Liz Cheney Calls Republicans Who Doubt The Election Results Spreaders of Hitler's "Big Lie"

This isn't original to Liz Cheney -- this has been a Branding Effort by CNN, calling all questioning of the election's integrity a "big lie."

And so of course neocon/neoliberal warmonger Liz Cheney has to echo another leftwing talking point:


That's exactly what I thought: She knows her career in elective politics is over.

Now, she's running for CNN Weekend Fill-In Anchor. Maybe she can co-host Cheney & Erickson.


Trump also appropriated CNN's "Big Lie" catchphrase, to mock them:

Former President Donald Trump on Monday announced he'll begin to use the term "the big lie" -- commonly used by his critics to describe his baseless election fraud claims -- to refer to the 2020 election results, a sign he has no plans to tone down his rhetoric as one social media platform adjudicates his suspension.

In a statement sent through his political action committee, Save America PAC, Trump incorrectly blasted his loss in November as "The Fraudulent Presidential Election of 2020" and said it "will be, from this day forth, known as THE BIG LIE!"

By the way, Liz Cheney snottily defended her fist-bump with Biden as just showing some manners, You Ungrateful Savages, and Tiny Little Boy in a Snazzy Blue Blazer Dr. Guy P. Benson, M.D. rushed to congratulate her as Stunning and Brave. (And he knows from Stunning and Brave.)

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

2 2nd

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Fdgdx)

3 This Sow really knows how to get the Votes.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Kt7VC)

4 There's saying, "Hello, Mr. President."

And then there's fist bumping him with a big smile (while masked and vaccinated like an idiot).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

5 I noodled

Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (Fdgdx)

6 3 This Sow really knows how to get the Votes.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:29 PM (Kt7VC)

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From the Comcast board to join their afternoon programming after she's booted from office, yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

7 Fake News electric boogaloo

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (z5Vrg)

8 Poop

Posted by: john cocktoastin at May 03, 2021 03:30 PM (NmR1a)

9 Two in the Stunning, One in the Brave.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (GbPPJ)

10 Actually stealing an election is not poisoning our democratic system, but noticing it in public certainly is.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (DXFDM)

11 Come on, Wyoming!

Certainly you have lampposts.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (ufFY8)

12 These people are all asshole.

Posted by: Spypeach at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (Up/Jb)

13 Liz Cheney can EABOD and then fuck off.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (EuYTz)

14 And I'm supposed to get all upset that Iran wants to destroy DC?

Bring it on, I say.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (Fdh9S)

15 They totally rigged that election. They're just pissed that people found out and know there is nothing they can do about it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (xfb67)

16 10 Actually stealing an election is not poisoning our democratic system, but noticing it in public certainly is.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (DXFDM)

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Inconveniencing the ruling class is the end of democracy. Well, the end of their facade of democracy, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

17 Anyone who thinks that Biden isn't a sworn enemy is my sworn enemy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (trdmm)

18 Love how they always got to throw in that "baseless" every time they DO deign to mention the election fraud.

It's never been investigated.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (HrMC1)

19 Will someone please ask her to explain why five cities in five states across multiple time zones simultaneously paused counting at approximately the same time and then Biden disproportionately spiked like a mofo and was bigly winning as soon as they started back up?

It's amazing how it's like that never happened.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (4lxb3)

20 11 Come on, Wyoming!
Certainly you have lampposts.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (ufFY

Why do you ask that?

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Fdgdx)

21

I am a bit shocked that the daughter of Dick Cheney is a prog nutjob, and that it might be indicative of his political persuasion.

A Woke Dick Cheney...if Don Rumsfeld is woke, I'd be disappointed...

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (NuVOb)

22 Did we just get Destroyed with Facts and Logic?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (PiwSw)

23 Damn. Today is Regretful Monday.

I sincerely regret ever cheering on Dick Cheney as the War Cock.

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

24 Since you can use their projection like a road map, we must be getting close to the mother lode.

Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (pbStR)

25 Liz Cheney and Guy Benson can huff each-others' farts on Twitter all they want, it won't make anyone take them seriously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Jsjd7)

26 So Liz, the country just voted for Socialism clear and clean.
Start bowing to your masters.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Cxk7w)

27 >>Poop


You mean Ambrosia.

Posted by: Dr Guy P Benson at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (Kt7VC)

28 Liz Cheney, OUT.
Adam Kinzinger, OUT.
Mitch McConnell, OUT.
Kevin McCarthy, OUT.
Mike Pence, OUT.

That's what republicans get back from me with every solicitation received. But they do NOT get money from me.

Posted by: Orange Man Bad (Rheeeees Be Upon Him) at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (jV+aN)

29 Not that I want East coast Hordlings to get hurt or anything.

I just want DC to hurt even more.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (Fdh9S)

30 More nazi bullshit. The refuge of a lying scoundrel

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (ONvIw)

31 Not a "leftwing" talking point.

Its a uniparty talking point. l

The uniparty stole the election. You can't steal an election in a two party system without a civil war. In a single party system, the winner is who they decide is the winner, not who the voters choose.

Posted by: broken record at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (/yn0M)

32 Liz is such a despicable creature.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (nxdel)

33 'Security incident' regarding 'intruder' reported at CIA Headquarters in Virginia
No doubt Elvis was trying to break out

Posted by: SMOD at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (RHGPo)

34 Robbie - weird. Just a glitch. A hiccup in the system if you will!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (EuYTz)

35 Willowed from previous thread:

I've been wondering if the Dems will try to push through another stimulus payment.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (L2ZTs)

36 22 Did we just get Destroyed with Facts and Logic?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (PiwSw)

I saw Facts & Logic open for gaping anuses at the Pr0n Show

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Fdgdx)

37 Why is Cheney sucking up to me now? Actually, who the hell is she anyway?

Light Slojoe news day.

Posted by: klaftern at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (RuIsu)

38 >We're not sworn enemies.

Oh, you're certainly not sworn enemies of the Democrats, you've made that quite clear. More like the Washington Generals to the Harlem Globetrotters.

And nearly 120k likes for that swill? What a wasteland of supine cvckery that Twitter is.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (DXFDM)

39 I always thought that Dick Chainy would be a good name for a gay BDSM porn star.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (JZT2F)

40 Liz-Ard needs to update her photo. She's a total hag now.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (jvt6t)

41 I thought today was gonna suck. But I've been treated to the trainwreck that is the Cheney campaign, and the big news that The Widow McCain is disappointed in me.

Things are really looking up! Thanks!

Posted by: JayInAmes at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (yGu6h)

42 >>Liz Cheney can EABOD and then fuck off.


From the looks of her, she ate her sister's bag too.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Kt7VC)

43 WheEeEeEeE~!

@Breaking911 29s

#BREAKING: "I am revising the United States' annual refugee admissions cap to 62,500 for this fiscal year," Biden says. "This erases the historically low number set by the previous administration of 15,000."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (pAjZN)

44
Cheney. Pronounced "sheeny"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (pNxlR)

45 Liz looks to me like she's turning into Hillary's mini-me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)

46 All I know is Robert Redford looks fat and bloated as a woman.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (qwuAs)

47 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

48 "In a statement sent through his political action committee, Save America PAC, Trump incorrectly blasted his loss in November..."

Right. Resident Smoothbrain remains the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being they've ever known in their lives. His popularity so historic that no one ever managed to show up at his rallies.

Good job, Forbes. Keep effin' that chicken.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (aXxgO)

49 'Security incident' regarding 'intruder' reported at CIA Headquarters in Virginia

I was just looking for a bathroom!

Posted by: Most Popular Candidate in History! at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (pbStR)

50 Stupid cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

51 All incumbents OUT.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (ufFY8)

52 Will someone please ask her to explain why five cities in five states across multiple time zones simultaneously paused counting at approximately the same time and then Biden disproportionately spiked like a mofo and was bigly winning as soon as they started back up?

It's amazing how it's like that never happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (4lxb3)

I believe all the energies of the MSM, the Democrats and the NT's are going into ensuring that the truth NEVER comes out.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (HrMC1)

53 "Punish your enemies"

//Good American Barack Obama to his voters in 2012

Fuck you Guy and Liz

Posted by: sven at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (Lzpvj)

54 "The Big Lie"

wasn't that Iraqis would welcome us?

wasn't that fewer troops were better?

wasn't that Republicans would defend the war effort in the media?

I can do this all day, Sugar Tits.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (BD0Jm)

55 Isn't the BIG LIE presented by government?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (cSyAR)

56 Way back when Liz Cheney dropped out of her race to replace the Wyoming senator, I said something on the AoS Facebook group about how I was glad that this "bitch slap fight" was over. I got chastised for being sexist, but whatever.

Anyway, I'm glad that her pointless effort to unseat a perfectly fine WY Senator of long standing did not predict her mercenary tendencies and power mad desires at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

57 Liz, it's not like Biden came running through the crowd and you were caught flat-footed having to greet him. There is more than one way out of that chamber.

You joined the line to shake his hand.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (yL25O)

58 That's exactly what I thought: She knows her career in elective politics is over.

Now, she's running for CNN Weekend Fill-In Anchor. Maybe she can co-host Cheney & Erickson.


Maybe, she and Tater Tot can have an eating contest. Who can eat more donuts on the CNN morning show?

Ratings galore!

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (88xKn)

59 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 03:35 PM (qwuAs)

Ok this is funny

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (EuYTz)

60 commonly used by his critics to describe his baseless election fraud claims


They can't stop lying at any point, can they.


BASELESS!???! Fuck you all.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

61 > Anyone who thinks that Biden isn't a sworn enemy is my sworn enemy.
> Posted by: Tom Servo

I see what you're saying, but Biden doesn't even rise to the level of sworn enemy. He's akin to a leech or a tick on the body politic.

Now, ValJar and crew? Those people are sworn enemies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (JZT2F)

62 >Two in the Stunning, One in the Brave.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (GbPPJ)

/me sprays drink across room.

I bow to your superior wordsmithing!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (DXFDM)

63 @Liz_Cheney
I disagree agree strongly w/@JoeBiden policies, but and when the President reaches out to greet me in the chamber of the US House of Representatives, I will always respond in a civil, respectful & dignified way. We're different political parties people. We're not sworn enemies. We're Americans Democrats.
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Fixed it for her, since the entire thing is an obvious pack of lies.

Where was your civility, respect and dignity when speaking about the leader of your party, those that support him or any action he took?

What a conniving, shallow, dishonest, traitorous bitch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

64 I have been noticing here and I'm sure others have, help wanted signs everywhere. Places are begging for help but with people getting $500 or more a week in unemployment there is no incentive to go back to work. Great plan BiteMe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (nxdel)

65 wasn't that Iraqis would welcome us?

___

Not a complete lie.

They did. Initially.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (Fdh9S)

66 Yet the MSM and leftists (but I repeat myself) have their tranny panties in a bunch because of an audit of the votes in Arizona. Why? If there was no foul play, the audit SHOULD show it, confirming Biden was elected validly in Arizona. Yeah, Liz, shove it up you back hole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (ynpvh)

67 Two in the Stunning, One in the Brave.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (GbPPJ)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

68 They totally rigged that election. They're just pissed that people found out and know there is nothing they can do about it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (xfb67)

2020 is old news, as far as I'm concerned. Of course they stole it.

What I'd like to know now is, what did they promise Nixon to not contest the '60 election? How did they manage to totally swamp Goldwater in '64?

Those are more pressing concerns now, in my opinion.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (QipVc)

69 They keep calling Trump's claims of election fraud, "incorrect", "baseless" and "Debunked conspiracy theory"---but they never show their MATH

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (HrMC1)

70 I hate this woman

'the big lie'

fuck these people to pieces

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (iTXRQ)

71 Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (88xKn)

Chris Hayes says hello please buy my hot dogs.

Still one of the funniest ace posts ever.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (EuYTz)

72 Awww, Liz has a little lap dog in Guy Benson. Sweet.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

73 Liz, did you give chummy fist bumps to your constituents who voted to censure you? Not sworn enemies, great Americans, all that?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (yL25O)

74 Dear Liz, if we aren't sworn enemies could you please let the DOJ know that, as they seem to be acting as if we are.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (Ojki1)

75 I'm NOT related to this monster. Notice the spelling.

Posted by: Lon Chaney at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (sWM8x)

76 68 What I'd like to know now is, what did they promise Nixon to not contest the '60 election? How did they manage to totally swamp Goldwater in '64?

Those are more pressing concerns now, in my opinion.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (QipVc)

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They killed the president and sent the nation into a wave of emotion that could only lead to LBJ winning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

77 Ratings galore!
Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (88xKn)

It's bad enough seeing Tater in shorts, but if the leaked photos of BOTH of them in shorts comes out....

*retches*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (jvt6t)

78 Maybe Liz can transition and be Shep's bottom?

One can dream

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (ZjFZv)

79 When are the Cheneys and Bushes going away for good.....

Assholes all of them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (DDw5Y)

80 How the fuck does an intruder manage to make it all the way into CIA headquarters?

Breaching the fence, that I could understand.

Wandering away from a tour group, I could understand (does the CIA even have tours?).

Actually making it into the secure areas?

Yeah, you guys suck. You can't even manage the rudiments of security for your own operation, much less guard the security of the country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (JZT2F)

81 Dominion just won some court case so my liberal colleagues are claiming this proves it tots wasnt stolen.
Riiiight .

This is serious third world shit with the power players tinkering with automation. It will not end well.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (axyOa)

82 >>Two in the Stunning, One in the Brave.


*Holds up funny hand sign*

Back into it and Prosper

Posted by: Spock at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Kt7VC)

83 Not many help-wanted signs in my small town. Whereas in St. Louis, many, many signs.

The kid who cuts our lawn is making bank.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Fdh9S)

84 I see what you're saying, but Biden doesn't even rise to the level of sworn enemy. He's akin to a leech or a tick on the body politic.

Now, ValJar and crew? Those people are sworn enemies.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (JZT2F)
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Whenever I say "Biden," what I mean is "the politburo running things and for whom Biden is a puppet."

But that's a mouthful. I assume most people on this forum use it similarly unless the context makes it clear that the comment is about Biden himself (e.g., a post about his porridge-filled skull is clearly about Biden himself).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Jsjd7)

85 54 "The Big Lie"
wasn't that Iraqis would welcome us?
wasn't that fewer troops were better?
wasn't that Republicans would defend the war effort in the media?
I can do this all day, Sugar Tits.
Posted by: Oschisms at May 03, 2021 03:36 PM (BD0Jm)

I won't cum in your mouth.

Just the tip, see how good it feels.

No, dear. those pants do NOT may your ass look fat.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Fdgdx)

86 Can we start referring her as "Fat Fetish Whore, Liz Cheney"?

Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (ukNFU)

87 willowed, and I wasn't going to let this languish in the previous thread:

482 I know. Jeff is such an awful name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

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"It is like a weak ejaculation. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Jeff.."

--Nadja, What We Do In The Shadows
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (CAJOC)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (CAJOC)

88 I'm trying to figure out her plan to fix the Wyoming primaries.. you know she's working on it.

Only question is did she already blow it too far for the WY-GOPe to cover for her?
I know the plan was to flood the field with candidates.. but Trump already said he wants a single good candidate which ruins the normal plans.

Guess they will go with plan B, throwing an easily winnable race to the Dems.

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (53oGX)

89 Doesn't Guy Benson swallow man juice?

Yeah, that causes mental issues I'm told.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

90 I think we all pondered how the NTs would react if the election was stolen. Sad to say it was even worse than expected which is such a GOPe tradition.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (y7DUB)

91 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (JZT2F)

Did you watch that recruitment video? It makes perfect sense how someone could breach and make it into classified areas.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (EuYTz)

92 You know, I actually believe the NeverTrumpers actually BELIEVE the election WASN'T stolen.

That's how stupid and out of touch they are.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)

93 The Republican caucus could have cleansed themselves of Cheney's rot by actually voting her out of leadership, but they chose to keep her there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

94 Dad, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (DXFDM)

95 It's not that they are my sworn enemy, it's that I'm their sworn enemy. And they take every opportunity to remind me of that.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (NHiEn)

96 A fist bump is "civil, respectful, and dignified"?

Or is it a chummy greeting between bros?

Liz - that was not civil, dignified and respectful at all. It was downright embarrassing.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (EwPKb)

97 Let's see, so far I've disappointed Mitt Romney, Cindy McCain, and now Liz Cheney? It's only Monday. I need to pace myself.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)

98 So Liz, in 2017 when your buddies throughout the MFM were saying, without evidence, that "Russian hackors" were responsible for Trump's win, were you also decrying that as a Big Lie?


Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (KKMoa)

99 #76 they ALSO played the Russia card.
Claimed Goldwater was going to get your little girl nuked by Russians while she was picking daisys.

Democrats are shameless devils.

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (ZjFZv)

100 Maybe we'll get a reality show where Meggy McCain and Liz Cheney come out as lesbians and move in together.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)

101 Biden is not the legitimate President.
President Trump is.

Posted by: Bosk at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (SWbVS)

102 Liz Cheney is a treasonous liar.
Literally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (ifmtJ)

103 Just learned that from 1900 to 1903, there was an American car-making company called Marlboro.

How cool would it be to be able to say "I drive a Marlboro!"? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (L2ZTs)

104 Former President Donald Trump on Monday announced he'll begin to use the term "the big lie" -- commonly used by his critics to describe his baseless election fraud claims...

In a statement sent through his political action committee, Save America PAC, Trump incorrectly blasted his loss in November...


Can anyone enlighten me as to when FORBES personally audited all those states' election "results"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Bmy3R)

105 Liz ought to change parties, you know she just wants to be on the winning side

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Cxk7w)

106 Had to turn on the A/C for the first time this year.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)

107 Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)

Fuck that. We should piss off the entire GOPe.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (EuYTz)

108 Let's see, so far I've disappointed Mitt Romney, Cindy McCain, and now Liz Cheney? It's only Monday. I need to pace myself.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)

DoNt FoRgEt MeEeEe....

Posted by: Susan Collins at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (HrMC1)

109 Dad, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?

Posted by: Liz Cheney
===
Honey, I'm dead from the neck down. My body is purely robotic, so I really don't have hygiene issues. Sometimes, when I get cranky, I shoot somebody in the face. Its a great picker upper.

Posted by: Dicky Cheney, before he dicks you at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (nRtP5)

110 >It's amazing how it's like that never happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (4lxb3)

Like most ops they can't even present a plausible cover story for, they just order their MSM flunkies to ignore it and pretend like it never happened. And if by some reason it were to come up in a way they couldn't ignore it, they would just call it a "conspiracy theory".

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (DXFDM)

111 Had to turn on the A/C for the first time this year.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)

Read that as AOC

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)

112 Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (ZjFZv)

Leave out shameless. Sentence reads better.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (EuYTz)

113 The Republican caucus could have cleansed themselves of Cheney's rot by actually voting her out of leadership, but they chose to keep her there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM

I remind them of that when they ask me for money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, get ready now at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (ifmtJ)

114 96 A fist bump is "civil, respectful, and dignified"?



Or is it a chummy greeting between bros?



Liz - that was not civil, dignified and respectful at all. It was downright embarrassing.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (EwPKb)

It's not like Biden sniffed her hair...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (ynpvh)

115 Trump got 73 million votes.

Liz Cheney and the widow McCain are upset about conservatives not supporting Biden?

And you think that's a WINNING mindset?


DIAF, cuunts.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Liz ought to change parties, you know she just wants to be on the winning side
Posted by: Skip

___

I read that as ought to change panties.

Especially after that not-so-fresh feeling discussion with her dad.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (Fdh9S)

117
Did you watch that recruitment video? It makes perfect sense how someone could breach and make it into classified areas.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 03, 2021 03:40 PM (EuYTz)


Barriers mean nothing when you are throwing off the chains of the patriarchy and choosing to be the YOU you were meant to be.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (axyOa)

118 The White House handpicked who would be in attendance. Cheney was there specifically for that photo.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (5qBoi)

119 >>Read that as AOC


First time this year!?

Damn Covid restrictions.

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (Kt7VC)

120 What I'd like to know now is, what did they promise Nixon to not contest the '60 election? How did they manage to totally swamp Goldwater in '64?

Those are more pressing concerns now, in my opinion.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (QipVc)

They killed the president and sent the nation into a wave of emotion that could only lead to LBJ winning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

Not buying it. Goldwater needed to be gotten out of the way, so Nixon could have his payoff, for not questioning '60.

The only question I have is, did the people who assured Nixon he'd get his eventually, were they also responsible for JFK's murder?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (QipVc)

121 Like most ops they can't even present a plausible cover story for, they just order their MSM flunkies to ignore it and pretend like it never happened. And if by some reason it were to come up in a way they couldn't ignore it, they would just call it a "conspiracy theory".
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (DXFDM)

The truth will eventually come out.
That will be fun.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (HrMC1)

122 The election isn't the only thing we're not allowed to question.

It's sort of like calling people Nazis. It's the go-to for every occasion. Just questioning or doubting is the sin, because, I suppose, too many people depend on certainty to feel good about themselves and the world. Sort of the way we felt when we were five and knew that our parents were brave and wise and nothing bad could ever get us.

But for adults to have meltdowns because someone wants assurances and proof that what appeared hinky in November wasn't?

You know, if you have a business partner and you ask for an audit and they get MAD?

They stole from you.

Count on it.

Posted by: Synova at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (BD/yx)

123 Liz ought to change parties, you know she just wants to be on the winning side
===
Ahem. She's in the winning party.
The Uniparty.

Posted by: Dicky Cheney, before he dicks you at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (qdzUG)

124 Liz,

FTR, the other side IS my sworn enemy

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (iTXRQ)

125 Bill Gates' marriage is mort

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)

126 I remember in Clifford Stoll's book when he was at the NSA talking to them about the computer security breaches he'd uncovered.

At one point his host left him alone in his office, so Stoll amused himself with the host's collection of rubber stamps, stamping a sheet of blank note paper with "Top Secret" and so on.

Sadly, they wouldn't let him keep the paper when he left.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (JZT2F)

127 Lights Out For Indian Point As NYC Sources More Fossil Fuels For Power Generation _ZH

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Xqi9c)

128
I have been noticing here and I'm sure others have, help wanted signs everywhere. Places are begging for help but with people getting $500 or more a week in unemployment there is no incentive to go back to work. Great plan BiteMe.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:37 PM (nxdel)



Yep. One of my neer-do-well nephews just got a restaurant job because his new boss had a devil of a time getting workers, and he's settle for ANYONE.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (n+4am)

129 I get Cheney defending her decision to fist bump Big Brother Biden as keeping up norms and politeness because the one thing I associate with the left is collegiality and politeness.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (tg6or)

130 Can anyone enlighten me as to when FORBES personally audited all those states' election "results"?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Bmy3R)


Steve Forbes has always been a testosterone deprived fraud and his dogshit website software looks up in awe at pixy.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (y7DUB)

131 >>A fist bump is "civil, respectful, and dignified"?


Yes.

And technically it's called a Donkey Punch.

Posted by: Dr Guy P Benson at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Kt7VC)

132 Maybe we'll get a reality show where Meggy McCain and Liz Cheney come out as lesbians and move in together.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (JZT2F)



I've seen one woman naked, so I want to see the rest of 'em. That being said, I won't watch that show...... I'll wait for a screen cap to show up on the internet somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Had to turn on the A/C for the first time this year.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)

Read that as AOC
Posted by: JoeF

___

Yeah, I'll leave turning on big-chested dingbats for you 'Rons.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (Fdh9S)

134 Rodrigo Borgia: "Yeah, you guys suck. You can't even manage the rudiments of security for your own operation, much less guard the security of the country."

If only we gave them a bigger budget, more personnel, and more laws, then they'd be able to perform.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:45 PM (aXxgO)

135 So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)

136 Prove it Liz. Prove it

Posted by: LASue at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

137 So is everybody You-Know-Who these days or just all us Deplorables? There's just so much bullshit to ignore, I can't tell who says what to blame me for something I never did. Not that I give a shit anymore...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (HaL55)

138 She's just the Uniparty's latest puppet. Amazing how she suddenly just popped up spewing all their talking points AND she has a well recognized last name.

I mean what a crazy coincidence!!!

Posted by: ... at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (f3SGf)

139 People who are secure don't get upset about allegations they consider baseless.

If someone gets upset about an allegation, it's either because it's true, or because at least they think a lot of people will think it's true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (w7wmc)

140 93 The Republican caucus could have cleansed themselves of Cheney's rot by actually voting her out of leadership, but they chose to keep her there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

Vote Harder! is the new #TwoWeeks!

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

141 These people seem to have a severe lack of concern for the results of all these coming election audits. Political animals like Cheney wouldn't put all their eggs in one basket unless there was assurance that the results would reflect their position.

IOW...once again, the fix is in. These audits are likely nothing more than Kabuki to solidify Biden's legitimacy...while simultaneously trying to alienate Trump from his supporters.

I guess the telling sign was apparent when those organizing the Arizona audit weren't the usual victims of character assassination.

Posted by: Orson at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (iB+ng)

142 Liz is swiftly becoming the James Cameron of reputational chasm exploration

Posted by: Swamposphere at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (6VCiI)

143 >>So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol


Who gets the Foundation?

Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Kt7VC)

144 Bill Gates' marriage is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)


Hope she takes all his money and he winds up under a bridge, walks to the top and jumps off.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

145 C'mon, people! To quote the outgoing Chairperson of The Republican Party of Utah, "Show some respect!"

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (DMUuz)

146 James Chaney > Lon Chaney > Dick Cheney >>> Liz Cheney

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (mdjgu)

147 An 80-year-old puddinghead who didn't even bother to campaign and ran with one of the most unpopular running mates in history, "won" a historic number of votes at 4am after 5 swing states simultaneously "paused" their elections.

Then he put the leader he deposed on trial and surrounded the Capitol with the military.

The he started arresting the deposed leader's supporters.

All perfectly normal. So normallly normal. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Bmy3R)

148 111 Had to turn on the A/C for the first time this year.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)

Read that as AOC
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)

*looks for link*

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Ojki1)

149 I don't believe Nixon had to be paid off in 1960. He was a politician and establishment and knew how the game was played.

Also in 1960 Democrat and Republican voters both tended to be Patriotic.
It wasn't an existential election like today.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (HrMC1)

150 All Iran has to do is hijack a ship and sail up the Patomac and let the carnage ensue.

That's where this is going

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (ZjFZv)

151 Noticing that the election was stolen is like a mean tweet. It's "not who we are".
You're not one of those crazy conspiracy people right?

Posted by: brak at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (c3Jw6)

152 The truth will eventually come out.
==
No it won't.

We've done it multiple times in the past. We'll make you all sound crazy.

JFK/911 inside job/UFO's/weather machines

Posted by: CIA domestic communications squad at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (qdzUG)

153 Who gets the millions of dollars of horses and pollution causing cattle and jets?

Posted by: LASue at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

154 135 So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)


Melinda has had enough, and has her ticket punched, so adios, pendejo!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (w7wmc)

155 Just pulled a brisket off the smoker. Plenty for everyone that can show up. 14 pounds of smoked meat candy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (JUOKG)

156 I am seeing some help wanted signs. Not the historical blizzard of them we had before COVID, but more than last year. Don't know if they are due to lack of labor supply, or goosed demand for labor supply, or both, or neither.

Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (qpX6U)

157 135 So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)

She wants a real man. Someone like Rose McGowan..

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (jvt6t)

158

81 million votes.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (NuVOb)

159 So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol

Did she finally figure out he's batshit crazy?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (nxdel)

160 Can anyone enlighten me as to when FORBES personally audited all those states' election "results"?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Bmy3R)
++++
This is a completely unreasonable question and an untenable position.

Like everyone in a free, fair and open society with transparent government and clear accountability, we trust the certified, verified results from the various state Secretaries of State who are held accountable both by law and the democratic process.

Losers in many elections like to claim malfeasance or misbehavior, but such claims have never been demonstrated in a court of law at any large scale. Indeed, most such claims are thrown out of court due to the catastrophic candidate irresponsibility and the staggering lack of evidence that they represent. Election malfeasance, when it occurs, is small scale and affects only small contests. Government accountability ensures that such bad behavior cannot scale.

Just as you trust the press without individually attempting to validate or repudiate every single, we in the press trust legitimate, accountable and transparent sources. Loud, baseless complaints by one party are not legitimate evidence.

Posted by: Forbes Editorial Board at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (Jsjd7)

161 Rodrigo Borgia: "Sadly, they wouldn't let him keep the paper when he left."

What, he doesn't know about stuffing papers down his shorts and socks?

Posted by: Sandy Burgler at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (aXxgO)

162 Maybe Liz Cheney can doink Guy Benson in the squeakhole.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (CK0Ph)

163 114 96 A fist bump is "civil, respectful, and dignified"?

It's the Covid Way. No more hand-shaking.

Did you see Pelosi and Kamala bumping elbows?

Total doofuses.

Posted by: Synova at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (BD/yx)

164 She wants a real man. Someone like Rose McGowan..
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (jvt6t)


What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Elliot Page at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (PiwSw)

165 Just learned that from 1900 to 1903, there was an American car-making company called Marlboro.

How cool would it be to be able to say "I drive a Marlboro!"? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (L2ZTs)


So...Friday night, in town, pull up to the light next to a Marlboro. Im in my 59 VW. Light turns green and i blow off the line, 36 screaming ponies under the rear hood.
Yeah. I smoked a Marlboro!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (axyOa)

166 159 So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol

Did she finally figure out he's batshit crazy?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (nxdel)

===========

She only wanted to block the sun half of the year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

167 I'd love to know how many people at Microsoft that Melinda had fired, because they wouldn't automatically recognize her "greatness." I guarantee at least a few.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)

168 Former President Donald Trump on Monday announced he'll begin to use the
term "the big lie" -- commonly used by his critics to describe his
baseless election fraud claims -- to refer to the 2020 election results,
a sign he has no plans to tone down his rhetoric as one social media
platform adjudicates his suspension.

He's a master at taking his enemy's attempts to brand him, and turning it back on them. How many remember that "fake news" was originally applied to Fox, but Trump has now permanently branded CNN, MSNBC, etc. with that moniker.

Posted by: pep at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (v16oJ)

169 Liz is swiftly becoming the James Cameron of reputational chasm exploration
Posted by: Swamposphere at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (6VCiI)


Luntz and Rove must be advising her.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (y7DUB)

170 An 80-year-old puddinghead who didn't even bother to campaign and ran with one of the most unpopular running mates in history, "won" a historic number of votes at 4am after 5 swing states simultaneously "paused" their elections.

Then he put the leader he deposed on trial and surrounded the Capitol with the military.

The he started arresting the deposed leader's supporters.

All perfectly normal. So normallly normal. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Bmy3R)

Also, why wouldn't a media and a political party that spent FOUR years trying to get Trump out of office with phony investigations and even phonier impeachments NOT resort to cheating when they got a chance?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)

171 148 111 Had to turn on the A/C for the first time this year.

Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2021 03:42 PM (Fdh9S)


Read that as AOC

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:43 PM (HrMC1)


*looks for link*Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (Ojki1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lqdErI9uss

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (ynpvh)

172 Diogenes, LOL!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (L2ZTs)

173 #144
Lolol
This will be epic.

Has he had to secure his guns?

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (ZjFZv)

174 An 80-year-old puddinghead who didn't even bother to campaign and ran with one of the most unpopular running mates in history, "won" a historic number of votes at 4am after 5 swing states simultaneously "paused" their elections.

Then he put the leader he deposed on trial and surrounded the Capitol with the military.

The he started arresting the deposed leader's supporters.

All perfectly normal. So normallly normal. Nothing to see here.
===
I zee nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing!!!!

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (lsexN)

175 Doubt Lix Cheney is looking to be a CNN host. I mean, say what you like about TV hosts with a weekly show, but they sort of have to, you know, show up to work at least once a week for some non-zero fraction of the year.

That sort of once a week job would be something like a 10X increase in work for a Wyoming congressman. The Raytheon Board of Directors is much more in keeping with her style of "working."

Posted by: Math Checksout at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (dYe5S)

176 Bill Gates' marriage is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)


Oh.... this is gonna be delicious.

One of the more memorable Bloom County comics was Bill and Melinda romantically walking in a meadow.

"Oh Bill. Say those three words that drive me wild."
"No. Prenuptual. Agreemen..."
*Melinda tackles Bill and starts sucking his face*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (n+4am)

177 Bill Gates' marriage is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)

---------

Did he finally find out that Melinda has a dick?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)

178 Melinda Gates has no interest in being married to a farmer.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (xPl2J)

179 135 So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)

He's been spending to much time in the volcano lair with a white cat.

Posted by: Bete at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (Ojki1)

180 The Big Lie

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (Xqi9c)

181 They should have a show on CNN with Cheney, Benson and Erickson. It can be called Two Douchebags and a Simp.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (CK0Ph)

182 144 Bill Gates' marriage is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)

Hope she takes all his money and he winds up under a bridge, walks to the top and jumps off.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

Wonder who gets all the Farmland.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (oHd/0)

183 The truth will eventually come out.
That will be fun.

*

The only plausible explanation is that Trump's voters broke the voting machines algorithm/failsafes and it was an all hands on deck shutdown to spike the totals with fake Biden votes. Nothing else makes any sense, and it's clearly why the Democrats are fighting so hard against audits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (3rtj0)

184 128. RFD TV this am interviewed a lumber analyst regarding the lumber shortage and one of the reasons he cited was a shortage of workers willing to work in a mill or in the harvesting end of the industry. He said in talking to a mill owner recently the owner said he had hired five employees and one actually showed up and worked for two days before he quit. Shortage of trucks is another issue.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (MQFnu)

185 >>> Bill Gates' marriage is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)


Transhumans have no need for church sacraments.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (AB1Co)

186 These people seem to have a severe lack of concern for the results of all these coming election audits. Political animals like Cheney wouldn't put all their eggs in one basket unless there was assurance that the results would reflect their position.

IOW...once again, the fix is in. These audits are likely nothing more than Kabuki to solidify Biden's legitimacy...while simultaneously trying to alienate Trump from his supporters.

I guess the telling sign was apparent when those organizing the Arizona audit weren't the usual victims of character assassination.
Posted by: Orson at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (iB+ng)
++++
Nailed it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (Jsjd7)

187 Maybe we'll get a reality show where Meggy McCain and Liz Cheney come out as lesbians and move in together.

1. Netflix
and

2. Boy, I can't wait to not watch that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (HaL55)

188 176 Bill Gates' marriage is mort

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)


Oh.... this is gonna be delicious.
One of the more memorable Bloom County comics was Bill and Melinda romantically walking in a meadow.


"Oh Bill. Say those three words that drive me wild."

"No. Prenuptual. Agreemen..."

*Melinda tackles Bill and starts sucking his face*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2021 03:49 PM (n+4am)

Old Joke: "Oh, So THAT'S why you called it Microsoft" -- Melida Gates

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

189 Melinda finally got sick of the creepy pedo.

Good for her.
Burn the "Foundation."

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (W2Pud)

190 If the Maricopa AZ audit turns up massive election fraud (which we know occurred but they have had a lot of time to bury most of it), the spin doctors are gonna be working triple overtime to Demsplain it away.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (F0YaR)

191 "Bill Gates' marriage is mort"

That means that about a dozen lawyers are about to become so rich that they will never have to work again.

Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (qpX6U)

192 Liz Cheney knows the 2020 election was not stolen, how exactly?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (Zny85)

193 yes. 2020 was The Big Lie. Trump's use of this phrase will make them regret coming up with it, like Fake News.

Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (oA+QO)

194 Bill & Melinda Gates are Splitsville. the Big D. Pursuing other interests.

Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (ukNFU)

195 So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol

Did she finally figure out he's batshit crazy?
===
There's no way she's not crazy either.

No, she probably realized he's willing to burn his wealth, in order to make the world burn, and she's like, dude I did NOT marry you for your looks!

Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (y7Th/)

196 Football coaches being fired for calling a politician Stacy Abrahms "Fat Albert" to Liz Cheney smearing and othering us as spreading Hitlers "Big Lie" i.e.we're all Nazi's.

The tree needs to be watered soon. Thank You CBD for having the balls to say something in posts a week or two ago alluding to this. We can stroke our dicks all day about being armed but make no mistake the left ain't f'ing around, they mean business. No states are going to split and leave the union, the left is not going to let that happen. Running to Texas or any other red state is buying a little time if you're lucky.

Tired of these arrogant mf'ers taunting and daring us all the while furthering their grip on us. I want f'ing satisfaction if not now very soon.

Posted by: JROD at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (0jZnq)

197 Benson hedges his bets. Smokin!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (63Dwl)

198 The Gates are getting divorced. Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (jRRAl)

199 185 >>> Bill Gates' marriage is mort
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 03:44 PM (xPl2J)


Transhumans have no need for church sacraments.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (AB1Co)

This dick-chopping fad is getting out of control.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (z5Vrg)

200 190 If the Maricopa AZ audit turns up massive election fraud (which we know
occurred but they have had a lot of time to bury most of it), the spin
doctors are gonna be working triple overtime to Demsplain it away.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (F0YaR)

"The results were tampered with by the Auditors!"--MSM

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (ynpvh)

201 Bill Gates is leaving his wife and moving in with an alien of unknown gender.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (Zny85)

202 AZ audit will do door to door to interview suspected dead voters and voters living on vacant lots.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (Xqi9c)

203 Liz Cheney, OUT.

Adam Kinzinger, OUT.

Mitch McConnell, OUT.

Kevin McCarthy, OUT.

Mike Pence, OUT.



That's what republicans get back from me with every solicitation received. But they do NOT get money from me.

I would, but they've gotten a bit smarter. They no longer send prestamped envelopes; you've got to pay for the privilege of telling them to f*** off.

Posted by: pep at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (v16oJ)

204 That Dick again?

Cut her off.

Give that Thang no voice!

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (/B6Iw)

205 Bill "Dr. Evil" wants to spend more time with his hairless cat.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (jRRAl)

206 "Bill Gates' marriage is mort "


I think Gates has lost his mind. The fucking guy acts like Dr Evil, with all his global takeover and human subjugation plans. He probably tried to tie her up in the basement and implant a computer chip in her head.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (CK0Ph)

207 Something tells me there isn't going to be a huge Gates divorce settlement. Probably just a mass movement of assets into the Gates Foundation with retained control.

Then they're both free to be as diabolical as they'd please and come out of it looking like the model candidates for high-profile billionaire divorce.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (Jsjd7)

208 125 Bill Gates' marriage is mort
Posted by: Mark1971

I hope it's a contentious, acrimonous, bitter spectacle with much dirty laundry strewn about.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (GBZnB)

209 am seeing some help wanted signs. Not the historical blizzard of them we had before COVID, but more than last year. Don't know if they are due to lack of labor supply, or goosed demand for labor supply, or both, or neither.

*

There are tons of jobs available.

Problem is that the government pays more for unemployment right now, and you can quit and claim it using the excuse that you're scared of catching the covids. Seriously. You can quit your job and make more drawing unemployment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (3rtj0)

210 Melinda Gates saw how much Mackenzie Bezos got and said "why not me?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (Zny85)

211 Liz Cheney knows the 2020 election was not stolen, how exactly?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (Zny85)

I think that in their twisted moral universe they honestly BELIVE that because it was Trump, the election wasn't actually "stolen"

Know what I mean?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (HrMC1)

212 Gates want to tell us how to live our lives, he can't even keep a gold digger around.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (TYK6D)

213 Look, even for 25 billion dollars there's a limit to how many times I'm going to let that weirdo nerd touch me.

Posted by: Melinda "newly single" Gates at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (dYe5S)

214 I would, but they've gotten a bit smarter. They no longer send prestamped envelopes; you've got to pay for the privilege of telling them to f*** off.
Posted by: pep at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (v16oJ)


I pay it gladly.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (t+qrx)

215 No, she probably realized he's willing to burn his wealth, in order to make the world burn, and she's like, dude I did NOT marry you for your looks!
Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (y7Th/)
++++
Don't kid yourself. She's just as evil and diabolical as he is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)

216 It's time for ice cream.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Xqi9c)

217 Maybe we'll get a reality show where Meggy McCain and Liz Cheney come out as lesbians and move in together.


I do not want to watch. Nope. Nosiree. No way. They can have all the privacy they want.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (cSyAR)

218 Buzzion: "The White House handpicked who would be in attendance. Cheney was there specifically for that photo."

That's a good point. It is all choreography, so that was performance theater. And Cheney embraced it to fortify her future position of graft.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (aXxgO)

219 O/T - So there was somebody vandalizing all the synagogues where I just moved from. First there was a joint message from all the rabbis about what happened. Then there was another joint message with a different tone. "Hmmm" I says to myself, the rabbis have probably been given the identity of the vandal prior to that being released to the general public. That seems to be the case as he was a multiracial whiteness kinda guy. Wasn't wearing his MAGA hat, but he had an abundant head of dreads, so it probably wouldn't have fit. Doubt this story has legs. Have any morons outside the NYC area heard about it?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (FWn1L)

220 Look, even for 25 billion dollars there's a limit to how many times I'm going to let that weirdo nerd touch me.
For $25B, he can touch my no-no places as often as he wishes.

Posted by: pep at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (v16oJ)

221 206 "Bill Gates' marriage is mort "

I think Gates has lost his mind. The fucking guy acts like Dr Evil, with all his global takeover and human subjugation plans. He probably tried to tie her up in the basement and implant a computer chip in her head.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM (CK0Ph)

Maybe. At least Mr. House in Fallout: New Vegas only took brain scans of his harlots to make virtual personalities of them.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (KKMoa)

222 Here in Vermont we have Leahy, Sanders, and Peter Welch, but that is to be expected. Wyoming - I think you really must be able to do better.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (v2ilG)

223 Panties, parties, whatever she wants to change she can.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (Cxk7w)

224 They are divorcing for tax purposes.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (Xqi9c)

225 >>>15 They totally rigged that election.

Please -- they *fortified* it.

Please respect the euphemisms of the left.

Posted by: ace at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (eOTGX)

226 The only plausible explanation is that Trump's voters broke the voting machines algorithm/failsafes and it was an all hands on deck shutdown to spike the totals with fake Biden votes. Nothing else makes any sense, and it's clearly why the Democrats are fighting so hard against audits.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 03, 2021 03:50 PM (3rtj0)

And why courts--including SCOTUS---wanted NO PART of it.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)

227 189 Melinda finally got sick of the creepy pedo.

Good for her.
Burn the "Foundation."
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (W2Pud)


Melinda: write a tell-all book. You know you want to. Torpedo that a-hole. (Phrasing?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (CEFwp)

228 Maybe the divorce is just a way to avoid the cap gains/wealth tax?

Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (ukNFU)

229 190 If the Maricopa AZ audit turns up massive election fraud (which we know occurred but they have had a lot of time to bury most of it), the spin doctors are gonna be working triple overtime to Demsplain it away.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (F0YaR)

I have to believe they'd disappear more people before letting that come out. I mean they killed that kid in GA to stop any signature audits there... blew him up on the highway.
I know I'm gonna be "that guy", but there would not be an audit if they weren't comfortable that the results would at least be inconclusive.

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (53oGX)

230 Maybe we'll get a reality show where Meggy McCain and Liz Cheney come out as lesbians and move in together.

The Ben Domenech escape plan.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (y7DUB)

231 So Bill and Melinda are divorcing. Lol
Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)

She wants a real man. Someone like Rose McGowan..
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 03:47 PM (jvt6t)

I'm pretty sure she IS a real man.

What would be really interesting is if she starts spilling the beans on his shenanigans, sexual and otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (QipVc)

232 Melinda Gates has had enough of Bill's small penis and his creepy desire to inject everyone with his love potion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (4fSQf)

233 212 Trump lost the election and you know it!
Posted by: raimondo

that's The Big Lie. get out of here with that Nazi shit.

Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (oA+QO)

234 Melinda is going to be the worlds second richest ex wife.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (TYK6D)

235 Don't kid yourself. She's just as evil and diabolical as he is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)

Hmmmm, maybe HE got tired of HER shit?

OK Dear, I gave you that election result LAST Birthday, now you want WHAT????

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (oHd/0)

236 Don't kid yourself. She's just as evil and diabolical as he is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)

My impression is that Melinda is a virtue signalling wine mom on steroids while Bill has gone around the bend.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (GBZnB)

237 OT but funny.
The U of Washington has announced that COVID vaccines will be required before students can return to campus.
Odd though is that they are not required for faculty or staff.
Effing academia.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (axyOa)

238 #212

The CIA pays per post?

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (/B6Iw)

239 Maybe the divorce is just a way to avoid the cap gains/wealth tax?
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (ukNFU)

Oh that's cute. Like the rich ever pay taxes.

I don't know about you, but I'm not rich. Neither is anyone else I know. We pay the taxes. Not the rich.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (QipVc)

240 This reminds me of how actors behave today. Back in the day, actorsunderstood that the public paid their salary by going to their pictures. Most tried to stsy on good terms with their fans. Now, they lecture us. They despise us. The Cheneys and Romneys of the world are the same.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (YynYJ)

241 that's The Big Lie. get out of here with that Nazi shit.
Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (oA+QO)

If the election was valid with no problems, why are the Dems and Media trying so damn hard to ensure no one can validate the results?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (oHd/0)

242 Bill is going to come out as trans. Name: Belinda.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (TYK6D)

243 You trumpkins are probably to dump to understand

I am.

I am to dump.

*dumps*

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (t+qrx)

244 229 Maybe the divorce is just a way to avoid the cap gains/wealth tax?
Posted by: johnd01 - pronouns: First/1st at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (ukNFU)


I don't think that's how it works.

Posted by: jwest at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (/BlEx)

245 "There are tons of jobs available.

Problem is that the government pays more for unemployment right now, and you can quit and claim it using the excuse that you're scared of catching the covids. Seriously. You can quit your job and make more drawing unemployment."

So it is simultaneous high demand, low supply. The low supply induced by perverse consequences of stupid govt policy. And the high demand induced by grotesque govt helicopter money, IMHO.

Posted by: Zero Insertion Force gp at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (qpX6U)

246 If the election was valid with no problems, why are the Dems and Media trying so damn hard to ensure no one can validate the results?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 03:58 PM (oHd/0)

That's my question.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (cSyAR)

247 It's good to know gat Liz is no sworn enemies with Biden but she has no problem being sworn enemies with her own voters.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (RMGKK)

248 You trumpkins are probably to dump to understand this ;but I tried.
Posted by: raimondo at May 03, 2021 03:54 PM (IkN1A)


Pure genius.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (y7DUB)

249 201 Bill Gates is leaving his wife and moving in with an alien of unknown gender.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 03:52 PM (Zny85)


This just in: Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos have announced their engagement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (CEFwp)

250 There have been so much shit either called a lie or a real lie, what was the 'Big Lie'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (lmikk)

251 Don't kid yourself. She's just as evil and diabolical as he is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)

My impression is that Melinda is a virtue signalling wine mom on steroids while Bill has gone around the bend.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (GBZnB)

I always figured she was driving his political bus, but maybe not.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (QipVc)

252 O/T I just had an interesting phone call with a former coworker. My old company never met an American they wouldn't rather fire and replace with an Indian. They offshored a *ton* and centralized massive numbers of operations into India.

They have some teams running >50% absenteeism at the moment because of the 'Rona (lots of the sick or taking care of sick family), to the point some operations are starting to fall apart. They're all scrambling and there aren't enough people outside of India to pull shit together. The Americans, Europeans and remaining Indians are cracking under the strain.

But keep offshoring, guys. Pull all them eggs in one basket. It's a win-win and super efficient and not at all risky.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (Jsjd7)

253 to dump

English, Mutherf*cker! Do you speak it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (Bmy3R)

254 >You trumpkins are probably to dump to understand this ;but I tried.
Posted by: raimondo



(emphasis mine)
English, motherfucker.
Do you speak it?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (iTXRQ)

255 #238

Remember it was higher education and public education
that kicked off the Lock Ups last year.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (/B6Iw)

256 What would be really interesting is if she starts spilling the beans on his shenanigans, sexual and otherwise.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:56 PM (QipVc)

This will guarantee that she gets more money than MacKenzie Scott (Bezos) received in her divorce.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (mdjgu)

257 Gain of Function
synthetic spike

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (Xqi9c)

258 Yeah, it's weird how an open and transparent election audit has Democrats upset and suing to stop it. It's almost like they're afraid they might find things like people from out of state voting twice or illegally, massive mail in ballot fraud and lots of weird counting.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (CK0Ph)

259 Guy, let's start a club.

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (iTXRQ)

260 Massive storms/rains and even a tornado in Atlanta toady. around 3-5 inches of rain in most areas and this is supposed to go on for another day or two.

I blame global warming.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (MxEKc)

261 Joe Mannix:

I'm all torn up.

Posted by: West at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (QY+6a)

262 When did Bill Gates turn into Dr Evil?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (cSyAR)

263 Liz Cheney is living proof that it's all a game to the Deep State Elites of both parties.

The Left would have strung up her own father by his scrotum for his "war crimes" if they had gotten a hold of him, and here she is making common cause with the same people.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (HrMC1)

264 259 Yeah, it's weird how an open and transparent election audit has Democrats upset and suing to stop it. It's almost like they're afraid they might find things like people from out of state voting twice or illegally, massive mail in ballot fraud and lots of weird counting.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (CK0Ph)

=========

"This ballot isn't attributable to a specific voter."

"Racist!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

265 My impression is that Melinda is a virtue signalling wine mom on steroids while Bill has gone around the bend.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (GBZnB)
++++
Nah. Bill may have gone mad (I wouldn't argue it - he seems mad), but she's no "along for the ride" virtue-signaler.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (Jsjd7)

266 Someone prob already said this, but Cheney voted to remove Margorie Taylor Greene from her committees...wonder if she would 'fist bump' with her?

Posted by: squeakywheel at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (mL2J9)

267 254 to dump

English, Mutherf*cker! Do you speak it!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (Bmy3R)


He's a dump ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (CEFwp)

268 ok I'm out
gotta get an MRI on my brain
hope I pass!

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (iTXRQ)

269 264 Liz Cheney is living proof that it's all a game to the Deep State Elites of both parties.

The Left would have strung up her own father by his scrotum for his "war crimes" if they had gotten a hold of him, and here she is making common cause with the same people.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (HrMC1)

=========

The Left's leadership would never have touched Dick Cheney.

And Liz knows that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

270 189 Melinda finally got sick of the creepy pedo.

Good for her.
Burn the "Foundation."
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 03, 2021 03:51 PM (W2Pud)

"her"

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (DvtjP)

271 Melinda found out about Li'l Bill's Pedo Island fun runs.

Posted by: Donger at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (2caVE)

272 225 They are divorcing for tax purposes.
Posted by: Braenyard

"Sure honey, of course we will still have sex after the divorce", Melinda.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (GBZnB)

273 217 It's time for ice cream.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (Xqi9c)

It's time for bourbon.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (jvt6t)

274 263 When did Bill Gates turn into Dr Evil?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (cSyAR)


When was he born?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (CEFwp)

275 Actually stealing an election is not poisoning our democratic system, but noticing it in public certainly is.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 03:31 PM (DXFDM)

-----------------

Well of course it is. You are harshing their mellow.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (RMGKK)

276 #247

Why if Hitler had tried that hard, he would have beat Russia in a month.

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (/B6Iw)

277 Jak: why not both?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (L2ZTs)

278 273 Melinda found out about Li'l Bill's Pedo Island fun runs.
Posted by: Donger at May 03, 2021 04:02 PM (2caVE)

=========

She found out that news of it is going to come out. She's known for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

279 Melinda Gates looks alot like actor Kevin Kline. It's uncanny

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (AwPyG)

280 What is Bill Gates ',s testosterone level?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (cSyAR)

281 "This ballot isn't attributable to a specific voter."

"Racist!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)"

Wait. You mean as a Californian I can't vote in Arizona or maybe both states?

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (CK0Ph)

282 You hit on every POS GOPe except Lisa Murkowski, that sleazy, nogoodnik!

Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (vGJY7)

283 I blame global warming.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (MxEKc)

G-d is beginning the Smiting.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (jvt6t)

284 Nah. Bill may have gone mad (I wouldn't argue it - he seems mad), but she's no "along for the ride" virtue-signaler.
==
Oh she is definitely cray cray. But she isn't nihilistic. She wants to spend all the filthy money on THINGS and PEOPLE and she can't do that if everything is all dead.

Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (XCe1Z)

285 Wonder who gets all the Farmland.
Posted by: Romeo13

___

*PERKS*

New strip!!!

Posted by: Berkeley Breathed at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (Fdh9S)

286 Bill Gates' marriage is mort
_________

Too bad that Jeff Bezos' ex has already gotten re-married.

If she and Bill Gates had married, they could have ruled the world and made us all their slaves!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)

287 284 "This ballot isn't attributable to a specific voter."

"Racist!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (LvTSG)"

Wait. You mean as a Californian I can't vote in Arizona or maybe both states?

*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (CK0Ph)

========

"Are you a Democrat?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

288 Fuck you cheney, fuck your lezbo sister, Fuck bill and melinda gates ( for a very hefty price of course) and fuck the blm's

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (OVEfo)

289 So Herr Biden is giving the DHS freedom to spy on you.

And he's giving the IRS freedom to force banks to tell them all your account activities.


Fun times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (4fSQf)

290 I think Bill saw Branson's Yacht go by... and noticed all the hotties staying on Branson's island...

Then took one look at the ole Ball and Chain...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (oHd/0)

291 I hope ace is going to cover the story of the Darwin award winner who tried to shoot up people at a shooting range, with predictable results.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)

292 "LIZ IS THE SON DICK NEVER HAD. YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED."

Liz is the dick, Dick never had.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (CK0Ph)

293 By the way I had a good day today and am actually in a good mood

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (OVEfo)

294 At least Lizzy is honest in that she admits the GOPe doesn't see the democrats as sworn enemies.

They're too arrogant to recognize the fact that democrats see anyone not a democrat as the sworn enemy.

Posted by: brass pair at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (TCLxd)

295 And they've made "republican" meaningless.

Posted by: Unkaren at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (vGJY7)

296 289 Too bad that Jeff Bezos' ex has already gotten re-married.

If she and Bill Gates had married, they could have ruled the world and made us all their slaves!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)

==========

Messieurs Bezos and Gates could wed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

297 279 Jak: why not both?

Not the sweet & savory I'm looking for......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (jvt6t)

298 What is Bill Gates ',s testosterone level?
==
whatever is being delivered via the transdermal patch.

I took his balls years ago.

Posted by: The de'vil at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (s8I8h)

299 Every single part of the election looks like fraud - from the fact the Big Blue Cities voted differently from the rest of country, to the turn out results, to the way the actual votes were hidden away and destroyed as soon as possible.

And don't forget the tens of thousands of sworn statements identifying fraud and criminality.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (JMMlQ)

300 Yeah, it's weird how an open and transparent election audit has Democrats upset and suing to stop it. It's almost like they're afraid they might find things like people from out of state voting twice or illegally, massive mail in ballot fraud and lots of weird counting.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (CK0Ph)


Robert Barnes said that the census results of voting totals, which historically since 1964 have tracked actual voting totals almost perfectly, show a discrepancy of 5 million fewer votes than the election totals.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (y7DUB)

301 @294

He's not admiring the legal age hotties, my friend.

Frequently listed on Epstein manifest.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)

302 Come on, Wyoming!

Certainly you have lampposts.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 03, 2021 03:32 PM (ufFY

------------------

Wyoming? I've spent more time in Wyoming as a tourist than she has as the representative. She is a child of the DC swamp and its true and trusted adherent.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (RMGKK)

303 Glarphul slipbog dimbert snigglepop

Posted by: raimondo at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (IkN1A)

304 Now bill gates can go out with is billions and get a real trophy wife

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (OVEfo)

305 Maybe Melinda's heart was stolen by another. Somebody who is too protected for Bill to have bumped off. I'm just trying to see a romance angle here.

Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (qpX6U)

306 He put his disease in me!

Posted by: Melinda at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (2caVE)

307 So Herr Biden is giving the DHS freedom to spy on you.

And he's giving the IRS freedom to force banks to tell them all your account activities.


Good 'ole lunchbucket Joe from Scranton! C'mon rubes, vote for him!

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (HrMC1)

308 Interesting that Liz doesn't see the Dems as enemies, but Biden and the rest of them have come out and said they see the people that voted for Liz as THEIR enemies.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (JMMlQ)

309 Stinks in here all of a sudden

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:05 PM (OVEfo)

310 @304

Not to mention that the "official" tally nationwide has more people voting than there are registered voters.

This was fraud on a massive scale.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (AwPyG)

311 Messieurs Bezos and Gates could wed.
__________

LOL, over a Mexican 'ho's dead body!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (k4dH2)

312 "I had a good day today and am actually in a good mood"

Roll with it!

Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (qpX6U)

313 Messieurs Bezos and Gates could wed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare

all these billionaires are going to marry their kids and grandkids to avoid estate taxes. love wins.

Posted by: x4 at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (oA+QO)

314 Hmm, I wonder how long it would take me to find clips of Cheney being a snotty little brat to President Trump?

But, hey, tell us how respectful you are to all president, Lizzy "Borden" Cheney.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (2SdPm)

315 How's your recall coming Tricky Dick Liz?

Posted by: Corner Stone at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (/B6Iw)

316 Top 3 Liz Cheney Career Choices After Losing Her Seat:

3) Lead Role in "Fat Old Mutant Face-Shooting LIZ-ards" cartoon

2) Boss Mama at new restaurant chain for Retirement Age Ex-Hooters Waitresses, "SAGZ"

1) Cheney and Costello

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (EERbD)

317 295 I hope ace is going to cover the story of the Darwin award winner who tried to shoot up people at a shooting range, with predictable results.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)

I love stories that end happily. Do you have a link for that one?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (mdjgu)

318 261 Massive storms/rains and even a tornado in Atlanta toady. around 3-5 inches of rain in most areas and this is supposed to go on for another day or two.

I blame global warming.
Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 04:00 PM (MxEKc)

Weather patterns also change during Solar Minimums.... like the one that just started and will be going on for the next three decades.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (oHd/0)

319 He's not admiring the legal age hotties, my friend.
The rumors I've heard are that Malinda is the one with the err, most interesting, proclivities.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (JMMlQ)

320 Not to mention that the "official" tally nationwide has more people voting than there are registered voters.

This was fraud on a massive scale.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:06 PM (AwPyG)

No, they can't have been that stupid? Can they?
I mean that would definitely explain why they have reacted this way.

Posted by: Inogame at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (53oGX)

321 Liz is just another kapo for the Kamp. Eventually another kapo will replace her and toss her into the dung heap.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (QgOBN)

322 That's good NGU! They seem few and far between don't they?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (nxdel)

323 It would be nice to have what I've been talking about since a few days after the election.

A serious data-centric analysis of how specific official vote results in specific key states were nearly impossible to believe, for varying specific reasons in each case.

It is this kind of picture that I think Trump was shown by his data team on election night, just before he went before the cameras.

Forget the massive, almost comically crude, violations of state election law and the constitution in NV, PA, MI, GA. Just leave that aside to start. Just the numbers, and how they came in, and how they defy probability (as in PA, where Biden's own team said Trump received 8% more of the election day vote than he needed to win).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (OTzUX)

324 Correct. The wide hips and the triangle of truth wins again.
*searches for open tab with toddler Gates as a little girl*

https://mobile.twitter.com/dogbot5/status/
1389322916760801283

This (Bill Gates) was a woman.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (DvtjP)

325 Former Democrat House Majority Speaker for the state of Oregon, Dave Hunt, was arrested and charged over human sex trafficking

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (xPl2J)

326 Yay! A thread input handling the truth!

Posted by: Colonel Jessup at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (rxR5g)

327 I think all of the Swing States votes need to be audited. If there was truly no fraud, then why should the left be screaming so loudly and plainly scared?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (jvt6t)

328 Brother Northernlurker: "When did Bill Gates turn into Dr Evil?"

When he took out DR-DOS with FUD. He's been Dr. Evil for a very long time.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (aXxgO)

329 Maybe Melinda's heart was stolen by another. Somebody who is too protected for Bill to have bumped off. I'm just trying to see a romance angle here.
===
Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: You want Romance, You got it pal at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (XCe1Z)

330 Wait. You mean as a Californian I can't vote in Arizona or maybe both states?

Rosie O'Donnell got caught doing this in two states. No prison time of course. So yeah, its legal, for Democrats.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:08 PM (JMMlQ)

331 If "elections" matter now, psychotic pissflap Liz Cheney has made stupid motherfucker Kevin McCarthy's quest to be lead bitch on the grift train much harder, and what should be a layup a midcourt Hail Mary.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 04:09 PM (nQHrn)

332 HordeMind on the Pulp Fiction quote LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:09 PM (Bmy3R)

333 Bill Gates is losing his mind... fast.

Posted by: klaftern at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (RuIsu)

334 Bill Gates is just going to take some time off from his marriage to spend with his Pizza.

Posted by: John Podeseta at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (Kt7VC)

335 Dr. Evil went from getting paid for his stuff on every computer once to getting paid every year.

Evil

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (ZjFZv)

336 if you tell a lie that's big enough and repeat it often enough, you might be Adam Schift.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (4a9Vv)

337 335 If "elections" matter now, psychotic pissflap Liz Cheney has made stupid motherfucker Kevin McCarthy's quest to be lead bitch on the grift train much harder, and what should be a layup a midcourt Hail Mary.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 03, 2021 04:09 PM (nQHrn)

========

Best case realistic scenario is that Democrats cannot replicate 2020 in 2022, and there's a wipeout in the House for Democrats.

Kevin McCarthy then becomes Speaker of the House because he "led" the Party to victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a Lynchian nightmare at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

338 Dumb question but were there some massive extremist movement going on in this country, wouldn't there be, like, the outcomes of such extremist activities everywhere?

The government is just working from a false assumption that there are bogeyman behind every bush and they just have to have these powers to surveil everyone.

No one is questioning their false assumption or pointing out their incredible lack of awareness towards actual groups destroying cities and attacking citizens.

This should be worldwide news.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (4fSQf)

339 Melinda Gates and Caitlyn Jenner, sitting in a tree. That sounds more like steaming carnal lust than gentle sweet romance. Just stay out from under the tree.

Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (qpX6U)

340 220 O/T - So there was somebody vandalizing all the synagogues where I just moved from. First there was a joint message from all the rabbis about what happened. Then there was another joint message with a different tone. "Hmmm" I says to myself, the rabbis have probably been given the identity of the vandal prior to that being released to the general public. That seems to be the case as he was a multiracial whiteness kinda guy. Wasn't wearing his MAGA hat, but he had an abundant head of dreads, so it probably wouldn't have fit. Doubt this story has legs. Have any morons outside the NYC area heard about it?
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at May 03, 2021 03:55 PM (FWn1L)


------------------------------

Grew up in that neighborhood. Judge made the defendant post bail illegally. Apparently only a certain class of victims need to be protected from crime.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (BD0Jm)

341 If there was truly no fraud, then why should the left be screaming so loudly and plainly scared?
The left: If you haven't done anything wrong you have nothing to worry about from surveillance from the DHS, FBI, and Post Office.

Also the left: If you ask for a detailed analysis of the votes cast in the presidential election in 2020 you are a racist NAZI who should be put in a prison camp.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (JMMlQ)

342 "Robert Barnes said that the census results of voting totals, which historically since 1964 have tracked actual voting totals almost perfectly, show a discrepancy of 5 million fewer votes than the election totals.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (y7DUB)"

There are so many statistical anomalies it is mind blowing. I had a quant walk me through a bunch of them. He said mathematically, just the simple fact that so many of the statistics were broken at once shows something is terribly wrong. There is no single factor that could contribute to that type of wholesale change other than fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (CK0Ph)

343 What's sad is, I always liked Dick Cheney. Oh well. Dick Cheney actually endorsed Trump.

Posted by: Blago at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (gkdnV)

344 332 Brother Northernlurker: "When did Bill Gates turn into Dr Evil?"



When he took out DR-DOS with FUD. He's been Dr. Evil for a very long time.

when he rained on the parade of happy folks swapping copies of his basic at users' group meetings.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (sGtp+)

345 re 331: not infrastructure spending, that's why

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 03, 2021 04:11 PM (4a9Vv)

346 I don't think official national #s exceeded registration numbers. But things like WI's turnout %s aren't plausible, not to mention the %s for particular precincts in Dane and Milwaukee.

And the other issue is illegitimate ballots being counted. Known to be huge in Clark County NV, whose election process should be tossed out entirely due to the absurdly illegal/improper (and openly so) counting process.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (OTzUX)

347 At a certain point these billionaires decide that they became billionaires because they were good at controlling their business, and are therefore qualified to control our lives. And also, by controlling our lives, they can direct more of our money to their business.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, not a DHS informant at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (TYK6D)

348 Whenever I say "Biden," what I mean is "the politburo running things and for whom Biden is a puppet."

But that's a mouthful. I assume most people on this forum use it similarly unless the context makes it clear that the comment is about Biden himself (e.g., a post about his porridge-filled skull is clearly about Biden himself).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 03, 2021 03:39 PM (Jsjd7)

Exactly. Absent any other information, "Biden" means the entire Biden Junta, seen and unseen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (ntb5X)

349 I hope ace is going to cover the story of the Darwin
award winner who tried to shoot up people at a shooting range, with
predictable results.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)

===============
It was in the ONT a night or two ago.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (Zny85)

350 Rosie O'donnell is BIG enough to vote in two states. At Four Corners she could justifiably vote in four at once.

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (ZjFZv)

351 I remember a thing about Bill Gates being the AntiChrist.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (cSyAR)

352 That's good NGU! They seem few and far between don't they?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 03, 2021 04:07 PM (nxdel)

Yup. All it takes sometimes is an absurd Email from my Admiral who is a tad anti-social

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:13 PM (OVEfo)

353 Best case realistic scenario is that Democrats cannot replicate 2020 in 2022, and there's a wipeout in the House for Democrats.

Kevin McCarthy then becomes Speaker of the House because he "led" the Party to victory.
==
there is only one party, and dominion is its organ. If the uniparty wants to extend the puppet show, it will, but, as usual, nothing will happen with a "switch" in parties.

Posted by: seriously, get over the two party business its them and us at May 03, 2021 04:13 PM (nRtP5)

354 Maybe Melinda Gates will learn to code.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (sWM8x)

355 Dumb question but were there some massive extremist movement going on in
this country, wouldn't there be, like, the outcomes of such extremist
activities everywhere?

In the 60s and 70s when we had the Weatherman and the Black Panthers as domestic terrorists there were regular murders, bombings, and the like that were happening.

In 2020 the supposed right wing insurrection led to...some guy stealing a Nancy Pelosi prop and selfies in the People's House...and nothing since.

Of course we do have regular terrorism in the cities...with murders, arson, bombings, etc...but that's BLM and antifa and the FedGov has deemed that ok.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (JMMlQ)

356 The uniparty stole the election. You can't steal an election in a two party system without a civil war. In a single party system, the winner is who they decide is the winner, not who the voters choose.
Posted by: broken record at May 03, 2021 03:34 PM (/yn0M)

------------------

And that's how America found out that they had a one party system. It was one mighty rude awakening which is why the almighty repression is underway now that will out-do the old Soviet Union. More than half the population are undesirables that need to be quelled.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (RMGKK)

357 She should go hunting with her father.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (djoaS)

358 "when he rained on the parade of happy folks swapping copies of his basic at users' group meetings."

Yes, I built an Altair in May 1975, but I never purchased their Basic, nor did I use Basic. But I got a letter, maybe late 75, from Bill Gates warning me that I should not steal his Basic. I should have kept the letter. (I should have kept the Altairs too. I had an 8800 and a 680.)

Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (qpX6U)

359 We're different political parties.

--------

There's your Big Lie, right there. The Big Lie that has characterized American politics for my entire adult life. The lie from which so many others have stemmed. The lie that ruined us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (Uh2oA)

360 Brother Northernlurker: "When did Bill Gates turn into Dr Evil?"



When he took out DR-DOS with FUD. He's been Dr. Evil for a very long time.
when he rained on the parade of happy folks swapping copies of his basic at users' group meetings.



Oh, "his" BASIC which was cribbed from a printout he pulled out of the trash just before he bailed from college?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (SchxB)

361 UN committee to examine Palestinian apartheid charges against Israel
A United Nations arbitrations committee is poised to examine a Palestinian Authority complaint that Israel has committed acts of apartheid.


Shocka ha? And the sun will come up tomorrow, there is another shocka

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (OVEfo)

362 The Post Office sends a Federal person past your house six days a week.

They figured that out and weaponized it.

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (ZjFZv)

363 I love how Melinda Gates had to have her name of everything despite not being responsible for a penny of it.

There's some bitch that was like 2nd or 3rd wife of the founder of Motorola? that insists HER name be put on all the buildings. Not his.

Posted by: Blago at May 03, 2021 04:15 PM (gkdnV)

364 If Liz Cheney Adam Kinzinger had a love child, it would be Adam Schiff.

Posted by: portlandon at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (+oR7L)

365 There's nothing that Bill is doing that Melinda cares about unless he's a secret R and I highly doubt that. The marriage was just business, as is its end.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (AB1Co)

366 G-d is beginning the Smiting.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:03 PM


Could we get a little loin girding first?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (DMUuz)

367 Rombley/Chainy '24!!!!

Posted by: Ling Con Project at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (flINI)

368 @321

search "vegas man shot 14 times."

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (AwPyG)

369 In 2020 the supposed right wing insurrection led to...some guy stealing a Nancy Pelosi prop and selfies in the People's House...and nothing since.

Of course we do have regular terrorism in the cities...with murders, arson, bombings, etc...but that's BLM and antifa and the FedGov has deemed that ok.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:14 PM (JMMlQ)


Exactly. But you won't hear Jake Tapper asking where's the beef on national TV. No one is asking where all the actual extremism is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (4fSQf)

370 I remember a thing about Bill Gates being the AntiChrist.
==
Well there is a direct quote that is maybe too on the nose...

The Gates of Hell shall not prevail against . . .

yadda blah Sure, you think gates refers to a gate, but why would a gate be able to prevail against anything. His father was key player in Planned P.

Posted by: it all just a series of coincidences at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (pgjIA)

371 I think Gates has lost his mind. The fucking guy
acts like Dr Evil, with all his global takeover and human subjugation
plans. He probably tried to tie her up in the basement and implant a
computer chip in her head.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 03, 2021 03:53 PM

Did he attach a frikikin laser beam to her head?

Posted by: Doctor Evil at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (JUOKG)

372 If Liz Cheney Adam Kinzinger had a love child, it would be Adam Schiff.
Posted by: portlandon at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (+oR7L)

Good G-D, there went lunch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (OVEfo)

373 Brother Northernlurker: "When did Bill Gates turn into Dr Evil?"


When he introduced clippy in MS Office.

Posted by: dantesed at May 03, 2021 04:16 PM (88xKn)

374 My impression is that Melinda is a virtue signalling wine mom on steroids while Bill has gone around the bend.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 03:57 PM (GBZnB)

I always figured she was driving his political bus, but maybe not.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2021 03:59 PM (QipVc)

--------------------

My guess would be that each thought the other was not woke enough or evil enough.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (RMGKK)

375 Dr. Evil went from getting paid for his stuff on every computer once to getting paid every year.



Evil

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:10 PM (ZjFZv)

In my case, and in many others' cases, he went to getting paid not at all.

Posted by: 4 at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (KnJdm)

376 the older I get the more I hate Chicken Hawks

Posted by: Avi at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (dHrq/)

377 retardo is a meta-troll, right? Right??

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (DXFDM)

378 Until Kevin McCarthy stands up and publicly condemns the spying on Republicans and the President's lawyers, the political prisoners being held in DC and the illegal use of FISA, the GOPe can pound sand. Demand the Ashli Babbitt investigation is made public. Name her killer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (Zny85)

379 Who gets the Foundation?
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Kt7VC)

Isaac Asimov?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (ntb5X)

380 @366

Before this last election, I wondered on this very blog why no one ever thought to ask the postal workers who was actually living where, since they would know, and thus help prevent voter fraud.

Question answered.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (AwPyG)

381 Dworkin, I think raimondo is a Soros bot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (L2ZTs)

382 A number of years I met a man who had worked for IBM. He had a serious hatred for Bill Gates. He considered him to be a thief.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (cSyAR)

383 Maybe Melinda's heart was stolen by another. Somebody who is too protected for Bill to have bumped off. I'm just trying to see a romance angle here.

Some big swinging dick probably

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (HrMC1)

384 We're different political parties.

--------

There's your Big Lie, right there. The Big Lie that has characterized American politics for my entire adult life. The lie from which so many others have stemmed. The lie that ruined us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
====
*jams Cuban cigar through USB port*

Congrats! You win. Light em up.

Posted by: it all just a series of coincidences at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (s8I8h)

385 When he introduced clippy in MS Office.

Ungrateful Assholes....

Posted by: Clippy at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (jvt6t)

386 Ashli Babbitt

Say. Her. Name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (Bmy3R)

387 Melinda probably has gotten tired of believing this massive phalnthropy is going to save the world and can't even pretend to care anymore. Hard realist and wants to enjoy the rest of her life . Bill still believes burning his money by handing it over to leftist NGO to pay lawyers and activist salaries and local political will make the world a better place. He may still figure it out before he dies.

Posted by: Ripley at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (MxEKc)

388 The third angel blew his trumpet, and a great star fell from heaven,
blazing like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the
springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the
waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was
made bitter


So if Bill Gates does get to do "something" about "global warming" like he wants...be interesting to see if it ends up fouling water supplies...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (JMMlQ)

389 A number of years I met a man who had worked for IBM. He had a serious hatred for Bill Gates. He considered him to be a thief.
==
pretty well documented actually.

Posted by: it all just a series of coincidences at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (s8I8h)

390 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (ntb5X)

Nice.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (jvt6t)

391 383 Who gets the Foundation?
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2021 03:46 PM (Kt7VC)

Isaac Asimov?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2021 04:18 PM (ntb5X

Is this a Selden crisis?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (cSyAR)

392 I think Bill saw Branson's Yacht go by... and noticed all the hotties staying on Branson's island...

Then took one look at the ole Ball and Chain...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 03, 2021 04:04 PM (oHd/0)

--------------------

You people just don't understand, a midlife crisis is much harder for the evil billionaire. He can't just buy a Harley or a Ferrari when he already owns everything.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (RMGKK)

393 > Dworkin, I think raimondo is a Soros bot.

I'm going with a 60+ year old homeless or nearly homeless mental deficient who latched onto the site because it gave them someone to look down on.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (YYlyE)

394 The Paolo, he rogered Melinda Gates roundly.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (Bmy3R)

395 @363

Someone here? I think, once said that was Trump's greatest accomplishment. He revealed that the Republicans are all in on it.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (AwPyG)

396 retardo is a meta-troll, right? Right??
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:17 PM (DXFDM)


If you feed 16k characters of his actual comments into a Markov chain text generator, you get an uncannily realistic simulation of the real thing.

https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:21 PM (t+qrx)

397 Useless fact 264- Microsoft makes $ 325,000 every minute.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:21 PM (1BKsw)

398 Melinda probably has gotten tired of believing this massive phalnthropy is going to save the world and can't even pretend to care anymore. Hard realist and wants to enjoy the rest of her life . Bill still believes burning his money by handing it over to leftist NGO to pay lawyers and activist salaries and local political will make the world a better place. He may still figure it out before he dies.


Or maybe she didn't want to be married to someone so egotistical that he named an entire company after his penis.

(OK, Microsoft was already called that when Bill signed up. That's not the point of the joke.)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at May 03, 2021 04:22 PM (SchxB)

399 @391

Something that is not getting mentioned much nowadays is that the Gates Foundation was always out and proud about their main hobby horse, population control

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:22 PM (AwPyG)

400
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:21 PM (t+qrx)

"Raimondo On Tap" never fails to make me laugh. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (Uh2oA)

401 The third angel blew his trumpet, and a great star fell from heaven,
blazing like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the
springs of water. The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the
waters became wormwood, and many died from the water, because it was
made bitter

So if Bill Gates does get to do "something" about "global warming" like he wants...be interesting to see if it ends up fouling water supplies...
==
Cherynobyl means wormwood.
Its still trying to burn through containment and sits on a spot that would, just about foul 1/3 of humanities water supply.

The third trumpet blew already. Its like you people are deaf or something

Posted by: Gabby Angelicus at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (XCe1Z)

402 The greatest trick the GOP ever pulled was convincing the world it existed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (djoaS)

403 Howdy Ben Had. Cheers!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (jvt6t)

404 You don't need anecdotal postal worker info.

The "change of address database" is a key tool, one being used by Matt Braynard to screen out illegitimate ballots.

But of course that is just one screen, which in states without robust verficiation (i.e. signature, other), does nothing to flag or detect "legitimate" voters' ballots being cast for them (i.e. fraudulently). The high %/low % voter data has been available for decades, before digitization. You find low % voters and in places where ballots are mass-mailed, without a request, and vote for them. Braynard catches the dead/out of state/minor fraudulent ballots, but his methods can only estimate the fraudulent ballots linked to legit registrations.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)

405 I have read that the majoroty of Gates fortune was made not by Microsoft but by the vaccine shenanigans their foundatipn does.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (GBZnB)

406 There are so many statistical anomalies it is mind blowing. I had a quant walk me through a bunch of them. He said mathematically, just the simple fact that so many of the statistics were broken at once shows something is terribly wrong. There is no single factor that could contribute to that type of wholesale change other than fraud.
_____________

Those statistics guys at MIT were saying the same thing the day after the election.

The numbers and the way they chart just don't make sense, in the absence of massive fraud.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (k4dH2)

407 @391

Something that is not getting mentioned much nowadays is that the Gates Foundation was always out and proud about their main hobby horse, population control
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:22 PM (AwPyG)

If they led by example I might have some respect for that.

By a coincidence hard to understand, Pop limiters never seem to mark themselves out as those to be eliminated to make things better.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

408 the best person to tell you about raimondo is raimondo; so , tell us about yourself, raimondo.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (V13WU)

409 > A number of years I met a man who had worked for IBM. He had a serious hatred for Bill Gates. He considered him to be a thief.
==
pretty well documented actually.

Wait, what? Are we talking about the mouse? IBM bigwigs didn't want it. They were old school crufty farts who were offended by the idea of using anything but the CLI for computing.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (YYlyE)

410 Insty:
Florida Gov. DeSantis suspends all remaining Covid restrictions: 'We are no longer in a state of emergency'

IT MOVED!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (Bmy3R)

411 It seems to me quite offensive to equate questions about voter fraud with propaganda designed to demonize Jews in Germany.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (7hF2c)

412 Posted by: it all just a series of coincidences at May 03, 2021 04:19 PM (s8I8h)

Remove space and enjoy.

https://archive.org/details/1666- redemption-through-sin-global-conspi-robert-sepehr

Posted by: 1666 Redemption Through Sin by Robert Sepehr at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (DvtjP)

413 Bill Gates to Dan Brown- I read your book you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (1BKsw)

414

Gates seems to be transitioning, imo.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (NuVOb)

415 So , Gates found someone other than his wife and now it is serious.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (V13WU)

416 "Liz Cheney and Guy Benson can huff each-others' farts on Twitter all they want, it won't make anyone take them seriously."
=======

Au contraire!

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (rtokl)

417 386 A number of years I met a man who had worked for IBM. He had a serious hatred for Bill Gates. He considered him to be a thief.
let me guess; your friend worked on os/2?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (v3pYe)

418 Melinda probably has gotten tired of believing this massive phalnthropy is going to save the world and can't even pretend to care anymore. Hard realist and wants to enjoy the rest of her life . Bill still believes burning his money by handing it over to leftist NGO to pay lawyers and activist salaries and local political will make the world a better place. He may still figure it out before he dies.
==
Alternate theory.

She has a college education, and is reasonably well read and experienced. He is high school educated, and otherwise propagandized rather than educated. He has no idea how dumb he really is, because people tell him he's a genius, and she has given up trying to educate him.
Meanwhile, the rest of us are going to take his vaccines and let him dim the sun.

Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (P1ahV)

419 There is another woman. But this time, he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.....

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (V13WU)

420 Well, she's in a tough spot because she just can't go and invade a small country in the middle east to distract everyone.

The VichyGOP is an utterly corrupt failure and we need to remove them from all positions of power.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (+Kpte)

421 I remember a thing about Bill Gates being the AntiChrist.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:12 PM (cSyAR)


Speaking of the AntiChrist -
There's an oddball little Spanish dark comedy movie "Day of the Beast" streaming on Shudder right now.
It's about a fairly naive priest who's figured out from Revelations that the AntiChrist is about to be born
and so runs around committing sins so he can stain his soul and summon Satan in order to find out where the AntiChrist is being born so he can kill him.

A lot of the humor comes from how ill-prepared the naive priest is to handle his mission.
Consistently amusing. Some big laughs. Well written. Good acting. Violence used properly. Some nicely creepy moments.
If this sounds like it will appeal to you, it will appeal to you.
BONUS SHOCKA!!!!! - the writer and director is the same one who wrote and directed the execrable "Perdita Durango". So, the dude does have talent after all.
Check it out.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (EERbD)

422 Chumbucket joke

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (63Dwl)

423 Trump won 2547 counties.

Biden won 509

Obama won

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (AwPyG)

424 414. Takes effect July 1.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (MQFnu)

425 Another one bites the dust.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (V13WU)

426 All I know is the official story that Gates and Paul Allen co-authored Altair Basic. One of their competitors was Roger Amidon's TDL Basic. Back then you had to cram the whole thing into 4K with room left over for the user's code. To make it fit, they did hacky stuff like jumping into the second byte of three-byte instructions.

I later had the misfortune of debugging some user Basic code running on an off-brand platform using some early version of Microsoft Basic. The Basic had memory allocation problems, and would randomly crash or worse, give wrong results.

Took months and months to convince Microsoft that the defect was theirs. First they suggested that the user's coding style was to blame, which was ridiculous. I told them: if you don't want to see badly written code, then please don't sell a Basic interpreter.

Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (qpX6U)

427 Hi! Jak Sucio. How are ya?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (1BKsw)

428 Well, I'm personally looking forward to the genetically engineered mosquitos that Billy G. is unleashing upon the US of A upon his own decision. Plebs like us shouldn't be able to object.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (DXFDM)

429 let me guess; your friend worked on os/2?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (v3pYe)

I only met him once but I believe so.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (cSyAR)

430 422 There is another woman. But this time, he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.....
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (V13WU)

I hope she's a psychotic axe murdering bitch.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (jvt6t)

431 414 It seems to me quite offensive to equate questions about voter fraud with propaganda designed to demonize Jews in Germany.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2021 04:25 PM (7hF2c)

Weird, isn't it?

Posted by: The ADL, SPLC, and ACLU at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (DvtjP)

432 Obama won 873.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (AwPyG)

433 using anything but the CLI for computing.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM


The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: VI, Emacs, & Edlin at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (DMUuz)

434 I think Bill saw Branson's Yacht go by... and noticed all the hotties staying on Branson's island...

Then took one look at the ole Ball and Chain...

This. Gates is what? 65? If he take viagra by the handful, maybe 20 years of doing the sugar daddy thing.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (FWn1L)

435 There is another woman. But this time, he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.....
Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:26 PM (V13WU)


She's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (t+qrx)

436 "bellwether" counties:

Trump 18 of 19

Obama 18 of 19

Biden 1 of 19

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (AwPyG)

437 435 Obama won 873.

which time?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (Bmy3R)

438
It seems to me quite offensive to equate questions about voter fraud with propaganda designed to demonize Jews in Germany.

The left: Calling into question the honesty of a presidential election is akin to wanting to exterminate the Jews in the Holocaust!
Also the left: The 2000, 2004, and 2016 elections were all stolen. And probably 1980 as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (JMMlQ)

439 Insty:
Florida Gov. DeSantis suspends all remaining Covid restrictions: 'We are no longer in a state of emergency'

IT MOVED!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 03, 2021 04:24 PM (Bmy3R)

The jig is up, even dirtbag Murphy (NJ) wants to reopen "aggressively."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (HrMC1)

440 Posted by: Ben Had at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (1BKsw)

Well, so far today we have disappointed Mitt, Liz-ard, Cindy McCain and a host of other GOPe scumbags. So, it's been a good day.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 03, 2021 04:29 PM (jvt6t)

441 "bellwether" counties:

Trump 18 of 19

Obama 18 of 19

Biden 1 of 19
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:28 PM (AwPyG)

This

Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:29 PM (HrMC1)

442 >I'm going with a 60+ year old homeless or nearly homeless mental deficient who latched onto the site because it gave them someone to look down on.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:20 PM (YYlyE)

A guy's gotta have something to do during the refractory period in between spankin it at the public library to furry porn, I guess.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:29 PM (DXFDM)

443 Gates' wife and Bezos' wife are going to start a company called Microzon and run them both out of business

Posted by: azjaeger at May 03, 2021 04:29 PM (3/XaG)

444
Gates' marriage is over?

How long before the ginger Windsorian calls it quits with Me-Again?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (pNxlR)

445 You know sometimes screw looking up news bits,if you read enough comments you will get it all.

Posted by: Skip at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

446 435 Obama won 873.
Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:27 PM (AwPyG)

We will never know.

Posted by: State Street Capital at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (DvtjP)

447 Florida , Ohio, Iowa

Trump and Obama won all.
Biden lost all

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (AwPyG)

448 >https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: hogmartin at May 03, 2021 04:21 PM (t+qrx)

OMG, that is perfect. Thank you so much for that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (DXFDM)

449 Coattails:

Trump's loss picked up seats in H of R

Biden's win lost seats.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:31 PM (AwPyG)

450 Bill Gates announced he is joining a trouple with Zuckerberg and his wife.

Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2021 04:31 PM (gmo/4)

451 In fairness Guy never wears navy, it is some faggy beige or brown

Posted by: Y5 at May 03, 2021 04:31 PM (Kx4LX)

452 Hey Liz--opinions are like "A holes----everybody has one. Ad you just the Ahole to have an opinion. Don't let the door slap you on the backside as you go into welll deserved retirement.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (NVDjf)

453


I hope she's a psychotic axe murdering bitch.

==

Chinese or a yoga instructor.

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (V13WU)

454 @447

Maybe Gates and Harry can get together?

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (AwPyG)

455 Bill must've seen the YouTube video by the ex-MS programmer who fingered Microsoft Bob and Clippy as Melinda's ideas.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (6XLoz)

456 Think it's about time for the traditional campaign mangers' forum at the JFK School. The one where the heads of both major party prez campaigns sit together and talk with an audience about strategery, etc.

As I've said since about Nov. 7, how the F can they hold that this time??

They'd have to explain how an unliked nothing with no actual campaign, who was invisible, won 15M more votes that Obama during America's most idiotic election ever, the 2008 teen boy-band concert hysterical "oh, he's black!" campaign. And how an incumbent with 50%+ approval who increased his vote #s and broadened his demo reach more than any incumbent in modern history *lost* to a non-campaign.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (OTzUX)

457 That daughter of bile and melinda must be a real peach

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (OVEfo)

458 @449

Good point

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (AwPyG)

459 Gates' marriage is over?

How long before the ginger Windsorian calls it quits with Me-Again?
===
Oh, that one ends in murder.
Professional opinion.

Posted by: Dr. Phil at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (qdzUG)

460 That google dude, amazon and now gates. hmmm

Posted by: runner at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (V13WU)

461 hogmartin, Patterico's site isn't as lucid as that raimondo on tap site. Thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (L2ZTs)

462 Biden's inner Stalin is slowly taking over the outer meat puppet shell casing. His new tax plan won't much affect Big Business and the very wealthy, but it will eliminate family businesses, farms and small asset transfers between generations. Killing the Kulaks, round 2.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (Zny85)

463 Any person who throws around the "nazi" to silence the opposition is beneath contempt, and dishonest in every aspect of life.

This can only mean that the bushies are at least as big a part of the election fraud as the donks.

Posted by: CN at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (ONvIw)

464 How long before the ginger Windsorian calls it quits with Me-Again?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 03, 2021 04:30 PM (pNxlR)



I don't ever, ever see that happening. She is going to have to be the quits-caller.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 03, 2021 04:34 PM (Ez6QX)

465 > Bill must've seen the YouTube video by the ex-MS programmer who fingered Microsoft Bob and Clippy as Melinda's ideas.

I wasn't at Microsoft at that time, but I know people who were. I've heard clippy was 100% Melinda.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:34 PM (YYlyE)

466 Biden's inner Stalin is slowly taking over the outer meat puppet shell casing. His new tax plan won't much affect Big Business and the very wealthy, but it will eliminate family businesses, farms and small asset transfers between generations. Killing the Kulaks, round 2.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 03, 2021 04:33 PM (Zny85)

bingo, the rich and big business will always find a way around...but your 100% right it will kill the middle class and family businesses and middle class transfer of wealth to the next generation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2021 04:35 PM (OVEfo)

467 Again, an example of the wisdom of the Founding Fathers, who recreated a Republic of states competing against each other for good ideas.

If we were the EU, someone like Cuomo would have been put in charge and no one could even attempt to prove him wrong.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:35 PM (AwPyG)

468 Any person who throws around the "nazi" to silence the opposition is beneath contempt, and dishonest in every aspect of life.

This can only mean that the bushies are at least as big a part of the election fraud as the donks.
====
HELLO?!! UNIPARTY.

Posted by: am i not here? at May 03, 2021 04:35 PM (/yn0M)

469 Republicans are the Democrat's bitch.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 03, 2021 04:36 PM (Xqi9c)

470 Did Clippy have a documented API, and if so, did any developer actually use it?

Posted by: gp Attempts To Gain Function, And Fails at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (qpX6U)

471 I must insist on seeing your jabport.

Posted by: Clippy at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (W4eKo)

472 That google dude, amazon and now gates. hmmm
==
You you're saying the wives found out that they can't get a seat on the escape ship before SMOD hits?

Posted by: how bad could it be? at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (/yn0M)

473 Remember the leaked phone call between Harry and the pranksters pretending to be Greta's father?

He is really, really dumb. like IQ 85 dumb.

Amazing, that the Royal Family has been able to keep this hidden so long. Now he's on his own, and its becoming apparent.

Posted by: artemis at May 03, 2021 04:37 PM (AwPyG)

474 No possible way there was a 90% turn out of registered voters.

Posted by: Can't help myself at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (2DOZq)

475 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (lmikk)

476 Honestly, based on what I've heard about Bill Gates, I don't blame Melinda for leaving. I'm assuming she's the one who did the breaking up. Bill is a VERY intense person. He has some serious Asperger's type issues.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE)

477 Republicans are the Democrat's bitch.
==
much like the Washington generals were to the globetrotters...

Posted by: work with me here people at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (lsexN)

478 For me at least, and I'd wager for many others, PDJ's most important illumination was that there was no difference between D and R.

Grifters all.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2021 04:38 PM (Rvt88)

479 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2021 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

480 Liz Cheney shot herself in the face.

Posted by: setnaffa at May 03, 2021 04:40 PM (OQc7P)

481 First you register a vote to every address without a building.

All those are your absentee ballots you can use to get you across the finish line for a victory.

Posted by: torabora at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (ZjFZv)

482 354
I remember a thing about Bill Gates being the AntiChrist.

as i recall, it goes something like this: if you add up the values of the ASCII characters in "WILLIAM H. GATES", it adds up to 663. but he's bill gates III, so adding in that 3 gives you 666.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at May 03, 2021 04:41 PM (sGtp+)

483 Liz Cheney is living proof that it's all a game to the Deep State Elites of both parties.

The Left would have strung up her own father by his scrotum for his "war crimes" if they had gotten a hold of him, and here she is making common cause with the same people.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 04:01 PM (HrMC1)

-------------------

Dick must agree with her or he would have told her to tone it down.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at May 03, 2021 04:47 PM (RMGKK)

484 He has no idea how dumb he really is, because people tell him he's a genius, and she has given up trying to educate him.

Actually, one guy told IBM he would sell them a version of DOS for $200,000. Gates then told them he would sell them a version for $40,000 as long as he could sell it to others. IBM agreed. Gates' version of DOS became widespread. Genius.

Another time, he decided to remove the copy protection from his software. Figured that people would steal copies from their employers for home use, which made the thieves more experienced with his software. Thieves would then tell their next employer to buy Microsoft soft because of their familiarity with it. Counterintuitive and genius.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at May 03, 2021 04:49 PM (FWn1L)

485 Hitler was a Liberal for Sure

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 03, 2021 05:03 PM (FLiOE)

486 How long before the ginger Windsorian calls it quits with Me-Again?
_____________

Harry will probably stay married to her longer than he wants to, just because he's gonna dread facing all the "hey dude, we tried to warn you" stuff from his family and friends.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 03, 2021 05:12 PM (k4dH2)

487 Will someone please ask her to explain why five cities in five states across multiple time zones simultaneously paused counting at approximately the same time and then Biden disproportionately spiked like a mofo and was bigly winning as soon as they started back up?

It's amazing how it's like that never happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Important article about what's coming at May 03, 2021 03:33 PM (4lxb3)

I believe all the energies of the MSM, the Democrats and the NT's are going into ensuring that the truth NEVER comes out.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2021 03:35

That's questions when they say no cheating. Fine, splain this.

Posted by: Farmer at May 03, 2021 05:17 PM (55Qr6)

488 I wonder if Cheney is getting dark bucks from Hansjörg Wyss, the Swiss billionaire with digs in Wyoming (WTF). This piece of Leftist work bankrolled politicians to help steal the election.

Posted by: Redwine at May 03, 2021 05:26 PM (lf3lB)

489 "The... presidential election was not stolen. Anyone who claims it was is spreading THE BIG LIE, turning their back on the rule of law, and poisoning our democratic system."-Lizard Cheney

You mean like this? Nanzi Pelosi, 2017: Our election was hijacked. There is no question. Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts.

ps: Now do WMDs.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 03, 2021 05:28 PM (Ndje9)

490 We've been through this a million times. RINO attacks and is nasty to people to their Right, then claims he just being "civil" when they glad hand and praise the liberals.

She supported Joe Biden for POTUS. Of course, she "Fist bumped" him. She hates Trump and his supporters. The real question is: Why is she still the No. 3 House Republicans. She's not some rebel, she is the leader!

Posted by: rcocean at May 03, 2021 06:20 PM (evE25)

491 They stole it.

They'll do it again.

What's to stop them ?

81 million people voted for this corrupt corpse ?

It didn't happen.

But if it did, it means the USA is brain dead and doomed anyway.

It's over.

Posted by: RAIDERMAN818 at May 03, 2021 07:00 PM (i43un)

492 They'd have to explain how an unliked nothing with no actual campaign, who was invisible, won 15M more votes that Obama during America's most idiotic election ever, the 2008 teen boy-band concert hysterical "oh, he's black!" campaign. And how an incumbent with 50%+ approval who increased his vote #s and broadened his demo reach more than any incumbent in modern history *lost* to a non-campaign.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 03, 2021 04:32 PM (OTzUX)

Caution Comrade: Facts are racist.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 03, 2021 08:37 PM (xXx5y)

493 Cheney is as American as Catsup Kerry or Chicago's Man's World Obama. None of them are true Americans. They sold their souls decades ago.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 03, 2021 09:24 PM (EcD5Y)

494 He was the President and this is the best he can do. Sad. Can't wait to not vote for him again in 2024.

Posted by: Your Name Here at May 04, 2021 08:50 AM (XmppF)

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