"#DemExit" Trends on Twitter as Bernie Supporters Threaten to Bolt Party;
Media Blue Checkmarks Immediately Starts Calling Them "Bots" and "Russians"

America is filled to the brim with Russans!!!

As of Tuesday evening, #DemExit rose to the fourth most-trending topic on the social media platform in the United States. At the time of publication, the hashtag had garnered more than 40,000 tweets.

Newsweek reached out to Sanders' campaign for comment.

"If @JoeBiden gets the nomination I will #DemExit Who will join me?" user @brooklynngirl tweeted.

...

"Most Bernie supporters were very clear from the start. Bernie is our compromise Democrat. You insist on Hillary on steroids Biden, and now want to whine? Nah. Have the courage of your convictions #DemExit," user @RealKaylaJames tweeted.

Actress Yvette Nicole Brown, who played the character no one liked on Community, declared this was all a Russian Plot.

"Is anyone surprised that #DemExit is trending & it's fueled by the Russians (who support Trump AND Bernie) their bots (who support Trump AND Bernie) and the Bros (who are 'Bernie or Bust!' which ultimately supports Trump AND Bernie) *sigh* No exit for me. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho," actress Yvette Nicole Brown tweeted.

And oh look, Captain Tentaclebang decided to weigh in:

More tweets below.

I'm surprised to learn I can read Russian so fluently!

Note that Jill (Confirmed Russian Agent) Stein is talking a lot of sass, and that a lot of people are saying this was fixed.



This guy says that Twitter is stopping him from merely liking Jill Stein or #DemExit tweets -- the system calls his actions "automated."

In other words, Twitter is calling an obvious human being a "bot" because they're determined to control the message for the neoliberal corporate supremacists:


Posted by: Ace at 11:58 AM




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1 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2020 11:59 AM (KNsKs)

2 Aha!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 11:59 AM (Y4EXg)

3 Stupid Commie - You aren't IN the Party!

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 11:59 AM (ataph)

4 They'll fall in line and vote for Biden anyway

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2020 11:59 AM (KNsKs)

5 Good Morning, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:00 PM (ataph)

6 The DNC convention in Milwaukee is gonna be lit.

As in, literally on fire. Or at least parts of the city.

So, you know, don't visit that weekend, okay?

Posted by: Lance McCormick, 3rd Level Thief/Red Mage at March 11, 2020 12:00 PM (l8gTz)

7 Bernie Sanders odds of becoming the Democratic Party's nominee for President have collapsed below those of Hillary Clinton!!

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2020 12:00 PM (3aI0K)

8 top 10

now to see what i missed all morning,

and maybe read the content...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 11, 2020 12:01 PM (8D42x)

9 I need Rich Lowry to tell me what I should think.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 12:01 PM (wgmJy)

10 I nooded.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 12:01 PM (Y4EXg)

11 Bernie Bros aint going to polls in November!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2020 12:02 PM (JFO2v)

12 Damn pesky Russians again....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2020 12:02 PM (6XlcD)

13 "Justice Democrats need to, like, literally stop patroning the Democrat party!!"

-- AOC

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2020 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

14 Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 12:02 PM (ZLI7S)

15 This election cycle is much more entertaining than the last couple.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 11, 2020 12:02 PM (KUaJL)

16 Another Dr. Jill?? Nooooooo

Posted by: CN at March 11, 2020 12:02 PM (ONvIw)

17
g'mornin', Ace

be better

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2020 12:03 PM (jnY2f)

18 Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.

He's out... I said there won't be a debate....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2020 12:03 PM (6XlcD)

19 "let millions lose insurance"

C'mon, ya pansy, put "undermine social security" and "lead us to nuclear war" in there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2020 12:03 PM (Boy/L)

20 ace, he's frustrating because he's still so worried about signalling his NeverTrump-ness even though he gets some big things right, but did you see Redsteeze dunk on Charlie of the 3 Wives? For some reason all the cucks were trying to swarm him last night.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)

21 >>>14 Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.
Posted by: JackStraw

Really?

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:03 PM (PbpT7)

22 Hope you're not feeling Corona-ish, Ace

Posted by: CN at March 11, 2020 12:03 PM (ONvIw)

23 I see a new line by the Biden Bots: "Definitely a real thing"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (WEBkv)

24 "narcissistic sociopaths"

--------

Well, that's rich. Aside from being redundant, I doubt that Eichenwald knows what a sociopath is, in spite of the numerous population within the Democrat party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, .etc., etc. at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (CDGwz)

25 Boy, is this great!

Posted by: Flounder at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (q1Pj5)

26 Will the real Dr. Jill please stand up?

Posted by: dantesed at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (88xKn)

27 14: Payoff musta been yuge

Posted by: CN at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (ONvIw)

28 Hope you're not feeling Corona-ish, Ace

Me too... Have you seen a Doctor?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (6XlcD)

29 And now we're down 1,000 again on the DJIA. This is like watching a yo-yo competition.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)

30 Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.

Does the last couple of weeks seem a little choreographed?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (Boy/L)

31 My favorite thing I'm seeing on my FB feed - people saying "I will work my ass off to get this man elected, even if he is senile, because there are still children in cages."

Now, I have a really tough trivia question for y'all: Who was Vice President when the whole 'kids in cages' thing started?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)

32 Ace, James Woods has a "funny" prediction:

@RealJamesWoods
Hillary will attach to Biden like the face-hugger in ALIEN. She'll be president in a month after the election. The best part for her is avoiding the debates and the campaign trail. He gets elected and she pops out of his chest like the baby alien, ready to take over the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

33 >>Really?

Really, really.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)

34 Pardon me for a minute, folks.

If I don't post for a while it's because I'm masturbating to those tweets!

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (VDp66)

35 Face it Comrades, the Hunt for Red November is over. Guess Bernie's wife wants a deck or solarium-

Posted by: pahound at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (4OFsP)

36 Bernie's announcement will just be that he needs more money.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (oZ6kz)

37 *popcorn*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (/8W6s)

38 Theyre not going to leave, unfortunately.

Why Republicans didn't have a more coordinated effort to make Bernie the nominee, I'll never understand. These clowns would have been dead in the water.

Maybe instead of Trump doing a rally in those states he just should have sent a tweet telling Republicans to vote Sanders in the Democratic primary.

Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (6RfEx)

39 They should let Biden and Bernie square off - like Fred Sanford and Grady.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (wgmJy)

40 Popcorn time!

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (X/Pw5)

41 Kurt Eichenwald@kurteichenwald
Let's say hi to all the GOPrs, Russians and (if there are Berners among them) narcissistic sociopaths willing to rip families apart, undermine climate change fix efforts, let millions lose insurance, burn down the world for their own preening and selfishness. #DemExit

-
Jeez, Kurt, have an octopus and settle down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)

42 Be best, everyone. Right, ace?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

43 Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.
Posted by: JackStraw
----
Presumably, his unbridled support for Biden, a man of true noblesse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, .etc., etc. at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (CDGwz)

44 DemExit are the new PUMAs

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (xuiDm)

45 I sometimes work at my local polling place, and if anyone is still in line when closing time hits, they are still allowed to vote. Don't know if the law is different in Michigan

Posted by: josephistan at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (Izzlo)

46 wow, it's really happening

Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (DJFLF)

47 >>Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.


I'm going to give evryone in America $1500
...and 20 minutes in the closet with Alexandria Occasio Cortez!

Just like in Finland!

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (ataph)

48 Leftists are all hat, no cattle.

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (gmo/4)

49 Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.

--

Well, there it is. Bernie's out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (JoUsr)

50 And now we're down 1,000 again on the DJIA. This is like watching a yo-yo competition.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (Kpl3J)

Tell Mr. Valentine the best part.

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (q1Pj5)

51 Well, that's rich. Aside from being redundant, I doubt that Eichenwald knows what a sociopath is, in spite of the numerous population within the Democrat party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, .etc., etc. at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (CDGwz)

That would only be because he never bothered to follow Socrates' advice, "Know Yourself."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

52 Anybody seen Yudhishthira's Dice around? Or have his email?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

53 I am absolutely Loving This. We should encourage the Sanders supporters in their efforts for, uh, justice and fair play.

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (bCLt0)

54 Obviously Kurt is in a bad mood, what if Coronavirus makes Japan shut down all exports? How is he supposed to get his tentacle hentai then???

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (oZ6kz)

55 damnit jack straw is right

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/11/us/

politics/bernie-sanders-democrats-2020.html

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (PbpT7)

56 The DNC convention in Milwaukee is gonna be lit.

As in, literally on fire. Or at least parts of the city.

Posted by: Lance McCormick


Proactive Citizens Work to Curtail Coronavirus Spread!

Posted by: The MSM at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (P1f+c)

57 They've gone Plaid spastic.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (gEozP)

58 Bernie must have gotten a sweet book deal.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (xuiDm)

59 Insom, he was posting yesterday.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (oZ6kz)

60 Ace you are on fire the last 48 hours. thank you

Posted by: Little Brian at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (ZZEwZ)

61 Having to wait in line for three hours to vote is not voter suppression. Don't most states have early voting now? All these nimrods need to do is pay some attention and find out when and where early voting is held.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (Ejm1K)

62 That Beth person is a real treasure. So hard Left that the Dems aren't good enough in general.

Also, Kurt Eichenwald sucks. Did he run out of tentacle porn?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (I2dne)

63 52 Anybody seen Yudhishthira's Dice around? Or have his email?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (NWiLs)


Was here earlier, Insom.

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (bCLt0)

64 So salty.
So sad and pathetic.

They will do as they are told and vote for Biden.

Best part is, they're going to rage and pout so much now that the Dems are going to change the rules (again) and lock them out of the convention

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (vPKfA)

65 Popcorn time! Feel the burn let it consume the party. Let it flow.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (0OmEj)

66 democrats haven't been this mad since Yeltsin freed the slavs

Posted by: x at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (nFwvY)

67 Is Milwaukee still going to be lit af? Because I really, really need it to be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

68
Bernie Bros aren't going to do a damn thing including vote. They're all talk and no action. The ones that do show up to vote will still vote Dem.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (mpeBU)

69 Twitter is not reality, but it's a close enough simulation that their internecine loose-wristed slap fight is making me tumescent.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (RD7QR)

70 >> Payoff musta been yuge


Dacha # 5

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (ataph)

71 >>>Well, there it is. Bernie's out.


yup. Damn it all.

What a weakling and fake. A lot of people are saying he doesn't even want to win, he just wants to campaign.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (PbpT7)

72 Joe Biden in the 5th dementia

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (3aI0K)

73 Bernie has to get out before the next debate. For reasons.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (Boy/L)

74 70: The Winter Palace

Posted by: CN at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (ONvIw)

75 "damnit jack straw is right
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (PbpT7)"

I'm really hoping to eventually say this when James Comey is being executed against a dirty adobe wall, but yknow, #twoweeks and all.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (oZ6kz)

76 >>>60 Ace you are on fire the last 48 hours. thank you


Be Better.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (PbpT7)

77 @kurteichenwald
Strobe StrobeFLASH FLASH FLASH.1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1.1,1,1,1,1,1, 1,1,1,1.1,1,1,1,1,1, 1,1,1,1.1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1.1, 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1.1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1.1,1,1,1,1,1 ,1,1,1,1.1,1,1,1,1,1, 1,1,1,1.1, 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1Strobe Strobe
FLASH FLASH FLASH

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (wgmJy)

78 36
Bernie's announcement will just be that he needs more money.


or perhaps to protest the Lansing chicanery

Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (DJFLF)

79 56 The DNC convention in Milwaukee is gonna be lit.

As in, literally on fire. Or at least parts of the city.

Posted by: Lance McCormick

I don't see it... They will all stay together like the good little brown shirts they are

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (6XlcD)

80 Awww, shoe0nhead? I like some of her stuff, never got the Bernie crush.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (Xvo1a)

81 9 I need Rich Lowry to tell me what I should think.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 12:01 PM (wgmJy)

Whatever it is, it will be moist and wan.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (RD7QR)

82 The DNC convention in Milwaukee is gonna be lit.



As in, literally on fire. Or at least parts of the city.



Posted by: Lance McCormick



Proactive Citizens Work to Curtail Coronavirus Spread!



Posted by: The MSM at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (P1f+c)


May I have 10,000 marbles please?

Posted by: Flounder at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (q1Pj5)

83 >>Ace you are on fire the last 48 hours. thank you


He's got a fever and the only thing that can fix it is more Bat Sushi.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (ataph)

84 Wait. Kurt E says millions will lose their insurance if Bernie loses.

Isn't that Bernie's plan, though?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (9hauA)

85 It's all concentric circles all the way down.

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (gmo/4)

86 Just like PUMA, right!

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (9VeU0)

87 6 The DNC convention in Milwaukee is gonna be lit.

As in, literally on fire. Or at least parts of the city.

So, you know, don't visit that weekend, okay?
Posted by: Lance McCormick, 3rd Level Thief/Red Mage at March 11, 2020 12:00 PM (l8gTz)


New narrative - cancel the rest of the primaries, call off the convention and just declare Biden the candidate right now. For the children...

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (SUJyY)

88 I'm not even sure the Russians are as communist as Bernie is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (l4C/z)

89 This post needs a soundtrack, but I'm conflicted.

Sad Trombone, or Benny Hill chase, or both?

Or now for something completely different?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (z79tQ)

90 LOL get fucked
Posted by: steevy


Because it needs repeating.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (sVGvG)

91 Burnie was always a joke candidate, created by Twitter and pumped up by the socialist MSM. The instant he started talking about Castro (and really much earlier) he should have been laughed off the stage.

what handed the nom to Biden so early was Bloomie's idiotic decision to take part in the Debates when he had no idea at all what he was doing. He thought it was going to be just as easy as farming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

92 >>What a weakling and fake. A lot of people are saying he doesn't even want to win, he just wants to campaign.


His whole life has been a scam. This is not a surprise.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (ataph)

93 America is filled to the brim with Russans!!!

Why yes it is, Ace. Probably as many Russians as there are illegal aliens. I can spot them a mile away by how they drive (drunkenly) and how they are always carrying laptops to do their bot work.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (vkS2Z)

94 Bernie has quite the scam going on. Every time he runs and bows out, he gets a house.

I'll bet he's going for a yacht this time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

95 I am certain that this payoff was bigger than the "summer cabin" he got last time. I do wonder what the cash value is this time around. And who paid it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (I2dne)

96
Bernie is going to call for an investigation into the massive voting fraud in Michigan

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (jnY2f)

97 Wow. Those Russian bots are surprisingly articulate.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (9hauA)

98 Leftists are all hat, no cattle.


Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2020 12:06 PM (gmo/4)

Well, some of us did pretty well in cattle futures.

Posted by: Hillaroid at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (q1Pj5)

99 Shit, does that mean no debate on Sunday?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (Ez6QX)

100 washyourlyrics.com

Put in any song lyrics and it will make you a hand-washing poster with those lyrics. It's free.

I did "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" for the "hands across the water" bit...it worked out pretty great!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (KxVoZ)

101 Bernie's only play is to question if Joe Biden is "all there"

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (3aI0K)

102 god, I hope some SJW girl rips the mic out of Bernie's weak hands when he concedes and starts talking about cow milk.

Posted by: x at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (nFwvY)

103 >>Bernie is going to call for an investigation into the massive voting fraud in Michigan



Letting College Students Vote is Voter Fraud.

They aren't Residents.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (ataph)

104 beth, watching class warfare in real time@bourgeoisalien
I will never, ever vote for Joe Biden. I've been a lifelong Democrat...since I was 18.

-
OMG! They do exist! Donk concern trolls do exist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (+y/Ru)

105 My hope: The Dems fracture and the vote splits between some independent and the DNC candidate...yet those vote totals are less than the number of votes for President Trump.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (WEBkv)

106 New narrative - cancel the rest of the primaries, call off the convention and just declare Biden the candidate right now. For the children...

Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (SUJyY)

I think, effectively, that is what's about to happen. They'll go through the motions for show - but no more debates, no more public exposure of Biden. He's going to be hidden, and surrogates will be out there campaigning for him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)

107 Bernie's campaign was over when he said that the Boston Bomber should be allowed to vote from prison.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (9VeU0)

108 >>yup. Damn it all.

>>What a weakling and fake. A lot of people are saying he doesn't even want to win, he just wants to campaign.

I was kind of pissed when I first thought he might drop out but I'm coming around to the idea that this might be a good thing.

Joe is going to have the entire spotlight and media pressure now. They can only hide him just so much if they want any shot at beating an incumbent president no matter what they say. He's got to be out campaigning harder than he ever has in his life.

Who thinks that will work out well for Slow Joe?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)

109 100 washyourlyrics.com

Put in any song lyrics and it will make you a hand-washing poster with those lyrics. It's free.

I did "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" for the "hands across the water" bit...it worked out pretty great!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2020 12:10 PM (KxVoZ)

Your hands will get wrinkled by the end of that song.

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (SUJyY)

110 76 >>>60 Ace you are on fire the last 48 hours. thank you


Be Better.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (PbpT7)

Well at least you persist ace.

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (bCLt0)

111 Nom nom nom. I wonder if the progtards like the taste of their own ass...

Posted by: Boomer Redneque hears small arms fire off in the distance at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (+ekYW)

112 96
Bernie is going to call for an investigation into the massive voting fraud in Michigan
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (jnY2f)

Playing hardball for his fourth home.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (H8QX8)

113 Weird, sidelining Bernie is the 1st time the dems have done something I can support.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (xfb67)

114 Sad that shoeonhead is such a dumb commie.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (G2zl5)

115 OK, we need to start a fight about this.

The Founding Fathers thought Freedom of Speech was so important, that in the document that controls the Government, they said it should not be infringed.

So why in the hell do we let corporations do it? If its a Natural Right?

Campaign issue. We need a Federal Law saying that Corporations need to abide by the Bill of Rights, to do business in the United States.

International Corporations are having MUCH more impact on our elections, then the Russians ever have.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

116 Tucker Carlson went on a short rant last night about how it looked like Bernie Sanders didn't care whether he won. He wasn't trying and was just a wuss, Carlson said. He pointed out that Sanders already has said he will support the leading Democrat going into the convention, even if the leading candidate doesn't have a majority of the votes yet.

I thought Carlson made some good points, but I wondered why he made them. Does he wish Sanders was doing better?

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (3aI0K)

117 The Joepedo has likely just dodged his upcoming debates with the old commie.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (JoUsr)

118 Trump/Biden debates will probably be from hospital beds inna padded room (protective helmets optional)

Posted by: pahound at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (4OFsP)

119 30 Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.

Does the last couple of weeks seem a little choreographed?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2020 12:04 PM (Boy/L)

Ah, the last couple of weeks were just Bernie's wife vacillating between a boat and another house. I guess in the interval they found her and Bernie a boathouse so they're good to drop out now.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (RD7QR)

120 "America is filled to the brim with Russians"

Yes. Unfortunately they are all the cheap-suited, sweating, dry hand-washing types with too-tight collars. Not enough hot women.

Or, all Boris Badenovs, no Natashas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (Ejm1K)

121 Well, Jill Stein, let me explain this to you.

In 2018, thanks to the Dems getting enough 18 year old signatures on a petition to legalize marijuana in Michigan, they all showed up to vote it in. They also voted in a Democrat Gov. Lt. Gov and AG to make sure that nothing interfered with accessing weed. Also on the ballot was same day registration and voting, along with no reason absentee ballots.

So who do you think shows up in East Lansing(hint Michigan State University) to vote for Bernie ( because they can register and do so at the same time)? I don't know how students register to vote in East Lansing if they aren't an official resident, but probably no one told them that and since most 18 year old products of public schools can barely read, wouldn't shock me the least.

So go away with your voter suppression crap, I'm not buying it.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (dSAQa)

122 Bernie dropping out of the race at 1

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (YyKWA)

123 103: I believe Michigan allowed them to be considered residents.

Posted by: CN at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (ONvIw)

124 You know Twitter is desperately searching for a pretext for removing Agent Stein's tweet, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (9hauA)

125 Bernie has quite the scam going on. Every time he runs and bows out, he gets a house.

I'll bet he's going for a yacht this time.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 12:09 PM (ptqGC)


And put it in his pond like Secondhand Lions.

Posted by: Hillaroid at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (q1Pj5)

126 I prefer the Kurt Schlichter approach to Bernie Bros; keep trolling and mocking them for their c*uckery by pointing out they'll bend the knee to Spaghetti Head Biden no matter what.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (datdl)

127 Bernie set to make an announcement at 1 pm.
Posted by: JackStraw

Really?
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:03 PM (PbpT7)

Moscow time?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (miJU3)

128 Bernie exits in return for post as Sec of Treasury?

Posted by: dantesed at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (88xKn)

129 >>Joe is going to have the entire spotlight and media pressure now.


Nah - No Debates. No Rallies.


Remember how long they hid Hillary?

Joe is going into candidate witness protection.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (ataph)

130 Why yes it is, Ace. Probably as many Russians as there are illegal
aliens. I can spot them a mile away by how they drive (drunkenly) and
how they are always carrying laptops to do their bot work.


And their beards. And their weird alphabet. And their damn cabbage.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (wgmJy)

131 Told Ya DemTARDS are F'd

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (BqBId)

132 Even if bernie bows out of the race, his bernie boys are not going to get out and vote for biden.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (JUOKG)

133 come on Bernie, you could have done one more debate and advanced your Socialist cause ... spread the message, national TV ... don't you CARE?

($5M for his new book, which will be ghost written and bought by no one?)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (Cus5s)

134 Joe Biden: "You're the best damn workers in the world," Biden told them, adding he is union from "from belt buckle to shoe sole, man."

So, he's a union man from the waist down?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (BeYX8)

135 Maybe shoeonhead is basically not a deep thinker.

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (bCLt0)

136 132 Even if bernie bows out of the race, his bernie boys are not going to get out and vote for biden.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 11, 2020 12:12 PM (JUOKG)

It'd be hilarious if he suspends his campaign and tells his supporters to vote for Trump.

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (SUJyY)

137 If he bows out, this means Joe won't have to debate. Until Trump.

Won't be enough popcorn or alcohol in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

138 Given the many many years of the GOP establishment telling me to suck up and vote for their guys over my preferred candidates, it's rather fun to watch when the DNC is doing the same darned thing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (VoHHi)

139 Joe is going to have the entire spotlight and media pressure now. They can only hide him just so much if they want any shot at beating an incumbent president no matter what they say. He's got to be out campaigning harder than he ever has in his life.

Who thinks that will work out well for Slow Joe?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)


Just like I voted for Palin (not McCain), Dems might come out in droves to vote for the Veep candidate if they like her enough (maybe Tulsi). The "Anyone But Trump" crowd might be energized (I'm looking at the RINO cucks).

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (vkS2Z)

140 >>Bernie is going to call for an investigation into the massive voting fraud in Michigan


Really? Excellent!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (bDqIh)

141 I'm really hoping to eventually say this when James Comey is being executed against a dirty adobe wall, but yknow, #twoweeks and all.
Posted by: Broseidon

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Small nit - we hang traitors.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (Y4EXg)

142 I don't see it... They will all stay together like the good little brown shirts they are
Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2020 12:08 PM (6XlcD)

Agreed. At one point I thought there was a chance of this, but Burnie is gonna fold and endorse Biden, and he's gonna do like Matthew Broderick and tell all of his loyal devotees "What are you still doing here? Go home! Show's Over!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)

143 These sad losers that supported Bernie, they'll have Good Reasons to support Biden by the end of the week.

And they'll act like those Good Reasons were the same Good Reasons they supported Bernie.

It'll be along the lines of "Trump is so horrible, we must vote for anyone to stop him"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (vPKfA)

144 >>I believe Michigan allowed them to be considered residents.


Not when paying their Tuition, they don't.

The State can't force students to pay OOS Tuition and allow Residency for Voting.

None of them should be allowed to do so.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (ataph)

145 Biden is a liberal, but not a communist. The DEMS are pretty much communists now. It will be interesting to see how unified they can be.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)

146 140 >>Bernie is going to call for an investigation into the massive voting fraud in Michigan

I'd love that

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (6XlcD)

147 Non-snarky thought (I know, but stick with me): the Democrat party implosion is the only thing that can put off actual gunfire.

If they're united in their desire to ruin, subjugate, and destroy us, I don't think we can avoid the bad stuff.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (T8HPM)

148 A great man once said "The 1980s called, they want their foreign policy back".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (dNzKv)

149 The NYT article didn't claim Bernie was quitting the race.

Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (DJFLF)

150 I must say watching the Dems go through primary hysteria is MUCH more entertaining than going through it first hand as a Republican in 2016.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (zEPgF)

151 Ok, this whole thing about Biden shushing a woman "of color" on his staff is really irritating me. Why is her sex or race relevant? Would it hsve been okay if he shushed a white male?

People need to stop.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (9hauA)

152 Bernie gets a house. And BERNIE gets a house. And BERNIE gets a house...

Posted by: Oprah DNC at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (KxVoZ)

153 >>Just like I voted for Palin (not McCain), Dems might come out in droves to vote for the Veep candidate if they like her enough (maybe Tulsi). The "Anyone But Trump" crowd might be energized (I'm looking at the RINO cucks).

McCain lost big.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)

154 I strongly suspect that there will not be a Trump/Biden debate. Debates are custom, not law.

And Biden can play the "I won't dignify a man like Trump with the formality of a debate where he'll just spew lies and hatred" card.

And then the NTers will line up to lament the lack of debates as just another form of Trump's norm-destruction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (I2dne)

155 BernieBrots

Posted by: Kazi at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (0x00j)

156 Campaign issue. We need a Federal Law saying that Corporations need to abide by the Bill of Rights, to do business in the United States.



^^^^THIS! x a brazilian^^^^

Note that the FANG companies that make up Big Sister (who is watching and recording everything now in order to destroy you) are more than happy to censor Chinese tweets, but refuse to honor our Constitutional right to free speech. They can't be broken up fast enough.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (HaL55)

157 Who thinks that will work out well for Slow Joe?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)

I see him campaigning every bit as hard as Bob Dole did in 1996.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)

158 I'm not sure I understand. Are the Bernard Brothers simply withdrawing or are they rioting?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

159 134 And dead from the neck up...

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (KNsKs)

160 Gotta hand it to the DNC, they've got their shit together way more than the RNC. They saw Biden almost get into a fistfight on the campaign trail and realized this primary needs to end immediately. Guess it wasn't too hard to add a zero to Bernie's big silver medal check, and they've already changed the rules to exclude Tulsi, so Biden can go sit in a padded room and watch JAG re-runs until the convention.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (oZ6kz)

161 Biden is a liberal?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (dNzKv)

162 Heh! Leftard monkeys having a shit throwing party. Delicious.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (tHAoL)

163 So, he's a union man from the waist down?

No, his pants fell down.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (CE5C/)

164

Someone should a make a hilarious video of Biden arguing with Biden.

"Look, fat..."

"You're full of shit!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (WGTJ9)

165 Why would bernie get out now?



nothing to gain, screw his voters.



Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (HALdu)

166 WTF? The Dow is down and so is silver and gold?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (sVGvG)

167 >>>135 Maybe shoeonhead is basically not a deep thinker.

She never was.

She gained a huge following during #Gamergate by being cute and attacking feminists and being sort of funny.

I do remember her warning a lot of her newfound gamerboi fans that she would betray them because she was only in it to own the feminists. So at least she was honest.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (datdl)

168 Poor Tulsi. Bless her heart. Getting treated like the Bill Weld of the Democrats.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (9VeU0)

169 Campaign issue. We need a Federal Law saying that Corporations need to abide by the Bill of Rights, to do business in the United States.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

More redundant parchment-right laws. Just enforce the Constitution. Which we do not seem capable of doing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (H8QX8)

170 When did the Left decide "ripping families apart" was a bad thing? They've been ripping American families apart since LBJ.

Posted by: Socratease at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (2GbWn)

171 Ah, Leo Food Lion is here, now we can relax.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

172 So, he's a union man from the waist down?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (BeYX
+++++++++++++
Adult film actor's guild?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (I2dne)

173 http://bit.ly/39JUdan
*******
Pittsburgh St. Patrick's Day Parade Canceled | Pittsburgh, PA Patch
*******
2nd Biggest St. Patrick's Day Parade in Country, Just to put this lunacy in perspective with the 1993 Superstorm coming & every forecaster calling for feet of snow They still held the Parade

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (BqBId)

174 "Small nit - we hang traitors.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (Y4EXg)"

Comey is so slimy that the noose would slip off.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (oZ6kz)

175 Off, damned stock sock

Posted by: stumck at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (w9Wax)

176 149 The NYT article didn't claim Bernie was quitting the race.
Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (DJFLF)

But we all know it's coming now. If not today, then tomorrow or the next day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

177 116 Tucker Carlson went on a short rant last night about how it looked like Bernie Sanders didn't care whether he won. He wasn't trying and was just a wuss, Carlson said. He pointed out that Sanders already has said he will support the leading Democrat going into the convention, even if the leading candidate doesn't have a majority of the votes yet.

I thought Carlson made some good points, but I wondered why he made them. Does he wish Sanders was doing better?
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (3aI0K)
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Tucker is smart and knows Trump would have beaten Bernie easily and the GOP would have taken back the House.

Now, Biden wins easily and the Dems are likely to re-take the Senate.

This might be the biggest turnaround in modern politics.

What all this shows is that voters really did hate Hillary that much in 16. Bernie almost beat her and Trump eeked out an electoral college win.

This also shows crowd size doesn't matter at all. Nobody goes to see Biden speak, but they vote for him in droves.

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (YyKWA)

178 "I've been a lifelong Democrat ... since I was 18." Says the 19 year old socialist college student.

Posted by: csmats at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (X5VFN)

179 you know, a lot of far leftists might not vote at all or even vote for Trump because they believe that things will need to get much worse before the workers rise up and throw off the capitalist system and establish workers collectives and such.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (4a9Vv)

180 44 >>I believe Michigan allowed them to be considered residents.


Not when paying their Tuition, they don't.

The State can't force students to pay OOS Tuition and allow Residency for Voting.

None of them should be allowed to do so.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (ataph)

The majority of students at MSU are residents. It s the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor that has a high ratio of foreign and out of state students because tuition there is so high.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (dSAQa)

181 154 I strongly suspect that there will not be a Trump/Biden debate. Debates are custom, not law.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (I2dne)

I agree.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (H8QX8)

182 Razorfist had a good analysis video up today about why Bernie shouldn't drop out....if Bernie wants to win.

I suspect the Bern is in this for an ocean yacht

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (l4C/z)

183 166 Toilet paper is the new hard currency...

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (KNsKs)

184 Campaign issue. We need a Federal Law saying that Corporations need to abide by the Bill of Rights, to do business in the United States.



^^^^THIS! x a brazilian^^^^

Note that the FANG companies that make up Big Sister (who is watching and recording everything now in order to destroy you) are more than happy to censor Chinese tweets, but refuse to honor our Constitutional right to free speech. They can't be broken up fast enough.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March




no, just take away their immunity from being sued.

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (HALdu)

185 Who coulda predicted the candidates falling in line to drop out and leave the field to Slow Joe? Never thought things changing at this speed.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (X+a7J)

186 Fuck shoeonhead, what does Velvet 7 think of this?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (oZ6kz)

187 A great man once said "The 1980s called, they want their foreign policy back".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020


*
*

You'd be happier with mine.

Posted by: Zombie Calvin Coolidge at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (Ejm1K)

188 Three Days of the Bernie

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (q1Pj5)

189 Dems are fans of ripping babies apart, though, to prevent families in the first place.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (dNzKv)

190 166 WTF? The Dow is down and so is silver and gold?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (sVGvG)

SELL EVERYTHING!!! Reeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (bCLt0)

191 Bernie can be bought.Cheap.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (KNsKs)

192 71 >>>Well, there it is. Bernie's out.


yup. Damn it all.

What a weakling and fake. A lot of people are saying he doesn't even want to win, he just wants to campaign.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (PbpT7)



Just campaigning gets him donations. Winning means he would actually be expected to spend all of it rather than just pocketing it. Of course he doesn't want to win.

I don't think his announcement at 1 pm though is a guarantee of dropping out. He has one after Super Tuesday too and that was a vow to keep moving forward. So we'll see

Posted by: Buzzion at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (G2zl5)

193 Fox Biz news just saying Sanders will make a statement at One PM.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (4a9Vv)

194 *Polls are officially closed in Michigan, but the East Lansing city clerks office is still packed with students who have been waiting on average 3 hours to vote.*

Why did they all show up at 6 o'clock on election night? That seems odd.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (BeYX8)

195 "America is filled to the brim with Russians"

Yes. Unfortunately they are all the cheap-suited, sweating, dry hand-washing types with too-tight collars. Not enough hot women.

Or, all Boris Badenovs, no Natashas.



Nor have they brought us any miniature giraffes. I am disappoint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (HaL55)

196 Tom Nichols was having a spaz out in Stephen Miller's (redsteeze) Twitter mentions last night.

Basically arguing the Miller was WRONG WRONG WRONG to say that The Expert and The Cuckspert (Kristol) had zero influence among the Dems when they were trying to force Biden as the nominee.

Sure, Tom. This was all you, baby. The guy who said he'd vote for Bernie anyway if he was the nominee.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (datdl)

197 Ok, this whole thing about Biden shushing a woman "of color" on his staff is really irritating me. Why is her sex or race relevant? Would it hsve been okay if he shushed a white male?

People need to stop.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself


If Biden would have shushed a white male, no one would have batted an eye. Seriously.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (sVGvG)

198 The DNC is clearly propping up Biden, but Bernie's comrades also need to realize that people are also willingly choosing Sundown Joe over Bernie.

Or maybe not. I'm liking this DemExit thing.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (9hauA)

199 Maybe shoeonhead is basically not a deep thinker.

She never was.

She gained a huge following during #Gamergate by being cute and attacking feminists and being sort of funny.

I do remember her warning a lot of her newfound gamerboi fans that she would betray them because she was only in it to own the feminists. So at least she was honest.
Posted by: El Kabong at March




I think she is known for having tits

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (HALdu)

200 I think this is helping Joe, when all his crimes are exposed he can plead insane, the whole world would have to agree, did you see his wife look at him as he starts slurring?

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (3aI0K)

201 This Leo Gorcery person is a very intriguing Sorosian.

And by intriguing I mean clueless.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (VoHHi)

202 183: glad I stocked up. I figured it wouldn't spoil and I would use it up eventually

Posted by: CN at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (ONvIw)

203 This also shows crowd size doesn't matter at all. Nobody goes to see Biden speak, but they vote for him in droves.
Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (YyKWA)

JackStraw would really love some of those drugs.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (xuiDm)

204 I remember when Jimmah Carter refused to debate Reagan because John Anderson was included. Or at least that was his excuse. That was one of the old League of Women Voters debates. It led to an odd debate between Reagan and just Anderson that youtube has never yet exhumed as far as I know.

The LoWV gave Carter a second chance to debate Reagan one on one, their only debate, just a week before the election or so, iirc? That was the "well...there you go again debate." That one's on YT.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (KxVoZ)

205 167 >>>135 Maybe shoeonhead is basically not a deep thinker.

She never was.

She gained a huge following during #Gamergate by being cute and attacking feminists and being sort of funny.

I do remember her warning a lot of her newfound gamerboi fans that she would betray them because she was only in it to own the feminists. So at least she was honest.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (datdl)

yup yup

Never really like or followed her.

I appreciate her calling out feminism as toxic but I was never fooled into thinking she wasn't a Liberal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (l4C/z)

206 OT: Listening to the Joey Diaz podcast and Eddie Bravo is his guest. Bravo just laid out very concisely to Joey how the Dems want to blame Trump for the virus and then did the same with the shampeachment. It was beautiful to hear.

Posted by: Augustine at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (BDZWU)

207 I'd bet cash money that Biden bows out immediately before or even during the convention, citing "illness", and they come up with somebody else. The Dems have to know, no matter how much the MFM will cover for Biden, he's too far gone and it's too risky.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (5KWnQ)

208 The other insidious thing that's going on is that twitter and facebook are declaring Trump and GOP ads misleading and removing them for simply quoting and showing video of Biden and Bernie.


They claim because the ads are "edited" they remove context and are misleading.


This is one of the greatest dangers we face when a handful of tech behemoths control the flow of information.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (FVrDO)

209 >>>I think she is known for having tits

Then she's not very well known. *rimshot*

Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (datdl)

210 169 Campaign issue. We need a Federal Law saying that Corporations need to abide by the Bill of Rights, to do business in the United States.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

More redundant parchment-right laws. Just enforce the Constitution. Which we do not seem capable of doing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (H8QX

Except that the Constitution says that the Bill of Rights only applies to Government, not to private parties. Be careful what you wish for; any fix has got to make allowance for market penetration, etc. Too many people could easily be talked into supporting a law that would let Ace be sued any time a moderator bans a troll. Content restriction, you know.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (Kpl3J)

211 I see on twitter Slow Joe won every single county in Michigan, Missouri and Mississippi. That's...something isn't it?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (Xvo1a)

212 I strongly suspect that there will not be a Trump/Biden debate. Debates are custom, not law.


More time for trump rallies!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (dNzKv)

213 A fucking rat ran in my house this morning. Right through the front door when I opened it. Made a beeline straight for the back room which is full of stuff. Shelves of books, |CD's, records. lot of boxes. So plenty of places to hide. Chased it around for about 45 minutes. Get him cornered and he makes a mad dash for more cover. Finally got him with a bat. Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (xPl2J)

214 "Sure, Tom. This was all you, baby. The guy who said he'd vote for Bernie anyway if he was the nominee.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (datdl)"

It depresses me to no end that I have to share the mantle of "Jeopardy champion" with "The Expert." What a fucking zero-t eunuch.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)

215 Never thought things changing at this speed.
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (X+a7J)

That's the Left. Don't dither. Act fast, audaciously, massively, ruthlessly.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (H8QX8)

216 >>Maybe shoeonhead is basically not a deep thinker.
>She never was.
>She gained a huge following


Because she is a 1.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (ataph)

217 Or maybe not. I'm liking this DemExit thing.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (9hauA)
++++++++
My guess is that it doesn't matter. These people will only vote for Bernie and were probably never in play for anyone else. I suspect it will have little effect in the general.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (I2dne)

218 Apparently @jack(off) pulled the cock out of his mouth and deleted #DemExit from trending. Now, back to that cock!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (bWBdM)

219 138 Given the many many years of the GOP establishment telling me to suck up and vote for their guys over my preferred candidates, it's rather fun to watch when the DNC is doing the same darned thing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 12:13 PM (VoHHi
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Difference is the DNC picked the guy who would win and win easily.

GOP estab picks turds.

Rush is going off the rails today, suggesting the Virus is a plot by China to get Trump. He knows the President is a goner.

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (YyKWA)

220 I don't see Bernie going cheap this time. Last month he received $49.5 million. With his 15% media skim, that's much more profitable than a lake house. Someone, like the odious Biden supporter Cooperman, are going to up the rewards to wrap this up for their puppet, a Joe.

Posted by: EveR at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (ZZDMQ)

221 Stopped clock, squirrel f#cking a pumpkin, and all that: LOLGF

@JillFilipovic

Honestly I am not sure I have ever felt as enraged as I have reading this tweet. And then I read the responses that are like "but Clinton was terrible!" Actually she wasn't, especially compared to JOE BIDEN who is less articulate, less charismatic, less groundbreaking etc et etc.

You want to believe Clinton was a bad candidate? Fine. I don't agree, but we are all entitled to our opinions. But what planet are you on that Clinton was a bad candidate but Joe Biden is a great one?

[Beyoncé flipping the bird gifs]


The reverse power of "and" - Biden AND Hillary were sh#tty candidates, hon.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (bDqIh)

222 Toilet paper is the new hard currency...
Posted by: steevy



I prefer my TP to be soft.
Not John Wayne 80 grit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (sVGvG)

223 >>Finally got him with a bat. Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?


Cat Blood.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (ataph)

224 The parties "switched" again you see. The Democrats are very anti-Russia, always have been.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (xuiDm)

225 174 "Small nit - we hang traitors.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM (Y4EXg)"

Comey is so slimy that the noose would slip off.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:16 PM (oZ6kz)

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Nuke 'em from space. It's the only way to be sure

Posted by: Just Lily at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (zEPgF)

226 167 >>>135 Maybe shoeonhead is basically not a deep thinker.

She never was.

She gained a huge following during #Gamergate by being cute and attacking feminists and being sort of funny.

I do remember her warning a lot of her newfound gamerboi fans that she would betray them because she was only in it to own the feminists. So at least she was honest.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (datdl)

==========

She doesn't really make videos anymore either. She was genuinely in it for fun, now that things have gotten tenser I suspect it's not any fun anymore for her.

Posted by: Jackal at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (Lyh9/)

227 59 Insom, he was posting yesterday.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (oZ6kz)

Gotcha. I'll keep an eye out for him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

228 Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?

--

Ask Siri.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (VoHHi)

229 Honestly, I don't see why everyone hates Communism so much. It's lucrative as hell! Off to make sure they get the spelling right on my new yacht...

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (C78No)

230 I think somebody should send the Dems some guillotines to play with.

Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (MxEKc)

231 Won't someone rid us of this troublesome troll?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (6XlcD)

232 Bernies voters deserve to be cornholed to the n th degree. Cornholed to the edge of space. Cornholed to the end of time. Cornholed in 8 dimensions. Cornholed in alternate realities. Cornholed good and hard. Cornholed to the short bristles.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (tHAoL)

233 38 Theyre not going to leave, unfortunately.

Why Republicans didn't have a more coordinated effort to make Bernie the nominee, I'll never understand. These clowns would have been dead in the water.

Maybe instead of Trump doing a rally in those states he just should have sent a tweet telling Republicans to vote Sanders in the Democratic primary.
Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (6RfEx)

Still think that the sooner that "Free College" was taken off the table, the better.

Posted by: Allie at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (UnA8+)

234 Put in any song lyrics and it will make you a hand-washing poster with those lyrics. It's free.

I did "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" for the "hands across the water" bit...it worked out pretty great!
Posted by: Guy Smiley

----

Put in "Thick As A Brick" and you can wash your hands for 45 minutes!

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (VDp66)

235 Have I mentioned the state of the little joncelli at the idea of the Bernie Bros and the establishment Dems slap-fighting like soi bois?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

236 I appreciate her calling out feminism as toxic but I was never fooled into thinking she wasn't a Liberal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (l4C/z)
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I don't believe she ever claimed otherwise.

Telling, isn't it, that even someone who isn't a deep thinker is able to spot the problems with feminism?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (WEBkv)

237 "Ok, this whole thing about Biden shushing a woman
"of color" on his staff is really irritating me. Why is her sex or race
relevant? Would it hsve been okay if he shushed a white male?
People need to stop." Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself

well, I think he would more likely "shush shush" a woman ... he's old school Biden, that's how he rolls.


And why does he have a black woman handler? I think for the optics, to appeal to black voters, and women voters as well I guess. The campaigns plan all that stuff. Then Joe shush shushes them, ruins the plan.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (Cus5s)

238 The other insidious thing that's going on is that twitter and facebook are declaring Trump and GOP ads misleading and removing them for simply quoting and showing video of Biden and Bernie.

They claim because the ads are "edited" they remove context and are misleading.

This is one of the greatest dangers we face when a handful of tech behemoths control the flow of information.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (FVrDO)
+++++++++++
Yet a Biden ad with the "very fine people" nonsense from Charlottesville still stands with no warnings.

They're nothing if not consistent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (I2dne)

239 ShoeOnHead is dating (married to?) an atheist, so I always just assumed that she was libertarian/leftie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (wCmLp)

240 For a minute I read "JillStein" as "JillBiden" and was very confused.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (E+OcO)

241 @nathanTbernard

Joe Biden refuses to even empathize with a man who's family was split by cruel deportations, then tells the man to "vote for trump." This is a surefire way to ensure trump wins in a landslide.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/wns7nqj


(Not that I disagree with Joe here...but JHC...how many people does he tell to 'vote for trump'?!

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

242 Will President Trump throw a bone to the Berners?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (BRpqW)

243 Maybe shoeonhead is basically not a deep thinker.



She never was.



She gained a huge following during #Gamergate by being cute and attacking feminists and being sort of funny.



I do remember her warning a lot of her newfound gamerboi fans that
she would betray them because she was only in it to own the feminists.
So at least she was honest.

Posted by: El Kabong at March









I think she is known for having tits

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (HALdu)


And they are most impressive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (9Om/r)

244 Why Republicans didn't have a more coordinated effort to make Bernie the nominee, I'll never understand. These clowns would have been dead in the water
--------

The DNC chooses the nominee. We've figured this out by now, right?

I mean, the Democrats announced in *November* that Biden was the candidate. How did they know?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (xuiDm)

245 This is one of the greatest dangers we face when a handful of tech behemoths control the flow of information.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (FVrDO)

I told Brad Parscale this three years ago. Nada.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (H8QX8)

246 Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?


Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (xPl2J)

Roll the body up in the carpet. Put in trunk for later disposal. Replace carpet.

Posted by: An Associate at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (q1Pj5)

247 Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?

If you drop the body in a nearby park, nobody is going to notice the blood.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (C78No)

248 What a weakling and fake. A lot of people are saying he doesn't even want to win, he just wants to campaign.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (PbpT7)

Of course, do you really think that bum ever wanted to literally hold the job of President. That's hard work.

Maybe he will pledge his delegates to Tulsi so she and Biden can have the March 15th debate.

Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (/cRjB)

249 So if Bernie drops out (which would be a cuck move IMO) what will his followers do?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (9hauA)

250 Finally got him with a bat. Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?
Posted by: Mark1971


Vinegar and baking soda?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (sVGvG)

251 >>I think she is known for having tits


This. I don't recall hearing a word she ever said...but, I'd hit it.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (ataph)

252 Just looked it up. According to MSU report, 89% of students are from Michigan. So it's not had to change your residency to East Lansing for the purposes of voting. Except when you try to do it on election day.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (dSAQa)

253 I'm old enough to remember the PUMAs who voted for Obama in droves.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (dNzKv)

254 YD, if you're lurking about, please send me an email.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

255 >>>She doesn't really make videos anymore either. She was genuinely in it for fun, now that things have gotten tenser I suspect it's not any fun anymore for her.

Her and her husband (I think) Armoured Skeptic now play cutie pie social media couple all day long.

And it works. They've got a lot of followers and influence (within the limited sphere of twitter/youtube).

If anything, I think Bernie/Tulsi/Yang this cycle have proven how pointless generating social media buzz is in a presidential campaign.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (datdl)

256 Ok, this whole thing about Biden shushing a woman "of color" on his staff is really irritating me. Why is her sex or race relevant? Would it hsve been okay if he shushed a white male?

Because Democrats are all about da feelz and respecting de wahmunzes.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (BeYX8)

257 Big Boobs. The Left is full of Big Boobs.

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (bCLt0)

258 Well, I think Sanders was our only shot at winning.

Biden has a tapioca brain, but he's probably going to beat Trump. Voters will score it as two people that say a lot of stupid shit. And now have a crashed economy to run on because the Chinese like to eat bats.

It was a fun 4 years though, it's probably back to Republicans that can't wait to lose gracefully and the media gets to call the shots again.

Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (6RfEx)

259 169 Campaign issue. We need a Federal Law saying that Corporations need to abide by the Bill of Rights, to do business in the United States.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

More redundant parchment-right laws. Just enforce the Constitution. Which we do not seem capable of doing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (H8QX

Court's have ruled that only the Government is bound by the Constitution, not corporations.

In fact a lawsuit by Tulsi was just thrown out for that very reason.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

260 Toilet paper is the new hard currency...

-
Except for Charmin, it's soft.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (+y/Ru)

261 190 166 WTF? The Dow is down and so is silver and gold?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (sVGvG)

SELL EVERYTHING!!! Reeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:17 PM (bCLt0)

It's Oil, baby. It's all about Oil - massive overproduction is going to spark a huge wave of Deflation which will drive down the price of EVERYTHING. Now, for consumers Deflation is not a bad thing, but for Markets, Deflation is devastating.

the UAE just announced that they are planning on ramping up production as well. We could be looking at $10 per barrel oil, Gold and silver losing 50% of their value. Interest rates going negative. That's Deflation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

262 Maybe they got to Bernie and told him to drop out so there wouldn't be any debates and it wouldn't become obvious to the LIVs that Biden isn't all there.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (9hauA)

263 This new ultra action Don Johnson style anal stimulator works great! I've never been more excited!

Posted by: Death is coming...on my face at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (BRpqW)

264 >> Just looked it up. According to MSU report, 89% of students are from Michigan. So it's not had to change your residency to East Lansing for the purposes of voting.


That still leaves 11% that are not...and in most Universities, that Population is much higher.

College Students should NOT be voting with Residency if they are being charged as Non-Residents.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (ataph)

265 what will his followers do?


Vote for the nominee in oct and nov.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (dNzKv)

266 DNC just announced a Bernie Biden Tulsi pay per view double penetration live event. Rumor is there's a twist though, Bernie is the meat.

Posted by: Little Brian at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (ZZEwZ)

267 What's this about big boobs?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (l4C/z)

268 253 I'm old enough to remember the PUMAs who voted for Obama in droves.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Yea, no matter how much they rant and rave, the lefties will all fall back in line and vote Biden in November.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (5KWnQ)

269 Saw this trannie at Safeway last night...6 foot 3, man hands, Adam's Apple, razor stubble. Ya just can't hide some things there, um, "ladies."

Overheard snatch (heh heh) of conversation to xer friend "I need a girlfriend. I mean, I know I'm a dude but I need a girl..."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (KxVoZ)

270 Bernie followers will be like Sheep without a Shepherd when he takes the Bloomberg money and backs Biden at the convention.

Posted by: Boonie at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (lMn1U)

271 Pumas??

Posted by: dantesed at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (88xKn)

272 258. What bizarro world Trump are you counting on campaigning for the next 8 months? He does not need the GOPe types, he does it on his own, and does it well.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (JRaU+)

273 166 WTF? The Dow is down and so is silver and gold?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:15 PM (sVGvG)

Selling everything to cover margin calls on derivatives. House of cards and all that....

Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 12:25 PM (/cRjB)

274 Bernie was in it going back to 2016 to make easy money from the hopes of the inexperienced, the gullible, and the lazy. He also served the purpose of moving the needle far far left.


His wife? What can I say. She disgusts me.

Know this: the dems are not throwing in the towel with Biden. They mean to win at any cost. They went with Biden because he is the puppet that gives them the best normalcy cover for the gargantuan level of fraud and cheating we are about to experience.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 11, 2020 12:25 PM (q28lb)

275
I strongly suspect that there will not be a Trump/Biden debate. Debates are custom, not law.



And Biden can play the "I won't dignify a man like Trump with the
formality of a debate where he'll just spew lies and hatred" card.



And then the NTers will line up to lament the lack of debates as just another form of Trump's norm-destruction.



Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:14 PM

---

Yep, I called that yesterday.



While they may think that will work, there is no way joe biden can do a 3-4 month campaign without 5 million new gaffe and senior moments. The media can't hide that.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 11, 2020 12:25 PM (JUOKG)

276 The only people that don't get what happened here are the Bernie supporters.

Goddam are they dumb.

Communism was never about leveling the playing field. It was about taking from the rich to become the rich for a few of its leaders.

Bernie accomplished that. He's done. He achieved the communist dream.

Posted by: MJ at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (gAMkn)

277 More redundant parchment-right laws. Just enforce the Constitution. Which we do not seem capable of doing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March




yes

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (HALdu)

278 Puma. Party Unity My Ass. The butthurt Hillary supporters in 2008.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (dNzKv)

279 Why Republicans didn't have a more coordinated effort to make Bernie the nominee, I'll never understand. These clowns would have been dead in the water.

Maybe instead of Trump doing a rally in those states he just should have sent a tweet telling Republicans to vote Sanders in the Democratic primary.
Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:05 PM (6RfEx)
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Yep, a huge misstep by Trump.

Biden is the nightmare matchup for him. Likable Old Joe vs hated Trump

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (YyKWA)

280 This Leo Gorcery person is a very intriguing Sorosian.

And by intriguing I mean clueless.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (VoHHi)

When it posts, you can just about hear the ping of its talking points arriving in its email inbox.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (miJU3)

281 Will President Trump throw a bone to the Berners?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (BRpqW)


I would.

There is a huge opportunity for someone to cut immigration to the bone, stop all public benefits for non-citizens, and assign a portion of the money saved to benefits for citizens only.

First party to reach Nationalist Populist wins everything for at least a couple decades.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (ISejo)

282 You wanna see Big Boobs? Watch the View. Figuratively, and literally. Would ya hit it??

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (bCLt0)

283 I am enjoying the hell out of this.

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (Tnijr)

284 Court's have ruled that only the Government is bound by the Constitution, not corporations.

In fact a lawsuit by Tulsi was just thrown out for that very reason.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

It's not just that "Courts have Ruled..." - The Constitution itself, in very plain language, states that it is only a limitation on Government.

1st Amendment: CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

285 While they may think that will work, there is no way joe biden can do a 3-4 month campaign without 5 million new gaffe and senior moments. The media can't hide that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 11, 2020 12:25 PM (JUOKG)
+++++++++++
Nope, it won't work. It will be an obvious capitulation despite the spin. The only play I can think of is to keep him cloistered away as much as possible and let the machinery (political and criminal) do the heavy lifting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:27 PM (I2dne)

286 Mark1971, Woolite carpet cleaner spray with oxy boost works well. One of my dogs had a growth on his ear that they couldn't surgically remove because he had a heart condition and couldn't be given anesthesia. He was forever scratching it and bleeding everywhere.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 12:27 PM (Y6b05)

287 Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (xPl2J)

Soda water

Oxyclean detergent

Daub, don't scrub.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 11, 2020 12:27 PM (l4C/z)

288 The parties "switched" again you see. The Democrats are very anti-Russia, always have been.
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:20 PM (xuiDm)

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 11, 2020 12:27 PM (J+mig)

289 Wait till the Mobile Vegetable picks Hillary to be his VP.

It's comin.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:28 PM (e284m)

290 Leo Safeway is very concerned, you see.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:28 PM (RD7QR)

291 I saw Captain Tentaclebang open for Black Strobe at Le Zenith Paris in
'08.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 12:28 PM (VF9SE)

292 Biden isn't going to be the nominee because he's so good - he's going to be the nominee because he is the best they've got.

If the establishment were in control of everything in that party, it would have been a Biden joint all along. There is a reason why it looked like they abandoned Joe at first - because they did.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:28 PM (9VeU0)

293 Yeah I've never been under any illusions about shoeonhead. I was just stating that it is sad she is such a dumb commie.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 11, 2020 12:28 PM (G2zl5)

294 Yeah. Joe is as likable as a boil on the dick. Pure bullshit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (tHAoL)

295 Bernie has what, about 150 delegates less than Biden?

I cannot believe he would drop out now.

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (cF8AT)

296 #Berxit ?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (wzVKm)

297
John Solomon @jsolomonReports
1h
BREAKING - Former Hollywood mogul and liberal mega donor Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison for sex crimes.
*********
Probably posted already but here ya go. Wonder if his cell will have Ficus trees

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (BqBId)

298 "6RfEx" has posted about 11 times per a quick search and they've mostly been rather 'concerned' posts.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (oZ6kz)

299 258 Well, I think Sanders was our only shot at winning.

Biden has a tapioca brain, but he's probably going to beat Trump. Voters will score it as two people that say a lot of stupid shit. And now have a crashed economy to run on because the Chinese like to eat bats.

It was a fun 4 years though, it's probably back to Republicans that can't wait to lose gracefully and the media gets to call the shots again.
Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (6RfEx)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Get ready for Nikki Haley.

Trump is dead man walking and is acting like it.

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (YyKWA)

300
A stray opinion item caught my attention today.

Remember when we used to talk about Durham, and scandal, and investigations? Late spring/early summer was the last projection for results.

Just smiling at the memory.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (M9ntN)

301 280 This Leo Gorcery person is a very intriguing Sorosian.

And by intriguing I mean clueless.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 12:18 PM (VoHHi)

When it posts, you can just about hear the ping of its talking points arriving in its email inbox.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (miJU3)

But, he's so concerned!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (NgKpN)

302 I've said it before. I don't get the appeal os shoe on head. I found her too cutesy for my tastes in the few videos I watched and not particularly interesting. I didn't realize guys found her hot/cute, though.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (9hauA)

303 281 Will President Trump throw a bone to the Berners?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (BRpqW)

I would.

There is a huge opportunity for someone to cut immigration to the bone, stop all public benefits for non-citizens, and assign a portion of the money saved to benefits for citizens only.

First party to reach Nationalist Populist wins everything for at least a couple decades.
Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (ISejo)

=======

It depends on which ones you're talking about: the uber SJW types are a lost cause, the best you can do is drive a wedge between them and the rest of the dems. Now, the low info populist types, they're a possibility if you can punch through the media noise.

Posted by: Jackal at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (Lyh9/)

304 Now, if you want to regulate the Tech Companies, I suggest polishing up the Sherman Anti-Trust Act and using it to break them up, and also some enabling legislation, possibly a quasi-governmental takeover, enforcing equal access requirements. But you gotta have control of the House to do anything like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

305 293 Yeah I've never been under any illusions about shoeonhead. I was just stating that it is sad she is such a dumb commie.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 11, 2020 12:28 PM (G2zl5)

She is pleasant to look at. With he sound muted is always an option.

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (bCLt0)

306 What a weakling and fake. A lot of people are saying he doesn't even want to win, he just wants to campaign.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2020 12:07 PM (PbpT7)

I've been on this since he showed himself in 2016 with his scripted answer to Hillary. "America is tired of your emails". He never wanted to fight her or anyone. He's a good dog. Plays his part. Gets a big voter list for the Establishment DNC to poach.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (xuiDm)

307 I'm quite concerned about all this concern.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (KxVoZ)

308 They aren't gaffes. Biden is just so brilliant, he has so many great ideas waiting to jump out. You can't even fathom the depths of his brilliance, we don't even deserve to have I'm as a leader and should feel blessed that Biden is even considering the sacrifice to be our ruler! Sometimes he is just so excited to share his wisdom that the ideas get jumbled, and we mere intellectual inferiors interpret them as gaffes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (dNzKv)

309 Leo Grocery?

Dude! Do you still have Toilet Paper in stock?!!!!!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (e284m)

310 Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (YyKWA)
Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:23 PM (6RfEx)

Gonna be an early night!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (KUaJL)

311 287 Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (xPl2J)

Soda water

Oxyclean detergent

Daub, don't scrub.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

----

How much is there? For a pretty good sized spot, I never I got it all out. Pulled it up and pitched it.

Maybe I didn't want to work that hard at removing it. Dunno.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (Y4EXg)

312 IMO, this won't decrease the Dem vote base in November. What it does is hold the Dem votes at the same level they were for Hillary.

Everyone who sat out in 2016 because Bernie didn't get the nomination continues to sit out.

So now we look at the different constituencies. Biden will get the same level of the black female vote that Hillary did. Black males will vote in higher numbers for Trump that in 2016.

Hispanic vote is going to be a wash from 2016.

Blue collar vote is going to be much higher for Trump.

Suburban women aren't going to vote in higher numbers for Biden than for Hillary.

And the Trump base is going to be even more energized.

The #Demexit thing is not going to happen, but any chance they had at creating energy in the campaign is lost. And Biden is going to spend the next 4 months in hiding, ceding the entire campaign narrative to Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (WafOK)

313 Is Bernie about to suspend his campaign?

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (Tnijr)

314 Remember when we used to talk about Durham, and scandal, and investigations? Late spring/early summer was the last projection for results.

Just smiling at the memory.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (M9ntN)
++++++++++++
Meh. They already provided guidance that Durham would come through with his findings in the spring. If we get through April with no action, then it will be as I expected and I will bitch about it then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (I2dne)

315 The Dems also have just under 8 months to build a convincing enough Joe Biden robot.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)

316 Let's say hi to all the GOPrs, Russians and (if there are Berners among them) narcissistic sociopaths willing to rip families apart, undermine climate change fix efforts, let millions lose insurance, burn down the world for their own preening and selfishness.

Was Eichenwald having his period, perchance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (YqDXo)

317 @289

Yeah, I don't think they are going to go with Hillary, too much baggage and she's disliked by large segments of DonkE.


The more likely move is a POC woman, closely affiliated with Obama's crew.


That way if somehow Biden wind, heaven forbid, Obama is essentially back in power and can undo Trumps undoing of Obama.


Sort of a recursion routine coded by the devil himself.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (FVrDO)

318 I find most female YouTube commentators/reviewers boring.

Massive exception is JLongbone, who is just hilarious. I also don't mind Mecha Random.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (9hauA)

319 Leo will devolve soon, resorting to shouting out Communist adages.

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (bCLt0)

320 This DemExit is so wonderful.

Let the games begin.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (J9wxX)

321 289
Wait till the Mobile Vegetable picks Hillary to be his VP.

It's comin.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:28 PM (e284m)

____________


Joe Biden would be the first President in history who didn't hang himself Inauguration Night.

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (VF9SE)

322 312. It also helps that there is a 6 week gap between the conventions. Joe's will be poor anyway, but Trump will erase everything they did for about a month, and then re-set the political table during his convention.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (JRaU+)

323 Vinegar and baking soda?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:22 PM (sVGvG)

seriously? hydrogen peroxide

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (miJU3)

324 You know they tell you to sing Happy Birthday to yourself when you wash your hands to make sure you do it for long enough?

So why is it my doctor would get through roughly "happybir" when he washes his hands before an exam.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (xuiDm)

325 *sits back and basks in the glow of 23 years*

Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (XxJt1)

326 It depends on which ones you're talking about: the uber SJW types are a lost cause, the best you can do is drive a wedge between them and the rest of the dems.

You had me at Hello.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (ISejo)

327 How much is there? For a pretty good sized spot, I never I got it all out. Pulled it up and pitched it.

Maybe I didn't want to work that hard at removing it. Dunno.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (Y4EXg)

It's really a pain if you've got wood floors under the carpet, and it gets all soaked into the wood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)

328 Thar's a whole lot of concern, I say concernin' goin' on!

-Foghorn Leghorn

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2020 12:32 PM (gmo/4)

329 On debates - Trump has been positioning himself not to debate at the mercy of the MSM.

Joe will be willing to debate on MSNBC or whatever with the leftiest moderators, to which Trump will say no.

That will give him cover.

For Trump to turnaround and say okay I will do whatever Joe wants will look like a climbdown.

I don't think Trump is outfoxed though - he'll propose some other venue that Joe will have a hard time turning down.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (9VeU0)

330
Get ready for Nikki Haley.

Trump is dead man walking and is acting like it.
Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:29 PM (YyKWA)


Please go round up the carts, Grocery Man.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (TdMsT)

331 Why would a grocery store guy named Leo come hang around with a bunch of Russian Bots?

I don't get it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (e284m)

332
Suburban women aren't going to vote in higher numbers for Biden than for Hillary.

And the Trump base is going to be even more energized.

The #Demexit thing is not going to happen, but any chance they had at creating energy in the campaign is lost. And Biden is going to spend the next 4 months in hiding, ceding the entire campaign narrative to Trump.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (WafOK)
================================

Wrong.

Biden is doing much better in the suburbs and WWC areas than Hillary did in the 16 primary.

The suburban exodus will only get worse with the horrible economy that's on the way.

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (YyKWA)

333 319 Leo will devolve soon, resorting to shouting out Communist adages.
Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:31 PM (bCLt0)

NOBODY SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN ONE KIND OF TOILET PAPER AND IT SHOULD MAKE YOUR CHEEKS BLEED!

Posted by: Leo Commissary at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

334 no, just take away their immunity from being sued


That too.


I've been looking at our Constitution and still haven't found the part that says, "...except at work..."

Here's another thing: 18 US Code 241. To wit (three wit, even)

If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same;

...TLR = a felony. That law needs to be dusted off and used con mucho gusto against those FANG companies.

Naturally, laws don't apply to them, perhaps PDT can change that, given that they're actively preventing people from exercising their right to free speech.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (HaL55)

335 This is the best primary season EVER.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (YqDXo)

336 Now, if you want to regulate the Tech Companies, I suggest polishing up the Sherman Anti-Trust Act and using it to break them up, and also some enabling legislation, possibly a quasi-governmental takeover, enforcing equal access requirements. But you gotta have control of the House to do anything like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++
Absolutely.

No. New. Laws.

No new laws are needed and any would be a bad idea. Government control of speech is a hole with no bottom and will just make things worse. But each of these companies is a monopoly in its own space (google in search, google in ads, google in online video, facebook in social networking, twitter in microblogging), a near-monopoly in its own space (amazon in cloud, microsoft in cloud, stripe in payments, paypal in payments) and they cartelized for the crossover areas.

They are all in violation of antitrust, and I think that is the way to deal with it. No new laws.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (I2dne)

337 The funny part is, if things had gone the other way, the same trolls would be talking about how Trump had no chance against Bernie.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (BeYX8)

338 Maybe I'll call Harvey Keitel.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (xPl2J)

339 Sanders is going to have a presser, it's either he's going to suspend campaigning or end his bid for the Presidency.


I bet he fold up the tent, he's probably been given the keys to a fourth house so that the one-on-one debate with Biden does not happen on the 15th.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (FVrDO)

340 You're welcome.

Posted by: Orville Redenbacher at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (fRgt5)

341
Meh. They already provided guidance that Durham would come through with his findings in the spring. If we get through April with no action, then it will be as I expected and I will bitch about it then.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

=======

It sure did make its way to the back-back-back burner. Not bad for the biggest political scandal in American history.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (M9ntN)

342 I've been on this since he showed himself in 2016 with his scripted answer to Hillary. "America is tired of your emails". He never wanted to fight her or anyone. He's a good dog. Plays his part. Gets a big voter list for the Establishment DNC to poach.
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (xuiDm)

This time around, one of his supporters wrote about Biden's corruption and Bernie basically disavowed it.

What a loser.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (9hauA)

343 267 What's this about big boobs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 11, 2020 12:24 PM (l4C/z)

You have my full, undivided attention.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

344 281 Will President Trump throw a bone to the Berners?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 11, 2020 12:21 PM (BRpqW)

I would.

There is a huge opportunity for someone to cut immigration to the bone, stop all public benefits for non-citizens, and assign a portion of the money saved to benefits for citizens only.

First party to reach Nationalist Populist wins everything for at least a couple decades.
Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:26 PM (ISejo)

This x a billion.
The Nationalist Populist movement has been boiling since Obama was elected if not before....

Posted by: ok at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (YB5ig)

345 287 Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?
Posted by: Mark1971

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Forget about it.

Blood on the carpet is a badge of honor and a great conversation starter.

Leave it there and throw a cocktail party.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (VDp66)

346 Heh. I'm gonna be 96 when Harvey gets out of jail. I expect to make it that far. I doubt Harvey will.

Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (XxJt1)

347 Speaking of cool YouTube things..."Mr. Beat" is a social studies teacher who has a whole series of pithy rundowns of every presidential election in American history.

They are breezy, entertaining, informative, funny and about as free of political bias as you're going to get.

They are like potato chips...you can't stop after one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (KxVoZ)

348 DNC theme song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQlM59sDJVo

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (y7DUB)

349 329. The debates dates and venues have been set already, by the Federal Commission on Debate (non-binding of course).

The only issue left is who will moderate, not what network they appear on.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (JRaU+)

350 Anyone ever seen leo and cunt drunkula in the same room at the same time? No?

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:34 PM (xuiDm)

351 Now, if you want to regulate the Tech Companies, I suggest polishing up the Sherman Anti-Trust Act and using it to break them up, and also some enabling legislation, possibly a quasi-governmental takeover, enforcing equal access requirements. But you gotta have control of the House to do anything like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++
Absolutely.

No. New. Laws.

No new laws are needed and any would be a bad idea. Government control of speech is a hole with no bottom and will just make things worse. But each of these companies is a monopoly in its own space (google in search, google in ads, google in online video, facebook in social networking, twitter in microblogging), a near-monopoly in its own space (amazon in cloud, microsoft in cloud, stripe in payments, paypal in payments) and they cartelized for the crossover areas.

They are all in violation of antitrust, and I think that is the way to deal with it. No new laws.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March




yes

and

yes

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:35 PM (HALdu)

352 335 This is the best primary season EVER.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (YqDXo)

Yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:35 PM (bCLt0)

353 You know, if Joe doesn't feel up to debating, I think Trump should be sporting and let Hunter take his place.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 11, 2020 12:35 PM (oZ6kz)

354 "Deflation is not a bad thing, but for Markets, Deflation is devastating.
" Servo

if we get some deflation due to lower oil, it is bad for oil markets, but good for others. Lower input cost will help profit margins, not hurt them, for companies that are buying energy, not producing it.


But prices down due to slower economic activity is less good, depending how long the slow down lasts. If it is largely virus fear driven, it might rebound by summer ... markets have been screaming higher for ten years or so ... good time to repatriate some manufacturing ... especially of essential goods.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2020 12:35 PM (Cus5s)

355 Leo May be a Joe Biden sock. Both seem to be on the downhill side of stupid as hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 11, 2020 12:35 PM (tHAoL)

356 The story in Michigan is that they allowed people to register on election day and that caused delays as personel at polling places were drawn off election day duties

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2020 12:35 PM (3aI0K)

357 rat ran in my house this morning

He was trying to get to your computer. I think he posts here as 'No'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 11, 2020 12:35 PM (ykYG2)

358 *Will President Trump throw a bone to the Berners?*

That was Gary Johnson's strategy; he ran as a libertarian socialist to try to sway the Bernie Bots. Didn't work for him.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (BeYX8)

359 There's no daylight between Biden and Bernie's positions.

Trump will make sure America knows.

Love the troll tossing out the turd that they are "voting in droves for Biden"

Yeah. They are fired up

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (vPKfA)

360
I see our latest tedious asshat is still here popping off.

Speaking of "pop", when will "Puddin' Pop" Joe take a swing at someone?

Inside of two weeks is my bet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

361 The funny part is, if things had gone the other way, the same trolls would be talking about how Trump had no chance against Bernie.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (BeYX

The funniest part is Trump has chunks of guys like Biden in his stool.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (xuiDm)

362

Looks like it's gonna be a short night for Trump and Biden as the Sin Enema/Tank Fat Lesbian write-in candidacy sweeps the nation and catapults the Communist Progressive party to control of the White House and Congress.

In related news the Secret Service is requesting the public's help in keeping the hordes of feral cats away from their rallies and public appearances, and the White House housekeeping staff are ordering truckloads of Fabreze and Scat in an effort to contain the same problem. Film at 11!

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (64QSU)

363 Please go round up the carts, Grocery Man.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (TdMsT)


Hey now. Rounding up grocery carts is honest, respectable work.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

364
AFP news agency @AFP
5m
#BREAKING COVID-19 "can be characterized as a pandemic," says WHO chief
*********
which Means Fucking Nothing

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (BqBId)

365 "DemExit" reminds me grammatically of "DeezNuts."

"DNC gonna make dem exit?"

Posted by: m at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (55d/e)

366 But...but... the Bernie Bros promised Milwaukee would BURN if he didn't get the nomination. I wanted to see the fires! You don't mean they're just a mob of posturing wimps, do you? https://tinyurl.com/rypc75h

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (ABuva)

367 If Biden becomes incapacitated before officially nominated, it has to be Bernie, right?

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (l3+k2)

368 I know this can't just be elaborate cover to prevent an investigation of a 'candidate' for President which is obviously meant to destroy American Republican Democracy.

Cuz once Pop Cabbage is their candidate no one will be allowed to look into anything he's been involved in.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (e284m)

369 @Carrasquillo

Bernie Sanders press conference is NOT to announce he is dropping out, according to a source with knowledge.

He is going on to Sunday debate in Arizona, I'm told.

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

370 The FBI is either going to find that blood on your carpet - or simply plant the evidence.

My advice ? Torch the house.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (ISejo)

371 Wow, University of Wisconsin suspending face-to-face instruction for the Spring semester

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (YyKWA)

372 302 I've said it before. I don't get the appeal os shoe on head. I found her too cutesy for my tastes in the few videos I watched and not particularly interesting. I didn't realize guys found her hot/cute, though.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (9hauA)

I just googled her. She looks exactly like Boxxy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

373 IMO, this won't decrease the Dem vote base in November. What it does is hold the Dem votes at the same level they were for Hillary.

Everyone who sat out in 2016 because Bernie didn't get the nomination continues to sit out.

So now we look at the different constituencies. Biden will get the same level of the black female vote that Hillary did. Black males will vote in higher numbers for Trump that in 2016.

Hispanic vote is going to be a wash from 2016.

Blue collar vote is going to be much higher for Trump.

Suburban women aren't going to vote in higher numbers for Biden than for Hillary.

And the Trump base is going to be even more energized.

The #Demexit thing is not going to happen, but any chance they had at creating energy in the campaign is lost. And Biden is going to spend the next 4 months in hiding, ceding the entire campaign narrative to Trump.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

_______________

A good run down.

Trump will be stronger, have way more money, and a more unified base. Also, more people actually know he can win. Last time it was more of a protest vote.

Biden is more likable than Hillary, but truly is in the throws of dementia, so who knows how that washes out.

I just wonder how much of 2016 was Dems thought they had it in the bag and didn't pull all the stops.

Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (6RfEx)

374 I would never vote for any of these Democrats. But the DNC is deliberately screwing Bernie, just like they did last time.

I feel sorry for his supporters, they have been turned into dupes. But I don't feel sorry for Bernie. He seem to fall in line whenever they tell him to.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (VpIIl)

375 335 This is the best primary season EVER.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (YqDXo)

Even if we don't get Riots in Milwaukee?

Posted by: Allie at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (UnA8+)

376 The Wuhan Plague is spread though Twitter! It's spread through twitter!!

Posted by: World Health Oopsies at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (zp0ag)

377 Every troll comment enriches my chakra because I know these dummies are going to be literally shaking and literally crying in mommy's vag on Election Night while we have Party of the Century Part Deux.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (xuiDm)

378 Trump's a dead man walking? LOL That belies the hundreds of thousands that came out and voted for him in record numbers in MI...when they didn't even have to.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (JoUsr)

379 367
If Biden becomes incapacitated before officially nominated, it has to be Bernie, right?


Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (l3+k2)
Not sure how - that kinda works the same way it would if Trump were impeached and Hillary became President.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (e284m)

380 Another trending hashtag.

The hashtag #WriteInBernie is trending nationally after Joe Biden's big wins last night in Mississippi, Michigan, Missouri and North Dakota:

https://bit.ly/2W3vZUE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)

381 Jordan61 : she did a 'parody' clip of Boxxy once.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (ykYG2)

382 Leo May be a Joe Biden sock. Both seem to be on the downhill side of stupid as hell.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 11, 2020 12:35 PM (tHAoL)
+++++++++++
No way. Leo is way more coherent than Biden. Raimondo is more coherent than Biden.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (I2dne)

383 If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same;

...TLR = a felony. That law needs to be dusted off and used con mucho gusto against those FANG companies.

Naturally, laws don't apply to them, perhaps PDT can change that, given that they're actively preventing people from exercising their right to free speech."

This is part of the dilemma I was referencing earlier - if you are going to apply this language literally, how do you stop Ace and all the CoBloggers from being arrested every time they ban a troll on this site? Because that would technically be conspiring to deprive the troll of his freedom of speech.

That's why this law is a dead letter except in extreme cases.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)

384 360
I see our latest tedious asshat is still here popping off.

Speaking of "pop", when will "Puddin' Pop" Joe take a swing at someone?

Inside of two weeks is my bet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

Somebody needs to call themselves CornPop and ask Joe about AR-13s. They might get a weak bop on the head but it'll be worth it.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

385 I don't know all the details of the Weinstein case, but I do know that he did not invent the casting couch. I hope his lawyer will file an appeal.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (55d/e)

386 Yeah I've never been under any illusions about shoeonhead. I was just stating that it is sad she is such a dumb commie.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 11, 2020 12:28 PM (G2zl5)

She is pleasant to look at. With he sound muted is always an option.
Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020


*
*

I just tried that on her YouTube channel. Good call.

Posted by: Zombie Calvin Coolidge at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (Ejm1K)

387 What dipshit actually convinced the astroturfers that the "Greg" style troll was actually effective and should be duplicated.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (G2zl5)

388 A story:


My new oral irrigator arrived today. It was a replacement for one that had quit pumping water.

In the box with it was a card saying "If you have trouble, just call us." Thinking they might be able to help with the old unit, which was making all the right sounds but not spitting out any water, I called the company. The nice man who answered the phone listened to my tale and then asked, "Did you turn it on at the handle?"

Do I need to continue?

Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (XxJt1)

389 A good run down.

Trump will be stronger, have way more money, and a more unified base. Also, more people actually know he can win. Last time it was more of a protest vote.

Biden is more likable than Hillary, but truly is in the throws of dementia, so who knows how that washes out.

I just wonder how much of 2016 was Dems thought they had it in the bag and didn't pull all the stops.
Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (6RfEx)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Trump will be stronger with a weak economy while running vs a much tougher opponent than Hillary?!?!

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (YyKWA)

390 It's really a pain if you've got wood floors under the carpet, and it gets all soaked into the wood.
Posted by: Tom Servo

---

Exactly. I had to refinish the maple flooring underneath.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (Y4EXg)

391 375 335 This is the best primary season EVER.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (YqDXo)

Even if we don't get Riots in Milwaukee?
Posted by: Allie at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (UnA8+)

Aw, c'mon, allie!! Storming the Winter Palace is lit!!

Posted by: tubal at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (bCLt0)

392 Since the DNC is months away I would imagine the Democrats have time to woo the angry Bernie bros into voting for Biden or whoever takes his place after he strokes out. . .

There are some core crazies who can't be soothed, but even AOC has already signaled she'll vote for whoever is on the ticket.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (bDqIh)

393 Bernie Sanders press conference is NOT to announce he is dropping out, according to a source with knowledge.

He is going on to Sunday debate in Arizona, I'm told.
Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

I'll believe it when I see it. Maybe they didn't like the backlash. Either way he will fall in line well before the Convention.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (xuiDm)

394 "Suburban women aren't going to vote in higher numbers for Biden than for Hillary."

LMFAO. I'll believe that when I see it. Suburban women have largely been buying the entire SJW, burn down the republic and stomp on the Constitution agenda.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (VpIIl)

395 >>The FBI is either going to find that blood on your carpet - or simply plant the evidence.

>>My advice ? Torch the house.


Bad Advice.

First you need to find a Hobo and take all of his teeth out...

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (ataph)

396 OT - I didn't really get to engage the shit-poster yankeefifth last nite about his assertion that Italy is a 3rd world country. At one time Italy had the fifth or sixth biggest world economy, measured by GDP. I knew the ranking had slipped, but it still is in the top ten at numero otto.

So much for the little agitator who I predict will soon, once again - get voted off the island.

Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (DJFLF)

397 iirc Barr did a good speech on the anti-trust thing, and the dominance of a few tech vultures. He seems uniquely qualified ... has a lot of background ... but what action is actually forthcoming? I have no idea ... tick tock.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (Cus5s)

398

Those assholes are projecting harder than a Drive-In theatre.

They always do...


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (TRIN8)

399 372 302 I've said it before. I don't get the appeal os shoe on head. I found her too cutesy for my tastes in the few videos I watched and not particularly interesting. I didn't realize guys found her hot/cute, though.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (9hauA)

I just googled her. She looks exactly like Boxxy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

I'm really not a fan of "Use makeup to make your eyes look FREAKING HUGE" thing that they do.

Posted by: Allie at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (UnA8+)

400 363 Please go round up the carts, Grocery Man.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (TdMsT)


Hey now. Rounding up grocery carts is honest, respectable work.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

Did that for awhile as a second job. Incredible exercise. You don't realize how big those parking lots are until you have to push a line of metal objects through them.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

401 you know, everybody is freaking about covid19, however the important thing to remember is that even though it means that kissing and hand holding are verboten surprise anal is not a transmission vector.

the more you know

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:40 PM (HALdu)

402
Bernie should hold out for one debate with Biden, THEN suspend.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 11, 2020 12:40 PM (M9ntN)

403 *Will President Trump throw a bone to the Berners?*

That was Gary Johnson's strategy; he ran as a libertarian socialist to try to sway the Bernie Bots. Didn't work for him.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


"BernieBros, vote for me. At least I won't fuck you."
-President Donald J Trump

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2020 12:40 PM (sVGvG)

404 The FBI is either going to find that blood on your carpet - or simply plant the evidence.



My advice ? Torch the house.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (ISejo)

The heck with the blood; shines black light, just look at all the semen!
-FBI

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2020 12:40 PM (gmo/4)

405 Trump will be stronger with a weak economy while running vs a much tougher opponent than Hillary?!?!
Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (YyKWA)

It's amazing how every word you just said was wrong.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 11, 2020 12:40 PM (KUaJL)

406 >>The nice man who answered the phone listened to my tale and then asked, "Did you turn it on at the handle?"


Idiot. He should have asked you if it was plugged in, first.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:40 PM (ataph)

407 "Wrong.

Biden is doing much better in the suburbs and WWC areas than Hillary did in the 16 primary.

The suburban exodus will only get worse with the horrible economy that's on the way."

LOL

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (WafOK)

408 Speaking of "pop", when will "Puddin' Pop" Joe take a swing at someone?



Inside of two weeks is my bet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (pNxlR)

You know, he better be as fast on his feet as he thinks he is. He takes a swing at someone who knows how to fight and he's goin down before his 'guards' can stop it.


Damn, that's gonna make some great footage.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (e284m)

409 iirc Barr did a good speech on the anti-trust thing, and the dominance of a few tech vultures. He seems uniquely qualified ... has a lot of background ... but what action is actually forthcoming? I have no idea ... tick tock.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (Cus5s)
++++++++++++
They'll get around to it right after they deal with the coup plotters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (I2dne)

410 lol. Bernie will drop out. They've convinced him that Old Joe can't go through one more debate where he has to actually stand up in front of an audience. They don't want their feeble nominee damaged anymore. IT will probably be a Gaffeorama.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (VpIIl)

411 Trump will be stronger with a weak economy while running vs a much tougher opponent than Hillary?!?!

Clinton didn't bother going to Wisconsin.

Biden doesn't even know where Wisconsin IS.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (C+We0)

412 When Sheriff Joe gets elected there is going to be a run on AR-12.75 s like weve never witnessed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (tHAoL)

413 Trump will be stronger with a weak economy while running vs a much tougher opponent than Hillary?!?!
Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (YyKWA)
-----

You mean much tougher than "the most qualified candidate ever"? Wow!

Make sure you drink a lot of gatorade on Election day. I will bathe in your tears. You gormless fop.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (xuiDm)

414 I'm really not a fan of "Use makeup to make your eyes look FREAKING HUGE" thing that they do.
Posted by: Allie at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (UnA8+)

Neither am I but we are not their target audience for the makeup , lol.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (9hauA)

415 405 Trump will be stronger with a weak economy while running vs a much tougher opponent than Hillary?!?!
Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (YyKWA)

It's amazing how every word you just said was wrong.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 11, 2020 12:40 PM (KUaJL)

He's a lot like Rey, except not English and kinda pretty in a bland sort of way.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (RD7QR)

416 367 If Biden becomes incapacitated before officially nominated, it has to be Bernie, right?
Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (l3+k2)

Who would determine that he's incapacitated? I don't know. Looks incapacitated to me, now--I am not a doctor, and I am not his doctor.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (55d/e)

417 Barr is good at speeches. So was Marco Rubio.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (xuiDm)

418 Bad Advice.

First you need to find a Hobo and take all of his teeth out...

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (ataph)


You have my attention. Please continue.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (ISejo)

419 You know they tell you to sing Happy Birthday to yourself when you wash your hands to make sure you do it for long enough?

___________



Wait, all these years I've been singing Freebird when I didn't have to? Can one sue one's parents?

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (VF9SE)

420 That was Gary Johnson's strategy; he ran as a libertarian socialist to try to sway the Bernie Bots. Didn't work for him.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

----

Libertarian socialist: part of the "anarchists for big government" movement.

Gary "Force them to bake the cake" Johnson is seriously retarded.

Haven't heard of him since the last election. He's probably had his head stuck in a wrought-iron fence for the past four years.

Fucking idiot.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (VDp66)

421 Yeee ha! Gotta love the chaos!

And.. did I not tell you guys all along it was gonna be Joe? Just because the others were so eff'n bad?

Now they are stuck with this bumbling old man with dementia.. and the Bernie Bros are fuming.

^tugs at collar^

I tell ya.. I get no respect around here..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (so+oy)

422 >>while running vs a much tougher opponent than Hillary?!?


I think Hillary and Biden are tied for numbers of National Elections Lost.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (ataph)

423 A story:


My new oral irrigator arrived today. It was a replacement for one that had quit pumping water.

In the box with it was a card saying "If you have trouble, just call us." Thinking they might be able to help with the old unit, which was making all the right sounds but not spitting out any water, I called the company. The nice man who answered the phone listened to my tale and then asked, "Did you turn it on at the handle?"

Do I need to continue?
Posted by: creeper at March




huh.

How is this going to go when the thread bets bored?

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (HALdu)

424 LOLGF

OTOH, that Beth person might be cute... hard to tell with a tiny picture...

Posted by: RobM1981 at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (RLzUu)

425 Trump will be stronger with a weak economy while running vs a much tougher opponent than Hillary?!?!
Posted by: Leo Gorcery

_____________

Trump will be WAY stronger than he was in 2016. No doubt. Half the elected Republican were disavowing him, donors had shut down, and most thought he was a lost cause. Also, Access Hollywood shock. All of that's gone this time.



Most people are going to blame China and globalism for the Whuhan flu, not Trump. Our economy was booming before that. Also, it's going to pass.

I know youre a troll, I am a Trump supporter but just one that's pessimistic.

Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (6RfEx)

426 Anybody know the best way to get blood off the carpet?

Uhm, Leo Grocery's face?

Posted by: MaDuece at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (0dmP2)

427 Joe's "tougher than Hillary?" The guy who can't string 3 sentences together without sounding like a complete imbecile? That Joe? If you say so, Skippy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (JoUsr)

428 I don't think there is much crossover appeal from Bernie to Trump other than oh the establishment hates you? I feel your pain.



Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (9VeU0)

429 The nice man who answered the phone listened to my tale and then asked, "Did you turn it on at the handle?"

Do I need to continue?
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (XxJt1)

In his defense, 50% of the time he asks that question, the answer is "ummmm.... no."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

430 367. I would imagine they would still hold the convention vote, and if Biden is unable to tend to his duties, they would move on to a second ballot, with super delegates and no one being bound to primary results. A recipe for hell breaking loose, but they would already have the fix in for whomever...probably his VP nominee.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (JRaU+)

431 You know they tell you to sing Happy Birthday to yourself when you wash your hands to make sure you do it for long enough?

___________



Wait, all these years I've been singing Freebird when I didn't have to? Can one sue one's parents?

Posted by: ShainS

---

I've been singing the entire "Tales from Topographic Oceans!"

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (VDp66)

432 rat ran in my house this morning

-
Deserting Burnie's sinking campaign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)

433 Bad Advice.

First you need to find a Hobo and take all of his teeth out...

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (ataph)

You have my attention. Please continue.
Posted by: Always Watching at March




Then, after you skin him, choke him out

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (HALdu)

434 Not enough popcorn nor TP.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (/ohJ0)

435 Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (YyKWA)

Leo has great expectations.

Posted by: Joe Gargery at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (aS1PU)

436 417
Barr is good at speeches. So was Marco Rubio.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:42 PM (xuiDm)

________


You know who else ...

/obligatory

Posted by: ShainS at March 11, 2020 12:44 PM (VF9SE)

437 Obama and Biden had to put illegal alien kids in cages, because Obama and Biden's border policies rewarded cartels and other criminals in the human smuggling trades for crossing the border with kids. And the criminals didn't care whose kids they were, they just needed kids. So they bought them, borrowed them, kidnapped them, whatever it took, so they could cross the border with them and use them as their "get out of deportation free" card.

Want to keep kids out of cages? Then stop supporting the f*cking stupid policies that reward illegal aliens who cross the border with kids!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 11, 2020 12:44 PM (k4dH2)

438 Honestly did not know David French has an alternate twitter account in the name of "Yvette Nicole Brown", though I guess I can't say I'm surprised.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 11, 2020 12:44 PM (NVYyb)

439 >>You know they tell you to sing Happy Birthday to yourself when you wash your hands to make sure you do it for long enough?


To yourself?

I sing it out loud...and there's a 4 minute section, just after the bridge, where I Skat the solo.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:44 PM (ataph)

440 Someone better check to see if Leo Grocery is a member of the Cart Collectors Union before you send him out to do that.
Otherwise they'll file a grievance against Ace.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:45 PM (e284m)

441 414 Neither am I but we are not their target audience for the makeup , lol.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020 12:41 PM (9hauA)

Thing is, a lot of those Youtubers and Streamers are about to find their economic prospects wrecked by men with motion-rigged 3D avatars and voice-changer apps.

Posted by: Allie at March 11, 2020 12:45 PM (UnA8+)

442 I liked Alberta Oil Peon's name for him: B.O. Sorcery.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2020 12:45 PM (WI7YS)

443 The rescue badger and beaver in the sidebar are cute.

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:45 PM (HALdu)

444
Prejudiced social media:

1. Common carrier.

2. Previous law.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 11, 2020 12:45 PM (Oamcv)

445 In the box with it was a card saying "If you have trouble, just call us." Thinking they might be able to help with the old unit, which was making all the right sounds but not spitting out any water, I called the company. The nice man who answered the phone listened to my tale and then asked, "Did you turn it on at the handle?"

Do I need to continue?
Posted by: creeper at March


Well, umm, did you turn it on at the handle?

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:45 PM (9VeU0)

446 In his defense, 50% of the time he asks that question, the answer is "ummmm.... no."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (Kpl3J)

Heh. On The IT Crowd, they had a machine set up to answer the phone that would say, "IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?" If the caller said yes, the machine would say, "are you absolutely sure it's plugged in?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (Ez6QX)

447 I just googled her. She looks exactly like Boxxy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

That's who I thought she was first time I saw her.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

448 Dr. Pavlov would be proud of these Blue Check Mark Dogs.

"Everybody's a bot!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (8ak18)

449 I would say given his apparent mental state, I'm not convinced Biden even knows he's running.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (C+We0)

450 Get ready for Nikki Haley.

Uh, oh, gonna be an early night for Nikki.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (dNzKv)

451 435 Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (YyKWA)

Leo has great expectations.
Posted by: Joe Gargery at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (aS1PU)

He needs to get back to mopping up the pickle spill on aisle 7.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

452 Lmfao this is awesome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (XiCUU)

453
Who's a good dog?
Yeah, Bernie is!
Bernie's a good dog!

** Bernie wags his mangey commie tail **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (pNxlR)

454 The heck with the blood; shines black light, just look at all the semen!
-FBI
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2020 12:40 PM (gmo/4)

this has got to be posted every time that topic comes up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKhTqePNrPs

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)

455 http://bit.ly/2IEdNJo
********
Iowa Poll: Iowans lean toward Republicans for Congress in early 2020 polling

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (BqBId)

456 So much for the little agitator who I predict will soon, once again - get voted off the island.
Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2020 12:39 PM (DJFLF)

You need to get a hobby.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (miJU3)

457 Rush is going into meltdown, saying even friends of his now falling victim to panic.

He says the economy will be in shambles due to all the local govts cancelling all these big events.

Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (YyKWA)

458 Dow had a little rally to -830 but now its down -1200 again.

Yeesh.

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (9VeU0)

459 In the box with it was a card saying "If you have trouble, just call us." Thinking they might be able to help with the old unit, which was making all the right sounds but not spitting out any water, I called the company. The nice man who answered the phone listened to my tale and then asked, "Did you turn it on at the handle?"

So, I turned the handle and a genie appeared and granted me three wishes...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (KxVoZ)

460 Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (YyKWA)

Lolwut.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (XiCUU)

461 457. Rush only goes into meltdown when someone badmouth's Apple.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (JRaU+)

462 This is part of the dilemma I was referencing earlier - if you are going to apply this language literally, how do you stop Ace and all the CoBloggers from being arrested every time they ban a troll on this site? Because that would technically be conspiring to deprive the troll of his freedom of speech.

That's why this law is a dead letter except in extreme cases.



Ace is just one person. I'd think that one cob-logger could be able to ban a troll with no trouble. That law says "...two or more persons..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (HaL55)

463 439 >>You know they tell you to sing Happy Birthday to yourself when you wash your hands to make sure you do it for long enough?


To yourself?

I sing it out loud...and there's a 4 minute section, just after the bridge, where I Skat the solo.
Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:44 PM (ataph)

Happity-bappity skiddly-diddly bee bop bee bop biddly-biddly bop de bop birthday to you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

464 Leo is also over 50 because who is heck else would know who Leo Gorcy is except for older people?. Perhaps he was downsized from his last position and this was the work he found.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (WI7YS)

465 Do these shiny objects make my tentacles look big?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's lady friend at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (COzlW)

466 Most people are going to blame China and globalism for the Whuhan flu, not Trump. Our economy was booming before that. Also, it's going to pass.

Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:43 PM (6RfEx)


Probably. Doesn't hurt either that, if its all behind us by August, Trump ain't too proud to spend the next three months talking about how great America did getting over it all - even though those damn Democrats tried to screw it all up.

Per usual, events will drive this election. If only we knew what those events would be.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (ISejo)

467 There is a newish Mercedes commercial with doggies.

Two of the dogs are named Tank and Bernie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (8ak18)

468 @TeamTrump 1 minute ago

THREAD on #SuperTuesday2

President @realDonaldTrump continued to post MORE historic results last night, highlighting the enthusiasm and unprecedented support for FOUR MORE YEARS!

Here are just some "Fast Facts" on the president's performance last night:

(Goes through each state in this thread

https://tinyurl.com/u5vgx93

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (cF8AT)

469 Hey Leo you are welcome to stay for the year long celebration. It's a welcome contrast to see such a low IQ individual struggle to maintain his mental balance in the face of glaring odds like this.

I mean... hitching your rickety wagon to a guy whose brain is only missing Bill Cosby and a spoon makes for seriously wacky entertainment.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (xuiDm)

470
Whoa, Rush is hot under the collar today.

He isn't making any specific claims, but said the 5,000 point drop in the market and PROGDA and mostly politicians in Leftie cities and states are treating this mild virus to 99%+ of the population.

Turn on any TV, and they sound like if you leave your home, you will probably die.

Leftie politicians are eliminating the ability for groups to meet in public.

..and were did this all come from?

CHINA!!

Who has President Trump been telling us the country that does not have our back, no matter what his senile opponent says?

CHINA!!


I have been harping that unless you are an old person with bad lungs or circulation, or a person with Chinese genes, this is more like a common cold. And it has been circulating on the West Coast of the US for at least 3 months before anyone knew what was happening. Tens of thousands - no, make that hundreds of thousands of those who were in the Wuhan area of China spread this virus to an unsuspecting American public.

And the result? Excepted as above, essentially nothing. Nothing.

And corona virus has been around for years, this is just the newest strain. Look at last year's Kirkland brand of disinfectent wipes, they say they kill corona virus. Moron Westminster dogshow pointed that out earlier.

Now the Democrats are making it a political issue, telling everyone Trump is mis-managing this.



Yeah, I am with Rush on this.

Novel Corona virus - the latest version, which continues to change as any virus does, will be changing forever, giving Democrats and PROGDA nearly unlimited reason to keep the FEAR campaign going until the November election, no matter how badly they destroy the economy by lying.

You know the story - NO crisis should go to waste!

Corona virus is the latest, and possibly the best example of making one up to tank Trump.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (sy5kK)

471 >>Happity-bappity skiddly-diddly bee bop bee bop biddly-biddly bop de bop birthday to you!


It's not my Birthday, but thank you.

I sing it for Sefton.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (ataph)

472 450 Get ready for Nikki Haley.

Uh, oh, gonna be an early night for Nikki.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2020 12:46 PM (dNzKv)

Sacred honor compels me...

Posted by: Will Folks at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (NWiLs)

473 375 335 This is the best primary season EVER.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 12:33 PM (YqDXo)

Even if we don't get Riots in Milwaukee?
Posted by: Allie at March 11, 2020 12:37 PM (UnA8+)


Yep, but be of good cheer. We'll get the riots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (YqDXo)

474 Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (YyKWA)
***********
Good Lord this troll has Retarded Lapped by 20 Laps

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (BqBId)

475 458 Dow had a little rally to -830 but now its down -1200 again.

Yeesh.
Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (9VeU0)

It's not just the virus - the UAE announcing that they will also pump oil wide open is a Big F'n Deal. This is chaos for the financial markets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)

476 I'm really not a fan of "Use makeup to make your eyes look FREAKING HUGE" thing that they do.

See every Disney animated heroine for the last 10 years. They all look like they have a short chromosome...

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (64QSU)

477 I do enjoy when the trolls show up with unsubstantiated "facts" about voting patterns formulated on tiny data samples that are irrelevant to the general election.

Back in 2016 the talking points were how hispanics were going to overwhelmingly vote against Trump. Didn't happen.

I know is is just a stupid troll spouting the daily talking points sent to it to drop one web sites. But it is still amusing how quickly it will respond in righteous anger over the trend lines showing the Trump is gaining support in demos that Hillary won in 2016.

So anyway, enjoy your rant.

But I'm not wrong. I'm pretty good in a couple of areas, and this is one of them. If the election were today, Trump would win handily. The demographics are all trending his way.

Will that remain the case? We will see. But you are all putting a lot of hope on an economic disaster that requires a pandemic continue into November. I'd rather be in our shoes than yours.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (WafOK)

478 "Everybody's a bot!"

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OMG! TERMINATOR IS REAL!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

479 Somebody tell our happy fun troll that Nikki Haley isn't running. I don't think he knows. Otherwise, I'll have to conclude he's not very bright.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2020 12:50 PM (JoUsr)

480 I've said it before. I don't get the appeal os shoe on head. I found her too cutesy for my tastes in the few videos I watched and not particularly interesting. I didn't realize guys found her hot/cute, though.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 11, 2020


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In am image search, I see she is indeed cute. Can't tell about the "hot" dimension, as all I've found is head-and-shoulders shots.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2020 12:50 PM (Ejm1K)

481 Sleepy Joe and the Alzheimers could be a good band name.

As in, I saw Sleepy Joe and the Alzheimers forget to open for Huey Lewis and the News at the Cow Palace in '86.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 11, 2020 12:50 PM (UKsrg)

482 With 99% reporting in Michigan, @realDonaldTrump has 637,000+ votes, absolutely crushing previous Republican and Democrat incumbents... By comparison Obama had 174k votes in 2012.

Please note that Obama beat Trump 174k to 0 in Michigan in 2012, so Biden will easily get 150 million votes this fall.

Posted by: Concerned Grocery Packing Engineer at March 11, 2020 12:50 PM (nIvDu)

483 464
Leo is also over 50 because who is heck else would know who Leo Gorcy is
except for older people?. Perhaps he was downsized from his last
position and this was the work he found.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (WI7YS)
Damn boomers! why don't we die and stop taking away good jobs for Millennials!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2020 12:50 PM (e284m)

484 Tanned, Rested and Ready! Come all you disaffected voters to Anerica's unity ticket!

Boneless Pork Rectum/Bernie 2020!

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at March 11, 2020 12:50 PM (NVYyb)

485 Ah Leo, you were doing pretty well until you decided to make up shit about something readily verifiable.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

486 Zod is not a Russian.

Posted by: Zod at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (qXNVo)

487 OMG! TERMINATOR IS REAL!!!

Or a Cylon Toaster

"everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (8ak18)

488 304 Now, if you want to regulate the Tech Companies, I suggest polishing up the Sherman Anti-Trust Act and using it to break them up, and also some enabling legislation, possibly a quasi-governmental takeover, enforcing equal access requirements. But you gotta have control of the House to do anything like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Yup, make it a GOP campaign issue.

How do the Dems fight against Free Speech?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (NgKpN)

489 Back to the Bowery!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (aKsyK)

490 In the future, everyone will be a Russian bot for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

491 486 Zod is not a Russian.
Posted by: Zod at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (qXNVo)

That's exactly what a Russian would say!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (KUaJL)

492 457 Rush is going into meltdown, saying even friends of his now falling victim to panic.

He says the economy will be in shambles due to all the local govts cancelling all these big events.
Posted by: Leo Gorcery at March 11, 2020 12:47 PM (YyKWA)


So, Leo Gorcery (sic)? What I need to know is when do I light my hair on fire?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 11, 2020 12:52 PM (sI15f)

493 You know they tell you to sing Happy Birthday to yourself when you wash your hands to make sure you do it for long enough?

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I sing If You Think I'm Sexy and You Want My Body.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)

494 Do any of the people claiming Russia Russia Russia bot ever provide proof or nah?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 11, 2020 12:52 PM (mf5HN)

495 All the people who survived gun violins are Russian bots? Is that like zombies? I'm confused; can someone help me?

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 11, 2020 12:52 PM (NVYyb)

496 491 486 Zod is not a Russian.
Posted by: Zod at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (qXNVo)

That's exactly what a Russian would say!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (KUaJL)

That's some deep cover KGB spycraft shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:52 PM (NWiLs)

497 >>491
486 Zod is not a Russian.

Posted by: Zod at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (qXNVo)



That's exactly what a Russian would say! Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (KUaJL)

Zod is a Russian.

Posted by: Zod at March 11, 2020 12:52 PM (qXNVo)

498 486 Zod is not a Russian.
Posted by: Zod at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (qXNVo)


Not denying that you are a bot, though

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:52 PM (9VeU0)

499 How do you run someone for POTUS when he can't be allowed in public? Do Dems really think the electorate is that stupid?

Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (XxJt1)

500 >>"everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger."


LETTER FROM HIRO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5cgXk-tXTo

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (ataph)

501 Joey Bidet is the Golden Geezer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (8ak18)

502 I got called a Russian bot and all I got was Trump elected

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (XiCUU)

503 55% of Biden's voters are over 50 years old.

I wonder if some older Democrats are voting for him, despite his obvious impairment, because they don't like the thought of their own cognitive impairment limiting their life or possibly they bristle at having their mental capacity questioned.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (9t0Zz)

504 Ace is just one person. I'd think that one cob-logger could be able to ban a troll with no trouble. That law says "...two or more persons..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (HaL55)

So what you're saying is that if YouTube just takes care to appoint a single person to do any banning, and he does all of it without talking to anyone else in the company, there will be no violation of any laws, and they can do whatever they want.

I know, I'm just putting this out there to show that there is no "fix" for this under current law that would work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)

505 486 Zod is not a Russian.
Posted by: Zod at March 11, 2020 12:51 PM (qXNVo)

I always imagine Zod as riding with his horde into Russia and standing on the mound of skulls as the local princes gave gold and obeisance.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

506 23, 690 dow was previous low ... close to 20% correction. We might bounce there, but imo, the real slow down from coronavirus have not shown up yet, and imo we are in a bubble propped up by historical easy money (QE/ZIRP ...NIRP is next, and more QE).


not sure what charts show for another longer term support, I'd guess 22000 maybe ... I hope for easy money and stimulus to prop us up through the election after a month or so "correction". But the real debt and monetary problems are pretty deep ... reset in 2nd term ... or we go to CryptoDollar ... socialism by proxy of monetary policy. Trump likes the easy money ... real estate guy sees it as all good I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (Cus5s)

507 Do I need to continue?
Posted by: creeper at March 11, 2020 12:38 PM (XxJt1)
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Wife was convinced the downstairs windows were leaking air. We were under warranty so she made an appointment, I wfh that day. Guy came out, pushed them closed and re-locked.

They did some stupid shit too during construction so we called it even.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (Xvo1a)

508 Happity-bappity skiddly-diddly bee bop bee bop biddly-biddly bop de bop birthday to you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

Either that is Porky Pig, or it's Gene Wilder trying to make the train in SilverStreak

Posted by: An Associate at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (q1Pj5)

509 It sucks that Bernie is being screwed, but removing Trump from office is the most important action in the tainted history of this nation.

Posted by: No at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (yMqUZ)

510 you no nooders!

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (9VeU0)

511 I didn't really get to engage the shit-poster yankeefifth last nite about his assertion that Italy is a 3rd world country. At one time Italy had the fifth or sixth biggest world economy, measured by GDP. I knew the ranking had slipped, but it still is in the top ten at numero otto.

So much for the little agitator who I predict will soon, once again - get voted off the island.
Posted by: kallisto at March




you thought about that all night and then had to come back here to restart the Italy thing?

the best thing you could come up with is that at some time Italy had the 5th or 6th biggest economy? did you forget the roman empire thing?

Why do you have any interest in what anybody thinks about Italy or what world they are?

you know there is lots of room in here but it is kind of dark and dingy so even though it is rent free, I am not going to stay in your head.

Posted by: not so at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (HALdu)

512

Remember the Chicago riots in '68? The police were accused of acting like gorillas? And then digital enhancement showed they really WERE gorillas, Daley had cleaned out the zoo!

Can't wait...

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (64QSU)

513 I just googled her. She looks exactly like Boxxy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

That's who I thought she was first time I saw her.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 11, 2020


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Boxxy has more "regular" features. Shoeonhead has more of a teardrop face.

Both very cute and pretty, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (Ejm1K)

514 >>Not denying that you are a bot, though Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2020 12:52 PM (9VeU0)

(looks at blaster's soul through his eyes. For fifteen seconds).
Zod is not a Russian.

Posted by: Zod at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (qXNVo)

515 Someone mentioned a class action lawsuit against the msm hyping the panic on the wuhan dooms day... was this true? I havent seen anything on this yet.

Posted by: Pliney at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (nzKWW)

516 No is here. Time to shut it down. Gonna be an early night.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (XiCUU)

517 If you really want to sing while washing your hands you can't beat THIS!

(Belt it out at top volume!)

"Don't let me stop your great self-destruction!
Die if you want to, you misguided martyr!
I wash my hands of your demolition!
Die if you want to, you innocent puppet!"

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2020 12:55 PM (VDp66)

518 LETTER FROM HIRO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5cgXk-tXTo
Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2020 12:53 PM (ataph)

Blast from the Past! I had forgotten that I owned that album a Long, Long, Time ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2020 12:55 PM (Kpl3J)

519 This Zod fellow is a damn chameleon. The man could be anyone.

Hell - I could be Zod and I wouldn't even know it.

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:55 PM (ISejo)

520 where will the bucks play next season? bern it down, asshats.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 11, 2020 12:56 PM (KP5rU)

521 493 You know they tell you to sing Happy Birthday to yourself when you wash your hands to make sure you do it for long enough?

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I sing "I'm too sexy".

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020 12:56 PM (Y4EXg)

522 Twitter is like a giant litter box full of feral cats shitting all over the place and they can't bury these nuggets fast enough.

Posted by: Fritz at March 11, 2020 12:56 PM (2Mnv1)

523
Adrian Carrasquillo @Carrasquillo
37m
Bernie Sanders press conference is NOT to announce he is dropping out, according to a source with knowledge.

He is going on to Sunday debate in Arizona, I'm told.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 11, 2020 12:56 PM (BqBId)

524 It sucks that Bernie is being screwed, but removing Trump from office is the most important action in the tainted history of this nation.
Posted by: No at March 11, 2020 12:54 PM (yMqUZ)

You'll enjoy doing that in 2025.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2020 12:56 PM (xuiDm)

525 Dave in Fla ,


I like your analysis, keep posting. Always a smart take. I've been an on and off lurker.

I'm right now in a more pessimistic mood, but I still think this is a winnable election for Trump.

I just think it can't all be about Biden being senile, that's not going to be enough.

I also think we can argue all we want about "over reacting" to the Wuhan flu, but the average American right now is panicked. Trump needs to look like this is the biggest deal on the planet. Shut the border down for a few weeks.

Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:57 PM (6RfEx)

526

Leo Gorcery is the mastermind behind PROGDA and sends out special Batman-like signals so they know what #OrangeManBad story to cluster on for the day.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 11, 2020 12:57 PM (sy5kK)

527 You know they tell you to sing Happy Birthday to yourself when you wash your hands to make sure you do it for long enough?

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I sing "I'm too sexy".
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2020


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Do all the verses to "American Pie" by Don Maclean. Your hands will look like prunes with fingers attached, but they'll be clean!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2020 12:57 PM (Ejm1K)

528 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 11, 2020 12:58 PM (aS1PU)

529 You know the story - NO crisis should go to waste!

Corona virus is the latest, and possibly the best example of making one up to tank Trump.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 11, 2020 12:49 PM (sy5kK)

This is more clear to me every day. It's the perpetual, renewable-resource crisis. And it doesn't require anything from the collective intellect at all (unlike the Russia hoax or anything else they've tried). Just pure fear and emotion. They can slow-motion sabotage the economy on multiple fronts under cover of public safety.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 11, 2020 12:58 PM (H8QX8)

530 Sooooo.

Which one of you scamps is a quantum mechanics prof at Berkley?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/361041/

Also I call dibs on being the snarky side kick to his Super Villainy

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 11, 2020 12:59 PM (mf5HN)

531 Noodus More Bernie

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2020 12:59 PM (Ejm1K)

532 Trump needs to look like this is the biggest deal on the planet. Shut the border down for a few weeks.
Posted by: Raven at March 11, 2020 12:57 PM (6RfEx)


If I were emperor, I'd use this virus - or any other pretext - to hammer that exact same point.

l want to keep you safe from these evil germs - but the Democrats don't give a damn. Shame !

Posted by: Always Watching at March 11, 2020 12:59 PM (ISejo)

533 Bernie Sanders press conference is NOT to announce he is dropping out, according to a source with knowledge.

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A call for cleansing fire?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2020 12:59 PM (+y/Ru)

534 So what you're saying is that if YouTube just takes care to appoint a single person to do any banning, and he does all of it without talking to anyone else in the company, there will be no violation of any laws, and they can do whatever they want.

I know, I'm just putting this out there to show that there is no "fix" for this under current law that would work.


I grok you totally. This is a good forum to hash this stuff out on.

But I'd think that if Ace is the sole proprietor of this here blog, he's be immune from that law.

Naturally, all this is moot since there's now a two-tiered justice system and we're all in the lower tier. FANG donates too much money and owns too many congresscretins for us to every expect the right thing to get done. Hell, TFG met with those people on a pretty regular basis every few weeks or so. The FANGs are all radical leftard Progs.

I'm past the point about which law does it, but they need to be reigned in, like yesterday. They're doing their best to crush conservatism and swing elections and they have no business doing that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 11, 2020 01:01 PM (HaL55)

535 I wonder who's groceries these are.

Posted by: wonder curious / at March 11, 2020 01:02 PM (BrfST)

536 "sport"
Charlie Sykes is a pussy.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 11, 2020 01:04 PM (CLteG)

537 Sooooo, if the current Saudi king is supposed to be an ally of or on the side of PDT, why are they opening the spigots wide wide open knowing it will crush the financial markets? Further, I haven't heard any public negative response from Trump to the Saudis actions.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 11, 2020 01:05 PM (q28lb)

538 >>Bernie Sanders press conference is NOT to announce he is dropping out, according to a source with knowledge.

Just a campaign speech - Orangemanbad! blah blah blah

Is going to debate in AZ - that is until Biden's team has it cancelled maybe?

Other than that - Sanders is a real loon, his ideas are beyond stupid, and he contradicts himself a bunch of times in his remarks...

Posted by: Boswell at March 11, 2020 01:12 PM (32YRo)

539 537 Sooooo, if the current Saudi king is supposed to be an ally of or on the side of PDT, why are they opening the spigots wide wide open knowing it will crush the financial markets? Further, I haven't heard any public negative response from Trump to the Saudis actions.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 11, 2020 01:05 PM (q28lb)

If oil doesn't stabilize and find its way back to $50-60/ barrel, the banks will have another 20% leg down

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 11, 2020 01:16 PM (CLteG)

540 LOLGFBB!!

LOLGF Bernie Bros

Tell Bolshevik Bernie to run as an independent!
No guts no gulag I always say.

Do it!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 11, 2020 01:22 PM (Oc2TL)

541 238 The other insidious thing that's going on is that twitter and facebook are declaring Trump and GOP ads misleading and removing them for simply quoting and showing video of Biden and Bernie.

They claim because the ads are "edited" they remove context and are misleading.

This is one of the greatest dangers we face when a handful of tech behemoths control the flow of information.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2020 12:19 PM (FVrDO)


First question: Why are you on Facebook? I got off Facebook years ago (never been on twatter) and I feel just as informed as any other political wonk.

Posted by: Sooner at March 11, 2020 01:26 PM (Fs5vw)

542 At least I'm into humans (young one's) and not squids and octopuses like Kurt Eichenwald.

We do have the fact that we are both pervs in common though.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at March 11, 2020 01:27 PM (48Ef7)

543 Well, I guess I was wwwwrrrrrong.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2020 01:43 PM (mpXpK)

544 But he has to be in it for some other reason. It is pretty much impossible for him to win the nomination anymore. So its either for the money or he is praying to the devil for Biden to croak and get to his reward in Hell.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2020 01:46 PM (mpXpK)

545 Let's say hi to all the socialists out there because 100 million deaths was just not enough.

Posted by: West at March 11, 2020 03:33 PM (8+UNJ)

546 Bernie supporters really should raise hell the DNC totally screwed Bernie over big time AGAIN by refusing to calculate his votes .

Bernies 100X more popular than Biden .

Democrats NEVER get to choose their President the DNC will never allow it.

Posted by: C. Nash at March 11, 2020 05:05 PM (YP/eg)

547 the repubs have their "never trumpers"
ajd not the dems have a "NO TO JOE" crowd
how cool

Posted by: xtron at March 11, 2020 07:19 PM (1lVdu)

548 Eichenwald is trying to strong-arm the Bernie Bros--and he has eight of them!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 11, 2020 07:20 PM (Ndje9)

549 Why don't they join the Communists Party? It is what they really are. Embrace what you are!

Posted by: CCColeman at March 11, 2020 09:29 PM (+VhRo)

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