EMT 1/21/23

EMT! Great for snacks and for repairing stucco.

Posted by: krakatoa at 05:39 AM

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1 Where's Skip?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 21, 2023 05:44 AM (enJYY)

2 When do the new Cadillac come in?

Posted by: Muchas buchas at January 21, 2023 05:59 AM (aMJfC)

3 Dont know.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Common Core Math: According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. at January 21, 2023 05:59 AM (qfLjt)

4 Slacking today
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 06:01 AM (xhxe8)

5 Was reading about Alec

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 06:01 AM (xhxe8)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2023 06:01 AM (T4tVD)

7 I should have posted this in the Tech thread:
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Posted by: Ciampino - peripheral because it's always on the edge at January 21, 2023 06:02 AM (qfLjt)

8 A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Posted by: Ciampino

Is the case the part you smack when the printer is out of yellow and won't print your black and white document?

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

9 I still wonder in initial reports on Alec, he got in a heated argument with Halyna about redoing a scene and pulled the weapon and fired, on purpose at her though I have no doubt had no idea it was a live round but should have.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 06:09 AM (xhxe8)

10 Morning, Early Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2023 06:09 AM (UqnOO)

11 I have no doubt had no idea it was a live round but should have.
Posted by: Skip

He was aiming for the arm, just to wound a little bit.

Uncle Joe says.....Okey Dokey

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:10 AM (vd8XM)

12 With all the lying, etc.:
disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

Posted by: Ciampino -- peripheral because it's always on the edge at January 21, 2023 06:11 AM (qfLjt)

13 Morning all

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2023 06:12 AM (LLdlH)

14 With all the lying, etc.:
disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
Posted by: Ciampino

Next up is da-otherthingformation.

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:12 AM (vd8XM)

15
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 21, 2023 06:13 AM (ENBF0)

16 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 06:14 AM (1n+EO)

17 Any updates on Teresa and her daughter, Rebecca's surgical recovery?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 06:14 AM (1n+EO)

18 9 I still wonder in initial reports on Alec, he got in a heated argument with Halyna about redoing a scene and pulled the weapon and fired, on purpose at her though I have no doubt had no idea it was a live round but should have.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 06:09 AM (xhxe

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In other words, his state of mind was '(I wish I could) shoot this fool' and surprise surprise, the gun was loaded.

Posted by: Ciampino - well I had a shot as to his state of mind at January 21, 2023 06:15 AM (qfLjt)

19 In other words, his state of mind was '(I wish I could) shoot this fool' and surprise surprise, the gun was loaded.
Posted by: Ciampino

Wiki says she's Ukrainian born. Hate crime?

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

20 Good morning. Coffee barely helping. Waking up in a country that has suffered two years of Retardo and family. That whole crowd, Big Guy, brother Jimbo, Hunter, and Doc would just fit in living in a dilapidated double wide, selling stolen riding mowers and ditch weed to the middle school kids.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 06:17 AM (lz5hY)

21 A good Saturday morning to all! I didn't even set the alarm last night, that's how carefree I am. Next I'll cross against a light and go three on a match! Somebody stop me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:17 AM (omVj0)

22 Somebody stop me!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You're a wild man!

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

23 "In other words, his state of mind was '(I wish I could) shoot this fool' and surprise surprise, the gun was loaded. "

Top of mind is the Press Muppet's favorite phrase, I believe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 06:19 AM (1n+EO)

24 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 21, 2023 06:19 AM (ju2Fy)

25 I should have posted this in the Tech thread:
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Posted by: Ciampino - peripheral because it's always on the edge at January 21, 2023

***
Isn't that the way Caesar's Commentaries begins . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:20 AM (omVj0)

26 In other words, his state of mind was '(I wish I could) shoot this fool' and surprise surprise, the gun was loaded.

So there is mens rea, and this is why it took two whole years before going for an involuntary manslaughter charge?

I am convinced that there are no competent prosecutors anywhere on planet earth anymore. They can do a whiz-bang job on white-collar process crimes, but only if they have a confession or don't care much about perjury, fraudulent evidence and testimony and frame-up by various government "law enforcement".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 21, 2023 06:21 AM (c7Kvc)

27 20
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 06:17 AM (lz5hY)
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You forgot Nancy The Hoe in the single that they pimp out for extra dough.

Posted by: Ciampino - Dems all hoes, pimps, grifters and communists at January 21, 2023 06:22 AM (qfLjt)

28 Hi olddog

Posted by: Ben Had at January 21, 2023 06:23 AM (ju3pV)

29 Gasket letting in air and icing up freezer damn

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2023 06:23 AM (BRHaw)

30 Somebody stop me!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
You're a wild man!
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023

***
To quote the guy in The Mask, "Ssss-mokin'!"

Nah, I'm more the quiet subversive. Instead of tearing open the pizza box with the perforated tab, I turn the box over and rip it open along another edge. Small way to stick to the man, y' know? (Hey, this Downtown Burbank Brown's good stuff, man!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:23 AM (omVj0)

31 27 Yep. Forgot about that. The single out by the lab shack.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 06:23 AM (lz5hY)

32 Finding the light-An Upper Room devotional

A reflection based on Psalm 18 and a verse from the prophet Micah ( which are linked at the top)
by a young woman from KY who was dealing with a cancer diagnosis:

https://tinyurl.com/bddxj89d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2023 06:24 AM (4DHJM)

33 old dog,
How is your wife's hip doing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 06:25 AM (1n+EO)

34 Gasket letting in air and icing up freezer damn
Posted by: rhennigantx

Maybe you need to sit differently?

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

35 Good Morning Morpns. Today is January 21st 2023. n this day in 1908 New York City passed the Sullivan Ordinance, making it illegal for women to smoke in public, only to have the measure vetoed by the mayor.

Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023 06:25 AM (sbuTN)

36 Sipping my Cafe El Morro coffee, trying to decide if I should go work out or wait until tomorrow; time to feed the furry beasts (the small one has Oppositional Defiance Disorder). It's cool, 56 F., and dampish, with a good chance of rain today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:26 AM (omVj0)

37 Angry and bitter' Michigan school board member claims 'Whiteness is evil,' faces backlash for divisive tweets Michigan school board member Kesha Hamilton claimed White people more dangerous than animals
(of course she is black.}

https://tinyurl.com/nhzym4vz

Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023 06:26 AM (sbuTN)

38 Now NY wants to prevent everyone from smoking
Progress

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 06:26 AM (xhxe8)

39 Morning all.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2023 06:27 AM (ZEa+g)

40
DOJ stiff-arms House Republicans in first response to House Judiciary Committee requests

https://tinyurl.com/55nv5mbt

Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023 06:27 AM (sbuTN)

41 A record number of New Yorkers packed up and moved to Florida in 2022, fleeing the state's high taxes, rising crime, and left-wing politics, according to a report.

https://tinyurl.com/3zeafb5r

Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023 06:28 AM (sbuTN)

42 Democrat-led cities are already moving forward with gas stove bans that will affect millions

all to fight nonexistent global warming.

https://tinyurl.com/4k4cjdjc

Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023 06:28 AM (sbuTN)

43 ood Morning Morpns. Today is January 21st 2023. n this day in 1908 New York City passed the Sullivan Ordinance, making it illegal for women to smoke in public, only to have the measure vetoed by the mayor.
Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023

***
I thought the Sullivan Act was the law about not carrying an unlicensed or unregistered gun in NYC?

There's a funny bit in, I think, the first Thin Man movie. Nick has shot an intruder into their home. The police lieutenant is incensed. "Didn't you ever hear of the Sullivan Act?" Nora waves that away. "That's okay, we're married."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:28 AM (omVj0)

44 Morning, Ben Had. Glad to see you posting this A.M.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 21, 2023 06:28 AM (ju2Fy)

45 Political cartoon of the day

https://tinyurl.com/4jsc62wp

Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023 06:29 AM (sbuTN)

46 I hope everybody's well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:29 AM (omVj0)

47 Ramirez
https://tinyurl.com/5n8mf436

Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023 06:30 AM (sbuTN)

48 "Didn't you ever hear of the Sullivan Act?" Nora waves that away. "That's okay, we're married."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I think that was a joke about the Mann Act.

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

49 record number of New Yorkers packed up and moved to Florida in 2022, fleeing the state's high taxes, rising crime, and left-wing politics, according to a report. "

How long before we see "exit taxes"?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 21, 2023 06:31 AM (F24yq)

50 Thanks for the news Vic!

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:32 AM (vd8XM)

51 Flight attendant holds woman's hand and helps explain to noises to a nervous woman:

https://tinyurl.com/z3t2c4ny

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2023 06:34 AM (D+F6R)

52 VIA her hip is still giving her some issues. They aspirated her hematoma to verify it was blood and not fluid from ruptured bursa. Thus leaving another needle track that could potentially not heal correctly. It's flared up couple times this week.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 21, 2023 06:34 AM (ju2Fy)

53 50 Thanks for the news Vic!

Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023 06:32 AM (vd8XM

Sorry for late post. Took me a while to find notepad in Windows 11.

Posted by: vic/ at January 21, 2023 06:35 AM (sbuTN)

54 Mr Biden noted that this Sunday’s anniversary date will be the first in half a century without the constitutional right to abortion care affirmed by the landmark US Supreme Court case.

There really was never a law or defined right other than a right to privacy. We live in a strange republic that makes up so-called rights and then turns around and makes laws that clearly reduce and usurp Government Protected Natural Rights.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2023 06:37 AM (BRHaw)

55 If you need a laugh this is short but hilarious:
https://youtu.be/TSFmipc_60s

Posted by: Ciampino - Owners of digital watches: Your days are numbered! at January 21, 2023 06:38 AM (qfLjt)

56 There's a funny bit in, I think, the first Thin Man movie. Nick has shot an intruder into their home. The police lieutenant is incensed. "Didn't you ever hear of the Sullivan Act?" Nora waves that away. "That's okay, we're married."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:28 AM

And Wolfus beats me to the Thin Man reference.

*wanders of to find coffee*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2023 06:40 AM (Wnv9h)

57 Repost from yesterday. Former Air Force vet and farmer from AL who died in January secretly helped people in his community. Sunny Skyz story

https://tinyurl.com/2v2rykw6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2023 06:40 AM (SzF2S)

58 off

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2023 06:40 AM (Wnv9h)

59 My bank got on the bandwagon, posting direct deposits two days early. That would mean my SS check would be there Monday. Nope, it's there today because Friday night is the last posting for the weekend. Four days early. Banks don't do this out of the goodness of their heart. Must be some accounting sorcery that makes them a couple bucks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 06:41 AM (lz5hY)

60 constitutional right to abortion care affirmed

Every bit of that is an outright lie.

Rights are not discovered in the Constitution, in fact the framers were concerned that fools would later consider the Bill of Rights as a limited and definitive enumeration of Rights that are bestowed upon on us by the Creator.

Of course, murdering children is not something that God would recommend in His moral code, particularly when we see that children are considered, by the Creator, and by evidence of human history to be a blessing.

As for the juxtaposition of "abortion" with "care"? Only a hardened psychopath would consider murdering an innocent child to be a form of "care".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 21, 2023 06:42 AM (c7Kvc)

61 "Didn't you ever hear of the Sullivan Act?" Nora waves that away. "That's okay, we're married."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I think that was a joke about the Mann Act.
Posted by: Bruce at January 21, 2023

***
Exactly; and the audience was expected to recognize that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:42 AM (omVj0)

62 My bank got on the bandwagon, posting direct deposits two days early. That would mean my SS check would be there Monday. Nope, it's there today because Friday night is the last posting for the weekend. Four days early. Banks don't do this out of the goodness of their heart. Must be some accounting sorcery that makes them a couple bucks.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023

***
Hm! My SS is not due until Wednesday. Maybe I should check on Monday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:45 AM (omVj0)

63 Posted by: Ciampino - Owners of digital watches: Your days are numbered! at January 21, 2023 06:38 AM (qfLjt

Thanks. That was funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2023 06:46 AM (D+F6R)

64 62 Depends on the bank Wolfus. There seems to be quite a few doing it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 06:46 AM (lz5hY)

65 Good morning dear morons

Today will be a good day! Slept past 3am!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2023 06:47 AM (EZebt)

66 Coffee and Whataburger. Go together like......well......whiskey and a cold glass.

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 06:48 AM (1KS1Z)

67 60 constitutional right to abortion care affirmed

Every bit of that is an outright lie.

Rights are not discovered in the Constitution, in fact the framers were concerned that fools would later consider the Bill of Rights as a limited and definitive enumeration of Rights that are bestowed upon on us by the Creator.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 21, 2023 06:42 AM (c7Kvc)
----
Excellently put.
I love the Left's term 'reproductive health'.
Well we know that they always mean the opposite of what they speak.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Owners of digital watches: Your days are numbered! at January 21, 2023 06:48 AM (qfLjt)

68 Depends on the bank Wolfus. There seems to be quite a few doing it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023

***
My major bank is Chase, only because they are located practically next door and have ATMs everywhere. Though one lane of the drive-up ATM near me has been broken for months, and yesterday the other was out of service too. Lovely living in a 3rd-world country.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:50 AM (omVj0)

69 I thought that all SS deposits are on Tuesday nights.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 21, 2023 06:50 AM (TXFi7)

70 thought that all SS deposits are on Tuesday nights.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 21, 2023

***
I was told that it depends on your birthday when in the month it happens, and always on a Wednesday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 21, 2023 06:51 AM (omVj0)

71 San Franpsycho you know if you were on the east coast your sleep schedule would be normal

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 06:52 AM (xhxe8)

72 Four days early. Banks don't do this out of the goodness of their heart. Must be some accounting sorcery that makes them a couple bucks.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I received a check earlier this week from Wells Fargo for the estate of dad. He passed in 19. It was for over 1K. I closed that account years ago because it was empty.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2023 06:52 AM (ZEa+g)

73 I saw an ad last night that said Wells Fargo is doing the 2 days early deposit thing.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 21, 2023 06:53 AM (WNfWI)

74 Thanks for VNN. Hope you are well Vic, it has been a while.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2023 06:54 AM (EZebt)

75 69 The gal at the bank said they receive notification of a release of funds about four or five days before "payday", Wednesday for Social Security retirement. When a lot of people still got checks, there would be trays at the post office, days early, marked for delivery on such and such a date.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 06:55 AM (lz5hY)

76 My SS deposit is on the 3rd, or on friday before if the 3rd falls on the weekend.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 21, 2023 06:55 AM (WNfWI)

77 A coalition of news organizations, including The Associated Press, filed a court motion in San Francisco seeking access to evidence against the man charged in last year’s attack on former U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband.

Notice this statement leave much out. Do they want info on the alleged attacker or what really happened?

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2023 06:56 AM (BRHaw)

78 Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 06:52 AM (xhxe

===

I am not a Californian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2023 06:57 AM (EZebt)

79 "Notice this statement leave much out. Do they want info on the alleged attacker or what really happened?

ha"

I believe the NYT was a signatory to that as well.

New York Times wants to see the evidence as well.

Seems odd.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 06:58 AM (1n+EO)

80 Going to see if I csn get some sleep as I haven't gone to bed yet. See you all later.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 21, 2023 06:59 AM (qfLjt)

81 Time for teh obligatory...

It's 47.7 degrees in the back yard, and my birdbath is not frozen.

And the eels have all departed.
In their hovercraft.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 06:59 AM (1n+EO)

82
It's 47.7 degrees in the back yard, and my birdbath is not frozen.

Balmy. 26 here.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2023 07:01 AM (ZEa+g)

83 mornin yall. The locals have not murdered each other much so far this year, but fixed that with 4 killings yesterday.

Posted by: fd at January 21, 2023 07:02 AM (iayUP)

84 Any word on the antifa night of rage in GA?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 07:02 AM (lz5hY)

85 "Balmy. 26 here. "

Judges would have accepted, 'Ridiculously cold!'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 07:02 AM (1n+EO)

86
Vic's "late"= everybody's "still asleep".

Posted by: Auspex at January 21, 2023 07:02 AM (j4U/Z)

87 Judges would have accepted, 'Ridiculously cold!'
Posted by: Village Idiot's

Yes, I am sick of it.

Posted by: Infidel at January 21, 2023 07:04 AM (ZEa+g)

88 "Any word on the antifa night of rage in GA?"

I was just perusing the Atlanta news, and while there are several reports of heavy Police presence all over through the night, no current reports of violence.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 07:04 AM (1n+EO)

89 86: he posted above. No news though. Still figuring out Win11?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2023 07:05 AM (sAmhv)

90 I'm not asleep, I'm at work.

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 07:05 AM (1KS1Z)

91 85 "Balmy. 26 here. "

Judges would have accepted, 'Ridiculously cold!'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 07:02 AM (1n+EO)

That sounds balmy to us!

Posted by: Yakutsk residents, where it's currently -54. at January 21, 2023 07:06 AM (PiwSw)

92 "I'm not asleep, I'm at work."

In the world of government work, you can do both!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 07:06 AM (1n+EO)

93 88 Heh. Maybe the cops got smart and started a rumor that The Ghost of Kenosha, our man Kyle, was on the scene.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 07:06 AM (lz5hY)

94 "Any word on the antifa night of rage in GA?"

If there were any justice, that gay couple in Atlanta that was pimping out their adopted kids would be dragged thru the streets and set on fire. As it is though, spitting on a rainbow crosswalk will get you thrown in jail.

Posted by: fd at January 21, 2023 07:07 AM (iayUP)

95 How is "vic/-" removing the space after his nic and before the "at January 21, etc."?

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2023 07:07 AM (bt2PN)

96 Re: sidebar

Lamont?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2023 07:11 AM (CsVWE)

97 Any word on the antifa night of rage in GA?

I saw a speculation last night that the Antifa org was ruthlessly rolled up using the Roe v. Wade leak as bait. Remember how nothing happened after the ruling finally came out, during Antifa primetime (i.e., the summer)?

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2023 07:12 AM (08CnU)

98 75 69 The gal at the bank said they receive notification of a release of funds about four or five days before "payday", Wednesday for Social Security retirement. When a lot of people still got checks, there would be trays at the post office, days early, marked for delivery on such and such a date.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 06:55 AM (lz5hY)

When USPS wants to close branches COngresscritters complain old people will not get their checks. 1. California get send around 50k checks per year. Texas around 40k and FLA around 30k. 2. It was either Cruz or Paul that said that 95% of physical check receiving SS people are fake, dead, or illegal.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2023 07:12 AM (BRHaw)

99 Usually for me it's I'm not asleep I am driving home

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 07:14 AM (xhxe8)

100 ha

@KurtSchlichter: The Regime Media Only Likes Ronna McDaniel @GOPChairwoman Because She LOSES

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2023 07:14 AM (BRHaw)

101 Powerline week in pictures
https://tinyurl.com/4vn3yccr

I need some funnies

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 07:15 AM (xhxe8)

102 Morning peeps. Looks like another overcast and chilly day here in the Bluegrass. I got a floodlight accessory to mount today for our perimeter security system... assuming it warms up a bit. 31 out there, and dark.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 21, 2023 07:16 AM (Q4IgG)

103 >>>In other words, his state of mind was '(I wish I could) shoot this fool' and surprise surprise, the gun was loaded.

>Interesting thought experiment; was the hammer already cocked? Did Baldwin cock the hammer? 1/2 cock? Full cock?

Half cock allows you to freely spin the cylinder for loading and unloading. Full cock is how you get a 'hot' firearm, and in most cases, if this was a 'standard' SAA revolver, indexes the cylinder to the next chamber. Was the cylinder full of 'hot' cartridges or did it have just one 'hot' round strategically placed to index to the firing position when fully cocked?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 21, 2023 07:17 AM (kaTkN)

104 47 year old Fox news VP dies of heart attack.

Posted by: fd at January 21, 2023 07:18 AM (iayUP)

105
Good morning, Hordians. Productive day yesterday working on my hobby.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 21, 2023 07:18 AM (MoZTd)

106 104 Was it unexpectedly, or marked down in his dayplanner?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 07:19 AM (lz5hY)

107 Good morning horde! Fourth round of chemo yesterday. Went well. Doc says this was the last dose of carboplatin and I should do better from here on out as far as side affects. February 3 I will get a CT scan and see how the old lungs are doing. Pray that the results are good!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 07:24 AM (nxdel)

108 Thanks for the funnies, Skip. I particularly liked the cartoon by Michael Ramirez-"Step Away From The Stove."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2023 07:25 AM (D+F6R)

109 "Pray that the results are good!"

we're on it, you go girl!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 21, 2023 07:26 AM (1n+EO)

110 What's the latest news on Mr. D'oh?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 21, 2023 07:26 AM (XlE1Z)

111 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 07:24 AM (nxdel)

Am praying fr you every morning, Jewells, and will pray on Feb. 3rd too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2023 07:26 AM (D+F6R)

112 107 Good morning horde! Fourth round of chemo yesterday. Went well. Doc says this was the last dose of carboplatin and I should do better from here on out as far as side affects. February 3 I will get a CT scan and see how the old lungs are doing. Pray that the results are good!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 07:24 AM (nxdel)

Good to hear, Jewells. I hope everything goes well. Hang in there, we're all pulling for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2023 07:28 AM (CsVWE)

113 110 What's the latest news on Mr. D'oh?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 21, 2023 07:26 AM (XlE1Z)

I have not heard anything since they were talking about taking him on the vent. I probably missed a couple updates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2023 07:29 AM (CsVWE)

114 @104

>>47 year old Fox news VP dies of heart attack.

Yeah, but his death would have been much worse had he not been vaxxed and boosted, now if you'll excuse me I have a private plane to catch to an exclusive conference.

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Albert Boulra who frequently swims around in pools of cash in a style reminiscent of Scrooge McDuck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2023 07:29 AM (up/3i)

115 Jewells, may your your relief from this trouble be right around the next curve. Just keep picking them and putting them down.

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 07:29 AM (1KS1Z)

116 Albert Boulra who frequently swims around in pools of cash in a style reminiscent of Scrooge McDuck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2023 07:29 AM (up/3i)

You'd think that he would have gotten the phantom version.

I will continue to point at at this point: it seems like all of the bureaucrats and politicians (who all were pushing the Vaxx) seem to be ... anecdotally statistically an outlier compared to the general population as far as the sudden spike in cardiovascular incidents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2023 07:32 AM (CsVWE)

117 My favorite was asteroid hitting Davos
We will all own everything and be happy

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 07:33 AM (xhxe8)

118 115 Jewells, may your your relief from this trouble be right around the next curve. Just keep picking them and putting them down.
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 07:29 AM (1KS1Z)

I just had an image of Jewells doing shots with the doctor and staring him down across the table.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2023 07:33 AM (CsVWE)

119 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 21, 2023 07:34 AM (cknjq)

120 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 21, 2023 07:34 AM (XlE1Z)

121 I just had an image of Jewells doing shots with the doctor and staring him down across the table.

LOL!! Hey that does remind me though, I can actually tolerate a margarita now! I love raspberry margaritas but now I can't find the raspberry liqueur I normally use. Chambord is way too expensive.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 07:37 AM (nxdel)

122 @116

>I will continue to point at at this point:

I will say it point blank, the well connected did not take the clot shot and have instead been habitually using the prophylactic treatments that they knew worked but were denied to the peasants.

All very long list of people need to meat the business end of an industrial wood chipper.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2023 07:37 AM (up/3i)

123 I just had an image of Jewells doing shots with the doctor and staring him down across the table.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2023 07:33 AM (CsVWE)
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Jist like Marian Ravenswood!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 21, 2023 07:37 AM (XlE1Z)

124 good for you jewells. My buddy Paul has a break in his chemo this week and will have his scan Jan. 30. He says the results are known in a few hours.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2023 07:40 AM (EZebt)

125 G'morning all. I usually don't like to brag about my wealth but...I'm having two eggs this morning!

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 21, 2023 07:41 AM (7ZQe3)

126 It was either Cruz or Paul that said that 95% of physical check receiving SS people are fake, dead, or illegal.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 21, 2023 07:12 AM (BRHaw)

Back in the day it was a habit of street urchins to steal the geezer's SS checks out the mail box.

The little scamps! Now the nigerian princes do it with their remain blessed emails.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2023 07:42 AM (R/m4+)

127 > I will continue to point at at this point: it seems like all of the bureaucrats and politicians (who all were pushing the Vaxx) seem to be ... anecdotally statistically an outlier compared to the general population as far as the sudden spike in cardiovascular incidents.
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I too have noticed this... phenomenon. I noticed it is also low amongst the media class as well. Yet compared to the ratio of "medical coincidences" amongst the sports and entertainment sectors it is painfully obvious something is going on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 21, 2023 07:42 AM (Q4IgG)

128 >I'm having two eggs this morning!

I'm still waiting on my loan to be approved.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 21, 2023 07:42 AM (DB16e)

129 Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2023 07:40 AM (EZebt)

I've been wondering how he is doing. Yeah I can probably see my results online but the last time I did that (when he was wanting to rule out blood clots in my lungs) it made very little sense and what I could understand sounded bad. He said, "that's why I told you not to look!" He explained it all to me though and I felt better.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 07:43 AM (nxdel)

130 LOL!! Hey that does remind me though, I can actually tolerate a margarita now! I love raspberry margaritas but now I can't find the raspberry liqueur I normally use. Chambord is way too expensive.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 07:37 AM (nxdel)

Hmmm, seeing a lot of raspberry vodkas. Instructions on how to make your own raspberry liquor. Chambourd really is more expensive than the others.

Baja Luna raspberry liquor. $18.49

John Dekuyper & Sons 'Rouge' Raspberry Liqueur 1 Liter 19.99

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2023 07:45 AM (CsVWE)

131 Yes, he had a similar experience. There was a nurse's strike last week and he said the center was still fairly chaotic as a result.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2023 07:47 AM (EZebt)

132 Jist like Marian Ravenswood!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 21, 2023 07:37 AM (XlE1Z)

I imagine less swaying and more steely eyed resolve.

Jewells: Is that all you got, bitch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 21, 2023 07:48 AM (CsVWE)

133 Aetius, DeKuyper is what I was using and I cannot find it anywhere in my little burg. I may actually have to venture into the KC area. *shudders*

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 07:49 AM (nxdel)

134 Looking up Cane Toads ( brought it up on Tech) that they are listed as #3 worse invasive species on the planet

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 07:50 AM (xhxe8)

135 'Mornin', Ben Had.

Posted by: creeper at January 21, 2023 07:50 AM (cTCuP)

136 Jewrlls @ 133-
'I'm going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come....'

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 07:52 AM (z3WCn)

137 Looking up Cane Toads ( brought it up on Tech) that they are listed as #3 worse invasive species on the planet
Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 07:50 AM (xhxe

Tim Finn has a cute little number called "The Cane Toad Blues".

Cane toads are coming, cane toads are coming
Main roads are humming with the cane toad blues...

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2023 07:53 AM (R/m4+)

138 Happy Lunar New Year to all the morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2023 07:54 AM (EZebt)

139 Russia versus the USA. Any questions?

https://tinyurl.com/yxksj75c

Posted by: GlowieMikeZZZZZ at January 21, 2023 07:54 AM (ikUMa)

140 Hairyback Guy-
There's a town in S.C. named Frogmore. I can remrmber driving a truck through there in a thunderstorm, and there were thousands of dime-sized frogs all over. Raining frogs.

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 07:58 AM (z3WCn)

141 The “posting checks that they _know_are good bit probably makes their overall balance look a lot better. The software is now probably subtle enough to put it on the balance sheet as a positive but not allow/slow walk withdrawals until the actual, stated day. The extra few days of interest on billions would be worth it, and the balance sheet averages would look better to Federal regulators.

Posted by: Coelacanth at January 21, 2023 08:04 AM (OCzl8)

142 Morning, all
So good to see Vic, who has been greatly missed.

The visit with our daughter's family went well. Our son came down at the same time and was a huge help with the babies, so we got to see him as well.
And my sister drove up from Austin to see them, so we got to visit, too.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 21, 2023 08:05 AM (wE246)

143 There's a town in S.C. named Frogmore. I can remrmber driving a truck through there in a thunderstorm, and there were thousands of dime-sized frogs all over. Raining frogs.
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 07:58 AM (z3WCn)

Hahaha...Nice!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2023 08:06 AM (R/m4+)

144 Good morning Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at January 21, 2023 08:07 AM (zddNi)

145 Morning Mouth Breathers
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 21, 2023 07:34 AM (cknjq)

*opens mouth*
*inhales*
*exhales*

Posted by: Doof at January 21, 2023 08:08 AM (zddNi)

146 Morning Doof!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 08:09 AM (nxdel)

147 Ace's upcoming week as "Lamont" illustrates the difference between us and the Left- we can laugh at ourselves.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 21, 2023 08:09 AM (wE246)

148 143 There's a town in S.C. named Frogmore. I can remrmber driving a truck through there in a thunderstorm, and there were thousands of dime-sized frogs all over. Raining frogs.
Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 07:58 AM (z3WCn)

That's not funny!

Posted by: The Egyptians in Exodus 8 at January 21, 2023 08:10 AM (PiwSw)

149 {{{Jewells}}}!!

Posted by: Doof at January 21, 2023 08:16 AM (zddNi)

150 Ace's upcoming week as "Lamont" illustrates the difference between us and the Left- we can laugh at ourselves.
Posted by: sal

I must've missed something while in airplane mode yesterday. Did ace put up more shelving and thusly need to be Lamont next week?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 21, 2023 08:17 AM (3CCua)

151 record number of New Yorkers packed up and moved to Florida in 2022, fleeing the state's high taxes, rising crime, and left-wing politics, according to a report. "
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I can verify this to be true.
They are frickin everywhere here.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 21, 2023 08:18 AM (RS6SK)

152 Lamont > Aunt Esther

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2023 08:19 AM (EZebt)

153 If everyone is moving the Florida won't weight of all those extra people cause the state to sink into the ocean? Or maybe tip over?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 08:22 AM (nxdel)

154 @107 Prayers up, Jewells.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 21, 2023 08:22 AM (ju2Fy)

155 Ace's upcoming week as "Lamont" illustrates the difference between us and the Left- we can laugh at ourselves.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 21, 2023 08:09 AM (wE246)

Lamont week?? What did I miss?

Posted by: Doof at January 21, 2023 08:22 AM (zddNi)

156 Low 49's out thar, not warm...but great January weather.

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2023 08:23 AM (T4tVD)

157
Lamont week?? What did I miss?
Posted by: Doof

In the sidebar, up near the top. I wanna know what I missed too.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 21, 2023 08:26 AM (3CCua)

158 record number of New Yorkers packed up and moved to Florida in 2022, fleeing the state's high taxes, rising crime, and left-wing politics, according to a report. "
++++
I can verify this to be true.
They are frickin everywhere here.

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They are everywhere here, too. Literally everywhere. I saw a report a few days ago that there has been an explosion of new residents to the these top 4 states: FL, TX, NC and SC. Here in SC, the number of out of state plates is breathtaking. Like nothing I've seen in the 25 years I've lived here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2023 08:26 AM (sVtYq)

159 The Markles have dropped out of the news.They need something for some publicity. Maybe they can gender-swap. No, I guess thats pretty much already been done. How about Meg's gets Harry preggers?

Posted by: fd at January 21, 2023 08:27 AM (iayUP)

160 Welcome back Vic!! We missed you.

Posted by: Higher Ed at January 21, 2023 08:27 AM (nzg4m)

161 ||Chris Hipkins is set to become New Zealand's next prime minister
WELLINGTON, New Zealand — Education Minister Chris Hipkins is set to become New Zealand's next prime minister after he was the only candidate to enter the contest Saturday to replace Jacinda Ardern. [...]

Hipkins, 44, must still garner an endorsement Sunday from his Labour Party colleagues, but that is just a formality now. An official transfer of power will come in the days to follow. [...]

The lack of other candidates indicated party lawmakers had rallied behind Hipkins to avoid a drawn-out contest and any sign of disunity following Ardern's departure.

Hipkins will have only a little more than eight months in the role before contesting a general election. Opinion polls have indicated that Labour is trailing its main opponent, the conservative National Party.||
Sure, no one else wants the job out of party unity.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 21, 2023 08:27 AM (Vwz3I)

162 Low 49's out thar, not warm...but great January weather.
Posted by: JT

37 and supposed to go up to the 60s and sunny here in North Alabama. Looking forward to some motorcycling today.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 21, 2023 08:27 AM (3CCua)

163 Lamont you big dummy. Ace posted the Mexican sugar skull video which was obviously a reverse of what really happens. So he's the big dummy Lamont.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 21, 2023 08:29 AM (2NHgQ)

164 Hi, Jewells. Thank you for some good news for a change.

Hurry, February 3.

Posted by: creeper at January 21, 2023 08:30 AM (cTCuP)

165 Should go out and do some yard work before it does only get into the 20s

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2023 08:30 AM (xhxe8)

166
I saw a report a few days ago that there has been an explosion of new residents to the these top 4 states: FL, TX, NC and SC.

Yup, I'd consider moving to FL, NC, or SC. Not TX, nothing personal, just never been there. Preference would be somewhere coastal near the NC/SC border. Look at which one has preferential taxes.

Even before the Fetterman, PA was going to shit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 21, 2023 08:30 AM (enJYY)

167 Wtf am I doing up?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2023 08:31 AM (VwHCD)

168 Only I know the real reason Ace is commenting as Lamont.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 21, 2023 08:31 AM (SYTee)

169 "My house is genuine stucco. Which makes me the stuckee." -- Johnny Carson

(yes, children, there was a time when late-night "comedians" were actually funny)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:32 AM (bW8dp)

170 Lamont you big dummy. Ace posted the Mexican sugar skull video which was obviously a reverse of what really happens. So he's the big dummy Lamont.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Ahhhhhh, in the Golden Years Cafe. Content. I'm supposed to read the content and click the links now? Cool video, would love to watch an artist actually make one in people space.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 21, 2023 08:32 AM (3CCua)

171 > Lamont you big dummy.

Lamont Sanford > Ned Lamont.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:33 AM (bW8dp)

172 The eastern states are receiving the NY refugees/missionaries while the western states are receiving the COW contingent. CA, OR and WA. Here in our small town in MT there are now 4 maps at the BMV to hold all of the stick pins showing where the newly licensed come from. They really just need to put up and extra large CA only map.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 21, 2023 08:33 AM (2NHgQ)

173 I'm supposed to read the content and click the links now?

That's the last straw.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2023 08:33 AM (45fpk)

174 > It was either Cruz or Paul that said that 95% of physical check receiving SS people are fake, dead, or illegal.

Do they even still allow you to do that? I don't think I was given a choice when I turned 29.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:36 AM (bW8dp)

175 Gunfire damages 3rd N.C. power station as FBI investigates

https://tinyurl.com/2fh5axcr

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Don't worry, folks. Just buy those electric cars and give up your gas stoves and don't think too much about current events.

Posted by: Anyone ever explain why our military is announcing deaths in Ukraine? at January 21, 2023 08:36 AM (k1L5r)

176 Wtf am I doing up?
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I don't know about you but I had to get up at 5:12 to pee and couldn't get back to sleep.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 21, 2023 08:38 AM (Vwz3I)

177 > I don't think I was given a choice when I turned 29.

Now that I think about it, I'm sure I wasn't. The options were a) deposit it to your own bank account or b) get it on some kind of quasi-gummint card.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:38 AM (bW8dp)

178 Good Saturday morning, horde!

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 21, 2023 08:38 AM (OX9vb)

179 Berserker, up all night or just now getting up? That's the burning question.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 08:39 AM (nxdel)

180 Gunfire damages 3rd N.C. power station as FBI investigates
https://tinyurl.com/2fh5axcr
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Don't worry, folks. Just buy those electric cars and give up your gas stoves and don't think too much about current events.
Posted by: Anyone ever explain why our military is announcing deaths in Ukraine?

Interesting that this is only happening in places without high adoption rates for 'electric shiz isn't it. Why, it's almost as if it was an OP. By. Top. Men.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 21, 2023 08:39 AM (3CCua)

181 My house is genuine stucco. Which makes me the stuckee." -- Johnny Carson

(yes, children, there was a time when late-night "comedians" were actually funny)
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Carson told a lot of political jokes too. And they were funny.
But he didn't take sides. He would skewer one side. Then turn around and skewer the other.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 21, 2023 08:39 AM (RS6SK)

182 Your govnent check is all bout govnent control. Yo.

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 08:39 AM (z3WCn)

183 I don't think I was given a choice when I turned 29.

Now that I think about it, I'm sure I wasn't. The options were a) deposit it to your own bank account or b) get it on some kind of quasi-gummint card.
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Almost like it's because it's rife with fraud

Posted by: Anyone ever explain why our military is announcing deaths in Ukraine? at January 21, 2023 08:40 AM (ia0+L)

184 > But he didn't take sides. He would skewer one side. Then turn around and skewer the other.

Yep. I'm guessing that he was a liberal (because Hollywood), but I still remember him hammering Jimmy Peanut pretty hard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:40 AM (bW8dp)

185 I don't know about you but I had to get up at 5:12 to pee and couldn't get back to sleep.
Posted by: andycanuck

0530 here, and the damned cat wanted me to make up for being gone all week. Demanded neck scritches and a full body brushing while he lounged in his window bed. Basically, pet and brush his big grey ass to sleep.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 21, 2023 08:41 AM (3CCua)

186 Those people "fleeing" blue shit holes....

One has to suspect they're all not actually "fleeing." As in they've somehow seen the light and are bugging out.

The same phenomenon is occurring here in the Bluegrass from cities like Louisville, Cincinnati and Nashville. But the subdivisions with their McMansions are very much blue. Some of these transplants move straight into politics and swing local/city/county councils left.

It's one of the reasons some rural communities suddenly embraced having 5000 acres of solar panels instead of corn planted. They didn't vote for it, but the community council did... and guess who's on the council.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 21, 2023 08:41 AM (Q4IgG)

187 169 181 That stuckee line originated with the character Algonquin Calhoun, sheister lawyer on the Amos and Andy show. I think he was played by a white guy also, the horrors.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 08:43 AM (lz5hY)

188 > Almost like it's because it's rife with fraud

Me, I'm still trying to figure out how to spend that massive increase we just got to "compensate for inflation" (narrator voice: it did not compensate for inflation).

I'm surprised to be collecting anything, frankly -- I always figured the whole system would collapse before I turned 29, taking my many decades of "contributions" with it.

(and yeah, I know that's not how it works -- it's a Ponzi scheme).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:44 AM (bW8dp)

189 On this day in 1908 New York City passed the Sullivan Ordinance, making it illegal for women to smoke in public, only to have the measure vetoed by the mayor.
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You've come a long way, baby!

Posted by: women's lung cancer rates at January 21, 2023 08:45 AM (Vwz3I)

190 > That stuckee line originated with the character Algonquin Calhoun, sheister lawyer on the Amos and Andy show.

Well, related, anyway. In that case the lawyer was the "broker" and the other character was the "brokee".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:45 AM (bW8dp)

191 Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq.?

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 08:45 AM (z3WCn)

192 191 A far better choice for Associate Supreme Court Justice than the last one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 21, 2023 08:46 AM (lz5hY)

193 Lamont makes sense now. Also acceptable might have been "Heeeeere's your sign!" (Bill Engvall)

Posted by: Doof at January 21, 2023 08:47 AM (zddNi)

194 > Those people "fleeing" blue shit holes....

They've been compared to locusts. Eat everything down to the bare dirt, then move on to devastate another area.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:47 AM (bW8dp)

195 all to fight nonexistent global warming.

They’re actually fighting the existence of people who “aren’t our type, dear” and don’t obey them. Global warming is just the excuse.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 21, 2023 08:48 AM (X4R3E)

196 Berserker, up all night or just now getting up? That's the burning question.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 21, 2023 08:39 AM (nxdel)

Just getting up. I went out to diner last night with some friends. I had a shitload of wine, which makes me tired for some reason. I probably passed out at 2 am, and after 6 hours I'm done.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2023 08:50 AM (VwHCD)

197 Those ones are carpetbaggers, rodrigo borgia.
All part of Reconstruction 2.0.

Posted by: Eromero at January 21, 2023 08:50 AM (z3WCn)

198 Lived in KY over 30 years ago, transplanted from NY.

Rural and small town folk let us know they didn't like "Yankees." Turned the car around once in someone's driveway after a wrong turn and the owner came out and waved a shotgun to warn us "Yanks" to get off his property.

We still think about moving back there.

Posted by: Ziba at January 21, 2023 08:50 AM (4h9M3)

199 Basically, pet and brush his big grey ass to sleep.
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No one does that for me when I wake up early.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 21, 2023 08:50 AM (Vwz3I)

200 I see that Twatter is now down to about 500 employees (from about 8,000).

Somehow it's still working fine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:52 AM (bW8dp)

201 Does anyone else see torn paper in a box instead of smiling emojis?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 21, 2023 08:52 AM (45fpk)

202 Every Ukrainian is sacred. Baldwin is the new Putin. McCarthy and Schumer should ship Javelins and rifles to all of his numerous enemies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2023 08:52 AM (oINRc)

203 Me, I'm still trying to figure out how to spend that massive increase we just got to "compensate for inflation"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

You could buy a dozen eggs.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 21, 2023 08:52 AM (OX9vb)

204
(and yeah, I know that's not how it works -- it's a Ponzi scheme).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:44 AM

Not so much Ponzi as actuarial based. It currently 'works' by placing a heavy tax burden on 2.2 workers for every recipient. It will stop working when the glories of socialism arrive and no one works.

Right now, there is no actual vault with cash salted away. Every week or two workers pay taxes and it comes in one door at the SS administration. Twice a month that money goes out another door.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 21, 2023 08:53 AM (enJYY)

205 > On this day in 1908 New York City passed the Sullivan Ordinance

I thought that was the one that banned concealed carry, way back when.

Different Sullivan, maybe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:53 AM (bW8dp)

206 I saw a speculation last night that the Antifa org was ruthlessly rolled up using the Roe v. Wade leak as bait. Remember how nothing happened after the ruling finally came out, during Antifa primetime (i.e., the summer)?

I can see that. Antifa was already suppressed by the Rittenhouse verdict so might as well roll it up lest they embarrass the junta.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 21, 2023 08:54 AM (X4R3E)

207 > Those people "fleeing" blue shit holes....

They've been compared to locusts. Eat everything down to the bare dirt, then move on to devastate another area.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:47 AM (bW8dp)

Red states need to adopt laws. You move in from a blue shithole you don't get to vote, or join councils, boards, not even the frigging PTA for 5 years until you're stupid ass gets assimilated.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2023 08:55 AM (VwHCD)

208 > No one does that for me when I wake up early.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 21, 2023 08:50 AM (Vwz3I)

Right. What about my big grey ass? It has needs, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:55 AM (bW8dp)

209 If Ace is Lamont, who is his Rollo?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2023 08:57 AM (oINRc)

210 > Red states need to adopt laws. You move in from a blue shithole you don't get to vote, or join councils, boards, not even the frigging PTA for 5 years until you're stupid ass gets assimilated.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2023 08:55 AM (VwHCD)

Sadly, I think that's already been ruled to be a violation of the 14th Amendment by the Supremes. Zobel v. Williams, in regard to the Alaska Permanent Fund...

On the other hand, it's a different Court now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:58 AM (bW8dp)

211 Back around 2005 while living in California we purchased a house and about 4 acres in a very rural area of West Virginia. In 2007 I bought a used pickup truck and drove it cross-country to have something to drive when we periodically went back. The locals were very unforgiving. CA plates on the truck were a dead giveaway. Even though we'd lived in WV previously these people did not know that, nor know us.

The CA plates came off and over time the locals realized we were not native Californians and things cooled down. But we had to make an effort to demonstrate we were not there to change things.

The "blue locusts" fleeing their own made shit holes don't try to demonstrate anything other than their superiority.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 21, 2023 08:58 AM (Q4IgG)

212 > If Ace is Lamont, who is his Rollo?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2023 08:57 AM (oINRc)

Don't forget Julio. Julio and Damnfoolio, as Fred memorably called them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 08:59 AM (bW8dp)

213 If Ace is Lamont, who is his Rollo?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2023 08:57 AM (oINRc)

Or Grady....

Great googly moogly!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 21, 2023 09:00 AM (R/m4+)

214 If Ace is Lamont, who is his Rollo?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2023 08:57 AM (oINRc)

Rollo? Rollo Lawson?

Posted by: BignJames at January 21, 2023 09:01 AM (AwYPR)

215 nood

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 21, 2023 09:01 AM (Q4IgG)

216 I still laugh about when Fred told Esther she was so ugly that he could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies. Or when he said Black Pride Rollo would be an Eskimo if he thought there was money in it.

Sanford and Son taught me a lot about hilarious insults. It should be a class in school.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2023 09:05 AM (oINRc)

217 > I thought that was the one that banned concealed carry, way back when.

> Different Sullivan, maybe.

To answer my (and Wolfus's) question, the Sullivan Act was a New York State act, not New York City. 1911, not 1908.

The Sullivan Act (guns) was due to a Tammany Hall Democrat state senator named Timothy Sullivan. The Sullivan Ordinance (banning smoking by women) was due to a Tammany Hall Democrat alderman, also named Timothy Sullivan, but they weren't the same guy. Cousins. Went by "Big Tim" and "Little Tim", respectively.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 09:06 AM (bW8dp)

218 "Beauty may only be skin-deep, but ugly is to the bone."

-Fred Sanford referring to Aunt Esther.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 21, 2023 09:07 AM (TXFi7)

219 I liked the one where he gave Aunt Esther a plastic bag and told her it was her Halloween mask.

The actress who played Esther was a stripper at one time. She and Redd Foxx had been friends for many years, going back to the days when they were both on the burlesque circuit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2023 09:08 AM (bW8dp)

220 G'morn, all. Yay, Vic has begun to master Win11.

How is "vic/-" removing the space after his nic and before the "at January 21, etc."?
Posted by: t-bird

Looking at the source code, it appears "vic/-" is followed by an open-strikethrough, ninety-five spaces, and a close-strikethrough. Not sure how that negates the space before the "at" though.

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