, which is the best thing for you. In fact, we love you so much that we are going to call you SCOAMF. That just how deep our love is.
Posted by: joncelli at September 14, 2011 01:46 PM (RD7QR) 118
If you love me, toss my salad, bitch.
Posted by: Please, Please Me! at September 14, 2011 01:46 PM (bZ8J6) Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 01:46 PM (OhYCU) 120
yeah, NY-9 is sooooo conservative that it elects radical left winger after radical left winger... Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:46 PM (G/zuv) 121
Obama's sure spending a lot of time preaching on a bill that's DOA, isn't he? Even Senate Democrats are dissing it.
Posted by: Joejm65 at September 14, 2011 01:47 PM (tpK0A) 122
Love him we much.
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 01:47 PM (1hLHC) 123
Not just Democrats -- really far left Democrats. Geraldine Ferraro represented some of that district. She wasn't hardcore, but she was no moderate. Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (G/zuv) 124
The crowd did not "cheer". The crowd squealed as if Justin Bieber just dropped his pants.
The entire exchange gave me the heebeejeebees. Posted by: Derak at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (mTL4C) 125
Pass me. Right away. So Astronauts can have groceries. So football Moms can get to practice on time. Pass me. Right away. Posted by: The Bill at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (p+mzQ) 126
“Special elections are often unique, and their outcomes don’t tell you very much about future regularly scheduled elections.”
I'm telling you if (when please God please) Obama loses in 2012, there will be people saying with a straight face that the loss does not reflect on Obama's policies or popularity. Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (VtjlW) 127
I really hope I get a chance to watch MSNBC spin this Ney York disaster this evening. Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (Xm1aB) Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (8y9MW) 129
If you love me, you've got to remove an additional $460 billion from the economy.
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (FcR7P) 130
“I’ve never heard the 9th C.D. referred to as a bellwether. It’s among the most conservative districts in New York City."
--Chuck You Schumer So a few Goths got to Capitoline Hill. That's one of the more barbarian districts of Rome. --Emperor Augustulus Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2011 01:49 PM (FkKjr) 131
yeah, NY-9 is sooooo conservative that it elects radical left winger after radical left winger...
Weiner is a conservative. It's not like he turned around bent over in front of the camera. Some perspective is required here. Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 01:49 PM (LyOUH) 132
I love you back. If you love me, you'll push my face into this pillow and spank my satchel raw with that wire brush over there.
And help me pass this bill. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2011 01:49 PM (0yt4x) 133
I'd Shine the President's Love any time!
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 14, 2011 01:49 PM (PLvLS) 134
How can the CBO score our love, just pass the bill!
Posted by: Bluimic Donner Partier at September 14, 2011 01:49 PM (Pir3k) 135
Geraldine Ferraro.......I liked him a lot.
Posted by: ugknown at September 14, 2011 01:49 PM (F1JEL) Posted by: The Bee Gees at September 14, 2011 01:49 PM (mjR67) 137
Given Obama's sinking approval ratings I think we need to go old school.
Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time There's something wrong here There can be no denying One of us is changing Or maybe we've just stopped trying And it's too late baby, now it's too late Though we really did try to make it Something inside has died and I can't hide And I just can't fake it It used to be so easy living here with you You were light and breezy And I knew just what to do Now you look so unhappy And I feel like a fool And it's too late baby, now it's too late Though we really did try to make it Something inside has died and I can't hide it And I just can't fake it There'll be good times again for me and you But we just can't stay together Don't you feel it too Still I'm glad for what we had And how I once loved you But it's too late baby, now it's too late Though we really did try to make it Something inside has died and I can't hide And I just can't fake it Don't you know that I... I just can't fake it Oh it's too late my baby Too late my baby You know It's too late my baby Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2011 01:49 PM (TMB3S) 138
The crowd did not "cheer". The crowd squealed as if Justin Bieber just dropped his pants. The entire exchange gave me the heebeejeebees.
Really? Because the above statement just game me the heebeejeebees! eeewww Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 01:50 PM (LyOUH) 139
you've got to be cruel to be kind
Posted by: Nick Lowe at September 14, 2011 01:50 PM (le5qc) 140
It should be noted that Weperin didn't lose. He got wiped out. 8 points is getting your face kicked in and pissed on when you hit the ground. This is an indictment on Barkys Flash Mob economy. 2012 is going to be delicious.
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 14, 2011 01:50 PM (jucos) 141
I'm telling you if (when please God please) Obama loses in 2012, there
will be people saying with a straight face that the loss does not reflect on Obama's policies or popularity. His wise, Ivy League-approved policies just weren't enough to repair the damage done by his predecessor, cowboy George W. Bush. Posted by: The MFM, Polishing Up Its Future Memes at September 14, 2011 01:51 PM (QKKT0) 142
Does anyone else have fun imagining the rage engulfing Mrs. Obama as she watches her precious ridiculed day in and day out? Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 01:51 PM (Xm1aB) 143
Shit, I'm going to record Zero and his fatassed wife leaving the white house after his landslide defeat. I wanna go over the shots of Moosehell one frame at a time. I want to see the pictures of the feces smeared on the walls, the urine on the carpet in the Oval Office. This is going to be entertaining to say the least.
Posted by: Gun Dick Stroking Nutter at September 14, 2011 01:51 PM (OlN4e) 144
126 I'm telling you if (when please God please) Obama loses in 2012, there will be people saying with a straight face that the loss does not reflect on Obama's policies or popularity.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (VtjlW) Yep. If he loses, it'll be because Republicans suppressed the vote. Get ready for that sh*t storm... Posted by: Joejm65 at September 14, 2011 01:51 PM (tpK0A) 145
Who yells "I love you" at a freaking politician?
Posted by: Slublog Promise some people the world, and you'd be surprised. Posted by: Joe Stalin at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (s1vtf) 146
The crowd squealed as if Justin Bieber just dropped his pants.
JB dropped his pants? Is there video? Posted by: Barney Frank at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (PLvLS) 147
Don't tweet your meat
or you'll get beat Posted by: Anthony 'Houma' Weiner at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (le5qc) 148
carol king?
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (h+qn8) 149
The context actually makes the entire thing more creepy to me. Who yells "I love you" at a freaking politician?
Posted by: Slublog at September 14, 2011 01:38 PM (0nqdj) Monica Lewinski? Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (7HZnU) 150
Just remember, it's not enough to beat up on Obama. The GOP has to nominate a worthy candidate. So far, uphill sledding. Romney's so fulla holes he's swiss cheese and Perry may not be ready for prime time. TX governors just don't have much to do.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (dZ756) 151
The crowd did not "cheer". The crowd squealed as if Justin Bieber just dropped his pants.
Don't give OfA any ideas. Obama might start dropping trou at campaign events. *brrrrrrr* Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (tqwMN) Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (o2lIv) Posted by: Chris Wallace at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (CJIam) Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (TMB3S) 155
It should be noted that Weperin didn't lose. He got wiped out. 8 points is getting your face kicked in and pissed on when you hit the ground. This is an indictment on Barkys Flash Mob economy. 2012 is going to be delicious.
Which means that Turner actually beat him by 11 or 12 points because the polls had him two points ahead. The Demswould have stuffed the boxes with enough to get Weprin 3 or 4 additional points. Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (LyOUH) 156
The crowd squealed as if Justin Bieber just dropped his pants.
Oh no. That will totally mess up his crease. Posted by: David Brooks at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (PLvLS) Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (e8kgV) 158
Pass me.Right away.
Posted by: The Bill at September 14, 2011 01:48 PM (p+mzQ) Hey... uh... Bill??? thats not the way we wrote it... Posted by: Schoolhouse Rock at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (NtXW4) 159
We have an Administration that is reliving their Junior High Years right in front of our very eyes. Complete with tattle-tales (Web site), stealing lunch money (New Taxes), gangs of ne'er-do-wells, (Unions) and teachers (Teachers).
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (71LDo) 160
Does anyone else have fun imagining the rage engulfing Mrs. Obama as she watches her precious ridiculed day in and day out?
Actually, I think she privately enjoys it. It was reported that she was on the verge of divorcing him back in late '07/early '08 right before his campaign caught fire (with a little help from the MBM). Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 01:54 PM (tqwMN) 161
“I’ve never heard the 9th C.D. referred to as a bellwether. It’s among the most conservative districts in New York City."
--Chuck You Schumer today Seriously? That same district he was elected in? For 18 fuckin' years? Posted by: Bomber at September 14, 2011 01:54 PM (qzoN5) 162
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:52 PM (o2lIv)
I wonder what "assumptions" Boehner included in his instructions. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:54 PM (8y9MW) 163
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, money Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (e8kgV) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The OJay's. Nice. Old School. Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 14, 2011 01:54 PM (jucos) 164
Caution ... affirmative action president at work
Posted by: SoCalMe at September 14, 2011 01:54 PM (bKnnS) 165
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I think this song is appropriate. http://tinyurl.com/ygopjmn I was thinking this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_qPTyy4itI Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2011 01:44 PM (PLvLS) I prefer this one. Posted by: Poor, sad Libtard at September 14, 2011 01:54 PM (IzuWw) 166
F* the caller on Rush is about to make me cry.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (0q2P7) 167
So if they don't help him pass the bill, is he going to hold his breath till he turns blue, have an all out temper tantrum, or bang his head on the floor (sneaking looks at the crowd between bangs) to see the effect? Then, there is always the treat of suicide if none of that works.
Posted by: lan sing at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (YHrQZ) 168
Shit, I'm going to record Zero and his fatassed wife leaving the white house after his landslide defeat. I wanna go over the shots of Moosehell one frame at a time. I want to see the pictures of the feces smeared on the walls, the urine on the carpet in the Oval Office. This is going to be entertaining to say the least.
I'm booking a ticket to D.C. just so I can mock him on his way out. Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (LyOUH) 169
Preznit gets the "crazy eye" when he starts his yelling off teleprompter. I expect him to sprout little horns any day now.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (baL2B) 170
If you don't pass this bill i'm gonna hold my breath till you do...
Posted by: Barky O'be at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (/CIN4) Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (Xm1aB) 172
"We need to build an economy that lasts," he said. "If you love me, you gotta help me pass this bill."
I'd say Bambi is making an AWFULLY Big Assumption right there... Still, it will be amusing when he starts threatening suicide. Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (oYb6f) Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (8y9MW) 174
Hey... uh... Bill??? thats not the way we wrote it...
Posted by: Schoolhouse Rock at September 14, 2011 01:53 PM (NtXW4) LOL! Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 01:56 PM (LyOUH) 175
161 “I’ve never heard the 9th C.D. referred to as a bellwether. It’s among the most conservative districts in New York City."--Chuck You SchumertodaySeriously? That same district he was elected in? For 18 fuckin' years?
Posted by: Bomber at September 14, 2011 01:54 PM (qzoN5) Denial... its not just a river in Egypt... Posted by: Moses at September 14, 2011 01:56 PM (NtXW4) Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:56 PM (G/zuv) 177
You down with OBB ... yeah you know me!!!
Posted by: Obamster at September 14, 2011 01:56 PM (GvYeG) 178
I'm booking a ticket to D.C. just so I can mock him on his way out.
Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 01:55 PM (LyOUH) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Much the same way that the libtards sent Geo Bush off to retirement in 2009. What a arrogant display of smuggery. Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (jucos) 179
I meant threat. I did. Damn, am I going to end upon some attach watch list now. What have I done.
Posted by: lan sing at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (YHrQZ) 180
lu notes there is some saving context here-- someone in the crowd yelled "I love you Barack," which prompted this reply.
Yeah. That's a LOT better. Posted by: LeBron Steinman at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (1Nee/) Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (Xm1aB) 182
176 "the day after"November 2012: This country just wasn't ready for the Barack Obama's vision.
Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:56 PM (G/zuv) Newsweek Cover, 12/2012: "What's Wrong With America?" Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (oYb6f) 183
Can someone tell me a more left wing rep than Weiner? Louise Slaughter, I'd say, is equal to Weiner in her moonbattery. Who is more liberal than Weiner? Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (G/zuv) 184
"But if you love me you've got to blow me."
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 01:58 PM (e8kgV) 185
Much the same way that the libtards sent Geo Bush off to retirement in 2009. What a arrogant display of smuggery.
Then call me arrogant and smug! Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 01:58 PM (LyOUH) 186
well i'm praying that eventually those that are still in love will come to a .
You've lost that love and feeling moment . Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:58 PM (h+qn8) 187
I’ve never heard the 9th C.D. referred to as a bellwether. It’s among the most conservative districts in New York City."--Chuck You Schumer
I don't recall Pearl harbor ever being exclusively an American base or bombing range. Posted by: zombie Adm Husband Kimmel former CinC Pacific fleet at September 14, 2011 01:58 PM (326rv) Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 01:59 PM (e8kgV) 189
Drudge looks like a battle report after a slaughter.
Can anyone remember things looking this bad for Bush? 2006 elections? Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2011 01:59 PM (s1vtf) 190
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I wonder what "assumptions" Boehner included in his instructions. Likely the current standard baseline. Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:59 PM (o2lIv) 191
Harry Reid may not love Barry as much these days, says bill may not pass Senate:
http://tinyurl.com/3ptfhpp I think Harry Reid should be reported to Attacks Watch for this violation and rape of the bill he who is beloved wants passed. Treason! Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 01:59 PM (baL2B) 192
But if you love me you've got to blow me."Yeah. Sorry, I got that from Bill Clinton
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 01:59 PM (e8kgV) Sounded right to me. Posted by: Kal Penn at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (qzoN5) 193
Can you imagine the unholy hell Obama will unleash on this country if he's reelected? shudder
Frankly, I'm more concerned about the desperation moves he'll make when he is not. The weeks between the election and the inauguration are going to be very dangerous weeks, indeed. Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (LyOUH) 194
Then call me arrogant and smug!
Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at September 14, 2011 01:58 PM (LyOUH) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I wasn't referring to you. I had the great misfortune of being at the inauguration of teh won. Long story. Business related. I was bewildered by what I saw that day. Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (jucos) 195
And I don't want any of that, uh, tough love either. I'm, uh, still the smarmiest guy in any room and, uh, I was smarmy enough to get that debt ceiling raised for a pittance in cuts for cover while playing, uh, this new Jobs Bill that cost half a $Trillion close to my, uh, chest.
Posted by: Barky O'Lounger at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (J74Py) 196
"We need to build an economy that lasts," he said. "If you love me, you gotta help me pass this bill."
You know, for all the crap we give him about being "Dear Reader," maybe he really shouldn't give speeches without TOTUS. Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (8y9MW) 197
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Can you imagine the unholy hell Obama will unleash on this country if he's reelected? shudder Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (Xm1aB) Its kind of a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario. He'll still unleash holy hell regardless of the outcome. Posted by: Derak at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (mTL4C) 198
"But if you love me you've got to play with my putter."
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (e8kgV) 199
NY-9 is full of Archie Bunkers, apparently. It's a wonder how Weiner got so many "Meathead" votes to win. Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (G/zuv) 200
We have to pass this stool to find out whats if corn is in it. FIFY
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 14, 2011 02:01 PM (71LDo) 201
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I’ve never heard the 9th C.D. referred to as a bellwether. It’s among the most conservative districts in New York City."--Chuck You Schumer I don't recall Pearl harbor ever being exclusively an American base or bombing range. Posted by: zombie Adm Husband Kimmel former CinC Pacific fleet at September 14, 2011 01:58 PM (326rv) Hot Gates? No worries... we'll roll right over the top of them... Posted by: Xerxes at September 14, 2011 02:01 PM (NtXW4) 202
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis Hypnotized by you if I should linger Staring at the ring around your finger I have only come here seeking knowledge Things they would not teach me of in college I can see the destiny you sold Turned into a shining band of gold I'll be wrapped around your finger I'll be wrapped around your finger Mephistopheles is not your name I know what you're up to just the same I will listen hard to your tuition ** You will see it come to its fruition I'll be wrapped around your finger I'll be wrapped around your finger Devil and the deep blue sea behind me Vanish in the air you'll never find me I will turn your face to alabaster When you will find your servant is your master Ohhh, you'll be wrapped around my finger You'll be wrapped around my finger ** You'll be wrapped around my finger * Posted by: Democrat voters at September 14, 2011 02:01 PM (rBCpR) 203
off sock
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 02:01 PM (LyOUH) 204
183 Can someone tell me a more left wing rep than Weiner?Louise Slaughter, I'd say, is equal to Weiner in her moonbattery. Who is more liberal than Weiner?
Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (G/zuv) John Conyers can be a piece of work Posted by: Red Shirt at September 14, 2011 02:01 PM (FIDMq) Posted by: Dr. Vinnie Boombatz at September 14, 2011 02:01 PM (lH6z9) Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 02:01 PM (e8kgV) 207
Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (jucos)
You didn't care for the chorus of "Kiss Him Goodbye"? Posted by: The Bee Gees at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (mjR67) 208
197 181 Can you imagine the unholy hell Obama will unleash on this country if he's reelected? shudder
Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 01:57 PM (Xm1aB) Its kind of a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario. He'll still unleash holy hell regardless of the outcome. Posted by: Derak at September 14, 2011 02:00 PM (mTL4C) And my guess is he blanket pardons everyone in his administration... to ensure they can never be called to testify against HIM. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (NtXW4) 209
John Conyers can be a piece of work
Posted by: Red Shirt at September 14, 2011 02:01 PM (FIDMq) Forgot to add Dingell as well Posted by: Red Shirt at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (FIDMq) Posted by: Breaker19 at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (WCm02) 211
Crap-
I think this line gives us too much credit- Mephistopheles is not your name I know what you're up to just the same Pffffttttt. Posted by: Democrat voters at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (rBCpR) 212
Pass this bill, or God will call me home!
Posted by: Orelbama at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (GBXon) 213
Everywhere he goes, it seems someone in the crowd shouts some kind of schoolkid crush phrase, "I love you Barack!" It's really, really bizarre. Not that they have any kind of blind adoration for him. Oh, no. That's not it at all! /s
Whatever the reason, his wording is particularly outlandish. It smacks of that which he does best.....turn everything back to him. It's all about ME, MYSELF I, BARACK. Not the country for which this bill supposedly meant to help. IOW, he's counting on that blind adoration, the 'bots, to pressure their lawmakers to help him out. Psychologically, that's the game. What an unadulterated narcissist. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (ycuSb) 214
DidBarry then make the crowd bow in adoration of him?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 02:03 PM (1Jaio) 215
"Gimme a win, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar!"
Posted by: Barky Love at September 14, 2011 02:03 PM (bZ8J6) 216
"But if you love me you've got to pay me off."
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 02:03 PM (e8kgV) 217
Oprah said she'd come back forone moreshow, just so Obama could cry on her shoulder.
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2011 02:03 PM (VndSC) 218
Obama made me think of Ted Baxter. Remember when he'd march into Lou Grant's office as if he was gonna give Lou the whatfor? But as soon as Ted closed the door to Lou's office Ted would drop to his knees and beg, "Louuuuuu, please Lou, please Lou, don't fire me, Looooouuuuuuu." Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 02:03 PM (G/zuv) 219
Harry Reid may not love Barry as much these days, says bill may not pass Senate:
If that's true he really is done. We could run one of the mentally retarded paramecium (read: trolls) that come around here and still win. If his new Democrat Bribery bill can't pass the Senate, it means the Senate has given up on him. If that has happened, the donors, "Super-Delegate" and assorted other big-wigs will desert him quickly. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 02:03 PM (8y9MW) 220
You didn't care for the chorus of "Kiss Him Goodbye"?
Posted by: The Bee Gees at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (mjR67) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I've seen better behavior at a Redskins/Giants Sunday night game after everyone has had all day to marinate. Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at September 14, 2011 02:04 PM (jucos) 221
Holy Crap! I just heard a clip of Obama out on the campaign trail screaming about Republicans obstructing his jobs bill because they don't want to give him a win (that he also said is taking too long for them to pass). I quote the SCOAMF:
"GIVE ME A WIN, GIVE ME A BREAK!!" He was yelling! He is losing it! He is pissed off, and I don't think he's going to be able to fake being cool and unemotional any more. (He was able to fake that before because he is lazy and he didn't care). Now that his job is on the line, he cares...a lot. Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 02:04 PM (0fUOB) 222
I wasn't referring to you. I had the great misfortune of being at the inauguration of teh won. Long story. Business related. I was bewildered by what I saw that day.
I know. But if THEY are put off by it, well, I bet you can guess my reaction. What's that relativism thing they're always going on about? Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 02:04 PM (LyOUH) Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 02:04 PM (h+qn8) 224
212 Pass this bill, or God will call me home!
Posted by: Orelbama at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (GBXon) Nah, but Elvis wants his Alien Charisma device back... said you were not recharging it... Posted by: Agent K at September 14, 2011 02:04 PM (NtXW4) Posted by: Forrest Gump at September 14, 2011 02:04 PM (KxADM) 226
LOOOOSER, loser![/AceVentura]
Posted by: jukin at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (vkkNZ) 227
The Prozac President®
Posted by: Dr Phil at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (vYB+W) 228
I disagree that the context makes it only a "little" weird. The context makes it worse. Maybe he was joking? Using a rhetorical device? Even being a little bit self deprecating? OK, that one is a stretch. But, to think that's how he replied to a shouted comment from the crowd? Eeeewwww. Does this man really think that guy loves him truly? Yeah, he probably does. What a creepy way to react.
Posted by: Jaynie59 at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (4zKCA) Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (G/zuv) 230
If Teddy Roosevelt cried ... he'd be somewhere crying ...
Posted by: Honey Badger at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (GvYeG) 231
"But if you love me you've got to pay me off."
I got that from Dick Trumka (President of the AFL- CIO) but I'm going to keep it. Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (e8kgV) 232
Can you imagine the unholy hell Obama will unleash on this country if he's reelected? The pubs need to shut down DC during the lame duck session - those 90d are going to be hell.
Posted by: Jean at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (WkuV6) 233
Yep. If he loses, it'll be because Republicans suppressed the vote. Get ready for that sh*t storm...
They'll complain that dead Chicagoans only got 2 votes this time... Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (71LDo) 234
How can people in a crowd help Barry pass this bill?
Posted by: toby928™ at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (GTbGH) 235
Can you imagine the unholy hell Obama will unleash on this country if he's reelected? All that recent flashmob violence has just been a training exercise. Note that one ethnic group is always at the center of it.
Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (0fUOB) 236
Every fu*king democrat senator, or almost all of them, who are running in 2012 have got to be peeing their pants. I personally cannot wait to send Claire McCaskill packing. Her conservative act is no longer possible in Missouri. Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (Xm1aB) 237
And my guess is he blanket pardons everyone in his administration... to ensure they can never be called to testify against HIM.
Isn't that a little like asking God to forgive a murder you haven't yet committed? Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (LyOUH) 238
53 is the crowd singing I don't know how to love himWhat to do, how to move himI've been changed, yes really changedIn these past few daysWhen I've seen myselfI seem like someone else....
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:36 PM (h+qn Shit! I know that one, I'm soooo damned old. Fortunately the hippie thing didn't stick. Posted by: Dr. Vinnie Boombatz at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (lH6z9) 239
And my guess is he blanket pardons everyone in his administration... to ensure they can never be called to testify against HIM.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 02:02 PM (NtXW4) That'll come right after he has the ATF fully arm the gangs. Gangwalker hasn't been completed yet, so he's got 14 more months to complete the task. Posted by: Derak at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (mTL4C) 240
Pass this bill, or I'll hold my breath.....
Posted by: Barky McLovesnut at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (WCm02) Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (G/zuv) 242
"Pass this bill or the bill gets it!"
Posted by: Mark Steyn at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (0fUOB) 243
When Obama leaves the WH, he will be forced to leave in a chopper ala Saigon. Valerie Jarrett will be screaming to let her onboard as the chopper flies away. Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 02:07 PM (OhYCU) 244
Harry Reid may not love Barry as much these days, says bill may not pass Senate:If that's true he really is done. We could run one of the mentally retarded paramecium (read: trolls) that come around here and still win. If his new Democrat Bribery bill can't pass the Senate, it means the Senate has given up on him.If that has happened, the donors, "Super-Delegate" and assorted other big-wigs will desert him quickly.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls Something sounds familiar here, but I can't quite recall what it is. Posted by: former Senator Bob Torricelli (D- Bench) at September 14, 2011 02:07 PM (6rX0K) 245
44 If you love me, you gotta help me pass this stool.
And wipe it clean. Posted by: Smell The Glove at September 14, 2011 02:07 PM (0M3AQ) 246
Thus Sayeth Barack,
"About this bill...it's part of a trilogy, a legislative trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why [...] Well, this bill is called "Lick My Love Pump". Posted by: K~Bob, who says, "This SCOAMF goes to eleven." at September 14, 2011 02:07 PM (pnIAH) 247
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And my guess is he blanket pardons everyone in his administration... to ensure they can never be called to testify against HIM. Isn't that a little like asking God to forgive a murder you haven't yet committed? Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 02:06 PM (LyOUH) And you can have this indulgence for only... Posted by: Catholic Church, Dark Ages at September 14, 2011 02:07 PM (NtXW4) 248
"How can people in a crowd help Barry pass this bill?" Because I atethe billthat's why! Someone in this crowd has to have some castor oil handy. Posted by: Barky O'Lounger at September 14, 2011 02:07 PM (J74Py) 249
223 geitner; economy in an early stage of crisis
drudge Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 02:04 PM (h+qn Early? Timmeh, we can't even see "early" in the rear-view mirror anymore. Posted by: joncelli at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (RD7QR) 250
You take This Love!!!!!!
Posted by: Pantera at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (UK9cE) 251
If you don't pass this bill, I won't give back your nose.
Posted by: Bluimic Donner Partier at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (Pir3k) 252
244 Harry Reid may not love Barry as much these days, says bill may not pass Senate:If that's true he really is done. We could run one of the mentally retarded paramecium (read: trolls) that come around here and still win. If his new Democrat Bribery bill can't pass the Senate, it means the Senate has given up on him.If that has happened, the donors, "Super-Delegate" and assorted other big-wigs will desert him quickly.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls Something sounds familiar here, but I can't quite recall what it is. I'm reporting both of you to AttackWatch. Treason. Posted by: Smell The Glove at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (0M3AQ) 253
Pass this bill, or I'll hold my breath.....
Posted by: Barky McLovesnut Holy crap! His lips are turning purple! he means it. Posted by: former Senator Bob Torricelli (D- Bench) at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (6rX0K) 254
"Someone in the crowd yelled "I love you Barack," which prompted this reply." But what made this really funny was the fact that the person who yelled that also flung her shit-soiled granny pants up on the stage, and Barry had them dangling from his fingers when he made his comment back to her. It was a priceless moment. Posted by: Sharkman at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (wMsKw) 255
That'll come right after he has the ATF fully arm the gangs. Gangwalker hasn't been completed yet, so he's got 14 more months to complete the task.
Wanna bet that "civilian security force" is installed prior to the election? Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (LyOUH) 256
I love you Barack!!!!!11!!!!22222@@@@@@33333####
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (OhYCU) 257
They'll complain that dead Chicagoans only got 2 votes this time...
Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 14, 2011 02:05 PM (71LDo) Its a shovel ready GOTV effort Posted by: Red Shirt at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (FIDMq) 258
brb, makin' a collage of unflattering pictures of you in which I have cut out all the eyes
That is actually a frighteningly possible thought. Posted by: toby928™ at September 14, 2011 02:09 PM (GTbGH) 259
Pomangranates
Posted by: Harry Reid-Rather at September 14, 2011 02:09 PM (LyOUH) 260
And my guess is he blanket pardons everyone in his administration... to ensure they can never be called to testify against HIM.
What if they volunteer? Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2011 02:10 PM (FcR7P) 261
Obama is on the course today, so if you hear anything contact AttackPutter.com
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 02:10 PM (OhYCU) 262
At this point I don't believe that Obama could even sell watermelons at a roadside stand.
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 14, 2011 02:10 PM (jucos) 263
#208. I'm afraid of the unholy hell that he'll try to release when he is defeated. Narcissists do not go gentle into the political night.
Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at September 14, 2011 02:11 PM (nik/T) 264
Revenge of the Jews!11!!!!1!
Posted by: Ed Koch at September 14, 2011 02:11 PM (le5qc) 265
If you love Barack Obama, send a note to CowboyPoetry.com.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 02:11 PM (OhYCU) 266
Wanna bet that "civilian security force" is installed prior to the election?
Yeah, we're going to be providing security at the polling places. We don't want no bamboozeling goin on. Posted by: Civilian Security Force at September 14, 2011 02:11 PM (vYB+W) 267
“I think the best jobs bill that can be passed is a comprehensive
long-term deficit-reduction plan,” said Sen. Tom Carper (D-Del.), discussing proposals to slash the debt by $4 trillion by overhauling entitlement programs and raising revenue through tax reforms. “That’s better than everything else the president is talking about — combined.” Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 02:12 PM (e8kgV) 268
Early? Timmeh, we can't even see "early" in the rear-view mirror anymore.
Posted by: joncelli at September 14, 2011 02:08 PM (RD7QR) yeah i'm wondering how this works out for Them. Barak throwing literally trillions at economy isn't working orWe didn't get enough money becuase of those repubs! The Repubs have ruined our economy orthis will help spread the reason Obama needs to go and throw another Dem in there? Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 02:12 PM (h+qn8) 269
WTF?
Posted by: Bomber at September 14, 2011 02:12 PM (qzoN5) 270
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Or how 'bout Obama, hey Bama, Bama bama O, Bama hey Bama Obama, Hey O.B., O.B. Won't you smile at me? Bama, Obama Hey, Superstar! Posted by: Clutch Cargo at September 14, 2011 02:12 PM (p+mzQ) 271
"A flight bound for San Francisco that carried U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg had to be evacuated at Dulles International Airport after Justice Ginsburg had an unfortunate case of incontinence."
Posted by: Smell The Glove at September 14, 2011 02:13 PM (0M3AQ) Posted by: Capt Obama at September 14, 2011 02:13 PM (G/zuv) 273
My first girl-friend was a 15-year-old girl ( I was 16, so it's cool )
She had more intelligence and better judgment--at all times of the Month--than O ( the 'menstrual' stuff don't work, man ) Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 14, 2011 02:13 PM (UqKQV) 274
OT, but check out the latest remarks from Jan Schakowsky (D-Marxist) about Americans keeping their own $, and Obama, The Savior of Israel:
"Schakowsky said that Americans don't deserve to keep all of their money because we need taxes to support our society.""I thought it was really shameful in talking about Barack Obama as not good on Israel. He has provided more security for the state of Israel than any other president," Schakowsky said. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 02:14 PM (ycuSb) 275
"Pass this bill!" the man says to his dog who ate his credit card statement
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 02:14 PM (e8kgV) 276
No -- if you love somebody, if you truly love somebody, there's only one way to really show that.
You choke the bitch down and tell her to put some stank on it. Posted by: Ike Turner at September 14, 2011 02:15 PM (eKuOw) 277
Pass this bill or some kids might catch mental retardation.
Posted by: Barak O'Bachman at September 14, 2011 02:15 PM (vYB+W) 278
NY-9 pure ownage
Posted by: Honey Badger at September 14, 2011 02:16 PM (GvYeG) 279
He was yelling! He is losing it! He is pissed off, and I don't think he's going to be able to fake being cool and unemotional any more.
I want to see him go after Tapper with TOTUS. I really really want to see that. Also has the bill actually been presented to either house yet? Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2011 02:16 PM (VtjlW) 280
Mugger holds up citizen saying ... "Give me OUR money !"
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 02:16 PM (e8kgV) 281
I think the best jobs bill that can be passed is a comprehensive long-term deficit-reduction plan,” said Sen. Tom Carper (D-Del.), discussing proposals to slash the debt by $4 trillion by overhauling entitlement programs and raising revenue through tax reforms. “That’s better than everything else the president is talking about — combined.”
Guess who is running for re-election in 2012? This is the same jerk who creamed himself talking about Obamacare AFTER admitting that not only did he not read it, but that most of his colleagues hadn't read it and that it was ridiculous to expect that they would, given its size. it'd be nice to see the Delaware Republican party do something other than suing their own candidates, but I'm not betting any money on that. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 02:16 PM (326rv) Posted by: Mister Christopher at September 14, 2011 02:17 PM (cjGZv) 283
He has provided more security for the state of Israel than any other president," Schakowsky said.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 02:14 PM (ycuSb) Wow... the stupid is strong with this one... Posted by: Obi Wan Kadidi Wa Didi, Disco Dancing Knight at September 14, 2011 02:17 PM (NtXW4) 284
My first girl-friend was a 15-year-old girl ( I was 16, so it's cool )She had more intelligence and better judgment--at all times of the Month--than O( the 'menstrual' stuff don't work, man )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan Did she have all her Gardasil shots? Check the tag; that's very importnant. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 02:18 PM (326rv) 285
let's all go to attackwatch and report ourselves
Posted by: Jones at September 14, 2011 02:18 PM (8sCoq) 286
That's what they call me.
Posted by: Dr. Love at September 14, 2011 02:19 PM (bZ8J6) 287
Over-under on the number of black-on-white flash mob attacks once Obama is defeated?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2011 02:19 PM (l9zgN) 288
280 Mugger holds up citizen saying ... "Give me OUR money !"
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 02:16 PM (e8kgV) Hey... wait a sec... the Government owns like 2/3rds of GM... and we own the Government... So, can I get a big discount on a new Camaro? or do I have to be a politician first? Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 02:19 PM (NtXW4) 289
He has provided more security for the state of Israel than any other president," Schakowsky said
I shipped in fighter jets in the middle of a f*cking war, and dared the Soviets to do anything to the C-5 Galaxies as they flew into Tel Aviv. I win. History books. Try reading one. Posted by: zombie Pres. Richard Nixon at September 14, 2011 02:20 PM (326rv) 290
288 very damn funny
Posted by: Honey Badger at September 14, 2011 02:20 PM (GvYeG) 291
I hope the Devil gives old Saul an extra foot of barbed cock as a reward for the zero presidency. I hope that the Zero experience puts an end to the socialist demigod once and for all.
Posted by: Gun Dick Stroking Nutter at September 14, 2011 02:20 PM (OlN4e) 292
287 Over-under on the number of black-on-white flash mob attacks once Obama is defeated?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2011 02:19 PM (l9zgN) and then overlay that with the states that allow concealed and open carry Posted by: Red Shirt at September 14, 2011 02:21 PM (FIDMq) 293
did someone mention guns?
Posted by: Honey Badger Glockenheimer at September 14, 2011 02:22 PM (GvYeG) 294
The thought of David Axelrod getting hit by a bus doesn't bother me.
Does this make me a bad person? No--Obie's Battle Bus from Mordor needs human sacrifices every thousand miles or so. Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2011 02:23 PM (hz5UL) 295
94 Am I the only one imagining Obama going over the edge and re-enacting the end of 'Scarface'?
Absolutely not, I've posted several times that the writting is SO on the wall for this administration that my current fear is what the SCoaMF will do on his way out .....just like Slick Willie did with his "Semi-Presidential Pardons" sold for a price on his last day as President. Posted by: MrObvious at September 14, 2011 02:23 PM (2uovW) 296
Everybody Loves Me, Baby. What's the matter with you? http://tinyurl.com/3qhjuue
Posted by: Zombie Don McLean at September 14, 2011 02:26 PM (bZ8J6) 297
@94
Am I the only one imagining Obama going over the edge and re-enacting the end of 'Scarface'? Doing so....in his mom jeans. Mooch will have to hold up the AK-47 though. I doubt he has the muscle power. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 02:26 PM (ycuSb) 298
and then overlay that with the states that allow concealed and open carry
Posted by: Red Shirt at September 14, 2011 02:21 PM (FIDMq) Moved in with my 83 year old Mom to care for her 6 months ago... neighborhood had gone to crap... An elderly neighbor told me yesterday that just before I got here, folks were getting worried about the 'people' who were hanging around the neighborhood... I moved in... made no secret of my background (ret USN) and guns... AND started fencing (Elizabethan) practices... so suddenly all these in shape guys with swords hanging around... Neighbor thanked me, because the 'people' he was worried about, were no longer around... Its not good fences which make good neighbors... its strength. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 02:27 PM (NtXW4) 299
AK-47 a little too butch for bambi ...
Posted by: Honey Badger Glockenheimer at September 14, 2011 02:27 PM (GvYeG) 300
You sad bro?
Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2011 02:28 PM (n2K+4) 301
Bwhahaha! Apparently, Obama's bill, America's Jobs Bill hasn't been filed yet. So a Republican Rep. Louie Gomert? from TX just filed a bill that dropped corporate tax rates to zero and slapped the name "America's Jobs Bill on it". Obama's bill's name got pawned!
(per Rush) Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 02:31 PM (0fUOB) 302
I have rarely been less than 5 ft from a loaded firearm since I saw a Yute attempt to crush Reginald Denny's skull with a cinder block. That had a powerful effect on me.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 14, 2011 02:33 PM (ZDUD4) 303
Pass This Bill or We Will Shoot This Dog.
Posted by: National Lampoon Cover Art at September 14, 2011 02:34 PM (qwK3S) 304
Obammy needs to work on his flouncing. And head tossing. And putting his nose in the air.
Posted by: kevlarchick at September 14, 2011 02:34 PM (TNuqz) 305
304, The wonderful thing about Tiggers....................
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 14, 2011 02:36 PM (ZDUD4) 306
"28 I swore I'd love him till the end of time
Posted by: Debbie 'Meat Loaf' Wasserman-Schultz at September 14, 2011 01:33 PM (le5qc)" And now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive Cause if I have to spend another minute with him I don't think that I could really survive Posted by: tsj017 at September 14, 2011 02:37 PM (4YUWF) 307
"287 Over-under on the number of black-on-white flash mob attacks once Obama is defeated?"
Over. Definitely over. Posted by: tsj017 at September 14, 2011 02:38 PM (4YUWF) 308
Keep a record of the people threatening mob violence if the vote doesn't go their way. Carville did it in '08 on TV. Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at September 14, 2011 02:39 PM (cbyrC) 309
61 The context actually makes the entire thing more creepy to me. Who yells "I love you" at a freaking politician?
Posted by: Slublog Chris Matthews Posted by: Frank G at September 14, 2011 02:41 PM (5HSFu) 310
I moved in... made no secret of my background (ret USN) and guns... AND started fencing (Elizabethan) practices... so suddenly all these in shape guys with swords hanging around...
Neighbor thanked me, because the 'people' he was worried about, were no longer around... Its not good fences which make good neighbors... its strength. Posted by: Romeo13 Are you involved with the SCA? Posted by: zombie Pres. Richard Nixon at September 14, 2011 02:41 PM (6rX0K) 311
I know I'm late to the party, but why not call it "Solyndulus?"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2011 02:44 PM (bxiXv) 312
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At this point I don't believe that Obama could even sell watermelons at a roadside stand. I denounce you! RAAACIST! Posted by: backhoe, Hobbit tea-roar-ist of Doom at September 14, 2011 02:44 PM (rFdqZ) 313
I would have gone with Kiss "Do You Love Me" ....
You really like my limousine You like the way the wheels roll You like my seven inch leather heels And goin' to all of the shows, but Do you love me, do you love me Do you love me, really love me You like the credit cards and private planes Money can really take you far You like the hotels and fancy clothes And the sound of electric guitars, but Do you love me, do you love me Do you love me, I mean like do you Really love me You really like rock 'n' roll All of the fame and the masquerade You like the concerts and studios And all the money, honey, that I make, but Do you love me, do you love me Do you love me, really love me Your backstage pass and black sunglasses Make you look just like a queen Even the fans, they know your face From all of the magazines, but Do you love me (do you love me) Do you love me (do you love me) Do you love me (do you love me) Really love me (really love me) I wanna know Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2011 03:55 PM (iqUtl) 314
Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
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