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Noted Tough-Guy C*ck Dan Crenshaw -- he'll grab you by your pencil-neck as he bullies you into power-banging his wife up her crapflap -- apologizes for calling actual conservatives "terrorists."

Just kidding. He didn't apologize. He called people who objected to being called enemies of the state against whom deadly force should be used "sensitive."

Texas Republican Rep. Dan Crenshaw apologized on Sunday for referring to some of his GOP colleagues as "terrorists" during negotiations that led to the election of Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) as House speaker.
Crenshaw shared the apology during an interview on CNN's "State of the Union" with Jake Tapper.
"Look, things get heated and things get said. Obviously, to people who took offense by that, it's pretty obvious that it's meant as a turn of phrase," Crenshaw said.
"I've got pretty thick skin. I'm called awful, vile things by the very same wing of the party that I was fighting at that moment. So I was a little taken aback by the sensitivity of it. But to the extent that I have colleagues that were offended by it, I sincerely apologize to them. I don't want them to think I actually believe they're terrorists. It's clearly a turn of phrase that you use in an intransigent negotiation," he added.
Crenshaw, a former Navy SEAL, had referred to the 20 GOP holdouts against McCarthy as "terrorists." He later doubled down on his remarks but explained they weren't intended to be taken literally.

"It's a figure of speech. People need to lighten up and grow some f***ing thick skin," he said. "That's what I think about that. I am so sick of like these hurt feelings. I already got criticized earlier because I called them something else. You know what? You step into the octagon, be ready to get punched in the face."
Crenshaw continued to blast the tactics of his colleagues and challenged them to join in making McCarthy the House speaker.
"They need to be men and adults and say what they want, instead of playing these little games, that's what we're asking. That's what I've asked them. Some of them are my friends. Stop saying platitudes like, 'Washington is broken. We can't do the status quo,'" Crenshaw said.

Dan Crenshaw is from the wing of the party that accuses the other wing of using "incendiary language" that "encourages violence and insurrection," remember.

Leftwing activist and "reporter" Blake Hounshell of the New York Times, formally of Politico, died from a fall from a bridge, in what seems to be a case of suicide. He was recovering from a stroke, and had previously struggled with depression.

A Times obituary said Washington police had identified as Hounshell the body of a man who apparently jumped from the Taft Memorial Bridge. The note to Times staff quoted a statement from Hounshell's family saying he died "after a long and courageous battle with depression."

Depression is a killer.

Below: This is exactly what I've been trying to say for the past twenty years!!!

Norm MacDonald explains the term "cis male" for those of you who haven't yet been Made to Care.

Via SC Reviews.

So either the world's going to end or some of us are going to get superpowers: A green comet which hasn't approached the earth this closely since the Stone Age 50,000 years ago makes its return engagement late this month and in early February:

A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age, according to NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and it may be visible in the skies in late January and early February.
Astronomers discovered the comet, a ball of ice named C/2022 E3 (ZTF), in March 2022. They'd never seen it before, because it takes an incredibly long time to circle the sun, completing an orbit over tens of thousands of years. Modern astronomy didn't exist last time this comet was in our neighborhood.
The comet is expected to be about 26 million miles from Earth on February 2. That would be the closest it has been to the Earth in 50,000 years, according to astronomers.
Back then, a period known as the Upper Paleolithic era, was when humans are believed to have left Africa and settled in Asia and Europe. Neanderthals still walked the Earth. The planet was in the middle of an Ice Age.

Another Pete Bootyjudge Disater:

BREAKING: A travel nightmare is unfolding right now on Amtrak. Passengers on the Auto Train have been stuck on board for 29+ hours, currently sitting in the woods in rural South Carolina. Passengers called the local police saying they’re being held hostage.
LISTEN: pic.twitter.com/Jog4PHYT7G
— Sam Sweeney (@SweeneyABC) January 11, 2023

On Monday I posted the Washington Post's pitiful attempt to rebut a NYU study proving that Russian attempts to influence the 2016 election either had no impact at all, or very little impact.

Here's the reason the author of that piece strained so mightily to debunk it: in 2019, he reported, eagerly, that Russian manipulation of Twitter was "far vaster than believed."

It's the same guy. IT'S THE SAME FUCKING GUY. pic.twitter.com/cCbe6BRpwy
— Caitlin Johnstone (@caitoz) January 11, 2023

Shouldn't reporters disclose their conflicts of interest in reporting? Their previous claims? Their prior representations that would be shown as false by the story they are currently reporting on, and attempting to debunk?

Are You Suffering From a Medical Coincidence?

pic.twitter.com/Iy6mVYvSGO
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) January 11, 2023

During a Pima County Board of Supervisor’s Meeting today, there was an accidental appearance in the background on Matt Heinz’s video feed. pic.twitter.com/c1G9uKF3Ts
— Protect Tucson Public Safety (@ProTucsonSafety) January 10, 2023

Even John Bolton's mustache doesn't want to hear what he has to say 😂 pic.twitter.com/KqiGMx5a7h
— drefanzor memes (@drefanzor) January 9, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 06:27 PM

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1 The emstompening.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2023 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

2 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 11, 2023 06:29 PM (XvPQV)

3 Damn it, sorry Sponge, I tried

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 11, 2023 06:29 PM (XvPQV)

4 I got nooded. I hate getting nooded.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2023 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

5 Ace pushed his own thread down like the fat kid on the playground.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2023 06:30 PM (yQpMk)

6 Yonder

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2023 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

7 Crenshaw shared the apology during an interview on CNN's "State of the Union" with Jake Tapper.
........

How gay.

Posted by: Vlad Pooty at January 11, 2023 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

8 Your brother is a cis-ter.

Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2023 06:30 PM (rqgpJ)

9 Homonationalism....is this about Greece and the phalanxes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 11, 2023 06:31 PM (XvPQV)

10 Crenshaw is a passive aggressive bitch.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 11, 2023 06:31 PM (oWBc3)

11 Who the heck is Matt Heinz, and can someone give me a gobbldigook - human translation of that tweet quoted about bisexuals? Because none of that made any sense to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:32 PM (0hOvj)

12 Hey, Dan Crenshaw . . . Suck my dick! It's just a turn of phrase, amirite?

Posted by: Posting "First" should be a hangin' offense! at January 11, 2023 06:33 PM (qtB+p)

13 I saw $5/dozen eggs today for the first time.

Remember when they were 79 cents while Trump was in office?

Oh, and inflation is 7%

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 06:33 PM (IF3vp)

14 So Matt Heinz is banging rentboys?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (XvPQV)

15 And yes, Norm is right. The whole "cis" thing is a way of trying to marginalize normality. Its trying to shove normality out of the way in order to normalize aberrant and perverse behavior.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj)

16 So this Heinz guy is gay?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (h0EzO)

17 OK the Bolton clip made me laugh.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

18 I read that tweet 5 times. Even if I read it 20 more I will still have no flipping clue what it means.

Posted by: Molly k. at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (wBhn5)

19 Good grief; I barely understand any of the Cis-Bisexuals piece except for words like "attack" and "woke" and the other normal English words. Is it possible it's parody or are things are really that totally deranged and nonsensical? (I guess the latter.)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (D+F6R)

20 5 Ace pushed his own thread down like the fat kid on the playground.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2023 06:30 PM (yQpMk)

So awesome to have him back!

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (14URa)

21 "Homonationalism"

I larfed.

Posted by: zombie ernst rohm at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (ppBhU)

22 Politics attracts the worst people in the world- a few decent types get elected once in a while, but that's the exception rather than the rule

and we keep electing them

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (geLO8)

23 I am not convinced we came out of Africa. Just because the oldest fossils FOUND SO FAR came from there means squat. The real oldest remains may have never survived water, oxygen and seismic activity.

Posted by: Ciampino -- too much girth at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

24 That quote from Evil Spock Ace is.... gobbledegook. Unintelligble.

Even Esperanto is more comprehensible than that bilge.

I don't know, maybe Garrett can translate into human?

Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 11, 2023 06:35 PM (A/0MV)

25 'Eyepatch McCain is a flaming homosexual.'

Posted by: G'rump928(c) tries out his own figure of speech at January 11, 2023 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

26 RIP Jeff Beck

Damnit.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2023 06:36 PM (xaFiY)

27 And yes, Norm is right. The whole "cis" thing is a way of trying to marginalize normality. Its trying to shove normality out of the way in order to normalize aberrant and perverse behavior.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj)
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Which is why I refuse to use any of their terms.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:36 PM (h0EzO)

28 23 I am not convinced we came out of Africa. Just because the oldest fossils FOUND SO FAR came from there means squat. The real oldest remains may have never survived water, oxygen and seismic activity.
Posted by: Ciampino -- too much girth at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

Honestly, I'd guess India. Dunno, I wasn't there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 11, 2023 06:36 PM (XvPQV)

29 That “cis bisexuals” post. WHAT the fuck was she trying to say? It’s not English. If someone can translate it for me, that’d be great. Thanks.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 11, 2023 06:36 PM (ASt+e)

30 Here is a figure of speech: "Fuck you, you one eyed cocksucker."

Posted by: Eeyore at January 11, 2023 06:36 PM (TgBWG)

31 wow, that is some authentic world-class word-salad gibberish there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (fxj5q)

32 >A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age

the meteors from green comets are cage-free and biodegradable

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (geLO8)

33 Just because the oldest fossils FOUND SO FAR came from there means squat.

Yeah that tells us nothing except that Africa has relatively a very stable climate and landscape that stores things well, it doesn't tell us anything about origins. Its entirely possible that they're finding ancient primate bones and misinterpreting them, for that matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (0hOvj)

34 Any bets on how much money the-stash will gather for his run for pres?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (aUYRN)

35 5 nooded. Who is Jeff Beck?
Posted by: Catherine at January 11, 2023 05:23 PM (ZSsrh)

Apparently, he is Mort.

Hope this helps...
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 11, 2023 06:24 PM (c7HsI)
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Uh. I'm sick of you impersonators!

Posted by: Mort at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (krQz2)

36 Leftwing activist and "reporter" Blake Hounshell of the New York Times, formally of Politico, died from a fall from a bridge,

..

I like bridges.

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (EeFLs)

37 The Bolton clip is funny but the Medical Coincidence video is GOLD!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (Kd4bG)

38 Here is a figure of speech: "Fuck you, you one eyed cocksucker."
Posted by: Eeyore

Newsletter details if you please my good man!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (qoGsy)

39 "A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age, according to NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and it may be visible in the skies in late January and early February."

I mean how bad could it be? I mean besides the scenario in Raymond F Jones' book, The Year When Stardust Fell

Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2023 06:38 PM (xhaym)

40 The Biden Top Secret documents mess must be really bad for Lame Brain Joe. Because I have not heard FJB say, "Look folks, I take classified document security very, very seriously! No joke! I'm not kidding, people! My word as a Biden!"

Posted by: Gref at January 11, 2023 06:38 PM (AMIL/)

41 Jerrold Nadler says it's "dangerous" to take babies who survive abortions to the hospital.

Because that would be an admission they're babies, not clumps of cells.

https://tinyurl.com/y9rr5bcf

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:38 PM (h0EzO)

42 That's some authentic frontier transgibberish right there.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2023 06:38 PM (I76dP)

43 As penance, One Eyed Wonder Dan Crenshaw Melon should have to ride the Auto Train without an automobile.

Fuck him and his empty eye socket without lube.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (R/m4+)

44 I tried to look up Matt Heinz and I still don't know who he is. I found one that was a cabinet appointee by Obama and now works for Arizona's government, is that him? Because I still don't know who he is.

Apparently he likes twinks, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (0hOvj)

45 I am not convinced we came out of Africa.

If we all came out of Africa, why can't I dance?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (ppBhU)

46 > If someone can translate it for me, that’d be great. Thanks.

Posted by: Elric Blade

it's not meant to be understood- it's only meant to bully you into agreeing with a narrative- the denser the language, the more power the words have

SUBMIT

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (geLO8)

47 Them Amtrack passengers need to be thankful they're close to Denmark, by the way stay outta the Hardees there, or get plenty of nspkins.

Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (0OP+5)

48 Matt Heinz will be the next Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (xPl2J)

49 And yes, Norm is right. The whole "cis" thing is a way of trying to marginalize normality. Its trying to shove normality out of the way in order to normalize aberrant and perverse behavior.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj)
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Just like when "hetero" came in.

Sexual intercourse means intercourse between the sexes.

Homosex is an ox and a moron.

Posted by: Mort at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (krQz2)

50 26 Million just isn't close enough

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2023 06:40 PM (xhxe8)

51 I am not convinced we came out of Africa.

If we all came out of Africa, why can't I dance?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (ppBhU)
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I'm still going to bless the rains down there.

Posted by: Toto at January 11, 2023 06:40 PM (krQz2)

52 The Octagon. LMAO. Nobody tell him it's actually an Octahedron.

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 06:40 PM (z0uzK)

53 And yes, Norm is right. The whole "cis" thing is a way of trying to marginalize normality. Its trying to shove normality out of the way in order to normalize aberrant and perverse behavior.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM

Gee, the *cis normative* thing has managed to uplift the human race from famine inducing grubbing in the dirt for barely enough food to sustain humans to the most secure and plentiful food supply in the history of the entire human race.

But hey blame everything on the white guys.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 11, 2023 06:40 PM (uNylN)

54 vaster?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2023 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

55 "Honestly, I'd guess India."

The lack of dots on the foreheads of our early hominid ancestors indicate they did not emerge from India.

Posted by: Connect the Dots at January 11, 2023 06:40 PM (cCxiu)

56 "A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age, according to NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and it may be visible in the skies in late January and early February."
---

https://tinyurl.com/52237dc9

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:41 PM (h0EzO)

57 Ace, we all know you are good at learning languages. But some of us are not. Can you translate for us monoglots what that "Cis bisexuals..." passage means? Preferably to English.

(I never really got past the two girls at the table in the library.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 11, 2023 06:41 PM (TgBWG)

58 Matt Heinz will be the next Secretary of Transportation
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (xPl2J)
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Smack him until you get something out of him.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 06:41 PM (krQz2)

59 "Modern astronomy didn't exist last time this comet was in our neighborhood."

How about climate science? Weather stats? Stuff like that. Because it would be cool to have something at least approaching a laughably negligible span of data on climate, you know, to make inferences and stuff.

Oh.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2023 06:41 PM (OTzUX)

60 can someone give me a gobbldigook - human translation of that tweet quoted about bisexuals? Because none of that made any sense to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Same here! I thought it was because I am tired, but, nah. That is just gibberish.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 11, 2023 06:41 PM (OX9vb)

61 I hope those passengers sue Amtrak

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 11, 2023 06:41 PM (Kd4bG)

62 41 Jerrold Nadler says it's "dangerous" to take babies who survive abortions to the hospital.

Because that would be an admission they're babies, not clumps of cells.

https://tinyurl.com/y9rr5bcf
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:38 PM (h0EzO)

That's why they're called Demoncrats.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (PiwSw)

63 I congratulate the RC's in Texas who have Bishop Strickland as their Bishop. He calls out the WEF. And Klaus Schwab's right hand man-Harari-sounds demonic:

https://tinyurl.com/2w7eyet7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (D+F6R)

64 Okay, that Amtrak twitter feed is bizarre. The passengers were locked in the train and pro-train people are posting "nothing wrong with rationing food in an emergency situation"

It's not an emergency. The train is stopped. Open the doors and people can leave or get a pizza delivered.

We're being conditioned constantly, but some of us already are.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (IF3vp)

65 That Buttplug fella can fvck up a wet dream.

He needs to go work for the FJB Administration.

Posted by: torabora at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (+frZ/)

66 I for one welcome our new Triffid overlords.

Posted by: Captain Comic at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (hLbpt)

67 Somebody said "crapflap," and I knew Ace was in da house! I wish I could write like that.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (24fqN)

68 I was just on The Bee and I could help noticing that Elen DeGeneres has morphed into Brent Spiner.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (UQUAY)

69 Jerrold Nadler says it's "dangerous" to take babies who survive abortions to the hospital.

Because that would be an admission they're babies, not clumps of cells.

https://tinyurl.com/y9rr5bcf

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:38 PM

I wonder if Jerry knows where most babies are born and why they are born in those places or if he's just a dishonest fuck who can't lose the donations from PP.

I don't really wonder.

Posted by: huerfano at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (dTFZY)

70 >A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age
........

THE DINOSAURS ARE RETURNING

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

71 I hope those passengers sue Amtrak
Posted by: vmom

They got railroaded.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (qoGsy)

72 I F'ing Love Science type: "Ha all those religious types will think a green comet is a message from God!!!!"

also I F'ing Love Science type: "This green comet is a sign from nature that we are destroying our biosphere and must give up fossil fuels!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (0hOvj)

73 Jerrold Nadler says it's "dangerous" to take babies who survive abortions to the hospital.

Because that would be an admission they're babies, not clumps of cells.

https://tinyurl.com/y9rr5bcf

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:38 PM (h0EzO)
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Mamas don't let your babies grow up

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (krQz2)

74 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:41 PM (h0EzO)

Hello. See 277 last thread, sweetheart.

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (z0uzK)

75 66 I for one welcome our new Triffid overlords.
Posted by: Captain Comic at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (hLbpt)

Two words... Sea water

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (bs+z0)

76 You know.

Well. Shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (9jKO6)

77 Lock my dog in a train car for 29 hours and it's going to get ugly and I'm not cleaning it up.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (ZLI7S)

78
vaster?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2023 06:40 PM

Mine got snipped 30 years ago so I'm no help.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (enJYY)

79 Dan Crenshaw is a political baby killer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (mJ05e)

80 "n't"

toss that into previous poat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 11, 2023 06:44 PM (UQUAY)

81 I always assumed that if I gained a superpower it would be completely lame like, the ability to communicate with cheese or something.

Oh, sorry Aquaman I didn't notice you were here and all.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2023 06:44 PM (I76dP)

82 I congratulate the RC's in Texas who have Bishop Strickland as their Bishop.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It certainly can be a sewer, but Bishop Strickland brings the heat on his twitter account.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2023 06:44 PM (qoGsy)

83 I for one welcome our new Triffid overlords.

Its not so much the plant aliens as the blindness that's the problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:44 PM (0hOvj)

84 >cis bisexuals

Some of the finest authentic frontier gibberish I've ever had the pleasure of encountering.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 11, 2023 06:44 PM (relrU)

85 bigly vast

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 06:44 PM (geLO8)

86 >A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age
.......

Hope it doesn't hit the moon.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

87 >So either the world's going to end or some of us are going to get superpowers: A green comet which hasn't approached the earth this closely since the Stone Age 50,000 years ago

So the setup to Thundarr the Barbarian? I'm ok with this.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 11, 2023 06:45 PM (relrU)

88 Dead NYT reporter.

Terrible. Just terrible.

☹️☹️☹️

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 06:45 PM (z0uzK)

89 Yeah - "far vaster"? WTF? Haven't seen a word of the WaPo in ages, so the writing is now down at the level of the intelligence level? (mediocre middle school level)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2023 06:45 PM (OTzUX)

90 I am not convinced we came out of Africa. Just because the oldest fossils FOUND SO FAR came from there means squat. The real oldest remains may have never survived water, oxygen and seismic activity.
Posted by: Ciampino -- too much girth at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

I found some pretty old bottle caps in back of a 7-11 once.

I'm gonna say the Cradle of Humanity was North Dallas. Right close to the Neiman-Marcus.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (KLPy8)

91 Once they discover that more people die from electrocution than gas stove induced asthma, you won't be allowed electric appliances either.

Or cars.

No cooking at home and no way to get takeout.

But by then a stalk of celery will be 50$ so it's not like you'll be able to afford food.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (RLLZj)

92 Wut the fuq was that word salad "cis" this, and "hetero" that...

People who speak like that need to be put outside in blizzard conditions...just for a dose of reality.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (CCSxw)

93 A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age ...

--------

Somehow fitting given how our betters are bound & determined to send us back to a New Stone Age. #Soon.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (BRmwW)

94 Hello. See 277 last thread, sweetheart.
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 06:43 PM (z0uzK)
___

You're right.

And miss me with the sweetheart, okay?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (h0EzO)

95 Double Secret Vast

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (geLO8)

96 Oh, sorry Aquaman I didn't notice you were here and all.

The fish in your tank at home hate you, okay? Hate you!

Posted by: Aquaman at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (0hOvj)

97 A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age

Kryptonite!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2023 06:47 PM (KLPy8)

98

“the green comet that is circulating…is not specifically too good. It is suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it’s your own trip, so be my guest; but be advised there is a warning on that one.”

Posted by: Woodstock Reference 101 at January 11, 2023 06:47 PM (enJYY)

99 And miss me with the sweetheart, okay?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (h0EzO)

I had a feeling you'd like that.

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 06:47 PM (z0uzK)

100 I'm reveling in my rage.

Memes are my way of dealing with the rage.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:47 PM (h0EzO)

101 "Astronomers discovered the comet, a ball of ice named C/2022 E3 (ZTF), in March 2022."

How did they figure out what its name was? Did they run the plates or check the VIN or what?

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 11, 2023 06:47 PM (24fqN)

102 Far Vaster sounds like some MMOG character in a sci fi game.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:47 PM (0hOvj)

103 I am not convinced we came out of Africa.
.......

Me neither. I don't really want a plate in my lip.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

104 Wait, wasn't a green comet the cause of all the problems in Maximum Overdrive?!? We're all doomed!!!

Posted by: Hillary's jockstrap at January 11, 2023 06:48 PM (qtB+p)

105 That train picked up pizza in Savannah. I hope it was Vinnie Van Go Go's. It was probably dominos.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2023 06:48 PM (I76dP)

106 Crenshaw => Eyepatch McCain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2023 06:48 PM (pohLc)

107 That Heinz guy?

I was TRANSPORTED

Posted by: Mayor Secretary Pete at January 11, 2023 06:48 PM (NUlxh)

108 Comet
it makes your teeth turn green
Comet
it tastes like gasoline

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 06:48 PM (geLO8)

109 58 Matt Heinz will be the next Secretary of Transportation
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 11, 2023 06:39 PM (xPl2J)
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Smack him until you get something out of him.
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 06:41 PM (krQz2)

Does one smack him on the bottom, or on the neck to get the most out of him?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (CCSxw)

110 No gas stoves, no electric stoves, no cows, no pigs, no chickens, just a healthy diet of raw veggies served up at the camp mess hall. Then back to work in the lithium mine.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (lz5hY)

111 The best overlords are Giant Space Ants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4jWAwUb63c

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (PiwSw)

112 Doug Crenshaw >> Crenshaw => Eyepatch McCain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2023 06:48 PM (pohLc)

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (krQz2)

113 Me neither. I don't really want a plate in my lip.

Would you accept a bone in your nose?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

114 If gas stoves are a problem, nust imagine the disaster caused by gas heaters.

I wonder how they will handle that

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (pAYE7)

115 https://tinyurl.com/2w7eyet7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (D+F6R)

..............

Wow, that's terrifying...

Posted by: Molly k. at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (wBhn5)

116 Honestly you don't need a stove to make bugs.

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (z0uzK)

117 I don't know who Matt Heinz is, but clearly he has better things to do that that damn meeting.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (5QdQr)

118 Nadler's mother should have aborted him.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (nxdel)

119 The existence of comets implies the existence of bonamis, but none have yet been sighted.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (24fqN)

120 Jerrold Nadler says it's "dangerous" to take babies who survive abortions to the hospital.
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Dangerous for who exactly? I'm disinclined to open the link to read his convoluted 'reasoning'.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (fs1hN)

121 The train left the DC area on Tuesday night for a nonstop to Florida.
- The crew isn't legally able to operate the train any longer.
- No replacement crew.
- No more meals.
- Dogs haven't been allowed out to use the bathroom.
- The original delay was caused by a CSX train derailment.
- No update from Amtrak on when a rescue may arrive to move the train.

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- All chest-feeding fathers have been allowed to disembark and refill their jugs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (BRmwW)

122 Heinz will catch up on the Transportation issues.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (krQz2)

123 The Auto-Train ski on SNL was one of the best. Best evah, of course Murray as "Nick Rails" the lounge crooner, and Belushi and whatshername (good actress, sadly died years ago) as the NY Jewish couple - with the Mercedes ("egg shell, egg shell!").

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2023 06:51 PM (OTzUX)

124 In the movie the comet turned people into zombies. But it somehow managed to still allow a good pairing between survivor girl teens and boy teens which is nice. If you're a teen.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2023 06:51 PM (I76dP)

125 SNL *skit*, not ski, duh

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2023 06:51 PM (OTzUX)

126 Me neither. I don't really want a plate in my lip.

Would you accept a bone in your nose?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)
........

Nah. But those neck stretcher rings might be cool.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

127 So the setup to Thundarr the Barbarian? I'm ok with this.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 11, 2023 06:45 PM (relrU)

Lords of Light!

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2023 06:51 PM (/6GbT)

128 That tweet with al the word salad? As near as I can parse it, it isn't even a real sentence. There's a clause that never resolves. Like they got so interested in putting in special talisman words they forgot where the sentence was going.

Posted by: GWB at January 11, 2023 06:51 PM (AE4SS)

129 But by then a stalk of celery will be 50$ so it's not like you'll be able to afford food.
Posted by: Just Lily

We'll be cooking over wood fires by then...super clean.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 11, 2023 06:52 PM (OX9vb)

130 I am not convinced we came out of Africa. Just because the oldest fossils FOUND SO FAR came from there means squat. The real oldest remains may have never survived water, oxygen and seismic activity.
Posted by: Ciampino -- too much girth at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

There is also a question about the timing of the appearance of Homo Erectus in Asia and Europe, H, Erectus shows up seemingly all at once, and extremely early in Asia if the species appeared first in leaving Africa. There is/are hypothesis about "out of Australasia / out of Sundaland" in that the shallow seas in the Indonesian archipelago was the evolutionary cradle for Homo, H,
and if the evolution was in Australia (Sahul landmass during the ice ages), screened by the need to cross the Lombok straights to Australia / Sahul meaning some sort of ability to sail or float in large numbers across a very unpleasant tidal area.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2023 06:52 PM (xhaym)

131 Apropos of nothing

If 2 medieval knights in full suits of armor were to face off with swords, how would one vanquish the other?

https://bityl.co/GcmZ

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2023 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

132 Somebody said "crapflap," and I knew Ace was in da house! I wish I could write like that.
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp

Is a crapflap the same as a shitfit ?

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2023 06:52 PM (T4tVD)

133 I'm gonna say the Cradle of Humanity was North Dallas. Right close to the Neiman-Marcus.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2023 06:46 PM (KLPy

Word

The North Dallas Forty.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 11, 2023 06:52 PM (pAYE7)

134 The best overlords are Giant Space Ants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4jWAwUb63c

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I for one, welcome our new overlords.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 06:52 PM (krQz2)

135 *looks over*

Yonder
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2023 06:30 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (Wnv9h)

136 Nah. But those neck stretcher rings might be cool.

But only gold rings, none of that cheap brass stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (0hOvj)

137 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 11, 2023 06:49 PM (lz5hY)
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In China, the people there came up with a term.

Huminerals.

That's what we all are to TPTB, to be mined, used up, and thrown away in the most environmentally-sound way as possible.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (5Uf4A)

138 Eye Patch McCain, bacha bazi aficionado, went native during one of his tours in the 'stan and has difficulty recognizing who the real terrorists are.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (i/eSt)

139 Nadler's mother should have aborted him.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (nxdel)
........

Would've saved her the pain of birthing that big fat slob.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

140 >Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 06:45 PM (z0uzK)

Man, I certainly hope no one told him to do a flip. That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (relrU)

141 Try this again:

I, for one, welcome our new <insert overlord designator here> overlords!

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 06:54 PM (krQz2)

142 Hey jewells!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:54 PM (5Uf4A)

143 Time to mention HG Wells' utopian nonsense "In the Days of the Comet," which I actually read ages ago. Comet passes Earth, turns everybody into socialists, thus insuring peace and prosperity forever.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 11, 2023 06:54 PM (24fqN)

144 The word of the day is crapflap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 11, 2023 06:54 PM (ou3RP)

145 Lol when you read it like this:

Back then, a period known as the Upper Paleolithic era, was when humans are believed to have left Africa and settled in Asia and Europe. Neanderthals still walked the Earth. The planet was in the middle of an Ice Age.

Another Pete Bootyjudge Disaster

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 11, 2023 06:54 PM (/8W6s)

146 “You won’t know what hit you!”….It’s turn of phrase. Used to say it all the time.

Posted by: Cuck Schemer at January 11, 2023 06:54 PM (OG98j)

147 No gas stoves, no electric stoves, no cows, no pigs, no chickens, just a healthy diet of raw veggies served up at the camp mess hall. Then back to work in the lithium mine.

Posted by: bill in arkansas

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Theory (admittedly a work in progress): The WEF types understand that our current knowledge and capabilities can't deliver sufficient "green" energy. But, and hear me out on this, maybe they're thinking that if they pressure humanity enough, we'll rapidly evolve . . . and presto our smarter descendants will fix everything. And we'll lose a few billion people, but like a famous general said, sometimes hair gets mussed.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 11, 2023 06:55 PM (8AONa)

148

Fetterman for Vice Preznit is genius.

Impeachment protection for Kamala, open corruption proof for America.

Dems should jump on it.

Posted by: Auspex at January 11, 2023 06:55 PM (iNWi0)

149 The existence of comets implies the existence of bonamis, but none have yet been sighted.
Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM

Atta boy, Luther!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2023 06:55 PM (Wnv9h)

150 Imagine being stuck on a train for 24 hours in S. Carolina.

This is such a disgrace. Those passengers should have started breaking things. We are a nation of sheep.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 11, 2023 06:55 PM (5QdQr)

151 Illinois Legislature Passes Radical Bill to Kill More Babies in Abortions

https://tinyurl.com/yns7epfp

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (5Uf4A)

152 Little known fact: Nadler was born his current height and weight. Afterward, his mom's cavernous genitals were named a state park.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (ppBhU)

153 Raw veggies and bugs. Don't forget zee bugs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (/8W6s)

154 vaster?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2023 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

At this late of date, does it really make a deferens?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (xhaym)

155 Comets, Bonamis, Bar Keeper's Friend? I prefer BABO myself.

Posted by: Olde Skool at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (8ocB+)

156 I think it was someone here who so astutely observed (or quoted someone else):

Science - true science, lower case "s" science - is man attempting to understand God

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (IF3vp)

157 Dworkin - how DARE you.

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (z0uzK)

158 vaster?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11,

Right? My 7th grader knows to say "more vast." Painful.

And I've been sent that tweet repeatedly. Repeated readings do nothing but confirm the first impression.

Posted by: Catherine at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (ZSsrh)

159 The entire absurd idiocy of the "RUSSIA!" thing, every aspect, from the very first mention - sort of conclusively demonstrated how cretinized the country is. It should have been laughed out of polite company instantly - obviously.

People who still probably can't find Russia on a map, and who spent decades effectively hamstringing our side when there actually was a real competition with them, suddenly barfed up this nonsense. "Counter-intelligence" (ha!) FBI airheads actually believed it, then criminally went on to pretend to believe it when even their dim intellects grasped the obvious. The GOP went along with it. The public didn't punish the absurd cartoon at the ballot box.

There's nothing but embarrassing collapse in all directions, but that chapter stands out as definitive.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (OTzUX)

160 Leftists talking about gender crap is a horrible mashup of a random word generator and Mad-Libs, with a large dash of insanity thrown in. Also the train got caught in the SC woods and we're not attacked by inbred locals. Sec. Butt has smashed a stereotype by his incompetence. Who would have thunk it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (dHzaG)

161 Nadler only survived birth because his mom noticed movement before flushing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2023 06:56 PM (pohLc)

162 This is such a disgrace. Those passengers should have started breaking things. We are a nation of sheep.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 11, 2023 06:55 PM (5QdQr)
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You're just realizing this?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:57 PM (5Uf4A)

163 For the so called Party of Children they sure hate them

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2023 06:57 PM (xhxe8)

164 Ben Domenech is getting vaster. He looks like a really fat Burl Ives.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2023 06:57 PM (ZLI7S)

165 Nah. But those neck stretcher rings might be cool.

But only gold rings, none of that cheap brass stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The brass ones discolor.

Posted by: A. Schiff, neck needs additional stretching at January 11, 2023 06:57 PM (RvquZ)

166 "Huminerals.

That's what we all are to TPTB, to be mined, used up, and thrown away in the most environmentally-sound way as possible.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (5Uf4A) "

yeah, I got that vibe the first time I heard "human resources" instead of "personnel" ... and still do.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 11, 2023 06:57 PM (fxj5q)

167 Back then, a period known as the Upper Paleolithic era, was when humans are believed to have left Africa and settled in Asia and Europe. Neanderthals still walked the Earth. The planet was in the middle of an Ice Age.

Another Pete Bootyjudge Disaster

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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And in the middle of that ice age, atmospheric co2 concentration was significantly higher than today's 'disasterous' levels.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 11, 2023 06:57 PM (8AONa)

168 >>> Nah. But those neck stretcher rings might be cool.

But only gold rings, none of that cheap brass stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (0hOvj)

Penis Gourd has entered the chat.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2023 06:57 PM (I76dP)

169 Jeff Beck was unique guitarist who many say was among the very best ever.

One of his early bands was a power musical trio fronted by Rod Stewart. Jimmy Page was inspired to start Led Zeppelin.

I saw JB at the I saw JB in 1975 at Avery Fisher in NYC on a double bill with Mahvishnu. At that exact moment on the other side of the world, Saigon fell. It was on the cover of the papers the next day.

Soon, these memories will be like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (SJsWC)

170 {{SMH}} doing okay. Thanks!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (nxdel)

171 I, for one, welcome our new overlords!
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 06:54 PM (krQz2)
.........

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

172 Nadler's mother should have aborted him.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (nxdel)

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She actually passed The Mother of All Dumps, but it not only lived -- but thrived -- in the toilet bowl.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (BRmwW)

173 Imagine being stuck on a train for 24 hours in S. Carolina.

This is such a disgrace. Those passengers should have started breaking things. We are a nation of sheep.
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It's pretty funny to be able to accidentally and fairly accurately determine the general demographics the passengers, isn't it?

Also everyone reading this is a racist.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (IF3vp)

174 "Allo sexism" from the gobbledygook paragraph sounds like an updated cheeky response of the Australian guy from "Crocodile Dundee."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (D+F6R)

175 well that didn't work

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

176 A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age

Kryptonite!

Posted by: naturalfake

Worse.

The Green Lantern

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (i/eSt)

177 Didn't H.G. Wells write a story called "In the days of the comet?"

One of his utopian, utterly unrealistic things where I think breathing in comet dust turned us all into, essentially, the denizens of Brave New World: just out for our own pleasure and magically nothing was going wrong.

So if that happens, I call dibs on Kate Upton.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 11, 2023 06:59 PM (A/0MV)

178 Silver and Gold earworm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 11, 2023 06:59 PM (ou3RP)

179 Do bars still serve potato skins?

Hungry rn

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 06:59 PM (1ais2)

180 130 I am not convinced we came out of Africa. Just because the oldest fossils FOUND SO FAR came from there means squat. The real oldest remains may have never survived water, oxygen and seismic activity.
Posted by: Ciampino -- too much girth at January 11, 2023 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

There is also a question about the timing of the appearance of Homo Erectus in Asia and Europe, H, Erectus shows up seemingly all at once, and extremely early in Asia if the species appeared first in leaving Africa. There is/are hypothesis about "out of Australasia / out of Sundaland" in that the shallow seas in the Indonesian archipelago was the evolutionary cradle for Homo, H,
and if the evolution was in Australia (Sahul landmass during the ice ages), screened by the need to cross the Lombok straights to Australia / Sahul meaning some sort of ability to sail or float in large numbers across a very unpleasant tidal area.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2023 06:52 PM (xhaym)

There are too many gaps in the fossil record to let us, today, figure out much of the evolution and migration of hominid species. Africa is interesting (continued in a following comment)...

Posted by: Gref at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (AMIL/)

181 Basically what the blatherer is saying is the gay marriage is a plot of the traditionals to seduce gay culture in a cult of monogamy.

Fellas, they're on to us!

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (krQz2)

182 She actually passed The Mother of All Dumps, but it not only lived -- but thrived -- in the toilet bowl.
Posted by: ShainS

I did what I thought was right.

Had I only known.

Posted by: the Tidy Bowl Man at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (NRRVO)

183 Jerry Nadler's gunt has achieved sentience.

Posted by: N.Lurker at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (eGTCV)

184 Someone allowed the voices in their head to write a tweet.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (5pTK/)

185 Hopefully, a cult of democrats will emerge and do like that one cult did and try to "catch" a ride on the passing comet.

It's free so I am sure it will happen.

Come on and take a free ride
Free ride
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a free ride!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

186 Amazing how this still makes me giggle after watching it over a dozen times.

https://tinyurl.com/2vpwp4ae

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (5Uf4A)

187 Would be ironic if that train stopped a 1/2 mile from a Wendy's

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2023 07:01 PM (xhxe8)

188 35 5 nooded. Who is Jeff Beck?
Posted by: Catherine at January 11, 2023 05:23 PM (ZSsrh)

Apparently, he is Mort.

Hope this helps...
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 11, 2023 06:24 PM (c7HsI)
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Uh. I'm sick of you impersonators!

Posted by: Mort at January 11, 2023 06:37 PM (krQz2)
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Ahem ..... Morty from "Undercover Blues" (Stanley Tucci)

Posted by: Ciampino - not Moriarty at January 11, 2023 07:01 PM (qfLjt)

189 Theory (admittedly a work in progress): The WEF types understand that our current knowledge and capabilities can't deliver sufficient "green" energy. But, and hear me out on this, maybe they're thinking that if they pressure humanity enough, we'll rapidly evolve . . . and presto our smarter descendants will fix everything. And we'll lose a few billion people, but like a famous general said, sometimes hair gets mussed.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 11, 2023 06:55 PM (8AONa)

No... imagine a huge pile of the most hungry greed imaginable. Imagine that greed never being satisfied because that is the essence of greed - a bottomless pit that feeds on itself. By definition it can never be satisfied - or it would be mere want, not greed.

That's your theory. There is no need to peer deeper.

The "saving humanity" bit is just a cover for some of the most dedicated and scheming thieves the world has or likely will ever know.

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 07:01 PM (z0uzK)

190
103 I am not convinced we came out of Africa.

Duh.

The Prophet / Doctor / Reverend / Mr. Blessed by Allah Louis Farrakhan made this clear many years ago; white devils are from another place.

Posted by: Auspex at January 11, 2023 07:01 PM (iNWi0)

191 Any chance African languages have Sanskrit roots?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2023 07:02 PM (fs1hN)

192 Today I have appointed a Special Counsel to investigate the bogus charges against my POTUS. The person whom is appointed is Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA). We will get the bottom of this Trump induced scandal.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at January 11, 2023 07:02 PM (X++p7)

193 Hopefully, a cult of democrats will emerge and do like that one cult did and try to "catch" a ride on the passing comet.

It's free so I am sure it will happen.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (R/m4+)
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Wasn't that the "Heaven's Gate" cultists?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2023 07:02 PM (BpYfr)

194 LOL, Skip, or better yet, a Waffle House!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 11, 2023 07:02 PM (fxj5q)

195 I saw Thrived in the Toilet Bowl open for I Thought That Octahedron Was an Octagon back in '88

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 07:02 PM (z0uzK)

196 The way he said 'Chyna' and 'Boot-Edge-Edge'.

Levity is difficult due in part to Beck's passing.

btw, Newsome does *not* know the proper usage of less vs fewer.

Posted by: micky at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (3byMq)

197 Soon, these memories will be like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (SJsWC)
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You have been excepted into the Jeff Beck Hagiography Club.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (krQz2)

198 This is such a disgrace. Those passengers should have started breaking things. We are a nation of sheep.
Posted by: Gentlemen

Someone should have faked a heart attack and called 911

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (Kd4bG)

199 Would be ironic if that train stopped a 1/2 mile from a Wendy's
Posted by: Skip

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Posted by: Amtrak passenger demands McNuggets at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (NRRVO)

200 You people, we were brought here by aliens, as an experiment. I mean, c'mon, that's why they visit from time to time. To see what were are up to.

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (V13WU)

201 One of his early bands was a power musical trio fronted by Rod Stewart. Jimmy Page was inspired to start Led Zeppelin.

===

You can't blame Led Zeppelin on Jeff Beck. Sometimes, awful things happen and it's nobody's fault.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (8AONa)

202 There is also a question about the timing of the appearance of Homo Erectus in Asia and Europe, H, Erectus shows up seemingly all at once
........

mostly in West Hollywood.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

203 I saw JB in 1975 at Avery Fisher in NYC on a double with Mahvishnu.

At that exact moment on the other side of the world, Saigon fell. It was on the cover of the papers the next day.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (SJsWC)

204 Theory (admittedly a work in progress): The WEF types understand that our current knowledge and capabilities can't deliver sufficient "green" energy. But, and hear me out on this, maybe they're thinking that if they pressure humanity enough, we'll rapidly evolve . . . and presto our smarter descendants will fix everything. And we'll lose a few billion people, but like a famous general said, sometimes hair gets mussed.
--------

Why would you kill off the advanced western civilizations entirely to force the 3rd world sh*tholes to have to advance to the points we achieved 50-100 years ago?

50% of the world has never used indoor plumbing. They are not "evolving" to solve anything useful.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (IF3vp)

205 Blake Hounshell suffered a stroke, you say?

He made a big deal about getting vaccinated, you know.

Of course, there's no connection.

*sideways glance*

Posted by: Ju at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (aTmM/)

206 179 Do bars still serve potato skins?

Hungry rn

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 06:59 PM (1ais2)
----
What do potato skins drink?
Also some bars will not serve Food, it will have to go elsewhere to drink.

Posted by: Ciampino - Goon but not Moriarty at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (qfLjt)

207 The best overlords are Giant Space Ants:
------

I want to go with Killer Tomatoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (XnsY+)

208 "Depression is a killer."

So is cement.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (L9/32)

209 Our earliest ancestors crawled out of the muck of the Lackawanna river in what is now Scranton.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (lz5hY)

210 Per TGP: Pigeon with a backpack full of meth discovered in prison yard.

Hahaha.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (ou3RP)

211 Sorry every word I say is a lie but I really believe in my struggle so very much. More so than your average Joe.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (oB5mO)

212 191 Any chance African languages have Sanskrit roots?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2023 07:02 PM (fs1hN)

Zero chance. Sanskrit comes from the Ur language which began somwhere in current day far western China.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (1ais2)

213 210 Per TGP: Pigeon with a backpack full of meth discovered in prison yard.

**
aww so cute!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (Kd4bG)

214 >Erectus shows up seemingly all at once

it just popped up?

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (geLO8)

215 Last I checked, trains can actually back the fuck up.
So, AMTRAK, how about puttin' that bad boy in reverse till you get to the nearest town and let the passengers at least get a bite to eat, take a dump, get another ride, etc., etc., ...
Apparently, all bureaucracies suck at their actual jobs.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (S7une)

216 After his bypass surgery, Nadler lost an entire fat man in weight and was still a fat fuck.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (SJsWC)

217 Trying to remember name of comet, back around 1990, that was highly visible in the night sky for weeks. Had a curved tail. Not Halley's, which I think was a bust. Some other comet.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (24fqN)

218 I'm not saying it's Day of the Trifids, but it's Day of the Trifids.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of comets at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (PhlOf)

219 Great. Just what the GOP needs is a hotheaded seal.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (Er3sM)

220 A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age

Kryptonite!

Posted by: naturalfake

Worse.

The Green Lantern
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2023 06:58 PM (i/eSt)
---
This is the basic plot of Brandon Sanderson's "Reckoners" series. A mysterious comet appears and shortly thereafter humans gain superpowers. Then they all turn into massive assholes (figuratively). Insane, murderous assholes who do whatever they want until killed by another super-powered human.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (BpYfr)

221 Hale Bopp 1999

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM (e6pyH)

222 >Our earliest ancestors crawled out of the muck of the Lackawanna river in what is now Scranton.

Posted by: bill in arkansas

nah, they got here on a green comet

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM (geLO8)

223 Zero chance. Sanskrit comes from the Ur language which began somwhere in current day far western China.

==

Antarctica.

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM (V13WU)

224 Back then, a period known as the Upper Paleolithic era, was when humans are believed to have left Africa and settled in Asia and Europe. Neanderthals still walked the Earth. The planet was in the middle of an Ice Age.

So in the middle of an article about a lot of speculation about a possibly visible green comet that no one has seen before we get this totally random slur at Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

These narcissist monsters always have to show their hatred and bigotry though gratuitous insults and lies.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM (3hSHB)

225 BTW, I'm waiting for sissy-boy, blockhead, "hey did you know I'm in Congress, honey, would you like to see my office", shitweasel, Gaetz to apologize. For breathing.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM (L9/32)

226 Blake Hounshell suffered a stroke, you say?

He made a big deal about getting vaccinated, you know.

---------

He didn't just have a stroke.

He died of coincidences at 44 years old.

https://tinyurl.com/yuxrazeu

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM (IF3vp)

227 202 There is also a question about the timing of the appearance of Homo Erectus in Asia and Europe, H, Erectus shows up seemingly all at once
........

mostly in West Hollywood.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM (v0R5T)
----
Except when drunk then it shows up on hands and knees.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Goon but not Moriarty at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM (qfLjt)

228 I can assure you that if word had gotten out that a train was stuck, my fellow South Carolinians would have taken care of them folks.

Food, drink..

And some dude with a Carolina Squat Chevy trying to drag the train cars to Georgie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:07 PM (uLr+K)

229 In the first draft of Days of the Comet, the comet flew by the earth scattered some dust and like magic everybody's sink was shiny!

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 07:07 PM (krQz2)

230 Wasn't that the "Heaven's Gate" cultists?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2023 07:02 PM (BpYfr)

That's it! Koo Koo Krazies from Kookoofornia I think.

Glad they left.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2023 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

231 "After his bypass surgery, Nadler lost an entire fat man in weight and was still a fat fuck.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (SJsWC)"

He only hid that man under his gunt.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:07 PM (L9/32)

232 "Depression is a killer."

So is cement.
Posted by: Marcus T
___

Why this made me LOL, I don't know.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:07 PM (5Uf4A)

233 Blake Hounshell committed suicide?

Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2023 07:07 PM (u73oe)

234 Nadler's mother should have aborted him.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 11, 2023 06:50 PM (nxdel)
........

Would've saved her the pain of birthing that big fat slob.
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

He made medical history as the only baby who emerged from the womb while eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2023 07:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

235 You people, we were brought here by aliens, as an experiment. I mean, c'mon, that's why they visit from time to time. To see what were are up to.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2023 07:03 PM

Naw, man, we come to stock up on cute cat videos, and smell the penguins, but mostly the cat videos.

Posted by: Aliens at January 11, 2023 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

236 The "saving humanity" bit is just a cover for some of the most dedicated and scheming thieves the world has or likely will ever know.

Posted by: ...

=====

Sigh. You're right. You're right.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 11, 2023 07:08 PM (8AONa)

237 Apparently, all bureaucracies suck at their actual jobs.

These ghouls just don't care. If everyone on the train died from whatever causes, they would just shrug and load up another train - never any consequences.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 11, 2023 07:08 PM (3hSHB)

238 Erectus shows up seemingly all at once

it just popped up?
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (geLO

---
Hard to understand.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 07:08 PM (krQz2)

239 Pigeon with a backpack full of meth discovered in prison yard.
.......

That's one strong pigeon!

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 07:08 PM (v0R5T)

240 Beck, Stewart, "I ain't superstitious". Heaven.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 11, 2023 07:08 PM (oWBc3)

241 "Why this made me LOL, I don't know.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:07 PM (5Uf4A)"

Because like me, you appreciate the unvarnished honesty of dark humor.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:08 PM (L9/32)

242 Night of the Comet. Worth finding and re-watching.

Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

243 "After his bypass surgery, Nadler lost an entire fat man in weight and was still a fat fuck.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 07:05 PM (SJsWC)"

Didn't staunch conservative Chris Christie do the same?

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (14URa)

244 Antarctica.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM (V13WU)

Arctic prob. And we seem to be some kind of hybrid with insectivore aquatic apes going by dentition.

Polar absolutely. But the location of poles then prob different.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (1ais2)

245 Reuben Hick -- what are you talking about? Where's the slur?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (S7une)

246 A mysterious comet appears and shortly thereafter humans gain superpowers.

Dibs on invisibility and...uh....

Really great smelling farts! Like farts that are aphrodisiac!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (KLPy8)

247 Baby's first attempt in a sled goes wrong. Sunny Skyz video:

https://tinyurl.com/yc3ryc9s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (D+F6R)

248 Apparently, all bureaucracies suck at their actual jobs.
---
I wish!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (krQz2)

249 Because like me, you appreciate the unvarnished honesty of dark humor.
Posted by: Marcus T
___

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (5Uf4A)

250 ""Depression is a killer."

So is cement.
Posted by: Marcus T "

So is 7.62x54R

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (uLr+K)

251 "be ready to get punched in the face."

Your terms are acceptable, Patchy.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (TU8Tj)

252 I find it hard to be on the east coast states and be far from something

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (xhxe8)

253 The wef stuff reminds me of High Howey's silo series.

[SPOILERS BELOW]

If you ever read the series you find out the antagonists were/are leftists. Hugh is a leftist and in his other series he dutifully speaks to regime dogma in regards to the erf and globull warming. But the silo series was his first. He said he picked leftists just randomly. But he knew it fit. His writer's instinct told him it fit. And when you finally find out it makes perfect sense to you the reader

Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (I76dP)

254 Someone should have faked a heart attack and called 911

They would just mark it as a Medical Coincidence™

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (3hSHB)

255 He died of coincidences at 44 years old.
Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 07:06 PM

That's old, like 50% older than the oldest folks here.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)

256 Carolina squat is the dumbest thing you'll see. Looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (ou3RP)

257 Zero chance. Sanskrit comes from the Ur language which began somwhere in current day far western China.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:04 PM (1ais2)

Probably in the steppes north of the Black Sea, for Proto Indo European. Uralic most likely developed on the east side of the Urals, next door, which is why it seems to have similar roots.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (xhaym)

258 Hugh Howey.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (I76dP)

259 ""Depression is a killer."

So is cement.
Posted by: Marcus T "

So is 7.62x54R
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (uLr+K)
---
An anvil is a flattener!

Posted by: Wyle E. Coyote at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (krQz2)

260 > Apparently, all bureaucracies suck at their actual jobs.

seems to me, stuff in America used to work better-
the generation of people in charge right now, suck

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (geLO8)

261 A big green comet is passing by the earth? If you hear AC/DC blaring in the background, shit’s about to get real.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (u73oe)

262 A mysterious comet appears and shortly thereafter humans gain superpowers.

Dibs on invisibility and...uh....

Really great smelling farts! Like farts that are aphrodisiac!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (KLPy

---
It's a deconstruction of the superhero genre. Kind of interesting with a twist at the end...Don't want to spoil it. In the first novel a human gains most of Superman's powers. Then destroys Chicago and rules it as an absolute tyrant for the LULZ.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (BpYfr)

263 We'll get "Night of the Comet" but without the valley girls.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (sXvf1)

264 "No cooking at home"

If only they could put something above the stove, say like a fan.

Posted by: Bosk at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (ZVuYy)

265 Delusions of grandeur are killing all of us.
Except for me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (oB5mO)

266 Inside Nadler is a fat man struggling to get out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

267 After his bypass surgery, Nadler lost an entire fat man in weight and was still a fat fuck.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Who now gastric dumps on TV.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (aUYRN)

268 "Carolina squat is the dumbest thing you'll see. Looks ridiculous."

Ever see Jerry Nadler?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (uLr+K)

269 Who is Jeff Beck?

Posted by: Catherine

One of the greatest electric guitar players of all time. Right up there with Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (xaFiY)

270
Erectus used to show up all at once, especially in the morning. It took both hands and a very wet towel to point that sucker down into the bowl.

Posted by: Divide by Zero, Bragging at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (enJYY)

271 Crenshaw's non-apology apology is as shallow and fake as he is.

Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

272 Fen at least the baby took it

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM (xhxe8)

273 Did Biden or Hunter leave out classified documents at that center to be taken or copied by their Chinese masters?

They'd say it wasn't so bad because the Clintons had already sold them our missile technology.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM (SJsWC)

274 Someone on that Amtrak Auto Train should have pulled a Gerard Finneran.

Airline Serving Carts have never been the same since.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM (R/m4+)

275 "Inside Nadler is a fat man struggling to get out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (yQpMk)"

I'm pretty sure he is Saran Wrapped in for good.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM (L9/32)

276 Really great smelling farts! Like farts that are aphrodisiac!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM

You know that when we tell you that, we're faking?

Posted by: Fang Fang at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM (a3Q+t)

277
Probably in the steppes north of the Black Sea, for Proto Indo European. Uralic most likely developed on the east side of the Urals, next door, which is why it seems to have similar roots.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (xhaym)

Red headed caucasian mummies in Tarim Basin pre date Androvno. Maybe even CHN itself as the CHNs are very careful to hide and pretend their pyramids don't exist. And the founding rulers are blue eyed per legends.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM (1ais2)

278 It's a deconstruction of the superhero genre. Kind of interesting with a twist at the end...Don't want to spoil it. In the first novel a human gains most of Superman's powers. Then destroys Chicago and rules it as an absolute tyrant for the LULZ.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (BpYfr)

I'm waiting for Brightburn 2: You'll pray for Zod.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2023 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

279 Dan Crenshaw
Eyepatch McCain or Cyclops?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 11, 2023 07:14 PM (7rP4D)

280 I have a couple of Prof. Harari's books around here somewhere, published years ago. I recall they were at least readable. I don't claim to comprehend everything I read.
The dude has turned into a complete horror show.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 11, 2023 07:14 PM (jTmQV)

281 Reuben Hick -- what are you talking about? Where's the slur?

The Judaism, Islam and particularly Christianity sees man as a special creation, not Goo To You Via The Zoo.

All of this millions of years dreck and speculation about common ancestors is profane to billions of people on Earth who believe the Creation Narrative.

Furthermore, its a rebuke against the origins of death. So its a gratuitous hate-filled screed against the three major religions. Completely and totally unnecessary.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 11, 2023 07:14 PM (3hSHB)

282 Probably in the steppes north of the Black Sea, for Proto Indo European. Uralic most likely developed on the east side of the Urals, next door, which is why it seems to have similar roots.

This is correct. See John Keay's India: a History

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2023 07:14 PM (eOEVl)

283 ""Depression is a killer."

So is cement.
Posted by: Marcus T "

So is 7.62x54R
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (uLr+K)
---
An anvil is a flattener!
Posted by: Wyle E. Coyote at January 11, 2023 07:11 PM (krQz2)

Quick sand: the slow, wet killer.

Posted by: 70s movie plots at January 11, 2023 07:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

284 *difficult to hide a pyramid

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

285 We'll get "Night of the Comet" but without the valley girls.
___

You'll get valley girls.
They'll just be dudes.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:15 PM (N2rIk)

286 Inside Nadler is a fat man struggling to get out.

You mean he's hiding it? If so, he's not very successful.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (eOEVl)

287 Inside Nadler is a fat man struggling to get out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2023 07:12 PM (yQpMk)"

---
And only got as far as the pants.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (krQz2)

288 *difficult to hide a pyramid
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)
----

We'll find a way....two or three miles of ice should do it...

Posted by: Shoggoths of Antarctica at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (BpYfr)

289 For someone's who's getting a big payoff from the CCP or the WEF or both, Crenshaw certainly sounds like a very unhappy, angry man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (D+F6R)

290 Last chance to evacuate earth before it is recycled.

Posted by: Doe at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (ppBhU)

291 I see the NYT is reporting that they just found Jimmy Hoffa in Biden's pool cabana.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (zB/T/)

292 wutz worse than being named prom king by the golden globes ?

showing up to accept it

Posted by: REDACTED at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (us2H3)

293 Dan Crenshaw
Eyepatch McCain or Cyclops?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 11, 2023 07:14 PM (7rP4D)

He'll always be Patches to me.

Posted by: Clarence Carter at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

294 Far vaster.

Is it just me or is this really a sophomoric expression?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (anj39)

295 I find it hard to be on the east coast states and be far from something
Posted by: Skip

I ran a bunch of errands today and I suspect that there is a secret law prohibiting road repair in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM (T4tVD)

296 Three jackasses -

https://twitter.com/i/status/1613164534734196737

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM (fs1hN)

297
This is correct. See John Keay's India: a History
Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2023 07:14 PM (eOEVl)

Horse, wagon, language much better book.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM (1ais2)

298 Stuck on a train 30 hours? Nobody know how to use the emergency exits?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM (3Or4S)

299 *difficult to hide a pyramid
Posted by: runner

Build a great wall around it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM (aUYRN)

300 Red headed caucasian mummies in Tarim Basin pre date Androvno. Maybe even CHN itself as the CHNs are very careful to hide and pretend their pyramids don't exist. And the founding rulers are blue eyed per legends.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM

It is remarkable how many cultures around the world have similar stories of a flood and in the aftermath, a figure, usually white, shows up and helps restart civilization.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM (PX01u)

301 "Inside Nadler is a fat man struggling to get out. "

Is Nadler the human Turducken?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:18 PM (uLr+K)

302 Dan Crenshaw
Eyepatch McCain or Cyclops?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at January 11, 2023 07:14 PM (7rP4D)

He'll always be Patches to me.
Posted by: Clarence Carter at January 11, 2023 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
---
Except he doesn't look like he could dodge a wrench.

Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2023 07:18 PM (krQz2)

303 Zero chance. Sanskrit comes from the Ur language which began somwhere in current day far western China.
Posted by: Thesokorus
------

I'll mention, in passing, that no one knows where Uz was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2023 07:18 PM (gJagN)

304 Meanwhile in Michigan...

Hamtramck City Council Oks Islamic Animal Sacrifices at Home to Appease Muslim Community

https://tinyurl.com/ms4tuhrs

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:18 PM (N2rIk)

305 Plant trees after covering with dirt

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:18 PM (1ais2)

306 I'm not much of a fan of superhero stuff, but I'm loving The Boys because the superheros act like the assholes regular people would be if you gave them superpowers.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 07:18 PM (SJsWC)

307 284 *difficult to hide a pyramid
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2023 07:15 PM (V13WU)

Plant trees after covering with dirt

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:18 PM (1ais2)

308 *difficult to hide a pyramid
Posted by: runner

Build a great wall around it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM (aUYRN)
---
You know we built a *pretty good wall*!!!

Posted by: The Builders of the Pretty Good Wall of China at January 11, 2023 07:19 PM (krQz2)

309 Is Nadler the human Turducken?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:18 PM (uLr+K)

Who'd be surprised if they found Michael Moore in there?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 11, 2023 07:19 PM (zB/T/)

310 Crenshaw really is (like so many and so much any more) an unwitting self-parody. A (very clumsy) non-apology apology, about half as smooth as those pioneered by some of the worst racist hate-mongers, who weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer either. He doesn't seem very bright, definitely low on the verbal intelligence side. But the is the perfect package of empty labels tribal affiliations and "resume" - perfect in showing how useless those things are in selecting reps.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2023 07:19 PM (OTzUX)

311 Just because he wears a belt 4 inches under his armpits doesn't mean he's fat.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

312 "*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:10 PM (5Uf4A)"

I had a friend who took his life. Vet. Depressed. Hid it well. Wrote a note, apologized, left it, cleaned up his affairs and went to a remote spot in a local park he liked. Called the police and told them what he was going to do. That he didn't want anyone to be alarmed, or get hurt or see something they didn't want to see. Waited for the police to get a perimeter, and then shot him self. I was shocked, but not surprised. I'm sure you know a few stories yourself.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:19 PM (L9/32)

313 Except he doesn't look like he could dodge a wrench.

I think we should resolve this question through extensive empirical evidence.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 11, 2023 07:19 PM (3hSHB)

314 I congratulate the RC's in Texas who have Bishop Strickland as their Bishop.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Very lucky folks.

Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2023 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

315 Passengers will please refrain while the train is stationary.

Posted by: The Conductor at January 11, 2023 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

316 Obama creates Executive Order 13526 - Classified National Security Information, The White House Office of the Press Secretary, For Immediate Release December 29, 2009

"This order prescribes a uniform system for classifying, safeguarding, and declassifying national security information, including information relating to defense against transnational terrorism. Our democratic principles require that the American people be informed of the activities of their Government."

Among other major changes, EO 13526 (along with its implementation memorandum) establishes a National Declassification Center at the National Archives to centralize & streamline agency reviews of classified materials.

Where's Obama on Biden's document heist?

Posted by: Lola at January 11, 2023 07:20 PM (p39Z2)

317 Who is Jeff Beck?

-

One of the greatest electric guitar players of all time. Right up there with Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Posted by: Sharkman
--------

I had a stoner friend in college who liked him a lot, but that "Loser" song - while catchy - never really did much for me.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 07:20 PM (IF3vp)

318 Beck died of the same thing a young friend of mine died of before Christmas: bacterial meningitis. Ninety percent fatality rate.

Medical coincidence, or the new thing?

Posted by: Regular joe at January 11, 2023 07:20 PM (nnp+f)

319 "Cis bisexuals"

DA FUQ?

Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2023 07:20 PM (o0Fxd)

320 "Just because he wears a belt 4 inches under his armpits doesn't mean he's fat."

Maybe his armpits sag.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:20 PM (uLr+K)

321 Some of y'all are hilarious. I love this place.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:21 PM (L9/32)

322 “Far vaster.” Put. The. Bong. Down.

Posted by: Holy Crap at January 11, 2023 07:21 PM (glGDV)

323 Big grippy rear tires at least made sense. For your bitchin camero and all. But that carolina squat stuff would just quicken your pitch over.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2023 07:21 PM (I76dP)

324
I ran a bunch of errands today and I suspect that there is a secret law prohibiting road repair in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM

Oh, yeah. Between that nasty cold spell followed by 50 to 60 degree temperatures there's no way the coming weeks aren't going to be a nightmare of potholes. Freeze/thaw cycles - natures way of breaking shit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero, Bragging at January 11, 2023 07:21 PM (enJYY)

325 Carolina squat is the dumbest thing you'll see. Looks ridiculous.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Blyat!

Posted by: Miklosov, Carolina Gopnik at January 11, 2023 07:21 PM (qWIgB)

326 Bacterial meningitis. I'm intrigued. How exactly do you contract that?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:22 PM (L9/32)

327 This is correct. See John Keay's India: a History

You sound like Hermione Granger

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2023 07:22 PM (0hOvj)

328 Once met with Leakey - the son, not the father. He was parks and environment minister of Kenya at the time. His office was located in a national park that is located right in Nairobme. Big glass windows all behind his desk, baboons constantly jumping up, perching on the ledge, and studying the humans within. Was pretty funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2023 07:22 PM (OTzUX)

329 tuck on a train 30 hours? Nobody know how to use the emergency exits?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM (3Or4S)
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I'm wondering about that, too. I was once stuck in a cabin a hundred miles from anyone during a blizzard. My companions went to go find drinking water (there was a spring nearby). As soon as they left I was inventorying supplies and figuring out my exit strategy in case they didn't return.

I guess some folks are just bound and determined to be sheep.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2023 07:22 PM (BpYfr)

330 Crenshaw, like Joe Wilson is a shit heel and should never had been elected.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 11, 2023 07:23 PM (D25PY)

331 and there is absolutely no truth to the rumor lap bands give you the squirts

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 07:23 PM (v0R5T)

332 Red headed caucasian mummies in Tarim Basin pre date Androvno. Maybe even CHN itself as the CHNs are very careful to hide and pretend their pyramids don't exist. And the founding rulers are blue eyed per legends.

Why should this surprise anyone given the findings of the Thousand Genomes Project?

We are very much more closely related than the Materialists would have us believe.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 11, 2023 07:23 PM (3hSHB)

333 I ran a bunch of errands today and I suspect that there is a secret law prohibiting road repair in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2023 07:17 PM

Oh, yeah. Between that nasty cold spell followed by 50 to 60 degree temperatures there's no way the coming weeks aren't going to be a nightmare of potholes. Freeze/thaw cycles - natures way of breaking shit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero, Bragging

(psssst.....they're like that NOW !)

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2023 07:23 PM (T4tVD)

334 Crenshaw shows that just because you're good at one thing (being a SEAL), you can suck at most everything else.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (SJsWC)

335 Wasn't it Kohoutek?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (4IUUf)

336 I had a friend who took his life. Vet. Depressed. Hid it well. Wrote a note, apologized, left it, cleaned up his affairs and went to a remote spot in a local park he liked. Called the police and told them what he was going to do. That he didn't want anyone to be alarmed, or get hurt or see something they didn't want to see. Waited for the police to get a perimeter, and then shot him self. I was shocked, but not surprised. I'm sure you know a few stories yourself.
Posted by: Marcus T
___

Yep, more than a few.

I have no intention of taking my own life, though some would like me to.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (N2rIk)

337 Meanwhile in Michigan...
Hamtramck City Council Oks Islamic Animal Sacrifices at Home to Appease Muslim Community ... SMH

A few years ago in Fargo a lamb was hung and sacrificed in a home garage.
The screeching of the lamb and numerous phone calls by the concerned community drew the police.
eh, so what if the neighborhood kids playing were traumatized.

Posted by: old chick at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (sOete)

338 and there is absolutely no truth to the rumor lap bands give you the squirts
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 07:23 PM

What about lap dances?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

339 186 Amazing how this still makes me giggle after watching it over a dozen times.

https://tinyurl.com/2vpwp4ae
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:00 PM (5Uf4A)

I knew it was coming...but I still laughed.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (CCSxw)

340 Pennsylvania has the greatest potholes in America!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (Kd4bG)

341 I guess some folks are just bound and determined to be sheep.

Someone needs to set a fire and the whole game changes

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (3hSHB)

342 Three jackasses -

https://twitter.com/i/status/1613164534734196737
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That's hilarious. Clinton, Bush, and Obama shilling
for the COVID vaxxine on the same day that reports came out that the COVID boosters did absolutely nothing. US News, but the reports are all over if you search for something like "boosters didn't offer added protection"

"WEDNESDAY, Jan. 11, 2023 (HealthDay News) -- The updated COVID-19 vaccine boosters intended to defend people against emerging Omicron variants don’t appear to provide any better protection than the original shot does, two new studies find."

https://tinyurl.com/bdd6n8xb

Put more of that experimental chemical in your children's bloodstreams, citizens.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 07:25 PM (IF3vp)

343 The only thing I find disappointing with the Amtrak story.... the Feds didn't confiscate the horrible, no good, life sucking fossil fueled cars from the "AutoTrain" prior to setting them on their way.

Maybe next time.

There will be a next time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2023 07:25 PM (Q4IgG)

344 326: not clear how it's spread, but my friend was dead three days after it was diagnosed. Mid 30s left a husband and three kids: 7,5, and 10 months old.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 11, 2023 07:26 PM (nnp+f)

345 "No cooking at home"

If only they could put something above the stove, say like a fan.
Posted by: Bosk

Oddly, the metal hood above the stove that most people have in their kitchen is to keep people from lighting up a wall cabinet above the stove. Fire code.
First house I rented had a gas range and no hood or cabinet above it.

External exhaust hoods are for less than expert cooks like myself, but most hoods with fans just blow the air/smoke back into your face.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2023 07:26 PM (i/eSt)

346 Red headed caucasian mummies in Tarim Basin pre date Androvno. Maybe even CHN itself as the CHNs are very careful to hide and pretend their pyramids don't exist. And the founding rulers are blue eyed per legends.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 11, 2023 07:13 PM (1ais2)

That is physical appearance, not sure if the genetics match to central Asia, the question is the proto indoeuropean language groups not the genetics, the furthest PIE appears to be Tocharian, but as far as I can tell that is all iron age settlement and a script related to Veddic script. Still, I claim Caspian Pontic steppes for the PIE homeland

Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2023 07:26 PM (xhaym)

347 mummies of urumchi
red haired, rode horses and did some interesting textiles

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 11, 2023 07:26 PM (4IUUf)

348 I ran a bunch of errands today and I suspect that there is a secret law prohibiting road repair in Pennsylvania.

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The only state where I've ever had a pothole-induced blowout with a modern tire. Mind you, we were just passing through. We live hundreds of miles away.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 11, 2023 07:26 PM (IF3vp)

349 Two thumbs up for the Bolton clip.

Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2023 07:26 PM (6QcCr)

350 "Yep, more than a few.

I have no intention of taking my own life, though some would like me to.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (N2rIk)"

God saved me from that fate, and hopefully his saving me (for some reason) saved others.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:27 PM (L9/32)

351 Does Nadler duct tape his pant cuffs to his shoes now?

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

352 I used to credit Bolton with being smart, but he's really not. He's got credentials and talks a good line, but he's got no judgement.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 11, 2023 07:27 PM (SJsWC)

353 I have no intention of taking my own life, though some would like me to.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

Not us; we like you !

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2023 07:27 PM (T4tVD)

354 NOOD SHARK CAFE!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2023 07:27 PM (BpYfr)

355 FYI, do not poke green comet with stick.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 11, 2023 07:28 PM (3Or4S)

356 Does Amtrak still have club cars? That would take the edge off unexpected delays.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 11, 2023 07:28 PM (lz5hY)

357 Bacterial meningitis. I'm intrigued. How exactly do you contract that?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:22 PM (L9/32)

Saliva, shared drinks

Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 07:28 PM (o6+2g)

358 "Saliva, shared drinks
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2023 07:28 PM (o6+2g)"

Highly contagious?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:29 PM (L9/32)

359 There are too many gaps in the fossil record to let us, today, figure out much of the evolution and migration of hominid species. Africa is interesting (continued in a following comment)...

Africa is interesting/odd because the vast majority of its tectonic plate has been geologically and tectonically stable for hundreds of millions to several billion years. Except for the East African Rift Zone, where millions and millions of years of shear (the cause is still debated), with the subsequent erosion, then sedimentation, and then exposure of ancient layers.

Most of the oldest known hominid fossils are found in the East African Rift Zone. Is that because hominids and ultimately homo sapiens evolved in that area? Or because the Rift Zone is very conducive to creation/preservation of fossils and their subsequent exposure at current surface levels, compared to other locations in Africa and the oldest dry land on other tectonic plates? Thinking about all the possibilities and unknowns make my brain hurt.

Posted by: Gref at January 11, 2023 07:29 PM (AMIL/)

360 Pennsylvania has the greatest potholes in America!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (Kd4bG)

Nah. Indiana.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at January 11, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

361 I had a friend who took his life. Vet. Depressed. Hid it well. Wrote a note, apologized, left it, cleaned up his affairs and went to a remote spot in a local park he liked. Called the police and told them what he was going to do. That he didn't want anyone to be alarmed, or get hurt or see something they didn't want to see. Waited for the police to get a perimeter, and then shot him self. I was shocked, but not surprised. I'm sure you know a few stories yourself.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:19 PM (L9/32)

The Buffalo Police Dept used me, and the house I was in for SWAT practice.

I'm surprised they didn't shoot me coming out the door to surrender.

Probably would have if I hadn't asked for my attorney to be there to arrange my surrender.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 11, 2023 07:29 PM (CCSxw)

362 I've never considered suicide.
Homicide, maybe, especially while driving.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 11, 2023 07:29 PM (jTmQV)

363 173 There's no place to run.
Posted by: Lola
___
Then you better learn how to fight.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

Didn't see before. Sorry.

Appreciate your comment. Oh, I'll do what I need to do. I'm tougher than imagined & way older than 29.

Posted by: Lola at January 11, 2023 07:31 PM (p39Z2)

364 358 supposed to be a rare form of meningitis. Viral meningitis is the one that's called the college disease

Posted by: Regular joe at January 11, 2023 07:31 PM (nnp+f)

365 The Buffalo Police Dept used me, and the house I was in for SWAT practice.

I'm surprised they didn't shoot me coming out the door to surrender.

Probably would have if I hadn't asked for my attorney to be there to arrange my surrender.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 11, 2023 07:29 PM (CCSxw)

Did your dog make it out ok?

Posted by: Beartooth at January 11, 2023 07:32 PM (PX01u)

366 320 "Just because he wears a belt 4 inches under his armpits doesn't mean he's fat."

Maybe his armpits sag.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2023 07:20 PM (uLr+K)
----
Just the punchline:
"She's had so many facelifts that she has to raise her arm to pee."

Posted by: Ciampino --- Goon but not Moriarty at January 11, 2023 07:32 PM (qfLjt)

367 Did your dog make it out ok?
Posted by: Beartooth at January 11, 2023 07:32 PM (PX01u)

My "ex" took the dog...and everything else that day.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 11, 2023 07:35 PM (CCSxw)

368 A green comet is set to pass by Earth for the first time since the Stone Age
........

THE DINOSAURS ARE RETURNING
Posted by: wth at January 11, 2023 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

Honest LOL with that one.

"Yucatan II - Dinosaurs Revenge"

Posted by: DaisyB at January 11, 2023 07:35 PM (AbL8c)

369 326 Bacterial meningitis. I'm intrigued. How exactly do you contract that?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2023 07:22 PM (L9/32)

I got it in Jamaica, on vacation with my sister, when I was 19. Got home, started a fever, couldn't move my head. Mom took me to the hospital when my temp reached 106, and I was there a week before I woke up.
Docs had no idea how I contracted it, but said I was lucky to have a mom who paid attention.

Posted by: Moki at January 11, 2023 07:36 PM (JrN/x)

370 Evening.

Dan Crenshaw is a crook, a grifter, and a lying piece of shit.

Grow a thick skin when you're in jail, fuckface.

I'm not turning a phrase, but he'll be turning tricks in prison for cigarettes.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2023 07:37 PM (bqVoB)

371 REVEALED: Pete Buttigieg oversaw a rebranding of faulty NOTAM system to make it 'more inclusive' by referring to 'air missions' instead of 'airmen' in 2021 - and it was undergoing a two-phase 'modernization' when it crashed.

https://mol.im/a/11624815

Posted by: Ciampino - FAA is now FARTCLAM at January 11, 2023 07:38 PM (qfLjt)

372 360 Pennsylvania has the greatest potholes in America!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 11, 2023 07:24 PM (Kd4bG)

Nah. Indiana.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at January 11, 2023 07:29 PM (v0R5T)
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It would be funnier if you had said Pennsylvania has the OLDEST potholes in America!

Posted by: Ciampino -- FAA is now FARTCLAM at January 11, 2023 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

373 Night of the Comet. Worth finding and re-watching.
Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2023 07:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

Gettin' my copy out to rewatch it.

"Attention K-mart shoppers!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 11, 2023 07:40 PM (ZSK0i)

374 Horse, wagon, language much better book.

I assume you're talking about "The Horse, the Wheel, and Language: How Bronze-Age Riders from the Eurasian Steppes Shaped the Modern World", by David Anthony.

The blurb says: Linking prehistoric archaeological remains with the development of language, David Anthony identifies the prehistoric peoples of central Eurasia's steppe grasslands as the original speakers of Proto-Indo-European, and shows how their innovative use of the ox wagon, horseback riding, and the warrior's chariot turned the Eurasian steppes into a thriving transcontinental corridor of communication, commerce, and cultural exchange. He explains how they spread their traditions and gave rise to important advances in copper mining, warfare, and patron-client political institutions, thereby ushering in an era of vibrant social change. Anthony also describes his fascinating discovery of how the wear from bits on ancient horse teeth reveals the origins of horseback riding.

This is usually referring to the Pontic steppe, but could be Transoxiana. Sounds like an interesting book regardless.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2023 07:57 PM (eOEVl)

375
Are there some persons of interest who are gathering in, say, Davos, in the near future to whom expressions of revulsion from around the world ought to be delivered?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2023 08:02 PM (pNxlR)

376 "Homonationalism"

That gives me a mental picture of the Pythons in drag as housewives doing close order drill on one of the Circus episodes

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Posted by: Catherine Pete at January 11, 2023 08:23 PM (MRYo1)

378 118 Nadler's mother should have aborted him.

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Pretty sure she did

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 11, 2023 09:25 PM (h1jJh)

379 Everybody knows:
"Inside every fat man there's a thin man trying to get out."

Kingsley Amis had a variation on that in his novel 'One Fat Englishman' (where else?):
"Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in."

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