EMT 10/29/22

You know, I respect all those people that do dirty jobs. The ditch diggers. The sewer workers. Hell, even the peep show moppers.

But damn, man. Joe Biden's and Fetteman's shit-smeared marionettists can go right to hell.

Posted by: krakatoa at 07:03 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is. Saturday, October 29, 2022. On this day in 1618 English adventurer, writer, and courtier Sir Walter Raleigh was beheaded for allegedly conspiring against James I of England. Actually he was executed to appease the Spanish who Ralieh pissed off by attacking a Spanish settlement in the Americas.

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:04 AM (mZwKe)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 06:04 AM (xhxe8)

3 Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter has a lot of liberals pissed off. So it must be a good thing.

https://tinyurl.com/bdf72wr7

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:04 AM (mZwKe)

4 OR is floating a bill that will make it virtually Impossible to buy, sell, or trade a gun. This is vastly unconstitutional. Not only is it unconstitutional but gun control laws have been proven time and time again as useless and do not work.

https://tinyurl.com/36vy8jt2

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:05 AM (mZwKe)

5 During the Democrats' transition to radicalization, various statements, speeches and comments were made along the way that Biden, Harris and the left are going to regret come Election Day. Here are seven of the most infamous examples that hopefully help pave the way for a convincing Democrat defeat come Nov. 8.

https://tinyurl.com/29j9sbkr

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:05 AM (mZwKe)

6 GA election official blast Democrats and other liberals who call their election laws Jim Crow 2.0 and other crap. He basically said they are liars. Well they are Democrats so they have to be liars.

https://tinyurl.com/yc87rdex

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:06 AM (mZwKe)

7 Morning again, folken,

On one of the forums I visit, they have bats flying about in honor of Halloween. Clever kitten Dagny is watching the bats fly around on the screen. I've seen her looking at the laptop screen before, and even watching movement on TV.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 06:06 AM (c6xtn)

8 Biden can not open his mouth without spitting out a gaff.

https://tinyurl.com/3ejz6uak

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:06 AM (mZwKe)

9 Liz Cheney (spit) proves she really is a Democrat.

https://tinyurl.com/yf62f6vz

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:07 AM (mZwKe)

10 I wouldn't be surprised if such stringent fun control (gun. Typo. But stet, dammit) measures ultimately make it easier to procure a firearm illegally.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:07 AM (6FeV1)

11 BREAKING

Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul, 'violently assaulted' in home invasion, spokesman says. Fox has expanded on the story now. The guy who went in and assaulted Nancy Pelosi husband was a crack addict looking for money for drugs. His original target was Nancy but she is in Washington so he attacked her husband and he is getting brain surgery now (Friday).

https://tinyurl.com/rft8twu8

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:07 AM (mZwKe)

12 Good Morning Morons. Today is. Saturday, October 29, 2022. On this day in 1618 English adventurer, writer, and courtier Sir Walter Raleigh was beheaded for allegedly conspiring against James I of England. Actually he was executed to appease the Spanish who Ralieh pissed off by attacking a Spanish settlement in the Americas.

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022

***
I should smoke some Sir Walter Raleigh tobacco in his honor!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 06:08 AM (c6xtn)

13 RIP ex-Georgia football coach Vince Dooley dead at age 90.

https://tinyurl.com/2x8a99uw

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:08 AM (mZwKe)

14 Political Cartoon of the day.

https://tinyurl.com/8cmx6vf6

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:08 AM (mZwKe)

15 RAMIREZ

https://tinyurl.com/4x5zj3bv

and that's it for today.

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:09 AM (mZwKe)

16 Morning peeps. Airport run in a bit. Yaaaa.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 06:10 AM (BFigT)

17 Thanks Vic!

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:10 AM (vd8XM)

18
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 29, 2022 06:10 AM (ENBF0)

19 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 29, 2022 06:12 AM (ju2Fy)

20
RIP ex-Georgia football coach Vince Dooley dead at age 90.

https://tinyurl.com/2x8a99uw

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:08 AM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 29, 2022 06:12 AM (ENBF0)

21 My day is comprised of baking and cooking for a Halloween party with family. Yay food. Boo effort.

I'm off to buy ingrediments. Hopefully I'm early enough to beat the crazies. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:13 AM (6FeV1)

22 Willowed:

53 Re: Hammer-man Depape. The DA said, "we believe there will be enough evidence to charge multiple felonies: attempted murder, assault w/ a deadly weapon, burglary & elder abuse."

In light of Pelosi allegedly saying on 911 call that Depape "is a friend," what if he doesn't want to press charges? Does he even have that option?

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 29, 2022 06:14 AM (ju2Fy)

23 Hopefully I'm early enough to beat the crazies. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Good luck...but, do the crazies really deserve a beating?
Seems kind of mean

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:14 AM (vd8XM)

24 Good luck...but, do the crazies really deserve a beating?
Seems kind of mean
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:14 AM (vd8XM)

Yes.

*grim stare*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:15 AM (6FeV1)

25 In light of Pelosi allegedly saying on 911 call that Depape "is a friend," what if he doesn't want to press charges? Does he even have that option?
Posted by: olddog in mo

Sudden jail camera malfunction in 3...2...1

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:15 AM (vd8XM)

26 Yes.

*grim stare*
Posted by: Warai-otoko

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

27 Martini Farmer Godspeed on your trip.

And have a sadz I will never fly again.

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 06:16 AM (xhxe8)

28 I don't know why, but the low end food-stamp-marts are usually full of happy, polite, cheerful customers, while the higher end bougie stores are full of rude, smelly, obnoxious bastards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:17 AM (6FeV1)

29 I'm up early earlier than usual and much earlier than I planned. Rain is expected today. Maybe I should do my grocery and gassing-up run this morning, and leave tomorrow for going out to breakfast and the like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 06:18 AM (c6xtn)

30 I don't know why, but the low end food-stamp-marts are usually full of happy, polite, cheerful customers, while the higher end bougie stores are full of rude, smelly, obnoxious bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Kale and soybean burgers can do that.

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

31 G'morning, all.

In overnight news, Joe Biden will be joining Kamala Harris for a Monday GOTV for Gubernatorial candidate Wes Moore in Baltimore.

Yesterday's poll show Wes Moore is ahead by 31 points.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:18 AM (uLr+K)

32 Yesterday's poll show Wes Moore is ahead by 31 points.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

He's fooked now.

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:19 AM (vd8XM)

33 Kale and soybean burgers can do that.
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

Probably right. Eat some protein you shambling weirdos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:19 AM (6FeV1)

34 Probably right. Eat some protein you shambling weirdos.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Mmmm. Soybean Ribeye....sous vide.

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

35 >Yesterday's poll show Wes Moore is ahead by 31 points.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

then why send Dumb and Dumber

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 06:20 AM (geLO8)

36 Please, please please let those dumb assholes say something that completely holes this turd's campaign below the water line... 31 point lead evaporates overnight, I'd be dizzy with glee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:21 AM (6FeV1)

37 the pelosi story would stink on Nifflheim,* I don't believe a word of it for a second. just like harry reid and the exercise bands. uhuh.

more like wavering faith to the cause receiving a warning if you ask me.

*if we're doing tropes from old sci-fi this morning ... here's another 1

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 29, 2022 06:21 AM (+BsyR)

38 then why send Dumb and Dumber
Posted by: DB

So they can clean up the various stains on the Oval Office rug?

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:23 AM (vd8XM)

39 Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter has a lot of liberals pissed off. So it must be a good thing.

So, can we sell the FBI to Elon?

Posted by: Miklos Thinks $1 would be fine at October 29, 2022 06:23 AM (SP4pi)

40 > Martini Farmer Godspeed on your trip.

And have a sadz I will never fly again.
Posted by: Skip
_________

Wife is flying to California to visit with daughter. I'm transportation officer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 06:24 AM (BFigT)

41 @28 - yeah, I've noticed that, too, W-o ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 29, 2022 06:24 AM (+BsyR)

42 "then why send Dumb and Dumber"

When it was just Harris, as CBD said yesterday, it keeps her out of trouble.

And despite the volatility of polls across the nation in the last 10 days or so, the Maryland polls have shown an unvarying 27 to 31 point lead by Moore.

I'm suspecting that there are other polls that we are not being told about that show something besides a 31 point lead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:25 AM (uLr+K)

43 Probably right. Eat some protein you shambling weirdos.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

A Morning healthy keto Heart Starting Bourbon counts, right?

Posted by: The South Miklos Redneck Riviera Beach Diet at October 29, 2022 06:26 AM (SP4pi)

44 Hmmm? While Pelosi said Depape was a friend he also stated he didn't know him on the 911 call.

911 call from Breitbart:
"RP (reporting person) stated there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend."

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 29, 2022 06:26 AM (ju2Fy)

45 Wife is flying to California to visit with daughter. I'm transportation officer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

And a 12 pack, some Cheetos, and beef jerky shopping on the way home

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:26 AM (vd8XM)

46 I'm suspecting that there are other polls that we are not being told about that show something besides a 31 point lead.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

So cynical for one so young.

Posted by: Miklos wishes Bon Voyage and Happy Breakfastings at October 29, 2022 06:27 AM (SP4pi)

47 In entertainment news: Lucas Films is leaking worse than Joey's full Depends.

Apparently they are determined to cap staggering failure with colossal failure by hiring the guy from Bad Robot who was involved in killing both Star Trek and Alien movie franchises to co-write a sequel movie that follows Star Wars: Rise of Mary Sue Rey from 2019.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2022 06:27 AM (156PS)

48 Th woman, Mary Channell Stevens, who wrote the little pamphlet . Exploring the Bible, first published in the 1930's had a very lovely way of describing the Bible. She said, "From Genesis to Revelation are scattered divinely inspired saying pointing to truths that are as wings to the heavy hearted, as alpenstocks to the faltering (I didn' even know what an alpenstock was till I looked i up), as drink to the thirst and food to the hungry."

Here are some of her favorite verse;

Joshua 24:15

Job 23:10

Pslam 73: 26

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 06:29 AM (vH/6k)

49 Some lunatic Maxwell swinging a hammer is probably the lowest October surprise/sympathy play ever. The SF police chief saying "families don't sign up for this", should be fired. Do any families as victims of violent crime, "sign up for this."

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 06:30 AM (ykO+Q)

50 So Moore in Maryland has the Hillary Clitnon of leads?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2022 06:30 AM (156PS)

51 The Pelosi story is weird. Like I said yesterday; Nancy's husband hadn't so much as been mentioned in years then in the span of several months he's front page news. Twice. The press treats Nancy as a queen and poses no questions about it. But deep down you know she's royally pissed.

Something stinks. To coin a phrase.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 06:30 AM (BFigT)

52 Actually the trip to and from airport is the harrowing part.
I never have had a bad flight

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 06:31 AM (xhxe8)

53 I don't remember what preznit Joe said.

Was last winter the "Winter of disease and death" or this one?

Posted by: Miklos remains reasonably healthy despite it all at October 29, 2022 06:32 AM (SP4pi)

54 Family of four may net 800$ in EBT a month - I'd be happy too if Uncle Sugar was paying for groceries for me like that.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 06:32 AM (ykO+Q)

55 The SF police chief saying "families don't sign up for this", should be fired. Do any families as victims of violent crime, "sign up for this."
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

Then do your job? Oh, that's right....

Next time Pelosi calls 911 because of a hook up gone wrong, send a social worker

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:33 AM (vd8XM)

56 Something stinks. To coin a phrase.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2022 06:30 AM (BFigT)

My hunch is that the pelosis are become a bit PNG by the new bolsheviks oozing into power, and the mechanisms they always relied on for profit and security are starting to abandon them... but dopey husband is too arrogant to realize it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:33 AM (6FeV1)

57 Maybe Paul Pelosi and his male guest were playing with Nancy's giant gavel and well things got out of hand.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2022 06:33 AM (156PS)

58 I have to say I find the Bulldogs and their fans repellant but I met Dooley on several occasions and one of the nicest and most genuine me. I have ever met. God speed, sir.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 06:33 AM (ykO+Q)

59 Crap. I gotta get a move on. Day's a-wastin', as they say.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:34 AM (6FeV1)

60 Grits and Red Eye gravy.

Probably bacon.

Eggs.

Posted by: Miklos has Plans at October 29, 2022 06:36 AM (SP4pi)

61 I watched a series on Prime called Everest. From 2007 or so. Shows what the hikers go thru to get up to the top.

It's got the reality show stings to it and "drama", but it was interesting to see how fooking crazy these people are.

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

62 I'm thankful for good health, good coffee, good whiskey, and good moron friends. To tell the truth, I don't how anybody gets by without these things.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 06:37 AM (/RDPd)

63 After more careful reading of the article, it may be that Harris is spending 29-30 Oct in Maryland.

But the night before the actual election, with all the places that Joey Paste-Stick could spend the day, he will be in Maryland.

https://tinyurl.com/y64yhhwx

Maryland is getting a whole lot of Democratic love in the next week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:37 AM (uLr+K)

64 I don't how anybody gets by without these things.
Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 06:37 AM (/RDPd)

Apparently they make do with going to Wegmans and ramming their damned shopping cart into people's ankles and then acting like you're the problem.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:38 AM (6FeV1)

65 Skip.

Due to some of your comments regarding F1, I've watched some of the practice, qualifying and the races.

Interesting, but sure a lot of rules and regs...with more to come.

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

66 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:37 AM (uLr+K)

Biden has spent more time in MD than he has spent in DC

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 06:39 AM (mZwKe)

67 @50

>> So Moore in Maryland has the Hillary Clitnon of leads?

Looking at the Demographic makeup of Maryland and seeing how the state is essentially an appendage of the Feral Government, that lead doesn't surprise me.

The fact that it's elected even nominal Republicans for Governor is surprising though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2022 06:39 AM (up/3i)

68 Maryland is a short trip and gives the Dems a win Joe can brag about. It's like an SEC school playing Idaho. Sometimes you just want to run up the score.

Posted by: Wally at October 29, 2022 06:40 AM (rxYxm)

69 "Biden has spent more time in MD than he has spent in DC"

And he has spent more time in Delaware than in Maryland and DC combined, I would wager.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:40 AM (uLr+K)

70 Apparently they are determined to cap staggering failure with colossal failure by hiring the guy from Bad Robot who was involved in killing both Star Trek and Alien movie franchises to co-write a sequel movie that follows Star Wars: Rise of Mary Sue Rey from 2019.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2022 06:27 AM (156PS)

If they need a callipygian lead actress, I'm their girl!

Posted by: Bree Larson at October 29, 2022 06:40 AM (PiwSw)

71 I'm thankful for good health, good coffee, good whiskey, and good moron friends. To tell the truth, I don't how anybody gets by without these things.
Posted by: Eromero

Might be possible with more whisky.

Posted by: Miklos has no plan to attempt at October 29, 2022 06:41 AM (SP4pi)

72 If they need a callipygian lead actress, I'm their girl!
Posted by: Bree Larson at October 29, 2022 06:40 AM (PiwSw

Callipygian. Not Antipygian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:41 AM (6FeV1)

73 I see there was a mention last night of Spy X Family on the ONT; here is an anime from the same studio but it is science fiction that involves AIs, androids, destruction, and time travel.

Vivvy: Flourite Eye's Song - https://youtu.be/Y653dJQ_ecs

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2022 06:41 AM (156PS)

74 If they need a callipygian lead actress, I'm their girl!
Posted by: Bree Larson at October 29, 2022 06:40 AM (PiwSw

Callipygian. Not Antipygian.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Definitely not steatopygean

Posted by: Miklos had to because somebody has to at October 29, 2022 06:44 AM (SP4pi)

75 "Maryland is a short trip and gives the Dems a win Joe can brag about. It's like an SEC school playing Idaho. Sometimes you just want to run up the score."

Probably a pretty accurate assessment.

But in my somewhat tinfoil wrapped mind, I am happier with a story arc that contains lies, false data, terrified Democratic insiders crunching secret poll numbers, and a Republican candidate pulling a win.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:44 AM (uLr+K)

76 Miklos @ 71-
'It comes in pints?'

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 06:44 AM (/RDPd)

77 Putting Bree in the mix along with the director who gave us Ms Marvel would surely bake the failure into the cake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2022 06:45 AM (156PS)

78 The fans at the Mexican GP are fun to watch if they showed more of them, other years it's a big costume party

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 06:45 AM (xhxe8)

79 'It comes in pints?'
Posted by: Eromero

What is an Elephant, Alex

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

80
Why do baseball games take 4 hours anymore?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 06:45 AM (y3pKJ)

81 The fans at the Mexican GP are fun to watch if they showed more of them, other years it's a big costume party
Posted by: Skip

They were showing them for practice the other day

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

82 Why do baseball games take 4 hours anymore?
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Because 6 hours was found to be too long.

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

83 'It comes in pints?'
Posted by: Eromero

Darleen says that

Posted by: Miklos makes 'em happy at October 29, 2022 06:47 AM (SP4pi)

84 >Maryland is getting a whole lot of Democratic love in the next week.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

but MD is a one party state- shouldn't need too much politicking

Posted by: DB at October 29, 2022 06:47 AM (geLO8)

85 Morning, Early Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at October 29, 2022 06:48 AM (UqnOO)

86 That is a disturbing image and meme to meme to ponder

Joey Bidet loves Maryland like a 12 year old girl

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2022 06:48 AM (156PS)

87 "Why do baseball games take 4 hours anymore?"

Back when we had season tickets to watch Navy play football, when the game was being televised, the phrase 'Media Time Out' from the officials would drive us nuts.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:48 AM (uLr+K)

88 Isn't it Dia de los Muertos time in Mexico right now?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 06:49 AM (L08P2)

89 Off to breakfast and hopefully some fun and games.

Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:49 AM (vd8XM)

90 Maryland. Come for the speeches, stay for the crabs.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 06:49 AM (/RDPd)

91 Joey Bidet loves Maryland like a 12 year old girl
Posted by: Anna Puma

Presidential Van down by the River

Posted by: Miklos tries not to visualize at October 29, 2022 06:50 AM (SP4pi)

92 morning all.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 06:50 AM (0PXWC)

93 *checks Powerball*

The estimated annuity for tonight's jackpot is now $825 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2022 06:50 AM (156PS)

94 "Maryland. Come for the speeches, stay for the crabs."

Old Bay...

We put that shit on everything!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:51 AM (uLr+K)

95 Goal today is clear out last year's leaves in compost bin so this year's can go in.

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 06:51 AM (xhxe8)

96 Isn't it Dia de los Muertos time in Mexico right now?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Todos los Dias.

Posted by: los Carteles at October 29, 2022 06:51 AM (SP4pi)

97 In vano gropitas

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:51 AM (6FeV1)

98 Baseball isn't the same game anymore, they've effectively destroyed it with all of it's tinkering.

I would be surprised if anyone outside of Philly and Houston watched the game.

I know I didn't.

20 years ago you would have thrown a World Series party, now, nobody cares.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2022 06:52 AM (up/3i)

99 Old Bay...

We put that shit on everything!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:51 AM (uLr+K)

Their aftershave is excellent!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2022 06:52 AM (/2Vz/)

100 Vanuus groeptit

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:52 AM (6FeV1)

101 "In vano gropitas"

* Clap de la Golf*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:52 AM (uLr+K)

102 69 "Biden has spent more time in MD than he has spent in DC"

Listen fat, MD (that's Doctor MD, Jill what? I'm talking), has the best ice cream, and the best-smelling little girls. When I was starting QB in college, after the game, little girls would come up to me with ice cream (Jill, stop) and hand them to me and their hair smelled like a summer day, well of course, (I'm not finished) I had to squeeze their shoulder to thank them for their service, (Jill!!) I'm not supposed to talk anymore...

Posted by: The President of the United States at October 29, 2022 06:53 AM (PiwSw)

103 Maryland. Come for the speeches, stay for the crabs.
Posted by: Eromero

Gallivants Ferry

BBQ

Posted by: Miklos has alternate suggestion at October 29, 2022 06:54 AM (SP4pi)

104 I don't know why, but the low end food-stamp-marts are usually full of happy, polite, cheerful customers, while the higher end bougie stores are full of rude, smelly, obnoxious bastards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

***
Maybe where you live. Here in Da Swamp, the Dollar Tree and Dollar General are a-swarm with the "rude, smelly, obnoxious bastards." Whole Foods' bastards are not usually smelly, though, I'll give 'em that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 06:54 AM (c6xtn)

105 "His name is David and he's a friend."

tinyurl.com/3ct2t6e8 (Look for the one at 5:20:08 AM, has around 202 stars)

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at October 29, 2022 06:54 AM (zYgp/)

106 5:28:08 AM that is.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at October 29, 2022 06:55 AM (zYgp/)

107 I saw somebody is suing Texas Pete's hotsauce for not being Texan. They say the company is HQ in North Carolina so they can't use the Texas name.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 06:55 AM (L08P2)

108 "They say the company is HQ in North Carolina so they can't use the Texas name."

Texas Pete goes good on a King's Hawaiian roll.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 06:57 AM (uLr+K)

109 Maybe where you live. Here in Da Swamp, the Dollar Tree and Dollar General are a-swarm with the "rude, smelly, obnoxious bastards." Whole Foods' bastards are not usually smelly, though, I'll give 'em that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

We call dat "aroma", cher.

Posted by: Chef Mikleuse at October 29, 2022 06:58 AM (SP4pi)

110 Texas Pete should remind Texans Sam Houston was from Tennessee.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at October 29, 2022 06:59 AM (ykO+Q)

111 Texas Pete goes good on a King's Hawaiian roll.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Philly Cheese Steak?

Posted by: Litigious Miklos at October 29, 2022 06:59 AM (SP4pi)

112 One might point out that Tabasco is not, in fact, in Louisiana.

Posted by: Overly Litigious Miklos at October 29, 2022 07:01 AM (SP4pi)

113 In breaking news,

Beyond Meat has been determined to not actually contain meat.

And the crack investigative team from 60-Minutes is taking a deeper look into the actual milk content of 'Almond Milk'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 07:01 AM (uLr+K)

114 Last weekend was Sundowner's 56th Wilmington mini vacation
Wouldn't surprise me if this was his 57th

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 07:02 AM (xhxe8)

115 Well its getting time for my weekly call from GA so gotta go.

Posted by: vic /s at October 29, 2022 07:03 AM (mZwKe)

116 https://tinyurl.com/yph373e
Powerline week in pictures Halloween edition

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 07:03 AM (xhxe8)

117 @114

>>Last weekend was Sundowner's 56th Wilmington mini vacation Wouldn't surprise me if this was his 57th

Well, he's not really in control of anything so he could stay on perma vacation and nothing would change.

There's Junta in control of the levers of power, The Meat Puppet is simply the front man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2022 07:04 AM (up/3i)

118 I have my own ranch where I raise milking almonds. The hardest part is hooking the milking machine to their tiny nipples.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 07:04 AM (8vt87)

119
g'mornin', Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 29, 2022 07:04 AM (ENBF0)

120 All praise the 911 dispatcher that prioritized the call to Pelosi's house. No shit-like they were going to put him on hold?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:04 AM (0PXWC)

121 EMT! It's dynamite!

Posted by: Michael Hunt, Former Twit at October 29, 2022 07:07 AM (yHsuS)

122 That entire story is weird. Like they just have hammers laying around the house for self defense?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 07:08 AM (8vt87)

123 Don't get your Old Bay tangled up with your Old Spice, CBD.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 07:08 AM (/RDPd)

124 AltonJackson, good morning, hon. Say Hi to the kiddos for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:08 AM (0PXWC)

125 Are they shipped by Old Dominion?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 07:09 AM (8vt87)

126 BREAKING

Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul, 'violently assaulted' in home invasion, spokesman says. Fox has expanded on the story now. The guy who went in and assaulted Nancy Pelosi husband was a crack addict looking for money for drugs...

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Stop insulting our intelligence.

This is the home of the 2nd or 3rd most important / powerful sitting politician in the United States, and 3rd in line for the presidency. Even setting aside the multi-millionaire aspect and the potential for kidnapping and blackmail, to try and pretend that her home isn't under constant surveillance and guarded against intruders looking to plant bugs and other devices is utterly absurd. Stop it.

If Paul Pelosi was in his tighty-whities getting hit in the head with a hammer it was 100% because he wanted to be and security had allowed the man in to do it.

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:10 AM (OeAlt)

127 Eromero, did you get enough rain?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:10 AM (0PXWC)

128 Re: Post 48-

Here are some scriptural passages from the New Testament which the author has found very helpful:

Matthew 6:31-33

Acts 10:34, 35

Romans 12:2

Phil 3:13-14

Jude 14

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:11 AM (vH/6k)

129 Mrs. E says little under 3" rain the whole week, Ben.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 07:13 AM (/RDPd)

130 "Sufficient grace"- A Christain devotional from a man from India dealing with chronic pain:

https://tinyurl.com/2s4jwtes

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:15 AM (vH/6k)

131 Good morning morons and thanks for VNN

I can guarantee that no one absolutely no one could "break in" to Pelosi's house.

No one in that house was uninvited.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 07:16 AM (EZebt)

132 My day is comprised of baking and cooking for a Halloween party with family. Yay food. Boo effort.

I'm off to buy ingrediments. Hopefully I'm early enough to beat the crazies. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:13 AM (6FeV1)

Halloween party. Boo effort.

Sounds ghastly.

Posted by: flounder at October 29, 2022 07:17 AM (yHsuS)

133 isn't under constant surveillance and guarded against intruders looking to plant bugs and other devices is utterly absurd. Stop it.

Lol. No need to go through the trouble. Nancy will just give them the info. Or full server access.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 07:18 AM (8vt87)

134 San Franpsycho, no kidding.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:19 AM (0PXWC)

135 If Paul Pelosi was in his tighty-whities getting hit in the head with a hammer it was 100% because he wanted to be and security had allowed the man in to do it.

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:10 AM

biden is still blaming it on Trump supporters. and you are 100% correct, underwear man did not break in anywhere, he was there by invitation. This is gaslighting 101 tactics by the left. Same $hit with harry reid and the exercise band garbage.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2022 07:21 AM (bVYXr)

136 Gray man made the same point.

Girlfriend, please. How dumb do you think we are?

When someone tagged her house with graffiti 2 years ago the cops were there instantly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 07:22 AM (EZebt)

137 "If Paul Pelosi was in his tighty-whities getting hit in the head with a hammer it was 100% because he wanted to be and security had allowed the man in to do it."

Almost begs another look at that garage door vandalism they had a while back.

Maybe even a curious 'Press' wondering who the unidentified passenger was on the night of Paul's DUI.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 07:23 AM (uLr+K)

138 Heh!... over at Instapundit...

Just two dudes in in their underwear, hanging pictures together Officer.

Nothing to see here, move along...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 29, 2022 07:23 AM (tBR6g)

139 Hundreds of birds rescued from bird sanctuary on island off of Florida after hurricane Ian:

tinyurl.com/33ext4cj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:24 AM (vH/6k)

140 in 2016, 90% of the polls leading up to the election in PA had Toomey down by an average of 2 points

Toomey won by almost 2

and Oz is a lot better candidate than Toomey

Katie McGinty was a lot more attactive than Lumpy

and Oz is now up by 3 in two post debate polls

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 07:25 AM (us2H3)

141 Bribe'em touting political violence- yeah- maybe the LEFT ought to give that shit up.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:26 AM (0PXWC)

142 RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend."

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 29, 2022 06:26 AM (ju2Fy)

Odd, indeed.

Posted by: flounder at October 29, 2022 07:27 AM (yHsuS)

143 Morning, Horde...How goes it?

Hard to believe that a week ago I was watching the sun rise over beautiful Corsicana, TX.

And there's a difference between a dirty, but necessary and noble, job like cattle ranching and a filthy job that smears the soul like wrangling FJB...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2022 07:27 AM (WFaF3)

144 Maybe even a curious 'Press' wondering who the unidentified passenger was on the night of Paul's DUI.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Was the unidentified passenger carrying a hammer?

Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2022 07:27 AM (oTZbj)

145 Good morning dear peeps!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 07:28 AM (nxdel)

146 Almost begs another look at that garage door vandalism they had a while back.

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The one where the vandals were very, very careful to avoid the brickwork and tightened up the letters to make sure to stay only on the boundary of the trim on each side?

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:28 AM (OeAlt)

147

Pervert-in-Chief Sen. Scott Weiner says the attacker is known to him as a protester against anti-nudity laws.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 07:28 AM (EZebt)

148 Fenelon Spoke @ 139- bird sanctuary

'Sanctuary, my tailfeathers! We're never sysing here again!'

-Karen Bird

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 07:28 AM (/RDPd)

149 Perfessor, good morning. Thank you again for everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:29 AM (0PXWC)

150 "For just as each of us has one body with many members, and these members do not all have the same function, so in Christ we, though many, form one body, and each member belongs to all the others."

Romans 12:4-5

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2022 07:31 AM (T0jQj)

151 Jewells!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:31 AM (0PXWC)

152 Hard to believe that a week ago I was watching the sun rise over beautiful Corsicana, TX.

And there's a difference between a dirty, but necessary and noble, job like cattle ranching and a filthy job that smears the soul like wrangling FJB...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2022 07:27 AM (WFaF3)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2022 07:32 AM (to2dd)

153 "Fenelon Spoke @ 139- bird sanctuary "

Three days after Ian smashed into Florida, our next door neighbors in South Carolina found a very tired and hungry parakeet clinging to the outside screen of their back patio .

No leg band or other ability to identify, but was clearly domesticated.

It now has a forever home with them, but I suspect it sings with a Florida accent.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 07:32 AM (uLr+K)

154 Didn't a protester shit on Pelosi's driveway once?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 07:32 AM (L08P2)

155 Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 07:28 AM (/RDPd)

Good point.

I hope they will give them new sanctuary and not sell them. Otherwise the parrots would be flying off the shelves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:33 AM (vH/6k)

156 "The one where the vandals were very, very careful to avoid the brickwork and tightened up the letters to make sure to stay only on the boundary of the trim on each side?"

And the words were spelled correctly?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 07:34 AM (uLr+K)

157 My favorite so far is that it's apparently Trump's fault Paul Pelosi likes to bang gay prostitutes.

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:34 AM (OeAlt)

158 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 07:32 AM (uLr+K)

Awww. What a touching story. I'm so glad they gave it a new home and I hope its owner was o.k. They must miss their parakeet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:34 AM (vH/6k)

159 yp wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 07:35 AM (BRHaw)

160 Didn't a protester shit on Pelosi's driveway once?
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I think someone would need to do something additional in order for residents to tell it was protest human defecation and not normal human defecation in the street.

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:35 AM (OeAlt)

161 "Didn't a protester shit on Pelosi's driveway once? "

I think we all sort of assumed it was a protestor.

But it could have been the scene of one of those really strange sexual liaisons as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 07:36 AM (uLr+K)

162 It's all clear now! The "perp" hollering "where's nancy" was the same thing heard on J6. Dots are being connected here!!!

Spit.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:36 AM (0PXWC)

163 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2022 07:37 AM (T4tVD)

164 "They must miss their parakeet."

That is the one downside to the whole thing.

There is just no way to even begin to try to find the owners.

And anyone who has ever had a pet turn up missing knows how that can haunt your thoughts for years.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 07:38 AM (uLr+K)

165 {{Ben Had}} the package you sent with the goodies brought me so much joy. My husband and kids said I'm spoiled! lol! I said, no.. I just have some the greatest friends anyone could ask for.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 07:38 AM (nxdel)

166 It now has a forever home with them, but I suspect it sings with a Florida accent.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

"Summerville, and the livin' is easy..."

Posted by: Porgy and Bess as vocalized by Miklos at October 29, 2022 07:38 AM (SP4pi)

167 It is impossible to understand what's going on in Chez Pelosi.

Posted by: JEM at October 29, 2022 07:39 AM (8erNz)

168 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 07:38 AM (uLr+K)

Yes; It sounds very hard. I've had cats go missing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:39 AM (vH/6k)

169 “For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.”

Romans 1:16

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2022 07:39 AM (T0jQj)

170 Pervert-in-Chief Sen. Scott Weiner says the attacker is known to him as a protester against anti-nudity laws.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 07:28 AM (EZebt)

I would think it more accurate for RP to say, "I know who he is but he is no friend." And if it is donut-munching layabouts pulling Pelosi babysitting duty, then it is believable how some crackhead could roll up on the house undetected and smash a window. I am guessing that Nazi is cheap with her money and requires the public to pay for her security, because you owe it to her.

You get what you pay for.

Posted by: flounder at October 29, 2022 07:39 AM (yHsuS)

171 yp wut sup
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 07:35 AM (BRHaw)

All of us here are-unless were bots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:39 AM (vH/6k)

172 JT

Posted by: the Waffle House appreciates your gratuity at October 29, 2022 07:40 AM (SP4pi)

173 beep boop beep

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:40 AM (OeAlt)

174 Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2022 07:39 AM (T0jQj

Thanks for your scriptural encouragement,. Marcus. God bless you. brother!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:41 AM (vH/6k)

175 beep boop beep
Posted by: Gray Man

thats my...um..my...fracking....line

Posted by: Uncle Fetter at October 29, 2022 07:41 AM (SP4pi)

176 Ahh, so they were standing around in their underwear discussing anti nudity laws?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 29, 2022 07:42 AM (0lUe7)

177 So does anyone know if Nancy flew to California to be with her dear, dear Paul while he was undergoing brain surgery after being attacked by the hammer-wielding gay prostitute?

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:42 AM (OeAlt)

178 All of us here are-unless were bots.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I take Great Umbrage at any such suggestification!

Posted by: FritzHollingsBot at October 29, 2022 07:43 AM (SP4pi)

179 170 Pervert-in-Chief Sen. Scott Weiner says...

Is he any relation to Anthony?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 07:44 AM (PiwSw)

180 So does anyone know if Nancy flew to California to be with her dear, dear Paul while he was undergoing brain surgery after being attacked by the hammer-wielding gay prostitute?

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:42 AM

Last I saw yesterday she was still in DC. She issued a statement, but that's it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2022 07:44 AM (bVYXr)

181 Pervert-in-Chief Sen. Scott Weiner says...

Prevert.

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES

Posted by: Pedro Sez at October 29, 2022 07:45 AM (SP4pi)

182 "Thanks for your scriptural encouragement,. Marcus. God bless you. brother!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:41 AM (vH/6k)"

Your welcome and God Bless you as well.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2022 07:45 AM (S1S3K)

183 Last I saw yesterday she was still in DC. She issued a statement, but that's it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2022 07:44 AM (bVYXr)

Faber College News: Mr. Nancy Pelosi will be taking an extended vacation at Saratoga Springs...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 07:45 AM (PiwSw)

184 Jewells, you very much in everyone's thoughts. May you continue to feel the love as you are wrapped in your shawl.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:46 AM (0PXWC)

185 The daughter of Pelosi's hammer wielding gay lover says that he molested her and her brothers before the mother kicked him out.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 07:46 AM (L08P2)

186 From the article in my name field

Paul Pelosi, the husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, is reportedly undergoing brain surgery hours after being attacked by an intruder at the couple's San Francisco home early Friday morning...The outlet further reports that Secret Service agents were stationed at the hospital, as well.

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Good thing SS agents were able to be there so quickly.

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:46 AM (OeAlt)

187 From the last thread...

Lesnerize
The ultimate fear of not knowing what it is you need to avoid doing.
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022

Saw the new remake of "Hellraiser" last night...

To a certain extent lesnerization is the main problem with the new version. It strips the basis of the story out, and turns Pinhead into a baroque Michael Myers.

"That should not be this."
_-Joe Biden staring at a handful of his diaper fillings which he thought was ice cream.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 07:46 AM (KLPy8)

188 Last I saw yesterday she was still in DC. She issued a statement, but that's it.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Was it a hammer-hammer?

Or a gavel?

Looks kinda bad

Posted by: Miklos Sez at October 29, 2022 07:46 AM (SP4pi)

189 I will be bringing the shawl with me when I have my chemo treatments. It does get a bit chilly in the hospital. I imagine it will get a lot of use here at home as well.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 07:48 AM (nxdel)

190 My elderly husband was struck in the head with a hammer and the 80+ year old love of my life is having brain surgery.

I'm sure it's fine. I'll stay here in D.C.

Posted by: Gray Man - Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 07:48 AM (OeAlt)

191 Jewells, you very much in everyone's thoughts. May you continue to feel the love as you are wrapped in your shawl.
Posted by: Ben Had

Shawls for all, y'all.

Posted by: Miklos approves at October 29, 2022 07:48 AM (SP4pi)

192 Radio said she was just now on her way to be at the side of her husband. Maybe she sent flowers first.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:49 AM (0PXWC)

193 Jewells, you very much in everyone's thoughts.

Amedn. And prayers too !Spouse and I were praying for you, Jewells, at 5:30 EST this morning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2022 07:50 AM (vH/6k)

194 Radio said she was just now on her way to be at the side of her husband. Maybe she sent flowers first.
Posted by: Ben Had

Or a hammer.

Posted by: Miklos again suspects at October 29, 2022 07:50 AM (SP4pi)

195 Heh. From Politico...

Paul Pelosi was able to dial 911 himself after telling the intruder he had to go use the bathroom and then calling from there, where his phone had been charging, according to a person familiar with the situation

Posted by: Golfman at October 29, 2022 07:50 AM (rhXTS)

196 Jewells, perfect.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:52 AM (0PXWC)

197 The Paul Pelosi thing is so fake.

As NP is third from the Presidency, both she and her family have 24/7 FBI and/or SS protection.
Hammer Time could only have happened if PP okayed the nut.

Bu-u-u-ut, I guess the whole of DC and the MSM is going to pretend that this guy is MAGA.

Funny, how this things, break-ins,, hammer time etc are suddenly all occurring right before an election.

Spooky!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 07:52 AM (KLPy8)

198 Radio said she was just now on her way to be at the side of her husband. Maybe she sent flowers first.
Posted by: Ben Had

Or a hammer.

Posted by: Miklos

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Maybe she's waiting for the docs to assess what kind of viral threats are in play before she spends time in the same room

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2022 07:53 AM (8AONa)

199 Funny, how this things, break-ins,, hammer time etc are suddenly all occurring right before an election.

Spooky!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 07:52 AM (KLPy

That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Gloria Allred at October 29, 2022 07:53 AM (PiwSw)

200 You want to know what evil is:

Outgoing GOP Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, through her newly-launched political action committee, launched a $500,000 ad campaign targeting Arizona GOP candidates Kari Lake and Mark Finchem.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 07:54 AM (BRHaw)

201 Spooky!
Posted by: naturalfake

Jenkies!

Posted by: Velma, who figured it was Old Man Pelosi all along at October 29, 2022 07:54 AM (SP4pi)

202 7 Morning again, folken,

On one of the forums I visit, they have bats flying about in honor of Halloween. Clever kitten Dagny is watching the bats fly around on the screen. I've seen her looking at the laptop screen before, and even watching movement on TV.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2022 06:06 AM (c6xtn)

Wolfus - I haven't tried flying bat videos with our 6month old Maine Coon mix, but she does watch TV and loves YT videos showing birds and squirrels.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2022 07:55 AM (UcAQV)

203 That the Pelosi attack could be a very personal connection every Democrat Propaganda Ministry is trying to make it a political action

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 07:55 AM (xhxe8)

204 Thank you Fenelon.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 07:56 AM (nxdel)

205 Outgoing GOP Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, through her newly-launched political action committee, launched a $500,000 ad campaign targeting Arizona GOP candidates Kari Lake and Mark Finchem.
Posted by: rhennigantx

There is a saying about fools and their somebody else's money....

Posted by: Miklos, who figured it was Old Man Cheney all along at October 29, 2022 07:56 AM (SP4pi)

206 Was the unidentified passenger carrying a hammer?
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2022 07:27 AM (oTZbj)

Eeh, that's one way to put it

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 29, 2022 07:56 AM (cupoy)

207 Miklos, I'm still in the " she ordered the hit" camp. Hubby is becoming a big embarrassment.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 07:57 AM (0PXWC)

208 Pelosi said that grubby guy was "a friend?" This whole thing reminds me of something that happened about a year ago in my small neighborhood. A married couple with a 12 year old son. The husband was an affable guy who was a youth pastor at a local church. Wife goes out of town for a trip. Youth pastor was getting Grindr guys over to his house while she was gone. Drugs, kinky sex, all while the boy was upstairs sleeping. She found out, they divorced and are gone from the neighborhood now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 07:59 AM (sVtYq)

209 Miklos, I'm still in the " she ordered the hit" camp. Hubby is becoming a big embarrassment.
Posted by: Ben Had

Just one more little thing....

Posted by: Detective Miklos Columbo at October 29, 2022 07:59 AM (SP4pi)

210 I would be as shocked at no security as well as no video surveillance system at the Pelosi estate.
They ( police, Eff Bee Eye or Secret Service) know way more than they ever will let on.

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 08:01 AM (xhxe8)

211 Miklos, I'm still in the " she ordered the hit" camp. Hubby is becoming a big embarrassment.

I would not be surprised. The fact that she stayed in DC is very telling. She obviously doesn't give two craps about her husband.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 29, 2022 08:01 AM (nxdel)

212 The study cites details about the early spread of the SARS-COV-2 virus, which causes Covid; the fact that no animal host has been identified nearly three years into the pandemic; and troubled biosafety procedures at labs in the Chinese city of Wuhan to buttress its conclusion.

My guess is most Morons knew it was lab made when it first hit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 08:01 AM (BRHaw)

213
Outgoing GOP Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, through her newly-launched political action committee, launched a $500,000 ad campaign targeting Arizona GOP candidates Kari Lake and Mark Finchem.

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As we now see, Liz Cheney's problems go far further than just her insane hatred of Donald Trump. She's now got a vendetta against the Republicans if they don't fall in line with her beliefs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:01 AM (sVtYq)

214 She found out, they divorced and are gone from the neighborhood now.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 07:59 AM (sVtYq)

Please tell me he wasn't SBC.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 08:02 AM (PiwSw)

215 Do I remember a guy named Robert Creamer (married to a D Representative Jan Schakowsky ) who bragged about finding and hiring crazies to do violence?

Posted by: Detective Miklos Columbo have one clue at October 29, 2022 08:03 AM (SP4pi)

216 167 It is impossible to understand what's going on in Chez Pelosi.

Posted by: JEM at October 29, 2022 07:39 AM (8erNz)

gay sex romp gone bad? That's not hard to understand.

I think they need to follow Good Liberal Policy and immediately release him on his own recognizance with no bail required.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 08:03 AM (r46W7)

217 Outgoing GOP Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, through her newly-launched political action committee, launched a $500,000 ad campaign targeting Arizona GOP candidates Kari Lake and Mark Finchem.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 07:54 AM (BRHaw)

And Kari Lake thanked Cheney for her in-kind donation after Lake's campaign received $300K in donations in a single day.

Posted by: golfman at October 29, 2022 08:03 AM (rhXTS)

218 Nancy is probably so upset that she will have to consume two or three vodka floats on her flight back home. I wonder what her focus group came up with as an explanation for the lack of security.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 08:03 AM (L08P2)

219 Please tell me he wasn't SBC.

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I'm pretty sure he wasn't, although I'm trying to remember the affiliation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:03 AM (sVtYq)

220 Theory-
Underwear dude is a known wolf.
Paul at this point in life has been Joe'd up and he don't know his dick from a New Britain hammer.
And last, this is probably the least bizzaro thing the deepstate will rollo out between now and 08NOV22.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2022 08:04 AM (gktX6)

221 Going out on phone, time to get outside for a bit

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2022 08:04 AM (xhxe8)

222 213
Outgoing GOP Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, through her newly-launched political action committee, launched a $500,000 ad campaign targeting Arizona GOP candidates Kari Lake and Mark Finchem.
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As we now see, Liz Cheney's problems go far further than just her insane hatred of Donald Trump. She's now got a vendetta against the Republicans if they don't fall in line with her beliefs.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:01 AM (sVtYq)

Liz Cheney is campaigning for Democrats.
Tulsi Gabbard is campaigning for Republicans.

I like that trade.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 08:04 AM (r46W7)

223 I am certain that the affection (or lack thereof) between Paul and Nancy is mutual.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 29, 2022 08:06 AM (C1rbv)

224 Good morning, my precious poppets.

Spooky fog outside.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 08:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

225 Good morning hordelings. How 'bout those Phillies, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 08:07 AM (45fpk)

226 AMBASSADOR TO ITALY NOW

Posted by: Nanzi has Dr. Jill on the line at October 29, 2022 08:07 AM (SP4pi)

227 223 I am certain that the affection (or lack thereof) between Paul and Nancy is mutual.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at October 29, 2022 08:06 AM (C1rbv)

Clintonian?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2022 08:07 AM (PiwSw)

228 My guess is most Morons knew it was lab made when it first hit!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 08:01 AM (BRHaw)

"This incredibly deadly new virus was first detected only 2 miles from China's largest Biological Weapons Lab, but that is a complete coincidence! only crazy MAGA people would think there could be any connection!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 08:08 AM (r46W7)

229 I'll bet the hundreds of other folks that were stabbed, assaulted
and hammered the same night as Pelosi

feel like third class garbage

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:08 AM (us2H3)

230 only crazy MAGA people would think there could be any connection!"
Posted by: Tom Servo

*sobs*

Posted by: former Twitter White Male Logic Suppression Team at October 29, 2022 08:09 AM (SP4pi)

231 Nacypants seems hammered most of the time

Paul was just trying to catch up

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:10 AM (us2H3)

232 224 Good morning, my precious poppets.

Spooky fog outside.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 08:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

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Careful! I've seen this movie!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2022 08:11 AM (uPgE/)

233 Between Nacho and Liz, they are burning a lot of lib money. Harder, faster.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2022 08:11 AM (0PXWC)

234 Paul Pelosi story. None of it adds up in terms of what the media are telling us. Who makes a "well being call" at 2 a.m.? The guy was wearing only underwear when police arrived? What was Pelosi wearing? The house had no alarm system? etc etc.

How convenient it all is.

Posted by: Ziba at October 29, 2022 08:11 AM (4h9M3)

235 Do I remember a guy named Robert Creamer (married to a D Representative Jan Schakowsky ) who bragged about finding and hiring crazies to do violence?
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All is respectful, quiet, and happy from the peons singing songs and working hard on the Pritzker Plantation. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 08:12 AM (MIKMs)

236
Good morning hordelings. How 'bout those Phillies, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 08:07 AM

When they were down by 5 runs I was thinking of just going to bed. You?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:12 AM (y3pKJ)

237 Paul Pelosi gets brained, an arrest was made in the Delphi murders (Monday presser on the perp), the midterms are coming up, and it's Halloween weekend. Gonna celebrate with some BBQ ribs, Spooky Stooges, and Svengoolie later on.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at October 29, 2022 08:13 AM (hYUGm)

238 Nacypants seems hammered most of the time

Paul was just trying to catch up
Posted by: REDACTED

When I can get hammered
I get hammered in the morning

Hammered in the evening
And fuck up this land

Posted by: nanzi Sings Progressive Folk Hits! at October 29, 2022 08:13 AM (SP4pi)

239 The biggest indication that Democrats are nervous in Georgia is the fact that Barack Obama is being deployed to Georgia on Friday to campaign for both Abrams and Warnock. Obama is going there to rally the base and make sure they get out and vote. This tells you Democrats are losing.

I would NOT go see Bhussein if them pointed a gun to my head!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 08:13 AM (BRHaw)

240 "Outgoing GOP Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming, through her newly-launched political action committee, launched a $500,000 ad campaign targeting Arizona GOP candidates Kari Lake and Mark Finchem."

She is a Front Maam for the GOPe gangster syndicate.

Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2022 08:14 AM (oTZbj)

241 When they were down by 5 runs I was thinking of just going to bed. You?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:12 AM (y3pKJ)

Yep. Said, "Well, that's the game."

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 08:14 AM (45fpk)

242 It's National Cat Day..... B`mjn....the cat typed that as he walked on the keyboard....treats all around

Posted by: computerguydave at October 29, 2022 08:14 AM (9dmN3)

243 Tulsi a lot more attractive surrogate than Liz

and she is only slightly nuts

Liz needs to be in a mental ward

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:15 AM (us2H3)

244 236
Good morning hordelings. How 'bout those Phillies, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 08:07 AM

When they were down by 5 runs I was thinking of just going to bed. You?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:12 AM (y3pKJ)

I was going to bed by the end of the 10th no matter what - good thing they won by then!

Posted by: Nova local at October 29, 2022 08:15 AM (exHjb)

245 207 Miklos, I'm still in the " she ordered the hit" camp. Hubby is becoming a big embarrassment.

Nah, if she were out to whack him she'd have gotten someone competent.

This is too embarrassing for both of them.

Paul will quietly check in to a facility soon

Posted by: JEM at October 29, 2022 08:15 AM (8erNz)

246 She did not stay in DC. She flew immediately to the hospital.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 08:15 AM (EZebt)

247 Musk will now use Twitter to force the end of gasoline cars

Posted by: Paul at October 29, 2022 08:16 AM (QTnYy)

248 The O'Bummer drew a crowd of 7,000. Kind of surprising he got that many idiots to come together.

Posted by: Ziba at October 29, 2022 08:17 AM (4h9M3)

249 I am certain that the affection (or lack thereof) between Paul and Nancy is mutual.
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Obviously none of the mutual respect that separate lives would require.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2022 08:17 AM (MIKMs)

250 She flew immediately to the hospital.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

At whose expense?

I think she didn't.

Posted by: Inquiring Mind of Miklos at October 29, 2022 08:17 AM (SP4pi)

251 245 207 Miklos, I'm still in the " she ordered the hit" camp. Hubby is becoming a big embarrassment.

Nah, if she were out to whack him she'd have gotten someone competent.

This is too embarrassing for both of them.

Paul will quietly check in to a facility soon
Posted by: JEM at October 29, 2022 08:15 AM (8erNz)

I did mention to my spouse that I'm from the area where a prominent rabbi ordered and paid for a hit on his successful small business wife - the hit man also used a bludgeoning object, but failed at making it look like a robbery gone bad at home, so the rabbi (and the hit man) eventually went down for it...

Hammers and blunt objects are the domestic hit tool of choice, it seems...

Posted by: Nova local at October 29, 2022 08:17 AM (exHjb)

252 The O'Bummer drew a crowd of 7,000. Kind of surprising he got that many idiots to come together.
Posted by: Ziba

Free Beer (like in Berlin) and 21 drinking age SUSPENDED

Posted by: Suspicious Mind of Miklos at October 29, 2022 08:18 AM (SP4pi)

253 Have they trotted out Diane Feinstein to make a statement on the Pelosi attack? Or is she to brain dead?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 29, 2022 08:18 AM (L08P2)

254 245 207 Miklos, I'm still in the " she ordered the hit" camp. Hubby is becoming a big embarrassment.

Nah, if she were out to whack him she'd have gotten someone competent.

This is too embarrassing for both of them.

Paul will quietly check in to a facility soon
Posted by: JEM at October 29, 2022 08:15 AM (8erNz)

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Maybe not. After the ice cream debacle, she may have wanted to show solidarity with the working class by hiring the same cheap crappy hitman that commoners hire.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2022 08:19 AM (uPgE/)

255
The Phillies have so many hitters that can hurt you. I was looking at the RBI count of each hitter during the playoffs and I didn't see a single one who hadn't had at least two.

But it's not time to start greasing the poles in Philly... yet.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:19 AM (y3pKJ)

256 Phillies' Realmuto on baseball and faith:

"It's extremely important to me in life to know that the first thing I am … before I'm a father, before I'm a baseball player, the No. 1 thing I am is a follower of Christ," JT declared.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 08:19 AM (45fpk)

257 255
The Phillies have so many hitters that can hurt you. I was looking at the RBI count of each hitter during the playoffs and I didn't see a single one who hadn't had at least two.

But it's not time to start greasing the poles in Philly... yet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:19 AM (y3pKJ)

I dunno - the pressure is all on Houston tonight and the Phils have Wheeler...and then all the home games...and no pressure b/c they never should have even made the playoffs...

Posted by: Nova local at October 29, 2022 08:20 AM (exHjb)

258 Paul Pelosi Assaulted by David Depape, Nudist and Green Party Member... MAGA Still Blamed

Even saw one Youtube video whose title mentions QAnon (but nothing in the video)

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2022 08:20 AM (X5CsJ)

259 258 Paul Pelosi Assaulted by David Depape, Nudist and Green Party Member... MAGA Still Blamed

You forgot illegal from Canada...

PS - This story has fallen off my local news front pages already...

Posted by: Nova local at October 29, 2022 08:21 AM (exHjb)

260 "It's extremely important to me in life to know that the first thing I am … before I'm a father, before I'm a baseball player, the No. 1 thing I am is a follower of Christ," JT declared.
Posted by: grammie winger

In particular, people underestimate the Evangelical Hispanics.

Posted by: Miklos sees it at October 29, 2022 08:21 AM (SP4pi)

261 Virginia Dem Don Beyer is "shocked, shocked" to find out that one his top staffers was working for the ChiComs, out of his office.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 08:21 AM (r46W7)

262 Has Andrea Mitchell stuck her turkey neck out yet to directly blame Trump?

Posted by: Ziba at October 29, 2022 08:22 AM (4h9M3)

263 Virginia Dem Don Beyer is "shocked, shocked" to find out that one his top staffers was working for the ChiComs, out of his office.
Posted by: Tom Servo

*eye egg roll*

Posted by: Lao Peng Jo Miklos at October 29, 2022 08:23 AM (SP4pi)

264 Has Andrea Mitchell stuck her turkey neck out yet to directly blame Trump?
Posted by: Ziba

This close to Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Mrs. Alan Greenspan at October 29, 2022 08:24 AM (SP4pi)

265 "Musk will now use Twitter to force the end of gasoline cars
Posted by: Paul "

Oh look...

I guess the brain surgery went well.

Say hi to Nancy for us.
And Kurt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 08:24 AM (uLr+K)

266 But it's not time to start greasing the poles in Philly... yet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:19 AM (y3pKJ)

Look pal, I don't mess with your weekend plans.

Posted by: Ron Jaworski at October 29, 2022 08:25 AM (cupoy)

267 Good lord, our trolls are stupid.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:26 AM (sVtYq)

268 Good lord, our trolls are stupid.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:26 AM (sVtYq)

Public schools.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 08:26 AM (45fpk)

269 At RCP:
There have been many news stories over the last several months questioning whether polling is broken in the United States. While there are certainly challenges in the polling industry, it is not entirely accurate to suggest polling is broken. There are many quality pollsters and media outlets that are doing excellent work in a constantly changing technological and political environment. However, there are also pollsters and news organizations that are doing less-than-stellar work and, unfortunately, many of the polls from these organizations receive a disproportionate amount of attention.

I shall translate:
1. Polls are designed to move or advertise a person or position.
2. Polls are weighted with at least a 5% confirmation bias and if you include Independents (silent (D)s) it is almost 25%.
3. The worst polling receives the most news.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 08:27 AM (BRHaw)

270 Musk will now use Twitter to force the end of gasoline cars
Posted by: Paul "

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Dumbass, our" American " car companies, working with lobbyists and politicians in who have been bought off by communist China, have already done that.

The tooling is established. The timeline (China's) is set. Musk doesn't have a thing to do with it now.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 08:28 AM (BiZp4)

271 The O'Bummer drew a crowd of 7,000. Kind of surprising he got that many idiots to come together.
Posted by: Ziba at October 29, 2022 08:17 AM (4h9M3)

Look for the union label!

After the election expect, Oblabla to step forward as the DeFacto Leader of the Democrat Party, instead of being the Double Secret De Facto President ordering Punchy around.

They really have no one else. So-

Barak Obama, President Regent to Harris I guess, until the New Clinton(TM) steps forward.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 08:29 AM (KLPy8)

272 watching Fox in the background, they're talking about how Cultures are difficult to change, and it will be hard to reform the company.

but no, it's not really that hard. Fire everyone who doesn't do what you want, with no delay and no mercy. That's what Trump should have done.

Everyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2022 08:29 AM (r46W7)

273 I would like to announce that, due to the iccky male parts of my brain being removed by the brain surgery, I can now come out and live my best like as the woman I always wanted to be. Thank you *blows air kiss*

Posted by: Paula Pelosi at October 29, 2022 08:30 AM (PiwSw)

274 Seth Rich Laptop:
“The FBI wants to produce records at a rate of 500 pages per month. At that rate, it will take almost 67 years just to produce the documents, never mind the images and other files,” Ty Clevenger, a lawyer representing Huddleston, told The Epoch Times in an email.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 08:32 AM (BRHaw)

275 It's neat how even the left acknowledges that no one wants electric cars

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 08:32 AM (BiZp4)

276 I hate that Bruce Harper is IN the world series. The chance that Filthadelphia might win it just kills me. He is one Nat expatriot that I do not cheer for

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 29, 2022 08:32 AM (flINI)

277 Radio said she was just now on her way to be at the side of her husband. Maybe she sent flowers first.
Posted by: Ben Had

She ordered a large My Pillow and had it delivered to her so she could use it on, er, take it TO her husband.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at October 29, 2022 08:33 AM (Zvtjl)

278 273 I would like to announce that, due to the iccky male parts of my brain being removed by the brain surgery, I can now come out and live my best like as the woman I always wanted to be. Thank you *blows air kiss*
Posted by: Paula Pelosi at October 29, 2022 08:30 AM (PiwSw)

you forgot throws feather boa over neck and sachets off!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 08:34 AM (BRHaw)

279 Public schools.
Posted by: grammie winger

Public House>>>Public School

Posted by: Miklos done learnt hisself at October 29, 2022 08:35 AM (SP4pi)

280 you forgot throws feather boa over neck and sachets off!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 08:34 AM (BRHaw)

***

That's my gig...

Posted by: Adorable Adrian Adonis at October 29, 2022 08:35 AM (flINI)

281
Radio said she was just now on her way to be at the side of her husband. Maybe she sent flowers first.
Posted by: Ben Had

He needs flowers right now like he needs a hole in the head.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:36 AM (y3pKJ)

282 Democrats sure are kicking the "threat to democracy" BS into overdrive.

That kind of panic talk isn't the talk of people who think they are going to win.

Yes, yes: But! fraud, Dominion, water leak, blah, blah, blah

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2022 08:36 AM (5EnGD)

283 It's really been kinda frightening (or amusing, I can't decide which) to see just how off the rails American leftists are at the mere thought that people shouldn't be censored according to their whims. What a scary spectacle they are. Do they not understand just how flimsy their ideology is that it can't take any divergence of thought or a hint of scrutiny? I'm sure they do understand...

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:37 AM (sVtYq)

284 but no, it's not really that hard. Fire everyone who doesn't do what you want, with no delay and no mercy. That's what Trump should have done.

True...in both cases. You're going to take the hit anyway from the usual suspects. Take it up front and in 2 weeks no one cares cuz it's a done deal.

Even Punchy(his advisers) understood this.

The day he was inaugurated he was signing the policies that destroyed the American economy and gave us out of control inflation by week'
s end all that was already baked into the cake.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 08:37 AM (KLPy8)

285 It's just like January 6th!

You know. Security was told to stand down, and leftists engaged in politically useful violence.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 08:37 AM (BiZp4)

286 Public Restroom >>> Public House >>>Public School

Posted by: grammie winger at October 29, 2022 08:38 AM (45fpk)

287 mornin yall. I slept late for once. If they ban hammers, will they ban the ban hammer?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 08:38 AM (sn5EN)

288 It's neat how even the left acknowledges that no one wants electric cars

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...or fake meat.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:38 AM (sVtYq)

289 Imagine your 82 year old husband being rushed in for brain surgery, and you're a multi millionaire who doesn't have to worry at all about the price of a flight.

And you stay in DC.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 08:40 AM (BiZp4)

290 > Hmmm? While Pelosi said Depape was a friend he also stated he didn't know him on the 911 call.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 29, 2022 06:26 AM (ju2Fy)

Old joke: handsome young college boy encounters a cougar English duchess on a trans-Atlantic steam ship voyage. They have wild sex all the way across.

A few weeks later, they run into each other at a party. "Hi, Alice. How's it shakin'?", says the college boy, with a certain smirk.

"I don't believe we've been introduced."

"Wait... just last month we fucked our way across the Atlantic!"

"And what makes you think that constitutes an introduction?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 08:40 AM (bW8dp)

291
Musk will now use Twitter to force the end of gasoline cars

Posted by: Paul at October 29, 2022 08:16 AM (QTnYy)

bless your heart

you really are trying, aren't you?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 29, 2022 08:40 AM (ENBF0)

292 It's neat how even the left acknowledges that no one wants electric cars
...or fake meat.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:38 AM (sVtYq)

But, what about eating fake meat in electric cars?

I'm sure the public will go for that.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 08:40 AM (KLPy8)

293 A few years back I got a full auto hammer for Christmas. I don't use it much, but it's good for finishing nails.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2022 08:40 AM (sn5EN)

294 So last night we were visiting with the 90 year old former neighbor of Nancy, back when Nancy was a little Baltimore girl.

I no longer finished saying 'in his underwear' than she suddenly blurted out...'So Paul's gay!'

For 90 years old, she's still on the ball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 08:41 AM (uLr+K)

295 "Dog-faced pony soldier" seems like ages ago.

Posted by: pawn at October 29, 2022 08:41 AM (wsHtO)

296 Used to know a broad who worked for a mobbed up peep show in Philly. Peep show was on the first floor and the whore house was on the second. She always said the weird ones were the fellas who would just stare and not say anything.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2022 08:41 AM (R/m4+)

297 But, what about eating fake meat in electric cars?

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I wonder if the rejection of the fake meat is why they spitefully moved to bugs.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 08:42 AM (BiZp4)

298 What I think happened:

Pelosi wasn't expecting a ball-peen to the noggin. He was expecting to get his dick sucked. This guy has sucked Pelosi dick before, probably many times. However, this time he'd taken too many drugs he wasn't supposed to, or hadn't taken the drugs that he WAS supposed to, and flipped out.

Because, let's face it: this guy is a gay hooker. There's no way that being a "nude activist" and making "hemp jewelry" pays enough to make a living in Berkeley. Too many other crust punks doing the same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 08:43 AM (bW8dp)

299
I love Fake Meat
I will go far
Eating Fake Burgers
In my Electric Car!

Posted by: Fake Meat and Electric Cars by Dr Seuss (excerpt) at October 29, 2022 08:43 AM (KLPy8)

300 "I wonder if the rejection of the fake meat is why they spitefully moved to bugs."

Will bugs eat fake meat?

Specially traditional meat eating bugs like maggots.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 08:44 AM (uLr+K)

301 For 90 years old, she's still on the ball.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Paul only has one ball? This is news I didn't know.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 08:45 AM (F7cJA)

302 Crust punk

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Ha

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 29, 2022 08:45 AM (BiZp4)

303 "She always said the weird ones were the fellas who would just stare and not say anything. "

On the first floor, or the second floor?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 08:45 AM (uLr+K)

304
Nancy represents San Fran, the gayest area of the country. Why wouldn't she have a hubby on the down low? The open secret would improve her approval rating.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:45 AM (y3pKJ)

305 At the testing

Lumpy tells the Doctors "I was never puzzles with good"

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:46 AM (us2H3)

306 299
I love Fake Meat
I will go far
Eating Fake Burgers
In my Electric Car!
Posted by: Fake Meat and Electric Cars by Dr Seuss (excerpt) at October 29, 2022 08:43 AM (KLPy

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can eat all the bugs
It's the only way to live
In cars

Posted by: Gary Numan at October 29, 2022 08:46 AM (PiwSw)

307 I say if B. Hussein Obama can own the DOJ, then Elon Musk can own his own government agency, too!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 29, 2022 08:46 AM (Ndje9)

308 On the first floor, or the second floor?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Great Hoard minds. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 08:46 AM (F7cJA)

309 "Paul only has one ball? This is news I didn't know."

Nancy's Paul, or our Paul?

Or is there really only one 'Paul'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 08:48 AM (uLr+K)

310 But, what about eating fake meat in electric cars?

I'm sure the public will go for that.
Posted by: naturalfake

Do Teslas have microwaves?

Posted by: Miklos thinks your mileage may vary at October 29, 2022 08:49 AM (SP4pi)

311 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 08:50 AM (u82oZ)

312 Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 08:50 AM (uLr+K)

313 Barky has only got one ball
Biden has two, but very small
Clinton's in need of splintin'
Pelosi has no balls at all

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 08:50 AM (bW8dp)

314 1. Polls are designed to move or advertise a person or position.
2. Polls are weighted with at least a 5% confirmation bias and if you include Independents (silent (D)s) it is almost 25%.
3. The worst polling receives the most news.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2022 08:27 AM (BRHaw)

polls are used for enthusiasm, both to create and deflate

and for fundraising cuz nobody wants to give to loser

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:50 AM (us2H3)

315 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

How did the eye exam go?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 29, 2022 08:50 AM (u82oZ)

316 *sigh* I love my cats...even when they throw up in my bed right where I sleep...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2022 08:51 AM (WFaF3)

317 How did the eye exam go?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Wait and see?

Posted by: Traditional Vaudevillian Miklos at October 29, 2022 08:52 AM (SP4pi)

318 313 Barky has only got one ball
Biden has two, but very small
Clinton's in need of splintin'
Pelosi has no balls at all
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 08:50 AM (bW8dp)

purty good

I'll give a curable clap

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:52 AM (us2H3)

319 Fetterman: (collection of disgusting phlegm and drool sounds)
Media: a masterful summary of the Commerce Clause's overlap with advanced quantum mechanics.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 08:53 AM (bW8dp)

320 Do Teslas have microwaves?
Posted by: Miklos thinks your mileage may vary

Nope. But they will heat the meat while on fire on the side of the road.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 08:53 AM (F7cJA)

321
Used to know a broad who worked for a mobbed up peep show in Philly. Peep show was on the first floor and the whore house was on the second.

I recall reading about that place. Their accountant finally shut them down because there was too much fvcking overhead.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:53 AM (y3pKJ)

322 "How did the eye exam go?"

Need retina surgery.

First visit on next Tuesday with a surgeon who may just be the finest surgeon of this type in the nation.

I'm pretty comfortable with that, but we won't be back home afterward for another two weeks from now at the earliest.

So in the meanwhile, we get to stay at my MilL's about three miles from the surgeon's office and enjoy B'more politics.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 08:54 AM (uLr+K)

323 I recall reading about that place. Their accountant finally shut them down because there was too much fvcking overhead.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

HeyOhhhhhhhh!!!

YesSir!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 08:54 AM (F7cJA)

324 Do Teslas have microwaves?
Posted by: Miklos thinks your mileage may vary

Nope. But they will heat the meat while on fire on the side of the road.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 08:53 AM (F7cJA)

So, Spontaneous Combustion is a feature, not a bug.

Impressive forethought by the design team!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2022 08:55 AM (KLPy8)

325 they really need to make a sitcom

The Fettermans

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:55 AM (us2H3)

326 > Their accountant finally shut them down because there was too much fvcking overhead.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 29, 2022 08:53 AM (y3pKJ)

Nice!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 08:55 AM (bW8dp)

327 Is this the kewl kids table?

I brought donuts.

Posted by: mindful webworker - haunted by YouTube's cancelling at October 29, 2022 08:55 AM (tduWG)

328 There is no truly logical reason to publish polls or take polls regarding political races. The public doesn't need to know what everybody else is thinking. It only serves one purpose, imo. To shape opinion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2022 08:56 AM (sVtYq)

329 Is this the kewl kids table?

I brought donuts.
Posted by: mindful webworker

And like magic, the table became the cool kids table.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2022 08:56 AM (F7cJA)

330 Because, let's face it: this guy is a gay hooker. There's no way that being a "nude activist" and making "hemp jewelry" pays enough to make a living in Berkeley. Too many other crust punks doing the same thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2022 08:43 AM (bW8dp)
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This timeline we're in, I swear! It's a Daliesque hellscape, but at least it makes me laugh.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 29, 2022 08:57 AM (Dc2NZ)

331 Pelosi was reported to be en route late afternoon yesterday -- but you have to consider, the Air Force Three crew may not spend the day in a quonset on the flight line like SAC. Some liberties may have had to be canceled, and MP's sent out to retrieve them.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 29, 2022 08:58 AM (x61Im)

332 I sometimes wonder if there is a correlation between the old 'We will sell you the rope....' and

'I will sell you the Tesla, which the profits will allow me to destroy your Twitter censors'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 08:58 AM (uLr+K)

333 Nope. But they will heat the meat while on fire on the side of the road.
Posted by: Tonypete

Cool.

Books have been written on how to cook on the manifold of an ICE engine.

"75 mph for 2 hours...pull over, piss and baste (two separate things)"

Posted by: Miklos has one somewhere at October 29, 2022 08:58 AM (SP4pi)

334 Paul got attacked by an aspiring carpenter?

Posted by: Hammerhead Snark at October 29, 2022 08:59 AM (sn5EN)

335 Takes a lot of set up but finally moving old compost

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 08:59 AM (xhxe8)

336 It's the only way I see to frame this.

Posted by: Hammerhead Snark at October 29, 2022 09:00 AM (sn5EN)

337 Cool kids have cherry cheese danish

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022 09:00 AM (EZebt)

338 "they really need to make a sitcom

The Fettermans"

Too weird..

Nobody would ever believe it!

Posted by: Lilly Munster at October 29, 2022 09:00 AM (uLr+K)

339 'I will sell you the Tesla, which the profits will allow me to destroy your Twitter censors'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Meet my buddy over here. We do great work together.

Posted by: Hubris at October 29, 2022 09:00 AM (SP4pi)

340 COFFEE BREAK NOOD

Posted by: Skip's phone at October 29, 2022 09:00 AM (xhxe8)

341 "the Air Force Three crew may not spend the day in a quonset on the flight line like SAC. Some liberties may have had to be canceled, and MP's sent out to retrieve them."

Screw all that.

You know how hard it is to wrangle up a qualified Loadmaster on a Friday night for the booze onload?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2022 09:02 AM (uLr+K)

342 Do Teslas have microwaves? Toyota had a mini van with an ice maker. They should have put in a dash mounted blender for road trip Margaritas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 29, 2022 09:03 AM (lz5hY)

343 >>Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Consider it done!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2022 09:04 AM (I/doM)

344 they really need to make a sitcom
The Fettermans
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2022 08:55 AM (us2H3)

"Gee, Fetty, why're you always droolin' and coughin' and rubbing your pants an' stuff, when that girl with two ton eyebrows comes by?"

"Argle bargle gargle car jack pancake!, Lump."

*laugh track*

Posted by: "Leave It to Lumpy at October 29, 2022 09:06 AM (KLPy8)

345 She did not stay in DC. She flew immediately to the hospital.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2022
+++++
On her broom right??

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 29, 2022 09:34 AM (dr4Q1)

346 Morning threads here are awesome. I love all of you and wish the best.

Thank you.

Posted by: Reforger at October 29, 2022 09:44 AM (O1FqN)

347 I used to work in a sewer plant. Pretty sweet gig, actually! Easy work, pretty good pay for a college dropout- and on the weekends when the boss' were away, we'd have parties.

The shit usually just flowed downhill- the challenge was just getting out of the way.

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Posted by: Tom at October 29, 2022 10:24 AM (cVZ4d)

349 33 Kale and soybean burgers can do that.
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2022 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

Probably right. Eat some protein you shambling weirdos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2022 06:19 AM (6FeV1)
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Soybeans are protein. You meant 'eat some animal protein ...'

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