The Soyciety Pages: Politico Claims That "Movement Conservatives" -- Rather than Ex-Republicans Who Declared They Were Democrats a Year Ago -- Are Considering Voting for the Socialist Bernie Sanders

Yeah, no.

Always the same 12 Human Scum.

If this were some kind of "movement," couldn't you find new names besides the 12 pieces of human scum you always put in these articles?

[H]orrified Never Trumpers are facing yet another crisis beyond their imaginings.


This past weekend, they faced it together, assembling Saturday at the National Press Club for the first-ever "Summit on Principled Conservatism." The forum's speakers included Never Trump figures Bill Kristol, Mona Charen, Rick Wilson, Mindy Finn, Amanda Carpenter, Tara Setmayer, Tim Miller, David Frum and Tom Nichols....

By the way, AmGreat's Deb Heine and Julie Kelley attended that, and Deb Heine wrote a report about it.


Julie Kelley tweeted (from the event) "Nothing screams 'principled conservatism' like Rich Wilson and Amanda Carpenter."

Rick Wilson dropped this NUCLEAR-LEVEL BURN on her:

"You looked so much dumber in person, which I didn't think was possible."

He really said that. I'm not making this shit up, you know.

Zing, huh? That's such a cutting zing it carves three slashes into the victim like Zorro's "Z" calling card.

Kelly responded, "Maybe because you come up to my shoulder blades," because Rick Wilson is such a short, fat, short sad man, and she also tweeted "Funny you didn't say that to my face," because he's also a wilting coward, probably due to being so short, fat, insecure, sad, and short and fat and short.

Though Rick Wilson himself claims he's "a pirate."

Yes, you heard that right.

Human Events publisher Will Chamberlain asked about the glaring hypocrisy of forming a political movement almost entirely founded on opposition to Trump's put-downs and Tweets, and crowing endlessly about "civility," while having Rick Wilson as a panelist, apparently exemplifying the sort of "civility" that NeverTrump is calling for.

Rick Wilson responded that he can talk this way, because "I'm a pirate."

"Everyone in this room has a principled conservative stand, okay?" Wilson continued, (although it wasn't actually clear that everyone in the room was conservative). "And I'm sorry that the 'f-- your feelings’ crowd can't take the fact that I'm a pirate and that I talk the way I do," Wilson said to Chamberlain.

Pirate:

Such a piratical grin:

Pirate "docking lips:"

rickwilsonpiratehooker.webp

Every inch the Li'l Pirate!

piratical.jpg

By the way, you only notice this when you search for Rick Wilson pictures, but Rick Wilson seems to believe his "Victory Pose" or "Dominance Pose" is folding his arms across his man-tits and resting them on his big ol' fatbelly.

Like every picture has him preening like that. Like he thinks this is him "presenting" as an alpha silverback gorilla or something.

It looks like a very defensive, meek pose to me. He's crossing his arms across his flabby chest to help protect himself against the big bad scary world.


Anyway, enough of this Butt Buccaneer. Back to Politico's claim that "movement conservatives" are totally considering voting for the socialist.

...

The prospect of choosing between Sanders and Trump is, for this group of influencers who were once regarded as major players in the Republican Party, a looming civic crisis. "It's sort of like choosing between death by hanging versus death by gunshot," [Charlie "Tres Mujers"]Sykes told me.

"The worst possible scenario” were McMullin's words. Wilson--a famously foul-mouthed GOP strategist described a potential Sanders-Trump race as "the fucking apocalypse."

He's not just a foul-mouthed former GOP strategist.

I'm reliably informed that he's also A PIRATE!

piratical.jpg


...

"There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump," Kristol told me.

...

Yet other Never Trumpers refused to rule out a Sanders vote. "There's a lot of campaign to play out," Finn, McMullin’s running mate in 2016, told me. "Bernie stands for things I've long been against and that hasn’t changed, but there's still a practical question: Is a second term of Trump worse than a first term of Bernie?"

Sounds like they really hashed those talking points out on the NeverTrump listserv!


...

At least one speaker at the summit thought the entire Never Trump panic about Sanders was overblown. "I'll vote for Bernie in a heartbeat," Will Wilkinson, a vice president at the Niskanen Center, a "post-libertarian" think tank, said. Wilkinson identifies as a liberal these days, but he argued that his onetime allies should resist going Never Bernie.

...

"One problem at a time," Frum told me when I asked him how he would respond to conservatives who see Sanders as an unacceptable alternative...

...


"I think there’s a tendency to talk about all of us in here, who are in the MSNBC green room and write for The Bulwark," [Tim Miller] said. "That's great. We have outsized public profiles. But there are a ton of Trump-skeptical or Trump-hostile conservative Republican voters out in the country, and I think Bernie will be uniquely ill-suited to getting them."

Wow, did a NeverTrumper just admit they are wildly overrepresented in the leftwing media?!?!

They usually deny that. Jonah Goldberg had a one-sided spat with Mark Hemingway for two weeks because Hemingway dared to suggest that perhaps NeverTrump appealed more to the leftwing media than to the country at large.


...

Peter Wehner, another senior fellow at the Ethics and Public Policy Center, said an honorable conservatism "shouldn't cross the line into cruelty or crudity or dehumanization of other people with whom we disagree, because people have inherent human dignity and we ought to treat them that way."

Except for Rick Wilson. Rick Wilson can descend into cruelty or crudity.

You know why.

piratical.jpg

...

Those are the reasons The Bulwark’s executive editor, Jonathan V. Last, has thrown in with those willing to take the Bernie plunge. A Sanders-Trump race would be a choice between "a socialist who tries to enact legislative polices that may or may not pass" and a "guy who is systematically dismantling the rule of law," Last wrote in a Bulwark newsletter.

Wow, what a surprise to see that High-T He-Man defect to Sanders.

Say, Jonathan, do you know who else is violently opposed to the rule of law?

A pirate, that's who.

piratical.jpg

The Pirate is watching you:

piratetop.jpg

Posted by: Ace at 05:28 PM




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1 Greyer than a NeverTrumper's Hair.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 05:28 PM (byrTS)

2 jeepers, that guy is what nightmares are made of

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 05:29 PM (d7Ww2)

3 Greyer than Rick Wilson's Beard.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 05:29 PM (byrTS)

4 And it's fixed.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 05:29 PM (byrTS)

5

Headlines and guest appearances.

This is why the frauds exist.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 03, 2020 05:30 PM (vEIlU)

6 How much does Pierre Omydar pay Rick Wilson for anal?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

7 would have been first, but Vinyl

Posted by: RJD at March 03, 2020 05:31 PM (2cfUo)

8 Nothing says "terrifying pirate" like a sport coat, pink shirt, and a pair of mom jeans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 05:31 PM (lbYzk)

9 Little Ricky sure does love to wear pink.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 03, 2020 05:31 PM (COzlW)

10 Man, nothing says PIRATE quite like a pocket square in a sports jacket, amirite?

Posted by: J.Random Dudes electronic device at March 03, 2020 05:32 PM (Dhcvl)

11 NeverTrumpers really rock that scrotum head look.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2020 05:32 PM (KNsKs)

12 Those "Movement Conservatives" are more like Bowel Movement Conservatives.

Like little kids they hold it in until they can't or get sick.

They all look like they're guts are under pressure.

When will they discover they're about as washed up and washed out as say Chrissy Matthews.

And for almost the same reasons.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at March 03, 2020 05:32 PM (vhXcf)

13 *Omidyar

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

14 Does the pirate's wife know he's wearing her jeans ?

Posted by: RJD at March 03, 2020 05:32 PM (2cfUo)

15 Rick would be party if he were 7 years old.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at March 03, 2020 05:33 PM (WSgwO)

16 I might be mistaken but Rick Wilson in particular, seems a waste of skin.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 05:33 PM (eAMlh)

17 My eyes!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

18 I'm not saying THE Rick Wilson is gay for Don Lemon, but he's gay for Don Lemon.

Fight me!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

19 Arrrgh! A true Pirate be opposed to sacrificing his vaguely defined principles to score some booty!

Posted by: Dread Pirate Rick "Greybeard" Wilson at March 03, 2020 05:34 PM (byrTS)

20 That guy looks like a penis with glasses.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

21 Bowel movement conservatives

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 05:34 PM (6XlcD)

22 I'll bet he has a real problem with old ladies crossing the street because they're terrified when they see him approaching on the sidewalk. Cabbies are afraid to pick him up. Store managers go into the back and dial 9-1 when he enters the store.

Hey, he didn't choose the cuck life. The cuck life chose him.

On a scale of Teletubby to Danny Trejo, where would you put his intimidation factor?

Yeah. Me too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 05:34 PM (lbYzk)

23 Rick looks like he sucks cock by choice

Posted by: RJD at March 03, 2020 05:34 PM (2cfUo)

24 "...But there are a ton of Trump-skeptical or Trump-hostile conservative Republican voters out in the country..."
Tim Miller

A ton? Meaning, Ana Navarro.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 03, 2020 05:34 PM (COzlW)

25 I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.


What the fvck is the problem?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (dLLD6)

26 I know they're supposedly fashionable and shit, but pink shirts are teh ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

27 Kinda, sorta true. I voted for Comrade Bernardo Sandernista in the Democrat primary today. It was the least I could for them.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+Wkua)

28 > Does the pirate's wife know he's wearing her jeans?

The pirate's wife's bull probably makes him wear her jeans.

Also, her panties.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (lbYzk)

29 The content is taller than Rick Wilson. Do any of these cucks top 5 1/2 feet?

Posted by: henry at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (J3Rfi)

30 No way these faux conservatives would vote for Bern.. It's slo-Joe all the way

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (6XlcD)

31 "Pirate docking lips." Kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

32 "Terrifying."

"Pirate."


Would someone tell those Bozos that Halloween was last year?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (HaL55)

33 Ace. Did you use his image enough to get a cease and desist letter?

Please post it if you do so we can all laugh and make fun of this "pirate".

Geesh what a child to say something like that. I'm a Pirate.

Sure and I'm the King of Siam.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at March 03, 2020 05:36 PM (vhXcf)

34 All of 'em eager to swab the poop deck...

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 03, 2020 05:36 PM (JbL9Q)

35 Pirate? I believe he meant butt-pirate.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM (/Njku)

36 More like Butt Pirate, right Ricky! wink wink.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM (WSgwO)

37 I love it when ace gets all wee-wee'd up

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM (90yTk)

38 Rick Wilson is a bowel movement.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM (l4C/z)

39 I found out years ago that I could get more doubloons and pieces of eight from shilling for Pierre Omidyar than I could ever get from actual Piracy.

Posted by: Dread Pirate Rick 'Greybeard' Wilson at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM (byrTS)

40 So very, very severely conservative. And Christian!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

41 Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby.

Now you understand.

Posted by: Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM (60mh5)

42 The sheer scale of neocon treachery, especially from scumbags like Frum who rose to the highest professional levels, is why their kind should never, EVER be allowed access to influence again.

And I'm not too happy about the fact both Republican governors with Indian backgrounds are apparently backstabbing cucks, either.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM (46Cs5)

43 ARRRGH! ME PRINCIPLES!

Posted by: Dread Pirate Rick 'Greybeard' Wilson at March 03, 2020 05:38 PM (byrTS)

44 Who was that douche who did karate that one time? Sirota something something? I feel like Ace needs to have some kind of douche-off tournament with these guys, a Big Dance of Douchery, a Big Douche maybe? All douches welcome, be ye party affiliation what it be.

Posted by: dude at March 03, 2020 05:38 PM (rL6v/)

45 Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby.

Now you understand.
Posted by: Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby at March




so not his kid

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:38 PM (HALdu)

46 Oh, it's a movement all right, just not the kind they think it is.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 05:38 PM (RD7QR)

47 >>>43 ARRRGH! ME PRINCIPLES!
Posted by: Dread Pirate Rick 'Greybeard' Wilson

haha

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

48 "A ton" of people is about 10 of them. Eight if they are kinda hefty.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 05:38 PM (eoQWY)

49 Who the hell are these people?

Posted by: klaftern at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (RuIsu)

50 We have outsized public profiles.


But do you? Methinks thou doth hallucinate.

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (T6t7i)

51 Ana Navarro is a moovement conservative.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (90yTk)

52 Rick Wilson, Ass Pirate.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (OUMaO)

53 >>>Who was that douche who did karate that one time? Sirota something something?


POW!!!!

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

54 How has Trump dismantled the rule of law? It's indisputably the left that believes the law should apply differently to different people.
What laws has Trump broken?
I'm honestly puzzled.
And where did these people get the impression they matter?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (eAMlh)

55 Never seen a pirate with a 24" inseam before.

Posted by: Uncle Kenny at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (PRDg/)

56 I never realized pirates sucked so muck c#ck then I realized they spent months at see with only other dudes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (4e+hS)

57 Aren't pirates thieves, murderers, rapists who can be hung or shot on sight?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (l4C/z)

58 Bernie? C'mon Man... Vote for me on Super Thursday

Posted by: Slo-Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (6XlcD)

59 Man I found the right crowd to hang with here.
One day I will buy you all drinks!

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (1u4xX)

60 what a load of horseshit
this is just the MSM prepping the battlespace
Bill Kristol's only movement of note goes straight in the porcelain convenience

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (iTXRQ)

61 >>>51 Ana Navarro is a moovement conservative.


i dig what you do brah

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

62 willowed:


Bloomberg might be headed into Biden territory of senility. He just announced that he'll eat at a Chinese restaurant to show solidarity over the Coronavirus and as a way to help out the restaurants because people are afraid of catching the virus in Chinese restaurants.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (mpeBU)

63 I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.


What the fvck is the problem?



And what's this BS about PDT "systematically dismantling the rule of law?" I'd like an example.

If anybody's doing that, it's the Prog judges and their nationwide rulings (well outside of their districts) to prevent him from implementing the law as it's written.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (HaL55)

64 I'm still fuzzy on the whole 'Trump is dismantling the law' stuff. It wasn't Trump who abused their positions of power and perverted laws to attempt a coup against a sitting president. But what do I know?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (HmZuC)

65 Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:38 PM (HALdu)

His mulatto grandchild.

Now myou understand.

Posted by: Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (60mh5)

66 They say that a Pirate should have a wife at every port. Well, I've taken it a step further and have a Bull in every port as well.

Posted by: Dread Pirate Rick 'Greybeard' Wilson at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (byrTS)

67 If your head looks like a scrotum you should wear a fedora.That's the style rule.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (KNsKs)

68 These scum are just stupid and brainless. What Laws has Trump broken? He abides by the law and judicial rulings, unlike Dogeater 1.

Posted by: free tibet at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (2d3Pw)

69 Soy ahoy!

Posted by: G marks the spot at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (bwc5o)

70 Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby.

Now you understand.
Posted by: Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby at March 03, 2020 05:37 PM

Teacup chihuahuas are SO last year.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (COzlW)

71 Rick Wilson, as a kid, little Ricky was always picked last when the other boys picked sides for sports. Little Ricky was also stuffed in innumerable lockers all throughout his school years and given atomic wedgies by both the boys and the girls in his class. Finally little Ricky was consistently robbed of his lunch money by that boy in class who carried a briefcase and wore a pocket protector.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

72 I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.


What the fvck is the problem?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (dLLD6)

He actually likes conservative Americans, and doesn't shit all over them, but he can't be disregarded as a nobody from flyoverland. He's a class traitor.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (eoQWY)

73
Bernie Sanders has changed. Long ago he was a zit-faced punk who wanted other people to do all the work while he sat around being awesome. Now he's an old man with heart disease who wants other people to do all the work while sits around being awesome.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (fATt6)

74
Rick Wilson, Butt Pirate

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (pNxlR)

75 >Aren't pirates thieves, murderers, rapists who can be hung or shot on sight?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

don't forget 'buggerers'

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (iTXRQ)

76 Should I know who this person is?

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (MVjcR)

77 >>>55 Never seen a pirate with a 24" inseam before

haha

i didn't even get into his skin, partly because I think he has an actual condition that it wouldn't be cool to make fun of.

but he's so beet red. it looks very unhealthy, like eczema or something.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

78 What the fvck is the problem?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (dLLD6)

Ayn Rand had it right. Diseased minds hate being dragged out into the light of day to face judgement, and PDJT is America's most famous mask ripper. Ever.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (46Cs5)

79 57 Aren't pirates thieves, murderers, rapists who can be hung or shot on sight?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (l4C/z)

Hostis humani generis, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

80 "There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump," Kristol told me.


Yeah, and I'm sure Tojo told the Emperor, "There's a reasonable cast to be made that going to war with the United States is less dangerous than the Empire backing-out of French Indochina and not being so brutal in China."

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (AMIL/)

81 I would rather vote for a socialist than vote for the man who stole the nomination from Jeb Bush.
every true responsible conservative feels that way, which is how you got Trump.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (4a9Vv)

82 Man I found the right crowd to hang with here.
One day I will buy you all drinks!
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM

I'd like a Pink Lady, thanks.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (COzlW)

83 67
If your head looks like a scrotum you should wear a fedora.That's the style rule.

Posted by: steevy


I'll bet you anything this guy has seriously considered wearing a beret.

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (T6t7i)

84 Wilson isnt a pirate. Hes a pathetic scrotum head.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (UYkjZ)

85 >>>76 Should I know who this person is?

you can skip. He's not relevant now and will no longer even have a job as of November 4, 2020.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

86 Pirate? More like a sheep...

Posted by: Slo-Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (6XlcD)

87 These people are not worth the pixels used to discuss them.

Posted by: Chris not rock at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (WO0/g)

88 Why do I keep hearing Boy George and the Culture Club?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (TDEVx)

89 The last humiliating "hey, look at me!" cry from a dying grifter group - and they know they have only 9 months left before oblivion, how nice.

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (32YRo)

90 75 >Aren't pirates thieves, murderers, rapists who can be hung or shot on sight?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

don't forget 'buggerers'
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (iTXRQ)

Obligatory:

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

91 If he was anymore pirate, we'd have to call him Quizboy.

Posted by: Schuler at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (ySdHR)

92 Death by bunga bunga is probably what they want. A bullet and a rope is to good for them.

Posted by: morigu at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (Eu98u)

93
Gee, maybe they've been Democrats all along, and they've always wanted Democrats to rule.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (yASt4)

94 Rick Wilson has no genetic legacy. What he thinks doesn't matter.

Posted by: Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (OX1mr)

95 March Sadness?

Posted by: dude at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (rL6v/)

96 There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump," Kristol told me.

To be fair nobody will know who Kristol is in four years.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (eAMlh)

97 59
Man I found the right crowd to hang with here.

One day I will buy you all drinks!

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker


Make mine Laphroaig Lore. $100 a bottle should cover it.

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (T6t7i)

98 Amanda Carpenter working nights providing all your needs at every TruCon event.

Posted by: ok at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (1pRBK)

99 Lol...that was beautiful ace. "Pirate docking lips". Hahahaha

Posted by: Bosk at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (9m9TT)

100 88 Why do I keep hearing Boy George and the Culture Club?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (TDEVx)

You're stuck on the 80s pop station?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

101 The NeverTrumpers like to emotionally salve themselves by convincing each other that Sanders' socialist agenda would be thwarted.

The NeverTrumpers are lying. ObamaCare, much? 100% lockstep vote. Impeachment? 100% lockstep vote in the House.

The Dems circle the wagons like the GOPe can't even dream of. They can and will pass the socialist agenda THAT THEY COMPLETELY AGREE WITH and the fvcking NeverTrump disgraces damn well know it.

And they support it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (qaSBO)

102 It is both sad and hilarious to watch these pathetic losers slouch into defending Bernie Sanders. Its so predictable (and predicted) but I guess they have to go where they're paid to.

I'm looking forward to 5 years from now when nobody remembers who they are and all these wretched organizations they keep forming and collapsing in are finally gone. Eventually even guys like Omydar will stop funding them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (KZzsI)

103 Bernie is too lazy to push up a proper zit.

Posted by: klaftern at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (RuIsu)

104 Who was that douche who did karate that one time? Sirota something something? I feel like Ace needs to have some kind of douche-off tournament with these guys, a Big Dance of Douchery, a Big Douche maybe? All douches welcome, be ye party affiliation what it be.


Seems like I recall reading something the other day about "Bam! Bam!" being a Burnye bro. Perhaps a speechwriter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (HaL55)

105 88
Boy George is more man than any of the nevertrumpers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (UYkjZ)

106 They think their barbaric stranglehold on the levers of power *is* "the rule of law"

And yes...

Trump seems to be slowly attempting to undermine that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (90yTk)

107 One day I will buy you all drinks!

I'm cheap, just get me a LaCroix.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (KZzsI)

108 I tuned in to The View for a nano second yesterday.

You guys missed Ana Navarro wearing a sheer pink blouse with a navy or black bra underneath.

*saunters away*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

109 This post is full of unsolicited dick pics.

Posted by: Call Blocking at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (MQVyw)

110 >>>Make mine Laphroaig Lore. $100 a bottle should cover it.


I want that too. It sounds Classy (TM).

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (PbpT7)

111 Pirate? How about cabin boy or prison bitch.

Posted by: 13times at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (K3B2k)

112 At 82. See what I mean LOL!

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (1u4xX)

113 I'm starting to see that "Never Trump" is actually "Never Conservative."

It isn't Trump that they hate, it is conservatives.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (LWu6U)

114 Yeah, there's a case to be made that Bill Kristol's schlong has been ravaged by syphilis and points north-northeast.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (RD7QR)

115 79 57 Aren't pirates thieves, murderers, rapists who can be hung or shot on sight?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM (l4C/z)

Hostis humani generis, baby!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

I think that translates to 'lock and load' but frankly, all I'll need is a potato gun for Rick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (l4C/z)

116 Does the pirate's wife know he's wearing her jeans ?

Posted by: RJD at March 03, 2020 05:32 PM (2cfUo)

No one should own a pair of jeans that look as wide as they look long.

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 05:45 PM (32YRo)

117 >Man I found the right crowd to hang with here.

One day I will buy you all drinks!

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker



vodka, neat

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 05:45 PM (iTXRQ)

118 Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:38 PM (HALdu)

His mulatto grandchild.

Now myou understand.
Posted by: Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby at March




yeah, I got that before I asked q. there was a joke in there.

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:45 PM (HALdu)

119 >>>You guys missed Ana Navarro wearing a sheer pink blouse with a navy or black bra underneath.


i just self-transitioned

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:45 PM (PbpT7)

120 105 88
Boy George is more man than any of the nevertrumpers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2020 05:44 PM (UYkjZ)

Boy George drives past Rick Wilson, hangs his head out the window and calls him a fag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

121 We give Rick Wilson the yet unheard of Zorro Snap, in Z-formation!

Posted by: Men on Film at March 03, 2020 05:45 PM (+nWCH)

122 Aren't pirates thieves, murderers, rapists who can be hung or shot on sight?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:39 PM

Just like with gulags, we learned in high school from our teachers how WRONG that is. The pirates provided educational opportunities and all sorts of good things to the people fortunate enough to be placed in their milieu. The horrors have been waaay overstated.

Posted by: Bernie Bros at March 03, 2020 05:45 PM (COzlW)

123 Kinda, sorta true. I voted for Comrade Bernardo Sandernista in the Democrat primary today. It was the least I could for them.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (+Wkua)

#MeToo!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (LOwpT)

124 Rick Wilson looks like a low-T Dobby the House Elf.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

125 I just...don't..get...it.

What is the "damage" trump is doing, exactly. describe it. Explain how it adversely impacts the republic.

They say these idiotic things as if they are established facts, when, not only are the mere opinions of a small number of people, but, those opinions are not in alignment with the facts at all. They are just statements of...things.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (+DS2f)

126 Shiver me rimmers!

Posted by: Rick "The Pirate" Wilson at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (9m9TT)

127 >>>99 Lol...that was beautiful ace. "Pirate docking lips". Hahahaha


thanks!

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

128 (60mh5)

Gentlemen, it has been made totally clear to me. Rick Wilson is a traitor due to mysterious Racial Solidarity, and not due to being merely a self-important anal-pumpkin doucheracket.

So it is written. Guy I've Never Seen Before says so.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (CGB5H)

129 Ana Navarro:

A circus tent is her blouse. Two parachutes are her bra.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (qaSBO)

130 No one should own a pair of jeans that look as wide as they look long.
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 05:45 PM (32YRo)

Ah, the Eric Cartman Look.

Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (xPJvm)

131 not saying Wilson's a cock sucker...
But he does looks like he would hold one in his mouth for a while...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (MQ0v4)

132 Like any good Pirate I never fly me true Colors until it's time to strike!

Posted by: Dread Pirate Rick 'Greybeard' Wilson at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (byrTS)

133 Hi, Insom. I've got the Godfather on and they are at the baptism.

Fitting, don't ya think?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (TDEVx)

134 David French is the worst because of the off the charts sanctimony.

Rick Wilson is a smug minimum wage maitre with an attitude that you want to slug.

David French is an old church lady telling you how to behave when you didn't ask.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (4Rs30)

135 124
Rick Wilson looks like a low-T Dobby the House Elf.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles


As I've said here before, he's a dead ringer for the yellow son in Sin City.

Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (T6t7i)

136 >>You guys missed Ana Navarro wearing a sheer pink blouse with a navy or black bra underneath.


What kind of madness is this?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (4e+hS)

137 88 Why do I keep hearing Boy George and the Culture Club?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 05:42 PM (TDEVx)

Because Rick Wilson makes Boy George look like an MMA fighter by comparison?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (RD7QR)

138 133 Hi, Insom. I've got the Godfather on and they are at the baptism.

Fitting, don't ya think?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (TDEVx)

Yes indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

139 Rick Wilson looks like someone started to make a penis and got bored early on, stopped, and said "Eh, that's good enough".

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (rt6Dn)

140
Good Lord. Who told this douchecanoe that wearing Doc Martens made him look tough?

That's so 90s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (eXA4G)

141 135 124
Rick Wilson looks like a low-T Dobby the House Elf.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles

As I've said here before, he's a dead ringer for the yellow son in Sin City.
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (T6t7i)

We should remove his weapons then, both of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (l4C/z)

142 Have any of you heard a bernie speech?

It is like listening to a computer voice read off driving directions. He says absolutely nothing except pat meaningless phrases about how bad Trump is, and all the free shit he will give away.

And between each sentence the NPC crowd whoops and applauds like someone turning up the dial on a recording of crowd noises. It is scary.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (LWu6U)

143 Man with scrotum on head have five furlongs of daylight between legs.

Posted by: Confucious, contemplating Rick Wilson at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (COzlW)

144
Silver Alert: Elderly Area Man Declares "I'm A Pirate"

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (PbpT7)

145 136 >>You guys missed Ana Navarro wearing a sheer pink blouse with a navy or black bra underneath.


What kind of madness is this?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 05:47 PM (4e+hS)

There's plenty of me amigos!

Posted by: Ana at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (RD7QR)

146 Rick, you aren't a Pirate. If anything you're more of a parrot, repeating whatever I pay you to.

Posted by: Pierre Omidyar at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (byrTS)

147 One of these days y'all will believe me when I tell you that these people ARE the very heart and soul of The Republican Party. They're not RINOs as everyone insists on calling them. There is no "taking the party" away / back from them. Republicans look at their conservative base the same way Democrats look at their own base: The Filthy Hoi Polloi What Need To Sit Down and Shut Up.

Posted by: I Have Questions at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (BvNzB)

148 He's sporting the Barry Obama on the pitching mound look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

149 there is a term for this movement...

Posted by: leakey gut at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (Q8FXp)

150 i just self-transitioned
I'm transitioning from guygender to guy-gender-but-not-so-indiscriminately-hetero-as-to-want-ana-navarro.

This clever move places me further up the progressive stack. Win-win.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (CGB5H)

151 They say these idiotic things as if they are established facts, when, not only are the mere opinions of a small number of people, but, those opinions are not in alignment with the facts at all. They are just statements of...things.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (+DS2f)

The only logical conclusion is these people desperately want to continue to eat the crab dip and avail themselves of the mini-bar in the MSNBC green room while they ogle the makeup chick - for as long as that can happen - nothing else matters - like having views that make normal adult sense.

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (32YRo)

152 I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.


What the fvck is the problem?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (dLLD6)


I will volunteer to fall on this sword. I became aware of Trump probably a minute and a half after I moved to NYC from Sticksville in 1983. I had an immediate abhorrence of him. He's vain, comes across as vapid and shallow. He's everything you shouldn't be. He can't speak in complete sentences.

Now, to be fair to me, I'm going to vote for the fucker but he still can't speak in sentences. And he doesn't phrase his arguments in this ergo that quad erat demonstratum. He just says shit. Those of us who follow the things know what he's talking about, but he really isn't good at talking about things.

He's not as good as Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton was good at talking about things.

And you know what both of them brought? (This may be where people threaten my Horde Card, but fuck you). They both brought peace and prosperity. Yes, they're icky in different ways but I'm telling you I find Trump icky but I'm voting for peace, prosperity, America is Good, and fuck yeah.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (gd9RK)

153 >>>Rick Wilson is a smug minimum wage maitre with an attitude that you want to slug.


but also A Pirate

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (PbpT7)

154 The Rick Wilson is like school in summertime.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (l4C/z)

155 Good one, ace.

Has anyone who's taken a big one for the team ever found the "reasonable case" Kristol talks about?

Three years in, waiting for anything - anything - specific, substantive, and important on which these vague boring empty repetitive self-focused assertions are based.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (El6T/)

156 I'm looking forward to 5 years from now when nobody remembers who they are and all these wretched organizations they keep forming and collapsing in are finally gone. Eventually even guys like Omydar will stop funding them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (KZzsI)

I think 5 years from now they'll be trying to be "influencers" in the GOP primary process, to take back the party from "those deplorables."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (LOwpT)

157 I mean, Trump can be a bit dickish and uncouth. Sometimes petty. Meh. So? Not like this is the first time we have had a president like this. And his policies. Well, his policies are pretty much 80-90% hard conservative. More than any president in my memory. He might deviate a tad on prison reform. Could be better on the budget. But what else? In every other way he has serviced the conservative agenda.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (+DS2f)

158
I don't about the details of Rick Wilson's daughter or granddaughter. What matters is he lives his political life he has no offspring. All the leftists do.

For them there is no future. Only the current pathway to a grift.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (fATt6)

159 Bloomberg might be headed into Biden territory of senility. He just announced that he'll eat at a Chinese restaurant to show solidarity over the Coronavirus and as a way to help out the restaurants because people are afraid of catching the virus in Chinese restaurants.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (mpeBU)

Actually, that's not such a bad idea, in my book.

I know of a very popular Chinese restaurant in Hartford, CT where business has dropped off 30% due to coronavirus fears. That doesn't make any sense to me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (iuFgi)

160 Rick Wilson and Joe Biden have played "pirate" while on the road several times.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

161 Heath Mayo on keyboard...Heath Mayo!

Posted by: Pete Frapner at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (aKsyK)

162 I just...don't..get...it.

What is the "damage" trump is doing, exactly. describe it. Explain how it adversely impacts the republic.

They say these idiotic things as if they are established facts, when, not only are the mere opinions of a small number of people, but, those opinions are not in alignment with the facts at all. They are just statements of...things.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 03, 2020 05:46 PM (+DS2f)

Ayn Rand in Atlas had a character like that - I think it was Rearden's assistant fresh out of school at the Steel Mill - "that he treated the laws of physics and nature as opinions and the whims of others as natural law." Guy sides with Rearden and eventually gets shot and killed when his side comes to take the mills.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

163 Well... with these endorsements it's gonna be an early night... for Bern.. It's gonna be anyway because the Dems have all decided to back Joe.....

Posted by: Slo-Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (6XlcD)

164 146 Rick, you aren't a Pirate. If anything you're more of a parrot, repeating whatever I pay you to.
Posted by: Pierre Omidyar

PREACH

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (PbpT7)

165 It is like listening to a computer voice read off driving directions. He
says absolutely nothing except pat meaningless phrases about how bad
Trump is, and all the free shit he will give away.


Stop! We're already on board!

Posted by: Millenials at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (T6t7i)

166 140
Good Lord. Who told this douchecanoe that wearing Doc Martens made him look tough?

That's so 90s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (eXA4G)

They totally go with his Subaru Forrester.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (90yTk)

167 I know of a very popular Chinese restaurant in Hartford, CT where business has dropped off 30% due to coronavirus fears. That doesn't make any sense to me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March



sure they do not have any undocumented workers there

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (HALdu)

168 Bloomberg might be headed into Biden territory of senility. He just announced that he'll eat at a Chinese restaurant to show solidarity over the Coronavirus and as a way to help out the restaurants because people are afraid of catching the virus in Chinese restaurants.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (mpeBU)

Actually, that's not such a bad idea, in my book.

I know of a very popular Chinese restaurant in Hartford, CT where business has dropped off 30% due to coronavirus fears. That doesn't make any sense to me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (iuFgi)


The problem is Bloomy will touch all the food in the place when he is there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (eoQWY)

169 I'm confused about references to Trump defying "rule of law" and the constitution. Do they ever cite anything?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (6/uwW)

170 The pirate would make a great addition to The Village People.

Posted by: Bosk at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (9m9TT)

171 brb checking out more velvet 7 videos

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (PbpT7)

172 147 One of these days y'all will believe me when I tell you that these people ARE the very heart and soul of The Republican Party.

The heart and soul of the Republican Party sure did a helluva job electing Trump. Oh, wait. They didn't do that. The actual heart and soul of the Republican Party did that.

So your exhortation to "believe you" falls on deaf ears.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (qaSBO)

173 Rick Wilson looks like someone started to make a penis and got bored early on, stopped, and said "Eh, that's good enough".

"It's fine, they'll get the idea. Economy of illustration."

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (CGB5H)

174 >What is the "damage" trump is doing, exactly. describe it. Explain how it adversely impacts the republic.

it doesn't.

I think the NTers don't like that Trump is not a career politician, he never held office before becoming President, he doesn't say politician-y things, and at times he comes across as a bull in a china shop.

Trump doesn't follow the country club's guidelines. He crashed the party. He parked with 2 wheels up on the curb and flipped his cigarette butt in the punchbowl. And the crowd loved it.


That's what the never trumpers hate

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)

175 " Pirate docking lips." Hahaha. This is why I come here.

Posted by: Indiana lurker at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (45xbG)

176 Millions of people in gulags is a small price to pay for removing Trump from office.
I mean, it won't include us.

Things Rick Wilson would say.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 05:52 PM (eAMlh)

177 I'm looking forward to 5 years from now when nobody remembers who they are and all these wretched organizations they keep forming and collapsing in are finally gone. Eventually even guys like Omydar will stop funding them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (KZzsI)

I think 5 years from now they'll be trying to be "influencers" in the GOP primary process, to take back the party from "those deplorables."
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (LOwpT)

Nah, if the come back it will be crawling or pretending it never happened. They can't play the 'natural masters' crap with us anymore and they know it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 05:52 PM (eoQWY)

178 170
Rick is too gay for the Village People.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2020 05:52 PM (UYkjZ)

179 173 Rick Wilson looks like someone started to make a penis and got bored early on, stopped, and said "Eh, that's good enough".

"It's fine, they'll get the idea. Economy of illustration."
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (CGB5H)

This was my problem with the Studio Ghibli 'Princess Kagura' movie. Not the penises. The vague artwork. Not a fan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:52 PM (l4C/z)

180 That was the worst thing about Blackbeard: the hurtful shit he'd say whilst plundering vessels on the high seas. Trademark of a pirate really.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (iys0/)

181 Media messiahs, we're so disappointed in you...

https://youtu.be/mx6kFX_t4Pw

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (8erNz)

182 If I looked like that in a pair a jeans

would never wear a pair jeans

never buy another pair of jeans

burn all the leans I owned

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (rpxSz)

183 Also, I can only assume Brit Hume was buying a sexy outfit for Mrs. Hume


this is what I choose to believe

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (iTXRQ)

184 I have never understood why so many hated Trump except that it is some weird cross between virtue signaling and jealousy that requires them to hate Trump because he is vulgar and obnoxious.

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (HALdu)

185 Trump doesn't follow the country club's guidelines. He crashed the party. He parked with 2 wheels up on the curb and flipped his cigarette butt in the punchbowl. And the crowd loved it.


That's what the never trumpers hate
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)

FDR's peers thought the same of him when he was passing the New Deal. Apostates always get the worst of it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (iuFgi)

186 I'm confused about references to Trump defying "rule of law" and the constitution. Do they ever cite anything?
Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 05:51 PM (6/uwW)

True Conservatives, cite references and explain points? When there are old Star Trek shows to discuss?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (eoQWY)

187 Do pirates wear pink?

Posted by: Wenda at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (hpZEF)

188 Butt Pirate, more like

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (n+0Aw)

189 Brit Hume is secretly kbdabear?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (90yTk)

190 Rick Wilson looks like someone started to make a penis and got bored early on, stopped, and said "Eh, that's good enough".


I've seen a head shaped like that before.


It was in one of those Dr. Leonard catalogues. Towards the middle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (HaL55)

191 Has the Horde not yet realized that Rick Wilson is trying (and failing) to Pirate the idea of Piracy from this blog?

Posted by: Surfperch, Something about Wheels within Wheels at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (byrTS)

192 I'm not going to comment on looks (looks in mirror, see's bald, fat, guy)

I will comment on why these losers think they matter. Maybe they don't think that and this is all a pose. If the Berniesheviks take over, they are up against the wall. The enemy of our enemy schtick is just that. It won't matter and they'll still eat the bullet. Maybe get a pat on the back before a bullet in the brain pan for services rendered. What suicidal, vapid, ignorant, idiots.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (cFLQh)

193 Trump doesn't follow the country club's guidelines. He crashed the party. He parked with 2 wheels up on the curb and flipped his cigarette butt in the punchbowl. And the crowd loved it.

lol.. pretty much.. plus he exposed the phonies of which there are MANY.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

194 Lets hope they screw up the Democrat party like they did the Republican party.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 03, 2020 05:55 PM (cfkTP)

195 Bernie has been deemed Persona non Grata and is being relegated to the wood pile because Biden is their savior now

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 05:55 PM (6XlcD)

196 That yellow bastard

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2020 05:55 PM (VPuxH)

197 what Rick ?

those 42 W don't come in a 30 L ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 05:55 PM (rpxSz)

198 Bander, that's pretty stupid. Clinton was a bystander to "prosperity", nothing more. His attempts to damage it were throttled and blocked.

And his national security record was one of the worst in modern times - it's just that people don't have marquee disasters like Carter had to clue them in. "Peace" is not a gathering terror offensive against us and our allies that met with zero effective response. Or idiotic behavior with China, or the bumbling naive nonsense with the Palestinians. Or squandering a possible European crossroads moment by playing the adult on Kosovo.

Can't think of a single thing Clinton did at home or abroad that wasn't worse than the alternative, or outright destructive.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 05:55 PM (El6T/)

199 Pirate needs an eye patch and a puffy shirt.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 03, 2020 05:55 PM (C1Lsn)

200

When did they make a movie about THE Dick Wilson?

Seriously, though, he is very large - - - - for a heap of steaming shit.

Posted by: imp at March 03, 2020 05:55 PM (SFOr6)

201 "Movement," huh? I always wondered what the collective noun was for a bunch grab-assing, self-important retards.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (1CjJc)

202 They don't like PDT because he isn't buying their bullshit. His inaugural speech was a clue.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (TDEVx)

203

Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson both said that Joe would never be the nominee. Rush took it back today. How soon will Tucker recant?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (aKsyK)

204 The velvet 7 girl looks like she would be fun on a cold winter night in front of a roaring fireplace. Plush even.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (UYkjZ)

205 I have never understood why so many hated Trump except that it is some weird cross between virtue signaling and jealousy that requires them to hate Trump because he is vulgar and obnoxious.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (HALdu)

Please. Look at the Democrats and NTers and see if being vulgar and obnoxious is a barrier to acceptance. These people hung with Weinstein, for chrissakes, if they were important enough.

The sin passing for vulgarity is siding with the proles, and actually doing things for them rather than stiffing them after the election, like they were human or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (eoQWY)

206 180 That was the worst thing about Blackbeard: the hurtful shit he'd say whilst plundering vessels on the high seas. Trademark of a pirate really.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (iys0/)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (l4C/z)

207 Do pirates wear pink?


Just the fabulous ones.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (HaL55)

208 I wonder if, after November and this pile of imbecilic flesh is gone, will they try and rebrand themselves in a few years as "Trumpism Curious Conservatives?" You know, grifter gotta grift...

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (32YRo)

209 Does Rick Wilson sing "heigh-ho, heigh-ho" when he's heading to his desk?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (e284m)

210 Sirota is high up in the Sanders campaign.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (AD3JT)

211 I'm confused about references to Trump defying "rule of law" and the constitution. Do they ever cite anything?

Trump "defies the rule of law" every time he alters The Way Things Are Done in government. Even if The Way is actually contrary to law. Because "law" is really "law of men", and by "law" we mean "whimsy", and by "men" we mean "how bureaucrats want to run things".

"The constitution" - similar. "The constitution, as We the Important People believe in it as a living document". The one that's got the penumbras in it.

There is no greater depth to the argument. They consider it a QED, as per the above.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (CGB5H)

212 wilson obsession much ?

Posted by: stan the ram at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (B+t5k)

213 What size of jeans does Captn' Rick have on, 42x24?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (DjiZK)

214 FINALLY the Five is talking about the tornado. 25 are dead so far.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

215 Trump has redefined the R party to be the Deplorable Party, where he has 95% support.

Never Trumpers have no influence, except if we give them attention. I don't know why we give them any attention

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (lL/XW)

216 Yeah Trump is the Rodney Dangerfield character in Caddyshack and the is abhorrent to everybody that aspires to be country club set.

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (HALdu)

217 I'll have an Imperial Tokaji

Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (nFwvY)

218 Rick Wilson is such a cuck that he hires someone to watch the guy fucking his wife, then hides and watches that guy.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (oZ6kz)

219 Is Wilson daring me to call him a fag? Cause I will.

Posted by: nip at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (Izot6)

220 I have never understood why so many hated Trump except that it is some weird cross between virtue signaling and jealousy that requires them to hate Trump because he is vulgar and obnoxious.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (HALdu)

I think their main reason bas to do more with "Pieces of Eight" so to speak.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (byrTS)

221 Jewells, Welcome home!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (TDEVx)

222 So another day ending in "Y"?
The left needs a story about how conservatives and considering a commie!
What to do???
What to do???

Lets invent one!!!

Posted by: Diogenes off site at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (eb8JV)

223 As I said earlier they can throw Biden into the Presidency but it won't be for long, can't see him going a year more before its obvious he has lost his brain.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)

224 I have never understood why so many hated Trump except that it is some weird cross between virtue signaling and jealousy that requires them to hate Trump because he is vulgar and obnoxious.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 05:53 PM (HALdu)

Our derision hurts them in their vanity, and costs us nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 05:58 PM (eoQWY)

225 Thank you Ben! Good to be back! Missed you all so much!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 05:58 PM (dUJdY)

226 Remember how Blackbeard would write dozens of one paragraph letters every hour of the day about that unprincipled mountebank Nelson?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 05:58 PM (90yTk)

227 I need someone to talk sense intto me
I'm so annoyed right now at ...
- airline not waiving change fees
- travel insurance making their cutoff date 2 days before I bought insurance
- the general over hyping of coronavirus

... that I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway

In the Horde's opinion - still high risk.for getting caught in a quarantine, right? Or not?

Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (G546f)

228 Bill Clinton had charisma and the ability to charm people.

Not bad for a guy who'd fuck a pig.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (l4C/z)

229 brb checking out more velvet 7 videos


Wait! Give us the keys to the liquor cabinet before you leave...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (HaL55)

230 Pirate docking lips is pretty funny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (1CjJc)

231
wilson obsession much ?

Posted by: stan the ram at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (B+t5k)


Hi Rick.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

232 Like maybe Omidyar would unzip and Rick would resist a little, internally struggle with his conservative principles and whether or not they include slobbering on man-meat for cash...but eventually he would cave in. Wrinkle his nose a little, gag a little on the tip, but eventually slobber that sausage like two-dollar, fat, balding whore.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (MQ0v4)

233 I still don't think Joe Biden will be the nominee.
Too much baggage

I still go with ManBearPig Al Gore as a compromise

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (lL/XW)

234 54 How has Trump dismantled the rule of law? It's indisputably the left that believes the law should apply differently to different people.
What laws has Trump broken?
I'm honestly puzzled.
And where did these people get the impression they matter?

You have to know what they mean by "rule of law." They mean that Trump kicked over the hive they rely upon for their grifts. All of the institutions and structures put in place to screen for the Comeys and Brennans in bureaucracies, and Wilsons and Boots in punditry, are done. They have no place else to go.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (n+0Aw)

235 For G*d sake, eat salad once in a while Rick.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (DjiZK)

236 >Does Rick Wilson sing "heigh-ho, heigh-ho" when he's heading to his desk?
Posted by: DamnedYankee

No, he sings Yo Ho Ho and a Box of Seamen.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (4e+hS)

237 Can't think of a single thing Clinton did at home or abroad that wasn't worse than the alternative, or outright destructive.


That's sort of what I'm saying. Clinton didn't see Al Qaeda clearly, we don't know what Trump hasn't seen.

Clinton didn't fuck up the tech boom. It happened. I'm not saying he was responsible for it, but not fucking things up is job #1.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (gd9RK)

238 218 Rick Wilson is such a cuck that he hires someone to watch the guy fucking his wife, then hides and watches that guy.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (oZ6kz)

Plans within plans within plans

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (l4C/z)

239 What size of jeans does Captn' Rick have on, 42x24?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 05:57 PM (DjiZK)

Boy's 16 Husky

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (90yTk)

240 If, Heaven forbid, Biden won the White House, it might be a good idea to keep Dr. Ben Carson in the cabinet. And close by. With his bag.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (C1Lsn)

241 they can throw Biden into the Presidency but it won't be for long, can't see him going a year more before its obvious he has lost his brain.

They Squished Biden's Brain!
Now appearing in Panavision.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (CGB5H)

242 Trump of course very rarely starts anything, but facts are not part of the discussion, obviously. As with the "assault of the rule of law" - the only thing Trump has done in this regard is to *allow* the continuing rampage to shred what's left of the constitution by not repudiating ridiculously lawless courts.

I don't care that Trump is an outsider, not of "the club", none of that. Boring.

These people are hired to do a job. To the extent Trump does the right things and is effective, fine. And he's been doing a lot of that.

The entertainment value is definitely there, but that's immaterial.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (El6T/)

243 Pirates have tiny micropenis appendages.

They also have vaginas so they can go F themselves.

Jack Sparrow did this all the time.

So yeah, Ricky is definitely a pirate.


Aaarrgghhh.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (wglOf)

244 Come sail with us--True Reagan Conservatives(tm) for Communism!

Posted by: Cap'n Biff Kristol, U.S.S. Transition at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (Ndje9)

245 These guys all look so similar: pasty, doughy, usually sporting a goatee and often balding. I know physiognomy was debunked long ago but that may have been premature.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (nu45M)

246 Pirate docking lips is pretty funny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (1CjJc)

Pretty sure the USS Tapper has pulled into that dock for an offload of Super Jake Mayo more than once...

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (32YRo)

247 This is a test

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)

248 Hi Ben Had and Jewells!

Jewells--you looked beautiful in your gown. I hope you had a wonderful time!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (TdMsT)

249 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Does Rick Wilson sing "heigh-ho, heigh-ho" when he's heading to his desk?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 05:56 PM (e284m)

O! What do you do with a Drunken Grifter?
What do you do with a Drunken Grifter?
What do you do with a Drunken Grifter
Early in the morning?

Posted by: Dread Pirate Rick 'Greybeard' Wilson at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (byrTS)

251 Joe Fukkin Biden cant even remember what day it is. He is fast approaching drooling imbecile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (UYkjZ)

252 Rick Wilson is like a lot of people on political TV these days, on both sides. He's playing a part. He figures out the right stuff to say in the moment, and who to sell it to. Ka-ching.

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (iTXRQ)

253 In order to show solidarity with the Chinese, I am going to eat out the bungalow of every Chinese I see. I am not fecalphobic.

Posted by: M Bloomberg at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (VPuxH)

254 Does Rick Wilson sing "heigh-ho, heigh-ho" when he's heading to his desk?


Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (HaL55)

255 247 This is a test

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


D- for punctuation.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:01 PM (4e+hS)

256 Nashville is the capital of the White South, which is why it's getting ignored

Atlanta is the capital of the Black South

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (lL/XW)

257 28
> Does the pirate's wife know he's wearing her jeans?



The pirate's wife's bull probably makes him wear her jeans.



Also, her panties.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
It's not she needs them for entertaining.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (8l/cK)

258 so I watched The Shining on dvd last night (never watched it from stsrt to end before) and I saw Beto in it

Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (G546f)

259 Wow looking at that picture, the Beach Boys really let themselves go.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (gmo/4)

260 I'm a conservative.
I had a movement.
Looked a lot like this wilson guy.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (eb8JV)

261 He needs to lay off the Liberal Media chin omelettes.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (DjiZK)

262 Is Kat Von D a 1?

Posted by: LOL at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (AXS9h)

263 That's sort of what I'm saying. Clinton didn't see Al Qaeda clearly, we don't know what Trump hasn't seen.

Clinton didn't fuck up the tech boom. It happened. I'm not saying he was responsible for it, but not fucking things up is job #1.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2020 06:00 PM (gd9RK)

Clinton was smart enough after his first few disastrous years that it was funner to grift off a decent economy than to destroy it by controlling it like an autocrat. The willingness to not tax kept the party alive until Obama pitched that aside.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (eoQWY)

264 Why is it all these cuck fucks want to keep ME from being rich like them?

In a Dem/socialist society, the rich stay rich and the poor have no chance of being rich.

In the Trump economy, everyone has an opportunity to be rich because you can borrow money, build a business and reap the benefits of your hard work.

Gimme Trump. All. Day. Long.

Fuck you. #WAR

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

265 " I'm telling you I find Trump icky but I'm voting for peace, prosperity, America is Good, and fuck yeah."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2020 05:49 PM (gd9RK)

Yeah, okay. I agree with you. All of it. I would say no small part of Trump's charm is his inability to say anything other than what he is thinking at any given moment. It hurts him, it is often stream of conscience, but it is also weirdly invigorating. Like, okay, at least he ain't bullshitting me for a change. He, weirdly for a politician, doesn't seem to be lying about his policies, and fully intends to achieve every damn thing he articulates, or die trying.

For so long, soooolooong...we've had Republicans that articulated nuanced policies, and simply...didn't do anything. Gave it a half hearted go then then gave up. or even rolled over at the first attack from progressives, giving them half of whatever they want, while we go nothing. "Oh" they would say "By giving them half of what they want now means we'll get half of what we want...later. That's how this whole give and take thing works you rural rubes." Well, bullshit - we never got anything, either now or later.

Illegal immigration. Has there ever been an issue where republicans were bullshitted on more than that? They were always telling us they were just about to cut a terrific deal that would fix things...and fuck it, nothing? Then they would just sorta give up. oh well. I honestly thought trump would be the same...nope. He kept fighting, finagling, whining, backstabbing, whatever the hell it took to get that shit done. And it is not DONE, but at least something seems to be happening. At least he's taking it serious, not dropping the ball, fighting his way through. There is some hope, some sense he gives a shit about it as much as we do.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (+DS2f)

266 ... that I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway

In the Horde's opinion - still high risk.for getting caught in a quarantine, right? Or not?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 05:59 PM (G546f)

Is it worth the risk of getting sick?
Would getting sick be hazardous to you or anyone you interact with?

It sure feels like hysteria to me. If I had tickets already, I'd go. But that's me, I don't see a lot of kids or older folks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (l4C/z)

267 That has got to be the least piratey pirate I have ever seen. That soft mouth is pinging my gaydar.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

268 There are no Trump hostile conservative Republican voters. Trump skeptical, undoubtedly. Part of the entire point of conservatism is to be skeptical of any government or government official. But out here in conservative voter land we are not Trump hostile.

Only the smug cruise ship trolls is there hostility towards Trump. All that hostility of course is because he sunk the cruise ships. Once their rabid anger at Trump drove away all their subscribers and donors, they had nothing left but their hostility.

Posted by: BurkeanMama at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (CYk5a)

269 Every Wilson says he will vote Democrat, the universe needs to say " and who are you, again?"

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (eAMlh)

270 "There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump,"

Well yeah, to the ego and self-worth of a never-Trumper that's pretty clear.

To the rest of the country no, but that's not really what they're talking about is it.

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (PxAO0)

271 193 Trump doesn't follow the country club's guidelines. He crashed the party. He parked with 2 wheels up on the curb and flipped his cigarette butt in the punchbowl. And the crowd loved it.

lol.. pretty much.. plus he exposed the phonies of which there are MANY.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

and then he pulled his yacht up right next to Judge Smail's beautiful little boat and dropped his anchor all the way through it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (Kpl3J)

272 Did I say I'm a pirate? I'm a pirate ninja general. How cool is that!

Posted by: Rick Wilson, Pirate Ninja General at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (ljmGq)

273


They went from Jeb! to Marco to Hillary and finally to supporting a full-on Commie pretty quickly.

But yeah, conscience and all that shit.

LOL


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (lg/F7)

274 I can highly recommend 'Velvet 7 Dances to SNSD' on YouTube.

I find it a far more elegant jaunt through the vagaries of life than Ace's earlier Velvet 7 recommendation.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (rt6Dn)

275 260
I'm a conservative.

I had a movement.

Looked a lot like this wilson guy.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (eb8JV)

You should buy it a pink shirt and open a twitter account for it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (1CjJc)

276 Cruises, The Bulwark and now Piracy? What is it with NeverTrumpers and the Sea?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (byrTS)

277 Thank you Ladyl. I felt like a princess It was a wonderful night!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

278 I can't look at that full-bod[ied] picture of Rick Wilson without seeing him dressed as a yard gnome...


an ugly one.

Posted by: MaDuece at March 03, 2020 06:04 PM (0dmP2)

279 Is Pirate Rick paired off with a you know, The Thing? If not, I hear Ms. Lena Dunham is free!

Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2020 06:04 PM (RZW6E)

280 Joe Fukkin Biden cant even remember what day it is. He is fast approaching drooling imbecile.


I still can't decide who I'd want facing off against The Golden Scalp Weasel in November, Burnye or Ol' Slow Joe.

Hell, bring both of them on together. PDT would still kick both their asses at the same time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 06:04 PM (HaL55)

281 The uneven tan of Rick Wilson's baldness and its micromoles is like a starry nebula, infinite. To stare into it is to go mad - MAD!

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 06:04 PM (CGB5H)

282


""There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump," Kristol told me."

Did he? Well, he's an idiot.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:04 PM (lg/F7)

283 and then he pulled his yacht up right next to Judge Smail's beautiful little boat and dropped his anchor all the way through it!

lol Tom!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

284 "movement conservatives"

Shut the fuck up, you vile pussies.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (JCrfD)

285 Since when did pirates wear pocket squares?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

286 I think Velvet 7 might know she has nice knockers

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (UYkjZ)

287 Cruises, The Bulwark and now Piracy? What is it with NeverTrumpers and the Sea?

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (byrTS)

Second week of November this crew is finally going to finally look down and see their wearing the "red" shirt and start to cry.

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (32YRo)

288 >>>212 wilson obsession much ?
Posted by: stan the ram

You got me, Detective Corncob.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

289 262 Is Kat Von D a 1?
Posted by: LOL at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (AXS9h)

Do you have access to strong antibiotics?

If so, yes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (l4C/z)

290 Is it worth the risk of getting sick?
Would getting sick be hazardous to you or anyone you interact with?

==

maybe ... hubby & me do tick some of the risk boxes - asian genes, blood pressure issues - it might get bad I suppose

thanks

Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (G546f)

291 I'd like to welcome The Rick Wilson to the thread

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

292 Pretty soon Biden will be down to eating nothing but toast, spread with Aylmer's.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (eAMlh)

293 Rush had a glorious takedown of the soyciety set. Mostly because Max Boot talked trash about him on TV and ruffled his feathers.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (hvf9s)

294 I was never clear which sin Trump committed that set the ReQuislingcan Party so fiercely in opposition to him until now.
"systematically dismantling the rule of law".
Trump's Herculean task of diverting a river through the Deep State Stables to clear out 30 years of bullshit.

Posted by: Downcast at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (i1sVm)

295 Trump is like Al Czervik to the RINOs and GOPe.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

296 This guy trying to be Clapper's doppelganger?

Posted by: Diogenes off site at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (eb8JV)

297 237 Can't think of a single thing Clinton did at home or abroad that wasn't worse than the alternative, or outright destructive.

Oh no...Clinton did bad things, but he was a saint by the standards of what came after.

He sold out to the Chinese, but that was conventional wisdom at the time. He reluctantly did the Balkans, which in retrospect was about the right response. He didn't enforce the Iraq restrictions as he should have, but he'd have faced opposition for doing more.

He basically kicked the can down the road, no major short-term fuckups internationally.

Domestically? Lots of little messes but nothing catastrophic. And he rode the biggest economic boom this country had seen in decades (for which my family is very, very grateful) without spurring it in the scrotum.

Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (8erNz)

298 >>>285 Since when did pirates wear pocket squares?


Pirates call it a "jib hanky."

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

299 that I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway

In the Horde's opinion - still high risk.for getting caught in a quarantine, right? Or not?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March



So you know, horde or no, if you get sick I vote to make you stay there.

Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (HALdu)

300 Detective Corncob



*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

301 262 Is Kat Von D a 1?
Posted by: LOL at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (AXS9h)

I always thought it was interesting that Kat Von D's parents were an ultra peaceful very very religious couple from Germany who just happened to move to Argentina right after WW2.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (Kpl3J)

302


"Trump doesn't follow the country club's guidelines. He crashed the party."

He is literally Al Czervik.

And I love it.

"Oh, this your wife, huh? Ooh a lovely lady. Hey baby, you're all right. You must've been something before electricity, huh?"

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (lg/F7)

303 276 - must be the Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.

Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (RZW6E)

304 Jewells45 - I got my AoS key chain -AWESOME!!!
Thank you.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (DjiZK)

305 ""There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump," Kristol told me."

Did he? Well, he's an idiot.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:04 PM (lg/F7)

Well, he didn't say that he's seen such a case, or that he would make such a case himself, or that he would accept it if someone else did.

There's a hell of a lot of escape clauses in there for someone pretending to actually say something.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (eoQWY)

306 you're a pirate and I'm a guy with a rope and a mailbox

Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (nFwvY)

307 Does the pirate's wife know he's wearing her jeans?

The pirate's wife's bull probably makes him wear her jeans.

Also, her panties.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 05:35 PM (lbYzk)


And, by the looks of it, her bra.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Okay, I have to ask. Does this mean that the Nashville real estate market will cool off?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (Lqy/e)

309 267
That has got to be the least piratey pirate I have ever seen. That soft mouth is pinging my gaydar.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

---
It's the pocket square.

Seriously. Jeans and the sport coat is bad enough, but the pocket square?

Guy might as well wear a Pet Shop Boys t-shirt.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

310 My kids do not let me go out in public like that.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (JCrfD)

311


"Look at that one. The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

I can see Don saying these things.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (lg/F7)

312 Pirates call it a "jib hanky."
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

A mizzen mop.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (TdMsT)

313 Pirate.

heh

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

314 It's just astonishing that these ding dongs actually think their opinions matter.When they come on CNN or MSNBC it's a double-secret probation signal to all the little BernieBros and BidenHos to take a break and reload their bongs.Or whatever.It's a programming break.

Posted by: AMartel at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (WWgnZ)

315 must be the Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.


but mostly...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (yQpMk)

316 Hey Everyone! We're all getting laid! - Trump

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (gmo/4)

317 I'm thinking Rush is going to become a lot more Trumpian.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (TDEVx)

318 308 Okay, I have to ask. Does this mean that the Nashville real estate market will cool off?

Nope... Less inventory means higher prices

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (6XlcD)

319 I so want bernie to be the nominee just to see these frauds support a communist and go into contortions of how communism is better than tweets.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (r+sAi)

320 "Oh, this your wife, huh? Ooh a lovely lady. Hey baby, you're all right. You must've been something before electricity, huh?"





Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (lg/F7)

Nice jeans, do you get a free bowl of soup when you buy them?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (DjiZK)

321 Jewells45 - I got my AoS key chain -AWESOME!!!
Thank you.


Thank you. I got more supplies in but been to tired to make anything yet! lol.. but this weekend I will have 6 more.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (dUJdY)

322 No, not really, at all.

When there are lots of urgently bad things in place, doing dramatic things to correct them is the priority, not a hippocratic "do no harm".

Paris Accord. JCPOA. Trade/IP/intel situation with the heathen Chineee. NATO*. Mass illegal migration, insecure border, int'l criminal predation across our borders. Regulatory lawlessness and explosive growth.

Just to name a few.

Action, not wise inaction, were called for, and were delivered.

*NATO - eye-roll ..... NATO has lacked a purpose since '91, has lacked value and will and honor since before that, and the whole push to have them increase their spending really is pointless from our perspective, if being realistic about the actual situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (El6T/)

323 "post-libertarian"

Is this the stage of the transition from True Conservative to full-throated communist where hormones no longer are required?

Still, serious situation. There's probably more of these guys than Marxists for Trump.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (puu6v)

324 "Can't speak in complete sentences" "boorish" "crude"



Fuck me.


You can keep your cotillions and your silver-tongued Ryans and Romneys.


Some will just never get it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 03, 2020 06:09 PM (MQ0v4)

325 Donald Trump is Al Czervik in real life.

"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

"Biggest wastes of real estate are golf courses and cemetaries."

Posted by: Danny Noonan at March 03, 2020 06:09 PM (+nWCH)

326 The pocket square is because that's what you wear for picture day at schoolWHEN YOU'RE A PIRATE.

Posted by: AMartel at March 03, 2020 06:09 PM (WWgnZ)

327 I so want bernie to be the nominee just to see these frauds support a communist and go into contortions of how communism is better than tweets.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (r+sAi)

Just take their last article and cross out a few nouns and you can have the answer now.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

328 But won't some of the newcomers run away because....TORNADOES!!!!!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 03, 2020 06:09 PM (Lqy/e)

329 291
I'd like to welcome The Rick Wilson to the thread

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

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You take that back!

Posted by: Totally not that tall, strapping and handome Rick Wilson at March 03, 2020 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

330 Did I say I'm a pirate? I'm a pirate ninja general. How cool is that!
Posted by: Rick Wilson, Pirate Ninja General at March 03, 2020 06:03 PM (ljmGq)

e�ic

Posted by: The Soy Filled NeverTrump Manchildren of Twitter at March 03, 2020 06:09 PM (byrTS)

331 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (arJlL)

332
I still can't decide who I'd want facing off against The Golden Scalp Weasel in November, Burnye or Ol' Slow Joe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's
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After watching slow Joe the last couple of weeks, I doubt he could make it through a debate or two without stepping on his weeny a couple of times.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (xSo9G)

333 >>> Good Lord. Who told this douchecanoe that wearing Doc Martens made him look tough? That's so 90s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2020 05:48 PM (eXA4G)

Doc Martins are back in because 90s fashions are creeping back in. I was in NYC a few months ago and they were everywhere. (See also chokers and those flowered mini dresses worn by girls that listened to Nirvana.)

But Rick Wilson looks like a tool poseur in them.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (hvf9s)

334


"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

- PDT

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (lg/F7)

335 I can save y'all some typing for future reference. When I saw Rick Wilson's pictures, multiple times to my great dismay, one word came to mind and stuck there hard:

"Weenis"

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (7s3Gx)

336 Is there any doubt Wilson will be a kapo in his camp?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (eAMlh)

337 Ina a few days Bernie will be old news.. It's all about Joe! now

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (6XlcD)

338 A mizzen mop.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 06:07 PM (TdMsT)

Rimmer Rag

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (32YRo)

339 It'll be hilarious if these for the neocon-types to have to back Bernie after, but even Biden will be pretty funny since they're selling their sellout of conservative principles as about supporting decorum and the Rule of Law.

When a raging, manic, brain-damaged Joe starts in with panicked, "Trump is going to put black people in chains and start a pogrom on the UWS" and "Of course, I'm going to have the FBI arrest Trump for colluding with Russian ... or Ukraine ... or was it Tennessee ... you know I can't remember anymore but it was one of those Middle Eastern countries Hunter was bilking, I mean helping." They'll still have to back that too.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (hdzef)

340 ".... dismantling the rule of law"


I'm a tad late to the thread but....does anyone ever ask them WTF this means? Like can I have just one example?

Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

341 My vagina candle smells like dusty rat droppings.

Posted by: Mona Charen at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)

342 Me? I am what I eat. I'm a pussy. Loud and proud.

That guy? Cocknballs, with a side of hairymanass.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

343

I'd like to welcome The Rick Wilson to the thread


what kind of petulant little shit-sausage precedes his own name with 'The' ??

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (MQ0v4)

344 It's like the Never Trumpers were sucked into The Black Hole Of Insanity, projected through a wormhole and ended up in the Gibbering Drooling Krazee Universe.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (T09ml)

345 I wish Trump really were "dismantling the rule of law."

I would jump for joy to see these fucksticks hauled off to a concentration camp.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (Ki5SV)

346 Democrats are suck , its Slow Joe or Communism, you know the Deep State would love the passive Slow Joe because they would be running the country.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCEU2)

347 >>>312 Pirates call it a "jib hanky."
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (PbpT7)

A mizzen mop.

hahaha

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

348 315
must be the Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.





but mostly...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (yQpMk)

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Arrr, there be surprise anal for the lucky ones!

Posted by: Bulwark Pirate at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)

349 This dude's never even pirated a Disney movie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (90yTk)

350 Last time I saw docking lips like that, it had a hook in it!

Posted by: Al Czervik at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (ufFY8)

351 (...) 90s fashions are creeping back in.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (hvf9s)


I've never been more ready for anything in my life.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

352

Rick Wilson, and the rest of them for that matter.

How does one shame these clowns, when it is clear that they have NO shame?

And the networks that continue to give them airtime.

Wilson gives White Trash a bad name.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (sy5kK)

353 "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (7s3Gx)

354 *NATO - eye-roll ..... NATO has lacked a purpose since '91, has lacked value and will and honor since before that, and the whole push to have them increase their spending really is pointless from our perspective, if being realistic about the actual situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 06:08 PM (El6T/)

Tweaking the Euros about Nato contributions is like a hobby for Trump. He knows the alliance is a dead letter, but he was more important things to deal with before that bubbles to the top of the stack. And every dollar he gets is one less we have to kick in.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

355 Ina a few days Bernie will be old news in the hospital, recovering.. It's all about Joe! now
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (6XlcD)


Corrected for likely accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Pirate 'docking lips.'

Huge lol.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (jWe5r)

357 He is Ragnar Dannesjold in disguise. I can see him shouting the words:

"I'm after a man whom I want to destroy. "

"What man?"

"Robin Hood. ...He was the man who robbed the rich and gave to the poor. "

Posted by: FloridaMan at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (r28kI)

358 Is Kat Von D a 1?
Posted by: LOL at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (AXS9h)

I always thought it was interesting that Kat Von D's parents were an ultra peaceful very very religious couple from Germany who just happened to move to Argentina right after WW2.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM


Years ago I spent some time in Brasil working with their Army. A surprising number of their officers had a"von" something something name.
Spoke German too.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (eb8JV)

359 AH....I think I got it.

The Never Trumpers remind me of Communists in 1937 Germany who joined the Nazis.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (T09ml)

360 I voted for Trump today in the primary. No way am I going to waste one iota of effort on Operation Chaos.

I mean, I get it. But I also get that the dems, the Media, Hollywood, and every screaming lib out there is going to cheat to the rafters to bring either brain-dead Biden or death-to-America Bernie across the finish line.

They need to be ended, not encouraged.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (l9m7l)

361
356 Pirate 'docking lips.'

Huge lol.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (jWe5r)



I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (TdMsT)

362 what kind of petulant little shit-sausage precedes his own name with 'The' ??
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (MQ0v4)


The Lord Humungus, for one.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (t+qrx)

363 (See also chokers and those flowered mini dresses worn by girls that listened to Nirvana.)

But Rick Wilson looks like a tool poseur in them.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (hvf9s)

Rick sure does look like a complete tool in chokers and flowered mini-dressers! Needs an eye patch...

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (32YRo)

364 that I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway

In the Horde's opinion - still high risk.for getting caught in a quarantine, right? Or not?



go next year after everybody's dead

Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)

365 pirates call the taint the "keel seal"

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (PbpT7)

366 336 Is there any doubt Wilson will be a kapo in his camp?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (eAMlh)

Well HE thinks so.

More likely he'd be somebody's toothless bottom bitch, pimped out to everyone who's hungry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (l4C/z)

367 '...because 90s fashions are creeping back in.'

If they bring back grunge, I'm going to hurt someone.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (rt6Dn)

368 After watching slow Joe the last couple of weeks, I doubt he could make it through a debate or two without stepping on his weeny a couple of times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (xSo9G)


Maybe Biden will learn to squirt the blood from his eyeballs onto Trump during the debate. That would at least be entertaining.

Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (YxML+)

369 That guy wouldn't last 10 minutes on a pirate ship, he'd be buttfucked and keel hauled before he could squeal with delight.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

370 340
".... dismantling the rule of law"





I'm a tad late to the thread but....does anyone ever ask them WTF this means? Like can I have just one example?

Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

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Yeah, absolutely none of them are outraged that the FISA process was completely subverted.

Because all they want is to get Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

371 I saw Butt Buccaneer open for Raging Anal at The Blue Oyster in 2012.

It was an accident......

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

372 Key chains?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (4e+hS)

373 Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (ufFY8)

374 Well The Dick with Ears Wilson is a Butt Pirate

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (BqBId)

375 I always thought it was interesting that Kat Von D's parents were an ultra peaceful very very religious couple from Germany who just happened to move to Argentina right after WW2.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 06:06 PM (Kpl3J)

Wow. You think you know someone, then this happens.

Is it wrong that she's even hotter now?

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (46Cs5)

376 Dead Party Walking

The Ds have no good scenarios.
They're pushing Biden because they believe that he'll be less a disaster down ticket

By the summer he'll be exposed as a lifetime crook. There are lots of LIVs, many smart, who know little of Bidens sordid past. Including my family. Once exposed, they will stay home

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (lL/XW)

377 Ha, I think yard gnome rick wilson is a perfect modification.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (r+sAi)

378 >>>364 that I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway

i wouldn't.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

379 The Never Trumpers remind me of Communists in 1937 Germany who joined the Nazis.

Edward VIII after the abdication.

THERE is your historical analog.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (JCrfD)

380 Docking lips?
I've heard of them!


Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (ufFY8)

381 The Lord Humungus, for one.

Good call.

Was 'Lord' his real name though?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (MQ0v4)

382 >>>377 Ha, I think yard gnome rick wilson is a perfect modification.


oh man if only I could sculpt!!!!

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

383 >>> In the Trump economy, everyone has an opportunity to be rich because you can borrow money, build a business and reap the benefits of your hard work. Gimme Trump. All. Day. Long. Fuck you. #WAR Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh btw, thank you to whomever recommended financial advice to Alex last week when the stock market cratered! I took it to heart and finally opened up a Roth.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (hvf9s)

384 So did they make sure some young kid in a suit did a thing so all the oldsters can see that All the Kidz are Krazy for Konservatism?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (j3npP)

385 First mate French, man the Dutch Rudder!

Posted by: Dread Pirate Dick Wilson at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (1CjJc)

386 "Pirate Docking Lips" might be Ace's funniest quip of the year so far.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (byrTS)

387 > Hostis humani generis, baby!

Yes. "Publick enemies" in the vernacular of the time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (lbYzk)

388 I would jump for joy to see these fucksticks hauled off to a concentration camp.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (Ki5SV)

Will settle for Fat Camp.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (46Cs5)

389 that I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway

Not yet.

The Italians need to cinch some things down.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (JCrfD)

390 Look at those bucanears. He looks like Dumbo.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

391 A mizzen mop.



hahaha

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

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Useful for wiping the chin.

After visiting Pierre in his cabin.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

392 Honest question. Is "TRUMP IS A THREAT TO THE RULE OF LAW" a thing that was focused grouped? I have no idea what they are referring to when they say this. And I mean, coming from the left it's just hilarious.

Posted by: dj3way at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (bhPL1)

393 I'm looking forward to 5 years from now when nobody remembers who they are and all these wretched organizations they keep forming and collapsing in are finally gone. Eventually even guys like Omydar will stop funding them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2020 05:43 PM (KZzsI)


I think you mean 5 minutes from now...

Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (YxML+)

394 I had to read the content. My "reward" for hanging a new ceiling fan in the living room.

Allz I can say is that's one vicious looking Pirate. Shiver muh timbers.

They hath down the wind...they shalt reap the whirlwind.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (FIlx9)

395 "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM


Last time I did she wanted $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (eb8JV)

396 Polls in VT and VA close in 45 min.

Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (AXS9h)

397 Arrrr! Shiver my timber, what a douchecanoe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (rBtIz)

398 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:10 PM (lg/F7)

1000 bucks you miss the putt.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (DjiZK)

399 Rick Wilson's favorite musical group is Dokken, besides Judy Garland of course.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (4e+hS)

400 Dead Party Walking

The Ds have no good scenarios.
They're pushing Biden because they believe that he'll be less a disaster down ticket

By the summer he'll be exposed as a lifetime crook. There are lots of LIVs, many smart, who know little of Bidens sordid past. Including my family. Once exposed, they will stay home
Posted by: Ignoramus

________________

I remember you calling dead on last time, you were one of the few people here that thought Trump had it in the bag.

I'm way more pessimistic, but maybe that will pass.

Biden is not strong, and he is deeply corrupt, but unfortunately I see this election being one with a lot more heartburn than say if Bernie were the nominee.

Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (sjTfF)

401 What. Do these fags think they want in the party of Katie Hill so they can thruple?

Lookin to bring another man into the relationship?

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

402 386 "Pirate Docking Lips" might be Ace's funniest quip of the year so far.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (byrTS)

Ace does have a gift

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (l4C/z)

403 Voted for Trump in the MN primary - I'll sleep OK tonight. Was #269 in my precinct at 4:50pm CST.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (aKgvL)

404 Sown .....damn autocucumber.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (FIlx9)

405 Was 'Lord' his real name though?
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (MQ0v4)


I never thought to ask. He seemed very insistent on it.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (t+qrx)

406 pirates



sad!

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (bDqIh)

407 Joe does seem to be kicking up his rage-o-meter a notch.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (TDEVx)

408 Domestically? Lots of little messes but nothing catastrophic. And he rode the biggest economic boom this country had seen in decades (for which my family is very, very grateful) without spurring it in the scrotum.


NAFTA was catastrophic. That abortion of a law shut down tens of thousands of small businesses and put millions of formerly-upwardly-mobile Americans out of work in the years that followed. It destroyed my career and cost me my marriage. It's why I'm barely subsisting today.


It also destroyed a lot of the Republican base and their contributions.


I hate BJ Cliton with the heat of a million suns over what he did to me for no reason. I hope his brains turns into Swiss cheese and he dies a very slow and painful death. And has to move back in with Her Heinous in the end.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (HaL55)

409 Honest question. Is "TRUMP IS A THREAT TO THE RULE OF LAW" a thing that was focused grouped?

How many entries on the flipchart do you think these bozos wrote before they came up with "movement conservatives"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (JCrfD)

410 Honest question. Is "TRUMP IS A THREAT TO THE RULE OF LAW" a thing that was focused grouped? I have no idea what they are referring to when they say this. And I mean, coming from the left it's just hilarious.
Posted by: dj3way at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (bhPL1)

Like the "RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA" mantra, it is trying to link back to what they remember their bosses saying they hated back when they started working. They think this slogan is a magic incantation that will cause opposition to fold up and blow away.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

411 Rush was talking yesterday that a week ago everyone had written off Slow Joe and everyone predicted he would win SC and still be done for, Sloe Joe wins SC just as everyone predicted, yet now everyone is backing him.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCEU2)

412 Less a pirate, more like 3 sheets to the wind.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (DjiZK)

413 >>> I've never been more ready for anything in my life.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

Unlike Rick Wilson, you will rock it I'm sure!

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (hvf9s)

414 378-364 I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway

i wouldn't.
Posted by: ace

I wouldn't either. The Eternal City will be there---later.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (tkNkP)

415 So you know, horde or no, if you get sick I vote to make you stay there.

Posted by: not so

Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (G546f)

416 Really, he doesn't look in the least like a Somalian pirate. At best, he could loot a duck's ass on a pond, maybe, if he had help. And it was a small duck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (wwSQm)

417 392
Honest question. Is "TRUMP IS A THREAT TO THE RULE OF LAW" a thing that
was focused grouped? I have no idea what they are referring to when they
say this. And I mean, coming from the left it's just hilarious.

Posted by: dj3way at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (bhPL1)

I think it is a "Fake News" thing in reverse. Trump co-opted that lefty term, weaponized it, and bludgeoned them with it. We complain about lack of rule of law. They attempt to co-opt that, and use it as a weapon.

Problem for them is that it is not ground in any reality, and they generally suck at being useful. So massive fail.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (1CjJc)

418 407 Joe does seem to be kicking up his rage-o-meter a notch.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (TDEVx)

He just saw Pirates of the Caribbean 2?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (l4C/z)

419 Pirates don't wear mom jeans.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (nu45M)

420 401
What. Do these fags think they want in the party of Katie Hill so they can thruple?



Lookin to bring another man into the relationship?

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

---
She's out of their league.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

421 It's like the Never Trumpers were sucked into The Black Hole Of Insanity, projected through a wormhole

GELLAR FIELDS ARE RUSSIAN COLLUSION!
-The beautifully mutated Chaos Republicans

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (CGB5H)

422 "360 I voted for Trump today in the primary. No way am I going to waste one iota of effort on Operation Chaos.

I mean, I get it. But I also get that the dems, the Media, Hollywood, and every screaming lib out there is going to cheat to the rafters to bring either brain-dead Biden or death-to-America Bernie across the finish line.

They need to be ended, not encouraged."

I couldn't pull the lever for a commie today because, unlike this collection of treasonous bastards, I still have a scintilla of integrity. But I did crossover to vote for Tulsi just to let her know eye candy continues to have value, and perhaps to encourage her to run third party, but mostly the former.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (puu6v)

423 Rick Wilson's favorite musical group is Dokken, besides Judy Garland of course.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (4e+hS)


Wait.

What's wrong with Dokken?

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

424 By the summer he'll be exposed as a lifetime crook. There are lots of LIVs, many smart, who know little of Bidens sordid past. Including my family. Once exposed, they will stay home

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (lL/XW)

Hunter Biden is almost certainly going to be indicted, and he's such a rancid talentless shit that no one outside the most partisan dems will want to defend him. Even Clinton at least had some charisma.

If the President doesn't arrest the tucker he absolutely deserves to lose.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (46Cs5)

425 Wilson looks like Roark Jr. in "Sin City".

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (NsTYX)

426 I just got back from voting. It was fairly busy, but there was no line because new equipment makes things much faster than before. A scanner reads your driver license and you sign, indicating that you've voted. Then the usual ballot in an optical scanner. Surprisingly efficient.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

427 411
Rush was talking yesterday that a week ago everyone had written off Slow
Joe and everyone predicted he would win SC and still be done for, Sloe
Joe wins SC just as everyone predicted, yet now everyone is backing him.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCEU2)

Yeah, it's stupid.
The MFM just want to gin up the 'horse race' crap, instead of talking about real policies and consequences.
Everything has to be crammed into 3 minute segments.
Heaven forbid that 15 minutes as allowed for discussion of a topic.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (ufFY8)

428 Making fun of Dokken is taking things too far.

Posted by: Nip at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (pOIQ0)

429 There were several small towns in southern Brazil (Santa Catarina state, also Parana and Rio Grande do Sul) where German was easy to found spoken in public as recently as .... the 80s. When Brazil was rented by FDR, er, when Brazil gloriously entered WWII on the side of the allies (in return for some $$, steel mills, and players to be named later), there was a small awkwardness.

Southern Brazil had large communities of German and Italian immigrants (pre-fascist era - mostly from the late 19th century, land-grant programs for immigrants), and German and Italian were the language of instruction in some public schools. Oops.

Didn't look good to have the Axis languages so prominent in and "Allied" country (leaving aside the largest Japanese community outside Japan, in Sao Paulo - but Japanese intel never really bothered with it, so the Brazilians had no serious concerns). So Brazil probably had the largest groups of people speaking the Axis languages of any country in the world.

Obviously some Nazi thugs found sanctuary or obscurity in Brazil, including one famous one, but the German community there long pre-dates Schickelgruber.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (El6T/)

430 he's also a wilting coward, probably due to being so short, fat, insecure, sad, and short and fat and short.
.........

and pasty and fat and short.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

431 That is without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever seen.

*looks around *

Crap. The rum is gone.

Posted by: Captain! Jack Sparrow at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (rBtIz)

432 I've never been more ready for anything in my life.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

Need to dust off my Screaming Trees tour shirt and pull out the ol 18 hole Doc Martens

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (DjiZK)

433
There a more than a few schools that have cancelled their semester abroad programs for Italy.


I am not a scientist but play one on the internet, but certain locations seem to have a more vicious strain of this or the way the culture is makes it more communicable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (r+sAi)

434 Joe does seem to be kicking up his rage-o-meter a notch.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:17 PM (TDEVx)

He just saw Pirates of the Caribbean 2?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM




He thought he was on the It's A Small World After All ride.

Posted by: Diogenes off site at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (eb8JV)

435 What's wrong with Dokken?
Posted by: Sponge



Play on words, bro.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (4e+hS)

436 Wilson looks like Roark Jr. in "Sin City".

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (NsTYX)

You can't do a thing to me, Trumpigan!

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (46Cs5)

437 Making fun of Dokken is taking things too far.
Posted by: Nip at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (pOIQ0)


Hear Hear!

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)

438 Maybe they're talking about some guy named Law, Vern Law.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (eAMlh)

439 "I was so ugly my Mother breast fed me through a straw."

-Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (T09ml)

440 430 he's also a wilting coward, probably due to being so short, fat, insecure, sad, and short and fat and short.
.........

and pasty and fat and short.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

Don't forget stupid and thin-skinned

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (l4C/z)

441 Biden is not strong, and he is deeply corrupt, but unfortunately I see this election being one with a lot more heartburn than say if Bernie were the nominee.
Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (sjTfF)

Bernie excites some people, but likely repels more.

Biden repels less, maybe, but excites nobody, and the DNC cheating drives off more.

Accepting all of Bernies' policies and then some and putting Biden on that platform is likely to repel everyone.

I don't think in 2020 you can do the 'tack to the middle' that is traditional. They don't know where the middle even is.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (eoQWY)

442 I think it is a "Fake News" thing in reverse. Trump
co-opted that lefty term, weaponized it, and bludgeoned them with it. We
complain about lack of rule of law. They attempt to co-opt that, and
use it as a weapon.

Problem for them is that it is not ground in any reality, and they generally suck at being useful. So massive fail.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (1CjJc)

---
The Never Trumpers use the phrase because they can't point to actual non-conservative things in his actions.

He's basically checking off every conservative policy they ran on for decades and getting them done. The guy has done more for the right to life movement than Reagan did.

So they can't go after him on the grounds he's not conservative. Instead they make up some crap cribbed from the Dems about how he needs to be impeached, but they can't even get that stupidity right.

Basically grifters thrashing about in a jello pond looking for tips from passing pervert billionaires.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

443
Rick Wilson's favorite musical group is Dokken, besides Judy Garland of course.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:16 PM (4e+hS)

Wait.

What's wrong with Dokken?
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)






George Lynch frickin' rocks.

Don Dokken looks like he wears black leather Crocs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (eXA4G)

444 "I was so poor growing up .. if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with."

-Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (T09ml)

445
Super Tuesday has launched at MSNBC, and Chris Matthews is sitting in his bathrobe snarling at his wife.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (M9ntN)

446 Maybe I led a sheltered life, but I've never known anyone completely lacking in principles such as the Never Trump filth quoted above. They're literally a parody of every 1980's era corporate bad man Hollywood supplied as the stock prime-time villain on ____ TV drama. Really beyond comprehension.

Posted by: PacosMojo at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (pV4s0)

447 > I had an immediate abhorrence of him. He's vain, comes across as vapid and shallow. He's everything you shouldn't be. He can't speak in complete sentences.

Yes. He's got that obnoxious, superior New York attitude that makes me want to cut a bitch.

But I'd crawl through broken glass to vote for him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (lbYzk)

448 Need to dust off my Screaming Trees tour shirt and pull out the ol 18 hole Doc Martens
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (DjiZK)


Same but Chucks and an Operation Ivy shirt.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (t+qrx)

449 I just had to stomach, "Trump is making everything worse because he slashed funding to the CDC!"


oh FFS

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

450 Look at those bucanears. He looks like Dumbo.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)


A little boy shows up at a house on Halloween.

The lady answering the door asks, "And who are you?"

"I'm a pirate!"
he growls.

"And where are your buccaneers?" she asks.

"Under my buckin' hat!" replies the moppet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (Ki5SV)

451 I dressed like a dork in the 90s... guess I'll have to hit the Sally Ann.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (90yTk)

452 "I was so ugly my Mother breast fed me through a straw."

-Rick Wilson
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (T09ml)


Her mother paid the maid to do it. She was ashamed to do it herself.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

453 "During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

-Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (T09ml)

454 453 "During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

-Rick Wilson
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (T09ml)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:22 PM (l4C/z)

455 that I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway

In the Horde's opinion - still high risk.for getting caught in a quarantine, right? Or not?



go next year after everybody's dead
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (iTXRQ)

Coronavirus can be transmitted before symptoms appear and after they go away and can survive on a smooth surface for up to a week. I'd hold off until next year if I were you.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 06:22 PM (byrTS)

456 "I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio."

-Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:22 PM (T09ml)

457 The man is a goober.

Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 06:22 PM (lcd8p)

458 Super Tuesday has launched at MSNBC, and Chris Matthews is sitting in his bathrobe snarling at his wife.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (M9ntN)


And she's snarling back. "You never look at ME like you look at THOSE trollops, Chrissy....."

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)

459 How does one shame these clowns, when it is clear that they have NO shame?


Ace seems to do a good job of it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (HaL55)

460 "I'm so ugly...My father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet."

-Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (T09ml)

461 A pirate ye wants to be, mate? Well, here's yer bucket and mop, ye olde glory hole be found belowdecks, landlubber.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

462 coronavirus is just another common cold!

FFS calm the fuck down!

wash your hands
keep your hands away from your face
stay home if you're sic.

jesusmotherfuckinghampsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (d7Ww2)

463 "I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio."

-Rick Wilson
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:22 PM (T09ml)


"Mommy always wanted to dry my hair with the blow drier while I was still in the tub."

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)

464 I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.

What the fvck is the problem?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


As best as I can figure it, 3 things:

Narcissistic rage that he never kissed their ring
He doesn't even pretend to want to be part of their He-Man-Normie-Hating club.

Along with that, their remora like existence on the conservative moment was drastically altered.

Anti-cult of personality. Hating him is the antipode to worshiping someone like Reagan. There really isn't anyone on the Right that can pull a Reagan off again, so hating Trump will have to fill in that desperate hole in their souls for something to be consumed with .

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (S+F2a)

465 he's also a wilting coward, probably due to being so short, fat, insecure, sad, and short and fat and short.
.........

and pasty and fat and short.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

Don't forget stupid and thin-skinned
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (l4C/z)


**sighs**

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (Ki5SV)

466 I LOVE Dokken.

Posted by: Rick Wilson, Pirate at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (4e+hS)

467 what kind of petulant little shit-sausage precedes his own name with 'The' ??


Oh, don't talk to our movie guy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (gd9RK)

468 "When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

*Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (T09ml)

469 LizLem, hogmartin is a handsome fellow and can carry off any look he chooses.

I really liked the fedora and trenchcoat.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (TDEVx)

470 FFS calm the fuck down!

wash your hands
keep your hands away from your face
stay home if you're sic.

jesusmotherfuckinghampsterfuckers
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (d7Ww2)


I will say that I find keeping my hands away from my face easier said than done.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

471 'Man, was I an ugly baby. Are you kidding me? My mother never breastfeed me, she said she just wanted to be friends.'

- The Rick Wilson Experience

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (rt6Dn)

472 My wife said she wanted to make mad, passionate love in the back seat--and she wanted me to drive!

Posted by: Rick Wilson at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (sWM8x)

473 "Of course I was afraid the first time I had sex. Hell, I was alone."

-Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (T09ml)

474 A defining element of Never Trump is their viciousness towards conservative women.

Wilson is merely the latest example. Kevin Williamson is a known slapper of women. They all have serious issues with strong, attractive women.

Kurt Schlichter likes to hit them for sexual dysfunction, but it's pretty obvious that they've got something seriously wrong. Normal men don't get as vicious as they do so quickly around females.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)

475 My doctor told me I was going to die. I asked for a second opinion. He said you're ugly too.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (eAMlh)

476 "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

-Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (T09ml)

477 Coronavirus can be transmitted before symptoms
appear and after they go away and can survive on a smooth surface for up
to a week. I'd hold off until next year if I were you.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 03, 2020 06:22 PM (byrTS)

Especially if you have at risk family members or friends who are particularly susceptible (>59, diabetes, cardiovascular cases, etc.).

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (1CjJc)

478 The Democrat Top Command's main objective now is to end the need for Biden to go farther and farther left to compete for the nomination. The sooner Slow Joe can begin talking like a slightly center-left fellow in debates and town halls, the better his chances in the general, is what the the Dem Command believes.

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (AMIL/)

479 Concur with Ignoramus, main thing for Dems is clearly trying to mitigate down-ticket damage. Both leading candidates could be trouble for different reasons, but Bernie is almost certain to inflict predictable damage (black turnout, "centrist" - clueless and ignorant - Dems, etc.) on known, critical Dem robot voter cohorts. Biden could be a holocaust, but it's not as clear or as certain.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (El6T/)

480 Considering that the "movement" conservatives are basically puppets of hostile media occupation, I propose a new term. Vichy conservative.

Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (XrOaz)

481 Same but Chucks and an Operation Ivy shirt.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM (t+qrx)

*fist bump*Partial to Screaming Trees, Van Connor was my 5th grade camp counselor. Unfortunately Van and Gary Lee are bitter old commies now. Mark Lanegan was the only guy who stayed half way normal after the fame.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (DjiZK)

482 "I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up."

-Rick Wilson

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (T09ml)

483 > the way the culture is makes it more communicable.

The Chinese are jammed together like sardines. It didn't help that this outbreak happened at Chinese New Year, when every conveyance from jetliners to ox carts is packed just as full as it can be with Chinese going home to see the 'rents, all spitting sputum on the floor of said conveyance.

Italians aren't as crowded as China (though still quite crowded by American standards) but they physically touch each other a lot.

I found out on this site that the Iranians like to LICK the religious objects in their mosques.

Which... eeeew!



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (lbYzk)

484 Real Pirates have a hook on the end of one arm and a patch over an eyeless hole.

And say aaarrrrrggggg a lot.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (Y274z)

485 That Wilson guy(?) would look good with my fist in his fat bald smug face.
I bet one bust in the chops and he goes down like a sack of potatoes and cowers whimpering in the fetal/fecal position.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:26 PM (pw+jk)

486 the 12 human scum provide a useful service ... they let blue collar Democrats know Trump is not their man ... i.e. .. Trump is not GOPe ... Trump is not the thing blue collar Dems are trained to hate (which is the GOPe, the scum) The scum identify Trump as an outsider ... hurray for the outsider. (Biden, consummate insider ... insider corrupt liar with dementia ... go Joe)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2020 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

487 I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.

What the fvck is the problem?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


My thoughts are, the longer he sticks around, the harder it is for corruption and graft.

These media fucks get ALL of their info from leaks. If the leaks go away, they're out of work because they have NOTHING to fall back on.

Trump blows this up and starts over with HIS people, the odds of a leak giving them something to spin drops significantly.

They know their days are numbered.

Oh, and they give a FUCK about average Americans that are actually BENEFITING from a Trump administration.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

488 I just don't know how you could enjoy yourself on a vacation knowing you were near a hot spot of the the Corona breaking out.

I wouldn't have a problem traveling other places, but Italy and China would be crossed off the list for sure.

Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 06:26 PM (sjTfF)

489 Arrr, cannot wait 'till these crimpin' picaroons dance the hempen jig 'cause they couldn't furl their bleedin' bungholes!!

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:27 PM (bDqIh)

490 The 2nd time I had sex was scary, especially for my sister. - Rick Wilson

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:27 PM (4e+hS)

491 >>>377 Ha, I think yard gnome rick wilson is a perfect modification.

oh man if only I could sculpt!!!!

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

How the shelves coming along?

Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)

492 Those German / Italian places in southern Brazil are where the supermodels come from

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:27 PM (lL/XW)

493 I use fish oil.

On my genitals because that's the only way the cat will visit.

I'm Rick Wilson and I approve this message.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

494 THE Rick Wilson:

"My wife, she loves to talk during sex.

I get phone calls, day and night!"

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at March 03, 2020 06:28 PM (El6T/)

495 Oh, and they give a FUCK about average Americans that are actually BENEFITING from a Trump administration.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh, they do give a fuck.

They don't like it, because the better we do the less we need people like them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

496 Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together has to know nothing Bernie says will work. You can't let anyone in the world who can get here have free fkin everything, make colleges free, heathcare free, its lunacy.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:28 PM (ZCEU2)

497 490 The 2nd time I had sex was scary, especially for my sister. - Rick Wilson
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:27 PM (4e+hS)

"I'll take 'Things Ben Shapiro has said' for 200.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:28 PM (l4C/z)

498 I can't stop laughing ace from your take downs of the "Butt Buccaneer".


Hil-ar-i-ous.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 06:28 PM (Orx/W)

499 Biden could be a holocaust, but it's not as clear or as certain.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 06:25 PM (El6T/)

Biden will be a fucking disaster, and Trump may actually be able to indict him personally if things go badly enough. The Kenyan knows all of this, and that's why he refused to endorse Biden until the alternative was Sanders. Which may still happen despite him, which would mean a complete collapse of the Obama machine.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (46Cs5)

500 What's even more striking is that they think of themselves as upper-class, the intellectual aristocracy.

Kevin Williamson slapped a bitch at the opera because he's so cultured.

Rick Wilson is full of nastiness because he's a pirate with a pocket square.

Jonah Goldberg is positively rude to his Mollie, but he went to Goucher, which makes him better than you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

501 I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.

What the fvck is the problem?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

_______________

It's more about people that are on the outside looking in. Remember Romney begging Trump for a job after the election? That's really most of this.

It's scary to think, people like Kristol were basically the William F Buckley of the conservative movement not that long ago. Now he's a complete joke.

Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (sjTfF)

502 For Christmas, I bought my kid a BB rifle.

He got me a t-shirt with a bullseye on it.


*Rick Wilson

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (HaL55)

503 Oldcat and Flounder, that's what I was thinking. But they say it so much I was like "They must be referring to something he did that I just don't remember?" because you hear it constantly, from everyone opposed to Trump.

You'd think he ran guns to mexican drug lords or something...

Posted by: dj3way at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (bhPL1)

504 The first words out of my mouth after bustin my cherry were "Get off me Pa you're crushing my smokes."
The Rick Wilson

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (pw+jk)

505 I am homeless no more! Got a place in Arlington

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (fz3ky)

506 >>I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.

>>What the fvck is the problem?

Most people are sheep. They follow the popular culture and go through life without troubling their brain.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

507 that I am this close to convincing family we should go to Florence & Rome anyway 

In the Horde's opinion - still high risk.for getting caught in a quarantine, right? Or not? 



go next year after everybody's dead 
Posted by: DB- just DB, diggin' the scene with my outsized public profile at March 03, 2020 06:13 PM (iTXRQ) 



coronavirus is just another common cold! 

FFS calm the fuck down! 

wash your hands 
keep your hands away from your face 
stay home if you're sic. 

jesusmotherfuckinghampsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 06:23 PM (d7Ww2)

Sounds like a go. Enjoy the trip!

Posted by: LOL at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (AXS9h)

508 400:

"Biden is not strong, and he is deeply corrupt, but unfortunately I see this election being one with a lot more heartburn than say if Bernie were the nominee."

I actually see it as the opposite, enough, even, to resist the temptation to vote in an open primary for Bernie today. He actually could win, and win big (and, conversely, lose in a blowout). Biden is small ball, who in a best case scenario could keep the race close for the Dems. Biden also could lose spectacularly. Bernie isn't to be taken lightly at any level. Biden will have the shit kicked out of him long before Milwaukee and even if the DNC grandees could engineer a "win" for him, it wouldn't be with a belief he actually could win.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (puu6v)

509 >377 Ha, I think yard gnome rick wilson is a perfect modification.

oh man if only I could sculpt!!!!

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

How the shelves coming along?
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)

If you photoshop it you could probably get it 3D printed and painted.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

510 What I can't understand is why these clowns wouldn't keep quiet and suck it up for a few years and then try to take everything back over like they did in '88.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (nu45M)

511 smells like a movement all right.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (ykYG2)

512 We know little about the virus. Why aren't people dropping like flies in Hong Kong? Meanwhile the leaders in Iran are

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:30 PM (lL/XW)

513 Rick Wilson hangs out on (cruise) ships and steals people's money so yeah, he's totally a pirate.

Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at March 03, 2020 06:30 PM (KJ1D7)

514 So we're just stealing from Rodney Dangerfield now? - Rick Wilson

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2020 06:30 PM (4e+hS)

515 Let's have a media event and invite this pirate and Dan Crenshaw and see who's better.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)

516 ngu, which Arlington? the county in VA or the city between FtW and Dallas

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 06:30 PM (ykYG2)

517 469 LizLem, hogmartin is a handsome fellow and can carry off any look he chooses.

I really liked the fedora and trenchcoat.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:24 PM (TDEVx)


Yep. He's purty hot!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 06:30 PM (TdMsT)

518 >>How does one shame these clowns, when it is clear that they have NO shame?


the shame is part of the kink!!

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:30 PM (bDqIh)

519 493
I use fish oil.



On my genitals because that's the only way the cat will visit.



I'm Rick Wilson and I approve this message.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Ok, sponge and all you guys i can't breath.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Orx/W)

520 Oldcat and Flounder, that's what I was thinking. But they say it so much I was like "They must be referring to something he did that I just don't remember?" because you hear it constantly, from everyone opposed to Trump.

You'd think he ran guns to mexican drug lords or something...
Posted by: dj3way at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (bhPL1)

Obama and their precious Deep State did that. They like them anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

521 433
There a more than a few schools that have cancelled their semester abroad programs for Italy.


I am not a scientist but play one on the internet, but certain locations seem to have a more vicious strain of this or the way the culture is makes it more communicable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (r+sAi)

I was in the car earlier listening to FBN. Some guy they had on there for some other reason related this story about his son.

Son was doing a study abroad thing in Florence. He and two friend happened to be in Switzerland when their program was cancelled. They couldn't get a flight back to Florence so this father had to hire a car to drive them. They got to Florence, then got on a flight to JFK. When they got off the plane at JFK no one said boo...no temperature check, nothing. Not very reassuring....

Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

522 What is a movement conservative as opposed to a conservative?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (eAMlh)

523 What they mean by "conservative" and "principled" is that they reserve the right to be contrary and claim higher standards than the left - pretending to be loftier and more superior beings. Well, the natural consequence of being in the beltway bubble is that any external standard of what being more moral looks like must degrade, leaving only the form.

So, then, we have people who believe that it's moral to harrumph abortion while not actually immoral to endorse it. Moral to talk about fiscal responsibility, but to enforce it is meaningless. They're the Conscience of the Beltway Class, you see.

If Trump causes them to be ejected from the Beltway Class by making them tied to him, then the Beltway Class will be without Conscience. Hence endless Sturm and Drang - the Beltway Class must have a conscience because it is inevitable and eternal, so the Evil of Trump - he knows not what he does! - will then leave their fellows corrupted (by which we mean, free of their presence and influence) FOREVER!

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (CGB5H)

524
The "serious" poses of the folks pictured in that Politico article are hilarious.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (pNxlR)

525 Why is it, that with the power to appoint the heads of all the federal agencies, haven't we seen reorganizations with millions of mandatory sideways promotions to positions with no power. (Preferably to buildings with no windows or phones or WiFi or computers or cafeterias and an understaffed TSA crew checking all entry and exit and tossing all food or water anyone tries to bring in...I know. Not reasonable) I've seen it often enough in business when someone who knows where the bodies are buried screws up but can't be fired.

Posted by: Downcast at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (xgpfE)

526 If Wilson identifies as a pirate, I would be happy to identify as a British naval captain.

Short drop, sudden stop.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (ykYG2)

527 "506 >>I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes.

>>What the fvck is the problem?

Most people are sheep. They follow the popular culture and go through life without troubling their brain."

That's the correct explanation for the non-grifter element.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (puu6v)

528 I wouldn't be caught pants down, ass-in-the-air, doggie-style in these dungarees.

Posted by: Jack Sparrow at March 03, 2020 06:32 PM (ATCV4)

529 505 I am homeless no more! Got a place in Arlington
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (fz3ky)
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You're right up the road!

Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 06:32 PM (MVjcR)

530 Rick Wilson, pirate captain of "The Flaming Queen."

Arrrh.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2020 06:32 PM (ZbwAu)

531 510
What I can't understand is why these clowns wouldn't keep quiet and suck
it up for a few years and then try to take everything back over like
they did in '88.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (nu45M)

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Because they're stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

532 I'm also a Pirate!!!!

Posted by: Richard Simmons at March 03, 2020 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

533 Real Pirates have a hook on the end of one arm and a patch over an eyeless hole.

And say aaarrrrrggggg a lot.
.........

because the peg leg hurts like shit all the time.

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

534 I am homeless no more! Got a place in Arlington
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (fz3ky)


Cemetery?

Texas?

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

535
Look at it from Rick Wilson's point of view.

He is making a lot more money than his last job as a fluffer in a gay massage parlor, and they pay for his parking, too!

Success!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 06:33 PM (sy5kK)

536 NGU "I am homeless no more! Got a place in Arlington".

We assume the over-priced suburb, not the national cemetery.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 06:33 PM (El6T/)

537 Whatever happened to just being an actual MAN and keeping the gloves on, just a bit, when speaking to a lady?

Oh. We are talking about Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 03, 2020 06:33 PM (2B9A/)

538
522 What is a movement conservative as opposed to a conservative?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (eAMlh)


A fixation with ones bowels. Or gonads. It's complicated.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 06:33 PM (pNxlR)

539 Corona alert: Blanco County, Texas, police say, on farkbook, meth may be contaminated and offer to test it for free. If you are unable to bring it to our office we have portable kits and will come to you. If you have meth please get tested.
http://tinyurl.com/wjgfel9
http://preview.tinyurl.com/wjgfel9

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 06:33 PM (obh/i)

540 " I identify as a pirate... a butt pirate."
Rick WIlson

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:33 PM (pw+jk)

541 Ok, sponge and all you guys i can't breath.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Orx/W)


You should try breathing then.

Badum TISH!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

542 522
What is a movement conservative as opposed to a conservative?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (eAMlh)

Movement Conservatives eat more fiber.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 03, 2020 06:34 PM (Orx/W)

543 So how many people attended this movement?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:34 PM (TDEVx)

544 I am homeless no more! Got a place in Arlington

Remy's got a song for that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1RMuoQnKo

Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2020 06:34 PM (Qo9MD)

545 I can feel sorry for a girl who wakes up after a party and says "What did I do?" But not for these guys. They weren't drugged. They weren't drunk*, they weren't caught up in the moment.

They're just whores.

*Except Goldberg, but he always is.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2020 06:34 PM (ZbwAu)

546 What I can't understand is why these clowns wouldn't keep quiet and suck
it up for a few years and then try to take everything back over like
they did in '88.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (nu45M)

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Because they're stupid.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

Waiting is hard.

As SF Author H. Beam Piper said about the type:

"Everything needs to be right now for five week old puppies, five year old children, and reformers of any age"

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

547 ==In the Horde's opinion - still high risk.for getting caught in a quarantine, right? Or not?==

OK purely anecdotal story but--a couple of friends just returned Sunday night from an 8 day Church sponsored trip to Israel. An American priest who had been to Rome joined the Israel tour group in Israel. No problemo. But when it came time to come home the priest was not allowed on the plane with the tour because he had recently been to Italy. He was finally able to book a flight home on another airline but it was touch and go and creeped out my friends and the other travelers. Aand, one of my friends was instructed by her company yesterday that she should work at home for the next two weeks due to her recent travels. Sooo.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 03, 2020 06:34 PM (tkNkP)

548 I am homeless no more! Got a place in Arlington

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (fz3ky)



The cemetery?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (lwiT4)

549 543 So how many people attended this movement?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:34 PM (TDEVx)

You can fit, like four max, in a bathroom stall...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (l4C/z)

550 Movement Conservatives also colon cleanze. A lot.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (Orx/W)

551 Does someone with a shovel walk behind movement conservatives?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (eAMlh)

552 If Wilson identifies as a pirate, I would be happy to identify as a British naval captain.

Short drop, sudden stop.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM

Can we do the "all manner of remorseless pieces of metal" thing first and just hang what's left?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (rBtIz)

553 ngu, which Arlington? the county in VA or the city between FtW and Dallas
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 06:30 PM (ykYG2)

VA. I gained to Active Duty last week.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (fz3ky)

554 people like Kristol were basically the William F Buckley of the conservative movement not that long ago. Now he's a complete joke.

I used to allow myself to be *amused* by Kristol. Because he'd go on with lefties and just be... a prick to them. They didn't cope with it very well. I wouldn't have said I respected him, but... in the absence of Buckley being a snotty prick *and right* I was going to take what I could get.

Anyway, any charm of that sort is gone. Snotty prick and Emperor Norton crazy isn't a good mix.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (CGB5H)

555
I've seen it often enough in business when someone who knows where the bodies are buried screws up but can't be fired.
Posted by: Downcast at March 03, 2020 06:31 PM (xgpfE)


Ah, the "forgotten, but not gone".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 06:36 PM (pNxlR)

556 He looks just like Evan McMuffin, who looks just like Michael Smerconish - any idea if allahpundit looks like the rest of these jokers?

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:36 PM (Izzlo)

557 am homeless no more! Got a place in Arlington

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (fz3ky)



The cemetery?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (lwiT4)

Lol...I would not rate that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:36 PM (fz3ky)

558 We played "night pirate" when I was a kid. I kept getting poked in the eye with this soft, hot dog like thing. So, I turned around.....

I'm Rick Wilson and I approve this childhood story.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

559 I don't think in 2020 you can do the 'tack to the middle' that is traditional. They don't know where the middle even is.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:21 PM


Bernie won't even try running to the middle. He's a commie and proud of it and he thinks this is what makes him popular.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (myjNJ)

560 Biden is going to get destroyed. That uber-pussy, Chrissy Wallace asked him at the end of a Sunday Morning interview about his mental faculties. Biden replied something to the effect of "All good, Chuck." Wallace said "It's Chris." He's more diminished than Hillary is.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (7Fj9P)

561 I was so ugly my Mother breast fed me through a straw."

-Rick Wilson
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 03, 2020 06:20 PM (T09ml)


I was so ugly. ... How ugly were you?


I was so ugly, two pork chops around my neck and the dog still wouldn't play with me.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (FIlx9)

562 VA. I gained to Active Duty last week.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (fz3ky)

---
I imagine the housing allowance for an O-6 in DC area is...impressive.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

563 So when do the results of the Dem primaries start coming in? I'm anxious for the shit show to follow

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (6XlcD)

564 VA. I gained to Active Duty last week.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:35 PM (fz3ky)


Congrats and God Bless!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

565 You expect lips like those to be on a river bed sucking mud. Natural bottom dweller.

Posted by: Third Comment Today at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (ljmGq)

566 Abe Vigoda died and was buried at Arlington Cemetery with NGU's participation??

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (El6T/)

567 julie kicks ass wherever she goes and whatever she does.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (O+D0T)

568 Movement Conservatives wear Depends. on their head.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 03, 2020 06:38 PM (Orx/W)

569 I heaved my little stinkbomb at the DNC just now by voting Bloomberg in the Oklahoma Dem primary.

Posted by: IronDave at March 03, 2020 06:38 PM (k3crU)

570 I'm a mean ass son of a bitch. My pats size is 44 waist 29 length. Don't fuck with me or I will roll over you."
The Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:38 PM (pw+jk)

571 Also, there are a few things you do not refer to yourself as (other people calling you this is fine) if you still want to be a Man. Things not to say:

'Does this shirt make my beer gut stick out?'

'I like wearing this sweater with the arms tied around my neck.'

'Who doesn't like ascots?'

'I'm a pirate.'

'Hot dog is a sandwich.' (Sidebar: I do not care if you like hot dogs. Hot dogs can be great. Just eat the fucking hot dog and shut the fuck up is all I ask.)

I do not know how to change this tire. (Unless you are driving a Bugatti.)


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 03, 2020 06:38 PM (2B9A/)

572 Sometimes, when I have friends over, my dog tries to hump them from behind. I'm really not sure why.

I'm Rick Wilson, and I approve this message.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:38 PM (Zz0t1)

573 I imagine the housing allowance for an O-6 in DC area is...impressive.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

Northern Jersey is better and I am still paying for my house there so I am in the hole on the BAH but the specialty pay makes up the difference

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (fz3ky)

574 Bernie isn't to be taken lightly at any level. Biden will have the shit kicked out of him long before Milwaukee and even if the DNC grandees could engineer a "win" for him, it wouldn't be with a belief he actually could win.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

____________-

It's funny how different people can see a race developing.

I just look at someone perceived to be a more moderate Democrat that's been elected before nationwide, and that seems a guaranteed 47% of the vote.

Bernie has said some bat shit crazy things and has no problem doubling down on them (like praising Castro)

It just seems to me Bernie would be a punching bag for Trump, even with his loser Bernie Bros grassroots.

Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (sjTfF)

575 Commies never change.

In 1930s Spain, they accused their leftist brethren of colluding with the Fascists.

Then arrested and shot them.

Always someone to blame.......it's never their fault.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (Z+IKu)

576 A Roth Conversion/Backdoor Roth is a good move to shelter $6k from income tax and future taxes on gains.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (6/uwW)

577 570
I'm a mean ass son of a bitch. My pats size is 44 waist 29 length. Don't fuck with me or I will roll over you."
The Rick Wilson.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:38 PM (pw+jk)

---
Weird how "norms and principles" include crudely insulting women.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)

578 I heaved my little stinkbomb at the DNC just now by voting Bloomberg in the Oklahoma Dem primary.
Posted by: IronDave at March 03, 2020 06:38 PM (k3crU)

Next five fast food meals no big soda for you as penance.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

579 Well...civic duty done. Ballot cast.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (rBtIz)

580 159 Bloomberg might be headed into Biden territory of senility. He just announced that he'll eat at a Chinese restaurant to show solidarity over the Coronavirus and as a way to help out the restaurants because people are afraid of catching the virus in Chinese restaurants.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2020 05:40 PM (mpeBU)

Actually, that's not such a bad idea, in my book.

I know of a very popular Chinese restaurant in Hartford, CT where business has dropped off 30% due to coronavirus fears. That doesn't make any sense to me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (iuFgi)


A local town east of Seattle, Snoqualmie, has two Chinese restaurants, and both of them closed last week and a buddy living nearby drove by one of them yesterday and said still closed. I had a meal at the other one a year or so ago, the place was sparkling clean and the food was great.

Small family businesses, both. Very sad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

581 I went to Oklahoma because someone told me I should try noodling.

I'm not sure why. I kept getting these damn hay hooks in my mouth.


I'm Rick Wilson, and this is a true story.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

582 I suspect had Trump consulted these assholes they'd be on board. They all seem butthurt

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (ONvIw)

583 The Rick Wison is no pirate, just a hornswaggling scallywag.

Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (bDqIh)

584 This post slayed me.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (G91sh)

585
What's with this photo gallery of Keebler elves? Has ace found a permanent sponsor?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (pNxlR)

586 the specialty pay makes up the difference

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (fz3ky)

Good! You're buying next time...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (dLLD6)

587 Abe and I are neighbors ...
Actually I am renting a fully furnished basement apartment from a former Air Force guy and his wife who works in the pentagon as a civilian now. They live upstairs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:41 PM (fz3ky)

588 Supposedly Barky called Buttaguy and told him to quit, I know Barky would love a Communist as a President but also think he knows its not ready to happen yet so would rather see Biden and lose than give up the Communist long game with pre mature Bernie..

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)

589 Had Mrs. Jukin vote for Burnie. She gets a donkey ballot... and against the anti prop 13 proposition 13.


Me I voted God Emperor Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:41 PM (pw+jk)

590 Northern Jersey is better and I am still paying for
my house there so I am in the hole on the BAH but the specialty pay
makes up the difference

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (fz3ky)

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Nice!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)

591 I suspect had Trump consulted these assholes they'd be on board. They all seem butthurt
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (ONvIw)

Why should he waste his time? He didn't phone me up but I got the message all the same.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 06:41 PM (eoQWY)

592 Most people are sheep. They follow the popular culture and go through life without troubling their brain."

That's the correct explanation for the non-grifter element.


Most people don't even really have first principles. They have an exotic series of confirmation biases which are trained to malign purpose by the media. A little more low-key than White Supremacists playing find-the-jew games or Marxists looking for The Oppressor, but a strong guiding light nonetheless.

"Trump is a sleaze" x4 = > Trump believed to be sleaze = > each and every new story interpreted in the light of what Trump is doing that is sleazy.

I mean, FFS - these are the people who assume that the HHS head wouldn't swear to subsidized corona vaccine because clearly he had some crony he wanted to enrich.

"Trump admin full of corporate favoritism" - based on nothing, thin air, but repeated so many times any story will be examined to support the narrative.

Discount conspiracy theory foolishness, permeating everything.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 03, 2020 06:42 PM (CGB5H)

593 know of a very popular Chinese restaurant in Hartford, CT where business has dropped off 30% due to coronavirus fears. That doesn't make any sense to me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM (iuFgi)

Every Chinese restaurant in the country..even us Jews are staying away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:42 PM (fz3ky)

594 I heaved my little stinkbomb at the DNC just now by voting Bloomberg in the Oklahoma Dem primary.
Posted by: IronDave at March 03, 2020 06:38 PM (k3crU)
........

Tyke 2020!

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

595 CA is the big thing and won't report until late

If some CA polls are right, Bernie can parlay 30 to 35% of the vote into 70% or more of the CA delegates, because of the 15%, and win a majority of the Super Tuesday delegates

If so, Bloomberg will be partly responsible, a $500mm Own Goal

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:42 PM (lL/XW)

596 576 A Roth Conversion/Backdoor Roth is a good move to shelter $6k from income tax and future taxes on gains.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 06:39 PM (6/uwW)

Backdoor Roth would be a great Jewish pron star name

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:42 PM (Izzlo)

597 Every time I go to the grocery store and walk by the Keebler display, kids run up and ask for my autograph and some fudge stripes.

I'm not sure why.


I'm Rick Wilson, and I sincerely ask this question.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

598 Small family businesses, both. Very sad.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

It is sad. Our favorite Chinese restaurant is open but suffering. The food does not come from China, but people are assuming that the owners probably hang out with people who go to china often, even if it's not true

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:42 PM (ONvIw)

599 I saw Backdoor Roth open for David Lee Roth at The Starplex in '94.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:43 PM (Zz0t1)

600 I would normally guess gold-necklaced The Pirate drives a convertible Corvette (automatic transmission), but I think that's not European enough so I'm going with a Ferrari California.

Still the gold chain, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (41rs/)

601 Any polls closing soon? I am guessing its all going to be news to me at 4am.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (ZCEU2)

602 It is sad. Our favorite Chinese restaurant is open but suffering. The food does not come from China, but people are assuming that the owners probably hang out with people who go to china often, even if it's not true

Yet people still eat at Chipotles

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (6XlcD)

603 Rick Wilson: enema enthusiast.


Short, chubby and bow legged with a preference for pink. Not a pirate.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (bML9A)

604 "There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump," Kristol told me.

Well make the case you question-begging asshole.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (m/Gc2)

605 You'd think he ran guns to mexican drug lords or something...

Posted by: dj3way at March 03, 2020 06:29 PM (bhPL1)

From the left it is pure projection. From the nevertrump losers, they think they found a "winner." They suck, so of course it fails to resonate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (1CjJc)

606 Eat at a Hallal Guys today..had a falafel..it sucked.
I guess I should not have shouted Shalom Next Year in Jerusalem to him ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (fz3ky)

607
Yet people still eat at Chipotles
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (6XlcD)


My daughter eats there. I keep telling her I'll miss her terribly when she's gone.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

608 There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump," Kristol told me.

-

He's worried about the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (41rs/)

609 600
I would normally guess gold-necklaced The Pirate drives a convertible
Corvette (automatic transmission), but I think that's not European
enough so I'm going with a Ferrari California.



Still the gold chain, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (41rs/)

88 Ferrari Mondial - with automatic transmission

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (DjiZK)

610 591
I suspect had Trump consulted these assholes they'd be on board. They all seem butthurt

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (ONvIw)

Butthurt is the default condition for them, when they are not in Docking Lips mode....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 06:46 PM (ufFY8)

611 People keep sending me pictures of cranes and saying YOU!

I can't imagine any of my statements ever offending anyone.

I'm Rick Wilson and I'm really looking for answers here.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)

612 "539 Corona alert: Blanco County, Texas, police say, on farkbook, meth may be contaminated and offer to test it for free. If you are unable to bring it to our office we have portable kits and will come to you. If you have meth please get tested.
http://tinyurl.com/wjgfel9
http://preview.tinyurl.com/wjgfel9

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 06:33 PM (obh/i) "



It must be A Cop Thing - I saw Vilas Co. Sheriff's office making the same thoughtful offer last week.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 03, 2020 06:46 PM (zlgJP)

613 know of a very popular Chinese restaurant in Hartford, CT where business has dropped off 30% due to coronavirus fears. That doesn't make any sense to me.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 03, 2020 05:50 PM

After reading about the hygienic practices, or lack thereof, of the Chinese I don't know that I will ever order Chinese food from a restaurant again.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 03, 2020 06:47 PM (COzlW)

614 We just got back from 6 days in Me-HEE-co. We had 3 f'ing Bloomberg mailers in our mail.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 03, 2020 06:47 PM (7Fj9P)

615 Oh goodie, Fox has Donna Brazile on to whine and moan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2020 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

616 How tall is lil rw he seems a little short? no?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (0OmEj)

617 610 591
I suspect had Trump consulted these assholes they'd be on board. They all seem butthurt

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (ONvIw)

Butthurt is the default condition for them, when they are not in Docking Lips mode....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 06:46 PM (ufFY

"Butthurt" is kind of played out. I like the phrase "bitter in the shitter" myself

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

618 We just got back from 6 days in Me-HEE-co. We had 3 f'ing Bloomberg mailers in our mail.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 03, 2020 06:47 PM (7Fj9P)


You went to Mexico. You ARE brave......

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

619 The word on the street is rick wilson is betrothed to a transgendered underage filipino boy that he keeps in his closet?

Posted by: Johnny Biface at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (v7uSj)

620 LOL.

First off: I shall always refer to this little Qatari-owned monkey as Rick "Pimpfeet, Sr." Wilson.

Secondly...

"Sounds like they really hashed those talking points out on the NeverTrump listserv!"

Ace misspelled "in the oversized cuckshed where everyone watches a pair of wheelchair-bound octogenarian Trump voters service their spouses in ways they never could."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (bQe8/)

621
"Butthurt" is kind of played out. I like the phrase "bitter in the shitter" myself
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (Izzlo)


Shorten it like the kids to.

Shitterbitter.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

622 Chinese restaurants in SoCal all have 100% hispanic kitchen workers. Only the front of the house is Chinese.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (pw+jk)

623 to = do

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

624
After reading about the hygienic practices, or lack thereof, of the Chinese I don't know that I will ever order Chinese food from a restaurant again.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 03, 2020 06:47 PM (COzlW)

Ever been to a Chinese proctologist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (fz3ky)

625 607
Yet people still eat at Chipotles
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (6XlcD)

My daughter eats there. I keep telling her I'll miss her terribly when she's gone.

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)
-------------------

Wonder if we're related? Tell kids same thing.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (Dhht7)

626 "574 Bernie isn't to be taken lightly at any level. Biden will have the shit kicked out of him long before Milwaukee and even if the DNC grandees could engineer a "win" for him, it wouldn't be with a belief he actually could win.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

____________-

It's funny how different people can see a race developing.

I just look at someone perceived to be a more moderate Democrat that's been elected before nationwide, and that seems a guaranteed 47% of the vote.

Bernie has said some bat shit crazy things and has no problem doubling down on them (like praising Castro)

It just seems to me Bernie would be a punching bag for Trump, even with his loser Bernie Bros grassroots."

I think the actual lock is around 44-45 percent, which obviously isn't insignificant, but don't see how a ticking timebomb such as Biden could rise above it. Maybe if he could not meltdown for the two days prior to election Biden might win, but he's a total trainwreck, always has been, and now the dementia just doubles down on it. Bernie easily could implode as you pointed out but also could catch fire with just enough bored people to win. "Communism, nah, ain't gonna happen and this guy really is for real."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (puu6v)

627 I suspect had Trump consulted these assholes they'd be on board. They all seem butthurt


Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:40 PM (ONvIw)
---
Jonah Goldberg in particular is angry because his wife is locked out of a sweet government job.

She was a Bushie, and Jonah figured that by tacking over the Hillary, they might weasel their way in.

Nope. So it's impacting his family income in a big way.

Early on, when Trump was struggling to fill appointments, some of the NT crowd started saying nice things, only to become even more savage.

That was because they were applying for appointments on the down-low, and when they got turned down, went crazy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

628 Oh goodie, Fox has Donna Brazile on to whine and moan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2020 06:47 PM (aKsyK)


"On to discuss this, we have Donna Brazile. Donna? Go to hell."

Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

629 I saw Backdoor Roth play rusty trombone for Dirty Sanchez and the Cleveland Steamers.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (6/uwW)

630 88 Ferrari Mondial - with automatic transmission

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (DjiZK)

-

Someone offered him a deal on the GTO but didn't like the harsh engine note.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 03, 2020 06:50 PM (41rs/)

631 So when may we expect the returns from Tejas?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:50 PM (6XlcD)

632 Yet people still eat at Chipotles
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (6XlcD)

Right despite all the food poisoning. It's senseless, but people are sure that Asians are more likely to be exposed to Asians who returned from Wuhan.

I am starting to see this with Italy. People at the auction I went to told the proprietor that they would boycott his March event if he went to Italy for a scheduled vacation.

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (ONvIw)

633 I refuse to watch FOX news when they've got the Brazil Nut on. It's Fox Business most of the time

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (7ZQe3)

634 There's a better than zero chance that RGB shuffles off this mortal coil in the next four years, so these never trumper ass clowns are saying they would be comfortable with comrade sanders making that choice than Trump.

Control of the SCOTUS has become the main battleground of preserving the Republic so these Never Trumper cretins reveal themselves and their true motivations.

The are not conservative in the least, they are frauds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (FVrDO)

635 I saw Backdoor Roth play rusty trombone for Dirty Sanchez and the Cleveland Steamers.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (6/uwW)
======The portapotties were a fucking mess.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (pw+jk)

636 Remember that little bird that bedeviled Foghorn Leghorn? The one that always claimed he was a chicken hawk?

That's Rick Wilson claiming he's a pirate.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (7ReX+)

637 "There's a reasonable case to be made that one term of Bernie is less dangerous than a second term of Trump," Kristol told me.

Well make the case you question-begging asshole.

--

Maybe he's talking about the danger to his bank account. Since, ya know, nobody gives a crap what he thinks anymore and his "influencer" status means didley squat.

Gawd, what a pathetic group of losers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (JoUsr)

638 634
There's a better than zero chance that RGB shuffles off this mortal coil
in the next four years, so these never trumper ass clowns are saying
they would be comfortable with comrade sanders making that choice than
Trump.

Control of the SCOTUS has become the main battleground of
preserving the Republic so these Never Trumper cretins reveal themselves
and their true motivations.

The are not conservative in the least, they are frauds.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (FVrDO)

Coronavirus is a real concern with people of her age group.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (1CjJc)

639 628 Oh goodie, Fox has Donna Brazile on to whine and moan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2020 06:47 PM (aKsyK)

"On to discuss this, we have Donna Brazile. Donna? Go to hell."
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

If SNL would only do it's job - she's a fraking gold mine.

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (Izzlo)

640 PT knows the internal polls that none of us are privy to view. He seems to prefer ppl (who support him) vote Bernie. I think there's lots of logic behind that reasoning.

Posted by: EveR at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (ZZDMQ)

641 That was because they were applying for appointments on the down-low, and when they got turned down, went crazy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

All about the missed money and the butthurt over their opinions.

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (ONvIw)

642 527 "506 >>I have never gotten a clear explanation from anyone who is even remotely anti-trump as to why exactly he is so horrible, other than his personal peccadilloes. 

>>What the fvck is the problem? 
---
Go back and look at all the tweets endorsing Biden yesterday.

All of them about "decorum" and "honor"

Not a damn one about policies or results

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (7bHe+)

643 Donna, at least 2 hours.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (TDEVx)

644 I am starting to see this with Italy. People at the auction I went to told the proprietor that they would boycott his March event if he went to Italy for a scheduled vacation.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (ONvIw)

Prejudiced against Italians? In this day & age?

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (Izzlo)

645 Yet people still eat at Chipotles

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 06:44 PM (6XlcD)



Right despite all the food poisoning. It's senseless, but people are
sure that Asians are more likely to be exposed to Asians who returned
from Wuhan.

===Not only can you get violently sick and die... but the food sucks and costs too much. I don't see an upside unless you lunch with Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (pw+jk)

646 The camel toe clinches the look.

Posted by: SMODulicious at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (HKQ4I)

647
Also, like all #NTs, Pimpfeet Sr. is a disgrace to both the g-d given human form, and sartorial good sense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (bQe8/)

648 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (zlgJP)

649 Prejudiced against Italians? In this day & age?
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (Izzlo)

Nope, half of them ARE Italian. They believe this virus is the Black Death, and if he goes to Italy "we're all gonna die"

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (ONvIw)

650 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (Izzlo)

651 Sanders is no Socialist; He is an outright marxist and we need to apply that correct terminology to him and his ilk at every opportunity. Biden is just a garden variety crook. Both of these men merit the stiffest opposition possible.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (MM3j3)

652 Trump has really done a number on these people.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (XAbde)

653 Rick Wilson looks like a Never Troompa Loompa.

Posted by: Paco at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (hOjCo)

654 400
.....By the summer he'll be exposed as a lifetime crook. There are lots of LIVs, many smart, who know little of Bidens sordid past. Including my family. Once exposed, they will stay home......
Posted by: Ignoramus
--------------------------------------
He'll be exposed? By whom? The media is already puffing him to the skies.
And who the hell cares anyway?
You think BIDEN is a lifetime crook?
He's nothing, a saint, compared to the Hillbitch.
But millions ran to vote for her.

*sigh*



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (M/9m0)

655 Take a look at Rick Wilson's career section on wiki. It's the thinnest of resume padding.

A presidential appointee! Get out, really?! Oh, you don't list the position? Were you some important person's personal assistant?

Posted by: Bif at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (yhv0Z)

656 Being forced to listen to MSNBC. They are giddy over Biden. He's going to bring in the black, the senior and the wine mom vote, per the talking heads. The hag, Clare McCaskill, is almost doing handstands.

Posted by: EveR at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (ZZDMQ)

657 I find it ironic that Bill Kristol is doing an exact reverse of his father. Irving Kristol was a Trotskyist in the 40s, who became a conservative. His son began as a conservative and is now saying he would vote for Bernie Sanders, who supported the Socialist Worker Party, a Trotskyist group.

Posted by: donny f at March 03, 2020 08:54 PM (MpcNW)

658 Can someone explain what is meant by pirate? I have no clue of what that is supposed to mean....

Posted by: DoD at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM (9cGU0)

659 Well, it looks like #NeverTrump Pirates have had their sinking cruise ship rescued by, of all people, Sundown Joe. Looks like Ole Slow Uncle Joe -- that lyin', demented, old circus monkey -- has pulled out a series of very solid wins over Bernie, even winning Massachusetts and Texas and sweeping the Southern states. So now they can all make the very reasonable case for the first Alzheimer's president. "Yay! We live to sale another day."

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 04, 2020 06:38 AM (hrHLc)

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