Floradia Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna Files Resolution to Expel Adam Schiff From Congress

Adam Schiff is continuing to spread Disinformation about Russiagate. He says Durham only says that there wasn't any evidence to warrant opening an investigation into Trump's "Russia Collusion" -- and implies that they found evidence of Russian Collusion after the investigation was opened.

The Durham Report says no such thing. There was initially, and then continued to be, no evidence of "Russian Collusion." There never was, at any point in the sham investigation.

He is once again lying about evidence of "Russian Collusion."

Ben Whedon for JustTheNews:

California Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff, a vocal proponent of the Trump-Russia collusion hoax, is standing by his assertions in the wake of Special Counsel John Durham's report revealing that the intelligence community had no predicating evidence when it began its investigation of the Trump campaign.
"Neither U.S. law enforcement nor the Intelligence Community appears to have possessed any actual evidence of collusion in their holdings at the commencement of the Crossfire Hurricane investigation," Durham wrote.

Schiff, for his part, contended that "what he said is that there wasn't evidence of collusion before they began the investigation. That's obviously a very important distinction," when speaking to the Epoch Times. He specifically pointed to Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort's providing a Russian agent with polling data on the campaign, saying "that looks like plain collusion" to the average American.
While serving on the House Intelligence Committee, Schiff repeatedly made now-debunked claims about the evidence of collusion, some of which relied on the Steele Dossier, which itself was the product of the Clinton campaign's opposition research.
With respect to evidence that may have turned up from the FBI investigation, Durham did assert that nothing substantiated a wide-ranging conspiracy between Trump campaign officials and the Russian government. Moreover, he pointed to statements from involved officials indicating that the investigation did not produce such evidence.
"The FBI Intelligence Analyst who had perhaps the most in-depth knowledge of particularly sensitive Russian intelligence information in FBI holdings during the relevant time period disclosed that she never saw anything regarding any Trump election campaign conspiracy with the Russians, nor did she see anything in FBI holdings regarding Carter Page, Michael Flynn, George Papadopoulos, or Paul Manafort engaging in any type of conspiracy with the Russians regarding the election," Durham wrote.
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy ultimately denied Schiff a spot on the House Intelligence Community this year, despite his status as a former chairman, citing his penchant for false or misleading statements.
"Schiff has lied too many times to the American public. He should not be on Intel," McCarthy said in January.

Because Democrats have set the standard that anyone spreading Disinformation which Undermines Faith In Our Infallible Government must be driven from public life, Republican Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna is offering to apply this standard to Schiff, and have introduced a resolution to expel him from Congress.

Florida Rep. Anna Paulina Luna filed a resolution on Wednesday evening to expel Rep. Adam Schiff, formerly the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, from Congress alleging that he pushed a false narrative to the American people in the Trump-Russia investigation.
"Adam Schiff lied to the American people. He used his position on House Intelligence to push a lie that cost American taxpayers millions of dollars and abused the trust placed in him as Chairman. He is a dishonor to the House of Representatives," Luna said in a press release Wednesday, May 17.
Republicans, like Luna, have been vocal that lawmakers should face the consequences for the report after the Durham report found significant FBI failures and no evidence that Donald Trump's campaign was coordinated with Russia to influence the 2016 presidential election.

Adam Schiff deceived America with a Russian witch hunt for the entirety of Trump’s time in office.

During the daylight,Schiff would hold court in pressers, hearings.
At night, he’d dance or sing on Maddow and CNN.

Adam should be publicly excoriated and expelled from Congress. pic.twitter.com/wYIImIfOLa
— Tosca Austen (@ToscaAusten) May 16, 2023

Ella es un El Pollo Loco ocho.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

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1 She's pregnant.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 02:10 PM (DcKNO)

2 Can his eyes bug out more if this goes through (not that it will?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

3 She looks like her hair smells nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

4 Rep Luna makes me feel funny in my no-no place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:11 PM (mE7cY)

5 Translation: "She is a crazy chicken 8", although El Pollo Loco is actually a restaurant so it's like saying "She's a Chile's 8".

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

6 6th

Posted by: Dad of Six at May 18, 2023 02:11 PM (VpZau)

7 She's beautiful, smart, hard-working (her first campaign against Crist was a tough one) and is a woman who wants a family. All good.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at May 18, 2023 02:12 PM (DcKNO)

8 The real buried lede here?

Adam Schiff was talking to the Epoch Times.

You know this dude knows he's boned.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:12 PM (9UlRk)

9 5 Translation: "She is a crazy chicken 8", although El Pollo Loco is actually a restaurant so it's like saying "She's a Chile's 8".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:11 PM (eYoxG)

Hot. Conservative.

She's a Sizzler 10.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

10 I think Floradia shares a border with Peruvia.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (Emce2)

11 She's the anti-AOC.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (lf83v)

12 Ella es un El Pollo Loco ocho.

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

Si!

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (0dJLW)

13 She ain't latina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

14 11 She's the anti-AOC.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (lf83v)

At least in this picture, she is much prettier in the face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

15 She's a solid 8 at any grub joint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (mE7cY)

16 She is a damned site more comely than Adam Bugsy Schiff.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (X0I7i)

17 Let's start with keelhauling and see what happens?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (NsE9F)

18 "I decry this untoward and needless demonization of a fellow Member of Congress who has always demonstrated the highest levels of integrity and probity. It is not who we are!"

Posted by: Senator Mitt Romney at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (PiwSw)

19 10 Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (Emce2)

so does Alaska.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (X0I7i)

20 >>He specifically pointed to Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort's providing a Russian agent with polling data on the campaign, saying "that looks like plain collusion" to the average American.

I am an average American. No it doesn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (ZLI7S)

21 Rush Limbaugh used to play Anna Paulina Luna for his peace update.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (63Dwl)

22 8 The real buried lede here?

Adam Schiff was talking to the Epoch Times.

You know this dude knows he's boned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:12 PM (9UlRk)

Maybe he knows he won't be replacing the nearly-ded Feinstein as Cali's next Senator?

Posted by: Thrawn at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

23 Luna is a hot little chiquita

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

24 She's a 1.

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (4U0cE)

25 Floradia Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna File Resolution to Expel Adam Schiff From Congress

Aside from Floradia (51st state?), Schiff should fittingly be excreted from Congress.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (lZVy/)

26 "I decry this untoward and needless demonization of a fellow Member of Congress who has always demonstrated the highest levels of integrity and probity. It is not who we are!"
Posted by: Senator Mitt Romney at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (PiwSw)

JoeF is that you?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (AiZBA)

27 16 She is a damned site more comely than Adam Bugsy Schiff.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (X0I7i)

*fistbump*

Note who ace included a picture of. Every now and then, you get the feeling that ace wants to stop living the lie, kick off the crocs, burn the messenger bag, hop on a real motorcycle and go cruising for some ladies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

28 "First off, your accent is terrible. It's disgraceful, really. You sound like that El Pollo Loco guy. And then, there you go, turning your back on Reynaldo even after he defended you when you were accused of Maria's kidnapping. Come on!"

"First of all, I am *trying* to sound like the El Pollo Loco guy. And secondly, Reynaldo turned his back on me when he slept with Maria in the first place."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (OgrpQ)

29 Schitt might not be the Chairman on the Intel Committee anymore but he'll always be Chairman of the Boy Diddler Committee. Disgusting freak.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (OZjDX)

30 Floradia? Are you habloing por la chica?

Posted by: JasonG at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (4UJFO)

31 18 "I decry this untoward and needless demonization of a fellow Member of Congress who has always demonstrated the highest levels of integrity and probity. It is not who we are!"

Posted by: Senator Mitt Romney at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (PiwSw

I mean, it's exactly what he will say. Weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (mE7cY)

32 Anna Paulina Luna

I wrote a song about her.

Posted by: Zombie Slim Whitman at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (Xrfse)

33 If they get rid of Schiff there are 200 other lying, evil Dems to expel.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (1nLaK)

34 Willowed:
Try stopping Earl Campbell.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Try stopping John Riggins on 4th and 1 with the Super Bowl on the line.

Posted by: Don McNeal at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n)

35 20 >>He specifically pointed to Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort's providing a Russian agent with polling data on the campaign, saying "that looks like plain collusion" to the average American.

I am an average American. No it doesn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

Wait, you don't read that as Trump being in complete thrall to Russia with plans to undermine American energy production to artificially inflate petroleum prices across the world, enriching Putin?

What are you? An insurrectionist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

36 33 If they get rid of Schiff there are 200 other lying, evil Dems to expel.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM (1nLaK)

A journey of a thousand scalps begins with a single hair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (9UlRk)

37 Your neck must be so big around to sit in congress

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (Pq/Oy)

38 Luna is a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (Gri0J)

39 The real buried lede here?

Adam Schiff was talking to the Epoch Times.

You know this dude knows he's boned.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:12 PM (9UlRk)

I saw that earlier. I'm thinking that his MSM homies aren't returning his calls. Is he still running for senator?

Posted by: mrp at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (rj6Yv)

40 There once was a man from Floradia
Who got lost in the wilds of Acadia
"If I only spoke French
I'd dig a trench"
something. . . something. . . schmadia.

Okay. Listen. Muldooning is hard.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (lf83v)

41 33 If they get rid of Schiff there are 200 other lying, evil Dems to expel.

ya gotta start somewhere

pour encourager les autres as they say

he needs to go. keep the pressure on him! even McCarthy was saying Schiff needs to go

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (w0NJk)

42 After voting out the Dem congressional reps in Tennessee (and somewhere else...Montana?), I can't wait to hear the Leftist wailing about "Republicans can't win in a debate of ideas, so they're blowing up democracy by kicking our representatives out of discussions. Reeeeee!"

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (JCZqz)

43 21 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 02:14 PM (63Dwl)

Una Polomo Blanca....

https://youtu.be/y78dtSvzWc4

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (X0I7i)

44 "Adam Schiff lied to the American people. He used his position on House Intelligence to push a lie that cost American taxpayers millions of dollars and abused the trust placed in him as Chairman. He is a dishonor to the House of Representatives," Luna said in a press release Wednesday, May 17.
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She really needed to use the c-word on this: "credibility."

Who cares about the money? The money is beside the point. Millions? In the DoJ budget? Rounding error. Meaningless.

The problem was the lies, the destruction of credibility, the erosion of trust, the nakedly political prosecution, the conspiracy with the executive to accomplish all of it, and the fact that Schiff was a player in a coup. Go with *that,* not a stupid money argument.

Since none of this matters - Schiff will not be expelled and she doesn't have the votes for it because it would require a supermajority she cannot muster - and so is a rhetorical game rather than a practical one.

So make the rhetoric worth it, at least.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

45 13 She ain't latina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

I was born a Puerto Rican Jewish boy jack! Then I kicked those damn limeys out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (eYoxG)

46 ¡Aye Caramba!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (0hOvj)

47 If they get rid of Schiff there are 200 other lying, evil Dems to expel.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Excrete.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (lZVy/)

48 Evil Blogger Lady has a bunch of great pictures of her.

https://tinyurl.com/4fdujfah

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (44ww/)

49 You know, that Santos is a liar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (FVME7)

50 Anna Paulina Luna she must be one of those...White Supremacists right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (lc5cP)

51 Schiff was also the source of the lying Ukraine whistleblower whose name we aren't allowed to say.

So whatever you do don't mention Eric Ciameralla who was also a source for much of the dirt that came from Ukraine against Manafort and Trump. And Schiff knew that all along.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)

52 Oh no. I looked up Maria Conchita Alonso for some reason.

Do not recommend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

53 Leading Report @LeadingReport · 7h
BREAKING: House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has called for the immediate expulsion and possible prosecution of Rep. Adam Schiff for committing crimes of treason against the United States.

According to Rep. McCarthy, Special Counsel John Durham’s final report on Russian collusion proves that Schiff knowingly lied to the American people in an attempt to prevent Trump from becoming president.

"It raises the question about Adam Schiff, McCarthy said after reviewing Durham's bombshell report.

"Remember when Adam told the American public he had proof?

"Remember when he said he didn't know the whistleblower?

"What he put America through when he openly lied to us.

“It raises questions about his character and WHETHER HE SHOULD BE IN CONGRESS.”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (Vwz3I)

54 She looks like she might be a Latina. Has she been called a race traitor yet?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (DU+/6)

55
Try stopping John Riggins on 4th and 1 with the Super Bowl on the line.
Posted by: Don McNeal at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n)

Coach will show you how.

Posted by: Marshawn Lynch at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (4U0cE)

56 Anna Paulina Luna (née Mayerhofer) - Mexican/German heritage.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

57 DC_Draino @DC_Draino
BREAKING: GOP Rep. @realannapaulina submits House Resolution to *expel* Rep. Adam Schiff from Congress in light of Durham Report findings showing his involvement with illegal spying on US President

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna · 3h
Schiff lied to the American people. He used his position on House Intel to push a lie that cost American taxpayers millions of dollars.

He is a dishonor to the House of Representatives.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (Vwz3I)

58 >Floradia (sic) Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna Files Resolution to Expel Adam Schiff From Congress

Nice try; doesn't stand a chance

Posted by: DB - at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (geLO8)

59 As a loyal, long-time member of the Republican Party, I too must agree with Senator Romney. These baseless attacks on our friends across the aisle do nothing to further our common desire to work together to build a country we can all be proud of!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (PiwSw)

60 Adam Schiff was talking to the Epoch Times.

You know this dude knows he's boned.

That caught my attention as well, I think he has worn out his welcome, perhaps. The guy has been lying practically nonstop and after a while even the people you're lying for start to get sick of finding out that you're was full of crap again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (0hOvj)

61 56 Anna Paulina Luna (née Mayerhofer) - Mexican/German heritage.

so yeah that's Latina enough

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (w0NJk)

62 Anyone else have a jingle in their head?

Eight Seven Seven.
Two Four One.
Beep beep boop beep.
LUNA

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (0dJLW)

63 Golpearía a Anna como un hombre hambriento en un buffet de paella

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (IaTa3)

64 How immediate is immediate expulsion? Can it be a projectile expulsion please?

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (iayUP)

65 Not enough circles in Hell for what I want done to him

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (cupoy)

66 @LeadingReport
BREAKING: House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has called for the immediate expulsion and possible prosecution of Rep. Adam Schiff for committing crimes of treason against the United States. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
:: makes exaggerated wanking motion ::

You don't have the votes to expel and you don't have the balls to defund.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (DU+/6)

67 Can we also get fat white hispanic Linda Sanchez thrown out for questioning the patriotism of a black FBI agent?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)

68 I'm guessing there is no possible way to remove Schiff from Congress, so they can all say what they want for the cameras.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (mE7cY)

69 I have never dated a brunette but she looks like one I would enjoy dating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (0hOvj)

70 Is that her in the photo? Nice tie

Posted by: DB - at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (geLO8)

71 Well, Luna and MTG can commiserate on their grandstanding failures over boxed wine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)

72 Anna Paulina Luna sounds like a song Slim Whitman would sing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (NsE9F)

73 53 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (Vwz3I)

There is a rumor circulating that Nanny McRictus is trying to force our DiFi and put Schiff in the Senate.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (X0I7i)

74 That caught my attention as well, I think he has worn out his welcome, perhaps. The guy has been lying practically nonstop and after a while even the people you're lying for start to get sick of finding out that you're was full of crap again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (0hOvj)

CRT, I love you like a brother, but this is breathtakingly naïve in a world where Joe Biden is president.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

75 68 I'm guessing there is no possible way to remove Schiff from Congress, so they can all say what they want for the cameras.

that's fine, he can "serve" from jail

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (w0NJk)

76 Anna Paulina Luna (née Mayerhofer) - Mexican/German heritage.

So you are saying she wants to conquer Poland...after she's had a siesta?

Posted by: Obligatory at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (lc5cP)

77 Evil Blogger Lady has a bunch of great pictures of her.

The gold AR might be a bit too much.

Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (nfrXX)

78 Hmmmmm..... Schiff or Luna... Schiff or Luna.....

I think I gotta go with Luna on this one

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (A3AiG)

79 I suspect that they're trying to pressure Schiff to resign, he has zero confidence with the left these days, no powerful committee position, and the GOP despises his weasely self.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (0hOvj)

80 I'm guessing there is no possible way to remove Schiff from Congress, so they can all say what they want for the cameras.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (mE7cY)
++++
Why, you've just defined "failure theater!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (DU+/6)

81 Floradia Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna Files Resolution to Expel Adam Schiff From Congress

Does this mean his eyes will bug further out of his head now?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (lc5cP)

82 Los Pollos Hermanos >> El Pollo Loco

Posted by: zombie Gus Fring at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (ufFY8)

83 Did someone's ay there's no evidence that Schitt had no evidence. No that's too stupid.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (Pq/Oy)

84 She's a total One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (xcxpd)

85 56 Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

Not uncommon at all, there is a German colony in Chihuahua.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (X0I7i)

86 So you are saying she wants to conquer Poland...after she's had a siesta?
Posted by: Obligatory at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (lc5cP)

She can invade my Lower countries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

87 They should make expulsion predicated on the inability to produce the "irrefutable evidence of collusion" that he had claimed.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (RHGPo)

88 Attacking Schitt is brilliant, if Santos needs to go so does he.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (X0I7i)

89 Anna Paulina Luna (née Mayerhofer) - Mexican/German heritage.

Wiki says she served in the AF and once worked as a waitress in a strip club.

I'm liking her more and more.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

90 Nice lips, black hair.

She is in my wheelhouse.

Hubba, hubba.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (ufFY8)

91 Try stopping John Riggins on 4th and 1 with the Super Bowl on the line.
Posted by: Don McNeal at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n)

The 1983 Raiders bottled up Riggo quite badly in SB-18. He was a non-factor in that game.

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (0dJLW)

92 CRT, I love you like a brother, but this is breathtakingly naïve in a world where Joe Biden is president.

it doesn't make you wiser or cooler to start out by giving up. I think you might be right but if we don't pressure these asshats to do the right thing, if we just give up b/c we're So Savvy we know it's pointless ... well then we just let them slide without any pushback

we've BEEN doing that and it hasn't worked super well. public pressure CAN work. and Schiff is the most obvious point to hit. Also, he's a total pussbag, and will give up info to avoid jail. he's soft as all heck

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (w0NJk)

93 She can invade my Lower countries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

I got a pole she can invade

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (9UlRk)

94 Why are Groucho Marx eyebrows so popular?

Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (j4NKg)

95 80 I'm guessing there is no possible way to remove Schiff from Congress, so they can all say what they want for the cameras.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (mE7cY)
++++

Why, you've just defined "failure theater!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (DU+/6)

I've seen Failure more than Death of a Salesman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (mE7cY)

96 OK. Ich würde Anna schlagen wie einen Hungernden an einem Schneeballenbuffet

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (IaTa3)

97 She can invade my Lower countries.

She's got my helmet all hard and pointy!

Posted by: Some WWI era soldier at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (lc5cP)

98 Twitter Provided Privileged Access To Banning Queen, Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

99 86 So you are saying she wants to conquer Poland...after she's had a siesta?
Posted by: Obligatory at May 18, 2023 02:20 PM (lc5cP)

She can invade my Lower countries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

Never imagined we'd have a commenter into pegging.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (eYoxG)

100 Every now and then, you get the feeling that ace wants to stop living the lie, kick off the crocs, burn the messenger bag, hop on a real motorcycle and go cruising for some ladies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:15 PM

I submit you are underestimating Ace, for example, the martial example of The Ghost of Endor. The long, tall Texan of Chuy. The lovable link Lamont. He was (and is) the sensei, the el patrón of Paolo.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)

101 It's just like crop circles: "Okay, maybe the first few crop circles were provable and admitted hoaxes, but that doesn't mean aliens didn't start doing them later..."

Posted by: Half Dozen at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (eHovo)

102 I have never dated a brunette but she looks like one I would enjoy dating.

Why do I get the feeling you're assuming a rather expansive definition of "dating"?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (eOEVl)

103 Its not really a lie, if Schiff believes its true.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (EZebt)

104 85 56 Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

Not uncommon at all, there is a German colony in Chihuahua.
---------------------
Pro Tip - all that good Mexican beer isn't made by Mexicans.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (NsE9F)

105 Since none of this matters - Schiff will not be expelled and she doesn't have the votes for it because it would require a supermajority she cannot muster - and so is a rhetorical game rather than a practical one.

So make the rhetoric worth it, at least.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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It is a way of blunting the Dems calls to expel Santos--McCarthy punted that to the Ethics Cmte which might be finishing up somewhere around primary time in NY. This sets up a similar referral of Schiff to the Ethics Cmte which effectively neuters him along with losing his intel spot.

The California clan is out and the NY Dem clan is in now and Nadler reportedly hates Schiff's guts for seizing control over impeachment issues re Ukraine.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (3aLWR)

106 67 Can we also get fat white hispanic Linda Sanchez thrown out for questioning the patriotism of a black FBI agent?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)

I think questioning the patriotism of all FBI agents is probably wise. I'm in the default mode of 'Don't Trust' with these guys. I can be convinced that some are honest, but they have to demonstrate that with actions, like Allen did.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, GotG vol 3 review at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (xcxpd)

107 Luna can expel me any day of the week and twice on Sundays

Expel me, baby!

Expel me HARD!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (VTu1l)

108 it doesn't make you wiser or cooler to start out by giving up. I think you might be right but if we don't pressure these asshats to do the right thing, if we just give up b/c we're So Savvy we know it's pointless ... well then we just let them slide without any pushback

we've BEEN doing that and it hasn't worked super well. public pressure CAN work. and Schiff is the most obvious point to hit. Also, he's a total pussbag, and will give up info to avoid jail. he's soft as all heck
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (w0NJk)

I don't disagree, and I am not giving up hope- just not by 'normal' means.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

109 Large German colony in Mexico City, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (Gri0J)

110 Why are Groucho Marx eyebrows so popular?
__________

Verdad?

Posted by: Frida Kahlo at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (lf83v)

111
Wiki says she served in the AF and once worked as a waitress in a strip club.

I'm liking her more and more.
Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

Aren't all strip club waitresses just trying to work up the courage?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (mE7cY)

112 92 Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (w0NJk)

Blackpillers glare at the flat tire and expect it to reinflate.

Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (X0I7i)

113 Didn't Schiff accidentally have buggerly relations with a dead black boy at the Standard Hotel?

Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (iKBwy)

114 So Santos lied about being gay and...he's getting prison time.

Bug Eyed Shitt lied about Russia collusion for years...while colluding with foreign powers...and...we'll be lucky if he gets expelled?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:24 PM (lc5cP)

115 Yosemite Sam voice: If'n they kick that pencil-necked varmint out Congress will be a pack of Schiffless skonks!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 02:24 PM (kXYt5)

116 She looks like her hair smells nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

She looks like she grew up helping her big brothers shucking coconuts with a machete, and got real good.
I find that attractive.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:24 PM (xhaym)

117 * Floradia

Posted by: DaveX64 at May 18, 2023 02:24 PM (3FcG9)

118 But Schiffty has assured us he's seen the evidence with his own bug eyes.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at May 18, 2023 02:24 PM (SOV+T)

119 Not uncommon at all, there is a German colony in Chihuahua.
Posted by: sven

Their dogs are Dachshuahuas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:24 PM (FVME7)

120 So. Much. Winning.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

121 Not uncommon at all, there is a German colony in Chihuahua.
Posted by: sven at May 18, 2023 02:21 PM

There must be a Japanese one, as well, given they're little nippers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (a3Q+t)

122 CRT, I love you like a brother, but this is breathtakingly naïve in a world where Joe Biden is president.

Well I don't see Schiff being arrested or charged with anything, not while the left has absolute control over the DOJ at least. But I do see a possibility that he resigns or is replaced in the next election. I think the left is just sick of his bullcrap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (0hOvj)

123 Never imagined we'd have a commenter into pegging.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (eYoxG)

Hmmm, had not foreseen the gay thing (silly, I know.)

I'd like to shoot down her Luftwaffe?

I'd like to drive on her Berlin?

I'd like to sink her Bismark?

Every other one is worse than the low countries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

124 Former California governor and Hollywood legend Arnold Schwarzenegger called a presidential run by current Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) a “no-brainer” on Tuesday in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter.

.. there are one hell of a lot of ways to take that statement

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (RHGPo)

125 Adam Schiff was talking to the Epoch Times.

You know this dude knows he's boned.
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Remember when he was gonna be the one to take Feinstein's seat?

That was his whole plan of "getting Trump," to make him--last in the racial/sexual/deviant hierarchy--top choice.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (bXSbe)

126 Check this out Ace;

https://tinyurl.com/yz8vv6be

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (IaTa3)

127 Heaven forgets good madam. This is not who we are. We work with our friends across the aisle in meaningful bipartisan ways to. I say good day to you!!

- GOPe

Posted by: Montec at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (DXvEo)

128 110 Why are Groucho Marx eyebrows so popular?
__________

Verdad?
Posted by: Frida Kahlo at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (lf83v)

What?

Posted by: Gene Schalit at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (PiwSw)

129 She looks like she grew up helping her big brothers shucking coconuts with a machete, and got real good.
I find that attractive.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:24 PM (xhaym)

Women with guns do nothing for me. Women with swords. Agreed.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

130 Ace, shes a crazy chicken eight?

Posted by: johnd01 at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (300Bg)

131 I bet his eyes *really* bugged out when he realized that kid was no longer alive.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (iKBwy)

132 And I want to look Adam Schiff straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (4I/2K)

133 There is a rumor circulating that Nanny McRictus is trying to force our DiFi and put Schiff in the Senate.
Posted by: sven
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Would not be surprised but identity politics is a stone cold bitch. White men are not welcome anymore in office for Dems.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (3aLWR)

134 Why do I get the feeling you're assuming a rather expansive definition of "dating"?

Would you believe "standing near her and being ignored?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj)

135 50 Anna Paulina Luna she must be one of those...White Supremacists right?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:17 PM

She looks Mexican, so I believe it's White Supremacistx.

Posted by: AWFL at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (JCZqz)

136
124 Former California governor and Hollywood legend Arnold Schwarzenegger called a presidential run by current Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) a “no-brainer” on Tuesday in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter.

.. there are one hell of a lot of ways to take that statement
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (RHGPo

Heh

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (mE7cY)

137 I'm filing a motion to expel Schiff from this PLANET.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (sm6Pk)

138 What is a "crazy chicken eight"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (Keyt1)

139 She looks like she grew up helping her big brothers shucking coconuts with a machete, and got real good.
I find that attractive.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:24 PM

My mom asked if we fell out of a coconut tree.

Posted by: Kamala! at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

140 I'd like to sink her Bismark?

**********

I'd like to steal her grail

Posted by: Lonely Indiana Jones at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (VTu1l)

141 It is a way of blunting the Dems calls to expel Santos--McCarthy punted that to the Ethics Cmte which might be finishing up somewhere around primary time in NY. This sets up a similar referral of Schiff to the Ethics Cmte which effectively neuters him along with losing his intel spot.

The California clan is out and the NY Dem clan is in now and Nadler reportedly hates Schiff's guts for seizing control over impeachment issues re Ukraine.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:23 PM (3aLWR)
++++
I didn't consider this, but it's somehow worse than regular failure theater in that case because it means that the Republicans are working to ice Schiff purely to help out the NY Dems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (DU+/6)

142 Hear, hear, congresswoman Luna!

BTW, I've been to Floradia and it is really worth the trip.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (MvF+J)

143 Isn't a motion to expel Schiff also known as squatting?

Posted by: Roy at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (4U0cE)

144 123 Never imagined we'd have a commenter into pegging.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (eYoxG)

Hmmm, had not foreseen the gay thing (silly, I know.)

I'd like to shoot down her Luftwaffe?

I'd like to drive on her Berlin?

I'd like to sink her Bismark?

Every other one is worse than the low countries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

Help her populate the Lebensraum?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (eYoxG)

145 Why are Groucho Marx eyebrows so popular?

A lot of latinas come by it naturally, thus the "pluck it all out and draw them in" crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (0hOvj)

146 Adam Schiff likes the dick. I'll bet money on it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

147
130 Ace, shes a crazy chicken eight?
Posted by: johnd01 at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (300Bg

Breaking Bad. chicken restaurant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (mE7cY)

148 103 Its not really a lie, if Schiff believes its true.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (EZebt)

True dat.

Posted by: Jennifer Rubin Cryptosporidium Queen at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (OZjDX)

149 138 What is a "crazy chicken eight"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (Keyt1)

El Pollo Loco (The Crazy Chicken) is a chicken chain restaurant. He's doing the bit in spanglish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (zZu0s)

150 134 Why do I get the feeling you're assuming a rather expansive definition of "dating"?

Would you believe "standing near her and being ignored?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM (0hOvj)

So married?

Posted by: Just Lily at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (9wdgA)

151 I was a vegan ‘activist’ — but eating meat again ‘saved my life’

“I was extremely tired all the time. I couldn’t form coherent thoughts,” she told SWNS. “I would just lie in bed multiple times a week and I would spend all day in bed if I could.”

Still, Worsley continued with the vegan diet until June 2019. But when her symptoms didn’t subside, she went back to eating animal products.

.. wonder if that would work for Biden, Feinstein or Fetterman

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (RHGPo)

152 IMO no member of an elected body should ever be thrown out by the body. That’s what elections are for. But fuck it, this is war.

Posted by: Montec at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (DXvEo)

153 Would not be surprised but identity politics is a stone cold bitch. White men are not welcome anymore in office for Dems.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:26 PM

Lol. You're more retarded that us OR our base if you actually believe that swill we feed our constituents!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Senator Fetterman, etc at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (JCZqz)

154 Help her populate the Lebensraum?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (eYoxG)

I'd like to visit her Prora?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (zZu0s)

155 Former California governor and Hollywood legend Arnold Schwarzenegger called a presidential run by current Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) a “no-brainer” on Tuesday in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter.

Shut up Arnold, I've seen pictures of the maid you fucked. You have no ability to form an opinion of anyone's worth.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

156 What is a "crazy chicken eight"?

El Pollo Loco is a quasi-mexican restaurant franchise, its like saying she's an Olive Garden 7

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (0hOvj)

157 BREAKING: House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has called for the immediate expulsion and possible prosecution of Rep. Adam Schiff for committing crimes of treason against the United States.

According to Rep. McCarthy, Special Counsel John Durham’s final report on Russian collusion proves that Schiff knowingly lied to the American people in an attempt to prevent Trump from becoming president.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (Vwz3I)

This is the higher-tier rhetoric called for. And it's not going to matter, because Adam Schiff and Merrick Garland are part of the same cabal.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (78UcJ)

158 Schiff also filed a baseless complaint against Nunes accusing him of leaking classified information. That forced Nunes to temporarily relinquish the reins of the House Intel Committee when they were trying to unravel Russiagate.

He's a complete scumbag and dishonest to his core. And one of the lawyers who worked with him during the Trump impeachment hearings is Daniel Goldman who is now a Congressman from NY and, unsurprisingly, also a complete scumbag.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (ZLI7S)

159 This is not who we are.

- GOPe

******************

If you mean hetero and liking sexy women, then yes.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (VTu1l)

160 149 138 What is a "crazy chicken eight"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (Keyt1)

El Pollo Loco (The Crazy Chicken) is a chicken chain restaurant. He's doing the bit in spanglish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:28 PM (zZu0s)

It's pretty good too, or at least it was when I last had it a decade or so ago.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (eYoxG)

161 El Pollo Loco (The Crazy Chicken) Sounds like a female character in Kill Bill.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (gmo/4)

162 126 Check this out Ace;

https://tinyurl.com/yz8vv6be

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (IaTa3)

This one's nice too:
https://is.gd/6trNkJ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

163 103 Its not really a lie, if Schiff believes its true.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (EZebt)

They should make expulsion predicated on the inability to produce the "irrefutable evidence of collusion" that he had repeatedly claimed.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (RHGPo)

164 Does Arnold still pretend he’s a Republican?

Posted by: Montec at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (DXvEo)

165 What is a "crazy chicken eight"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM (Keyt1)

El Pollo Loco is a restaurant chain.
So she is an 8 relative to that customer base.

Los Pollos Hermanos is the restaurant chain in Breaking Bad, run by criminal Gus Fringe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (ufFY8)

166 137 I'm filing a motion to expel Schiff from this PLANET.
Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 02:27 PM

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Ethan van Sciver's trebuchet, aimed at the sun at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (JCZqz)

167 check out that hot bokeh

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (kCPIa)

168 Schiff, for his part, contended that "what he said is that there wasn't evidence of collusion before they began the investigation.

Then why was there an investigation? In our country you have to have evidence of a crime before investigating someone for a crime, no?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (ynEI8)

169 Whenever things get rectified, I'd like to see a system where expulsions/impeachments:

1.) Are much, much easier to accomplish, and;

2.) Require a penalty of death. By specially trained rape-dogs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (oINRc)

170 Schiff surely has a rape dungeon.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (Pq/Oy)

171 Their dogs are Dachshuahuas.

********

Makes me want to get a long little doggie!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (kXYt5)

172 162 126 Check this out Ace;

https://tinyurl.com/yz8vv6be

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (IaTa3)

This one's nice too:
https://is.gd/6trNkJ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

The first kind of looks like she is trying too hard.

The second. Yes. Please.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

173 "Florida Rep. Anna Paulina Luna filed a resolution on Wednesday evening to expel Rep. Adam Schiff, formerly the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, from Congress..."

I didn't know Counselor Troi was in congress.

Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (AmoqO)

174 She makes a lovely Wonder Woman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (0hOvj)

175 Hold these fuckers to their "own standards".

Humiliate them. Mock them. Cancel them.

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (wtvvX)

176 Former California governor and Hollywood legend Arnold Schwarzenegger called a presidential run by current Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) a “no-brainer” on Tuesday in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter.

-
Speaking of no brainers, I see that the Fettermonster is going to explain the debt limit issue to us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (FVME7)

177 162 126 Check this out Ace;

https://tinyurl.com/yz8vv6be

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (IaTa3)

This one's nice too:
https://is.gd/6trNkJ
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

I disappoint her so hard!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (mE7cY)

178 Schiff is an inbred degenerate and liar, so I figured him as a shoo in for the Senate.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (MeG8a)

179 122 CRT, I love you like a brother, but this is breathtakingly naïve in a world where Joe Biden is president.

Well I don't see Schiff being arrested or charged with anything, not while the left has absolute control over the DOJ at least. But I do see a possibility that he resigns or is replaced in the next election. I think the left is just sick of his bullcrap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (0hOvj)

Schiff did yeoman's work for the Dems in helping to sideline Trump. He didn't do anything that the Dems didn't want done to stop the guy. Schumer would be more than happy to have him on his team in the Senate.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (/iWhV)

180 2.) Require a penalty of death. By specially trained rape-dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (oINRc)

Ugh! How awful! That's animal cruelty!

Now, feeding them to dogs, that I like. You gotta keep these things simple.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (78UcJ)

181 I didn't know Counselor Troi was in congress.
Posted by: Javems at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (AmoqO)

Ah ha! I knew she was reminding me of someone in that picture. Thinner face.

Mariana Sirtis is greek, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

182 Speaking of no brainers, I see that the Fettermonster is going to explain the debt limit issue to us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (FVME7)
++++
What? Is that for real? They're going to try to have him give an "explainer" of, well, anything?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

183 I didn't consider this, but it's somehow worse than regular failure theater in that case because it means that the Republicans are working to ice Schiff purely to help out the NY Dems.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Schiff did enough antics in the House and got away with them due to Pelosi that I think he doesn't have friends on either side of the aisle. Even House Dems tend to squirm when Schiff was demanding and getting private communications of House GOP members because of the precedent it sets.

I think the DeepState is not returning his calls either as out of power means that asset is burned.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (3aLWR)

184 I'm filing a motion to expel Schiff from this PLANET.

****************

Might be easier to send him into a multiverse where California doesnt exist, Trump is president of Earth while his sons runs Starfleet, and citizens have the right to face stab pedophiles without the need of a trial.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (VTu1l)

185 Anna Paulina Luna needs to use less black marker on her eyebrows.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (fnd+x)

186 Schiff wants to run for Feinstein's seat in the Senate

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (RHGPo)

187 At least she has good trigger discipline.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (mE7cY)

188 162 126 Check this out Ace;

https://tinyurl.com/yz8vv6be

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 02:25 PM (IaTa3)

This one's nice too:
https://is.gd/6trNkJ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

Muy bueno!

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:33 PM (wtvvX)

189 Large German colony in Mexico City, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Of course. Why do you think every mariachi band has an accordionist?

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 02:33 PM (jzzG8)

190 (Never imagined we'd have a commenter into pegging.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (eYoxG)

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(Old joke) Representative Luna has been banned from the Library of Congress - they caught her bending the pages over.

Posted by: 496 at May 18, 2023 02:33 PM (3fQcW)

191 He's a complete scumbag and dishonest to his core. And one of the lawyers who worked with him during the Trump impeachment hearings is Daniel Goldman who is now a Congressman from NY and, unsurprisingly, also a complete scumbag.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2023 02:29 PM (ZLI7S)

I'd be surprised if Dan Goldman wasn't the lowest kind of degenerate.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 02:33 PM (78UcJ)

192 Require a penalty of death. By specially trained rape-dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (oINRc)

Well, yesterday was hump day, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 02:33 PM (ufFY8)

193 She is smoking hot. I would like to see her stomp on Schiff's bug eyed face

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 18, 2023 02:33 PM (S+j2h)

194 178 Schiff is an inbred degenerate and liar, so I figured him as a shoo in for the Senate.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

He is a white male in a state that is majority minority--I think the fight over the seat will be between a black or hispanic unless Gavin decides to throw in due if his prezzy dreams are a non-starter.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:33 PM (3aLWR)

195 How immediate is immediate expulsion? Can it be a projectile expulsion please?
Posted by: fd

AoSHQ style guild impies by trebuchet.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (fnd+x)

196 Schiff did enough antics in the House and got away with them due to Pelosi that I think he doesn't have friends on either side of the aisle. Even House Dems tend to squirm when Schiff was demanding and getting private communications of House GOP members because of the precedent it sets.

I think the DeepState is not returning his calls either as out of power means that asset is burned.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (3aLWR)
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Which means that he is neutered and useless and, from that standpoint, a net benefit to the GOP and they should keep him around. I think this is just failure theater and there's no point at all, but if they actually think it might work, whoever replaces him will likely be worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (DU+/6)

197 I think this guy might be a fag!
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Well, he is American.

Posted by: Mexican Observing the decline of America at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (m1fIV)

198 "In our country you have to have evidence of a crime before investigating someone for a crime, no?"

I think the word you're searching for is "predicate".
And the Durham report says, no, you needn't have one.
Just confirmation bias.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (MeG8a)

199 Officials said the scam began in March 2020 when someone made a purchase of more than $6,000 from the home improvement chain’s 2570 North Elston location. Days later, someone returned to the store and said the purchase was for a tax-exempt church. A store employee accepted the tax-exempt documents and issued the representative a $900 gift card for the tax value, Assistant State’s Attorney Sarah Dale-Schmidt said yesterday.

She said people returned to Home Depot with the same receipt 15 more times that year, receiving $900 gift cards each time. In 2021, the company issued $900 gift cards another 33 times for the same purchase.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

200 Of course. Why do you think every mariachi band has an accordionist?
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And plays polka music?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (NsE9F)

201 What? Is that for real? They're going to try to have him give an "explainer" of, well, anything?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

Authentic senatorial gibberish.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (AiZBA)

202 Ella es un El Pollo Loco ocho.

**************

Why is ace writing Chinese? Lamont would never do that.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (VTu1l)

203 What? Is that for real? They're going to try to have him give an "explainer" of, well, anything?

That man couldn't explain why his diaper was empty and now it's full. He's like Biden in that regard.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (eOEVl)

204 And she's an animal lover too!!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/yckzt6pr

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

205 Ugh! How awful! That's animal cruelty!

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These dogs will be kept in the lap of luxury, 99% of the time, except on game day. Like a rodeo, but a rodeo where most of the Congress gets raped to death by vicious dogs once a year.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (oINRc)

206 182 Speaking of no brainers, I see that the Fettermonster is going to explain the debt limit issue to us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (FVME7)
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What? Is that for real? They're going to try to have him give an "explainer" of, well, anything?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

I would've thought that living through the collapse of a great nation would be less humorous.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (eYoxG)

207 Mariana Sirtis is greek, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

And apparently a big slut too.

Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY8)

208 195 How immediate is immediate expulsion? Can it be a projectile expulsion please?
Posted by: fd

AoSHQ style guild impies by trebuchet.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 18, 2023 02:34 PM (fnd+x)

Into a field of Claymores...

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (wtvvX)

209 207 Mariana Sirtis is greek, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

And apparently a big slut too.

Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY

Even Weasely Crusher and his mom?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ynpvh)

210 Daniel Goldman who is now a Congressman from NY and, unsurprisingly, also a complete scumbag.
Posted by: JackStraw

Goldman is an heir to the Levi Strauss fortune and now a congress critter in NY. My guess is that he is being groomed as the East Coast version of Schiff.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (3aLWR)

211 Ralph Lee, the celebrated puppeteer and theater artist who masterminded the Land Shark character on Saturday Night Live, has died at age 87 following a monthslong illness.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:36 PM (RHGPo)

212 Shut up Arnold, I've seen pictures of the maid you fucked. You have no ability to form an opinion of anyone's worth.

Cut Screwyourfreedom some slack. If you were married to a Kennedy the ladies of the View would probably seem appealing after enough time.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 18, 2023 02:36 PM (OZjDX)

213 204 And she's an animal lover too!!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/yckzt6pr
Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

She's bunk worthy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:36 PM (mE7cY)

214 Schiff's eyes must indicate a dread disease.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 02:36 PM (Pq/Oy)

215 And apparently a big slut too.

Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY

Had not heard that one. I only heard that she was thankful to ST for getting out of doing bit nudity roles in movies like one of the Death Wish films. Also, she said something in the past couple years that was vile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

216 And apparently a big slut too. Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?

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What I wouldn't have given to be a Redshirt on the show during the 90s.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (VTu1l)

217 214 Schiff's eyes must indicate a dread disease.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 02:36 PM (Pq/Oy)

airhead. Press too hard and the eyes bug out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

218 Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY

What? Why am I just hearing about this now?

Posted by: Wil Wheaton at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (PiwSw)

219 Pegging isn't really gay, though it is certainly gay adjacent.

Can't say I've ever met a woman in real life into that kind of thing though anyway

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (lc5cP)

220 202 Ella es un El Pollo Loco ocho.

**************

Why is ace writing Chinese? Lamont would never do that.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed
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Psych show reference noted above.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (3aLWR)

221 RRRIIIITTTZZZ!!!

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 22m
WATCH: Sen. Fetterman calls on Biden to consider 14th Amendment to avoid debt default

https://tinyurl.com/2kahv9yw

Hungry Americans; unelected Supreme Court.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (Vwz3I)

222 Even Weasely Crusher and his mom?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ynpvh)

Gates McFadden is one who has grown on me as I have gotten older.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

223 Ahnold just wanted some offspring away from the Kennedy line.
That kid will be normal. Or mostly normal.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (MeG8a)

224 209 207 Mariana Sirtis is greek, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

And apparently a big slut too.

Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY

Even Weasely Crusher and his mom?

Troy just couldn't get enough Big Black Klingon from what I hear.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (OZjDX)

225 Shut up Arnold, I've seen pictures of the maid you fucked. You have no ability to form an opinion of anyone's worth.

**********************

He must have gotten old and tired of banging actual women

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (VTu1l)

226 217 214 Schiff's eyes must indicate a dread disease.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 18, 2023 02:36 PM (Pq/Oy)

airhead. Press too hard and the eyes bug out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

Which gives me an idea for chew toys. Adam Schiff. He sqeals and his eyes bug out as your dog chews on him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

227 Best performers in these NBA playoffs

Jokic
Butler
Tatum
Booker
Curry

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (o/vR0)

228 219 Pegging isn't really gay, though it is certainly gay adjacent.

Can't say I've ever met a woman in real life into that kind of thing though anyway
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (lc5cP)

I can't say I have either, but I've never dared to ask.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (eYoxG)

229 Disney’s ESPN network will be available to cord-cutters as a standalone streaming service, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

230 Fetterman said in a statement that he “cannot in good conscience support a debt ceiling proposal that pushes people into poverty.”

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I have no idea what that means but then neither does he.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (FVME7)

231 Schiff's eyes must indicate a dread disease.
Posted by: That Northern skulker

Being full of shiff will do that.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (jzzG8)

232 I thought pegging was a pirate thing?

Kids these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (mE7cY)

233 It appears the only ones not involved in Trump - Russia collusion were Trump and Russia!

Posted by: Just Sayin' at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (d5BuJ)

234 Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY

I vaguely remember reading somewhere she was fairly 'easy'.
Could have been BS, since media, etc.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (ufFY8)

235 What I wouldn't have given to be a Redshirt on the show during the 90s.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (VTu1l)

Outside of classic:

1) Dax on DS9
2) (and close) Jeri Ryan in Voyager
3) and WAAAY down, TNG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

236 I wish we choose one pulchritude indicator scale and stick with it. I’m cool with 1-10 scale myself, but if the majority want to go the 0-1 binary route, I’ll go along with it. But let’s settle on one. Consistency, people!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (Mpg1P)

237 232 I thought pegging was a pirate thing?

Kids these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (mE7cY)

Aye, but becareful not to shoot yerself in the Aye.

Posted by: Dread Pirate jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

238 I can't say I have either, but I've never dared to ask.

Trust me, check if she is packing something of her own before you say yes.

Its like a toddler's arm for Allah's sake!

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (lc5cP)

239 234 Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY

I vaguely remember reading somewhere she was fairly 'easy'.
Could have been BS, since media, etc.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (ufFY

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She tells tales of it at conventions. She's very open about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

240 @Breaking911
WATCH: Sen. Fetterman calls on Biden to consider 14th Amendment to avoid debt default ...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (Vwz3I)
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Ah, late-stage America: when they bring out a moderately-powerful, brain-damaged goblin who can't speak to make an insane and irrational argument to a more powerful, increasingly-demented goblin who can barely speak.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (DU+/6)

241 She once compared Hillary to herpes.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (NpAcC)

242 234 Didn't she bang everyone in the cast?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (ufFY

I vaguely remember reading somewhere she was fairly 'easy'.
Could have been BS, since media, etc.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (ufFY

Or she worked for Fox News.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

243 The NBA is still a thing?

Posted by: I had no idea at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (d5BuJ)

244 235 Outside of classic:

1) Dax on DS9
2) (and close) Jeri Ryan in Voyager
3) and WAAAY down, TNG.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

=========

Which Dax?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

245 Toss him out on his fat ass

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (xhxe8)

246 236 I wish we choose one pulchritude indicator scale and stick with it. I’m cool with 1-10 scale myself, but if the majority want to go the 0-1 binary route, I’ll go along with it. But let’s settle on one. Consistency, people!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (Mpg1P)

The binary, while useful, does not lend itself to the restaurant schtick. Come on, we have a lot of schticks flying around here. Wear a helmet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

247 236 I wish we choose one pulchritude indicator scale and stick with it. I’m cool with 1-10 scale myself, but if the majority want to go the 0-1 binary route, I’ll go along with it. But let’s settle on one. Consistency, people!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (Mpg1P

I prefer the ten scale because Bo Derek.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (mE7cY)

248 Posted #221 before reading...

Speaking of no brainers, I see that the Fettermonster is going to explain the debt limit issue to us.
++++
What? Is that for real? They're going to try to have him give an "explainer" of, well, anything?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (Vwz3I)

249 Why are Groucho Marx eyebrows so popular?
Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (j4NKg)

Because they are dramatic. And looking like Frida Kahlo is not.

(I mean, it even made Salma Hayek look goofy, right?)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (xhaym)

250 241 She once compared Hillary to herpes.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (NpAcC)

That what the f'n hell is Bill!?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

251 Jeri Ryan in Voyager

***************

Those were the days when non-woke writers understood what trekkies needed to help a flailing Star Trek show survive

BORGS AND BOOBIES!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (VTu1l)

252 1) Dax on DS9
...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

Specify: Terry Farrell or Nicole de Boer?

Posted by: Wil Wheaton at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (PiwSw)

253 Mirror Universe Nana Visitor > all other Star Trek women, ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

254 These dogs will be kept in the lap of luxury, 99% of the time, except on game day. Like a rodeo, but a rodeo where most of the Congress gets raped to death by vicious dogs once a year.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:35 PM (oINRc)

All I'm saying is that if the more literal kind of bull has to choose between making Adam Schiff into a catamite Pasiphae, versus being stabbed in the neck by a matador, 99 out of a 100 will choose the dignified execution.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (78UcJ)

255 240 @Breaking911
WATCH: Sen. Fetterman calls on Biden to consider 14th Amendment to avoid debt default ...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:37 PM (Vwz3I)
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Ah, late-stage America: when they bring out a moderately-powerful, brain-damaged goblin who can't speak to make an insane and irrational argument to a more powerful, increasingly-demented goblin who can barely speak.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (DU+/6)

Future historians will claim that factual accounts of these times are hyperbolic polemics.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (eYoxG)

256 US Leading Economic Indicators Tumble For 13th Straight Month, "Weaknesses Were Widespread"
teaser image

"...Conference Board forecasts a contraction of economic activity starting in Q2 leading to a mild recession by mid-2023.”

.. Republican candidates should review the strategy of Bill Clinton in 1992

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (RHGPo)

257 Which means that he is neutered and useless and, from that standpoint, a net benefit to the GOP and they should keep him around. I think this is just failure theater and there's no point at all, but if they actually think it might work, whoever replaces him will likely be worse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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He won't be expelled but being under Ethics Cmte investigation more or less muzzles a House critter a bit under House rules from what I recall and makes his run for the Senate problematic from a fundraising status by reducing his ability to grab air coverage and causing megacorps etc to shy away from funding his campaign for Senate.

Plus there is always Uniparty considerations where the Dems and GOP leadership trade off dealings on things like this.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (3aLWR)

258 I can't say I have either, but I've never dared to ask.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (eYoxG)

"I'm having a great time!"

"Me too! Say.... are you into pegging by any chance?

"Uh..... no?"

"Oh, OK, good. Just making sure. "

"Can we get the check over here, please?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (9UlRk)

259 Fetterman said in a statement that he “cannot in good conscience support a debt ceiling proposal that pushes people into poverty.” ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:39 PM (FVME7)
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Then how can he in good conscience support a spending proposal that will continue to push people into poverty due to increased inflation and taxation?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

260 175 Hold these fuckers to their "own standards".

Humiliate them. Mock them. Cancel them.
Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:31 PM (wtvvX)

Destroy their finances. Make them have to live under a bridge, drowning in their own piss and shit.

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 02:42 PM (sm6Pk)

261 (I mean, it even made Salma Hayek look goofy, right?)

*************

I dont think any of us were looking at her face to notice

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:42 PM (VTu1l)

262 There is a rumor circulating that Nanny McRictus is trying to force our DiFi and put Schiff in the Senate.
Posted by: sven

Allow me to start another. Paul Pelosi and Schiff are "doing it" and Nancy wants to reward Schiff for keeping Paul busy and away from her. You wonder why his eyes are so bugged out?

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 02:42 PM (oiNtH)

263 Which Dax?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

This one:

https://is.gd/DOT1Lq

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:42 PM (zZu0s)

264 Which Dax?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM

Troublemaker Status: Confirmed

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)

265 @Breaking911
WATCH: Sen. Fetterman calls on Biden to consider 14th Amendment to avoid debt default ...

raar tummit gersay clug milre gukspacher, goodnight everybody

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (S+j2h)

266 249 Why are Groucho Marx eyebrows so popular?
Posted by: Oglebay at May 18, 2023 02:22 PM (j4NKg)

Because they are dramatic. And looking like Frida Kahlo is not.

(I mean, it even made Salma Hayek look goofy, right?)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (xhaym)

Like this commercial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIn6sdBKSzk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (ynpvh)

267 Whatever that yummy lady says is believable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (KSNKu)

268 Dax on DS9
2) (and close) Jeri Ryan in Voyager

Terry Farrell, oh yeah.
Jeri Ryan, yup.

I like Tasha Yar, too, but she got killed off.

I thought it was weird that nearly every DS9 cast member had weirder real names than character names.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (ufFY8)

269 I’m reminded of those funny radio guys (forgot which show) who pranked Schiff live on the radio telling him they had “compromat” on Trump using their best Russian accents…. He fell for it hook, line and sinker. That dude is evil AND stupid

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (xT8gx)

270 264 Which Dax?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM

Troublemaker Status: Confirmed
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 18, 2023 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)

========

It's like we've just met right now this very moment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

271 A man that angry had to be born with a small dick.

- stuff my dad said

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (mE7cY)

272 This bikini brunette favors the binary rating scale:
https://is.gd/9hlO43

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

273 229 Disney’s ESPN network will be available to cord-cutters as a standalone streaming service, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

This was inevitable. They have to pay for all their pro and college TV megacontracts, while at the same time cable subscribers are fleeing.

Which will now only accelerate.

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (wtvvX)

274 Terry Farrell or Nicole de Boer?

********

Embrace the power of AND

Although Nicole de Boer would have been moved up a notch if she hadnt hacked half her hair off

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (VTu1l)

275 of course gus fring being chilean is patently ridiculous, I know giancarlo could act, but still its one of the whitest countries in south america,

Posted by: no 6 at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (PXvVL)

276 229 Disney’s ESPN network will be available to cord-cutters as a standalone streaming service, the Wall Street Journal reports.
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

Potentially earthshattering news for DIS. Because carriers need sports to satisfy viewers, ESPN - as the biggest cable channel - gives DIS a lot of leverage to negotiate with carriers. Lose that, and forcing cable companies to carry the weaker channels gets a lot harder.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (/iWhV)

277 ... Plus there is always Uniparty considerations where the Dems and GOP leadership trade off dealings on things like this.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (3aLWR)
++++
I might go so far as to say that there are *only* Uniparty considerations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (DU+/6)

278 Fetterman said in a statement that he “cannot in good conscience support a debt ceiling proposal that pushes people into poverty.” ...

That's how WaPo quoted it. What he actually said was "hnnnhhhhyut moogrewag bagabbbbbplitz vop"

Posted by: Archimedes at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (eOEVl)

279 253 Mirror Universe Nana Visitor > all other Star Trek women, ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

The days of me thinking of you as an idiot are certainly coming to a middle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

280 How do you say "pegging" in Mandarin?

Posted by: Fartwell at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (OZjDX)

281 Mirror Universe Nana Visitor > all other Star Trek women, ever.
-------------
This.

And I like Zardoz too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (Vwz3I)

282 Come on, we have a lot of schticks flying around here. Wear a helmet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

And put a bolt in you crossbow, you toaster-fucker.

Posted by: That guy who brings up toasters at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

283 Allow me to start another. Paul Pelosi and Schiff are "doing it" and Nancy wants to reward Schiff for keeping Paul busy and away from her. You wonder why his eyes are so bugged out?
Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 02:42 PM (oiNtH)

My eyes would look like I got back from a two week vacation getaway on the Event Horizon.

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (78UcJ)

284 This bikini brunette favors the binary rating scale:
https://is.gd/9hlO43

************

Now thats how a picnic table cover is done right.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (VTu1l)

285 California Bar won't sanction Schiff.

Posted by: torabora at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (OUiUM)

286 NYC has started shipping migrants to Sullivan County which is to the west of me. The Woodstock concert was there. It is actually cruel to send migrants there. I would describe it as NYC gone rural and weird. No money , except a casino, crime all over the place and in the summer the population doubles due to the Hasidic coming up from city . The last person killed by a bear in NYS occurred there when a bear grabbed a baby in a stroller by the head at one of the hasidic camps.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (lRky4)

287 You know who else slept with the entire cast of TNG?

Posted by: that guy who thinks everything is about der fuhrer at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (ppBhU)

288 272 This bikini brunette favors the binary rating scale:
https://is.gd/9hlO43

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

Certainly NOT non-binary.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (ynpvh)

289
"Adam Schiff lied to the American people. He used his position on House Intelligence to push a lie that cost American taxpayers millions of dollars and abused the trust placed in him as Chairman. He is a dishonor to the House of Representatives. Plus, he's a bug-eyed traitorous cocksucker who guzzles penis like a pelican swallowing a haddock." Luna said in a press release Wednesday, May 17.

I might have embellished this quote a bit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (n+4am)

290 280 How do you say "pegging" in Mandarin?
Posted by: Fartwell

"permanent most favored nation status."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (kCPIa)

291 Although Nicole de Boer would have been moved up a notch if she hadnt hacked half her hair off

I worked with a cute Japanese girl years ago - and she had long hair.

One of her "friends" convinced her to chop it, and then said "friend" took her around the office showing it to everyone who was then expected to say they liked it.

As they came to my office I claimed I had to run to a meeting and took off. She went from looking like an attractive young woman to looking like a boy. And...yeah...quite the "friend" that got her to do it

Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)

292 I wish we choose one pulchritude indicator scale and stick with it. I’m cool with 1-10 scale myself, but if the majority want to go the 0-1 binary route, I’ll go along with it. But let’s settle on one. Consistency, people!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Classy people use the Helen of Troy scale in terms of number of ships launched.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (FVME7)

293 That what the f'n hell is Bill!?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:41 PM (ynpvh)
*******
Syphilis

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (NpAcC)

294 Under my system, if a Congressman makes it to Thurmond or Feinstein age without being voted into The Kennel of the Revolution, they'll be one of history's greatest statesmen instead of one of its basest scoundrels.

Specially trained rape-dogs are a Republic's best friend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (oINRc)

295 We want Schiff tarred and feathered
We'd take expulsion
We'll get him as California's next Senator

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (oWBc3)

296 How do you say "pegging" in Mandarin?
Posted by: Fartwell at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (OZjDX)

I speak English, you dope. Now shut up, hand me that manilla folder, and bend over.

Posted by: Fang "Yum Yum" Fang at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (9UlRk)

297 Was Charles Barkley a better player than Scottie Pippen?

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (o/vR0)

298 "permanent most favored nation status."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 02:45 PM (kCPIa)

Would have accepted 'Biden', but this is really good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (mE7cY)

299 Ah, late-stage America: when they bring out a moderately-powerful, brain-damaged goblin who can't speak to make an insane and irrational argument to a more powerful, increasingly-demented goblin who can barely speak.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

and yet, smart, self made billionaire conservative governor's of oil rich states are mocked and told to stay in their lane fixing snow fences ...

Posted by: old chick at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (sOete)

300 Potentially earthshattering news for DIS. Because carriers need sports to satisfy viewers, ESPN - as the biggest cable channel - gives DIS a lot of leverage to negotiate with carriers. Lose that, and forcing cable companies to carry the weaker channels gets a lot harder.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (/iWhV)
++++
Yup. I view this as likely *spectacular* news for DIS, but a devastating blow for the cable carriers. This is going to cost DIS a fortune (one of the reasons this hasn't already been done is all of the carriage contracts between teams, leagues, ESPN, cable companies, regional sports nets, etc. are incredibly involved) to reset the rules and get it moved over to streaming, but it will also probably be a persistent cash cow and the cable carriers are going to get skull-fucked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (DU+/6)

301 294 Under my system, if a Congressman makes it to Thurmond or Feinstein age without being voted into The Kennel of the Revolution, they'll be one of history's greatest statesmen instead of one of its basest scoundrels.

Specially trained rape-dogs are a Republic's best friend.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (oINRc)

=========

Is your real name Coriolanus Snow?

Because I'd vote for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

302 Can you imagine being tossed out of a den of thieves?

Posted by: t-bird at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (08CnU)

303 Shifty has been a lie bastard for years

Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (xhxe8)

304 Trust me, check if she is packing something of her own before you say yes.

Oy, you're a sheila. - Mick Dundee

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (gmo/4)

305 Schiff will probably get a medal.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (p+1gI)

306
As they came to my office I claimed I had to run to a meeting and took off. She went from looking like an attractive young woman to looking like a boy. And...yeah...quite the "friend" that got her to do it
Posted by: 18-1 at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP

Women are incredibly mean to each other.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (mE7cY)

307 Toss him out on his fat ass
Posted by: Skip

Nah. Do what the libs want yo do to us. Jail his fat ass for Disinformation.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (3MYGJ)

308 Ah, late-stage America: when they bring out a moderately-powerful, brain-damaged goblin who can't speak to make an insane and irrational argument to a more powerful, increasingly-demented goblin who can barely speak.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

I breathlessly await hearing from Shrek who lived in his parent's basement past age 18, lecture us on the debt ceiling, economics, etc. Purely captivating.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

309 Oy, you're a Doby. - Mick Dundee

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (gmo/4)

310 RFK jr. has picked a campaign manager and it is... (drum roll)

Dennis Kucinich!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (MeG8a)

311 307 Toss him out on his fat ass
Posted by: Skip

Nah. Do what the libs want yo do to us. Jail his fat ass for Disinformation.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 02:47 PM (3MYGJ)

He was part of a conspiracy to take down the government. I say hang him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

312 "Sen. Fetterman calls on Biden to consider 14th Amendment to avoid debt default"

Speak a complete paragraph without being mentally confused, and do some simple math and we'll consider it, oaf.

Posted by: Republican Ass Lint at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (H/XYA)

313 It appears as if the Republican women in the House have bigger balls than the men.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (wNDOJ)

314 Since our federal government is "pushing people into poverty" can we defund it?

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (Emce2)

315 He was part of a conspiracy to take down the government. I say hang him.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

The people in the gulag in Washington did less.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (mE7cY)

316 310 RFK jr. has picked a campaign manager and it is... (drum roll)

Dennis Kucinich!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (MeG8a)

It was ALIENS!

Posted by: Guy from History Channel at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

317 Ate some shrooms 30 minutes ago on my burger. Let's ride!

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (zztN+)

318 297 Was Charles Barkley a better player than Scottie Pippen?

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (o/vR0)

Yes

Posted by: Tex Lovear at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (wtvvX)

319 Look I just can't countenance the resignation camp. I'm watching schiff on an msnbc interview right now saying the same thing. "This isn't going anywhere, " except he's crowing, not scowling.

I think we should push it as far as we can and say all the things that that slimeball knows are true. Nail him to the wall and make him tell america what he saw that proved that trump colluded with russia

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (AxmOr)

320 Schiff is a more stupid version of Harry Reid
- spit

Posted by: kactus at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (azTeW)

321 Classy people use the Helen of Troy scale in terms of number of ships launched.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:46 PM (FVME7)

The Homeric scale is a tough road to climb.

Finding an epic poem worthy rack is not something one does every day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

322 Maybe I was too cryptic above, but look at the flag in the last photo.

There was a lot of work to make that out of focus bit look the way it does. It is called bokeh.

The lens designers put a lot of effort in to make that happen, and then the photographer didn't just press a button, he adjusted the aperture to have just the right amount of blur.
It really is an impressive photo, but I am afraid under appreciated.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (kCPIa)

323 Pelosi's secret campaign to aid Feinstein and get Schiff into the Senate

https://tinyurl.com/yndkfzdc

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (NpAcC)

324 You vill comply!

@disclosetv 2m
NEW - State Department has added mandatory pronouns to their email system, according to AP’s Matt Lee.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (jzzG8)

325 of course gus fring being chilean is patently ridiculous, I know giancarlo could act, but still its one of the whitest countries in south america,
Posted by: no 6 at May 18, 2023 02:44 PM (PXvVL)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

No

Posted by: Argentina and Uruguay look on in disapointment at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (xhaym)

326 313 It appears as if the Republican women in the House have bigger balls than the men.
Posted by: McLurkerson
--------
Probably less into kinky kompromat sex with boys than the GOPe men are.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:50 PM (3aLWR)

327 RFK jr. has picked a campaign manager and it is... (drum roll)

Dennis Kucinich!

His first choice was Paul Tsongas. Even after he found out that Tsongas has been dead for a quarter century. But Kucinich managed to show more fighting spirit than Tsongas's exhumed corpse. Barely. So it's Kucinich.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 02:50 PM (ppBhU)

328 May they both rest in piss

Posted by: kactus at May 18, 2023 02:50 PM (azTeW)

329 313 It appears as if the Republican women in the House have bigger balls than the men.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (wNDOJ)

Compulsory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EngMYI95zkA&t=53s

Posted by: Guy from History Channel at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

330 RFK jr. has picked a campaign manager and it is... (drum roll)

Dennis Kucinich!
Posted by: gourmand du jour

So he's running a sane, moderate campaign?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (FVME7)

331 324 You vill comply!

@disclosetv 2m
NEW - State Department has added mandatory pronouns to their email system, according to AP’s Matt Lee.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 02:49 PM (jzzG

That's fucking adorable

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (mE7cY)

332 Don't forget T'Pol (Jolene Blalock) getting decontaminated.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

333 Off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

334 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 3h
BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Greene Taylor announces impeachment articles against President Biden

https://tinyurl.com/2s3xkwkc
43 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (Vwz3I)

335 Marina Sirtis was in The Five Napoleans episode of Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett version). As usual, she gets smacked around by a dude.
https://youtu.be/vj6tIXHybiw

Posted by: Movie Moron at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (JCZqz)

336 330 RFK jr. has picked a campaign manager and it is... (drum roll)

Dennis Kucinich!
Posted by: gourmand du jour

So he's running a sane, moderate campaign?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (FVME7)

========

A campaign that blames America's government for every problem in the world and also wants to give the American government more power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

337 334 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 3h
BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Greene Taylor announces impeachment articles against President Biden

https://tinyurl.com/2s3xkwkc
43 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (Vwz3I

Is it Thursday already?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (mE7cY)

338 Lolwut?

Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution from 88 of the world’s largest oil, gas, and coal companies. That group includes Chevron, ExxonMobil, BP, and Shell; state-owned oil producers like Saudi Aramco and Gazprom; and cement manufacturers. Researchers considered emissions directly emitted by these companies’ operations as well as the indirect emissions from the products they sold.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (ynEI8)

339 RFK jr. has picked a campaign manager and it is... (drum roll)

Dennis Kucinich!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 18, 2023 02:48 PM (MeG8a)

Ed Dowd has been chosen as co-treasurer

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (xhaym)

340 Is it Thursday already?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (mE7cY)
++++
I never could get the hang on Thursdays.

Posted by: Arthur Dent at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (DU+/6)

341 Red on red:

@ATLNewsFirst 14m
A fire broke out inside another Target store today and police say it is another case of arson. Here's what we know.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (jzzG8)

342
You vill comply!

@disclosetv 2m
NEW - State Department has added mandatory pronouns to their email system, according to AP’s Matt Lee.
Posted by: weft-cut loop

Okay. My pronouns are fuck/off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (n+4am)

343 "Now thats how a picnic table cover is done right."

Very Mary Ann-ish.

Posted by: fd at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (iayUP)

344 RFK jr. has picked a campaign manager and it is... (drum roll)

Dennis Kucinich!
Posted by: gourmand du jour

I thought Dennis Kucinich was dead, like Snake Plisskin.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (AiZBA)

345 Luna is three quarters Mexican,, one quarter German on her fathers side
And get this— her paternal grandfather served in the Wehrmacht

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (2gQKZ)

346 Dennis Kucinich!
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Actually, I find this a pleasantly surprising selection. Guy was very anti-"Patriot" Act and, AFAIK, he's not corrupt.

Posted by: SFGoth at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (KAi1n)

347 338 Lolwut?

Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution from 88 of the world’s largest oil, gas, and coal companies. That group includes Chevron, ExxonMobil, BP, and Shell; state-owned oil producers like Saudi Aramco and Gazprom; and cement manufacturers. Researchers considered emissions directly emitted by these companies’ operations as well as the indirect emissions from the products they sold.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (ynEI

Get out that checkbook!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (mE7cY)

348 Okay. My pronouns are fuck/off.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (n+4am)

Luna/2024

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (9UlRk)

349 341 Red on red:

@ATLNewsFirst 14m
A fire broke out inside another Target store today and police say it is another case of arson. Here's what we know.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (jzzG

========

All I know is that it's just property, and that to arrest someone for just harming things is unjust and a propagation of systemic racism.

Also, we need to figure out a system that gets people to stop burning and stealing things that doesn't involve any punishment at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

350 Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution

Hmm. I would have guessed "100%" and "fire".

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (mdx6+)

351 338 Lolwut?

Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution from 88 of the world’s largest oil, gas, and coal companies. That group includes Chevron, ExxonMobil, BP, and Shell; state-owned oil producers like Saudi Aramco and Gazprom; and cement manufacturers. Researchers considered emissions directly emitted by these companies’ operations as well as the indirect emissions from the products they sold.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (ynEI

the (il)logic behind it:
Big Oil pumps out lots of petroleum.
Petroleum use causes rising temps.
Rising temps cause droughts.
Droughts cause dry wood and more devastating forest fires
ergo Big Oil is reponsible for fires.

Yeah, lots of bad assumptions there. Theirs, not mine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

352
Whenever I think the comments here are becoming too uninhibited, I read the commenters at Instapundit and immediately feel reassured.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (MoZTd)

353 While a century of fire suppression and other land management choices contribute to the severity, climate change is a key factor fueling these fires, roughly doubling the acreage burned over the last 40 years.

Climate change, not the continued accumulation of underbrush accounts for bigger wildfires. Even though there has been no actual warming, and it continues to be theoretical.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (ynEI8)

354 A campaign that blames America's government for every problem in the world and also wants to give the American government more power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

It's only fair right?

Also, I suspect his campaign is going to be full of the younger scions of powerful North Eastern families that got pushed out of politics by the last 40 years

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (xhaym)

355 Pippen was better than Barkley. Defensive prowess vs offensive firepower.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (o/vR0)

356 Ed Dowd has been chosen as co-treasurer
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (xhaym)

Is he the guy who noticed all the recent "suddenlys"?

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 02:55 PM (Emce2)

357 Also, we need to figure out a system that gets people to stop burning and stealing things that doesn't involve any punishment at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

Put the logo on the building next door?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:55 PM (9UlRk)

358 Say what you will about Dennis Kucinich but he was an old school liberal and not a globalist fascist like everyone that is in the democrat party now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 02:55 PM (17s+e)

359 323 Pelosi's secret campaign to aid Feinstein and get Schiff into the Senate

https://tinyurl.com/yndkfzdc
Posted by: redridinghood
------------
Interesting read.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 02:56 PM (3aLWR)

360 Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution from 88 of the world’s largest oil, gas, and coal companies. ...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (ynEI

++++
So first they determine how much "global warming" there is
Then they determine how much forest has been burned
Then they determine how many of those fires are due to "global warming"
Then they determine how much of that "global warming" is due to the Dread Carbon
Then they determine how much of the Dread Carbon was emitted by or due to these industries
Then they assign proportional blame based on these conclusions

So why pretend to be precise? This is absurd and has so much built-in error and so many untestable assumptions that all numbers are equally valid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

361 The word “elfin” fits Dennis Kucinich like no one else.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 02:56 PM (Mpg1P)

362 353 While a century of fire suppression and other land management choices contribute to the severity, climate change is a key factor fueling these fires, roughly doubling the acreage burned over the last 40 years.

Climate change, not the continued accumulation of underbrush accounts for bigger wildfires. Even though there has been no actual warming, and it continues to be theoretical.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (ynEI

Carbon dioxide promotes tree growth at any rate. The US is not at any risk of running out of trees.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:56 PM (eYoxG)

363 It's amazing how you can take a fake bogeyman like 'global warming/global cooling/climate change' and turn that into a hammer to beat everyone over the head, producing dollars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 18, 2023 02:56 PM (mE7cY)

364 Anna Paulina Luna (née Mayerhofer) - Mexican/German heritage.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

Sieg Carumba!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 18, 2023 02:57 PM (BdMk6)

365 @disclosetv 2m
NEW - State Department has added mandatory pronouns to their email system, according to AP’s Matt Lee.
Posted by: weft-cut loop

Matt Lee is the best reporter on the DC beat. He gave Jen Psaki so much grief when she was the State Department spokesperson that she probably insisted that he not follow her to the White House. Ned Price is drawing the short straw in dealing with him.

He would be so much better in interrogating KJP than anyone else in the WHPC stenographers' pool - including (and especially) The Dooce.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 02:57 PM (/iWhV)

366 Schiff's a Clinton guy. He was elected to office during Bill Clinton's tenure, led the 1st impeachment effort against Trump & was key questioner on the congressional panel investigating the Jan. 6, 2021 riot at the U.S. Capitol.

Congresswoman Luna is not wrong, but the resolution will probably stall awaiting Schiff's run for Senate (Feinstein's seat). Then it could be Schiff in the Senate and Katie Porter and Barbara Lee in the House.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 18, 2023 02:57 PM (GshMh)

367 So Adam Shiffftt is on the Luna Grill.

Okay, very CA and TX joke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

368 Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution from 88 of the world’s largest oil, gas, and coal companies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (ynEI

I always assume ecoterrorists unless there was a lightning strike in the area.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (Emce2)

369 Carbon dioxide promotes tree growth at any rate. The US is not at any risk of running out of trees.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 02:56 PM (eYoxG)

I beg to disagree. I have it on good authority that the paper used to make tooth picks and paper bags comes directly from old growth forests. Completely unsustainable.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (AiZBA)

370 Yeah, lots of bad assumptions there. Theirs, not mine.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 02:54 PM (ynpvh)
++++
:: fist-bump ::

That these people aren't laughed out of the room is a dark sign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (DU+/6)

371
Anna Paulina Luna (née Mayerhofer) - Mexican/German heritage.

Posted by: Archer at May 18, 2023 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

__________

When you eat at a German-Mexican restaurant, you want to invade France, tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (MoZTd)

372 369 I beg to disagree. I have it on good authority that the paper used to make tooth picks and paper bags comes directly from old growth forests. Completely unsustainable.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (AiZBA)

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The space between Atlanta and Augusta is nothing but barren wasteland now. It's run by Lord Humungous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

373 Your Majesty/My liege

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (ufFY8)

374 Is he the guy who noticed all the recent "suddenlys"?
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 02:55 PM (Emce2)

Also ex-Blackrock and the son of a family that has generationally been in high end banking.
He might be clean and straight, but a room full of them self assemble into whatever the Democrat version of the Rockefeller Wing is because that is their basic life assumption.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (xhaym)

375 Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced...

I think that I see the problem right there.

Posted by: Cheri at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (oiNtH)

376 Three of Vladimir Putin’s top hypersonic scientists have been detained on suspicion of high treason – after Ukraine claimed to have shot down a volley of ‘undefeatable’ missiles. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said the eminent academics, Anatoly Maslov, Alexander Shiplyuk and Valery Zvegintsev, all face ‘very serious accusations’. The trio have all worked on the weapons for years and were among the authors of a book chapter entitled ‘Hypersonic Short-Duration Facilities for Aerodynamic Research at ITAM, Russia’.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

377
Marina Sirtis was in The Five Napoleans episode of Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett version). As usual, she gets smacked around by a dude.
https://youtu.be/vj6tIXHybiw
Posted by: Movie Moron

The slappy dude looks an awfully lot like Tucker C after binge-eating at Olive Garden for a month.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (n+4am)

378 Michael Bloomberg.

Posted by: Why not at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (d5BuJ)

379 The Fettermonster in action!

https://bit.ly/3ILsASb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (FVME7)

380 Luna is three quarters Mexican,, one quarter German on her fathers side
And get this— her paternal grandfather served in the Wehrmacht

Posted by: JoeF. at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM

El Fuerzaprincipio: All inside, nothing outside. Like a taco. Uno pueble. Uno pais. Uno maximo. Uno taco!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (oINRc)

381 372 369 I beg to disagree. I have it on good authority that the paper used to make tooth picks and paper bags comes directly from old growth forests. Completely unsustainable.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (AiZBA)

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The space between Atlanta and Augusta is nothing but barren wasteland now. It's run by Lord Humungous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

Wonder if he's taking applications.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (eYoxG)

382 The trio have all worked on the weapons for years and were among the authors of a book chapter entitled ‘Hypersonic Short-Duration Facilities for Aerodynamic Research at ITAM, Russia’.
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
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Sounds like a page-turner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (2hlEI)

383 So, that Congress chick is kinda like the Zimmerman telegram.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (Mpg1P)

384 381 The space between Atlanta and Augusta is nothing but barren wasteland now. It's run by Lord Humungous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

Wonder if he's taking applications.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (eYoxG)

========

Always room for another twink. Those guys go down hard and fast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

385 Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution from 88 of the world’s largest oil, gas, and coal companies.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 18, 2023 02:52 PM (ynEI

I always assume ecoterrorists unless there was a lightning strike in the area.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (Emce2)
==

Illegals growing pot for the cartels cause over half of Kalifornia's wild fires.... but you would never know that because of our straight shooting medi...propaganda.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 18, 2023 03:01 PM (17s+e)

386 Tell me she used the phrase "bug-eyed shitweasel" in the articles of impeachment.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: PabloD at May 18, 2023 03:01 PM (bYWVt)

387 El Fuerzaprincipio: All inside, nothing outside. Like a taco. Uno pueble. Uno pais. Uno maximo. Uno taco!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (oINRc)

Sí! Uno breakfast taco!

Posted by: Jill Biden at May 18, 2023 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

388 Where is Floradia?

Posted by: blaster at May 18, 2023 03:02 PM (pwExq)

389 Sam "I Unbelievably Didn't Think I Had Enough Baggage, So I Started Stealing Baggage From Other People" Brinton has been arrested again, this time as a fugitive from justice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2023 03:02 PM (Y6AXb)

390 Sí! Uno breakfast taco!
Posted by: Jill Biden at May 18, 2023 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

See say pwadway.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 18, 2023 03:02 PM (AiZBA)

391
Three of Vladimir Putin’s top hypersonic scientists have been detained on suspicion of high treason – after Ukraine claimed to have shot down a volley of ‘undefeatable’ missiles.

____________

From this crude lab that spawned the dud,
Their necks to Putin's ax unfurled.
Lo! The embattled savants stood,
And fired the flop heard round the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:02 PM (MoZTd)

392 Achtung, senor!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2023 03:02 PM (4I/2K)

393 It's south of Canadia, eh.

Posted by: KJP at May 18, 2023 03:03 PM (d5BuJ)

394 384 381 The space between Atlanta and Augusta is nothing but barren wasteland now. It's run by Lord Humungous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

Wonder if he's taking applications.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 03:00 PM (eYoxG)

========

Always room for another twink. Those guys go down hard and fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

On second thought the lithium mines aren't so bad.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 03:03 PM (eYoxG)

395 Brinton has been arrested again, this time as a fugitive from justice.
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Bounty Law and Flamethrower.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:03 PM (DmtxH)

396 Sam Brinton will be the first perp ever to insist on the strip and cavity searches.

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (mdx6+)

397 > Tell me she used the phrase "bug-eyed shitweasel" in the articles of impeachment.

What the hell is going on with those pop-eyes, any way? Is he the bastard offspring of Marty Feldman and a Downs Syndrome girl or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (Y6AXb)

398 348 Okay. My pronouns are fuck/off.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (n+4am)

Luna/2024
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 02:53 PM (9UlRk)

ur/mom

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (DTX3h)

399 Where is Floradia?
Posted by: blaster

Next to Georgeabia.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (jzzG8)

400 The Bulls in the early nineties had the greatest defense. Jordan, Pippen and Grant. The Dobermans.

Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (o/vR0)

401 Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists --

Stop right there. Jay Guevara may be better able to weigh in on this, but I think you can lay the groundwork for the degradation and politicization of science right at the feet of these people. Back from the Vietnam War era, IIRC.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (/iWhV)

402 376 Three of Vladimir Putin’s top hypersonic scientists have been detained on suspicion of high treason – after Ukraine claimed to have shot down a volley of ‘undefeatable’ missiles. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said the eminent academics, Anatoly Maslov, Alexander Shiplyuk and Valery Zvegintsev, all face ‘very serious accusations’. The trio have all worked on the weapons for years and were among the authors of a book chapter entitled ‘Hypersonic Short-Duration Facilities for Aerodynamic Research at ITAM, Russia’.
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

Maybe we should apply such discipline in our own defense procurement programs. Help to keep costs down at least.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (eYoxG)

403 *reads article on Insty*

Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

404
The space between Atlanta and Augusta is nothing but barren wasteland now. It's run by Lord Humungous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

Wonder if he's taking applications.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

How's his dental plan?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (n+4am)

405 Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution from 88 of the world’s largest oil, gas, and coal companies. That group includes Chevron, ExxonMobil, BP, and Shell; state-owned oil producers like Saudi Aramco and Gazprom; and cement manufacturers. Researchers considered emissions directly emitted by these companies’ operations as well as the indirect emissions from the products they sold.
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That's because enviro-terrorists are committing arson next to oil & gas sites, as in Alberta's current fires.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I)

406
Rep. Marjorie Greene Taylor

Who is that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (63Dwl)

407 Stop right there. Jay Guevara may be better able to weigh in on this, but I think you can lay the groundwork for the degradation and politicization of science right at the feet of these people. Back from the Vietnam War era, IIRC.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (/iWhV)
++++
Yup. It's a hard left anti-nuclear group (or it was, anyway) that used their "science" positions to argue for capitulation to the USSR on all things.

So more of the same, really.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (DU+/6)

408 377 The slappy dude looks an awfully lot like Tucker C after binge-eating at Olive Garden for a month.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM

And growing a fabulous mustache!

Posted by: Movie Moron at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (JCZqz)

409
Where is Floradia?
Posted by: blaster

Next to Georgeabia.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (jzzG

__________

And Alabamamia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (MoZTd)

410 Tampa is the latest Florida city to cancel its pride parade because DeSantis outlawed stripping in front of kids

-
Well, how are kids going to learn about Sodomy and Gamorrahmy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (FVME7)

411 I'm on the lamb

and it aint half bad

Posted by: sam at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3)

412 How's his dental plan?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (n+4am)

They get divided equally amongst all participants in the raid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (9UlRk)

413 Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

It's some New York faggitry.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (jzzG8)

414 403 *reads article on Insty*

Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

Apparently an upside down pineapple is...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

415 > Sam Brinton will be the first perp ever to insist on the strip and cavity searches.

Yeah, how'd you like to be the officer who got stuck doing that? I think it would bother me a lot if he started moaning.

Which reminds me of way back when, when the TSA was a new thing... a gay writer said he requested a lesbian "officer" at the airport, "just to make sure neither of us enjoys this". He thought it was funny (as do I), but apparently the TSA did not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (Y6AXb)

416 Mmmm...lamb.

Posted by: Food thread at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (d5BuJ)

417 The space between Atlanta and Augusta is nothing but barren wasteland now. It's run by Lord Humungous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

Wonder if he's taking applications.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

How's his dental plan?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (n+4am)

Watch out for boomerangs. Career enders.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (4I/2K)

418 403 *reads article on Insty*

Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

It's huge. 29-year-olds all over the country who can't play tennis with the same intensity as they did when they were 28 are making the switch. Country clubs here in CT have been expanding their racquets offerings to meet the demand.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (/iWhV)

419 Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.
________

That's so ridiculous!

Posted by: Cornhole at May 18, 2023 03:07 PM (lf83v)

420
Maybe we should apply such discipline in our own defense procurement programs. Help to keep costs down at least.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (eYoxG)

____________

Say what you will about Putin, he holds government employees responsible for their failures.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:07 PM (MoZTd)

421 When I'm calling yooooooou...

Posted by: Zombie Slim Whitman at May 18, 2023 03:07 PM (Xrfse)

422 403 *reads article on Insty*

Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM

Traditional Midwest snack. Pickled eggs, pickled pig's feet, pickled pig's balls....or pickle ball, for short.

Posted by: Iowa Farmer at May 18, 2023 03:07 PM (JCZqz)

423 They should make expulsion predicated on the inability to produce the "irrefutable evidence of collusion" that he had repeatedly claimed.
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:30 PM (RHGPo)

^^Agree. He made his lies sound plausible based on classified information that he had access to from the committee which is a grave abuse of his position. I don't care if it works. It would sooooo satifying to try all the Libs for treason.... the process would be the punishment....

Posted by: Iris at May 18, 2023 03:07 PM (NaH5I)

424 412 How's his dental plan?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (n+4am)

They get divided equally amongst all participants in the raid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (9UlRk)

DKP!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

425 > Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

Yeah, sounds like a slang term for using a large Vlasic as a dildo or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2023 03:08 PM (Y6AXb)

426 Just cancelled an order from Adidas. Hadn't realized they'd gone full tranny.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 18, 2023 03:08 PM (F6McX)

427 419 Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.
________

That's so ridiculous!

Posted by: Cornhole at May 18, 2023 03:07 PM (lf83v)

They had cornholing championships on TV once. A Father-Son team won. What's that? Cornholing can mean something else? Ooohhhhh....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

428 His first choice was Paul Tsongas. Even after he found out that Tsongas has been dead for a quarter century. But Kucinich managed to show more fighting spirit than Tsongas's exhumed corpse. Barely. So it's Kucinich.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 18, 2023 02:50 PM (ppBhU)

Somewhere, Howard Dean is screaming

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 03:08 PM (0dJLW)

429
It's some New York faggitry.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (jzzG

___________

Indians and Pakistanis would turn it into a blood sport.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:08 PM (MoZTd)

430 I hate pickles.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (Mpg1P)

431 I just love pickleball.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (Xrfse)

432 430 I hate pickles.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (Mpg1P)

431 I just love pickleball.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (Xrfse)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

433 Did someone say pickles?

Posted by: Aunt Bea at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

434 It's some New York faggitry.

Where does it rate on the messenger bag / Crocs / Vespa continuum of queer ?

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (mdx6+)

435 430 I hate pickles.
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I hate cucumbers but like pickles. Strange.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (NsE9F)

436 You know who had only one pickleball?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 03:10 PM (lf83v)

437 "Schiff has lied too many times to the American public. He should not be on Intel,"
==================
Good to know there is an upper limit number to lies.

Someone should let Brandon know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2023 03:10 PM (fDHNy)

438 413 Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

It's some New York faggitry.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (jzzG

No, more like Kansas City.

Posted by: Taggart at May 18, 2023 03:10 PM (/iWhV)

439 435 430 I hate pickles.
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I hate cucumbers but like pickles. Strange.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (NsE9F)

Cucumbers don't sit well with me. I hated pickles as a kid, but liked them as an adult. Go figure.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

440 434 It's some New York faggitry.

Where does it rate on the messenger bag / Crocs / Vespa continuum of queer ?
Posted by: Same Old Story at May 18, 2023 03:09 PM (mdx6+)

I don't think we have heard ace's stance on pickleball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

441 I volunteer to be Rep. Luna's consort. GotDAYUM.

Posted by: ¡Mira, mamacita! at May 18, 2023 03:10 PM (FEapg)

442 Anna Paulina Luna is fantastic! She brings it the way it needs to be brought. She is not concerned with making friends who are backstabbers, such as Roe Khanna. She knows that the Marxist Democrats are liars and must be humiliated and mocked. I do not think Schiff should be kicked out of Congress since he was elected. But a liar like him should always carry a warning label and should be banned from all committees the way Pelosi did to Republicans.

Posted by: william ferrin at May 18, 2023 03:11 PM (26rfQ)

443 Today may be my last day with this awesome hash.

AT&T is here to "upgrade" our internet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2023 03:11 PM (EZebt)

444 I'm on the lamb

and it aint half bad
Posted by: sam at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3)

But I Ain't No Sheep

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at May 18, 2023 03:11 PM (ufFY8)

445 Montgomery County police statement refers to Brinton as "they". Natch.

Posted by: Geez at May 18, 2023 03:11 PM (d5BuJ)

446 Cucumbers don't sit well with me. I hated pickles as a kid, but liked them as an adult. Go figure.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

Your palate really does change as you get older.

Mustard. Coffee. Beer (for some, still bitter shit to me.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

447 Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

It's some New York faggitry.
Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (jzzG

It's very real. I play regularly. Judge me accordingly.

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (0dJLW)

448
Wait, Pickleball is a real thing!!?>?!

I thought it was some sort of sex thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

It's huge. 29-year-olds all over the country who can't play tennis with the same intensity as they did when they were 28 are making the switch. Country clubs here in CT have been expanding their racquets offerings to meet the demand.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 18, 2023 03:06 PM (/iWhV)

https://usapickleball.org/what-is-pickleball/

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (Zvtjl)

449 Rep. Marjorie Greene Taylor

Who is that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM

She's like TrumpMcHitlerDeSantis, but worser....in a dress!

Posted by: Hyperventilating AWFL at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (JCZqz)

450
AT&T is here to "upgrade" our internet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2023 03:11 PM (EZebt)

___________

Enjoy your new 300 baud modem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (MoZTd)

451 My mother loves pickleball, she's even kind of good at it - seriously.

My mother is 86 years old. She loves that she can play with the "youngsters" - those that are still in their 70's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (i9ffA)

452 I’m not a fan of cucumbers, either. But they’re better than pickles.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (Mpg1P)

453 Today may be my last day with this awesome hash.

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I've laughed at this hash hundreds of times. Bonsoir, mon ami "Easy EBT,"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 03:13 PM (oINRc)

454 Cucumbers don't sit well with me. I hated pickles as a kid, but liked them as an adult. Go figure.
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They are a great digestive. Settles stomachs and allegedly drinking pickle brine stops hiccups.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:13 PM (NsE9F)

455 R I p u tube and its censoriousness. elon just announced 8gb Video hosting for twitter accounts but I think there are those blue ones

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 03:13 PM (AxmOr)

456 Enjoy your new 300 baud modem.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (MoZTd)

You know, it is strange, but I almost miss the modem sound.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

457 398 ur/mom
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (DTX3h)

Warrior/Operator

Posted by: XTC at May 18, 2023 03:13 PM (sm6Pk)

458 441 I volunteer to be Rep. Luna's consort. GotDAYUM.

Posted by: �Mira, mamacita! at May 18, 2023 03:10 PM (FEapg)

Another two:
https://is.gd/E6F2Cs
https://tinyurl.com/b5n7cwp8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

459 Willowed:
Try stopping Earl Campbell.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Try stopping John Riggins on 4th and 1 with the Super Bowl on the line.
Posted by: Don McNeal at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n)

If Riggins were good he'd have scored on the other downs.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

460 452 I’m not a fan of cucumbers, either. But they’re better than pickles.
------------------
The only thing I liked about cucumbers were cucumber sandwiches. This proves the power of Mayonnaise to solve all problems in this world.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:14 PM (NsE9F)

461 "My mother would often say "Kamala, you may be the first to do many things, make sure you are not the last."

Sorry, Commie Lay. Whores have been sucking dick for personal gain for a very, very long time. You know how they call it "the oldest profession"?

You were not the first, nor will you be the last.

And you will never, ever, be President of the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2023 03:14 PM (Y6AXb)

462 I don't know who Luna is, I don't know who Schiff is, and I don't know who Durham is, but I know that the Democrats are Soldiers of Light fighting the evil Rethuglicans to save our Democracy from becoming a dystopian Catholic satellite of the pedophile Pope where women won't be able to go out in public without their husbands' permission.

Posted by: Anne I. Diot, West Hartford, CT at May 18, 2023 03:14 PM (ik/65)

463 Man this phone can't understand a word I say.

RIP YouTube. Elon is hosting 8gb videos on Twitter now, although I think you have to pay$8 a month or something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2023 03:14 PM (AxmOr)

464 437 "Schiff has lied too many times to the American public. He should not be on Intel,"
==================
Good to know there is an upper limit number to lies.

Someone should let Brandon know.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
-------
House members have a limit on their lies except the leadership. Senators have the privilege of unlimited lies. Bitem was a senator and took full advantage of the privilege.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 03:15 PM (3aLWR)

465 450
AT&T is here to "upgrade" our internet.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2023 03:11 PM (EZebt)

___________

Enjoy your new 300 baud modem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (MoZTd)

He's getting 300 baud? Damn, wish mine was that fast!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

466 462 I don't know who Luna is, I don't know who Schiff is, and I don't know who Durham is, but I know that the Democrats are Soldiers of Light fighting the evil Rethuglicans to save our Democracy from becoming a dystopian Catholic satellite of the pedophile Pope where women won't be able to go out in public without their husbands' permission.
Posted by: Anne I. Diot, West Hartford, CT at May 18, 2023 03:14 PM (ik/65)

Huh. Someone trying to start a new meme.

How many are we up to now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

467 Another two:
https://is.gd/E6F2Cs
https://tinyurl.com/b5n7cwp8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

AtteeeeenHUT!

Posted by: At full salute, IYKWIM at May 18, 2023 03:15 PM (FEapg)

468 Man this phone can't understand a word I say.
_________

Made in Floradia.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 03:15 PM (lf83v)

469 Three of Vladimir Putin’s top hypersonic scientists have been detained on suspicion of high treason – after Ukraine claimed to have shot down a volley of ‘undefeatable’ missiles. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said the eminent academics, Anatoly Maslov, Alexander Shiplyuk
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

Wait, weren't those two arrested a year ago? Given the particularly weak hasbaratardery on this story, I'm more likely to believe the Russian version of how the Kinzhals destroyed an archaic but expensive Patriot battery:

https://simplicius76.substack.com/p/anatomy-of-mim-
104-patriot-destruction

Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 03:15 PM (78UcJ)

470 Kristina Wong
@kristina_wong
1h
Looking forward to two-hours of
@TuckerCarlson
on Twitter every night!

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 18, 2023 03:16 PM (NpAcC)

471 Enjoy your new 300 baud modem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (MoZTd)

He's getting 300 baud? Damn, wish mine was that fast!
Posted by: jim

2 hours to download tits only to find out it was a shirtless guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 03:16 PM (3MYGJ)

472
Try stopping Earl Campbell.
Posted by: Puddinhead

_________

Reporter to Bum Phillips: Earl gets up awfully slow.

Bum to reporter: Goes down awfully slow too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:16 PM (MoZTd)

473 459 Willowed:
Try stopping Earl Campbell.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Try stopping John Riggins on 4th and 1 with the Super Bowl on the line.
Posted by: Don McNeal at May 18, 2023 02:16 PM (KAi1n)

If Riggins were good he'd have scored on the other downs.
-----------
If we add Csonka you have the three best RBs of all time.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:16 PM (NsE9F)

474 Three of Vladimir Putin’s top hypersonic scientists have been detained on suspicion of high treason
__________

"Detained." Okay. Got it.

"Detained."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (lf83v)

475 They are a great digestive. Settles stomachs and allegedly drinking pickle brine stops hiccups.

Posted by: Puddinhead

Always works for me!

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (17s+e)

476 It's very real. I play regularly. Judge me accordingly.

So is rubbing one out. But I typically keep that spot of knowledge to myself.

Posted by: Same Old Story at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (mdx6+)

477 Adam Schiff has colluded in the deaths of young gay male black prostitutes more times than Trump has colluded with Russians.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (qjxSJ)

478 Your palate really does change as you get older.

Mustard. Coffee. Beer (for some, still bitter shit to me.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

I used to absolutely hate the taste of cooked egg white as a young 'un, to the point of not collecting eggs on Easter.

The only ones I could get down were extremely runny soft boiled eggs that grossed my mom out to make.

Somewhere around age 20 or so I got a normal taste for eggs.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

479 2 hours to download tits only to find out it was a shirtless guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 03:16 PM (3MYGJ)

Yeah, it was a crap shoot in those heady days. Sometimes literally.

You'd see the picture start to fill in, anticipation rising...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

480 471 Enjoy your new 300 baud modem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (MoZTd)

He's getting 300 baud? Damn, wish mine was that fast!
Posted by: jim

2 hours to download tits only to find out it was a shirtless guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 03:16 PM (3MYGJ)

or a baby's ass in a bra.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

481 2 hours to download tits only to find out it was a shirtless guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 03:16 PM (3MYGJ)

And it was Tom Nichols to boot.

Posted by: Insult to injury at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (FEapg)

482 > 441 I volunteer to be Rep. Luna's consort. GotDAYUM.

I'll just leave this here. I always did have a thing for sun dresses (I think those are what those are called, right?)

https://is.gd/z916jp

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (Y6AXb)

483 Yes.

Elon Musk @elonmusk · 2h
Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (Vwz3I)

484 Anna Paulina Luna in a taxi, honey...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 03:17 PM (2hlEI)

485 2 hours to download tits only to find out it was a shirtless guy.
____

call me.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at May 18, 2023 03:18 PM (lf83v)

486
Rep. Marjorie Greene Taylor
Who is that?

She's like TrumpMcHitlerDeSantis, but worser....in a dress!
Posted by: Hyperventilating AWFL

Worse than Lee Oswald Harvey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2023 03:18 PM (63Dwl)

487 Someone is playing Bon Jovi unironically in this breakroom.

I think I prefer microwaved fish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

488 "Detained." Okay. Got it.

"Detained."
-------------
Just for some Windows updating, comrade.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

489 Yup. It's a hard left anti-nuclear group (or it was, anyway) that used their "science" positions to argue for capitulation to the USSR on all things.

So more of the same, really.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------
Bulletin of Atomic Scientists of which most of the members were not in fact scientists. Still around to advance the Armageddon clock during GOP presidents and back them up during Dems despite Biden junta taking us as close to nuclear war as JFK screwing around in Ukraine.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 03:19 PM (3aLWR)

490 Three of Vladimir Putin’s top hypersonic scientists have been detained on suspicion of high treason – after Ukraine claimed to have shot down a volley of ‘undefeatable’ missiles. Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said the eminent academics, Anatoly Maslov, Alexander Shiplyuk
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

Wait, weren't those two arrested a year ago? Given the particularly weak hasbaratardery on this story, I'm more likely to believe the Russian version of how the Kinzhals destroyed an archaic but expensive Patriot battery:

https://simplicius76.substack.com/p/anatomy-of-mim-
104-patriot-destruction
Posted by: trev006 at May 18, 2023 03:15 PM (78UcJ)

Until the other day, *Ukraine's* Air Defense Chief repeatedly denied that the Patriot Missiles could shoot down hypersonic missiles, including the first one touted in Western press. Then they announced they shot down 6, which likely is more than was shot at them.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:20 PM (eoQWY)

491 Mmmm…sundresses…

When I worked in DC, I couldn’t decide which I liked more — sundresses in the summer, or tight sweaters in the fall.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:20 PM (Mpg1P)

492 JFK screwed around in Ukraine??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 03:20 PM (2hlEI)

493 > Try stopping John Riggins on 4th and 1 with the Super Bowl on the line.
___________

"Lighten up Sandy baby..."
- John Riggins

*1 Feb 1985

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 18, 2023 03:20 PM (Q4IgG)

494 Yeah, it was a crap shoot in those heady days. Sometimes literally.

You'd see the picture start to fill in, anticipation rising...
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah. I was on 26.6 dial up. By the time I could upgrade everyone went to cable.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 03:20 PM (3MYGJ)

495 487 Someone is playing Bon Jovi unironically in this breakroom.

I think I prefer microwaved fish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:19 PM (zZu0s)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:21 PM (ynpvh)

496 > Bulletin of Atomic Scientists of which most of the members were not in fact scientists.

Not to mention that "atomic scientist" isn't even a thing.

Another example: "Center for Science in the Public Interest", which in its glory days consisted of one communist with a mimeograph machine.

"Public Interest" is another nearly-foolproof tell.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 18, 2023 03:21 PM (Y6AXb)

497 Hmm Schiff musta used a wide stance in the men's room or called someone macaca..bastard!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at May 18, 2023 03:21 PM (OBtYi)

498 How many are we up to now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

One is too many. We have Democrat Underground Liaison to bring up the snippets of real live Democrats in the wild along with our resident trolls/monitors.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 03:21 PM (3aLWR)

499 Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. named former Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) as his campaign manager on Thursday, bringing a credible voice of the anti-war movement into his growing team.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

500 I’m not a fan of cucumbers, either. But they’re better than pickles.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (Mpg1P)

I like em with a little salt and or pepper on em.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

501 Mmmm…sundresses…

When I worked in DC, I couldn’t decide which I liked more — sundresses in the summer, or tight sweaters in the fall.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:20 PM (Mpg1P)

$100 in tens vs $100 in twenties

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 03:22 PM (0dJLW)

502 >>>Floradia Congresswoman

Sadly, that sounds like a venereal disease. I hope she'll be o.k.

Posted by: m at May 18, 2023 03:22 PM (AsOWV)

503 One is too many. We have Democrat Underground Liaison to bring up the snippets of real live Democrats in the wild along with our resident trolls/monitors.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 03:21 PM (3aLWR)

I dunno. I seem to vaguely recall that Mary was funny, once.

It is kind of hard to parody reality these days though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

504 One dish I despise is Eggplant. This stuff tastes like shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:23 PM (NsE9F)

505 504 One dish I despise is Eggplant. This stuff tastes like shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:23 PM (NsE9F)

It's basically tasteless. It's the sauce that makes it anything. Not crazy about the texture either, but then again when it comes to food, I eat most anything.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (ynpvh)

506 Bitem was a senator and took full advantage of the privilege.
Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 03:15 PM (3aLWR)
=====================
every time the Old Joe Medicine Show starts in on his Charlottesville lie I just want to break the TV.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (7tUHB)

507 RFK Jr. hired Dennis Kucinich for one reason and one reason only:

Kucunich's wife.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (lf83v)

508 I’m not a fan of cucumbers, either. But they’re better than pickles.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:12 PM (Mpg1P)
------------------
"A cucumber should be sliced, well dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown away as good for nothing."

Samuel Johnson

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (2hlEI)

509 At one point in the hearing Rep. Linda Sanchez accused whistleblower Marcus Allen of tweeting out an angry rant against Nancy Pelosi.

Mr. Allen told her, “That is not my account, Maam.”

Sanchez went ahead and read the tweet anyway.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

510 496 > Bulletin of Atomic Scientists of which most of the members were not in fact scientists.

Not to mention that "atomic scientist" isn't even a thing.

Another example: "Center for Science in the Public Interest", which in its glory days consisted of one communist with a mimeograph machine.

"Public Interest" is another nearly-foolproof tell.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-----------
Science, Interest, People, and Justice are all words used by these front groups. The Fix the Supreme Court guy mentioned in links above screwed up his disclosure form and his two donors were big leftists foundations that are in return bagmen for various other rich leftists.

All of it is fake and Potemkin villages. Now elections are the same way.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (3aLWR)

511 "This tastes like shit."

"Yeah, your brother needed the car earlier."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (Y6AXb)

512 It's basically tasteless. It's the sauce that makes it anything. Not crazy about the texture either, but then again when it comes to food, I eat most anything.
Posted by: jim

Eggplant parmigiana.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (3MYGJ)

513 Luna:

Would.

MAGA beauty is better lasting than Nancy Mace controlled opposition lady shot kissing.

Posted by: UwU_Power at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (3kWw+)

514 509 At one point in the hearing Rep. Linda Sanchez accused whistleblower Marcus Allen of tweeting out an angry rant against Nancy Pelosi.

Mr. Allen told her, “That is not my account, Maam.”

Sanchez went ahead and read the tweet anyway.
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

And asked him if he agreed with the statement!

Posted by: m at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (AsOWV)

515 Never having tasted shit, I will have to take your word on that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (1huWu)

516 507 RFK Jr. hired Dennis Kucinich for one reason and one reason only:

Kucunich's wife.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (lf83v)

*looks her up*

He is like a troll doll next to a Valkyrie!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

517 You'd see the picture start to fill in, anticipation rising...
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That's not anticipation!!

Posted by: InZona at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (bRRxa)

518 "This tastes like shit."

"Yeah, your brother needed the car earlier."

Posted by: Just the Punchline

Daaaaaad!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (3MYGJ)

519 503 I dunno. I seem to vaguely recall that Mary was funny, once.

It is kind of hard to parody reality these days though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 18, 2023 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

=========

I always want that supposed graduate student who came to study us, only to be met with vitriol and witty repartee, to come back for a follow up.

She showed up once in one morning thread, and she's stayed with me ever since.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

520 Kucinich has a hot wife?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 18, 2023 03:26 PM (Mpg1P)

521 NOOD.

Posted by: Doof at May 18, 2023 03:26 PM (0dJLW)

522 The Bulls in the early nineties had the greatest defense. Jordan, Pippen and Grant. The Dobermans.
Posted by: JmT at May 18, 2023 03:04 PM (o/vR0)

Grant was good, but Dennis Rodman was better. The three wins with Rodman were better defensively. A rebounding maniac.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

523 504 One dish I despise is Eggplant. This stuff tastes like shit.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Dry it out and fry it. As mentioned above, seasoning is everything.

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 03:26 PM (3aLWR)

524 514 509 At one point in the hearing Rep. Linda Sanchez accused whistleblower Marcus Allen of tweeting out an angry rant against Nancy Pelosi.

Mr. Allen told her, “That is not my account, Maam.”

Sanchez went ahead and read the tweet anyway.
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

And asked him if he agreed with the statement!

Posted by: m at May 18, 2023 03:25 PM (AsOWV)

And he said he didn't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2023 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

525 Adam Schiff looks like Mr Mackey without glasses, he's a pencil-neck immoral idiot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 18, 2023 03:26 PM (Dbg/C)

526 Sad Update:

BNO News @BNONews · 4h
Colombia's president, who announced the news, has retracted his statement and says the search for the children is still ongoing. "I regret what happened," he says.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 03:27 PM (Vwz3I)

527 She showed up once in one morning thread, and she's stayed with me ever since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

? Phrasing? Does your wife know?

Posted by: whig at May 18, 2023 03:27 PM (3aLWR)

528 Sanchez went ahead and read the tweet anyway.
Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 03:24 PM (RHGPo)
================
Her own parents think Sanchez is a commie bitch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 18, 2023 03:27 PM (7tUHB)

529 One dish I despise is Eggplant. This stuff tastes like shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 18, 2023 03:23 PM (NsE9F)

Not a fan either. I never could figure out what the attraction was. Probably why my grandmother called me medigan. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 18, 2023 03:28 PM (VwHCD)

530 Chicago sanctuary nood

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 03:28 PM (Vwz3I)

531 On Monday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced that Johnson & Johnson/Janssen COVID-19 shot are no longer available in the US, and all remaining doses will be disposed of in accordance with the law.

“Janssen COVID-19 Vaccine is no longer available in the U.S. All remaining U.S. government stock of Janssen COVID-19 Vaccine expired May 7, 2023. Dispose of any remaining Janssen COVID-19 Vaccine in accordance with local, state, and federal regulations,” CDC said.

Posted by: SMOD at May 18, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

532 She showed up once in one morning thread, and she's stayed with me ever since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ZARDOZ! ZARDOZ! at May 18, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

Is this your way of saying "she" gave you the 'pox?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 18, 2023 03:29 PM (oINRc)

533 Schifferbrains should get the Babylon 5 Mr Morden treatment, including perpetual residence on a spike outside the Capitol building. That is before you start in with the Squad and the rest of their anti-American ilk.

Posted by: Rick T at May 18, 2023 03:30 PM (xeXUW)

534 Researchers from the Union of Concerned Scientists and the University of California, Merced, found that 37 percent of forest burned across the western United States and southwestern Canada since 1986 can be linked to carbon pollution from 88 of the world’s largest oil, gas, and coal companies. That group includes Chevron, ExxonMobil, BP, and Shell; state-owned oil producers like Saudi Aramco and Gazprom; and cement manufacturers. Researchers considered emissions directly emitted by these companies’ operations as well as the indirect emissions from the products they sold.
======
That's because enviro-terrorists are committing arson next to oil & gas sites, as in Alberta's current fires.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 18, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I)

And what the hell is "Carbon Pollution"? Shooting charcoal briquettes out the chimney?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 18, 2023 03:30 PM (eoQWY)

535 > Luna:

> Would.

In the Latina spectrum, Luna is preferable to AOC for the following reasons:

1. Cuter.
2. Looks like she would actually enjoy having sex.
3. Would be a better mother for your children, starting with the fact that she thinks murdering babies is wrong.
4. 90% less likely to get mad at you while giving you a hummer and biting your dick (the remaining 10% is because you just never know with Latinas... even the best of them can have fiery tempers).
4. 100% less likely to send you to the gulag.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 18, 2023 03:30 PM (Y6AXb)

536 Can we expel Schitt into the mouth of a live volcano?
Can we strap him over a barrel, grease his asshole and leave him in the Castro district in San Fransisco?
CAn we stake him out over a fire ant bed and throw some honey on him?
Can we use him for target practice with pellet rifles, just to make it last longer?
Can we write designs on him with a magnifying glass on a hot, sunny day?

I really don't much care for Adam Schitt-Head.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 18, 2023 03:32 PM (JNTt1)

537 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at May 18, 2023 03:33 PM (nfrXX)

538 Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 18, 2023 03:30 PM (Y6AXb)

So, a solid One, pol or not.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2023 03:40 PM (BK4zh)

539 AoS styleguide suggests that the Fettermonster always be referred to as an it.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at May 18, 2023 03:54 PM (JNTt1)

540 Everybody knows it was the mother of all hoaxes.
“If” President Trump wanted to do anything to the community agitator and that hog he sleeps with bed he would have those Russian Ho’s SHIT on it!!

Posted by: Keezen at May 18, 2023 03:58 PM (XTpg5)

541 Oh, she fine.

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius at May 18, 2023 04:10 PM (4baX4)

542 Para mi es un nueve.

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at May 18, 2023 04:15 PM (bvp+i)

543 I'd love to let her overcome me in the "Battle of the Bulge" I have going on...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 18, 2023 04:16 PM (OqSlY)

544 "He specifically pointed to Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort's providing a Russian agent with polling data on the campaign, saying "that looks like plain collusion" to the average American."

Kilimnick (sp?) did work for our State Department at our embassy in Kiev.

He worked on campaigns with Manafort and Gates.

So this is like you sending some sales numbers from your new gig at Taco Bell to some guy you worked with in Germany start up a chain of Pizza Huts a few years ago.

Its not state secrets. Its not even remotely valuable. Stale polling is not a state secret.

And they sent it to a guy they KNEW had worked our government. Just a little note: if you KNEW someone had been vetted to work for an embassy, would you assume they probably weren't a spy and it was okay to tell them about the score of the big game at half?

Posted by: Harun at May 18, 2023 04:41 PM (Cg63x)

545 >First of all, I am *trying* to sound like the El Pollo Loco guy

Props for the _Psych_ reference. I rewatched that episode just last week. I'm slightly mortified to admit I did not know James "Roday" was actually hispanic.

As a Canadian with friends in the TV/film industry who used to go to a LOT of cons....I can tell you stories. There's a reason Brent Spiner and LeVar Burton always went to cons together.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at May 18, 2023 04:41 PM (NarUi)

546 Time for that little Pencil Neck with the look of Barney Fife(Don Knotts)to take up a job as security Guard for Hollywood just make sure his gun holds only one bullet

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 18, 2023 05:18 PM (wGqjj)

547 What you have, Mr Schiff, is a Mental Illness. There are meds for your illness. It’s 2” and it’s made out of brass

Posted by: Sidney at May 18, 2023 07:32 PM (hGlnS)

548
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Posted by: Megan Haynes at May 19, 2023 07:44 AM (gSNcL)

549 Shifty Shit needs to be shit canned.

Posted by: Jane at May 19, 2023 08:45 PM (EcD5Y)

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