Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/28/23)

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The Saturday Night Joke

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local store manager:

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;

'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. (H/T Blake)

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The Saturday ONT Movie Review..........

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Imagine a dog and his voice saying, "Even though this didn't work out I'm still a big sweetie."

A dog that got itself stuck in a tree in Idaho, after chasing a squirrel, gave fire crews and police a giggle when they came to his rescue.
“Well, definitely not a cat in a tree,” Caldwell Fire Department posted on Facebook on Jan. 12 after fire crews and police attended the site of a stuck pup named Izzy, a pit bull/husky mix. “After much coaxing, the canine was brought safely to the ground. Perhaps he will not be so persistent, next time, in chasing squirrels.”

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Even on a Saturday night, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM

Dining out for many of us is a chance to try new flavors, have food brought to a table while we relax, and generally enjoy good food and new company. However, for a lot of us, it's hard to let go of the concern that the kitchen at a restaurant might not be as clean as we'd like. Fortunately, there are regulations put in place to alleviate some of those concerns and subtle signs that could signal a problem.
"Each city has its own health code, and every restaurant has to pass inspection," explains Kam Talebi, chef and owner of The Butcher's Table. "Restaurants are never warned when the inspection is coming either. We are very particular about our processes to ensure that everything stays sanitary and clean. Most cities have a letter grade system so you can get an idea of how clean the place is from outside."

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A simpler and quieter time, 1950s.

Vintage Photos of Teenage Girls’ Fashion in the 1950s
These vintage photos capture the teenage girls’ fashion and style of the 1950s. During this time, the fashion was more conservative and gender-specific than it is today. Teenage girls were expected to wear skirts and dresses in all but the most casual circumstances.

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You might not believe in Jesus Christ. But you really don't need to do this.

Topless woman breaks into church, destroys Jesus statue, police say
FARGO, N.D. (Valley News Live/Gray News) - Police said a woman wearing no shirt or bra broke into a Catholic church in North Dakota and destroyed a statue of Jesus.

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Some people (Well most people) are nicer than me. And I would have unloaded on these dumbshits.

Cafe Visitor Takes Revenge On ‘Karen’ Customers Who Told Them To Move To Another Table Even Though They Got There First
here’s no denying that some folks are just downright unpleasant.
Low self-esteem, personal problems, a troubled upbringing, anger issues, emotional immaturity – the root cause could be debated forever. And while it’s true that the person or people in question may not be at fault per se, most of the time, the behavior is yielded by good old arrogance.
Don’t get me wrong, we all have our moments. I mean, are you seeing what’s happening in the world right now? It’s pure stress. Nevertheless, lashing out at strangers, whether you think that they’ve wronged you or not, is, quite frankly, ludicrous.
Losing your temper in public spaces, let alone packed public spaces, is the last thing you want to resort to – because, let’s face it, you will probably get outwitted, and who likes to look like a fool?

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Looks like fun. Until........

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Now, that's quite the vehicle. And I wouldn't mind having one.

California carmaker Rezvani has come up with a genuinely apocalyptic military-grade SUV that can pepper spray, electrify, and blind passersby.
The Batmobile-like monstrosity, dubbed the Rezvani Vengeance, is a heavily modified Cadillac Escalade SUV that's decked out with a preposterous number of military features that only the evilest of evil supervillains could possibly make use of.

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I'm so happy that the UK has no other problems than drivers who make hand signals.

Drivers could be slapped with £1,000 fine if they use common 'thank you' gesture
A motoring expert has warned that a common gesture of politeness among drivers out on the road could see you slapped with a £1,000 fine, no matter how good your intentions may be

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Hot Cocoa With Marshmallows Emporium

On this day: 28 Jan 1978
Van Halen released their first single, a cover of The Kinks' ‘You Really Got Me’. The Kinks' Dave Davies has claimed to dislike Van Halen's rendition of the song and stated of how a concert-goer once approached him after a live Kinks show and congratulated him on performing a "great cover of the Van Halen song." via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 28 Jan 2015
Funk legend Sly Stone was awarded $5m (£3.3m) in missed royalties by a Los Angeles court. The singer claimed his former manager, Gerald Goldstein, and lawyer, Glenn Stone, had cheated him out of earnings dating back more than 20 years. In 2011, it was reported he was homeless and living in a camper van after falling on hard times and fighting drug addiction problems. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Smoking isn't good for you. Genius Award Winner.

A 30-year-old gentleman tried to steal gas while smoking a cigarette but, predictably, his ill-conceived stunt blew up in his face.
The Washington man was siphoning gas from another person's vehicle when the gasoline caught fire, not only totaling the car but also damaging the siding of the victim's house. He then fled the scene "with a woman in a gray sedan," according to Yahoo!.

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He was just too tired! Genius Award Winner.

A suspected vehicle thief was arrested after San Diego Police said he parked the car and fell asleep at -- of all places -- the SDPD Traffic Division parking lot.
SAN DIEGO (KGTV) – A suspected vehicle thief was arrested after San Diego Police said he parked the car and fell asleep at -- of all places -- the SDPD Traffic Division parking lot.
At around 3 a.m. Thursday, an SDPD sergeant saw a white sedan parked in a handicapped spot in front of the SDPD Traffic Division station on Aero Drive in Serra Mesa.

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What an adorable guy. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Senior Dog Who Spent 14 Years In Shelter Gets To Sleep In New Bed For First Time
"It's very emotional to watch him transition and experience life on his own terms.”

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Disbelief.

Notice: Someone in the bowels of the AoSHQ allowed this thing to happen. Do not taunt the bowling balls.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:38 PM

Comments

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1 Aloha, MisHum!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 28, 2023 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Looks like fun. Until........
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...it becomes HILARIOUS

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

4 Went to Razzoo's tonight for a gathering about the wife's birthday that recently happened.

The waiter told my friend that he couldn't have 2 drinks at the same time. He would have to drink his scotch rocks before he could bring the beer chaser.

I actually think that's criminal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 28, 2023 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)

5 ONT!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 28, 2023 09:43 PM (BtmcP)

6 And if you click the double drink pic, you get double trouble. Which is what the pic is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 28, 2023 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Oh dear lord that Saturday Night Joke is a scream...

I wish I had that type of mind.

Posted by: Albert King at January 28, 2023 09:45 PM (CCSxw)

8 I actually think that's criminal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 28, 2023 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)

And retarded to boot.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 28, 2023 09:45 PM (aA3+G)

9 Topless woman breaks into church, destroys Jesus statue, police say
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Bleary-eyed Britney has a dream catcher tattooed on her upper chest. Awesome.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

10 The joke is tempting to try out

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 28, 2023 09:47 PM (BtmcP)

11 th! Evening, 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks MisHum for the content, which I'm now going to read.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 28, 2023 09:47 PM (B97yp)

12 Yo Saturday ONT!!

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at January 28, 2023 09:48 PM (2EH2G)

13 Good evening! Saturday night joke is hilarious!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 28, 2023 09:48 PM (nxdel)

14 Sly and The Family Stone gets ample play on my "gym tunes"

Add another group to Horns of the 60's
1) BS&Ts
2)Chicago (Terry Kath era)
3) S&TFS

....I wanna take you HIGHHHHHYA

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 28, 2023 09:50 PM (CCSxw)

15 Vintage picture reminded me of Oregon Muse.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 28, 2023 09:50 PM (76Foq)

16 Young men of the late 19th Century:

https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/ victorian-young-men-fashion/

Some of these look more like mug shots of criminals before they were shipped to Botany Bay.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

17

Слава блогу!

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 09:52 PM (Yu6Wj)

18 The restaurant cleanliness rating thing is no joke. Some co-workers and I found what we thought was a good Thai place, and had enjoyed our evening until the check arrived, accompanied on the tray by a live roach.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 28, 2023 09:53 PM (B97yp)

19 20

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 09:54 PM (4wk4O)

20 damn missed it again

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 09:54 PM (4wk4O)

21 Topless woman breaks into church, destroys Jesus statue,

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Look at her tattoo. Bet she's either a Satanist or some kind of occultist

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 28, 2023 09:54 PM (BtmcP)

22 Ace linked to that Steven Segal video a while back on the sidebar, pretty funny.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 28, 2023 09:54 PM (76Foq)

23 Care for a roach mint?

Posted by: Thai Place Waiter at January 28, 2023 09:54 PM (SYTee)

24 Satanist or some kind of occultist
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Same diff.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 09:55 PM (9YMCH)

25 The joke is now making its way to Australia and Canada.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2023 09:55 PM (anj39)

26 Admit it, MisHum. That was you who did all those things in the store, wasn't it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2023 09:56 PM (Angsy)

27 25 The joke is now making its way to Australia and Canada.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2023 09:55 PM (anj39)

But I thought it was the world wide web?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 28, 2023 09:56 PM (aA3+G)

28 26 Admit it, MisHum. That was you who did all those things in the store, wasn't it?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2023 09:56 PM (Angsy)

I haven't retired yet, but there are some good ideas there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 28, 2023 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

29 Hot Fun In The Summertime.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023 09:57 PM (0OP+5)

30 My husband gets to push the cart at the supermarket. He is not allowed to put anything in the basket or make snarky comments.
He also has to be nice to the other shoppers. No running over people.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 09:57 PM (4wk4O)

31 ....I wanna take you HIGHHHHHYA

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 28, 2023 09:50 PM (CCSxw)

Boom ShaKaLaKaLaKa m'fer

Posted by: BignJames at January 28, 2023 09:57 PM (AwYPR)

32 I have inspected the content with care, and I hereby pronounce it Horde-worthy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 09:58 PM (Qzn2/)

33 Very nice doggy story and that woman's love for her new companion and appreciation for the things he's now doing is very touching. Thanks MisHum.

Thanks for Jewells and people like her who care for the doggies who don't have a forever home or had to be given up-and the people who do that for cats too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2023 09:58 PM (D+F6R)

34 Hiya Jewells and MisHum!

I've missed you guys.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 09:58 PM (4wk4O)

35 18 The restaurant cleanliness rating thing is no joke. Some co-workers and I found what we thought was a good Thai place, and had enjoyed our evening until the check arrived, accompanied on the tray by a live roach.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 28, 2023 09:53 PM (B97yp)

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I'll bet you didn't even know it had your fortune inside.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)

36 31 ....I wanna take you HIGHHHHHYA

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 28, 2023 09:50 PM (CCSxw)

Boom ShaKaLaKaLaKa m'fer
Posted by: BignJames at January 28, 2023 09:57 PM (AwYPR)

S&TFS - Proto Funk...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 28, 2023 09:59 PM (CCSxw)

37
Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 09:58 PM (4wk4O)

Good to see you.
You need to come around more often.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 28, 2023 10:00 PM (aA3+G)

38 entering ONT

Posted by: Ciampino -- it's still alive I tell you at January 28, 2023 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

39 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 28, 2023 09:54 PM (BtmcP)

And besides being strung out on drugs-as well as a possible occultist she could be one of those "Jane's revenge" type people-the rabid abortion supporters who have been attacking RCC's in the US, and much of that has been unreported.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2023 10:00 PM (D+F6R)

40 One of the TOP Saturday jokes, Mis Hum (and Blake). I am retired and some of those are usable here in OK, I think . . . what's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: LRob in OK at January 28, 2023 10:00 PM (Yc4N3)

41 Hey ALH!! Where have you been??

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 28, 2023 10:01 PM (nxdel)

42
And retarded to boot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 28, 2023 09:45 PM (aA3+G)

Right?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 28, 2023 10:01 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Yay, ONT!

Early tonight. I knew you did good work, MH, just didn't realize you could turn it out so quickly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2023 10:02 PM (Bd6X8)

44 Hi Sponge.
Hi Jewells.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 10:02 PM (9YMCH)

45 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2023 10:00 PM (D+F6R)

Oh, probably!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 28, 2023 10:02 PM (BtmcP)

46 Nice ONT MisHum.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 10:02 PM (9YMCH)

47 Love those 50's pictures of the teenage girls. Having been born in 1947 and growing up during that time in a small town outside of Perth Amboy, I remember those styles very well. A time period I wish I could revisit. All of the dads in my neighborhood worked in the area factories my dad included, he being employed in the blast furnace department of a Perth Amboy copper refinery. A hard working, blue collar area populated mostly by people of East Europe ancestry. Was truly an innocent time. Many good memories from those years.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 28, 2023 10:03 PM (Zvtjl)

48 43 Yay, ONT!

Early tonight. I knew you did good work, MH, just didn't realize you could turn it out so quickly.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2023 10:02 PM (Bd6X

You're too kind. But thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 28, 2023 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

49 21 Topless woman breaks into church, destroys Jesus statue,

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Look at her tattoo. Bet she's either a Satanist or some kind of occultist
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 28, 2023 09:54 PM (BtmcP)

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I checked out her pic and ruled out sorority pledge prank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)

50 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:03 PM (qoGsy)

51 Hi Sponge.
Hi Jewells.
Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 10:02 PM (9YMCH)

HUGS!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 28, 2023 10:03 PM (Zz0t1)

52 *smiles wanly at Sponge*

Thanks.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 10:04 PM (9YMCH)

53 Topless woman breaks into church, destroys Jesus statue, police say.

Right there is a face just screaming out "I'm insane!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:05 PM (qoGsy)

54 Hey SMH!!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 28, 2023 10:06 PM (nxdel)

55 Good evening morons and thanks for a glimpse into my future mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2023 10:06 PM (EZebt)

56

Looks like fun. Until...

Someone severs an aorta, or has his mandible and tongue torn completely away from his skull!

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 10:06 PM (ewa42)

57 Topless you say...She prolly looks better w clothes on anyway!

Posted by: WhitePunk at January 28, 2023 10:06 PM (iO4Ix)

58 Right there is a face just screaming out "I'm insane!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:05 PM (qoGsy)

It's the male pattern baldness that gives it away.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2023 10:06 PM (Angsy)

59 41 Hey ALH!! Where have you been??
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 28, 2023 10:01 PM (nxdel)

Playing hookey!

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:07 PM (4wk4O)

60 Chilly

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 28, 2023 10:07 PM (BtmcP)

61 55 Good evening morons and thanks for a glimpse into my future mh
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2023 10:06 PM (EZebt)
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Topless Jesus tipping?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

62 https://tinyurl.com/5fhmxa5c

His balls and nutsack exploded.

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2023 10:08 PM (8erNz)

63 Right there is a face just screaming out "I'm insane!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:05 PM (qoGsy)

NoDak...I once read ther was nothing between NoDak and the north pole...except a barbed wire fence...which was blown down.

Posted by: BignJames at January 28, 2023 10:08 PM (AwYPR)

64 A bloody Mary w a side of lager to pour in when the drink is at the half way point. That's the way I treat my Bloody Marys!

Posted by: WhitePunk at January 28, 2023 10:08 PM (iO4Ix)

65 Drivers could be slapped with £1,000 fine if they use common 'thank you' gesture

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If there's one thing we have too much of, it's manners, respect, and cordiality!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 28, 2023 10:09 PM (FVME7)

66 I was waiting for Zappa month to be over.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:09 PM (4wk4O)

67 Vintage Photos of Teenage Girls’ Fashion in the 1950s

That one sitting on the couch in the plaid skirt seems to be calling to me - 1950's or not.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:09 PM (qoGsy)

68 https://tinyurl.com/5fhmxa5c

His balls and nutsack exploded.

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2023 10:08 PM

Before I open this link, I'm going to surmise that this not what I expect...

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 10:10 PM (ewa42)

69 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!

That joke is freaking hilarious! I need to be sure that Mr. L.S. doesn't see that... he may get ideas...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 28, 2023 10:11 PM (hPMYc)

70 Antifa came to Atlanta this past week. All those trust fund babies from out of state were denied bail. Here's hoping for some hard time for those assholes and multi million dollar fines.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:11 PM (4wk4O)

71 I was waiting for Zappa month to be over.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:09 PM

Smart girl!

I don't have that much willpower...

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 10:11 PM (ewa42)

72 Zappa Pride Month is neverending.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 Did we get any ABBA while I was on vacation?

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:12 PM (4wk4O)

74 Yes this joke is pretty much the gold standard...

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2023 10:13 PM (8erNz)

75 The bloody mary looks awesome...couple of those could be lunch.

Posted by: BignJames at January 28, 2023 10:13 PM (AwYPR)

76 Thanks, MisHum. Joker at top is my new hero.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023 10:13 PM (0OP+5)

77 And here's another story about an attack on a church. This "statue" has another idea:

https://tinyurl.com/33sd7pcw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2023 10:14 PM (D+F6R)

78 There has to be something very, very wrong with a shelter that would keep a sweet dog like Stuart for 14 years without completing a successful adoption.

And I saw one of those Rezvani "urban assault vehicles" at the Barrett-Jackson auction this past Monday. Did not pay it much attention at all. Ugly fucker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (tkR6S)

79 Wow, Mr. Harris sounds like an asshole.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (tp+tP)

80 Vintage Photos of Teenage Girls’ Fashion in the 1950s

That one sitting on the couch in the plaid skirt seems to be calling to me - 1950's or not.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:09 PM (qoGsy)

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Interesting that none of them are fat. I guess the blessings of "body positivity" were yet to be discovered in the '50s.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (Qzn2/)

81 And drinks up top, I'll take two. Of each.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (0OP+5)

82 And here's another story about an attack on a church. This "statue" has another idea:

https://tinyurl.com/33sd7pcw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

St. Michael is not one to be trifled with.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (qoGsy)

83 A dog that got itself stuck in a tree in Idaho, after chasing a squirrel, gave fire crews and police a giggle when they came to his rescue.

Today a dog...tomorrow all you peanut hording bipeds.

SQUIRREL POWER

Posted by: Not a SQUIRREL honest at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (lc5cP)

84 9 Topless woman breaks into church, destroys Jesus statue, police say
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Bleary-eyed Britney has a dream catcher tattooed on her upper chest. Awesome.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

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She looks kinda like a future version of a youtuber I follow, if she hits the drugs hard over the next 10 years.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 28, 2023 10:16 PM (uPgE/)

85 On to the important stuff, is the teen in the photo washing a '56, or '57 Ford? My money is on '56.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:16 PM (y+Ith)

86 Antifa came to Atlanta this past week.

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Looking for a soul to steal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 28, 2023 10:16 PM (FVME7)

87 Topless woman breaks into church, destroys Jesus statue, police say
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Bleary-eyed Britney has a dream catcher tattooed on her upper chest. Awesome.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

She does not look like one that one would wish to see topless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:16 PM (tkR6S)

88 Interesting that none of them are fat. I guess the blessings of "body positivity" were yet to be discovered in the '50s.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (Qzn2/)

No processed foods or hormones in the chickens.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:17 PM (4wk4O)

89 Hiya

Posted by: JT at January 28, 2023 10:17 PM (T4tVD)

90 That Steven Seagall critique is a lot more fun than the actual movie looks to be.

Posted by: GWB at January 28, 2023 10:17 PM (B7zYP)

91 So in the 50s women wore dresses/skirts or really ugly patterned pants?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:17 PM (lc5cP)

92 57 Ford.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023 10:18 PM (0OP+5)

93 85 On to the important stuff, is the teen in the photo washing a '56, or '57 Ford? My money is on '56.

55.

56 had oblong parking lights.

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2023 10:18 PM (8erNz)

94 78 There has to be something very, very wrong with a shelter that would keep a sweet dog like Stuart for 14 years without completing a successful adoption.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (tkR6S)

Someone at the shelter didn't want to let him go.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:18 PM (4wk4O)

95 It is definitely not a 57 body style was completely different

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2023 10:18 PM (8erNz)

96 Interesting that none of them are fat. I guess the blessings of "body positivity" were yet to be discovered in the '50s

The FNM: People are fat because of genetics! Honest they can't lose weight

History: Here are some pictures of their grandparents. All of whom are thin.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:19 PM (lc5cP)

97 Look at her tattoo. Bet she's either a Satanist or some kind of occultist
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Looks kinda like it's supposed to be a dreamcatcher to me.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 28, 2023 10:19 PM (ftFVW)

98 And I saw one of those Rezvani "urban assault vehicles" at the Barrett-Jackson auction this past Monday. Did not pay it much attention at all. Ugly fucker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:15 PM (tkR6S)

Well, GM vehicle so....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 28, 2023 10:19 PM (Angsy)

99 Did we get any ABBA while I was on vacation?
Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023

***
Yes, but the real question is, does your momma know?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2023 10:19 PM (omVj0)

100

I'm getting some strong sapphic vibes from many of those vintage photographs...

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 10:20 PM (v7Q6/)

101 2 girls sitting on a 55 Ford. I lived those years. Oh yeah.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023 10:20 PM (0OP+5)

102 55.

56 had oblong parking lights.
Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2023 10:18 PM (8erNz)

When it comes to my parents' and grandparents' generation, there are few things I envy more than the ability to distinguish make, model, and year of car at a glance.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 28, 2023 10:20 PM (tp+tP)

103 In the 50s they ate a lot of fatty protein - burgers, steak, roast, etc.

In the modern era we eat way more carbs.

The lack of exercise is probably the bigger issue, but the 50s are pretty much the perfect proof the modern food pyramid is stupid.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:21 PM (lc5cP)

104 57 Ford.
Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023 10:18 PM (0OP+5)

93 85 On to the important stuff, is the teen in the photo washing a '56, or '57 Ford? My money is on '56.

55.

56 had oblong parking lights.
Posted by: JEM
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I *knew* that someone would ID the car. Am embarrassed that I didn't think '55.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:21 PM (cALn2)

105 Are there riots scheduled for tonight? I'm a bit out of the loop

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 28, 2023 10:21 PM (sJHOI)

106 The top picture with the yummy libations-just why would anyone keep/display an old, ratty, suitcase with torn trim and a broken handle? Thrift store wouldn't take that crap. What gives?

Posted by: Can't Stand Old Clutter at January 28, 2023 10:22 PM (8ocB+)

107 When it comes to my parents' and grandparents' generation, there are few things I envy more than the ability to distinguish make, model, and year of car at a glance.
Posted by: Dr. T
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When I was a car-engaged kid, I could name any post-'50's car. Now they are just cookie-cutter jelly beans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:23 PM (cALn2)

108 105 Are there riots scheduled for tonight? I'm a bit out of the loop
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 28, 2023 10:21 PM (sJHOI)

If so, I hope whoever is videoing them has the decency to film in landscape.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:23 PM (4wk4O)

109 On to the important stuff, is the teen in the photo washing a '56, or '57 Ford? My money is on '56.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:16 PM (y+Ith)

Pretty sure it is '56. Might be '55. Definitely not '57.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:24 PM (tkR6S)

110 On to the important stuff, is the teen in the photo washing a '56, or '57 Ford? My money is on '56.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023

***
That's a '57. The one above, with the 2 girls and their little dog, that's a '56.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2023 10:24 PM (omVj0)

111 One more time, girl washing a 57 Ford, 2 gorls sitting on a 55 Ford.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023 10:24 PM (0OP+5)

112 The joke seems more like suggestions for a more fulfilling retirement.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 28, 2023 10:25 PM (0DQ9k)

113 So I finally watched the body cam footage of cops beating that dude.

Suspect did pretty much what always happens in these situations, he didn't listen, didn't comply and argued with the officers to the point that they had had enough of this idiots nonsense and the cops got overly exuberant in the administration of, YOU WILL F**KING COMPLY.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 28, 2023 10:25 PM (up/3i)

114 55.

56 had oblong parking lights.
Posted by: JEM
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That sounds very specific as an ID...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:25 PM (OpB28)

115 I found the topless woman's facebook page; https://tinyurl.com/y434kzc5

She has one picture with a bible quote so, probably not a satanist or occultist. Likely just went crazy.

Also, she has simps amazingly enough.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:26 PM (lc5cP)

116 When I was a car-engaged kid, I could name any post-'50's car. Now they are just cookie-cutter jelly beans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:23 PM (cALn2)

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Egg cars. It could be a Mazda, it could be a Maserati. You can't tell without looking at the badge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 10:26 PM (Qzn2/)

117 Yes, but the real question is, does your momma know?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2023 10:19 PM (omVj0)

Yes she does...

Posted by: Paul McCartney at January 28, 2023 10:27 PM (CCSxw)

118 Posted by: Can't Stand Old Clutter at January 28, 2023 10:22 PM (8ocB+)

You seem nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:27 PM (tkR6S)

119 What Kwanzaa night is Zappa night?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 28, 2023 10:27 PM (tWFHZ)

120 When I was a car-engaged kid, I could name any post-'50's car. Now they are just cookie-cutter jelly beans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

iirc, either the Cub Scouts or Boy Scouts had, in the early 60's, a skill to be mastered that required, as part of the skill, that one ID many car years, makes, and models.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)

121 Also, she has simps amazingly enough.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:26 PM (lc5cP)

You mess with her, you get the whole trailer park.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:28 PM (4wk4O)

122 Eromero is 74. He may not remember what he had for breakfast (Egg McMuffin) but he damn sure remembers those cars and those girls.

Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023 10:28 PM (0OP+5)

123 I found this picture of lil Z and Macron. It looks like they are making out...https://tinyurl.com/2m76r76d

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:28 PM (lc5cP)

124 One more time, girl washing a 57 Ford, 2 gorls sitting on a 55 Ford.
Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2023

***
Yes; Ford's '54, '55, and '56 were very similar. The '57 was a lower car all around, much more modern. The '58 was much like that year, but with quad headlights, I think.

The '63 and '64 Fords were handsome, but the '65 and '66 models were truly sleek and elegant-looking -- "poetry in motion."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2023 10:28 PM (omVj0)

125 I thought the 50s gal was Madonna.

Posted by: WhitePunk at January 28, 2023 10:32 PM (iO4Ix)

126 I suspect women who don't have kids are at a much higher rate of mental illness after hitting the wall. Topless woman doesn't seem to have any (looking at her facebook).

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:33 PM (lc5cP)

127 The '63 and '64 Fords were handsome, but the '65 and '66 models were truly sleek and elegant-looking -- "poetry in motion."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Dad had a black '66 Galaxie 500. We loved that thing. Every once in a while, she wouldn't shift into 1st when at a stop. You'd have to get out, open the hood, and reach in and shake part of the transmission linkage apparatus up by the firewall. Good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 10:34 PM (qoGsy)

128 The Ford being washed is a '57.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:34 PM (miw4b)

129 You mess with her, you get the whole trailer park.
Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:28 PM (4wk4O)

Good luck getting them organized enough to mount an organized attack (or counter-attack)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 28, 2023 10:34 PM (sJHOI)

130 I suspect women who don't have kids are at a much higher rate of mental illness after hitting the wall. Topless woman doesn't seem to have any (looking at her facebook).
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:33 PM (lc5cP)

How do we know that Faceplant entry is her?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:34 PM (tkR6S)

131 SQUIRREL POWER
Posted by: Not a SQUIRREL honest
-----------------------------------------

Squirrel, keep away from my home.
If you succeed in making it past the air rifle, and the expensive flashing, I've scattered tasty poison in all your favorite rat places.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 10:35 PM (oQbRJ)

132
How do we know that Faceplant entry is her?

Same name, same locale, similar looking face, and same tattoo?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:36 PM (lc5cP)

133 The people that made Sharknado should make a horror movie about squirrels.

Carnasquirrels
They're here for your nuts!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:37 PM (lc5cP)

134 That thing about British drivers is STUPID. It's basically that you should keep both hands on the wheel. So, I assume rolling your window down is now illegal as well? What a bunch of retards for writing that "article".

Posted by: GWB at January 28, 2023 10:38 PM (B7zYP)

135 128 The Ford being washed is a '57.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
-----------------------

I was impaled on the hood of a '57 Ford, in a dream.

Those mid sixties Fords were nice.
I'll take the '63 Gran Prix.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 10:38 PM (oQbRJ)

136 134 That thing about British drivers is STUPID. It's basically that you should keep both hands on the wheel. So, I assume rolling your window down is now illegal as well? What a bunch of retards for writing that "article".
Posted by: GWB at January 28, 2023 10:38 PM (B7zYP)

It's all about taking away your freedom and your money.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:39 PM (4wk4O)

137 Same name, same locale, similar looking face, and same tattoo?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:36 PM (lc5cP)

OK. Maybe Brave blocked some of the images. She is pretty ugly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:39 PM (tkR6S)

138 That thing about British drivers is STUPID. It's basically that you should keep both hands on the wheel. So, I assume rolling your window down is now illegal as well? What a bunch of retards for writing that "article".

I suspect this is the natural evolution of the "hands off your phone" movement.

Not that being on your phone is a good idea, but now that the government is involved in this crap yes they are going to try and ban EVERYTHING that takes your hands off the wheels.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:39 PM (lc5cP)

139 The singer claimed his former manager, Gerald Goldstein, and lawyer, Glenn Stone, had cheated him out of earnings
living in a camper van after falling on hard times and fighting drug addiction problems.
I think the drugs stole more from him than the other people did.

Posted by: GWB at January 28, 2023 10:40 PM (B7zYP)

140 Police reached out to Monsignor Joseph Goering for an estimated cost of

Chubby guy, slicked back hair, and there's something a little off about the cross he wears?

Posted by: azjaeger at January 28, 2023 10:40 PM (3/XaG)

141 OK. Maybe Brave blocked some of the images. She is pretty ugly.

Looks at the neck in this photo https://tinyurl.com/bde6d679

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:40 PM (lc5cP)

142 That thing about British drivers is STUPID. It's basically that you should keep both hands on the wheel. So, I assume rolling your window down is now illegal as well? What a bunch of retards for writing that "article".
Posted by: GWB at January 28, 2023 10:38 PM (B7zYP)

I guess British drivers have prehensile dicks for shifting gears?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:41 PM (tkR6S)

143 It's all about taking away your freedom and your money.
-
That's what happens when you make a habit of complying with government.

Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2023 10:41 PM (kOpft)

144 Bleary-eyed Britney has a dream catcher tattooed on her upper chest. Awesome.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

So her tits won't have nightmares.

Posted by: GWB at January 28, 2023 10:41 PM (B7zYP)

145 I see in overseas news the Russians are claiming the Ukes hit a hospital in Donbas with an American missile and I don't see many denials.

I suspect this won't be covered much in the news...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:42 PM (lc5cP)

146
Those mid sixties Fords were nice.
I'll take the '63 Gran Prix.

Posted by: Braenyard
--
W/ 421 HO

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:42 PM (OpB28)

147 I guess British drivers have prehensile dicks for shifting gears?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:41 PM (tkR6S)

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God gave us first gear for a reason.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 10:42 PM (Qzn2/)

148 Looks at the neck in this photo https://tinyurl.com/bde6d679

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:40 PM (lc5cP)

Ah. OK. I didn't even see that photo in the string of shit on that page.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:43 PM (tkR6S)

149 Yes, but the real question is, does your momma know?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

My, my, my ...
...Waterloo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 28, 2023 10:44 PM (BtmcP)

150 I liked the story today about the preacher who died
when they revived him he said he went to hell and
the devil tortured him playing Rihanna songs.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 10:44 PM (oQbRJ)

151 Not only are tattoos generally ugly they make it MUCH easier to identify someone.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:44 PM (lc5cP)

152 So her tits won't have nightmares.
Posted by: GWB at January 28, 2023 10:41 PM (B7zYP)

She should have had the dream catcher tatted on her knees, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:45 PM (tkR6S)

153 A Seagal biopic starring the man himself, Seagal, would have been more comprehensive than a review.

Maybe you can scratch together enough material for a Van Damme biopic as a follow-up for a later date?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 28, 2023 10:45 PM (Jg7EG)

154 151 Not only are tattoos generally ugly they make it MUCH easier to identify someone.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:44 PM (lc5cP)

Plus you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery with tattoos.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:45 PM (4wk4O)

155 Not only are tattoos generally ugly they make it MUCH easier to identify someone.
Posted by: 18-1
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Officer...he looked like...like an alien !

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:45 PM (OpB28)

156 but the '65 and '66 models were truly sleek and elegant-looking -- "poetry in motion."

“Luxury whose quiet swiftness bestowed a sense of power, wielded casually as some lesser god might do.”— Raymond Z. Gallun (The Restless Tide)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 28, 2023 10:46 PM (EXyHK)

157 Saw on Small Dead Animals that there are multiple reports from Iran of Israeli air strikes.

Or possibly work accidents.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:46 PM (tkR6S)

158 >>>Teenage girls were expected to wear skirts and dresses in all but the most casual circumstances.

They were allowed to take them off in casual circumstances.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2023 10:47 PM (gv7Yb)

159
Officer...he looked like...like an alien !
Posted by: Mike Hammer

We call them undocumented these days.

Posted by: Woke officer at January 28, 2023 10:48 PM (63Dwl)

160 Plus you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery with tattoos.
Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:45 PM (4wk4O)

Would that apply to those people who were forcibly tattooed in the Nazi camps?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:48 PM (tkR6S)

161 Out: Teenage girls were expected to wear skirts and dresses in all but the most casual circumstances.

In: Sweatshits that say juicy on the ass for teens

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:49 PM (lc5cP)

162 Ok im kinda upset. How come you put a picture of my mom in your post?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2023 10:49 PM (r46W7)

163
We call them undocumented these days.
Posted by: Woke officer
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Much better than 'The undocumented'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:49 PM (miw4b)

164 DAGNABBIT, blocked VPN connection, looks like. Try #2

HI! 👋

Police said a woman wearing no shirt or bra broke into a Catholic church in North Dakota…

Huh. Isn't the weather up in N Dakota this time of year a bit… nipply?

Posted by: mindful webworker - weather or knot at January 28, 2023 10:49 PM (P+TmF)

165 That tricked out SUV, do you remember the South African ones with flame throwers at ankle height?
Noted that link seems to have a thing against Tesla.

Posted by: Ciampino --- it's still alive I tell you at January 28, 2023 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

166 Segal and VanDamme could both join Assholes Anonymous, and I'd still not cut them any slack, because they're assholes.

Put them in the public stocks, and let their exes have at 'em.

On Pay Per View, of course. It'd sell more than their past ten movies, combined.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2023 10:50 PM (e6UQI)

167 Ok im kinda upset. How come you put a picture of my mom in your post?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2023 10:49 PM (r46W7)

Your Mom was Eddie van halen?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:50 PM (tkR6S)

168 AOP
I saw that as well.
Israel getting blamed, natch.
I wonder though if maybe there isn't more of a resistance movement gearing up in Iran?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 28, 2023 10:51 PM (BbSpR)

169 Self-advice number 1: keep the knife edges pointed away from me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2023 10:52 PM (cq4C8)

170 Guest Musicians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTvFAGEuecY

Chicago Mike Beck performs his original song "I'll Get There When I Get There"

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 28, 2023 10:52 PM (1/Nwl)

171 Noted that link seems to have a thing against Tesla.
Posted by: Ciampino --- it's still alive I tell you at January 28, 2023 10:49 PM (qfLjt)

The Leftosphere has turned a 180 on Elon Musk and Tesla.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:52 PM (tkR6S)

172 27 25 The joke is now making its way to Australia and Canada.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2023 09:55 PM (anj39)

But I thought it was the world wide web?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 28, 2023 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
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Yes but in some places they squish spiders.

Posted by: Ciampino - it's still alive at January 28, 2023 10:53 PM (qfLjt)

173 Would that apply to those people who were forcibly tattooed in the Nazi camps?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:48 PM (tkR6S)

I looked it up, and this applies to people who willingly chose to get a tattoo.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 10:53 PM (4wk4O)

174 Some autocrat in CA got into trouble for saying 'cotton picking'.

Wait just a cotton pickin' minute, OK, well, at least he didn't say, 'pea picker'.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 10:53 PM (oQbRJ)

175 Did Seagal ever make a cameo in the Expendables trilogy? I wonder what the beef was there. Top billing, no doubt.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 28, 2023 10:54 PM (Jg7EG)

176 Plus you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery with tattoos.
Posted by: ALH

Can you just hire a mohel to finish the job, first?

Posted by: mikeski denounces himself at January 28, 2023 10:54 PM (P1f+c)

177 When they have us all eating bugs then roaches in the kitchen will be passed off as 'that's our in-house farm' or/and they'll charge you extra for the added 'food' if you complain.

Posted by: Ciampino -- it's still alive at January 28, 2023 10:55 PM (qfLjt)

178
The Leftosphere has turned a 180 on Elon Musk and Tesla.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Have they turned against electric vehicles in general?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2023 10:56 PM (63Dwl)

179 they are going to try and ban EVERYTHING that takes your hands off the wheels.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2023 10:39 PM (lc5cP)

Why yes officer...I WAS scratching my balls...why do you ask?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2023 10:56 PM (XIJ/X)

180 Accompanied a ladyfriend tile shopping for the imminent restoration of her bathroom following repairs from a frozen busted water pipe during the pre-Christmas freeze.

I. HAD. NO. IDEA. SO. MANY. CHOICES. EXIST.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2023 10:56 PM (4I/2K)

181 W/ 421 HO
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:42 PM (OpB2

That's a baaaaddd set of wheels.

Sneaky fast...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 28, 2023 10:56 PM (CCSxw)

182 Sorry David, I don't care how big of a star you are, assless chaps are gay.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 28, 2023 10:57 PM (gv7Yb)

183 Shopping with my wife is cardio time.

We split up. I get my stuff, then find her. No phones.

The rest of the time I work on completing her list. Lots of walking is involved. And some fun was had.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 28, 2023 10:57 PM (u82oZ)

184 Have they turned against electric vehicles in general?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2023 10:56 PM (63Dwl)

I doubt it. They will save the Erf, doncha know? Except Teslas, which are now known to the State of California to emit cancer-causing smug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:57 PM (tkR6S)

185 174 Some autocrat in CA got into trouble for saying 'cotton picking'.

Wait just a cotton pickin' minute, OK, well, at least he didn't say, 'pea picker'.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 10:53 PM (oQbRJ)
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Well it used to be that a cotton-picker was a woman who had lost the string to her tampon ,,,,,, (ducks and hides).

Posted by: Ciampino - fishing for string at January 28, 2023 10:58 PM (qfLjt)

186 Huh. Isn't the weather up in N Dakota this time of year a bit… nipply?
Posted by: mindful webworker

Tomorrow's weather in Fargo: Low -19, High -3.

At those temperatures, I think nipples probably try to hide like testicles do.

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2023 10:58 PM (P1f+c)

187
Some autocrat in CA got into trouble for saying 'cotton picking'.

Sentence him to the cotton fields.

https://youtu.be/K0GB3CnULEg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2023 10:59 PM (63Dwl)

188 Would that apply to those people who were forcibly tattooed in the Nazi camps?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:48 PM (tkR6S)

Nope.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 28, 2023 10:59 PM (XIJ/X)

189 >>>FARGO, N.D. (Valley News Live/Gray News) - Police said a woman wearing no shirt or bra broke into a Catholic church in North Dakota and destroyed a statue of Jesus.
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Should say a woman wearing no shirt, no bra, and no eyebrows broke into a Catholic church...

Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2023 11:00 PM (5utji)

190 Should say a woman wearing no shirt, no bra, and no eyebrows broke into a Catholic church...
Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2023 11:00 PM (5utji)

Sign in The Trough Bar and Grill in East Mesa: "No shirt, no shoes, no service. Women, no shirt, no bra, free drinks."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:04 PM (tkR6S)

191 Count de Monet

We have all been there. Painting a room in the house.

Me: I can see this in a primary color like white.
Wife: You poor man. Eggshell, ecru, bleached linen, off-white ...
Wife: Are you listening to me? *Snaps fingers*
Me: Sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 28, 2023 11:05 PM (u82oZ)

192

You might not believe in Jesus Christ. But you really don't need to do this.

___________

She's likely a nut case, but I think we can expect more of this in the future. The Left doesn't want anyone worshipping anything but the State. And themselves, of course.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2023 11:05 PM (MoZTd)

193 The restaurant cleanliness rating thing is no joke. Some co-workers and I found what we thought was a good Thai place, and had enjoyed our evening until the check arrived, accompanied on the tray by a live roach.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

That was dessert!

https://tinyurl.com/2s3jed3t

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2023 11:06 PM (P1f+c)

194 >>>Tomorrow's weather in Fargo: Low -19, High -3.

At those temperatures, I think nipples probably try to hide like testicles do.

>Imagine what that would do to Prince Harry's penis?
I'm not certain that a container of bag balm would provide the kind of royal protection he would need.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 28, 2023 11:06 PM (Jg7EG)

195
I. HAD. NO. IDEA. SO. MANY. CHOICES. EXIST.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2023 10:56 PM (4I/2K)

_________

Men: white, black, blue, green, red, yellow.

Women: burnt sienna, electric indigo, powder blue, eggshell white.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2023 11:08 PM (MoZTd)

196 Imagine what that would do to Prince Harry's penis?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 28, 2023 11:06 PM (Jg7EG)

Harry is dickless and has balls made out of marshmallow.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 11:09 PM (4wk4O)

197 They are forecasting -40 tomorrow for Calgary. "Is that Fahrenheit or Centigrade?" Yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:09 PM (tkR6S)

198 Men: white, black, blue, green, red, yellow.

Women: burnt sienna, electric indigo, powder blue, eggshell white.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2023 11:08 PM (MoZTd)

And yet, it was a man who invented the color wheel at Sherwin Williams.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (4wk4O)

199 Multiple companies battle fire at egg farm in Bozrah, CT.

https://tinyurl.com/mu6u8s26

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (20F5T)

200 Bleary-eyed Britney has a dream catcher tattooed on her upper chest. Awesome.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

So dreamcatchers actually work?

I mean, it caught the demons and held them next to this woman's heart, right?

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (P1f+c)

201

-40 makes it hard to stampede.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (63Dwl)

202 192

You might not believe in Jesus Christ. But you really don't need to do this.

___________

The problem with this story, and it relates to the church and society in general, is that no one stopped her.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (oQbRJ)

203 She's likely a nut case, but I think we can expect more of this in the future. The Left doesn't want anyone worshipping anything but the State. And themselves, of course.
___

Satan and his minions are funny that way.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:11 PM (20F5T)

204 87 Topless woman breaks into church, destroys Jesus statue, police say
-----

Bleary-eyed Britney has a dream catcher tattooed on her upper chest. Awesome.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 28, 2023 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

She does not look like one that one would wish to see topless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 10:16 PM (tkR6S)
----
She has great aureolas below her waist!
(ducks and hides again)

Posted by: Ciampino - Fish lurk in streams -- Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle at January 28, 2023 11:11 PM (qfLjt)

205 We have all been there. Painting a room in the house.
___

No, we haven't.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:12 PM (20F5T)

206 "Adopting a cat" = "the worst mistake ever." That is all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2023 11:12 PM (cq4C8)

207 Our church has an usher in the lobby and he locks the doors after worship starts. Plus I have it on good authority that he's packing.

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 11:12 PM (4wk4O)

208 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thank you for another excellent and eclectic ONT.

Your link to Vintage Photos of Teenage Girls’ Fashion in the 1950s was fascinating. The past really is a foreign country.

We made it to the moon, have secure voice satellite communications, the Internet amazes, but there is some progress missing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 28, 2023 11:12 PM (u82oZ)

209 Multiple companies battle fire at egg farm in Bozrah, CT.

https://tinyurl.com/mu6u8s26
Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (20F5T)

Arson by PETA, or by Democrats?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:13 PM (tkR6S)

210 That was dessert!

https://tinyurl.com/2s3jed3t

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2023 11:06 PM

Mon estomac...

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 11:13 PM (fbTlc)

211 Your link to Vintage Photos of Teenage Girls’ Fashion in the 1950s was fascinating. The past really is a foreign country.
___

Explains why I have little interest in visiting.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:13 PM (20F5T)

212
Woman: "Should we get the Ice Blue or the Electric Blue?"

Man: "I DON'T CARE! PICK ONE AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 28, 2023 11:13 PM (MoZTd)

213 Arson by PETA, or by Democrats?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

Does it really matter at this point?

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:14 PM (20F5T)

214 "Adopting a cat" = "the worst mistake ever." That is all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2023 11:12 PM

Perhaps a pair of guinea pigs next?

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 11:14 PM (fbTlc)

215 {{{ SMH }}}

I stand corrected. Not the first time I've been wrong. Just ask my wife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 28, 2023 11:15 PM (u82oZ)

216 Men: white, black, blue, green, red, yellow.

Women: burnt sienna, electric indigo, powder blue, eggshell white.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Pontiac GTO colors

Starlight Black
Plum Mist
Fathom Blue
Regimental Red
Cameo Ivory...

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 28, 2023 11:16 PM (ELYbr)

217 >>> 18 The restaurant cleanliness rating thing is no joke. Some co-workers and I found what we thought was a good Thai place, and had enjoyed our evening until the check arrived, accompanied on the tray by a live roach.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 28, 2023 09:53 PM (B97yp)

Ees better zhan after-dinner mint! Eet zee boog!!!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at January 28, 2023 11:16 PM (llON8)

218 The problem with this story, and it relates to the church and society in general, is that no one stopped her.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (oQbRJ)

Well, at 6:30 PM on a Tuesday, there might not be many people present in the main part of the church.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:16 PM (tkR6S)

219 Breaking News... Egg farm on fire...One large coop destroyed...Damage continues to our food supply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JanGxfPLorE

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:17 PM (20F5T)

220 Present

Posted by: DB at January 28, 2023 11:17 PM (geLO8)

221 Our church has an usher in the lobby and he locks the doors after worship starts. Plus I have it on good authority that he's packing.
Posted by: ALH

Our parish has all doors locked all the time - even right before Mass starts. An usher has to hold the door open for you and there is a dedicated 'guard' roaming the parking lot. And we are out in the middle of nowheres ville.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 11:17 PM (qoGsy)

222 SMH

The present is a constant feast of incredible, hard-to-believe events.

The turmoil can lead to both greatness and depravity. Not boring, for sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 28, 2023 11:18 PM (u82oZ)

223 Nekkid in a church is hard to miss.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:18 PM (oQbRJ)

224

The common green iguana makes for a loyal and engaging pet...

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 11:18 PM (fbTlc)

225 Tomorrow's weather in Fargo: Low -19, High -3.…
Posted by: mikeski

Yow! 😱

Makes our Tuesday's forecast of 27°/16° seem practically tropical. Up in the 60s today. I can't complain much.
🌴

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the border of winter & summer at January 28, 2023 11:19 PM (P+TmF)

226 Arson by PETA, or by Democrats?

They're all evil, kindred spirits.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2023 11:19 PM (Xrfse)

227 It's not just the tile color choices, it's also the tile sizes, patterns, finishes, and density ratings (for water absorption). This is for the walls surrounding her standard tub-shower.

And price is a big consideration. Her insurance company was economical, shall we say, spartan even, in calculating replacement costs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2023 11:19 PM (4I/2K)

228

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2023 11:19 PM (Xrfse)

229 Well, I 'effed that one up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2023 11:20 PM (Xrfse)

230 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be warm and cherished.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (u82oZ)

231 Biden's Parole Program: Migrant families rush Miami airport after GOP lawsuit
https://is.gd/b9i2xJ

Posted by: Ciampino - cane we deport them later? at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

232 We now conclude the Italican portion of our program.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (Qzn2/)

233 The common green iguana makes for a loyal and engaging pet...
Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 11:18 PM (fbTlc)

And tastes like chicken, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (tkR6S)

234 It wasn't you, NBFD...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (ZSK0i)

235

Close tags are sooooo 2022...

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (fbTlc)

236 Goodnight, Salty.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (20F5T)

237 Choose the little white hexagon tiles and trim the borders in blue.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (oQbRJ)

238 >>> 229 Well, I 'effed that one up.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2023 11:20 PM (Xrfse)

Look up...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 28, 2023 11:22 PM (llON8)

239 One more for the road.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:23 PM (oQbRJ)

240 Choose the little white hexagon tiles and trim the borders in blue.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:21 PM (oQbRJ)

Pentagons are right out...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:23 PM (tkR6S)

241 Good night all. See you alligators later!

Posted by: ALH at January 28, 2023 11:24 PM (4wk4O)

242 Nekkid in a church is hard to miss.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:18 PM (oQbRJ)

Quakers would protest naked in Puritan churches in the 17th Century. It got to the point that they executed one of the women protesters.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2023 11:24 PM (xhaym)

243 To heck with Gaia, that was never the intention as California is dumping its toxic waste in less-regulated out-of-state facilities

https://is.gd/iVrKUa

Posted by: Ciampino - cane we sue California? at January 28, 2023 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

244 Anything but a night in the barrel...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2023 11:24 PM (Xrfse)

245 Egg cars. It could be a Mazda, it could be a Maserati. You can't tell without looking at the badge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

CAFE standards. The other kind, not the clean-restaurant ones.

Every car in the lineup has to get max gas mileage, so they all have that "perfect" aerodynamic shape. A long sloping rear window, minimal trunk lid length, and the cross-sectional area of the rear end boat-tails down to about half of the car's maximum cross-section.

Every car is now some variation on the original Prius.

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2023 11:24 PM (P1f+c)

246
WHHHHATTT?

Posted by: mindful webworker - barreling along at January 28, 2023 11:24 PM (P+TmF)

247 If Pompeii happened today:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7263yh

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:25 PM (20F5T)

248 Mission accomplished.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6n8v5n

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:27 PM (20F5T)

249 Quakers would protest naked in Puritan churches in the 17th Century. It got to the point that they executed one of the women protesters.
-
I imagine that put a stop to it.

Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2023 11:27 PM (kOpft)

250 If Pompeii happened today:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7263yh

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:25 PM

Oh, for Christ's sake...

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 11:27 PM (8gEf6)

251 If Pompeii happened today:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7263yh
Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:25 PM (20F5T)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:28 PM (tkR6S)

252 Also nearly immediate availability is a limiting factor. Her contractor will be ready to put tile up in her bathroom in a few days. She can't wait 1 - 2 weeks for delivery to the store or to her house.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2023 11:28 PM (4I/2K)

253 Chelsea Clinton pushes WHO power grab to manage the world’s next pandemic

https://is.gd/V9wTKi

Posted by: Ciampino - no Clintons on the throne EVER AGAIN at January 28, 2023 11:29 PM (qfLjt)

254 Quakers would protest naked in Puritan churches in the 17th Century. It got to the point that they executed one of the women protesters.
Posted by: Kindltot
--------------------

Now that's a story, gotta look that up.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:31 PM (oQbRJ)

255 The blog is stalled.

*unplugs blog*

*plugs it back in*

Posted by: mindful webworker - rebootery at January 28, 2023 11:32 PM (P+TmF)

256 Oh, for Christ's sake...
Posted by: Zettai
___

You know it's true.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:32 PM (20F5T)

257
The turmoil can lead to both greatness and depravity. Not boring, for sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Those infamous "interesting times."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2023 11:33 PM (63Dwl)

258 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:28 PM (tkR6S)
__

Just saw this:

Canada is in good...paws...GRRRR!

https://tinyurl.com/337z4kbr

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:33 PM (20F5T)

259 Quakers would protest naked in Puritan churches in the 17th Century. It got to the point that they executed one of the women protesters.
Posted by: Kindltot

Now if they were naked Shakers, we'd have some real entertainment!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 11:34 PM (qoGsy)

260 247 If Pompeii happened today:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7263yh

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:25 PM (20F5T)
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Brilliant.
What F-stop and ASA to use in an ashy environment?

Posted by: Ciampino - gaping fartclams at January 28, 2023 11:35 PM (qfLjt)

261 Now if they were naked Shakers, we'd have some real entertainment!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2023 11:34 PM (qoGsy)

Shake your money-maker!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:36 PM (tkR6S)

262 If Pompeii happened today:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7263yh

Gimme the sound of the rolling dice
Gimme a posca, don't think twice
Erupt the volcano that blows my town away
Take me away to Pompeii

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2023 11:36 PM (Bd6X8)

263 >Brilliant.
What F-stop and ASA to use in an ashy environment?

Posted by: Ciampino

you can meter off the fallen ash- should be close to 13% gray
for an asteroid strike, you'll want to meter the sky about 45 degrees away from the brightest part of the sky
this will let you capture the impact and resultant fireball in all its apocalyptic glory

Posted by: DB at January 28, 2023 11:38 PM (geLO8)

264 Why nothing gets solved:

https://tinyurl.com/zwach5y4

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:39 PM (20F5T)

265 >>>The blog is stalled.

*unplugs blog*

*plugs it back in*

>You have to admit, that role Seagal had as Cockpuncher in The Onion Movie was sorta humorous.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 28, 2023 11:40 PM (Jg7EG)

266 you can meter off the fallen ash- should be close to 13% gray
for an asteroid strike, you'll want to meter the sky about 45 degrees away from the brightest part of the sky
this will let you capture the impact and resultant fireball in all its apocalyptic glory
Posted by: DB at January 28, 2023 11:38 PM (geLO

Probably ought to use a Polaroid camera; might be issues with the photo lab...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:40 PM (tkR6S)

267 Probably ought to use a Polaroid camera; might be issues with the photo lab...

IIRC Polaroids degrade quicker when exposed to heat, which might also be a problem with a pyroclastic flow or a meteor strike.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2023 11:42 PM (Bd6X8)

268 And here's the usual suspects who $$$profit$$$ from fueling agitators and fomenting division (re Memphis)

https://is.gd/61kllo

Posted by: Ciampino - never a mention of the hoodlums at January 28, 2023 11:43 PM (qfLjt)

269 Iran says drone attack targets defense facility in Isfahan

https://tinyurl.com/ycxeuybp

Al Arabiya news channel says that Israel has begun a SpecOp in Iran to destroy the country's military infrastructure.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:43 PM (20F5T)

270 Out.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 28, 2023 11:44 PM (oQbRJ)

271 yeah, in an extinction level event, there might not be time to set up an SLR on a tripod and really compose your photo- better just go with smartphone- then you can share photos with any friends that survived

Posted by: DB at January 28, 2023 11:44 PM (geLO8)

272 There are also reports of assassinations of revolutionary guard corps officers.

All this comes after reports of Iran having several nuke-ready weapons.

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:46 PM (20F5T)

273 >IIRC Polaroids degrade quicker when exposed to heat, which might also be a problem with a pyroclastic flow or a meteor strike.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

yes, the heat pulse from an asteroid strike will pretty much melt/incinerate everything for hundreds of miles in every direction

Posted by: DB at January 28, 2023 11:47 PM (geLO8)

274 You're more likely to die at the hands of a doctor than by a gun.

https://tinyurl.com/mphyax3x

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:48 PM (20F5T)

275 What is meant by a nuke-ready weapon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2023 11:48 PM (63Dwl)

276 264 Why nothing gets solved:

https://tinyurl.com/zwach5y4

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:39 PM (20F5T)
----
Probably applies to every troubleshooting committee, politics and the Medical/Pharma lot. In a separate way, our War Dept. hasn't won a war since 1945 and doesn't want to do so hence our crazy ROE.

Posted by: Ciampino -- never a mention of the hoodlums at January 28, 2023 11:48 PM (qfLjt)

277 photographing an apocalypse will be challenging

Posted by: DB at January 28, 2023 11:48 PM (geLO8)

278 Why nothing gets solved:

https://tinyurl.com/zwach5y4

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:39 PM

That should have been Roadrunner...

Little fooker needs to die!

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2023 11:49 PM (83h76)

279 but there is some progress missing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Going backwards isn't progress in my book

Posted by: Sock Monkey * I used to rock it, sometimes I'd roll it, I always knew what it was for at January 28, 2023 11:50 PM (eAEQg)

280 photographing an apocalypse will be challenging

And even if you get the perfect shot, there's almost no one to share it with.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2023 11:51 PM (Bd6X8)

281 Iran says drone attack targets defense facility in Isfahan
-
AP says factory.

So nuclear related, or producing arms for Russia, or something else?

Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2023 11:51 PM (kOpft)

282
Tomorrow's weather in Fargo: Low -19, High -3.
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[kicks machine]

Damned wood chipper won't crank!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 11:52 PM (cALn2)

283 That should have been Roadrunner...

Little fooker needs to die!

Everyone thinks roadrunners are cool.

Until you see one ripping a baby quail apart for breakfast.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 28, 2023 11:52 PM (Bd6X8)

284 So nuclear related, or producing arms for Russia, or something else?
Posted by: Methos
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Aspirin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 11:52 PM (cALn2)

285 photographing an apocalypse will be challenging

And even if you get the perfect shot, there's almost no one to share it with.
-
On the upside, none of us will be criticizing the elbows.

Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2023 11:53 PM (kOpft)

286 Evening ya'll, how's it hanging? Biggest snowstorm we've had in a couple of yrs here in NW IL.9

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2023 11:54 PM (55Qr6)

287 You Built Your Own Cage

https://tinyurl.com/2p94wtkz

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:55 PM (20F5T)

288 Baby milk factory

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 28, 2023 11:55 PM (63Dwl)

289 281 Iran says drone attack targets defense facility in Isfahan
-
AP says factory.

So nuclear related, or producing arms for Russia, or something else?
Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2023 11:51 PM (kOpft)

DC is broadening the war. Why? I have no idea. We have active combat ops and assassinations in multiple countries... and are bombing Countries without a declaration of war. We have given up any moral high ground we had....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2023 11:56 PM (oHd/0)

290 Why nothing gets solved:
https://tinyurl.com/zwach5y4
Posted by: SMH

I wish that was true for both sides.

Our side repeals Obamacare 50 times when he's still there to veto it, and then lets it slide when the repeal might actually pass.

Their side "solves" the problem, then cranks the ratchet another notch.

Women have no power! Fixed. Gays have no power! Fixed. Trannies have no power! Fixing it..... who's up next? Polygamists? Furries?

Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2023 11:57 PM (P1f+c)

291 277 photographing an apocalypse will be challenging
Posted by: DB at January 28, 2023 11:48 PM (geLO

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You'll need fill-in flash to compensate for the glare of the nuclear fireball.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2023 11:58 PM (Qzn2/)

292 286 Evening ya'll, how's it hanging? Biggest snowstorm we've had in a couple of yrs here in NW IL.9

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2023 11:54 PM (55Qr6)

I'm in central Iowa, that same storm went through here overnight and early this morning, although the worst of it was north of where I am. We got 2 or 3 inches.

Posted by: a.moron at January 29, 2023 12:01 AM (F6Xpw)

293 199 Multiple companies battle fire at egg farm in Bozrah, CT.

https://tinyurl.com/mu6u8s26

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (20F5T)
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May we crack some yolks about this?

Posted by: Ciampino - See hard boiled firemen at January 29, 2023 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

294 Multiple companies battle fire at egg farm in Bozrah, CT.

https://tinyurl.com/mu6u8s26

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (20F5T)
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May we crack some yolks about this?
Posted by: Ciampino - See hard boiled firemen at January 29, 2023 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

Puns are running $8 a dozen around here.

Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2023 12:02 AM (kOpft)

295 ..Women have no power! Fixed. Gays have no power! Fixed. Trannies have no power! Fixing it..... who's up next? Polygamists? Furries? Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2023 11:57 PM (P1f+c)

7.62x51 Delivering power for over fifty years, now!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:03 AM (e6UQI)

296 258 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2023 11:28 PM (tkR6S)
__

Just saw this:

Canada is in good...paws...GRRRR!

https://tinyurl.com/337z4kbr
Posted by: SMH

That picture and the one of him gazing upward, hands folded, wearing some Hindu garb over in India. He's crying out for help. Help in the form of a lead pipe caved into his skull. I wonder if he realizes he's a puppet, controlled by others? He doesn't come across as all that bright.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 29, 2023 12:03 AM (sVfvf)

297 He doesn't come across as all that bright.
___

Not that we have all that much to brag about...

Posted by: SMH at January 29, 2023 12:05 AM (20F5T)

298 I apologize Horde, been drinking with my neighbor, I have no business posting here, the plan is to go golfing tomorrow after my family obligations in the morning. I am going to need one of those fine looking Bloody Mary's up top.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2023 12:08 AM (a4EWo)

299 29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school

Posted by: DB at January 29, 2023 12:09 AM (geLO8)

300 297 He doesn't come across as all that bright.
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Not that we have all that much to brag about...

Posted by: SMH at January 29, 2023 12:05 AM (20F5T)
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Hey, speak for yourself!

Posted by: Ed.D in Basket-weaving Underwater at January 29, 2023 12:09 AM (qfLjt)

301 29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school
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Taylor Lorenz must have some really good fake ID.

Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2023 12:11 AM (kOpft)

302 299 29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2023 12:09 AM (geLO

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Felony impersonation of a sophomore?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2023 12:11 AM (Qzn2/)

303 That picture and the one of him gazing upward, hands folded, wearing some Hindu garb over in India. He's crying out for help. Help in the form of a lead pipe caved into his skull. I wonder if he realizes he's a puppet, controlled by others? He doesn't come across as all that bright.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 29, 2023 12:03 AM (sVfvf)

I don't know the date of the "tiger" photo. If it was a drunken college frat house party, no biggie. The other one is really a lot more cringey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2023 12:11 AM (tkR6S)

304 299 29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school
Posted by: DB

21 Jump Street re-enactor?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 29, 2023 12:12 AM (sVfvf)

305 29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2023 12:09 AM (geLO

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Felony impersonation of a sophomore?

Could be Senior abuse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2023 12:12 AM (Bd6X8)

306 294 Multiple companies battle fire at egg farm in Bozrah, CT.

https://tinyurl.com/mu6u8s26

Posted by: SMH at January 28, 2023 11:10 PM (20F5T)
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May we crack some yolks about this?
Posted by: Ciampino - See hard boiled firemen at January 29, 2023 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

Puns are running $8 a dozen around here.
Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2023 12:02 AM (kOpft)

$20 dollars... same as in town... oh... you said PUN...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2023 12:13 AM (oHd/0)

307 Puns are running $8 a dozen around here.

Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2023 12:02 AM (kOpft)

I felt incredibly lucky. On Friday, I found a dozen large eggs at the grocery store for $5.69. Just last week the price was well over $7 a dozen.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 12:14 AM (emlEe)

308 ..Felony impersonation of a sophomore? ~ Could be Senior abuse. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2023 12:12 AM (Bd6X

*blows whistle*

Penalty, Sophomoronic Humor! Five Yard Penalty, Repeat Third Inning, Puck Drop at the Free Throw Line!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:15 AM (e6UQI)

309
29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school
Posted by: DB

Haven't there been TV shows and movies with a similar plot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2023 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

310 In Novdu, we are feed all of peoples.

It is the tiny but Strategic way of our People.

Even now, the Peoples are Dance and Sing.

The Grandfathers drink, the Grandmothers talk, even dogs are Happy.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at January 29, 2023 12:16 AM (1+jpq)

311 So my dad and his brothers weren't called teenagers, while they were soldiers and sailors?

Posted by: Cosda at January 29, 2023 12:17 AM (6TWy6)

312 Haven't there been TV shows and movies with a similar plot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2023 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

Yep. And there have been (mostly women) who have done this in real life. Something about high school being the best time of their lives. Sounds like Peter Pan Syndrome to me.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 12:18 AM (emlEe)

313 29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school
Posted by: DB

Maybe she's a woman cop, running a sting for pedos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2023 12:18 AM (tkR6S)

314 Is lousy punctuation part of the Saturday Night Joke?

Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 29, 2023 12:20 AM (S7une)

315 29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school
Posted by: DB

How do you do, fellow kids?

Posted by: 29 yo Woman in high school at January 29, 2023 12:21 AM (4I/2K)

316 29-year-old woman faces charges for posing as teen at New Jersey high school
Posted by: DB

MILFs are cutting out the middleman? This is a tough economy.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2023 12:24 AM (P1f+c)

317

Слава Новду!

Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2023 12:24 AM (sF/te)

318 I still need a Novdu plaque for my front door. I would like to be a trendsetter.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2023 12:25 AM (a4EWo)

319 I still need a Novdu plaque for my front door. I would like to be a trendsetter.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Aldi has wood burning pens for hobby use on sale this week.

Posted by: Official Miklos at January 29, 2023 12:27 AM (1+jpq)

320 I still need a Novdu plaque for my front door. I would like to be a trendsetter.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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I want a flag, for the front lawn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2023 12:30 AM (miw4b)

321
I want a flag, for the front lawn.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Could probably just shuffle the Ukrainian colors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2023 12:32 AM (miw4b)

322 Aldi has wood burning pens for hobby use on sale this week.
Posted by: Official Miklos
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Pretty sure that only Gaia haters would use one of those.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2023 12:33 AM (miw4b)

323 Abruptly, it's very quiet here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2023 12:34 AM (miw4b)

324 Novdu is happy for to be Official Partner Village with picturesque Alpine inhabitance of Zettaiburgenstein

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at January 29, 2023 12:34 AM (dXghN)

325 Abruptly, it's very quiet here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2023 12:34 AM (miw4b)

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Too quiet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2023 12:35 AM (Qzn2/)

326 Abruptly, it's very quiet here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2023 12:34 AM (miw4b)

That is because the frogs know the heron is hunting the shallows

Posted by: Kindltot- full of bushcraft wisdom at January 29, 2023 12:35 AM (xhaym)

327 Abruptly, it's very quiet here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Abruptly She Said

Mike Hammer #78

Posted by: Proposed Titles #672 at January 29, 2023 12:37 AM (dXghN)

328 In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2023 12:37 AM (Qzn2/)

329 Solving the room color dilemma was simple. I just asked her to bring me the color she wanted and I'd apply it.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2023 12:38 AM (KATBx)

330 Is it wrong to prefer Bjork's cover of It's Oh So Quiet to Betty Huttons original version?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2023 12:39 AM (xhaym)

331 308 ..Felony impersonation of a sophomore? ~ Could be Senior abuse. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2023 12:12 AM (Bd6X

*blows whistle*

Penalty, Sophomoronic Humor! Five Yard Penalty, Repeat Third Inning, Puck Drop at the Free Throw Line!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:15 AM (e6UQI)
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What happened to the set scrum?

Posted by: Ciampino - punny how wheels turn at January 29, 2023 12:40 AM (qfLjt)

332 I want a flag, for the front lawn.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mountain tops have no more front lawns than the Alamo has a basement.

Posted by: Miklos' Big Adventure in best Jan Hooks voice at January 29, 2023 12:41 AM (dXghN)

333 Abruptly, it's very quiet here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2023 12:34 AM (miw4b)

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Too quiet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2023 12:35 AM (Qzn2/)

Too abruptly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2023 12:41 AM (4I/2K)

334 Evening ya'll, how's it hanging? Biggest snowstorm we've had in a couple of yrs here in NW IL.9

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2023 11:54 PM (55Qr6)

Ours must've gathered steam, because it was just another 4 inches to add to the pile.

Thanks for the update, Farmer. I miss calling up my grandma and asking her what the weather in NW IL was like.

Posted by: pookysgirl, taking it easy after shoveling at January 29, 2023 12:42 AM (XKZwp)

335 Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Posted by: Cicero

*quietly slides over one Token*

Posted by: Miklos thinks it might be worth something one day at January 29, 2023 12:43 AM (dXghN)

336 What happened to the set scrum?
Posted by: Ciampino - punny how wheels turn at January 29, 2023 12:40 AM (qfLjt)

There is the choice for a free kick instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2023 12:43 AM (xhaym)

337 The drumming has stopped, Bwana!

What does that mean?

Bass solo.

Time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2023 12:45 AM (tkR6S)

338 What happened to the set scrum?
Posted by: Ciampino

Agile workshop on Monday

Posted by: Project Manager Miklos, out of time and no budget at January 29, 2023 12:45 AM (dXghN)

339 ..What happened to the set scrum? Posted by: Ciampino - punny how wheels turn at January 29, 2023 12:40 AM (qfLjt)

That infraction was already called on the Third Tee. Goalie had to withstand a Two Point Conversion attempt.

Turns out, the putter spiked a wicked googlie!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:46 AM (e6UQI)

340 That is because the frogs know the heron is hunting the shallows

Posted by: Kindltot
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That should just be 'frogs', specist.

Posted by: ~~The~~ AP at January 29, 2023 12:46 AM (q0Hle)

341 336 What happened to the set scrum?
Posted by: Ciampino - punny how wheels turn at January 29, 2023 12:40 AM (qfLjt)

There is the choice for a free kick instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2023 12:43 AM (xhaym)
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The Wicketkeeper takes that kick, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - is it a birdie or hol in one? at January 29, 2023 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

342 The Wicketkeeper takes that kick, right?
Posted by: Ciampino

The Sticky Wicketkeepers would be a good band name.

Posted by: Miklos, wrong at often as he's right at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (dXghN)

343 ----
The Wicketkeeper takes that kick, right?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Not sure that I like the sound of that.

Posted by: The Wicketkeeper at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (6d1ps)

344 The Wicketkeeper takes that kick, right?
Posted by: Ciampino - is it a birdie or hol in one? at January 29, 2023 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

I think it has something to do with forcing the opposing team to run at least ten meters away, but who knows.

Hurling is better, only because the incomprehensible rules are enforced by clubs.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (xhaym)

345 The Wicketkeeper takes that kick, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - is it a birdie or hol in one? at January 29, 2023 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

With choice of wedges.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (emlEe)

346 The Sticky Wicketkeepers would be a good band name.
Posted by: Miklos, wrong at often as he's right at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (dXghN)

It was one of the songs cut from the Aqualung album, and never recorded past the demo stage.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2023 12:51 AM (xhaym)

347 345 The Wicketkeeper takes that kick, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - is it a birdie or hol in one? at January 29, 2023 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

With choice of wedges.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (emlEe)
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We've made too much of a racket here.

Posted by: Ciampino - a bad ton of ming at January 29, 2023 12:53 AM (qfLjt)

348 ..With choice of wedges. Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (emlEe)

Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Mayo is usually my favorite sandwedge. Lightly toasted sourdough bread, please!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:54 AM (e6UQI)

349 It was one of the songs cut from the Aqualung album, and never recorded past the demo stage.
Posted by: Kindltot

They....they probably had reasons.

Posted by: Miklos, not a Second Guesser type at January 29, 2023 12:54 AM (dXghN)

350 With choice of wedges.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (emlEe)
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We've made too much of a racket here.
Posted by: Ciampino

You are niblicking around the wedges.

Posted by: Judge Miklos Smailes at January 29, 2023 12:57 AM (dXghN)

351 348 ..With choice of wedges. Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 12:49 AM (emlEe)

Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Mayo is usually my favorite sandwedge. Lightly toasted sourdough bread, please!

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:54 AM (e6UQI)
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Got stuck with cricket so need to *bail* out.

Posted by: Ciampino -- a bad ton of ming at January 29, 2023 12:57 AM (qfLjt)

352 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:46 AM (e6UQI)

Pookette tried to play goalie in gym class on Friday. She's too timid to reach into scrums, but she did her best to block shots and her team won four out of seven matches. She's a bit socially awkward, so getting in front of people really isn't her style.

She was ready to burn down the city vehicle barn this morning, however, because we couldn't do Pathfinder since the streets weren't plowed. Poor girl has been waiting for months to start this campaign and even was wearing her "When the DM meows, it's already too late" shirt. So I let her play Cat Quest 2 for a few hours while the city plows did their job and lived another day.

Posted by: pookysgirl, managing the asylum at January 29, 2023 12:59 AM (XKZwp)

353 I'd love a maiden over.

Posted by: Ciampino -- a bad ton of ming to cock my shuttle at January 29, 2023 01:00 AM (qfLjt)

354 Got stuck with cricket so need to *bail* out.
Posted by: Ciampino

He's run of for the Cucumber and Watercress sandwiches.

Tradition, Old Chaps, what?

Posted by: Sir Miklos Miklos-Mikoos, Third Baronet Miklos-Miklos at January 29, 2023 01:00 AM (dXghN)

355 Pookysgirl. If y'all ever make a TxMoMeet, you bring lil' Miss Pookette along with you, you hear?

The Horde there will adopt her SO much, your head will spin!

Lotsa dawgs n' cats n' horses and cattle there for her to enjoy, too. (..some of the cattle will be on the grill...shhh!!!)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 01:03 AM (e6UQI)

356 Pali 13yr old shoots,injures two Israeli settlers. After yesterday's 10 dead things appear Tobe going downhill in Israel. God bless the Israelis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2023 01:03 AM (bbnWS)

357 Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Mayo is usually my favorite sandwedge. Lightly toasted sourdough bread, please!

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:54 AM (e6UQI)

A BLT sandwedge is a bit gritty for my taste, like mussels.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 01:03 AM (emlEe)

358 Tis time. I be tired, the Committee decided furniture rearrangement (for the new year) was in order (pro tip--NEVER argue this point).

So goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2023 01:06 AM (KATBx)

359 ..He's run of for the Cucumber and ~~Watercress~~ Waitress sandwiches. Tradition, Old Chaps, what? Posted by: Sir Miklos Miklos-Mikoos, Third Baronet Miklos-Miklos at January 29, 2023 01:00 AM (dXghN)

That's the KenneDodd on the Lunch Menu. Includes a side of barf bag and self-revulsion. And a dessert of a quart of Handi-Wipes.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 01:06 AM (e6UQI)

360 Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato with Mayo is usually my favorite sandwedge. Lightly toasted sourdough bread, please!

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 12:54 AM (e6UQI)

Can't just eat one though, gotta have 2. Stick a few slices of that taylor ham on it and you'll reach Kolinahr.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2023 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

361 Lotsa dawgs n' cats n' horses and cattle there for her to enjoy, too. (..some of the cattle will be on the grill...shhh!!!)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 01:03 AM (e6UQI)

She'll charm your cats and probably lead them on a rodent-hunting mission. The rodents will escape once she starts giggling with excitement, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't want to eat rodent anyway at January 29, 2023 01:09 AM (XKZwp)

362 I'm a turkey philly guy.

But exec chef at my wife's employer gave her a rather nice sandwich press.

So adapting. Loaf of Trader Joe sourdough on hand.

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2023 01:10 AM (8erNz)

363 Titanic exhibit closed due to water damage...
At least it wasn't ice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 29, 2023 01:15 AM (ynpvh)

364 At around 3 a.m. Thursday, an SDPD sergeant saw a white sedan parked in a handicapped spot in front of the SDPD Traffic Division station

Maybe he was mentally handicapped...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 29, 2023 01:16 AM (ynpvh)

365 ..She'll charm your cats and probably lead them on a rodent-hunting mission. The rodents will escape once she starts giggling with excitement, though. Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't want to eat rodent anyway at January 29, 2023 01:09 AM (XKZwp)

These are Tenth Degree Black Pelt Ninja Barn Cats, any one of which holds more kills than any one headband can proclaim.

Pookette won't be giggling, so much as she'll be in Mousegeddon Awe. And then she'll want to study under those Masters, and you'll have to explain to her why she can't stay behind to be with the kitties in their barn!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2023 01:18 AM (e6UQI)

366 Dance, OverNight Thread commenters, dance!

You are here for my enter*hic*tainment!

Posted by: Klauss Swab at January 29, 2023 01:42 AM (P+TmF)

367 Drone strikes hitting Iran's military industrial complex's. I wonder who is doing it ???

Posted by: raimondo at January 29, 2023 01:44 AM (Byuvq)

368 Favorite sandwich is the next one

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2023 01:52 AM (xhxe8)

369 The joke had me rolling! Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Daniel Kunkle at January 29, 2023 01:57 AM (9JdPm)

370 363 Titanic exhibit closed due to water damage...
At least it wasn't ice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 29, 2023 01:15 AM (ynpvh)
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Jim you should have said hard water - that's what the Neanderthal said when the rain changed to hail.

Posted by: Ciampino -- a bad ton of ming to cock my shuttle at at January 29, 2023 02:01 AM (qfLjt)

371 I felt incredibly lucky. On Friday, I found a dozen large eggs at the grocery store for $5.69. Just last week the price was well over $7 a dozen.
Posted by: RickZ

But the sign didn’t say what kind of eggs, did it.

Heh, heh, heh …

Posted by: Adriane the Suspicious Critic . . . at January 29, 2023 02:03 AM (jonTH)

372 I have good sliced turkey I have provolone I think I have a tomato and got a universe of condiments, got sourdough and toaster and press see what I can do. Maybe throw a little diced green pepper or well drained pickle slices in. Rolls do not press do that's out. All experimental at this point...

Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2023 02:04 AM (8erNz)

373 Rolls do not press do that's out. All experimental at this point...
Posted by: JEM

They do tend to 'puff' up in the oven.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2023 02:08 AM (XF9Gj)

374 But the sign didn’t say what kind of eggs, did it.

Heh, heh, heh …

Posted by: Adriane the Suspicious Critic . . . at January 29, 2023 02:03 AM (jonTH)

They're not human or insect eggs, so that's a plus.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 02:12 AM (emlEe)

375 ... that's unless you murdered the dough.. that is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2023 02:16 AM (XF9Gj)

376 163
We call them undocumented these days.
Posted by: Woke officer
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Much better than 'The undocumented'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2023 10:49 PM (miw4b)
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Persons with negative documentation?

Posted by: Henry Crum - Must have the documents you know at January 29, 2023 02:16 AM (qfLjt)

377 I hate it when a movie does something so off the rails, that it breaks immersion.

Watching Underworld Evolution (second of the series)... good fights... fun movie... and then? a 180 lbs guy grabs a rope attached to a helicopter, and pulls it down to the ground...

Yeah... uh.... when you make a VAMPIRE and WEREWOLF movie, so unrealistic it breaks immersion? yeah...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2023 02:18 AM (oHd/0)

378 Persons with negative documentation?
Posted by: Henry Crum - Must have the documents you know at January 29, 2023 02:16 AM (qfLjt)

They self identify as documented, and our current government takes them at their word.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2023 02:19 AM (oHd/0)

379 Evening.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2023 02:29 AM (KAi1n)

380 They're not human or insect eggs, so that's a plus.
Posted by: RickZ

True dat.

A friend of a friend of a friend sold quail eggs at a farmers market pre-COVID. Not sure if she still has the birds.

Very obviously not duck or chicken eggs.

Posted by: Adriane the Suspicious Critic . . . at January 29, 2023 02:30 AM (jonTH)

381
Behold the power of Pfizer. See these latest posts from Robert Malone:

https://tinyurl.com/2leqztdt
https://tinyurl.com/2napdv5b

Pfizer owns the media lock, stock, and barrel. Also, pretty much the US govt. And their big buddy Google looks out for them to.

Pfizer and Google are in the process of scrubbing that twink employee of theirs that was stung by PV from the record. He doesn't exist anymore. And the media, and the US govt aren't saying a word.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2023 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)

382
As Robert Malone mentioned there, the Daily Mail did a big story on the PV sting of the Pfizer twink. It didn't last but a few minutes, before the Daily Mail deleted it.

That's the power of Pfizer, and demonstrates how they own the damned media worldwide.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2023 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)

383 Thems that got, shall get …

Posted by: Adriane the Suspicious Critic . . . at January 29, 2023 02:45 AM (jonTH)

384
Jordan Walker, MD is being disappeared. At least all online records of him existing. He may soon be bodily disappeared.

The game here is to disappear him, and thus claim he wasn't real, and this was "fake news" and "disinformation".

We are living the matrix, here folks. This is X-Files level stuff going on here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2023 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)

385 Thinking about it, and past exposes (with that cute little accent over the 'e'), if what Project Veritas has shown on their recently released 'gotcha' video to be true, and that's a big 'if' because the guy's a drama twink bragging to a GRINDR date, he would be a bigger muckraker than Upton Sinclair, and he made the History books.

I also love how because he does uncover interviews, like the Big 3 used to do, he's some kind of 'doctoring the video' witch to be burned at the stake of media opinion claiming to be actual news. As if any tv interview is not 'doctored', that is to say edited (although P.V. does release the full video, too, but that doesn't shut up the critics). As if CBS' 60 Minutes didn't get their start doing hidden camera interviews. As if NBC didn't used undercover video, going so far as to become employees, on one of their news shows, exposing a Kroger's meat department, specifically their backdating chicken or covering rotten chicken in b-b-q sauce to cover the smell. As if Michael Moore didn't make a name for himself, and lots of money, doing just that every thing.

Lying fucking hypocrites.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 03:08 AM (emlEe)

386 We are living the matrix, here folks. This is X-Files level stuff going on here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2023 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)

It is certainly a weird time to be alive, that's for sure.

I wonder how much my various History books will be worth in a couple of decades because they aren't woke? Sure am glad I dragged them around my whole life, though. But really, who knew? Yet here we are.

Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 03:14 AM (emlEe)

387 And people wonder why I am a homebody.

Posted by: Infidel at January 29, 2023 03:16 AM (YJQJ8)

388 334 Evening ya'll, how's it hanging? Biggest snowstorm we've had in a couple of yrs here in NW IL.9

Posted by: Farmer at January 28, 2023 11:54 PM (55Qr6)

Ours must've gathered steam, because it was just another 4 inches to add to the pile.

Thanks for the update, Farmer. I miss calling up my grandma and asking her what the weather in NW IL was like.
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking it easy after shoveling at January 29, 2023 12:42 AM (XKZwp)

We have to be in the 7+ so far, and it still coming down.

Posted by: a Dude in MI at January 29, 2023 03:16 AM (/6GbT)

389 Lying fucking hypocrites.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2023 03:08 AM (emlEe)

Julian Assange is in Prison for mishandling Classified documents.

Just like our Presidents and Vice Presidents.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2023 03:24 AM (oHd/0)

390 Good morning

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2023 03:58 AM (T4tVD)

391 (waves at JT)

(pretends to do work stuff)

This is my last midshift. Go back to days next week. I'm hoping to move to mids permanently, eventually.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 29, 2023 04:02 AM (J7wri)

392 Activist at California slavery reparations meeting denounces proposed payment of $223,000: 'Not enough!'
https://is.gd/Xx4RRp

These people are crazy. They may be able to print the money but it will hurt all of us as the value of that Fiat paper becomes negligible.

Posted by: Henry Crum -- Must have the documents you know at January 29, 2023 04:05 AM (qfLjt)

393 DailyMail: Activist at slavery reparations meeting in California blasts the proposed $223,000 payments - yelling almost a quarter of a million dollars for each black resident is 'NOT ENOUGH'

.. but of course

I wonder what a “bad hair day” is worth ?

Perhaps, we should ignore them so as to not disturb their ‘victim’ status

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394 They should probably jump straight to quadrillion 1000 trillion)

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395 Maybe a Nonillion dollars ($1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000)

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