Quick Hits

Breaking: The DOJ is preparing to cover up -- or as they call it, "investigate" -- reports of classified documents that have been at the Biden Center from his VP years.

FaceBook asked the Biden Administration what propaganda lies they should publish to cover the clots associated with the vaccines.

Facebook requested talking points from the Biden administration to "get ahead" of the possibility that people might be less likely to get a COVID-19 vaccine after evidence emerged that the Johnson and Johnson (J&J) single-dose vaccine might cause life-threatening blood clots in some rare cases, according to emails obtained by the New Civil Liberties Alliance (NCLA).

A Facebook staffer -- whose name is redacted in compliance with a court order -- discussed ways to potentially modify Facebook's algorithms or provide "context" to posts from White House-approved sources with White House Director of Digital Strategy Rob Flaherty, according to the emails.
"Re the J+J news, we're keen to amplify any messaging you want us to project about what this means for people -- it obviously has the risk of exacerbating vaccine hesitancy, so we're keen to get ahead of the knock-on effect," a Facebook staffer wrote to . "Don't hesitate to tell me -- or via your teams -- how we can help you provide clarity/reassurance via Facebook."

They totally weren't Government Actors.

Victoria's Secret CEO Amy Hauk is getting the boot after just eight months as the brand's stock plummets, and no one has any idea why.

A father has legally changed his gender to "female" in a bid to gain the favorable legal treatment women get in custody battles over children.

A father has legally changed his gender identification in an attempt to gain custody of his two young daughters following a bitter split from his wife.
René Salinas Ramos, 47, is now listed as female on official documents in his native Ecuador -- despite the fact he still identifies as a cisgender male in his everyday life.
The desperate dad claimed he made the drastic decision due to the justice system in his country which he said typically benefits mothers in custody cases.
"Being a father in this country, Ecuador, is punished and I'm only seen as a provider," Ramos told local outlet La Voz del Tomebamba. "What I have been looking for is to give the love and protection that a mother can give her children."
Ramos alleged that his daughters currently live in an abusive environment with their mother -- and claimed he hasn't seen his children in more than five months.
"The laws say that the one who has the right is the woman. As of this moment, I am female. Now I'm also a mom, that's how I consider myself," Ramos told media assembled outside the city of Cuenca's Civil Registry office on Dec. 30. "I am very sure of my sexuality. What I have sought is that I want to be a mother, so that I can also give the love and protection of a mother."

Rep. Dan Crenshaw
@RepDanCrenshaw
Right now a handful of Republicans are holding us hostage from completing our mission: serving our country. Let's hope that changes soon and we can start taking the fight to the Democrats, where it belongs.

Last week, Tucker Carlson blasted Crenshaw's as "the snarling face of the Donor Class."

Dan Crenshaw
@DanCrenshawTX
Unclutch your pearls. It's a figure of speech. You can't insult, slander, and hold everyone hostage with no way out - and not expect me to punch back.
Grow thicker skin.

Seems like Eyepatch McCain agrees with Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes -- basically, the "chaos" we witnessed last week in the House was some kind of "national embarrassment." An insurrection by House members, if you will.

Guess who has been chosen to hold the Deep Staters of Homeland Security to account?

Not Eyepatch McCain. Unbelievably enough.

Rep. Mark Green, R-Tenn., was selected by the House Steering Committee Monday to chair the House Homeland Security Committee in the new Republican Congress.
Green was picked over Rep. Dan Crenshaw, R-Texas, who drew complaints from House GOP members last week for implying some of his conservative colleagues were "terrorists" for delaying the start of the new Congress. Crenshaw apologized for that remark on Sunday and said his remark that "we cannot let the terrorists win" was a "turn of phrase."
Green said he would use his leadership position on the committee to fight for a stronger border.
"For the sake of our national security and homeland security, we must secure our border," Green said in a statement to Fox News Digital. "We have no choice. We will empower our brave CBP agents to do their jobs and hold President Biden and Secretary Mayorkas accountable for the crisis that they created."

Tom Fitton: Twitter was acting as a deputy agent of the government, acting as an agent of Senator Mark Warner "at the behest of Hillary."

Or, as David "I Use My Mouth Real Pretty" French calls it, "jawboning."

Sports Narration of the entire incident. This is the true story of what happened. pic.twitter.com/h3potCWP4S
— me (@me15000) January 8, 2023

Some commenters say the "new Church Committee" will accomplish nothing.

The New York Times is worried enough to begin pre-spinning it.

Could @nytimes be any more dishonest? Framing the GOP’s new “Church committee” into FBI malfeasance as a ploy to help Trump. No mention of FBI’s #LaptopFromHell coverup or FBI whistleblowers like @RealStevefriend or #TwitterFiles or MO. lawsuit pic.twitter.com/N6PGGqtoTu
— Miranda Devine (@mirandadevine) January 9, 2023

Ben Domenech
@bdomenech
The NYT is purposefully spinning. The NSBA used the "domestic terrorism" label to describe that incident and others in a letter drafted with admin input, which was then used by Merrick Garland to issue his baseless directive to the FBI and US Attorneys.

Classic pic.twitter.com/5AKJINsq6b
— Seal Right, Inc. (@SealRight_Inc) January 9, 2023

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Comments

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1 Fat women in a thong. What's not to like? *rolls eyes*

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 09, 2023 06:14 PM (nxdel)

2 LOL...Eyepatch McCain is catching on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 09, 2023 06:14 PM (V6f9+)

3 rd?

Posted by: Bosk at January 09, 2023 06:14 PM (ZVuYy)

4 Oh and first! Hey Ace I hope you enjoyed your time off. Did you go anywhere exciting or was it a staycation?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 09, 2023 06:14 PM (nxdel)

5 "I just want your leg bones to be OK"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 09, 2023 06:15 PM (PiwSw)

6 "Unclutch your pearls. It's a figure of speech. You can't insult, slander, and hold everyone hostage with no way out - and not expect me to punch back.
Grow thicker skin.'\"

Says the man who professionally killed terrorists.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2023 06:15 PM (xhaym)

7 How come Columbo never wore and eye patch?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

8 " You can't insult, slander, and hold everyone hostage with no way out - and not expect me to punch back."

So... the only problem he had with it was the "holding everyone hostage with no way out", then.

Given that his emotional reaction to part of Congress doing its damn job for once was to insult and slander them as terrorists.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2023 06:16 PM (bp7MY)

9 Did the Congressional Rules pass?

Or did enough Quislings like Nancy (Deepstate) Mace vote Democrat lite?

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2023 06:17 PM (o2zTE)

10 Was Moshe Dayan such a pussy?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 06:17 PM (C1rbv)

11 Victoria's Secret CEO Amy Hauk is getting the boot
.........

fabric and materials cost gone out of control due to the manufacturing of fatty panties.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

12 6 "Unclutch your pearls. It's a figure of speech. You can't insult, slander, and hold everyone hostage with no way out - and not expect me to punch back.
Grow thicker skin.'\"

Says the man who professionally killed terrorists.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 09, 2023 06:15 PM (xhaym)

As a turncoat, serving the WEF...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 09, 2023 06:18 PM (V6f9+)

13 Pain

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 06:18 PM (Q4IgG)

14 A father has legally changed his gender identification in an attempt to gain custody of his two young daughters following a bitter split from his wife.

***
Smart

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 09, 2023 06:18 PM (Kd4bG)

15 That eye patch moves around like Laura W's hump.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2023 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

16 Jimminny Christmas, these non-binary, (whatever the fuck that means) "teachers" all have the same stereotypical look. Like they're lab grown.

Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2023 06:19 PM (gmo/4)

17 How come Columbo never wore and eye patch?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

He saw through the BS fashion statement aspects of it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2023 06:19 PM (qoGsy)

18 LOL...Eyepatch McCain is catching on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 09, 2023 06:14 PM (V6f9+)

It's an instant classic.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

19 10 Was Moshe Dayan such a pussy?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 06:17 PM (C1rbv)

No. but he's the reason the Muslims have the Temple Mount.

https://is.gd/63ayF6

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 09, 2023 06:19 PM (PiwSw)

20 Joe's a double-naught secret agent!

@Breaking911
Pres. Biden to Salvation Army worker: "I spent some time with the Secret Service in Poland and Ukraine."

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1612541379086880770

"That's nice..." [28 seconds] https://tinyurl.com/yc2sm4nf

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (Vwz3I)

21 I can't wait to hear a series of democrat pols chant "I reclaim my time" over and over.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (0fVbu)

22 A father has legally changed his gender to "female" in a bid to gain the favorable legal treatment women get in custody battles over children.
-------

That is so badass.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (IYZJz)

23 Non-binary teacher.
How the EFF did that get past a job interview???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (anj39)

24 The DOJ will be hiding , erasing all crimes they and friends did

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (xhxe8)

25 Too bad Matt Gaetz didn't bring a hammer to the floor and physically rain blows on McCarthy's ass then stick it up McCarthy's ass when he was done.

Maybe a nice rubber mallet...big and black.

Would have made history and McCarthy likes getting his prostate milked in public.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (R/m4+)

26 >>>4 Oh and first! Hey Ace I hope you enjoyed your time off. Did you go anywhere exciting or was it a staycation?

it was a staycation. I was too tired to do or even plan anything. plus my back was still recovering.

Posted by: Chuy at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (C1Zwz)

27 Victoria's Secret CEO Amy Hauk is getting the boot after just eight months as the brand's stock plummets, and no one has any idea why.

I know.

People didn't want to see VS models with wieners. And they didn't want to see VS models that were big old hogs.

That's stuff you go to a carnival for.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (uKuVe)

28 Calling someone a terrorist is not a figure of speech. It is a pejorative, much worse than calling someone an asshole, which is a figure of speech..

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (dTFZY)

29 McCarthy meeting today was canceled because his breath smelled like a skunk.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimlime at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (nZIUX)

30 Did the Congressional Rules pass?

Or did enough Quislings like Nancy (Deepstate) Mace vote Democrat lite?
_______________

Honestly... I think it will depend on the issue. Like always with the feckless, worthless shits that are, the Republican party.

So, prepare to be disappoint.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

31 The kids are just believing what they're told.

Sigh. Until freak teachers queer the classroom, and then they believe everything else that they're told.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (OX9vb)

32 Non-binary teacher.
How the EFF did that get past a job interview???
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (anj39)

It's Pat!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

33 People didn't want to see VS models with wieners. And they didn't want to see VS models that were big old hogs.

That's stuff you go to a carnival for.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Have you seen the latest Gaytorade commercial? Disgusting.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2023 06:22 PM (qoGsy)

34 1 Fat women in a thong. What's not to like?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 09, 2023 06:14 PM

Well, I am a favorite around here.

Posted by: Lena D. at January 09, 2023 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

35 "The laws say that the one who has the right is the woman. As of this moment, I am female. Now I'm also a mom, that's how I consider myself," Ramos told media

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Ace, some moron posted about a dad whose daughter decided she was transgender, and his brilliant response was to say "Oh honey, really? That's great, because I am, too! We can do this together!"

And he started wearing absurd makeup and dresses and insisted that he walk her proudly into school each day to celebrate their pride.

Her transgender pride movement lasted less than a week IIRC.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:22 PM (IYZJz)

36 A father has legally changed his gender to "female" in a bid to gain the favorable legal treatment women get in custody battles over children.
-------

That is so badass.
Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (IYZJz)
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It was only a matter of time before someone tried this. Force them to play by their own rules. And it's long been true in this country that women get preferential treatment in family courts. So why not go all in?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2023 06:22 PM (BpYfr)

37 McConnell's new portrait:

https://tinyurl.com/yc6hznza

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 09, 2023 06:23 PM (4DHSI)

38 Ace: https://is.gd/D0mpyl

Threadreader app link. Great, infuriating thread.

"My name is Dr. Simon Goddek, I am a biotechnologist, and only recently @elonmusk reinstated my account after being permabanned for 1.5 years. In 2021, I took Twitter to court and curiously lost the lawsuit. #FollowTheSilenced

This is my story."

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 09, 2023 06:23 PM (YJwUM)

39 Non-binary teacher.
How the EFF did that get past a job interview???
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (anj39)

It's Pat!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (yQpMk)
***

Ha!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2023 06:23 PM (anj39)

40 People didn't want to see VS models with wieners.
........

I know. makes them gain weight. I want to see them with a half salad.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

41 ---
It was only a matter of time before someone tried this. Force them to play by their own rules. And it's long been true in this country that women get preferential treatment in family courts. So why not go all in?

----------

Rumor has it guys in England are doing it for lower insurance rates, too.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:23 PM (IYZJz)

42 Jimminny Christmas, these non-binary, (whatever the fuck that means) "teachers" all have the same stereotypical look

*********

The simpy soyface is a real thing

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 09, 2023 06:23 PM (VTu1l)

43 Bad lip reading made me lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 09, 2023 06:24 PM (Kd4bG)

44 Facebook requested talking points from the Biden administration to "get ahead" of the possibility that people might be less likely to get a COVID-19 vaccine after evidence emerged that the Johnson and Johnson (J&J) single-dose vaccine might cause life-threatening blood clots in some rare cases, according to emails obtained by the New Civil Liberties Alliance (NCLA).

RICO the shit out of Facebook for conspiracy to mass murder. If a substance is known to cause death, and Facebook lies about it and says that a person should disregard all warnings and joyfully take more of this toxin and they do so from a position of authority they should be sued out of existence in the same way if a physician would tell a patient to disregard all of the "disinformation" about ingesting hemlock and go ahead and frequently dose on it for treating halitosis.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 06:24 PM (3hSHB)

45 Posted by: Chuy at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM

Hola, Chuy! It's good to see you back!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

46 I go to the carnival to see the two-headed baby in a jar.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

47 There are no "queer kids."
There are however disgusting adults who sexualize children.

And I also interpret that Genderambiguous Ginormous Gunt on a non-disabled twenty-something as an entirely disqualifying lack of self-discipline in a supposed "teacher."

Loathsome freak.

Posted by: Zek at January 09, 2023 06:25 PM (5FPX4)

48 Eye-Patch McCain is not a name you can wash off.

That's gonna be there forever.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2023 06:26 PM (kXw3x)

49 New photo here of attempted assault on the House floor:

https://tinyurl.com/ycypxrnt

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 06:26 PM (Vwz3I)

50

The man in the Hathaway shirt.

https://tinyurl.com/4pmtwaz3

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 06:26 PM (63Dwl)

51 I didn't know that Baseball Cvck was a teacher

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 09, 2023 06:26 PM (4cFup)

52 Non-binary teacher.
How the EFF did that get past a job interview???
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (anj39)

Bottom of the barrel scum which the "universities" produce and foster on the rest of the population in the field of "education".

That fat, ugly broad is not fit to clean the shitter at an interstate rest stop.

The horror, the horror...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2023 06:27 PM (R/m4+)

53 "Long John McCain"

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 09, 2023 06:27 PM (dzZCL)

54 You know what power the president has that the vice president doesn't? The power to take classified documents with him when he leaves office. It is illegal for the vice president to do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2023 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

55 16 Jimminny Christmas, these non-binary, (whatever the fuck that means) "teachers" all have the same stereotypical look. Like they're lab grown.

Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2023 06:19 PM (gmo/4

They're all Beta (maybe even gamma) azi.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2023 06:28 PM (WhP3q)

56 53 "Long John McCain"
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at January 09, 2023 06:27 PM (dzZCL)

Don't be disrespectful while he's having his funeral

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2023 06:28 PM (bs+z0)

57 If you're really cool, you don't wear an eyepatch. Then you can pop the glass one in and out at parties.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

58 Houston police question man in fatal taqueria shooting, case referred to grand jury

Posted by: DB- you know my name at January 09, 2023 06:28 PM (geLO8)

59 They're all Beta (maybe even gamma) azi.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2023 06:28 PM (WhP3q)

They certainly got bad tape.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

60 Being stabbed years earlier will do that to you, I understand.

||Jair Bolsonaro has just been admitted to AdventHealth Celebration, a 220-bed hospital outside Orlando, Florida. He claims to have severe abdominal pain. Since the surgery he underwent after the 2018 stabbing, Bolsonaro has been hospitalized a few times because of abdominal pain. The most recent occurred in November, when he was admitted to the Armed Forces Hospital, in Brasília. In January and March of last year, the former president was also affected by the same problem.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 06:29 PM (Vwz3I)

61 >>> Calling someone a terrorist is not a figure of speech. It is a pejorative, much worse than calling someone an asshole, which is a figure of speech..
Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2023 06:21 PM (dTFZY)

Calling a person a terrorist is also passive-aggressive pussy talk when the target is obviously not a terrorist, a member of your own party, and you have only stated minor differences in process and procedure.

It is the equivalent of shrilling out, "oh you brute, you brute, you vicious brute!".

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2023 06:29 PM (0fVbu)

62 Obese woman says what?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 09, 2023 06:29 PM (uNylN)

63 I can tell you that the VS store I go to might have some ads up with fatty's modeling but there isn't anything in the store that's gonna fit a fat person.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (nxdel)

64 I’m still laughing at the bad lip reading. Can you name a cereal?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (kPCXQ)

65 I am going to stick with

The Breaded Pirate Crenshaw
so I can identify other followers of the one True Prophet Matt Harris.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (kXw3x)

66

Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
What we have seen in public education is that technology can't replace teachers. Remote education didn't work, in part because you have to have relationships. You have to build trust.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

67 "Houston police question man in fatal taqueria shooting, case referred to grand jury"

If I was on the Grand Jury my only question would be whether we get a dinner order in before we go home.

Posted by: Zek at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (5FPX4)

68 New photo here of attempted assault on the House floor:

https://tinyurl.com/ycypxrnt
Posted by: andycanuck
___

I love it when memes come to life.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (1Srlr)

69 Non-binary teacher.
----

This still puzzles the crap out of me.

You're openly acknowledging that there are only two options, dumbasses.

Same as when you pretend to get a sex change. There are two options.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (IYZJz)

70 NYT is prespinning because that's what they do.

But it's dishonest to prespin the new Church Committee as a committee as it is not. It is a sub committee. They are, rather. A couple of them.

Subcommittees are not committees.

Posted by: blaster at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (pwExq)

71 Welcome back, Ace

I hope the Morons and Horde are having a great 2023 so far.

Gonna be lit.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (6Tc2R)

72 The worst part about Patch McLiberal is that we have seen this movie before and some people are actually clamoring for the sequel.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 06:31 PM (oWBc3)

73 It's Pat!

Posted by: Fifty Three Years an Imbecile at January 09, 2023 06:31 PM (BJKQV)

74 ~~Moron~~ More on Farcebook:

[Louisiana] AG Jeff Landry 7h • 10 tweets • 3 min read
A viral video was demoted 50% pending a 7-day fact checking period. That demotion continued by Facebook even though no “fact checking” actually occurred. Follow 🧵 for more coercive and collusive efforts by the @WhiteHouse to pressure @facebook to censor @TuckerCarlson!

On 4/14/21, the White House emailed Facebook to lament that a #TuckerCarlson video criticizing the #COVID vaccine was the most watched video on the platform. Facebook replied they would look into it.

Later, #Facebook informed the #WhiteHouse that Tucker Carlson’s video did not qualify for removal; but the video was labeled with a pointer to “authoritative” (White House approved) information, the video was not “recommended” to others, and it was demoted on Facebook.

https://tinyurl.com/465r2pv9

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 06:31 PM (Vwz3I)

75 >>Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
What we have seen in public education is that technology can't replace teachers. Remote education didn't work, in part because you have to have relationships. You have to build trust.

And yet the results sucked before remote teaching.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2023 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

76
Rep. Dan Crenshaw
@RepDanCrenshaw
Right now a handful of Republicans are holding us hostage from completing our mission : serving our country. Let's hope that changes soon and we can start taking the fight to the Democrats, where it belongs.
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Work on your prose, Dan. Get back to us when you are able to coherently express your thoughts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2023 06:32 PM (hjwuP)

77 15 year old New Jersey boy vaxxes out during basketball game, has to be revived by CPR, defibrillator.

https://tinyurl.com/2jrv3472

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 06:32 PM (uKuVe)

78 "Teacher/student" is so binary, yich.
So is "employer/employee."
So why don't we call you "sortofteacher" and Notreally pay you? Fair?

Posted by: Zek at January 09, 2023 06:32 PM (5FPX4)

79 67 "Houston police question man in fatal taqueria shooting, case referred to grand jury"

If I was on the Grand Jury my only question would be whether we get a dinner order in before we go home.
Posted by: Zek at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (5FPX4)

Is that the taco bell story ace did below?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2023 06:33 PM (CsVWE)

80 If you're really cool, you don't wear an eyepatch. Then you can pop the glass one in and out at parties.
--------------
Put it in your glass and say, "Doctor's orders. I'm keeping an eye on my drinking!"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 06:33 PM (Vwz3I)

81 Every time I have been to the mall of late I have told the missus, no one want to see these overly large model/mannequins. The illusion of lingerie works the same way for both sexes. Idiots.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 09, 2023 06:33 PM (oWBc3)

82 vaxxes out

I am stealing this expression.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:33 PM (yQpMk)

83 I hope the Morons and Horde are having a great 2023 so far.
___

Sorry to disappoint ya, but it's SSDD thus far from my vantage point.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:33 PM (1Srlr)

84 Fat women have a lot to offer, so to speak.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2023 06:33 PM (0OP+5)

85 If I was on the Grand Jury my only question would be whether we get a dinner order in before we go home.
Posted by: Zek at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM (5FPX4)

....

Pretty sure he's dead. Can we go home now?

Posted by: Grand Jury. at January 09, 2023 06:33 PM (lIg0U)

86 15 year old New Jersey boy vaxxes out during basketball game, has to be revived by CPR, defibrillator.

-

Must've been an unusually bad tackle.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:33 PM (IYZJz)

87 75 >>Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
What we have seen in public education is that technology can't replace teachers. Remote education didn't work, in part because you have to have relationships. You have to build trust.

And yet the results sucked before remote teaching.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2023 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Isn't she supposed to be fighting in Ukraine?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Purveyor of Stochastic Disinformation at January 09, 2023 06:34 PM (PiwSw)

88 If I lost an eye I'd want a big nasty wrinkly scar so I could scare all the kids at the supermarket.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

89 We are here to serve our country and line our pockets. But mostly to line our pockets.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 09, 2023 06:34 PM (/QFrj)

90 If I was on the Grand Jury my only question would be whether we get a dinner order in before we go home.
Posted by: Zek
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And a paycheck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2023 06:35 PM (1vJmm)

91 Find a fold and fill it! Can't find a fold? A quick dusting with all purpose flour is revelatory...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 09, 2023 06:35 PM (jTmQV)

92 SMH @ 83-
That comment of mine at 84 was about Victoria Secret.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2023 06:35 PM (0OP+5)

93 I was on a Grand Jury once. I learned more about my neighbors than I cared to.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

94 I heard today that the Colonel of the Regiment that Prince Harry was in said something along the lines of "He was nowhere near the enemy."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (C1rbv)

95 COVID vaccines are the leading cause of coincidences.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (IYZJz)

96 >>> Rep. Dan Crenshaw
@RepDanCrenshaw
Right now a handful of Republicans are holding us hostage from completing our mission: serving our country. Let's hope that changes soon and we can start taking the fight to the Democrats, where it belongs.
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I don't have a vagina. But I feel like if I did my vagina would be slapping Dan Crenshaw like it was Sean Connery.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (0fVbu)

97 In a college game over weekend guy went down like a sack of potatoes.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (xhxe8)

98
If you're really cool, you don't wear an eyepatch. Then you can pop the glass one in and out at parties.

Dean Martin in The Sons of Katie Elder

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (63Dwl)

99 Eyepatch is free to apply pressure all he wants.

The holdouts should have held out until they he had to tattoo an apology on his forehead.

The funny thing about slim majorities is that it gives veto power to the out-group within the majority. We've had to work around Collins and Murkowski forever. It was nice to have leverage for once.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (//LWP)

100 15 year old New Jersey boy vaxxes out during basketball game, has to be revived by CPR, defibrillator.

Just another vaxxident

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (3hSHB)

101 Whole lot of Rosie

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (/QFrj)

102 VS has been terribly managed and so stupidly woke it deserves to die. But it’s been dying for a long time. That market for expensive lingerie is dead. It was a product of the 80s when both men and women deluded themselves into thinking if women wore it, they’d look like one of the Angels. That delusion has been long since shattered. Plus, there’s so much more completion now from competing brands. Firing the CEO is like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (NbdLQ)

103 Umm...okay Eromero.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (1Srlr)

104 Rumor has it guys in England are doing it for lower insurance rates, too.
Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:23 PM

England? Nah...just ghey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (Wnv9h)

105 88 If I lost an eye I'd want a big nasty wrinkly scar so I could scare all the kids at the supermarket.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

I always love the ones (always in fiction for some reason) where the guy has this gigantic scar on either side of one eye, but somehow did not lose the eye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (CsVWE)

106 ||Fox News viewers are degenerate drug addicts, desperate for their next fix of government-hating heroin.

That was the take of ex-Republican Congressman turned MSNBC analyst David Jolly on Katie Phang’s show on Saturday morning.

Jolly was reacting to the news that Speaker Kevin McCarthy will reportedly organize a Frank Church-style committee to investigate abuses in recent years by the FBI and CIA. Liberals loved that in the 1970s!||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (Vwz3I)

107 Ahhh Randi and the ol' "We always had concerns about remote learning" ploy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 06:37 PM (/8W6s)

108 So it's over 100..Any word on Jane's Husband ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2023 06:38 PM (bs+z0)

109 15 year old New Jersey boy vaxxes out during basketball game, has to be revived by CPR, defibrillator.

Must've been an unusually bad tackle.
_______________________

His $300 shoes were too tight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 09, 2023 06:38 PM (Q4IgG)

110 vaxxident

another nice one.

*takes notes*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:38 PM (yQpMk)

111 93 I was on a Grand Jury once. I learned more about my neighbors than I cared to.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

I was on one in louisville for a month. 1 murder, lots of theft, 90% drugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 09, 2023 06:38 PM (CsVWE)

112 Facebook requested talking points

You know what I've never requested? How I might best aid and abet mass murder.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2023 06:38 PM (CaJIi)

113 23 Non-binary teacher.
How the EFF did that get past a job interview???
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2023 06:20 PM (anj39)

I spoke with a teacher who is (fortunately) involved in the hiring process at her school. They are desperate for teachers the pickings are nearly all purple-haired freaks. They found someone with hardly any credentials that they felt they could mentor along and hired that person.

Posted by: Emmie at January 09, 2023 06:38 PM (Emce2)

114 If I lost an eye I'd want a big nasty wrinkly scar so I could scare all the kids at the supermarket.
Posted by: wth a

...

Was it at the HQ we saw the video of someone making an led light up glass eye?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 09, 2023 06:39 PM (//LWP)

115 We find that the decedent misappropriated oxygen and is sentenced to time served.

Posted by: The Houston Grand Jury at January 09, 2023 06:39 PM (5FPX4)

116 If I lose an eye, I am replacing it with an all white marble.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 06:39 PM (/8W6s)

117 Ordinary jury: 6 dollars per day. Grand jury? 20 dollars.

At my first job out of college, they docked my pay 14 dollars per day until I produced the time clock stamps.

Fucking shit.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 06:39 PM (C1rbv)

118 Is there a name for forcefully dragging someone's face across the pavement until the discernable features are gone and it's basically bare skull ground flat? Whatever that is needs to be performed on a special select few people.

Posted by: Yeah it's gruesome but sometimes you gotta get rough at January 09, 2023 06:39 PM (s2na+)

119 They certainly got bad tape.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

Not Reseune quality, for sure. Probably bootlegged by a competitor.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2023 06:39 PM (WhP3q)

120 It's not the Bible that says your are born a boy or a girl. It is reality that says that. Gender is not assigned at birth certificate, it is noted.

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 06:41 PM (cUYo/)

121 Interestingly, on the Grand Jury, we were explicitly sworn to secrecy about any case we no-billed. If we indicted someone, we could blab all we wanted.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

122 Randi Weingarten @rweingarten

What we have seen in public education is that technology can't replace teachers. Remote education didn't work, in part because you have to have relationships. You have to build trust.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM

Yeah, we are now all aware of the type of "relationships" public education teachers are trying to have with children. Trust is gone forever.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 09, 2023 06:41 PM (Do5/p)

123 I spoke with a teacher who is (fortunately) involved in the hiring process at her school. They are desperate for teachers the pickings are nearly all purple-haired freaks

They really really REALLY want to fuck our children. First rule of predation, go where the prey is.

Posted by: They're groomers and they can FOAD at January 09, 2023 06:41 PM (s2na+)

124 McCringeshaw

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 06:41 PM (us2H3)

125 Breaking: The DOJ is preparing to cover up -- or as they call it, "investigate" -- reports of classified documents that have been at the Biden Center from his VP years.

Joe will legitimately claim he didn't know the documents were improperly in his possession. Hell, on a good day he doesn't know where he is. Joe will use the Alzheimer's defense, and no reasonable prosecutor will dare question him about this.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2023 06:41 PM (AMIL/)

126 Was it at the HQ we saw the video of someone making an led light up glass eye?

Could be, because I remember that, too. Very cool.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2023 06:41 PM (CaJIi)

127 Rep. Dan Crenshaw
@RepDanCrenshaw
Right now a handful of Republicans are holding us hostage from completing our mission : serving our country.

What a fucking liar. His mission is to serve the nation up to the plundering and deviant fantasies of his WEF handlers.

Dan Crenshaw, like the other communists he worships, projects his own evil desires and intents on his real enemies. Dan Crenshaw is an enemy of We The People and should be treated as such.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 06:42 PM (3hSHB)

128 Canada Confirms: The Acceleration of Death Correlates With the Shots

"I think they knew it was a garbage vaccine, but I don't think they really thought it would kill this many this quickly, and now they're like, 'ruh roh.' What do you do when you're caught? ... you double down."

https://tinyurl.com/28p6xukz

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:42 PM (1Srlr)

129 @RepDanCrenshaw
Right now a handful of Republicans are holding us hostage from completing our mission: serving our country. Let's hope that changes soon and we can start taking the fight to the Democrats, where it belongs.

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...says the treasonous grifter who funneled billions in a slush fund to an East European dictator while his own country was invaded via his own state (and destroyed).

I don't vote any longer, so I don't get much of a say, but is nice to see mainstream people catch onto dirtbags like this one more quickly now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 09, 2023 06:42 PM (KSNKu)

130 hahaha, I'm finishing up the last thread.

"He died doing what he loved"

Is maybe my favorite comment.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:42 PM (IYZJz)

131 uff da:

"Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) will reportedly chair a select subcommittee in the new Congress to investigate the politicization of the FBI revealed by the “Twitter Files.”"

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2023 06:42 PM (V13WU)

132 108. Donna, bluebell said this morning that the docs were going to try to remove his breathing tube today. It sounds like it was attempted previously but his trachea collapsed and they needed to reinsert. She said prayers are very appreciated and still needed.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2023 06:43 PM (0OJcF)

133 That teacher is typical of most of these lunatics, ugly and weird colored hair. Parents need to demand different teachers.

Posted by: Ciampino - when TSHTF the tset will be how many sexes at January 09, 2023 06:43 PM (qfLjt)

134 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 06:43 PM (us2H3)

135 Not Reseune quality, for sure. Probably bootlegged by a competitor.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2023 06:39 PM (WhP3q)

It's nice to find another fan.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:43 PM (yQpMk)

136 Hey man, you're gonna pay for dinner!

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

137 Let me guess: the fascist DOJ will not send the FBI pigs to Dover to raid Joe's house? Close?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (KSNKu)

138 SMH, I just jump into a conversation sometimes.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (0OP+5)

139 It's not the Bible that says your are born a boy or a girl. It is reality that says that. Gender is not assigned at birth certificate, it is noted.

Posted by: Ripley
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Yep. Archaeologists can dig your 20,000 year old ass up out of the dirt and say "that's a woman" or "that's a man" without too much trouble.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (IYZJz)

140 "The press release outlined details of the subcommittee’s work, explaining it…

will investigate how the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Department of Justice, Department of Homeland Security, and other executive branch agencies obtain information from and provide information to the private sector, non-profit entities, or other government agencies to facilitate action against American citizens.

would be given sweeping investigatory powers that include access to information shared with the House Intelligence Committee and the authority to review ongoing criminal investigations.

would permit Speaker McCarthy to name 13 members to the panel, including five Democrats, after consultation with Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (FU Jeffries and your minions)

Posted by: runner at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (V13WU)

141 https://tinyurl.com/5avcut2t
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

#3 has to be seen

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (xhxe8)

142 I like Jordan, he's cut from the same piece of cloth as Trey

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (us2H3)

143 " Randi Weingarten @rweingarten

What we have seen in public education is that technology can't replace teachers."

I actually agree with her for once. We should get rid of all the computerized lessons and reading and tests and go back to written work and tests and textbook. Although I doubt that is what she meant.

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (cUYo/)

144 They are desperate for teachers the pickings are nearly all purple-haired freaks

Just think of all the people who've worked all their lives, have nothing to do now, and who could teach the hell out of things! But no, we need to scrape the bottom of the barrel for those minty fresh education majors.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (CaJIi)

145 A father has legally changed his gender to "female" in a bid to gain the favorable legal treatment women get in custody battles over children... despite the fact he still identifies as a cisgender male in his everyday life.

This seemed like the obvious answer at a previous job when we started hearing rumors that they were going to give performance bonuses based on "closing the gender gap."

Let them calculate the gender gap however they are going to do it. Then have just one or two high-paid male execs declare that they are switching teams. Boom, the gap closes, and everyone gets a bonus!

And how are they going to argue against it? Are they going to say that a man can't just decide one day that he's a woman? That a man pretending to be a woman isn't really?

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 09, 2023 06:45 PM (c7HsI)

146 SMH, I just jump into a conversation sometimes.
Posted by: Eromero
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ok

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:45 PM (1Srlr)

147 Seinfeld meets the Senate...

APOCTOZ @Apoctoz
How Mitch keeps the pirates in line...

https://twitter.com/Apoctoz/status/
1612545147534712851

23 seconds https://tinyurl.com/yhx9mvcu

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 06:46 PM (Vwz3I)

148 Randi Weingarten @rweingarten

What we have seen in public education is that technology can't replace teachers. Remote education didn't work, in part because you have to have relationships. You have to build trust.

Since we know Randi Weingarten is a pathological liar, we should expect that technology is exactly what is needed to replace teachers. Home schooling and maybe private schooling is orders of magnitude better than government school. I lay odds that TikTok probably has imparted more wisdom and knowledge to kids than any government "educator".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 06:47 PM (3hSHB)

149 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops

Posted by: REDACTED at

A monarchy if you can keep it.

Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at January 09, 2023 06:47 PM (57B/4)

150 Patches O'Houlihan>>>>Eye Patch McCain

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 09, 2023 06:47 PM (UQUAY)

151 Pirate Dan would have used his power to step on conservative's neck forever. WEF motherfucker should be skull fucked.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 09, 2023 06:48 PM (u4CEu)

152 Calling someone a terrorist is to dehumanizing the person so you won't feel bad going after them.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 06:48 PM (xhxe8)

153 Breaking: The DOJ is preparing to cover up -- or as they call it, "investigate" -- reports of classified documents that have been at the Biden Center from his VP years.

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Say, the VICE-president has no authority to declassify documents, does he?

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:48 PM (IYZJz)

154 And how are they going to argue against it? Are they going to say that a man can't just decide one day that he's a woman? That a man pretending to be a woman isn't really?
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 09, 2023 06:45

I'm afraid that in the brave new world our betters have planned for us it will pay to be trans. Trans-race, trans everything. Pays more to be a dude, I'm now a dude. How dare you misgender me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 09, 2023 06:48 PM (0Cl6X)

155 SMH, I just jump into a conversation sometimes.
Posted by: Eromero
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I did that the other day, turned out the discussion was about quicksand...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2023 06:48 PM (Pnbfv)

156
That Eyepatch McCain bit is 100% hysterical.

Posted by: portlandon at January 09, 2023 06:49 PM (+oR7L)

157 >>Say, the VICE-president has no authority to declassify documents, does he?

That would be no.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2023 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

158 I heard today that the Colonel of the Regiment that Prince Harry was in said something along the lines of "He was nowhere near the enemy."
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (C1rbv)

I think there is a reason they dumped him on the yanks during his second tour.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2023 06:49 PM (anj39)

159 Randi Weingarten @rweingarten

What we have seen in public education is that technology can't replace teachers. Remote education didn't work, in part because you have to have relationships. You have to build trust.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 06:30 PM

Relationships and trust are extremely important, huh? OK, now do tele-medicine.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2023 06:49 PM (AMIL/)

160 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops
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Good luck with confiscation.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:49 PM (1Srlr)

161 SMH, I just jump into a conversation sometimes.
Posted by: Eromero
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I did that the other day, turned out the discussion was about quicksand...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2023 06:48 PM (Pnbfv)

Suddenly you were in over your head, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

162 Just think of all the people who've worked all their lives, have nothing to do now, and who could teach the hell out of things! But no, we need to scrape the bottom of the barrel for those minty fresh education majors.

The vast majority of students are garbage too. Since their parents obviously hate their own children and willfully subject them to a doomed future via thirteen years of kenneling the kids pick up on this sentiment and live down to the nihilistic expectation of everyone around them.

Life without God is not a life, its slavery and misery until one goes to the grave.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 06:51 PM (3hSHB)

163 158 I heard today that the Colonel of the Regiment that Prince Harry was in said something along the lines of "He was nowhere near the enemy."
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 06:36 PM (C1rbv)

got news for the Colonel, Harry sleeps with the enemy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 06:51 PM (us2H3)

164 The classified material was identified by personal attorneys for Mr. Biden on Nov. 2, just before the midterm elections
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Oh man, what a great story. It just so happened that we report on this right after mid-terms.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:51 PM (IYZJz)

165 Just think of all the people who've worked all their lives, have nothing to do now, and who could teach the hell out of things!

I know in Tennessee they have a program to fast track professionals from fields of study into education programs.

If you have a bachelors in any field of study, you can just obtain a masters in teaching or complete and educator preparation program and move into teaching.

It would be great if more old people would become teachers as part of a semi-retired lifestyle.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 06:52 PM (uKuVe)

166 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops
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It will be trivially easy, same as ICE cars.

Can't buy gas and the devices are useless.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:52 PM (IYZJz)

167 120 It's not the Bible that says your are born a boy or a girl. It is reality that says that. Gender is not assigned at birth certificate, it is noted.

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2023 06:41 PM (cUYo/)
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It's not gender, it's SEX.
Don't use the Left's terminology as that perpetuates the fallacies of their arguments.

Posted by: Ciampino -- when TSHTF the tset will be how many sexes at January 09, 2023 06:52 PM (qfLjt)

168 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops
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Good luck with confiscation.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:49 PM (1Srlr)
.......

They won't even be able to get mine out the door.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

169 Here's another quick hit - and it's a happy one!

Just heard from Jane D'oh that her husband is off the vent and doing well, praise God! He can't talk but just keeps whispering "wow." Everything is looking good.

He is expected to be in the ICU for two more days and then in a regular room for a day or two. Jane is much relieved and ordering herself something unhealthy from Door Dash to celebrate 😄.

Thank you all so much for the many prayers - they've helped them so much. I will let you know when I hear more, but for now I think no news will be good news.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2023 06:53 PM (pTb/Z)

170 Just think of all the people who've worked all their lives, have nothing to do now, and who could teach the hell out of things!
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This is how junior colleges used to work, and for that exact reason. I doubt it's this way any longer since know they're mostly pre-college.

Posted by: Now they're just f*cking with you- Ukraine Reveals End Date for War With Russia at January 09, 2023 06:53 PM (IYZJz)

171 Nouns are gendered, people are sexed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

172 Mike Hammer @ 155-
Exactly.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2023 06:54 PM (0OP+5)

173 118 Is there a name for forcefully dragging someone's face across the pavement until the discernable features are gone and it's basically bare skull ground flat?
Posted by: Yeah it's gruesome but sometimes you gotta get rough

Asphalt facelift?

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 09, 2023 06:54 PM (OX9vb)

174 first thing the House should do is censure Brandon for all his lies

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 06:54 PM (us2H3)

175 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops

Because that is exactly what our Founding Fathers expected from the Constitutional Republic they formed: a demented, ossified, degenerate pervert making sweeping destructive edicts with reckless disregard for the damage it does.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 06:54 PM (3hSHB)

176 134 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 06:43 PM (us2H3)

Why not? All the EU nations and the UK have banned new gas residential appliances beginning in a few years, right? Hasn't New York State done so, too? Virtue signalling is always in-vogue with idiots like Brandon, as long as he gets a kickback one way or another.

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (AMIL/)

177 Nobody ever taught Joe what classified markings meant. He is just a simple grandfather who is humbly serving his public. How is he supposed to know specialized things like classification systems.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (/8W6s)

178 Just think of all the people who've worked all their lives, have nothing to do now, and who could teach the hell out of things!
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I'd rather stick hot pokers in my eyeballs than be around any yoots today.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (1Srlr)

179 Thanks for the news, bluebell.
Thanking God and still praying!

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (wE246)

180 Bluebell that's wonderful!! I've been praying every day for them! God is good

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (nxdel)

181 173 118 Is there a name for forcefully dragging someone's face across the pavement until the discernable features are gone and it's basically bare skull ground flat?

Aspholiate ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (uKuVe)

182 Thanks for the update bluebell, fantastic news!

prayers will continue!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 09, 2023 06:56 PM (fxj5q)

183 I found my Wolf cooktop at the dump

not even on the books

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 06:56 PM (us2H3)

184 Seinfeld meets the Senate...

APOCTOZ @Apoctoz
How Mitch keeps the pirates in line...

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"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 06:56 PM (BRmwW)

185 Bluebell that's wonderful!! I've been praying every day for them! God is good
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (nxdel)
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Aw jewells, your prayers mean a lot. Still praying for you my dear.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2023 06:56 PM (pTb/Z)

186 Dan Crenshaw is going to give up eating meat and live in an apartment, right? Because the WEF says we have to stop eating meat and owning property.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (/8W6s)

187 "I'd rather stick hot pokers in my eyeballs than be around any yoots today."

I got out of teaching just in time. Kids are like "why should I learn anything, I can look it up on my phone!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (jTmQV)

188 Aspholiate ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (uKuVe)

Winner.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Purveyor of Stochastic Disinformation at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (PiwSw)

189 Good news, bluebell.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (1Srlr)

190 thank you for the update, bluebell.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (5pTK/)

191 134 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops
Posted by: REDACTED

From my cold, dead, frying pan.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (OX9vb)

192 haven't they banned new wood burning fireplaces in places like CO ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (us2H3)

193 120. Male and female created He them.
Actually it is in the Bible, Book of Genesis.

Posted by: LadyS at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (VGiJY)

194 Palate cleanser -
Go-Gos Head over Heals
(in the 80s, even average looking girls were cute)
https://youtu.be/jQyazt4RDTM

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (fs1hN)

195 Thanks for the news, bluebell.
Thanking God and still praying!
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (wE246)
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Thank you sal!

And you too, sock!

I must admit I'm happy to have good news to report for a change.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (pTb/Z)

196 It will be trivially easy, same as ICE cars.

Can't buy gas and the devices are useless.

As I look out the window past two working oil pumps at a flared gas well. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (3hSHB)

197 Victoria's Secret CEO Amy Hauk is getting the boot after just eight months as the brand's stock plummets, and no one has any idea why.

Yeah that's a real puzzler, after taking beautiful shapely women away and putting in fat women and dudes. Who could have predicted this would drive away both women and men from the brand?

Its almost as if flimsy overpriced products only had appeal when connected to insanely hot women?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (0hOvj)

198 I really want to post a comment but I am so damn tired of this same shit over and over. Banning gas for home heating and cooking has a huge impact on multiple industries. There is never any cost benefit analysis anymore. They just keep doing things that make no sense and patting themselves on the back like it is actually accomplishing something. When does California reach the tipping point where it all collapses? As long as they keep chugging along, they, the ubiquitous they, will keep trying these nonsensical forays into wokedom.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (Y+l9t)

199 bluebell thanks

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (xhxe8)

200 186 Dan Crenshaw is going to give up eating meat and live in an apartment, right? Because the WEF says we have to stop eating meat and owning property.

does chez luntz have a vacancy?

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (oY6Yp)

201 VS products were/are overpriced trash. Cheap, scratchy "lace" no better than Wmart crap, only 3-4x the price. And fugly colors, last time I shopped.

Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (o0Fxd)

202 Male and female created He them.
Actually it is in the Bible, Book of Genesis.
Posted by: LadyS
___

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, GOD!"
- Humanity

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (1Srlr)

203 Why does Joe hate teapots so?

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

204 181 173 118 Is there a name for forcefully dragging someone's face across the pavement until the discernable features are gone and it's basically bare skull ground flat?

Aspholiate ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (uKuVe)

--------

Cheese Grader?

Grill Off?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 06:59 PM (BRmwW)

205 Funny, clever, weird short sci-fi film starring the next ex-Mrs. Sharkman, the lovely Karen Gillan:

https://youtu.be/muZnCSTrq0g

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM (233bX)

206 From Sen. Marsha Blackburn
"Joe Biden’s border security plan is to fly 30,000 migrants into the United States every single month."
--
Okay Biden, where is _MY_ free airline ticket?

Posted by: Ciampino - a legal American Citizen at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM (qfLjt)

207 Oh Blake, I have been meaning to thank YOU but I haven't been around much except to report in on Me. D'oh. I had lunch with Weasel recently and he gave me your gift. I was and am still stunned. It's so gorgeous. Thank you, thank you, you have no idea how delighted I am.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM (pTb/Z)

208 Okay, after looking at pictures of Ms. Hauk, I can see why she might have thought fat was fab.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM (5pTK/)

209 It is the equivalent of shrilling out, "oh you brute, you brute, you vicious brute!".
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2023 06:29 PM

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Lady G. at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

210 Re: athletes and the vax

Mr. S is convinced the Cowboys played so badly yesterday
b/c they're all scared of getting hit.
If there are more incidents and the games continue to deteriorate could this be sportsball hoisted on its own petard?

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM (wE246)

211 Rain-related I assume...

@TheInsiderPaper · 1h
UPDATE - Evacuation orders issued for all of Montecito and other communities around Santa Barbara city in California

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (Vwz3I)

212 The problem is that all the graduates from colleges with teaching degrees and credentials are twisted.

Every year, the good teachers leave.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (C1rbv)

213 Male and female created He them.
Actually it is in the Bible, Book of Genesis.
Posted by: LadyS at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (VGiJY)

You mean that book of made up stuff?

Posted by: your typical brain dead leftist at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (Zvtjl)

214 *wanders back over to Gab for some more memes*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (1Srlr)

215 Its almost as if flimsy overpriced products only had appeal when connected to insanely hot women?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2023

And an economy that allows for such disposable income.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (PX01u)

216 204 181 173 118 Is there a name for forcefully dragging someone's face across the pavement until the discernable features are gone and it's basically bare skull ground flat?

Aspholiate ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 06:55 PM (uKuVe)

--------

Cheese Grader?

Grill Off?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 06:59 PM (BRmwW)

Street scalping? Sidewalk scalping?

Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (AMIL/)

217 I really want to post a comment but I am so damn tired of this same shit over and over. Banning gas for home heating and cooking has a huge impact on multiple industries. There is never any cost benefit analysis anymore. They just keep doing things that make no sense and patting themselves on the back like it is actually accomplishing something. When does California reach the tipping point where it all collapses? As long as they keep chugging along, they, the ubiquitous they, will keep trying these nonsensical forays into wokedom.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (Y+l9t)

--------

Not gonna stop until enough people are starving to death and develop a sudden penchant for decorating lampposts.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (BRmwW)

218 Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2023 06:53 PM (pTb/Z)

Thanks for your kind caring, bluebell and for letting us know.
Prayers continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (D+F6R)

219 If getting brained in a motorcycle accident but testing positive for covid was listed as a covid death, then we can treat every odd "dies" or "collapses" suddenly or unexpectedly as a "vaccine" death.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (DB16e)

220 It's not gender, it's SEX.
Don't use the Left's terminology as that perpetuates the fallacies of their arguments.
Posted by: Ciampino -- when TSHTF the tset will be how many sexes
______

What's my gender? WTF? I'm a human being, not a noun. Don't try to de-humanize me with your crappy ideology.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2023 07:02 PM (fs1hN)

221 Great news on Mr. D’oh! I’m very happy to hear that.

Posted by: LadyS at January 09, 2023 07:02 PM (VGiJY)

222 >>As I look out the window past two working oil pumps at a flared gas well. Good luck with that.

Probably half the homes in my town use propane for heating. I don't see them banning propane anytime soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2023 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)

223 "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, GOD!"
- Humanity
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 06:58 PM (1Srlr)"

"So fire came out from the presence of the Lord and consumed them, and they died before the Lord."

Leviticus 10:2

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2023 07:02 PM (bNcG+)

224 National Archives asks DOJ to investigate classified documents found in private office Biden used

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2023 07:02 PM (RovqD)

225 And an economy that allows for such disposable income.

Yeah fripperies definitely tend to suffer in a tight economy but I'm seeing no signs of that right now. Food delivery services are booming, there's a line around the block to get the morning coffee shake, streaming is booming. People seem to be spending an awful lot on luxuries still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2023 07:03 PM (0hOvj)

226 I had lunch with Weasel recently
Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM

I hope you either restauranted or you prepared it, given Chef Weasel's culinary peccadillos.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)

227 You mean that book of made up stuff?
Posted by: your typical brain dead leftist at January 09, 2023 07:01 PM (Zvtjl)

That's the one.

Posted by: UNC Professor of Religious Studies Bart D. Ehrman at January 09, 2023 07:03 PM (PiwSw)

228 Honest question: Have you ever seen a gender-confused person posting this weird shit online who looks like a normal, sane, healthy, attractive version of the gender they're supposed to be part of? It's all piercings and dyes and morbid obesity (or anorexia) all around.

Posted by: red speck at January 09, 2023 07:03 PM (gS3OW)

229 Supposedly brain dead Biden told someone at the border that he hung out with Polish secret service. Not sure when exactly but probably sometime between Corn pop and Mandela.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2023 07:03 PM (Y+l9t)

230 National Archives asks DOJ to investigate classified documents found in private office Biden used

"That only applies to Trump!"
--FBI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2023 07:03 PM (0hOvj)

231 "Breaking: The DOJ is preparing to cover up -- or as they call it, "investigate" -- reports of classified documents that have been at the Biden Center from his VP years."

Huh. No FBI raid? That's odd.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2023 07:04 PM (bNcG+)

232 Aspholiate ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Stolen.
The best I could come up with was 'Macadamize'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2023 07:04 PM (hjwuP)

233 Okay, after looking at pictures of Ms. Hauk, I can see why she might have thought fat was fab.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM (5pTK/)
.........

She's no Jasmine Tookes.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

234 Have you ever seen a gender-confused person posting this weird shit online who looks like a normal, sane, healthy, attractive version of the gender they're supposed to be part of?

Michelle Obama?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 07:04 PM (uKuVe)

235 Aspholiate ?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

LOL, that one's better!

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 09, 2023 07:05 PM (OX9vb)

236 You're not "non-binary"; you just refuse to accept the gender you were born as. Stop treating your lack of acceptance as a super power.

Posted by: red speck at January 09, 2023 07:05 PM (gS3OW)

237 Yeah fripperies definitely tend to suffer in a tight economy but I'm seeing no signs of that right now. Food delivery services are booming, there's a line around the block to get the morning coffee shake, streaming is booming. People seem to be spending an awful lot on luxuries still.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2023 07:03 PM (0hOvj)

Yep. I was in South Salem the other week night, late, and the cars were lined up on the street at a couple of the coffee joints.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 09, 2023 07:05 PM (PX01u)

238 NYT: Well, the 1000 Biden docs were Top secret, but it wasn't really national security stuff. Click the link to see all of the documents reproduced here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 07:05 PM (/8W6s)

239 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts · 5h
🚨#BREAKING: Tsunami warning issued after 7.9M earthquake strikes near Indonesia
📌#Indonesia
Currently, a tsunami warning has been issued after a Powerful earthquake measuring 7.9 strikes in the Banda Sea near parts of Indonesia and Australia this is still developing

@rawsalerts · 4h
🚨#UPDATE: Tsunami warnings canceled after 7.9-magnitude quake hits off Indonesia, felt as far away as Australia

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:05 PM (Vwz3I)

240 Life ~~without God is not a life,~~ - it's slavery and misery until one goes to the grave.

FTFY

Posted by: Let us be completely at January 09, 2023 07:06 PM (s2na+)

241 Gender are the differences in French and German nouns.

Sex is the difference between humans.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:06 PM (C1rbv)

242 Have you ever seen a gender-confused person posting this weird shit online who looks like a normal, sane, healthy, attractive version of the gender they're supposed to be part of?
---

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Sammy the Freak at January 09, 2023 07:06 PM (hjwuP)

243 Premature postalation

Posted by: Let us be completely honest at January 09, 2023 07:06 PM (s2na+)

244 @rawsalerts · 21m
🚨#BREAKING: Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of NYC’s largest hospitals in a strike
📌#Manhattan | #NY
Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of new york city's largest hospitals as they are on a strike until an agreement has reached

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:06 PM (Vwz3I)

245 Yeah, expecting the Eff Bee Eye to go jack up Sundowner any day now.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 07:07 PM (xhxe8)

246 How do they know an earthquake at the bottom of the ocean was 7.9?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 07:07 PM (/8W6s)

247 Currently, a tsunami warning has been issued after a Powerful earthquake measuring 7.9 strikes in the Banda Sea near parts of Indonesia and Australia this is still developing

a hedynami would be a 10

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 07:08 PM (us2H3)

248 "People seem to be spending an awful lot on luxuries still."

Might be that those people have a different definition of luxury.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2023 07:08 PM (bp7MY)

249 Bluebell thank you for keeping us updated!

Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2023 07:08 PM (0OJcF)

250 Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of new york city's largest hospitals as they are on a strike until an agreement has reached

"you're all fired."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2023 07:08 PM (0hOvj)

251 Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of new york city's largest hospitals as they are on a strike until an agreement is reached.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:06 PM (Vwz3I)

Ouch.

Getting thousands of women to reach an agreement won't be easy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 07:08 PM (uKuVe)

252 Might be that those people have a different definition of luxury.

I am concerned that modern culture denies the very existence of luxuries at all. Its all necessities in their eyes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (0hOvj)

253 Figures.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3h22xu

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (bMboH)

254 247 Currently, a tsunami warning has been issued after a Powerful earthquake measuring 7.9 strikes in the Banda Sea near parts of Indonesia and Australia this is still developing

a hedynami would be a 10

a tufnelnami would be an 11

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (oY6Yp)

255 "Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of NYC’s largest hospitals in a strike"

What are they striking about?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (bp7MY)

256 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (T4tVD)

257 Dan Crenshaw is going to give up eating meat and live in an apartment, right? Because the WEF says we have to stop eating meat and owning property.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (/8W6s)

But will he give up hitting on every female under 60 within 20 yards of him?

*shakes Magic 8 Ball*

All signs point to No.

Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2023 07:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

258 Only 12 more days, before Kummala can take over and still be eligible for 2 additional terms

Posted by: JQ at January 09, 2023 07:10 PM (o0Fxd)

259 Already reported above, of course, but I never thought I'd ever see this combination of words...

"Classified Documents Found At President Biden's Think Tank"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:10 PM (Vwz3I)

260 I assure you that no FBI agent has ever done anything illegal, underhanded, or dishonest. You have my word on it.

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at January 09, 2023 07:11 PM (9X60i)

261 Why do we keep seeing mention of the J&J vaccine, which just based on the delivery mechanism (adenovirus), has to be measurable safer than lipid nanoparticles (and graphene) delivery mechanism used by Pfizer/Moderna/Astrazeneca. The Pfizer mRNA "vaccine" should be the one getting most of the attention with regard to harm caused by the mandate, IMHO.

Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at January 09, 2023 07:11 PM (ssESX)

262 a tufnelnami would be an 11
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (oY6Yp)

A tommytutonenami would be 867-5309.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Purveyor of Stochastic Disinformation at January 09, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

263 183 I found my Wolf cooktop at the dump

***

High end dump

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 09, 2023 07:11 PM (Kd4bG)

264 "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, GOD!"
- Humanity
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

Over and over, He has to tell us, "Yes, I can." Humanity just never learns.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 09, 2023 07:11 PM (OX9vb)

265 The rules passed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2023 07:11 PM (ZLI7S)

266 What are they striking about?

Insufficient time for Tik Tok Dance Videos

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 09, 2023 07:11 PM (0hOvj)

267 255 "Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of NYC’s largest hospitals in a strike"

What are they striking about?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (bp7MY)

Striking a pose.

Posted by: Faking bullshit on TikTok IS healthcare! at January 09, 2023 07:11 PM (s2na+)

268

A federal agency may look to ban gas stoves over concern about the release of pollutants that can cause health and respiratory problems, according to a new report.

Senator Cory Booker (D., N.J.) and Representative Don Beyer (D., Va.) wrote a letter to the agency last month urging the commission to address the issue and calling the harmful emissions a “cumulative burden” on black, Latino and low-income households.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 07:12 PM (63Dwl)

269 Bluebell thank you for keeping us updated!
Posted by: Jen the original

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at January 09, 2023 07:12 PM (T4tVD)

270 255 "Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of NYC’s largest hospitals in a strike"

What are they striking about?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (bp7MY)
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Not getting the 19.1% raise they demanded.

Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at January 09, 2023 07:12 PM (ssESX)

271 Reminds me, what ever became of Pussy Riot in the USSR?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2023 07:13 PM (NWaVs)

272 Lindsey Graham just said "shit" on Jesse Waters' show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

273 FTFY
Posted by: Let us be completely at January 09, 2023 07:06 PM (s2na+)

Would you like to tell us what's going on, aside from whatever your political concerns are? My life has not been slavery and misery (Well, obviously like everybody else I have had some hard times) and a large part of the reason is having a relationship with God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2023 07:13 PM (D+F6R)

274 SMH, I just jump into a conversation sometimes.
Posted by: Eromero

I did that the other day, turned out the discussion was about quicksand...
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Suddenly you were in over your head, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

He had that sinking feeling.....

Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2023 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

275 Probably half the homes in my town use propane for heating. I don't see them banning propane anytime soon.
Posted by: JackStraw

Well, they want half of us dead, so...

Posted by: W. Smithe at January 09, 2023 07:14 PM (2hpQI)

276 Ouch.

Getting thousands of women to reach an agreement won't be easy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 09, 2023 07:08 PM (uKuVe)

They should start negotiations with an annoyed, "Calm Down."

Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2023 07:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

277 From Sen. Marsha Blackburn
"Joe Biden’s border security plan is to fly 30,000 migrants into the United States every single month."

So just like the junta is the world's largest gun dealer eclipsing by several orders of magnitude the Merchant of Death's enterprises, they now want to be the world's greatest coyote and human sex trafficking operation.

This is absolutely sick. YOU need a gold star ID just to board an aircraft once the government has certified that you have surrendered your 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th and 10th amendment rights (now adding 14th). And how exactly is this monthly list of 30k going to be curated? What sort of fucked up calculus are they going to use? How many from what terrorism sponsoring countries? Are we expecting this to not be a massive grift and bribe operation?

Where is our Hawaiian judge?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 07:14 PM (3hSHB)

278 When you stopped making people go to the office, stopped letting them hang out in bars and restaurants and confined them to their residences, it negated the need for fancy clothes, shoes, outerwear etc.
I get multiple solicitations from stores I frequent every single day. Multiple. I have decided not to buy any clothes or anything else except for groceries and ammo, at least for the rest of the month. But, will extend if it seems to be working budget wise. Bet I'm not the only one. CC interest now in the 17-18% range.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2023 07:14 PM (Y+l9t)

279 228 Honest question: Have you ever seen a gender-confused person posting this weird shit online who looks like a normal, sane, healthy, attractive version of the gender they're supposed to be part of? It's all piercings and dyes and morbid obesity (or anorexia) all around.
Posted by: red speck at January 09, 2023 07:03

I think part of this epidemic is a way to get attention.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 09, 2023 07:15 PM (0Cl6X)

280 271 Reminds me, what ever became of Pussy Riot in the USSR?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2023 07:13 PM (NWaVs)
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I thought Pussy Riot formed in 2011, when there was no USSR.

Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at January 09, 2023 07:15 PM (ssESX)

281 Damar Hamlin was released from U of Cincinnati hospital today and directly flown to a hospital in Buffalo to continue his recovery. His doctors said he had reached the milestones needed to do so. He had been walking the halls ,eating a normal diet, and had been working with the physical and occupational therapists. His respiratory therapists felt he was stable enough to fly and then continue respiratory therapy in Buffalo. He will also undergo testing in Buffalo to determine if there is any underlying pathology that caused his arrest.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2023 07:15 PM (0OJcF)

282 270 255 "Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of NYC’s largest hospitals in a strike"

now they will have more time for their second job

walking the streets

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 07:15 PM (us2H3)

283 bluebell, you're more than welcome.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at January 09, 2023 07:15 PM (5pTK/)

284 There’s “classified” and there’s no shxxt classified.

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at January 09, 2023 07:16 PM (9X60i)

285 Joe Biden Think Tank
Name 4 words that should not be used together...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 09, 2023 07:16 PM (jTmQV)

286 I found my Wolf cooktop at the dump

Same place I found my bed.

Posted by: Johnny D. at January 09, 2023 07:16 PM (a3Q+t)

287 Brandon considering banning gas cooktops
___

Good luck with confiscation.
Posted by: SMH

From my cold dead hands.

Posted by: Infidel at January 09, 2023 07:16 PM (ZEa+g)

288 272 Lindsey Graham just said "shit" on Jesse Waters' show.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

what, did Jesse ask him what his favorite flavor of KY was ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 07:16 PM (us2H3)

289 Okay,,,Russia. But I'll continue thinking USSR.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2023 07:16 PM (NWaVs)

290 Senator Cory Booker (D., N.J.) and Representative Don Beyer (D., Va.) wrote a letter to the agency last month urging the commission to address the issue and calling the harmful emissions a “cumulative burden” on black, Latino and low-income households.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Is there anything in this country that isn't a burden on minorities? Besides the government checks?

Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2023 07:17 PM (P1f+c)

291 I bought a digital scale on amazon and now it thinks I'm Walter White. I just wanted to measure out coffee beans by weight and I didn't have a scale. Now the entire homepage looks like a cheech & chong movie.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2023 07:17 PM (0fVbu)

292 He also watched the Bills game yesterday and when the Bills kickoff receiver ran back 98 yds for a touchdown on the first play, he jumped up and down in his chair yelling, setting off all the alarms in ICU.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 09, 2023 07:18 PM (0OJcF)

293 But conservatives are a crazy fringe group.

@TexasLindsay

WOW. The White House Covid Response Digital Director, Clarke Humphrey, directly asked Twitter to censor @RobertKennedyJr--a direct violation of his 1st Amendment rights.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2023 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

294 Federal judge temporarily blocks portions of New Jersey's new gun law

Even though the whole thing is crap (like NY's), plaintiffs went after the 'sensitive places' which were off-limits for CCW holders. i.e. pretty much any place you would go beyond your driveway.

https://tinyurl.com/2kt9couq

Posted by: McCool at January 09, 2023 07:18 PM (BqBIh)

295 The Malloy Class. They could have been contenders, they could have been somebody, instead of bums, which is what they are.

Posted by: RSE at January 09, 2023 07:19 PM (Zm9f1)

296 Senator Cory Booker (D., N.J.) and Representative Don Beyer (D., Va.) wrote a letter to the agency last month urging the commission to address the issue and calling the harmful emissions a “cumulative burden” on black, Latino and low-income households.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2023 07:12 PM (63Dwl)
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These idiots really do believe that electricity just appears by magic. You plug in a device and BAM it's on! It's a miracle!

They have no clue about the energy requirements for generating electricity in the first place. All they've done is move the gas from being burned locally to being used elsewhere to power the electric stove. Those emissions still have to go somewhere.

The stupid burns fierce these days...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2023 07:19 PM (BpYfr)

297 289 Okay,,,Russia. But I'll continue thinking USSR.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2023 07:16 PM (NWaVs)
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I found 2 members were released from a Soviet-era prison in Siberia in December 2013. Haven't been rocking since then as far as I know.

Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at January 09, 2023 07:19 PM (ssESX)

298 next time you have a heart attack, best be wearing an NFL jersey

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 07:19 PM (us2H3)

299 Already reported above, of course, but I never thought I'd ever see this combination of words...

"Classified Documents Found At President Biden's Think Tank"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:10 PM (Vwz3I)

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I'm picturing a small fish bowl with a couple of goldfish named Beau & Hunter swimming around and doing blow.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 07:20 PM (BRmwW)

300 Perfectly normal.

Nothing to see here.

https://tinyurl.com/3axbfu5x

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 07:20 PM (bMboH)

301 House rules vote passes, 219-211. I admit I'm surprised, I thought for sure the GOPers would hold it up and weaken it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 09, 2023 07:21 PM (qH6FZ)

302 National Archives asks DOJ to investigate classified documents found in private office Biden used
Posted by: SMOD
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Okay, you can't pin this one on me.

Posted by: Sandy Berger at January 09, 2023 07:21 PM (Pnbfv)

303 Funny, clever, weird short sci-fi film starring the next ex-Mrs. Sharkman, the lovely Karen Gillan:

https://youtu.be/muZnCSTrq0g
Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2023 07:00 PM (233bX)

Someone put a lot of effort into that idea and it was .. okay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

304 Already reported above, of course, but I never thought I'd ever see this combination of words...

"Classified Documents Found At President Biden's Think Tank"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:10 PM (Vwz3I)

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I'm picturing a small fish bowl with a couple of goldfish named Beau & Hunter swimming around and doing blow.
Posted by: ShainS

Hahahahaha

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2023 07:22 PM (Y+l9t)

305 Senator Cory Booker (D., N.J.) and Representative Don Beyer (D., Va.) wrote a letter to the agency last month urging the commission to address the issue and calling the harmful emissions a “cumulative burden” on black, Latino and low-income households.
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Did they ask the commission to write a rule to stop selling gas stoves to black, Latino and low-income households? Or does everyone have to suffer?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2023 07:22 PM (fs1hN)

306 "Classified Documents Found At President Biden's Think Tank"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:10 PM (Vwz3I)

That was actually a misprint. The documents were found in the receptacle they use to store his poopy diapers: "President Biden's Stink Tank"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Purveyor of Stochastic Disinformation at January 09, 2023 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

307 A federal agency may look to ban gas stoves over concern about the release of pollutants that can cause health and respiratory problems, according to a new report.

They are ceiling testing new heights of hypocrisy. Gas stoves are extremely clean and have been used for ages as a superior form of 100% energy to heat transform.

They are screaming about pollutants? DO THESE FUCKING IDIOTS KNOW WHAT FOUR BILLION PEOPLE ON THE PLANET ARE BURNING THAT IS NO WHERE NEAR AS CLEAN AS GAS?

People burn dung, wood, peat, garbage with plastics and other carcinogenic outputs because the DAMNED GangGreen operations has criminalized fossil fuels. Because the elites want to go Carbon Zero, they are condemning over half the planet to use filthy and deadly primitive means to heat their food and their homes.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 07:22 PM (3hSHB)

308 No propane stoves? F*&CK that guy in particar!

Posted by: Hank Hill at January 09, 2023 07:22 PM (3Or4S)

309 'zackly right, SMH, nothing unusual at all

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 09, 2023 07:23 PM (fxj5q)

310 Damar Hamlin was released from U of Cincinnati hospital today and directly flown to a hospital in Buffalo to continue his recovery. His doctors said he had reached the milestones needed to do so. He had been walking the halls ,eating a normal diet, and had been working with the physical and occupational therapists. His respiratory therapists felt he was stable enough to fly and then continue respiratory therapy in Buffalo. He will also undergo testing in Buffalo to determine if there is any underlying pathology that caused his arrest.
Posted by: Jen the original
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Yeah, whatevers.

Video?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 07:23 PM (bMboH)

311 Lately the idea of getting a Brazilian seems more appealing, iykwim

Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2023 07:23 PM (786Ro)

312 I'm picturing a small fish bowl with a couple of goldfish named Beau & Hunter swimming around and doing blow.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 07:20 PM (BRmwW)

I pictured a broken, dusty aquarium, empty except for some 3 x 5 note cards scribbled with trite, pseudo - inspirational sayings, and a few phone numbers.

Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2023 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

313 I want to see video on this Hamlin kid walking around, talking and eating.

Sorry if I don't believe the MFM or the docs.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 07:24 PM (bMboH)

314 Caligirl I agree, everyone has upmanship everyone else.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 07:24 PM (xhxe8)

315 So, the GOP has finally stopped digging its grave? For now at least.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 07:24 PM (/8W6s)

316 These idiots really do believe that electricity just appears by magic. You plug in a device and BAM it's on! It's a miracle!

They have no clue about the energy requirements for generating electricity in the first place. All they've done is move the gas from being burned locally to being used elsewhere to power the electric stove. Those emissions still have to go somewhere.

The stupid burns fierce these days...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2023 07:19 PM (BpYfr)

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... which also produces harmful emissions that are a "cumulative burden" on black, Latino, and low-income households -- not to mention on disabled dogs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 07:24 PM (BRmwW)

317 Because the elites want to go Carbon Zero, they are condemning over half the planet to use filthy and deadly primitive means to heat their food and their homes.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 07:22 PM

Heat? What is this heat you think we want for you?

Posted by: Your Accredited & Certified Elite at January 09, 2023 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

318 They are screaming about pollutants? DO THESE FUCKING IDIOTS KNOW WHAT FOUR BILLION PEOPLE ON THE PLANET ARE BURNING THAT IS NO WHERE NEAR AS CLEAN AS GAS?

People burn dung, wood, peat, garbage with plastics and other carcinogenic outputs because the DAMNED GangGreen operations has criminalized fossil fuels. Because the elites want to go Carbon Zero, they are condemning over half the planet to use filthy and deadly primitive means to heat their food and their homes.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 07:22 PM (3hSHB)
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They are doing their damndest to eliminate four billion people (and change). Presto! Problem solved!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2023 07:24 PM (BpYfr)

319 I bought a digital scale on amazon and now it thinks I'm Walter White. I just wanted to measure out coffee beans by weight and I didn't have a scale. Now the entire homepage looks like a cheech & chong movie.
Posted by: banana Dream

Your Account -> Recommendations -> Improve Your Recommendations. Turn off "use this item for recommendations."

Do that for the sex toys and bags of quicklime, too.

Posted by: mikeski at January 09, 2023 07:25 PM (P1f+c)

320 I have heard Miss Lindsay say "shit" before.

Perhaps an STD virus is messing with his cerebral cortex and his can finally say what he is thinking?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:25 PM (C1rbv)

321 In my neck of the woods, having a gas cooktop was a high end amenity. How does it make it more of a burden on minorities? That makes no sense.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2023 07:25 PM (Y+l9t)

322 Did they ask the commission to write a rule to stop selling gas stoves to black, Latino and low-income households? Or does everyone have to suffer?

Anyone remember the phrase "cooking with gas"? It was meant to be understood as having achieved a level of luxury and efficiency.

I don't know any cooks who prefer electric over gas stove top ranges (unless they like the glass top electrics for the aesthetics and because they are easier to keep clean)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 07:25 PM (3hSHB)

323 "Classified Documents Found At President Biden's Think Tank"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:10 PM (Vwz3I)

cover for not prosecuting Trump

"See how nice we are"

Posted by: REDACTED at January 09, 2023 07:26 PM (us2H3)

324 They are doing their damndest to eliminate four billion people (and change). Presto! Problem solved!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Considering that TPTB got 5 billion people worldwide to take the clot shot, they're off to a good start.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 09, 2023 07:26 PM (bMboH)

325 I pictured a broken, dusty aquarium, empty except for some 3 x 5 note cards scribbled with trite, pseudo - inspirational sayings, and a few phone numbers.

Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2023 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

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Plus a copy of "Neil Kinnock's Greatest Speeches."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 07:26 PM (BRmwW)

326 In my neck of the woods, having a gas cooktop was a high end amenity. How does it make it more of a burden on minorities? That makes no sense.

In my neck of the woods, we use a propane tank to operate the Viking range.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 07:27 PM (3hSHB)

327 Considering that TPTB got 5 billion people worldwide to take the clot shot, they're off to a good start.

I challenge that statistic.

Africa, mostly, didn't touch the shit.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 09, 2023 07:28 PM (C1rbv)

328 Dan Crenshaw is going to give up eating meat and live in an apartment, right? Because the WEF says we have to stop eating meat and owning property.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 09, 2023 06:57 PM (/8W6s)

But will he give up hitting on every female under 60 within 20 yards of him?

*shakes Magic 8 Ball*

All signs point to No.
Posted by: LASue at January 09, 2023 07:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

So he has an eye for the ladies..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

329 First they came for the charcoal grills, but I said nothing because I use gas.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2023 07:28 PM (iayUP)

330 They won't be happy until starving people are building fires to cook mash

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 07:29 PM (xhxe8)

331 If Harry and what's-er-name won't ever return to the U.K., does that mean we're stuck with them?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

332 Noodity

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 09, 2023 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

333 Lately the idea of getting a Brazilian seems more appealing, iykwim
Posted by: Hands at January 09, 2023 07:23 PM (786Ro)
........

What comes after a trillion?
A couple Brazilians.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2023 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

334 They won't be happy until starving people are building fires to cook mash

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 07:29 PM (xhxe

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Boss Hogg on Dukes of Hazzard once designed a solar-powered still.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 09, 2023 07:30 PM (BRmwW)

335 "concern about the release of pollutants that can cause health and respiratory problems, "

Pro-tip: if your gas appliance is emitting harmful pollutants GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND CALL YOUR UTILITY PROVIDER.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2023 07:31 PM (bp7MY)

336 Nood. Café.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

337 The stupid people in my county just passed an ordinance prohibiting any residential construction from using gas to heat. However, high rise buildings and businesses are exempt and there are some others. So the only people being penalized are private homeowners who will now be saddled with extremely high electric costs.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 09, 2023 07:32 PM (Y+l9t)

338 270 255 "Thousands of nurses have walked out from two of NYC’s largest hospitals in a strike"

What are they striking about?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2023 07:09 PM (bp7MY)
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Not getting the 19.1% raise they demanded.
Posted by: Grumpy Old Man at January 09, 2023 07:12 PM (ssESX)
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The money will make the patients that much healthier and pain free.

Posted by: rd at January 09, 2023 07:32 PM (o2zTE)

339 I'm picturing a small fish bowl with a couple of goldfish named Beau & Hunter swimming around and doing blow.
Posted by: ShainS
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LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 09, 2023 07:33 PM (Vwz3I)

340 ... which also produces harmful emissions that are a "cumulative burden" on black, Latino, and low-income households -- not to mention on disabled dogs.

So I run propane stove. Not too far away in the home I have a well calibrated air quality monitor which measures CO2, CO, VOC, PM2.5, PM 5, PM 10 and various other contaminates in the air.

The only time I can detect the range being used is when something begins to smoke. I can get an electric stove top to burn food almost as easily as I can get a gas range to do the same.

Indoor toxins come from cleaning materials, paints, packing plastics, etc. Gas ranges are so far down the list they literally do not register.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 07:33 PM (3hSHB)

341 The money will make the patients that much healthier and pain free.

They say the same thing when teachers demand pay raises.

Though they never explain the connection, they promise that more pay will result in better education / healthcare / whatever.

My question is this: Does that mean you are quitting and a more qualified and competent staff will replace you or have you been holding back on services and will only do your job when you have extorted the desired amount from your employer?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 09, 2023 07:36 PM (3hSHB)

342 . Gas ranges are so far down the list they literally do not register.
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Stop messing with the narrative.

Posted by: Your betters at January 09, 2023 07:39 PM (0v4YR)

343 Dunc, fear not, Weasel and I had lunch at a restaurant. I would not want to tax his culinary skills and there's only so much Spaghettios I'm willing to eat.

And, around here it's really easy to have a gas stove if you have gas heat, which many do because there are gas lines over the whole area. And they will have to fight me to get near my gas cooktop. I've been sharpening my shivs so they better watch it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 09, 2023 07:39 PM (pTb/Z)

344 55 16 Jimminny Christmas, these non-binary, (whatever the fuck that means) "teachers" all have the same stereotypical look. Like they're lab grown.

Posted by: Archer at January 09, 2023 06:19 PM (gmo/4

They're all Beta (maybe even gamma) azi.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2023 06:28 PM (WhP3q)
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Why not Epsilon-Semi-Morons?

Posted by: Ciampino - Brave New World could become a manual at January 09, 2023 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

345 And they will have to fight me to get near my gas cooktop.
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They will do it via prohibitive cost of gas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2023 07:41 PM (0v4YR)

346 If you say recycle then it's not murder.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 09, 2023 07:43 PM (E/E/Q)

347 141...#3 has to be seen
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2023 06:44 PM (xhxe

How nice that a tourist family got their photo taken with the VP... /s

Posted by: Flyover at January 09, 2023 07:54 PM (Rbu5d)

348 50 years of sports all and now we have a new diagnosis of severe injury or death no one has ever heard of. A novel injury to go with a novel virus that no one has ever found in nature.

But nobody believes in a heart attack gun or weather steering radar.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2023 07:54 PM (+frZ/)

349 Why not Epsilon-Semi-Morons?
Posted by: Ciampino - Brave New World could become a manual at January 09, 2023 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

I've read Cherryh since I've read Brave New World..

Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2023 08:09 PM (WhP3q)

350 331 If Harry and what's-er-name won't ever return to the U.K., does that mean we're stuck with them?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2023 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

As some one noted in an earlier thread, he might be excluded as a drug user. She can came back, but he might be denied entry.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 09, 2023 08:13 PM (WhP3q)

351 We have investigated ourselves and discovered we are true heroes.

Posted by: DOJ, Cops, etc at January 09, 2023 09:42 PM (+P7VR)

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