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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 09:30 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2023 09:30 AM (uNylN)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 09:31 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tuna at March 09, 2023 09:31 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Tuna at March 09, 2023 09:31 AM (gLRfa)
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*shits on a canvas, sells it for millions of dollars*
-Jackson Pollock
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (TiGPW)
like 'Phil Rembrandt' or something
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (geLO8)
"The Night Watch"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwFYy_Th7BA
A Musical Accompaniment By King Crimson For Today's Art
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (loOmN)
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (YRKRp)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 09:32 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
It was his admission of his lquerboyloving + status. In his minds he's reaching for the guys crotch.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Some Guy at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (hTWNl)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Amber Heard at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (DSB5h)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Some Guy at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (hTWNl)
Doesn't measure up, you're saying?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (skAOD)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (SYMHJ)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (8UdEf)
"Lets go fuck shit up! Shall we?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (TiGPW)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:35 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Mae West at March 09, 2023 09:35 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 09:35 AM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 09:35 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (YIVH2)
********
Couldn’t find a babysitter.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 09:35 AM (YRKRp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (DSB5h)
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Painted by black Africans and stolen by them Dutch homos!
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at March 09, 2023 09:36 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Sir Lance The Lot at March 09, 2023 09:36 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 09, 2023 09:36 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Some Guy at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (hTWNl)
Doesn't measure up, you're saying?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (Angsy)
So you're saying she came up short? You ableist you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (hOUT3)
What an interesting painting that would be.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (S7TWn)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (DSB5h)
Posted by: Kris at March 09, 2023 09:38 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 09:38 AM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (hOUT3)
Sheesh, it was just a little joke.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 09:38 AM (Angsy)
"Hast thou ever seen such a concatenation of fools?"
"Never, my lord; nor shall I ever again, I'll warrant."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Some Guy at March 09, 2023 09:38 AM (hTWNl)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Flouncier than Elton John's hairdresser.
Posted by: Paul Lynde at March 09, 2023 09:38 AM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:38 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (Qzn2/)
...and no supervisors.
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 09:39 AM (AwYPR)
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I don't know about this one but the Rembrandt Committee has been getting off on downgrading works to "school of" for a long time.
There was a NOVA show about it called "The Case of the Disappearing Rembrandts", or similar.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at March 09, 2023 09:39 AM (JCZqz)
Bring Me My Red Shirt! - your daily limerick
In Amsterdam, late one night in June
The Captain of the Guard told his platoon
"If we get into a scuffle
Don't wrinkle up your ruffle
And don't soil your white pantaloons!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 09:39 AM (ykeLU)
Mrs. JTB saw it for real in Amsterdam. It is huge, 12 x 14.5 feet. She says it takes your breath away.
Posted by: JTB at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (DSB5h)
-Jackson Pollock
Hey! That's MY schtick, motherfucker!
Posted by: Jeff Koons at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Some Guy at March 09, 2023
***
The Shriners and their aid campaigns were quite a ways in the future.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Some Guy at March 09, 2023 09:33 AM (hTWNl)
Doesn't measure up, you're saying?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (Angsy)
So you're saying she came up short? You ableist you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
The canal water was cold 🥶!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM (DSB5h)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:37 AM (DSB5h)
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Pfff. Cyrano ran off a hundred goons at the Porte de Nesle, he could take these pansies.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM (w/RvR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 09:42 AM (YRKRp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM (Qzn2/)
Are they in Wisconsin?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Top hat dude in the background is clearly Dayman.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 09, 2023 09:42 AM (8UdEf)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 09:42 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Art Critic at March 09, 2023 09:43 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM (OgrpQ)
That seems to indicate "school of" being correct. You wouldn't expect Remmy to paint the whole thing, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 09:43 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 09:43 AM (E+05M)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:34 AM (DSB5h)
Supposedly it was too big to have been painted in his studio, but that's pretty much the only data that suggest he didn't paint it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)
-Jackson Pollock
Hey! That's MY schtick, motherfucker!
Posted by: Jeff Koons at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (AW0uW)
Dude, really?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 09, 2023 09:43 AM (2Hvl3)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:44 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Does the Night Watch get a piano accompaniment?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:45 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 09:45 AM (SEDrX)
Maybe it’s a ghost dog,
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 09:45 AM (YRKRp)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:45 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Kris at March 09, 2023 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
"Discarded Album Cover For The Beatles' "Captain Heinrich's Drunken Night Watch Band"
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 09:45 AM (L1tQx)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Art Critic at March 09, 2023 09:43 AM (PiwSw)
Big Canvas controlled the Painters' Guilds.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2023 09:45 AM (BTgKJ)
https://tinyurl.com/mwx8x3a3
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Some Guy at March 09, 2023 09:46 AM (hTWNl)
Posted by: Snooty Critic at March 09, 2023 09:46 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Lola at March 09, 2023 09:46 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: zombie Captain Frans Banning Cocq at March 09, 2023 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Timothy Leary at March 09, 2023 09:46 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:47 AM (DSB5h)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2023 09:47 AM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:47 AM (DSB5h)
She likes the Dutch Door action
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2023 09:47 AM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 09:48 AM (tkR6S)
They had paid for the 17th Century equivalent of a velvet painting, and they were pissed off that Rembrandt gave them an incredible piece of great art instead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 09:48 AM (r46W7)
I hate to say that but death is the only way to get rid of these evil beings that are destroying our nation.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 09:48 AM (PrglK)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:48 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2023 09:48 AM (Mrjew)
Damn that Patriarchy is good! I'm so glad I joined.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: red speck at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (gS3OW)
Officers and other civic guardsmen of District II in Amsterdam, under the command of Captain Frans Banninck Cocq and Lieutenant Willem van Ruytenburch, known as ‘The Night Watch’
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (S7TWn)
-Jackson Pollock
Hey! That's MY schtick, motherfucker!
Posted by: Jeff Koons at March 09, 2023 09:40 AM (AW0uW)
Dude, really?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 09, 2023 09:43 AM (2Hvl3)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Amber Heard at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Somebody has to say it at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (geLO8)
********
Nope.
Clowns to the left, jokers to the right.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (ykeLU)
Officieren en andere schutters van wijk II in Amsterdam onder leiding van kapitein Frans Banninck Cocq en luitenant Willem van Ruytenburch, sinds het einde van de 18de eeuw bekend als ‘De Nachtwacht’. Schutters van de Kloveniersdoelen uit een poort naar buiten tredend. Op een schild aangebracht naast de poort staan de namen van de afgebeelde personen: Frans Banning Cocq, heer van purmerlant en Ilpendam, Capiteijn Willem van Ruijtenburch van Vlaerdingen, heer van Vlaerdingen, Lu[ij]tenant, Jan Visscher Cornelisen Vaendrich, Rombout Kemp Sergeant, Reijnier Engelen Sergeant, Barent Harmansen, Jan Adriaensen Keyser, Elbert Willemsen, Jan Clasen Leydeckers, Jan Ockersen, Jan Pietersen bronchorst, Harman Iacobsen wormskerck, Jacob Dircksen de Roy, Jan vander heede, Walich Schellingwou, Jan brugman, Claes van Cruysbergen, Paulus Schoonhoven. De schutters zijn gewapend met onder anderen pieken, musketten en hellebaarden. Rechts de tamboer met een grote trommel. Tussen de soldaten links staat een meisje met een dode kip om haar middel, rechts een blaffende hond. Linksboven de vaandrig met de uitgestoken vaandel.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (op51R)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 09:48 AM (r46W7)
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It's a little-known fact that in the first drafts of the piece all of the characters were sad clowns and dogs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (wagHN)
I hate to say that but death is the only way to get rid of these evil beings that are destroying our nation.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 09:48 AM (PrglK)
********
Unfortunately, Kentucky governor is a Democrat and will replace with a Democrat.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (YRKRp)
It's part of the whole Long March to degrade the accomplishments of white men, or at least claim you've found proof they're ghey.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 09:51 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Camp follower ladies sing this song,
Do dah, do dah
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 09:51 AM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Inogame at March 09, 2023 09:51 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:51 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM (geLO
———
Fuck off
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 09:51 AM (PrglK)
The guy at the center in the white clothing has a passing resemblance to Vegas Elvis.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 09:51 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 09, 2023 09:51 AM (Mrjew)
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Dang. His name's longer than my job title.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 09:52 AM (ykeLU)
Officieren en andere schutters van wijk II in Amsterdam onder leiding van kapitein Frans Banninck Cocq en luitenant Willem van Ruytenburch, sinds het einde van de 18de eeuw bekend als ‘De Nachtwacht’. Schutters van de Kloveniersdoelen uit een poort naar buiten tredend. Op een schild aangebracht naast de poort staan de namen van de afgebeelde personen: Frans Banning Cocq, heer van purmerlant en ....Barent Harmansen, Jan Adriaensen Keyser, Elbert Willemsen, Jan Clasen Leydeckers, Jan Ockersen, Jan Pietersen bronchorst, Harman Iacobsen wormskerck, Jacob Dircksen de Roy, Jan vander heede, Walich Schellingwou, Jan brugman, Claes van Cruysbergen, Paulus Schoonhoven. De schutters zijn gewapend met onder anderen pieken, musketten en hellebaarden. Rechts de tamboer met een grote trommel. Tussen de soldaten links staat een meisje met een dode kip om haar middel, rechts een blaffende hond. Linksboven de vaandrig met de uitgestoken vaandel.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (BRHaw)
Are you taking dictation from John Fetterman again?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 09:52 AM (L1tQx)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (YRKRp)
——-
I’m OK with the turnover.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 09:52 AM (PrglK)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2023 09:52 AM (gd2VT)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 09, 2023 09:52 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 09, 2023 09:51 AM (Mrjew)
It's just a bunch of drunk locals playing dress-up at a barn just outside of town.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (Mrjew)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (eOEVl)
https://tinyurl.com/5h5xh7zd
Posted by: zombie Captain Frans Banning Cocq at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2023 09:52 AM (gd2VT)
Hey chef!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (skAOD)
Posted by: Amsterdam Amalgamated Union of Hatmakers Guild at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
I watched it too. Let's see if Tucker airs it.
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (wagHN)
I think what we saw was cell phone video that the govt didn't control. The govt claims there is no camera there, but it was at an entry point and that where security people always put cameras, so I don't believe them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (YRKRp)
========
I thought this crowd was more informed than normal.
This is not how it would work in KY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 09:54 AM (DSB5h)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (BRHaw)
Are you taking dictation from John Fetterman again?
Posted by: naturalfake
Quick! Someone whack rhennigantx! He's stuck in a loop!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 09:54 AM (SEDrX)
I enjoyed that al-Guardian piece the other day crying that Biden and Buttgigger fucked up East Palestine so badly that it made Trump look Presidential.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 09:54 AM (ZGrMX)
Together they make the panel appear almost 3 dimensional as your eyes (and brain) take two similarly lit and colored figures and try to resolve them from a flat panel into our 3 dimensional world.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:54 AM (BRHaw)
I used to smoke the odd cigar and pipes, but had to quit because I like breathing. I miss them.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 09:55 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: zombie Captain Frans Banning Cocq at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (Vwz3I)
Nope. Can't read the Guardian without wanting to punch a hippy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 09:55 AM (Y5qcH)
This is not how it would work in KY.
No? How would it work? (actual question)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 09:55 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: David French at March 09, 2023 09:56 AM (2Hvl3)
Posted by: the Dutch horde at March 09, 2023 09:56 AM (kFCpM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 09:56 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (wagHN)
I think what we saw was cell phone video that the govt didn't control. The govt claims there is no camera there, but it was at an entry point and that where security people always put cameras, so I don't believe them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 09:53 AM (Y5qcH)
Here is the best video I have seen:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9yem4m
Notice thats riot police draggin away her dead body
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 09:56 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Voight-Kampff Test at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (bW8dp)
This is not how it would work in KY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It's not slick enough for KY.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (SEDrX)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (4og8o)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 09:50 AM (wagHN)
I've seen it. Shortly after j6 it was on youtube. She was getting her head through the window and the sniveling cop with great fear in his eyes came out from a side door, pulled his gun, and shot. He was in a state of pure panic. The video was, of course, removed. RIP Ashli.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2023 09:49 AM
Not even for the codpieces?
Posted by: Some Guy at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (hTWNl)
"Well, okay. You can use the name "Dutch Masters" but only if you make the cheapest, most foul smelling cigars humanly possible.
I mean worse than the Donkey Shit Cigars from Mexico.
We got a deal?"
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (Qzn2/)
This is not how it would work in KY.
No? How would it work? (actual question)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 09:55 AM (eOEVl)
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A law was passed in KY a couple of years ago that dictated that the KY governor had to replace an open Senate seat with a member of the party of the person who last occupied the seat. The party's representatives in the legislature will offer up a list of three names that the KY governor would have to choose from.
This was a story discussed on the blog a couple of years ago. It became a thing because McConnell reportedly helped it through the process in the state, igniting rumors that he was either dying or going to retire. It was a thing for, like, a week. And then everyone forgets about it with the newest news cycle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
More like "The Fop Sweep"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 09:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 09, 2023 09:58 AM (2Hvl3)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2023 09:58 AM (S7TWn)
Capitol Police Chief Tom Manger "...conveniently cherry-picked from the calmer moments of our 41,000 hours of video. The commentary fails to provide context about the chaos and violence that happened before or during these less tense moments,”
"I want to associate myself entirely with the opinion of the chief and the Capitol Police about what happened on January 6," McConnell said as he held up a copy of the letter. "It was a mistake, in my view, for Fox News to depict this in a way that’s completely at variance with what our chief law enforcement official here at the Capitol thinks.”
Sen. Mitt Romney, R-Utah, said it’s “really sad to see Tucker Carlson go off the rails like that,” saying that he’s “joining a range of shock jocks that are disappointing America and feeding falsehoods.”
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 09, 2023 09:58 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 09:58 AM (E+05M)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Capiteijn Willem van Ruijtenburch van Vlaerdingenheimerschmidt
Da da da da da da da
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 09:59 AM (ykeLU)
Heck, if I were still doing hiring, I wouldn't overlook them at all. I'd go out of my way to make sure they went straight into the trash.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 09:59 AM (bW8dp)
Linksboven de vaandrig met de uitgestoken vaandel.
Posted by: rhennigantx
Oblig.:
https://youtu.be/HbvYeLxMKN8
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2023 09:59 AM (S7TWn)
Posted by: dutch horde at March 09, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)
Hillary's been doing that for years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023
***
The local apothecary, the Wohlgroen's, had to close because of shoplifting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (DSB5h)
This is not how it would work in KY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
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Even if it was a Dem replacement it’d be worth it considering the Repubs are already in the minority. A loss of the McConnell is much preferable.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (PrglK)
Tucker presents the "New and Improved Big Lie".
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
That sure sounds like you do not trust your betters comrade, am I right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (AW0uW)
Since the KY governor is a Dem, he'll provide a list of Mitt Romney, Adam Kinzinger, and Liz Cheney.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 09:59 AM (bW8dp)
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The resumes I've received for attorney positions go directly to the garbage can if they have any mention of pronouns at all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2023 09:41 AM
Saw this one at the Reijksmuseeum (or however the Dutch spell it) It is, indeed, huge.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (bW8dp)
People just accept that ridiculous number and repeat it without thinking.
For a 4 hour event, that is over 10,000 cameras. There is not 10,000 cameras in the Capitol. Only an idiot would believe that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (4og8o)
Posted by: Sharkman
Not even for the codpieces?
Posted by: Some Guy
The disclaimer was an attempted subtle reference to cod pieces. It may not have been subtle enough.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (S7TWn)
BBD had the most important dating advice ever offered in music: "never trust a big butt and a smile".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:02 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 10:02 AM (SYMHJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
\
Dude, shred first, then into the trash!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:02 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (eOEVl)
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Pretty much.
Except it'll be the Republican legislature offering up the names that the KY governor will have to choose from.
So, it'll be three McConnell lackeys in the KY GOP machine. They'll just be backbenchers instead of leader, so, an improvement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Since the KY governor is a Dem, he'll provide a list of Mitt Romney, Adam Kinzinger, and Liz Cheney.
Dang, misread it because it seemed like a juicy snark opportunity. Hopefully, there are 3 reasonable conservatives left in KY.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 10:02 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (DSB5h)
Probably sources the material from the foreskins of circumcised babies.
He has to be really careful when his ChiCom honey rubs his neck, lest his head pop off.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM (bW8dp)
Did they invent the electric guitar or something.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM (PrrmQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM
Did some resume screening the other day. The ones whose resumes screamed leftwing/gay/trans/illegal immigrant activist, did not get fruit cup.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM (AWe4j)
Hillary's been doing that for years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:00 AM (r46W7)
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I think they use aborted baby blood.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (PrglK)
These people thrive forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM (LvTSG)
Like toenail fungus.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (AiZBA)
My main concern is that Garland upholds the rule of law and tosses that POS Trump in jail where he belongs. To hell with Tucker and his attempt at white washing this nightmare. We all know what we saw!
I am beginning to wonder if Tucker's days are not numbered the way they got rid of him at CNN when Jon Stewart exposed them as hurting the country.
Mitch and ALL the other Republican Senators had their chances, TWICE, to stop the out of control, Treasonous Corruption, and every last Republican Senator voted to find him not guilty and impeach him. You Republicans are all 100% behind DeSantis, who is, in many ways, much worse than Trump, if that is even possible.
I hope they read chapters about the infamous Night of the Long Knives. On second thought, I don't really care. They didn't vote to Remove the criminal fascist the first time.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz)
And who wants to see Meg Rapinoe model lingerie anyway?
https://tinyurl.com/4h2hs85u
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (YGliX)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (wagHN)
Don't anger the wife. If anyone could control transportation, it's her. She'll have port shipments backed up to Asia, again, forever.
Posted by: Lola at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:02 AM (hOUT3)
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Yes. We have to work smarter.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz)
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The hopium is strong with him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)
These people thrive forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM (LvTSG)
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It just seems like...wait, what was I saying?
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at March 09, 2023 10:05 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: the Dutch horde at March 09, 2023 10:05 AM (kFCpM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Sorry to hear that!
Seriously, I hope it turns out to be a non-issue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:05 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:05 AM (geLO8)
It is a very large painting, 12 feet by 14 feet. There were numerous paintings of this type there. Simply amazing.
I will always remember walking around admiring all the art in this museum while I was listening to The Marshall Tucker Band on my Ipod.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 09, 2023 10:05 AM (4q/mG)
*******
Of the Ruykensdorf unter dem Brückens Leydeckers?
I think I went to high school with him.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:05 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (E+05M)
Who knew that Jim Lowe, of 1956s "Green Door" fame, covered it?
https://tinyurl.com/4kw4s999
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Strom Thurmond at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM
Fun, fun, fun. Colonoscopy next week. On St. Patrick's Day, no less. Let the jokes commence....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM
We believe it!
Posted by: Millions of Dem and LIV voters influenced by leftwing social media control at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (JCZqz)
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E = MC^2 + DEI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (FVME7)
Description
Posted by: rhennigantx
That was so ... kind of you to use up all of today's allotment of aas oos, ijs, js, and ijks
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
something about getting the snakes out...
I got nuthin
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (ykeLU)
Nope...against the rules. And hoping for the death of McConnell is a bit inflammatory.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (XIJ/X)
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Leprechauns hide shit everywhere.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (4og8o)
The supermodels they used to use were .005% of the population in genetic beauty.
We could all pretend ladies would sort of, kind of, look like that (or feel like that) when the overpriced underwear was purchased.
As I said, fantasy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (DcKNO)
https://tinyurl.com/4h2hs85u
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (YGliX)
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Hot!
Posted by: Rachel Madcow at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (kFCpM)
Mitch is older than Moses; a fall like this may indeed do him in.
Should it happen, it's no cause for celebration. If the machine he helped build will keep spinning and cucking right along. If I thought his death would change the state of play in this freakshow of a government, I might be having some pretty uncharitable thoughts about his continued health right now. But it wouldn't, so I just don't care. Alive or dead, it's all the same to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (oINRc)
*******
Of the Ruykensdorf unter dem Brückens Leydeckers?
I think I went to high school with him.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023
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Don't forget Waldo Lydecker. His branch of the family spelled the name differently.
Posted by: Laura at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (J2vNu)
Which in comparison to the Afghanistan surrender, East Palestine is textbook statesmanship
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (39D9K)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (OjHyA)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
Adrenochrome!
The reason the Planned Murder Parenthood operation must thrive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (hOUT3)
******
I thought Riks was in Casablanca...
Posted by: Muldoon
Why would a gin joint have fancy paintings?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (SEDrX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 10:03 AM
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Be sure to let the Horde know if its a boy or a girl.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM
Thus the prep.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (Wnv9h)
Needs more "Yakkity Sax"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (pNxlR)
I was at a mall recently and all of the model shots Victoria's Secret had up were of fat women. I can't imagine why their sales are in a downward spiral.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (NwipE)
I thought Riks was in Casablanca...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023
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I came there for the waters. Turns out I was misinformed.
Posted by: Rick at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
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Trust the narrative as curated by experts. As we all have learned especially over the last 3 years, the experts are unbiased, uncorruptable, infallable, trustworthy, and never ever would lie. DO NOT ever look to verify what the experts have told you, since you are not an expert you are unqualified. It's science.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (fs1hN)
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Dude, he's aligned with evil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (FVME7)
Trump makes a mistake of attacking DeSantis so much, he makes himself look like an ally of the Left when he does it, and it will hurt his support badly. He should follow the example of Ronald Reagan. Note that this is what DeSantis is doing, and its working for him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
You'll still have to prep...cabbage won't get all that stuff out. Don't wander too far from the toilet, btw.
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (4og8o)
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Leprechauns hide shit everywhere.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (4og8o)
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If they find a pot of gold in there, legally the doctor gets one-third.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (BRHaw)
I think Bitch McCuckell probably staged this, so as to avoid unpleasant questions about why the Senate isn't forcing Commie Lay to show up for tiebreaker votes while Feinswine and Lumpy are waiting for Godot
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM
Play it again Sam
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (4q/mG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (AWe4j)
Lets keep this interesting.
Do we add Mitch and Uncle Festerman into the Dead Pool and in what order?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (39D9K)
I was at a mall recently and all of the model shots Victoria's Secret had up were of fat women. I can't imagine why their sales are in a downward spiral.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)
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They were on a downward spiral before they went fat-positive. The effort was designed to try and appeal to the woke mob of a company already in decline.
Probably getting hurt by online sales like most retailers that were brick and mortar based.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:01 AM (Y5qcH)
I doubt that the footage was limited to four hours. It's probably the entire day.
There are probably many hundreds of cameras observing the area around the Capitol and inside the building. That isn't beyond the realm of possibility.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (fs1hN)
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I recommend All Brand cereal. Your tubes will be clean as a whistle.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (4og8o)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Big Gay Al at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (GrdYD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (E+05M)
It is not nice, but it is not wrong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (hOUT3)
Because I wanted to make it clear that Bitch McCucknell is a fucking asshoe
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (IH9dd)
St. Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland, but they came back as robo-snakes that crawl up your ass. That's why they scheduled it like that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 10:11 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
There's a Pog mo thoin joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2023 10:11 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2023 10:11 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz)
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The hopium is strong with him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:05 AM
I like the "we know what we saw" from the limited, cherry-picked publicly-released footage, simultaneously held along with "but don't let journalists research and release any more to possibly challenge the government's narrative with factual evidence."
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 09, 2023 10:11 AM (JCZqz)
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What a terrible thing to say
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at March 09, 2023 10:11 AM (IH9dd)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)
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Then there are the nasty dudes trussed up in bras and tiny panties.
Marketing geniuses, they are.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:11 AM (Qzn2/)
Mitch is older than Moses; a fall like this may indeed do him in.
Should it happen, it's no cause for celebration. If the machine he helped build will keep spinning and cucking right along. If I thought his death would change the state of play in this freakshow of a government, I might be having some pretty uncharitable thoughts about his continued health right now. But it wouldn't, so I just don't care. Alive or dead, it's all the same to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (oINRc)
There's no shortage of shitbag politicians willing to gain power and wealth at the expense of their constituents. It's the one thing that we will never run out of.
A true renewable resource.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:12 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 10:12 AM (NwipE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 10:07 AM (XIJ/X)
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Ok, I rescind it. I’m not some “glowie”. I’ll retreat to my general hopelessness and doom.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 10:12 AM (PrglK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM
Coffee. Monitor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:12 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 10:12 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 09, 2023 10:12 AM (xcxpd)
no, it's right out of the playbook
'each Republican rising star is exponentially worse than the one before'
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 10:08 AM (oINRc)
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I see your point.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (PrglK)
... SCIENCE!™ Says: "Get Your Booster, stat!"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (39D9K)
Because I wanted to make it clear that Bitch McCucknell is a fucking asshoe
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (IH9dd)
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Your clarity is appreciated.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Try the H&K USP app.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (SEDrX)
Aladdin, carrying his Magic Lamp, walks into a bar.
The proprietor remarks, "Of all the djinn joints in this town, he had to walk into mine."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ,Carbon Tet Offensive at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (wrJpE)
Trump makes a mistake of attacking DeSantis so much, he makes himself look like an ally of the Left when he does it, and it will hurt his support badly. He should follow the example of Ronald Reagan. Note that this is what DeSantis is doing, and its working for him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM
THIS times eleventy. Trumps mouth is one of his greatest assets, but one of his greatest liabilities. Yes. I'll still vote for Trump if he's the nom, in a heartbeat. IMHO Desantis has a better shot at winning a general though. He'll get more independents that aren't turned off by PDT's mouth.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (GwxCX)
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Come sit by me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (Qzn2/)
Also gayer than Liberace and Richard Simmons sharing grand marshal duties at a Pride parade, but that's beside the point.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM
Not my first rodeo. Might as well just set up my laptop in the bathroom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:14 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (XIJ/X)
Yes, and 100 times 24 is is 2400 hours.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:14 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 10:14 AM (YGliX)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 10:14 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM (NwipE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Try the H&K USP app.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (SEDrX)
Elvis method
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (Wnv9h)
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Have you considered installing a Bitchen?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM (E+05M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM
Nah...router's in the laundry room on the other side of the wall. I'm good.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:16 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 10:10 AM (XIJ/X)
This is why it should have been posted as a publicly available set of indexed files.
Of course, there is no such thing as a secure unalterable master copy of anything on a government server, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:16 AM (hOUT3)
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Purple hair has its place, as cosplay. Purple hair in the workplace is ridiculous.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 10:16 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM (E+05M)
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Quality is fine, but diversity always comes first!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:16 AM (Qzn2/)
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In Haarlem.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 10:15 AM
They're looting the Fud Koenig!
Posted by: Floundjer at March 09, 2023 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:17 AM (bW8dp)
I was at a mall recently and all of the model shots Victoria's Secret had up were of fat women. I can't imagine why their sales are in a downward spiral.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM
Kinda like when Dove released their body-wash in various shaped bottles to celebrate how all women body shapes are valid and beautiful, and no one was buying the shirt, squat, fat, dumpy bottles.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 09, 2023 10:17 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Gives new meaning to the DIE quality hiring concept!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:17 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
*******
The Irish Colonoscopy - a limerick
There once was an affable dork
Who lived somewhere north of New York
On Saint Paddy's day
His gastro did say
"I think we're gonna need a bigger Cork!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:17 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:17 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:17 AM (geLO8)
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He should've had to wait 6 hours in an ER to get treated, like I did towards the end of 2021.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 10:18 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM (geLO
I'm always in Dutch with someone.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 10:18 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 09, 2023 10:18 AM (eGTCV)
*golf clap*
My doc is going to be wondering what I'm laughing about.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:18 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:18 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2023 10:16 AM (Qzn2/)
Equity for the incompetent!
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM (E+05M)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:06 AM
Anyone who's met me knows I can't possibly be Dutch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM (GwxCX)
Coca Cola bottles are shaped the way they are for a reason.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM (39D9K)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Fox2! at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:17 AM (geLO
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I don't give two shits about McConnel but your comment makes me sad because it's true.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (DcKNO)
Whatever happened to Orange Julius, anyway? They still around? All the ones here closed down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:14 AM (Y5qcH)
"Many hundreds" does not equal 100.
A long time ago I was an operations manager for a company that had two facilities in NYC. A total of less than 10,000 square feet. We had about 100 cameras. And this was when cameras and recording was much more expensive.
Do you really think that Congress isn't obsessed with this sort of stuff and has a ridiculous number of security cameras covering everything?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (XR5XV)
These cats were obviously alphas, but their clothes though.
Menswear didn't get pared down until the beginning of the 19c, when Beau Brummel changed everything
Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (6fvRe)
She's got some toned up legs.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM
So do I. But nobody wants to see me wearing lingere.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Heh. It's my wedding anniversary as well, so we're in the same boat!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
The sheer size of the work made it even more impressive.
I'd say that painting is at least 10' x 15'.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (5VgIq)
More important, can floors receive the Medal of Honor?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (39D9K)
Actually... now that I think about it, I hope Mitch lives to be 200, along with all the rest of the prominent cucks, the Bushes, Graham, all of them.
As I noted, his death will change nothing. And if he lives forever, I won't be subjected to the kind of State and Party lunacy we saw with McCain's 20-week Period of National Mourning and Remembrance for a True American Hero.
On the other hand, though... I think a lot of the governmedia's turgid fervor during that was situational, given The Maverick's extremely hostile relationship with Donald Trump. Other room-temperature Republicans may not get that, no matter how doggedly loyal they've been.
It would be nice to see these guys have sparsely attended ceremonies, unmourned by a nation who they have managed to alienate completely.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM
Damn...that's a blast from the 80's.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: That Northern skulker
Maybe the Deep State found out that he was about to go off the reservation and gave him a tune up in the men's restroom?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (E+05M)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (FUVRY)
Donate your car today!
Posted by: Fox2! at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (qyH+l)
Donate the kid, not the car.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 09, 2023 10:22 AM (KiBMU)
Whatever happened to Orange Julius, anyway? They still around? All the ones here closed down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (bW8dp)
I hear Lord and Lady Douchebag have a new gig.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)
Harry could open one in Canada. Ex Prince of Syrup.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:22 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM
Y'all celebrate weird, Sponge...just saying.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:22 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:22 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 09, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz)
I always wonder when I see something stupid like this,
"Is this guy really this idiotic?
or
Is this guy relatively smartish and hoping to keep his dumber compatriots on the plantation by barfing out propaganda?"
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 10:22 AM (L1tQx)
Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (6fvRe)
He's responsible for leisure suits?
Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM
Biden was bummed to find out he didn't get a free kid when he donated a car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
takin it in the ass?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM (BRHaw)
O.k.but IMO, her face is hard, and I'm sure her asinine political opinions colors my view.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM (FUVRY)
Y'all celebrate weird, Sponge...just saying.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:22 AM (Wnv9h)
I was metaphorically speaking about how much I'm sure the celebration is going to cost.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM
Owned by Dairy Queen now.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM (OgrpQ)
I have no doubt that they ear-marked billions of dollars to install those precious security cameras, but do you honestly believe that the contractors who won the bid actually properly installed them as requested?
Given everything else in government, I would imagine that at least 40% of the installed cameras haven't been maintained to the point of being wall art.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 10:24 AM (39D9K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (XIJ/X)
No, they probably do have a ridiculous amount of cameras covering them. We're paying for it of course. But its not, 10,000 and the event was at most 4 hours of relevant footage.
The 41,000 hours is pure propaganda to make the event seem larger and more important.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:24 AM (Y5qcH)
Whatever happened to Orange Julius, anyway? They still around? All the ones here closed down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2023
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They were all in malls, I thought, and "nobody goes to malls any more."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 10:24 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
*******
Nice!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:24 AM (ykeLU)
Me me me! I do!!! She's so feminine and dreamy, I want to learn some girl-boss style from her...and her body-type is just like mine!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at March 09, 2023 10:24 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:19 AM (GwxCX)
I would have thought that the horns would have cushioned the shock?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:24 AM (hOUT3)
They will not have sparsely attended ceremonies, Republicans will show up because he's the Senate leader.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 10:24 AM (FUVRY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM
Paying out the ass, eh?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:25 AM (Wnv9h)
This is almost a rival to the guy that turned his entire backyard into a squirrel maze maybe even better since it's old school (stuff laying around).
https://tinyurl.com/yc4ma2tb
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 10:25 AM (3byMq)
I was at a mall recently and all of the model shots Victoria's Secret had up were of fat women. I can't imagine why their sales are in a downward spiral.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:09 AM (ZGrMX)
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They were on a downward spiral before they went fat-positive. The effort was designed to try and appeal to the woke mob of a company already in decline.
Probably getting hurt by online sales like most retailers that were brick and mortar based.
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Victoria's Secret does most of its sales by catalog order. I used to know a gal who was at their call center. (I remember those catalogs from back in the day, who needed girlie mags then?) Yeah, they've always gotten orders from plus-sized women, whether successful or not. the reason why the plus-sized campaign failed, possibly because Lane Bryant got theirs first, but probably because Victoria's Secret sells their image, and all women in their minds fit that image when they make the purpose. They want that image, not whatever reality they have. So yeah, the customers got turned off and went to some other store.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 10:25 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at March 09, 2023 10:25 AM (WusEB)
Owned by Dairy Queen now.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Are we back to talking about the Canadian freak with the jinormous fake boobs again?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:26 AM (pNxlR)
NYT and WaPo have near-identical articles today pinning the Nordstream explosion on Ukraine. Germany's already considering withdrawing their support for the dick pianist.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)
takin it in the ass?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 10:23 AM (BRHaw)
I worked with a pair of ladies that actually said, when you've been with your man long enough, there comes a time where you want to don the strap-on and f*ck HIM from behind for once.
I didn't buy it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Another obnoxious person. Must have had years of "stuff"-abuse or something going on- that he feels to needs to mutilate himself and change his identity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 10:26 AM (FUVRY)
... SCIENCE!™ Says: "Get Your Booster, stat!"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2023 10:13 AM (39D9K)
I was gobsmacked last night when Russell Brand, of all people (shown on Tucker last night) sat down and quickly gave a far more rational, thoughtful, and convincing explanation of our Covid response than any so called credentialed "expert" has done over the last 3 years. His point - our Covid response was focused on mandating all of the things that could be monetized by Pfizer (like the vaccines) and denigrating all of those things that could NOT be monetized by them, like Natural Immunity and Ivermectin. Everyone in the power structure made millions (if not billions) from the response, while all of us normies got screwed over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:27 AM (r46W7)
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Their models went from stick figure, to pretty much round figure. Why they would have skipped the wonderfully feminine middle between these extremes escapes me.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2023 10:27 AM (fs1hN)
"What you see happening is NOT what is happening."
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:27 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 10:27 AM (AMIL/)
Paying out the ass, eh?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 10:25 AM (Wnv9h)
Actually, it's a surprise, so I don't know yet......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:28 AM (XR5XV)
NYT and WaPo have near-identical articles today pinning the Nordstream explosion on Ukraine. Germany's already considering withdrawing their support for the dick pianist.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)
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Ukrainian insiders got paid. Was there another motive behind the whole thing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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"Can I bring in my little traveling companion?"
And the bartenders says, "Sorry. We don't serve car pets here."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 10:28 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:28 AM (XR5XV)
Other way around. He and his wife honored my birthday by scheduling their wedding that day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
They want that image, not whatever reality they have. So yeah, the customers got turned off and went to some other store.
Posted by: exdem13
Rasheed's Discount House of Remaindered Circus Tents and Repurposed Window Drapes got a huge bump in sales once the demure and lovely Big Mike became FLOTUS.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:29 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:28 AM (XR5XV)
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Other way. My anniversary is on his birthday.
*shudders*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2023 10:27 AM
This! I think the pin up era of the 40's and 50's or even models from the 60's to early 70's is very attractive. But yea they went from anorexic to obese. Sorry, no.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:24 AM
If they seized footage from civilian cell phones and such (legally, or through tech-monopoly assistance), there could be a lot of video.
Posted by: LE moron at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (JCZqz)
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As someone else probably already pointed out, a non-NATO country attacked a NATO country. Why isn't article 5 being invoked?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Ian S.\
Comrade Ian, Ukraine has always been sole country behind demolition of Nordstream pipeline, da!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (GwxCX)
You are aware this is the Horde, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (S7une)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)
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I guess the NATO Ukraine war is over now? Can we get our money back?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (4og8o)
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Why though? Who was it hurting?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
******
Print out a copy and hand it to him in pre-op. I bet he'd get a kick out of it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (ykeLU)
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He's been around for a long, long years
Stole million man's soul an faith
And he was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7)
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Other way. My anniversary is on his birthday.
*shudders*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
I'm honored that you chose to celebrate my birthday in such an epic, never to forget way like that.
You're a stand up guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
NYT and WaPo have near-identical articles today pinning the Nordstream explosion on Ukraine. Germany's already considering withdrawing their support for the dick pianist.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)
This is idiotic - and remember, the NYT is just the mouthpiece (on stories like this) for the DC Intelligence apparatus (CIA +) First, Ukraine had no assets in the Baltic with which to do this (still doesn't); Second, if they HAD done it, they would have been crowing about it immediately, just like the crowed about sinking the Russian Cruiser. The only way "Ukrainians" did it would be if they were wearing American naval gear and operating off a US Sub.
My best guess - the administration is getting nervous now that all the evidence is showing that it was unquestionably the US who did it. We don't want to admit that openly to Germany, as their economy continues to collapse.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:31 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:31 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Big Gay Al at March 09, 2023 10:32 AM (GrdYD)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. So. Another day with interesting hats. Hmmm
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2023 10:32 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:31 AM (ykeLU)
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hahahahhahaha
Muldoon is particularly funny today.
Drugs?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:32 AM (DcKNO)
Pritzker donated a total of $2 million from two separate accounts to then-Illinois Supreme Court candidates Mary O’Brien and Elizabeth Rochford, $1 million each. Those candidates are now justices on the bench of seven who will hear separate challenges to the state's no-cash bail provision (next week) and to the state's gun ban and registry (in May). Pritzker signed both the SAFE-T Act and the gun ban into law and is a defendant in the lawsuits challenging their constitutionality.
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 10:33 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:31 AM (r46W7)
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What's Germany gonna do? Invade us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: LE moron at March 09, 2023 10:30 AM (JCZqz)
And the govt and media have always been complete tellers of truth and would never just pick a number to support a narrative.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:33 AM (Y5qcH)
Rasheed's Discount House of Remaindered Circus Tents and Repurposed Window Drapes got a huge bump in sales once the demure and lovely Big Mike became FLOTUS.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:29 AM
I love that place! They even did my wedding dress!!!
https://tinyurl.com/3ptz2msb
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 09, 2023 10:34 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:34 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
They'd have to get through France 1st!
Oh, wait.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:34 AM (Y5qcH)
The junta. The guy in East Palestine got amplified bigly complaining that Biden went to KEEEEV and gave them money instead of him. Also, people figured out the junta really did the bombing.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
They'd have to get through France 1st!
Oh, wait.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:34 AM (Y5qcH)
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With what army?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:35 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:35 AM (us2H3)
The cover story, from a known CIA mouthpiece on Twitter, was that a rich Uke oligarch ran the operation and paid for the operators and explosives.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2023 10:20 AM (XIJ/X)
No, they probably do have a ridiculous amount of cameras covering them. We're paying for it of course. But its not, 10,000 and the event was at most 4 hours of relevant footage.
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I dunno, it seems 3.5-4.5 hors of recorded footage times 10,000 security cameras in and around the Capitol Building and there's a total of 41,000 hours, give or take a thousand, of recorded footage. It's amazing really there's that much daily security footage-and more-in DC, but here we are. There's probably 40 hours of stuff that definitely shows up The Narrative, but that's why it was sorted through before Tucker Carlson went on the air. Also, about 4 hours maybe of Congresscritters getting the vapors, and panicking and running away from protestor-tourists, which of course is the real treason behind the squalling in opposition.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 10:36 AM (W+kMI)
Chris Rock's "Selective Outrage" comedy special on Netflix.
Now, it's not like CR pulled out a list and said, "Hey, here's a list of topics that the morons and ettes at AOSHQ will agree with exactly and will absolutely lo-o-ove the way I say it. Here we go!"
But, man, is this one whip smart comedy routine. Everybody's bubbles get popped. Some get popped with a delicate little pin-prick. Some get popped with a pickaxe. (F'rinstance Will Smith comes in for the pickaxe treatment at the end.) And in a funny manner. There are laughs and smiles throughout.
Rock is a master of taking an inflammatory topic like racism and bringing it right down to dinner table level, and then flipped around on the audience and their expectations/beliefs and have them laughing. It's like that throughout the whole show.
He's not conservative at all, but I think I'd describe him as an honest and common sense liberal. A very rare species these days.
I don't want to over sell but- Well worth your while to watch. Plenty of laughs and a bit of hope to brighten your times stuck in the Biden/Democrat Doldrums.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 10:36 AM (L1tQx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:36 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
Rik! Rik!! Help me, Rik!! RIIIIIIIIIK!!!!
Posted by: Signoor Ugaarte at March 09, 2023 10:36 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Fool Otto at March 09, 2023 10:36 AM (DB16e)
What's Germany gonna do? Invade us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
Embargo their shipments to us of sauerkraut, pfeffernüsse, accordions and lederhosen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:36 AM (pNxlR)
No word on how much the US administration paid them to bury that report.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:37 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Ian S.
so a Bond villain then
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:37 AM (geLO8)
Here is a hint: The GOP was willing to lose elections if it meant keeping a MAGA out of federal office.
The GOP was yet again willing to overlook massive vote fraud as long as it kept a MAGA out of office.
See a pattern FreedomWorks?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 10:37 AM (+68Ze)
“I wish Chuck Schumer would read the Constitution,” McCarthy told Breitbart News. “The Democrats always go to censorship. You watched what they did with the laptop. You watched what they did with Twitter. They want to use government as much as they can to censor what people can see and what people can know. This is the difference between us. I believe in the Constitution. I trust the American people, and you should just have the ability to have all the information and let people make their own judgement.”
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (RHGPo)
Here is a hint: The GOP was willing to lose elections if it meant keeping a MAGA out of federal office.
The GOP was yet again willing to overlook massive vote fraud as long as it kept a MAGA out of office.
See a pattern FreedomWorks?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 10:37 AM (+68Ze)
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How can they fundraise off of that, though?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:36 AM (XR5XV)
Good grief, Greta already did that on her own.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
My personal default setting is that I implicitly trust my self-appointed betters and their impeccable information resources!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2023
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This! I think the pin up era of the 40's and 50's or even models from the 60's to early 70's is very attractive. But yea they went from anorexic to obese. Sorry, no.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2023
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The models from the early 2000s like Candice Swanepoel, Laetitia Casta, and Miranda Kerr were NOT stick figures. Sleek and fit, and developed where they needed to be; not anorexic-looking at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (J2vNu)
https://bit.ly/3l8tuiG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (vN+oL)
No word on how much the US administration paid them to bury that report.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:37 AM (r46W7)
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Huh, I missed that report.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:39 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:39 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (XR5XV)
The villainous swine smuggled pistachios!
Posted by: Big Nut at March 09, 2023 10:40 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Not really Tom. Essentially, Trump is doing the classic define your potential rival before they can define you. For most of the people not politically aware (about 80 percent or so of the population), they are worried about getting through the next day and week, not what politicians are calling each other. People here may not like this because of their political and policy bent, but generally people are outcome based, not policy based.
Insults, etc. simply do not matter that much because essentially the general public views all politicians and politics as corrupt including DeSantis and Trump btw. What they want is what they perceive will be good for them--in 2024, it will be the economy and perhaps war/peace as major issues. That is what the primary and general will be over--not trannies, not edumacation, etc.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2023 10:40 AM (g9h8E)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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"Can I bring in my little traveling companion?"
And the bartenders says, "Sorry. We don't serve car pets here."
Posted by: andycanuck
********
Genie: Oh yeah? Says who?
Bartender: "Sesame!!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:37 AM (geLO
what's insulting is that these idiots lie so badly. They don't even respect us enough to come up with something plausible; instead they recycle the plots of 60 year old action movies and try to tell us they're real.
ps - if you intimated that George Soros did it, every MSM outlet that exists would jump up and howl you are an anti-semite.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (XR5XV)
He wasn't.
But, he sure made a kick-ass smoker's tooth paste.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (L1tQx)
No word on how much the US administration paid them to bury that report.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:37 AM (r46W7)
All the SOSUS network hydrophones are owned and operated by the US. Sweden may have their own or we're just sharing information with them. I guarantee you the US knows who did this and I suspect the only way Sweden would know is using US sourced info.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (XR5XV)
was he the one fiddling with Pussy ??
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (us2H3)
They want that image, not whatever reality they have. So yeah, the customers got turned off and went to some other store.
Posted by: exdem13
Rasheed's Discount House of Remaindered Circus Tents and Repurposed Window Drapes got a huge bump in sales once the demure and lovely Big Mike became FLOTUS.
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Moochelle's lingerie was mainly leather and latex, to compliment her Klingon-like profile. And because she cracked the whip in that marriage.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2023 10:40 AM (g9h8E)
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Most inside baseball of politics doesn't matter to the general population?
What do you do? Pay attention?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
It is the epitome of working to retain control of The Narrative. On all subjects, not only Jan 6.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (AMIL/)
Tucker and the J6 Tapes were a fantastic garage band in the late 80s.
Their rendition of "Whipping Post" left The Allman Brothers Band speechless. Total * mic drop * moment, man!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:41 AM (pNxlR)
For some reason, I was remembering this the other day. The best cover of "Green Door" ever:
https://youtu.be/OHitEDkbVqE
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2023 10:42 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM (XR5XV)
For Your Eyes Only.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2023 10:42 AM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:42 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
yeah, Trump should take the lead from Bush Sr
who never attacked another republican
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:43 AM (us2H3)
This is literally front page news in today’s @nytimes. A story on helmet sizes for “Black equestrians.”
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They need Dark Helmet helmets!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:43 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I read where the German infantry practices with broom handles because they don't have enough weapons. Poland could beat them to death with kielbasa and win.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:43 AM (E+05M)
This is literally front page news in today’s @nytimes. A story on helmet sizes for “Black equestrians.”
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They need Dark Helmet helmets!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:43 AM (FVME7)
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We need a DU report on this story!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
This again? It wasn't more than a month ago when it was a lead pipe certainty that it was Biden. Consider the sources.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 10:44 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:43 AM (E+05M)
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There is precedent for this practice. Germany conquered France using it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 09, 2023 10:42 AM (OgrpQ)
Mad Magazine went for the obvious "For Your Thighs Only" title in their parody.
Posted by: spindrift at March 09, 2023 10:44 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:37 AM (geLO
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ps - if you intimated that George Soros did it, every MSM outlet that exists would jump up and howl you are an anti-semite.
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King Ahab and Herod Antipater were better Jews than Soros. That's assuming that Soros ever had a religious devotion to anything other than Communist Caesar anyways.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:26 AM
Germany is going to pull their support from Ukraine because they have nothing left to send to them. Their Defense Minister went on TV last week saying they have sent so much stuff they can't defend the Country if something happens.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (uNylN)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (us2H3)
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I'm gonna need a source on that one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:46 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2023 10:40 AM (g9h8E)
Way too early in the game of course, but I suspect that it will come down to what they've actually done, versus what they say. DeSantis is working to establish a series of successes (aka Disney, also recently the court win over Biden's immigration plans) Trump will be running on a legacy of failure while promising "next time will be different, I promise!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:46 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Oy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 09, 2023 10:47 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: The Nightwatch at March 09, 2023 10:47 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
I AM THE SOURCE !!!
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:47 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (us2H3)
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I'm gonna need a source on that one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM
Tossing the BS flag on that one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2023 10:47 AM (uNylN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
I AM THE SOURCE !!!
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:47 AM (us2H3)
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And I am Spartacus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
Portland Fred Meyer Store Fires Black Security Guard After Antifa Dubs Him White Supremacist Extremist
https://bit.ly/3T42Sfh
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:48 AM (FVME7)
He needs to promise that JarVanka will be nowhere near the White House if he wins.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)
I agree in part, but it isn't like Trump has no accomplishments to run on. His was a very successful presidency that should have been far more successful, so I wouldn't call it a legacy of failure. Nonetheless, people have short memories. DeS is doing things NOW, while Trump is highlighting the past.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 10:49 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:49 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:49 AM (E+05M)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:38 AM
I thought she was the hot Vulcan chicken from Star Trek: Enterprise?
https://tinyurl.com/w44dprnx
Posted by: Confused Moron at March 09, 2023 10:49 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 10:49 AM (eOEVl)
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Do either of them have a plan for getting Philly to count only legal, valid ballots?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Javems at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Republic Theatre brought to you by Pfizer! at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (V4vPN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (+68Ze)
Portland Fred Meyer Store Fires Black Security Guard After Antifa Dubs Him White Supremacist Extremist
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It's so stupid that I had to click the link and it's actually true.
Fuck Antifa. They're scum. So Fuck Fred Meyer.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 10:51 AM (+68Ze)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
I AM THE SOURCE !!!
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:47 AM (us2H3)
Technically true at the moment - but remember when Lloyd Bentsen accepted the offer to be VP candidate in 1988? Texas had a law at the time saying he had to give up his office to run, but the State Lege quickly changed that law as soon as he asked them to, so he ran for VP & for Texas Senator on the same ballot. (by special exemption from the legislature) The Florida Legislature will do the same thing if DeSantis askes them to; they're already talking about it.
Laws today are not written on stone, they're scribbled in the air by the sign language interpreters.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:51 AM (r46W7)
Dunno, but it's irrelevant to the point I was making.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2023 10:51 AM (eOEVl)
Fuck Antifa. They're scum. So Fuck Fred Meyer.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (DcKNO)
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Give Portland to the antifas. They can then give it back to the native tribes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
Sen Graham Announces Plan to Use U.S. Military Against Mexican Drug Cartels
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:51 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 09, 2023 10:52 AM (Vu7A1)
http://bitly.ws/Bock
it's not a conspiracy
Posted by: brak at March 09, 2023 10:52 AM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2023 10:52 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:52 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 10:52 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:31 AM (r46W7)
Gentlemen, we've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs!
https://tinyurl.com/yc2f8fjm
I can envision Joe KEEEEEV and his Chief of Staff ordering attendees at all meetings to give a Harumph! every time Joe makes a decision (that Susan Rice and Jake Sullivan tell him to make).
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 10:52 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:49 AM
I'm available to run if they need a candidate!!!
Posted by: Ed McMuffin at March 09, 2023 10:52 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (+68Ze)
We can't give you the exculpatory evidence because it's an ongoing investigation. Sure, you're the one being investigated and put on trial, but rulez is rulez, beeotch!
Posted by: The FBI at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (lTGtQ)
This guy gets it
Posted by: Karl Roves Whiteboard at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (V4vPN)
https://youtu.be/ZiwkNZd7muM
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2023 10:52 AM (PyOKD)
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So, he's going to live for another 30 years? Seems like it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:45 AM
Tossing the BS flag on that one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2023 10:47 AM (uNylN)
zerohedge 3-7, long article concerning the law
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (us2H3)
He said to me, “Yes, you’re quite correct Judge [Napolitano] I did say that, but, if you saw what I saw, you wouldn’t release it either. Some day when we’re not on a phone call with 15 other people listening (meaning people in the White House), I’ll tell you what I saw.”
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (RHGPo)
Fuck Antifa. They're scum. So Fuck Fred Meyer.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 10:50 AM (DcKNO)
They're all stooges - Fuck Portland. Well, we don't have to, they're doing it to themselves every day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: spindrift at March 09, 2023
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"I hear the magic in your sighs,
I feel the magic in your thighs --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (J2vNu)
HBO’s “The Last of Us” Depicts Cannibal Enemies From First Video Game as Christian Zealots
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:54 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:54 AM (us2H3)
https://youtu.be/ZiwkNZd7muM
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon
LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 09, 2023 10:54 AM (E+05M)
Posted by: brak at March 09, 2023 10:54 AM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 10:55 AM (XR5XV)
"I hear the magic in your sighs,
I feel the magic in your thighs --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 10:53 AM (J2vNu)
Thanks.
Now I'm going to have that song in my head for the next two days.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 10:55 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 10:55 AM (1KS1Z)
I prefer "Man With a Purple Helmet"
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 09, 2023 10:55 AM (Vu7A1)
I take this to mean, you can't hold 2 positions at the same time
survey says...?
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 10:56 AM (geLO8)
many more successes like that and we'll all be slaves of China forever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:56 AM (r46W7)
HBO’s “The Last of Us” Depicts Cannibal Enemies From First Video Game as Christian Zealots
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 09, 2023 10:54 AM (FVME7)
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Sort of. The leader outright admits that he doesn't believe any of the Christianity stuff because he uses it to lead sheep.
I mean...I don't want to defend Neil Drukman (whatever his name is). He's leftist scum that loves using his creative outlets to attack the people he hates (us), but he's actually not that good at the whole thing. His attacks end up scattershot and don't actually hit all that well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
What's Germany gonna do? Invade us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
Embargo their shipments to us of sauerkraut, pfeffernüsse, accordions and lederhosen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 10:36 AM (pNxlR)
Don't forget to include Jägermeister in your embargo
Posted by: Samantha Carter, Captain, USAF at March 09, 2023 10:56 AM (qyH+l)
Of course the budget proposal will be lunacy, designed to be rejected by the House. Then the same press: The hateful Republicans propose cutting non-defense programs such as food & housing assistance. The caring progressives respond with no justice, no peace.
With small exception, we're keeping 535+ politically worthless people and their thousands & thousands of staff members, imo.
Posted by: Lola at March 09, 2023 10:56 AM (GshMh)
What do you do? Pay attention?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Unfortunately, job duties make me--economics is the dismal science, history is the tragic science, and political science and law is the horrendous science of manipulating people and information to determine who gets what and how much.
To misquote Michael Corleone, I keep trying to get out but the job keeps bringing me back in.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2023 10:58 AM (g9h8E)
Posted by: brak at March 09, 2023 10:54 AM (j5Tg0)
See my post above, Texas used to have the same law. In 1988, Lloyd Bentsen called the leaders of the Texas Legislature and said "hey, I don't really like that law, it crimps my style." 24 hours later the law was changed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:58 AM (r46W7)
I take this to mean, you can't hold 2 positions at the same time
if Ron's term ended in 2024, yes
but it doesn't
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:58 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Lola at March 09, 2023 10:59 AM (GshMh)
To misquote Michael Corleone, I keep trying to get out but the job keeps bringing me back in.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2023 10:58 AM (g9h8E)
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I think it was the Benghazi hearings that opened it up to me. They moved nothing. No one outside of political news circles cared.
Then I saw that every hearing was an effort to make "today's thing" another Watergate, and they all failed. All of them. No one cared.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 10:58 AM (r46W7)
and had they not changed it, Bentsen would have to resign
so, atm, Ron will have to step down
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 11:00 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 11:00 AM (XR5XV)
if Ron's term ended in 2024, yes
but it doesn't
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 10:58 AM (us2H3)
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Wanna bet it won't be a problem if he decides to run because the FL legislature will pass a law that he will sign that makes an exception for him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 11:01 AM (1KS1Z)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2023 11:02 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Lola at March 09, 2023 10:56 AM (GshMh)
Some scary numbers. Exactly 537 people in the Fed. Govt are elected. Out of something like 2 million Fed employees, not counting DOD.
That's 0.03% of the Fed Govt that is elected. Half that if DOD is included.
Posted by: The FBI at March 09, 2023 11:02 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 09, 2023 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
for a term limited guv
yeah, I'll take the bet
Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 11:02 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2023 11:02 AM (op51R)
Sen Graham Announces Plan to Use U.S. Military Against Mexican Drug Cartels
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Given the amount of damage that the cartels do on both sides of the border, I'd be okay with it. If, if the true President was in the White House. I wouldn't trust the Potato Junta to do it right, even if they could be persuaded to take action. Which they won't, because not a one of them love the USA.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 09, 2023 11:02 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2023 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 09, 2023 10:55 AM (Vu7A1)
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I lol'd because I'm immature.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 09, 2023 11:02 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 11:04 AM (AMIL/)
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Seems to work for Governor Shapiro of PA.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 09, 2023 11:04 AM (4og8o)
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Tom, this will be a referendum election on the Biden administration or Dems in general if Biden bows out (if there is any honesty in elections that permits a GOP win) not an open seat. The question will not be over policies that governors control but whether the GOP nominee can reverse the economic damage of the last four years plus including possibly a hot war with Russia or China.
Policy people want to point to policies but like in 2000, it really was whether you wanted the Clinton years to continue via Gore or whether you thought Bush would do better after a mild recession in 99-00. Bush's edumacation No Child Left Behind was hyped but every governor can point to some policy wins. The general public does not care that much about Reedy Creek even if they could understand it.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2023 11:04 AM (g9h8E)
Posted by: Lawreeuernce van Odonnellen at March 09, 2023 11:10 AM (Lwmfp)
Then I saw that every hearing was an effort to make "today's thing" another Watergate, and they all failed. All of them. No one cared.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Has always been thus. Investigations and fingerpointing have existed as long as politicians think they can use them to further their political aims--often the aim is not the resolve the problem but instead to raise money and political support off of it. You find dismal examples of this in the Continental Congress for example including John Adams and his support of undermining George Washington at times.
One book that I wish people would read is by pollster Daniel Yankelovich. He describes how most voters have outcome preferences but due to experiences can develop policy preferences. One of his examples was Vietnam and how people began to care when it was becoming more and more costly to the US and then they became engaged in trying to figure out which politician proposed policies that they felt would fit their outcome preferences (peace and security of US).
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2023 11:10 AM (g9h8E)
No. In the first game it's mentioned in passing that some guys are gay. There are no quicktime events to press square to thrust or anything.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2023 11:16 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: 5Cats at March 09, 2023 11:32 AM (hv5ip)
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2023 11:44 AM (3byMq)
2013, to celebrate the reopening of the Rijksmuseum after a 10 year renovation. Well documented on youtube.
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at March 09, 2023 12:07 PM (0tmoY)
Posted by: Corona at March 09, 2023 01:36 PM (nakGR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E8f64yj1Jk&t=418s
(I know he's a lefty, but his take is good and fun.)
Posted by: BERYL GRAY at March 09, 2023 04:30 PM (tA0Ci)
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Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)