Months-Old Woke Anti-Male Miller Ad Goes Viral in the Wake of Tranheuser-Busch's Collapse

Its biggest rival suffering from a self-inflicted wound, Miller's Brain Trust decided to celebrate Feminism in Brewing -- and suggest that men are Johnny-Come-Latelys to brewing-- and attacked Disgusting White Cis Men for enjoying women in bikinis.

Updated: A commenter says this is a "months-old" ad which is just going viral now, and he's right.

In that case, it's not true, of course, that they decided to double down on Tranheuser-Busch's marketing catastrophe.

Still alienating. Makes me almost wish to go to AA.

Apologies for not checking that.

Literally a "hold muh beer" moment, says YellowFlash:

Miller Lite saw the Bud Light disaster and decided they needed their own woke beer ad. These companies are broken & have no idea who actually consumes their products: pic.twitter.com/k9RKWVLJRF
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) May 15, 2023

What's with all the cursing? I guess that is now a White Liberal Woman thing. They curse like sailors. "Anything a (spit) man can do I can do more awkwardly!"

History Hit coincidentally released a video about medieval women's occupations. Stuff they did in the home to make extra money. Like being a "dairymaid" (a woman who made butter and cheeses) and even a brewer.

So yes, it is true that women engaged in brewing.

But is it true that brewing was an occupation mostly performed by women, as Miller now claims? No of course not. It's absurd on the face of it. Were all the monks who brewed beer actually Transgender Men (biological women)?

Brewing was a major business and it was mostly performed by men.

Why is Miller gaslighting us? What do they hope to gain by lying? Is it just generally accepted that you can tell whatever lies you want as long as those lies boost a "protected" group?

Yes, that is it, of course.

Do the rest of us have to go along with the constant lying of The Ruling Class?

No we do not.

Meanwhile, Coors light just released an ad which claims Coors light is the beer of "rock stars, smugglers, cowboys, and presidents." And they didn't even post a picture of Obama.

.@CoorsBanquet is celebrating its 150-year brewing tradition with a new ad starring actor Cole Hauser. And the brand is supporting small businesses with a new campaign it's calling "Start Your Legacy." Get details on the blog. https://t.co/QVrcyXnFRg pic.twitter.com/BBYvk7v5Pf
— Molson Coors Beverage Company (@MolsonCoors) May 11, 2023

However, you should know that Miller is owned by... Molson Coors.

So Coors releases one ad to appeal to Coors Banquet drinkers (which include Johnny from Cobra Kai) and another ad to appeal to Feminist Wokies.

The hell with both of them.

Molson Coors Chief Marketing Officer Sofia Colucci is reportedly behind Miller Lite’s recent ‘THE GOOD $#!T’ ad campaign that attacks women for being sexy.

Colucci had previously promoted George Floyd as a hero.

Molson Coors is now facing a boycott that’ll cost it billions. pic.twitter.com/Qux4Dg6dHi
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) May 15, 2023

The Coors Light CEO waiting, knowing he also hired woke white women for his ad agency… pic.twitter.com/YMzvNX6v7u
— Magills (@magills_) May 15, 2023

Some companies want to win your business, and some want to win votes for the Democrat Party.

Choose accordingly.

Sam's Club's shelves are filled with cases of Anheuser-Busch beer in Port Huron, Michigan.

Coors Light pallet is EMPTY.

Miller Lite pallet only has 3 remaining cases. #BudLight pallet is stacked to the top.

Hey @Anheuser_Busch, how's that woke ad campaign going? pic.twitter.com/cRvuz8L9P1
— 100% FED UP! (@100PercFEDUP) May 1, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 03:42 PM

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1 I mean, don't these people SEE what's happening around them?

I can imagine the conversations in the board room. "Well, Bud Light just kicked itself in the nuts before running their sack through a bansaw and diving into a pool of isopropyl. That looked awesome!"

What the everloving fuck?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 15, 2023 03:43 PM (/nCD+)

2 hello

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at May 15, 2023 03:44 PM (CecP5)

3 UGGG... read the content. Newb move.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 03:44 PM (N1DT3)

4 This is getting too absurd to even believe at this point. I keep waiting for allen fundt to point to the camera and say "surprise!"

Posted by: Drc at May 15, 2023 03:44 PM (vbaSG)

5 Someday we're gonna find out BlackRock owns every single company.

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 15, 2023 03:44 PM (tQL7r)

6 Maybe Molsen Coors is doing an AB test to see what messaging works.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 15, 2023 03:45 PM (YXHzG)

7 This is what happens when your "elite" class hates your country.

We are now ruled by people who hate EVERYTHING about the US and intend to change it to their preference.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 03:45 PM (N1DT3)

8 InBev should have it's stock name changed to Tran-Bev

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 03:45 PM (fS6mE)

9 Less filling!

Tastes like shit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 03:45 PM (u73oe)

10 These companies are broken & have no idea who actually consumes their products
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They're not broken. It's an operation. Hence the apparent "inability" to learn.

As we have proof for our entire lived existence, the free market learns and adapts VERY quickly... under normal circumstances.

When companies "decide" after years of watching other companies suffer various fates, to imitate those very fates, you *have* to assume that the circumstances are not normal.

If it makes you feel better to assume the companies are "dumb" that's fine. It's possible to have a few dumb companies. But all these major ones? Nah bro. No one is that dumb unless they want to be.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2023 03:46 PM (BXxcV)

11 This is what happens when your "elite" class hates your country.

We are now ruled by people who hate EVERYTHING about the US and intend to change it to their preference.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

This x 1000

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 15, 2023 03:46 PM (tQL7r)

12 Miller is a really nasty tasting beer.

Ultimately, I don't think any of these missteps will matter. Because people who drink low-rent swill aren't there for the cultural statement it is making.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 15, 2023 03:46 PM (KFhLj)

13 I don't know any women who drink beer. I mean, I'm sure there are some, but the women who drink whom I know drink wine or mixed drinks, so it sounds like appealing to that demographic (beer drinking women) is just stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 03:46 PM (Keyt1)

14 Less filling!

Tastes like shit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 03:45 PM (u73oe)

Less filling!

Tastes gay!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2023 03:46 PM (OgrpQ)

15 Of note, this is actually from a few months ago. They HAD kept it under the radar until Bud's massive misstep.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 03:47 PM (N1DT3)

16 Maybe Sofia Colucci is trying to score an indefinite duration paid vacation like the Bud Light marketing VP.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 15, 2023 03:47 PM (YXHzG)

17 dude, like ... coors is owned by miller?

The Bandit wept.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:47 PM (MLrvz)

18 During AAPI Month ??!!!!!

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2023 03:48 PM (786Ro)

19 (Cue frankenstein was the doctor voice)

actually the coors was what the Bandit was delivering, for someone else.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:48 PM (MLrvz)

20 Honest question, because I don't know -- is Miller also run by former CIA?

Posted by: jc at May 15, 2023 03:48 PM (N1WXz)

21 so...miller's gay now. no bikinis?

for real? ever?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:49 PM (MLrvz)

22 Joe Rogan, again, „Its so stupid it hurts my feelings.”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 15, 2023 03:49 PM (glGDV)

23 A months-old Miller Lite video with a feminist message is going viral as Bud Light continues to hurt from the fallout it received from its partnership with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

24 Introducing:

Virtue Lite.

Don't get caught not drinking it.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 15, 2023 03:49 PM (bNf8H)

25 Strong, empowered women also deigned and built the pyramids when they weren't brewing beer.

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2023 03:49 PM (cUYo/)

26 it is funny...the woke corporate DEI is fighting back.

"oh you won't drink tranny fluid bud light? Well, now are your swill are gay"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:49 PM (MLrvz)

27 Elites AWFLs got be elite AWFLs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 15, 2023 03:50 PM (17s+e)

28 Less Filling! Doesn't taste straight!

Posted by: scampydog at May 15, 2023 03:50 PM (2bFN5)

29 Welp... it looks like two of the cheapo beers I regularly drink are owned by Molson Coors.
Gonna have to stick with local, it appears.

Posted by: MkY at May 15, 2023 03:50 PM (cPGH3)

30 Oh man tell me that Miller ad is a parody
NO company could be that stupid

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 03:50 PM (geLO8)

31 the corporate monolith tells you "what does it gain a corporation to make profits, lest it loseth its dei score"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:50 PM (MLrvz)

32 Yuengling Flight is a pretty good light beer. Just sayin'.

Posted by: weew at May 15, 2023 03:50 PM (/uwTS)

33 Taste like shit!

Less Sales!

Posted by: Next Miller Light Commercial at May 15, 2023 03:50 PM (qayCr)

34 Look, it's futile to expect corporate entities in 2023 to do anything but reflect globalist dogma. The assimilation is nearly complete.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 15, 2023 03:51 PM (Xrfse)

35 What are Kentucky whiskey and vodka makers doing in their marketing? Do they also hate their customers? idk ... can't recall any of their ads.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2023 03:51 PM (Cus5s)

36 Strong, empowered women also deigned and built the pyramids when they weren't brewing beer.

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2023 03:49 PM (cUYo/)

And got us to the moon, and ensured the success of the D-Day landings, and invented math, and inspired the breaking of Enigma, and created antibiotics, and...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 15, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)

37 Oh man tell me that Miller ad is a parody
NO company could be that stupid

I like how they recoil in disgust at scantily clad women and keep comparing their product to shit.

That goes over real well, with who, I don't know.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 15, 2023 03:51 PM (YXHzG)

38 Just go with Duff Beer:

https://tinyurl.com/y6694bur

Posted by: brak at May 15, 2023 03:51 PM (25k9m)

39 Miller now comes in a 6-pack of wine boxes.

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (786Ro)

40 Less filling!

Fuck you!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (u73oe)

41 FYI:
Breaking911 @Breaking911
FARMINGTON, NM SHOOTING:
- At least 3 civilians dead
- 2 police officers shot
- Suspect killed by officers
- Motive unclear

BNO News @BNONews
New Mexico police confirm at least 4 dead, including suspect, in Farmington mass shooting. 2 police officers among those injured

https://tinyurl.com/mwhc8re9
[Police statement picture]
====
Greg Price @greg_price11
🚨BREAKING: According to the Durham Report, the plan by Hillary Clinton to create a false story linking Donald Trump to Russia was briefed in August of 2016 by CIA Director John Brennan to President Obama, VP Biden, AG Loretta Lynch, and FBI Director Comey.

https://tinyurl.com/davcss87
[JPGs of report quotes]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (Vwz3I)

42 IDK though, guys, I wouldn't start taking warm showers together yet.

the Bud Light thing took off somehow despite 'our' caring.

Who knows how much more willpower the great unwashed has for this believing in things stuff.

also, while, we're out blowing each other kisses, the democrats have invaded the country.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (MLrvz)

43 In Egyptian myth the other gods had to get Sekmet blind drunk just save humans .

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (0D+E8)

44 Just drink Yuengling, problem solved.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (PCK5/)

45 Strong, empowered women also deigned and built the pyramids when they weren't brewing beer.
Posted by: Ripley

I like it! Because you know, strong empowered women would only DEIGN to do anything. Cuz that's just how they roll

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (tQL7r)

46 They think that if they all do it then none will be boycotted because we all need beer.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (xPl2J)

47 However, you should know that Miller is owned by... Molson Coors.

So Coors releases one ad to appeal to Coors Banquet drinkers (which include Johnny from Cobra Kai) and another ad to appeal to Feminist Wokies.

The hell with both of them.

Shiner Bock, made in Shiner, Texas.
They are also starting a distillery.
Shiner Shine.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (ous9O)

48 7 This is what happens when your "elite" class hates your country.

We are now ruled by people who hate EVERYTHING about the US and intend to change it to their preference.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 03:45 PM (N1DT3)

===

I have sadly come to the conclusion that the wording has been a little wrong for a long time. They don't hate America. They hate Americans.

Posted by: jc at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (N1WXz)

49 According to the Durham Report, the plan by Hillary Clinton to create a false story linking Donald Trump to Russia was briefed in August of 2016 by CIA Director John Brennan to President Obama, VP Biden, AG Loretta Lynch, and FBI Director Comey.

///

can't wait for the mainstream media to deny cert

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (MLrvz)

50 I thought miller bought coors - the coors family now long gone from the biz.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (7Tb4o)

51 buy Russian Standard Vodka

Putin fucking hates gays

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (us2H3)

52 The Miller video predates the Budweiser campaign by a couple of months. Our "media watchdogs" are old, bedridden and crippled. We get what we deserve.

"Everything is lost! Nothing's any good! There is no hope for this country!" Yes, a-hole, and it was that way for over 50 years before your lame ass even noticed.

God, we suck. Everybody set your hair on fire now, because you have to make up for lost time.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (jYCXf)

53 Miller lite: The CNN of beers.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (G0vdT)

54 28 Less Filling! Doesn't taste straight!
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Less filling. Tastes like penis.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (yRved)

55 Just don't tell me Shiner or Lone Star did one of these ads.

Posted by: brak at May 15, 2023 03:53 PM (25k9m)

56 You know, it was women who actually landed men on the moon

just thought it up and did it

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 03:53 PM (geLO8)

57 Less filling!

Tastes like shit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 15, 2023 03:45 PM (u73oe)

Less filling!

Tastes gay!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Less filling!

Sips like penis

Posted by: Jonah the Whale at May 15, 2023 03:53 PM (17s+e)

58 35 What are Kentucky whiskey and vodka makers doing in their marketing? Do they also hate their customers? idk ... can't recall any of their ads.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2023 03:51 PM (Cus5s)

Why should they when Pappy fans are already tranny perverts?*

*avenge me, this is my last joke/comment. They are cultish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2023 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

59 According to the Durham Report, the plan by Hillary Clinton to create a false story linking Donald Trump to Russia was briefed in August of 2016 by CIA Director John Brennan to President Obama, VP Biden, AG Loretta Lynch, and FBI Director Comey.

So now the left hates Durham?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 15, 2023 03:53 PM (/nCD+)

60 women "brewed" beer the same way they did other things. in someone's basement. not as an enterprise.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:54 PM (MLrvz)

61 🥃 > 🍺

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2023 03:54 PM (NpAcC)

62 Pro Trump Yuengling FTW !

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 15, 2023 03:54 PM (w75E4)

63 Welp... it looks like two of the cheapo beers I regularly drink are owned by Molson Coors.
Gonna have to stick with local, it appears.

The advert does compare Miller beer to shit, it claims it sends boxes of shit to women and suggests that we buy female crafted beer.

Now why would a company tell everyone to buy craft beer or a product from someone else while reinforcing the message that their own product is shit?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 15, 2023 03:54 PM (YXHzG)

64 But no matter who owns what..

Tecate in a can is good summer beer and cheaper than Pacifico. Who owns Tecate?

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 03:54 PM (7Tb4o)

65 15 Of note, this is actually from a few months ago. They HAD kept it under the radar until Bud's massive misstep.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

I pointed that out this morning. The way I read it, Miller released this a couple of months ago, before the DM catastrophe, and it's now being brought back out by parties unknown. It would not surprise me in the least if that party was Transheuser Bush.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (eOEVl)

66 I used to work as a contractor on navy ships. The sailors who swore the most were all females and they always seemed like they were trying to be tough. Most female sailors were not like that, but the ones that were were over the top.

Posted by: Don at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Q7knO)

67 You can call me Gay, or you can call me They! But you doesn’t have to cut off a johnson!

Posted by: Rex B at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (5rsL9)

68 Everybody set your hair on fire now

You first.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Xrfse)

69 I'm just waiting for it.

Yuengling
For the ladies with a ding-a-ling.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (CZBWZ)

70 So Coors releases one ad to appeal to Coors Banquet drinkers (which include Johnny from Cobra Kai) and another ad to appeal to Feminist Wokies.

=========

This is why I only drink reclamated rain water.

I wish to preserve the purity of my essence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

71 Women used to make beer. Now they won't even make you a sandwich.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (yRved)

72 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (jYCXf)

Is there some reason you have to insult other posters who didn't have your amazing mental acuity at the same time you did?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Keyt1)

73 Wow - Miller was already post-Mulvaney Butt Like - talk about pursuing the basement of branding...

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (+Cgut)

74 I think God is just telling me to stop drinking beer

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 15, 2023 03:55 PM (sJHOI)

75 Well, that Miller ad shows you what kind of snot-nosed punk-ass MFers are running the ad agencies now

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (geLO8)

76 Greg Price @greg_price11
🚨BREAKING: According to the Durham Report, the plan by Hillary Clinton to create a false story linking Donald Trump to Russia was briefed in August of 2016 by CIA Director John Brennan to President Obama, VP Biden, AG Loretta Lynch, and FBI Director Comey.

https://tinyurl.com/davcss87
[JPGs of report quotes]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 03:52 PM (Vwz3I)

========

It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

77 Another lesson from these woke beer fiascoes is that we should allow fewer corporate mergers and acquisitions.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (xPl2J)

78 OK... PBR owns some other labels. Gonna have to check them out.

Posted by: MkY at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (cPGH3)

79 What's with all the cursing? I guess that is now a White Liberal Woman thing. They curse like sailors. "Anything a (spit) man can do I can do more awkwardly!"
++++
It's a female comic thing. Female stand-ups often lean on "swear and make borderline-revolting sex jokes." Amy Schumer is a great example of the type.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (DU+/6)

80 Well there goes my "I can buy Leinies summer shandy beers this summer to avoid supporting Transheiser Busch" plan. (Leinenkugel is owned by Coors)

Living in Colorado a lot of the 'small craft breweries' are total lefties. Example. Senator Hickenlooper started (implied in his campaign ads anyway) a fancy pants brewery pub in Denver before he ran for mayor as an 'independent' and then for governor and senator owning up to being a Demonrat.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (3cGpq)

81 Sorry, I didn't know this was a months-old ad. I updated to reflect that.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (iHBZj)

82 Fresh look at Prohibition

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (786Ro)

83 It's so odd to me: It's almost like these mega-corps are completely UN-interested in their target markets, bottom line profits, market share or even (GASP!) quarterly earnings.
I suspect it's because they're not: There's plenty of (sympathetic) institutional investors to prop up their share price.
The Street in general DNGAF about you and me, 'cause they don't have to.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (7Fj9P)

84 @ace: "What's with all the cursing?"

I think everyone is kinda missing the point on this one. The woman in the ad is (the queer) half of the Broad City duo that was gonna be the next big thing until it wasn't. The other half went on to voice the female lead in the Enchanted show from Groening and company on Netflix which tells you all you need to know.

Anyways, Miller is explicitly targeting women who haven't yet switched to hard seltzers. That's it. That's the ad. Profanity is a likely plus, but the shameless gender pandering likely makes it a net negative.

Positioning a beer brand as a "tough broad's beer" is one small step away from making it a chick's beer, and that's never been a good idea.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (k1Qly)

85 I just think that calling your beer "shit" might not be the win they think it is.

You know, it was women who actually landed men on the moon

I love that picture of a girl standing next to a 5' stack of papers allegedly covered with code that was used to launch the rocket. She did it as part of a team, not solo. This is like claiming Kyle Tucker won the world series because he pitched for Houston.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (0hOvj)

86 How to advertise beer, the Duff way!
https://tinyurl.com/3teca8p9

And Biller Hi-Lite from SCTV:
https://tinyurl.com/rk5ek7e8

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (Vwz3I)

87 Less selling!

Ain't straight!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2023 03:57 PM (OgrpQ)

88 81 Sorry, I didn't know this was a months-old ad. I updated to reflect that.
Posted by: ace at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (iHBZj)

=========

Joe Mannix has a great way to atone for mixups and such.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

89 Who owns Tecate?
---------------
I think its Machete.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 03:57 PM (yRved)

90 5 Someday we're gonna find out BlackRock owns every single company.
Posted by: Prime Sister at May 15, 2023 03:44 PM (tQL7r)

That sounds about right.

And that cussing woman whinging about pictures of girls in bikinis selling beer is just mad that she wouldn't be asked to be a spokesmodel. We don't all have Farrah Fawcett figures, stop hatin' hon.

Posted by: Moki at May 15, 2023 03:57 PM (JrN/x)

91 I'm not saying its internal sabotage, but if it was, what would they be doing differently?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 15, 2023 03:57 PM (jTmQV)

92 you want not to be gay

don't drink nut gravy

and don't drink horsepiss

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 03:57 PM (us2H3)

93 This is the "Oh Well, Every Company is Like That. Might as Well Quit The Boycott" ploy.

Defeat BUD in detail and then move on to MillerCoors.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (xttsV)

94 Honest question, because I don't know -- is Miller also run by former CIA?

Owned by MolsonCoors. In a shock to no one, Dodge & Cox, BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street are its largest stockholders.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (CaJIi)

95 Someone needs to do a meme with the opening scene from "Old School".

Beer executive: Nobody's drinking our beer. What do you recommend I do?

Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (YXEoM)

96 I remain surprised that The Daily Wire hasn't announced they're gonna start selling "Conserva-Brew" or something

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (786Ro)

97 Second look at Billy Beer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (0D+E8)

98 Oh boy oh boy oh boy Durham Report!

This means there will be consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (pwExq)

99 If I ever start drinking beer again, I'll move back to Germany.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (BdMk6)

100 *Disenchantment

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (k1Qly)

101 I think Miller should follow Tranheuser Busch, but they can put the transgender swimsuit model Kim Petras on their beer instead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Keyt1)

102 GARM = cartel

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (OgrpQ)

103 Greg Price @greg_price11
🚨BREAKING: According to the Durham Report, the plan by Hillary Clinton to create a false story linking Donald Trump to Russia was briefed in August of 2016 by CIA Director John Brennan to President Obama, VP Biden, AG Loretta Lynch, and FBI Director Comey.

Durham: "Yo! Get this! Fish be wet!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (+Cgut)

104 76 Greg Price @greg_price11
🚨BREAKING: According to the Durham Report, the plan by Hillary Clinton to create a false story linking Donald Trump to Russia was briefed in August of 2016 by CIA Director John Brennan to President Obama, VP Biden, AG Loretta Lynch, and FBI Director Comey.

this does not meet the basic requirements of "breaking news"

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (us2H3)

105 Sorry, I didn't know this was a months-old ad. I updated to reflect that.
Posted by: ace at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (iHBZj)

=========

Joe Mannix has a great way to atone for mixups and such.

Do we still have lady pole vaulters - or has that too been taken over by the trans?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (YXHzG)

106 t. She did it as part of a team, not solo.

//////////

the hidden history was she was some hotshot's girlfriend. she had nothing to do with nothing. she ended up post mission running the clean up.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (MLrvz)

107 Positioning a beer brand as a "tough broad's beer" is one small step away from making it a chick's beer, and that's never been a good idea.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (k1Qly)
*******
Butch Beer.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (NpAcC)

108 So yes, it is true that women engaged in brewing.
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What I find funny is that if you take Miller's interpretation at face value - that women invented beer and produced most of it throughout ancient times - their ad still makes no sense at all. If this is true, then it's right and proper that men are forced into the brewing business.

In premodern times, brewing at the homestead scale would probably be associated with other food preparation. That is, it - like cooking and cleaning and other home-side functions - was women's work. Woman brewers were therefore a feature of the patriarchy, not some liberating activity. Celebrating the ancient history of woman brewers is therefore perpetuating patriarchal constructs and accelerating a regressive movement to re-enslave women to hearth and home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (DU+/6)

109 women "brewed" beer the same way they did other things. in someone's basement. not as an enterprise.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 03:54 P

Exactly. Brewing beer in the home was mostly women's work since antiquity. Jefferson's daughter was supposed to have been a damned fine brewer. And everyone who knows Boston knows the famous Alewife, Brook Parkway.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (5sOEG)

110
Like being a "dairymaid" (a woman who made butter and cheeses) and even a brewer.

Obligatory Rammstein vid

Dicke Titten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (n+4am)

111 How to sell dog food:
https://tinyurl.com/5e22bc3v

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (Vwz3I)

112 I think God is just telling me to stop drinking beer

https://youtu.be/ppKyphr8Eas

No seriously, there's no sin in drinking but these companies probably can do without your custom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (0hOvj)

113 Our VFW has switched from transheuser busch brnads keg beer to Coors light in the wake of the woke madness. Not that it will hurt them, but it is one less keg a week they wont sell.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (ncXxy)

114 >If I ever start drinking beer again, I'll move back to Germany.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

man, if my favorite brew from my time over there was available here, I would take up beer again

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (geLO8)

115 81 Sorry, I didn't know this was a months-old ad. I updated to reflect that.
Posted by: ace at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (iHBZj)

It was likely released by AB In Bev now and touted through media to try to help them...and we're complicit.

As I said earlier, it's an ad with all women doing women things. My kids like the ad, and that's who it was released for - 16-25 year olds. My kids absolutely hate sexual commercials with skimpily clad women. B/c of all the gender/sex sh&t they have to deal with in their generation, they want that issue out at all costs in their entertainment (which ads are)...

I'm betting In Bev dumped the "OMG, it's so woke" tagline stuff on us, just so we would give up and go back to them.

Don't let AB In Bev win...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (exHjb)

116 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

117 I thought miller bought coors - the coors family now long gone from the biz.
Posted by: 13times

2005 merger of Molson and Coors. 2007 SABMiller and Coors form joint co of MillerCoors.

2015 AB Inbev buys SABMiller. SABMiller was forced to sell off the Miller brand to Molson Coors before sale of SABMiller completes.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (jzzG8)

118 Potty mouth.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

119 Pabst owned brands...
P. Ballantine and Sons Brewing Company,
G. Heileman Brewing Company,
Lone Star Brewing Company,
Pearl Brewing Company,
Piels Bros.,
Valentin Blatz Brewing Company,
National Brewing Company,
Olympia Brewing Company,
Falstaff Brewing Corporation,
Primo Brewing & Malting Company,
Rainier Brewing Company,
F & M Schaefer Brewing Company,
Joseph Schlitz Brewing Company,
Christian Schmidt Brewing Company,
Jacob Schmidt Brewing Company, and
Stroh Brewery Company.[1]

Posted by: MkY at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (cPGH3)

120 This burger. It's full of nothing. I'm still hungry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Beautiful women selling beer to men?

Only ugly bitches complain about it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (17s+e)

122 That ad was so fucking cringe I couldn't even make it through just hate watching it.

"Hey, guys! While your virago wives are drinking White Claw with Chad and Tyrone, and your son tries on RompHims at the gay-stuff store with his boyfriend who is also his girlfriend on some days when he's not also working as his schoolteacher, you should try this beer, but don't forget - you're a piece of shit. Cut off whatever's left of your dick."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (oINRc)

123 Tecate in a can is good summer beer and cheaper than Pacifico. Who owns Tecate?
Posted by: 13times

Superior, Estrella, Pacifico, Tecate, Modelo... all Tranheuser-Busch .

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (fS6mE)

124 I don't even want to think about what they're going to do to St. Pauli Girl.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (sWM8x)

125 This is a guerrilla tactic. First one company (Disney, Budweiser) comes out strongly in front of transsexuals --- there's some attempt at a boycott, but the left supports it strongly and rewards it.
Immediately after, more companies come out in support of the same cause, so the boycott loses its focus.
Soon, the majority of left-wing corporations make the same statement; there are a few holdouts. Being a holdout is decreed to be uncool/bigoted. Now there are boycotts going the other way, banks refuse to open accounts for holdouts, etc.. Congress passes a law making transsexuality mandatory.
Sorry, what was I talking about?

Posted by: PG at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (84jHt)

126 I remain surprised that The Daily Wire hasn't announced they're gonna start selling "Conserva-Brew" or something

Or that some entrepreneur hasn't yet bought at massive discount all of the Bud Light and is busy repackaging it under a different brand label.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (YXHzG)

127 The folks that run these companies are just wasting money with advertising. I do not know of any idiots out in meat space that buy beer based upon a beer ad.

I do know some idiots out here in meat space who will not buy a beer due to a beer ad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (dtNsj)

128 Sorry, I didn't know this was a months-old ad. I updated to reflect that.
Posted by: ace

No need to apologize. No one else knew it was months old either.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (ous9O)

129 Coors ad sounds like Cole Hauser = Rip from Yellowstone.

Who can suprisingly act?

Posted by: DaveA at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (FhXTo)

130 At one point Pabst was contracting out the brewing to MillerCoors. I don't know what their status is now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (xPl2J)

131 I want the " punch rove in the schnozz" booth at the county fair

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (us2H3)

132 Oh boy oh boy oh boy Durham Report!

This means there will be consequences, right?

Right?
Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM

Oh, boy! This is gonna be great!

Posted by: Flounder at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (5sOEG)

133 Who owns Tecate?

-------

Fugue Inc.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (BdMk6)

134 Booze out, drugs in. Building back better. Changing the banking industry.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (GshMh)

135 Second look at Billy Beer?

I heard that was even worse than generic BEER.

Oregon has like 50 private small breweries, probably better than the commercial stuff. Why buy ANY big brewer's swill?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (0hOvj)

136 Been in marketing going on...oof, 17 years now? Gross.

Anyway, that ad is dumb for a multitude of reasons but the biggest being the mixed messaging. The constant swearing is stupid enough but is this an ad for beer feminism or an ad for Miller Lite improving the quality of their beer? What's my takeaway here?

Domino's did that so much better and it didn't harangue me about being a dude who likes chicks in bikinis.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (KbCG3)

137 Sorry, I didn't know this was a months-old ad. I updated to reflect that.
Posted by: ace at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (iHBZj)

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.

Posted by: spindrift at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (ivvNA)

138 Yes. The commercial is stupid. It's pandering to women and slightly insulting to men.

But, the commercial is not shoving trannies in my face and begging me to celebrate them 'being a woman.'

This amounts to very little to me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

139 >>> 123

Dang.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (7Tb4o)

140 What's with all the cursing? I guess that is now a White Liberal Woman thing.

___

I fucking like to also fucking swear a fucking lot to show how fucking cool I am to the fucking white fucking liberal fucking women. Fuck you!!
- David French

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (OalnH)

141 My 82 yo mother doesn't understand what's going on with Bud Light. Like she just can't grasp the concepts. It's just too weird.

Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (pwExq)

142 Why, it's almost like I should never buy AB or Miller products.

Oh wait - I don't.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (qoGsy)

143 The folks that run these companies are just wasting money with advertising. I do not know of any idiots out in meat space that buy beer based upon a beer ad.

I think that this is true about nearly ALL advertising

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (0hOvj)

144 Some companies want to win your business, and some want to win votes for the Democrat Party.

Choose accordingly.
++++
Yes, but maintain focus on one. This Miller ad is stupid and in a similar vein to other woke advertising. That said, let them be. At least for now.

Keep focusing on Tranheuser-Busch. Pound them into the dirt and wreck their enterprise value. *Every* major corporation is a woke den of snakes. It's a target-rich environment. You can't boycott everything all at once, so focus on one, isolate it, freeze it and destroy it. Alinksy rules. Claim the scalp and turn them into an object lesson. Then just wait for the next target to casually stroll across the field with no fear, rinse and repeat.

The only way past this is to make Corporate America fear its customers more than it fears Woke Capital. The only way to accomplish that is to destroy enough enterprise value quickly enough to make them scream. Focusing on a single target - again, Alinsky style - makes that much, much easier to accomplish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (DU+/6)

145 Wow. I didn't know women could brew beer.

I guess I'll brew my own and not buy anything from Amy of you.

Or I would if I drank beer.

I prefer a wine spritzer. Cause I'm a girl.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (YG/rA)

146 Tecate in a can is good summer beer and cheaper than Pacifico. Who owns Tecate?
Posted by: 13times

Drinking Tecate in a porta potty in a Texas summer is a death wish.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (ous9O)

147 Line em up for Woke and watch em go broke

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (xhxe8)

148 All of this just makes it that much easier to give up drinking. Which as we all know is the new worldwide temperance movement. They're getting us to stop drinking without having to fire a shot.

Posted by: InZona at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (m6BXy)

149 Fox News will no doubt love running this Miller Light ad.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (JtGov)

150 Screw all these woke beer companies, they're all ghey AF.

Drink local beers.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8axn5w

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (N5C4b)

151 What beer do Patriot Front marchers drink?
That's the brand for me.

Posted by: Walt at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (Men5k)

152 Anyway, that ad is dumb for a multitude of reasons but the biggest being the mixed messaging.

Sadly, it worked for Frank's Red Hot even though its a terrible hot sauce.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (0hOvj)

153
According to the Durham Report, the plan by Hillary Clinton to create a false story linking Donald Trump to Russia was briefed in August of 2016 by CIA Director John Brennan to President Obama, VP Biden, AG Loretta Lynch, and FBI Director Comey.

Well, it worked didn't it?

Posted by: Hairy Reed at May 15, 2023 04:04 PM (63Dwl)

154 55 Just don't tell me Shiner or Lone Star did one of these ads.
Posted by: brak
__________

Is Pearl still around?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 15, 2023 04:04 PM (gf7Ez)

155 I love that picture of a girl standing next to a 5' stack of papers allegedly covered with code that was used to launch the rocket. She did it as part of a team, not solo. This is like claiming Kyle Tucker won the world series because he pitched for Houston.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Wait! You mean she didn't do it single-handedly?

Shocked! Shocked!! I tell you!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 04:04 PM (qoGsy)

156 I can taste the irony of feminists claiming a hobby/vocation of brewing beer left up to monks, the OG of vocels/incels.
And no, they don't all taste the same in the dark.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 15, 2023 04:04 PM (ilM1x)

157 @150: "Drink local beers."

Until you research some of those local breweries and realize they were hardcore woke before woke was even a thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2023 04:04 PM (k1Qly)

158 yeah, we've come a long way since...a lot of beer commercials.

but remember the one with the two chicks fighting each other. that was hot

Posted by: sockamster, gator at May 15, 2023 04:04 PM (MLrvz)

159 Turns out Miller owns Hamm's. I like Hamm's. I don't see it much but I liked it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:04 PM (yRved)

160 Durham s Russia gate report releases. First take away of Newsmax. Is Durham says FBI and DOJ had zero evidence of Russian interference.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 15, 2023 04:04 PM (5Sqp0)

161 145 Wow. I didn't know women could brew beer.

a properly motivated woman can do almost anything

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (us2H3)

162 "Hey, guys! While your virago wives are drinking White Claw with Chad and Tyrone, and your son tries on RompHims at the gay-stuff store with his boyfriend who is also his girlfriend on some days when he's not also working as his schoolteacher, you should try this beer, but don't forget - you're a piece of shit. Cut off whatever's left of your dick."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (oINRc)
++++
Damn, that's vivid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (DU+/6)

163 Well at least Yueling is smart in this woke world.

POTTSVILLE, Pa., Sept. 15, 2020 /PRNewswire/ — D.G. Yuengling & Son, Inc., America’s Oldest Brewery®, and Molson Coors Beverage Company (NYSE: TAP, TSX: TPX) have launched a long-term brewing partnership, which will bring Yuengling’s beer to millions more people outside of their East Coast footprint.

https://tinyurl.com/54ebw2s6

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (17s+e)

164 143 The folks that run these companies are just wasting money with advertising. I do not know of any idiots out in meat space that buy beer based upon a beer ad.

I think that this is true about nearly ALL advertising
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (0hOvj)

__

Everyone says advertizing doesn't work on them. It's gotta work on someone, because people buy all sorts of shit they don't need.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (OalnH)

165 What beer do Patriot Front marchers drink?
That's the brand for me.
Posted by: Walt

Zima. (not beer but they aren't real either)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (qoGsy)

166 >I love that picture of a girl standing next to a 5' stack of papers allegedly covered with code that was used to launch the rocket.

I think that was Dr Amy Farrah-Fowler's mom

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (geLO8)

167 Coors ad sounds like Cole Hauser = Rip from Yellowstone.

Who can suprisingly act?
Posted by: DaveA

Rip (as he's walking out of the barn) "I don't have time today to put up with any of your shit, Beth".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (ous9O)

168 Guess what else is months old?

Baby boys. And that's months too long.

Transition to Greatness with Miller.

Or Bud Light. Whatever. Just chop your dicks off.

Posted by: Miller Lite at May 15, 2023 04:06 PM (oINRc)

169 I heard that was even worse than generic BEER.

Oregon has like 50 private small breweries, probably better than the commercial stuff. Why buy ANY big brewer's swill?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:01 PM (0hOvj)

When I was living in St Louis the BEER and LIGHT BEER was pretty good stuff. I figured it was stuff from Busch or Budweiser that just was off their standard, or surplus.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:06 PM (asFox)

170 Is Dixie beer still being made?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:06 PM (yRved)

171 bottom line on the Durham report

Lawyers are blood sucking cock suckers

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 04:06 PM (us2H3)

172 "I love that picture of a girl standing next to a 5' stack of papers allegedly covered with code that was used to launch the rocket. "

Well 3 black women were responsible for the entire moon landing. So yeah sounds legit.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:06 PM (OalnH)

173 So wymmins, in the very ancient past, screwed up another recipe and stumbled into beer?

OK

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (gmo/4)

174 #138 I agree; big difference between hoping to market successfully to women and forcing customers to suck tranny dick because, you know, they still all have their dicks.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (Vwz3I)

175 "Hey, guys! While your virago wives are drinking White Claw with Chad and Tyrone, and your son tries on RompHims at the gay-stuff store with his boyfriend who is also his girlfriend on some days when he's not also working as his schoolteacher, you should try this beer, but don't forget - you're a piece of shit. Cut off whatever's left of your dick."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (oINRc)
===

Well Played YD. Well played.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (17s+e)

176 It's time to bring back the Old Milwaukee Swedish Bikini Team.

I'd start drinking Old Milwaukee.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (gf7Ez)

177 If I relapse so I can NOT drink bud lite did I really relapse?

#questionsfordrbob

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (/kVMt)

178 Sorry, I didn't know this was a months-old ad. I updated to reflect that.
Posted by: ace

Never apologize, young man

Posted by: Prime Sister at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (tQL7r)

179 "Hey, guys! While your virago wives are drinking White Claw with Chad and Tyrone, and your son tries on RompHims at the gay-stuff store with his boyfriend who is also his girlfriend on some days when he's not also working as his schoolteacher, you should try this beer, but don't forget - you're a piece of shit. Cut off whatever's left of your dick."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (oINRc)
++++
Damn, that's vivid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Cut! Print! Get that ad copy to the printers!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (ous9O)

180 There are plenty of redneck bourbons out there, I am sure. I will sacrifice and do the research. For the greater good.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (oWBc3)

181 Maybe the only way to be sure you aren't drinking tranny fluid is to homebrew.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (xPl2J)

182 "Hey, guys! While your virago wives are drinking White Claw with Chad and Tyrone, and your son tries on RompHims at the gay-stuff store with his boyfriend who is also his girlfriend on some days when he's not also working as his schoolteacher, you should try this beer, but don't forget - you're a piece of shit. Cut off whatever's left of your dick."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM

That's disturbingly specific.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (ncXxy)

183 @169: "... BEER and LIGHT BEER ..."

Once upon a time, your two choices at a Cardinals game were red can or blue can. Life was so much simpler back then.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2023 04:07 PM (k1Qly)

184 Oregon has like 50 private small breweries, probably better than the commercial stuff. Why buy ANY big brewer's swill?

___

A 6 pack of micro brew is $10-12. An 18 pack of Bud or Miller is $15. That's why these swill beers exist, they're cheap.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (OalnH)

185 Obligatory Rammstein vid
Dicke Titten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

Ha! That's how you have fun.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (CaJIi)

186 So the people that ran the Steele Dossier hoax will lose their jobs, maybe do some jail time, right?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (jTmQV)

187 "Oh boy oh boy oh boy Durham Report! This means there will be consequences, right? Right?"

Trump (surely) will be installed to finish the last 18 months of the presidency, Joey will be sent to prison, Trump can run again in 2024. Because justice always prevails. (Durham will come)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (Cus5s)

188 143 The folks that run these companies are just wasting money with advertising. I do not know of any idiots out in meat space that buy beer based upon a beer ad.

I think that this is true about nearly ALL advertising
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (0hOvj)

__

Everyone says advertizing doesn't work on them. It's gotta work on someone, because people buy all sorts of shit they don't need.
Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (OalnH)

Not really. If ads didn't work, then lots of nice staffers in the Ad department would be out of jobs, and the Ad making companies too. To avoid that, we have special companies evaluate how well Ads work...who also lose their jobs if Ads stop happening.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (asFox)

189 Back in the 70s when we teenagers started drinking Miller was the beer . I moved on but I tasted Miller in the 2000s and realized it was God awful. Miller Lite makes Bud light look like St. Pauli Girl. I still drink Stella which is owned by Inbev, which unfortunately also owns AB.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (lRky4)

190 I guess the best bet is to never look behind the curtain of ANY corporation.. for the sake of you blood pressure..

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (PCK5/)

191 Beer is the drink of the hoi palloi - David French

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2023 04:09 PM (N5C4b)

192 Everyone says advertizing doesn't work on them. It's gotta work on someone, because people buy all sorts of shit they don't need.

The old "joke" is that at least half of all advertising and marketing dollars are wasted-- but no one knows which half.

Tracking or determining the effectiveness of ads-- say, an ad in the paper every Sunday-- is notoriously difficult, and no one wants to stop an ad and find out that it was effective by the plummeting sales after its absence.

Stuff like this, though, yeeeeah, this is spending money to spend money or support a grift.

Posted by: Lance MCcormick at May 15, 2023 04:09 PM (l8gTz)

193 we have come a long way from the thighs of virgins

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 04:09 PM (us2H3)

194 In the Sam's Club video, some chicanery is also going on (likely done by the store itself) because if you look closely, you can see that the front tier of products (closest to the aisle, in camera view) is the only tall tier. The product behind that front tier is much lower. I'll bet they are moving *some* AB product and then shuffle the boxes around to make it more eye-catching. Still a lot of Tranhueser-Busch available with an empty pallet of Coors, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:09 PM (DU+/6)

195 Oregon has like 50 private small breweries, probably better than the commercial stuff. Why buy ANY big brewer's swill?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Canning lines for breweries are expensive and take up a lot of room (room for fermenters, bright, and serving tanks).
You can't take bottled beer to State waterways or lakes in AZ.
So I wish PBR made a light beer and on a low (not keto) diet and it's working.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (fS6mE)

196 94 Honest question, because I don't know -- is Miller also run by former CIA?

Owned by MolsonCoors. In a shock to no one, Dodge & Cox, BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street are its largest stockholders.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (CaJIi)

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I hear that stuff a lot, but I have not come a conclusion about what it all means.

At least some of those firms are vendors of Mutual Funds and ETF's. They don't "own" stuff, they administer everyone's IRA's and 401k's, etc. If any company is in something like the S&P500, a firm like Vanguard will administer a ton of ownership for individuals.

Posted by: jc at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (N1WXz)

197 I guess that is now a White Liberal Woman thing.

You haven't heard anything (and probably won't because you won't visit a woman's bathroom at a heavily used convenience store) until you're waiting in line to use the bathroom and some chick is sitting on the toilet having a argument with her boyfriend and saying "You're a efffing piece of effing shit. Why the eff did you do this?" (etc.) It went on for about ten minutes in a bathroom that two stalls. Sitting on the toilet at a rest stop seems to be a really bad place to argue with your boyfriend. I think I saw her when she came out. At least there was some 20 something white chick who came out of the bathroom looking like she had been crying.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (Keyt1)

198 Durham report just dropped. Instead of a flaming skull, AceofSpades should have a flaming turd.

Posted by: Jim Rose at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (VFl7m)

199 *So Coors releases one ad to appeal to Coors Banquet drinkers (which include Johnny from Cobra Kai) and another ad to appeal to Feminist Wokies.

The hell with both of them.*

I couldn't care less about Anheuser-Busch, Miller, or Coors. I think their products are all equivalent swill. If I'm having a cold beer, I'm having a microbrew that tastes like beer should taste. And isn't Woke. So to hell with all of them.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (uY1j2)

200 It's ok that we don't get them all at once. The Great Push Back can happen one at a time. The example made will staunch the wokeformation.

Posted by: Sir Francis Galton at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (bkf/+)

201 TBH I'm not super offended by this ad. It's kind of funny. Yeah it's stupid to claim women invented beer. But it's not telling me a dude with a dick is a chick, either. So yeah it's woke but if Bud Light is a 10 on the woke scale, this is about a 6.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (OalnH)

202 Obligatory Rammstein vid

Dicke Titten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

well that makes me want to drink beer

Posted by: brak at May 15, 2023 04:11 PM (25k9m)

203 Microbreweries in Oregon (and in general)? 1000-1 they are hard left. I worked at sierra nevada brewery. The owner was apolitical because business. Most of the employees were leftists.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 04:11 PM (7Tb4o)

204
Miller Lite's ad campaign discriminates against blonde, Swedish women who work cooperatively in groups and are young and shapely.

Posted by: Raspy at May 15, 2023 04:11 PM (Men5k)

205 Maybe Durham's next case could be to find out where the Nashville Transfesto went or who leaked the Dobb's decision. He's a man up for the challenge.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 15, 2023 04:11 PM (N5C4b)

206 @192: "Tracking or determining the effectiveness of ads ..."

That's why the smart ad guys got into junk mail.

Version testing and response tracking almost seemed like science.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 15, 2023 04:11 PM (k1Qly)

207 Owned by MolsonCoors. In a shock to no one, Dodge & Cox, BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street are its largest stockholders.
Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (CaJIi)

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This goes for pretty much every large American company.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:11 PM (OalnH)

208 Until you research some of those local breweries and realize they were hardcore woke before woke was even a thing.

I don't care what people believe and feel themselves, that's between them and God. I care when they try to push their evil on the world, change culture, or attack what I believe in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (0hOvj)

209 Well, Bud Light just kicked itself in the nuts before running their sack through a bansaw

Banhammer > Bansaw

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (a3Q+t)

210 Is Dixie beer still being made?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Yes. New name. Retiring the name "Dixie".

Dixie beer has a new name, and it’s one already ingrained in the neighborhoods of New Orleans.

The city’s oldest beer maker now calls itself Faubourg Brewing Co., the company announced Wednesday.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (ous9O)

211 'Giggity'

Posted by: Yuengling at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (sAmhv)

212 This boat blonde in gray doesn't find Tranhueser-Busch drinkers attractive:
https://is.gd/n2WrCb

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (DU+/6)

213 "140 What's with all the cursing? I guess that is now a White Liberal Woman thing."

what's the motherfuckingtitassshit is wrong with it?

Posted by: DanMan at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (DB6tu)

214 Well, my days of not drinking beer have certainly come to a middle.

I'm going to try my hand at brewing mead. Drink like a Viking and none of teh ghey.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (l7Kbv)

215 At least my microbrew place only has one IPA for the Austin crowd. The rest is real beer.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (oWBc3)

216 As always, Ace owns up if he's missed a pertinent point.

He's no Lamont.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 04:13 PM (N1DT3)

217 Huh - The 114 year old New Orleans Brewery retired “Dixie” back in June. NEW ORLEANS (WVUE) - Months in the making, the oldest brewery in New Orleans officially changed names Monday. Dixie Brewery, bought by Saints and Pelicans owner, Gayle Benson in 2017, will now be named Faubourg Brewing Company. Mar 22, 2021

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:13 PM (yRved)

218 Banhammer > Bansaw
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 04:12 PM (a3Q+t)
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Oh, I dunno. The "Bansaw" is a pretty evocative image.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:13 PM (DU+/6)

219 Rip (as he's walking out of the barn) "I don't have time today to put up with any of your shit, Beth".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:05 PM (ous9O)

Rip and Beth were the most honest characters in that series. Everyone else was lost in delusion and lies.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at May 15, 2023 04:13 PM (BdMk6)

220 "Durham Report"

But...but...I recall being assured there would never be a "Durham Report", only prosecutions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2023 04:13 PM (txViY)

221 CNN'S Jake Tapper says the Durham report — which found the Russian collusion probe should've never been launched — is "devastating to the FBI"

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:13 PM (IOMYY)

222 Durham report just dropped. Instead of a flaming skull, AceofSpades should have a flaming turd.
Posted by: Jim Rose

Lit at both ends.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (ous9O)

223 Back in the 70s when we teenagers started drinking Miller was the beer . I moved on but I tasted Miller in the 2000s and realized it was God awful. Miller Lite makes Bud light look like St. Pauli Girl. I still drink Stella which is owned by Inbev, which unfortunately also owns AB.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (lRky4)

I remember in Ohio growing up about the same time Coors was legendary because it wasn't sold there, you had to go to some other state to get it. When I went to school in Missouri, it was common and pretty drab.

I used to order Stella a lot because I would think of that line in "A Streetcar named Desire" where the hunk is wandering about screaming that name...Marlin Brando.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (asFox)

224 White people were blessed with the gift of structure and organization. Those guys do a good job of building businesses and things of that nature and they know how to tap into money pretty much better than a lot of people do around the world.

Surprised they would pull a dumb stunt as these ads.

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White, NFL Hall Of Fame Member at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (dtNsj)

225 Major media might try to ignore the Durham report, but it doesn't appear they'll be successful. The story is at the top of Daily Mail right now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (sWM8x)

226 Chick in the Miller commercial need to take off her bra and wear a wet, white tshirt. Then she needs a ball gag.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (hqusk)

227 Canning lines for breweries are expensive and take up a lot of room (room for fermenters, bright, and serving tanks).
You can't take bottled beer to State waterways or lakes in AZ.
So I wish PBR made a light beer and on a low (not keto) diet and it's working.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (fS6mE)

Unless you use a portable canning unit. The come out and run the amount you need and then fold back up into a semi trailer and leave.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (OgrpQ)

228 The only quintessential American thing they haven't gayed up yet is the flag.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (CaJIi)

229 Is that person in the ad trans....I can't tell anymore.

Anyhoo... this example number 1 million of wammenz finding something men like a made popular and taking it fir there own and then destroying it.

Hashtag....no male spaces

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (yAw9Q)

230 I thought the Miller ad was high level snark.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (OZjDX)

231 Molson Coors Chief Marketing Officer Sofia Colucci looks like she's about 30. Seems awfully young to be the CMO of a major corporation.

But she's pretty and blonde. I reckon that didn't hurt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:15 PM (DU+/6)

232 Whoever wants to win the Republican Nomination : Make ESG Illegal on Day 1.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2023 04:15 PM (UnA8+)

233 Huh - The 114 year old New Orleans Brewery retired “Dixie” back in June. NEW ORLEANS (WVUE) - Months in the making, the oldest brewery in New Orleans officially changed names Monday. Dixie Brewery, bought by Saints and Pelicans owner, Gayle Benson in 2017, will now be named Faubourg Brewing Company. Mar 22, 2021
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:13 PM (yRved)

Yeah Faubourg will just have the customers rolling in. Just pronouncing it is disgusting.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:15 PM (asFox)

234 Let's look at the sales of home brewing products..... bet its 99.9% cus male

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 15, 2023 04:15 PM (yAw9Q)

235 Pabst owned brands...
P. Ballantine and Sons Brewing Company,
G. Heileman Brewing Company,
Lone Star Brewing Company,
Pearl Brewing Company,
Piels Bros.,
Valentin Blatz Brewing Company,
National Brewing Company,
Olympia Brewing Company,
Falstaff Brewing Corporation,
Primo Brewing & Malting Company,
Rainier Brewing Company,
F & M Schaefer Brewing Company,
Joseph Schlitz Brewing Company,
Christian Schmidt Brewing Company,
Jacob Schmidt Brewing Company, and
Stroh Brewery Company.
Posted by: MkY at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (cPGH3)

That's like the Bad News Bears lineup of beer brands.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:15 PM (4I/2K)

236 At least some of those firms are vendors of Mutual Funds and ETF's. They don't "own" stuff, they administer everyone's IRA's and 401k's, etc. If any company is in something like the S&P500, a firm like Vanguard will administer a ton of ownership for individuals.
Posted by: jc at May 15, 2023 04:10 PM (N1WXz)

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It's not administering. It's ownership. Vanguard owns 10% of shares of MolsonCoors. That's independent of what I may own in an IRA I have with Vanguard.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:15 PM (OalnH)

237 "CNN'S Jake Tapper says the Durham report — which found the Russian collusion probe should've never been launched — is "devastating to the FBI""

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Imagine the DM's Oliver Darcy is sending Jake right now...

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 15, 2023 04:15 PM (i7Q7S)

238 Huh - The 114 year old New Orleans Brewery retired “Dixie” back in June. NEW ORLEANS (WVUE) - Months in the making, the oldest brewery in New Orleans officially changed names Monday. Dixie Brewery, bought by Saints and Pelicans owner, Gayle Benson in 2017, will now be named Faubourg Brewing Company. Mar 22, 2021
Posted by: Puddinhead

Since they are RUNNING from the Dixie name, they shouldn't be allowed to use 1907 in their company logo. They should be forced to use 2023.

New company, new date.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:16 PM (ous9O)

239 no doubt they were hiding under a desk praying this would not pop up again

lol

burn

jumping in the sewers with the rest of them - "Me first!"

Posted by: artisanal ette at May 15, 2023 04:16 PM (uQPen)

240 Wait? Women need free hops to make beer and be competitive.

Is that what the Miller ad was saying?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2023 04:16 PM (cMXNt)

241 I still drink Stella which is owned by Inbev, which unfortunately also owns AB.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (lRky4)
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Try a Peroni instead of Stella. Its a good bit better than Stella at the same cost.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:16 PM (yRved)

242 Oh and Mabel ain't getting you any black label; h8ters!

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (gmo/4)

243 Bought some Blue Moon a while back. It's in the fridge now. They are owned by Molsen/Coors. Bummer. I bought it before the latest move by the High Priests of Woke.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (sAmhv)

244 "Coors strike and boycotts" began back in the 1960s with Crusades for Justice; pro union; against the support of right wing causes; against discriminating against women, Blacks, Hispanics and LGBT.

Coors and similar could be Bs way back, but the left certainly hasn't progressed a great deal.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (GshMh)

245 Honest question, because I don't know -- is Miller also run by former CIA?

Owned by MolsonCoors. In a shock to no one, Dodge & Cox, BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street are its largest stockholders.
Posted by: t-bird

Class A shares are 98% float though.

Posted by: weft-cut loop at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (jzzG8)

246 Beer will keep for a day trip in Tupperware. Red neck hack for bullshit no glass places.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (oWBc3)

247 I'm sorry, but I don't understand the add.

When they ignored the monks' brewing traditions and prowess, the Catholic in me bristled.

When they all kept on smugly saying the epithet for excrement, the mother in me said, " Oh, look at you! Aren't you clever for cursing! Is that the best you can do with the brains the good Lord gave you?"

And the girl in me saw ugly woman after ugly woman and thought, " Seriously, I've never seen so many homely girls in one place. Go do something with yourself already and look like a lady!"

Not once did I think, 'oh, let me go out and buy this beer.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (l0Cy4)

248

MeToo!

Posted by: artisanal ette at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (uQPen)

249 Faubourg
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I think that's French for "False Town".

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (Vwz3I)

250 221 CNN'S Jake Tapper says the Durham report — which found the Russian collusion probe should've never been launched — is "devastating to the FBI"
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:13 PM (IOMYY)

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Now conservatives won't believe the FBI! Oh noes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

251 The folks that run these companies are just wasting money with advertising. I do not know of any idiots out in meat space that buy beer based upon a beer ad.

I do know some idiots out here in meat space who will not buy a beer due to a beer ad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (dtNsj)

In industries with very close subsitutes, the advertising doesn't make people buy beer. It makes people buy a DIFFERENT beer.

It's literally a zero-sum game, which is why the cigarette companies were fine with being prohibited from tv/radio.

(Complete side-track: What the tobacco companies didn't realize was that they had now had no counter to the "Don't smoke at all!" ads and now their marketshare is miniscule.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 04:18 PM (N1DT3)

252 Rather than being so foul mouthed, if she wanted the ad to be more effective, she should show us her bewbs.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 04:18 PM (anj39)

253 Since they are RUNNING from the Dixie name, they shouldn't be allowed to use 1907 in their company logo. They should be forced to use 2023.

New company, new date.
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I was able to mail a crushed Dixie Beer can to my best friend from NO to NC. Totes cool. It was a fun week.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:18 PM (yRved)

254 Maybe the 2600 Microbreweries will get more shelf space as the Big 3 Pee Beers go down a notch. I will plug for my friend's brewery out here in CA: Culture Brewery in Solana Beach (111 Cedros) (northern San Diego just north of the Del Mar Horseracing track and Belly Up Tavern) with tasting rooms up in Encinitas on the 101 and now up in Manhattan Beach on Manhattan Beach Blvd. about 4 blocks up from their famous pier on the north (sunny) side of the street with outdoor seating). Not sold in stores. Mosaic IPA, Black IPA, and new Jasmine Saison are great for this time of year with the May Grey.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at May 15, 2023 04:18 PM (LKMDZ)

255 Yeah, I grew up on macrobrew beers. I think the microbrew tastes like shit in most cases. Good for you guys that can slam me for not wanting to drink a beer that reminds me of eating a Christmas tree.

I've tried a whole host of different beers and occasionally find some I like. But, I enjoy drinking beer over periods of time. Most microbrews are too fucking heavy to drink all day.

Right now, I'm in a Yuengling phase, light or regular. They don't put Light in a keg here yet, so until they do, I guess I will just keep getting Yuengling in a keg and go with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

256 Domino's did that so much better and it didn't harangue me about being a dude who likes chicks in bikinis.

A shame that their pizza sucks. I used to be able to tolerate it but no more.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (Xrfse)

257 Well, my days of not drinking beer have certainly come to a middle.

I'm going to try my hand at brewing mead. Drink like a Viking and none of teh ghey.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert

Sweet or dry? Still or bubbly?
Be careful if you're going for dry you can make that honey taste like 'rocket fuel'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (fS6mE)

258 Drinking Tecate in a porta potty in a Texas summer is a death wish.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:03 PM (ous9O)

Drinking anything in a portapotty in ANY summer is a death wish.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (N1DT3)

259
Chicks invented beer. And cars. Go drive your car around drunk, and make sure to leave a sharp knife on your lap for when you crash.

Miller - It's Eunique.

Posted by: Miller Lite at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (oINRc)

260 Miller Lite's ad campaign discriminates against blonde, Swedish women who work cooperatively in groups and are young and shapely.
Posted by: Raspy at May 15, 2023 04:11 PM (Men5k)
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That spokes chick in the opening is impressively homely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (YqDXo)

261 Obligatory Rammstein vid
Dicke Titten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights - back in the day. It's a wonder I was graduated.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (qoGsy)

262 And the girl in me saw ugly woman after ugly woman and thought, " Seriously, I've never seen so many homely girls in one place. Go do something with yourself already and look like a lady!"

Not once did I think, 'oh, let me go out and buy this beer.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at May 15, 2023 04:17 PM (l0Cy4)

Mission accomplished

Posted by: Wokie mcwokiejerk at May 15, 2023 04:20 PM (yAw9Q)

263 255 I've tried a whole host of different beers and occasionally find some I like. But, I enjoy drinking beer over periods of time. Most microbrews are too fucking heavy to drink all day.

Right now, I'm in a Yuengling phase, light or regular. They don't put Light in a keg here yet, so until they do, I guess I will just keep getting Yuengling in a keg and go with that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

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*pours heavy porter into glass*

Drinking beer should be like drinking a loaf of bread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

264 In my town there are about 10 breweries. All of the packed to the gills on a Friday and Saturday night. People do go in search of good beer. But the thing it's not cheap. And not everyone can afford spending $8+ a pint. So the buds and millers of the world exist because they can be had for a fraction of the cost.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:20 PM (OalnH)

265 Obligatory Rammstein vid
Dicke Titten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

I'm a bit surprised that they YT allowed the scene at 4:27. I had to view it several times to make sure I saw what I thought I saw.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2023 04:21 PM (eOEVl)

266 235

The General Brewing Co. was Lucky Lager.. I think. And that brewery was bought out by Chinese commies and shipped to China.

Raineer beer was good 'banquet' beer.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 04:21 PM (7Tb4o)

267 Iss schelsse arschlocher!

- Reinheitsgebot

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2023 04:21 PM (gmo/4)

268 "Not The Bee" had the original YouTube video linked - not some commentary on it, not transferred to Twitter, but the actual YouTube video posted by Miller Lite. Per the YouTube channel's "About" page, it looks correct:
fficial Channel of Miller Lite. This page is intended for those 21+ only and content should not be shared with anyone under 21.

We believe in enjoying Miller Lite responsibly and posting about it responsibly. Comments that are inappropriate, offensive, or suggest irresponsible consumption will be deleted.

Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, WI
Celebrate Responsibly®

It is odd that it has few subscribers (~25k, which seems low for a major brand, but I dunno) but it *appears* to be legit. Why I bring this up is because there's something interesting when you look at the original video: it's "unlisted." It isn't private (anyone can see it), but it doesn't appear on the channel's "Videos" page, nor will it turn up in search. I wonder when they pulled it to "Unlisted."
https://youtu.be/_NtBQWZqaHo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:21 PM (DU+/6)

269 If irritating women were a smart beer marketing strategy, wouldn't there be posters of them, too?

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (CaJIi)

270
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*pours heavy porter into glass*

Drinking beer should be like drinking a loaf of bread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Sometimes your snark is spot on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Ads are mostly crap now all down the line… the Lefist Purity is the driving force… all of them dull as can be.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

272 270 *pours heavy porter into glass*

Drinking beer should be like drinking a loaf of bread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Sometimes your snark is spot on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

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Snark?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

273 It's not administering. It's ownership. Vanguard owns 10% of shares of MolsonCoors. That's independent of what I may own in an IRA I have with Vanguard.
Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:15 PM (OalnH)

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where would I find that info?

Last time I checked, Vanguard was a mutual company. Unlike TRowe Price, State Street, etc., Vanguard's mutual fund & ETF shareholders actually owned the funds themselves as well as the shares within the funds.

Posted by: jc at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (N1WXz)

274 BREAKING: According to the Durham Report, the plan by Hillary Clinton to create a false story linking Donald Trump to Russia was briefed in August of 2016 by CIA Director . . . ."

Posted by: Boswell

Wasn't thar the meeting where others left and someone said "except . ."

How shitty of a candidate and what did the internals look like that they thought this would be a good idea?

Don't believe polling. It'll be worse in 2024

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (4T2r2)

275 *pours heavy porter into glass*

Drinking beer should be like drinking a loaf of bread.
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In late fall and winter, yes. Don't do this on a hot humid day.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (yRved)

276
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Snark?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

Tuhmayto, tuhmahto.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

277 This should be a reminder they all are doing it and all promoting it for the same reason - to divide and conquer via sex ,race etc. Of course, they will all maintain they are private companies doing what ever they want - but it would seem that making it an operating principle violates CR 64. There are a few cases percolating through the courts charging companies by identifying so hard on race in employment makes them in violation of CR 64. We need to try and get our reps to hold them accountable - or vote them out. Yes, even the guy you like who seems so nice - like any number of Todd Young clones (Senate R-IN)

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (UVyKP)

278 264 In my town there are about 10 breweries. All of the packed to the gills on a Friday and Saturday night. People do go in search of good beer. But the thing it's not cheap. And not everyone can afford spending $8+ a pint. So the buds and millers of the world exist because they can be had for a fraction of the cost.
Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:20 PM (OalnH)

Those people need to learn a useful skill and get a better job.

Lazy fvckers.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (UnA8+)

279 223 Back in the 70s when we teenagers started drinking Miller was the beer . I moved on but I tasted Miller in the 2000s and realized it was God awful. Miller Lite makes Bud light look like St. Pauli Girl. I still drink Stella which is owned by Inbev, which unfortunately also owns AB.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2023 04:08 PM (lRky4)

I remember in Ohio growing up about the same time Coors was legendary because it wasn't sold there, you had to go to some other state to get it. When I went to school in Missouri, it was common and pretty drab.

I used to order Stella a lot because I would think of that line in "A Streetcar named Desire" where the hunk is wandering about screaming that name...Marlin Brando.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:14 PM (asFox)

"Coors...wasn't sold there." Sounds like the plot to Smokey and The Bandit.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (/iWhV)

280 274 Don't believe polling. It'll be worse in 2024
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (4T2r2)

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"Correct. Don't believe polling."
-A ballot being stuffed in Atlanta

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

281 So far I've never seen an ad for my favorite, Trogenator Doppelbock. Hope it stays that way.

When I can't get it, I usually go Yuengling.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (TgBWG)

282 We honestly should boycott every woke business. Just say no. They already hate us, so why would we spend our money there?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (OACp6)

283 I'll just stay with my single malt scotch, which is also famous for men who wear skirts -- and throw telephone poles for fun and behead royalist Englishmen.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (lf83v)

284 163 Well at least Yueling is smart in this woke world.

POTTSVILLE, Pa., Sept. 15, 2020 /PRNewswire/ — D.G. Yuengling & Son, Inc., America’s Oldest Brewery®, and Molson Coors Beverage Company (NYSE: TAP, TSX: TPX) have launched a long-term brewing partnership, which will bring Yuengling’s beer to millions more people outside of their East Coast footprint.

https://tinyurl.com/54ebw2s6
Posted by: Jukin

Ah, of course. Sounds like a distributing deal. Guess we'll find out the impact.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (sAmhv)

285 Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (wgAtL)

286 Human civilization began when hunters and gathers discovered they could ferment wheat and corn, so instead of chasing animals all day trying to knock them on the head, they could sleep all day, drink and screw all night, and spend 10 minutes a day for 6 months "checking on the crops".

Without fermentation, and thus BEER, we'd still be walking around the Aftican savanna.

*raises cup of beer* "TO BEER!!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (K9Eal)

287 Just the expression of the busty lass, her short skirt and the tone in which it is delivered make it seem a tongue in cheek kind of commercial, almost like it's making a mockery of itself and by extension Woke Beer Tranny nonsense. There's no real condemnation of girls in bikinis selling beer, it's all half hearted and insincere.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (OZjDX)

288 279 "Coors...wasn't sold there." Sounds like the plot to Smokey and The Bandit.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (/iWhV)

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Alright, I like Smokey and the Bandit...but the guy promises $80,000 in pay just to the Bandit to get the beer, which wasn't illegal in Georgia. It just required extra paperwork to ensure it was properly transported (they say it in the movie).

Was the paperwork that much?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

289 The big lie from these women are "How dare they have beautiful female models in bikinis and short shorts! to sell products and also women - "How brave, daring, and beautiful women are who are dressed like hookers and sticking their tongues out for the camera!". Look at Kim K.! Rhihanna! Cardi-B! Miley C.! They are so bold!!

Liars. Oh, and if men don't admire them, they are racist, toxic masculine apes!

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

290 I know what will sell....mixed race trans family with freckle faced red head gogrl children doing science while celebrating the boy child coming out as trans. Bottoms up drink Miller lite!

Posted by: Wokie mcwokiejerk at May 15, 2023 04:25 PM (yAw9Q)

291 are great for this time of year with the May Grey.
Posted by: Donovan Nuera

Pizza Port in Carlsbad makes might fine beer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:25 PM (fS6mE)

292 What’s the official beer of Patriot Front?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2023 04:25 PM (cMXNt)

293 Lucky for me, the Ft Lewis class VI store sells both Hofbrau and Paulener biers. Not cheap, but worth it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 04:25 PM (anj39)

294 Last time I checked, Vanguard was a mutual company. Unlike TRowe Price, State Street, etc., Vanguard's mutual fund & ETF shareholders actually owned the funds themselves as well as the shares within the funds.
Posted by: jc at May 15, 2023 04:22 PM (N1WXz)

___

Ahh, true for Vanguard.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:25 PM (OalnH)

295 ========

Alright, I like Smokey and the Bandit...but the guy promises $80,000 in pay just to the Bandit to get the beer, which wasn't illegal in Georgia. It just required extra paperwork to ensure it was properly transported (they say it in the movie).

Was the paperwork that much?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

You payed WAAAAAYY to close attention......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

296 The old joke about "does this dress make my butt look big?" is now "does this dress make my butt look skinny?".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (jTmQV)

297 Wonder how long before we have to deal with trans-beer.

Not as in advertising and influencers.

As in peeling off the labels off Bud bottles and applying new ones.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (ouJq3)

298 Try a Peroni instead of Stella. Its a good bit better than Stella at the same cost.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:16 PM (yRved)

Concur. I drink Peroni when I am out and about at my local favorite Eye Tye restaurant.

Good stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (dtNsj)

299 That Miller Lite is offensive and dumb. Bravo.

Too many broads with marketing MBAs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (EZebt)

300 295 You payed WAAAAAYY to close attention......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

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*too

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

301 These foul mouthed angry spokeswoman are really empowering for teenage girls who are deciding whether to be Goth or Tranz

Posted by: Regular joe at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (nnp+f)

302 "They put us in bikinis."

Not you, Toots. For which we are eternally grateful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (YqDXo)

303 Yuengling Flight, you are cleared for take off.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (VuQx9)

304 That spokes chick in the opening is impressively homely.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (YqDXo)

Beer has helped the homely do the sex for 10,000 years.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (4I/2K)

305
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*too
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

It's Monday. You actually expect me to proofread what I type?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

306
A 6 pack of micro brew is $10-12. An 18 pack of Bud or Miller is $15. That's why these swill beers exist, they're cheap.
Posted by: Montec

And the same amount of alcohol in both, just that the swill has a LOT more tap water and artificial CO2 in the mix.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (n+4am)

307 293 Lucky for me, the Ft Lewis class VI store sells both Hofbrau and Paulener biers. Not cheap, but worth it.
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I had a nice Paulener on tap with a dozen oysters this Mother's day. Kid wasn't home so Mom and I had a bar hopping Mother's day. This is the way it should be.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (DmtxH)

308 I'll just stay with my single malt scotch, which is also famous for men who wear skirts -- and throw telephone poles for fun and behead royalist Englishmen.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 15, 2023 04:24 PM (lf83v)

It's only a skirt if you wear underwear.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (anj39)

309 295 You payed WAAAAAYY to close attention......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

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But still...it's not like it's the central conceit of the movie, or anything.

"I want beer. Lots of beer. Get me some beer that's legal just kind of hard to get. Here's $80,000 in 1970s money."

That'd be $400,000 today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

310 Obligatory Rammstein vid

Dicke Titten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

well that makes me want to drink beer

Funny, it makes me want to invade Poland.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (eOEVl)

311 I remember in Ohio growing up about the same time Coors was legendary because it wasn't sold there, you had to go to some other state to get it. When I went to school in Missouri, it was common and pretty drab.

I used to order Stella a lot because I would think of that line in "A Streetcar named Desire" where the hunk is wandering about screaming that name...Marlin Brando.
Posted by: Oldcat

Spent a summer on my dad's cousin's dairy farm. Paris, Texas. He had a buddy who was a trucker bring him cases of Hamm's because he couldn't get it in Paris. His son, (my 1st cousin twice removed?) and I got in deep kimchee for drinking a case that July.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (ous9O)

312 Second look at Billy Beer?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2023 03:58 PM (0D+E

Two wrongs don't make a right!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (ZSK0i)

313 You want to sell beer to your demographic, make an ad like the Pamela Anderson Hardee’s ad back in the day… but with a beer instead of a burger in her hand…

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2023 04:28 PM (PCK5/)

314 We honestly should boycott every woke business. Just say no. They already hate us, so why would we spend our money there?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (OACp6)
++++
Because it almost can't be done. *Every* large business is woke now. Even if the Board isn't, its HR and marketing departments are, as is a goodly chunk of the C-suite.

This is why the pressure on Tranheuser-Busch is so good. What we're up against isn't the woke marketing departments, HR departments, executive boards and C-Suites. Those are all actually secondary. What we're up against is Woke Capital. Woke Capital rules the day and enforce the ESG shit. If you don't comply, your business will pay more for capital (if you can get it at all). The corporations - regardless of their own politics or politics of their officers - toe the line because they know the business could easily fail if Woke Capital decides to ice them out.

To overcome that, they must fear their customers more than Woke Capital. A slow burn of gradually declining customer counts and revenues won't do it. Severe, brutal punishment is better. Take them out one at a time until they fear us more than they fear Black Rock, et. al.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

315 I swear. I swear a lot. A. Lot.
I do not swear in public. I do not like to hear other people swearing in public. I do not want to hear excessive amounts of swearing in movies. I don't want to listen to ANY swearing in advertising.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 15, 2023 04:28 PM (Wy1BU)

316 304 That spokes chick in the opening is impressively homely.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (YqDXo)

Beer has helped the homely do the sex for 10,000 years.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (4I/2K)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THAT HOMELY CHICK BASICALLY SAID THTS WHY THE WAMMENZ INVENTED IT

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at May 15, 2023 04:28 PM (yAw9Q)

317 305
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*too
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

It's Monday. You actually expect me to proofread what I type?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

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It was a joke about me paying too close of attention to things. Coulda used a footballer from Pittsburg to let us know that, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

318 I really don't appreciate their potty mouths.

Posted by: m at May 15, 2023 04:28 PM (Fh8ec)

319 So yes, it is true that women engaged in brewing.

But is it true that brewing was an occupation mostly performed by women, as Miller now claims? No of course not. It's absurd on the face of it. Were all the monks who brewed beer actually Transgender Men (biological women

I'm sure the Second Order Benedictines received the same brewing advice from Father Benedict as the First Order did.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 15, 2023 04:28 PM (0Ua/E)

320 "Try a Peroni instead of Stella. It's a good bit better than Stella at the same cost. "

Consistently good, and the new Capri is a great Summer beer. Even thought they're now owned by Asahi

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2023 04:28 PM (wgAtL)

321 CNN: Durham Probe Confirms FBI Investigation of Trump Justified
--

No, I made that up.
Or did I?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (bXSbe)

322 In late fall and winter, yes. Don't do this on a hot humid day.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Unless you need a nap of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (fS6mE)

323 The Mickeys Big Mouth malt liquor woke ads are going to Lit As Fuck!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (17s+e)

324 A 6 pack of micro brew is $10-12. An 18 pack of Bud or Miller is $15. That's why these swill beers exist, they're cheap.
Posted by: Montec

30 pack of Bud Light is $19.95.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (ous9O)

325 This is the Revenge of the Ugly Broads. The jealous, angry fuglies have been inexplicably given power. They are using their power to get revenge against the pretty girls who wouldn’t let them sit at their table and the boys who never asked them to prom.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (A+5kJ)

326 322 In late fall and winter, yes. Don't do this on a hot humid day.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Unless you need a nap of course.
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This is true.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (DmtxH)

327 [Russian] Imperial stouts 8.5% to 12.5% ABV

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (Vwz3I)

328 Obligatory Rammstein vid
Dicke Titten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

I'm a bit surprised that they YT allowed the scene at 4:27. I had to view it several times to make sure I saw what I thought I saw.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2023 04:21 PM

Why are you gaslighting us? You know doggone well what you saw, you were just doing a thorough quality inspection.

The world needs more happy fraus and frauleins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 04:30 PM (a3Q+t)

329 In premodern times, brewing at the homestead scale would probably be associated with other food preparation. That is, it - like cooking and cleaning and other home-side functions - was women's work. Woman brewers were therefore a feature of the patriarchy, not some liberating activity. Celebrating the ancient history of woman brewers is therefore perpetuating patriarchal constructs and accelerating a regressive movement to re-enslave women to hearth and home.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 03:59 PM (DU+/6)
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Beer is very old - workers were paid with it in egypt. Most brewing was done by men. And has been forever. Most women were taking care of babies and sick people and cooking - which was hard work.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:30 PM (UVyKP)

330 Be beholden to no one. Grow your own weed. Enjoy one of God's finest creations, you know, the one that targets our God-provided cannabinoid receptors. :->

Posted by: SFGoth at May 15, 2023 04:30 PM (KAi1n)

331 327 [Russian] Imperial stouts 8.5% to 12.5% ABV
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (Vwz3I)

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That'll get you drunk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

332 I know an ad is crap when the actress does that authoritative head nod (:07) and uses words like "homage" with a Frenchy pronunciation. And that's not even addressing the bullshit content. The only traditional alcoholic beverage I know of that's been a women-dominant industry is the distillation of "poteen", and even then it was widowed/elderly women involved in the making of it.

Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2023 04:30 PM (rj6Yv)

333 The irony of the ad is that all the women actresses are quite fuckable.

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:31 PM (OalnH)

334 Beer is very old - workers were paid with it in egypt. Most brewing was done by men. And has been forever. Most women were taking care of babies and sick people and cooking - which was hard work.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:30 PM (UVyKP)
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Yes, of course. My point is that by the terms of Miller's own ad - if accepted at face value - it's *still* an argument that would displease the academic left.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:31 PM (DU+/6)

335 The Durham Report:

https://tinyurl.com/No-Shit-Sherlock-II

45 MB download.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 15, 2023 04:31 PM (K9Eal)

336 Now, make me a sammich.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 04:31 PM (ARWEj)

337 67 Rex B.
That was clever. Well done, sir.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 15, 2023 04:32 PM (VuQx9)

338 Rather than being so foul mouthed, if she wanted the ad to be more effective, she should show us her bewbs.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 04:18 PM (anj39)
____________

NO!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2023 04:32 PM (YqDXo)

339 331 327 [Russian] Imperial stouts 8.5% to 12.5% ABV
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:29 PM (Vwz3I)

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That'll get you drunk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15

Try Bigfoot Barleywine barrel aged.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2023 04:32 PM (+KJ2T)

340 I hear the Durham investigation is over. If there is any justice in the world, a couple dozen people would be getting perp-walked right now.

However...

It would be disappointing to learn that the FBI used "uncorroborated intelligence" or that they failed to maintain "strict fidelity to the law".

Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2023 04:32 PM (VP9ao)

341 Breaking news

Durham report to put an undue strain on the "nuttin gonna happen" file

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (us2H3)

342 "Women were among the very first to brew beer" is such a weak, insipid, nothingburger of a start that I stopped watching right there.

Among the first, huh. Wow.

Posted by: spindrift at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (ivvNA)

343 From what I understand, its not actually that tough to brew your own beer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)

344 Given the German's pertinacity for long complex/compound words, Dicke Titten leaves something to be desired.

Do better Germans!

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

345 So whatever happened to Tuborg?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (4I/2K)

346 I laugh at the Coors ad talking about smugglers. Back in the day you could get Coors in Idaho and at the age of 19. Then bring it into Washington where it was banned. Resell for twice what you paid.
So I was told.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (anj39)

347 115 My kids like the ad, and that's who it was released for - 16-25 year olds.
Posted by: Nova Local at May 15, 2023 04:00 PM (exHjb)

Good to know that.
But blecchh.

Posted by: m at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (Fh8ec)

348 The New York Times (!!):

In Final Report, Trump-Era Special Counsel Denounces Russia Investigation

John Durham, the Trump-era special counsel who for four years has pursued a politically fraught investigation into the Russia inquiry, accused the F.B.I. of a “lack of analytical rigor” in a final report made public on Monday that examined the bureau’s investigation into whether the 2016 Trump campaign was conspiring with Moscow.

Mr. Durham’s 306-page report appeared to show little substantial new information about the F.B.I.’s handling of the Russia investigation, known as Crossfire Hurricane, and it failed to produce the kinds of blockbuster revelations impugning the bureau that former President Donald J. Trump and his allies had once suggested that Mr. Durham would find.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (RHGPo)

349 Upthread - Yeah, some micobrews are simply terrible. And find one that has a tasty brew and it could be a one-off thing.

Im not a picky beer drinker. Ice cold in the summer and room temp in the winter. I do hate IPA.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (7Tb4o)

350 Sofia Colucci is just pissed that nobody wanted to see her in a bikini. Of course, when the company goes tits up from being woke, maybe she can become a day shift stripper at the gentleman's club on the service road of the Little Rock airport

Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (4vi12)

351 This ad is offensive not only to men, but to pretty girls too. Those bikini models were well paid for being hot. Do hot girls not deserve to make money or have modeling careers?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (A+5kJ)

352
I'll just stay with my single malt scotch, which is also famous for men who wear skirts -- and throw telephone poles for fun and behead royalist Englishmen.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

*makes wanking motion with fist*

Posted by: Zombie Duke of Cumberland at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (n+4am)

353 >>The Durham Report:

I'm sure it will make a nice doorstop or paper weight

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (geLO8)

354 You know why women's feet are so small?

So they can stand closer to the wort barrel.

True story.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (17s+e)

355 Did we mention the speaker in the commercial is a comedian?

So you know she is funny.

Cause women saying dirty words is so edgy and funny.

I bet she has jokes about her vag.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (bXSbe)

356 Sofia Colucci is just pissed that nobody wanted to see her in a bikini. Of course, when the company goes tits up from being woke, maybe she can become a day shift stripper at the gentleman's club on the service road of the Little Rock airport
Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (4vi12)
++++
That's very specific.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (DU+/6)

357 Out of two whole sexes, women were among the first to do something.

Posted by: spindrift at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (ivvNA)

358 TJM, sorry I missed your Lubitsch post. It was excellent. The Billy Wilder quote about the intention of making the ideological content of Ninotchka even-handed was a howler.

Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (rj6Yv)

359 352
I'll just stay with my single malt scotch, which is also famous for men who wear skirts -- and throw telephone poles for fun and behead royalist Englishmen.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

*makes wanking motion with fist*
Posted by: Zombie Duke of Cumberland at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (n+4am)

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They also needed help from the French to die in a field.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

360 John Durham, the Trump-era special counsel who for four years has pursued a politically fraught investigation into the Russia inquiry, accused the F.B.I. of a “lack of analytical rigor” in a final report made public on Monday that examined the bureau’s investigation into whether the 2016 Trump campaign was conspiring with Moscow.

I call that bold talk from a two-eyed fat man.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2023 04:35 PM (eOEVl)

361 Can we just accept that "Big" anything should be burned to the ground?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at May 15, 2023 04:35 PM (OUMaO)

362 Of course, the NYTimes got Pulitzers for putting lipstick on a bunch of nonsense leaks.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:35 PM (RHGPo)

363 But still...it's not like it's the central conceit of the movie, or anything.

"I want beer. Lots of beer. Get me some beer that's legal just kind of hard to get. Here's $80,000 in 1970s money."

That'd be $400,000 today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

If I remember, the beer was effectively the cover-story. What they wanted was to see if Bandit was really as good as the rumors.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 04:35 PM (N1DT3)

364 Conservative beer snobs? I find all IPA's and most micro brew beers disgusting. I love an ice cold lite beer during the summer heat.

Posted by: Eskimo at May 15, 2023 04:35 PM (L498I)

365 Sweet or dry? Still or bubbly?
Be careful if you're going for dry you can make that honey taste like 'rocket fuel'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:19 PM (fS6mE)

Starting with still sweet and work towards bubbly dry (maybe, depending how still sweet hits the palate).

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (l7Kbv)

366 358 TJM, sorry I missed your Lubitsch post. It was excellent. The Billy Wilder quote about the intention of making the ideological content of Ninotchka even-handed was a howler.
Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (rj6Yv)

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Thanks!

Well, there was an attempt. Brackett (HUAC supporting Republican) wrote most of the anti-East stuff and Wilder wrote most of the anti-West stuff, except that as lefty as Wilder was, he did love America. The script definitely leans against Russia

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

367 Faubourg
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I think that's French for "False Town".
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023

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Maybe so. In Nawlins the term has popped back up, and historians say it means "suburb" . . . which in a way is a false town.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (J2vNu)

368 I see Durham came.

And this is one instance of that occurring where I doubt things will get sticky.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (KbCG3)

369 355 Did we mention the speaker in the commercial is a comedian?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2023 04:34 PM (bXSbe)

I didn't know that. Really?
She reeks of "ex-wife."

Posted by: m at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (Fh8ec)

370 At one point I thought the Left was aiming at a genderless or genderblind society… but, turning on a dime, everything in every area is all about gender.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (PCK5/)

371 From what I understand, its not actually that tough to brew your own beer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)
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Easy to do - a bit more difficult to do it so that anyone would want to drink it - have a few homebrewers in the family. One has been doing it for over 20 years. It's pretty damn good.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (UVyKP)

372 I've never understood why there are so many IPAs. I don't like IPAs myself, but there are so freaking many that I can't fathom it.

Yet I can barely find a porter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

373 363 If I remember, the beer was effectively the cover-story. What they wanted was to see if Bandit was really as good as the rumors.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 15, 2023 04:35 PM (N1DT3)

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And then he goes double or nothing for some clam chowda! Makes sense, I guess.

Rich fools and their money...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

374 You know, now that I understand what can and can't be done, I might not maintain strict fidelity with the law in my subsequent actions.

Seems only fair.

Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2023 04:37 PM (VP9ao)

375 This has Tranheiser Busch PR Department written all over it. Can't fix our brand so we'll tear down the competition.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 15, 2023 04:37 PM (0A5+1)

376 I once drank ale from the base of a woman's spine. I'd like to see that re-enacted in a commercial.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2023 04:37 PM (wgAtL)

377 I’ve reduced my beer and alcohol consumption and have started taking Delta 8. I’m not much of a social person and typically drink a beer by myself only occasionally.

The Delta 8 has a much better high, no hangover and the cost is ridiculously low at something around $2 for a gummy that does as much for me as 3 or 4 beers.

Kratom is also very good. My opinion it’s the best drug available though you have to watch your intake because it can become addictive.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2023 04:37 PM (cMXNt)

378 That'll get you drunk.
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Even though I had cut down on drinking, for Christmas a niece got me a microbrew 6-pack sampler that I figured I'd drain over the course of a month or so.

About halfway through the Russian Imperial stout, I began to feel it saying to myself, "Shirley, my temperance hasn't made me more susceptible to ABV?"

Then I checked out the label more carefully and saw 12% ABV! So it wasn't my fault.

I also decided then to stop calling myself Shirley.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:37 PM (Vwz3I)

379 So far I've never seen an ad for my favorite, Trogenator Doppelbock. Hope it stays that way.

When I can't get it, I usually go Yuengling.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 15, 2023 04:23 PM (TgBWG)

I used to get "Dinkel Acker Weiss" because I could sing the name.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (asFox)

380 lack of analytical rigor

Let me guess: more training?

Weaksauce

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (0hOvj)

381 Hey man at least Durham put history's greatest monster Clinesmith in the clink for life!

Oh, wait. I mean, got him to plead to something that got some community service and $1000 fine.

Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (pwExq)

382 At one point I thought the Left was aiming at a genderless or genderblind society… but, turning on a dime, everything in every area is all about gender.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (PCK5/)
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"Colorblindness" is racist now. Has been for a while. You see, to be "colorblind" is to deny a core component of the personal, individual identity of persons of color. Denying their race - or ignoring it - is to deny or ignore their identity as such. It's borderline genocidal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (DU+/6)

383 Wasn't there a female "artist" a few years ago who made some bread and beer with her own yeast?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (a3Q+t)

384 372 I've never understood why there are so many IPAs. I don't like IPAs myself, but there are so freaking many that I can't fathom it.

Yet I can barely find a porter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

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People like it...I don't know why. I'd much rather have a porter.

Though, the preponderance of IPAs does seems to have fallen quite a bit over the last few years. When small brewers were blowing up in Charleston a decade ago, it was 9/10 IPAs, and a pilsner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

385 IPA= Icky Paltry Asslike

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (wgAtL)

386 Hey, toots, you know why women made the beer 6,000 years ago? Because it was made in the kitchen. Back then making beer was very similar to making bread. But facts are so patriarchal, right?

https://tinyurl.com/3b42au9n

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (AMIL/)

387 ...Mr. Durham’s 306-page report appeared to show little substantial new information about the F.B.I.’s handling of the Russia investigation, known as Crossfire Hurricane, and it failed to produce the kinds of blockbuster revelations impugning the bureau that former President Donald J. Trump and his allies had once suggested that Mr. Durham would find.
Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (RHGPo)

"appeared to show little substantial new information..." Let's say we not trust the NYT's characterization of the report, and look at it ourselves. I'd bet that there's a lot of new information in the report.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (/iWhV)

388 It's woke, all the way down.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (Xrfse)

389 Let me guess: more training?

Weaksauce
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (0hOvj)

Just one slide added with a question in the self-test:

When doing an analysis you should use:

a. rigor

b. no rigor

Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (pwExq)

390 WA morons, childhood friend of mine is opening up a tap room in Port Angeles called Mighty Pine Brewing. The guy is a great brew master. They are just finishing up the the build and should be open in July.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (OgrpQ)

391 Wasn't there a female "artist" a few years ago who made some bread and beer with her own yeast?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Well, that bit of news sobered me up for life.

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (gmo/4)

392 F. B. I.

So what is it you'd say you do around here?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:40 PM (4I/2K)

393 Is there a daily or weekly meeting in all media offices where the editor tells all the reporters what they currently believe or is it more a web page that can be updated as needed? Is it hard to keep current on what the Narrative is at any one moment in time?

Posted by: JB1000 at May 15, 2023 04:40 PM (CZbO9)

394 Starting with still sweet and work towards bubbly dry (maybe, depending how still sweet hits the palate).
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert

Good plan.
Remember you might need to provide the yeast a little 'yeast food' as there are some missing 'items' in honey that yeast need to make them happy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:40 PM (fS6mE)

395 372 I've never understood why there are so many IPAs. I don't like IPAs myself, but there are so freaking many that I can't fathom it.

Yet I can barely find a porter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (DU+/6)

My theory is that the beer snobs know it's shit but they brew it and talk it up as a big troll job to see who the poseurs are. That's the only logical explanation as there isn't a single IPA that's any good.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2023 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

396 #378 I think it was a U.S. quart bottle too and not a regular 12-16oz. bottle/can.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:40 PM (Vwz3I)

397 No, I don't think this fake "transgender" singer woman is hot. I wouldn't think he was attractive if he were actually a woman. SI has had lot of gorgeous women in their swimsuit issue. He isn't one of them. Plus I think anyone is freaky who has performed with that fat Satanist, Sam whatever his name is:

https://tinyurl.com/ykk65yxm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 04:40 PM (Keyt1)

398 Wasn't there a female "artist" a few years ago who made some bread and beer with her own yeast?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (a3Q+t)
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Blech. Yeah. Sourdough.
https://is.gd/LYLzRd

The chick has since taken the original blog post down, but the articles about it are still up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:40 PM (DU+/6)

399 Not much of an IPA fan - or a porter fan. A nice Belgian Ale of some sort - now that's the ticket. Or even a very well put together kolsch.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (UVyKP)

400 #392 Good one, Count.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (Vwz3I)

401 Seems to be 1 or 2 microbreweries in Pa in every town, bet there are at least 250 in Ps

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (xhxe8)

402 The Coors family used to be big time conservative donors . Did they sell the company?

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (zq9c5)

403 Keep in mind that the NYTimes got Pulitzers for their collaborative fiction about Russia, Russia, Russia

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (RHGPo)

404 387 "appeared to show little substantial new information..." Let's say we not trust the NYT's characterization of the report, and look at it ourselves. I'd bet that there's a lot of new information in the report.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (/iWhV)

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To be fair, it's been known that the whole thing was made up at the highest levels (including Biden) in the last days of the Obama presidency with the FBI happily complicit in the whole thing for years now. We've known for years.

There's precious little Durham could have unveiled that we didn't already know.

They thing is that the NYT readership doesn't know because the NYT barely covered the real story, and they're waving everything away without seriously addressing it, leaving their readership in the dark where it prefers to stay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

405 Though, the preponderance of IPAs does seems to have fallen quite a bit over the last few years. When small brewers were blowing up in Charleston a decade ago, it was 9/10 IPAs, and a pilsner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
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Maybe the hipsters have finally moved on to something else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (DU+/6)

406 Spent a summer on my dad's cousin's dairy farm. Paris, Texas. He had a buddy who was a trucker bring him cases of Hamm's because he couldn't get it in Paris. His son, (my 1st cousin twice removed?) and I got in deep kimchee for drinking a case that July.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (ous9O)

Hamms had an interesting ad song.

It was OK when I got it in Chicago. Not sure I'd have it shipped to me thought.

Back then in Cincy there were still local brewed beers, Shoenling Little Kings Creme Ale, Burger Beer

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (asFox)

407 395 My theory is that the beer snobs know it's shit but they brew it and talk it up as a big troll job to see who the poseurs are. That's the only logical explanation as there isn't a single IPA that's any good.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2023 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

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I was under the impression that beer snobs had moved on to sours, which are literally beers that have gone bad in the process of making them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

408 Out: Beechwood aged beer

In: Gwyneth Paltrow aged beer. Now with twice the Hoo-Hah!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (4I/2K)

409 #twoweeks
#moretraining
#nocriminalintent

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (EZebt)

410 Little Johnnie Durham, learned even as a fresh, young lawyer, when billing his hours: "Don't kill the job."

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (3EmhV)

411 Yuengling Black & Tan at essentially the same price as Bud piss water.

Here's a review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXbAGg2z5r0

Posted by: H8_the_deepstate at May 15, 2023 04:43 PM (IxNHr)

412 Dems have been pretending Russia is US enemy number 1 because they put Trump in office, and they. Must. Pay.

But none of it was true. Ever.

The gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 04:43 PM (pwExq)

413 'Given the German's pertinacity for long complex/compound words, Dicke Titten leaves something to be desired.'

odorcorbal speiler = basketball player

yep, 20% more syllables

Posted by: DanMan at May 15, 2023 04:43 PM (DB6tu)

414 And that was the reason I drank Coors Light. I should keep up with these things better. The second generation always screws up a company. See Chick Fil A .

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2023 04:43 PM (zq9c5)

415 I was under the impression that beer snobs had moved on to sours, which are literally beers that have gone bad in the process of making them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
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I confess I like a sour. As long as it is actually sour!

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:43 PM (UVyKP)

416 405 Though, the preponderance of IPAs does seems to have fallen quite a bit over the last few years. When small brewers were blowing up in Charleston a decade ago, it was 9/10 IPAs, and a pilsner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
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Maybe the hipsters have finally moved on to something else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (DU+/6)

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At least based on my local breweries, it's just kind of a wider mixture with IPAs still being the biggest selection, but 3/10 instead of 9. There's usually something weird and fruity on the menu as well, like a watermelon gose or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

417 What’s the official beer of Patriot Front?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2023

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Freddie's Beer Incorporated

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (J2vNu)

418 I was under the impression that beer snobs had moved on to sours, which are literally beers that have gone bad in the process of making them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

Ever try anything from Steel Hands? Brewery in SC? Few of their things are quite good.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

419 They thing is that the NYT readership doesn't know because the NYT barely covered the real story, and they're waving everything away without seriously addressing it, leaving their readership in the dark where it prefers to stay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

Excellent point. That's just as - if not more - plausible than my theory. I'd still like to look at that doorstop of a report, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (/iWhV)

420 From what I understand, its not actually that tough to brew your own beer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)
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Easy to do - a bit more difficult to do it so that anyone would want to drink it - have a few homebrewers in the family. One has been doing it for over 20 years. It's pretty damn good.
Posted by: Black JEM

And the ones that taste like what the brewer was aiming for concentrated on good sanitation all along the way.
Homebrewed for years, 4 times in full size brewery, turned down a Brewmeister job because they didn't want to pay enough to survive (the brewery went through 6 brewers the 1st year and closed after 2 years).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (fS6mE)

421 When doing an analysis you should use:

a. rigor

b. no rigor
Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (pwExq)

When joining cabinet draweres, always use rigor mortise.

Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (rj6Yv)

422
I've never understood why there are so many IPAs. I don't like IPAs myself, but there are so freaking many that I can't fathom it.

Yet I can barely find a porter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Because you can take a mediocre but strong beer, dump a bunch of hops pellets in the mix and sell it for a premium, rather than doing the hard work of learning how to brew a proper beer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (n+4am)

423 I've never understood why there are so many IPAs. I don't like IPAs myself, but there are so freaking many that I can't fathom it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yeah, I'm with you. I suppose I could try to pull together a man-bun and try it again.

Nah. Lagers, stouts and porters for me these days. When I was a kid, yes - really, we'd drink the wheat beers starting right after dinner when in the fields. If you used your head, you could nurse a few of them all afternoon until Grammi called us in for supper. We'd go to bed around 8pm then - couldn't have been the beer. Nope.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (qoGsy)

424 415 I was under the impression that beer snobs had moved on to sours, which are literally beers that have gone bad in the process of making them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
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I confess I like a sour. As long as it is actually sour!
Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:43 PM (UVyKP)

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The way sours are made is that bacteria is intentionally introduced at one point in the process of fermentation. When done on accident, the beer is thrown out.

It's literally beer that's gone bad, by design. I don't knock anyone for liking it, but it is what it is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

425 odorcorbal speiler = basketball player

yep, 20% more syllables
Posted by: DanMan at May 15, 2023

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"Odorcorbal"? Will Pooph Spray work on that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (J2vNu)

426 This is all well and good, but when are the Morons going to rise up and go after Big Toenail Fungus?

Posted by: Freddy from Lake Frederick at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (WlIXW)

427 I'm just wondering...

What would government interference with an election and then treason look like?

Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (VP9ao)

428 @404

>>There's precious little Durham could have unveiled that we didn't already know.

It's also 4 years too late to have any impact or meaning other than as a swan song for John Durham.

Apparently he names no names, makes no recommendations for indictment nor suggests any remedies for a lawless and unbound LE apparatus.

It's a perfect CODA to this entire monstrosity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (up/3i)

429 Anchor Steam makes a perfect chocolate porter.

Lucky Lager used to make a double-bock beer. I think it was lucky lager + caramel coloring presented in a nifty can.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (7Tb4o)

430 So I see Durham released his white wash I mean report... No indictments..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2023 04:46 PM (bs+z0)

431 410 Little Johnnie Durham, learned even as a fresh, young lawyer, when billing his hours: "Don't kill the job."

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (3EmhV)

"Newsflash: Durham Russian Hoax Report contains bombshells!"

Um, well, that does a lot of good now. Turn it over to the bastards in Justice who commited the crimes so they can decide who to persecute.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2023 04:46 PM (ynpvh)

432 This proves the old adage: "When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer."

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 04:46 PM (3EmhV)

433 When doing an analysis you should use:

a. rigor

b. no rigor
Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 04:39 PM (pwExq)

When joining cabinet draweres, always use rigor mortise.
Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (rj6Yv)
***

On a hot day, a good German bier in inrigorating!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 04:46 PM (anj39)

434 It's literally beer that's gone bad, by design. I don't knock anyone for liking it, but it is what it is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023

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They used to call that "skunked" beer, didn't they? And nobody but the town drunk would touch it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:46 PM (J2vNu)

435 Funny story. Was going to a brewery in MA with my wife, SiL and BiL. We joked about what we'd see from the staff:

Neck beards
Beanies
Ironic thick rimmed glasses
Neck tats

Two steps in and our bingo cards were full.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2023 04:46 PM (KbCG3)

436 141 My 82 yo mother doesn't understand what's going on with Bud Light. Like she just can't grasp the concepts. It's just too weird.
Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 04:02 PM (pwExq)

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Just tell her they put a child molester on a can. She'll get it.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (0A5+1)

437 Those bastards stole my gusto!

Posted by: Schlitz drinker at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (FEapg)

438 Women brewers.

Yeah seems about right.

Let some old piss water rot in a barrel for a month and call it working.

It ranks right up there with working in HR.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (5K27I)

439 418 Ever try anything from Steel Hands? Brewery in SC? Few of their things are quite good.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

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Never heard of it. Looks like it's in Cayce, which is part of Columbia.

The breweries in my neck of the woods are places like Tradesmen, Two Blokes, Holy City, Palmetto, and Frothy Beard.

Frothy Beard is my favorite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

440 I was under the impression that beer snobs had moved on to sours, which are literally beers that have gone bad in the process of making them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

———-

Microbrewers only get attention by doing something different. Unfortunately most stuff that’s “different” tastes like shit.

So you end up spending $8 to $10 on something you immediately think could have been spent on something better. Always taste test beers if you can.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (cMXNt)

441 From what I understand, its not actually that tough to brew your own beer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)
==
Easy to do - a bit more difficult to do it so that anyone would want to drink it - have a few homebrewers in the family. One has been doing it for over 20 years. It's pretty damn good.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:36 PM (UVyKP)

One year in college the seniors made beer in our dorm since our "suite" of 6 guys had an extra room. They bottled it up and had a party at the end of the year, it was pretty bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (asFox)

442 Controversial documentary Cleopatra just gave Netflix their “Bud Light” wakeup call…

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (RHGPo)

443 Some pretty key info omitted from the NM mass shooting reporting:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 1h
🚨#BREAKING: Mass shooting with multiple people dead in front of a church
📌#Farmington l #NewMexico
Currently numerous law enforcements are on the scene to a Mass shooting in Farmington, New Mexico According to authorities four people have been killed outside of a church with two officers shot Surrounding buildings and schools are on lockdown Reports say the shooter is dead
https://tinyurl.com/58nwzece
[Includes video of the area.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (Vwz3I)

444 Joel used to like chocolate beer, he was big on thicker beers like Guiness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (0hOvj)

445 432 This proves the old adage: "When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer."

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 04:46 PM (3EmhV)

Will piss you up a fresh tranny batch!

Posted by: Clydesdales at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (ynpvh)

446 This proves the old adage: "When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer."
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023

***
"The big beer-drinking brotherhood of Hamm's"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:48 PM (J2vNu)

447 It's a perfect CODA to this entire monstrosity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (up/3i)
====
*sad trombone*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2023 04:48 PM (EZebt)

448 440 Microbrewers only get attention by doing something different. Unfortunately most stuff that’s “different” tastes like shit.

So you end up spending $8 to $10 on something you immediately think could have been spent on something better. Always taste test beers if you can.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2023 04:47 PM (cMXNt)

=========

I don't mind paying $8 for a solid pilsner in the right environment with my bride for a nice evening on the town.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

449 What would government interference with an election and then treason look like?

Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (VP9ao)

The road to destruction is paved with 81 million counted ballots.

Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2023 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)

450 It's a perfect CODA to this entire monstrosity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (up/3i)

———

JackStraw will find something in that report…

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2023 04:49 PM (cMXNt)

451 429 Anchor Steam makes a perfect chocolate porter.

so did most train stations 70 years ago

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 04:49 PM (us2H3)

452 ah. Lagers, stouts and porters for me these days. When I was a kid, yes - really, we'd drink the wheat beers starting right after dinner when in the fields. If you used your head, you could nurse a few of them all afternoon until Grammi called us in for supper. We'd go to bed around 8pm then - couldn't have been the beer. Nope.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 15, 2023 04:44 PM (qoGsy)

Granny probably planted the wheat beer in the fields to settle yall right down.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:49 PM (asFox)

453 When AB had ads for their Bavarian beer, "Busch Bavarian," running on TV, I was in school studying about the barbarian invasions to the Roman empire. So naturally the ads became "Butch Barbarian" to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:50 PM (J2vNu)

454 I think people are overreacting to the Miller ad.

Women complaining about too much sexiness in your advertising? Seems like a meta joke to promote how sexy your beer ads are.

Posted by: MikeN at May 15, 2023 04:50 PM (XygMV)

455 And the same amount of alcohol in both, just that the swill has a LOT more tap water and artificial CO2 in the mix.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2023 04:27 PM (n+4am)

Alcohol content is where the price is for these party/anned beverages that you ice down - 9% AC plus blends will go for $18 or $19 bucks for 4 to six cans - you can get down to 5% or 4.5% AC and then you are talking apple cider/white claw territory for chicks.

It's fine - but there is just not a lot you are getting for your money on any of this other than branding and a can of watered-down alcohol - which is convenient for a party or a BBQ on a hot day, don't get me wrong. But I like to bar tend my parties and mix my drinks when needed for guests - not necessarily Maritini's bar for hard men that want to get drunk fast - but making it nice for the ladies and gents that want a variety of cold drinks and like something of value.

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2023 04:50 PM (+Cgut)

456 I don't mind paying $8 for a solid pilsner in the right environment with my bride for a nice evening on the town.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 15, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

———

Me too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 15, 2023 04:50 PM (cMXNt)

457 Apparently he names no names, makes no recommendations for indictment nor suggests any remedies for a lawless and unbound LE apparatus.

It's a perfect CODA to this entire monstrosity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (up/3i)

Who could have predicted this?

Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 04:50 PM (pwExq)

458 Lucky Lager used to make a double-bock beer. I think it was lucky lager + caramel coloring presented in a nifty can.
Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 04:45 PM (7Tb4o)

There used to be a Lucky Lager brewery in Vancouver WA. The Chinese came in and bought it...right down to the last nut and bolt and shipped it back to China.
Far as I know, its still brewing.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 04:50 PM (anj39)

459 Shiner passes thru dozens of quality czechs every day.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:51 PM (4I/2K)

460 we know more about the evils of the FBI than we do about the WuFlu

yet we shut the whole country down for Covid

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 04:51 PM (us2H3)

461 The cheap beer I always remember was Blitz beer in shorties. Like 8 cents a tanker truck

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:51 PM (0hOvj)

462 Yuengling Light = urine
Yuengling Flight = much better

Just a humble alkie's opinion.

Posted by: weew at May 15, 2023 04:52 PM (EaEMG)

463 Belgians still make those 'spoiled' beers.
They expose the fresh wort to the winds on the area at night to get the wild yeast.
After fermentation they do a lot of 'blending' of batches to make those beers taste 'okay' to people who like Belgians beers.
I think they smell and taste like horse piss. I wouldn't judge any Belgian beers when I judged beers because I couldn't bear the smell or taste.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:52 PM (fS6mE)

464 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 27m
TAPPER: Durham report is "devastating to the FBI and to a degree, it does exonerate Donald Trump."
------
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 33m
WOW! After extensive research, Special Counsel John Durham concludes the FBI never should have launched the Trump-Russia Probe! In other words, the American Public was scammed, just as it is being scammed right now by those who don’t want to see GREATNESS for AMERICA!
https://tinyurl.com/5n6kjfb2
[Truth Social]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 04:52 PM (Vwz3I)

465 Hawkeye Vodka. Bottled in Iowa (obviously). I haven't tried the experimental vodka bacon that I heard about a few years ago.

Posted by: pookysgirl, staying close to home at May 15, 2023 04:52 PM (dtlDP)

466 Black Americans likely audited at higher rates, IRS says

.. but do they get audited more than others who claim the Child Tax Credit, one of the most abused portions of the tax code ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:52 PM (RHGPo)

467 Alcohol content is where the price is for these party/anned beverages that you ice down - 9% AC plus blends will go for $18 or $19 bucks for 4 to six cans - you can get down to 5% or 4.5% AC and then you are talking apple cider/white claw territory for chicks.

It's fine - but there is just not a lot you are getting for your money on any of this other than branding and a can of watered-down alcohol - which is convenient for a party or a BBQ on a hot day, don't get me wrong. But I like to bar tend my parties and mix my drinks when needed for guests - not necessarily Maritini's bar for hard men that want to get drunk fast - but making it nice for the ladies and gents that want a variety of cold drinks and like something of value.
Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2023 04:50 PM (+Cgut)
==
As any good home bar tender should. I do the same. I try to have a variety of beer, wine and liquor to meet the group's desires.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (UVyKP)

468 459 Shiner passes thru dozens of quality czechs every day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:51 PM (4I/2K)

there are some cracks in that theory

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (us2H3)

469 Shiner passes thru dozens of quality czechs every day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:51 PM (4I/2K)

Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (anj39)

470 @Jim_Jordan
·
Follow
We’ve reached out to the Justice Department to have Special Counsel John Durham testify next week.

ffs, useless has a particular stench to it.

Will we find out if Johnnie thought like Harry "well, it worked didn't it?" and no serious prosecutor yada, yada...

Posted by: micky at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (3byMq)

471 'When the Hamm's Bear says it's closin' time...'

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (Uv0D2)

472 My local grocery chain in the early '60s sold something called "bock" beer in small squat bottles. I don't know if they had the same amount of beer as a long neck, but the bottles were cool. What constitutes a "bock" beer, anyway?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (J2vNu)

473 Late to the thread..
I did go to the local liquor store this weekend and zero Yuengling was available.
Plenty of bud products...
I did not buy any of that.

Posted by: Inogame at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (53oGX)

474 A well done beer, of any style you may happen to like, is a thing of beauty. I'm happy to pay for the good stuff.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:54 PM (UVyKP)

475 473 Late to the thread..
I did go to the local liquor store this weekend and zero Yuengling was available.
Plenty of bud products...
I did not buy any of that.

Posted by: Inogame at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (53oGX)

What if we gave you some? Paid you to drink it? Please?...

Posted by: InBev at May 15, 2023 04:54 PM (ynpvh)

476 The self-proclaimed good Samaritan who in multiple news interviews claimed he performed CPR and helped victims in the fatal Texas mall shooting has been accused of lying and spreading misinformation. The Allen Police Department, whose officers responded to the massacre that left eight people and the gunman dead, have declared that former Army officer Steven Spainhouer is not a “credible witness” after finding inconsistencies about the stories he shared with CBS News and other outlets.

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:54 PM (RHGPo)

477 If you go to New Glarus, WI, skip Spotted Cow. Spend your money on Kid Kolsch. If you like kolsch.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (8AONa)

478 Watching Temple of the Doom. Does this Indy film ever get old?

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (ilM1x)

479 I had a draft PBR the other day in nearby pub because all they had were IPAs, which give me an instant headache. The draft was pretty good.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (qayCr)

480 34 Look, it's futile to expect corporate entities in 2023 to do anything but reflect globalist dogma. The assimilation is nearly complete.
-----
Imagine how much further along this would be if Hillary hadn't face-planted! This all was to be her legacy!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (OqSlY)

481 I think they smell and taste like horse piss. I wouldn't judge any Belgian beers when I judged beers because I couldn't bear the smell or taste.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023

***
[After a swallow of a particular beer] "I think your horse has kidney trouble."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (J2vNu)

482 I think guys are not responding well to the Miller ad for a couple reasons:

1) It features a woman pretending women were behind everything and left out of history, which men are bloody tired of (and its false)
2) Its a woman swearing and acting masculine, which men don't like
3) Its a woman complaining about hotter, sexier girls being promoted, which annoys men.
4) Its a beer ad that is not about beer, and preaching, which annoys men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (0hOvj)

483 Shiner passes thru dozens of quality czechs every day.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I'll add my kudos to those who beat me to complimenting you for that one!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:56 PM (fS6mE)

484 > Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 27m
TAPPER: Durham report is "devastating to the FBI and to a degree, it does exonerate Donald Trump."

going out on a limb here, predicting not ONE PERSON will lose their job or pay a fine or any price whatsoever

BFD

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 04:56 PM (geLO8)

485 @458

>>Who could have predicted this?

It is what it is, some people are hopeless romantics, pining for days that have ceased to exist, if they ever did, a long time ago.

This motherf***er has been on the case for over half a decade, and this is the low grade retarded sh*t he vomits out on his way out the door?

Horrible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 15, 2023 04:56 PM (up/3i)

486 478 Watching Temple of the Doom. Does this Indy film ever get old?

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (ilM1x)

Indian heart surgery is the best! Anesthesia, not so much.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2023 04:56 PM (ynpvh)

487 Does this Indy film ever get old?

That girl's screaming sure as hell does. And the repeated gross-out attempts, they get old too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:56 PM (0hOvj)

488 My local grocery chain in the early '60s sold something called "bock" beer in small squat bottles. I don't know if they had the same amount of beer as a long neck, but the bottles were cool. What constitutes a "bock" beer, anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (J2vNu)

Looked it up. "Dopple Bock" is doing it moreso:

Bock is a high alcohol content lager made using bottom-fermenting yeast in cold temperatures. Although stronger than the typical lager, most beers of this style are only moderately hopped and have a dominant malt character. Traditional bocks are brewed using Vienna and Munich malts. Small portions of roasted malts add color to the overall brew.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:56 PM (asFox)

489 Eric Adams wants to revoke NYC's 'sanctuary city' status amid massive migrant influx

.. NYC is just like Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: SMOD at May 15, 2023 04:56 PM (RHGPo)

490 >>>Makes me almost wish to go to AA.

Know how I know that you're gay?

It's the crocs and the stench of Garrett's no no square.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2023 04:57 PM (7R+co)

491 I don't mind paying $8 for a solid pilsner in the right environment with my bride for a nice evening on the town.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman

Me too.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Yeah, I'd like to go drinking with James Madison's wife, too.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 15, 2023 04:57 PM (vcOmj)

492 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 27m
TAPPER: Durham report is "devastating to the FBI and to a degree, it does exonerate Donald Trump."

going out on a limb here, predicting not ONE PERSON will lose their job or pay a fine or any price whatsoever

BFD
Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 04:56 PM (geLO

Well Durham will.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 04:57 PM (asFox)

493 458

They did ship the whole lot to china. Much of the Falstaff brewery in SF, too. In fact a whole bunch of old regional breweries got shipped off.

The guy who owns sierra nevada brewery bought a bunch of stuff from bold dairies, Falstaff and later, the failed Red Hook in Seattle.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (7Tb4o)

494 Is Elon slowly losing it?

He sent an email out saying nobody can get hired (full time or contractor) without his personal approval, at Tesla. When you own a company with 500 people, OK. When it's 30,000 people?

Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (OalnH)

495 I think they smell and taste like horse piss. I wouldn't judge any Belgian beers when I judged beers because I couldn't bear the smell or taste.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023
==

Wonderful stuff. Fin du Monde being one of the best. Just a great beer. And there was a local brewer in Indianapolis that actually did the tripel even better. Covid got them, closed, such a shame.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (UVyKP)

496 $10 says the creative team behind the Miller ad consists entirely of pole-smokers and blue-haired she/hes

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (geLO8)

497 >>>TAPPER: Durham report is "devastating to the FBI and to a degree, it does exonerate Donald Trump."

Ooh. A sternly worded letter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (7R+co)

498 [After a swallow of a particular beer] "I think your horse has kidney trouble."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I wish I had used that when I tasted someone's belgian... that would have brought the other brewers in the club to their knees!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (fS6mE)

499 My local grocery chain in the early '60s sold something called "bock" beer in small squat bottles. I don't know if they had the same amount of beer as a long neck, but the bottles were cool. What constitutes a "bock" beer, anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

It's the brown stuff at the bottom of the brewing vat.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (vcOmj)

500 I don't mind paying $8 for a solid pilsner in the right environment with my bride for a nice evening on the town.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman

Me too.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Yeah, I'd like to go drinking with James Madison's wife, too.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 15, 2023 04:57 PM (vcOmj)

And so say all of us!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (4I/2K)

501 Does this Indy film ever get old?

The roller-coaster mine ride is face-palmingly bad.

Posted by: spindrift at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (ivvNA)

502
478 Watching Temple of the Doom. Does this Indy film ever get old?

Anything made past Raiders of the Lost Ark is a crappy money-grab. Then again, I consider any Star Wars made past Empire to be apocrypha

Posted by: weew at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (EaEMG)

503 "failed to uphold their mission of strict fidelity to the law" oooh Durham, show some restraint, its so brutal!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (0hOvj)

504 482 I think guys are not responding well to the Miller ad for a couple reasons:

1) It features a woman pretending women were behind everything and left out of history, which men are bloody tired of (and its false)
2) Its a woman swearing and acting masculine, which men don't like
3) Its a woman complaining about hotter, sexier girls being promoted, which annoys men.
4) Its a beer ad that is not about beer, and preaching, which annoys men.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (0hOvj)

What man can really say he doesn't want ANOTHER woman preaching to him about what he needs to do?
Can't have too much of a good thing, right?

Posted by: Inogame at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (53oGX)

505 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom > Raiders .

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (ilM1x)

506 The guy who owns sierra nevada brewery bought a bunch of stuff from bold dairies, Falstaff and later, the failed Red Hook in Seattle.
Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023

***
The old Falstaff building still stands in mid-city New Orleans. It's conveniently across the street from the Parish Prison and the Criminal Courts Building.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (J2vNu)

507 >It's the brown stuff at the bottom of the brewing vat.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor

I thought that was Vegemite

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 05:00 PM (geLO8)

508 It's the brown stuff at the bottom of the brewing vat.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (vcOmj)

Vegemite?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2023 05:00 PM (4I/2K)

509 482 I think guys are not responding well to the Miller ad for a couple reasons:

1) It features a woman pretending women were behind everything and left out of history, which men are bloody tired of (and its false)
2) Its a woman swearing and acting masculine, which men don't like
3) Its a woman complaining about hotter, sexier girls being promoted, which annoys men.
4) Its a beer ad that is not about beer, and preaching, which annoys men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (0hOvj)

It is a variation of the "all men are lazy, clumsy, idiots" tv ad and sitcom theme.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2023 05:00 PM (AMIL/)

510 "to a degree, it does exonerate Donald Trump."

360 is a degree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 05:00 PM (0hOvj)

511

420 From what I understand, its not actually that tough to brew your own beer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)

///

As I recall, when Dave Barry started brewing his own a few years back, he liked it so much that he had to start jogging to keep off the weight

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 05:00 PM (3EmhV)

512 Is Elon slowly losing it?

He sent an email out saying nobody can get hired (full time or contractor) without his personal approval, at Tesla. When you own a company with 500 people, OK. When it's 30,000 people?
Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (OalnH)
++++
I have been through something similar at a big corporation. It happened during a downturn and the company put in place a "hiring freeze." No new hiring.

Well, managers of various stripes kept hiring anyway. Then word went out to Personnel that "hiring freeze" meant exactly what it sounded like, and that they were to deny *all* job offers made unless individual exceptions were explicitly granted by senior executives. It wasn't that the CEO had to approve all new employees, but only people at SVP or above were allowed to approve a policy override. At another company, it was your C-level exec who had to approve the override.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 05:00 PM (DU+/6)

513 503 "failed to uphold their mission of strict fidelity to the law" oooh Durham, show some restraint, its so brutal!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (0hOvj)

Well, they didn't show any fidelity to the law, much less strict. Lemme see... changing the meaning by adding the word "not"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2023 05:01 PM (ynpvh)

514 As any good home bar tender should. I do the same. I try to have a variety of beer, wine and liquor to meet the group's desires.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:53 PM (UVyKP)

Yes! I sport two little hand-held blenders, and two cocktail shakers - I bought a small bartenders handbook for mixing the tough ones - and I keep a huge variety of mixers and liquors in my bar. I crush a good portion of my ice with a small mallet ahead of time before a party and I purchase a huge variety of cut fruit ahead as well.

I just enjoy watching guests ooh and ahh over food and drink done with care. It's worth the work. I recommend it.

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2023 05:01 PM (+Cgut)

515 I thought that was Vegemite
Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 05:00 PM (geLO

---------------------

I had blocked that stuff out of memory. Damn....

Posted by: scampydog at May 15, 2023 05:01 PM (2bFN5)

516 "Women were among the first to brew beer--EVER!"
---
Okay, so it's a big mystery who made up the other part, right?

So, it's hardly that you can get "Thank women for beer" from that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (krQz2)

517 Wonderful stuff. Fin du Monde being one of the best. Just a great beer. And there was a local brewer in Indianapolis that actually did the tripel even better. Covid got them, closed, such a shame.
Posted by: Black JEM

Agree but the exceptions prove the rule.
I've brewed a Belgian Trippel it was 11%: correct to style.
It didn't last long in the 5 gal corny.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (fS6mE)

518 An unpopular opinion here, but Anheuser Busch going tranny is many orders of magnitude worse than Miller courting women. I can see the joke they're trying to make here and while it is woke, I can also see the appeal to a large segment of women. Goes without saying they'd be better off without any of it.

By contrast, Anheuser Busch was trying to appeal to the most toxic, horrible group of people in this country. A group that's trying to normalize pedophilia, the mutilation of children and the violation of teenage girls' privacy.

Posted by: Trich at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (7wCmd)

519 You should check out the old Molson "I Am A Canadian" ad series. "I believe the beaver is a noble animal." Lot of American love in that series.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (WpjNg)

520 Durham Report confirms that the FBI was careless with their cigarette butts in the smoking areas, and were delinquent in reporting when the office was running low on staples and paper clips

Posted by: DB - ask your bartender if vodka is right for you at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (geLO8)

521 505 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom > Raiders .

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (ilM1x)

:::considers adding Prometheus, decides not to bring Prometheus into thread:::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

522 Wolfus Aurelius, wasn't there a Jax brewery in New Orleans too?

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (Uv0D2)

523 I like me Shiner.

Really, all this girlz power and tuff womyn stuff is so tiring.

So what. You have a vagina. It is not an accomplishment.

Now, maybe is you had a few kids with it, I would be impressed.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (6Tc2R)

524 Anything made past Raiders of the Lost Ark is a crappy money-grab.

II was a drop off, but Last Crusade was amazing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (0hOvj)

525 Short summary of Durham.

Yeah, they did break a few age old norms, and since Obama was directly involved and in fact is responsible for the first hostile transfer of power and violated his oath of office in so doing and should face more prison time than Nixon was ever even threatened with, we can at least say we understand why Trump was a bit peeved.

We're sorry, now, we have found another magazine editor you made cry in 1987 and are here to serve you.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 05:03 PM (UVyKP)

526 This Miller example underlines the point that we must financially wreck these woke companies ONE AT A TIME. First, concentrate on punishing A-B, then move on to the next target. As we know, 90% of these companies - mostly under a few global conglomerates - are woke. If we react to all the stupid wokism at the same time, the backlash will turn into backwash.

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 15, 2023 05:03 PM (uH1aC)

527 You should check out the old Molson "I Am A Canadian" ad series. "I believe the beaver is a noble animal." Lot of American love in that series.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (WpjNg)

Whatever happened to selling stuff with T&A. Let's do that again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2023 05:03 PM (7R+co)

528 [After a swallow of a particular beer] "I think your horse has kidney trouble."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I wish I had used that when I tasted someone's belgian... that would have brought the other brewers in the club to their knees!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023

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I wish I could take full credit for it, but I know I read it in a book or saw it in a movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 05:03 PM (J2vNu)

529 503 "failed to uphold their mission of strict fidelity to the law" oooh Durham, show some restraint, its so brutal!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (0hOvj)

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Harsh, dude. It took how long to reach thst conclusion???

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 05:03 PM (3EmhV)

530 An unpopular opinion here, but Anheuser Busch going tranny is many orders of magnitude worse than Miller courting women. I can see the joke they're trying to make here and while it is woke, I can also see the appeal to a large segment of women. Goes without saying they'd be better off without any of it. ...
Posted by: Trich at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (7wCmd)
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That's not that unpopular. Scroll up and you'll see plenty of that sentiment.

Eye-roll feminist bullshit isn't repellent. Trans stuff is. It's repulsive rather than merely very annoying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 05:03 PM (DU+/6)

531 Durham Report has a special exhibit of agent-expensed Khaki pants purchases.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (JtGov)

532 Anything made past Raiders of the Lost Ark is a crappy money-grab.

We got the PG-13 rating thanks to Temple of Doom.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (OgrpQ)

533 Wolfus. Bock. The guy upthread posted the definition.

It's also meant to mean 'goat kick' in that its more alcoholic than ordinary pils.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (7Tb4o)

534 Harsh, dude. It took how long to reach thst conclusion???
Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 05:03 PM (3EmhV)

4 years and multi million dollars

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (bs+z0)

535 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 04:55 PM (0hOvj)

I think "older" men (40 and above) might object to women cursing and acting masculine in public, but since I used to walk around the local track at the high school and college I would hear a lot of young women cursing up a storm.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (Keyt1)

536 TAPPER: Durham report is "devastating to the FBI and to a degree, it does exonerate Donald Trump."

The report says none of it was true, but it exonerates Trump "to a degree."

Types. Deletes.

Posted by: blaster at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (pwExq)

537 Now, maybe is you had a few kids with it, I would be impressed.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (6Tc2R)

Or waxed a car. Or built a dog house. Show some ingenuity for pity's sake.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (7R+co)

538 516 "Women were among the first to brew beer--EVER!"
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Okay, so it's a big mystery who made up the other part, right?

So, it's hardly that you can get "Thank women for beer" from that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2023 05:02 PM (krQz2)

Do yeast infections count?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (ynpvh)

539 Anheuser Busch going tranny is many orders of magnitude worse than Miller courting women

I think pretty much everyone agrees, and its probably even A-B that is promoting this sudden revelation about an ad that ran months ago. But still not good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 05:04 PM (0hOvj)

540 I think they smell and taste like horse piss. I wouldn't judge any Belgian beers when I judged beers because I couldn't bear the smell or taste.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2023
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Wonderful stuff. Fin du Monde being one of the best. Just a great beer. And there was a local brewer in Indianapolis that actually did the tripel even better. Covid got them, closed, such a shame.
Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (UVyKP)

I like those too, but I will say that some of Lambic beers can get pretty distant from the normal beer taste, and tend to be stronger.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 05:05 PM (asFox)

541 I'm sure Ace is warming up the flaming skull for the Durham report.

*spits*

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 05:05 PM (3EmhV)

542 Wolfus Aurelius, wasn't there a Jax brewery in New Orleans too?
Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2023

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There was, and I grew up only a few blocks away. It was right on the river side of Jackson Square in the French Quarter. When the brewery was sold or went out of business, the 3-story building was converted into a shopping center, primarily for tourists, I guess. I can still recall the smell of the hops when we'd walk that way on a quiet evening -- the scent of the Coors brewery in Golden, CO, is the same.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 05:06 PM (J2vNu)

543 I used to walk around the local track at the high school and college I would hear a lot of young women cursing up a storm.

Women have been swearing as much as guys (or more) for like 50 years now. But this isn't even reasonable in context and feels contrived and forced. And come on, kids watch this, maybe lay off the profanity?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 05:06 PM (0hOvj)

544 You should check out the old Molson "I Am A Canadian" ad series. "I believe the beaver is a noble animal." Lot of American love in that series.
Posted by: Mr. Barky

Hey, the Great White North is the best, you hoser.
And hey, we love our beavers, eh?

Take off!

Posted by: Doug McKenzie, eh? at May 15, 2023 05:06 PM (vcOmj)

545 NOOD Durham.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2023 05:06 PM (ynpvh)

546 Yes! I sport two little hand-held blenders, and two cocktail shakers - I bought a small bartenders handbook for mixing the tough ones - and I keep a huge variety of mixers and liquors in my bar. I crush a good portion of my ice with a small mallet ahead of time before a party and I purchase a huge variety of cut fruit ahead as well.

I just enjoy watching guests ooh and ahh over food and drink done with care. It's worth the work. I recommend it.
Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2023 05:01 PM (+Cgut)
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Nice - I need the ice smashing bag. I make up fresh squeezed lemon and lime juice and have gotten so crazy I make up multiple levels of simple syrup. Then my family says the multiple built in draft lines are a bit over the top, but they enjoy what comes out of them.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 15, 2023 05:07 PM (UVyKP)

547 "Lack of rigor" is the type of thing you could write into a mob movie, which said by an underling would send the boss into a psychopathic rage, beating his head to a pulp with a claw hammer.

Posted by: Zek at May 15, 2023 05:07 PM (5FPX4)

548 Wolfus. Bock. The guy upthread posted the definition.

It's also meant to mean 'goat kick' in that its more alcoholic than ordinary pils.
Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023

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My memory may be faulty, but I think there was a goat head depicted on the label! Or maybe in the TV ads.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 05:07 PM (J2vNu)

549 >>> 512 Is Elon slowly losing it?

He sent an email out saying nobody can get hired (full time or contractor) without his personal approval, at Tesla. When you own a company with 500 people, OK. When it's 30,000 people?
Posted by: Montec at May 15, 2023 04:58 PM (OalnH)
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I have been through something similar at a big corporation. It happened during a downturn and the company put in place a "hiring freeze." No new hiring.

Well, managers of various stripes kept hiring anyway. Then word went out to Personnel that "hiring freeze" meant exactly what it sounded like, and that they were to deny *all* job offers made unless individual exceptions were explicitly granted by senior executives. It wasn't that the CEO had to approve all new employees, but only people at SVP or above were allowed to approve a policy override. At another company, it was your C-level exec who had to approve the override.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2023 05:00 PM (DU+/6)

I can't recall a hiring freeze being ignored at any place I've worked. I'd think if we weren't living in Clown World, that would result in those managers being un-hired.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2023 05:08 PM (llON8)

550 505 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom > Raiders .

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 15, 2023 04:59 PM (ilM1x)

Oh hell no. I wanted to carve up the "love interest" in that one with a scimitar myself. Karen Allen was much much better.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 05:08 PM (asFox)

551 Durham nood

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 15, 2023 05:08 PM (Vwz3I)

552 This Miller example underlines the point that we must financially wreck these woke companies ONE AT A TIME. First, concentrate on punishing A-B, then move on to the next target.

Why? I am perfectly capable of not buying Budweiser whilst simultaneously — and at the same time! — not buying Miller.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2023 05:09 PM (nfrXX)

553 Wolfus. Bock. The guy upthread posted the definition.

It's also meant to mean 'goat kick' in that its more alcoholic than ordinary pils.
Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023

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My memory may be faulty, but I think there was a goat head depicted on the label! Or maybe in the TV ads.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 05:07 PM (J2vNu)

A dopplebock I used to get had a small plastic goat figure draped around the neck of the bottle. I just called in goat beer.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023 05:09 PM (asFox)

554 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2023 05:06 PM (0hOvj)

I'll take your word for it, cause I didn't watch it. The description sounds unappealing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2023 05:10 PM (Keyt1)

555 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom > Raiders .

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 15, 2023
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Oh hell no. I wanted to carve up the "love interest" in that one with a scimitar myself. Karen Allen was much much better.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 15, 2023

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Ah, but Kate Capshaw had the finer hind paws.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 15, 2023 05:10 PM (J2vNu)

556 I can understand why Durham phoned it in. Why bother, especially after the Clinesmith trial, to indict individuals and then have them tried in a DC Court in front of a DC jury. The FBI might pay attenion to details if their agents were indicted and tried in Cody, Wyoming.

Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2023 05:11 PM (rj6Yv)

557 I'm sure Ace is warming up the flaming skull for the Durham report.

I don't give half a shit about it, personally. His job was to slow-walk that shit and run out the clock. Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.

Every jackass what said any of his timewasting was worthwhile can fuck right the hell off.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at May 15, 2023 05:12 PM (OUMaO)

558 We got the PG-13 rating thanks to Temple of Doom.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

I was very young and remember this to be true. Appreciate the good wholesome memory recall.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at May 15, 2023 05:13 PM (ilM1x)

559 On a UK vacation many years ago, discovered English Bitter (a type not a brand). Oh, so tasty!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 15, 2023 05:13 PM (OqSlY)

560 Wolfus. I'm pretty sure the Lucky lager doublebock had a green-colored billygoat head on the can label. And no doubt other brands did the same.

Posted by: 13times at May 15, 2023 05:14 PM (7Tb4o)

561
I don't give half a shit about it, personally. His job was to slow-walk that shit and run out the clock. Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at May 15, 2023 05:12 PM (OUMaO

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You got that right.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at May 15, 2023 05:21 PM (3EmhV)

562 That wonderful organization WHO (UN) came out last week that all spirits/beer, etc should be banned all over the world.
Try and tell an Irish pub drinker that to his face. But its the UN, what would you expect from them and their secret wine cellar full of fine wines. And the best whiskeys money can buy.

Posted by: Colin at May 15, 2023 05:40 PM (79jRz)

563 Just another data point to confirm we've had single party rule for about 15 years. And now that the justice system is completely dismantled, the next step is to make opposition completely illegal. And we're getting pretty close.

Posted by: Sir Francis Galton at May 15, 2023 06:09 PM (8RnJ/)

564 I stopped drinking Miller products waaaaaay back when MGD sponsored a beer garden at the Folsom Street Fair and then lied about it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 15, 2023 06:16 PM (Qt4kF)

565 PaleRider at May 15, 2023 03:56 PM (3cGpq):

May I suggest RED LEG BREWERY out of Colorado Springs? Red Leg is the nickname for field artillery [branch colors on their uniform pants] and it is owned by veterans. Their master brewer has won several "First Place" awards at the Great American Brewfest and just recently won a "First Place" at the World Beer Cup.

Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at May 15, 2023 07:52 PM (Inzx2)

566 We have to focus on Bud Light / Anheuser Busch.

If we spread our boycott out to much, we won't be able to maintain it.

Kill Bud Light first, then focus on the others.

But kill Bud Light dead.

Posted by: EFG at May 15, 2023 07:52 PM (Ae67h)

567 I watched the Miller ad - it sucks. It thinks it is being funny...somehow. "Well grind up these old ads for Miller you all have been saving and make worm food out of it."

Okay - nobody is saving your stupid advertising.
And if they ere, they are not giving it to you.
And women in bikinis...sorry, what's the problem there?
Oh, and now women invented brewing, and if you think that is malarkey, get in line.

It's not as aggressively offensive as the Bud Light stuff...but just oh so precious and pleased with itself.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at May 15, 2023 09:19 PM (+DS2f)

568 Were all the monks who brewed beer actually Transgender Men (biological women)?
Well, they did all wear dresses....

As to the "Women were the ones doing the brewing..." bit....
Of course women were doing the brewing. Because men were growing the hops and barley, chopping down the trees to make barrels, mining the metals out of the earth to make mash pots and mugs for drinking....

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2023 09:25 PM (Gs5rd)

569 I will attest to the Coors is for smugglers. We helped my uncle smuggle it all the time to Florida when I was a kid. And he did it in his Navy fighter, no less.

Posted by: GWB at May 15, 2023 09:27 PM (Gs5rd)

570 Yuengling is great!

And, the company got "boycotted" by the Left, just a few years back, for supporting Trump.

Posted by: Arradin at May 16, 2023 04:04 AM (5kvQv)

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