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Yuval Levin: Obama's Deliberately Divisive Plan for Amnesty
Many people in Washington seem to be talking about the prospect of the president unilaterally legalizing the status of several million people who entered the country illegally as though it were just another political question. But if reports about the nature of the executive action he is contemplating are right, it would be by far the most blatant and explosive provocation in the administration’s assault on the separation of powers, and could well be the most extreme act of executive overreach ever attempted by an American president in peacetime. ... In one sense, the approach the president is said to be contemplating does fit into a pattern of his use of executive power. That pattern involves taking provocative executive actions on sensitive, divisive issues to isolate people he detests, knowing it will invite a sharp response, and then using the response to scare his own base voters into thinking they are under assault when in fact they are on the offensive. That’s how moving to compel nuns to buy contraception and abortive drugs for their employees became "they're trying to take away your birth control." This strategy needlessly divides the country and brings out the worst instincts of people on all sides, but it has obvious benefits for the administration and its allies. Liberals get both the substantive action and the political benefit of calling their opponents radicals and getting their supporters worked up. ...But they'll win the day's Twitter War, which is what matters. Spike Lee was right -- we will speak of America in terms of "Pre-Obama" and "Post-Obama."
[S]urely it would all harm the country -- dividing the public and debasing our system of government. It seems like just the sort of thing that a national leader would seek to avoid, rather than work to invite.
Golfer at Congressional Country Club finds President Obama's golf ball: http://t.co/HJwBlgDVVR (Jacquelyn Martin, AP) pic.twitter.com/NW5Cm8bXaf
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) July 29, 2014Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 10:27 AM (DL2i+)
Not really. Do not read more into this crapfest than it's simple reality - the children are running the DC show.
Period.
It's amateur hour at levels that would amaze 99.9% here.
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:27 AM (gXRIG)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:27 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Lauren at July 29, 2014 10:30 AM (BPMYx)
Antes Obama, Después Obama
Español será el idioma de los Estados Unidos
Posted by: La Razists at July 29, 2014 10:30 AM (NfnJU)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (tsGZY)
Posted by: gastorgrab at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (FX38i)
Posted by: akula_51 at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (TXgA3)
Why waste time trying to vote the Federal Empire out of existence?
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (R8hU8)
like that guy ever recorded a penalty stroke.
Posted by: X at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (KHo8t)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (D/504)
He's exactly what we all knew him to be... only much worse.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (1CroS)
We will speak in terms of America and The Burning Times.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (ltCGO)
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 29, 2014 10:32 AM (UzPAd)
So...any ideas for getting rid of an insane Executive when faced with an incompetent/malfeasant Legislature and a corrupted Judiciary? We're kinda short on boxes here...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hashcode inspector at July 29, 2014 10:32 AM (rt3TY)
What do you suggest we do about this? What can congress do that isn't just a base attempt to win the Twitter war?
Our constitution has an obvious flaw: It was written with the assumption that presidents would act, by and large, in the best interests of the country.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (MQEz6)
Post-Obama America: anarchy. Then, rule by despots.
Thanks a lot, Obama, you tin-pot dictator wannabe. You destroyed in a few short years what it took hundreds of years, and many thousands of lives, to build.
Corrupt a-hole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (I/vNo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (QFxY5
they gave us impeachement .
but that will not be used either.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:34 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 10:34 AM (F8Ali)
Obama is going to legalize illegals and there is nothing conservatives can do about it. The chickens have come home to roost. Live by the racial game, die by the racial game.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (X8gUA)
Yeah. An EO wiping out settled law.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (ltCGO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (M0mf2)
which will not happen.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (nqBYe)
The heart of the entire matter. The current state of affairs in DC consists almost entirely of "what are you going to do about it?" (asked of the other side of the aisle)
The answer, of course, is a somewhat puzzling "nothing".
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (gXRIG)
You do mean Iran, right?
Posted by: ValJar at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (1CroS)
>>>Spike Lee was right -- we will speak of America in terms of "Pre-Obama" and "Post-Obama."
"Well, what I mean, that fucking car still runs,
Even the moths in the upholstery are old
But it gets around, you see one on the street
Beat-up and proud, well, Jeezus what a country..."
Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (ltCGO)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (/D9Jb)
I do not understand the attraction or appeal of the game, in its mini or maxi versions.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (WhYe3)
Posted by: soothie at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (0ejlr)
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (gXRIG)
Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: no good deed at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (w3a0Z)
Only if other authorities (like say, governors and state AGs) are willing to recognize it as valid (when it clearly is not, by Obama's own admission).
What happens if a significant number of them just say no?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (I/vNo)
Posted by: no good deed at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (w3a0Z)
Yup and they are doing NOTHING to hide that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 10:38 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2014 10:38 AM (/D9Jb)
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:38 AM (gXRIG)
Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:39 AM (ULH4o)
Until that is, the new Hugo Chavez decides Hector is no longer useful
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 10:39 AM (F8Ali)
which will not happen.
It might if he does this. Impeachment is a political act and it will only be successful if there is popular support for it. Nothing Obama has done to date rises to that occasion even if we believe it has, the larger public does not agree.
But poll after poll shows huge majorities do not support Obama on this one and he is really playing with fire.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 10:39 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 29, 2014 10:39 AM (Wokrp)
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (X8gUA)
+++++++++++++
Not entirely true. He can only "legalize" them (illegally) for 2 years. After that, a new conservative president can restore the rule of law, if he or she has the stones to do so.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2014 10:40 AM (I/vNo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 10:34 AM (F8Ali)
A coup implies that there is opposition. 100% of Congress and 52% of the public is complicit in this.
Purge of a minority seems more applicable here. After all, Tea Party people are Domestic Terrorists, the IRS is targeting 'enemies',...
Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2014 10:40 AM (j0wOO)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 29, 2014 10:41 AM (sXnyH)
The truth has to be seen.
Too many folks still refuse to see.
I welcome Obama opening their eyes.
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:42 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Registered Voter at July 29, 2014 10:43 AM (JPt92)
I don't wanna wear a tin foil hat! It itches so.
I'm currently trying to thought exercise who would have standing to object to such an action and, after ten second's thought, all I can come up with is someone who is currently here legally going through the immigration process and hey fine let's just magic pen them in too and problem solved.
I am not nearly drunk enough for this reality.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 10:43 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:43 AM (nqBYe)
There must be a union violation here somewhere. Where's the shop steward?
Posted by: jwest at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (u2a4R)
I call bullshit on one point ... King Putt isn't dividing anybody. He's
just putting a glaring spotlight on the divisions that have been around
as long as I can remember.
Posted by: ScoggDog
Good point. Now that I think upon it Americans have always been divided.
Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (ULH4o)
I had a feeling we'd end up here.
PS 80% of the people are against this, so he may find himself bucking more of a headwind than he figured.
Posted by: formwiz at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (3rwvI)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (nqBYe)
There is nothing "liberal" about them. They are totalitarians.
Posted by: rickl at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (JtwS4)
Sadly, that's my take as well, AtC.
Posted by: no good deed at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (w3a0Z)
The dirty little secret, of course, is that one could simply tell the Feds to go blow and they'll do little more that #ha8terracistwhatever. Plus sic the IRS on the opponent's family.
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (gXRIG)
Right up to when Thad Cochran goes back to where he belongs and Biden becomes the Senate tiebreaker.
Posted by: akula_51 at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (TXgA3)
Just hoping the hell the traffic isn't all screwed up when I go back to work tonight.
Talk about "Get off my lawn".
That would be me...
Posted by: HH at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (XXwdv)
Indiana has a ginormous budget surplus.
Call me a RINO, but maybe could we use a little bit of it to get the rotting animal carcasses off I-65? There was a raccoon holocaust up by Lowell over the weekend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (/kI1Q)
In 2015 the GOP House and Senate will try to pass Amnesty and there will be open rebellion.
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:46 AM (MQEz6)
"Some people want to impeach me for trying to rescue brown children from human trafficking, prostitution, slavery and destitution. We've made progress as a country, but there is still a minority of bitter clingers that support enslaving people that are different."
Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2014 10:47 AM (j0wOO)
Over the course of three surveys conducted in the past two weeks, an average of 95 percent of respondents said that Operation Protective Edge was justified, while only 3-4 percent said the IDF has used excessive firepower in Gaza. According to the poll, an average of 48 percent of Israeli Jews think the IDF is using an appropriate level of firepower and an average of 45 percent think the IDF is using insufficient firepower.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 10:47 AM (M0mf2)
racial issue. I
Posted by: Buster Brown
Fuck you very much,
AMF
Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 10:47 AM (DL2i+)
I marvel that the mincing golfer in that photo is our "cool" president.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch
Some of us were on to this phony in 2008. Others, earlier. "Pity about 0-merica...."
Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:47 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Buster ERG! at July 29, 2014 10:48 AM (yZoYb)
Yes, we've always been divided but for the most part politicians had some modicum of respect for the separation of powers and the process of getting things done - so division caused inaction so while each side is frustrated that they aren't getting their way at the very least they weren't being trampled on; there was opportunity to win over hearts and minds (or deceive people) and use the agreed upon process to get what you want. Now the president is just throwing that out the window. The agreed upon process is now no longer agreed upon.
Posted by: gwelf at July 29, 2014 10:48 AM (TJ8HB)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2014 10:49 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:50 AM (MQEz6)
No borders.
Ineffective and corrupt institutions.
Failing schools destined to get much, much worse under Common Core.
Continuous, unending, unresolved scandalous politics.
Nascent election fraud.
Rampant government sponsored law enforcement intimidation of citizenry.
What the hell is not to like?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 10:50 AM (BZAd3)
Was the racial attacks against Latinos worth it? Now Obama is going to legalize the illegals and there is nothing you can do.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: effit at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (knfPD)
Talk of impeachment is advantage to Obama, he is immune and/or doesn't give a shit.
I used to laugh off the Alinsky/Cloward Piven talk. But this is right in that Rules for Radicals playbook. Any attempt to use the rule of law to reign them in will be projected as hostile racism by media puppets.
I don't know what the best way to fight it is though, it seems if we don't act they win, and if we do act they win even more. Cynicism is the flavor of the day.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (n/ogz)
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (3ZtZW)
Republicans should have never made Immigration a racial issue. If they
had stuck to it being a legal issue, this would be a winner. Instead the
GOP decided to go into Latino bashing and lost potential allies.
Obama is going to legalize illegals and there is nothing
conservatives can do about it. The chickens have come home to roost.
Live by the racial game, die by the racial game.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (X8gUA)
Nothing I enjoy more than being lectured about race by a member of the party of the Ku Klux Klan.
Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2014 10:52 AM (ylhEn)
brown kids you are so happy to welcome here are going to be happy paying
Social Security and medical taxes to take care of you in your
retirement, especially after they figure out those systems are going
broke? I doubt it, especial as they grow up with resentment inflamed by
the Democrats. Count on them to vote for (brown) candidates that will
throw you all under the bus. You will soon find out all the 'compassion and understanding' in your rainbow coalition goes one way, and it's not towards you. (Did I mention Whites will be a minority in 20 years or less, much sooner than the 30-40 years we are often told) Enjoy your dog food.
Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 10:52 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (QFxY5
You mean like requiring the President to be a Natural Born Citizen? Gee, who knew?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2014 10:52 AM (BAS5M)
stranger things have happened.
and reduce His power.
Well I've been predicting it since last fall so yea, I'm hopeful.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 10:52 AM (g1DWB)
IF THEY SRSLY CARED ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF GUATEMALANS, mexicans etc would help those with same tactics fight off their Overlords helping those wanting freedom from poverty and oppression.
instead they decided having peoples take the risks and paying criminals to bring them here putting their lives on the line with cartels -coyotes, terrorists making money to fight for Drug lords , criminal activity
the truty humanitarian thing to do would help mornal citizenry to hold their ground take back their countries.
but they want cheap labor instead.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:53 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:54 AM (nqBYe)
Well we've never had a race war, so it would qualify as transformative.
Do the Dems really want this? Do they think it will not intrude into
their gated communities? One wonders how far the party will go?
Posted by: Public School Teacher
Go? Not well for them. Think "French revolution...."
Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:54 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 10:54 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:53 AM (nqBYe)
And a labor force they can control. Whenever anyone gets power/money they want to prevent anyone else from getting it...
Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (zqzYV)
Obama in is bed with big business, but unfortunately so is the GOP leadership.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (UeZGr)
Its always the juice.
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 10:56 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (zqzYV)
yes
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:56 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:57 AM (MQEz6)
To quote a much overused metaphor: "when you feed everyone else to the beast first, he simply eats you last. But make no mistake- he will eat you."
Democrats are going to rue the day when that happens. Mostly because people don't like to be used. They don't want to be tools or "anyone's bitch".
Years from now when people look over the wreckage from Democrats deliberate political war, they are going to realize they've been used and mislead. They are also going to realize that Republicans are cowards and did nothing to stop them. They've shown no leadership and contributed to the destruction.
Then we can all have an honest conversation about how to rebuild from the ashes. Over a can of beans we are cooking on an open pit fire.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 10:57 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Noted Pederast Hairy Reid at July 29, 2014 10:57 AM (7ObY1)
An EO wiping out settled law.
Only if other authorities (like say, governors and state AGs) are
willing to recognize it as valid (when it clearly is not, by Obama's own
admission).
What happens if a significant number of them just say no?
=============
That is what is going to have to happen.
Washington DC can do nothing now.
They know it, I know it and you know it.
So?
Who's it going to be? Who is going to hold Border Patrol agents at gun point and say, "No, we are sending these criminals back across the border--you are NOT going to take them into custody first."
Who is going to say "Because the federal government has abdicated it's duty, we no longer recognize their authority to tell us what to do in these matters."
Government for the people, by the people and of the people--the ultimate source of political authority has been laid clear--who is going to act now?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2014 10:57 AM (VjL9S)
I laugh at how white supremacists like you who fantasize about a race war does not realize that non whites can fight back.
I have news for you, there will be no race war. Go into the real world and ignore the race crap people on this blog are obsessed with.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:58 AM (X8gUA)
So is impeachment talk or taking the Senate for that matter.
Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 10:58 AM (DL2i+)
We.Are.Fucking.Doomed.
Posted by: effit at July 29, 2014 10:58 AM (knfPD)
Posted by: hamas/islam at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (nqBYe)
Matt Yglesias 11/23/13
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (fWAjv)
Did you know not all Latinos are brown?
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (X8gUA)
>>>One day people will wake up and realize the strategy is to divide us and then conquer us. Every last one if us- no exceptions.
I think both parties work towards keeping the American people at each other's throats. Race is just one angle, they have many more.
Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (3ZtZW)
We.Are.Fucking.Doomed.
Posted by: effit at July 29, 2014 10:58 AM (knfPD)
Thanks for funding the Democraps 2014 "Get Out The Vote Campaign"
Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 11:00 AM (zqzYV)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:00 AM (7ObY1)
sorry about all the typos, juice was spilled on my board yesterday and i
washed it, but, anyway sorry guess it needs more cleaning.
Posted by: willow
I actually found a websearch for keyboard cleaning helpful when mine was acting up.
Netbook user now. Buy another if its KB gets cranky....
Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 11:00 AM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2014 11:01 AM (2cS/G)
ObamiNation - Where the Rats are traitors and we are too.
Posted by: El PRL at July 29, 2014 11:01 AM (o44nj)
Daniel Nisman
Head of civilian security team for Nahal Oz (1km from Shajaieh) says residents complaining of "digging sounds" underneath them. Creepy.
I don't think it is the IDF.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:01 AM (58ht/)
You are a breath of fresh air around here. Race is an issue Republicans and Democrats use to divide Americans. I wish more people would realize this.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (fiCcn)
Every single fucking Republican that is asked about impeachment should respond every single time with:
"Impeachment? Ha, ha, ha! No. He is not worthy of impeachment-he's just man who'll be gone soon. Although, if he has any respect for the office of the President and the Constitution, he would resign."
The word needs to be "resign."
Because they can't defend that--there is no enemy to hate as the act is his.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (MQEz6)
Agreed.
JEF is overloading us with crises with the purpose of destroying the cohesion that we've historically had. He thinks he'll be able to take advantage of it for his own gain. He is grossly underestimating the effects of his actions. Barky is setting events in motion in this country that no one can control and this country is going to disintegrate because of it.
No one fights with the ferocity of a pissed off American - NO ONE. And when we are goaded into directing this ferocity against each other, the outcome will be disastrous for everyone including our "rulers". We will cease to be relevant, maybe even cease to exist.
Just my .02 worth. What a shitty fucking time. I think of my grandfather's generation ("The Greatest Generation") and I'm overcome with sadness and regret. We have a lot of work (really ugly work) to do if we're going to save our Republic. If it can even be done.
1bw
Posted by: 1bulwetweft feeling DOOMY today at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (CzJOg)
Posted by: Bill at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (N2A89)
And a faster Cloward-Piven.
If they're designated as refugees, then they qualify for all sorts of entitlements. Why work?
But in terms of dividing the public, it's not just that US citizens who oppose this will raise hell. Communities are going to become less secure/see increased violence thanks to all of these MS-13 gang members. Also, how many of them will become La Raza protesters that can flood the streets and demand stuff like they're doing in front of the White House today? These new immigrants are not necessarily fans of the US intent on assimilating - Obama is bringing in people who want to harm America.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (D/504)
Head of civilian security team for Nahal Oz (1km from Shajaieh) says residents complaining of "digging sounds" underneath them. Creepy.
I don't think it is the IDF.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:01 AM (58ht/)
I know I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (NfnJU)
>> How the hell does anybody's "base" think that adding 11 million low-skilled workers is going to help the middle class?
Obama in is bed with big business, but unfortunately so is the GOP leadership.
.
.I blame Walmart for a whole bunch of this. They stand to gain tons of $$$ in all kinds of ways if another 11 mil or so are legalized. More SNAP, WIC, etc. They lobby hard behind the scenes for Amnesty, minimum wage hikes and the like. Walmart exists pretty muchon the backs of millions of low wage earners. They wouldn't exist as they are nowif there really was a "poor" class not propped up by Free $hit giveaways.
Posted by: Registered Voter at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (JPt92)
Posted by: Hector, The Voice of the Oppressed Brown Man at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (fiCcn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (QFxY5)
ReWrite engaged for proper scope. It
Posted by: steveegg at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (o44nj)
Republicans are the ones who made illegal immigration a racial issue. All Democrats are doing is beating Republicans ate their own game.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: formwiz at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM
====
He'll keep at it until Harry Reid, Dick Durbin, Chuck Schumer, and Diane Feinstein march into the Oval Office and read Barry the Riot Act.
Yeah, I know ....
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: steveegg at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (nqBYe)
Wait....you washed your keyboard?!
Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (v0/PR)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft feeling DOOMY today at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (CzJOg)
I laugh at how white supremacists like you who fantasize about a race war does not realize that non whites can fight back.
I have news for you, there will be no race war. Go into the real world and ignore the race crap people on this blog are obsessed with.
Buster Brown, the only one fantasizing about a race war would be Obama. Its all he's got left. It really is no surprise coming from a Community Organizer. Its what they do - see Reverend Wright sermons.
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: View from the barrel at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (o44nj)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (D5hxK)
Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (v0/PR)
They will also win the day's fundraising war. Which is what really mattes.
In fact, they are already fundraising off the prospect of Obama getting impeached. Obama has fundraising fatigue and needs something to juice it. Impeachment is what he wants.
So, Obama is in a win-win position. If he acts unilaterally on immigration he either gets the amnesty he can not pass legislatively, he gets the fundraising he is lacking, and if he gets impeached he gets to rally the base that otherwise is not caring.
We are fucked.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2014 11:06 AM (OWjjx)
Posted by: KG at July 29, 2014 11:06 AM (p7BzH)
They speak languages based off the Latin language. Are really that ignorant?
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:06 AM (X8gUA)
I've seen that 11 million number mentioned in the MSM for over a decade. I really doubt we only have 11 million illegals living in the shadows. Especially not after the past few years of a encouragement from Obama.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (D/504)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (fiCcn)
American people at each other's throats. Race is just one angle, they
have many more.
Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (3ZtZW)
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Absolutely true and that's how politics ultimately work- through dishonesty and pathos.
But Democrats have, most recently and blatantly, actually trampled the law, tradition, our Constitution and the judicial system to do it.
For years it was done quietly and stealthily. Republicans did it vis a vis Congressional actions and manipulation of public opinion. But nothing new there. The only standout is their historical cowardice in the face of Democrats egregious transgressions over the last 6 or 7 years.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (X8gUA)
Of course the fact that there are no such races as 'Hispanic' or 'Latino' slows down your attack of the flaming strawmen in the least does it?
Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (ylhEn)
They speak languages based off the Latin language. Are really that ignorant?
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:06 AM (X8gUA)
So than Hispanics speak Hispa, then? right?
Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (zqzYV)
Nothing about the costs or any other issues. It's ridiculous but typical.
Posted by: brak at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (Tj+s6)
MS13 has at mist 50,000 people. How are they going to take over the US? Did you know they starts in LA back in the 80's?
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:08 AM (X8gUA)
You mean like my kids? Her mother is Hispanic but they are very light skinned.
Yet, oddly, when conservatives oppose Latinos flooding across the border illegally we are called racists. Why is that?
Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 11:08 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:09 AM (fiCcn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 11:09 AM (zF6Iw)
Hispanics speak Spanish which is based off Latin. You did not know that? Wow!
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: mugiwara at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (D5hxK)
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (tv7DV)
The 23 year old Brooklyn man was tried, convicted and after the jury found he shot a rival dead at a dice game sent to prison for 15 years to life. But the states highest court overturned the guilty verdict all because Floyds mother couldnt find a seat in the courtroom during jury selection.
NY POst
???? UnFuckinBelievable
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (M0mf2)
Notwithstanding grammar errors and perhaps poor ESL tutoring. What racial attacks against Latino's?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (GGCsk)
IDF apparently stepping up attacks against weapon caches inside Gaza mosques after refraining from doing so during Ramadan.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (58ht/)
It's like NFL football: You just have to break the plane and you're considered in.
Posted by: RKae at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (cFZtI)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (32Ze2)
I remember the end of Dinesh D'Souza's 2016: Obama's America
where he pretty much asserts that Obama's goal is to turn the country
into just another third world shithole by 2016. Seems to me Dinesh was
off by a few orders of magnitude.
Posted by: mugiwara
I see it every day when I drive around. For sale signs everywhere- but nothing sells. Dead businesses- some national chains literally being boarded up. All starting in 2008.
Coincidence with Zer0?
Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (ULH4o)
I'm paying 13.50 per hour for my Honduran-born yard man. After asking around here (suburban Michigan), it seems to be about the going rate. There is one guy I know getting straight lawn cutting for $9.00 per hour, but I've seen his lawn and it sucks.
Is there some place out there where Mexicans are dirt cheap? Where are these people?
What do the other commenters pay for this type of labor?
Also, as someone with intimate knowledge of hiring practices and labor rates at manufacturing companies in the area, I can attest there isn't anyone hoping for open borders to get more "cheap labor". It's a myth.
Posted by: jwest at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (u2a4R)
Hispanics speak Spanish which is based off Latin. You did not know that? Wow!
Buster, it is a make believe word designed by the US Government. To qualify as a Hispanic, one merely declares it. Ola, I'm Hispanic. See?
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (oDCMR)
Hispanics speak Spanish which is based off Latin. You did not know that? Wow!
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (X8gUA)
That can't be right, Spain is in Europe. These folks are coming from Central America...
They must speak American like us
Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (zqzYV)
Boehner says $659M to be voted on Thursday will fund the immediate needs of the border crisis.
Posted by: effit
The funds will be distributed directly to Mexican immigrants by taping $20 bills to the forehead of Hector's wife and letting them take a handful after they stop by.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft planning world domination at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (gfB4n)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (QFxY5)
Republicans as called racist not for opposing illegal immigration, but for racist attacks directed at Latinos. Conservatives say nothing about the illegal Irish in Boston because they are white. While Latinos are not viewed as white even if they are but most Republicansm
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (r8012)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:13 AM (JtwS4)
I'm not sure what language you are attempting to speak but languages aren't based "off" anything.
But you're doing a bang up job of supporting my hypothesis that lefties are irretrievably stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:13 AM (g1DWB)
Hispanic ain't a race idiot.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:13 AM (X8gUA)
Just the tip?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (QFxY5)
That's all it took with Michelle, I couldn't keep the bile down otherwise
Posted by: Obama at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (zqzYV)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (R8hU8)
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Worst party EVER! Not enough booze in the world to make this fun.
Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (A98Xu)
They should not allow him the privileges normally allowed a President when he leaves office.
Zip, nada, zilch. Nothing. Big Zero.
Including and especially round the clock Secret Service details. You're on your own Preezy McSqueezy. Enjoy the world of fear, like the rest of us.
That would snap this dipshit in line quick like a bunny.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (7HjKx)
OW! Use some lube next time, Hector!
Posted by: The Strawman at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (zF6Iw)
Outside of the US, yes Portuguese and French are considered Latinos.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (32Ze2)
hey I love to hate. It keeps me young
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (M0mf2)
I have not seen the refugee camp at Fenway Park yet.
Is that where David Ortiz hids his PEDs.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (JtwS4)
<<
Unless they have an I9, have been e-verified, had a criminal background check, and are not a felon they don't work on my property.
I tell every contractor that.
And that applies to everyone. No matter who they are.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:15 AM (GGCsk)
Please provide an example of these 'racist attacks direct at Latinos' you refer to.
Show your work.
Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:15 AM (v0/PR)
Good.
Allied tactics during WWII included destruction of civilian centers.
That was an existential fight, just like Israel's war against Hamas.
No difference, except for that pesky little detail: JEWS!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 11:15 AM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (3ZtZW)
Republicans as called racist not for opposing illegal immigration, but for racist attacks directed at Latinos. Conservatives say nothing about the illegal Irish in Boston because they are white. While Latinos are not viewed as white even if they are but most Republicansm
Buster, Irish are all in for Dems and have been since the 19th Century. Remember Tammany Hall?
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (JtwS4)
Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five...
Posted by: Tony Stark: at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (NfnJU)
All the racist insults hurled at Latinos by Republicans. Calling them mud people, parasites and vermin is pretty racist is you ask me.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (7HjKx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (fiCcn)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (tv7DV)
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (X8gUA)
Fascinating, I know several from both countries, none have ever claimed to be Latino. Maybe they only make this claim when they go to Serbia to visit your cheap whore mother?
Posted by: mugiwara at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (D5hxK)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 11:09 AM (zF6Iw)
MPPPP, Did you get the map 1915 L.A.?
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (R8hU8)
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Who, exactly, said that from the Republican party?
Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (A98Xu)
Many Men know this exact tactic very well... its the pick pick pick at you until you yell, then the Tears to make it all your fault.... thus gaining advantage and often winning...
Problem is, it only really works short term, on fairly minor things.
If its a Major issue... it will work for short term, but invariably, as the problem is not solved... well... lets just say there is a reason divorce rates are so high.
Because once a certain anger level is reached... tears stop working... pity ends... using weakness as a club over the strong becomes counterproductive....
And things then tend to get ugly.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (84gbM)
>>>I hate this Motherfucker for making me hate him. I don't like to hate.
The only instructive thing I have to say about hate is that hate is reliable. Love is fickle, but hate is eternal. That's why there's so much of it in this world.
Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (32Ze2)
************
All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.
Posted by: Col. Andy Tanner at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (vgIRn)
Unpossible. Have you ever seen a hedge trimmed by a Frenchman?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (fiCcn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (2cS/G)
So, in fairness, I shall do the same.
Its proven that trolls like Buster Brown have a small penis, no job prospects, lives in his Mom's basement and has issues of intimacy due to the various "Uncles" Mommy has brought home generally ignoring him.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (OWjjx)
Weasel Zippers
Well of course.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Chief Monk at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (NfnJU)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (R8hU
Not yet. I got an e-mail from the company that archives the fire insurance maps, so I have to get back in touch with them.
Posted by: The Strawman at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (zF6Iw)
The Italians on the other hand...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (F8Ali)
Hate is what keeps my cold, black heart warm.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (ltCGO)
Don't stop him now, he's on a roll. Strawmen must be beaten, and Hector's the man for the job.
And his one-liners are a little better today than usual. The "French people are really Latinos" bit was actually pretty funny.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (7ObY1)
Or any other bush for that matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (g1DWB)
Weasel Zippers
Well of course.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
__________________________________
Wait, WHAT?!?!
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (GGCsk)
It is better to have loved and lost but it is great to hate and win!
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (fiCcn)
In the backyard, no
Posted by: Natalie Portman at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (NfnJU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:21 AM (OWjjx)
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No one will convince me that Valarie Jarrett isn't running the show.
Obama doesn't spend enough time thinking and planning. Really he's a figure head. Golf, fundraisers, vacations, come on he doesn't have time to think serious thoughts.
Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2014 11:21 AM (A98Xu)
Conservatives have no one to blame now but yourselves.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:21 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:21 AM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:22 AM (tv7DV)
I ain't no ways tahred of showing my rack if it will get me votes.
Come and get 'em, boys! Whoops, where'd they sag to now. There they are, down by my cankles.
Look down, boys! Look down!
Posted by: Hillary! The Inevitable at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Butterface Brown at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (fiCcn)
Posted by: Powderhouse Rules at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (oDCMR)
Some people got a fucked up worldview.
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (MMC8r)
Good point about the French.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (X8gUA)
It is working.
/also, find it amusing that Glenn Beck, one of the first riders on the Cloward Piven train, is now all warm and fuzzy in regards to our "undocumented brothers and sisters."
Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (25HWz)
Bet you did not know that Kaboom Cereal............Latino!
Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Butterface Brown at July 29, 2014 11:24 AM (fiCcn)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (MMC8r)
That's just the name of it.
Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2014 11:24 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Busted Brown at July 29, 2014 11:24 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:24 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (ECRys)
And they should all be granted the right to vote. Not doing so is mean, hateful and unfair.
Posted by: DNC at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (1BQGO)
I think I'll have some Latino fries for lunch today - been a while.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (gfB4n)
The Confederacy......made up almost entirely of Latinos.
Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Buster: Hi, Man! at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (H9JfJ)
Posted by: Bustler Braun at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (D5hxK)
>>>You guys understand the troll is making up "facts" as he goes along.
He tends to conflate "republicans" with various neo-nazi and racist groups he may have heard of or from, mostly becoz they're linked as being "on the Right" in most people's minds and there is an assumption that if you are "on the Right" you must partake of everything *ascribed to be your point of view by your enemies*.
Which, if he took a moment to reflect upon, is the key part of how the powers that be on his nominal 'side'keep us at each others' throats.
Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (3ZtZW)
- the Third Republic's textbooks. Pretty famous quote; all over Google.
So no, the French (excepting maybe the Languedoc) did not consider themselves Latins.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (F8Ali)
Posted by: Hector's Big Book of Facts at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (dQoSM)
Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (tv7DV)
If Republicans hadn't insisted on throwing Latinos into volcanoes in Philadelphia, none of this would've happened.
Posted by: Buster ERG! at July 29, 2014 10:48 AM (yZoYb)
*snort*
Suck it, Hector.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Buster: Hi, Man! at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (H9JfJ)
And Hector, do tell us again how you're printing our comments out and using them as a Democratic "Recrootment" tool.
It's so cute when it fantasizes.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Nigel Powers at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (vgIRn)
Between hate and depression, I'll take hate every time. It gives you reason to go on, where depression is a dark hole that you go deeper and deeper into. You don't care if there's a next day. Hate keeps you thinking, planning, moving forward.
Ren: "Im So Angry"
http://youtu.be/y0V4TZAyd8I?t=1m44s
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (7HjKx)
The term Latino outside of the US refers to anyone from Latin speaking country in Europe or the Americas. Whoever said Latinos are oppressed? I get you hate them, but at least try to understand that which you hate. Right now conservatives come across as ignorant on this subject.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: Dave Bowman at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (fiCcn)
Posted by: Col. Andy Tanner at July 29, 2014
***
It keeps me warm
Posted by: Red Dawn quotester at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (Xv7f/)
So where is the uproar going to come from when Bozo phone-pens his EO declaring them all newly-registered Democrats?
The 31 percent of h8ters will be frogmarched to camps.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (fAMNc)
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (58ht/)
It's so cute when it fantasizes.
Yeah, like his hamsters can even read.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (7HjKx)
Posted by: Buster Clown at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (MMC8r)
The Italians on the other hand...
So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin
Posted by: Clifford Worley at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Buster: Hi, Man! at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (H9JfJ)
Goes well with my Latino souvlaki.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (7ObY1)
Married movie star couple Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz joined director Pedro Almodovar to denounce Israel's campaign of self defense in Gaza.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (fiCcn)
Posted by: Dan at July 29, 2014 11:29 AM (COpZ4)
Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:29 AM (tv7DV)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (ltCGO)
I print out your comments of hate using a big soft lead number 2 pencil on the wide-space ruled pad of paper left over from when I failed kindergarten.
Posted by: Buster: Hi, Man! at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (H9JfJ)
I can point you to about half a dozen corners in our town where you don't want to be driving a pick up truck.
It's great when afternoon rolls around and they haven't done shit. They've been drinking 40's all morning - and are running out. That's when the knife fights start.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (7HjKx)
"We're just saying what the community wants. We didn't fight for a white male or female teacher to educate our babies," Crozier said. "We still are at these racial fault lines, and we want someone who will be able to think critically about those racial fault lines and how do we help heal, to restore the problems that have existed."
http://tinyurl.com/mfwqfbh
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (tv7DV)
Without demilitarizing Gaza, Hamas in the next war will have guided GPS Iranian missiles, not just heavy lethal dumb rockets to hit Israel
Unfortunately, true...
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (58ht/)
Provençals and Aquitanians do refer to themselves as Latins.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (X8gUA)
"Please impeach me! Give me something to get Democrats stirred up in righteous anger!"
"No."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enjoy a Hot MeanWich at the Outrage Outlet snackbar! at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (hLRSq)
When it comes to Hollyweird, I gave up on the shit list years ago. I've found it much easier to keep a list of the non-shitheads in show biz instead.
It's only takes about a half a page of paper that way.
I do it for the trees.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (OWjjx)
Weasel Zippers
On the same show he also called on Fredo to blackmail Israel and threaten to withhold all aid to them if they do not toe the line
Fuck Wad
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker
________________________________________
Wow, even David Naughton is Latino.
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (eEBON)
A Latino is to Latin as a speak-o is to speak. Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (fiCcn)
Thread winner?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (CzJOg)
Does the stop sign say "ARRET"?
Because that's Latino for "stop," you know.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:32 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (v0/PR)
When his is (FINALLY) gone, we need to erect a gigantic bronze statue of him in this pose.
Let it forever be a reminder.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (OWjjx)
I'd like to take hate, but when I see Obama geting away with anything he wants and fools like Hector cheering the destruction of their own country, I'm irreversibly drawn to depression. The criminals in charge will never suffer for their treason.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (zF6Iw)
>>>A Latino is to Latin as a speak-o is to speak.
And.....did you know that persons from the Iberian Peninsula were considered Irish for all intents and purposes up until around the 1920s? There are a significant number of Irish/celtic place names and words within the Spanish language so..... Irish are brown people.
Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (MMC8r)
Javier Bardem gave the best creepy bad guy performance ever in "No Country for Old Men" and Penelope Cruz showed her boobies when they were young and perfect.
They're entertainers. I don't care about their politics. I have no idea how David Ortiz votes but I love to watch him swing.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (JtwS4)
Win, win for him...
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (9+ccr)
Does the stop sign say "ARRET"?
Because that's Latino for "stop," you know.
ALTO
ese
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (ltCGO)
The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here."
And all three answer: "What have you got against Latinos, anyway?"
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Waterhouse at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (dQoSM)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (gfB4n)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (fAMNc)
Stacked poll.... unsafe to go home needs to have proof behind it.
its like asking... Well... seeing as how they will all die horrible deaths if we send them back, are you a baby killer who supports sending them back?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (M0mf2)
He gives douche bags a reason to feel good about themselves.
"At least I'm not like Geraldo!"
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (BZAd3)
********
That's like a mojito except with cilantro instead of mint, right?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (vgIRn)
Racism and Bigotry build back a person's intellectual development.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (X8gUA)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Busted Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (oDCMR)
Did we ever settle just what the symbolic significance of the volcano was?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (xq1UY)
The hamas main command bunker is beneath Shifa Hospital and everyone knows it. In fact, it is where Hamas meets with reporters.
http://goo.gl/vEkAcs
Worth a read. It explains why reporters are deleting their tweets. While the patients may be real, it is still one big Pallywood production.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (58ht/)
What?
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (9+ccr)
No Drama Obama, my third hand.
Posted by: Dizzie's Almost Good Food Service at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (dIjcF)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (7ObY1)
Another word for Diversity is Not Having Very Much In Common.
America is 330M now and we don't agree on anything anymore.
So you'd think a wise public policy would be to, as much as possible, leave each other alone since we no longer agree on what is decent and moral.
But that's no how Diverse societies operate. Diverse societies tend to fight even more about gaining the reins of power so you can force your morality down the throats of those fucking scumbags on the other side.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (g1DWB)
Uhh, I think I'd phrase that differently, especially HERE.......
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (gfB4n)
http://bit.ly/Xa0qH4
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)
When it comes to shoes....if you like 'em, get 'em.
Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (v0/PR)
Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking of getting these. What say the Horde?
The Horde says "fap, fap, fap".
Why should today be any different?
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (JtwS4)
But somehow, I'm a raaaaaaaacis'.
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (MMC8r)
Win, win for him...
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (9+ccr)
Which you fight with FACTS...
I'm not wanting to send home the very few real children who will be put in jeopardy if we do... but the OTHER 85%? The Adults? Send them back!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (84gbM)
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (ECRys)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (QFxY5)
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Yeah.... cause going to Cancun teaches you sooooo much about Latino culture.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (nELVU)
He's learning. Slowly, on a curve. Baby steps, baby steps...
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (v0/PR)
I actually do really like those and, hilariously, I could probably find them in my size.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (F8Ali)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: San Patricio at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Emilio Estevez at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (7ObY1)
I actually do really like those and, hilariously, I could probably find them in my size.
And a short tartan skirt. Promise?
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:40 AM (JtwS4)
Agreed. My eyes rarely get that low.....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:40 AM (gfB4n)
Hector, like the rest of the left, confuzzles ignorance for caring.
I don't care.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:41 AM (ltCGO)
the core of the Lefty-race-baiting regime. They demand that every
non-white must swear fealty to the plantation masters of the Democrat
Party. As millions of minority children moulder in the big
Dem-controlled cities, the scumbags at the top of the ladder feed off of
their diminished lives. Without a storehouse of ignorant and
impoverished dependents, the Dems would have no electoral sway, and
their self-enrichment through Government pork dollars would dwindle away
to nothing. Keeping minorities illiterate and poor is the unwritten
First Plank in every Democrat platform.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (2cS/G)
That should be on billboards across the country.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2014 11:41 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: Bill at July 29, 2014 11:41 AM (N2A89)
Posted by: Emilio Estevez at July 29, 2014 11:42 AM (ZPrif)
Too bad the guy didn't find President Obama's right and left ball instead.
Posted by: OldSailor at July 29, 2014 11:42 AM (2oNjs)
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Fixed... for accuracy.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (nELVU)
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Depends. How do you plan to accessorize? (If short plaid skirt and knee sox, then yes, definitely.)
Posted by: Claude at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (Xv7f/)
Mooch wasn't there.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (CzJOg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (/GgDU)
http://bit.ly/Xa0qH4
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)
************
1972 called. They want their shoes back.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (eEBON)
By the insanity of cthulhu, someone else gets it.
Dude, I thought that was really damn obvious.
The rest of you? GET OFF MY LAWN.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (M0mf2)
within the Spanish language so..... Irish are brown people.
What about Irish influence on Walloon? I'm still stuck on half the Belgian soccer team being named "Kevin."
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (/kI1Q)
Too bad the guy didn't find President Obama's right and left ball instead.
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Those are on Michelle's mantle. In a jar.
Posted by: Draper at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (Xv7f/)
I would feel sorry for the people here living in ignorance and bigotry. But most of you are just white trash assholes. If wallowing in hate and end time fantasies is what makes your day, that is a sign of your evil souls.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (X8gUA)
I'm not wanting to send home the very few real children who will be put in jeopardy if we do... but the OTHER 85%? The Adults? Send them back!
Send them all back. Not my circus, not my clowns.
If conservatives put forth the Chavez Airlift, we would be accused of meddling in another country's affairs.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (ltCGO)
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (X8gUA)
That made no sense whatsoever, so par for the course.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enjoy a Hot MeanWich at the Outrage Outlet snackbar! at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (gxtMZ)
included the Buster Brown shoe store (very high quality boy's shoes).
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My Mom did the same. The BB store in downtown Detroit (pre-67, The Golden City) had a big brown goose toy in the middle of the store. If you pushed the head down (after buying the shoes, of course) an egg filled with kids' stuff would roll out of the appropriate orifice.
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (JBggj)
But that doesn't make us any less Latino. America owes reparations to proud Conquistador-Americans like me and my family.
Viva La Raza! Or at least give me some minority set-aside government contracts.
Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 11:46 AM (ZPrif)
In one of the news dump stories (about the judge banging ex-wife of defendant in custody case), the author used the phrase
"slapped with a tether."
What the hell does that mean (use small words, not legalese, I am a moron).
Posted by: Normal man, now hoisting some sort of flag at July 29, 2014 11:46 AM (agLwc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (M0mf2)
Well, he's as boring as hit. Like that guy with 3 names who would show up and yell at us for some bizarre reason.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:47 AM (58ht/)
"slapped with a tether."
What the hell does that mean (use small words, not legalese, I am a moron).
Kink.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (ltCGO)
The ignorance of the commentators on this thread about Latin people is
just another example of being isolated shut ins. Travel, read books and
meet people from different parts of the world. It will make you a better
person and you realize your ignorance was wrong.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (X8gUA)
So, how many years did you live in Latin America? Maybe you can tell me about about your Latino in-laws. I'd like to compare notes.
Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (M0mf2)
The quality of trolls sure has gone down...
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (9+ccr)
within the Spanish language so..... Irish are brown people.
What about Irish influence on Walloon? I'm still stuck on half the Belgian soccer team being named "Kevin.
***
Che Guevera was a Lynch from County Galway. Seriously.
Posted by: San Patricio at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting
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This might explain why my Thom McAn joke fell flat the other day...
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: The mortal formerly known as the demon Anyanka at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Bill at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (N2A89)
The rest of you? GET OFF MY LAWN.
Your Maliciousness, all of us old enough to remember the brand got it.
There is rarely time for "ISWYDT" to stay in the brainpan long enough to type it before it is chased out by "Catholic schoolgirl skirt!"
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (JtwS4)
Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
Zoot is most happy.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:49 AM (ltCGO)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (eEBON)
Hmmmm. Yes.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:49 AM (mf5HN)
When his is (FINALLY) gone, we need to erect a gigantic bronze statue of him in this pose.
Let it forever be a reminder.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7-
at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (BZAd3) But do we label it Pee Wee Herman?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2014 11:49 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:50 AM (MMC8r)
Ah, I remember those days. When I was in HS the Nuns had a ruler and they would measure the length of your skirt because it had to be a certain number of inches below your knees. Of course as soon as we could we would roll the waist band to make them shorter when they weren't around...
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:51 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 29, 2014 11:51 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2014 11:51 AM (/GgDU)
You do realize that South America and Central America is made up of many different countries, right? And that these countries all have different cultures? An Argentinian is not a Colombian and is not a Honduran and they get pretty ticked off when you lump them all together. You did know that, right? Because if you didn't, lecturing someone on racism while exhibiting the classic "they all are alike" is pretty darn indicative of gross stupidity and racism.
BTW - Where's Tige?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enjoy a Hot MeanWich at the Outrage Outlet snackbar! at July 29, 2014 11:52 AM (hLRSq)
http://bit.ly/Xa0qH4
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)
Since I myself am well know for wearing shoes so stylish that a model I know once described them as "Birth Control Shoes" I am unable to comment on what any one else chooses to wear.
Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2014 11:52 AM (ylhEn)
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Call me a RINO, but maybe could we use a little bit of it to get the rotting animal carcasses off I-65? There was a raccoon holocaust up by Lowell over the weekend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (/kI1Q)
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What about me? I am so incomplete.
Posted by: I-69, the 30 + year highway project at July 29, 2014 11:52 AM (5cjj3)
http://jamjarny.com/shop-goods/jar-pies/
Jar. Pies.
Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (mf5HN)
Ace of Spade HQ
Come for the hate filled racism; Stay for the end time fantasies and that nourishes your evil souls.
I think it's a game changer.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (eEBON)
I think it's a game changer.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7-
at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (BZAd3)
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Not bad.... not bad at all.... but needs more misogyny.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (0HooB)
I think it's a game changer.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7-
at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (BZAd3)
That reminds me. I need to order some more bell jars.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (/kI1Q)
You mad bro?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (g1DWB)
I had to go to a fucking State school. If I knew I could have checked the hispanic box back then my pasty ass could have gone to a much better school.
I blame white people.
Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (nELVU)
So much to hate... So little time.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (BZAd3)
Yuval Levin doesn't have any principled objection to bestowing citizenship upon millions of illiterate lawbreakers. He's fundamentally in favor of "comprehensive immigration reform." Here he is in his own words, from The Weekly Standard:
"Mass deportation is neither desirable nor possible, but a ready path to citizenship without consequences is not appropriate either. We will need to find a series of middling options that mix compassion with prudence, humanitarianism with a respect for the law, in a variety of ways suited to the varying circumstances of this enormous population."
In other words, he thinks the answer is a range of half-hearted "consequences" for the fence-jumpers, followed by some kind of permanent guest-worker program, but, in Levin's mind, such a solution can't be described as amnesty. As his boy Ryan says, "amnesty is wiping the slate clean and not paying any penalty for having done something wrong."
Mark my words, Levin's the enemy. All of those think-tankers slaving away in the Beltway policy mines are.
Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (I0DcF)
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Call me a RINO, but maybe could we use a little bit of it to get the rotting animal carcasses off I-65? There was a raccoon holocaust up by Lowell over the weekend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (/kI1Q)
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That's why I wanted to turn as many highways as possible over to foreign toll operators. They would keep those carcasses off the road.
Posted by: Mitchy The Bitch Daniels - Collegiate Fundraiser at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (5cjj3)
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That would be White Hispanic Trash assholes.
Posted by: Roy at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM
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Madeline Kahn.
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Isn't that spelled JOOS!!!11ty or are you being antisemitic again.
Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Angry Whining Hussein at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (wAQA5)
Anything you wear, Your Malevolence, will be fine.
Really.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (mf5HN)
Is that your company?
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (BZAd3)
But then again, isn't that what Obama seeks, the issue that will cause us to see him as legitimate? Unfortunately, he polarized the country and he will never reach his inner goal.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (9eAbl)
See! I'm not racist.
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (ECRys)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:58 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Bigbys cellphone at July 29, 2014 11:58 AM (c/iSZ)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:58 AM (MMC8r)
I'm using iPad & can't do a tiny URL from here.
Jeff Session gave great speech on senate floor yesterday.
Posted by: Carol at July 29, 2014 11:58 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (/kI1Q)
In. A. Jar.
Pie in a jar. Jar pie.
This is much classier than just squirting Reddi Whip into a can of cherry pie filling and eating it with a spoon. Like people do. Other people. People who are not me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:59 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2014 11:59 AM (wAQA5)
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Why???
They're not Democrats.... the critters will take care of themselves....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:59 AM (nELVU)
This is much classier than just squirting Reddi Whip into a can of cherry pie filling and eating it with a spoon. Like people do. Other people. People who are not me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:59 AM (mf5HN)
Good plan... Who needs the crust with all those carbs?
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (9+ccr)
FIFY
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (Wokrp)
Well *there's* yer problem...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (PYAXX)
I've seen that term "shut ins" used repeatedly here by a troll of a different name. I suspect Buster brown boy is really one and the same.
Posted by: Foul Harold at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (FGvan)
Jon Lovitz: 'Sad to hear Americans defending Hamas terrorists,'' If hate me for backing Israel, f**k them'
http://tinyurl.com/c9laklg
Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (v0/PR)
People who are coming here illegally - and being allowed to stay - are getting better bennies than black people who have been getting only crumbs for generations.
And they don't have to pay taxes, work, purchase health care, etc.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (PZ6/M)
But I've discovered that all the hiring agencies and Diversity Nazis are too gutless to challenge me on my proud Conquistador-American heritage -- that or they are so eager to boost their Diversity #s that they don't care.
Either way, I blame white people. I could be so much richer if I realized this 15 years ago.
Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (ZPrif)
You mean the cinnamon & sugar delivery system?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (ltCGO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (QKbPo)
There's 2 others within cart range of it.
It really is "Good to be the King".
Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Bigbys cellphone at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (c/iSZ)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (Wokrp)
I like it!
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (BZAd3)
No justice, no peace!
Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (1BQGO)
the mouth.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13
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Just the tip of the nozzle...
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (eEBON)
You mean the cinnamon & sugar delivery system?
Uh, sugar = carbs, too.
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (MMC8r)
Golfer at Congressional Country Club finds President Obama's golf ball"
Good thing he didn't run into Sasquatch out there in the woods.
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (MMC8r)
I'm pretty sure it's an unwritten rule that sugar in pie doesn't count.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (PYAXX)
Impeaching Obama will have no impact at all. He won't step down. He won't stop. He'll keep doing what he's doing.
Posted by: Null at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (P7hip)
Posted by: Brian Setzer at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (dQoSM)
You mean the cinnamon & sugar delivery system?
Uh, sugar = carbs, too
Don't spoil it for me. I need to rationalize...
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (1BQGO)
Sounds good. But first your wife will blow me.
OK?
Posted by: Mel at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Bigbys cellphone at July 29, 2014 12:04 PM (c/iSZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 12:04 PM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Citizen The Fuc*ed at July 29, 2014 12:04 PM (5cjj3)
Posted by: Bigbys cellphone at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (c/iSZ)
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Perhaps. But they've got much better manners than the homeless do, and they never bitch that it isn't enough.
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:05 PM (ECRys)
#BrownIsTheNewBlack
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 12:05 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 12:04 PM (M0mf2)
Really! I feel like I just got a promotion.
Posted by: Mel at July 29, 2014 12:06 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:06 PM (9+ccr)
Create a phone wedge issue to force principled conservatives to come out "against" something you can claim is "for" ___________ [fill in blank of pander group of the day]. And so, conservatives are portrayed as "anti- __________ "
Its a kind of pandering on steroids that is maddeningly effective.
Very difficult to explain to a given self-identified interest group that the ones promising you the sun, the moon and every star are more concerned about demonizing someone who says, "no, not the stars too" than about "helping you."
Pandering, like its kissing cousin flattery, is almost without limit in effectiveness on weak and self-absorbed people.
Posted by: NYC Parent at July 29, 2014 12:07 PM (HEo6y)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (PYAXX)
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The sugar and the carbs cancel each other out. So pie is really the ideal diet food.
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:07 PM (ECRys)
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:07 PM (ECRys)
I'm convinced.
No! Really!
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:09 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:07 PM (ECRys)
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Only if its's peach..... or strawberry rhubarb....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 12:09 PM (nELVU)
Especially if the crust is made with lard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 12:10 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: fluffy: White trash asshole at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Hello
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Turns out that the Haram guys don't have twitter accounts. How was I supposed to know?
Posted by: Cluelessly feckless in the WH at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (vPh3W)
Posted by: awkward davies at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (Z+Mqb)
http://tinyurl.com/mrkfysp
Whoops. Forgot.
Israel is evil.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (BZAd3)
And when they crap on your lawn, they bury it.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (ltCGO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (QupBk)
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Well, because everyone agrees that it is not.
Posted by: Your Overlords (We're here for you) at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (5cjj3)
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (QupBk)
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Eisenhower did it. And it was swift and complete.
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (ECRys)
You lost me at "smart candidate".
Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2014 12:13 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 29, 2014 12:13 PM (Wokrp)
Posted by: toby928
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That's easy, you just gen up a bunch of staggering expenses related to lawyers, buses, etc. etc.
It's pretty much like the process of 'proving' that the death penalty is more expensive than lifetime incarceration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Etc., etc. at July 29, 2014 12:14 PM (/GgDU)
We all agree on that, right? We must help the Children of Color. Even the red-headed freckly ones. Especially the red-headed freckly ones.
Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 12:14 PM (ZPrif)
That's true.
It's also true that offering to give people More Free Stuff tends to win out over those who suggest Less Free Shit.
Until the immovable object of public dept meets the irresistible force of demand for Free Shit.
That doesn't only apply to low-income demographics (or democrat voters) either. The document designed to limit the ability of the federal government to be everything to everybody has been perverted to the point of near-meaninglessness.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 29, 2014 12:14 PM (SY2Kh)
Those used to be considered appropriate shoes for boys. Hairy Reid may have been involved in the ad campaign.
Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 12:14 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (/D9Jb)
Posted by: Chris Balsz at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (HZLYB)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (MMC8r)
Birds do.
Look, you want suet, you go tell the raccoons to bring my fucking suet feeder back. Until then all you get is seeds.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (/kI1Q)
They have enough money and time to spy on each and every innocent American, so there goes that excuse.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 29, 2014 12:16 PM (0HooB)
Because that doesn't lower wages or get Democrats elected.
Perhaps you misunderstand what the problem is.
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:16 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Erowmero at July 29, 2014 12:17 PM (go5uR)
To be honest, I'm not thrilled with the "asshole" descriptor. I can't really complain much about the rest of it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2014 12:17 PM (4WhSY)
Funny thing, but my Daughter is married to a Man with a Spanish last name by virtue of having Basque Grandparents. White as can be but when my Daughter wanted to get my Grandkids into a very difficult to get into Charter School, she was moved to the top of the list by virtue of her last name. Shocked I'm sure they were when my blond Grandkids came for the First day of School...
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:17 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (/kI1Q)
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Racoons are white-trash racists.
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:18 PM (ECRys)
Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2014 12:18 PM (Ua6T/)
Don't forget the dairy: scoop of vanilla ice cream.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 12:18 PM (D/504)
Now I want some hot peach cobbler with Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream.
And I blame all of you.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:19 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (PYAXX)
That insult was flung by the same dude who's accusing *us* of racism, right?
Leftism has perfected projection.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (D/504)
http://tinyurl.com/mrkfysp
Whoops. Forgot.
Israel is evil.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7-
at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (BZAd3)
That's fucking horrible.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (58ht/)
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:21 PM (9+ccr)
http://tinyurl.com/lrwq59z
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:21 PM (BZAd3)
Everybody thinks it's easy growing sugar on a Cuban slave plantation. But it's not.
Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 12:22 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7-
at July 29, 2014 12:21 PM (BZAd3)
Israel! Eeeeviiillll !
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:22 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 12:22 PM (mcAH9)
http://tinyurl.com/mrkfysp
And this is what they're doing to other muslims, those which are not sufficiently adherent to the religion of peace.
And these are the kind of folks Obama and Kerry believe we can negotiate with. Sure. I see that working out well.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 12:22 PM (D/504)
Posted by: A person who's sorry he contacted the Aliens at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (1V9qu)
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (ECRys)
Posted by: Zhytamyr at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (91nzM)
Never mind. I'm not hungry anymore.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (PYAXX)
I can't open it. What happened?
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:21 PM (9+ccr)
ISIS slaughtering Shiite prisoners. Most of them look like teenagers.
Posted by: EC at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (58ht/)
That's how they treat their fellow Muslims.
And Israel is supposed to welcome these people into the heart of the country?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (QFxY5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (mcAH9)
I can feel the envy coursing through American Leftists.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (/kI1Q)
ISIS slaughtering young Shiite men, then proudly posting it on Yoo Toob.
Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (MMC8r)
The following link is now obligatory:
http://youtu.be/-wKi9FyxkKs
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hashcode inspector at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (rt3TY)
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (58ht/)
Yet the world - the entire fucking world is focused like a laser on Israel's horrible acts.
The goddamned Human Rights Council is meeting to put out another goddamned Goldstone report.
Fuck me, the world is lost.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (PYAXX)
Because nobody wants to start with the MFM.
Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 12:25 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 12:25 PM (32Ze2)
Now I want some hot peach cobbler with Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream.
And I blame all of you.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:19 PM (PYAXX)
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Heh.... Im into 36" jeans again and within 10lbs of my goal.
I fully intend to celebrate that milestone with the very dish you just described....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 12:26 PM (nELVU)
You've never seen a picture of us together, have you?
Posted by: Tom Petty apackin' up the plantation at July 29, 2014 12:27 PM (7ObY1)
It is too late for you because of the fact which is undeniable that the President Obama is not only the first literally gay president, he is also the first figuratively latino president, and the first behaviorally female president.
Because of these facts I win the argument, although I does not expect you to agree.
Posted by: Buster Marron at July 29, 2014 12:27 PM (klzyR)
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:17 PM
Back in the early '70s, I dated a girl with a Spanish surname. She was as white as you could imagine -- believe me, I know...everywhere -- but when she wanted to transfer out of our kinda dumpy college to a Really High-Class Kollej, the paperwork bearing her name got what you might call Extra Attention. Transfer: instant!
Oh, and despite her daddy being one major rich dude, she got a damn near full-tuition scholarship, too.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 29, 2014 12:28 PM (dDzOj)
Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2014 12:28 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 12:25 PM (32Ze2)
Actually, that whole "peaceful" part is pretty liberally interpreted, depending on the audience.
After the military, I worked all over the ME and N. Africa and I can tell you that in a lot of these places, "moderate" muslims live like animals, in constant fear for their lives. All it takes is some "devout" muslim to raise suspicion and they can be murdered out of hand. If they are lucky enough to survive a few days or weeks, all is forgotten and the cycle starts over.
Islam is a cancer on the earth.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:34 PM (BZAd3)
Levin's part of the wonk class that does all the real legislative and executive heavy-lifting in modern Washington. Guys like him advise the politicians, craft proposals, and actually draft the legislation that congress votes on without having personally read. You didn't think that Paul Ryan wrote those budgets himself, did you? Levin and a platoon of other anonymous staffers crank that stuff out while Ryan's at the gym doing curls. Elected politicians are just the front-men for the think-tank class who are our actual rulers.
There's no long-term future in risking an electoral backlash for doing the right thing. Not for the politicians or their pilot-fish advisors.
Besides, you don't need a small army of staffers to write bills that read: "Enforce the damn laws, already!"
But you do need them to craft "a series of middling options that mix compassion with prudence, humanitarianism with a respect for the law, in a variety of ways suited to the varying circumstances of this enormous population."
Levin and his ilk are part of the problem.
Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at July 29, 2014 12:35 PM (I0DcF)
That's a very good comparison.
First black president cares more about illegals than he cares about black people!
Posted by: Carol at July 29, 2014 12:39 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 12:39 PM (QupBk)
It seems it's a surprise to them that these kids don't go straight to magical, free daycare somewhere.
Honestly, if these leftists care, why don't they start adopting kids from these countries? Then there's no state expense.
Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at July 29, 2014 12:41 PM (avEon)
This!! We are already bussing/jetting them all around the country, why not just change the destination to the south?
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at July 29, 2014 01:01 PM (9Bdcz)
"Not entirely true. He can only "legalize" them (illegally) for 2 years.
After that, a new conservative president can restore the rule of law,
if he or she has the stones to do so."
Do you honestly believe that the Democratic-media-academic-bureaucratic establishment will permit a conservative to be elected president?
Posted by: Brown Line at July 29, 2014 01:17 PM (xgyfF)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at July 29, 2014 01:01 PM (9Bdcz)
Plus, their home countries have already set up processing centers to receive them. Breitbart had a story on it the other day, complete with photos of a center (IIRC, in Guatemala) that looked very nice -- and was also completely empty.
It's not that our government can't send them home, and it's not that they'd be going back to "certain death" (idiotic hyperbole asserted by leftist politicians, and parroted by leftist media types). It's that our government WON'T send them back -- because they're useful pawns in the Democrats' plan to "fundamentally transform" the U.S. into a one-party dictatorship.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2014 01:40 PM (I/vNo)
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