Secret Service Promises We May Never Know Who Left the Cocaine in the White House; Karine Jean-Pierre Doubles Down on Blaming Anonymous Tourists

Earlier I made a joke: "It's a mystery that may never be solved, the Secret Service promised Biden."

Except the joke's on me -- the Secret Service really is promising that.

While the Secret Service said they are continuing to investigate, there's now also a report that they're saying the "culprit" is "unlikely" to be found, despite all those cameras and security.
[Politico:]

But one official familiar with the investigation cautioned that the source of the drug was unlikely to be determined given that it was discovered in a highly trafficked area of the West Wing.
The small amount of cocaine was found in a cubby area for storing electronics within the West Exec basement entryway into the West Wing, where many people have authorized access, including staff or visitors coming in for West Wing tours.
Asked what the chances are of finding the culprit, the official said "it's gonna be very difficult for us to do that because of where it was."
"Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught" by the cameras, added the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity given that it's an ongoing investigation. "It's a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time."
Oh. So what does this say about this security? Or does it say more about the lack of transparency of the Biden team? Either way, not a great look when you're supposed to have security for the alleged leader of the free world, but you let this go on and seem to be prepping not to hold anyone responsible.

All of those cameras. The most secure area in the entire world -- and the Secret Service is throwing up their hands saying "It's a mystery that is just beyond our capabilities."

No, it's a cover-up which is well within your capabilities.

That article points out that the White House is lying about where the cocaine was found. It was found in the White House library, the first reports said, which is part of the main (center) wing of the White House.

But then they began spinning that it was found in the West Wing -- which is way, way far away from the West Wing. They are lying about it being in the West Wing because a lot of people work there -- it casts the pool of suspects very widely.

But that doesn't even matter, because the White House is doubling down on it claims that it must have been a tourist who for some reason took a baggie of coke through heavy White House security and past bomb-sniffing dogs and then, halfway through his tour, thought, "Hm, this cocaine's gone a bit stale, I'll just leave it in the library in case someone wants a pick-me-up while doing some late-night reading."

12 Check the visitors logs... Was Trump there recently ?
Posted by: It's me donna

So much father love.
Posted by: That Northernlurker

That's what gets me -- the 40 grams of uncut Father's Love.

@dbongino
There’s absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.

From JackStraw, the blog's resident expert on illicit drugs.

KJP doubles down on blaming the cocaine being found at the White House on tourists: "Where this was discovered is a heavily-traveled area where many White House -- Wing Wing, I should be even more specific -- West Wing visitors come through this particular area." pic.twitter.com/n7bnQNRTGq
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) July 5, 2023

Reporter on cocaine being found in the West Wing: "Can you just tell us how the White House is assisting the Secret Service with this investigation?"

Karine Jean-Pierre: "Look, we're not assisting in anything..." pic.twitter.com/Y1PCUCcZe6
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 5, 2023

I'll bet you're not assisting.

Reporter: What's preventing visitors from bringing in Anthrax or something that's not magnetic into the White House?

Idk maybe the fact that Hunter Biden doesn't snort anthrax pic.twitter.com/HQhK4xAv0P
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) July 5, 2023

You would think that even a leftwing operation like Biden's claque of Obama Partyboys would have some interest in knowing who's bringing in bags of Mystery Coke.

Their actions suggest they know exactly whose coke it is -- they just don't want you to know.

Senator Kennedy: Washington "managerial elite, the Establishment if you will" is "working harder than an ugly stripper" to cover up for Hunter Biden.

Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) claims the Washington D.C. “establishment” is “working harder than an ugly stripper” to cover up for Hunter Biden. pic.twitter.com/SzCocYBCGv
— The Recount (@therecount) July 5, 2023

He was talking about the bribery operation, not the cocaine, but it applies equally to the "nasal anesthetic" as well.

So is anyone going to deliver a drug test to test for cocaine in Hunter Biden's system, or nah...?

Nah, right?

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 04:38 PM

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1 1

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 04:39 PM (xhxe8)

2 2f3f32

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 04:39 PM (lCaJd)

3 My fetch then

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 04:39 PM (xhxe8)

4
DAMN you, Skip. No fair because my mouse wasn't scrolling down fast enough.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 04:39 PM (lCaJd)

5 Fingerprints? DNA? Nawwww.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 04:39 PM (iayUP)

6 Top 10?

Posted by: Boswell at July 05, 2023 04:40 PM (K+UlC)

7 Then that means they are protecting a WH employee or Hunter

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 04:40 PM (xhxe8)

8 Yes! But a bit grey in here...

Posted by: Boswell at July 05, 2023 04:40 PM (K+UlC)

9
Who knows? It's the Biden White House?

We also may never know who leaked the Dobbs draft. Government isn't accountable to every Tom, Dick and Harry who just pays taxes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2023 04:40 PM (wSyFG)

10 There's a better way to phrase this, but:

What right does a press secretary have, to respond angrily to questions?

"Karine Jean-Pierre Responds Angrily to Questions"

Posted by: m at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (ASp1y)

11 Hey! It's those damn tourists. No kidding. I can smell them from here. Jill!!!!

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (iayUP)

12 Check the visitors logs... Was Trump there recently ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (bs+z0)

13 Oops. Forgot the sock.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (iayUP)

14
Sovereign immunity, bitchezzz!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (wSyFG)

15 Well it isn't like the secret service has protected hunter biden in the past or anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (ncXxy)

16 Secret Service Promises We May Never Know Who Left the Cocaine in the White House; Karine Jean-Pierre Responds Angrily to Questions

Change "Cocaine" to "Anthrax" and you have someone sitting in Super Max Right Now.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (p8A+W)

17 >>>5 Fingerprints? DNA? Nawwww.

there you go talking about your crazy Christian magic spells again

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (KRtlO)

18 All the leaves are brown
And the thread was gray

Posted by: m at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (ASp1y)

19 She is always angry.
#OrangeManBad

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

20
But then they began spinning that it was found in the West Wing -- which is way, way far away from the West Wing.

============

Indiana Jones 6: The Compass of Confusion

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 04:41 PM (lCaJd)

21 My bet is WH employees or ades

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (xhxe8)

22 12 Check the visitors logs... Was Trump there recently ?

Posted by: It's me donna

lol

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (KRtlO)

23 Looks like Lamont is going to be with us a while.

Posted by: blaster at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (pwExq)

24 >> the White House is doubling down on it claims that it must have been a tourist

In all these stories, the explanation the Left creates is always the one that blames Conservatives, no mater how implausible.

My guess is they will settle on it being a MAGA tourist who was making a statement about Hunter and they need to be caught and imprisoned.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (f9EvM)

25 Hey! It's those damn tourists. No kidding. I can smell them from here. Jill!!!!

Quit inviting over drug kingpins from the Mexican cartels.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (p8A+W)

26 Maybe it was left over from W?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (lf83v)

27 Who would be stupid enough to bring an illegal drug into a heavily surveilled and guarded area like that?

Posted by: Brittney Griner! at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (2tUFv)

28 Maybe someone should tell the FBI or the SS about fingerprints.

Posted by: huerfano at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (7zEAH)

29 LOL the original story was this was in an area NOT trafficked by tourists -- is the library a big tourist attraction?? -- and now its "well just about anyone could have left a baggie of coke in the White House! Clearly it cannot have been the president's junkie son!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (0hOvj)

30 I wonder if they saw hunter pull it out of his ass on camera ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 05, 2023 04:43 PM (NtVYv)

31 They already know who brought it in and left it - hence the cover up.

Posted by: Boswell at July 05, 2023 04:43 PM (K+UlC)

32 They can drag Jan6 protesters to Garlands Gulag with a picture but no camera is around the WH?

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 04:43 PM (xhxe8)

33 FYI Netflix children’s movie NIMONA is about 2 gay knights one is framed Murder and meets a gender fluid monster that helps him uncover who is framed him and the gay knights kiss at the end

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 05, 2023 04:43 PM (dKiJG)

34 They are lying about where it was found. They are lying about the quantity. They are lying about who brought it into the WH.

Protecting criminals. That's the job of federal law enforcement.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (J0kO4)

35 Is she sounding a little defensive to you too? Hmmmmm?

Posted by: Little White Lines at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (VsUo2)

36 28 Maybe someone should tell the FBI or the SS about fingerprints.
Posted by: huerfano at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (7zEAH)

Look, we write everything down on PAPER.

Fingerprints are like some kind of TV/SciFi bullshit, right?

Posted by: Chris Wray at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (pwExq)

37 We May Never Know Who Left the Cocaine in the White House

And by 'we', we mean 'you', of course.

Posted by: USSS at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (CaJIi)

38 I suspect it was a conspiracy involving the Mafia, the Cubans, and Ted Cruz' father.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (FVME7)

39 It's funny to see a lesbian blow people off

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (us2H3)

40 Karine Jean-Pierre: "Look, we're not assisting in anything..."
_______

Translation: "Ain't nobody got time for that. . . "

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (lf83v)

41
I read the content to see if there was anything about fingerprints. Apparently that's a lost art like Egyptian mummies and Roman cement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (lCaJd)

42 "But then they began spinning that it was found in the West Wing -- which is way, way far away from the West Wing"
---
The West Wing is far away from the West Wing?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (aBJcM)

43 It was either Hunter or Barky.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (BdMk6)

44 She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine

Posted by: Eric Clapton at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (4I/2K)

45 Behind the scenes the freaks who work there are probably doing lines between meetings.

I want to know who ratted it out, and why. Probably some internal animosity of one employee trying to get another in trouble. Or get Hunter in trouble.

This is probably a very dysfunctional and hostile workplace.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (f9EvM)

46 They can’t solve this one. But if you were within 20 miles of DC on Jan 6, and once said something nice on Facebook about Trump, the feds will be at your door asking questions.

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (HF0FJ)

47 2f3f32
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 04:39 PM (lCaJd)

You had check in 3 and made that move?

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (UhdgH)

48 Indiana Jones and The Hemmoroid of Hell

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (3CCua)

49 I hope the authorities are also trying to nail down who stuffed the dead hooker under the mattress of the Lincoln bedroom!

Posted by: If you cannot sniff, you must acquit! at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (VsUo2)

50 is the library a big tourist attraction??

Apparently people on White House tours can look into, but not enter, the library.

The Secret Service refuses to confirm or deny that tours were conducted last weekend, which should be a clue.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (2tUFv)

51
You know how the police find bad guys? The story always changes.

The Biden Crime family is the bad guys. Now covered for by the same people who *used* to tell the truth, know who was lying, and get the bad guys.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (enJYY)

52 Their actions suggest they know exactly whose ~~coke it is~~ bitch dis is -- they just don't want you to know.
===
FIFY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2023 04:45 PM (RIvkX)

53 read the content to see if there was anything about fingerprints. Apparently that's a lost art like Egyptian mummies and Roman cement.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (lCaJd)

Maybe it's time to call in the Hardy Boys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 05, 2023 04:46 PM (4I/2K)

54 added senator kennedy, who says the DC Establishment is "working harder than an ugly stripper" to cover up for Hunter Biden

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 04:46 PM (KRtlO)

55
And by 'we', we mean 'you', of course.
Posted by: USSS at July 05, 2023 04:44 PM (CaJIi)

We are not amused

Posted by: Emperor Biden at July 05, 2023 04:46 PM (bs+z0)

56 I don't think Hunter has any leftovers once he gets into a pile of coke.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2023 04:46 PM (lf83v)

57 How many frigging visitors could there have been on the Friday before a holiday weekend? Shoot I bet most West Wing staffers were not working and they must have visitor logs right?

Posted by: AJ Lynch at July 05, 2023 04:46 PM (qCvxM)

58 They don't know who left the blow in the white house but they know 70 year old Benny Parker from Cleveland was in washington dc on January 6, 2021.

Some federal government we got here.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2023 04:46 PM (XqIlw)

59 The, uhh, cameras were broken that day!

Posted by: The White House at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (CaJIi)

60 27 Who would be stupid enough to bring an illegal drug into a heavily surveilled and guarded area like that?
Posted by: Brittney Griner! at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (2tUFv)

Nice sock.

Posted by: m at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (ASp1y)

61 I don't often snort cocaine but when I do I use the break room cubby off the White House West Wing.

Posted by: The Most Interesting Man in the World at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (ncXxy)

62
Is anyone surprised?

Posted by: DB - for a brighter tomorrow at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (geLO8)

63 Look on the bright side!

Hunter has obviously relapsed, which means that there are lots of fun and embarrassing hijinks ahead!

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (2tUFv)

64 we will find out why 8 buns and 6 franks makes sense

before we know who dropped the bag or who the "big guy" is

not to mention the leaker of Dobbs

DC don't know much for the place that's supposed to know everything

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (us2H3)

65 It was Hunter, with the crack pipe, in the library.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (l7udz)

66 The cocaine did NOT commit suicide.

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (HF0FJ)

67 so is anyone going to deliver a drug test to test for cocaine in Hunter Biden's system, or nah...?

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (KRtlO)

68 I liked what Nerdrotic said about the cocaine yesterday. That whatever drug addict left it there is thinking "I can get back in there and get it back."

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (aRLgQ)

69 How many adult presidential children have lived in the basement of the White House?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (VdGjU)

70 It's funny to see a lesbian blow people off
Posted by: REDACTED

She's historic!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (FVME7)

71 But one official familiar with the investigation cautioned that the source of the drug was unlikely to be determined given that it was discovered in a highly trafficked area of the West Wing.
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It could have been any of them!

Oh, well.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (Vwz3I)

72 The cocaine belongs to the SCOTUS leaker.

The FBI will spring into action if they make a large donation to a school their kid is applying to.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (y7FdL)

73 Hunter didn't snort himself

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (us2H3)

74 Lt. Horatio Caine would have figured this shit out quick, had the perp wrestled to the ground, and without ever having to take his sunglasses off.

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (oiNtH)

75 It would have definitely been Hunters if it was a box of M&Ms

Posted by: blaster at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (pwExq)

76 Then: We have to impeach Shrub because his twenty year olds were drinking...underage! If the president can't even stop his daughters from breaking the law how can he be the top executive?!?

Now: So the president's son is a crackhead and the president is protecting him. I mean...he loves his son what else is he supposed to do?

Posted by: The FNM at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (lc5cP)

77 Never to be solved, eh? Are they giving the DNC a green light to bring anthrax into the West Wing to solve the 2024 "candidate problem?"

Posted by: Regular joe at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (nnp+f)

78 The "White" House has the best lending library of all time!

Posted by: WH Easter Bunny at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (VsUo2)

79 My guess is the mental ill diversity hires

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (xhxe8)

80 22 12 Check the visitors logs... Was Trump there recently ?

Posted by: It's me donna

lol
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 04:42 PM (KRtlO)

This was basically lefty Twitter yesterday, wondering when Don Jr. was last at the WH.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (Btu+d)

81 Though Hunter is the prime subject I was thinking it was one of the perverts that was there for the Pride Day celebration.

Now that they have indicated we may never know, I am pretty convinced it is Hunter’s coke.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (MNhXM)

82 This video of Hunter doing a bump right behind Joe and Jill, on the White House balcony is all over Twitter right now.

https://tinyurl.com/ywpu4ccx

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (eyxn4)

83 The, uhh, cameras were broken that day!

Posted by: The White House at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM

They use the same camera vendor that the NYC jail system uses.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (ncXxy)

84
You had check in 3 and made that move?
Posted by: Thesokorus

===========

It works if you're playing in 11 dimensions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (lCaJd)

85 I could have sworn I was reading about Uday and Qusay Hussein's exploits and then I get to the end of the story to find out it was Hunter Biden. Meh, same difference.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (3JfbU)

86 It's funny to see a lesbian blow people off

If you aren't willing to blow a ladypenis are you even a woman?!?

Posted by: Lesbian dating sites at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (lc5cP)

87
Let them find that in your house and then lecture you about equality under the law.

See you in five years vs. oh well, SQUIRREL!

Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (j4U/Z)

88 Do they have transgender reading hour at the White House library?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (lf83v)

89 the bag was probably left over from the Easter egg hunt

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (us2H3)

90 Also there must be zero cameras in that highly trafficked area of the WW?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (y7FdL)

91 No fingerprints? Nothing else in the locker? How did they find it? Who found it? White powdery gets into the West Wing and is not discovered until when?
If someone can clandestinely sneak into the West Wing, deposit an unidentified white powder, wearing gloves and not be seen or recognized on any monitoring camera, says something about the competency of the Secret Service, no?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM (t/2Uw)

92 Wing-Wing is my favourite Chinese restaurant!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (Vwz3I)

93 How many frigging visitors could there have been on the Friday before a holiday weekend? Shoot I bet most West Wing staffers were not working and they must have visitor logs right?

"Why is Obama's bagman Reggie Love on the visitor list?"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (p8A+W)

94 I could have sworn I was reading about Uday and Qusay Hussein's exploits and then I get to the end of the story to find out it was Hunter Biden. Meh, same difference.

Uday and Qusay had formal rape rooms.

Hunter uses whatever is available.

SAY I DIDN'T HURT YOU - Hunter, on video, with a crying clearly underage girl

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)

95 I've been feeling a bit fatigued lately; where can I get some of that anesthetic nasal spray?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (OX9vb)

96 I can understand the Secret Service not wanting to be in the middle of a scandal involving one of their charges. But this seems like they should just turn everything over to the regular police and let them do their thing.

Posted by: CppThis at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (PZvjL)

97 It looks like having degenerate sons is not the only trait Biden shares with Saddam, they both got elected no matter what.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (3JfbU)

98 so is anyone going to deliver a drug test to test for cocaine in Hunter Biden's system, or nah...?

Too late - cocaine flushes out of your system pretty quickly.

Now marijuana, on the other hand...

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (2tUFv)

99 I'm surprised they haven't blamed it on one of the J6 prisoners

Posted by: kallisto at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (dCxaZ)

100 the Golliwog

swallows or spits ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (us2H3)

101 I just marvel at whomever decided that "The Secret Service is incompetent to protect the President inside the White House" was the absolute best spin they could possibly put on this.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (ou9hh)

102 so is anyone going to deliver a drug test to test for cocaine in Hunter Biden's system, or nah...?
Posted by: ace

LOL. I see everywhere that he is described as a recovering addict. Really? Got anything to back that up?

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (oiNtH)

103 92 Wing-Wing is my favourite Chinese restaurant!

mine, too! maybe we should meet up!

Posted by: fang fang at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

104 So much father love.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (VdGjU)

105 This White Powder / Coke in the White House Story has probably gotten more people to realize that Hunter Biden is a drug addicted pervert than any other single story in the last three years.

Posted by: rd at July 05, 2023 04:51 PM (a1QxK)

106 Don't all tourists leave a baggie of cocaine in the WH ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2023 04:51 PM (bs+z0)

107 Has anything even been discovered that wasn't Trump's fault?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (VdGjU)

108 I could have sworn I was reading about Uday and Qusay Hussein's exploits and then I get to the end of the story to find out it was Hunter Biden. Meh, same difference.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Nicu Ceausescu! at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (2tUFv)

109 Their actions suggest they know exactly whose coke it is -- they just don't want you to know.

---------------

But we already know. We knew it as soon as it was reported. The failure here occurred in having it reported. How did that happen?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (3JfbU)

110 Muh norms restored.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Ace Plagiarist at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (vvBJ0)

111 96 I can understand the Secret Service not wanting to be in the middle of a scandal involving one of their charges. But this seems like they should just turn everything over to the regular police and let them do their thing.

unfortunately, it's classified cocaine. national security cocaine, in fact. the regular police aren't cleared.

Posted by: secret service at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (v3pYe)

112 SAY I DIDN'T HURT YOU - Hunter, on video, with a crying clearly underage girl

Posted by: 18-1 at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)

this entire administration is an abomination against God and humanity.

Posted by: kallisto at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (dCxaZ)

113 Oh, I see. They were just some low level visitors.

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (oiNtH)

114 Te SS nor Eff Bee Eye solve any crimes done by Leftists

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (xhxe8)

115 I wonder if they returned it to him.

Posted by: MJ at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (zwDuR)

116 The Gimp is The Plug!

Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (exeWe)

117
The Secret Service has been repeatedly caught covering covering up Hunter's bullshit for years. He keeps those bastards on speed dial.

Then, of course, there's all the hookers-and-blow scandals from back in the Obama years.

And the lesbo agent who said she let Trump take a bullet.

Anyone who thinks the SS is somehow above the fray or different than every single other government agency is fooling himself. They're just as crooked as everyone else.

I'm not surprised Trump brought his own security team. They probably had to keep a closer eye on these fuckin' rats than anyone else.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (oINRc)

118 Oddly, I would suspect Ashley Biden even before Hunter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (Qn59F)

119 Karine Jeaaaaaan Pierre just informed Us that none of the Biden Family was at the WH when it was discovered... That's good enough for me...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (bs+z0)

120 I like how they are calling it a dime bag. There has never ever been such a thing as a dime bag of coke.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (t/2Uw)

121 CNN breaking News................ Donald Trump's fingerprints were found on the bag of Cocaine that Hunter Biden found under the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom. Trump, a known crackhead supporter, tried to blame this on the "The Smartest Man" in the country namely Hunter" The Pious" Biden. Today Rep. Adam Schiff stated that he will get to the bottem of this henious crime perputrated by the Pol Pot of the Republican Party. Now back to more "We Hate Trump News Stories at CNN ..........

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at CNN at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (hSa/7)

122 102 LOL. I see everywhere that he is described as a recovering addict. Really? Got anything to back that up?

recovering is not the same as recovered, h8r.

Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (v3pYe)

123 40 grams of Uncut Father's Love.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (KRtlO)

124 My cars run on it!

Posted by: John DeLorean at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (4I/2K)

125 Seriously, why is this a big story.

You can't tell me that this is the first baggie of drugs found at the WH.

I would be surprised if the Secret Service had not had to cover for a dead body or two in the past.

So how did this become a big deal?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (f9EvM)

126 I was laughing so hard at Trump's tweets, I couldn't get out of bed

Posted by: Amber Heard at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (us2H3)

127 >>LOL. I see everywhere that he is described as a recovering addict. Really? Got anything to back that up?

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM

Any time not spent actively sucking on a crack pipe is recovery, in a way.

Posted by: Hunter Bribem at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (7zEAH)

128 Has anything even been discovered that wasn't Trump's fault?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 04:52 PM (VdGjU)
===
Heartbreak of Psoriasis

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (RIvkX)

129 Didn't she mean it was a "heavily-trafficked" area of the White House? Between Joe's sniffing and Hunter's snorting, the WH is getting more action than a Cleveland after-hours joint.

Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (VsUo2)

130 " There has never ever been such a thing as a dime bag of coke."

"ehhh. Drugs are all the same, amirite?"

Posted by: Your libertardian neighbor at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (ou9hh)

131 Indiana Jones and the Open Tags

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (Vwz3I)

132 Ticket to ride
'White Line Highway'
Tell all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound for pound
Costs more than Gold

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (lf83v)

133 >>>119 Karine Jeaaaaaan Pierre just informed Us that none of the Biden Family was at the WH when it was discovered... That's good enough for me...

Yup! No way Hunter could have left the cocaine there Friday, for it to be discovered on Sunday!

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (KRtlO)

134 A lot of us who surmised there'd be some sort of bullshit like this know what's what in FedGov circles. If the clamoring from the right continues unabated (it won't) I'd expect some low level staffer with zero importance will be named and fired. But will see no jail time.

It is interesting that the White House is not attempting to say it's not coke. Put the blame on the techs who tested it. Nobody knows, or cares who they are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (Q4IgG)

135 Many lines have been crossed. Even more lines have been snorted. Lines have been cut. Lined up. Line formation. Battle lines.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

136 https://tinyurl.com/ywpu4ccx

Damn I thought it was going to be a photoshopped parody joke of some sort.

Definitely a post snort swipe of the nose. Maybe it’s just force of habit. Pun intended.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (MNhXM)

137 118 Oddly, I would suspect Ashley Biden even before Hunter.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (Qn59F)

Caroline Biden aint no slouch

Posted by: Coke Stars at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (us2H3)

138
Also there must be zero cameras in that highly trafficked area of the WW?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 05, 2023 04:49 PM

Where people drop off their expensive smart phones? The norms have been restored and there is no longer a need for security cameras.

Posted by: Some WH spokesperson with the sniffles at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (enJYY)

139 I find it suspicious that there was no mention if any luggage with women's underwear in it was found near the cocaine.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (+DZCu)

140 Things never heard at the White House: *Elementary, my dear Watson."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (FVME7)

141 KJP is pissed hunter got her stash taken away

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (NtVYv)

142 I like the part where the White House is swept daily, at least, maybe more for anything and everything out of place.

With a fine tooth comb. Not a hair is left out of place.

And, when asked, "so was there a tour through there recently?"
They're like, "uh, that's a top secret national security thingy we can't answer."
And technically the Covid pandemic just ended-- so they may still be on very limited tours. Especially as they're super cautious for very high mortality risk Biden.

But, they're all like, "oh there's thousands and thousands of peeps through here every day all day-- we can't possibly know who it was!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (29rl5)

143 Was it left there during pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (sIcnm)

144 Kocaine Jean Pierre

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (NtVYv)

145 This cocaine story has no legs. I'm a professional journalist and I would know.

You know what really matters? Global warming. And Trump.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Ace Plagiarist at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (vvBJ0)

146 59 The, uhh, cameras were broken that day!

Posted by: The White House at July 05, 2023 04:47 PM (CaJIi)

The Secret Service dogs trained to detect the scents of explosives, smokeless powder, and drugs were all out sick with COVID Omega-14Q69 those days.

Posted by: The White House at July 05, 2023 04:56 PM (AMIL/)

147 40 grams of Uncut Father's Love.
Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 04:54
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Joe's not circumcised? Huh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 05, 2023 04:56 PM (ju2Fy)

148 "The Insurrectionists planted it there!"

Posted by: Braintrust of The View at July 05, 2023 04:56 PM (dCxaZ)

149 Who knows? It's the Biden White House?

We also may never know who leaked the Dobbs draft. Government isn't accountable to every Tom, Dick and Harry who just pays taxes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2023 04:40 PM (wSyFG)

-------------------

It's amazing how there were leaks galore from Trump's White House. I put the Trump leakers into the same category as Biden's non-leakers - vile creatures.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 05, 2023 04:56 PM (3JfbU)

150 7 Then that means they are protecting a WH employee or Hunter
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 04:40 PM (xhxe

======================

Maybe it was a powdery pay-off to a White House aide for information or influence?

Blame it on Russia or China; and start a witch hunt in the White House? C'mon Hakeem! This is your big chance! Get rid of that racist old cracker, and all his minions.

Release the Kamalalala!

Posted by: rd at July 05, 2023 04:56 PM (a1QxK)

151 Not only is there a flood of homeless tranny teens allegedly flooding into Portland, but there is allegedly a whole migration of hundreds of thousands of trannies going on.

They Arrived: Portland Is Becoming a Haven for Gender Refugees
Thousands of people are leaving Texas, Florida and other states that are waging a culture war on LGBTQ+ people. Portland needs them.

...

Combining the figures from Gallup and Data for Progress, Erin Reed, a queer-rights researcher who writes the influential Substack Erin in the Morning, estimates that as many as 260,000 trans people have already fled red states for blue ones and that another 1 million are considering it.

“Should this trend persist,” Reed writes on her Substack, “we may witness the largest domestic migration crisis since the Dust Bowl.”

It's like the Grapes of Wrath, only with insane people.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (2tUFv)

152
The Secret Service has been repeatedly caught covering covering up Hunter's bullshit for years. He keeps those bastards on speed dial.

Then, of course, there's all the hookers-and-blow scandals from back in the Obama years.

____________

They got a serious crick in the neck looking the other way in the JFK and Clinton White Houses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (wSyFG)

153 145 This cocaine story has no legs. I'm a professional journalist and I would know.

You know what really matters? Global warming. And Trump.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Ace Plagiarist at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (vvBJ0)

definitely agree, my old friend

not at all what it is cracked up to be

Posted by: David French at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (us2H3)

154 Look, fathers help their sons with regard to drugs in different ways. When I was 11, after a grueling day cleaning the house because my parents were "having company over" (code for deep clean the house), I stated to my father: "I want scotch!" Oh, he gave me a shot of scotch alright. That shot of Cutty sure did not go down nearly as smooth as I was expecting and it wasn't until college that I had scotch again. But ADAD (all dads are different).

Posted by: SFGoth at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (KAi1n)

155 It belongs to WH staff, not Hunter. Hunter has SS sweepers cleaning up after him.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (w3u3d)

156 Woah, wait...

FORTY GRAMS?

That's a whole lotta blow

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (Gkog9)

157 Maybe the cocaine guy also planted the pipe bombs on J6?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 05, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)

158 I for one, implicitly believe KJP!!

After all, she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie\\\

Posted by: kallisto at July 05, 2023 04:58 PM (dCxaZ)

159 Things are crazy in the White House. Last week, they're partying with the "We're coming for your kids" crowd, now it's "They're coming for our coke!".

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 04:58 PM (rj6Yv)

160 the bumpatus of luv

Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 04:58 PM (us2H3)

161 156 Woah, wait...

FORTY GRAMS?

That's a whole lotta blow

recovery is a lengthy process that requires a lot of blow.

Posted by: hunter at July 05, 2023 04:58 PM (v3pYe)

162 Woah, wait...

FORTY GRAMS?

That's a whole lotta blow
_______

Meh.

Posted by: The Dallas Cowboys at July 05, 2023 04:58 PM (lf83v)

163 Thread by @ExposingBiden:

5/ @GlassLewis is an extremely powerful company, yet most people never heard of it. Glass Lewis and another firm, "ISS", form what is considered to be a duopoly in the proxy advisory industry. This means that nearly every shareholder vote in corporate American goes through them.

6/ What does Glass Lewis do with all that power?

They push wokeness and ESG.

Here's what we found:

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Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2023 04:58 PM (60h0q)

164 so is anyone going to deliver a drug test to test for cocaine in Hunter Biden's system, or nah...?
Posted by: ace
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Better. Say Joe needs to submit to a follicle test.

He's got nothing to hide, right?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 04:59 PM (29rl5)

165 Yup! No way Hunter could have left the cocaine there Friday, for it to be discovered on Sunday!
Posted by: ace

Hunter was taking a few bumps when Jill screamed "Hurry up loser! We're late and Marine One is waiting!" He drops the bag and runs out.

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 04:59 PM (oiNtH)

166 Seriously, why is this a big story.

You can't tell me that this is the first baggie of drugs found at the WH.

I would be surprised if the Secret Service had not had to cover for a dead body or two in the past.

So how did this become a big deal?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 04:54 PM (f9EvM)

Seriously why can’t you see it as a big story? They called out hazmat and other first responders because they didn’t know if it was an anthrax type situation. That was huge news. After they discovered it was cocaine it became a different issue that couldn’t be ignored .

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 04:59 PM (MNhXM)

167 > I could have sworn I was reading about Uday and Qusay Hussein's exploits and then I get to the end of the story to find out it was Hunter Biden. Meh, same difference.

This comparison pisses me off. Hunter is a crackhead, an untouchable princeling, a deadbeat, a dead brother's wife fucker, and all sorts of other terrible things. Uday and Qusay are entirely different monsters. They are all of those things AND they raped, murdered, tortured men, women, and children for fun.

Equating Hunter to Uday and Qusay is like equating county jail to Russia's Black Dolphin Prison.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2023 04:59 PM (eyxn4)

168
We've had a major break in the case after discovering the cocaine was wrapped in a handwritten draft of an apology note from Donald Trump to Melania after he flew into a rage that one time when he beat her up and she had to hide at Walter Reed until the injuries healed.

It said 'Sorry I busted you in your eye or your wherever. Also - fuck the Mexicans, and it was my idea to evict those black people, not my dad's hahahaha lol!

Please remember to drink a lot of water before you come home; I found some of Obama's old bedsheets and I'm feeling frisky. I'll give you some of my emoluments if you really splash 'em down for me.'"

Posted by: Secret Service in #TwoWeeks at July 05, 2023 04:59 PM (oINRc)

169 like the Grapes of Wrath, only with insane people.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts!

This made me laugh.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 04:59 PM (t/2Uw)

170 >>>FORTY GRAMS?

i made that up

i'm the Media

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (KRtlO)

171 Wow, even the Secret Service has been corrupted.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (d2bW3)

172 Perhaps that's why so many people in power are worried about climate change. The planting zones for their drug supplies are in danger of disappearing if the planet warms.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (oGiDo)

173 I love my son! I love my son!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (vvBJ0)

174 Woah, wait...
FORTY GRAMS?
That's a whole lotta blow
Posted by: JQ

You gotta scale up for tolerance. It's all relative.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (KAi1n)

175 Since theBiden administration felt that they could test the entire US population for covid I'm pretty sure if they wanted they could test the entire White House staff to see who's been using cocaine.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (+DZCu)

176 The Secret Service has been repeatedly caught covering covering up Hunter's bullshit for years. He keeps those bastards on speed dial.

Remember, the Secret Service intervened in the laptop case on behalf of Hunter, even though Joe wasn't Vice President any more.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (2tUFv)

177 Wait a minute, KJP, don't the search visitors before entering the White House? Did someone have it and they just let them go through?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (d2bW3)

178 Karine Jean-Pierre: "Look, we're not assisting in anything..."

------------------

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 05, 2023 05:01 PM (3JfbU)

179
It's like the Grapes of Wrath, only with insane people.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM

Mind if I polish that up a bit and begin with that for my next novel?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2023 05:02 PM (enJYY)

180 Western civilization must fall, just to protect Gropey Joe's Junkie-ass spawn.

Posted by: XTC at July 05, 2023 05:02 PM (UnA8+)

181 The 40 grams will be 10 by the time it reaches the evidence room.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at July 05, 2023 05:02 PM (w3u3d)

182 Maybe they can make a diverse, progressive WH Clue Game?

Who left the cocaine in the WH Library?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2023 05:02 PM (Keyt1)

183 150 Blame it on Russia or China; and start a witch hunt in the White House?

this has all the earmarks of russian cocaine

Posted by: 51 former national security officials at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (v3pYe)

184 the big joke around the WH is the SS stands for secret service

yawohl

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (us2H3)

185 I'm sure the person who left the coke in the White House will be found and brought to justice.

Posted by: Supreme Court opinion leaker at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (ufJfM)

186
But one official familiar with the investigation cautioned that the source of the drug was unlikely to be determined given that it was discovered in a highly trafficked area of the West Wing.

...

It was found in the White House library, the first reports said, which is part of the main (center) wing of the White House.

-------

Confirmed: It was Hunter.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (dtlw7)

187 Wow, even the Secret Service has been corrupted.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (d2bW3)

Apparently starting in 2008, the SS has been with more hookers while on duty than Hunter Biden on a binge in Vegas.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (MNhXM)

188 Remember, the Secret Service intervened in the laptop case on behalf of Hunter, even though Joe wasn't Vice President any more.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 05:00 PM (2tUFv)
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Apparently the SS has decided their first, last, and only job is to protect The Family. This includes sweeping any random "indiscretions" under the rugs of the White House.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (YIVH2)

189 " What kind of a snowblower did you get us mixed up with?!"
CCCP Intelligence

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (uW/wK)

190 There are really bad cops in my department. People who should be jailed. But most of those morons did something really stupid, and they sure weren't covering for politicians.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (d2bW3)

191 If you find out who owned this White House cocaine there is a high probability you're going to find out who place the bombs outside the DNC and RNC headquarters on January 6th.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 05, 2023 05:03 PM (+DZCu)

192 I can't think of a single person currently living at the WH who would have anything to do with cocaine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (rJ7Hd)

193 So how did this become a big deal?

Its best to try to understand this in the form of an analogy.

You have this large five gallon bucket and fill it with water. Each drop of water represents a bag of cocaine, a dead body, a 12 yo sex trafficked child, sold classified document, bribe, etc.

And when I mean fill the bucket, I'm talking to the top and then some where only surface tension of water keeps it all together. Now take that bucket and lug it into another room.

We are seeing what drops spill out.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (p8A+W)

194 I measure my cocaine in inches.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (exeWe)

195 40 grams in da hole

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (us2H3)

196 Have Dr Jill and Joe ever had that chat with Hunter about how it's time for him to find his own place?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (VdGjU)

197 Say, that's a good point-- why was the whole WH shut down over an--implied--dime bag?

Except for the WH-- who has lied about every single detail-- how do we know it was only a dimebag?

You know what "unknown white substance" form would promp a shut-down though?

Partially snorted lines out in the open.

That's what they found, that's what caused the picnic.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (29rl5)

198 Combining the figures from Gallup and Data for Progress, Erin Reed, a queer-rights researcher who writes the influential Substack Erin in the Morning, estimates that as many as 260,000 trans people have already fled red states for blue ones and that another 1 million are considering it.

“Should this trend persist,” Reed writes on her Substack, “we may witness the largest domestic migration crisis since the Dust Bowl.”

It's like the Grapes of Wrath, only with insane people.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (2tUFv)

Hmmm. If it's true, I'm okay with this.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (BdMk6)

199 >>>Apparently starting in 2008, the SS has been with more hookers while on duty than Hunter Biden on a binge in Vegas.

Posted by: polynikes

I wonder if Bongino will comment on this. I know he wants to eliminate the DOJ and FBI.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (d2bW3)

200 The 40 grams will be 10 by the time it reaches the evidence room.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at July 05, 2023 05:02 PM (w3u3d)

Reminded me of Pam on Archer.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (MNhXM)

201 Wait a minute, KJP, don't the search visitors before entering the White House? Did someone have it and they just let them go through?

That implies that someone could just stroll into the White House with anthrax, and that the SS could do nothing about it.

Really?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (2tUFv)

202 I can understand the Secret Service not wanting to be in the middle of a scandal involving one of their charges. But this seems like they should just turn everything over to the regular police and let them do their thing.

Posted by: CppThis at July 05, 2023 04:50 PM

Point of order......the secret service has been *protecting* hunter biden when joe biden was neither VP or president, they are not going to hand over anything to the DC or Capitol police.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (ncXxy)

203 looks like Hunter's behind the 8 ball

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (us2H3)

204 Seriously why can’t you see it as a big story? They called out hazmat and other first responders because they didn’t know if it was an anthrax type situation. That was huge news. After they discovered it was cocaine it became a different issue that couldn’t be ignored .
Posted by: polynike

But something is missing. Why did they call hazmat to investigate?
Are they saying baggies of drugs are uncommon in Hunter's house?
Or was someone not playing along and decided to make a scene. Or is there another angle that is left out, like some outsider seeing the baggie. It just doesn't feel right considering the freaks they have working there.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 05:05 PM (f9EvM)

205 i made that up

i'm the Media
Posted by: ace

Oh. Hahaha.

But then I figured it was maybe leftovers of HB's eightball, so not that surprising (except for ANY being actually left over)

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2023 05:05 PM (Gkog9)

206 Reminded me of Pam on Archer.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (MNhXM)
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She and Hunter would probably get along just fine...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2023 05:05 PM (YIVH2)

207 At least if they admit it's Hunter, he can finally punch that free sandwich card at the Rehab.

Ten visits and you get a free hot stone massage!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:05 PM (6VKyY)

208 So someone who

1. Uses cocaine
2. Is comfortable bringing it into the White House
3. Comes by cocaine so easily isn't really bothered by setting it down and forgetting it.
4. Felt "so at home" they would whip it out (presumably for personal use) then set it down and walk away from it.
5. Felt the likely hood of getting caught and prosecuted was so small using cocaine in the WH didn't seem like a bad idea.

The problem with "culprit" is "unlikely" to be found is wrong ***all*** know who it was to about 90% certainty. The lies are just so brazen. And it's the dictators power play. Yes Biden is lying. But he doesn't care. Because what frankly are you going to do about it? It's not like his leftist drones won't vote for him. It's not like the media will actually inform the squishy middle who the likely culprit is. So in the end why should he even go through the trouble of humoring us with decent lies? He simply doesn't have to. He could say the cocaine was beamed in by drug using MAGA republicans with stolen alien tech and the media would not only repeat it as fact they would run night long segments about MAGA domestic terrorism with stolen alien tech.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (gnkYZ)

209 195 40 grams in da hole

now *that's* what i call a bonus hole!

Posted by: hunter at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (v3pYe)

210 I used my only phone call to contact my daddy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6CyQftidOw

Posted by: Hunter Bribem at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (7zEAH)

211 I want my stache back.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (WKqGh)

212 Reminded me of Pam on Archer.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (MNhXM)

She's got coke strength!

I loved that season.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (6VKyY)

213 First step might be seeing who could afford the "dime" bag. How much did it actually weigh? What is the going price for that amount? Who has access to an illegal drug like that?
Oh, wait. These questions would only be relevant if someone was actually going to investigate.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (t/2Uw)

214 Does the Secret Service have a K-9 detail?

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (rj6Yv)

215 >>>That implies that someone could just stroll into the White House with anthrax, and that the SS could do nothing about it.

Really?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts!

I guess they were busy watching South Park.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (d2bW3)

216 198 Combining the figures from Gallup and Data for Progress, Erin Reed, a queer-rights researcher who writes the influential Substack Erin in the Morning, estimates that as many as 260,000 trans people have already fled red states for blue ones and that another 1 million are considering it.

“Should this trend persist,” Reed writes on her Substack, “we may witness the largest domestic migration crisis since the Dust Bowl.”

It's like the Grapes of Wrath, only with insane people.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (2tUFv)

Hmmm. If it's true, I'm okay with this.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 05, 2023 05:04 PM (BdMk6)

Oh no. San Franshitsco and Seattle pharmacies might run out of Estradiol Valerate.

What a shame.

Posted by: XTC at July 05, 2023 05:06 PM (UnA8+)

217 203 looks like Hunter's behind the 8 ball
Posted by: REDACTED

apparently, that was well over an ounce.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 05:07 PM (f9EvM)

218 It's like the Grapes of Wrath, only with insane people.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 04:57 PM (2tUFv)

This is both funny and sad.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2023 05:07 PM (OX9vb)

219 I am actually surprised that the discovery of cocaine was even let out publicly. A hazmat incident they could have just said that it was inspected/tested and was a hoax and was actually just baking soda. Someone really screwed up by letting this get out

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 05:07 PM (oiNtH)

220 Was Obama near the WH during this time?

Cause he's my second suspect.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:07 PM (6VKyY)

221 And again, nothing will happen.

Posted by: desertgardens at July 05, 2023 05:08 PM (HwFdR)

222 I don't often go on tours of the White House but when I do I make sure to bring a fucking baggie full of toot.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)

223
Combining the figures from Gallup and Data for Progress, Erin Reed, a queer-rights researcher who writes the influential Substack Erin in the Morning, estimates that as many as 260,000 trans people have already fled red states for blue ones and that another 1 million are considering it.

Fox News just called Oregon for Biden.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2023 05:08 PM (enJYY)

224

It's a Vicks inhaler! I swear it!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Running Down Jill's Inner Thigh at July 05, 2023 05:08 PM (Cw2Ml)

225 wonder how many gloryholes are in the west wing ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 05:08 PM (us2H3)

226 Maybe the WH should drug test everyone?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:08 PM (6VKyY)

227 Two things;

1. In the video of Hunter pre-tweaking doesn't DOCTOR Jill look.... flushed? Sweaty. Maybe stoned?

2. When Hunter was at the California house for some rehabbing wasn't the Secret Service in the house next door?

Yea, the SS ain't touching this shit. Where would they go for their blow?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 05:08 PM (Q4IgG)

228 Nobody shall be arrested much less prosecuted for brick of cocaine found dictator's palace. Cocaine addicted Dictator's son who is staying in palace not questioned.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 05:09 PM (17s+e)

229 Someone was snorting lines in the WH.

That someone was in an area they thought they were alone.

Not a public area, library or workstations.

They heard someone coming and panicked and ran-- leaving a hastily spread out attempt to hide the line.

Someone saw that white powder on the table and called in the terror threat -- note: White powder was just sent to lawmakers and was in the news.

This happened in the President's private, secure quarters-- no where near the public tours.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 05:09 PM (29rl5)

230 What was that scene in "Team America" where the main puppet has to suck off the superior to prove his loyalty? I really think that the entrance exam for the Deep State.

Posted by: Paladin at July 05, 2023 05:09 PM (3IOdT)

231 Wiki sez the the Uniformed section of the US Secret Service does have K9 units for explosives detection.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2023 05:09 PM (rj6Yv)

232 Were I Hunter, I would kick down the door of the SS and demand my property back!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 05, 2023 05:09 PM (zSyrn)

233 Maybe they can make a diverse, progressive WH Clue Game?

Who left the cocaine in the WH Library?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2023 05:02 PM (Keyt1)

Use geometric logic.

Posted by: Captain Queeg, USN(Retired) at July 05, 2023 05:09 PM (4I/2K)

234 I wonder what a google search on “hunter cocaine White House” will turn up.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2023 05:09 PM (L2zfd)

235 The IRS has already taken their cut

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 05:09 PM (us2H3)

236 Apparently starting in 2008, the SS has been with more hookers while on duty than Hunter Biden on a binge in Vegas.

I remember an incident in Columbia where some of Hillary's detail when she was Sec State were sent home because they were caught with cocaine and hookers. The pimps required the SS agents to disarm before Happy Happy Fun Time and the agents did.

I understand and support the agents' tradeoff.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 05:10 PM (p8A+W)

237 The trannies are on the move? California there you go! Plenty of of room in those Pacific states for more skells, druggies and nut jobs in America's degenerate concentration camps!

Posted by: Regular joe at July 05, 2023 05:10 PM (nnp+f)

238 I am actually surprised that the discovery of cocaine was even let out publicly. A hazmat incident they could have just said that it was inspected/tested and was a hoax and was actually just baking soda. Someone really screwed up by letting this get out

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 05:07 PM

They literally could not hide it. Pretty sure it went on on an unsecured radio broadcast when the fire department did the field test and found out it was cocaine. There are people all over DC driving around listening to all police and fire frequencies just to find nuggets like this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 05:10 PM (ncXxy)

239 I am actually surprised that the discovery of cocaine was even let out publicly. A hazmat incident they could have just said that it was inspected/tested and was a hoax and was actually just baking soda. Someone really screwed up by letting this get out

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 05:07 PM (oiNtH)
===

My opinion is that the Biden junta thought it was anthrax and could blame Trump and Trump supporters. Just got out of the junta's control.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 05:10 PM (17s+e)

240 I blame the pernicious influence of Eric Clapton.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2023 05:11 PM (KFhLj)

241 Remember what the Bible says. He who is without sin cast the first rock! And I shall smoketh it!

Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at July 05, 2023 05:11 PM (6VKyY)

242 I guess they were busy watching South Park.

The Secret Service has never once considered the possibility that someone might try an NBC attack (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) on the White House by bringing in a small amount of material on their person?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 05:11 PM (2tUFv)

243 Biden's toll rises.

Four people, including an infant, drown in the Rio Grande River trying to cross into the U.S. from Mexico. [Chyron didn't mention nationality.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:11 PM (Vwz3I)

244 I would like to know what definition of trafficked they are using. Lots of people walking through high trafficked, or in the alleyway behind the circle K down from the high school high trafficked?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM (xhaym)

245 The SS has an entire division dedicated to covering Hunters crimes. They have a call out to add 3500 more agents.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM (Ss3pk)

246 I was a tourist in the White House in 66 when Lyndon and Ladybird was staying there and I left my cigarettes in the suitcase back in my room even though I knew Lyndon would probably not have bummed one off me. Today if you're powerful enough to come and go as you please in the WH, you can damn sure get a bag of cocaine delivered to you there, probably by the Secret Service.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM (Uv0D2)

247 I don't believe the West Wing is open to Tourists. You can't even get in the White House for a tour without the sponsorship of a congressperson. There is a list of everyone who comes through the door. This makes no sense unless it was a member of the immediate family.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM (t/2Uw)

248 >>> 651 Thread by @ExposingBiden:

5/ @GlassLewis is an extremely powerful company, yet most people never heard of it. Glass Lewis and another firm, "ISS", form what is considered to be a duopoly in the proxy advisory industry. This means that nearly every shareholder vote in corporate American goes through them.

6/ What does Glass Lewis do with all that power?

They push wokeness and ESG.

Here's what we found:

ThreadReaderApp: https://bit.ly/3NG6MJ7
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2023 04:56 PM (60h0q)

OT, well, except for one wonders if there might possibly be 81 million votes in favor of whatever ESG BS is being pushed in any given company using this thing for shareholder voting...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM (llON8)

249 Man, Texas is gonna have a chicks with dicks deficit? How are we gonna live with that?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM (KFhLj)

250 Obviously, left by der Kommissar.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:13 PM (Vwz3I)

251 https://youtu.be/nG0GjjakjaU

https://youtu.be/RQy4WbUf84Y

https://youtu.be/zVOuRQPPdoo

https://youtu.be/0VZuA7iJY4Y

https://youtu.be/-Ti1b-RRBjI

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 05:13 PM (4xF2M)

252 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:11 PM (Vwz3I)

Lorded over by demons.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 05, 2023 05:13 PM (nscIV)

253 Someone really screwed up by letting this get out

And that person is likely to be the only one fired.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 05:13 PM (p8A+W)

254 They can find a masked guy from Podunk, SC who walked past the "Don't walk on grass" sign on January 6th, but someone hanging out snorting coke directly underneath three cameras in an off-limits section of the White House thwarts their investigative skills.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 05:13 PM (33ek6)

255 Why did they call hazmat to investigate?
---
Because it never was a dimebag.
That's the life spread by the WH by letting people keep saying that.

It was a line the addict was snorting in a table in one of Joe's personal offices.
He heard someone coming and tried to sweep it away.

That's what they saw--a heavy dusting of an unknown white powder on a desk the President uses.

With the white powder terror threats recent in the news, they jumped right to anthrax.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 05:14 PM (29rl5)

256 I heard somewhere that part of the IRS charges Hunter is settling is he charged living expenses for his *dealer* as a business expense.

Think about that. He was paying the guy's hotel bills!

He is the kind of guy that buys baggies full of blow and forgets where he put them.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 05:14 PM (f9EvM)

257 I hope the 6 ‘ 6” black tranny at my local FedEx store decides to leave Texas. It’s hard to look at.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:14 PM (MNhXM)

258 244 I would like to know what definition of trafficked they are using. Lots of people walking through high trafficked, or in the alleyway behind the circle K down from the high school high trafficked?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM (xhaym)

I can understand the confusion. Hunters dates are trafficked.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 05, 2023 05:15 PM (z+89e)

259 219 I am actually surprised that the discovery of cocaine was even let out publicly. A hazmat incident they could have just said that it was inspected/tested and was a hoax and was actually just baking soda. Someone really screwed up by letting this get out

no doubt intentionally put out there to distract y'all from what the russians are planning to do to the zaporizhzhia nuclear plant.

Posted by: zelenskyy at July 05, 2023 05:15 PM (v3pYe)

260 > They literally could not hide it. Pretty sure it went on on an unsecured radio broadcast when the fire department did the field test and found out it was cocaine. There are people all over DC driving around listening to all police and fire frequencies just to find nuggets like this.
______________

And you can bet from now on everything in the capitol city that uses radios is going encrypted. Even the garbage collection will use it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 05:15 PM (Q4IgG)

261 So the story they are going with is someone snuck a baggie full of coke into the White House and then just decided to leave it in a cubby in a highly trafficked area where people were constantly coming and going?

Does this make sense to even the retards at DU?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

262 250 Obviously, left by der Kommissar.

he's in town? you'd think someone would notify us!

Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 05:16 PM (v3pYe)

263 I don't believe the West Wing is open to Tourists. You can't even get in the White House for a tour without the sponsorship of a congressperson. There is a list of everyone who comes through the door. This makes no sense unless it was a member of the immediate family.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM

You can't get a west wing tour without being sponsored by a staffer. They knew everyone who was in the white house that day because they have to be cleared and searched by the secret service, and that person did not leave a bag of coke behind.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 05:16 PM (ncXxy)

264 Scientists discover DNA proving original Native Americans were White

Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2023 05:16 PM (gIvNR)

265 I love that the WH is simultaneously the most secure building on the planet and anyone can walk in with powder in their pocket.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:16 PM (6VKyY)

266 This makes no sense unless it was a member of the immediate family.

--

I wouldn't be at all surprised if it involved Joe

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 05:16 PM (33ek6)

267 An 8ball for HB is a 1/8#

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2023 05:16 PM (Gkog9)

268 good thing the 'cocaine' wasn't something that explodes.

Posted by: torabora at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (OUiUM)

269 They "may never know who did it" means they know exactly who did it. They just don't want the rest of us to know.

Posted by: desertgardens at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (HwFdR)

270 257 I hope the 6 ‘ 6” black tranny at my local FedEx store decides to leave Texas. It’s hard to look at.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:14 PM (MNhXM)

I'm more shocked the local gangstas haven't 187'd him yet. (Yes, I know it's only "187" in California, but still).

Posted by: XTC at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (UnA8+)

271 the influential Substack Erin in the Morning, estimates that as many as 260,000 trans people have already fled red states for blue ones and that another 1 million are considering it.

I would have believed her if she had said 1 hundred.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (CaJIi)

272
That's what they saw--a heavy dusting of an unknown white powder on a desk the President uses.

With the white powder terror threats recent in the news, they jumped right to anthrax.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

This sounds more likely, but then it was not a baggie at all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (f9EvM)

273 I hope the 6 ‘ 6” black tranny at my local FedEx store decides to leave Texas. It’s hard to look at.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:14 PM (MNhXM)

I thought Griner played in Phoenix?

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (OgrpQ)

274 Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2023 04:48 PM (eyxn4)

++++

Looks like he is flattening the top of his hair and then wipes his nose. Weird scene. Biden gives his jackass grin as he sees this.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (XeHMZ)

275 Oooh, if only I were a writer. Fiction story. A POTUS has a gadfly son and the son doesn't get the normally security screening when he is visiting. So some evil group substitutes anthrax or some current bio-weapon or nerve agent powder for the son's drugs to get it into the WH.

Needs a bit of help on how the powder is spread as its too out there to write that the gadfly would feed his habit in front of the POTUS, and one would have to write that the SS would block the POTUS from rushing to the son's body to get contaminated himself.

Meh, perhaps just write that sowing the chaos from the son dying inside the WH is the end goal for this weapon for cocaine substituion. Maybe the group has a plan that needs the SS to be evacuating the POTUS or something.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (3cGpq)

276 264 Scientists discover DNA proving original Native Americans were White
Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2023 05:16 PM (gIv

Pink Skins

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:18 PM (MNhXM)

277 I'm not surprised Trump brought his own security team. They probably had to keep a closer eye on these fuckin' rats than anyone else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 05, 2023 04:53 PM (oINRc)

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I wouldn't trust those SS bustards with anything particularly after the Columbia hookers revelation during Obama's term.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 05, 2023 05:18 PM (3JfbU)

278 Scientists discover DNA proving original Native Americans were White

As I have been calling them for ages: Siberian-Americans

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 05:18 PM (p8A+W)

279 To KJP I would like to say:

Get that fucking look off your face.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:18 PM (iziT8)

280 "He is the kind of guy that buys baggies full of blow and forgets where he put them."

At some point, you've made ~~enough~~ too much money.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2023 05:19 PM (Gkog9)

281 OT, well, except for one wonders if there might possibly be 81 million votes in favor of whatever ESG BS is being pushed in any given company using this thing for shareholder voting...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2023 05:12 PM

This is why I don't care about the "boycotts" of Disney or Bud Light or Ben and Jerry's or any the "woke" companies. Because the companies are not the problem. The problem is the WEF, the corporations like Blackrock and these ESG companies like Glass Lewis.

I thought things were hopeless when I found out about the Marxist Left's massive amount of activism through the Discover the Networks site. Now combine that with what we know about the control the WEF has, the control the Deep State has and the control the ESG corporations have.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2023 05:19 PM (60h0q)

282 I always leave large bags of blow in highly secure areas when I visit.

Posted by: White House Tourist at July 05, 2023 05:19 PM (/MvYl)

283 WH visitors are also pre-screened by the SS. It's not like you buy a ticket on Ticket Master and just show up.

Totally inside job. The coke belongs to a WH employee or *biden family member.

We all know it's probably, likely, most definitely.... Hunter's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 05:19 PM (Q4IgG)

284 If, and big IF, there are 260,000 Trannies %85 are under 21

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 05:20 PM (xhxe8)

285 I thought it was only the people that wiped out the woolly Mammoths that were white.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:20 PM (iziT8)

286
It was a line the addict was snorting in a table in one of Joe's personal offices.
He heard someone coming and tried to sweep it away.

That's what they saw--a heavy dusting of an unknown white powder on a desk the President uses.

With the white powder terror threats recent in the news, they jumped right to anthrax.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

=======

Is that something we know from police scanners or something? The baggie vs dusting stories?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 05:20 PM (lCaJd)

287 Indiana Jones and learn to code

Posted by: REDACTED at July 05, 2023 05:20 PM (us2H3)

288
I've been in the same room with a former President, who was VP at the time. I know they checked me out. I know - without evidence - that there's a data base somewhere with my name on it. With a red check mark.

They know damn well who left the cocaine in whatever room. The more they lie and change the story the more you'll know it's a lie.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2023 05:21 PM (enJYY)

289 I'd like to buy the world some coke
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white lines of love

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 05, 2023 05:21 PM (NtVYv)

290 The SS simply only need use a drug canine unit to confirm it was coke. The theater of it all is just silly.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2023 05:22 PM (ycPkM)

291 Harrison Ford and Great Cash Snatch Caper.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:22 PM (iziT8)

292 I must admit suh, the medicinal cocaine was mine-I was going to do random dental surgery in the west wing.

//Doctor John Henry Holliday DDS

Posted by: sven at July 05, 2023 05:22 PM (X0I7i)

293 "Where this was discovered is a heavily-traveled area where many White House -- Wing Wing, I should be even more specific -- West Wing visitors come through this particular area."

Wing Wing could be Fang Fang's code name

Posted by: Hands at July 05, 2023 05:22 PM (786Ro)

294 There's only one thing to do. Call in the Mystery Machine gang. They'll find the miscreant!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 05, 2023 05:22 PM (4I/2K)

295 It was a line the addict was snorting in a table in one of Joe's personal offices.
He heard someone coming and tried to sweep it away.

They couldn't do a quick line-up and look for the person most likely to need or have just done lines of high-grade coke?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (p8A+W)

296 My .02 cents, the coke belongs to the Secret Service. We remember their sterling reputations they built during those drug, booze, and hooker parties with the FAB on her runs to pick up bribes.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (zQVw+)

297 290 The SS simply only need use a drug canine unit to confirm it was coke. The theater of it all is just silly.
Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2023 05:22 PM (ycPkM

Uh, sir. He won't stop sniffing Hunter's crotch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (6VKyY)

298 Anyone can sneak substances into the WH, and here is why that is a good thing.

Also: Trump changed the rules to make it easier to smuggle things into the WH!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (Ss3pk)

299 So this person is claiming that at least 4% of the population is trannie?

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (MNhXM)

300 To KJP I would like to say:

Get that fucking look off your face.
Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:18 PM (iziT

hahah, spot on

Whachoo talkin bout Willis ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (NtVYv)

301 But, they're all like, "oh there's thousands and thousands of peeps through here every day all day-- we can't possibly know who it was!"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 05, 2023 04:55 PM (29rl5)

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Nope, there aren't. You can only get a White House tour if a congressperson makes the arrangements for you. Found that out on the DC trip where we could only check out the WH visitors center down the road. At least we were allowed to stand in front of the WH for pictures.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (3JfbU)

302 White House tourists are being blamed because obviously it's not a White House tourist. "Hey, I'm going to leave this baggie AFTER I've been searched..."

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (CaJIi)

303 WH visitors are also pre-screened by the SS. It's not like you buy a ticket on Ticket Master and just show up.

I've been associated with special tours of large Federal dams, and you have to provide name, address, and social security number for everyone attending days in advance, so they can run background checks.

It's even more convoluted if any non-US citizens go on the tour.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (2tUFv)

304 Called it!

The next step will be to fire/charge one or more poor slobs who work at the WH for "lax security".

Posted by: Mhandisi at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (IXANy)

305 The SS simply only need use a drug canine unit to confirm it was coke. The theater of it all is just silly.

That assumes that drug canine dogs are reliable and not just legal theater to trigger a Probable Cause search and arrest.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 05:24 PM (p8A+W)

306 271 I would have believed her if she had said 1 hundred.
Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 05:17 PM (CaJIi)

Him.

You would have believed him.

Posted by: XTC at July 05, 2023 05:24 PM (UnA8+)

307 "That's what they saw--a heavy dusting of an unknown white powder on a desk the President uses. With the white powder terror threats recent in the news, they jumped right to anthrax." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

seems likely. And once they had the evacuation, they had to come up with a story for it. Evacuating for a baggy doesn't make sense, but the alternative was to release that it was cocaine spread out, not anthrax. In other words, not a threat, but evidence someone was using right there? ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 05:25 PM (Cus5s)

308 (dips pinky into white powder, smears on inside gum)

Mmm... feels like pure anesthetic.

This isn't the White House... it's the White Powder House.

YEAAAAAHHHHHH!

Posted by: David Caruso from CSI: Miami at July 05, 2023 05:25 PM (KRtlO)

309 So this person is claiming that at least 4% of the population is trannie?

0.6%. That's still two million trannies, which still seems way, way, high.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 05, 2023 05:25 PM (2tUFv)

310 @dbongino

There’s absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

311 What cocaine?
- MSM

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 05:25 PM (HF0FJ)

312 Called it!

The next step will be to fire/charge one or more poor slobs who work at the WH for "lax security".
Posted by: Mhandisi at July 05, 2023 05:23 PM (IXANy)

I wasn't even on duty! Shit!

Posted by: Paul Blart at July 05, 2023 05:25 PM (4I/2K)

313
I wouldn't trust those SS bustards with anything particularly after the Columbia hookers revelation during Obama's term.
Posted by: President Select Decaf

==========

Don't forget the incident where a guy with a knife made his way into the private residential area of the White House in 2014. That SS agent in charge complimented the "restraint" of the agent who didn't shoot the intruder.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 05:26 PM (lCaJd)

314 If you can't tour the White House without a big 'ol bag of cocaine, I don't wanna to tour the White House. Why do you think they call it the White House anyway? It's not because a bunch of honkies live there.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 05:26 PM (iayUP)

315 It's pretty shocking news of this got out at all.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:26 PM (iziT8)

316 The SS simply only need use a drug canine unit to confirm it was coke. The theater of it all is just silly.………

You don’t like dogs very much do you?

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:26 PM (MNhXM)

317 They cleared the White House because Hunter forgot his stash and they make fun of Trump for clearing out with a full blown riot at the gates.

Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 05, 2023 05:26 PM (ga8qR)

318 They have the canine anthrax unit in DC but their dogs keep dying.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:27 PM (MNhXM)

319 314 If you can't tour the White House without a big 'ol bag of cocaine, I don't wanna to tour the White House. Why do you think they call it the White House anyway? It's not because a bunch of honkies live there.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 05:26 PM (iayUP)

Wasn't the "White House" what they called that house the Dallas Cowboys bought in the 90s literally just to do Cocaine and f*** hookers in?

Posted by: XTC at July 05, 2023 05:27 PM (UnA8+)

320 Apparently bringing illegal drugs into the White House while on a tour is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 05:28 PM (HF0FJ)

321 264 Scientists discover DNA proving original Native Americans were White
------
Right on it, boss!

Posted by: Army Corps of Engineers at July 05, 2023 05:28 PM (Vwz3I)

322 268 good thing the 'cocaine' wasn't something that explodes.

you'd be surprised.

Posted by: grain elevator at July 05, 2023 05:28 PM (v3pYe)

323 Crap -

dogs keep dying during training.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:28 PM (MNhXM)

324 dunno

I'm not a blowologist

Posted by: Hunter at July 05, 2023 05:29 PM (us2H3)

325 263 I don't believe the West Wing is open to Tourists. You can't even get in the White House for a tour without the sponsorship of a congressperson. There is a list of everyone who comes through the door. This makes no sense unless it was a member of the immediate family.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 05, 2023 05:12

I remember it explicitly said on the tour ticket that you could not bring a bag/purse and if you showed up with one they would turn you away. I think I left my purse in the hotel? I believe we brought money and an ID. I've never toured the west wing though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 05:29 PM (4xF2M)

326 If you can't tour the White House without a big 'ol bag of cocaine, I don't wanna to tour the White House. Why do you think they call it the White House anyway? It's not because a bunch of honkies live there.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 05:26 PM (iayUP)

Pikers
~Barry Switzer - OU head coach in the 90's

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 05, 2023 05:29 PM (OgrpQ)

327 The idea that the cocaine was from someone other than Hunter Biden belongs in the same universe where Pence wallops Trump and gets the nomination for 2024.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 05, 2023 05:29 PM (zSyrn)

328 OK, somehow I have banned myself. Would someone send me Ace's email to get me unbanned?

Thanks Kemp

Posted by: Kemp at July 05, 2023 05:29 PM (oARVe)

329 Why is Jean-Pierre wearing a mop on her head, and was it just spun dry in one of those hand-cranked machines that janitors use? Because it seems very tall and fluffy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 05, 2023 05:29 PM (PHmov)

330 We May Never Know Who Left the Cocaine in the White House
........

sounds a bit like:

"We may never know the motivation behind this"

remember that classic?

Posted by: Fat Travolta at July 05, 2023 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

331
Another "Fuck you ULTRA MAGA bitches, we'll do whatever we want, tell an unbelievable lie and laugh." moment.

Wondering if the dog's tail is about to wag.

Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

332 (AP) The television actor Allison Mack, who pleaded guilty for her role in a sex-trafficking case tied to the cult-like group NXIVM, has been released from a California prison, according to a government website.

Released years earlier than sentenced.

Posted by: White House Tourist at July 05, 2023 05:30 PM (/MvYl)

333 Casey Jones visited the White House?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2023 05:30 PM (sAmhv)

334 The cocaine must’ve come from a nearby wet market.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM (u73oe)

335 @dbongino

There’s absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.

SS has access through other LEOs to evidence lockers.

And as @dbongino is former SS, he believes that all agents are angels. Probably has blacked out of his mind the cocaine and hooker parties in Columbia.

I'm liking the SS originated better. Especially if the Narrative Of The Moment is saying that it looks like someone was looking for a quiet place to snort some lines. Hunter and the Bidens are untouchable and likely have done lots of cocaine in front of SS over the decades. We know that SS agents keep among them cokeheads, so maybe it was an agent who needed a mid-shift lift - and the team is circling the wagons around him/her now.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM (p8A+W)

336 oops
Fat sock off

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

337 It must be nice to be Hunter Biden.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM (MeG8a)

338 310 @dbongino

There’s absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 05:25 PM (ZLI7S

Why would the White House lie about this? I'm perplexed. A little befuddled. Definitely bamboozled.

This is harder than solving the mystery of DB Cooper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM (6VKyY)

339 Can I identify as a tranny but still be a normal person?

Posted by: Montec at July 05, 2023 05:32 PM (HF0FJ)

340 318 They have the canine anthrax unit in DC but their dogs keep dying.
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ODing on coke!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM (Vwz3I)

341 334 The cocaine must’ve come from a nearby wet market.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM (u73oe)

++++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM (XeHMZ)

342 I recall a country star that admitted on Red Eye that he did blow in a powder room in the White House when I think Bush was in office. Larry Gatlin maybe?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM (4xF2M)

343 Short video clip of Hunter at the White House over the weekend. He's flying.

https://tinyurl.com/yzprk7bf

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)

344 I was working as a bartender at a MD country club back in the heady days of Reagan. The club hosted a "Republican wives charity golf tournament." Congressional slugs, wives, staffers and what not. But Barbra Bush was there. And every employee had to provide name, SSN, address and some other info. Secret Service was mostly around Bush, but some floated around the club. They didn't drink anything, eat anything or talk to anyone.

As an aside I did meet and briefly talk to Tip O'Neil. He did not tip.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM (Q4IgG)

345
It's like the Grapes of Wrath, only with insane people.

It was at that moment of delivering a stillborn infant that Rose of Sharon decided her real sexual identity was male.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM (enJYY)

346 Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM (p8A+W)

Only thing I see wrong with that theory is the Biden’s would throw that Agent under the bus in a heartbeat to take the heat off of Hunter thus also Joe.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:34 PM (MNhXM)

347 Wondering if the dog's tail is about to wag.
Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)

You can leave me out of this. Woof.

Posted by: Major at July 05, 2023 05:34 PM (4I/2K)

348 They don't know who left the blow in the white house but they know 70 year old Benny Parker from Cleveland was in washington dc on January 6, 2021.

Some federal government we got here.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 05, 2023 04:46 PM

Comment of the week.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2023 05:34 PM (kjOVp)

349 Well, shit. Just lost power at the house. Thunderboomers doing what they do. Sure hope it's not trees down.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 05, 2023 05:34 PM (ikbVd)

350 It must be nice to be Hunter Biden.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM (MeG8a)

I think it has to be hell. I expect him to be dead before long.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 05:34 PM (Qn59F)

351 Just like the early morning J6 bomber...that they have phone records for. Never identified.

Or Scaffold Commander. Never identified.

Or who coordinated the hit on JFK and Oswald.

Posted by: torabora at July 05, 2023 05:35 PM (OUiUM)

352 Speaking of Allison Mack here's an excellent doc about NXIVM and cults in general:

https://youtu.be/L9F-vb7s3DE

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:35 PM (iziT8)

353 I believe a pangolin left that bag of cocaine in the White House. They do thing like that.

Posted by: Hepcat at July 05, 2023 05:35 PM (40RsX)

354 Nobody shall be arrested much less prosecuted for brick of cocaine found dictator's palace. Cocaine addicted Dictator's son who is staying in palace not questioned.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present
Danger

Ouday and Qusay look up from hell, shake their heads and think, "Man, they are out of control."

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 05, 2023 05:35 PM (/Qz4j)

355 The private attic quarters are the best place for a little coke.

- Hunter

Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 05, 2023 05:35 PM (ga8qR)

356 If the SS goes with the 'tourist' lie, then someone gets fired for complete incompetence as it could have easily been a nerve agent.

That someone who takes the fall will have to be paid handsomely to not spill the coca leaves as the fall guy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:36 PM (6VKyY)

357 I'm sure there's a 71 GMC pickup on blocks at the White House.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 05, 2023 05:36 PM (VdGjU)

358 KJP is a disgrace and nothing more. And she speaks volumes about how far we've fallen in being the public face of this administration.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 05, 2023 05:36 PM (kWIJe)

359 "I expect him to be dead before long."

Up until then, he's living' large. LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 05:36 PM (MeG8a)

360 If comedy existed anymore on TV, shows like the late night drek and SNL, they wouldn't need to hire comedy writers for this WH gang. But alas, it doesn't and they hire very bad writers.

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 05:36 PM (oiNtH)

361 recall a country star that admitted on Red Eye that he did blow in a powder room in the White House when I think Bush was in office. Larry Gatlin maybe?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM (4xF2M

That will be the Left’s next deflection once they discover it. They don’t do history very well so it may take a minute.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:36 PM (MNhXM)

362 Cocaine doesn't interfere with the neoliberalisms being performed at the WH.

Non-story

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 05, 2023 05:37 PM (UhdgH)

363 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 05, 2023 05:34 PM (Qn59F)

I wouldn't be at all surprised. Do you think it would death by suicide, overdose or the Biden House equivalent of Ft Marcy Park because he's inconvienient?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2023 05:37 PM (Keyt1)

364 345
It's like the Grapes of Wrath, only with insane people.

It was at that moment of delivering a stillborn infant that Rose of Sharon decided her real sexual identity was male.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

LOL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2023 05:37 PM (sAmhv)

365 Just like the early morning J6 bomber...that they have phone records for. Never identified.

Or Scaffold Commander. Never identified.

Or who coordinated the hit on JFK and Oswald.
Posted by: torabora at July 05, 2023 05:35 PM (OUiUM)

Or who wrote the book of love.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
Who was that man?

Posted by: Barry Mann at July 05, 2023 05:37 PM (4I/2K)

366 Scientists discover DNA proving original Native Americans were White
--------------
I assumed that was a Capt. Picard man comment but I could only make it through about the first 25 minutes of a recent NOVA about ancient preserved footprints that had the Native Mafia pushing the "we evolved here separately so we are NOT just immigrants like Whitey" bullcrap.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:38 PM (Vwz3I)

367 So, in case this wasn't in the last thread, Sound of Freedom beat Indiana Jones on its Tuesday box office...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 05, 2023 05:38 PM (exHjb)

368 Or who turned the Gulf of Tonkin fracus into 58,000+ dead Americans.

We never recovered from that. It's central to our national angst.
Interestingly the biggest winners were black Americans who served shoulder to shoulder with white Americans and it gave them a leg up with VA benefits.

Posted by: torabora at July 05, 2023 05:39 PM (OUiUM)

369 Karine Jeaaaaaan Pierre just informed Us that none of the Biden Family was at the WH when it was discovered...

That's why Hunter had to hide it. Couldn't take it to Camp David.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 05:39 PM (CaJIi)

370 The cocaine must’ve come from a nearby wet market.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2023 05:31 PM

LMAO 😂

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2023 05:39 PM (kjOVp)

371 Up until then, he's living' large. LOL

Well, hookers and blow, driving 171 miles an hour and having a father who preferred my elder and my only use to my dad is as a "bag man" doesn't sound like my idea of "living large"
Living 'fat" maybe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2023 05:39 PM (Keyt1)

372 interesting comment from ari fleischer, seen at twitchy:

You have got to be kidding me. Cocaine was found at the WH and authorities aren’t saying exactly where it was found. If it’s the Old Executive Office Building, it’s likely staff. If it’s the mansion, it’s likely Hunter.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 05, 2023 05:39 PM (B1FKF)

373
That's why Hunter had to hide it. Couldn't take it to Camp David.
Posted by: t-bird

===========

Why not?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 05:40 PM (lCaJd)

374 It's the apocalypse!

CNN
@CNN
The planet saw its hottest day ever this week. The record will be broken again and again

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 05:40 PM (FVME7)

375 Looks like Lamont is going to be with us a while.
Posted by: blaster

Because he's a big dummy.....

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 05, 2023 05:40 PM (tjZg/)

376 Posted by: Barry Mann at July 05, 2023 05:37 PM

I admit it. It was me. I put the ram in the ramalama ding dong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 05:40 PM (Wnv9h)

377 Well case closed. Add up another one day we'll know.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 05, 2023 05:41 PM (Ptio1)

378 Living large in that he is doing all manner of crimes without either remorse or consequence, yes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 05:41 PM (MeG8a)

379 374 It's the apocalypse!

CNN
@CNN
The planet saw its hottest day ever this week. The record will be broken again and again
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 05:40 PM (FVME7)

Damn you, sun!

We must block the sun from shining on the erf!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:41 PM (6VKyY)

380
SS is just ACES at the field of personal security for the President!

ACES, dammit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 05:41 PM (pNxlR)

381 Just ask Hunter if he’s hip to the bathroom scene!

Posted by: Cosmo K at July 05, 2023 05:41 PM (y72mI)

382 Short video clip of Hunter at the White House over the weekend. He's flying.

https://tinyurl.com/yzprk7bf
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM (ZLI7S)
........

Good grief.
High as a tick on flea dust.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

383 Still thinking someone was smuggling it into WH, ditched it when plan didn't look like it was going to work.

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 05:42 PM (xhxe8)

384 I admit it. It was me. I put the ram in the ramalama ding dong.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 05:40 PM (Wnv9h)

I'd like to shake you hand
You made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)

Thanks, man!

Posted by: Barry Mann at July 05, 2023 05:42 PM (4I/2K)

385
@CNN
The planet saw its hottest day ever this week. The record will be broken again and again
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

===========

omg. Hotter than the hottest day during the dinosaur era? Like, wasn't the whole planet a tropical steambox? Sorry, I'm rusty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 05:43 PM (lCaJd)

386 Hunter didn't relapse. He never stopped.

Posted by: torabora at July 05, 2023 05:43 PM (OUiUM)

387 374 It's the apocalypse!

CNN
@CNN
The planet saw its hottest day ever this week. The record will be broken again and again
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Cocaine found in the White House and the cover up must be polling GREAT!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2023 05:43 PM (sAmhv)

388 Why not?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Maybe he'd forgotten about the trip and he panicked.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 05:44 PM (CaJIi)

389 The more things change...

Politico, 04/13/2012 10:43 PM; Updated: 04/16/2012 11:55 AM EDT - Secret Service scandal rocks trip.

CARTAGENA, Colombia — Eleven Secret Service agents in Colombia for President Barack Obama’s trip there have been relieved of their duties amid allegations of misconduct.

"...said he heard of 12 agents being involved — some for allegedly soliciting prostitutes, others for attempting to cover it up. The group includes two supervisors, he said.
One of the prostitutes complained to police that she was not paid, setting off the investigation..."
---
NBC News, October 1, 2014: Long List of Breaches and Scandals for Secret Service Under Obama. The embarrassments have continued under two directors.
---
NPR: IT'S ALL POLITICS, Obama Administration Tripped Up By GSA's Vegas Spending Scandal, April 2, 20125:35 PM
A mind reader, a clown and a comedian walk into a bar.

"Actually, we don't know about a bar. But we do know they walked into a conference of federal workers held outside Las Vegas in October 2010."
-------------------
Carolina Coast online, Jan 4, 2017, 18 Obama scandals (from Breitbart) Scandal free said Valerie Jarrett. No, not at all.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process at July 05, 2023 05:44 PM (GshMh)

390 Short video clip of Hunter at the White House over the weekend. He's flying.

https://tinyurl.com/yzprk7bf
Posted by: JackStraw

Very manic look with eyes bugged out. Yep.

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 05:44 PM (oiNtH)

391 CNN @CNN
The planet saw its hottest day ever this week. The record will be broken again and again
-------------
News chyron reported that here -- NASA [IIRC] said that July 3rd was the hottest July 3rd worldwide in history.

I assume "history" means something like since 1991; and assuredly without any fudged temperature readings.

Oddly enough, the chyron didn't then list all the places with record-setting temperatures.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:45 PM (Vwz3I)

392 Hunter: Say man, you got a little toot on you?

SS: No, not on me, man.

Hunter: It's be a lot cooler if you did. All right, all right, all right.

Posted by: Dazed and Confused at July 05, 2023 05:45 PM (4I/2K)

393
Short video clip of Hunter at the White House over the weekend. He's flying.

https://tinyurl.com/yzprk7bf
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2023 05:33 PM

See the 'Mom' protecting her child?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2023 05:46 PM (enJYY)

394 Hunter didn't relapse. He never stopped.
Posted by: torabora at July 05, 2023 05:43 PM (OUiUM)
........

When he got his new teeth, the dentist gave him 25% off the next two pairs.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

395 "...said he heard of 12 agents being involved — some for allegedly soliciting prostitutes, others for attempting to cover it up. The group includes two supervisors, he said.
One of the prostitutes complained to police that she was not paid, setting off the investigation..."

Rookie mistake. You always pay off the entertainment.

Posted by: Cheri at July 05, 2023 05:46 PM (oiNtH)

396 389: Those are the ones that slipped out into the open during the godkings reign. There were others. Lots of others.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2023 05:47 PM (sAmhv)

397 nood shakes

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:47 PM (Vwz3I)

398 Hunter: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Posted by: Dazed and Confused at July 05, 2023 05:47 PM (4I/2K)

399 assumed that was a Capt. Picard man comment but I could only make it through about the first 25 minutes of a recent NOVA about ancient preserved footprints that had the Native Mafia pushing the "we evolved here separately so we are NOT just immigrants like Whitey" bullcrap.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:38 PM (Vwz3I)

It's proof that the current Indians wiped out Clovis man and stole his land. See, we can play the game too.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 05, 2023 05:47 PM (zQVw+)

400 The planet saw its hottest day ever this week. The record will be broken again and again

Switching from temperature to the "Feels Like!™" numbers? I see many records.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (CaJIi)

401 I see Sharon and Mister Scott beat me to the White House tours rules.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (3JfbU)

402 356 If the SS goes with the 'tourist' lie, then someone gets fired for complete incompetence as it could have easily been a nerve agent.

That someone who takes the fall will have to be paid handsomely to not spill the coca leaves as the fall guy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2023 05:36 PM
And they should stay the hell outta Fort Marcy Park too.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2023 05:56 PM (Uv0D2)

403 Eva Vlaardingerbroek
@EvaVlaar

Just had to go through ‘facial recognition boarding’ at LAX airport, meaning they scan your face and use your biometric data to identify you instead of checking your passport/boarding pass.

I tried to refuse, but was immediately told by the gate agent that it was obligatory and that they wouldn’t allow me to board the plane if I didn’t comply.

Yet another dystopian nightmare that has become reality.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (60h0q)

404 sheesh - dust the dust for fingerprints.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 05, 2023 06:22 PM (nJ1bF)

405 141 KJP is pissed hunter got her stash taken away

Uh-oh - out of the mouths of babes...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 05, 2023 07:04 PM (OqSlY)

406 The password is HUNTER

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 05, 2023 07:25 PM (wGqjj)

407 I was going to joke that the secret service was just going to use that old joke and say "there was no cocain, someone just shouted 'hey look Michael Cain' in a British accent" but this is even more ridiculous.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 05, 2023 07:30 PM (aTVrz)

408 Most likely a dead drop. The question is: For Whom?

Posted by: Brindle at July 05, 2023 09:45 PM (G1Atk)

409 It is a shame that the SS or the FBI doesn,t have access to fingerprint or DNA tecknology.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 06, 2023 12:02 AM (fReSx)

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