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Yuval Levin: Obama's Deliberately Divisive Plan for Amnesty

Cynical:

Many people in Washington seem to be talking about the prospect of the president unilaterally legalizing the status of several million people who entered the country illegally as though it were just another political question. But if reports about the nature of the executive action he is contemplating are right, it would be by far the most blatant and explosive provocation in the administration’s assault on the separation of powers, and could well be the most extreme act of executive overreach ever attempted by an American president in peacetime.

...

In one sense, the approach the president is said to be contemplating does fit into a pattern of his use of executive power. That pattern involves taking provocative executive actions on sensitive, divisive issues to isolate people he detests, knowing it will invite a sharp response, and then using the response to scare his own base voters into thinking they are under assault when in fact they are on the offensive. That’s how moving to compel nuns to buy contraception and abortive drugs for their employees became "they're trying to take away your birth control." This strategy needlessly divides the country and brings out the worst instincts of people on all sides, but it has obvious benefits for the administration and its allies. Liberals get both the substantive action and the political benefit of calling their opponents radicals and getting their supporters worked up.

...


[S]urely it would all harm the country -- dividing the public and debasing our system of government. It seems like just the sort of thing that a national leader would seek to avoid, rather than work to invite.

But they'll win the day's Twitter War, which is what matters.

Spike Lee was right -- we will speak of America in terms of "Pre-Obama" and "Post-Obama."



Posted by: Ace at 10:23 AM




Comments

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1 Good Morning,
Cynical is nicely under-done.

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 10:27 AM (DL2i+)

2 "taking provocative executive actions"

Not really. Do not read more into this crapfest than it's simple reality - the children are running the DC show.
Period.
It's amateur hour at levels that would amaze 99.9% here.

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:27 AM (gXRIG)

3 I am sure no lasting harm will become of dividing the nation into angry desperate groups. and Using the Presidency and govt agencies to harass .

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:27 AM (nqBYe)

4 How very similar to Hamas.

Of course, with Val Jar running things that shouldn't be a surprise.

Posted by: Lauren at July 29, 2014 10:30 AM (BPMYx)

5 Habla en espanol, por favor.

Antes Obama, Después Obama

Español será el idioma de los Estados Unidos

Posted by: La Razists at July 29, 2014 10:30 AM (NfnJU)

6 Sure hope the muslims built us a strong fabric. I think it's about to break.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (tsGZY)

7 A coup d'etat by fraud is still a coup d'etat.

Any illegal seizure of government applies.

Posted by: gastorgrab at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (FX38i)

8 USS Hashtag wins again.

Posted by: akula_51 at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (TXgA3)

9 If Divot does so, and provokes open rebellion, I'm cool with that.

Why waste time trying to vote the Federal Empire out of existence?

Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (MQEz6)

10 Why all of the diamonds?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (R8hU8)

11 >>>Golfer at Congressional Country Club finds President Obama's golf ball


like that guy ever recorded a penalty stroke.

Posted by: X at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (KHo8t)

12 Dividing the public and debasing our system of government?
Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (D/504)

13 So SCoaMF is "community organizing" again? What are the odds?

He's exactly what we all knew him to be... only much worse.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (1CroS)

14 Spike Lee was right -- we will speak of America in terms of "Pre-Obama" and "Post-Obama."


We will speak in terms of America and The Burning Times.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (ltCGO)

15 Who's that nimble lad in the clam diggers?

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 29, 2014 10:32 AM (UzPAd)

16 Dang it, willow'd again.

So...any ideas for getting rid of an insane Executive when faced with an incompetent/malfeasant Legislature and a corrupted Judiciary? We're kinda short on boxes here...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hashcode inspector at July 29, 2014 10:32 AM (rt3TY)

17 Okay Ace...let me put you on the spot.

What do you suggest we do about this? What can congress do that isn't just a base attempt to win the Twitter war?

Our constitution has an obvious flaw: It was written with the assumption that presidents would act, by and large, in the best interests of the country.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (QFxY5)

18 Let him do this.

It will be revealing.

We shall see who is who and what is what.

Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (MQEz6)

19 Pre-Obama America: when things like the rule of law and oaths of office meant something.

Post-Obama America: anarchy. Then, rule by despots.

Thanks a lot, Obama, you tin-pot dictator wannabe. You destroyed in a few short years what it took hundreds of years, and many thousands of lives, to build.

Corrupt a-hole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (I/vNo)

20 Our constitution has an obvious flaw: It was written with the assumption that presidents would act, by and large, in the best interests of the country.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (QFxY5

they gave us impeachement .
but that will not be used either.

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:34 AM (nqBYe)

21 I'm not so sure that we're in peacetime, so much as in the midst of a coup

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 10:34 AM (F8Ali)

22 Republicans should have never made Immigration a racial issue. If they had stuck to it being a legal issue, this would be a winner. Instead the GOP decided to go into Latino bashing and lost potential allies.

Obama is going to legalize illegals and there is nothing conservatives can do about it. The chickens have come home to roost. Live by the racial game, die by the racial game.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (X8gUA)

23 the president unilaterally legalizing the status of several million people who entered the country illegally as though it were just another political question. But if reports about the nature of the executive action he is contemplating are right, it would be by far the most blatant and explosive provocation in the administration's assault on the separation of powers, and could well be the most extreme act of executive overreach ever attempted by an American president in peacetime.


Yeah. An EO wiping out settled law.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (ltCGO)

24 As things stand now, the Dems are on their way to a crushing lose in the mid-term elections. Fredo, in a desperate bid, to save his "legacy" will do anything and everything to change that chemistry. And THAT is what you are seeing here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (M0mf2)

25 or we Have impeachment.
which will not happen.

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (nqBYe)

26 #17,
The heart of the entire matter. The current state of affairs in DC consists almost entirely of "what are you going to do about it?" (asked of the other side of the aisle)

The answer, of course, is a somewhat puzzling "nothing".

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (gXRIG)

27 CharlieBrown'sDildo: "It was written with the assumption that presidents would act, by and large, in the best interests of the country."

You do mean Iran, right?

Posted by: ValJar at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (1CroS)

28
>>>Spike Lee was right -- we will speak of America in terms of "Pre-Obama" and "Post-Obama."

"Well, what I mean, that fucking car still runs,
Even the moths in the upholstery are old
But it gets around, you see one on the street
Beat-up and proud, well, Jeezus what a country..."

Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (3ZtZW)

29 Who's that nimble lad in the clam diggers?


The mom shorts?

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (ltCGO)

30 The fact that Boehner fails to do his duty and uphold the constitution and its laws make him nothing more than Obama's accomplice.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (eEBON)

31 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (PYAXX)

32 Indiana has a ginormous budget surplus. We need to just give him the finger, refuse any federal monies, and tell JEF FOAD.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (/D9Jb)

33 I played 18 holes of mini golf the other day.

I do not understand the attraction or appeal of the game, in its mini or maxi versions.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (WhYe3)

34
The last president we had was George H W Bush.

Posted by: soothie at July 29, 2014 10:36 AM (0ejlr)

35 "GOP decided to go into Latino bashing"

Troll much? BTW, Ted Cruz says hi...

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (gXRIG)

36 Does the clown-in-chief ( whose "wife" wears drapes or curtains...) ever do anything not divisive?

Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (ULH4o)

37 Don't think the fundraising off of impeachment is an accident either. He's about to do something worthy of impeachment and use it to drive yet another wedge in the electorate.

Posted by: no good deed at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (w3a0Z)

38 An EO wiping out settled law.

Only if other authorities (like say, governors and state AGs) are willing to recognize it as valid (when it clearly is not, by Obama's own admission).

What happens if a significant number of them just say no?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (I/vNo)

39 Don't think the fundraising off of impeachment is an accident either. He's about to do something worthy of impeachment and use it to drive yet another wedge in the electorate.
Posted by: no good deed at July 29, 2014 10:37 AM (w3a0Z)


Yup and they are doing NOTHING to hide that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 10:38 AM (M0mf2)

40 If he can thumb his nose at the law, when will the states do the same?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2014 10:38 AM (/D9Jb)

41 #37, make no mistake - he is willing to raise any flag for "fundraising", no matter how false said flag happens to be.

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:38 AM (gXRIG)

42 I see the idiot troll is still pestering us
Point
laugh
turn away....

Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:39 AM (ULH4o)

43 Aaaaand here's Hector, proving that once again he's awesome with dictatorship as long as it benefits Latinos. (But we're the racists.)

Until that is, the new Hugo Chavez decides Hector is no longer useful

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 10:39 AM (F8Ali)

44 >>or we Have impeachment.
which will not happen.

It might if he does this. Impeachment is a political act and it will only be successful if there is popular support for it. Nothing Obama has done to date rises to that occasion even if we believe it has, the larger public does not agree.

But poll after poll shows huge majorities do not support Obama on this one and he is really playing with fire.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 10:39 AM (g1DWB)

45 When I was younger, never in a million years did I think that we would elect someone to the presidency who just so hated this country. It makes me so sad to see what we've become.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 29, 2014 10:39 AM (Wokrp)

46 Obama is going to legalize illegals and there is nothing conservatives can do about it. The chickens have come home to roost. Live by the racial game, die by the racial game.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (X8gUA)
+++++++++++++

Not entirely true. He can only "legalize" them (illegally) for 2 years. After that, a new conservative president can restore the rule of law, if he or she has the stones to do so.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2014 10:40 AM (I/vNo)

47 21 I'm not so sure that we're in peacetime, so much as in the midst of a coup
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 10:34 AM (F8Ali)

A coup implies that there is opposition. 100% of Congress and 52% of the public is complicit in this.

Purge of a minority seems more applicable here. After all, Tea Party people are Domestic Terrorists, the IRS is targeting 'enemies',...

Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2014 10:40 AM (j0wOO)

48 I call bullshit on one point ... King Putt isn't dividing anybody. He's just putting a glaring spotlight on the divisions that have been around as long as I can remember.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 29, 2014 10:41 AM (sXnyH)

49 What is more revealing than action?

The truth has to be seen.

Too many folks still refuse to see.

I welcome Obama opening their eyes.

Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:42 AM (MQEz6)

50 Just empty rhetoric to stir up the base. If he did anything like this he would create a tidal wave of opposition for the November election. Just talk to get donors to cut checks which they have not been doing lately.

Posted by: Registered Voter at July 29, 2014 10:43 AM (JPt92)

51 I am joining the group of those who believe that the reason the DNC et al are screeching about oh noes impeachment is because Dear Leader is going to do something so amazingly stunningly blatantly unconstitutional that everyone will notice and then when impeachment proceedings are begun, well, SEE SEE WE TOLD YOU!


I don't wanna wear a tin foil hat! It itches so.


I'm currently trying to thought exercise who would have standing to object to such an action and, after ten second's thought, all I can come up with is someone who is currently here legally going through the immigration process and hey fine let's just magic pen them in too and problem solved.


I am not nearly drunk enough for this reality.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 10:43 AM (mf5HN)

52 Jack , perhaps we'll take the Senate.
stranger things have happened.
and reduce His power.

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:43 AM (nqBYe)

53 I've got some calls to make, have to schedule a haircut and get to the bank and here's Ace posting content like he's a morning person.

There must be a union violation here somewhere. Where's the shop steward?

Posted by: jwest at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (u2a4R)

54 48
I call bullshit on one point ... King Putt isn't dividing anybody. He's
just putting a glaring spotlight on the divisions that have been around
as long as I can remember.

Posted by: ScoggDog


Good point. Now that I think upon it Americans have always been divided.

Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (ULH4o)

55 Sounds like Adolf in early '45. The American people aren't perceptive and worshipful enough to appreciate his Awesomeness, so he's going to take them down with him.

I had a feeling we'd end up here.

PS 80% of the people are against this, so he may find himself bucking more of a headwind than he figured.

Posted by: formwiz at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (3rwvI)

56 Can't sleep, Ace?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (CJjw5)

57 having said that I still do not have a lot of hope. we have congress but cannot even use the power to properly Budget.

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (nqBYe)

58 Liberals get both the substantive action and the political benefit of calling their opponents radicals and getting their supporters worked up.

There is nothing "liberal" about them. They are totalitarians.

Posted by: rickl at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (zoehZ)

59 I marvel that the mincing golfer in that photo is our "cool" president.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM (JtwS4)

60 Dear Leader is going to do something so amazingly stunningly blatantly unconstitutional that everyone will notice and then when impeachment proceedings are begun, well, SEE SEE WE TOLD YOU!

Sadly, that's my take as well, AtC.

Posted by: no good deed at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (w3a0Z)

61 "when will the states do the same?"

The dirty little secret, of course, is that one could simply tell the Feds to go blow and they'll do little more that #ha8terracistwhatever. Plus sic the IRS on the opponent's family.

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (gXRIG)

62 I look forward to a 51-49 Senate...

Right up to when Thad Cochran goes back to where he belongs and Biden becomes the Senate tiebreaker.

Posted by: akula_51 at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (TXgA3)

63 And on the not-so-bright side of things, the Prez is going to spend the night here in KC, and deliver some sort of speech.


Just hoping the hell the traffic isn't all screwed up when I go back to work tonight.


Talk about "Get off my lawn".


That would be me...

Posted by: HH at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (XXwdv)

64
Indiana has a ginormous budget surplus.

Call me a RINO, but maybe could we use a little bit of it to get the rotting animal carcasses off I-65? There was a raccoon holocaust up by Lowell over the weekend.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (/kI1Q)

65 In 2015 the GOP House and Senate will pass Amnesty and there will be open rebellion.

In 2015 the GOP House and Senate will try to pass Amnesty and there will be open rebellion.

Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:46 AM (MQEz6)

66 Can't wait for the prime time interview.

"Some people want to impeach me for trying to rescue brown children from human trafficking, prostitution, slavery and destitution. We've made progress as a country, but there is still a minority of bitter clingers that support enslaving people that are different."

Posted by: Damiano at July 29, 2014 10:47 AM (j0wOO)

67 Poll from Israel:

Over the course of three surveys conducted in the past two weeks, an average of 95 percent of respondents said that Operation Protective Edge was justified, while only 3-4 percent said the IDF has used excessive firepower in Gaza. According to the poll, an average of 48 percent of Israeli Jews think the IDF is using an appropriate level of firepower and an average of 45 percent think the IDF is using insufficient firepower.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 10:47 AM (M0mf2)

68 Republicans should have never made Immigration a
racial issue. I
Posted by: Buster Brown


Fuck you very much,
AMF

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 10:47 AM (DL2i+)

69 59
I marvel that the mincing golfer in that photo is our "cool" president.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch


Some of us were on to this phony in 2008. Others, earlier. "Pity about 0-merica...."

Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:47 AM (ULH4o)

70 If Republicans hadn't insisted on throwing Latinos into volcanoes in Philadelphia, none of this would've happened.

Posted by: Buster ERG! at July 29, 2014 10:48 AM (yZoYb)

71 @48

Yes, we've always been divided but for the most part politicians had some modicum of respect for the separation of powers and the process of getting things done - so division caused inaction so while each side is frustrated that they aren't getting their way at the very least they weren't being trampled on; there was opportunity to win over hearts and minds (or deceive people) and use the agreed upon process to get what you want. Now the president is just throwing that out the window. The agreed upon process is now no longer agreed upon.

Posted by: gwelf at July 29, 2014 10:48 AM (TJ8HB)

72 What a prancy little bitch

Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2014 10:49 AM (fWAjv)

73 President Divot.

Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:50 AM (MQEz6)

74 No rule of law.

No borders.

Ineffective and corrupt institutions.

Failing schools destined to get much, much worse under Common Core.

Continuous, unending, unresolved scandalous politics.

Nascent election fraud.

Rampant government sponsored law enforcement intimidation of citizenry.


What the hell is not to like?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 10:50 AM (BZAd3)

75 Ted Cruz is more Anglo than Latino because he was raised in the Evangelical world. Marco Rubio and Susana Martinez who really are Latino is hated because if their ethnicity by Conservatives.

Was the racial attacks against Latinos worth it? Now Obama is going to legalize the illegals and there is nothing you can do.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (X8gUA)

76 Fuck this chocolate usurper and his handmaidens Boehner and McConnell.

Posted by: effit at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (knfPD)

77 I think this column really nails it, there is a thread over at hot gas compaining about Glenn Beck's comments on impeachment... but I think Levin and Beck have it right.

Talk of impeachment is advantage to Obama, he is immune and/or doesn't give a shit.

I used to laugh off the Alinsky/Cloward Piven talk. But this is right in that Rules for Radicals playbook. Any attempt to use the rule of law to reign them in will be projected as hostile racism by media puppets.

I don't know what the best way to fight it is though, it seems if we don't act they win, and if we do act they win even more. Cynicism is the flavor of the day.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (n/ogz)

78 Well we've never had a race war, so it would qualify as transformative. Do the Dems really want this? Do they think it will not intrude into their gated communities? One wonders how far the party will go?

Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (oDCMR)

79
>>>Live by the racial game, die by the racial game.

That gives me some hope, gotta say.

Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (3ZtZW)

80 22
Republicans should have never made Immigration a racial issue. If they
had stuck to it being a legal issue, this would be a winner. Instead the
GOP decided to go into Latino bashing and lost potential allies.



Obama is going to legalize illegals and there is nothing
conservatives can do about it. The chickens have come home to roost.
Live by the racial game, die by the racial game.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:35 AM (X8gUA)



Nothing I enjoy more than being lectured about race by a member of the party of the Ku Klux Klan.

Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2014 10:52 AM (ylhEn)

81 A question to older white liberals: Do you really think those little
brown kids you are so happy to welcome here are going to be happy paying
Social Security and medical taxes to take care of you in your
retirement, especially after they figure out those systems are going
broke? I doubt it, especial as they grow up with resentment inflamed by
the Democrats. Count on them to vote for (brown) candidates that will
throw you all under the bus. You will soon find out all the 'compassion and understanding' in your rainbow coalition goes one way, and it's not towards you. (Did I mention Whites will be a minority in 20 years or less, much sooner than the 30-40 years we are often told) Enjoy your dog food.

Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 10:52 AM (1BQGO)

82 Our constitution has an obvious flaw: It was written with the assumption that presidents would act, by and large, in the best interests of the country.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (QFxY5



You mean like requiring the President to be a Natural Born Citizen? Gee, who knew?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2014 10:52 AM (BAS5M)

83 >>Jack , perhaps we'll take the Senate.
stranger things have happened.
and reduce His power.

Well I've been predicting it since last fall so yea, I'm hopeful.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 10:52 AM (g1DWB)

84 i would think the ADMINISTRATION FUNNELING GUNS AND FUNDS TO DISMANTLE LEADERS IN THE m.e..
IF THEY SRSLY CARED ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF GUATEMALANS, mexicans etc would help those with same tactics fight off their Overlords helping those wanting freedom from poverty and oppression.

instead they decided having peoples take the risks and paying criminals to bring them here putting their lives on the line with cartels -coyotes, terrorists making money to fight for Drug lords , criminal activity

the truty humanitarian thing to do would help mornal citizenry to hold their ground take back their countries.

but they want cheap labor instead.

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:53 AM (nqBYe)

85 jack, from your keyboard to ...

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:54 AM (nqBYe)

86 78
Well we've never had a race war, so it would qualify as transformative.
Do the Dems really want this? Do they think it will not intrude into
their gated communities? One wonders how far the party will go?

Posted by: Public School Teacher


Go? Not well for them. Think "French revolution...."

Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 10:54 AM (ULH4o)

87 Don't feed the trolls. Let the brown panty stain alone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 10:54 AM (M0mf2)

88 sorry about all the typos, juice was spilled on my board yesterday and i washed it, but, anyway sorry guess it needs more cleaning.

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (nqBYe)

89 but they want cheap labor instead.
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:53 AM (nqBYe)

And a labor force they can control. Whenever anyone gets power/money they want to prevent anyone else from getting it...

Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (zqzYV)

90 How the hell does anybody's "base" think that adding 11 million low-skilled workers is going to help the middle class?

Obama in is bed with big business, but unfortunately so is the GOP leadership.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (UeZGr)

91 88 sorry about all the typos, juice was spilled on my board yesterday and i washed it, but, anyway sorry guess it needs more cleaning.

Its always the juice.

Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 10:56 AM (oDCMR)

92 And a labor force they can control. Whenever anyone gets power/money they want to prevent anyone else from getting it...
Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (zqzYV)

yes

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:56 AM (nqBYe)

93 The GOP House and Senate will not do much to oppose Obama.

Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:57 AM (MQEz6)

94 One day people will wake up and realize the strategy is to divide us and then conquer us. Every last one if us- no exceptions.

To quote a much overused metaphor: "when you feed everyone else to the beast first, he simply eats you last. But make no mistake- he will eat you."

Democrats are going to rue the day when that happens. Mostly because people don't like to be used. They don't want to be tools or "anyone's bitch".

Years from now when people look over the wreckage from Democrats deliberate political war, they are going to realize they've been used and mislead. They are also going to realize that Republicans are cowards and did nothing to stop them. They've shown no leadership and contributed to the destruction.

Then we can all have an honest conversation about how to rebuild from the ashes. Over a can of beans we are cooking on an open pit fire.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 10:57 AM (GGCsk)

95 I see Hector put down the bong long enough to join us. (waves to Hector)

Posted by: Noted Pederast Hairy Reid at July 29, 2014 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

96 38
An EO wiping out settled law.



Only if other authorities (like say, governors and state AGs) are
willing to recognize it as valid (when it clearly is not, by Obama's own
admission).



What happens if a significant number of them just say no?
=============

That is what is going to have to happen.

Washington DC can do nothing now.

They know it, I know it and you know it.

So?

Who's it going to be? Who is going to hold Border Patrol agents at gun point and say, "No, we are sending these criminals back across the border--you are NOT going to take them into custody first."

Who is going to say "Because the federal government has abdicated it's duty, we no longer recognize their authority to tell us what to do in these matters."

Government for the people, by the people and of the people--the ultimate source of political authority has been laid clear--who is going to act now?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2014 10:57 AM (VjL9S)

97 78
I laugh at how white supremacists like you who fantasize about a race war does not realize that non whites can fight back.

I have news for you, there will be no race war. Go into the real world and ignore the race crap people on this blog are obsessed with.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:58 AM (X8gUA)

98 Since he's already practically done this the talk is just more stray voltage.
So is impeachment talk or taking the Senate for that matter.

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 10:58 AM (DL2i+)

99 Boehner says $659M to be voted on Thursday will fund the immediate needs of the border crisis. Then he's gone for 5 weeks.

We.Are.Fucking.Doomed.

Posted by: effit at July 29, 2014 10:58 AM (knfPD)

100 the juice is my excuse and i'm sticking to it.

Posted by: hamas/islam at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (nqBYe)

101 "Given his enormous accomplishments as Secretary of State, John Kerry has to be considered a leading contender for the 2016 nomination."

Matt Yglesias 11/23/13

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (eEBON)

102 Just walked past the scrunt Maxine Waters. Didn't recognize her until she was out the door.

Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (fWAjv)

103 81
Did you know not all Latinos are brown?

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (X8gUA)

104
>>>One day people will wake up and realize the strategy is to divide us and then conquer us. Every last one if us- no exceptions.

I think both parties work towards keeping the American people at each other's throats. Race is just one angle, they have many more.

Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (3ZtZW)

105 99 Boehner says $659M to be voted on Thursday will fund the immediate needs of the border crisis. Then he's gone for 5 weeks.

We.Are.Fucking.Doomed.

Posted by: effit at July 29, 2014 10:58 AM (knfPD)

Thanks for funding the Democraps 2014 "Get Out The Vote Campaign"

Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 11:00 AM (zqzYV)

106 Oh, Hector, Hector, Hector. Do you have NOTHING productive to do with your time?

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:00 AM (7ObY1)

107 88
sorry about all the typos, juice was spilled on my board yesterday and i
washed it, but, anyway sorry guess it needs more cleaning.

Posted by: willow


I actually found a websearch for keyboard cleaning helpful when mine was acting up.

Netbook user now. Buy another if its KB gets cranky....

Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 11:00 AM (ULH4o)

108 Liberals are desperate to return to the glory days of segregation. Separate laws and standards for white skin, black skin, brown skin, yellow skin. The backward nature of their philosophy requires that sort of factionalization in order to survive. While Democrats have always supported the racist policies embodied by their long-time thought-leader Robert Byrd, they've become far more open about it. Without racial hatred, the Democrat Party ceases to exist.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2014 11:01 AM (2cS/G)

109 Spike Lee was right -- we will speak of America in terms of "Pre-Obama" and "Post-Obama."

ObamiNation - Where the Rats are traitors and we are too.

Posted by: El PRL at July 29, 2014 11:01 AM (o44nj)

110
Daniel Nisman
Head of civilian security team for Nahal Oz (1km from Shajaieh) says residents complaining of "digging sounds" underneath them. Creepy.


I don't think it is the IDF.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:01 AM (58ht/)

111 104

You are a breath of fresh air around here. Race is an issue Republicans and Democrats use to divide Americans. I wish more people would realize this.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (X8gUA)

112 We still have a revolutionary war era hanging tree in a town not too far from me. I think I'll stop by later today and water it.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (GGCsk)

113 Hector signs on as the thread's pinata.

Oh wait. As a white guy, can I still say pinata?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (fiCcn)

114 And as I've said before:

Every single fucking Republican that is asked about impeachment should respond every single time with:

"Impeachment? Ha, ha, ha! No. He is not worthy of impeachment-he's just man who'll be gone soon. Although, if he has any respect for the office of the President and the Constitution, he would resign."

The word needs to be "resign."

Because they can't defend that--there is no enemy to hate as the act is his.

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (VjL9S)

115 Did you know that not all Latinos speak Latin?

Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 11:02 AM (MQEz6)

116 Posted by: eman at July 29, 2014 10:31 AM (MQEz6)

Agreed.

JEF is overloading us with crises with the purpose of destroying the cohesion that we've historically had. He thinks he'll be able to take advantage of it for his own gain. He is grossly underestimating the effects of his actions. Barky is setting events in motion in this country that no one can control and this country is going to disintegrate because of it.

No one fights with the ferocity of a pissed off American - NO ONE. And when we are goaded into directing this ferocity against each other, the outcome will be disastrous for everyone including our "rulers". We will cease to be relevant, maybe even cease to exist.

Just my .02 worth. What a shitty fucking time. I think of my grandfather's generation ("The Greatest Generation") and I'm overcome with sadness and regret. We have a lot of work (really ugly work) to do if we're going to save our Republic. If it can even be done.

1bw

Posted by: 1bulwetweft feeling DOOMY today at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (CzJOg)

117 This Buster Brown fella, so I've been told by reliable sources, does some pretty kinky things withe his little dog Tige. Harry Reid misses both Buster and the dog.

Posted by: Bill at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (N2A89)

118 >>but they want cheap labor instead.

And a faster Cloward-Piven.
If they're designated as refugees, then they qualify for all sorts of entitlements. Why work?

But in terms of dividing the public, it's not just that US citizens who oppose this will raise hell. Communities are going to become less secure/see increased violence thanks to all of these MS-13 gang members. Also, how many of them will become La Raza protesters that can flood the streets and demand stuff like they're doing in front of the White House today? These new immigrants are not necessarily fans of the US intent on assimilating - Obama is bringing in people who want to harm America.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (D/504)

119 Daniel Nisman
Head of civilian security team for Nahal Oz (1km from Shajaieh) says residents complaining of "digging sounds" underneath them. Creepy.

I don't think it is the IDF.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:01 AM (58ht/)

I know I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (NfnJU)

120
>> How the hell does anybody's "base" think that adding 11 million low-skilled workers is going to help the middle class?

Obama in is bed with big business, but unfortunately so is the GOP leadership.
.
.I blame Walmart for a whole bunch of this. They stand to gain tons of $$$ in all kinds of ways if another 11 mil or so are legalized. More SNAP, WIC, etc. They lobby hard behind the scenes for Amnesty, minimum wage hikes and the like. Walmart exists pretty muchon the backs of millions of low wage earners. They wouldn't exist as they are nowif there really was a "poor" class not propped up by Free $hit giveaways.

Posted by: Registered Voter at July 29, 2014 11:03 AM (JPt92)

121 Did you know that not all Latinos speak Latin?

Does Pig Latin count?

Posted by: Hector, The Voice of the Oppressed Brown Man at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (fiCcn)

122 Our constitution has an obvious flaw: It was written with the assumption that presidents elected officials and judges would act, by and large, in the best interests of the country.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 10:33 AM (QFxY5)

ReWrite engaged for proper scope. It takes took 1 jefe, 34 Imperial Senators, 218 Congresscritters AND 5 Lawgivers-In-Black to fuck it up beyond all recognition.

Posted by: steveegg at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (o44nj)

123 108
Republicans are the ones who made illegal immigration a racial issue. All Democrats are doing is beating Republicans ate their own game.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (X8gUA)

124 PS 80% of the people are against this, so he may find himself bucking more of a headwind than he figured.

Posted by: formwiz at July 29, 2014 10:44 AM
====
He'll keep at it until Harry Reid, Dick Durbin, Chuck Schumer, and Diane Feinstein march into the Oval Office and read Barry the Riot Act.

Yeah, I know ....

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (JBggj)

125 Whoopsie.

Posted by: steveegg at July 29, 2014 11:04 AM (o44nj)

126 88 sorry about all the typos, juice was spilled on my board yesterday and i washed it, but, anyway sorry guess it needs more cleaning.

Posted by: willow at July 29, 2014 10:55 AM (nqBYe)


Wait....you washed your keyboard?!

Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (v0/PR)

127 barrel.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft feeling DOOMY today at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (CzJOg)

128 97 78
I laugh at how white supremacists like you who fantasize about a race war does not realize that non whites can fight back.

I have news for you, there will be no race war. Go into the real world and ignore the race crap people on this blog are obsessed with.

Buster Brown, the only one fantasizing about a race war would be Obama. Its all he's got left. It really is no surprise coming from a Community Organizer. Its what they do - see Reverend Wright sermons.

Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (oDCMR)

129 Uh-oh. It's all going dark.

Posted by: View from the barrel at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (o44nj)

130 I remember the end of Dinesh D'Souza's 2016: Obama's America where he pretty much asserts that Obama's goal is to turn the country into just another third world shithole by 2016. Seems to me Dinesh was off by a few orders of magnitude.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (D5hxK)

131 Jeebus!

Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:05 AM (v0/PR)

132 But they'll win the day's Twitter War, which is what matters.

They will also win the day's fundraising war. Which is what really mattes.

In fact, they are already fundraising off the prospect of Obama getting impeached. Obama has fundraising fatigue and needs something to juice it. Impeachment is what he wants.

So, Obama is in a win-win position. If he acts unilaterally on immigration he either gets the amnesty he can not pass legislatively, he gets the fundraising he is lacking, and if he gets impeached he gets to rally the base that otherwise is not caring.

We are fucked.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2014 11:06 AM (OWjjx)

133 And my wife and I just finished a somewhat nerve-wracking immigration interview a couple weeks ago... Swell, fucking swell.

Posted by: KG at July 29, 2014 11:06 AM (p7BzH)

134 115
They speak languages based off the Latin language. Are really that ignorant?

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:06 AM (X8gUA)

135 >>How the hell does anybody's "base" think that adding 11 million low-skilled workers is going to help the middle class?

I've seen that 11 million number mentioned in the MSM for over a decade. I really doubt we only have 11 million illegals living in the shadows. Especially not after the past few years of a encouragement from Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (D/504)

136 "Based off the Latin language." Yeah. Ignorant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (fiCcn)

137 >>I think both parties work towards keeping the
American people at each other's throats. Race is just one angle, they
have many more.

Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 10:59 AM (3ZtZW)
<<

Absolutely true and that's how politics ultimately work- through dishonesty and pathos.

But Democrats have, most recently and blatantly, actually trampled the law, tradition, our Constitution and the judicial system to do it.

For years it was done quietly and stealthily. Republicans did it vis a vis Congressional actions and manipulation of public opinion. But nothing new there. The only standout is their historical cowardice in the face of Democrats egregious transgressions over the last 6 or 7 years.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (GGCsk)

138 Was the racial attacks against Latinos worth it? Now Obama is going to legalize the illegals and there is nothing you can do.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 10:51 AM (X8gUA)




Of course the fact that there are no such races as 'Hispanic' or 'Latino' slows down your attack of the flaming strawmen in the least does it?

Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (ylhEn)

139 134 115
They speak languages based off the Latin language. Are really that ignorant?
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:06 AM (X8gUA)

So than Hispanics speak Hispa, then? right?

Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (zqzYV)

140 All the local paper here in Houston has managed to say about the border situation is "listen you racists crime hasn't gone up" and "look at those crazy militia people patrolling the border, some of them carry guns, some even have tatoos, and one flipped off a reporter. How scary!"

Nothing about the costs or any other issues. It's ridiculous but typical.

Posted by: brak at July 29, 2014 11:07 AM (Tj+s6)

141 118
MS13 has at mist 50,000 people. How are they going to take over the US? Did you know they starts in LA back in the 80's?

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:08 AM (X8gUA)

142 "Did you know not all Latinos are brown?"

You mean like my kids? Her mother is Hispanic but they are very light skinned.

Yet, oddly, when conservatives oppose Latinos flooding across the border illegally we are called racists. Why is that?

Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 11:08 AM (1BQGO)

143 It's easy to tell the Latins coming in across the border. They're the ones in the togas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:09 AM (fiCcn)

144 God, this is a depressing thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 11:09 AM (zF6Iw)

145 139
Hispanics speak Spanish which is based off Latin. You did not know that? Wow!

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (X8gUA)

146 Are the French Latinos? Portuguese?

Posted by: mugiwara at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (D5hxK)

147 Where is this Hispania that produces Hispanics? Maybe we should recognize Metizoland and free it from those awful Mexicans.

Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (oDCMR)

148 You will bow down before my caramel twink master, wingnutz!

Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (tv7DV)

149 Meet Daniel Floyd the luckiest killer in New York.
The 23 year old Brooklyn man was tried, convicted and after the jury found he shot a rival dead at a dice game sent to prison for 15 years to life. But the states highest court overturned the guilty verdict all because Floyds mother couldnt find a seat in the courtroom during jury selection.

NY POst

???? UnFuckinBelievable

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (M0mf2)

150 >>Was the racial attacks against Latinos worth it? <<

Notwithstanding grammar errors and perhaps poor ESL tutoring. What racial attacks against Latino's?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (GGCsk)

151 Daniel Nisman

IDF apparently stepping up attacks against weapon caches inside Gaza mosques after refraining from doing so during Ramadan.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (58ht/)

152 Don't you know? All you need to do is cross the border and you're an American!

It's like NFL football: You just have to break the plane and you're considered in.

Posted by: RKae at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (cFZtI)

153 I hate this Motherfucker for making me hate him. I don't like to hate.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (32Ze2)

154 130
I remember the end of Dinesh D'Souza's 2016: Obama's America
where he pretty much asserts that Obama's goal is to turn the country
into just another third world shithole by 2016. Seems to me Dinesh was
off by a few orders of magnitude.


Posted by: mugiwara


I see it every day when I drive around. For sale signs everywhere- but nothing sells. Dead businesses- some national chains literally being boarded up. All starting in 2008.

Coincidence with Zer0?

Posted by: backhoe at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (ULH4o)

155 On the subject of "low cost labor", here's a serious question....


I'm paying 13.50 per hour for my Honduran-born yard man. After asking around here (suburban Michigan), it seems to be about the going rate. There is one guy I know getting straight lawn cutting for $9.00 per hour, but I've seen his lawn and it sucks.

Is there some place out there where Mexicans are dirt cheap? Where are these people?

What do the other commenters pay for this type of labor?

Also, as someone with intimate knowledge of hiring practices and labor rates at manufacturing companies in the area, I can attest there isn't anyone hoping for open borders to get more "cheap labor". It's a myth.

Posted by: jwest at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (u2a4R)

156 145 139
Hispanics speak Spanish which is based off Latin. You did not know that? Wow!

Buster, it is a make believe word designed by the US Government. To qualify as a Hispanic, one merely declares it. Ola, I'm Hispanic. See?

Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (oDCMR)

157 145 139
Hispanics speak Spanish which is based off Latin. You did not know that? Wow!
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:10 AM (X8gUA)

That can't be right, Spain is in Europe. These folks are coming from Central America...

They must speak American like us

Posted by: MikeH at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (zqzYV)

158
Boehner says $659M to be voted on Thursday will fund the immediate needs of the border crisis.
Posted by: effit




The funds will be distributed directly to Mexican immigrants by taping $20 bills to the forehead of Hector's wife and letting them take a handful after they stop by.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (kdS6q)

159 I propose the immigration end run again: encourage all illegals to come to the US and live under the JEF and Dirty Harry, then we go to Mexico, take over their government and establish the Constitutional govt there. Then, when events run their natural course and the progs have ran the US into the ground, we come back here and reestablish the Constitutional rule here too. In the end, we end up with Mexico and the US. That's a shitload of oil and the end of immigration.


Posted by: 1bulwetweft planning world domination at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (gfB4n)

160 Posted by: RKae at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (cFZtI)

Just the tip?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (QFxY5)

161 142
Republicans as called racist not for opposing illegal immigration, but for racist attacks directed at Latinos. Conservatives say nothing about the illegal Irish in Boston because they are white. While Latinos are not viewed as white even if they are but most Republicansm

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (X8gUA)

162 Brought to you by the Republican party.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (r8012)

163 The Brazilian is based of Portuguese hedge trimming.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:13 AM (JtwS4)

164 >>Hispanics speak Spanish which is based off Latin. You did not know that? Wow!

I'm not sure what language you are attempting to speak but languages aren't based "off" anything.

But you're doing a bang up job of supporting my hypothesis that lefties are irretrievably stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:13 AM (g1DWB)

165 147
Hispanic ain't a race idiot.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:13 AM (X8gUA)

166 160 Posted by: RKae at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (cFZtI)

Just the tip?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 11:12 AM (QFxY5)

That's all it took with Michelle, I couldn't keep the bile down otherwise

Posted by: Obama at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (zqzYV)

167 Strike through we much

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (R8hU8)

168 Brought to you by the Republican party.

------

Worst party EVER! Not enough booze in the world to make this fun.

Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (A98Xu)

169 Rather than consider impeachment, Congress should threaten this pudmonkey a different way.

They should not allow him the privileges normally allowed a President when he leaves office.

Zip, nada, zilch. Nothing. Big Zero.

Including and especially round the clock Secret Service details. You're on your own Preezy McSqueezy. Enjoy the world of fear, like the rest of us.

That would snap this dipshit in line quick like a bunny.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (7HjKx)

170 Conservatives say nothing about the illegal Irish in Boston because they are white.

OW! Use some lube next time, Hector!

Posted by: The Strawman at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (zF6Iw)

171 146
Outside of the US, yes Portuguese and French are considered Latinos.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (X8gUA)

172 I hate this Motherfucker for making me hate him. I don't like to hate.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (32Ze2)

hey I love to hate. It keeps me young

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (M0mf2)

173 Conservatives say nothing about the illegal Irish in Boston because they are white.

I have not seen the refugee camp at Fenway Park yet.

Is that where David Ortiz hids his PEDs.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (OWjjx)

174
*based off*

Can't even properly countertroll today.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (JtwS4)

175 >>Posted by: jwest at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (u2a4R)
<<

Unless they have an I9, have been e-verified, had a criminal background check, and are not a felon they don't work on my property.

I tell every contractor that.

And that applies to everyone. No matter who they are.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:15 AM (GGCsk)

176 "Republicans as called racist not for opposing illegal immigration, but for racist attacks directed at Latinos"


Please provide an example of these 'racist attacks direct at Latinos' you refer to.


Show your work.

Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:15 AM (v0/PR)

177 Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (58ht/)

Good.

Allied tactics during WWII included destruction of civilian centers.

That was an existential fight, just like Israel's war against Hamas.

No difference, except for that pesky little detail: JEWS!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 11:15 AM (QFxY5)

178
>>>God, this is a depressing thread.

Yeah too early to drink

Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (3ZtZW)

179 161 142
Republicans as called racist not for opposing illegal immigration, but for racist attacks directed at Latinos. Conservatives say nothing about the illegal Irish in Boston because they are white. While Latinos are not viewed as white even if they are but most Republicansm

Buster, Irish are all in for Dems and have been since the 19th Century. Remember Tammany Hall?

Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (oDCMR)

180 Can't even properly countertroll today.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (JtwS4)

Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five...

Posted by: Tony Stark: at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (NfnJU)

181 150
All the racist insults hurled at Latinos by Republicans. Calling them mud people, parasites and vermin is pretty racist is you ask me.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (X8gUA)

182 Yeah too early to drink

Heretic!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (7HjKx)

183 I don't know about everyone else here, but I've said "fuck the Irish" more times than I can remember.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (fiCcn)

184 THERE'S A CONGRESSIONAL COUNTRY CLUB?!?

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (MMC8r)

185
Outside of the US, yes Portuguese and French are considered Latinos.

No they're not.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (JtwS4)

186 Yoo don't call me stoopid just because incoherent arguments and my spelling don't make

Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (tv7DV)

187 Outside of the US, yes Portuguese and French are considered Latinos.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:14 AM (X8gUA)



Fascinating, I know several from both countries, none have ever claimed to be Latino. Maybe they only make this claim when they go to Serbia to visit your cheap whore mother?

Posted by: mugiwara at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (D5hxK)

188 >>Yeah too early to drink<<

Says who? It's wine o'clock.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (GGCsk)

189 God, this is a depressing thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 11:09 AM (zF6Iw)
MPPPP, Did you get the map 1915 L.A.?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (R8hU8)

190 Calling them mud people, parasites and vermin is pretty racist is you ask me.

-------

Who, exactly, said that from the Republican party?

Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (A98Xu)

191 I am more and more convinced that Obama is actually the first Female President... because he THINKS like one.

Many Men know this exact tactic very well... its the pick pick pick at you until you yell, then the Tears to make it all your fault.... thus gaining advantage and often winning...

Problem is, it only really works short term, on fairly minor things.

If its a Major issue... it will work for short term, but invariably, as the problem is not solved... well... lets just say there is a reason divorce rates are so high.

Because once a certain anger level is reached... tears stop working... pity ends... using weakness as a club over the strong becomes counterproductive....

And things then tend to get ugly.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (84gbM)

192
>>>I hate this Motherfucker for making me hate him. I don't like to hate.

The only instructive thing I have to say about hate is that hate is reliable. Love is fickle, but hate is eternal. That's why there's so much of it in this world.

Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (3ZtZW)

193 Buster Brown-note sure knows how to beat a strawman but good.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (7ObY1)

194 153 I hate this Motherfucker for making me hate him. I don't like to hate.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:11 AM (32Ze2)

************

All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.

Posted by: Col. Andy Tanner at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (vgIRn)

195 Outside of the US, yes Portuguese and French are considered Latinos.


Unpossible. Have you ever seen a hedge trimmed by a Frenchman?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (fiCcn)

196 The racist attacks on Cruz, Justice Thomas, etc. are the core of the Lefty-race-baiting regime. They demand that every non-white must swear fealty to the plantation masters of the Democrat Party. As millions of minority children moulder in the big Dem-controlled cities, the scumbags at the top of the ladder feed off of their diminished lives. Without a storehouse of ignorant and impoverished dependents, the Dems would have no electoral sway, and their self-enrichment through Government pork dollars would dwindle away to nothing. Keeping minorities illiterate and poor is the unwritten First Plank in every Democrat platform.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (2cS/G)

197 You guys understand the troll is making up "facts" as he goes along.

So, in fairness, I shall do the same.

Its proven that trolls like Buster Brown have a small penis, no job prospects, lives in his Mom's basement and has issues of intimacy due to the various "Uncles" Mommy has brought home generally ignoring him.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (OWjjx)

198 Emails Show IRS And State Department Worked Together To Target Pro Israel Groups

Weasel Zippers

Well of course.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (M0mf2)

199 Torquemada... do not implore him for compassion.Torquemada... do not beg him for forgiveness.Torquemada... do not ask him for mercy.Let's face it,you can't Torquemada anything!

Posted by: Chief Monk at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (NfnJU)

200 MPPPP, Did you get the map 1915 L.A.?
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 11:17 AM (R8hU


Not yet. I got an e-mail from the company that archives the fire insurance maps, so I have to get back in touch with them.

Posted by: The Strawman at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (zF6Iw)

201 The French are special; they are named after a German tribe, but the bulk of the ethnic stock is Gaulish. Britany is so called because Cornish refugees migrated in and kept it Celtic to this day. So calling it "Latin" is really just linguistic.

The Italians on the other hand...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (F8Ali)

202 I hate this Motherfucker for making me hate him. I don't like to hate.


Hate is what keeps my cold, black heart warm.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (ltCGO)

203 Who, exactly, said that from the Republican party?


Don't stop him now, he's on a roll. Strawmen must be beaten, and Hector's the man for the job.

And his one-liners are a little better today than usual. The "French people are really Latinos" bit was actually pretty funny.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (7ObY1)

204 >>Unpossible. Have you ever seen a hedge trimmed by a Frenchman?

Or any other bush for that matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (g1DWB)

205 198 Emails Show IRS And State Department Worked Together To Target Pro Israel Groups

Weasel Zippers

Well of course.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

__________________________________

Wait, WHAT?!?!

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (eEBON)

206 I only hope we get a good looking female president with a nice set of cans. I comfortable looking at a rack while being lied to.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (GGCsk)

207 All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.
It is better to have loved and lost but it is great to hate and win!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (R8hU8)

208 Unpossible. Have you ever seen a hedge trimmed by a Frenchman?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 11:18 AM (fiCcn)

In the backyard, no

Posted by: Natalie Portman at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (NfnJU)

209 Whoops. Off, sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 11:20 AM (zF6Iw)

210 You know who else is a Latino.........Eskimos!

Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:21 AM (OWjjx)

211 I am more and more convinced that Obama is actually the first Female President... because he THINKS like one.

-------

No one will convince me that Valarie Jarrett isn't running the show.

Obama doesn't spend enough time thinking and planning. Really he's a figure head. Golf, fundraisers, vacations, come on he doesn't have time to think serious thoughts.

Posted by: Seems legit at July 29, 2014 11:21 AM (A98Xu)

212 Republicans should have kept the immigration issued as a legal matter. The emotionalism shown on this thread about this matter is why Obama is in a position to do his executive order legalizing illegals.

Conservatives have no one to blame now but yourselves.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:21 AM (X8gUA)

213 Little known fact.........certain breeds of dogs and cats are considered Latinos!

Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:21 AM (OWjjx)

214 You just racist against pedophiles like my favorite Harry Reid friend.

Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:22 AM (tv7DV)

215 206 I only hope we get a good looking female president with a nice set of cans. I comfortable looking at a rack while being lied to.


I ain't no ways tahred of showing my rack if it will get me votes.

Come and get 'em, boys! Whoops, where'd they sag to now. There they are, down by my cankles.

Look down, boys! Look down!


Posted by: Hillary! The Inevitable at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (7ObY1)

216 The ancient Greeks considered the Persians Latinos. That why they tried to stop them at Thermopylae.

Posted by: Butterface Brown at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (fiCcn)

217 First rule for winning a fight.... know when you're in one.

Posted by: Powderhouse Rules at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (Xv7f/)

218 Don't you find it funny that Obama claims Honduran children are subject to excessive violence (90 deaths per 100K people per year) and therefore deserve our mercy while Southside Chicago has maintained the exact same death rates per population for the past 40 years? Has anyone seen Chicago children seeking amnesty in Canada? And who, by the way, runs Chicago?

Posted by: Public School Teacher at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (oDCMR)

219 Odd that the Portuguese are considered latinos. Are the Spaniards? So two of the colonial powers are now lumped in with the victims of colonialism into the grievance group? And its our responsibility here in this country to atone for those injustices with amnesty?

Some people got a fucked up worldview.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (MMC8r)

220 201
Good point about the French.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (X8gUA)

221 Cloward Piven.

It is working.

/also, find it amusing that Glenn Beck, one of the first riders on the Cloward Piven train, is now all warm and fuzzy in regards to our "undocumented brothers and sisters."

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (25HWz)

222 Want another example of racist hate you people have against Latinos......o.k.

Bet you did not know that Kaboom Cereal............Latino!

Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:23 AM (OWjjx)

223 The Jooos were the Latinos of Babylon.

Posted by: Butterface Brown at July 29, 2014 11:24 AM (fiCcn)

224 184 THERE'S A CONGRESSIONAL COUNTRY CLUB?!?
Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:16 AM (MMC8r)

That's just the name of it.

Posted by: RWC at July 29, 2014 11:24 AM (fWAjv)

225 I play with myself and eat my own boogers.

Posted by: Busted Brown at July 29, 2014 11:24 AM (oDCMR)

226 Come on, Hector, call us teabaggers.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:24 AM (MMC8r)

227 Just got up. Having my coffee. Just read a few comments at the beginning of the thread. Has anyone busted the chops of that little shitweasel Buster Brown yet? Yeah, I know it's Hector, but I get tired of typing it's name.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (ECRys)

228 "Little known fact.........certain breeds of dogs and cats are considered Latinos!"

And they should all be granted the right to vote. Not doing so is mean, hateful and unfair.


Posted by: DNC at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (1BQGO)

229 You guys (Ace commenters) are the best - even on crappy subjects like this. Thanks for the laughs.

I think I'll have some Latino fries for lunch today - been a while.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (gfB4n)

230 Republicans have always done violence against Latinos.

The Confederacy......made up almost entirely of Latinos.

Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (OWjjx)

231
Latinoes speak ig-pay agin-lay!

Posted by: Buster: Hi, Man! at July 29, 2014 11:25 AM (H9JfJ)

232 It's well known that Chinamen are also Latinos. And getting all emotional and using racist words like Chinamen are why you conservatives are losing us Serbian-Latinos.

Posted by: Bustler Braun at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (D5hxK)

233
>>>You guys understand the troll is making up "facts" as he goes along.

He tends to conflate "republicans" with various neo-nazi and racist groups he may have heard of or from, mostly becoz they're linked as being "on the Right" in most people's minds and there is an assumption that if you are "on the Right" you must partake of everything *ascribed to be your point of view by your enemies*.

Which, if he took a moment to reflect upon, is the key part of how the powers that be on his nominal 'side'keep us at each others' throats.

Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (3ZtZW)

234 "Our forefathers, the Gauls-"

- the Third Republic's textbooks. Pretty famous quote; all over Google.

So no, the French (excepting maybe the Languedoc) did not consider themselves Latins.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (F8Ali)

235 Chetniks are Latinos too, racists.

Posted by: Hector's Big Book of Facts at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (dQoSM)

236 Jews? Latino! Except them Israle ones. We should not let in those kik

Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (tv7DV)

237
If Republicans hadn't insisted on throwing Latinos into volcanoes in Philadelphia, none of this would've happened.

Posted by: Buster ERG! at July 29, 2014 10:48 AM (yZoYb)







*snort*

Suck it, Hector.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (TIIx5)

238 Oh...I'm Latino, your Latino, he's Latino, she's Latino wouldn't you like to be Latino too?

Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (OWjjx)

239
Latinoes crunch Cheetoes in grottoes!

Posted by: Buster: Hi, Man! at July 29, 2014 11:26 AM (H9JfJ)

240 226 Come on, Hector, call us teabaggers.

And Hector, do tell us again how you're printing our comments out and using them as a Democratic "Recrootment" tool.

It's so cute when it fantasizes.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (7ObY1)

241 There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

Posted by: Nigel Powers at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (vgIRn)

242 Hate is what keeps my cold, black heart warm.

Between hate and depression, I'll take hate every time. It gives you reason to go on, where depression is a dark hole that you go deeper and deeper into. You don't care if there's a next day. Hate keeps you thinking, planning, moving forward.

Ren: "Im So Angry"
http://youtu.be/y0V4TZAyd8I?t=1m44s

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (7HjKx)

243 219

The term Latino outside of the US refers to anyone from Latin speaking country in Europe or the Americas. Whoever said Latinos are oppressed? I get you hate them, but at least try to understand that which you hate. Right now conservatives come across as ignorant on this subject.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (X8gUA)

244 My God, its full of Latinos!

Posted by: Dave Bowman at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (fiCcn)

245 All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid.
Posted by: Col. Andy Tanner at July 29, 2014

***

It keeps me warm

Posted by: Red Dawn quotester at July 29, 2014 11:27 AM (Xv7f/)

246 And of course it polls in their favor. HA linking to polling survey showing a 69 percent supermajority saying "kids" should be allowed to stay if its "unsafe to go home."

So where is the uproar going to come from when Bozo phone-pens his EO declaring them all newly-registered Democrats?

The 31 percent of h8ters will be frogmarched to camps.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (fAMNc)

247 A Fox reporter has called out the NBC reporter I'm always bitching about for acting like hamas mouthpiece.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (58ht/)

248 And Hector, do tell us again how you're printing our comments out and using them as a Democratic "Recrootment" tool.



It's so cute when it fantasizes.


Yeah, like his hamsters can even read.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (7HjKx)

249 EVERYBODY'S LATIN EXCEPT THE CUBANS!

Posted by: Buster Clown at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (MMC8r)

250
The Italians on the other hand...

So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin

Posted by: Clifford Worley at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (JtwS4)

251
Latinoes, like Obama, relish chihuahuas!

Posted by: Buster: Hi, Man! at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (H9JfJ)

252 I just love these Latino ices I get from the Italish vendor down the block.

Goes well with my Latino souvlaki.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (7ObY1)

253 For those of you who also have a "Shit List" like I do, here are a few more names to add:

Married movie star couple Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz joined director Pedro Almodovar to denounce Israel's campaign of self defense in Gaza.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (M0mf2)

254 A Latino is to Latin as a speak-o is to speak.

Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (fiCcn)

255 Obama has destroyed us. He can do anything. GOPE are pussies. They attack Palin and Cruz more than Obama. That is a fucking fact.

Posted by: Dan at July 29, 2014 11:29 AM (COpZ4)

256 I my reserch from the sites where I lern how evel them jooz are.

Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:29 AM (tv7DV)

257 Latinoes, like Obama, relish chihuahuas!


Appetizers.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (ltCGO)

258
I print out your comments of hate using a big soft lead number 2 pencil on the wide-space ruled pad of paper left over from when I failed kindergarten.

Posted by: Buster: Hi, Man! at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (H9JfJ)

259 My God, its full of Latinos!

I can point you to about half a dozen corners in our town where you don't want to be driving a pick up truck.

It's great when afternoon rolls around and they haven't done shit. They've been drinking 40's all morning - and are running out. That's when the knife fights start.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (7HjKx)

260 Hey Hector-

"We're just saying what the community wants. We didn't fight for a white male or female teacher to educate our babies," Crozier said. "We still are at these racial fault lines, and we want someone who will be able to think critically about those racial fault lines and how do we help heal, to restore the problems that have existed."

http://tinyurl.com/mfwqfbh

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (g1DWB)

261 Latin america is so dangerous because all the Latinos there. They has to come here to be safe!

Posted by: Bust my Brown, Obama! at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (tv7DV)

262 Lenny Ben-David
Without demilitarizing Gaza, Hamas in the next war will have guided GPS Iranian missiles, not just heavy lethal dumb rockets to hit Israel


Unfortunately, true...

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (58ht/)

263 234
Provençals and Aquitanians do refer to themselves as Latins.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:30 AM (X8gUA)

264 Ah, the smell of desperation. To gin up something he thinks he can control to divert attention away from the myriad failures he has both initiated and responded to. That it stirs up part his base is wonderful; that it stirs up his base in both support and opposition appears to be something he is ignorant of - or plain ignoring.

"Please impeach me! Give me something to get Democrats stirred up in righteous anger!"

"No."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enjoy a Hot MeanWich at the Outrage Outlet snackbar! at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (hLRSq)

265 253 For those of you who also have a "Shit List" like I do, here are a few more names to add:


When it comes to Hollyweird, I gave up on the shit list years ago. I've found it much easier to keep a list of the non-shitheads in show biz instead.

It's only takes about a half a page of paper that way.

I do it for the trees.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (7ObY1)

266 That stop sign.............its a Latino!

Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (OWjjx)

267 The Always Annoying Geraldo Rivera Outraged People Call Illegal Immigrants Illegals

Weasel Zippers

On the same show he also called on Fredo to blackmail Israel and threaten to withhold all aid to them if they do not toe the line

Fuck Wad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (M0mf2)

268 Oh...I'm Latino, your Latino, he's Latino, she's Latino wouldn't you like to be Latino too?

Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker

________________________________________

Wow, even David Naughton is Latino.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (eEBON)

269 254
A Latino is to Latin as a speak-o is to speak. Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (fiCcn)

Thread winner?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (CzJOg)

270 266 That stop sign.............its a Latino!

Does the stop sign say "ARRET"?

Because that's Latino for "stop," you know.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:32 AM (7ObY1)

271 Buster....examples of these 'racist attacks'?


Take your time....we'll wait.

Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (v0/PR)

272 That picture of Obama is the most appropriate picture of an American president in history.

When his is (FINALLY) gone, we need to erect a gigantic bronze statue of him in this pose.

Let it forever be a reminder.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (BZAd3)

273 However,let me make this clear......

O.J.Simpson.........Not Latino!

Posted by: Buster Brown, Census Worker at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (OWjjx)

274 Between hate and depression, I'll take hate every time. It gives you reason to go on, where depression is a dark hole that you go deeper and deeper into. You don't care if there's a next day. Hate keeps you thinking, planning, moving forward.

I'd like to take hate, but when I see Obama geting away with anything he wants and fools like Hector cheering the destruction of their own country, I'm irreversibly drawn to depression. The criminals in charge will never suffer for their treason.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (zF6Iw)

275
>>>A Latino is to Latin as a speak-o is to speak.

And.....did you know that persons from the Iberian Peninsula were considered Irish for all intents and purposes up until around the 1920s? There are a significant number of Irish/celtic place names and words within the Spanish language so..... Irish are brown people.

Posted by: Bigby's Swearsies at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (3ZtZW)

276 Should we call them illegaltinos?

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (MMC8r)

277
Javier Bardem gave the best creepy bad guy performance ever in "No Country for Old Men" and Penelope Cruz showed her boobies when they were young and perfect.

They're entertainers. I don't care about their politics. I have no idea how David Ortiz votes but I love to watch him swing.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (JtwS4)

278 At this point I don't think there is much we can do. obama knows that if Repubs. "resist" too much they will be labeled as racist children haters...

Win, win for him...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (9+ccr)

279 That stop sign.............its a Latino!

Does the stop sign say "ARRET"?

Because that's Latino for "stop," you know.


ALTO
ese

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (ltCGO)

280 A Portuguese, an Italian and a Frenchman walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here."

And all three answer: "What have you got against Latinos, anyway?"



Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (7ObY1)

281 Should we call them illegaltinos?

Barkeep, I'll have an illegaltini!

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (dQoSM)

282 OJ was Jewish - they called him the "Jooo-ooce". That's why it's ok to hate OJ.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (gfB4n)

283 The 31 percent of h8ters will be frogmarched to camps.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 29, 2014 11:28 AM (fAMNc)


Stacked poll.... unsafe to go home needs to have proof behind it.

its like asking... Well... seeing as how they will all die horrible deaths if we send them back, are you a baby killer who supports sending them back?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (84gbM)

284 Fuck Wad
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:31 AM (M0mf2)

He gives douche bags a reason to feel good about themselves.

"At least I'm not like Geraldo!"

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (BZAd3)

285 276 Should we call them illegaltinos?

********

That's like a mojito except with cilantro instead of mint, right?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (vgIRn)

286 The ignorance of the commentators on this thread about Latin people is just another example of being isolated shut ins. Travel, read books and meet people from different parts of the world. It will make you a better person and you realize your ignorance was wrong.

Racism and Bigotry build back a person's intellectual development.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (X8gUA)

287 Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking of getting these. What say the Horde?


http://bit.ly/Xa0qH4

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)

288 Let's dance.

Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (QupBk)

289 Are latinos like oreos?

Posted by: Busted Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (oDCMR)

290 To be fair, the GOP didn't actually throw any Latinos into the volcano until the last few minutes of the movie. You really had to watch the whole thing.

Did we ever settle just what the symbolic significance of the volcano was?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (xq1UY)

291
The hamas main command bunker is beneath Shifa Hospital and everyone knows it. In fact, it is where Hamas meets with reporters.

http://goo.gl/vEkAcs

Worth a read. It explains why reporters are deleting their tweets. While the patients may be real, it is still one big Pallywood production.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (58ht/)

292 286 The ignorance of the commentators on this thread about Latin people is just another example of being isolated shut ins. Travel, read books and meet people from different parts of the world. It will make you a better person and you realize your ignorance was wrong.

What?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (9+ccr)

293 These times are so interesting. I want to live long enough to see how it works out. The suspense is killing me.

No Drama Obama, my third hand.

Posted by: Dizzie's Almost Good Food Service at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (dIjcF)

294 Did we ever settle just what the symbolic significance of the volcano was?


Meg Ryan's gash?

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (7ObY1)

295 Yep.
Another word for Diversity is Not Having Very Much In Common.
America is 330M now and we don't agree on anything anymore.
So you'd think a wise public policy would be to, as much as possible, leave each other alone since we no longer agree on what is decent and moral.
But that's no how Diverse societies operate. Diverse societies tend to fight even more about gaining the reins of power so you can force your morality down the throats of those fucking scumbags on the other side.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 29, 2014 11:36 AM (ZPrif)

296 >>Racism and Bigotry build back a person's intellectual development.

Is that Latin?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (g1DWB)

297 I have no idea how David Ortiz votes but I love to watch him swing. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (JtwS4)

Uhh, I think I'd phrase that differently, especially HERE.......

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (gfB4n)

298 287 Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking of getting these. What say the Horde?


http://bit.ly/Xa0qH4

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)


When it comes to shoes....if you like 'em, get 'em.

Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (v0/PR)

299
Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking of getting these. What say the Horde?

The Horde says "fap, fap, fap".

Why should today be any different?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (JtwS4)

300 Hey, I'm as down with deporting the illegal Chinese, illegal Swedes, illegal Canadians, illegal Irish, illegal Germans, illegal Nigerians, illegal Australians, illegal Saudis, illegal Siberians and the illegal Dutch as much as I'm down with deporting the illegal Hondurans.

But somehow, I'm a raaaaaaaacis'.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (MMC8r)

301 278 At this point I don't think there is much we can do. obama knows that if Repubs. "resist" too much they will be labeled as racist children haters...

Win, win for him...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:34 AM (9+ccr)

Which you fight with FACTS...

I'm not wanting to send home the very few real children who will be put in jeopardy if we do... but the OTHER 85%? The Adults? Send them back!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (84gbM)

302 Ai Yi Yi Yi I am the Frito

LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOUilxJWm24

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (JBggj)

303 Is that Latin?

Peruvian, I think.

Maybe Austrian.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (PYAXX)

304 Stocking up on ammo. I know I'm a little late, but am ready for rebellion. Already have my JIPTL set.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (Ec6wH)

305 Holy shit! I just looked at my birth certificate. I'm latino too. On the "Time of Birth" it reads -- Siesta.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (ECRys)

306 AtC, ISWYDT.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (eEBON)

307 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)

No.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (QFxY5)

308 Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (X8gUA)

-----

Yeah.... cause going to Cancun teaches you sooooo much about Latino culture.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (nELVU)

309 At least Hector finally brought teh funneh today.

He's learning. Slowly, on a curve. Baby steps, baby steps...

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (7ObY1)

310 When it comes to shoes....if you like 'em, get 'em.
Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (v0/PR)


I actually do really like those and, hilariously, I could probably find them in my size.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (mf5HN)

311 Where Buster keeps his hamsters, it's too dark to read anyway

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (F8Ali)

312 ugg.... mismatched socks

Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (nELVU)

313 The Irish -- America's proto-Latinos

Posted by: San Patricio at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (Xv7f/)

314 I'm so happy that I, a proud Conquistador-American, get Affirmative Action against you lowly, vile, pasty white people.

Posted by: Emilio Estevez at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (ZPrif)

315 The horde says fap
The page is white
Together we learn to read and write

Posted by: Citizen X at July 29, 2014 11:39 AM (7ObY1)

316
I actually do really like those and, hilariously, I could probably find them in my size.

And a short tartan skirt. Promise?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:40 AM (JtwS4)

317 When it comes to shoes....if you like 'em, get 'em. Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 11:37 AM (v0/PR)

Agreed. My eyes rarely get that low.....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:40 AM (gfB4n)

318 The ignorance of the commentators on this thread about Latin people is just another example of being isolated shut ins.


Hector, like the rest of the left, confuzzles ignorance for caring.

I don't care.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:41 AM (ltCGO)

319 The racist attacks on Cruz, Justice Thomas, etc. are
the core of the Lefty-race-baiting regime. They demand that every
non-white must swear fealty to the plantation masters of the Democrat
Party. As millions of minority children moulder in the big
Dem-controlled cities, the scumbags at the top of the ladder feed off of
their diminished lives. Without a storehouse of ignorant and
impoverished dependents, the Dems would have no electoral sway, and
their self-enrichment through Government pork dollars would dwindle away
to nothing. Keeping minorities illiterate and poor is the unwritten
First Plank in every Democrat platform.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2014 11:19 AM (2cS/G)



That should be on billboards across the country.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2014 11:41 AM (FMbng)

320 Okay, here's a little story to take the steam off asshole Buster Brown. My Mom used to take my wife and kids on indulgence shopping, which, included the Buster Brown shoe store (very high quality boy's shoes). They walked in, and my lead foreman from the mill, was in the chair getting fitted. Now Lefty, the lead foreman, was a snappy dresser and about 5"3', and would have had a wonderful career as a jockey. He told my wife and mom that he could get really good quality shoes for less money at the boy's store, and please don't tell anybody.Of course they did and I blabbed it to anyone in the mill who would listen.

Posted by: Bill at July 29, 2014 11:41 AM (N2A89)

321 I cannot stress how important it is we have institutional racism in government and corporate American to benefit oppressed groups like blacks, women, gays, and, of course, Conquistador-Americans.

Posted by: Emilio Estevez at July 29, 2014 11:42 AM (ZPrif)

322 "Golfer at Congressional Country Club finds President Obama's golf ball"

Too bad the guy didn't find President Obama's right and left ball instead.

Posted by: OldSailor at July 29, 2014 11:42 AM (2oNjs)

323 Keeping minorities illiterate and poor ** AND ADDICITED TO GOVERNMENT DOLLARS** is the unwritten First Plank in every Democrat platform.

***

Fixed... for accuracy.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (nELVU)

324 287 Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking of getting these. What say the Horde?

***

Depends. How do you plan to accessorize? (If short plaid skirt and knee sox, then yes, definitely.)

Posted by: Claude at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (Xv7f/)

325 Too bad the guy didn't find President Obama's right and left ball instead. Posted by: OldSailor at July 29, 2014 11:42 AM (2oNjs)

Mooch wasn't there.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (CzJOg)

326 It occurs to me that those Palestinians who would like Hamas out of the driver's seat, are just as powerless as conservatives are here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (/GgDU)

327 Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking of getting these. What say the Horde?


http://bit.ly/Xa0qH4

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)
************
1972 called. They want their shoes back.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:43 AM (32Ze2)

328 I was anticipating more of this conquistador talk in the Boko Haram thread yesterday...

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (eEBON)

329 AtC, ISWYDT.
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:38 AM (eEBON)



By the insanity of cthulhu, someone else gets it.

Dude, I thought that was really damn obvious.

The rest of you? GET OFF MY LAWN.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (mf5HN)

330 Look I don't know who has the ban hammer today but it is time to get rid of the troll. It's like a bad meal that keeps coming back up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (M0mf2)

331 There are a significant number of Irish/celtic place names and words
within the Spanish language so..... Irish are brown people.


What about Irish influence on Walloon? I'm still stuck on half the Belgian soccer team being named "Kevin."

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (/kI1Q)

332 322 "Golfer at Congressional Country Club finds President Obama's golf ball"

Too bad the guy didn't find President Obama's right and left ball instead.

***

Those are on Michelle's mantle. In a jar.

Posted by: Draper at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (Xv7f/)

333 Life is too short to deal with fools who will mock the wisdom of one's words.

I would feel sorry for the people here living in ignorance and bigotry. But most of you are just white trash assholes. If wallowing in hate and end time fantasies is what makes your day, that is a sign of your evil souls.

Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (X8gUA)

334 Which you fight with FACTS...

I'm not wanting to send home the very few real children who will be put in jeopardy if we do... but the OTHER 85%? The Adults? Send them back!


Send them all back. Not my circus, not my clowns.
If conservatives put forth the Chavez Airlift, we would be accused of meddling in another country's affairs.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (ltCGO)

335 Racism and Bigotry build back a person's intellectual development.
Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (X8gUA)

That made no sense whatsoever, so par for the course.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enjoy a Hot MeanWich at the Outrage Outlet snackbar! at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (hLRSq)

336 The best solution is for us to send in a team to secure the damaging photos Jarrett must have of Boehner so he will feel confident enough to stop Obama. Sure we should have done this a few years ago, but better late than never.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (gxtMZ)

337 My Mom used to take my wife and kids on indulgence shopping, which,
included the Buster Brown shoe store (very high quality boy's shoes).
=======
My Mom did the same. The BB store in downtown Detroit (pre-67, The Golden City) had a big brown goose toy in the middle of the store. If you pushed the head down (after buying the shoes, of course) an egg filled with kids' stuff would roll out of the appropriate orifice.

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2014 11:45 AM (JBggj)

338 Sure, my family may have brought over the diseases that wiped out the amerindian tribes. And, sure, my family bought and sold slaves in the Caribbean. And, sure, my family is fantastically wealthy from our sugar plantations staffed by the descendants of the slaves we used to own -- which we had to buy cause all the Indians died off.

But that doesn't make us any less Latino. America owes reparations to proud Conquistador-Americans like me and my family.

Viva La Raza! Or at least give me some minority set-aside government contracts.

Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 11:46 AM (ZPrif)

339 Hey, you legal eagles here, put me some f'n knowledge please.

In one of the news dump stories (about the judge banging ex-wife of defendant in custody case), the author used the phrase
"slapped with a tether."

What the hell does that mean (use small words, not legalese, I am a moron).

Posted by: Normal man, now hoisting some sort of flag at July 29, 2014 11:46 AM (agLwc)

340 330 Look I don't know who has the ban hammer today but it is time to get rid of the troll. It's like a bad meal that keeps coming back up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (M0mf2
)

Well, he's as boring as hit. Like that guy with 3 names who would show up and yell at us for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 11:47 AM (58ht/)

341 In one of the news dump stories (about the judge banging ex-wife of defendant in custody case), the author used the phrase
"slapped with a tether."

What the hell does that mean (use small words, not legalese, I am a moron).


Kink.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (ltCGO)

342
The ignorance of the commentators on this thread about Latin people is
just another example of being isolated shut ins. Travel, read books and
meet people from different parts of the world. It will make you a better
person and you realize your ignorance was wrong.




Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (X8gUA)
So, how many years did you live in Latin America? Maybe you can tell me about about your Latino in-laws. I'd like to compare notes.

Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (1BQGO)

343 Hector is very disappointed in us.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (MMC8r)

344 340 330 Look I don't know who has the ban hammer today but it is time to get rid of the troll. It's like a bad meal that keeps coming back up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 11:44 AM (M0mf2)

The quality of trolls sure has gone down...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (9+ccr)

345 331 There are a significant number of Irish/celtic place names and words
within the Spanish language so..... Irish are brown people.

What about Irish influence on Walloon? I'm still stuck on half the Belgian soccer team being named "Kevin.

***

Che Guevera was a Lynch from County Galway. Seriously.

Posted by: San Patricio at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (Xv7f/)

346 The rest of you? GET OFF MY LAWN.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting

______________________________________

This might explain why my Thom McAn joke fell flat the other day...

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (eEBON)

347 the author used the phrase "slapped with a tether."

Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.

Posted by: The mortal formerly known as the demon Anyanka at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (PYAXX)

348 Buster Brown, aka the Need for Ban Hammer.

Posted by: Bill at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (N2A89)

349
The rest of you? GET OFF MY LAWN.

Your Maliciousness, all of us old enough to remember the brand got it.

There is rarely time for "ISWYDT" to stay in the brainpan long enough to type it before it is chased out by "Catholic schoolgirl skirt!"

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (JtwS4)

350 the author used the phrase "slapped with a tether."

Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.


Zoot is most happy.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 11:49 AM (ltCGO)

351 This might explain why my Thom McAn joke fell flat the other day...
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:48 AM (eEBON)


Hmmmm. Yes.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:49 AM (mf5HN)

352 That picture of Obama is the most appropriate picture of an American president in history.



When his is (FINALLY) gone, we need to erect a gigantic bronze statue of him in this pose.



Let it forever be a reminder.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- at July 29, 2014 11:33 AM (BZAd3)


But do we label it Pee Wee Herman?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2014 11:49 AM (FMbng)

353 Hector arrived here being a huge dick many moons ago, was rebuffed, and now is merely exercising his poor little butthurt for attention.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:50 AM (MMC8r)

354 There is rarely time for "ISWYDT" to stay in the brainpan long enough to type it before it is chased out by "Catholic schoolgirl skirt!"

Ah, I remember those days. When I was in HS the Nuns had a ruler and they would measure the length of your skirt because it had to be a certain number of inches below your knees. Of course as soon as we could we would roll the waist band to make them shorter when they weren't around...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 11:51 AM (9+ccr)

355 Giving Affirmative Action to all latinos is like giving Affirmative Action to all Southerners cause slavery happened in the South 150 years ago and nobody wanted to bother figuring out who had been the slaves and who had been the slave-owners, so ... fuck it ... just give AA to everybody in Georgia.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at July 29, 2014 11:51 AM (ZPrif)

356 Buster Brown also had the 'X-Ray Your Feet" kiosk..., until someone pointed out that it would rot your feet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2014 11:51 AM (/GgDU)

357 Posted by: Buster Brown at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (X8gUA)

You do realize that South America and Central America is made up of many different countries, right? And that these countries all have different cultures? An Argentinian is not a Colombian and is not a Honduran and they get pretty ticked off when you lump them all together. You did know that, right? Because if you didn't, lecturing someone on racism while exhibiting the classic "they all are alike" is pretty darn indicative of gross stupidity and racism.

BTW - Where's Tige?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Enjoy a Hot MeanWich at the Outrage Outlet snackbar! at July 29, 2014 11:52 AM (hLRSq)

358 Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking of getting these. What say the Horde?





http://bit.ly/Xa0qH4

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:35 AM (mf5HN)

Since I myself am well know for wearing shoes so stylish that a model I know once described them as "Birth Control Shoes" I am unable to comment on what any one else chooses to wear.

Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2014 11:52 AM (ylhEn)

359 Indiana has a ginormous budget surplus.
--
Call me a RINO, but maybe could we use a little bit of it to get the rotting animal carcasses off I-65? There was a raccoon holocaust up by Lowell over the weekend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (/kI1Q)
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What about me? I am so incomplete.

Posted by: I-69, the 30 + year highway project at July 29, 2014 11:52 AM (5cjj3)

360 Guys! You guuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyssssssss. Why are we discussing the cretin who is debasing the good name of Buster Brown when we can be discussing this?


http://jamjarny.com/shop-goods/jar-pies/

Jar. Pies.


Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (mf5HN)

361 New advertising for the site:

Ace of Spade HQ

Come for the hate filled racism; Stay for the end time fantasies and that nourishes your evil souls.

I think it's a game changer.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (BZAd3)

362 I see that RDBrewer has linked an article about Tom Petty's new album. SiriusXM has had a Tom Petty channel going for the last few days and I got his story of how the Travelling Wilburys was formed. Hilarious, as are most of his low key stories.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (eEBON)

363 Come for the hate filled racism; Stay for the end time fantasies and that nourishes your evil souls.

I think it's a game changer.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (BZAd3)

---

Not bad.... not bad at all.... but needs more misogyny.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (nELVU)

364 All the body English in the world couldn't help TFG.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (0HooB)

365 Come for the hate filled racism; Stay for the end time fantasies and that nourishes your evil souls.

I think it's a game changer.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM (BZAd3)


That reminds me. I need to order some more bell jars.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (mf5HN)

366 Ohhhhh. Pie.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (/kI1Q)

367 >>I would feel sorry for the people here living in ignorance and bigotry. But most of you are just white trash assholes.

You mad bro?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (g1DWB)

368 As someone who recently discovered my grandmother was half Cuban, which makes me 1/8th Cuban and therefore a Proud Latino, I demand reparations for the pain and suffering of not realizing this when I applied to college.

I had to go to a fucking State school. If I knew I could have checked the hispanic box back then my pasty ass could have gone to a much better school.

I blame white people.

Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (ZPrif)

369 Not bad.... not bad at all.... but needs more misogyny.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (nELVU)

So much to hate... So little time.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (BZAd3)

370 Yuval Levin is part of the problem. He was a member of Bush's domestic policy team and has been one of Paul Ryan's top advisors. I suspect that the bulk of Ryan's high-profile proposals have been Levin's work. Currently, Levin is a headliner in the "Reform Conservatism" movement, along with other limp-wristed pseudo-conservative intellectuals such as Ross Douthat, Reiham Salam, and Ramesh Ponnuru.

Yuval Levin doesn't have any principled objection to bestowing citizenship upon millions of illiterate lawbreakers. He's fundamentally in favor of "comprehensive immigration reform." Here he is in his own words, from The Weekly Standard:

"Mass deportation is neither desirable nor possible, but a ready path to citizenship without consequences is not appropriate either. We will need to find a series of middling options that mix compassion with prudence, humanitarianism with a respect for the law, in a variety of ways suited to the varying circumstances of this enormous population."

In other words, he thinks the answer is a range of half-hearted "consequences" for the fence-jumpers, followed by some kind of permanent guest-worker program, but, in Levin's mind, such a solution can't be described as amnesty. As his boy Ryan says, "amnesty is wiping the slate clean and not paying any penalty for having done something wrong."

Mark my words, Levin's the enemy. All of those think-tankers slaving away in the Beltway policy mines are.

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (I0DcF)

371 Indiana has a ginormous budget surplus.
--
Call me a RINO, but maybe could we use a little bit of it to get the rotting animal carcasses off I-65? There was a raccoon holocaust up by Lowell over the weekend.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 10:45 AM (/kI1Q)
------------
That's why I wanted to turn as many highways as possible over to foreign toll operators. They would keep those carcasses off the road.

Posted by: Mitchy The Bitch Daniels - Collegiate Fundraiser at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (5cjj3)

372 But most of you are just white trash assholes.
------------------------------------


That would be White Hispanic Trash assholes.

Posted by: Roy at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (VndSC)

373 Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:53 AM
======
Madeline Kahn.

Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2014 11:56 AM (JBggj)

374 JEWS!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Isn't that spelled JOOS!!!11ty or are you being antisemitic again.

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (DL2i+)

375 If the Republicans take the Senate, I'll have twice as many evil people to blame and everybody will feel sorry for me.

Posted by: Angry Whining Hussein at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (wAQA5)

376 Apropos of nothing, I'm thinking of getting these. What say the Horde?


Anything you wear, Your Malevolence, will be fine.

Really.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (0HooB)

377 That reminds me. I need to order some more bell jars.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (mf5HN)

Is that your company?

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (BZAd3)

378 Buster is a Dreamer. He needs Obama to legitimize his wretched existence.

But then again, isn't that what Obama seeks, the issue that will cause us to see him as legitimate? Unfortunately, he polarized the country and he will never reach his inner goal.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (9eAbl)

379 Okay, I put food out on my front porch to feed a couple of feral cats in the neighborhood. So far, I feeding the cats, two opossums (one a three-legged critter), and a skunk. Came home with the skunk feeding his face last night.

See! I'm not racist.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 11:57 AM (ECRys)

380 I now know what AtC did with her shoe picture. I am getting old..... and dumb. I am usually much more perceptive.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 11:58 AM (32Ze2)

381 Why would you make a pie out of jars?

Posted by: Bigbys cellphone at July 29, 2014 11:58 AM (c/iSZ)

382 Meeester Hector, he say we boring, but he be back. Oh, yes, he be back tomorrow.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 11:58 AM (MMC8r)

383 He's doing whatever he wants. IBD editorial last night was about his abuse of power, even if it costs dems primary seats.
I'm using iPad & can't do a tiny URL from here.
Jeff Session gave great speech on senate floor yesterday.

Posted by: Carol at July 29, 2014 11:58 AM (sj3Ax)

384 Ohhhhh. Pie.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 11:55 AM (/kI1Q)


In. A. Jar.


Pie in a jar. Jar pie.

This is much classier than just squirting Reddi Whip into a can of cherry pie filling and eating it with a spoon. Like people do. Other people. People who are not me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

385 He's not golfing in that photo, he's trying out for the High School Majorettes.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2014 11:59 AM (wAQA5)

386 Okay, I put food out on my front porch to feed a couple of feral cats in the neighborhood. So far, I feeding the cats, two opossums (one a three-legged critter), and a skunk. Came home with the skunk feeding his face last night.

---

Why???

They're not Democrats.... the critters will take care of themselves....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 11:59 AM (nELVU)

387 Pie in a jar. Jar pie.

This is much classier than just squirting Reddi Whip into a can of cherry pie filling and eating it with a spoon. Like people do. Other people. People who are not me.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at July 29, 2014 11:59 AM (mf5HN)

Good plan... Who needs the crust with all those carbs?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (9+ccr)

388 Come for the hate filled racism; Stay and take your pants off for the end time fantasies and that nourishes your evil souls. And Boobies.



FIFY

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (Wokrp)

389 Okay, I put food out on my front porch to feed a couple of feral cats in the neighborhood.

Well *there's* yer problem...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (PYAXX)

390 286

I've seen that term "shut ins" used repeatedly here by a troll of a different name. I suspect Buster brown boy is really one and the same.

Posted by: Foul Harold at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (FGvan)

391 On twitchy:

Jon Lovitz: 'Sad to hear Americans defending Hamas terrorists,'' If hate me for backing Israel, f**k them'

http://tinyurl.com/c9laklg

Posted by: Tami at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (v0/PR)

392 A smart candidate might use what President Putts is doing right now to ask African Americans how they feel about a party (and a president) which cares more about brown people than black people.

People who are coming here illegally - and being allowed to stay - are getting better bennies than black people who have been getting only crumbs for generations.

And they don't have to pay taxes, work, purchase health care, etc.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (PZ6/M)

393 As a newly discovered Proud Latino thanks to my half-Cuban grandma, I thought at first my pale complexion, red hair, and full name of William Willington Esquire the Third might cause confusion when I checked the hispanic box.

But I've discovered that all the hiring agencies and Diversity Nazis are too gutless to challenge me on my proud Conquistador-American heritage -- that or they are so eager to boost their Diversity #s that they don't care.

Either way, I blame white people. I could be so much richer if I realized this 15 years ago.

Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (ZPrif)

394 Good plan... Who needs the crust with all those carbs?

You mean the cinnamon & sugar delivery system?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (PYAXX)

395 This is much classier than just squirting Reddi Whip into


the mouth.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (ltCGO)

396 Oh, the Serbian Ninnyja is back. Truly we are blessed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (QKbPo)

397 CONGRESSIONAL COUNTRY CLUB

There's 2 others within cart range of it.
It really is "Good to be the King".

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (DL2i+)

398 Feeding a stray cat is like giving money to homeless people

Posted by: Bigbys cellphone at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (c/iSZ)

399 FIFY
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (Wokrp)

I like it!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (BZAd3)

400 Hey, I'm married to a Latina, and my kids are Hispanic. We are oppressed! My family demands and apology and reparations for centuries of suffering.

No justice, no peace!

Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (1BQGO)

401 395 This is much classier than just squirting Reddi Whip into


the mouth.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13

__________________________________________

Just the tip of the nozzle...

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (eEBON)

402 Good plan... Who needs the crust with all those carbs?

You mean the cinnamon & sugar delivery system?


Uh, sugar = carbs, too.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (MMC8r)

403
Golfer at Congressional Country Club finds President Obama's golf ball"

Good thing he didn't run into Sasquatch out there in the woods.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (wAQA5)

404 May we have a do-over, please?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (HVff2)

405 Golfer at Congressional Country Club finds President Obama's golf ball:

Reggie farted?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (0HooB)

406 Uh, sugar = carbs, too.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (MMC8r)


I'm pretty sure it's an unwritten rule that sugar in pie doesn't count.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (PYAXX)

407 Bill Clinton was impeached. Impact? Zero. He's the most beloved and trusted ex-president, according to some biased poll.

Impeaching Obama will have no impact at all. He won't step down. He won't stop. He'll keep doing what he's doing.

Posted by: Null at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (P7hip)

408 Feeding a stray cat is like giving money to homeless people

Hey!

Posted by: Brian Setzer at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (dQoSM)

409 402 Good plan... Who needs the crust with all those carbs?

You mean the cinnamon & sugar delivery system?

Uh, sugar = carbs, too

Don't spoil it for me. I need to rationalize...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (9+ccr)

410 No justice, no peace!
Posted by: jsr at July 29, 2014 12:02 PM (1BQGO)

Sounds good. But first your wife will blow me.

OK?

Posted by: Mel at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (BZAd3)

411 OK must find lunch wherever its hiding

Posted by: Bigbys cellphone at July 29, 2014 12:04 PM (c/iSZ)

412 But most of you are just white trash assholes.

Thank -you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 12:04 PM (M0mf2)

413 May we have a do-over, please?
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Sorry, one do-over is the limit.

Posted by: Citizen The Fuc*ed at July 29, 2014 12:04 PM (5cjj3)

414 Feeding a stray cat is like giving money to homeless people
Posted by: Bigbys cellphone at July 29, 2014 12:01 PM (c/iSZ)


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Perhaps. But they've got much better manners than the homeless do, and they never bitch that it isn't enough.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:05 PM (ECRys)

415 People who are coming here illegally - and being allowed to stay - are getting better bennies than black people who have been getting only crumbs for generations.

#BrownIsTheNewBlack

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 29, 2014 12:05 PM (zF6Iw)

416 Thank -you
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 29, 2014 12:04 PM (M0mf2)

Really! I feel like I just got a promotion.

Posted by: Mel at July 29, 2014 12:06 PM (BZAd3)

417 #BrownIsTheNewBlack

That reminds me. What happened to Michelle's sad #SaveOurGirls" campaign?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:06 PM (9+ccr)

418 Yes, the MO has been obvious for some time, every time.

Create a phone wedge issue to force principled conservatives to come out "against" something you can claim is "for" ___________ [fill in blank of pander group of the day]. And so, conservatives are portrayed as "anti- __________ "

Its a kind of pandering on steroids that is maddeningly effective.

Very difficult to explain to a given self-identified interest group that the ones promising you the sun, the moon and every star are more concerned about demonizing someone who says, "no, not the stars too" than about "helping you."

Pandering, like its kissing cousin flattery, is almost without limit in effectiveness on weak and self-absorbed people.

Posted by: NYC Parent at July 29, 2014 12:07 PM (HEo6y)

419 I'm pretty sure it's an unwritten rule that sugar in pie doesn't count.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (PYAXX)


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The sugar and the carbs cancel each other out. So pie is really the ideal diet food.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:07 PM (ECRys)

420 The sugar and the carbs cancel each other out. So pie is really the ideal diet food.
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:07 PM (ECRys)

I'm convinced.

No! Really!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:09 PM (BZAd3)

421 The sugar and the carbs cancel each other out. So pie is really the ideal diet food.
Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:07 PM (ECRys)

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Only if its's peach..... or strawberry rhubarb....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 12:09 PM (nELVU)

422 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:03 PM (PYAXX)

Especially if the crust is made with lard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 12:10 PM (QFxY5)

423 What's up, Duck?

Posted by: fluffy: White trash asshole at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (Ua6T/)

424 I would like detailed explanation of why mass deportations is not a practical solution to our problem.

Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (QupBk)

425 That reminds me. What happened to Michelle's sad #SaveOurGirls" campaign?
Posted by: Hello
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Turns out that the Haram guys don't have twitter accounts. How was I supposed to know?

Posted by: Cluelessly feckless in the WH at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (vPh3W)

426 We're being called white trash assholes by someone that claims he's not a bigot .
OK !!

Posted by: awkward davies at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (Z+Mqb)

427 This is bound to get massive air time:

http://tinyurl.com/mrkfysp

Whoops. Forgot.

Israel is evil.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (BZAd3)

428 Perhaps. But they've got much better manners than the homeless do, and they never bitch that it isn't enough.


And when they crap on your lawn, they bury it.

Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (ltCGO)

429 But most of you are just white trash assholes.

Have we met?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (4WhSY)

430 I would like detailed explanation of why mass deportations is not a practical solution to our problem.
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (QupBk)
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Well, because everyone agrees that it is not.

Posted by: Your Overlords (We're here for you) at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (5cjj3)

431 I would like detailed explanation of why mass deportations is not a practical solution to our problem.
Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 12:11 PM (QupBk)


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Eisenhower did it. And it was swift and complete.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (ECRys)

432 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at July 29, 2014 12:00 PM (PZ6/M)

You lost me at "smart candidate".

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 29, 2014 12:13 PM (o3MSL)

433 I guess we're supposed to be upset about being called white trash assholes?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at July 29, 2014 12:13 PM (Wokrp)

434 I would like detailed explanation of why mass deportations is not a practical solution to our problem.
Posted by: toby928
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That's easy, you just gen up a bunch of staggering expenses related to lawyers, buses, etc. etc.

It's pretty much like the process of 'proving' that the death penalty is more expensive than lifetime incarceration.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Etc., etc. at July 29, 2014 12:14 PM (/GgDU)

435 I think we can all agree that the important thing is that my lily-white 1/16th Cuban children get Affirmative Action when they apply to college.

We all agree on that, right? We must help the Children of Color. Even the red-headed freckly ones. Especially the red-headed freckly ones.

Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 12:14 PM (ZPrif)

436 Very difficult to explain to a given self-identified interest group that the ones promising you the sun, the moon and every star are more concerned about demonizing someone who says, "no, not the stars too" than about "helping you."

That's true.

It's also true that offering to give people More Free Stuff tends to win out over those who suggest Less Free Shit.

Until the immovable object of public dept meets the irresistible force of demand for Free Shit.

That doesn't only apply to low-income demographics (or democrat voters) either. The document designed to limit the ability of the federal government to be everything to everybody has been perverted to the point of near-meaninglessness.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 29, 2014 12:14 PM (SY2Kh)

437 I'm thinking of getting these.

Those used to be considered appropriate shoes for boys. Hairy Reid may have been involved in the ad campaign.

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 12:14 PM (DL2i+)

438 Peruvians were the first Latinos. True!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (/D9Jb)

439 Neither party wants to promote the notion of objective standards of right or wrong. You are supposed to accept the subjective standard of what your crew is likely to be able to get away with. This is of great benefit to them, as their own lowest common denominator of honor, integrity and ability become the ceiling of what Ought To Be Done, rather than proving their unfitness to serve.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (HZLYB)

440 This is bound to get massive air time:


Mooj on mooj. Doesn't happen.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (MMC8r)

441 and they never bitch that it isn't enough.

Birds do.

Look, you want suet, you go tell the raccoons to bring my fucking suet feeder back. Until then all you get is seeds.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (/kI1Q)

442 I would like detailed explanation of why mass deportations is not a practical solution to our problem.

They have enough money and time to spy on each and every innocent American, so there goes that excuse.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 29, 2014 12:16 PM (0HooB)

443 I would like detailed explanation of why mass deportations is not a practical solution to our problem.

Because that doesn't lower wages or get Democrats elected.

Perhaps you misunderstand what the problem is.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:16 PM (MMC8r)

444 That's a picture of a corksoaker.

Posted by: Erowmero at July 29, 2014 12:17 PM (go5uR)

445 I guess we're supposed to be upset about being called white trash assholes?

To be honest, I'm not thrilled with the "asshole" descriptor. I can't really complain much about the rest of it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 29, 2014 12:17 PM (4WhSY)

446 435 I think we can all agree that the important thing is that my lily-white 1/16th Cuban children get Affirmative Action when they apply to college.

Funny thing, but my Daughter is married to a Man with a Spanish last name by virtue of having Basque Grandparents. White as can be but when my Daughter wanted to get my Grandkids into a very difficult to get into Charter School, she was moved to the top of the list by virtue of her last name. Shocked I'm sure they were when my blond Grandkids came for the First day of School...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:17 PM (9+ccr)

447 Look, you want suet, you go tell the raccoons to bring my fucking suet feeder back. Until then all you get is seeds.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 12:15 PM (/kI1Q)


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Racoons are white-trash racists.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:18 PM (ECRys)

448 I'm more of a White trash dick, truth be told.

Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2014 12:18 PM (Ua6T/)

449 >>The sugar and the carbs cancel each other out. So pie is really the ideal diet food.

Don't forget the dairy: scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 12:18 PM (D/504)

450 Dammit.

Now I want some hot peach cobbler with Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream.

And I blame all of you.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:19 PM (PYAXX)

451 So I guess Ace is feeling about like I am today- up way too early, and fading fast.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (PYAXX)

452 >>I guess we're supposed to be upset about being called white trash assholes?

That insult was flung by the same dude who's accusing *us* of racism, right?
Leftism has perfected projection.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (D/504)

453 427 This is bound to get massive air time:

http://tinyurl.com/mrkfysp

Whoops. Forgot.

Israel is evil.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- at July 29, 2014 12:12 PM (BZAd3)


That's fucking horrible.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (58ht/)

454 That's fucking horrible.

I can't open it. What happened?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:21 PM (9+ccr)

455 Today, Hamas executed 20 Gazans for protesting against Hamas actions:

http://tinyurl.com/lrwq59z

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:21 PM (BZAd3)

456 I'm glad to see their are other Conquistador-Americans getting what they deserve. When I think of all the difficulties my Ancestors of Color went through - like running the sugar plantation back in Cuba, slave labor is harder to control than you think -- it gets me a bit teary.

Everybody thinks it's easy growing sugar on a Cuban slave plantation. But it's not.

Posted by: Proud Latino at July 29, 2014 12:22 PM (ZPrif)

457 http://tinyurl.com/lrwq59z
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- at July 29, 2014 12:21 PM (BZAd3)

Israel! Eeeeviiillll !

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:22 PM (BZAd3)

458 Poor Hector is busting his sad skinny ass today to convince somebody he's smart and sophisticated and stuff. He's working the wrong room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 12:22 PM (mcAH9)

459 >>This is bound to get massive air time:
http://tinyurl.com/mrkfysp

And this is what they're doing to other muslims, those which are not sufficiently adherent to the religion of peace.
And these are the kind of folks Obama and Kerry believe we can negotiate with. Sure. I see that working out well.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2014 12:22 PM (D/504)

460 The Democrats all are about dividing America...but not Mexico and America.

Posted by: A person who's sorry he contacted the Aliens at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (1V9qu)

461 Gotta go get ready and do some errands..........then go to the dentist. I'm getting an erection just thinking about it, NOT.

Posted by: Soona at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (ECRys)

462 I've stopped (mostly) from being shocked & horrified when BHO/some other lib vermin does obviously illegal unconstitutional bullshyte. Douchebags gotta be douchbags, vermin doesn't stop being vermin just because you put a collar on it & call it spot. I have to admit I'm vaguely hopeful that the Dems get their wish list & the whole system burns, if for no other reason than the likelihood that 99% of the bureaucrats will be killed by their clients when they can't get "their" free stuff.

Posted by: Zhytamyr at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (91nzM)

463 Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (58ht/)

Never mind. I'm not hungry anymore.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (PYAXX)

464 That's fucking horrible.



I can't open it. What happened?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:21 PM (9+ccr)


ISIS slaughtering Shiite prisoners. Most of them look like teenagers.

Posted by: EC at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (GQ8sn)

465 That's fucking horrible.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (58ht/)

That's how they treat their fellow Muslims.

And Israel is supposed to welcome these people into the heart of the country?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2014 12:23 PM (QFxY5)

466 I can't do anything about the "white" part but the "trash" part is completely elective.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (mcAH9)

467 Today, Hamas executed 20 Gazans for protesting against Hamas actions

I can feel the envy coursing through American Leftists.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (/kI1Q)

468 I can't open it. What happened?


ISIS slaughtering young Shiite men, then proudly posting it on Yoo Toob.

Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (Ua6T/)

469

I can't open it. What happened?


ISIS filling mass graves.

Posted by: --- at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (MMC8r)

470 I'm more of a White trash dick, truth be told.

The following link is now obligatory:

http://youtu.be/-wKi9FyxkKs

Posted by: Brother Cavil, hashcode inspector at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (rt3TY)

471 That's fucking horrible.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at July 29, 2014 12:20 PM (58ht/)

Yet the world - the entire fucking world is focused like a laser on Israel's horrible acts.

The goddamned Human Rights Council is meeting to put out another goddamned Goldstone report.

Fuck me, the world is lost.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (BZAd3)

472 Nood horse-face.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:24 PM (PYAXX)

473 I would like detailed explanation of why mass deportations

Because nobody wants to start with the MFM.

Posted by: DaveA at July 29, 2014 12:25 PM (DL2i+)

474 Jihad means peaceful inner struggle..... and a bullet to the head of a hog tied infidel. But mostly a bullet to the head of a hog tied infidel.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 12:25 PM (32Ze2)

475 Dammit.

Now I want some hot peach cobbler with Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream.

And I blame all of you.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at July 29, 2014 12:19 PM (PYAXX)

----

Heh.... Im into 36" jeans again and within 10lbs of my goal.

I fully intend to celebrate that milestone with the very dish you just described....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 29, 2014 12:26 PM (nELVU)

476 When I suck in my cheeks, I look just like Chrissy Hynde.

You've never seen a picture of us together, have you?

Posted by: Tom Petty apackin' up the plantation at July 29, 2014 12:27 PM (7ObY1)

477 Does you not know that your chickens is, how you say, come home on the roost? And that your racial thoughts is something about which you does not have anything to do about it anymore?

It is too late for you because of the fact which is undeniable that the President Obama is not only the first literally gay president, he is also the first figuratively latino president, and the first behaviorally female president.

Because of these facts I win the argument, although I does not expect you to agree.

Posted by: Buster Marron at July 29, 2014 12:27 PM (klzyR)

478 Shocked I'm sure they were when my blond Grandkids came for the First day of School...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at July 29, 2014 12:17 PM


Back in the early '70s, I dated a girl with a Spanish surname. She was as white as you could imagine -- believe me, I know...everywhere -- but when she wanted to transfer out of our kinda dumpy college to a Really High-Class Kollej, the paperwork bearing her name got what you might call Extra Attention. Transfer: instant!

Oh, and despite her daddy being one major rich dude, she got a damn near full-tuition scholarship, too.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 29, 2014 12:28 PM (dDzOj)

479 The following link is now obligatory:


That was beautiful.

Posted by: fluffy at July 29, 2014 12:28 PM (Ua6T/)

480 Jihad means peaceful inner struggle..... and a bullet to the head of a hog tied infidel. But mostly a bullet to the head of a hog tied infidel.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Played by Brian Dennehy at July 29, 2014 12:25 PM (32Ze2)

Actually, that whole "peaceful" part is pretty liberally interpreted, depending on the audience.

After the military, I worked all over the ME and N. Africa and I can tell you that in a lot of these places, "moderate" muslims live like animals, in constant fear for their lives. All it takes is some "devout" muslim to raise suspicion and they can be murdered out of hand. If they are lucky enough to survive a few days or weeks, all is forgotten and the cycle starts over.

Islam is a cancer on the earth.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb (Psalm 109:7- 8) at July 29, 2014 12:34 PM (BZAd3)

481 Mass deportation isn't desirable or practical to fellows like Yuval Levin (or his puppet, Paul Ryan) because it might have electoral consequences. In Washington terms, it would require "spending political capital."

Levin's part of the wonk class that does all the real legislative and executive heavy-lifting in modern Washington. Guys like him advise the politicians, craft proposals, and actually draft the legislation that congress votes on without having personally read. You didn't think that Paul Ryan wrote those budgets himself, did you? Levin and a platoon of other anonymous staffers crank that stuff out while Ryan's at the gym doing curls. Elected politicians are just the front-men for the think-tank class who are our actual rulers.

There's no long-term future in risking an electoral backlash for doing the right thing. Not for the politicians or their pilot-fish advisors.

Besides, you don't need a small army of staffers to write bills that read: "Enforce the damn laws, already!"

But you do need them to craft "a series of middling options that mix compassion with prudence, humanitarianism with a respect for the law, in a variety of ways suited to the varying circumstances of this enormous population."

Levin and his ilk are part of the problem.

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at July 29, 2014 12:35 PM (I0DcF)

482 Teresa in Fort Worth,
That's a very good comparison.

First black president cares more about illegals than he cares about black people!

Posted by: Carol at July 29, 2014 12:39 PM (sj3Ax)

483 Levin and his ilk are part of the problem.

They're in on it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at July 29, 2014 12:39 PM (QupBk)

484 It's almost as though the pro-amnesty folks for all the Central American kids don't understand that they will be bringing their parents and siblings over once they get legal status here.

It seems it's a surprise to them that these kids don't go straight to magical, free daycare somewhere.

Honestly, if these leftists care, why don't they start adopting kids from these countries? Then there's no state expense.

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at July 29, 2014 12:41 PM (avEon)

485 I would like detailed explanation of why mass deportations is not a practical solution to our problem.

This!! We are already bussing/jetting them all around the country, why not just change the destination to the south?

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at July 29, 2014 01:01 PM (9Bdcz)

486
"Not entirely true. He can only "legalize" them (illegally) for 2 years.
After that, a new conservative president can restore the rule of law,
if he or she has the stones to do so."

Do you honestly believe that the Democratic-media-academic-bureaucratic establishment will permit a conservative to be elected president?

Posted by: Brown Line at July 29, 2014 01:17 PM (xgyfF)

487 This!! We are already bussing/jetting them all around the country, why not just change the destination to the south?
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at July 29, 2014 01:01 PM (9Bdcz)

Plus, their home countries have already set up processing centers to receive them. Breitbart had a story on it the other day, complete with photos of a center (IIRC, in Guatemala) that looked very nice -- and was also completely empty.

It's not that our government can't send them home, and it's not that they'd be going back to "certain death" (idiotic hyperbole asserted by leftist politicians, and parroted by leftist media types). It's that our government WON'T send them back -- because they're useful pawns in the Democrats' plan to "fundamentally transform" the U.S. into a one-party dictatorship.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 29, 2014 01:40 PM (I/vNo)

488 AtC@287 , dunno, needs more stompy.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at July 29, 2014 02:19 PM (XRxxn)

489 Pre-Obama and Post-America. There, I FIFY.

Posted by: Esau's Message at July 31, 2014 01:09 PM (WZq72)

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