Mid-Morning Art Thread

Santa Maria della Salute, Sunset
William Stanley Haseltine

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

2 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (Wnv9h)

3 Not even one tree or dog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

4 Alternate title: Darkness falling on DC.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (Angsy)

5 Beautiful. Wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (zZu0s)

6 Or not...

*sigh*

*wanders off for more covfefe*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (Wnv9h)

7 Venetian sunset, I salute you!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (BHrzb)

8 This one's quite good.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (eYoxG)

9 Santa Maria della Salute (English: Saint Mary of Health), commonly known simply as the Salute, is a Roman Catholic church and minor basilica located at Punta della Dogana in the Dorsoduro sestiere of the city of Venice, Italy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:32 AM (zZu0s)

10 Hmm, the painting seems a little flat, Stanley.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2023 09:32 AM (Angsy)

11 Hosting the Americas Cup.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

12 Need I say the sniper is a SEAL in the water?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 02, 2023 09:32 AM (BHrzb)

13 Also, from wiki:
In 1630, Venice experienced an unusually devastating outbreak of the plague. As a votive offering for the city's deliverance from the pestilence, the Republic of Venice vowed to build and dedicate a church to Our Lady of Health. The church was designed in the then fashionable Baroque style by Baldassare Longhena, who studied under the architect Vincenzo Scamozzi. Construction began in 1631. Most of the objects of art housed in the church bear references to the Black Death.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:32 AM (zZu0s)

14 Doge not pictured.

Therefore not art.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:32 AM (9UlRk)

15 Nice. Would hang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:32 AM (c9yiW)

16 Captures the lighting spectacularly. Love the colors.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 02, 2023 09:33 AM (ftFVW)

17 The MET
Artist: William Stanley Haseltine (American, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 1835–1900 Rome)
Date: 1870–85
Culture: American
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 23 x 36 in. (58.4 x 91.4 cm)

The water is kind of a pointillism effect done with splotches.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

18 Or in one of the boats, or the dome of the church.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 02, 2023 09:34 AM (BHrzb)

19 Excellent impressionist work as it's not fuzzy from a distance, it does a great job of utilizing how our brains interpret imprecise images and inputs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 02, 2023 09:34 AM (eYoxG)

20 Would be a cool Place for Biden to fall.

Posted by: Montec at June 02, 2023 09:34 AM (VDUZf)

21 The interior:

https://is.gd/d63jsJ

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)

22 Is there a Nina and a Pinta?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

23 The water is kind of a pointillism effect done with splotches.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

Splotchilism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:34 AM (9UlRk)

24 On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 774

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

25 Nice painting. Where can I get a copy?

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 09:35 AM (88xKn)

26
That's the nuke detonating behind the scene.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 09:35 AM (MoZTd)

27 Splotchilism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:34 AM (9UlRk)

You get that by drinking the water there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2023 09:36 AM (Angsy)

28 ♬ ♩ ♪ wooden ships on the water...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2023 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

29 It's no J. M. W. Turner, or Canaletto.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 02, 2023 09:37 AM (BHrzb)

30 Pro Seafarer's tip:

Never approach Venice from downwind. Especially when the tide is going out.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

31 Is it supposed to be on fire?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 02, 2023 09:37 AM (ncXxy)

32 I really like Northern Italy. But not Venice. I made it less than a day there. Basically just got off the train, wandered around for a few hours, and said "nevermind."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 09:37 AM (oINRc)

33 Plague is one of the deadliest diseases in human history, second only to smallpox. A bacterial infection found mainly in rodents and associated fleas, plague readily leaps to humans in close contact. Plague outbreaks are the most notorious epidemics in history, inciting fears of plague’s use as a biological weapon.

I think ground squirrels carry this out in New Mexico.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

34 One of the paintings in the interior:

The Presentation of Our Lady in the Temple ('Our Lady' being Mary.)

https://is.gd/KD43MG

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:37 AM (zZu0s)

35 21 The interior:

https://is.gd/d63jsJ
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:34 AM (zZu0s)
*******
Beautiful.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

36 Nice but it ain't no polynikes

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 09:38 AM (lcj7x)

37 25 Nice painting. Where can I get a copy?
Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 09:35 AM (88xKn)

See 24

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:38 AM (BRHaw)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

39 ♬ ♩ ♪ wooden ships on the water...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2023 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

Hopefully, Jim SND doesn't see this one.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 02, 2023 09:38 AM (Angsy)

40 Photoesque.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

41 Nice since reading lots on naval history

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 09:38 AM (1YkSa)

42 This is beautiful. I like how the sun's rays silhouette the dome and colors everything else in a golden tint. My favorite details are the small spire right-center, half in shade, half light, and the lighting on the gondolier just below.

Posted by: Kris at June 02, 2023 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

43
Muldoon's Review Of Today's Art - a limerick

The sailors cried "Ahoy and Avast!"
As they ran all the sails up the mast
The ignorant dopes
Truly had hopes
Of outrunning a nuclear blast!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 09:39 AM (991eG)

44 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 09:39 AM (Wnv9h)

45 Sunset > Sunrise

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

46 Another painting on the Interior (looks beautiful, but partially blocked by a statue- possibly of St Anthony of Padua.)

The Assumption of Our Lady

https://is.gd/zQsH4a

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:40 AM (zZu0s)

47 Doge not pictured.

Therefore not art.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:32 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 09:40 AM (Wnv9h)

48 Beautiful; would hang.

From Italy Heaven, in part: Santa Maria della Salute was built 1631-1681 and dedicated to the Madonna in gratitude for the end of an outbreak of plague (the name means St. Mary of the Health). The church was an unusual shape at the time and is still striking today; taking the form of an octagon under a massive central dome.

Once a year on the 21st November special masses are held to remember the city's deliverance from plague, and a temporary votive bridge is erected over the Grand Canal. The celebration is one of the most heart-felt in Venice, and is called the Festa della Salute.

Thank you.

Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 09:40 AM (GshMh)

49 Another gorgeous seascape. I love the luminous quality of the sky and reflection in the water. The calm water surface, the loose sails, and the absence of people gives the feel of a peaceful, quiet evening, the day's work done. Very pleasant.

Look up some of Haseltine's other works. They are excellent.

Posted by: JTB at June 02, 2023 09:41 AM (7EjX1)

50 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 09:39 AM (Wnv9h)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

51 Sunset > Sunrise
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:39 AM

Debatable. On one hand...

Posted by: Tevya at June 02, 2023 09:42 AM (Wnv9h)

52 Is that Chicago?

Posted by: red speck at June 02, 2023 09:42 AM (Ny/Va)

53 Venice also has a lot of venereal disease. Gondoliera.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:43 AM (c9yiW)

54 Beautiful sky. Haseltine certainly enjoyed his scenes of water.
I really like the Hudson River School artists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:43 AM (Keyt1)

55 52 Is that Chicago?
Posted by: red speck at Jun

Nah, the canal would be full of blood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 09:43 AM (oINRc)

56 Sunrise would make more sense for a Church dedicated to Mary. She was known as the Morning Star (or Star of the Morning.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:44 AM (zZu0s)

57 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 02, 2023 09:44 AM (KiBMU)

58 Thank you, CBD, for this one. Truly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:45 AM (zZu0s)

59 Are those minarets on the left side of the painting?

Posted by: dantesed at June 02, 2023 09:46 AM (88xKn)

60 Alternate titlle:

Venice. The Menace.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 09:46 AM (991eG)

61 Gorgeous sky.

Posted by: Ziba at June 02, 2023 09:46 AM (4h9M3)

62 A view from Harry's Bar, after two or three Bellinis

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 09:46 AM (7tUHB)

63 57 Who wins this and what's the end result?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 02, 2023 09:44 AM (KiBMU)

=====

The 100 comment rule wins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

64 Beautiful painting. Interesting how the capitol dome is the visual draw, but when you embiggen, the focus seems to be on the men on the boats taking in the wonder of the sunset. The colorful sails pull you to the men who all seem to have their backs to the painter, esp the standing man in the white shirt.

Posted by: red speck at June 02, 2023 09:46 AM (Ny/Va)

65 Seems to be a lot of brown nosing this morning.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

66 18th Century Venetian paintings of the church of Santa Maria della Salute featured in this episode of Fake or Fortune? with a promo clip of it here:
https://tinyurl.com/4uh54njt
1:18 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 09:47 AM (Vwz3I)

67 The colorful sails pull you to the men

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Ahoy!

Posted by: Bill K at June 02, 2023 09:47 AM (oINRc)

68 Haseltine was a part of the Hudson River School and Luminism of the mid 1800s, which I love. Years ago the national Gallery had a huge exhibit of those works. I spent most of a day going around the show. It was magnificent.

Posted by: JTB at June 02, 2023 09:47 AM (7EjX1)

69
Seems to be a lot of brown nosing this morning.
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

___________

Meh. It's no Modigliani.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 09:48 AM (MoZTd)

70 65 Seems to be a lot of brown nosing this morning.
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

It is a beautiful painting. And church.

You have to encourage him to give us wonders like this and less of the fat guy on the ottoman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:48 AM (zZu0s)

71 So, ok, let's say i go OT on comment 101, but comments 98 and 99 get blasted for also going OT.... now I'm at 99, and OT... so do i get blasted too?

That hardly seems fair.

Harrumph.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:48 AM (9UlRk)

72 Santa Maria della Salute, Sunset
William Stanley Haseltine

Well la de da, this Haseltine fellow can paint. After a quick look through other paintings he utterly nails how the color of light changes over the course of day, how light is affected by clouds acting as filters or concentrators (spotlight effects), and can render everything with perfect color and saturation, based my staring at dirt, trees, and sky a whole bunch - lessor talents are always off just enough, sort of like Samsung cellphone photos are a cartoon show. Oh, and he didn't get thrown in prison, not even once. And my to my disappointment he never painted a single lesbian that I can find.

Verdict: Would hang this with glee.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:49 AM (a175k)

73 Similar view from current times:

https://tinyurl.com/yxvtuv6j

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:49 AM (BRHaw)

74 This is a wonderful painting. Finding all the details is enjoyable. The water is especially lush with subtle chaos yet some degree of order. The lower right hand pattern is remarkable in it's realism. Embraces both a dynamic and static sense.

Posted by: pawn at June 02, 2023 09:50 AM (wsHtO)

75
That hardly seems fair.

Harrumph.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:48 AM (9UlRk)

__________

Comments complaining about the 100 comment rule do not count toward the 100 comment threshold.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 09:50 AM (MoZTd)

76 =====

The 100 comment rule wins.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

DAMMIT!!!

*stops watching Art Thread

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

77 I like how he depicts the light as both a particle and a wave.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 09:51 AM (AwYPR)

78 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

*snort*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 09:51 AM (9UlRk)

79 A history of the basilica of Our Lady of Good Health -- Santa Maria della Salute -- started after Venice was hit by the Plague in 1630.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2fm7p7

Includes numerous photos and just one Tourism popup!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 09:51 AM (Vwz3I)

80 This is the time of day when everyone's headed to Harry's Bar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 09:52 AM (s12c9)

81 This is the time of day when everyone's headed to Harry's Bar.
Posted by: Cicero

Where everyone knows your name.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:53 AM (GIBR7)

82 Ah, Venice.

Indiana Jones and the lost weekend.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:53 AM (gmo/4)

83 Spiky painting.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (tM5h4)

84 Unsurprisingly, the painting reminded me a lot of Malta.
https://tinyurl.com/yckvskvm
https://tinyurl.com/2sbnfxtz

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (NCgXW)

85 71 So, ok, let's say i go OT on comment 101, but comments 98 and 99 get blasted for also going OT.... now I'm at 99, and OT... so do i get blasted too?

-----------

A fair comment on the enigma of time travel.

Also, nice boats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (s12c9)

86 , the Republic of Venice vowed to build and dedicate a church to Our Lady of Health. The church was designed in the then fashionable Baroque style by Baldassare Longhena,

********

False Accusations

The criticisms reeked of ipse dixit
And the town council threatened to nix it
But the designer said "Please,
I'm down on my knees
Saying if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (991eG)

87 Don't know nothin about them fancy pitures, but I know I like that one.

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (53oGX)

88 Ah, Venice.

Indiana Jones and the lost weekend.
Posted by: Archer

Ah, Venice.
Indiana Jones and the penicillin shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (GIBR7)

89 “If you feel you’ve been unfairly blasted for violating the 100-Comment Rule, we should talk. You may be entitled to substantial compensation.”

— Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe, PLLC, experts in 100-Comment Rule Law

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (c9yiW)

90 Venice also has a lot of venereal disease. Gondoliera.
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Does it hurt when you urinate in the Grand Canal??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)

91 This is the time of day when everyone's headed to Harry's Bar. Posted by: Cicero

Where everyone knows your name. Posted by: rickb223

Unless it is a gay bar which in that case everybody avoids making eye contact. Gratuitous 6 months of Pride Month reference.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 09:55 AM (a175k)

92 “If you feel you’ve been unfairly blasted for violating the 100-Comment Rule, we should talk. You may be entitled to substantial compensation.”

— Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe, PLLC, experts in 100-Comment Rule Law
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

We will see you in court!
Ben Dover & C. Howitt Fields, Esquire

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:56 AM (GIBR7)

93 82 Ah, Venice.

Indiana Jones and the ~~lost weekend.~~ sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:53 AM

From his dad, no less....

Posted by: Movie Moron at June 02, 2023 09:56 AM (NCgXW)

94 Another very nice painting with one of my favorite subjects, water.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 02, 2023 09:56 AM (qoLdL)

95 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

Inspector thinks he got it from a dead rabbit he came across in, I think, Arizona. He knew the buboes needed expressed when they started to develop (which is also how he knew it was plague) so by the time he felt well enough to get to a Dr. there wasn't much to prove that's what the problem had been.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 02, 2023 09:56 AM (nC+QA)

96 88 Ah, Venice.

Indiana Jones and the lost weekend.
Posted by: Archer

Ah, Venice.
Indiana Jones and the penicillin shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (GIBR7)

Valtrex and PlanB with a shot of vodka

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:57 AM (BRHaw)

97 Ah, Venice.

Indiana Jones and the lost weekend. sloppy seconds.
Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:53 AM

Well, she was a hot Nazi babe. Probably "knew" things too.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

98 Another very nice painting with one of my favorite subjects, water.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 02, 2023 09:56 AM (qoLdL)

Probably lumpy water.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 09:57 AM (AwYPR)

99 Plague? Pffft. Is the city even concerned about global warming and sea level rise.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 09:57 AM (hh7Ed)

100 Inspector thinks he got it from a dead rabbit he came across in, I think, Arizona. He knew the buboes needed expressed when they started to develop (which is also how he knew it was plague) so by the time he felt well enough to get to a Dr. there wasn't much to prove that's what the problem had been.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

I simply hate it when my buboes need expressed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:58 AM (GIBR7)

101 Carrying over the movie spoiler alerts for the benefit of Fen:

Bruce Willis is dead at the end.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 02, 2023 09:58 AM (KbCG3)

102 — Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe, PLLC, experts in 100-Comment Rule Law
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (c9yiW)

The Kennedys use Whiner, Diner, Dicker, and Dunkar.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM (BRHaw)

103 Another very nice painting with one of my favorite subjects, water.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 02, 2023 09:56 AM (qoLdL)

Probably lumpy water.
Posted by: BignJames

That painting doesn't look like the Cleveland waterfront.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM (GIBR7)

104 Indiana gets married, and....aliens or some shit.

Posted by: Movie Moron at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM (NCgXW)

105 Inspector thinks he got it from a dead rabbit...

We're the Dead Rabbits and we rule the Five Points!

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

106 Comment 100 is still subject to the 100 comment rule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Was Alison Doody in anything other than Last Crusade?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM (c9yiW)

108 nice cupola ...

Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 10:00 AM (Cus5s)

109 I simply hate it when my buboes need expressed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 09:58 AM (GIBR7)

Better than your dog's anal glands.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:00 AM (AwYPR)

110 102 — Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe, PLLC, experts in 100-Comment Rule Law
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:54 AM (c9yiW)

The Kennedys use Whiner, Diner, Dicker, and Dunkar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM

I thought he used Dunkar, Leavyr and Lye?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 10:00 AM (NCgXW)

111 That painting doesn't look like the Cleveland waterfront.
Posted by: rickb223

A city of progress and prosperity. As for progress part, things really went to hell when Indians were renamed.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 10:02 AM (a175k)

112 107 Was Alison Doody in anything other than Last Crusade?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM

From wiki: After making her feature film debut as Bond girl Jenny Flex in A View to a Kill (1985), she went on to play Elsa Schneider in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989). Other roles include Siobhan Donavan in A Prayer for the Dying (1987), Charlotte in Taffin (198, Rebecca Flannery in Major League II (1994) and Catherine Buxton in RRR (2022). She also played Pam in Beaver Falls (2011–2012).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 10:02 AM (NCgXW)

113 The plague is coming, flea for your lives!

To the vector goes the boils!

Posted by: Dottore della Peste at June 02, 2023 10:02 AM (991eG)

114 Comment 100 is still subject to the 100 comment rule.

Otherwise it would be the 99 comment rule. Then that one would be squishy, then…. Well, that’s how slopes get slippery.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 10:03 AM (nfrXX)

115 The 100 comment rule wins.
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Commenting Chris Christie weighs a ton
I fought the HQ
And the HQ won

I commented early for fun
I fought the HQ
And the HQ won

So I'm breaking rocks in the hot sun
I fought the HQ
And the HQ won

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117 Ask your doctor if the 100 comment rule is right for you.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 10:04 AM (gmo/4)

118 nice cupola ...
Posted by: illiniwek

The Spare and The Mare are working on a press release denouncing you for violating their privacy.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 10:04 AM (a175k)

119 The first rule of 100 Comment Rule....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2023 10:05 AM (ZCCyW)

120 Peaceful...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2023 10:05 AM (YKTco)

121 112 Thanks, MA.

I still say Kate Capshaw was the hottest Indy girl, despite the annoyingness of her character.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:06 AM (c9yiW)

122 nice cupola
------------
Duomo arigato.
👨

Posted by: a Japanese architect at June 02, 2023 10:07 AM (Vwz3I)

123 Between yesterday and today, our horse remains in the barn.

Posted by: America at June 02, 2023 10:07 AM (a3Q+t)

124 Thanks, MA.

I still say Kate Capshaw was the hottest Indy girl, despite the annoyingness of her character.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Can we just have some love for Fleabag cuz in couple of weeks she is going to need it.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 10:07 AM (a175k)

125 119 The first rule of 100 Comment Rule....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2023 10:05 AM (ZCCyW)

========

Entrap new commenters by never mentioning the 100 comment rule?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

126 Not even one tree or dog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

My thoughts exactly, before I even scrolled down to the comments. Very nice painting, nonetheless.

Thank you, CBD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:08 AM (byM+V)

127 Hollywooooood!

Posted by: Japanese Submarine Sailor at June 02, 2023 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

128 Thank you, CBD, for this one. Truly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 02, 2023 09:45 AM (zZu0s)

I'm glad you liked it!

It's the sort of art that fascinates me. It is by no means great, but the artist demonstrates excellent technique, an excellent subject, and he clearly spent some time and took it seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2023 10:08 AM (ZCCyW)

129 124 Fleabag?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:09 AM (c9yiW)

130 Yeah, late again. Had written about the ballots and USPS but I guess I hit the wrong key and it was deleted.
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When that happens, Lola, hit the "go back" arrow and sometimes it goes back to the comment box with your comment still in it [if ctrl-z doesn't undo the deletion].

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:10 AM (Vwz3I)

131 129 124 Fleabag?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:09 AM (c9yiW)

Limey McBoring-Hyphen

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:11 AM (9UlRk)

132 It is by no means great, but the artist demonstrates excellent technique, an excellent subject, and he clearly spent some time and took it seriously.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2023 10:08 AM (ZCCyW)

....and we could sure use more of that, these days.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:11 AM (AwYPR)

133 The Kennedys use Whiner, Diner, Dicker, and Dunkar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM

How have I, a lifelong Masshole, never heard this Kennedy joke?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)

134 Comment 100 is still subject to the 100 comment rule.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:59 AM

If comments utilized zero-based indexing, as all proper numerating schemes do, that would be evaluated as false.

Posted by: C Programmer at June 02, 2023 10:11 AM (a3Q+t)

135 Inspector thinks he got it from a dead rabbit he came across in, I think, Arizona. He knew the buboes needed expressed when they started to develop (which is also how he knew it was plague) so by the time he felt well enough to get to a Dr. there wasn't much to prove that's what the problem had been.

*******

Yersinia pestis is not typically associated with rabbits. Another possibility for "buboes" or painful swollen lymph glands after handling a dead rabbit would be tularemia. Serologic testing may be available after the fact.

Posted by: Dottore della Peste at June 02, 2023 10:12 AM (991eG)

136 Fleabag? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Phoebe Waller-Bridge, the co-star in the Indy 5 movie had a TV show called Fleabag. I think that is something one should be proud to be known by given the circumstances.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 10:12 AM (a175k)

137 It's the sort of art that fascinates me. It is by no means great, but the artist demonstrates excellent technique, an excellent subject, and he clearly spent some time and took it seriously.
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And it's without pier!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:12 AM (Vwz3I)

138 How have I, a lifelong Masshole, never heard this Kennedy joke?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)

I believed it.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:12 AM (AwYPR)

139 /Plague doctor mask off

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM (991eG)

140 I-uh,, uh-I uhhmmmm,

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM (vwCZJ)

141 Does it hurt when you urinate in the Grand Canal??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 09:55 AM

It will if we catch you doing it.

Posted by: The Carabinieri at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM (Wnv9h)

142 Multiple DU threads on this now...is it the new, dumber Lefty lie for the echo chamber? ...between the state's politics pushing hard to the right and a slew of new laws affecting Florida's LGBTQ+ community, schools and more, she's joined the ranks of those leaving Florida for places they find safer for themselves and their families.

Logan, her husband and their three daughters recently left Brevard for an area of Georgia that's a splash of political blue northeast of Atlanta. It's a "better, healthier place" to raise the couple's children, the oldest of whom identifies as gay.

Brain Drain. FL will be paying for DeSatan for a long time. Students don't
want to be in a sea of hatred. And they don't want to be dictated to by the Florida government as to what studies are available. More and more Florida is the epicenter for Idiocracy.

I feel a negative energy here now which gives me a lot of trepidation. I'll head back up to New England, it will be a lot better.

There is definitely no fun anymore, it's been replaced with stress and hatred. Vacationers and others will eventually get what is going on.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM (NCgXW)

143 131 Limey McBoring-Hyphen

I don’t get it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM (c9yiW)

144 117 Ask your doctor if the 100 comment rule is right for you.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 10:04 AM (gmo/4)

If your rule last longer than 100 comments, call your doctor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)

145 It is by no means great, but the artist demonstrates excellent technique, an excellent subject, and he clearly spent some time and took it seriously. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Well, it is a pretty excellent landscape thing. I am pulling towards the great side with that scoping in place.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 10:14 AM (a175k)

146 Morning.

Very nice sunset! Would hang.

In other news. I am officially *old*. You know how I know? My knee decided that it's going to give me hell. Knees what give you hell are the sign of crossing the threshold into old. It also means the only way of getting the girl of my dreams is having seven figures in the bank.

Fuck my life.

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:14 AM (SdIsA)

147 142 I feel a negative energy here now which gives me a lot of trepidation. I'll head back up to New England, it will be a lot better.

There is definitely no fun anymore, it's been replaced with stress and hatred. Vacationers and others will eventually get what is going on.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM (NCgXW)

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And FL just gained 2 electoral votes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

148 In other news. I am officially *old*. You know how I know? My knee decided that it's going to give me hell. Knees what give you hell are the sign of crossing the threshold into old. It also means the only way of getting the girl of my dreams is having seven figures in the bank.

Fuck my life.
Posted by: Robert

Happy 29th birthday.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (a175k)

149 How have I, a lifelong Masshole, never heard this Kennedy joke?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)

Who won the Georgia Spelling Bee?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (BRHaw)

150 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM

Projection ain't just a river in Egypt, is it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (Wnv9h)

151 Starboard!

Posted by: scottst at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (qcvs8)

152 136 Thanks, LiS. Now I get it.

Next question: Is she hot?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (c9yiW)

153 Any Carter with Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (BRHaw)

154 Students don't want to be in a sea of hatred. And they don't want to be dictated to by the Florida government as to what studies are available.

Last time I checked, students didn't get to decide.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (GIBR7)

155 Bad news everyone.

Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

156 137 It's the sort of art that fascinates me. It is by no means great, but the artist demonstrates excellent technique, an excellent subject, and he clearly spent some time and took it seriously.
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And it's without pier!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:12 AM (Vwz3I)

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In great art, that's really the quay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (s12c9)

157 Don't prairie dogs carry the plague?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (hh7Ed)

158 I don’t get it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:13 AM (c9yiW)

It's what i call that actress because i can never remember her actual name.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (9UlRk)

159 Who won the Georgia Spelling Bee?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM

*adopts feeling of trepidation*

I don't know? Who won the Georgia Spelling Bee?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (Wnv9h)

160 127 Hollywooooood!
Posted by: Japanese Submarine Sailor at June 02, 2023 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

And then Hollywood said where did whooo go?

Posted by: blaster at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (8SAJV)

161 155 Bad news everyone.

Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

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She going to stay in Rosie O'Donnell's farm in Canada after Rosie left America when W won?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

162 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Does she think you can grow donuts on a farm?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (lc5cP)

163 The Spare and The Mare are negotiating movie rights to Spare.

Rumour has it that Idris Elba will star.

The question true cinemaphiles are asking is whether Ridley Scott will direct.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

164 Happy 29th birthday.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (a175k)

*Pulls out the party hats, streamers and cheap bourbon*

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (SdIsA)

165 In other news. I am officially *old*. You know how I know?

Coke is no longer a nickel a bottle?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (GIBR7)

166 And FL just gained 2 electoral votes!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

My wild ass guess is Tex and Fal were cheated out of about 4 seats in 2020.
Cal, Ill, NY, and NE areas all should have lost at least those 4!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (BRHaw)

167

"We had to leave Venice behind"
Giuseppe the duck hunter whined,
"No matter how fast we erect 'em,
The government would detect them,
And pull up our Venetian blinds!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (IAwid)

168 Today is National Donut Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

169 If comments utilized zero-based indexing, as all proper numerating schemes do, that would be evaluated as false.

It’s the 100 comment rule, not the 100th rule.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (nfrXX)

170 It also means the only way of getting the girl of my dreams is having seven figures in the bank.

Why? Did getting the girl of your dreams mean running her down in some sort of race?

Sorry about your knee. I hear this complaint from people who are older. (Yes; I know you're not THAT Old) and people who drive for a living.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (Keyt1)

171 Another possibility for "buboes" or painful swollen lymph glands after handling a dead rabbit would be tularemia. Serologic testing may be available after the fact.
Posted by: Dottore della Peste at June 02, 2023 10:12 AM (991eG)

If you need new ammo for your Mosin-Nagant, just give Russia the money, and let Tularemia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (byM+V)

172 Sorry to break up this art fest, but this shit pisses me off to levels never before contemplated.

It is now prohibited for young Americans to respectfully sing the National Anthem in the nation's Capitol building.

https://tinyurl.com/2xybkhyk

Fuck every work bastard and Democrat and liberal to hell. Every single one of them. Elected or not.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (lf83v)

173 Bad news everyone.

Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

Oh no!

So anyway...

Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (SdIsA)

174 157 Don't prairie dogs carry the plague?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (hh7Ed)

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That's an ugly slur perpetuated by city dogs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (s12c9)

175 163 The Spare and The Mare are negotiating movie rights to Spare.

Rumour has it that Idris Elba will star.

The question true cinemaphiles are asking is whether Ridley Scott will direct.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

Then who will play Harry?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)

176 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

She'll blend right in.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (AwYPR)

177 Bad news everyone.

Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

with her health condition, she eventually buy that farm.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (OgrpQ)

178 Brain Drain. FL will be paying for DeSatan for a long time. Students don't
want to be in a sea of hatred. And they don't want to be dictated to by the Florida government as to what studies are available. More and more Florida is the epicenter for Idiocracy.

So let me understand...importing millions of invaders with little to no schooling makes us stronger. But losing a handful of some joke college degree holders is a devastating loss?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:19 AM (lc5cP)

179 Quando tularemia
I give all my life
to some bunny who loves me
and there's no bunny
that could drive me away
from what I feel for Yersinia

Posted by: Engelbert Humperdinck at June 02, 2023 10:19 AM (Vwz3I)

180 162 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Does she think you can grow donuts on a farm?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM

It's the only place she can wear a feedbag outside and not look out-of-place.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 10:19 AM (NCgXW)

181 162 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

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She looks like she could pull a plow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:19 AM (s12c9)

182 The people who probably feel the most hatred in Florida are people who are all on the LBGT (Let's transgender kids-Yay!!) train because they are projecting hatred onto others.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:19 AM (Keyt1)

183 171 Wow, AOP, I am in awe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:20 AM (c9yiW)

184 166 And FL just gained 2 electoral votes!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

My wild ass guess is Tex and Fal were cheated out of about 4 seats in 2020.
Cal, Ill, NY, and NE areas all should have lost at least those 4!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (BRHaw)

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This was all but confirmed by official sources. "Oops! Our mistakes gave NY an extra representative!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:20 AM (LvTSG)

185 Then who will play Harry?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)

I'd buy a ticket just to see Idris Elba in a skanky cocktail dress holding a stainless steel briefcase with a dopey vacant grin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:20 AM (9UlRk)

186 178 So let me understand...importing millions of invaders with little to no schooling makes us stronger. But losing a handful of some joke college degree holders is a devastating loss?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:19 AM (lc5cP)

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"Shut up, racist!"
-The response

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:20 AM (LvTSG)

187 Don't prairie dogs carry the plague?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (hh7Ed)
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That's an ugly slur perpetuated by city dogs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:18 AM (s12c9)

Bitches!

Posted by: Prairie Dog at June 02, 2023 10:20 AM (AiZBA)

188 Oh no, DUmmies! Logans' run!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:20 AM (Vwz3I)

189 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Good, I'll help the fat slob pack.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 02, 2023 10:21 AM (wagHN)

190 All of the boats with the sails up, I assume sunrise.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:21 AM (to8pj)

191 And pull up our Venetian blinds!"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

******

Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 10:22 AM (991eG)

192 I'll tumble for ya...
I'll tumble for ya...
I'll tumble for you!

Kasey Kasem's blast from the past by Culture Club!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 10:22 AM (6VKyY)

193 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

She will raise swine is my guess.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:22 AM (to8pj)

194 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

What the f*ck is a fatophobe?

I'm not afraid of her fat...I am disgusted by it, and disgusted by the message that sloth and gluttony are to be worshiped.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (ZCCyW)

195 #167 Bravo, Bitter Clinger!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (Vwz3I)

196 168 Today is National Donut Day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

Bastards.

Posted by: Friends of the Torus at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (6VKyY)

197 190 All of the boats with the sails up, I assume sunrise.

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Exactly so.

Santa Maria della Salute, Sunset

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (s12c9)

198 FBI Relents On Biden Document, Will Bring Memo To The Hill

So what? McCarthy will do nothing with it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (to8pj)

199 163 The Spare and The Mare are negotiating movie rights to Spare.

I can't wait to watch the scene where applies Arden cream to his junk while thinking of his mom. So hot...

Posted by: David French at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (NCgXW)

200 Off topic. Watched The Irishman last night with Pesci, Deniro and Pacino. Not sure if it was getting great reviews or not. Pesci delivers a great performance. Deniro a Pacino sleepwalking through it. No amount of de aging and cgi could erase deniro's old man shuffle. The awards banquet scene was notable in its length and importance. But watching Pacino and deniro have the Tarantino French big Mac conversation over and over git to be like club to the head.

Honestly having voice over narration for 3.5 hour movie got a bit much as well.

Time to let the genre die Martin.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (0Qrr3)

201 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Good, I'll help the fat slob pack.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 02, 2023 10:21 AM (wagHN)

Someone needs to make a meme of a naked Lizzo, with other landwhales in the background, placidly grazing in a field of cotton candy bushes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (byM+V)

202 >>Exactly so.

Santa Maria della Salute, Sunset
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Doh! I need to improve my reading skills.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:24 AM (to8pj)

203 >>Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Finally. That was a lot of work by all of us to get her fat ass to this point.

Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2023 10:24 AM (CysFb)

204 Old Yeller Levin: If Dems Win House, They’ll Say ‘Go Screw Yourselves’ to Republicans Who Thought They Had a Debt Deal

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Why, I shan't believe it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:24 AM (FVME7)

205 Painting is pretty. And pointy. Pointy like "we dare a zeppelin to try to land here."

Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 02, 2023 10:24 AM (MvF+J)

206 Really old and busted: You succeed in the music industry by having singing talent and great songs

Old and busted: You succeed in the music industry by being hot and banging music industry execs

New Hotness: We'll pay you by the pound!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:25 AM (lc5cP)

207 Doh! I need to improve my reading skills.

Welcome, new commenter!

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 10:26 AM (nfrXX)

208 Old Yeller Levin: If Dems Win House, They’ll Say ‘Go Screw Yourselves’ to Republicans Who Thought They Had a Debt Deal

Sometimes the Dems have a majority. Sometimes the Repubs. Regardless, the UniParty is always in charge.

Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 10:26 AM (F7qFh)

209 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

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She looks like she could pull a plow.
Posted by: Cicero

Try backing her into a trace & harness.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 10:26 AM (GIBR7)

210 Deniro can only ever play Deniro. He's like Ahnuld but less entertaining.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:26 AM (lc5cP)

211 ‘Science’ Tells Us Energy and Cement Companies Cause Wildfires

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The root of the problem is that people continue to want to live and work in buildings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)

212 Beautiful painting. I'd enjoy being a passenger on any one of those boats, crewman: no so much.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 10:27 AM (BCzm7)

213 /sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 02, 2023 10:27 AM (AiZBA)

214 210 Deniro can only ever play Deniro. He's like Ahnuld but less entertaining.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:26 AM (lc5cP)

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His performance in Stardust was...different.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

215 190 All of the boats with the sails up, I assume sunrise.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:21 AM

Sun's out, ~~guns~~ sails out.

It sounds better in Italian.

Posted by: Old Italian Bro Code at June 02, 2023 10:27 AM (NCgXW)

216 Don't go, Lizzo... To Serve Fat Free... it's a diet book!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:27 AM (Vwz3I)

217 A fat farm??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:27 AM (Vwz3I)

218 NASCAR Is Up Next for ‘Bud Light’ Treatment After Tweet Promoting Sexual Deviancy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:28 AM (to8pj)

219 83 year old Pacino is having a baby with his 29 year old girlfriend.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 10:28 AM (hh7Ed)

220 New York Dems Want to Free ‘Son of Sam,’ All Serial Killers

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Well, population reduction is necessary if we're going to defeat climate change.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:28 AM (FVME7)

221
Door to Door Sales - a llimerick'

There once was a housewife named Ann
Came a knock, to the front door she ran
But she didn't get dressed
When asked why, she confessed,
"He said he was the Venetian Blind man!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (991eG)

222 "NASCAR Is Up Next for ‘Bud Light’ Treatment After Tweet Promoting Sexual Deviancy"

So I guess the fans already forgave them for the noose hoax.

Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (MvF+J)

223 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

Who?

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (gmo/4)

224 Lizzo could make a lot of money and be truly inspirational if she entered into a journey to fitness and improving her health.

She could encourage a lot of people and still maintain her singing career. She would be very, very popular and help the world.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (IAwid)

225 >>219 83 year old Pacino is having a baby with his 29 year old girlfriend.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

29 year old girlfriend: Surprise! You ain't dumping me that easily now buddy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (to8pj)

226 Painting is pretty. And pointy. Pointy like "we dare a zeppelin to try to land here."
Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 02, 2023 10:24 AM (MvF+J)

The public library in Stephenville, Newfoundland has a painting by a local artist, that depicts a Zeppelin floating above the harbor. Don't remember if it was the Graf Zeppelin or the Hindenburg, but S'ville was a stopover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (byM+V)

227 222 "NASCAR Is Up Next for ‘Bud Light’ Treatment After Tweet Promoting Sexual Deviancy"

So I guess the fans already forgave them for the noose hoax.
Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (MvF+J)

========

Come on. Where else are they supposed to watch circles for 4 straight hours outside?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

228 I don't know anything about Lizzo except that she's very, very large. What type of music does she sing and does she have a good voice?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:30 AM (Keyt1)

229 She could encourage a lot of people and still maintain her singing career. She would be very, very popular and help the world.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (IAwid)

Let's not get carried away, here.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (AwYPR)

230 Come on. Where else are they supposed to watch circles for 4 straight hours outside?

You could always just get one of those bird feeders that makes squirrels spin around if they try to get on it.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (lc5cP)

231 >>So I guess the fans already forgave them for the noose hoax.
Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece

I read attendance is down at most of their races since the Great Noosing. Also, the banning of the Confederate flag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (to8pj)

232 219 83 year old Pacino is having a baby with his 29 year old girlfriend.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 10:28 AM (hh7Ed

Anchor baby

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (6VKyY)

233 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · 1h
Today on Coffee With Scott Adams, I will be interviewing the bag of sand that tried to assassinate President Biden.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)

234 Someone needs to make a meme of a naked Lizzo, with other landwhales in the background, placidly grazing in a field of cotton candy bushes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM

Suicide for a meme is dedication. We're gonna need a bigger server to handle all the pixels needed, chief.

Posted by: Old Italian Bro Code at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (NCgXW)

235 "NASCAR Is Up Next for ‘Bud Light’ Treatment After Tweet Promoting Sexual Deviancy"

So I guess the fans already forgave them for the noose hoax.
Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 02, 2023 10:29 AM (MvF+J)

No surprise, NASCAR is always turning left.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (AiZBA)

236 What type of music does she sing and does she have a good voice?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:30 AM (Keyt1)

Hip-hop, mostly songs about how she is very sexy and that being fat is very sexy.

She has a pretty good voice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (IAwid)

237 He sniper is is a difficult position because if he is not careful he will silhouette himself with the sunset behind him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (wsSEe)

238 I don't know anything about Lizzo except that she's very, very large. What type of music does she sing

My guess: Whale songs.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 10:32 AM (gmo/4)

239 Doesn’t Lizzo also play the flute?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:32 AM (c9yiW)

240
I read attendance is down at most of their races since the Great Noosing. Also, the banning of the Confederate flag.

Imagine telling someone in 1983 that in 2023 the confederate flag would be banned everywhere, but you couldn't escape flags celebrating homosexuality, transsexualism and pedophilia being pushed by every major company...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:33 AM (lc5cP)

241 NASCAR has been left wing forever. And the fans don’t seem to care. See also NFL, MLB, NBA.

Posted by: Montec at June 02, 2023 10:33 AM (LUk/Z)

242 Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog · 1h
It's been a wild 24 hours. It began with Twitter labeling our film hate speech and completely suppressing it, and ends with all suppression lifted and Elon Musk himself tweeting out the film and urging people to watch it. A huge win.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

243 Let's not get carried away, here.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (AwYPR)

I think it's true.

It obviously wouldn't appeal to a lot of people around here, because we don't really look at pop stars as any kind of role model.

But for a lot of young women, she could be a positive influence instead of telling them that obesity is good, which is a very negative influence.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 02, 2023 10:34 AM (IAwid)

244 242 Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog · 1h
It's been a wild 24 hours. It began with Twitter labeling our film hate speech and completely suppressing it, and ends with all suppression lifted and Elon Musk himself tweeting out the film and urging people to watch it. A huge win.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:33 AM (Vwz3I)

=======

Seen by more than 8 million people.

Larger than 3 days of prime time viewers at Fox.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

245
What the f*ck is a fatophobe?

I'm not afraid of her fat...I am disgusted by it, and disgusted by the message that sloth and gluttony are to be worshiped.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2023 10:23 AM (ZCCyW)

But she eats clean and works out!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

246 Doesn’t Lizzo also play the flute?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:32 AM (c9yiW)

Fantasia! Hippo in tutu playing a flute.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 02, 2023 10:34 AM (AiZBA)

247 What type of music does she sing and does she have a good voice?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:30 AM (Keyt1)

She sings from her diaphragm. It takes a looong time for the music to bubble up from there. "Camptown Races" is due to emerge later this month, or early next month.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:34 AM (byM+V)

248 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 10:34 AM (u82oZ)

249 But she eats clean and works out!!!!!

I suspect she eats as much as Michael Phelps and works out as much as someone that gets a health care membership for new years and....never goes.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:35 AM (lc5cP)

250 Come on. Where else are they supposed to watch circles for 4 straight hours outside?

Just put Curly on loop and watch on your phone while drinking moonshine on the front porch? https://youtu.be/T2iZPRif2i4

Posted by: Movie Moron at June 02, 2023 10:35 AM (NCgXW)

251 Deniro can only ever play Deniro. He's like Ahnuld but less entertaining.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 02, 2023 10:26 AM

He should join the muthafuckin' club, we got jackets!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson, Al Pacino, et al at June 02, 2023 10:35 AM (Wnv9h)

252 Venice sunsets are the best sunsets. Gorgeous art.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 02, 2023 10:35 AM (rbKZ6)

253
No surprise, NASCAR is always turning left.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM (AiZBA)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/_uPnTq3dIZQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

254 >>What type of music does she sing and does she have a good voice?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:30 AM (Keyt1)

She's an accomplished wind instrument player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mb62QNXY0g

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:36 AM (to8pj)

255 https://youtu.be/T2iZPRif2i4
Posted by: Movie Moron at June 02, 2023 10:35 AM (NCgXW)

That's hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

256 I don't know anything about Lizzo except that she's very, very large. What type of music does she sing

My guess: Whale songs.

Posted by: Archer at June 02, 2023 10:32 AM

Close 'er down. We're done here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:36 AM (Wnv9h)

257 233 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · 1h
Today on Coffee With Scott Adams, I will be interviewing the bag of sand that tried to assassinate President Biden.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 10:31 AM

But the sandbag was BLACK, you bigot!!!

Posted by: Deranged Leftist at June 02, 2023 10:36 AM (NCgXW)

258 too many boats

Posted by: Emperor Joseph II at June 02, 2023 10:37 AM (us2H3)

259 Electric Cars Won’t Save the Planet

Greg Ganske (John Kass News): https://bit.ly/3Cbeqpq

The [EPA] just proposed stricter emissions standards starting in 2027 that would require auto makers to boost sales of electric vehicles which accounted for just 5.8% of sales in 2022 to above 50% in 2030 and 67% in 2032. Just this last week the EPA proposed a rule that amounts to a death sentence for fossil fuel power plants by requiring carbon capture and green hydrogen technologies that aren’t cost effective or feasible. Forcing fossil-fuel plants, which provide more than 60 % of our electricity compared to 19% for wind and solar, to shut down will further endanger grid reliability. [ . . . ]

The Biden administration’s war on internal combustion automobiles and jihad against natural gas electric plants won’t work. As a former member of the House Energy and Commerce Committee let me count a few of the ways that forcing taxpayers to subsidize EVs and making manufacturers abandon the ICE is poor policy.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 02, 2023 10:37 AM (Do5/p)

260
I made it into minute 11 of the Matt Walsh film. Have you ever seen the videos of people cutting down trees and things go horribly wrong? It reminds me of that, except with genitalia.

I may try watching more but it's unpleasant in my opinion.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (enJYY)

261 She's an accomplished wind instrument player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mb62QNXY0g
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:36 AM (to8pj)

The swynet is also a wind instrument.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (byM+V)

262 You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/_uPnTq3dIZQ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:35 AM

*looks at link*

Chickenfoot?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (Wnv9h)

263 255 https://youtu.be/T2iZPRif2i4
Posted by: Movie Moron at June 02, 2023 10:35 AM (NCgXW)

That's hysterical.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:36 AM

He was a talented man. I bet all the Stooges would have fit in as Morons.

Posted by: Movie Moron at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (NCgXW)

264 Omaha is in danger of tipping over.

/Rep. Hank Johnson

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 10:39 AM (991eG)

265
*looks at link*

Chickenfoot?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (Wnv9h)

DING DING DING!!!

We have a WINNAH!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

266 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang! Great art. I'm currently sitting on the Seattle waterfront heading to Victoria. Now if they'd just open the bar.
Goes looking for coffee. Yeah. Right. Coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 10:39 AM (71xA2)

267 Breaking News:

Camp Lejune bottled water now outselling Bud Light.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 10:39 AM (GIBR7)

268 Lizzo should stay away from ham sandwiches, one took out Mama Cass.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 02, 2023 10:39 AM (hh7Ed)

269 Omaha is in danger of tipping over.

/Rep. Hank Johnson
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 10:39 AM

Why don't you worry about the President and let Nebraska look after itself?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:39 AM (Wnv9h)

270 To give the Devil her due, Lizzo does seem to be an accomplished flute player.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:40 AM (byM+V)

271 >>261 She's an accomplished wind instrument player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mb62QNXY0g
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:36 AM (to8pj)

The swynet is also a wind instrument.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a

Meat flute.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:40 AM (to8pj)

272 Nascar has been losing fans for a while now.

I don't care enough to look it up, but they are about 15 years from their peak.
Woke shit, and making every care exactly the same in every way is hurting it.

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 10:41 AM (53oGX)

273 Lizzo is threatening to leave 'music' and live on a farm because of fatophobes on social media.

-
Shouldn't that be "moosic"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:41 AM (FVME7)

274 That's a fuckton of sailing vessels in a very limited space.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2023 10:41 AM (GzDfN)

275 DING DING DING!!!

We have a WINNAH!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:39 AM

I wasn't guessing, I was pondering the band name. Chickenfoot?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:42 AM (Wnv9h)

276
I don't care enough to look it up, but they are about 15 years from their peak.
Woke shit, and making every care exactly the same in every way is hurting it.
Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 10:41 AM (53oGX)

Teaming up with Bubba Wallace and labeling 75% of it's fanbase racist didn't help much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

277 The swynet is also a wind instrument.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (byM+V)

So is the sackbutt.

(Or maybe it isn't. I don't know. I just wanted to say "sackbutt". Lol. Sackbutt.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:42 AM (9UlRk)

278 271 >>261 She's an accomplished wind instrument player.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:36 AM (to8pj)

Meat flute.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:40 AM

(Looks at Lizzo, looks at lion. Looks at Lizzo...)
Yeah, imma say it's safer to stick my meat flute in the lion's mouth. At least he's not ALWAYS hungry.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 10:42 AM (NCgXW)

279 Lizzo is attracted to the rich farmland because she longs to play the...

... Flute of the Loam.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 10:43 AM (991eG)

280
I wasn't guessing, I was pondering the band name. Chickenfoot?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:42 AM (Wnv9h)

HA!

I think it's a play on the symbol. The peace sign in the square resembles a chicken's foot.

A good band tho. Hard to go wrong with Satriani on guitar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

281 The [EPA] just proposed stricter emissions standards starting in 2027 that would require auto makers to boost sales of electric vehicles which accounted for just 5.8% of sales in 2022 to above 50% in 2030 and 67% in 2032.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 02, 2023 10:37 AM (Do5/p)

How does that work?

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (AwYPR)

282 276
I don't care enough to look it up, but they are about 15 years from their peak.
Woke shit, and making every care exactly the same in every way is hurting it.
Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 10:41 AM (53oGX)

Teaming up with Bubba Wallace and labeling 75% of it's fanbase racist didn't help much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

FBI sent a whole division to sort it out too...

Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (53oGX)

283 That's a fuckton of sailing vessels in a very limited space.

Where “fuckton” is probably a specialized nautical term which means nothing at all like what it sounds like to non-sailors.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (nfrXX)

284 277 The swynet is also a wind instrument.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (byM+V)

So is the sackbutt.
(Or maybe it isn't. I don't know. I just wanted to say "sackbutt". Lol. Sackbutt.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:42 AM

Dammit, Beavis. Settle down and stop stealing people's names when posting, or I'll have to kick your ass.

Posted by: Butthead at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (NCgXW)

285
Lizzo is a singer quite wealthy
So fat that she thinks she is healthy
For last August first
Her poor heart did burst
And her symptoms squeak out slow and stealthy

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (RJQ8g)

286 Outrageous! Children’s Choir Stopped Mid-Performance While Singing National Anthem at US Capitol, Capitol Police Claims it is a Prohibited Form of Protest

Your move Ms. Luntz.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (to8pj)

287 Not trying to offend any souls here but I don't need to sing any odes to America at this point. Let's just say the moment passed.

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (Ttu3g)

288 How does that work?
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (AwYPR)

Read: "require auto buyers to increase buying of...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (9UlRk)

289 “Sackbut” is a great word. It was an early form of the trombone, I think. Or a bagpipe-type instrument. Either way, a wind instrument.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (c9yiW)

290
Sailboats? Let's get 'em guys.

Posted by: Spanish Orca with a thing for sinking sailboats at June 02, 2023 10:45 AM (enJYY)

291 Where “fuckton” is probably a specialized nautical term which means nothing at all like what it sounds like to non-sailors.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (nfrXX)

And is probably pronounced "futton"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:46 AM (9UlRk)

292 Teaming up with Bubba Wallace and labeling 75% of it's fanbase racist didn't help much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

FBI sent a whole division to sort it out too...
Posted by: Inogame at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM

Thankfully we're super busy now, what with all the entrapment and framing of Trump supporters. We're saving Democracy!

Posted by: The FBI at June 02, 2023 10:46 AM (NCgXW)

293 Chickenfoot?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:38 AM (Wnv9h)

Ole Slew Foot > Chickenfoot

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2023 10:46 AM (YKTco)

294
I read attendance is down at most of their races since the Great Noosing. Also, the banning of the Confederate flag.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

It used to be the case that you needed to know when the spring and autumn races were scheduled at Dover because they made driving through / by the track on DE 1 to get to the beaches in Sussex County were adversely affected by the NASCAR fans' traffic around there on those two weekends. That problem has lessened considerably -- or so I am told.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2023 10:46 AM (pNxlR)

295 HA!

I think it's a play on the symbol. The peace sign in the square resembles a chicken's foot.

A good band tho. Hard to go wrong with Satriani on guitar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:43 AM

Could be. I'll check them out this weekend.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 02, 2023 10:46 AM (Wnv9h)

296 Outrageous! Children’s Choir Stopped Mid-Performance While Singing National Anthem at US Capitol, Capitol Police Claims it is a Prohibited Form of Protest (VIDEO)

https://tinyurl.com/3v64uj2v

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 02, 2023 10:46 AM (QRQYs)

297 Where “fuckton” is probably a specialized nautical term which means nothing at all like what it sounds like to non-sailors.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM (nfrXX)

And is probably pronounced "futton"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:46 AM (9UlRk)

I once slept on a futon. If that helps.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2023 10:47 AM (RJQ8g)

298 “Sackbut” is a great word. It was an early form of the trombone

_______

Rusty Trombone then

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 02, 2023 10:47 AM (OgrpQ)

299 Bullards and Sandbags, 2024!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 10:47 AM (YDaBn)

300 286 Outrageous! Children’s Choir Stopped Mid-Performance While Singing National Anthem at US Capitol, Capitol Police Claims it is a Prohibited Form of Protest

Your move Ms. Luntz.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM

Hopefully, the Biden administration will protect Democracy more forcefully next time, and shoot some of these violent traitors staging their coup, as a warning to others.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at June 02, 2023 10:48 AM (NCgXW)

301 That's the old anthem of the Old Republic, fools. Now stop being reactionary and get back to playing with that drag queen's fuzzy bozzack like a good little Patriot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:48 AM (9UlRk)

302 Yeah; Because Chidren's Choirs are always big protesters./s
They'll be breaking out the khakis, white face kerchiefs and Ray Bans right before they go and sit on Nancy Pelosi's desk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:48 AM (Keyt1)

303 To coalesce a few of the points here, a note to anyone heading to downtown Chicago, they've started blocking off the streets in advance of the NASCAR race in July.

Although I think the Dan Ryan would have been a better venue.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 02, 2023 10:51 AM (IBWqU)

304 Outrageous! Children’s Choir Stopped Mid-Performance While Singing National Anthem at US Capitol, Capitol Police Claims it is a Prohibited Form of Protest (VIDEO)

https://tinyurl.com/3v64uj2v
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 02, 2023 10:46 AM (QRQYs)

Because nothing says you have the right to peacefully protest like shutting down a children's choir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

305 Nice since reading lots on naval history
Posted by: Skip

Bellybutton lint ?

Posted by: JT at June 02, 2023 10:51 AM (T4tVD)

306 Singing National Anthem at US Capitol, Capitol Police Claims it is a Prohibited Form of Protest

To give the Capitol cops their due, they know which side they’re on and what threatens it.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 10:51 AM (nfrXX)

307 Although I think the Dan Ryan would have been a better venue.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 02, 2023 10:51 AM (IBWqU)

In fifteen years NASCAR will just be six retards doing donuts in an abandoned Target parking lot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:52 AM (9UlRk)

308 As a former airman affiliated with fighter squadrons, I see that Joe Biden did his own version of DEAD BUG in front of the Zoomies.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 02, 2023 10:52 AM (IBWqU)

309 Contact Kevin McCarthy re: CHIldren's Choir being prohibited from singing the National Anthem:

https://kevinmccarthy.house.gov/contact/email-me

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:53 AM (Keyt1)

310 Finished my round of golf and still time to post about art.

Pretty pic. Would hang.

Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsytucky at June 02, 2023 10:53 AM (wyiW4)

311 Well...if you ever said to yourself "What I really need is an ASMR YouTube Short of AOC whispering the dumbest takes on socialism and capitalism into my ear ", you're in luck!
https://tinyurl.com/ye2nu2t3

It's funny right from the start, too!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 10:53 AM (NCgXW)

312 In fifteen years NASCAR will just be six retards doing donuts in an abandoned Target parking lot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

On Hov-arounds and Rascals.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 10:54 AM (GIBR7)

313
In fifteen years NASCAR will just be six retards doing donuts in an abandoned Target parking lot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 10:52 AM (9UlRk)

I'm IN!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

314 Outrageous! Children’s Choir Stopped Mid-Performance While Singing National Anthem at US Capitol, Capitol Police Claims it is a Prohibited Form of Protest

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Horst Wessel would be perfectly OK.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:54 AM (FVME7)

315 In 1630, Venice experienced an unusually devastating outbreak of the plague. As a votive offering for the city's deliverance from the pestilence, the Republic of Venice vowed to build and dedicate a church to Our Lady of Health.

Yes! Please tax us more! Great response to the plague!

Posted by: Everyday Venetians at June 02, 2023 10:55 AM (CaJIi)

316 At least the kids weren't tear-gassed.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 02, 2023 10:55 AM (QRQYs)

317 Call Kevin McCarthy's office:

Phone:
(202) 225-2915

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 10:55 AM (Keyt1)

318 "Children’s Choir Stopped Mid-Performance While Singing National Anthem at US Capitol"

Heads will roll. Probably theirs.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 10:55 AM (iayUP)

319
In fifteen years NASCAR will just be six retards doing donuts in an abandoned Target parking lot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

And at any given moment three of them would be plugged in at the charging kiosks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2023 10:56 AM (pNxlR)

320 Didn't his mother tell him to NEVER touch dead animals?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 10:56 AM (vg8N1)

321 It also means the only way of getting the girl of my dreams is having seven figures in the bank.

Fuck my life.
Posted by: Robert at June 02, 2023 10:14 AM (SdIsA)

If you had 10 inches in your shorts that would help.

Posted by: Toothless Appalachian cat prick at June 02, 2023 10:57 AM (B15o+)

322 316 At least the kids weren't tear-gassed.
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Or thrown into Nanzi's Dungeon. I hear its very decrepit and smells.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 10:57 AM (ppL7t)

323 258 too many boats

they just got a shipment

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2023 10:57 AM (v3pYe)

324 the BLS, which is staffed with the creme de la creme of ham end eggers, had to massively adjust downward their monthly wage growth numbers yesterday

now they are saying that there are totes yobs

worse than FIB

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 10:57 AM (us2H3)

325 McCarthy should immediately fire the Capital Police Chief and anyone that accosted those children then make a statement regarding LE abhorrent behavior during Jan 6.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:58 AM (to8pj)

326 314 Outrageous! Children’s Choir Stopped Mid-Performance While Singing National Anthem at US Capitol, Capitol Police Claims it is a Prohibited Form of Protest

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Horst ~~Wessel~~ trayvon would be perfectly OK.

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2023 10:58 AM (v3pYe)

327 324 the BLS, which is staffed with the creme de la creme of ham end eggers, had to massively adjust downward their monthly wage growth numbers yesterday

now they are saying that there are totes yobs

worse than FIB
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All of District of Chazz sucks Biden Ballz. They just do.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 10:59 AM (ppL7t)

328 "now they are saying that there are totes yobs

worse than FIB
Posted by: REDACTED"

Fox "News" Radio just told me the numbers are great, better than expected.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 10:59 AM (iayUP)

329 This 29 year old was charged because he brought a gun to a knife fight.

https://tinyurl.com/4jyus3ax

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 10:59 AM (FVME7)

330 McCarthy should immediately fire the Capital Police Chief and anyone that accosted those children then make a statement regarding LE abhorrent behavior during Jan 6.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:58 AM (to8pj)

Yeah. That'll happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

331 319
In fifteen years NASCAR will just be six retards doing donuts in an abandoned Target parking lot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

And at any given moment three of them would be plugged in at the charging kiosks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2023 10:56 AM (pNxlR)

Lifelong NASCAR fan here. The moment they go electric they'll effectively kill the series.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 02, 2023 10:59 AM (KbCG3)

332 McCarthy should immediately fire the Capital Police Chief and anyone that accosted those children then make a statement regarding LE abhorrent behavior during Jan 6.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:58 AM (to8pj)

He'll get right on that. 🤣

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:00 AM (Ttu3g)

333 Get your own material, sponge

Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:00 AM (Ttu3g)

334 142. The complaint against Amanda Gorman's famous poem and outing of the complainant (NRP, May 25) hasn't created a proper peaceful demonstration against DeSantis in Florida to-date so we get the fake sad stories.

Go back to NY, go to Georgia. Lots of money is needed for one, lots and lots of patience - especially dealing with schools - is needed for the other.

Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 11:00 AM (GshMh)

335 The kids choir was supposed to sing Tomorrow Belongs to Me but the sheet music got mixed up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 02, 2023 11:01 AM (Xrfse)

336 I called my credit card company and asked them to raise my debt limit by 4 trillion dollars. They are going to get back to me.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 11:01 AM (iayUP)

337 336 I called my credit card company and asked them to raise my debt limit by 4 trillion dollars. They are going to get back to me.
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 11:01 AM (iayUP)

Silly. You forgot to add "... or everyone will die". That's the only way to make it work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 11:02 AM (9UlRk)

338 >>Chip Roy backs off threat to ‘vacate’ McCarthy…

Another limp dicked Texas charlatan.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 11:03 AM (to8pj)

339 Silly. You forgot to add "... or everyone will die". That's the only way to make it work.
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Just tell them you need it to save the planet. Pretty sure they will cough it up.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 11:03 AM (ppL7t)

340 Nood art

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 02, 2023 11:06 AM (RIvkX)

341 330 McCarthy should immediately fire the Capital Police Chief and anyone that accosted those children then make a statement regarding LE abhorrent behavior during Jan 6.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 10:58 AM (to8pj)

I'll have to check with my roomie

Posted by: Kevie at June 02, 2023 11:06 AM (us2H3)

342 Get your own material, sponge
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 11:00 AM (Ttu3g)

Are you saying I forgot my Amy Schumer sock?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

343 286. Verse usually under contest: No refuge could save the hireling and slave. From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Came up during Trump time via Mark Cuban, Colin Kaepernick, etc. "Historians argue that Key was racist and enslaved men. He was in favor of freeing slaves but thought they should be shipped to Africa once free, according to the Washington Post." Others call BS.

It's handy to stir up trouble.

Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 11:12 AM (GshMh)

344 Biden faceplanted *HERE.

Posted by: safristi at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (FSBXk)

345 The [EPA] just proposed stricter emissions standards starting in 2027 that would require auto makers to boost sales of electric vehicles which accounted for just 5.8% of sales in 2022 to above 50% in 2030 and 67% in 2032.

How does that work?

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:44 AM

It means that automakers stop building ICE vehicles and only sell EVs (EVs, BEVs, HEVs). Which is what all automakers have been doing. Ford, GM, Stellantis all have stopped production of ICE vehicles and have switched to all EV-BEV-HEV vehicles only.

That is the only way to meet the requirement. Basically don't give the customer an option to purchase an ICE vehicle. This is just like ESG where companies are forced to push woke bullshit. Only this is coming directly from WEF/government regulations and threat of massive fines forcing the hand of automakers.

Nice racket the WEF and government have. Destroy the worldwide economy. Force companies to beg for ESG money. Force companies to follow ESG woke demands to receive the money. Create regulations impossible to meet without creating EV products WEF/government want.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 02, 2023 12:17 PM (Do5/p)

346 Redsails in the Sunset

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 02, 2023 06:15 PM (wGqjj)

347

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Posted by: Karen Estrada at June 03, 2023 06:42 AM (bxYCe)

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