New Canada Tourism Ad Urges People to Visit Canada to Enjoy Its... Stultifying Social Justice Warrioring

People are supposed to go to Canada so they can enjoy Canada's respect for indigenous persons?

Really?

That's a selling point?

That, and that Canada Loves The Science?

Oh and of course gay pride parades from coast to coast.

And celebrating little-known Canadian Woman of History.


Below are literal quotes from the ad, and links provided by the Canadian tourism website's guide to the ad.

An ad supposedly about Tourism, and how "NICE" Canada is, by which they mean Canada is nothing but leftwing political agenda items and virtue-signalling.

NICE is for a moment, putting down your dystopian novel,
In a Muskoka chair,

Opening your eyes knowing this world can be NICE.

The link at "dystopian novel" goes to a Wikipedia entry for Canadian sexual-dystopian writer Margaret Atwood, who wrote the Karen Science Fiction book The Handmaid's Tale.

Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans.

Do they really think that people make vacation plans based on visiting the place where The Handmaid's Tale was written?

Who the FUCK would do that? How insane would such a hypothetical person have to be, and how insane are Canadian bureaucrats to think that this is a big draw?


NICE is prizing science, the environment, inventions, innovations like insulin, pacemakers… and basketball!


Are they claiming Canada invented basketball?

Again, thanks for insulin, but... am I making travel plans based on where Charles Banting lived?

By the way, this section is narrated by Canada's first female neurologist in space.

She was put into space by an American organization, NASA, on a ship almost entirely designed, built, and tested by men.

But she was a, you know, passenger, so she's very very important and you should book a cabin in Alberta just to breath the same air that she does.


NICE is honouring our elders, educating for the future, acknowledging this land, respecting those who've always been here.

They think it's a vacation-plans draw that Canada has a racial quota system?

(in French)

NICE is the pride in our parades, the happiness in our villages to dream about the Cup, and taste the maple syrup.

The link there goes to Canada's "best LGBTQ neighborhood parades," and the cartoon shows a gay parade.

Is this a draw? Artificial traffic jams caused by men in leather pants and feather boas?

And of course, they then offer a bunch of Canadian female historical figures who we're supposed to pretend are very important... but of course they have to provide links to each one to tell you who the fuck they even are.

NICE is celebrating Viola Desmond, Laura Secord and Klondike Kate, Emily Stowe, Rita Joe, and all the women who made this great place NICE.

Everyone ready to book travel to Canada? Which is essentially a totalitarian state at this point?

Posted by: Ace at 06:41 PM




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1 Piss on friggin Canada.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:41 PM (o2MD2)

2 Oh, Canada.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

3 Blame Canada!

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:42 PM (Ojki1)

4 Shit on a stump and chew the blubber.

What some maple syrup with that blubber?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (/Dgcm)

5 Do they really think that people make vacation plans based on visiting the place where The Handmaid's Tale was written?

Bear was written there. Got a prestigious Canuck award too. 0/4 Stars. Would not visit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (H5knJ)

6 Canada didn't used to be so stupid

Posted by: CN at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)

7 Come to Canada and freeze yer ass off, eh?

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (o2MD2)

8 The link there goes to Canada's "best LGBTQ neighborhood parades," and the cartoon shows a gay parade.

---

So like San Francisco's but because of the cold they wear pants rather than chaps?

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (Ojki1)

9 Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans.

OMG. I laughed so hard I started to hiccup. Never change, ace. Never change.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (nakwk)

10 Good thread to stay away from.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (lgiXo)

11 Well, I like women.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (UPoLF)

12 And then there's Quebec.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

13 Canada didn't used to be so stupid
Posted by: CN at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)

It is relative stupidity, so it doesn't feel as stupid as it really is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (Fewbo)

14 Canada is number one for ice fishing. Bring yer trunks!

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (o2MD2)

15 You know which Canadians should be celebrated? The ones who fought alongside our soldiers for the last 100+ years.

They hold the world record for a sniper kill....3,540 meters...with an American rifle!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (xT2tT)

16 Vancouver is fun. Or, Hongcouver as it's known.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

17

Take off to the Great White North
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off to the Great White North

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

18 Naismith was Canadian but invented basketball in the US of A.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (icI8A)

19 No thanks. We have plenty of shitholes to visit here in the US without finding ones in Canada.

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

20 Smartmatic is suing Fox, newsmax, and OAN for defamation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Fewbo)

21 Prostituion is legal -ish in Canada. One of the few reasons to visit are the women.

I like Victoria. Vancouver BC....pass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (ifmtJ)

22 The Canuck cucks and their substitute drama teacher can "build back better" without me.

Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (N/VR2)

23 Canada GHEY

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (nakwk)

24 Fuck it, I am ready for dystopia.

Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (cGlgB)

25 Jesus. It's basically the SoDoSoPa commercial from South Park. Now do CtPaTown. It's amazing how easy it is for the South Park guys to nail these predictable NPCs.

Posted by: Resist_we_Much at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (sd88P)

26 The Cup? When was the last time a Canadian team hoisted the Stanley Cup?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (tmkic)

27 The backstory of Fallout is getting more interesting.

War. War never changes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (u82oZ)

28 I know two things about Canada--Jack and Squat.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (CN5ZP)

29 24 Fuck it, I am ready for dystopia.
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (cGlgB)

Cyberpunk 2077 is looking more and more attractive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)

30 Canada who now?

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ZfRYq)

31
I know we got a lot of hosers here, but there are few countries with more self-satisfied preening and fewer accomplishments than Canada. Another economy that depends largely on extractables.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (mht8P)

32 20
Smartmatic is suing Fox, newsmax, and OAN for defamation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Fewbo)

Discovery, please!

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

33 90% of canadians live further south than 50% of Americans. Or something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (Fewbo)

34 My Iron Maiden anthology guitar tab book arrived today, so that kicks ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (nakwk)

35 20 Smartmatic is suing Fox, newsmax, and OAN for defamation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Fewbo)

Discovery should be fun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (ifmtJ)

36 28 I know two things about Canada--Jack and Squat.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (CN5ZP)

It is America's hat.

#NowYouKnowThreeThings

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (Ojki1)

37 I donno, but Ah been tole, Canadian pussy is mighty cold...

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (o2MD2)

38 34 My Iron Maiden anthology guitar tab book arrived today, so that kicks ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (nakwk)

Nice!

Shred, my brother

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (ifmtJ)

39 Come to Canada for the poutine, stay for the freak parade!

Posted by: Oh, Canada at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (W4eKo)

40 >>> Are they claiming Canada invented basketball?


A Canadian invented it in Massachusetts.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (l6b3d)

41 37 I donno, but Ah been tole, Canadian pussy is mighty cold...
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (o2MD2)

Heh heh....ahh....no, it's fine. Very fine, sometimes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (ifmtJ)

42 29 24 Fuck it, I am ready for dystopia.
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (cGlgB)

Cyberpunk 2077 is looking more and more attractive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)

Not on the X-Box one or PS4 from the images I have seen.

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (Ojki1)

43 Whut u git wen u E-lek Trudeau da lesser

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (z4etD)

44 Minnesota has the "Minnesota Nice" thing and all it means is that when you bump into someone *they* say "excuse me."

I understand that Canada is similar.

It's got nothing to do what anyone thinks about each other or anything else.

Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (BD/yx)

45 FFS, could the Canuckistanis jerk themselves off any harder? It's very unbecoming, but then again, they do have PM Justin Blackface Castro, so.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (poEUH)

46 Well....the Moosehead up there, is better than what they export.

Beer! Perv's....NTTIAWWT.

Posted by: Paladin at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (3YWub)

47 Every March, Myrtle Beach, SC celebrates Canada Month. They enjoy the cold beach.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

48 I mow the neighbors lawn when he goes to his cabin in Canada (Over the minn border) for a month, twice per year. I ask him how the weather was. Based on his answer I'm not sure why he keeps going.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (0UOOC)

49 Ellen Paige is a very important Canadian woman, oh I forgot. Just another white dude.....

Posted by: bob frapples at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (hNjgQ)

50 37
I donno, but Ah been tole, Canadian pussy is mighty cold...

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (o2MD2)

I hear that beavers up north have thicker fur in the winter.

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

51 You are just a curmudgeon ace.

I'll definitely be visiting Canada's historic Insulin District!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (vPnUI)

52
Canuckians invented the unholy substance infamous as poutine.

Heads. Spikes. Walls.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (EGyGV)

53 42 29 24 Fuck it, I am ready for dystopia.
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (cGlgB)

Cyberpunk 2077 is looking more and more attractive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)

Not on the X-Box one or PS4 from the images I have seen.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (Ojki1)

#PCMasterRace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (ifmtJ)

54 Bete, Thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (CN5ZP)

55 46 Well....the Moosehead up there, is better than what they export.

Beer! Perv's....NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Paladin at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (3YWub)

20 loonies, same as in town, eh.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (nakwk)

56
Willowed

354 Local ABC affiliate KOMO aired a second documentary last weekend, 'Fight for the Soul of Seattle', a 90-minute documentary.

KOMO News anchor/reporter Eric Johnson presented "The Fight for the Soul of Seattle," a follow-up to 2019's "Seattle is Dying," which debuted in March 2019.

https://tinyurl.com/ycp9rusl

"I'm against having guns, but I feel I need one, who is going to protect me?" - a liberal Seattle woman living in a close-in neighborhood.


I have met that bike guy in the first part of the show, years ago. Nicest guy you would ever meet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (sy5kK)

57 Canada is the place where nothing of importance ever happens.

I visit because of the great Canadian food, the mild winters and the local custom of tipping heavily when I am out and about in the Great White (rayciss!) North.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

58 Canada > Incoming Biden Cabinet

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (puu6v)

59 If you haven't seen the sodo sopa commercials....greatness.
SodoSopa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoUtoqeEw8U

CtPaTown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Dtn5_F3Us

Posted by: Resist_we_Much at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (sd88P)

60
The Cup? When was the last time a Canadian team hoisted the Stanley Cup?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (tmkic)

_________

1993. There hasn't been a Canadian team in the finals since 2011.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (mht8P)

61 I know two things about Canada--Jack and Squat.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (CN5ZP)


- You can drink in bars in Windsor when you're 19.
- The area around Vancouver/Victoria/Esquimalt is really pretty if you don't look too close.
- If enlisted people's uniforms get dirty or damaged because they're doing their jobs, they take them to the exchange and exchange them for new ones. Free. They don't have to pay out of pocket for a $500 seabag on a $200 uniform allowance.

There's probably more, but that's what I know about Canada.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (t+qrx)

62
NICE is celebrating Viola Desmond, Laura Secord and Klondike Kate, Emily Stowe, Rita Joe,






Rita Joe? That was the guy who joined the Three Stooges in the 60s

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (VWmGo)

63 A Canadian woman has a poutine food truck here called....I am not kidding...the Squeaky Beaver.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

64 ...and you ask me the reason i am here on AoS HQ??? this post is the reason! ACE YOU ARE GREAT! the only bad thing about all this hilarious stuff is that the left is actually serious with these bullshits! and i really cant figure how they can...because you know they are totally insane right now...but still...

Posted by: ml1975 - conservative lurker from ITALY at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (K6+wJ)

65 It obvious that some date in the future after the burning times and purge of the commies, we'll have to conquer Canada. They will give us maple syrup, and we'll rid them of the French language, commies, and their Chinese infestation.

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (J70i0)

66 the "Minnesota Nice"

Actually, it's quite passive aggressive.

Posted by: Heidi at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (ol6cB)

67 NICE? That's funny because I've always found Americans are far, far nicer than the condescending jerks I'm surrounded by up here.

One day I hope to make America my home....

Posted by: CanuckJack at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (RurT5)

68 So the Indians in Canada weren't "always there".


They immigrated there like everyone else. They might have been first, they might not have.


And the currently living ones conquered there lands from the ones that don't have living descendants. Because that's how the natives in North America (and everywhere else) rolled.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (qlFIA)

69 Western Canada is fine except for the west coast. Quebec? To hell with the poutine eating frogs. Worse drivers in the northern hemisphere are French Canadians.


Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

70 Cyberpunk 2077 is looking more and more attractive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Just finished it, loved the game on PC, it had a pretty awesome story. Anti-corporation and giving no fucks sounds pretty good night now.

Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (cGlgB)

71 28 I know two things about Canada--Jack and Squat.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (CN5ZP)


You know those guys too, eh?

Posted by: A Frostback from The Great White North at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (AMIL/)

72 65
It obvious that some date in the future after the burning times and
purge of the commies, we'll have to conquer Canada. They will give us
maple syrup, and we'll rid them of the French language, commies, and
their Chinese infestation.


Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (J70i0)

Hard to rid them of commies when we're so infested down here. Ugh.

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

73
Nice!

Shred, my brother
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (ifmtJ)

🤘

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (nakwk)

74 I still haven't forgiven Canada for denying entry to a group of friends who wanted to go to Montreal to spend our hard earned money on debauchery as this was supposed to be a bachelor party. As it turns out Canada took offense to the groom because he had a DWI from 20+ years prior to that. This was the excuse given by the Canadian Border Agents.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (D3cJf)

75 54 Bete, Thanks
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (CN5ZP)

And in Canadian: Canada is America's Toque.

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)

76 Can we send our SJWers a one way ticket?

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)

77 Huh.

So a Canadian wrote that book about oppressive Muslim men that the left is so fond of?

I had no idea.

Posted by: Undercover Brother at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (FY89y)

78 Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans.

I guess that's just a hair better than the dinosaur fantasy "Taken By a Raptor" novels.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (L8ADy)

79
Mark, how would you compare the Portland strip clubs to the Vancouver BC strip clubs?

I would also ask a pistol question to Mark, too. When you want to know the answer, go to the experts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

80 God, it just sucks that this is where the society hivemind landed at this point in my life. Maoist self-cannibalism. Like, imagine 100 years ago when the bitches banned booze in America. That sucked. They probably did it for Social Justice reasons and they probably tore down a statue or two doing it. The courts probably looked the other way in how they amended the consitution.

How cool would it to be an adult in 1956 or 1986 when boogie Christian happiness was key.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (e7Gut)

81 WOPR - Isn't that the plot of Fallout?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (icI8A)

82 Hey, how long does it take for a people to become "indigenous" to an area?


250 years? 2000? How about 4000?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (NBwkg)

83 70 Cyberpunk 2077 is looking more and more attractive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Just finished it, loved the game on PC, it had a pretty awesome story. Anti-corporation and giving no fucks sounds pretty good night now.

Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (cGlgB)

For a game that lets you pick your genitalia, it's very non-PC.

It might be ugly, trashy and violent, but...I'll buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (ifmtJ)

84 As it turns out Canada took offense to the groom because he had a DWI from 20+ years prior to that. This was the excuse given by the Canadian Border Agents.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (D3cJf)


Yep, that's a real thing. They will absolutely refuse entry on that basis.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (t+qrx)

85 75
54 Bete, Thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (CN5ZP)



And in Canadian: Canada is America's Toque.

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)

What does that make Mexico?

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

86 Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Posted by: weird al at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ojwvu)

87 > People are supposed to go to Canada so they can enjoy Canada's respect for indigenous persons?

If you want to see the effect of multiple generations of welfare, just visit a First Nations reserve. Not to say that the tribal *people* are bad or anything, but most move off if they have any ambition in life.

Posted by: Same is true for some US tribes too at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (BBWrU)

88 55 46 Well....the Moosehead up there, is better than what they export.

Beer! Perv's....NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Paladin at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (3YWub)

20 loonies, same as in town, eh.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (nakwk)

25 loonies, with the currency conversion rate.

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (Ojki1)

89 "... while flicking their bean..." that's great comedy ladies and gentlemen!

Posted by: greg at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (eBfC+)

90 66 the "Minnesota Nice"

Actually, it's quite passive aggressive.
Posted by: Heidi at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (ol6cB)

Well, yes. Because no one would be aggressive to your face.

They will help you in a store where they don't work, though.

Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (BD/yx)

91 Canada's got draconian knife laws in place - nearly as bad as the UK. Fuck Canada, at least Mexico is a-ok with knives, automatic weapons and donkey shows. Mostly donkey shows.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (L8ADy)

92 So negative about Canada!

Canada is awesome!

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (ZfRYq)

93 What? No celebration of L.M. Montgomery who wrote the "Anne of Green Gables" series whose books are adored worldwide?. Too much of the early 20th century where family, faith and love for one's country is celebrated? I guess the only redeeming thing the "woke" could find in the books is Montgomery's love of nature, but alas (for the crazily woke) no trannies in sight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (WkPC9)

94 Also you can buy codeine over the counter in Canada.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (t+qrx)

95 79
Mark, how would you compare the Portland strip clubs to the Vancouver BC strip clubs?

I would also ask a pistol question to Mark, too. When you want to know the answer, go to the experts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (sy5kK)

Girls are prettier (or were) in Vancouver. The Portland girls, um, try harder. More competition.

I'm not at full Expert level with pistols, other Morons beat me there, but what's the pistol question?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (ifmtJ)

96 Canada has socialized medicine. If you get sick, well you are sooo deeply fucked, and if you're over 50 they don't even bother to fuck you over. They just let you die.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (o2MD2)

97
Canuckians invented the unholy substance infamous as poutine.

Get the pou pou poutine platter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (63Dwl)

98
The Canadians took away all the Indians' land, nicely.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (mht8P)

99 Nell, you've transitioned!

Posted by: Zombie Dudley Do-Right at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (W4eKo)

100 I liked Banff. But I wasn't paying for any of it. Which is honestly one of the main reasons I liked Banff.
Now that I think about - Jackson Hole, Taos, Hilton Head - same thing.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (S8L4n)

101 Wait, so Minnesota is "nice" because they do what Southerners everywhere were raised to do?

(we also know not to sneeze on people and to wash our hands after we use the bathroom)

Posted by: Undercover Brother at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (FY89y)

102 BTW, the lady who wrote Anne of Green Gables seemed to have been nice, but that was over a century ago.

Ditto Mary Pickford. She was a Canadian, too.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (z4etD)

103 >>> 65 It obvious that some date in the future after the burning times and purge of the commies, we'll have to conquer Canada. They will give us maple syrup, and we'll rid them of the French language, commies, and their Chinese infestation.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (J70i0)



The French speaking Canadians are not the biggest douchebags in Canada. Not that I've met a lot of assholes there. At peak rudeness they're kind of overly passive aggressive and you're not supposed to call them on it. But the Quebecois aren't the worst lot.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (l6b3d)

104 The Republic of Doyle was a fun show, though. Makes me want to visit St. Johns in Newfoundland to find out if people really talk like that.

Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (BD/yx)

105 And in Canadian: Canada is America's Toque.

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)

What does that make Mexico?
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

God's blind spot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (ifmtJ)

106 Doctor Roberta was ferried into space by:
Ronald J. Grabe
Stephen S. Oswald
David C. Hilmers
Norman E. Thagard
William F. Readdy
Roberta L. Bondar
Ulf D. Merbold

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (e7Gut)

107
*riffles through file cabinet*

*blows off dust*

Here it is! War Plan Red.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (mht8P)

108 Hey Canada. If you're so great, how come our Indians kicked your Indians asses?

Posted by: America at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (gmo/4)

109 7 Come to Canada and freeze yer ass off, eh?
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (o2MD2)

Schedule a visit when my father is in Toronto. No matter the season, it will be 100 degrees in Toronto until he leaves.

Posted by: Catherine at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (KzgGT)

110 The link at "dystopian novel" goes to a Wikipedia entry for Canadian sexual-dystopian writer Margaret Atwood, who wrote the Karen Science Fiction book The Handmaid's Tale.

Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans.
_________

I just read that to my wife. She paused, and said "That's not a bad description of that novel." (She read it back when it came out.)

Posted by: Eeyore at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (7X3UV)

111 Posted by: CanuckJack at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM

Just take care where, lots of places here are filled with Leftists who would make you think you never left Canada.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)

112 Wasn't until 1982 before Canada became an independent country. The North American Tories were a little slow .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

113 Let us not go to Canada. It is a silly place.

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (7EHch)

114 65
It obvious that some date in the future after the burning times and
purge of the commies, we'll have to conquer Canada. They will give us
maple syrup, and we'll rid them of the French language, commies, and
their Chinese infestation.


Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (J70i0)

And liberate them of that fine alcohol called Screech.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (D3cJf)

115 91
Canada's got draconian knife laws in place - nearly as bad as the UK.
Fuck Canada, at least Mexico is a-ok with knives, automatic weapons and
donkey shows. Mostly donkey shows.

Posted by: at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (L8ADy)

Mexico is NOT okay. Take a shell casing over the border, get caught, spend 10 years in a MEXICAN penitentiary. Down there, you get fed a bare minimum (bread and broth), and will likely starve if you don't have friends and family send you stuff which is taxed (mordida) by the guards.

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

116 The Amish here in the Driftless make better maple syrup than Canadia does, and they sell it cheaper, too !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (/On2j)

117 And in Canadian: Canada is America's Toque.

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)

What does that make Mexico?
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ynpvh)


Estrella de mar de chocolate

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (L8ADy)

118 If you get sick, well you are sooo deeply fucked, and if you're over 50 they don't even bother to fuck you over. They just let you die.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna

---> euthanasia came to the West the same way every other demonic idiotic idea did, drips and drabs of incompetence until it's basically enshrined into law.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (e7Gut)

119 Ha ha!

I'm going to put some gravy on my chips right here at home, and you can save your smelly cheese for your Canadian mothers!

Eh?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (WOYcU)

120 Like the Satanic Bible simply reversed everything in the actual Bible, woke culture simply takes losers and puts them on top. Unattractive people are not encouraged to look their best, but to accentuate their unattractiveness. Incompetent people are put in charge. Odd that men aren't attracted to trans women. Or overweight goth women with died hair.

Posted by: iandeal at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (vgGyZ)

121 Plus the vast majority of Canadians I've known or met (have cousins there and meet lots of snowbirds here in AZ) absolutely HATE TRUMP and HATE THE U.S.A. -- so one more reason we should definitely subsidize that NICE society.

Posted by: ShainS at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (WqPYg)

122 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (arJlL)

123 57 Canada is the place where nothing of importance ever happens.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

So Cleveland, but cleaner?

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Ojki1)

124 Is Canada going to pay for our defense when we get Medicare for all?

Posted by: Undercover Brother at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (FY89y)

125 In C.S. Lewis' novel "That Hideous Strength " the bad guys belonged to a Satanic group called The National Institute for Coordinated Experiments. NICE for short.

Posted by: DM at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (9BY6w)

126 NICE is for a moment, putting down your dystopian novel,
In a Muskoka chair,
Opening your eyes knowing this world can be NICE.
________

Funny. I just unpacked That Hideous Strength.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (7X3UV)

127 101
I liked Banff. But I wasn't paying for any of it. Which is honestly one of the main reasons I liked Banff.
Now that I think about - Jackson Hole, Taos, Hilton Head - same thing.


Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (S8L4n)

I was always curious how South Dildo got it's name. And is there a North Dildo?

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

128 I'm about as Canadian as it gets, and I love history, but I had to look up Emily Stowe and Rita Joe. Nobody here, and I mean nobody, knows who they are
PS the big news here is the carbon tax, and the fact that we are apparently going to plant a billion trees to achieve net zero carbon or some such.
Yes, Canada is indeed a silly place.

Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (UCI1V)

129 Canada forced Native American children into dangerous orphanages to make them learn English. Cancel Canada.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ftFVW)

130 There's probably more, but that's what I know about Canada.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (t+qrx)

You forgot the Beanery Ballet in Windsor.

Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (9UmRs)

131 Klondike Kate

The inventor of the lesbian ice cream bar

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (vd8XM)

132 when the bitches banned booze in America. That sucked. They probably did it for Social Justice reasons and they probably tore down a statue or two doing it.

There were actually quite a few bas***** behind the bit****and there were diverse reasons including the fact that Carrie Nation was married to an abusive alcoholic husband and knew other women who were concerned about the effect of alcoholism on the family (No AA then) and most of the people behind it were people of religious faith. I really think the banning of alcohol will be nothing compared to the tsunami of banning under non religious progressives.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (WkPC9)

133 and taste the maple syrup.
--------
Uh, oh. Now she has gone too far.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (WD9ZA)

134 Did you know that originally canada was called CND?

People would ask how to spell that?

C eh N eh d eh.

And now you know the rest of the story. Good day!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)

135 Bear was written there. Got a prestigious Canuck award too. 0/4 Stars. Would not visit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (H5knJ)
----

As usual, 'Murica does it better:

https://tinyurl.com/ybc23y4n

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

136 NICE is having a dedicated RCMP task force for crimes against indigenous peoples and dedicated indigenous only taxis across two provinces, because they get murdered and victimized with assault and rape at four times the rate of the rest of the Canadian population.

Posted by: fringe at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (FPur3)

137 You forgot the Beanery Ballet in Windsor.
Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (9UmRs)


Well don't tell the tourists about it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (t+qrx)

138
Estrella de mar de chocolate
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (L8ADy)

De un ciudad particular en Pennsylvania. Tu entiendes de que estoy hablando.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (nakwk)

139 Canada. In December. How dumb do they think we are?

Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (ttpW1)

140 Oh, Canaduh!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (rBtIz)

141 I still haven't forgiven Canada for denying entry to a group of friends who wanted to go to Montreal to spend our hard earned money on debauchery as this was supposed to be a bachelor party. As it turns out Canada took offense to the groom because he had a DWI from 20+ years prior to that. This was the excuse given by the Canadian Border Agents.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (D3cJf)


Of course, no Canadians have ever DUI'd before. *cough* Tim Horton *cough*

Posted by: AF at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (S8ePJ)

142 137 Bear was written there. Got a prestigious Canuck award too. 0/4 Stars. Would not visit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (H5knJ)
----

As usual, 'Murica does it better:

https://tinyurl.com/ybc23y4n
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)


Love is real.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (H5knJ)

143 122
Like the Satanic Bible simply reversed everything in the actual Bible,
woke culture simply takes losers and puts them on top. Unattractive
people are not encouraged to look their best, but to accentuate their
unattractiveness. Incompetent people are put in charge. Odd that men
aren't attracted to trans women. Or overweight goth women with died
hair.

Posted by: iandeal at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (vgGyZ)

Oh, THAT'S the bible Hillary has been reading. Makes sense.

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

144 123 Plus the vast majority of Canadians I've known or met (have cousins there and meet lots of snowbirds here in AZ) absolutely HATE TRUMP and HATE THE U.S.A. -- so one more reason we should definitely subsidize that NICE society.

---> most libs passion inverse to their knowledge. Why should smelly foreigners be any different.

What's trump done aside from governing while republican? pro-peace, pro-life, populist, closed borders.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (e7Gut)

145 If you want a Canada travelogue, watch 1965s The Railrodder, sponsored, I believe, by the Canadian Board of Tourism and starring legendary silent comic Buster Keaton in one of his last roles.

20-odd minutes of good, clean fun, eh?

https://tinyurl.com/ybbum4oz

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (2JVJo)

146 131 Canada forced Native American children into dangerous orphanages to make them learn English. Cancel Canada.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ftFVW)

The United States did, too. At the time it was the progressive thing to do.

Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (BD/yx)

147 Canadians come here and work quite easily, get very high paying prestigious jobs like newscasters and movie/tv people.
Try being an American in Canada, and to work there.

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (w7KSn)

148 I HATE the word, "nice". You know what "nice" is? It's the fake way you behave out loud, in public. It's the mask you show the world. It says nothing about your character.

I have a stepbrother who is, hopefully, spending his worthless life in prison for "accidentally" killing his 18 month old son because his baby mommy was in jail, his car, which his dad gave him, had been impounded, and he was jonesing (or whatever you call it) for a fix and the extended relative who was supposed to pick up the baby was late and he couldn't get out to get his drugs and the boy was acting like a toddler and my brother by marriage only hit him in the head with a coffee mug, effectively killing him. Then he burned his poor, little body outside in the fire pit to hide evidence of past abuse.

Anyway, you know what EVERYONE outside of the family said about above child murderer? That he was such a NICE guy.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (TqblR)

149 If dying of embarrassment was possible, I would be gone right now.

Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (+58AB)

150 What amazed Soviet scholars after its demise, was the squalor that the leaders actually lived in compared to a normal middle class family in America - they had an entire country at their feet, they could summon anything it produced. But it produced so little and what they produced was so shoddy and worthless that a single mother living on the plains of Texas possessed more and had access to materials a senior Kremlin official could only dream about.

In short, Kevin Williamson lives a life of fantasy exorbitance that his physical presence readily represents, one that nothing he suggests economically would ever allow to happen. He'd be that skinny old guy in the mud pit that Charlton Heston talked to The Ten Commandments just before having his image changed by an Egyptian guard if his economic policies of allowing the world governments decide US trade policy.

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (w2LAm)

151 Fuck. I was thinking calle. Been a great many years since college Espanol...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (nakwk)

152 celebrating indigenous people is just another nihilist attack on western society. Our whole founding is wrong to them.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (e7Gut)

153 148 131 Canada forced Native American children into dangerous orphanages to make them learn English. Cancel Canada.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ftFVW)

The United States did, too. At the time it was the progressive thing to do.
Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (BD/yx)

Can we do the same thing with all the Mexicans in California? or Washington?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ifmtJ)

154 Minnesota Nice is a myth. Nice people don't elect the likes of Keith Ellison, Ilhan Omar, Tim Walz, Tina Smith, Amy Klobuchar, etc. to high office.

Posted by: PacosMojo at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (7Oa0+)

155 What's the difference between a flick and a thump?

Posted by: strippers in the daylight at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (OjMM8)

156 Serious question - can you still shoot animals up there? I thought parts of Canada had lots of normies.

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (7EHch)

157 I have a stepbrother who is, hopefully, spending his
worthless life in prison for "accidentally" killing his 18 month old
son because his baby mommy was in jail, his car, which his dad gave him,
had been impounded, and he was jonesing (or whatever you call it) for a
fix and the extended relative who was supposed to pick up the baby was
late and he couldn't get out to get his drugs and the boy was acting
like a toddler and my brother by marriage only hit him in the head with a
coffee mug, effectively killing him. Then he burned his poor, little
body outside in the fire pit to hide evidence of past abuse.



Anyway, you know what EVERYONE outside of the family said about above child murderer? That he was such a NICE guy.



Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (TqblR)


Dear sweet baby Jesus.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

158 I have to admit, watching Trudeau's fake eyebrows fall off was NICE.

And he looks good in blackface.

These leadership entertainments are denied us.

Soon, though...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (veMj1)

159
And celebrating little-known Canadian Woman of History.




Cobie Smulders?

Posted by: DAK at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (PtOP4)

160 161
And celebrating little-known Canadian Woman of History.




Cobie Smulders?
Posted by: DAK at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (PtOP4)

Would bang.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (nakwk)

161 155
148 131 Canada forced Native American children into dangerous orphanages to make them learn English. Cancel Canada.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ftFVW)



The United States did, too. At the time it was the progressive thing to do.

Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (BD/yx)



Can we do the same thing with all the Mexicans in California? or Washington?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ifmtJ)

Hey now, my mother came in LEGALLY.

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

162 One of those mysterious twitter accounts is pointing out that shortly after James O'Keefe announced he has tape of State Dept peeps talking to Julian Assange, the DOD has an emergency shut down of their system because it's been hacked.
Implying this is not a coincidence.

Posted by: artemis at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

163 My fraternal Grandfather was in the Canadian Army and served in WW1. Fortunately he married my grandmother who had immigrated to NYC from England and became a US citizen.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (2DOZq)

164 155

Can we do the same thing with all the Mexicans in California? or Washington?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ifmtJ)

No, Mr. Garrison, er, Edwards, we can't round up all the Mexicans!

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (7EHch)

165 My next trip abroad was either Southern Europe again or Canada. I guess that decision has been made. Nice.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (3frqk)

166 My Dad's side of the family used Canada to bring over relatives from the Warsaw Pack countries during the cold war. It was easy to immigrate into Canada, obtain Canadian citizenship, then immigrate into the U.S. and gain American citizenship.

Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (gmo/4)

167 "Canada: America's Hat"

*and largest exporter of back-bacon*

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (BM2fS)

168
But it produced so little and what they produced was so shoddy and worthless that a single mother living on the plains of Texas possessed more and had access to materials a senior Kremlin official could only dream about.

__________

"The Grapes of Wrath" had to be pulled from Russian theaters because people were amazed that even poverty-stricken Americans could have trucks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (mht8P)

169 MSUD

Maple Syrup Urine Disease

Pee smells like maple syrup because of improperly broken-down amino acids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)
-------
Did you just piss on my waffles?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)

170 167 155

Can we do the same thing with all the Mexicans in California? or Washington?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ifmtJ)

No, Mr. Garrison, er, Edwards, we can't round up all the Mexicans!
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (7EHch)

lol

and no disrespect to Jim's mom

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (ifmtJ)

171 For what it's worth, which is nothing. This Canadian likes Trump.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (lgiXo)

172 172 MSUD

Maple Syrup Urine Disease

Pee smells like maple syrup because of improperly broken-down amino acids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)
-------
Did you just piss on my waffles?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)

Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (nakwk)

173 141 Canada. In December. How dumb do they think we are?
Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (ttpW1)

Well Zero was president.

And re-elected.

So I'm not sure they are wrong if they are thinking America is dumb enough to fall for anything...

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (Ojki1)

174 Pee smells like maple syrup because of improperly broken-down amino acids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)


I'm going to diagnose that the next time I smell leaking radiator coolant.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (t+qrx)

175 And celebrating little-known Canadian Woman of History.






Cobie Smulders?

Posted by: DAK at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (PtOP4)

The Robin Sparkles.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (3frqk)

176 Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (TqblR)

Oh, my God, that poor baby.

Posted by: Toni at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (/c+mq)

177 I remember when once I went to Canada with my old man we hung out with some lumberjacks and some indian (feather) dude.

The Indian dude told us stories of the Loup Garou but we all thought it was nonsense.

Boy were we wrong.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

178
For what it's worth, which is nothing. This Canadian likes Trump.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (lgiXo)


Because you're an excellent moron in good standing.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

179 177 Pee smells like maple syrup because of improperly broken-down amino acids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)

I'm going to diagnose that the next time I smell leaking radiator coolant.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (t+qrx)

You really need to stop drinking antifreeze.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (nakwk)

180 So.. given that the above is redolent of the typical Canadian, how should US travel literature look so as to attract them as visitors ensure they never want to come here?

Posted by: Wait, Kamloops isn't a breakfast cereal? at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (BBWrU)

181 26 The Cup? When was the last time a Canadian team hoisted the Stanley Cup?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie



1993. Montreal Canadians.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (F+tjU)

182 106 And in Canadian: Canada is America's Toque.

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)

What does that make Mexico?
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ynpvh)


Cunts-way-low

Posted by: bob frapples at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (hNjgQ)

183 "156 Minnesota Nice is a myth. Nice people don't elect the likes of Keith Ellison, Ilhan Omar, Tim Walz, Tina Smith, Amy Klobuchar, etc. to high office.

Posted by: PacosMojo at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (7Oa0+) "




This !

Minnesota Nice is fucking me over when we visit the Boundary Waters and charging me A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS for CCL reciprocity.

*spits in minnesotas general direction*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (/On2j)

184 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (lgiXo)

Make that two *fistbump*

Which puts me at odds with virtually everyone else around here

Posted by: CanuckJack at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (RurT5)

185 Yeah, leftists are in love with "nice."

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (Izzlo)

186 151
If dying of embarrassment was possible, I would be gone right now.

Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (+58AB)

I took the vaccine as a kid.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (IbxQb)

187 The last Nice Age was a real bitch.

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (7EHch)

188 I plan to import an American girl and I plan to make her squirm.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (lgiXo)

189 In short, Kevin Williamson lives a life of fantasy exorbitance that his physical presence readily represents, one that nothing he suggests economically would ever allow to happen. He'd be that skinny old guy in the mud pit that Charlton Heston talked to The Ten Commandments just before having his image changed by an Egyptian guard if his economic policies of allowing the world governments decide US trade policy.
Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (w2LAm)

Williams is a combination of a catty bitch whose snark has grown stale and a midwitted grad school student who the professor avoids due to long-winded answers. He would be the old skinny man even now if his pay was based on merit.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (puu6v)

190 Oh, also, this is a real campaign ad from a Canadian Canadian living in Canada and running in a Canadian election.

https://youtu.be/DG6fhub9HDQ

I don't remember if he got elected.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (t+qrx)

191 On a trip (bidness -- husband's) to Toronto years ago, I took then little D'oh Boy to a park that I believe was on an island. A mother Canada goose chased the hell out of us because we admired her goslings. That memory stands out.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

192 My fav Canadian? Sergeant Preston.

Hold it...no...it's Kevin Vickers. This guy:
https://tinyurl.com/ycpprles

Another good one, as he deals with a disruptive lefty:
https://tinyurl.com/yc9h4gff

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (bk3Sg)

193 189
151

If dying of embarrassment was possible, I would be gone right now.



Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (+58AB)

I took the vaccine as a kid.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (IbxQb)

At a certain age, very little embarasses.

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

194 I remember in Canadian Bacon they had to by law translate all English into French. Do they have to translate the 198 other languages into English and French or just French?

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (3frqk)

195 We use "nice" as a euphemism for "stupid" at work.

Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (BRkq2)

196 With Bombardier's commercial class getting sold off or dead and them downsizing to bizjet and trains there's been large herds of engineers migrating down from the Northern border. Same with coming up from Brazille and the fall of Embraer. Same with Airbus but to a much lesser extent.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (l6b3d)

197 Or overweight goth women with died hair.

the hair has no body.

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (arJlL)

198 You really need to stop drinking antifreeze.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (nakwk)


I only drink the green apple flavor.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (t+qrx)

199 Nell, is that a cruller in your pocket our are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Zombie Dudley Do-Right at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (W4eKo)

200 Speaking as a Canadian, the more money people here make, the more they hate Trump. The richest people I've talked to are shocked, just shocked by Trump. They couldn't *wait* for Biden to get in. They just don't get it.

Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)

201 165 One of those mysterious twitter accounts is pointing out that shortly after James O'Keefe announced he has tape of State Dept peeps talking to Julian Assange, the DOD has an emergency shut down of their system because it's been hacked.
Implying this is not a coincidence.
Posted by: artemis at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

The real surprise is that they haven't simply shut Twitter down yet, or at least the nonconforming accounts. Anyway, supposedly there was an "unusual cyberattack" on US military assets today.

The Pentagon has imposed an emergency shutdown of its Secret Internet Protocol Router Network, which handles classified information up to the secret level (Just the News).

"In the past few hours I hear about multiple reports from credible channels in the Middle East (mostly Iranian sources) that the US has elevated its level of readiness due to a very unusual cyber attack on American military assets within the USA."

Posted by: Now is the time ... at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (BBWrU)

202 Canada... America's septic system.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

203 I'll wait until Mark Steyn weighs in.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (CN5ZP)

204 Cyberpunk is a dumpster fire on the consoles. 2020, what do you expect?

Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (q177U)

205 203
Speaking as a Canadian, the more money people here make, the more they
hate Trump. The richest people I've talked to are shocked, just shocked
by Trump. They couldn't *wait* for Biden to get in. They just don't get
it.


Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)

And voted for Geraldo's kid to boot, no doubt.

Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (ynpvh)

206 They just don't get it.


Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)


Oh noes.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

207 "Come to Canada! You might meet Castro's kid.

Posted by: azjaeger at December 15, 2020 07:09 PM (3/XaG)

208 Canada, coming to a United States near you.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 15, 2020 07:09 PM (AiZBA)

209 Canada gladly accepted our draft dodgers and AWOL soldiers as recently as the War on Terror.

Hard to count such actions as an ally.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

210 he link at "dystopian novel" goes to a Wikipedia entry for Canadian
sexual-dystopian writer Margaret Atwood, who wrote the Karen Science
Fiction book The Handmaid's Tale.

Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to
get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the
Patriarchy while flicking their beans.


I wonder about the book, "The Canadian Mounted". Anyone know that reference without looking it up?

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (3frqk)

211 203 Speaking as a Canadian, the more money people here make, the more they hate Trump. The richest people I've talked to are shocked, just shocked by Trump. They couldn't *wait* for Biden to get in. They just don't get it.
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)


Biden is a gain for Canada? That is mystifying.

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (7EHch)

212 191 I plan to import an American girl and I plan to make her squirm.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (lgiXo)

Well if she has blue hair you just need to tell her that her Gender Studies major only qualifies her for the job her professor already has and being a barista.

And then tell her what a barista makes.

Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1)

213 I thought Naismith was Canadian...

LM Montgomery definitely deserves to be on any list of notable Canadian women. She wrote way more than just the Anne books (The Blue Castle is one of my most deeply loved books. I only wish I had discovered it decades earlier than I did), and her books resonate with a deep love of Canada and especially Nova Scotia.

But she also wrote about faith and family, and we can't have that.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (rWZ8Y)

214 If I wanted to see Nice, I'd book a ticket for France.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (6FeV1)

215 De un ciudad particular en Pennsylvania. Tu entiendes de que estoy hablando.
Posted by: Insomniac

Burma Shavo

Posted by: JT at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (arJlL)

216 Canada won't like this in 90 when I was last there. Sad.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (8bJHg)

217 And then tell her what a barista makes.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1)


Coffee. Even I know that.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (t+qrx)

218 Dear sweet baby Jesus.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ptqGC)


Yes. His poor, little life cut off in such a horrible, brutal way. But at least he is with Jesus now and he can't be hurt anymore.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (TqblR)

219 My Iron Maiden anthology guitar tab book arrived today, so that kicks ass.

so one song? Trooper.

Posted by: grease monkey at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (g741k)

220 >>> 175 172 MSUD

Maple Syrup Urine Disease

Pee smells like maple syrup because of improperly broken-down amino acids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)
-------
Did you just piss on my waffles?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)

Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (nakwk)



I remember a while back someone distilling whiskey from a group of diabetic's urine. To "raise awareness for diabetes" or something.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (l6b3d)

221 I've heard they've got lumberjacks that are OK (IYKWIMAITYD).

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (sWM8x)

222 Canada had that famous crackhead mayor for awhile, did he die?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)

223 SIPRN Net shutdown is.... unusual. Never happened while I worked for DoD.

However, our intrepid IT department could take anything down for any amount of time due to stupidity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (3H9h1)

224 Grampa, mom is stuck to a pole somewhere up in Windsor.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby-elect at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (W4eKo)

225 >>Dear sweet baby Jesus.


Aslo. Canadian.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (SxWg1)

226
The link at "dystopian novel" goes to a Wikipedia entry for Canadian sexual-dystopian writer Margaret Atwood, who wrote the Karen Science Fiction book The Handmaid's Tale.

Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans.


Oh my goodness I'm so tempted to steal this and make it my own.....must resist....

Posted by: WonkishRogue at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (iJaqf)

227 I would guess SIPRNet shutdown related to SolarWinds.

Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)

228 Given the fact that they have conservative outlets like "Rebel Media" I expect that there are quite a few conservative Canadians and that the Canada Tourism Board is run by leftists, not your hard working conservative from the Canadian plains, After all, we elected Obama twice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (WkPC9)

229 Well if she has blue hair you just need to tell her that her Gender Studies major only qualifies her for the job her professor already has and being a barista.

And then tell her what a barista makes.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1)

No, she has long, dark hair and eyes. And long legs.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

230 Canada had that famous crackhead mayor for awhile, did he die?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)


Rob Ford. Died 2016.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (t+qrx)

231 202 Nell, is that a cruller in your pocket our are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Zombie Dudley Do-Right at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (W4eKo)

That's just Dick Dastardly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (6FeV1)

232 I wonder about the book, "The Canadian Mounted". Anyone know that reference without looking it up?
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (3frqk)
--------
It's the book Del was reading in the departure lounge of JFK in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (Uhu8A)

233 in case you missed it: link to SS-109 ammo. 900 rounds $714, in a can, 50 round "battle packs"

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2020 06:39 PM (ngeWd)

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (ngeWd)

234 225 Canada had that famous crackhead mayor for awhile, did he die?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)

Yes

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (lgiXo)

235 225 Canada had that famous crackhead mayor for awhile, did he die?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)

Rob Ford? Something like that....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (6FeV1)

236 >>> 225 Canada had that famous crackhead mayor for awhile, did he die?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)


Ford, yes he died. But other than the crack he seemed like an ok guy. Seriously he did.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (l6b3d)

237 I thought Naismith was Canadian...





I thought he was from Texas the guy from the Monkees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (oAh30)

238 > 230 I would guess SIPRNet shutdown related to SolarWinds.

Yea... and Dominion wants their data back.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (3H9h1)

239 I was thinking of not going to Canada but now it's official!! Thanks, Mr Spades!!!

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (M+pbd)

240 I would guess SIPRNet shutdown related to SolarWinds.
Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)


You're probably right, but isn't SIPRNet air-gapped from the rest of the world? Or did I just assume that?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

241 The only good Canadian is Don Cherry

Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

242 the only traveling i'm likely to do, any time soon, besides driving up to see Resident 3vil on occasion, is to Texas, to scout out someplace for us to move to.

Fuck #Failifornia

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (ngeWd)

243 Speaking as a Canadian, the more money people here make, the more they

hate Trump. The richest people I've talked to are shocked, just shocked

by Trump. They couldn't *wait* for Biden to get in. They just don't get

it.




Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)

there is nothing new about it really. Canadians and Euros always hate Republican presidents. Even on the occasions they themselves have "conservative" leaders, the population always hates Republicans.

It makes sense when you think about it. No one wants a strong, independent leader in the super power. Americans are the opposite, we love a conservative abroad. We like to see people who stand up for their countries. But it doesn't work the other way. Sure, Eastern Europe maybe, but not Old Europe or Canada, aka, pretend Old Europe.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (3frqk)

244 217 If I wanted to see Nice, I'd book a ticket for France.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (6FeV1)

Loved it!

Except for the terrorist attack on the last night.

Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (BRkq2)

245 As a Canadian, I can only say, "BARF!" Besides, I know a lot of Canadians and they're not all "nice".

Posted by: leber at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (2ke6i)

246 Justin Trudeau is a asshole finishing the job his daddy started.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (lgiXo)

247 how should US travel literature look so as to attract them as visitors ensure they never want to come here?
Posted by: Wait, Kamloops isn't a breakfast cereal? at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM

Country's closed, eh. Moose at the border should have told you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)

248 Ford, yes he died. But other than the crack he seemed like an ok guy. Seriously he did.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (l6b3d)


Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Rob Ford at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (S8ePJ)

249 Yes. His poor, little life cut off in such a
horrible, brutal way. But at least he is with Jesus now and he can't be
hurt anymore.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (TqblR)


God bless that baby.

This Christmas Day will be the second anniversary of the home invasion, robbery, kidnapping, torture and murder of my husband's cousin, the only other conservative in his entire extended family. Five thug yutes have been sitting in jail for nearly two years awaiting trial.

I have a picture of Cuz meeting Trump in Greenville, SC. He loved the guy.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

250 I had a gig in my 20's that sent me to Canada half of the year for 3 years or so.. 20% Alberta, 30% Ontario of that 50... I experianced very nice folks.. amd Alexander Keith's Ale... to this day is my favorite and can't get it here. No real point to my post other than to say it.. Alberta folks are American as far as I'm concerned.. Not really of course, just mindset.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (zTThE)

251 203 Speaking as a Canadian, the more money people here make, the more they hate Trump. The richest people I've talked to are shocked, just shocked by Trump. They couldn't *wait* for Biden to get in. They just don't get it.
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)

Same here, and they do get it.

The wealthiest among us are reverting to the looting stage and syphoning assets off the people who tend to support Trump. Their Canadian counterparts will benefit as well when our normal citizens are thrown to the wolves in exchange for crumbs from China. It's trickle up economics, the tried and true method of extraction before jetting off to New Zealand. They are joyously Making China Great Again.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (puu6v)

252 Truthfully I have no problem with Canada. More truthfullier, I don't think about the place much at all. Unlike Mexico.

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (7EHch)

253 Welcome to Canada, where we put piss on our waffles and drink whisky made from, you guessed it, piss.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)

254 I blame this entirely upon the Labatt brewing company.

They're putting fruit in their beer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (WOYcU)

255 Canada had that famous crackhead mayor for awhile, did he die?

Yes sadly. I do however have one of Rob Ford's re-election buttons which I got from my BIL's house in Toronto and consider a prize possession for the amusing stories it brings to life.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (iJaqf)

256 63 A Canadian woman has a poutine food truck here called....I am not kidding...the Squeaky Beaver.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)


Brilliant guerilla marketing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 07:16 PM (sy5kK)

257 Admiral Naismith ?

Thought he was from Beta Colony ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 15, 2020 07:16 PM (/On2j)

258 Canada had that famous crackhead mayor for awhile, did he die?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM

Bitch set him up!

Posted by: Marion Barry at December 15, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)

259 >> A Canadian woman has a poutine food truck here called....I am not kidding...the Squeaky Beaver.


Would you like that with Extra Gravy?

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:16 PM (SxWg1)

260 how should US travel literature look so as to ensure they never want to come here?
Posted by: Wait, Kamloops isn't a breakfast cereal? at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM

Come see scenic Chicago!

Experiece a real drive by!

Vote Democrat for eternity thereafter!

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (4LZiC)

261 red, I would love to have you in this little spot of Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (CN5ZP)

262 I'm down with Steyn. And AOP.

Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (BRkq2)

263 Biden is a gain for Canada? That is mystifying.

Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (7EHch)

Biden will be terrible for Canadian interests. But you can't convince wealthy idiots about real life issues. Besides, no matter what happens, these idiots will still make their money.

Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (UCI1V)

264 Handsome Dick Manitoba (Richard Blum) is the best thing about Canada.

Posted by: PROVE ME WRONG at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (BBWrU)

265 So, I am hearing that the AFC wildcard game will be presented on the Nickelodeon channel with a Sponge Bob square pants theme - slime and googly eyes included - this was announced by...CBS.

Its over, when you're trying to make this appeal to 6 year old viewers, you've hit rock bottom. Like a crack head whore, you need the dough....

Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (w2LAm)

266 A have never not even once, had poutine. I have had beaver tail.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (lgiXo)

267 >> Admiral Naismith ?


Joe Neismith.


Kicker for the Oakland Redskins

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (SxWg1)

268 Ben Had! Hugs, dear.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

269 Norma Desmond > Viola Desmond

Cello Desmond > Viola Desmond

Posted by: Michael the Texan: Fap Checker at December 15, 2020 07:18 PM (9IdCK)

270 And the currently living ones conquered there lands from the ones that don't have living descendants. Because that's how the natives in North America (and everywhere else) rolled.

Posted by: 18-1



*hands over business card*

"Hello, Chief Two Dogs Fucking of the Cree Tribe, I represent the Descendants of One Million Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal Indigenous Peoples who lived within Canada's bounds 15,000 years ago, and who were forced off their lands and/or murdered by your ancestors. Here is our claim for damages. Please pay if full within 30 days, or we will file in Crown Courts."

*hands over $C 1,000,000,000.000 claim for damage*

"Good day, Sir!"

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)

271 I generally tune ads out (or fast forward) so I never know what they're about and this campaign is no different. Thanks for the info. Now I can safely continue tuning them out.

But I do find it head-scratching that global warming is gonna kill us all by probably Tuesday so a huge carbon tax increase has been announced and yet people are supposed to travel to or around Canada increasing global warming so that we all die Monday.

Oh, BTW, if you're persuaded to come to Alberta based on one of these ads, please stay away. We have enough idiots here already.

Posted by: all doubt removed at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (S2eH9)

272
The only good Canadian is Don Cherry
Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

________

So Hockey Night in Canada had to get rid of him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)

273
Girls are prettier (or were) in Vancouver. The Portland girls, um, try harder. More competition.

I'm not at full Expert level with pistols, other Morons beat me there, but what's the pistol question?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (ifmtJ)

No, no question at this time. And while I met some true world-class experts at the TxMoMe, you are no slouch in this area, my friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

274 If you've never listened to 'Four Rode By', here's a excerpt from the lyrics, the old Canada:

Four rode by
Rode through here
Three Mclean boys and that wild Alex Hare
They were armed
All were armed
It was them I'd have known them anywhere

Willie Palmer's stallion was no twenty dollar cayuse
And when the wild ones stole him he hightailed it into town
Ussher in those days was keeping order in the district
But before he'd ridden thirty miles the McLean boys shot him down

Four rode by
Rode through here
Three Mclean boys and that wild Alex Hare

A shepherd known as Kelly saw the wild ones as they passed
They shot him with a rifle and they took his watch and chain
When the posse found them they were in the lonely cabin
A hunger took their fight away and no one else was slain

Four rode by
Rode through here
Three Mclean boys and that wild Alex Hare

They hung the boys in January eighteen eighty one
The first time in that province that they'd strung up brothers three
--

Good time, good times. Tune: https://tinyurl.com/yaunwtaz

The story:


McLean Gang

McLean Gang, BC outlaws (fl 1879). Consisting of Allan, Charlie and Archie McLean and Alex Hare (all 4 of mixed blood), the gang lived by banditry and violence. On 8 December 1879 they killed John Tannatt Ussher, a Kamloops policeman who was arresting them for horse theft, and James Kelly, a shepherd. A posse trapped them in a cabin near Douglas Lake and after a short siege the gang surrendered. At the time Allan was 24, Charlie and Alex 17, and Archie 15. Tried in New Westminster, they were executed in a group hanging on 31 January 1881.
---

Now there's a bit of real Canadian history. I love happy endings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (L47aO)

275 Everything I need to know about Canada I learned from Dudly Doright.

Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (FicNg)

276 Totalitarian shitweasels snivel and connive their way into positions, HR, Advertising, PR campaigns for entire countries, etc. and proceed to fart out their idiotic ideology and daring anyone to stop them.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (oAY8z)

277 37 I donno, but Ah been tole, Canadian pussy is mighty cold...
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (o2MD2)

Is that the Jody for CFS Alert? So far north, they go to Thule for RandR.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (E2Y9z)

278 Klondike Kate was a real looker, as in she spied on attractive people then murdered them, probably. Wiki says she was born in Kansas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (M+pbd)

279 presto!

sock b gone!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (GIeIM)

280
And altering the words to O Canada and The Maple Leaf Forever is a war crime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (mht8P)

281 >>Everything I need to know about Canada I learned from Dudly Doright.


And Chilly Willy

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (SxWg1)

282 Jane, hugs and kisses to all of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (CN5ZP)

283 >>> 63 A Canadian woman has a poutine food truck here called....I am not kidding...the Squeaky Beaver.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)


The Squeaky Beaver, parked next to Roy's Nuts & Butts.

No, really.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (l6b3d)

284 Jane, sorry about your cousin. It's a terrible world we live in. Always will be. And the sooner anyone realizes that we can't change society, the better. Trust in God, not the government.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (0mF77)

285 But you can't convince wealthy idiots about real life issues. Besides, no matter what happens, these idiots will still make their money.
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (UCI1V)


Hmmmm. I wonder if there's a way to disrupt the money flow to power-hungry, self-important idiots.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 15, 2020 07:21 PM (ofYez)

286 As a Canadian, I can only say, "BARF!" Besides, I know a lot of Canadians and they're not all "nice".

Posted by: leber at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (2ke6i)

I have seen liberal Americans who wrote about how bad it was their they had to leave. That was around the Iraq War era. Also, Bill Burr was pretty clear on this. I would post it but my right click went kaput.

We have many Canadian friends here. No one is bashing them. Countries can be stupid. Hell, I could see the US government putting up something well, not quite as lame, but still bad in a year or so if things go poorly.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:21 PM (3frqk)

287 Miss Moneypenny wassh a Canadien.

Sshe lived in Ft Erie. Ontario for many years.

Posted by: Sean Connery at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (BgMrQ)

288 Norma Desmond > Viola Desmond

Cello Desmond > Viola Desmond

Posted by: Michael the Texan: Fap Checker




Nessun Dorma >Norma Desmond > Cello Desmond > Viola Desmond

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (BM2fS)

289 Ian Tyson lives not too far from me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (lgiXo)

290 I'm kinda liking Snerdly Whiplash at the moment.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (CN5ZP)

291 So, I live just south of Canuckistan. I worked in Canada and with a lot of Canadians. Visiting Victoria and Vancouver BC, I noticed a lot of young attractive women on my trips during the first few years living here.

Over the years, I also noted many of my work friends, and acquaintances, married Canadian women.

Discussions with the gals, and guys, showed that the women yearned for real men, and not the feminized sort that roam the highways and byways of the Great White North.

Posted by: Bones at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (l0Lgi)

292 What happened to Jane's cousin?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (M+pbd)

293 Alberta folks are American as far as I'm concerned.. Not really of course, just mindset.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (zTThE)

Manitobans too.

Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (9UmRs)

294 As a Canadian, I can only say, "BARF!" Besides, I know a lot of Canadians and they're not all "nice".

Posted by: leber at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (2ke6i)

Yep. I know lots of assholes.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (lgiXo)

295 Nessun Dorma >Norma Desmond > Cello Desmond > Viola Desmond
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (BM2fS)


Not sure where Desmond Dekker fits in all this.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

296 >>Manitobans too.


...also, the Womanitobans.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (SxWg1)

297
Yes sadly. I do however have one of Rob Ford's re-election buttons which I got from my BIL's house in Toronto and consider a prize possession for the amusing stories it brings to life.
Posted by: WonkishRogue

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Pretty sure I have an Eagleton button around here somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (pK7cg)

298 Possible Trump plan:
Nuke DC to stop transdimensional Alien Invasion.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

299 Dear Canada,
Thanks for Rush
Now piss off

Posted by: RJD at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (ucNdt)

300 293 I'm kinda liking Snerdly Whiplash at the moment.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (CN5ZP)

Working for Rush???

or

Are you Snidely Whiplash, tying little Nell to the railroad tracks???

Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (BgMrQ)

301 Didn't Chris Farley do a Rob Ford skit?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (M+pbd)

302 Canada had that famous crackhead mayor for awhile, did he die?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM

Rob Ford. I remember some video of him running around the entire council auditorium to beat up someone who dissed him. He was a mess, but made city council meetings in Toronto interesting.

Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (+X9Vs)

303 Those Canucks 'Ey?

Posted by: CANNIBAL BOB 'Now in all caps' at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (ol6cB)

304 Okay. Let's have a Canadian/ American drinking contest.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (lgiXo)

305 SF high school being renamed from Abraham Lincoln because he was a racist who hated black folk.

https://tinyurl.com/ybserhpu

It must suck to have such a tiny brain that's not attached to your skull.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (L8ADy)

306 That show the Manatobian never really took off.

Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (FicNg)

307 Rush, Wm. Shatner, Tom Brokaw, who else?

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)

308
Okay. Let's have a Canadian/ American drinking contest.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (lgiXo)






Yeah, whatever.

Posted by: The Finns at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (EGyGV)

309 "Flickin' the beans"

Is that what kids are calling it now?

Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (RU4sa)

310 Not sure where Desmond Dekker fits in all this.

Posted by: hogmartin




Desmond Dekker > Nessun Dorma >Norma Desmond > Cello Desmond > Viola Desmond

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (BM2fS)

311 I live in Alberta. I used to live in Manitoba.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (lgiXo)

312 Alberta folks are American as far as I'm concerned.. Not really of course, just mindset.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (zTThE)

Manitobans too.


Maybe we can trade them for MN and MI.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (H5knJ)

313
The First Newfoundland Regiment went over the top on the first day of the Somme and nearly were wiped out. Out of 780 men, only 68 answered the roll call the next day. The divisional commander said, "It was a magnificent display of trained and disciplined valour, and its assault only failed of success because dead men can advance no further." Does anyone still remember?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)

314 >>> 294 So, I live just south of Canuckistan. I worked in Canada and with a lot of Canadians. Visiting Victoria and Vancouver BC, I noticed a lot of young attractive women on my trips during the first few years living here.

Over the years, I also noted many of my work friends, and acquaintances, married Canadian women.

Discussions with the gals, and guys, showed that the women yearned for real men, and not the feminized sort that roam the highways and byways of the Great White North.
Posted by: Bones at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (l0Lgi)


I knew a lot of guys when I was growing up that had hot Canadian girl friends that always happened to be out of town.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:27 PM (l6b3d)

315 Okay. Let's have a Canadian/ American drinking contest.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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Ah. I just inherited a bottle of Yukon Jack. It is *very* good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:27 PM (L47aO)

316 "it's the pictures that got small."

Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:27 PM (BRkq2)

317 Rush, Wm. Shatner, Tom Brokaw, who else?

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)


SCTV

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (oAh30)

318 307
can't right click, but any day my friend

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (3frqk)

319 Patterns from a Trekker > Desmond Dekker

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (H5knJ)

320 Hadrian the Seventh

I do. They were a UK colony then, and not part of Canada. A terrible loss to Newfoundland , as many of their best perished.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

321 " "Flickin' the beans"
Is that what kids are calling it now?
Posted by: SMH "


Is that anything like "Horn swoop me bungo pony"

Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (FicNg)

322 browndog, leave it to me to screw it up. Of course it was Snidley.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (CN5ZP)

323 Ad is missing Loverboy. Indefensible.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (xPl2J)

324 Billy Bishop, Canadian ace of WWI.....

Posted by: Ward at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (nzKWW)

325 I miss the annual x-c ski trips to Quebec City. Great skiing, fantastic food, cool historic old city centre, and a discount (I think exchange rates are back to that level).

Want to ski (winter) and hike (summer) in the Rockies, in Alberta.

I'd even like to sight-see in British California.

My own country disgusts and disappoints me so much now, it's not much of a transition going north.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (OTzUX)

326 SCTV
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (oAh30)


Dudley Do-Right.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (L8ADy)

327 Has anyone here tried Newfoundland Screech?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)

328 325 browndog, leave it to me to screw it up. Of course it was Snidley.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (CN5ZP)

Snerdley was a fun transposition though...

Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (BgMrQ)

329 314 I live in Alberta. I used to live in Manitoba.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (lgiXo)

Adding you to the list, with Steyn and AOP

Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (BRkq2)

330 SF high school being renamed from Abraham Lincoln because he was a racist who hated black folk.
---

Well, he was a Republican, so.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (L47aO)

331 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)

Which was the kraut machine gun in WW1?

Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (9UmRs)

332 I've been in-50 weather and survived.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (lgiXo)

333 "These French fries are great, but they won't clog the arteries fast enough."

"Let's add gravy and cheese!"

"Fucking brilliant!"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)

334 SF high school being renamed from Abraham Lincoln because he was a racist who hated black folk.

https://tinyurl.com/ybserhpu

It must suck to have such a tiny brain that's not attached to your skull.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL



All part of the Democrat plan of never having to admit that they were and are the party of Slavery, Jim Crow, the KKK and Abortion targeted at black babies.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (BM2fS)

335 1
Piss on friggin Canada.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna

On behalf of Canada, Newfoundland, and the UK I'd like to thank the USA for holding our coats and wallets for the the first three years of WW1 and the first two years of WW2. But especially for jumping in when you did. Better late than never. We couldn't have done it without you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (LBiyC)

336 My heart will go on...

Posted by: Saline Neon at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (W4eKo)

337 Canadian whiskey is a bit of a punch line to be honest. A guy on youtube. called Rotgut Review has a funny playlist where he takes the piss out of the whiskey from various countries. Search "how to pretend to like Scotch" and "how to pretend to like Bourbon". They are funny as hell videos inmo.

he finally does one on Canadian Whiskey. But the video speaks for itself.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (3frqk)

338 And Canada is only 1.5-2 generations removed from being a resolute, tough, punched-way-above-its-weight part of the Allies in WWII. And even an outstanding stalwart of an ally for the first few decades of the Cold War.

And their guys covered themselves with honor and glory in A'stan.

Like New Zealand - just a breath-taking, soul-crushing decline.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (OTzUX)

339 >>> 330 Has anyone here tried Newfoundland Screech?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)

No, but it involves kissing a cod:
The "screech-in" is an optional ceremony performed on non-Newfoundlanders (known to Newfoundlanders as a "come from away" or "mainlander") involving a shot of screech, a short recitation and the kissing of a cod.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (l6b3d)

340 No, but it involves kissing a cod:
The "screech-in" is an optional ceremony performed on non-Newfoundlanders (known to Newfoundlanders as a "come from away" or "mainlander") involving a shot of screech, a short recitation and the kissing of a cod.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (l6b3d)

All true.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)

341 SMH, Hello darlin , Hope you and Ex-Ex are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (CN5ZP)

342 308 SF high school being renamed from Abraham Lincoln because he was a racist who hated black folk.
---

Those people sound nice.

Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (BRkq2)

343 Gag me with a spoon.

Posted by: Alana at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (7iVzU)

344 37
I donno, but Ah been tole, Canadian pussy is mighty cold...

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
Ok , all (comment 1) is forgiven.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (LBiyC)

345 I'm here.
I really like Quebec. The people were really nice. They didn't laugh or sneer when you try and speak French. The food was amazing. Really like being in a European city. It is cheap. At least it was the couple of times I've been there. The Canadians we met were complaining that they couldn't afford to vacation in the States. The river is beautiful and there are quaint shops and music on the boardwalk.
I don't know what you all are complaining about. You just visit, enjoy, and leave.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (sd8p8)

346 Whatever.


I love going to Canada-land.
I love the food and the shopping and the people.

And ketchup flavored potato chips.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (U2p+3)

347
We couldn't have done it without you.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (LBiyC)

_______

Correct. You couldn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (mht8P)

348 Oh, forgot the poutine. The real thing, on a cold winter x-c skiing day, the perfect lunch break. You've earned it, by lunch time.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:33 PM (OTzUX)

349 Grody

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:33 PM (3frqk)

350 335 I've been in-50 weather and survived.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (lgiXo)

Ehhh,

That's typical North Country weather in January / February.

I look back on it, and can't believe that I got up and walked to classes back then.

Or walk to and from the bars at night. Those were long, COLD walks!!!

Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:33 PM (BgMrQ)

351 We're doing fine, Ben Had.

Hope things are going great with you.

Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:33 PM (RU4sa)

352 SF high school being renamed from Abraham Lincoln because he was a racist who hated black folk.



https://tinyurl.com/ybserhpu



It must suck to have such a tiny brain that's not attached to your skull.



Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL





Rename all of the schools. Pol Pot School, Lenin School, Mao School, Stalin School and other leftist humanitarians.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (oAh30)

353 22
The Canuck cucks and their substitute drama teacher can "build back better" without me.





Posted by: RKae

Imagine what it's like being surrounded by people who voted for him.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (LBiyC)

354 The First Newfoundland Regiment went over the top on the first day of the Somme and nearly were wiped out. Out of 780 men, only 68 answered the roll call the next day. The divisional commander said, "It was a magnificent display of trained and disciplined valour, and its assault only failed of success because dead men can advance no further." Does anyone still remember?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh




Every July 1st I remember that day and go read up on it a little more. Over 19K men killed in one day.

Kinda like tomorrow I will remember the Battle of the Bulge and will probably watch Battleground for my evening movie.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (BM2fS)

355 And ketchup flavored potato chips.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (U2p+3)

---

Ate those like they were going out of style in Iraq.

Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (RU4sa)

356 All part of the Democrat plan of never having to admit that they were and are the party of Slavery, Jim Crow, the KKK and Abortion targeted at black babies.
Posted by: Sharkman
--------

But most of all, Johnson's 'Great Society' program, which completely destroyed the nuclear black family...and he knew that it would...but would buy votes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (WD9ZA)

357 On behalf of Canada, Newfoundland, and the UK I'd like to thank the USA for holding our coats and wallets for the the first three years of WW1 and the first two years of WW2. But especially for jumping in when you did. Better late than never. We couldn't have done it without you.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (LBiyC)

----------

If that makes you feel better.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (kTF2Z)

358 Rush, Wm. Shatner, Tom Brokaw, who else?



Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)


SCTV


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (oAh30)

Bare Naked Ladies

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (946rW)

359 Our socialist brethren to the north are the subject to ridicule?

Go figure.

That's what they get for introducing Molson and "Canadian Bacon" to us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (3H9h1)

360 I think Brokaw is from Nebraska. Peter Jennings was Canadian.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (3DZIZ)

361 And ketchup flavored potato chips.

I'll never forgive Canadians for this shit. Never.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 07:35 PM (H5knJ)

362 And is part of the revulsion here supposed to be contrast with the US? Now? What's that based on?

Huh.

The US has quite a bit of diversity, but the commanding heights of the culture, society, and govt. are now ruthlessly and utterly controlled by racist authoritarian ignoramuses every bit as vile, or worse, than their Canadian counterparts.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

363 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis

ESPN analyst says he roots for Bills quarterback Josh Allen to fail because Allen's supporters are the kind of guys who have American flags on their profile pics. How dare they?!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2020 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

364 The Brits have bacon flavored potato chips. It is one of the top five flavors. I to this day have no clue how that did not become a thing here. Crap I should do it myself and stop giving away free gold. How could have America missed this? It is in plain sight and such a softball across the plate.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (3frqk)

365 I don't really like ketchup chips but I like Nanaimo bars.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (lgiXo)

366 Since they want people to enjoy their SJW-ing...

...can we send them all of our lunatics who don't know what sex they are?

...and all of our BLMers?

...and all of our Karens?

Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (N/VR2)

367 Correct. You couldn't.


I'd be singing in Kraut.

Posted by: Saline Neon at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (W4eKo)

368 "involving a shot of screech, a short recitation and the kissing of a cod"


You kiss one cod...

Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (FicNg)

369 Amir Tsarfati: Special Update: The U.S. Presidential Election

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kUuJtqdQ

Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (RU4sa)

370 SMH, my biggest problem is the pigs haven't come back.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (CN5ZP)

371 "Rename all of the schools. Pol Pot School, Lenin School, Mao School, Stalin School and other leftist humanitarians.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (oAh30)
"



Scheduled for 2022 ... who leaked this ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (/On2j)

372 Forget Florida. Canada is so nice I am even willing to winter there.

I will find a man who will allow me to be the first chick to use his awesome invention so that I can become FAMOUS.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (7spyz)

373 366 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis

ESPN analyst says he roots for Bills quarterback Josh Allen to fail because Allen's supporters are the kind of guys who have American flags on their profile pics. How dare they?!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2020 07:35 PM (NpAcC)

What a maroon...

The kid is actually a very nice young man. Hopefully he won't get his head turned by the adulation he's receiving.

Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (BgMrQ)

374 No mention of Alex Trebek?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cGzEU)

375 ESPN analyst says he roots for Bills quarterback Josh Allen to fail because Allen's supporters are the kind of guys who have American flags on their profile pics. How dare they?!

Posted by: redridinghood

----

It's the country they live in.

If they're ordering something from an international seller, should they not put "United States" on their address?

Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (N/VR2)

376 On behalf of Canada, Newfoundland, and the UK I'd like to thank the USA
for holding our coats and wallets for the the first three years of WW1
and the first two years of WW2. But especially for jumping in when you
did. Better late than never. We couldn't have done it without you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (LBiyC)

you are right, you couldn't. And thanks for all the help in the wars we started over here.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (3frqk)

377 Many years ago I dated a Canadian girl. She was an idiot but she was really good a cleaning and cooking fish.

Posted by: Cosda at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (KucW4)

378 369 Since they want people to enjoy their SJW-ing...

...can we send them all of our lunatics who don't know what sex they are?

...and all of our BLMers?

...and all of our Karens?

Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (N/VR2)

It would triple Canada's population and, unlike us, they don't admit human garbage as immigrants as a matter of policy. So this likely will not be permitted.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (puu6v)

379 No mention of Alex Trebek?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cGzEU)


Alex Trebek.

Posted by: AF at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (S8ePJ)

380 No mention of Alex Trebek?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cGzEU)

--------

The penis mightier?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)

381 99


The Canadians took away all the Indians' land, nicely.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Ask a Beothuk how nice we are.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (LBiyC)

382 Last I checked .. Canada's record on civil rights abuses toward their indigenous peoples rivals Pol Pot's ..
.
Mew

Posted by: acat at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (yh8Cw)

383 This will give SJWs orgasms.
Send them there! I'll pay. keep america for the normals?

Posted by: President-Elect pj at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (qlTN9)

384 @AlexBerenson 2h
We have solid @cdcgov mortality data through mid-November and it is clear that we are now massively OVERCOUNTING #Covid deaths and have been for months.

The simplest and most obvious evidence of this is that overall deaths are far below where the combination of "normal" weekly deaths plus #Covid deaths would put them. ... [Even ignoring lockdown-caused deaths] the more recent data doesn't say overall non-Covid mortality has returned to normal - it says it's way below normal

5/ An even simpler way to think about it. During the week of April 4, we reported 10,000 #Covid deaths. And 72,200 total deaths. During the week of November 15, we reported 9,300 Covid deaths, nearly the same as that April week - but 61,500 total deaths, 11,000 fewer overall... The only reasonable explanation is that massive testing combined with our death coding rules now mean that we are classifying a HUGE number of elderly deaths as #Covid, whether they are with or from.

Posted by: Cui bono? at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (BBWrU)

385 I believe Canada's elections - while they generally produce idiotic, disastrous results for that country and the world - have very high integrity in terms of process.

It's not hard.

While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.

Lots of huge stones being hurled here by people living in a collapsed glass house, which is also piled high with feces and disgrace.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

386 The Brits have bacon flavored potato chips. It is one of the top five flavors. I to this day have no clue how that did not become a thing here. Crap I should do it myself and stop giving away free gold. How could have America missed this? It is in plain sight and such a softball across the plate.
Posted by: Quint
------

Well, there's pork rinds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (cGzEU)

387 No mention of Alex Trebek?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cGzEU)

Anne Murray. And to be fair, a lot of great comedians from the 80s and 90s.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (3frqk)

388 Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya.

Posted by: Saline Neon at December 15, 2020 07:41 PM (W4eKo)

389 My American girl is from Brooklyn and I will make her squirm.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:41 PM (lgiXo)

390 Paul Shaffer, bandleader.

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:41 PM (w7KSn)

391 I believe Canada's elections - while they generally produce idiotic, disastrous results for that country and the world - have very high integrity in terms of process.

It's not hard.

While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.

Lots of huge stones being hurled here by people living in a collapsed glass house, which is also piled high with feces and disgrace.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

This is true, but try not to spoil our fun.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 15, 2020 07:41 PM (7spyz)

392 158 Serious question - can you still shoot animals up there? I thought parts of Canada had lots of normies.
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (7EHch)

Yes. Definitely in Alberta. They hunt pretty much everything up there.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey... New York City's a shithole at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (GlmxK)

393 Hey I'm back.

I just bought a used CD of Anne Murray's Christmas album. Gotta admit she has (or at least had) talent as a singer. Very mature voice.

I remember hearing some time back that when she was first signed to Capitol records, everyone at the label was promoting her, including John Lennon (!).

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)

394 388 @AlexBerenson 2h
We have solid @cdcgov mortality data through mid-November and it is clear that we are now massively OVERCOUNTING #Covid deaths and have been for months.
--------
Locally, false positives from the rapid test are very high. I'm very dubious of the infection rate statistics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (cGzEU)

395 Ndhdhdhgjg7rjsnsnsmxmx,cjdbbdg

Posted by: Michael J Fox at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (kTF2Z)

396 Leslie Nielson.

And quit calling me Shirley.

Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (n47iY)

397 Prager tells a Russian saying
The future we know, it's the past that always changes

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Cxk7w)

398 There was a red-headed nurse from Edmonchuk that I never followed up with, alas. But that was from the ancient times, before air travel was so cheap and easy. Sad.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:43 PM (OTzUX)

399 My mom had that Anne Murray Christmas album. It was pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (fIHXk)

400 I want to book a tour to Canada, so I can watch the Canadians training with the People's Liberation Army.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (I2/tG)

401 Rush, Wm. Shatner, Tom Brokaw, who else?





Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)


SCTV




Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (oAh30)

Bare Naked Ladies


Klaatu

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (HaL55)

402 294 Discussions with the gals, and guys, showed that the women yearned for real men, and not the feminized sort that roam the highways and byways of the Great White North.

Posted by: Bones at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (l0Lgi)


...

Are Canadian mail-order brides a thing?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (DTX3h)

403 Which was the kraut machine gun in WW1?

Posted by: clutch




The most common was the MG 08/15, a variation of the Maxim:

https://tinyurl.com/MG-08-15

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (BM2fS)

404 MrAspirinFactory, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

405 ...the band, not Michael Rennie from the sci-fi anti-nuke movie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (HaL55)

406 Jane, katya, my condolences. Two of those stories that , after hearing them, make you go look for reminders that humanity *can* be good.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (Zg/67)

407
While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.

__________

Thank you, Democratic Party!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)

408 Canada is more famous for ginger ale than anything else. Except for maybe geese. And those hoser guys.

Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (FicNg)

409 But most of all, Johnson's 'Great Society' program, which completely destroyed the nuclear black family...and he knew that it would...but would buy votes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.




Yep. Worked exactly as planned.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (BM2fS)

410 The poutang and beaver tail sound good.

Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (BRkq2)

411 Roger Doucette, who was the anthem singer for the Montreal Canadiens was the best anthem singer I've ever heard.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (lgiXo)

412 The PCR test fiasco is well understood. Anything above 30 cycles should be disregarded as far as "public health" goes. But then again, there really *isn't* a public health issue for a bug with this IFR and narrow demographic burden.

THAT is how scandalously idiotic and medically/scientifically illiterate the world-wide reaction has been, and continues to be.

And there issues with the death count beyond the over-counting/coding. Countries that have done autopsies on all suspected fatalities have found actual cause of death % therein to be much lower than mere testing indicated.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (OTzUX)

413 We use "nice" as a euphemism for "stupid" at work.
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM

Its not a euphemism. Its literally the etymological definition. From ne scire, "no knowledge". Be nice means pretend you don't know. Be nice to the follower of Muhammad.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (OssQ4)

414 A biggie, Reginald Fessenden. Only non-U.S. born, non-dignitary, non-political figure to have a U.S. Naval vessel named after him, DE-142

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (L47aO)

415 >>> 398 388 @AlexBerenson 2h
We have solid @cdcgov mortality data through mid-November and it is clear that we are now massively OVERCOUNTING #Covid deaths and have been for months.
--------
Locally, false positives from the rapid test are very high. I'm very dubious of the infection rate statistics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (cGzEU)


It will not change until after Biden saves us all with the arbitrary number of days shut down. Then all positive covid reports will be verboten and thus we'll all be saved. Huzah!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (l6b3d)

416 We just moved quite a bit closer to Canada, from Conn. to NH, where the grandchildren are. We are not Canada yet in the state of "Live free or die," but with the COVID-19 influx of Mutlitudinous Metroplitan Massholes, we are getting evermore close. It's intereting to speculate whether a Joe Biden presidency will lead us closer to the Canadian wilderness when it comes to the war on Christians, and, for that matter, people with common decency. Something that was not imaginable within recent memory is now looming: state-endorsed Sodom and Gomhorrah.

Posted by: Caliban at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (HgGBT)

417 Peter Jennings, Nickleback...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (fIHXk)

418 411
While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.

__________

Thank you, Democratic Party!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)

Amazing how they did this, given the ferocity and tenacity of the opposition party.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (puu6v)

419 Russian guy goes to the Soviet dealer to buy a car.
Plunks down his rubles, paid in advance.
Dealer says "OK, come back in ten years and pick up your car."
The man says "Morning or afternoon?"
The dealer says "What difference does it make, it's ten years away?"
The man says "Well, the plumber is coming in the afternoon..."

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (w7KSn)

420 Which was the kraut machine gun in WW1?

Posted by: clutch

The most common was the MG 08/15, a variation of the Maxim:

https://tinyurl.com/MG-08-15

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (BM2fS)

----------

Brothers Maxim and Browning had revolutionized the weaponry. The generals did not keep pace with the tactics.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)

421 Yes. Definitely in Alberta. They hunt pretty much everything up there.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey... New York City's a shithole at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (GlmxK)

Monstrous deer in Alberta because of the winter kill. Good bird hunting, too.

Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (9UmRs)

422 Peter Jennings, Nickleback...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (fIHXk)


Close the border!!! Close the border!!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (oAh30)

423 Well Canadians plenty of stupid stuff done bt govt, but we'll always have San Fran.
The renaming school committee wants to rename Abraham Lincoln school, cause you know the dood who freed the slaves was a racist.
Under consideration are schools named for Washington, Hoover and Feinstein.

Posted by: Farmer at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (uEauf)

424 "Thank you, Democratic Party!"

And GOP, in many states, including MI WI GA AZ.

And the collapsed judiciary, all over (including those states above).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (OTzUX)

425 Its not a euphemism. Its literally the etymological definition. From ne scire, "no knowledge". Be nice means pretend you don't know. Be nice to the follower of Muhammad.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez)

----

The Nice was also Keith Emerson's first band.

Don't forget that one.

Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (N/VR2)

426 eople living in a collapsed glass house, which is also piled high with feces and disgrace.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: San Francisco at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)

427 NICE is kindergarten fascism

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (aNA3Q)

428 Canada Geese are the dicks of the bird world.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)

429 412 Canada is more famous for ginger ale than anything else. Except for maybe geese. And those hoser guys.
Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (FicNg)
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I knew a guy back in the day who assaulted himself with gallons of Canadian whiskey every week. His favorite t-shirt: "Drink Canada Dry".

Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (BRkq2)

430 I have decided to open a bed and breakfast where thin, pretty and better, women of colour may abuse me for my white privilege. Table tennis paddles provided free of charge.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (UDapT)

431 "Trump poisoned my cat" beat me to it, and did a much better job, on that little election thinggy.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (OTzUX)

432 Coo-Roo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo!

Posted by: db at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (E0PSG)

433 The Brits have bacon flavored potato chips. It is one of the top five flavors. I to this day have no clue how that did not become a thing here. Crap I should do it myself and stop giving away free gold. How could have America missed this? It is in plain sight and such a softball across the plate.
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (3frqk)

Because we eat the real thing here and have no need of chips to fill our empty bellies.......unlike Englandistan.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (R/m4+)

434 I might be the only Albertan I know who isn't a hunter. And that's only because I've never had the opportunity to learn.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (lgiXo)

435 I met a nice lady @ Firestone today whilst waiting for my car to be fixed.

Spoke to her for about an hour and got her number. She was very intelligent and we had a great conversation about a wide variety of things.

When I left I shook her hand and said "X, it was a pleasure to meet you. I could listen to you all day."

Have I accidently discovered the secret to male-female relations? Simply saying "I'll listen"? Time will tell. As most of you know, I've been married and divorced twice, so I'm way snake bit.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (BM2fS)

436 The First Newfoundland Regiment went over the top on the first day of the Somme and nearly were wiped out. Out of 780 men, only 68 answered the roll call the next day. The divisional commander said, "It was a magnificent display of trained and disciplined valour, and its assault only failed of success because dead men can advance no further." Does anyone still remember?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)

The Brits did love using colonials for shock troops in the wars.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (eoQWY)

437 NICE pedo Peter Nygard also recommends the beaver tails.

Posted by: LongHaulPlucker at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (/9reY)

438 If you thought high school was a drag, how would you like to go to Ru Paul High?

Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (FicNg)

439 I know it's a long shot, but you do remember I'm Canadian, eh?

Posted by: Peter North at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)

440 310 Rush, Wm. Shatner, Tom Brokaw, who else?
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)

Take off, eh!

Posted by: Bob and Doug Mckenzie at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (PiwSw)

441 While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.

__________

Thank you, Democratic Party!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)


UniParty wins again!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (/Dgcm)

442 And Nice would be thanking the American Service Man, who has pretty much protected Canada for the last 150 years from any chance of them being invaded.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

443 I don't say eh.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (lgiXo)

444 SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS WANTED! $16.50+/hr guaranteed plus benefits!- job post
Public Outreach
289 reviews-Indeed.com
-
San Diego, CA

Posted by: Miklos, seeing into the future at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)

445 436 "Trump poisoned my cat" beat me to it, and did a much better job, on that little election thinggy.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (OTzUX)

Misery, company.

Cutting it all loose and laughing at it is the end game.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (puu6v)

446 This message brought to you by Anderson and Bieber.

A Tits and Twits Production.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (WOYcU)

447 416 The PCR test fiasco is well understood. Anything above 30 cycles should be disregarded as far as "public health" goes.

That's merely 1/3 of a list of problems.

1) Poorly trained testers don't carry out the test correctly (eg, Coca-Cola tests positive)
2) Well-trained testers are however instructed to use a bad cycle count
3) PCR detects coronavirus remnants - such as those of the common cold, typical at this time of year

Posted by: Asymptomatic is meaningless at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (BBWrU)

448 444
I know it's a long shot, but you do remember I'm Canadian, eh?





Posted by: Peter North at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)


Long shot? I thought you were a big shot.

Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (l3+k2)

449 I do slightly prefer Bloody Caesars to Bloody Marys. But I don't particularly like either.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (lgiXo)

450 433 Canada Geese are the dicks of the bird world.

They're definitely a pest to humans, but among birds bald eagles are pretty huge a**holes.

And don't get me started on cuckoos...

Posted by: Bumr50 at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (SEBYZ)

451 Pissed off so I haven't been posting.

After cleaning up America, you realize that about 2500 vehicles, 4 people each, heavily armed could flood across the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit, take out the guards and successfully invade.


Announce a permanent zero percent income tax rate as part of the New America, bring some extra weapons and ammo to sell us and the army would swell.


Keep whatever you want from anyone in government that you take care of. That's a million people in Ontario. Take care of their family...you get the house and land.


For those looking for adventure...Canada....America's revolutionary playland.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (v2c9/)

452 RazorFist @RAZ0RFIST 13m
If I haven't sufficiently impressed this before, inside baseball compels me to do so again:

Back up any videos of mine you would like convenient access to, and subscribe to me on Unauthorized, Bitchute, or other censorship-free places my output can be found.
Shitshow inbound.


I guess Goolag is preparing to give him the chop.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (DTX3h)

453 Here's a fun short film about a guy who has an genuinely original idea, and the consequences of that discovery:

https://tinyurl.com/Short---Original-Idea



Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (BM2fS)

454 "SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS WANTED! $16.50+/hr guaranteed plus benefits!- job post
Public Outreach
289 reviews-Indeed.com
San Diego, CA"


I would have so much fun in a job like that.

Posted by: f'd at December 15, 2020 07:53 PM (FicNg)

455 441 The First Newfoundland Regiment went over the top on the first day of the Somme and nearly were wiped out. Out of 780 men, only 68 answered the roll call the next day. The divisional commander said, "It was a magnificent display of trained and disciplined valour, and its assault only failed of success because dead men can advance no further." Does anyone still remember?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)

The Brits did love using colonials for shock troops in the wars.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (eoQWY)

Hmmm. Last American Frontal Assault...

Picket's Charge?

We kinda learned that lesson the hard way.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2020 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

456 The bad guys in That Hideous Strength were members of N.I
C.E.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:53 PM (lgiXo)

457 I would have so much fun in a job like that.
Posted by: f'd at December 15, 2020 07:53 PM (FicNg)

---

Public outreach, indeed.

Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (RU4sa)

458 San Diego does lag a bit on the SJW front, but tragically is catching up. Last real mayor (and he's a pathetic CA GOP putz) leaving soon, to be replaced by a Rainbow public union tool. So the slide has commenced.

And the school board both decided to mess with grading (to "help" those unfairly affected by patriarchal racist things like performance being related to grades), and has been having the really sickening and outrageous racist indoctrination garbage that was recently banned from federal $ - but which will be right back in action with federal $ in 2 months.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (OTzUX)

459 Emily Stowe? Is she that actress who takes her clothes off so often?

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (qpX6U)

460 "Nice" is the store brand at Walgreens. So I see where the tourist bureau is going with this slogan

Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (BRkq2)

461
Hmmm. Last American Frontal Assault...

Picket's Charge?

We kinda learned that lesson the hard way.
Posted by: Romeo13

_________

Meuse-Argonne

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (mht8P)

462 415 Roger Doucette, who was the anthem singer for the Montreal Canadiens was the best anthem singer I've ever heard.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (lgiXo)

This not widely known...

AND SHOULD BE!

Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:55 PM (BgMrQ)

463 And the school board both decided to mess with grading (to "help" those unfairly affected by patriarchal racist things like performance being related to grades), and has been having the really sickening and outrageous racist indoctrination garbage that was recently banned from federal $ - but which will be right back in action with federal $ in 2 months.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (OTzUX)

---

Idiocracy was off by a few centuries.

Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (RU4sa)

464 Brothers Maxim and Browning had revolutionized the weaponry. The generals did not keep pace with the tactics.

Posted by: Duke Lowell



The Germans' development of their Storm Troopers was based on their having the shockingly not insane idea that using terrain and fire and movement to protect your men while advancing was something that could work better than just walking into massed machine guns.

Imagine being a Hauptmann who brought the idea to his chain of command for the first time.

"MADNESS!!!" the generals all cried. But he persisted and they relented and modern infantry tactics were born. 10 million corpses too late.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (BM2fS)

465 That ad was so refreshing I'm gonna celebrate by going to my Special Room and taking a 'Nice Shit' ... fuckin' Canadians. Next they'll take credit for inventin' the basketball hoop and webbing, too ...

Posted by: Dr_No at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (mu5GU)

466 417 We use "nice" as a euphemism for "stupid" at work.
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM

Its not a euphemism. Its literally the etymological definition. From ne scire, "no knowledge". Be nice means pretend you don't know. Be nice to the follower of Muhammad.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (OssQ4)
---

Que sais-je?

Posted by: Dante's friend Montaigne at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (BRkq2)

467 I do slightly prefer Bloody Caesars to Bloody Marys. But I don't particularly like either.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (lgiXo)

a bloody mary has to be made very well and it has to be the right time. I just heard about bloody marias. Those are with Tequila. A Bloody Caesar, hmm. I dont' see it. is it with grappa? Because to be honest I no like the grappa. I know there is some high end stuff, but the regular stuff is like gasoline.

Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (3frqk)

468 Violet Milstead, 5' 2". Ferried something like 250 aircraft of all types during WWII. Her favorite? The Mosquito.
https://tinyurl.com/y8poadeq

H/T to AOP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (pK7cg)

469 Have I accidently discovered the secret to male-female relations? Simply saying "I'll listen"? Time will tell. As most of you know, I've been married and divorced twice, so I'm way snake bit.

Hmmmm.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (BM2fS)

the most instructive video on Females EVER?

Its not the nail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

470
Nood felines

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (mht8P)

471 Commander Scott (Doohan), another Canuck. Missing a finger from a little tourism he did in southwestern France in June 1944, I believe.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:57 PM (OTzUX)

472 It will not change until after Biden saves us all with the arbitrary number of days shut down. Then all positive covid reports will be verboten and thus we'll all be saved. Huzah!

It will be exactly One Hundred Days of Bondage.

(until they ultimately declare a saeculum of days)

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)

473 >>>"Nice" is the store brand at Walgreens. So I see where the tourist bureau is going with this slogan

Is it legal to sell weed in Canada? I want to set up a shop at the border.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2020 07:57 PM (WOYcU)

474 Everybody has to something to be proud of. They couldn't use a reality based tourist slogan like: "Canada come for the bland consensus and conformity, stay for the 9-10 months of winter and the mind numbing boredom because there is jack to do when it's 20 degrees below zero ... or anytime really."

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at December 15, 2020 07:59 PM (dYe5S)

475 The Germans' development of their Storm Troopers was based on their having the shockingly not insane idea that using terrain and fire and movement to protect your men while advancing was something that could work better than just walking into massed machine guns.

Imagine being a Hauptmann who brought the idea to his chain of command for the first time.

"MADNESS!!!" the generals all cried. But he persisted and they relented and modern infantry tactics were born. 10 million corpses too late.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (BM2fS)

/nods his head...

Posted by: Stonewall Jackson at December 15, 2020 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

476 We continue to do back-bends to deny what's coming. Canada is not going to be our friend. Some here worry about China setting up shop on the West Coast. It'll be Canada paving the way.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 15, 2020 07:59 PM (77jVU)

477 I like the beer fest in Quebec City. Hop up there after a trip to NYC for years. but well, next year is not looking so great.

Posted by: Dave at December 15, 2020 08:00 PM (KWYbg)

478 @480 ... that would be (ahem) 'nice' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at December 15, 2020 08:00 PM (mu5GU)

479 Its not the nail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg

Posted by: Romeo13



Great video. Second only to the Hot/Crazy Matrix video for explaining reality.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BM2fS)

480 I have Canadian inlaws and have visited southern Ontario many, many times. (Et Québec aussi.)

Bottom line up front: Canadians today are vastly more tolerant of government-by-mandarin than nearly everybody in the U.S. This is just one reflection of the different Founding Facts and the years that have passed.

We were founded by armed revolt against what was then a legitimate goverment; the country of Canada was born by an act of the same Crown and Parliament that we rebelled against.

Basically, Canada exists because Great Britain wanted to keep a hand in North America after the American Revolution.

I'm not complaining, believe me. After countless political discussions with inlaws and friends north of the border over many cases of 2-4, I'm perfectly happy to let them live up there while we live down here. (We outnumber them 10:1 anyway.)

However, I really think they could dump the national anthem ("Oh, Canada") and go back to the "The Maple Leaf Forever".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-csLPjT1A

Posted by: PubliusII at December 15, 2020 08:00 PM (NCsa7)

481 Commander Scott (Doohan), another Canuck. Missing a finger from a little tourism he did in southwestern France in June 1944, I believe.

Posted by: rhomboid



If I'm not mistaken, his ashes were distributed in space on a shuttle mission.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 08:01 PM (BM2fS)

482 Them ugly beans ain't gonna flick themselves.

Posted by: Leo at December 15, 2020 08:03 PM (wKsYH)

483 Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

They have only 38 million people . We have 328 million people.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 15, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)

484 389
I believe Canada's elections - while they generally produce idiotic,
disastrous results for that country and the world - have very high
integrity in terms of process.



It's not hard.



While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process,
the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever
recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second
World country.



Lots of huge stones being hurled here by people living in a
collapsed glass house, which is also piled high with feces and disgrace.



Posted by: rhomboid
It's much easier to do in Canada because Federal elections are held on their own and every Canadian has 1 vote for a single Member of Parliament. So we put one X among a choice of 2-5 candidates. Much easier to count. The leader of the party with the most MPs is the Prime Minister. If you have no ID or voting card, even your grandmother or next door neighbour will not let you vote. You are SOL. Early voting if you can't be around for election day but the only no mail in as far as I know is special ballots for military and incarcerated people. Apparently, the incarcerated may be murderers but are still 'nice' enough to let vote. We still had thousands of illegal ballots in 2019.
Senators are appointed by the Prime Minister. Provincial and Municipal Municipal elections are held together are staggared and (almost) never one Province on the same day as another.

Voting for everyone from President to dogcatcher makes it tough in the US to count so many races, and to me its a miracle that they could get it all counted election night, and now we find it's because they just make it up.
The best part of elections in Canada is that they last five or six weeks. fukouttahere.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:04 PM (LBiyC)

485 Say what you will about Chicago, nobody would ever call it nice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 15, 2020 08:07 PM (+y/Ru)

486 Ben Had @ 373- The pigs haven't come back? Well hell who could blame them? After all, you killed their interpreter.

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2020 08:08 PM (8bJHg)

487 Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:04 PM (LBiyC)

Dirks, you're a Newfie?

Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 08:12 PM (9UmRs)

488 She also had to sit in the back of the spacecraft because of America and especially because of men.

Posted by: Thomas Alva Tesla at December 15, 2020 08:17 PM (xqmCG)

489 441
The First Newfoundland Regiment went over the top on the first day of
the Somme and nearly were wiped out. Out of 780 men, only 68 answered
the roll call the next day. The divisional commander said, "It was a
magnificent display of trained and disciplined valour, and its assault
only failed of success because dead men can advance no further." Does
anyone still remember?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)



The Brits did love using colonials for shock troops in the wars.

Posted by: Oldcat

Beaumont Hamel (Somme July 1 2016) happened six months after they withdrew from trench warfare at Gallipoli/Suvla Bay.
There's an amazing documentary by Peter Jackson called 'They shall not grow old' about the British in WW1. Amazing restoration, adding color, sound, correcting lighting and film speed. I saw it in 3D at a theatre a couple of years ago. It was followed by a making of documentary which was also amazing. See them both if you can. It was very moving.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:22 PM (LBiyC)

490 Nice that Canadian voters are retards who elected PM Blackie McBlackface, twice!

Posted by: Mongo at December 15, 2020 08:23 PM (IU8aO)

491 494
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:04 PM (LBiyC)



Dirks, you're a Newfie?

Posted by: clutch
Yes. So, I'm not that crazy about Canada either, speaking of election fraud (194.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:25 PM (LBiyC)

492 498
494

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:04 PM (LBiyC)





Dirks, you're a Newfie?



Posted by: clutch
Yes. So, I'm not that crazy about Canada either, speaking of election fraud (194.


Posted by: Dirks Strewn1948 referenda for union with US, independence or confederation with Canada. They cheated.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:26 PM (LBiyC)

493 My Mom likes Celine Dion for some reason.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 15, 2020 08:26 PM (+fTAB)

494 My new wife and I got treated like shit in Montreal and Quebec on our honeymoon in 1979. So much so we cut it short, after our credit card and rental car were stolen by the valet at our hotel and a Quebec restaurant charged us $1230 for a $12.30 bill. They seemed quite pleased to see us upset enough to leave the country after only 4 days of a 14-day holiday.

We never set foot in Canada again. My wife retired as a senior executive for an international travel company and was responsible for redirecting more than $750M of travel, airfare and rental cars out of Canada in her career. Special attention paid to particular hotels in Montreal and Quebec.

They are still smug degens from the north, as Letterkenny has proven.

Good fishin' in Ka-Beq though.

Posted by: Open Channel D at December 15, 2020 08:28 PM (gcQt5)

495 Shocker!
My comment was removed from YouTube!

Posted by: Mongo at December 15, 2020 08:28 PM (IU8aO)

496 @316 In several modern documentaries it is reported that none of the Newfoundland contingent survived the battle.

At the time, Newfoundland was a separate government, not part of Canada.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2020 08:28 PM (zMFmR)

497 310 Rush, Wm. Shatner, Tom Brokaw, who else?
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)

Stompin' Tom Connors

Posted by: ChuckALuck at December 15, 2020 08:29 PM (VjGsQ)

498 497
Nice that Canadian voters are retards who elected PM Blackie McBlackface, twice!

Posted by: Mongo

The apple didn't fall far from the trees. He got his Pierre's's socialism and his Maggie's psychosis.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:29 PM (LBiyC)

499 In our stupid fucking Canadian city (Calgary) our exalted mayor has extended the mask mandate to December 2021. He couldn't just do it a month at a time. One year from now. Madness

Posted by: Erik L at December 15, 2020 08:32 PM (qAyj+)

500 I have visited Canada multiple times. They are the same prideful SJW assholes. FUCK them. I don't often swear online but FUCK THEM. They are the #1 importer of oil to the US. But, oh poo poo we are better, we don't pollute. FUCK THEM. You take the dollars for our oil and SMILE. FUCK THEM.

Posted by: Joseph Dagostino at December 15, 2020 08:35 PM (3w9Fm)

501


I enjoy the Niagara escarpment, Quebec City is a wonder.

But Lindsay Shepherd got completely fucked over by the insane Stalinist Maoists that infest Canada.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 15, 2020 08:42 PM (lg/F7)

502 Honestly tho you should book a cabin in Alberta its beautiful here

Posted by: DJ3way at December 15, 2020 08:44 PM (y4Fdh)

503 Not sure there's much I can add, but yeah, this is pretty much par for the course for Canadian "Heritage". We're so desperate for accomplishments we'll lay claim to anything for any flimsy reason. For example, we claim the telephone as Canadian (invented in Canada by a Scotsman) but also basketball and Superman (invented in the US by Canadian expats).
Also, we all <a href="https://tinyurl.com/y7w8nu8c">hate you</a>.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at December 15, 2020 09:17 PM (j6G4k)

504 Oops. https://tinyurl.com/y7w8nu8c

Posted by: Daniel Ream at December 15, 2020 09:17 PM (j6G4k)

505 Until recently we had a cottage in Canada, and we've been going there for over 30 years, but finally had to sell it. The border ( port Huron) was a nightmare and getting steadily worse. But right after we sold the cottage Canada closed the border!

Posted by: Chillin the most at December 15, 2020 09:32 PM (lonOK)

506 the rabid SJW indoctrination demonstrated in every commercial break on Canadian TV is insane. talk about dystopian.

Posted by: ss at December 15, 2020 10:04 PM (pqUle)

507 Oh, Canada, our home for all these years
All that we ask is, "Why do we live here?"

Posted by: ruralbob at December 15, 2020 10:26 PM (PqKIk)

508 Make Canada wait until.they are last to get the vaccine.

Posted by: torabora at December 16, 2020 12:28 AM (Oqx2n)

509
From my ears to Cod's lips.

Posted by: Saf at December 16, 2020 09:58 AM (5IHGB)

510 NICE is the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence, the folk that ration health care, particularly for the elderly.

Posted by: aelfheld at December 16, 2020 11:02 AM (IxDhF)

511 BTW, it wasn't Canada that discovered insulin but rather Romania. Banting and Macleod pretty much stole Paulescu's research.

Posted by: aelfheld at December 16, 2020 11:08 AM (IxDhF)

512 "NICE is celebrating Viola Desmond, Laura Secord and Klondike Kate, Emily Stowe, Rita Joe, and all the women who made this great place NICE."

They left out Eskimo Nell

Posted by: aelfheld at December 16, 2020 11:10 AM (IxDhF)

513 And yet, most of Canada is about the whitest place in the world, except for its Chinese West Coast.

Posted by: RalphF at December 16, 2020 11:11 AM (5FiEy)

514 6 Canada didn't used to be so stupid
Posted by: CN at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)

Unfortunately, you can say the same about the U.S.

Posted by: RalphF at December 16, 2020 11:37 AM (5FiEy)

515 Don't hate on us. We were taken over by pod people. Our Prime Minister is a drama school drop out who hungers to work with the UN so he can rule the world. Out west we didn't vote for this insanity but our votes don't count. We need a new country.

Posted by: Dave M at December 16, 2020 03:02 PM (G4DDG)

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