"Flight Manual:" Twitter Traveler Claims That A "Very Drunk" Female Biden Staffer Gave Her Seatmate -- a Man Unknown To Her Before the Encounter -- Some, Uh, Noisy Hand-Release

Joe Biden -- a man known for nuzzling and sniffing tweenagers -- has staffers who give hand out zipper-frisks to airplane seatmates.

It's almost as if Joe Biden, in going to second base with strangers, signaled to his staffers that going to third base was cool too.


You don't say. You don't say.

One person asked, "How could you hear it over the engine noise?"

I don't know the answer, but if I can speculate: Bangles, baby. Bangles.

The kryptonite of the stealthy J-Off.

Why, I remember a time in a movie theater when my date sounded like the percussion section of a samba combo...


Impeachment update:

@MZanona

Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.

Posted by: Ace at 12:57 PM




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1 Bangles...

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 12:58 PM (JRaU+)

2 ICK

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

3 lol, what a day!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 12:59 PM (vEIlU)

4 So what does a guy have to do to get some noisy hand release around here?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

5
So far, Definitely a TGIF Day!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (vEIlU)

6 This is better sourced than 99.91238432% of NYT stories.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (GbPPJ)

7 Biden likes to skinny-dup, gets handsy with women and girls, and now his staffer is having airplane hand-sex with strangers on a plane.
Vote for Bidem he's bent!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

8 Damn he is desperate for votes, ain't he?

Posted by: walruskkkch at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (7pBm6)

9 Broke: Not The Onion.

Woke: Actually, it is The Onion...for now.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1223094554414456832

Posted by: El Kabong at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (datdl)

10 An Olde Fashioned?


Those are rare these days.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (u4XBV)

11 That's some committed voter outreach!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (k4dH2)

12 Given that Bribem is a serial groper, I can see why his staff are a bit more open than the public at large.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (YslsA)

13 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (zZbCU)

14 Wow.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (x6XkS)

15 >>>Not sure what it's called at sea.

Semen's Apprentice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (1CjJc)

16 the replies are funny
most applauding the campaign outreach effort

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (G546f)

17 Is the staffer cute?

Posted by: Jim the Ex-Libertarian at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (aY1E6)

18 Biden is giving us all a "hand" job .. And I mean that metaphorically

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (6XlcD)

19 Name, Phone #, favorite alcohol, next flight?
Call the airlines and book a seat!

Cmon people let's move!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (8Ls/+)

20 It wasn't a signal.
It's only reasonable to assume that one would hire like minded associates.

Him swimming nude in front of his, female included, SS detail is all you need to know.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (nuOac)

21 Did anyone ask if she was hot?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

22 At least she was good for something.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (prSvo)

23 Hey now, seriously....we've *all* been there....
Night Nurse: Mr Olafson you look tense let me help you there lie back like a good post-surgery patient....
Sven: //No no I am chaste....

//Dear Donkhouse Forums I thought this would never happen to me....

Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (xbWHd)

24 Not sure what it's called at sea.

Polishing the mizzenmast?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (3sOO0)

25 Biden Staffers > Sanders Staffers

Posted by: El Kabong at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (datdl)

26 With cover from the enabling, sycophantic commie media, Dems know they can get away with anything -- including murder and treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,104 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (7nCt8)

27 Not sure what it's called at sea.

A "Rusty Venture".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (wCmLp)

28 Dicks out for Harambe Biden's staffers!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

29 'In case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, please Jerk Off your Row Mates before pleasuring yourself. We know you have a choice in Air Travel and we thank you for choosing us.'

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (u4XBV)

30 I volunteered for a campaign once, and this was not part of the deal. I got stiffed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (1CjJc)

31

Please someone, clip The View so we can see the miserable wenches faces.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (vEIlU)

32 I want you to pull the lever for Joe.

Here, let me give you an example.

- Female staffer

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (YslsA)

33 At sea it's called swabbing the dick.

HEEEYOO!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (dfRN6)

34 reach out and touch peen
your own personal staffer

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (4BOby)

35 Oh yeah?

Well when I'm elected, to be on my cabinet, every appointee will have to rub somebody off on a plane. And they will be graded on technique. And they have to service a young transperson.

Posted by: Liz Warren at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (KUaJL)

36 Wouldn't trust Twitter; It could just be a Bernie or Warren supporter who made the story up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (WI7YS)

37 Well, this seems like a nothingburger of a story.

Until I ask myself "How would the media be playing this if it was very drunk Trump staffer?" and I conclude, well, their rules...

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (77WPm)

38 Release the chakras!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (so+oy)

39 Krilldozer added that the handy receiver was a Mayor Pete supporter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

40 Clearly I'm flying on the wrong airlines.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (P52CL)

41 Biden likes to skinny-dup, gets handsy with women and girls, and now his staffer is having airplane hand-sex with strangers on a plane.
Vote for Bidem he's bent!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

-------------

She's making good on Madonna's promise.

Posted by: Decaf at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (xarPm)

42 Let the treachery commence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (pXwuO)

43 Fair travels, may all your Skies be Friendly.

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (cfSLd)

44 Just gonna sit back and enjoy the Horde working with this one. So far, excellent!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (El6T/)

45 Oh, imagine that...Nora O'Donnell reports that there is a new 'bombshell report' about Bolton from the NYT.
She reports it breathlessly.
She is a One but a crazy lib.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (ufFY8)

46 The bad news for the hard-working Biden staffer: the guy is still going to vote for Bernie.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

47 21 Did anyone ask if she was hot?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

more importantly, were her hands soft

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (G546f)

48 Guess the captain should have left the "Fasten Seatbelts" sign illuminated.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (kUmUV)

49 Stewardess - The Pages of my Sky Mall seem to be stuck together?

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (u4XBV)

50 Sounds like Quid Pro Quo!

Vote for Biden, get a hand job.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (e284m)

51 21 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

Everyone is Ms America when you're in a coma Mrs. D'oh....

Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (xbWHd)

52 >>Not sure what it's called at sea.

Getting scuppered

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

53 Sounds like a false flag operation by the Trump team to take the heat off of his impending removal from office.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (KUaJL)

54 "Miss? I believe I'm supposed to be sitting one row back..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (cfSLd)

55 Sometimes erroneously called "The Full Biden", technically if that's
done on a plane it's a "Flight Manual" and if it's on a train it's a
"Delaware Deluxe." Not sure what it's called at sea.

______


That's called "The Corn Pop."

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,104 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (7nCt8)

56 I hear she Cums in really handy

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (BqBId)

57 Release the chakras!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (so+oy)

High Def Monitors
Hot Tea
One now all over the other

Thanks for that, Jerry

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (77WPm)

58 Sounds like a false flag operation by the Trump team to take the heat off of his impending removal from office.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM


The plane was probably Russian!

Posted by: Flyguy at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (3sOO0)

59 was her seatmate hot?

Posted by: Peter Buttigieg at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (4BOby)

60 33 At sea it's called swabbing the dick.

---

winnah

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (G546f)

61 36
Wouldn't trust Twitter; It could just be a Bernie or Warren supporter who made the story up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (WI7YS)
Wait! Are you saying third hand hand job stories aren't viable evidence something illicit has occurred! ?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)

62 All hands

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (oH27c)

63 Some quality snark in the comments on Twatter, too.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (77WPm)

64 The Captain has turned off the 'No Handjobs Light'.

Feel free to wank around the cabin.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (u4XBV)

65 if she wore gloves it would be safe

CDC approves

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)

66 Please someone, clip The View so we can see the miserable wenches faces.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (vEIlU)


I watched them for 30 seconds this morning.

Under "stuff you can't make up," there was a yuge platter of hamburgers on the table, and Ana Navarro was there.

And the coven has gone from "IMPEACHMENT!" to "TRUMP'S A RAPIST!!!eleventy-zillion!!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

67 A little faster, please.

Posted by: Greg Marmalard at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (q1Pj5)

68 Something more pleasant to hear, the lamentations of their women.

https://bit.ly/2vzz5o5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

69 Ew

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (FkRbB)

70 I am tired of these motherfucking shakes on this motherfucking plane!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (1CjJc)

71 Talk about Manning the Emergency Slide!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (8u1cU)

72 Okay this is funny... What's not funny is the possibility this schitt show could go into next week

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (6XlcD)

73 >>>Not sure what it's called at sea.


Working the Bilge

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (u4XBV)

74 Pictures or it did not happen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (nLEgM)

75 Sidebar Kat Timpf-

I'm so glad TrueConInc spent the last decade propping up Pretty Girl Libertarians. That sure paid off in spades, didn't it?

Posted by: El Kabong at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (datdl)

76 "My story? O.k. It was never for easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days sitting on the porch with my family singing and dancing, down in Mississippi." -- 'The Jerk' (1979)

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (3aI0K)

77 Ah bangles.

I remember a time in a movie theater when my date sounded like the percussion section of a samba combo...


Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

78 "gonna sit back and enjoy the Horde working with this one."

this....

Posted by: the world's luckiest passenger at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (4BOby)

79 This, my friends, is the quintessential AOS post.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (aS1PU)

80 Sanders - Everyone to the camps.

Biden - Everyone gets one (1) free handjob.

Guys, I...I'm really considering voting for Biden now.

Posted by: Robert, Thirsty Boi at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (1Yy3c)

81 >>>I'm so glad TrueConInc spent the last decade propping up Pretty Girl Libertarians. That sure paid off in spades, didn't it?


yup.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

82 32
I want you to pull the lever for Joe.



Here, let me give you an example.



- Female staffer

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM

-----
Close the thread, we have a winner!

Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (IDjUx)

83 LEEEEEEROY JERRRRRRKOFFFF!!!

Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (l3+k2)

84 Was she hot tho?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (KUaJL)

85 So what does a guy have to do to get some noisy hand release around here?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

good luck finding a Biden staffer around here...

Posted by: Styx at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (8D42x)

86 if it wasn't a DC-9, I suspect the engine noise wasn't THAT bad.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (IB++I)

87 Glitter was everywhere, on the walls, the ceiling, it was a total nightmare.

Posted by: Krilldozer at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (8JE5H)

88 'She did not know the person before the flight.'

--

I can tell I'm old because when I meet someone, I shake hands.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (YslsA)

89 he really should have gotten a pic - easy to do with the gap between seats

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (G546f)

90 The in-flight movie was Grease and when "Hand Jive" came on, well, she just couldn't help herself.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (77WPm)

91 garrett gets the overall award here. Hand that man a large salmon.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (El6T/)

92 75 Posted by: El Kabong at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (datdl)

Kat P*ss wants low taxes and hedonism

Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (xbWHd)

93 40
Clearly I'm flying on the wrong airlines.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (P52CL)

Come and Fly the Friendly Skies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (1CjJc)

94 What's wrong with people!

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (FkRbB)

95 ait! Are you saying third hand hand job stories aren't viable evidence something illicit has occurred! ?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m

Lemme tell you a little something about third hand hand jobs...

Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (oH27c)

96 Arming the Torpedo

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (jUilJ)

97 This is why you need to vote for Bernie!

If she'd been a Bernie staffer EVERYONE would have gotten a free hand job.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (e284m)

98 >>Sidebar Kat Timpf-


Is she on a Sybian?

Because I might go look if she is on a Sybian.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (/ID8p)

99 Hello, she wanked.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (PbpT7)

100 I can tell I'm old because when I meet someone, I shake hands.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (YslsA)


Well I used to, I'm currently rethinking that position.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (kUmUV)

101 >>>She is a One but a crazy lib.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (ufFY


She was a very pretty young woman, today, she looks worn and course, rough.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (nuOac)

102 @MZanona
Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.



Boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (QLPEO)

103 Biden has slutty staffers who will jack strangers on an airplane?

That's got to be worth a 2 point boost in Iowa.

Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (XCZO6)

104 42 Let the treachery commence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (pXwuO)

lechery

Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (QE8X6)

105 On a boat I think it's the Seaman Surprise.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (C+We0)

106 54
"Miss? I believe I'm supposed to be sitting one row back..."

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (cfSLd)

-----
"Just pretend you're skiing, honey."

Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (IDjUx)

107 Who needs otters when there are Biden staffers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (gs25x)

108 Hello, she wanked.

ha

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (QLPEO)

109 Speaker Nancy Pelosi calls House managers "magnificent custodians of the Constitution," while criticizing Pres. Trump's legal team: "The president's team is there to dismantle the Constitution of the United States-and some of them are even lawyers."

-
I thought they were Guardians of the Galaxy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (+y/Ru)

110 @RNCResearch

Chuck Schumer scolds Kamala Harris for messing around at impeachment press conference

https://tinyurl.com/t385bd9

Watch the face Harris makes.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

111 Someone on Krilldozer's thread posted a sad pic of a Buttgiggy staffer breaking up with his girlfriend mid-flight. Girl is sobbing with her knees drawn up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

112 What Randy Marsh referred to as an old fashioned.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (OD2ni)

113 Hashtag even for a handshake I looks at the guy to see if I think he washes his hands.

Imagine where that's been!

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (ONF9y)

114 47 21 Did anyone ask if she was hot?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

more importantly, were her hands soft

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (G546f)

I feel like the ettes are stealing our lines.

Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (YVvSQ)

115 hey ace
weren't you learning Italian a little while ago?

what's your favorite freebie/cheapo lesson site/material ?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (G546f)

116 Twitter has to ban this person because he tweeted something that reflects the demented evil of the democrat party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (pw+jk)

117 Even Joe Biden needs his own "Monica Lewinsky"

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (3aI0K)

118

Where's the vid clip of Airplane when she blows up the Auto Pilot?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (u+zQ1)

119 107 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (gs25x)

Given their bosses skill at the English language it is probably more akin to sea lions fapping than otter work.

Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (xbWHd)

120 Must have been messy afterwards

Posted by: Dingbat at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (PDzmA)

121 Stewardess: In the event of an "emergency," put the lotion on yourself, first.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (1CjJc)

122 How come I've never sat next a woman like this? On a plane, anyway. Cars, another story. ("I thought I was the Duke of Earl / When I made it with a red-head girl / In a Chevrolet. . . .")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (Ejm1K)

123 I didn't even know people did that after high school.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (nRWPy)

124 102 @MZanona
Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.


Boom goes the dynamite.

Lets end this schitt show and shut down the NYT's

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (6XlcD)

125 @MZanona


"Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch."


Wait! Hand jobs at the GOP lunch!?




Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (hmgiv)

126 114
47 21 Did anyone ask if she was hot?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
No, but I wondered. She might have done requests.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (e284m)

127 Pressing the flesh will ALWAYS get you votes.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (u4XBV)

128 BJ > HJ

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (l4C/z)

129 huh huh huh he said staff.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (C+We0)

130 "Not sure what it's called at sea."

A Titanic Tug


Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (gmo/4)

131 And, while with rowdy drunken mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and grabbed my seatmate's rod.

Posted by: Furious George at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (9vQJW)

132 I knew Ace would be on the HJ story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

133 At sea it is a dinghy ding ding

Posted by: Bensdad00 at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (UCCfH)

134 109 Speaker Nancy Pelosi calls House managers "magnificent custodians of the Constitution," while criticizing Pres. Trump's legal team: "The president's team is there to dismantle the Constitution of the United States-and some of them are even lawyers."

Meanwhile the Dem senators see them as their embarrassing little brothers.

Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (QE8X6)

135 94 What's wrong with people!
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (FkRbB)


They are democrats. That people part is a classic case of facts not in evidence.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (kUmUV)

136 Breaking: That staffer is now 50 points ahead.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (8vUAO)

137 Did anyone ask if she was hot?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

more importantly, were her hands soft

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (G546f)

it's a Biden staffer so the safe assumption is very soft hands, never "worked" a day in their life.

but probably very "practiced' at the work she did...

Posted by: Styx at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (8D42x)

138 paulsperry_ 1 minute ago

BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

139 they were just watching the restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally" ... or just acting out the Team Biden version. ... Some wives in DC are checking their husbands' itineraries ... "honey, was that you?"


More people need to carry the Project Veritas hidden body cams around ... I know many times I wish I had recordings of people observed doing bad things ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (Cus5s)

140 Someone on Krilldozer's thread posted a sad pic of a Buttgiggy staffer breaking up with his girlfriend mid-flight. Girl is sobbing with her knees drawn up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

--

If she had used her hand better, she might have salvaged the relationship.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (YslsA)

141 Yeah what's the deal with Dem campaign in-flight drama and, er, "action". Jane reminded me of the weird break-up video.

Folks, when I call the Dems a freak show, I'm not using the term lightly.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (El6T/)

142 124 102 @MZanona
Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.

I think Murkie is gonna give Mitch her vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

143 88 'She did not know the person before the flight.'

--

I can tell I'm old because when I meet someone, I shake hands.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (YslsA)

Okay boomer. [Ducks, runs]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

144 You know the funny thing is that the stupidest thing the Biden campaign could do is deny the story.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (HALdu)

145 BREAKING:Shots fired at Mar-a-Lago after driver breaches security checkpoint

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (3aI0K)

146 Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Posted by: Lionel R. at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (nuOac)

147 BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

148 So does anyone have a guess on the Democrats plan today? A hundred different amendments about witnesses or are they going to end this quick?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (4thlk)

149 OFF, dirty smelly hair band sock.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (8D42x)

150 At least on tinder youdchat the guy up before a hook up.

At least I think you would.

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (wZi6b)

151 @RNCResearch
Chuck Schumer scolds Kamala Harris for messing around at impeachment press conference

What does this have to do with handjobs on an airplane?

Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (QE8X6)

152 142. Wonder what it cost?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (JRaU+)

153 >>BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY


*Makes Biden Staffer Motion with Hand*

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (u4XBV)

154 I'm not voting for Biden, but you have to give him one thing -- his staffers' hands are sooooo soft.

Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (IDjUx)

155 And then you find out she looks like Helen Thomas.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (e284m)

156 the trick is to time the handy for moments of turbulence.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (4BOby)

157 Someone on Krilldozer's thread posted a sad pic of a Buttgiggy staffer breaking up with his girlfriend mid-flight. Girl is sobbing with her knees drawn up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

Did she think he was straight? Poor thing.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (nRWPy)

158 Tami ! Omg

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (P5IY2)

159 @MZanona
Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.

==========

Sounds like Trump's gonna be convicted, removed, and replaced by Hillary to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (zZbCU)

160 She's spreading the Sharona virus.

Posted by: mc at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (l1TIo)

161 In her defense, she the thought the dude was Robert Kraft.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

162 138 Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

The GOP traitors need time to be bought....
Schumer does not have 4 pennies on him.

Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (xbWHd)

163

That little fake news cocksucker manoo rajoo with his "the optics of acquitting the president in the dead of night" bullshit.



Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (u+zQ1)

164 I think that Fredo Schiff and Fredo Nadler were magnificent in presenting our case that ORANGE MAN BAD!

Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (pw+jk)

165
"Not sure what it's called at sea."


5 bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (gmo/4)

166 trying hard not to bust out here.

I mean, with laughs.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (4BOby)

167 111 Someone on Krilldozer's thread posted a sad pic of a Buttgiggy staffer breaking up with his girlfriend mid-flight. Girl is sobbing with her knees drawn up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

She told him she was voting for Bernie.

Or else Dem staffers just like drama on airplanes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (d6Ksn)

168 BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY


Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (6XlcD)

169 Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.


Strippers?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (vN4+Q)

170 As a total aside, the MSM is shrieking and thrashing about like a dying Priss as their dreams of an Impeached Trump melt away like snowball in a blast furnace...

...and it GLORIOUS.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (W+kMI)

171 >>Tami ! Omg


Who is the lucky moron sitting next to Tami?

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (u4XBV)

172 this is one of those things where, until you experience it firsthand, you think it would be cool and exciting to have happen to you.

Then you're there in the plane and its happening and you realize its revolting

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (IB++I)

173 She's all about a three letter word.

Jobs.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (8vUAO)

174 Aren't we about due for a 4th hand story by an eyewitness of Trump taking money from Ukrainians and stuffing bodies in the trunk of his limo?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (e284m)

175 These stories are all contradictory; just like last night, lets just sit tight and not jump at anything until it becomes clear what's going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (Kpl3J)

176 BJ > HJ
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January




Sure, but, and there needs to be some discussion of this, neither is that good if the girl doing them does not know what she is doing.

I am not desperate for either an more than willing to walk out of a bad bj or hj.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (HALdu)

177 BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY


*Makes Biden Staffer Motion with Hand*
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (u4XBV)


I heard last night it would take days to wrap up

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (nRWPy)

178 I don't think anyone in Congress or senate should be allowed to go home u til it's done

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (L/SKm)

179 Damn he is desperate for votes, ain't he?


Damm, it's crazy....but it just might work.

Posted by: Paladin at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (1IDog)

180 "Just pretend you're skiing, honey."


Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (IDjUx)

Lady is in the middle seat - It's referred to as the Roberto Tomba

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (k/TB6)

181 Biden 2020: Handjobs for All!

Hey, it might work.

Posted by: tsj017 at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (ZiGm9)

182 Stweardess, if I have a choice, I'll have a manual as well.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

183 A lonely young man on a flightHad a Biden gal just to his rightHe gave her a noteThat read, "Want my vote?Then make like that lady last night!"

Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (IDjUx)

184 I may have to rethink my notions of modesty and demureness if it means getting handjobs from strangers in the opposition.

Posted by: fb at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (rHm7s)

185 BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)

Wut? What was the reason given?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

186 >>"Not sure what it's called at sea."


Hailing a Tug

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (u4XBV)

187 First, we hear Republicans having big laugh at lunch.

Now, we hear it's extended through Wednesday.

Booooooo

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (nuOac)

188 Not sure what it's called at sea.

Polishing the mizzenmast?
Posted by: Flyguy at January 31, 2020


*
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Rope yarn Sunday?

Or kissing the gunner's daughter?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (Ejm1K)

189 I really, really hate the formatting gods.

Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (IDjUx)

190 Clean up in Row 22 Seat E.

Posted by: Stewardess Barbie at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (z/Jwn)

191 Heretofore, all Horde comment sections eventually lead to dick jokes.

I'm curious to know what a dick joke thread will lead to. I mean besides more dick jokes.

I'll hang up and listen.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (6eEQ+)

192 52 >>Not sure what it's called at sea.

Getting scuppered

Posted by: Lizzy

I think being keel-hauled is something else.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (kfcYC)

193 Not that I condone public lewdness, but a handjob in coach is basically the pee-wee division of the Mile High Club. To go to all that trouble to be deviants and yet underachieving and disappointing . . . nobody does anything right anymore.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (TVhYm)

194 I'm about to get on a plane and I sincerely hope there are no Biden staffers on it. Ick.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (g7+pD)

195 Garret. Lol. Dirty boy

Get you head out of the gutter

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (EPNdq)

196 That guy needs to be checked for a staff infection.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (m45I2)

197 Kamala is more mouthy than handsy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (pw+jk)

198 Stewardess, I'll have what he's having.


*waggles eyebrows*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (1CjJc)

199 As a total aside, the MSM is shrieking and thrashing about like a dying Priss as their dreams of an Impeached Trump melt away like snowball in a blast furnace...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (W+kMI)

That visual will work forever, as a tribute to the timelessness of Blade Runner (1982 version)

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (77WPm)

200 Hand job and Bangles in the same post makes me want to go to my bunk.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (KZzsI)

201 *waves to Sven*

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (gs25x)

202 So, is 'reaching across the aisle' a real thing now?

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (CDGwz)

203 130"Not sure what it's called at sea."

A Titanic Tug




Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (gmo/4)


The Tidal Wave

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (zVXtJ)

204 Duolingo is a great free app for languages

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (oH27c)

205 Please make sure your seat mate is in the full upright position.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (m45I2)

206 Your Headlines, Re-Arranged

Shots Fired as Car Breaks into GOP Lunch

Cheers Break out in Mar-a-Lago After Loud Jangling Noise

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (El6T/)

207 some people like drama on planes, others prefer porn

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (4BOby)

208 >>BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WED

That's gotta make Bernie happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

209 Blow For Joe!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)

210 >>I am not desperate for either an more than willing to walk out of a bad bj or hj.


In college we called that Sufferage Head.

Sure. It's toothy and a bit too enthusiastic, but it'd be rude to asj her to stop.

So. Like a gentleman, you power through.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (u4XBV)

211 LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (KNsKs)

212 @geofkoss 6 minutes ago

MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses


Not sure who that person is so...grain of salt.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (cF8AT)

213 Tangy or a short flight with leg room

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (grYO7)

214 She was just making sure he had returned to the upright position.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (KUaJL)

215
McConnell is a LOSER.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (u+zQ1)

216 this is one of those things where, until you experience it firsthand, you think it would be cool and exciting to have happen to you.

Then you're there in the plane and its happening and you realize its revolting
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January




Everything considered sucking him off would have been been better for everyone as hygiene goes.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (HALdu)

217 174 Aren't we about due for a 4th hand story by an eyewitness of Trump taking money from Ukrainians and stuffing bodies in the trunk of his limo?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (e284m)

=========

That's nothing.

Adam Sandler just signed with Netflix for 4 more movies. This is obviously Trump's doing and he must be removed from office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (zZbCU)

218 187 First, we hear Republicans having big laugh at lunch.

Now, we hear it's extended through Wednesday.

Booooooo
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (nuOac)

Collins and Mittens voting for witnesses and subpoenas. Stupid fucks

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (ONvIw)

219 201 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (gs25x)
Tips hat to Miss Puma....
and Sven is OFFFF to Houston....
see y'all around.

Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (xbWHd)

220 205 Please make sure your seat mate is in the full upright position.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (m45I2)

I knew Muldoon would have a handle on this.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

221 I hope he was a Trump voter who fed her a BS line

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (KNsKs)

222 Come and Fly the Friendly Skies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (1CjJc)

Other way 'round, methinks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (sVimD)

223 Stewardess : Nuts, soda?

Me : I'll have what he's having.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (P1AAi)

224 Wut? What was the reason given?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

Trying to find out....

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

225 That's from the flucking Washington Post. Sounds like a panic post to me

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (e284m)

226 BJ > HJ
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January


Sure, but, and there needs to be some discussion of this, neither is that good if the girl doing them does not know what she is doing.

I am not desperate for either an more than willing to walk out of a bad bj or hj.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020


*
*

The plus side for an HJ is that the girl can tell you all kinds of nice and exciting things while she's at work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (Ejm1K)

227 He really wanted to fly Jet Blew.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (u4XBV)

228 Good friends who are flight attendants have various stories to tell on this topic. Usually involving a blanket, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (El6T/)

229 208 >>BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WED

That's gotta make Bernie happy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

I will laugh if he ends up winning every poll into Iowa and loses the caucus because he wasn't actually there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (zZbCU)

230 That little fake news cocksucker manoo rajoo with his "the optics of acquitting the president in the dead of night" bullshit.

--

Like passing Obamacare?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (JoUsr)

231 Stealing 3rd is a bold move. Takes timing, speed, and a good slide.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (l7udz)

232 Man! I always knew those bastards up in first class were getting all the perks.

Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (gmo/4)

233 224 Wut? What was the reason given?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

Trying to find out....
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)

Collins needs a bigger payoff

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (ONvIw)

234 (((Rep. Nadler)))
@RepJerryNadler
I am sorry to not be able to stay in Washington for the conclusion of the Senate impeachment trial but I need to be home with my wife at this time. We have many decisions to make as a family. I have every faith in my colleagues and hope the Senate will do what is right.
12:46 PM Jan 31, 2020

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (3aI0K)

235 212 @geofkoss 6 minutes ago

MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses


So why are they extending this schitt show?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (6XlcD)

236 147 BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)


why ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (rpxSz)

237 Biden's new slogan:
"A chick's hand on every cock".
Catchy.

Posted by: mc at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (l1TIo)

238 Where's the vid clip of Airplane when she blows up the Auto Pilot?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (u+zQ1)

Oh stewardess, I speak jive...

Posted by: Zombie Barbra Billingsly at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (8D42x)

239 Stupid phone

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (J9X5M)

240
17 Is the staffer cute?
Posted by: Jim the Ex-Libertarian at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (aY1E6)


If not answered already, the originator of the tweet, behind whom this happened, opined "no".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (pNxlR)

241 "Loud cheers just erupted in GOP lunch".

Secret vote to choose secret vote to convict?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (H8QX8)

242 169 Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.


Strippers?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (vN4+Q)

WTF. Why?

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (a0IVu)

243 Take a moment to locate the nearest exit. It may be behind you or in your neighbor's pants.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (KUaJL)

244 BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
based on what?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (8D42x)

245 >>MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses

That would explain the cheering from the Senate dining room.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

246 Joe Biden 2020: A Chicken in Every Hand

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (8vUAO)

247 212 @geofkoss 6 minutes ago

MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses
Not sure who that person is so...grain of salt.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (cF8AT)

again, don't know who that is, but this is what I expect from Murkie, NOT because she's pro-Trump, but because Mitch was going to cut a deal to give her something she wants in exchange.

Now once the witness vote is in, if they decide to play around for a couple days before the final vote, whatever. The witness vote ends it, effectively, in spite of last minute NYT-John Bolton leaks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (Kpl3J)

248 He was sitting in the ejection seat.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (nuOac)

249 So much amusement.

All the time.

AOSHQ

Thanks for the Leroy Jenkins.

And I think lizzy quoted the lyrics for "going the distance" inspired.

The senators cheering as one --manual release enthusiasts- apparently, they read the blog.

Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (edc6k)

250 Same thing happened to me on an episode of 'Twilight Zone.'

Posted by: William Shatner at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (z/Jwn)

251 245 >>MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses

That would explain the cheering from the Senate dining room.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

I don't believe the Wednesday news.

I think this is over in less than 12 hours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)

252
Stewardess is such an outdated term.

I prefer "sky waitress".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (kw0bd)

253 So why are they extending this schitt show?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (6XlcD)

More time to allow NY Times to get out another bombshell.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (H8QX8)

254 Why, oh why, is this shit show continuing???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)

255 Anything for a vote!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Staff, errr, employees at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (NVYyb)

256 He was sitting in the ejection seat.
Posted by: Braenyard at January




heh

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (HALdu)

257 So not a hands free device

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (k/TB6)

258 Well at least they were practicing safe sex

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (YLYTN)

259 Not sure what it's called at sea.


Working the Bilge
Posted by: garrett


Oh, c'mon.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (vcOmj)

260 Secret vote to choose secret vote to convict?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (H8QX

Nothing would shock me especially with Romney pushing this option

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw)

261 Well, to be a Biden staffer, you pretty much have to be a drunk.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

262
We don't call him Turtle because he looks like a turtle...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (u+zQ1)

263 geof koss @geofkoss
MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (BqBId)

264 Now once the witness vote is in, if they decide to play around for a couple days before the final vote, whatever. The witness vote ends it, effectively, in spite of last minute NYT-John Bolton leaks.

From a book the NSC says has classified info in it...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (6XlcD)

265
Stewardess is such an outdated term.

I prefer "sky waitress".



Aeroslave.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

266 why the actual fuck can't they have the vote to end this today? Fuckers.

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (a0IVu)

267 I'm about to get on a plane and I sincerely hope there are no Biden staffers on it. Ick.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020


*
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With my luck there would be one next to me . . . and she'd be the size of Nadler with hands like Colin Kaepernick's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (Ejm1K)

268
You know what other Dim woman has been witnessed as being drunk on an airplane?

Oh, c'mon, you know you know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)

269 @byrdinator

Sen Lisa Murkowski is a no on witnesses, her office tells @FoxReports.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

270 What are some famous jjobs in movies and music?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (8fF+y)

271 Theory:

The cheering is because Ted Cruz placed duct tape on Romney's mouth.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (zZbCU)

272 I'm not seeing anything on Twitter but that Paul Sperry Tweet about extending this.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (4thlk)

273 TURTLE .. TURTLE

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (3aI0K)

274 I want to say that the above post is just clickbait (stroke bait?) and beneath AOS' standards, but I read it through and laughed.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (Gs5TH)

275 >>>115 hey ace
weren't you learning Italian a little while ago?

what's your favorite freebie/cheapo lesson site/material ?

...

THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!!!

So I wanted to mention, but I didn't think anyone would care.

I'm doing Duolingo (free).

But the big find is a YouTube channel called "Learn Italian with Lucrezia." She's AMAZING. It will take a little while, but she speaks at just the right speed and a limited vocabulary. Within a couple of weeks you can understand a lot of what she's saying.

Also, pretty much every single video has Italian subtitles (as well as English ones). The italian subtitles are key, because you really pick up language when you see the language you're learning while hearing it. Just looking at English subtitles isn't helpful, because the English subtitles crowd out anything of the italian you're hearing.

Anyway she's just great. She has some very basic entry-level videos, half italian half english, but the bulk of her videos are in (simple vocabuarly) italian, and you really do start to pick up on most things.

She also does videos of walking around Rome and other Italian cities (she is Italian, she lives in Rome) so you get some travelogue stuff along with the italian listening comprehension.

Easily the best foreign language instruction channel I've found, for any language.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (PbpT7)

276 Lady Lindsey was saying something yesterday about it "all being wrapped-up by Tuesday" so perhaps they're looking to adjourn after the "witnesses" vote goes down and pick it up again on Tuesday (they're typical "start" day).

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (77WPm)

277 262
We don't call him Turtle because he looks like a turtle...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (u+zQ1)

We don't?

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)

278 'Altitude holding steady.'

'Course is set.'

'Weather looks good for the duration of the flight.'

...

'You've got the stick.'

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (u4XBV)

279 On a separate note, Nadler is an asshole but i do wish his wife and their family well. Pancreatic cancer is a bitch. Unless you are RBG

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (a0IVu)

280 based on what?

Posted by: SturmToddler

--

There are several more amendments to be voted down before the final vote to acquit.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (YslsA)

281 Calm, Horde.

Sounds like a coffee shop in Aqaba around here. Wait for solid info.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (El6T/)

282 Sen Lisa Murkowski is a no on witnesses, her office tells @FoxReports.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

And I hear her vote is cast in jello.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (H8QX8)

283 didn't know Nadler conned an actual 3-D female into entering into a marriage with him. he strikes me as someone who'd settle for a pillow with a manga waifu on it.

did Mrs Nadler catch him at it?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (4BOby)

284 Maybe the Wednesday thing is to keep those running for office there for spite

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (6XlcD)

285 This post might get me in trouble at work. I keep doing the snot bubble chuckle.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (xPJvm)

286 169 Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.
........

Romney dropped dead?

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

287 Dear wife letter.

Dear platform .you wouldn't believe..

Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (OkOLY)

288 I don't believe the Wednesday news.

I'm skeptical of that as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

289 Our reservation system has temporarily crashed. For some reason, every young male in Washington DC is trying to fly to Des Moines this afternoon.

Posted by: Delta Airlines at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (NVYyb)

290 @ShannonBream 32 seconds ago

Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)

291 I dunno. Who would want to let that fly on an airplane. I would prefer it, ahem, went somewhere.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (AvfCy)

292 The cheering is because Ted Cruz placed duct tape on Romney's mouth.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (zZbCU)

And Rand gets to rip it off at 10PM

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (ONvIw)

293 290 @ShannonBream 32 seconds ago

Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)

==========

"I'm not doing your homework for you, Adam."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (zZbCU)

294 "Not sure what it's called at sea."



It's not gay if you're underway.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (7D3tC)

295 And tell the Co-Pilot to make me a cheese sandwich.

Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (FhXTo)

296 I don't GAF why they vote - no witnesses - just that they do it.

It would, however, please me if McConnell manned up and put a little torque on them.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (nuOac)

297 Maybe the Wednesday thing is to keep those running for office there for spite

Until after Iowa Caucuses.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (oVJmc)

298 Dead stick landing

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (k/TB6)

299 Kinda related; beaver penis. Somebody mentioned in the morning report thread that 12 tons of Canadian beaver penii were seized (snort!) in China:

https://tinyurl.com/r4rdzyk

But that's secondary, really. Check out the other stories listed in the sidebar, including "Irish Midget Accused of Posing as a Leprechaun to Extort Sex from 26 Women in Exchange for Pot of Gold".

I choose to believe these stories are true.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

300 Why, I remember a time in a movie theater when my date sounded like the percussion section of a samba combo...

Pee Wee Herman?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (Z4rgH)

301 >>Calm, Horde.

>>Sounds like a coffee shop in Aqaba around here. Wait for solid info.


First time for everything.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)

302 Trial starts off with Schifty quoted the enemy nytimes leaks from bolton's book again.

This is why they want to extend this.

drip drip drip

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (vEIlU)

303


Romney will vote with Democrats.

Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (u+zQ1)

304 So two hours of Adam begging for witnesses? Hard Pass.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (4thlk)

305 whoa, pancreatic cancer? I didn't know that. now I feel like an asshole. nobody deserves pancreatic cancer

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (4BOby)

306 Not sure what it's called at sea.

Shiver me timber.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (88+cf)

307 ace, head thee to Rome while int'l travel is sagging due to WuFlu. Many real-life Lucrezias about. And the coffee.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (El6T/)

308
"Let's see if I can convince you to vote for Joe."

Posted by: Sphynx at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (rXie1)

309 A Flight Manual is not as enjoyable as a Blown Engine contrary to the name.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (2DOZq)

310 So Nadler was sent home after his ridiculous closing statement stunt? What a loser.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

311
Loud cheers? Romney choked to death?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)

312 BTW -- this Krilldozer appears to be a Bernie staffer.

I don't believe a word of this.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (QLPEO)

313 Braenyard: "He was sitting in the ejection seat."

Heh.

But don't you mean "ejaculation seat"?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (6eEQ+)

314 But that's secondary, really. Check out the other stories listed in the sidebar, including "Irish Midget Accused of Posing as a Leprechaun to Extort Sex from 26 Women in Exchange for Pot of Gold".

I choose to believe these stories are true.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

They're after me lucky charms!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (KUaJL)

315 290 @ShannonBream 32 seconds ago

Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)

And hence, the most left-of-center member of the Republican caucus - basically a moderate-left Democrat - shows more sense than vulture capitalist Willard "Mitt" Rmoney.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (77WPm)

316 DC is disgusting on all levels.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (oesln)

317 He/she want to be
Body and soul just don't agree
There's an answer, gotta go for a
Tijuana tuck-n-roll
He/she just got a zipper job
A zipper job

Posted by: ZZ Top at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (Vy7tf)

318 Jerry heard about the handjob thing and couldn't wait to get on a plane.

Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (QE8X6)

319 Oh, and also: She's cute.

Another good find is this site, which has Fairy Tales told in different languages, including italian.

Here's Little Red Riding Hood.

https://www.theitalianexperiment.com/stories/redridinghood

It has the audio, the text in Italian, and two versions of an English translation (which is helpful), the LITERAL translation which doesn't read great in English but it will tell you what each word means, and a more liberal translation which gives you the sense of what is being said.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (PbpT7)

320 Subtext of Murkowski's note:

To House -- do it again but don't rush it next time and make up better shit so I can vote to get rid of this fucking Trump.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (H8QX8)

321 To be fair getting an HJ on a flight is a decent relaxant.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (+Vf+y)

322 303


Romney will vote with Democrats.

Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (u+zQ1)

==========

He's hoping a progressive historian writes a nice biography of him in ten years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (zZbCU)

323 So I know this isn't a GAINZZZZ thread, but I have to brag a bit. I just weighed myself for the first time in forever, and I'm down another 10 pounds, but still building muscle. Go me!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

324 Two people are in custody after a police pursuit Friday near President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, officials said.

The incident started several miles away from the resort when police were called to a report of a woman dancing on top of a parked car in a hotel parking lot, a Secret Service spokesperson told ABC News.

When police arrived, the women got into another car and drove away, and police pursued the car in the direction of Mar-a-Lago, the spokesperson said.

At least one checkpoint was breached, several blocks away from the resort, the spokesperson said.

After fleeing with highway patrol officers and a helicopter in pursuit, the car was found and two people were taken into custody, Palm Beach County sheriff's officials said.

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (3aI0K)

325 I'm surprised that I can still view comments here at work. Usually when this sort thread happens the filtering software at work kicks in as the comments go more and more awry. You know how almost every thread does at some point. I love this place.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (B99TD)

326 307 ace, head thee to Rome while int'l travel is sagging due to WuFlu. Many real-life Lucrezias about. And the coffee.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (El6T/)


You need to go the south apse of the Sistine to see Michelangelo's superb shelving...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (zBaqJ)

327 Trial starts off with Schifty quoted the enemy nytimes leaks from bolton's book again.

This is why they want to extend this.

drip drip drip
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (vEI

They should show the Biden tape again.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (2DOZq)

328 Is krilldozer a nickname to cetacean?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (HALdu)

329 Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Posted by: Babs at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (q1Pj5)

330 Insomniac, that's awesome!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (G546f)

331 @blakehounshell

Murkowski takes a swipe at Warren: "It has also become clear some of my colleagues intend to further politicize this process, and drag the Supreme Court into the fray, while attacking the Chief Justice. I will not stand for nor support that effort."

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (cF8AT)

332 Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (u+zQ1)


You know, he actually does not have a great track record of staying in any one job for very long. It would be a huge red flag on any resume that crossed my desk.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (kUmUV)

333 311
Loud cheers? Romney choked to death?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)

Do they have mandatory "must perform CPR" in DC?
If not, I would rate this true

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (ONvIw)

334 266 why the actual fuck can't they have the vote to end this today? Fuckers.
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (a0IVu)"

I believe they have 4 hours of Final Arguments left today, then they vote on Witnesses. After that, the schedule is up to McConnell, Schumer may be able to force some votes on rules amendments, but they will just be time wasters if he does.

I note that I did see Ted Cruz in an interview a couple days ago saying that the plan was for the final vote to take place on Saturday, and I assumed he was in close contact with McConnell before he said that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)

335 Glad Nadler has gone to be with his wife. I wish the best for the both of them in their personal life.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (nuOac)

336 318 Jerry heard about the handjob thing and couldn't wait to get on a plane.
Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (QE8X6)


Waddle, waddle, waddle. How does the dame find his micro-yutzick buried in the lipid bulges?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)

337 He said "Hold on," so I did!

Posted by: Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (QE8X6)

338 Where is Lindsey Graham on witnesses.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (P1AAi)

339 290 @ShannonBream 32 seconds ago

Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)

And hence, the most left-of-center member of the Republican caucus - basically a moderate-left Democrat - shows more sense than vulture capitalist Willard "Mitt" Rmoney.
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (77WPm)


aye

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (vEIlU)

340 294 "Not sure what it's called at sea."



It's not gay if you're underway.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (7D3tC)

Lots of snorkeling instructors, I hear

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (l4C/z)

341 "290 @ShannonBream 32 seconds ago

Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena."

...and Nadler just got the hell out of the Imperial City. Fat Jerry knows someone will be sacrificed for this failure to serve the Greater Good and it might as well be the other guy. Watch your front as well as your back, Adam.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (puu6v)

342 Does Lucrezia have a good recipe for lasagna?

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (g7+pD)

343 Not sure what it's called at sea.


*********

Spanking the spinnaker

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)

344 337 He said "Hold on," so I did!
Posted by: Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (QE8X6)

===========

Reminds me of 1941.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (zZbCU)

345 G*ddamn snakes on a plane

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (rXie1)

346 Murkowski statement cites the attack on Roberts yesterday as a reason for voting no. "Will not stand for nor support the effort" to tear down another institution. Thanks Lieawatha!

Posted by: the dandy at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (bR08X)

347 At least it wasn't Biden giving the guy the hand job.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (kw5n8)

348 Schiff knew the NYT article would claim that Cipollone was in the WH meeting discussing the Bidens. How convenient.

Posted by: EveR at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (R0z7P)

349 Oh, also, for raw beginner stuff, there's a guy called Professor Dave on YoutTube who speaks Italian fluently. His videos are in English, but with Italian words and expressions and stuff, and are just about five minutes long each. You can listen to like twenty of them in a couple of hours.

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (PbpT7)

350 I've read that Murkowski is kinda Sinima's mentor, think she'll vote against witnesses now?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (4thlk)

351 The Hill:
Murkowski to vote no on witnesses, dashing Democrats' hopes of extending trial

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (3aI0K)

352 Would a COD, wrapped in the Washington Post, dropped on Romney & Collin's desks be better than an angry email?

Just asking for a friend...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (W+kMI)

353 First guy boarding flight has a respiratory mask.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (g7+pD)

354 346 Murkowski statement cites the attack on Roberts yesterday as a reason for voting no. "Will not stand for nor support the effort" to tear down another institution. Thanks Lieawatha!
Posted by: the dandy at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (bR08X)

=========

"But her move was genius!"
-The crazy left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (zZbCU)

355 Isn't the SOTU speech on Tuesday? Could be why they are extending things until Wednesday - gives Trump a chance to stick it to the House on national television.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (SRRAx)

356 And that was unfair, once got invited into a coffee shop in Aqaba, the guys were great, very friendly.

Whole time I was in that town I kept hearing Omar Sharif saying "Aqaba, Aw'rence, Aqaba!".


Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (El6T/)

357
handpaigning >>> campaigning

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (pNxlR)

358 Val Demings up

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (M5wRT)

359 351 The Hill:
Murkowski to vote no on witnesses, dashing Democrats' hopes of extending trial
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (3aI0K)


Flaming emu skull with distended nostrils.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (zBaqJ)

360 260. 20% of senators can demand a roll call vote (public calling of names)

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (HyJag)

361 "On a separate note, Nadler is an asshole but i do wish his wife and their family well. Pancreatic cancer is a bitch. Unless you are RBG"

Agreed. My wife had a friend who turned 50 two years ago and was a total healthy lifestyle and workout warrior. Went to the Dr. for some stomach pain, diagnosed with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer and died three months later. Just awful.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (OD2ni)

362 I know this isn't a GAINZZZZ thread, but I have to brag a bit. I just weighed myself for the first time in forever, and I'm down another 10 pounds, but still building muscle. Go me!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

Awesome. I went off my diet for a couple of weeks and gained nine pounds. I think the ratio is one week to lose 2 lbs to one week to gain 5lbs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (2DOZq)

363 You know what other Dim woman has been witnessed as being drunk on an airplane?

Oh, c'mon, you know you know!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)
.........

The Drunken Queen has twice snubbed a process server trying to deliver the Gabbard subpoena.
This could get good.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

364 354 346 Murkowski statement cites the attack on Roberts yesterday as a reason for voting no. "Will not stand for nor support the effort" to tear down another institution. Thanks Lieawatha!
Posted by: the dandy at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (bR08X)

=========

"But her move was genius!"
-The crazy left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (zZbCU)

By stopping Trump's impeachment she guarantees a weak opponent in the general!

Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (YVvSQ)

365 'He told me that that was my oxygen mask, and if it didn't pull free, to keep tugging until it did'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (YslsA)

366 Iowa Caucus is Monday.
Maybe that's why the vote is Wednesday?

Posted by: MarkY at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (i022r)

367 Not sure what it's called at sea.

Pull the sheet.
Not the sheet.
Nope.
Nope.
Tried that one already.

(From Disney's "Moana" for any who don't know.)

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (77WPm)

368 306 Not sure what it's called at sea.

Shiver me timber.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (88+cf)
========

Raking the mast.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (dfRN6)

369 205 Please make sure your seat mate is in the full upright position.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (m45I2)

Something besides the tray table was up

Posted by: db at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (T4wme)

370 Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (PbpT7)



Thanks ace!
will check out Lucrezia

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (G546f)

371 "Val Demings up
Posted by: m"


On a related note, Kat Dennings has nice cans.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (OD2ni)

372 I've read that Murkowski is kinda Sinima's mentor, think she'll vote against witnesses now?
Posted by: lowandslow at January



I think you misspelled domme

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (HALdu)

373 Waddle, waddle, waddle. How does the dame find his micro-yutzick buried in the lipid bulges?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)

Peter meter?

Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (QE8X6)

374

The dims keep equating this to an episode of Law and Order.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (vEIlU)

375 271 Theory:

The cheering is because Ted Cruz placed duct tape on Romney's mouth.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (zZbCU)

And broken glass in his mouth before taping it shut?

Posted by: Allie at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (UnA8+)

376 >>>One person asked, "How could you hear it over the engine noise?" I don't know the answer, but if I can speculate: Bangles, baby. Bangles.

Maybe she pulled the stick back to far and the shaker and stall onset horn engaged.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (l6b3d)

377 374

The dims keep equating this to an episode of Law and Order.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (vEIlU)

=========

Because it reflects the same level of grasp on reality?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (zZbCU)

378 Murkowski is a no on witnesses.

Posted by: MJ at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (gAMkn)

379 305
whoa, pancreatic cancer? I didn't know that. now I feel like an asshole. nobody deserves pancreatic cancer

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (4BOby)

You didn't wish it on her. And Nadler is a traitorous worm. She doesn't deserve cancer anymore than anyone else does.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (1CjJc)

380 366 Iowa Caucus is Monday.
Maybe that's why the vote is Wednesday?

But the State of the Union is Tuesday.. He should be cleared before then.. Who's in charge of the Senate?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (6XlcD)

381 "Val Demings up"


Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (4thlk)

382 Not sure what it's called at sea.


Pull up the anchor
Batten the hatch

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (2DOZq)

383 First guy boarding flight has a respiratory mask.


And a condom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

384 332 Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (u+zQ1)


Romney has never won a real election

He was given the seat in UT, he beat a unknown for the MA gov by less than 1%

when he faced any real competition, Obama and Teddy, he got his handed to him

Hell he couldn't even take Mclame in 2008

he's a woman and big fucking pussy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (rpxSz)

385 381 "Val Demings up"


Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (4thlk)

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I mean....it's the modern Democratic Party. Who else they got?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (zZbCU)

386 It was always going to try and overshadow the SOTU. Trump is too good at the SOTU plus he gets his truthful message out unfiltered. And that can't happen.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (8vUAO)

387 UPI Photo Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) will vote against a motion to consider to consider subpoenas of new witnesses and documents at President Trump's impeachment trial, giving Republicans 51 votes to wrap up the trial Friday or Saturday.

Mukowski said she had worked to produce a fair process modeled after the Clinton impeachment trial, but blamed the House for rushing "flawed" impeachment articles.

"I worked for a fair, honest, and transparent process, modeled after the Clinton trial, to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases, ask thoughtful questions, and determine whether we need more," she said. "The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena."

Murkowski also said the trial had not been fair and that Congress had failed as an institution.

"Given the partisan nature of this impeachment from the very beginning and throughout, I have come to the conclusion that there will be no fair trial in the Senate. I don't believe the continuation of this process will change anything. It is sad for me to admit that, as an institution, the Congress has failed," she said.

"It has also become clear some of my colleagues intend to further politicize this process, and drag the Supreme Court into the fray, while attacking the Chief Justice. I will not stand for nor support that effort. We have already degraded this institution for partisan political benefit, and I will not enable those who wish to pull down another.

"We are sadly at a low point of division in this country."

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (3aI0K)

388
Funny how this new Slimes bombshell just happened to hit right now as Murkowski votes no.

Makes no diff. It is over. Dems do not want witnesses. It's a crock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (zBaqJ)

389 JEEEERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY-----!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: A. Schiff at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (oVJmc)

390 330 Insomniac, that's awesome!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (G546f)

Thank you! I'm feeling pretty damn good about that right now!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

391 338 Where is Lindsey Graham on witnesses.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (P1AAi)

Very much against.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (M5wRT)

392 Not sure what it's called at sea.





Wanking the plank

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (kw5n8)

393 Somehow, the democrats bold strategy of excluding the republicans in the house, insulting the republicans in the senate, and threatening the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court didn't earn them any happy votes in their favor. Puzzler.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (YslsA)

394 The Democrat trial managers treated Murkowski like shit when she was asking her questions. I think they royally pissed off someone who at one point was ready to be their ally.

And clearly Warren's screechy and insulting question yesterday insulted her as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (Kpl3J)

395 I can't find anything yet to confirm Paul Sperry's tweet about extension til Wednesday. He's not answering requests for more information. I hate when people do that.

Anywhoooo....

@RyanAFournier

Nancy Pelosi's son Paul Pelosi Jr. went to Ukraine in 2017 to meet with government officials.

Turns out Paul was an executive for a gas company that did business in Ukraine.

Nancy was even featured in the company's promotional videos.

This needs to be investigated!

*snort*

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (cF8AT)

396 Sounds like my flights on Epstein's jet.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (z/Jwn)

397
Funny how this new Slimes bombshell just happened to hit right now as Murkowski votes no.



They've been doing these hits at least since Kavanaugh. Blatantly obvious.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

398 At sea it's called "knocking off the barnacles".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (1ISKN)

399 Snakes on a plane

Posted by: paulnjax at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (nbaBy)

400 So Murk a no? This is why the War Turtle let Collins go off the reservation last night - because without Murk vote, I am sure she was told it was the guillotine for her

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (32YRo)

401 Not sure what it's called at sea.

Hoist the mizzen.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (aS1PU)

402 he's a woman and big fucking pussy
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (rpxSz)


'scuse me?

Posted by: a woman at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (sI15f)

403 394 The Democrat trial managers treated Murkowski like shit when she was asking her questions. I think they royally pissed off someone who at one point was ready to be their ally.

And clearly Warren's screechy and insulting question yesterday insulted her as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (Kpl3J)

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Think she has an idea of what it's like to be a Republican voter who gets insulted by the entire culture every day now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (zZbCU)

404 @ChadPergram

From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

405 The dims keep equating this to an episode of Law and Order.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (vEIlU)

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Because it reflects the same level of grasp on reality?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (zZbCU)


exactly. And if you listen to the base, they all talk like that. Like all of their knowledge is from The Bachelor.

Everything the dems do is theater. Everything. They believe they are actors on a stage. That is how easy it is for them to lie. They know it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (vEIlU)

406 Val Demings:

"Is this a fair trial. Is this a fair trial. Is this a fair trial."

Not an effective rhetorical strategy!

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (M5wRT)

407 Nadler is saying his wife isn't going to make it. Could be the reason for the delay (if there is one).

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (JKNZq)

408 Let me give you a tour of my cockpit.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (ATCV4)

409 Trolls have been quiet. Wonder why.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (8vUAO)

410 400 So Murk a no? This is why the War Turtle let Collins go off the reservation last night - because without Murk vote, I am sure she was told it was the guillotine for her
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (32YRo)

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It's the same game as the Kavanaugh vote.

As long as Kavanaugh got through, Mitch didn't care.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (zZbCU)

411 Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.
Somebody got a Senate Snaggle?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (r+sAi)

412 There's a long degrees of control freedom, unstable angle of attack, 737 MAX joke here somewhere.

Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (FhXTo)

413 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (puu6v)

Or maybe he just went to spend some time before a weekend with a wife who is dying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (WI7YS)

414 407 Nadler is saying his wife isn't going to make it. Could be the reason for the delay (if there is one).

He doesn't get to vote

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (6XlcD)

415 Not sure what it's called at sea.

Deploying the Trident missile ?

Posted by: db at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (T4wme)

416 No heads on pikes this day.


Posted by: Just Lily at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (eJxtO)

417 This control yoke doesn't have an autopilot.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (ATCV4)

418 @ChadPergram

From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)


as Sekulow said "Danger Danger Danger"

they will all show just how dumb they are, on full display

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (vEIlU)

419 Murcokeski is a no on witnesses

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (AvfCy)

420


Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (u+zQ1)

421 381 "Val Demings up"

Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (4thlk)

Yeah, none at all. Maybe with practice, but not today. She's at least not objectionable, I don't think.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (M5wRT)

422 "The Democrat trial managers treated Murkowski like shit when she was asking her questions. I think they royally pissed off someone who at one point was ready to be their ally.

And clearly Warren's screechy and insulting question yesterday insulted her as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (Kpl3J)"


Murkowski has shown over the years that she can be quite spiteful. Glad the Dems were on the receiving end this time.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (OD2ni)

423 Funny how this new Slimes bombshell just happened to hit right now as Murkowski votes no.


They've been doing these hits at least since Kavanaugh. Blatantly obvious.
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Been doin' it for longer than that. . . with success I might add.

Posted by: Pinch at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (5iHPS)

424 418 @ChadPergram

From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)

as Sekulow said "Danger Danger Danger"

they will all show just how dumb they are, on full display
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (vEIlU)

============

Well, let's see if the Senate wants to sit around for 1,000 more minutes to hear themselves bloviate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (zZbCU)

425 Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.

--

For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (JoUsr)

426 Is it for certain it will continue through Wednesday or does the Turtle have this day to right the ship?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (nuOac)

427 Thank you! I'm feeling pretty damn good about that right now!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

Thank God.

Posted by: Horde Supremacy at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (QE8X6)

428 "388
Funny how this new Slimes bombshell just happened to hit right now as Murkowski votes no.

Makes no diff. It is over. Dems do not want witnesses. It's a crock."

After it became apparent the Bidens could not be shielded and their corruption kept concealed, the Democrats decided to flush this abortion ASAP. They'll act all bereaved, of course, but the next op is underway as we type.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (puu6v)

429 Friggin' in the riggin'

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

430 Wow, 383 comments in 30 minutes.

What're y'all talking about?

Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (lJTbP)

431 Can we clean up the NSC now? Hello?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (nRWPy)

432 425 Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.

--

For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (JoUsr)

==========

He hasn't said anything.

But he's not acting like he cares about his voters at all.

He's running the Jeff Flake playbook.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (zZbCU)

433 I'm shocked the GOP didn't fuck this up too bad.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (oesln)

434 Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (u+zQ1)

It will take her literally seconds to chug a quart of Vodka after the "witnesses" vote fails.

Not how this works, Nutzy. Not how any of this works.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (77WPm)

435 Polishing the bollards.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (1ISKN)

436 400 So Murk a no? This is why the War Turtle let Collins go off the reservation last night - because without Murk vote, I am sure she was told it was the guillotine for her
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (32YRo)

She is a "no."

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (M5wRT)

437 "Trolls have been quiet. Wonder why.
Posted by: ... at "


Has Bill Wynn been here predicting early nights for Trump again?

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (OD2ni)

438 Was it just me, or was the ad placed right below this post a picture of someone pouring olive oil into their hand? I can tell you it feels great, but is very smelly afterwards.

Posted by: tommylotto at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (dYinJ)

439 Report: The plane returned to Dulles after one of the passengers had a stroke.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (m45I2)

440 If you want more thrust you have to increase the throttle.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (ATCV4)

441 433 I'm shocked the GOP didn't fuck this up too bad.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (oesln)

==========

Not over yet, but Mitch hasn't really fucked anything up since McCain died.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (zZbCU)

442 >>For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.

No.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (ZLI7S)

443 From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment
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There goes a thousand minutes we'll never get back.

Posted by: If it passes at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (iKRLW)

444 http://bit.ly/2RJELEE
*******
Rudy Giuliani Common Sense Ep. 3 The Trial: Witness One | EXCLUSIVE interview with Viktor Shokin

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (BqBId)

445 437 "Trolls have been quiet. Wonder why.
Posted by: ... at "

No poll trolls because the polls are all good for the Orange Man

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (6XlcD)

446 Was it a wet or day hand job?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (oesln)

447 Whenever I see Rep. Nadler walking, I hear the theme song to that old show Soap.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (myjNJ)

448 Not sure what it's called at sea


Cranking the yardarm

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (M+Lyo)

449 429
Friggin' in the riggin'

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

Hand ho!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (1CjJc)

450 Lashing the mainsail...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (7s3Gx)

451 Wow, 383 comments in 30 minutes.

What're y'all talking about?
Posted by: tbodie


Handies. Hellatio?

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (QLPEO)

452 At sea it's called flogging the knob

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (Qxa9A)

453

Not a bad statement from MooCow. Good for her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (vEIlU)

454 445 437 "Trolls have been quiet. Wonder why.
Posted by: ... at "

No poll trolls because the polls are all good for the Orange Man
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (6XlcD)

==========

Wait...here's one...

Trump is losing by 15 points to Buttigieg! In California!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (zZbCU)

455 The only reason to drag this out is because they have a diseased monkey they want to throw in at the last minute. The longer they get, the more likely they are to pull a fast one. Much like our drunken passenger, just to tie things together.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

456 "433 I'm shocked the GOP didn't fuck this up too bad."

There's still time on the clock.

Seriously, as much as I dislike Cocaine Mitch, this was a sterling moment for him.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (puu6v)

457 10 min. Fuck them. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (bF1yc)

458 >Not sure what it's called at sea


manning the tiller

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (iTXRQ)

459 Whoever once said "DC is Hollywood for ugly people" deserves a cookie and a handy.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (8vUAO)

460 President Biden's 1st initiative: Handjobs for the Homeless

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (FZYNt)

461 And I missed this thread. Damn.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (0OmEj)

462 @ShannonBream 32 seconds ago

Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM

It's over Johnny! Come home Rambo!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (iBBEC)

463 Soothsayer: "Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs."

Meh. She failed at her Calvinball.

And Trump is still President.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (6eEQ+)

464 Shaking Popeye.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (1ISKN)

465 Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (u+zQ1)

LOLGF

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (M+Lyo)

466 I want this to end tonight and for there to be at least two dozen floor votes for judges on Monday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (zZbCU)

467 438: not just you. I screen grabbed it for future amusement.

Posted by: codpeace at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (7FDyv)

468 Murkowski has shown over the years that she can be quite spiteful. Glad the Dems were on the receiving end this time.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (OD2ni)

Here we are, at the end of the process, and we're right where we were at the start - Don't go into a court case and piss off the Jury!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

469 Val's heart is not in this at all.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (M5wRT)

470 Val says "the American people want....." She's so silly to think she's speaking for me.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (tkNkP)

471 I think Cocaine Mitch has been pretty good.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (nRWPy)

472 Murkowski spent almost $7 million in 2016 to the Dem's $130k, PT won by a majority, but she didn't. Maybe she's considering her political future, if PT supports a primary challenger.

Posted by: EveR at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (R0z7P)

473
Murkowski statement cites the attack on Roberts yesterday as a reason for voting no. "Will not stand for nor support the effort" to tear down another institution. Thanks Lieawatha!
Posted by: the dandy at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (bR08X)






Would that be like the institution of elections? Like how someone might get her ass kicked in the primary and then run as a write-in to spitefully prevent her own party's candidate from being elected?

That kind of tearing down institutions?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (kw0bd)

474 BTW -- this Krilldozer appears to be a Bernie staffer.

Yep; What I thought.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (WI7YS)

475 Dem Sens to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment

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because that will give the NYT 3 more days to make up some stories to try and influence senators.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (YslsA)

476 It's called a Moby Dick

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (M+Lyo)

477 Holy shit. Both Pelosi and Schumer just went full retard at the same time. They've really lost it now.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (AvfCy)

478 Thar she blows!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (1ISKN)

479 I'd like to propose a motion to change the AoS Style Guide. The name Buttigieg should be corrected to Buttbuttsayswhat?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (J+mig)

480 Hmmm, the Johns Hopkins corona virus stat update for the morning is way late. The integrity of the reporting center must have been breached and they're all dead.


Carry on...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (7s3Gx)

481 427 Thank you! I'm feeling pretty damn good about that right now!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

Thank God.
Posted by: Horde Supremacy at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (QE8X6)

Fair enough, but as I said at the beginning of the year, I'm turning this ship in a better direction.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

482 Once, while flying to St. Croix for some business golf, I was seated next to a a woman traveling to meet her old college roommates for girl's weekend. Although I didn't get a full-release handjob, there was inappropriate rubbing of parts.

I believe it's easier to get a woman to do things she normally wouldn't do if you're a total stranger.

Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (U6f/q)

483
CNBC news break - Lisa Murkowski dashes Dems hopes of calling witnesses.


Now back to Morgan Brennan's cleavage

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (kw5n8)

484 Not a bad statement from MooCow. Good for her.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM

I am guessing she hopefully got a call aside from the obvious war turtle, but the RNC. Hey, be a shame if you got zero dollars and were stripped of your chair positions...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (iBBEC)

485 So denang dick thinks if they just had ten more minutes to flap their gums theyd prove with geometric logic that trump stole Ukraine's strawberries and tried to pin it on biden?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (Qxa9A)

486
Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.
Posted by: lowandslow
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Yeah, she's no Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (CDGwz)

487 Just read it's being delayed until Wednesday and now the NYT is releasing new Bolton details. Can't make this up.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

488 479 I'd like to propose a motion to change the AoS Style Guide. The name Buttigieg should be corrected to Buttbuttsayswhat?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (J+mig)

=====

I made the effort to learn how to spell that stupid fucking last name, and I will not cast off that effort.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (zZbCU)

489 "476 It's called a Moby Dick"

Is that a reference to Trump or Biden staffer handjobs?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (puu6v)

490 Not over yet, but Mitch hasn't really fucked anything up since McCain died.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (zZbCU)

And remember that McCain was working hand in hand with Corker and Flake, and back then Lindsey was still playing the part of his mini-me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)

491 At sea it's called: Barrel Duty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (1ISKN)

492 486
Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.
Posted by: lowandslow
-----

Yeah, she's no Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (CDGwz)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (M5wRT)

493 Rowing Your Boat

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (jUilJ)

494 Polishing the Harpoon?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (J+mig)

495 Dem Sens to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment

---

because that will give the NYT 3 more days to make up some stories to try and influence senators.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada



This is where Mitch needs to shut this shit show down.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (7D3tC)

496 The British flag is being removed from EU headquarters in a few minutes.

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (3aI0K)

497 490 Not over yet, but Mitch hasn't really fucked anything up since McCain died.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (zZbCU)

And remember that McCain was working hand in hand with Corker and Flake, and back then Lindsey was still playing the part of his mini-me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

The intentional fuckup caucus really does seem to have gotten smaller.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (zZbCU)

498
BREAKNG:


SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.

2 dames in custody.

Daily Wire

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

499 From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment

Let them. Mitch should counter with "fine, stay in DC all day Sunday and talk yourselves blue in the face", then call a vote at 06:30 Monday morning.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (77WPm)

500 I wish Val would quit yelling. She is, deservedly, losing her voice.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (M5wRT)

501 Not sure what it's called at sea


sponging the barrel

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)

502 Patching the poop deck.

Oh, wait, that's something else.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (1ISKN)

503 Mitch needs these weak ass turds to help with confirmation

so he really has no room for reprisals

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (rpxSz)

504 487 Just read it's being delayed until Wednesday and now the NYT is releasing new Bolton details. Can't make this up.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

The Wednesday claim is unverified; and the NYT story is still just "sources say that sources say that maybe something might have been said" and it's all classified and can't come out anyways.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

505 Goosing the Barnacle

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (ATCV4)

506 471. I agree Dagny. He is not perfect, but he has been a very effective leader.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (JRaU+)

507 >>> 221 I hope he was a Trump voter who fed her a BS line

Later twitter replies to the guy claiming he recieved the HJ indicated he's for P.Buttplug.

So a drunk Biden staffer girl gave a gay Buttplug supporter guy an HJ in the air, ... maybe.

And wouldn't that nicely sum up our entire political process?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (l6b3d)

508 "This is the American way. This is the American story."

Who wrote this shinola?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (M5wRT)

509 Val's voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me ... Garcia is no better.

Posted by: Toni at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (ppbIJ)

510 BREAKNG:


SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.

2 dames in custody.

Daily Wire
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)

Did the reports say anything about boobs?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

511 I believe it's easier to get a woman to do things she normally wouldn't do if you're a total stranger.
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (U6f/q)


Drunk sluts. Not "a woman." Real women with an ounce of self respect don't do that shit. Especially not without being gifted jewelry

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (nRWPy)

512 Closely related to the handy: "Cuffing the governor"

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (7s3Gx)

513

Well, I guess this is better than shoving everyone into the gulag like Bernie's people want to do.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (lg/F7)

514 Eww, the Garcia woman is up.
(mute)

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (M5wRT)

515 Fucking Romney.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (q0qV7)

516 503 Mitch needs these weak ass turds to help with confirmation

so he really has no room for reprisals
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (rpxSz)


Bader Meinhoff croaks and then Trump appoints another Scalia (please G-d). I imagine Murkowski willl blow it again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (zBaqJ)

517 511 Drunk sluts. Not "a woman." Real women with an ounce of self respect don't do that shit. Especially not without being gifted jewelry
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (nRWPy)

=========

Dolley's birthday is ten days away...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (zZbCU)

518 "You want 10 minutes? Go buy some airtime. Now go give someone a handjob and fuck off." -Mitch McConnell, I wish

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (8vUAO)

519 477 Holy shit. Both Pelosi and Schumer just went full retard at the same time. They've really lost it now.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (AvfCy)

What did the Happy Twins do?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

520 BTW -- this Krilldozer appears to be a Bernie staffer.


Lets the two of them fight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (oVJmc)

521 I think the Wednesday news is just the outer realm of possibilities, if the DEMS insist on offering countless amendments. I am going to guess they wont, though.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (JRaU+)

522 Time to pull the plug on this. No matter how it is handled, the Dems/MSM are going to continue to squeal 'Collusion', 'Cover-up', etc., forever.

Heh, Garcia up, wearing her other GoodWill outfit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (CDGwz)

523 >>Drunk sluts. Not "a woman." Real women with an ounce of self respect don't do that shit. Especially not without being gifted jewelry

And that's when the negotiation started.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (ZLI7S)

524 Flogging the dolphin?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (0OmEj)

525 I'd like to propose a motion to change the AoS Style Guide. The name Buttigieg should be corrected to Buttbuttsayswhat?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (J+mig)


I just call him "Buttgargle."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (Ki5SV)

526 518 "You want 10 minutes? Go buy some airtime. Now go give someone a handjob and fuck off." -Mitch McConnell, I wish
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (8vUAO)

==========

I'm gonna go with "probably" instead of "I wish".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (zZbCU)

527 From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment
Posted by: Tami


Oh look! Time to pose for the cameras!

What a silly bit of shit this all is.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (vcOmj)

528 .Fucking Romney.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

is that what it's called at sea?

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (iTXRQ)

529 The British flag has been removed from EU headquarters

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (3aI0K)

530 510 BREAKNG:


SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.

2 dames in custody.

Daily Wire
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I'm so tired of hearing about "this bitter political division."
only one side is bitter.


Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (d7Ww2)

531 Oh, jeez, she's talking about "Baby Judge School"; why did I unmute, why did I unmute.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (M5wRT)

532 525 I'd like to propose a motion to change the AoS Style Guide. The name Buttigieg should be corrected to Buttbuttsayswhat?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (J+mig)

I just call him "Buttgargle."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (Ki5SV)


I now refer to him as Peter Puffer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (zBaqJ)

533 Heh, Dagny

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (YslsA)

534 420


Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
Unfortunately for Nancy, the verdict is completely within the Senate's exclusive constitutional purview, and the House and Speak have no say in whether Trump is acquitted. If the Senate votes for acq

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (kfcYC)

535

"I'd like to propose a motion to change the AoS Style Guide. The name Buttigieg should be corrected to Buttbuttsayswhat? "

I nominate:

Budgegded
Buttjudgg
Buttyjudge
Bootybudged
Alfred E Neuman

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (lg/F7)

536 Kind of a non story about a handy on a plane. Who cares who she works for? It's a bit silly to be honest. Good for her and him. She probably had a few drinks at the airport, there was some attraction and there you go. it happens. back in my single days when I was traveling I ran into the stewardess from my flight at the hotel bar in Miami and well, yea, fun night. Never even thought about trying the mile high club, certainly not in the 1.5 x 2.4 bathroom. Plus I am a bit of a germaphobe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)

537 Ten minutes to speak?

Screw that. Give them each two and they have to wear a lampshade while talking.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (6eEQ+)

538 515 Fucking Romney.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (q0qV7)

You're doin' wut.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (M5wRT)

539 "You want 10 minutes? Go buy some airtime. Now go give someone a handjob and fuck off." -Mitch McConnell, I wish
Posted by: ...
---------

You've leaked our plans!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (CDGwz)

540 Not only does the left think this is an episode of Law and Order, but they think spazzing all over their keyboard to make #ripgop trend makes a difference.

Clueless

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (vEIlU)

541 The British flag has been removed from EU headquarters

Fantastic... The EU is going to Hell

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (6XlcD)

542 535




"I'd like to propose a motion to change the AoS Style Guide. The name Buttigieg should be corrected to Buttbuttsayswhat? "



I nominate:



Budgegded

Buttjudgg

Buttyjudge

Bootybudged

Alfred E Neuman





Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (lg/F7)

Bootygig. It's phonetic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (1CjJc)

543 540 Not only does the left think this is an episode of Law and Order, but they think spazzing all over their keyboard to make #ripgop trend makes a difference.

Clueless
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (vEIlU)

=========

It saved those girls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (zZbCU)

544 who the fuck is making the rules?

stfu
and
stfd


elections have consequences, and you lost.
meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (d7Ww2)

545 https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-dead-as-brexit-is-finalized

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (ExV1e)

546 Hey Ace, re your samba percussion theater date... was the date giving or receiving? Just curious.

Posted by: Roscoe at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (QxMUy)

547 Are we sure that the woman on the plane wasn't Nancy Pelosi ?Nancy did one "hand" of a job with the impeachment.

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (3aI0K)

548 Screw that. Give them each two and they have to wear a lampshade while talking.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
--------

Geeze, I love this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (CDGwz)

549 From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment
Posted by: Tami



Okay. But simultaneously.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (oVJmc)

550 534 420


Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
Unfortunately for Nancy, the verdict is completely within the Senate's exclusive constitutional purview, and the House and Speak have no say in whether Trump is acquitted. If the Senate votes for acquittal, he's acquitted....FOR ALL TIME!!!!
Posted by: Dirks Strewn

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (kfcYC)

551 The intentional fuckup caucus really does seem to have gotten smaller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (zZbCU)

The *other* IFC.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (8vUAO)

552 "455 The only reason to drag this out is because they have a diseased monkey they want to throw in at the last minute. The longer they get, the more likely they are to pull a fast one. Much like our drunken passenger, just to tie things together."

Every Republican should vote to allow each senator to speak ten minutes and then yield their time to Rand Paul.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (puu6v)

553 "This is the American way. This is the American story."

Who wrote this shinola?
Posted by: m


I have some bad news for you.

This is not Shinola.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (vcOmj)

554 Drunk sluts. Not "a woman." Real women with an ounce of self respect don't do that shit. Especially not without being gifted jewelry
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (nRWPy)


"Drunk sluts" is a woman's last line of defense. She knows perfectly well what she's doing, but even if she's waterboarded, she'll swear that she was "too drunk to know what she was doing".

And yes, jewelry negates all the other rules.

Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (U6f/q)

555 >> Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.

--

For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (JoUsr)


His approval rating in Utah has cratered though. Back in October, he was at 51% disapprove, 46% approve.

I imagine it is worse now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (Z4rgH)

556 Mollie @MZHemingway

Once you see the media/Democratic operation, whatever it is -- Russia collusion hoax, anti-Kavanaugh smears, impeachment gambit -- it's hard to not see it. The alleged "bombshells," tightly scripted and carefully deployed, become expected instead of feared or taken seriously.


It seems so obvious, but many still do not. They are frothing at the mouth for MORE!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (vEIlU)

557 >>2 dames in custody.



They hot?

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (u4XBV)

558 522 Time to pull the plug on this. No matter how it is handled, the Dems/MSM are going to continue to squeal 'Collusion', 'Cover-up', etc., forever.

Heh, Garcia up, wearing her other GoodWill outfit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (CDGwz)

It looks like she is (badly) impersonating a military officer.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (M5wRT)

559 The British flag has been removed from EU headquarters


woot.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (QLPEO)

560 21 Did anyone ask if she was hot?

Seriously, she's a Democrat and a Biden staffer. Do you need to ask? That's the nuclear reciprocal of Hot! The presumption is that the volume was a matter of trying to keep the poor recipient tumescent.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (5prN7)

561 Give them their 10 minutes with no cameras and this would just go away - attention whores.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (SwWMX)

562 >The British flag has been removed from EU headquarters

Fantastic... The EU is going to Hell



I'm hearing "Rule Britannia" in my head

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (iTXRQ)

563 Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.

.. and who's fault is that ? The House "screwed the pooch"

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (3aI0K)

564 I wonder what color the childish D women will wear "in solidarity" this time at the SOTU. You know they will. I'm going with a nice hue of 'mourning black' because they didn't get their removal of the president.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (JoUsr)

565 Budgegded

Buttjudgg

Buttyjudge

Bootybudged

Alfred E Neuman


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (lg/F7)

Bootygig. It's phonetic.
Posted by: flounder
---------

Butterjug, because descriptive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (CDGwz)

566 I would think at sea it would be called an Ordinary Semen. A bj, of course, being referred to as an Able Semen.

Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (BJKQV)

567
Romney and Shaky Suzi are in favor of more witnesses.


Thanks, Utah.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (q0qV7)

568 == Oh, jeez, she's talking about "Baby Judge School"==

Nah, that doesn't sound elitist or condescending to the room.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (tkNkP)

569 536
Kind of a non story about a handy on a plane.



Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)

Aside from the obvious funny, it is funny because it appears that a Bernie bot is slut-shaming a Biden bot, for giving a Bootygig bot a handy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (1CjJc)

570 529 The British flag has been removed from EU headquarters
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (3aI0K)

"Oh, say does that star-spangled.... Oh."

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (M5wRT)

571 "Seriously, as much as I dislike Cocaine Mitch, this was a sterling moment for him."


I honestly don't get dislike for McConnell. He held firm on Garland and got Kavanaugh through. That was not an easy thing given the pressure he was under. Is it because he is too much of a political realist and does not waste his time on losing battles? The Dems have the House so nothing we want will get passed. He realizes that and focuses on confirming conservative judges because he does control that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (OD2ni)

572 557 >>2 dames in custody.

They hot?
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (u4XBV)

The first ones name is Thelma - still working to establish the name of the second one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

573 570 529 The British flag has been removed from EU headquarters
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (3aI0K)

"Oh, say does that star-spangled.... Oh."
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (M5wRT)

==========

Yeah, it's "Jose", not "Oh, say".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (zZbCU)

574 I saw Intentional Fuckup Caucus open for Aldo Nova at the Palladium in '86.

It was a mess.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (77WPm)

575 2 dames in custody.

White sweater girl and red sweater girl from the Iowa rally?

I can dream.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (q0qV7)

576 Dear AoS forum, I never thought this would happen to me...

Posted by: BluesFish at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (WQZ1O)

577 540 Not only does the left think this is an episode of Law and Order, but they think spazzing all over their keyboard to make #ripgop trend makes a difference.

Clueless
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (vEIlU)



Twitter is the scrawlings in a bathroom of a dive bar in Florida. The kind of dive bar where you only enter the bathroom if you wear a HAZMAT suit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (vN4+Q)

578 530 510 BREAKNG:


SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.

2 dames in custody.

Daily Wire
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I'm so tired of hearing about "this bitter political division."
only one side is bitter.


Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (d7Ww2)

Hello nurse!

Our side is sweet, and occasionally salty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (NWiLs)

579 The Biden staffer who gave the "handy" had just finished picking taters in the field...so no her hands weren't soft.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (dKUcW)

580 Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.

.. and who's fault is that ? The House "screwed the pooch"
They had one job ..

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (3aI0K)

581 Since it was a Biden staffer, was there hair sniffing involved?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (+lVUW)

582 572 557 >>2 dames in custody.

They hot?
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (u4XBV)

The first ones name is Thelma - still working to establish the name of the second one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

Velma?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (NWiLs)

583 JackStraw is in the Mile High Club. And he's never flown.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (8vUAO)

584 Bader Meinhoff croaks and then Trump appoints another Scalia (please G-d). I imagine Murkowski willl blow it again.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (zBaqJ)

Depends on what happens this fall

Remember the stupid donks thought they could take the senate in 2016

if everything shakes out and we got the senate with 52

he''ll replace the bag of antlers with ACB

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (rpxSz)

585 571 "Seriously, as much as I dislike Cocaine Mitch, this was a sterling moment for him."


I honestly don't get dislike for McConnell. He held firm on Garland and got Kavanaugh through. That was not an easy thing given the pressure he was under. Is it because he is too much of a political realist and does not waste his time on losing battles? The Dems have the House so nothing we want will get passed. He realizes that and focuses on confirming conservative judges because he does control that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (OD2ni)

===========

Immigration.

He doesn't have the hots for limiting it like we do, so he doesn't use his full set of tools to advance the cause like we know he could.

Still, he's great on judges and the first amendment. Those are not small things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (zZbCU)

586 Not only does the left think this is an episode of Law and Order, but they think spazzing all over their keyboard to make #ripgop trend makes a difference.

Clueless
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


If this was Law and Order, the DA (Senate), would have thrown the cops (House), out of his office for bringing him a case with no evidence.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (7D3tC)

587 Not sure what it's called at sea.

"Tuesday."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (oRpiG)

588 I nodded off on one overnight flight sitting by myself in a row of two. I awoke to a stewardess putting a blanket on me while giving a good rub to my crotch which wasn't an accident. I was in shock, to say the least. She just smiled and said I hope you're comfortable sir.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (AvfCy)

589 Don't these people get tired of blathering on and on?

Posted by: Toni at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (ppbIJ)

590 Kind of a non story about a handy on a plane.



Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)

Aside from the obvious funny, it is funny because it appears that a Bernie bot is slut-shaming a Biden bot, for giving a Bootygig bot a handy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM

I didn't realize it was a Bernie Bot. I guess we can call it blew on blew?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (iBBEC)

591 Trump paid this women to do this to make Biden look bad.......... IMPEACHMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (qM84C)

592

Of course no one had asked pelosi if a conviction vote in the Senate would also be invalid because the trial had no witnesses/docs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (u+zQ1)

593 Of course, Pelosi really means no acquittal simply because she didn't get the outcome she wanted.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (JoUsr)

594 Stewardess: Cut it out, you two. This is a no frills flight.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (1CjJc)

595 The *other* IFC.
Posted by: ...


KFC>>>IFC

Posted by: The Other Col. Sanders at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (QzkSJ)

596 Come on people! Get a grip!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (m45I2)

597 @585:

You beat me to it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (puu6v)

598 583 JackStraw is in the Mile High Club. And he's never flown.
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (8vUAO)

https://youtu.be/J74ttSR8lEg

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

599 Hi Insom!

How goes it?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (d7Ww2)

600 is the witness vote still today, but the final vote wraps up Wednesday ... (or is Wednesday still just the rumor?)


I'd think SOTU would be better for Trump if impeachment vote was over ... he could let loose and not be (accused of) "obstructing" the trial.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (Cus5s)

601 >>JackStraw is in the Mile High Club. And he's never flown.

Millions of miles.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (ZLI7S)

602 Not only does the left think this is an episode of Law and Order, but they think spazzing all over their keyboard to make #ripgop trend makes a difference.

Twitter comprises about 6% of the electorate, and is overwhelmingly hard left. Stuff trending there about politics means nothing to the average voter.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)

603 After looking at these Dem wimmin senators, I keep thinking:

"Hair salon. Find one."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC)

604 Aside from the obvious funny, it is funny because it
appears that a Bernie bot is slut-shaming a Biden bot, for giving a
Bootygig bot a handy.


Posted by: flounder, rebel
===
It may come to blows, or vice versa.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (Wrer0)

605 this is awesome

Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree

3h
Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks + Profits Could Be Confiscated -- Legal headaches abound for former national security adviser


Article at RCP

Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks
https://tinyurl.com/vanfb3h

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (vEIlU)

606 Did Ben Rhodes come out of retirement to write this drivel? If so, he obviously thinks the senators and American people are all like the 29 year old clueless reporters he mocked that time.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (tkNkP)

607 Stewardess: Cut it out, you two. This is a no frills flight.
Posted by: flounder


Thrills?

Posted by: Miklos (ed.) at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (QzkSJ)

608 583 JackStraw is in the Mile High Club. And he's never flown.
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (8vUAO)

There is the RI Mountain range

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (rpxSz)

609 "She did say she lives in DC."
Calling bullshit. Our kids live in DC. No way in hell can a Dem campaign staffer live in DC on what they get paid. Especially the females, at 78%.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (oRpiG)

610 588
I nodded off on one overnight flight sitting by myself in a row of two. I
awoke to a stewardess putting a blanket on me while giving a good rub
to my crotch which wasn't an accident. I was in shock, to say the
least. She just smiled and said I hope you're comfortable sir.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (AvfCy)

And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (1CjJc)

611 nood, centered and italian

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (d7Ww2)

612 599 Hi Insom!

How goes it?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (d7Ww2)

Pretty good, all things considered. How about you?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (NWiLs)

613

So he is now JOE BANGLES forever more...I always Fly GULP AIRLINES...............

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (5IHGB)

614 Don't lie, half of this thread is trying to book tickets to Des Moines now just in case.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (ZGrMX)

615 I wonder if they're proposing the 10 minute speeches to keep the Senate in session and Biden's main competition out of Iowa.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (PGJeC)

616 >>You beat me to it.



That's what he said.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (pRcgz)

617 A NOOD centralized italican is up

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (cF8AT)

618 Is this a great day or what

Posted by: G marks the spot at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (9rdqJ)

619 Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.

Which, since they merely followed the same procedure as the Clinton impeachment means that he wasn't acquitted, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

620 The British flag has been removed from EU headquarters

Fantastic... The EU is going to Hell



I'm hearing "Rule Britannia" in my head
Posted by: DB
----------

Conversely, the Union Jack has been hoisted at Ft. Hammer. Pic: https://tinyurl.com/r6brk9a

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (CDGwz)

621 Black SUV with a couple of bullet holes in the windshield and the bimbo parked it at a motel 6 lot. Someone needs to have more range training. Not to mention trash the wimpy caliber rounds.

Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (gmo/4)

622 former Rep. John Delaney (D-Md.) (who ?), a successful entrepreneur who
announced his run for president way back in June 2017, dropped out of
the 2020 presidential race

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (3aI0K)

623 Mollie @MZHemingway
Once you see the media/Democratic operation, whatever it is -- Russia collusion hoax, anti-Kavanaugh smears, impeachment gambit -- it's hard to not see it. The alleged "bombshells," tightly scripted and carefully deployed, become expected instead of feared or taken seriously. -----------

I'm so glad Mollie has said this. Once seen it can't be unseen. I thought they had more R's on board and this things was gonna go pear shaped before wrapping up with an historic Acquittal.

But it looks like I was wrong. And McConnell deserves credit if this thing ends before the SOTU.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (8vUAO)

624 Stewardess: Cut it out, you two. This is a no frills flight.

--

Wasn't there a Carol Burnett skit on a no frills flight? I think Tim Conway had a no-frills ticket, but Korman didn't. Korman got star treatment, and Conway was basically strapped to the wing. When it was time to disembark, she gave him a parachute and pushed him out of the door. lol

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (JoUsr)

625 I have nearly 2 million flight miles on various airlines in the last 25 years. Total handies in 2 million miles? Zero, zilch, nada.


Posted by: Muad'dib at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (sjdRT)

626
Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.


Doesn't matter. We've known for 3 years that those lunatics were never going to accept reality. I just want another win in '20 so we can watch them all, dems and media, spaz out for another 4 years.
I'm hoping to see the veins burst in Kimmel's head on election night.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (+lVUW)

627 RULE BRITTANIA BITCHEZ

Posted by: Brexiters Today at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (G546f)

628 Mitch also (allegedly) helped along some friendly China deals over the years, as his wife got $15M or so from her family involved in China/Taiwan business. Trade and borders ... Mitch is weak, and he sure loved trashing the Tea Party.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (Cus5s)

629 The British flag has been removed from EU headquarters

God save the Queen!

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (pPNCa)

630 I'd suggest when Pelosi sends the next Impeachment fiasco she, at a minimum, require the House Managers pass a reading test. Garcia is an absolute embarrassment.

Posted by: EveR at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (R0z7P)

631 432 425 Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.

--

For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (JoUsr)

==========

He hasn't said anything.

But he's not acting like he cares about his voters at all.

He's running the Jeff Flake playbook.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (zZbCU)



I still stand by my prediction. 2024 "return to sanity" GOP candidate. So he's basically living in the past, and thinking that once Trump is gone it's back to business as usual. But yeah no intention of running for Senate again. He's demonstrated that he has no interest in doing what the people of Utah want or behaving in a decent way with his Republican "colleagues" in the Senate.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (Z7lwY)

632 The EU's lost both their major funding source and the only member country with a competent military. The aftermath should be hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (ZGrMX)

633 The guy's name was Jack. And I understand that when they were leaving, she helped Jack off.

I bet Joe has her around on the debatin' squad.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (DuZls)

634 SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.

2 dames in custody.

-
Girl power!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

635

Bootygig. It's phonetic.
Posted by: flounder
---------

Butterjug, because descriptive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (CDGwz)

It's funny to see the moderators at the debate try to pronounce it, they dont know what to make of it. They start out BYOOT then go JUDGJE or something similar.

Buttijudged.

Buttjudg.

Buttjugg

Byootygigig

What a strange little man that guy is. Running for Pres and carrying six figures of student loan debt, and looking like a bobblehead of Alfred E Neuman.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (lg/F7)

636 and thinking that once Trump is gone it's back to business as usual. But yeah no intention of running for Senate again.
======
He's not running for senate again, because he's still gonna take a shot for preezy of the united steezy.

Posted by: Romney - A man with a vision of himself in glorious splendor at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (fSlAS)

637 Frothing the tide.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (5prN7)

638 The aftermath should be hilarious.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (ZGrMX)
---
Math is not hilarious. They said there would be no math.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (DuZls)

639 So what does a guy have to do to get some noisy hand release around here?

Posted by: joncelli
--
Hum a little American Pie?

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (veJcn)

640 Grip your loins!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (iBBEC)

641 So, I guess the guy that keeps finding these bombshells in Bolton's book must be a slow reader.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (pMGkg)

642 634 SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.

2 dames in custody.

-
Girl power!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

Cat ladies gone mad.

Funny, I haven't seen a picture of them but somehow I already have an idea of what they look like.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (d6Ksn)

643 Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.

---
Trials don't. When they're dismissed. Which is what we're doing here.

Pelosi sanified: Trump can never be acquitted of a theory that he committed a crime.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (DuZls)

644 So, I guess the guy that keeps finding these bombshells in Bolton's book must be a slow reader.
=====
I will read no bombshells, before its time.

Actually we have a spreadsheet with the timing scenarios all laid out. If this, then that sort of thing. They wanted to make it idiot proof, because, me.

Posted by: Pinch at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (cWBZI)

645 19th century Times of London headline



FOG IN CHANNEL

CONTINENT CUT OFF

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (oRpiG)

646 2 dames in custody.

-
Girl power!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

Cat ladies gone mad.

Funny, I haven't seen a picture of them but somehow I already have an idea of what they look like.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM

It's the NOOOOOOO dyke from the inauguration and her, uummm, friend, really mom, we are just living together until Terry can find an apartment.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (iBBEC)

647 -
--
Cat ladies gone mad.

Funny, I haven't seen a picture of them but somehow I already have an idea of what they look like.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM

-----------------

Wasn't the last one a crazy asian lady?

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (pMGkg)

648 172
this is one of those things where, until you experience it firsthand,
you think it would be cool and exciting to have happen to you.



Then you're there in the plane and its happening and you realize its revolting

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (IB++I)


I'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (ufFY8)

649 How could Trump receive a "fair trial"?

There are no peers in Washington.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (DuZls)

650 605 this is awesome

Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree

3h
Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks + Profits Could Be Confiscated -- Legal headaches abound for former national security adviser

Article at RCP

Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks
https://tinyurl.com/vanfb3h
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



I, stupidly, thought Bolton was smarter than that. I apologize for the oversight.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (vN4+Q)

651 I was kinda hoping Bolton was helping Trump pull some ju-jitsu on the dems. Seeming less likely by the day.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (pMGkg)

652 "How could you hear it over the engine noise?"

The newer planes can be pretty quiet

It's causing problems, because now the engine noise doesn't drown out the noise from the lavatories, so they're going to have to improve the soundproofing on those

Posted by: Greg Q at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (/0a60)

653 Pelosi and other dems knew this would be the case all along. It was ALL for show for their batshit base. Now they can screech for 9 months how bad the rrraaaycisttt rrrussia loving lawless haters are! Guess what Nan. all you did was embolden people to either vote for Trump or not vote for your pos party.


Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (iBBEC)

654 Chris Plante seems adamant that the Bolton he knows would not betray the President.

Plante has a pretty good nose. So it calms my doubts about Bolton, until, say, he does something stupid.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (DuZls)

655 Pelosi and other dems knew this would be the case all along. It was ALL for show for their batshit base. Now they can screech for 9 months how bad the rrraaaycisttt rrrussia loving lawless haters are! Guess what Nan. all you did was embolden people to either vote for Trump or not vote for your pos party.


Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (iBBEC)
---
Now, somewhere in Bizzarro World "The Constitution" is an issue for the Dems.

Because the Republicans assaulted it, and all Trump's lawyers should be disbarred.

It's funny where the real fascists show up.

But that doesn't bother their base, because you should not be so mean to call them fascists. They are not fascistic people. Why would you say that about them?

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (DuZls)

656 Are we getting a flaming skull today?
Because I was told there would be flaming skulls....

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (iAwUQ)

657 626

Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.





Doesn't matter. We've known for 3 years that those lunatics were never going to accept reality.


they didn't accept an election, why would they accept an acquittal?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (sGtp+)

658 For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020


*
*

Don't compare us to him!

Posted by: Bret and Bart Maverick at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (Ejm1K)

659 Not sure what it's called at sea


Pretty sure that would be called the "Scranton Scramble"

Posted by: Smash'em at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (21Cty)

660 So exactly where was Bolten while all this stuff was going on in the House and why didn't he bother to come forward then? That's a point no one is making.

Posted by: piratepatch at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (taXNc)

661 ooops wrong thread. So can you now get a side of flying STD with your Wuhan in the friendly air?

Posted by: piratepatch at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (taXNc)

662 She's getting a feel for Joe's constituents!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (TQ/zJ)

663 At sea??

But a "Kristol ahoy!" of course.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (TQ/zJ)

664 OT: Well, I'll be making up my rub for a 5# Standing Rib Roast. Dinner tonight is gonna be off the hook!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (dKUcW)

665 "One person asked, "How could you hear it over the engine noise?"

I don't know the answer, but if I can speculate: Bangles, baby. Bangles."

ace, I can tell you exactly: noise cancelling headphones. For the last 15+ years, my job has involved a flight a week. I have repeatedly heard flight attendants who thought they were covered by the jet noise --- until I (sometimes) informed them of what they had said. At which point there was a lot of "Oh $H!T!" looks.

Posted by: SDN at January 31, 2020 03:14 PM (K9d/B)

666 Now I wish Oregon would move to a Caucus system. They get the best benefits and handouts.

Posted by: portlandon at January 31, 2020 04:04 PM (+oR7L)

667

SPEAK TO THE HAND.







Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 04:18 PM (5IHGB)

668
As Gov. Handouts go I recommend that stay on the books. Cream off the crop stuff.

Uuuhhh uuuuhhh mmuummm aaammmm

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 04:20 PM (5IHGB)

669
Biden can you have your staff "talk" to MY STAFF...only take 2 shakes of a lambs tail...............

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 04:22 PM (5IHGB)

670 Hey Slow Joe is a nuzzler. But I bet with one more martini in this member of the "Bimbos For Biden" crew, I could turn her into a guzzler. Of course she might not be able to kneel upright.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 31, 2020 07:36 PM (NvbIF)

671 "Not sure what it is called at sea"

The "Titanic Tug"

Posted by: West at February 02, 2020 03:36 PM (hCqye)

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