aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Halloween Cafe
Pumpkin squatin', the sport of the future. Elephant drum circle.
A kiss goodnight. I'm outta heah! Cat Robin Hood, I guess? Cat is dressed as Satan, which might be a little too, what's the word?, on-the-nose for a cat. Spooooky noooises... Cat dressed as bunny, and not loving it.
Dancin' shoes. LOL what does he think he is, Spider-Man?
— Paranormal Video (@ParanormaIVideo) October 16, 2022
— Paranormal Video (@ParanormaIVideo) September 27, 2022
Getting into the spirit of Halloween...🐶👻👹🗡️😅#Halloween pic.twitter.com/72534wY3rX
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 31, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 07:56 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:56 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 07:57 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 31, 2022 07:58 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 07:58 PM (sn5EN)
Couldn't produce an insurance card.
Wait a minute. He's an alien so. . . . .
"Yep, we'll do it. And charge the American taxpayer."
-- Mega Hospital Group
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 07:58 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2022 07:58 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (fIIud)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (PGboh)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (o68f3)
But how can I be sure they taste of punkin spice?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 08:00 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (o68f3)
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Not sure, though Larry Correia's Monster Hunter series explores this idea a bit...Also includes a werewolf fighting Frankenstein's monster and kicking his ass...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 08:00 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 08:00 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2022 08:00 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:00 PM (anj39)
Posted by: CN at October 31, 2022 08:01 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2022 08:01 PM (BRHaw)
https://bit.ly/3TUOxBI
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 08:01 PM (o68f3)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T)
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Ah, keeping the Full Size for yourself! In the grand tradition of Halloween!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 08:01 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022
But I don't like punkin spice.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 08:02 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:02 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 08:02 PM (o68f3)
Posted by: CN at October 31, 2022 08:03 PM (Zzbjj)
Official C++ Engineering Response: https://youtu.be/7qnd-hdmgfk
(also pretty thematically appropriate, since 2020 turned the hyperlogical Sherlockian engineer from vaguely right-libertarian, mostly apolitical to "how far reactionary does the rabbit hole go?" pissed off and bloodthirsty)
Posted by: CppThis at October 31, 2022 08:03 PM (UewuT)
Too bad Oregon can't get rid of Senator Wyden this cycle. The two ads I saw of his has him mumbling about killing babies.
Wyden used to be a man of honesty and integrity, years ago. Around the time of the Trump election he began abandoning all that and becoming a rubber stamp leftist NPC
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 08:03 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2022 08:03 PM (yFgCz)
Remember had to be 30 years ago the supposed underground alien autopsy video?
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2022 08:04 PM (xhxe8)
So far we've only had two kids show up.
Worst. Halloween. Evah.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2022 08:04 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 08:05 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 08:05 PM (sn5EN)
For Halloween, I wanted to upload the "motion comic" video of my comic The Beast with Four Heads ("a shaggy Gothic horror story). Posted on my website instead of YouTube (who destroyed my channel and all videos).
Technical difficulties - I guess without a video service, I don't really know what I'm doing. The video seems to have the jitters. Does it do that for you?
Link to the video is in my nic.
Link to just the original comic is
http://bit.ly/tbw4hd
[heads for the cafe bar... "put a shot of Bailey's in that for me, willya, barkeep?"]
Posted by: mindful webworker -the ghost of Mindful's YouTubby channel at October 31, 2022 08:05 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 08:05 PM (o68f3)
This morning, I heard three of them, one in front, one about 90 feet east of the 1st one and one to the rear of my bunker.
Does anyone know if only male owls call and hoot or do the females call also?
The one to the east sounded lighter and shorter when calling compared to the other two.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022 08:05 PM (R/m4+)
We didn't have any treaters last year so this year we bought fun size butterfingers and paydays.
I'll take the Perfessor's advice.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 31, 2022 08:05 PM (fIIud)
yeah its pretty jittery, but its an interesting effect
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 08:07 PM (Ivdso)
Great neighborhood!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:07 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2022 08:08 PM (lJmUy)
Cool beans is as far as I can go without wearing Crocs I do not own.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hairyback
I was photographing an owl once and it was hooting. Another owl swooped in and they did the deed. I got the shot!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 31, 2022 08:08 PM (fIIud)
Whoa. How has no one ever asked this before? I see a whole new genre of monster-crossover films. Wolf Man bites the Creature from the Black Lagoon…… Zombie Godzilla…
Posted by: mindful webworker - haunted by the ghost of Mindful's YouToby channel at October 31, 2022 08:09 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2022 08:09 PM (BRHaw)
So far we've only had two kids show up.
Yep.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2022 08:09 PM (Xrfse)
Great neighborhood!
Posted by: Diogenes
When I was brewing beer I pulled a wagon with 2 5gal kegs of homebrew and donated to the adults we passed while following our kids.
It too was a great neighborhood!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 31, 2022 08:10 PM (fIIud)
Does anyone know if only male owls call and hoot or do the females call also?
The one to the east sounded lighter and shorter when calling compared to the other two.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022
Male and female owls hoot at each other. They mate for life. You may have heard a pair and a juvenile that they are chasing off. It will be breeding time in I think January.
I don't remember if the male has the deeper voice. The female is much larger than the male.
(I have a nest with a camera on it in my yard)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2022 08:10 PM (QOU0Y)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2022 08:10 PM (2xlV3)
It's after 7:00 now, and we've had a total of one trick-or-treater. I expect we'll see a few more over the next couple of hours, but kind of a sad turnout.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:10 PM (uPgE/)
PA alleged arson hoaxster appears to have been Treasurer for the campaign of her "farmer" neighbor.
RICK TELESZ FOR CONGRESS
Treasurer: SWITZER, JANE A JD
https://tinyurl.com/3jdb7zmx
It's grifters all the way down.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 08:11 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
But did it result in a Werewolf Frankenstein (monster)?
Posted by: mindful webworker - trick or... no, just trick... at October 31, 2022 08:11 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Javems at October 31, 2022 08:11 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: CN at October 31, 2022 08:03 PM (Zzbjj)
Ol Joe is part Jack Russell terrorist. Its hilarious when his teeth do that.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:11 PM (anj39)
AoSHQ, come for the cruelty stay for the owl pornography.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at October 31, 2022 08:11 PM (PGboh)
I once again, sit and wait for the arrival of the Great Pumpkin! I have the most sincerest pumpkin patch in all the land!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 08:12 PM (sAmhv)
I've got a bowl of granola bars if anyone shows up because that's all I've got, but I'd have egged the house that gave me granola bars as a kid.
Posted by: 496 at October 31, 2022 08:13 PM (aeWd2)
AoSHQ, come for the cruelty stay for the owl pornography.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
And the voyeurism!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 31, 2022 08:13 PM (fIIud)
Posted by: Vampira at October 31, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Javems at October 31, 2022 08:11 PM (AmoqO)
When I was at Huachuca, we'd set up tables in the cul de sac. Great times.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:14 PM (anj39)
There was a big Halloween event at the local civic center last Thursday. Probably makes sense to bring them all together.
Posted by: CppThis at October 31, 2022 08:14 PM (UewuT)
You can listen to Owls calling on YouTube and maybe other sites to find out what kind, they are distinct
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2022 08:14 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (Ivdso)
Heh. Oh, uh, yeah, right, I meant it to have that effect...
Posted by: mindful webworker - trick or tweet at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (2eKfM)
Posted by: mindful webworker - trick or... no, just trick... at October 31, 2022 08:11 PM (5LFjM)
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No, not exactly. Agent "Franks" was ripped to pieces, then patched back together. But didn't become a werewolf. The Elixir of Life required for his continual regeneration tends to reject "foreign" substances, like the pathogen that results in lycanthrope.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Vampira at October 31, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)
That goes without saying.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (llON8)
Posted by: pookysgirl still has Reese's at October 31, 2022 08:16 PM (usN0y)
I don't remember if the male has the deeper voice. The female is much larger than the male.
(I have a nest with a camera on it in my yard)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 31, 2022 08:10 PM (QOU0Y)
Cool! One of the Owls sounded like a lesser Owl so that makes sense. Shorter hoot and not as loud.
Thanks CaliGirl!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022 08:16 PM (R/m4+)
Cool beans is as far as I can go without wearing Crocs I do not own.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
this needs to be unpacked, parsed, and thoroughly understood. how long have you & garrett been roomies?
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 31, 2022 08:16 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2022 08:15 PM (Ivdso)
They're not as smart as they think they are.
Posted by: Earl Harbinger at October 31, 2022 08:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2022 08:16 PM (gU8T2)
Used to be a big deal in my neighborhood. Not so much anymore.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse)
There was a big Halloween event at the local civic center last Thursday. Probably makes sense to bring them all together.
Posted by: CppThis at October 31, 2022 08:14 PM (UewuT)
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Back when we lived in Minneapolis, we'd go trick-or-treating in a friends neighborhead. Lots of kids out and about. We moved out to the 'burbs about 5 years ago, and while trick-or-treating was never huge here, we'd usually get 20-30 kids, at least until covid.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:17 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 31, 2022 08:17 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 07:59 PM (o68f3)
Classified.
Posted by: Agent Franks at October 31, 2022 08:18 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 08:18 PM (yFgCz)
Posted by: Paul P at October 31, 2022 08:18 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: f'nstein at October 31, 2022 08:19 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2022 08:19 PM (fs1hN)
Is that wrong?
Posted by: Paul P at October 31, 2022 08:18 PM (BRHaw)
Does he carry your candy bags for you?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:20 PM (yQpMk)
The first Halloween after we moved to Chicago, we didn’t know whether to expect any trick-or-treaters. Our place was a third-floor walk-up.
Nothing happened, until finally the doorbell rang, “Trick or Treat!” and we buzzed them in.
Three young teen lads tromped up the stairs to our door, where we saw they were in normal street clothes, but looked like they’d been slimed (as they say in Ghostbusters).
I said, what are you guys supposed to be?
They looked at each other and said, “We’re a mess!”
They got all our candy.
(They told us they’d just been attacked by kids throwing eggs – ah, youth.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - tick or tweet at October 31, 2022 08:20 PM (5LFjM)
Would you believe that one time in band-camp?
Or "It's OK if you are underway making way."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV)
Thank you, ace! This is a unique community. I am so happy I stumbled upon it following a link from RCP many years ago.
BOO!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2022 08:20 PM (U2p+3)
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Up until 2 years ago, it was a very big thing here, lots of kids.
Ooops, just had a decent foursome of 10-11 year-olds. Very sparse though, over all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2022 08:20 PM (2eKfM)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2022 08:20 PM (up/3i)
You can listen to Owls calling on YouTube and maybe other sites to find out what kind, they are distinct
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2022 08:14 PM (xhxe
I'm sick of those noisy fuckers...
And that damn horse too!
Posted by: Michael Martin Murphy at October 31, 2022 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Fewer than ten trick-or-treaters, but it is raining.
Wife had asked, "Why'd you only buy one bag of candy?"
"So we'd wind up eating only part of one bag instead of eating one full bag and one partial bag of candy, that's why."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2022 08:21 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Owl pron.
Only here @ AoS HQ.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 08:22 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2022 08:22 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:22 PM (uLr+K)
I did pick up some good gun safety tips though.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:23 PM (aeePL)
Or "It's OK if you are underway making way."
Posted by: NaCly Dog
niiiiice. btw, you daily message is at the top of my mind lately. living my life hurts them, and i like it that way.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 31, 2022 08:23 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 08:23 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:24 PM (uLr+K)
Too bad Gavin will Win.
Too bad I had to vote, in more than one case, for the lesser of two evils (both dems).
I hates Jungle primaries...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:24 PM (ynpvh)
We are watching that RRR thing.
sra blaster has been watching Bollywood rom-coms so this is not an intro to India films here.
This is kinda weird. I can see why it is big now. White people are terrible in it.
Posted by: blaster at October 31, 2022 08:24 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:24 PM (uLr+K)
And drinking.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:23 PM (Wnv9h)
I like the Young Fetterman updated version.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:24 PM (ynpvh)
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PUT. THE. CANDLE. BACK!
Posted by: 496 at October 31, 2022 08:24 PM (ooyjv)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:17 PM (uPgE/)
I could see it being a big deal in places like SLP/Hopkins that has a high concentration of thirtysomethings. Maybe it's just a street culture thing--nobody's gonna bother if they're the only one in a three block radius that actively does the parent thing.
Posted by: CppThis at October 31, 2022 08:24 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2022 08:20 PM
Dude....phrasing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:25 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 08:25 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Braenyard , _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 08:25 PM (qleR6)
And drinking.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Blücher!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM (ynpvh)
We lived in an old neighborhood, houses +,- 100 years old. No yards, with maybe 20 kids on the block. When my kids were young, one year we made a paper mache
head with a balloon, dressed up the rest of the scarecrow, and set in on hale bales about a week before Hallow's eve.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM (cPGH3)
I have fun with it in my mundane life. A quick phrase is like a stop-thrust into the heart of the detached from reality.
"Trump has set no policy for the last two years. President Biden did that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM (u82oZ)
And drinking.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Blücher!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM (PiwSw)
:::horse whinny in the background:::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM (ynpvh)
https://bit.ly/3FBVTFM
Posted by: Braenyard , _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 08:25 PM
Trigger discipline. I like that in a woman.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:27 PM (Wnv9h)
In retrospect, I cannot grant kiddos here some slack "'cause raining".
WE TRICK-OR-TREATED IN SNOWSTORMS, YOU PANSIES! IN SNOWSTORMS -- AND WE LIKED IT!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Haunted Housekeeper at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM (PiwSw)
:::horse whinny in the background:::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:26 PM
Ovaltine!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (Wnv9h)
Anyway, Halloween night, I replaced the scarecrow. Sat on the bales, hay coming out at my wrists, neck, etc.
Any older kids, I spooked them. Big fun. Younger kids, I never moved.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (j2XJk)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 31, 2022 08:17 PM (cupoy)
I'd watch Carville's autopsy.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (anj39)
In retrospect, I cannot grant kiddos here some slack "'cause raining".
WE TRICK-OR-TREATED IN SNOWSTORMS, YOU PANSIES! IN SNOWSTORMS -- AND WE LIKED IT!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:27 PM (pNxlR)
Uphill both ways, amiright?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (aeePL)
And maybe it's the covid hangover finally fading . . . almost universal "hello" or "trick or treat", actual eye contact, and thank you's.
There's still a lot of good out there.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:27 PM (pNxlR)
Uphill, both ways. And all we ever got was a turnip.
But we were grateful.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 31, 2022 08:17 PM (cupoy)
I'd watch Carville's autopsy.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (anj39)
Must be mamalian...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:29 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (anj39)
Especially if he was still alive.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 08:29 PM (yHsuS)
Three nights in a row?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:29 PM (anj39)
LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Michael Martin Murphy at October 31, 2022 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Hey! At least you got to leave the sod bustin behind!
More beer...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (anj39)
Especially if he was still alive.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
I don't think they call those autopsies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM (cPGH3)
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How fun! I bet those older kids loved it.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:28 PM
Nice. My old neighborhood has turned over demographically. Tons of little kids these days. Good sign of a growing neighborhood.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (Wnv9h)
Dad ran about half a block down the street screaming, leaving his little babes behind me.
My kids still tell that story 40 years later.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (cPGH3)
She ran calling "Wiiiiiillllldfire!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:30
Jealous.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (Wnv9h)
I got a rock. An obsidian blade from Zod.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ)
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That reminds me... I need to watch It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (uPgE/)
United States government official
I send my congratulations to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva on his election
Bitch Blinkin sent congrats to Meloni.
that's a tell
Posted by: Braenyard , _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (qleR6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (WFaF3)
I might have...If I'd been there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (ynpvh)
But we were grateful.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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A turnip? Luxury!
We were given a handful of sawdust and some Elmer's glue and told to go home and make a candy bar.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:30 PM (ynpvh)
They are when they are over.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (yQpMk)
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I once saw a guy do that to 3 high school girls who were trick or treating. We (me and my kids) were going to that house next so we watched the whole thing happen.
The girls complety lost it. They freaked out and ran away as fast as they could. One shut down on the spot and just sat down in the road.
It was hilarious.
Posted by: 496 at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (ooyjv)
Better than I expected for a rain all day off and on event...I expected most parents to hit the mail trick or treating b/c it was indoors (50 kids is what I get when it's beautiful, so I'll take 30 this year
...but mall stores give crappy candy, and my neighbors are awesome, if my kids' bags are any indication. I love my townhome community...Posted by: Nova local at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (exHjb)
My kids still tell that story 40 years later.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (cPGH3)
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Ha! And now I know the rest of the story!
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (aeePL)
Excellent!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2022 08:33 PM (Xrfse)
Joe Biden knows his name only because folks are always screaming it at him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:33 PM (pNxlR)
She ran calling "Wiiiiiillllldfire!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (pNxlR)
She lied; there was no fire.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:33 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/39beeush
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (cPGH3)
Omg
I'm dying here
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (uz3Px)
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I've noticed for most holidays, stores are now winding down their holiday product a week or more before the holiday. After-holiday sales are a shadow of what they once were.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (8AONa)
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You invented Three Musketeers?
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (aeePL)
My kids still tell that story 40 years later.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:31 PM (cPGH3)
At our last place, we had bushes beside the walk. I would stand in the shadows motionless. Freaked out quite a few people. Yeah, they run and leave their kids.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (yHsuS)
Parents were mortified.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (anj39)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 31, 2022 08:17 PM (cupoy)
I'd watch Carville's autopsy.
Posted by: Diogenes
He's not dead ye.....oh...yes, I'd watch Carville's autopsy too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (sAmhv)
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Envious here. I enjoy seeing the little kids in their sundry costumes. In past years we'd get 30-40, but now down to 5-10.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2022 08:35 PM (S5jV/)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 08:35 PM (NVQas)
The guy I later relieved as DCA dug the LSO jumpsuit with all the pea-bulbs outlining the body. Pretty cool. He was the first husband of one of then Captain Boorda's daughters.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)
The next year, my (then) 8 year old had helped make the paper mache head again... call it maybe early october?
At school (a block away) the kids had again kicked the kickball into an adjoining, higher yard.
Teacher asked my son to go get it. He goes around the fence, up into the yard, and finds the old lady dead.. white as a ghost.
She always washed her car on Mondays, and dropped dead as she did so.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:35 PM (cPGH3)
They are when they are over
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
"This isn't an autopsy!"
"Give it time, perfesser, give it time."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 31, 2022 08:36 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: pawn at October 31, 2022 08:36 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2022 08:36 PM (yFgCz)
We were given a handful of sawdust and some Elmer's glue and told to go home and make a candy bar.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (8AONa)
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I give out IKEA candy. Chocolate, nougat, caramel, and nuts, some assembly required.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:36 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 08:35 PM (NVQas)
It's the lava moat, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:36 PM (ynpvh)
Violent death?
Oh, no. But she was so white, he thought it was a Halloween prank and started to prod her.......
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:37 PM (cPGH3)
A couple.years afo.I answered the door and the two little ones, cute as hell, just walked in and headed for the TV. Hilarious.
Parents were mortified.
Posted by: Diogenes
Too funny!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:36 PM (uPgE/)
I joked with my wife, that one of these days, I'll say to the kids,
"Who likes Ice cream?"
Then proceed to put scoops of it in their bags and buckets.
Well, I'd never ACTUALLY do that.
I thought it was funny. She didn't
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:35 PM (cPGH3)
Yikes!
Was your son ok after being the one to find her?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2022 08:38 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: MkY
A Moron-in-training move if there ever was one.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 08:38 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 31, 2022 08:36 PM (geVLo)
Is that what this cafe has been about this whole time? Now I feel dirty.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 08:39 PM (yHsuS)
I have absolutely no problem with that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 31, 2022 08:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (yQpMk)
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What's your address?
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:39 PM (aeePL)
Violent death?
Oh, no. But she was so white, he thought it was a Halloween prank and started to prod her.......
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:37 PM (cPGH3)
That's always the reaction; poke it with a stick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (uPgE/)
Not even a 5 lb. bag of Candy Corn for a dollar?
Posted by: lowandslow at October 31, 2022 08:39 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 08:40 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Peeps at October 31, 2022 08:40 PM (Xrfse)
Turn the porch light on?
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 08:41 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 08:42 PM (NVQas)
That's always the reaction; poke it with a stick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:39 PM (ynpvh)
Reminds me of the movie River's Edge.
"Holy fuckin' shit, John."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 31, 2022 08:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mike and Ike at October 31, 2022 08:42 PM (Xrfse)
Turn the porch light on?
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 08:41 PM (oTZbj)
Move the windowless van with the free puppies sign?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 08:42 PM (yHsuS)
https://is.gd/8gYw5G
Posted by: Ciampino - Now you want amnesty? Just as you can see the tips of the pitchforks coming over hill? at October 31, 2022 08:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 08:43 PM (r46W7)
However one year I decided to give rocks like Charlie Brown in "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" cartoon from decades ago.
She wondered why we got no more trick-or-treaters. Was madder than all get out when it was discovered what I'd done. Like off the hook mad. Divorce mad. Over trick-or-treating.
Yeah... no fucks given there. Literally.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 08:43 PM (BFigT)
probably, but just don't French kiss and grope your grandchildren ... even if POTUS would apporve.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 08:44 PM (Cus5s)
https://is.gd/8gYw5G
Posted by: Ciampino - Now you want amnesty? Just as you can see the tips of the pitchforks coming over hill? at October 31, 2022 08:43 PM (qfLjt)
Hmm. Forced vaccination with an experimental vaccine. Sounds like something the Germans would have done back in the day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:44 PM (aeePL)
One Halloween, we dressed a scarecrow with old flannel shirts and hat. Threw that sumbitch in front of a semi on the PA Turnpike. That was interesting.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
A friend and I constructed a dummy with an attached rope that we could use to retrieve it while remaining high up in the large maple tree where we were. We'd drop it, accompanied by hideous screaming, when vehicles came down our street. Many a slamming on brakes and cussing were heard, to our great amusement. We practically gave our mailman a heart attack when we treated him to a performance as he delivered mail to residences on the other side of our street.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2022 08:45 PM (pNxlR)
I got him that day, and I ran my rounds of estimates and what-not. I introduced him to each of our customers, and told them what happened, and why he was with me. I cannot tell you how much comfort and good advice and love that little boy got that day.
For 20 years (plus) n some cases, I still got asked how little X was doing.
That entire experience really affected how I viewed most humans.
Largely, we humans are good things.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:46 PM (cPGH3)
My favorite was when Louise dressed up as a dragon and had a tattoo of a girl on her arm.
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 08:46 PM (NVQas)
it seems the federales have taken over the case .. even though it seems like a local crime ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 08:47 PM (Cus5s)
I hope you are enjoying small town living and that traumatic move.
You getting better responses to your service and home repair needs? If not, call the real estate agent. They have some people that are reliable on call -- usually.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
MiL: That's that neighbor with the loud exhaust
Me: No...that's somebody who just found out they don't have a catalytic converter
Doorbell: *Ring*
Neighbor: You're good with cars...I think somebody stole my converter.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:47 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: lowandslow at October 31, 2022 08:47 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 08:48 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 08:48 PM (NVQas)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:49 PM (aeePL)
But we were grateful.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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A turnip? Luxury!
We were given a handful of sawdust and some Elmer's glue and told to go home and make a candy bar.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (8AONa)
All we got was chicken feet and we had to cook them ourselves. But we were grateful.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: That NLurker guy
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They take all your candy then steal your scotch.
Posted by: Braenyard , _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 31, 2022 08:50 PM (qleR6)
A more interesting question is why is that weirdo petting that varmint's fur in the wrong direction?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 31, 2022 08:50 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2022 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Is that what this cafe has been about this whole time? Now I feel dirty.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 31, 2022 08:39 PM (yHsuS)
Moose out front should have told ya.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 31, 2022 08:51 PM (cupoy)
Was your son ok after being the one to find her?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2022 08:38 PM (2xlV3)
I would have poked her with a stick when I was a kid.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
I bet the kids loved it
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2022 08:51 PM (2xlV3)
We were given a handful of sawdust and some Elmer's glue and told to go home and make a candy bar.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (8AONa)
All we got was chicken feet and we had to cook them ourselves. But we were grateful.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)
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You didn't use them to curse the people that gave them to you?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:52 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 08:52 PM (NVQas)
Posted by: Cockroaches Cancel Halloween Karen at October 31, 2022 08:52 PM (D19AP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2022 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
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So THAT'S how you bait the hobo-traps...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2022 08:53 PM (WFaF3)
Posted by: Eromero
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*!*
That was Sunday dinner for us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2022 08:53 PM (dY36R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:53 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 31, 2022 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 08:53 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 08:54 PM (NVQas)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 08:54 PM (4I/2K)
The guy I later relieved as DCA dug the LSO jumpsuit with all the pea-bulbs outlining the body. Pretty cool. He was the first husband of one of then Captain Boorda's daughters.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 08:35 PM (u82
Captain, later Admiral Jeremy Boorda, CNO. Tragic. If it was today what would happen? I wonder what Hackworth would do?
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 08:55 PM (0OP+5)
Priest at my church, on the other hand, had no issue with it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 08:55 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 31, 2022 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Lol, Right?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2022 08:55 PM (VwHCD)
King of the Hill had an episode on that.
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 08:56 PM (NVQas)
Kid...I said 'or'....only take one"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:53 PM (uLr+K)
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I've got some Chick-Fil-A sauce packets I could send over.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:56 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
He never told me what he did to find out she wasn't a hoax. Still won't. Maybe doesn't know.
I don't think he used a stick. Maybe kicked her a bit? Poked her in the eye?
Dunno. He's 41. He recalls the love from that day. I hope he forgot the trauma.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 08:56 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 08:56 PM (uLr+K)
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Hub and I don't celebrate it, though we did as kids.
With all the evil in the world, we just don't feel right celebrating the darkness.
Where we live helps with not having to deal with trick or treaters.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2022 08:58 PM (IC0n9)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 08:58 PM (Cus5s)
And more Trick or Treaters!
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 09:00 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:00 PM (mE7cY)
I had to turn off the heater under the stock pot.
Maybe next year.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2022 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
I still have the photo of him presenting me with my first EOOW letter, as an MM1 on the flight deck.
in port Naples.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:01 PM (uLr+K)
https://tinyurl.com/39beeush
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Saw that. It was a 'oh what the hell, lets try it' move. He had to win to advance in the playoffs so he went for it. Ballsy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 09:01 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Quirky bookworm at October 31, 2022 09:02 PM (gBvlU)
https://youtu.be/7BTi5LFcelY
Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2022 09:02 PM (xhaym)
When Captain Boorda was Commander CruDesGru 8 he was a fantastic driven leader. We would DIV TAC out to sea and back. I learned ATP-1B in those days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
yeah, trick or treaters are demanding, but easier to give them a little candy than put them in holes ... all the investigations ... so much bother.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 09:02 PM (Cus5s)
Thanks, but I'm not running out....yet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:02 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: pookysgirl snuck just one Reese's at October 31, 2022 09:03 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 31, 2022 09:04 PM (Bd6X8)
Also every year: I've got six bags of candy left over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:04 PM (mE7cY)
Cool beans.
He was a great man, with a fatal flaw of strong honor. Today, he would be given another medal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 09:04 PM (u82oZ)
yeah, trick or treaters are demanding, but easier to give them a little candy than put them in holes ... all the investigations ... so much bother.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 09:02 PM (Cus5s)
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Here I was wondering what aisle you find trick-or-treaters in Home Depot.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:05 PM (uPgE/)
Also every year: I've got six bags of candy left over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I think it's time to admit you have a problem.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2022 09:06 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 09:06 PM (uz3Px)
Also every year: I've got six bags of candy left over.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I think it's time to admit you have a problem.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2022 09:06 PM (ftFVW)
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Indeed. Only six bags?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:07 PM (uPgE/)
Thank you for that heartwarmingly positive update.
May your animal chill and your plants thrive.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 09:07 PM (u82oZ)
Not looking so great for Thanksgiving, either.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 31, 2022 09:08 PM (03Hhr)
When Captain Boorda was Commander CruDesGru 8 he was a fantastic driven leader. We would DIV TAC out to sea and back. I learned ATP-1B in those days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
I was a CPO in recruiting school and the instructor called me out of the classroom first thing and said 'No class today, Chief. The CNO killed himself.' I said 'You're pulling my leg. What's going on?' Sucks. I always liked Boorda.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2022 09:06 PM (ftFVW
I can't quit anytime I want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:08 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I think it's time to admit you have a problem."
Six sounds like the right amount.
Four, and you run out by December.
Eight, and you're eating till New Years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:08 PM (uLr+K)
A night of horror awaits the ghouls of the Dem Party come Nov 8th. Emerson has a new poll out tonight (yeah, ultra-liberal Emerson) that has the GOP candidate for NM Governor within the margin of error - 3%....gulp. Frightening!
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2022 09:09 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 09:06 PM (uz3Px)
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Uh-huh, sure they were...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:09 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 09:10 PM (D19AP)
Four, and you run out by December.
Eight, and you're eating till New Years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Ha, I've put out a bowl of leftover Halloween candy at a New Year's party before. It actually works out quite nicely.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2022 09:11 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 09:11 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:11 PM (AMIL/)
Four, and you run out by December.
Eight, and you're eating till New Years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:08 PM (uLr+K
It's mathematically for correct. I checked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:11 PM (mE7cY)
After living through the last two years, you have to be bereft of a brain or experience to vote for Dems.
Oh. I see the problem.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 09:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 31, 2022 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)
***
Circus Peanuts has entered the chat
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 31, 2022 09:13 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 09:13 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 31, 2022 09:14 PM (5SA0u)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2022 09:14 PM (us2H3)
Four, and you run out by December.
Eight, and you're eating till New Years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:08 PM (uLr+K
It's mathematically for correct. I checked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:11 PM (mE7cY)
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*throws flag* Foul on the play! Invocation of mathematics! Five yard penalty and loss of down!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:14 PM (uPgE/)
Pouring a late night cup of coffee in the CPO Mess on La Salle in Italy when the news came through.
Was like....damn.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:14 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 31, 2022 09:13 PM (flINI
The person who buys and eats circus peanuts also likes black licorice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:15 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2022 09:16 PM (us2H3)
I had to turn off the heater under the stock pot.
Maybe next year.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2022 09:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Gingerbread just doesn't attract the kids like it used to.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2022 09:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:14 PM (uPgE
*throws headset*
*kicks internet dirt on No One of Consequence's shoes*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:16 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 09:16 PM (NVQas)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:16 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Circus peanuts and black licorice are the secrets to getting sniffs and kisses.
Posted by: Creepy Grandpa Biden at October 31, 2022 09:17 PM (ftFVW)
almost like he is acting a part
Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2022 09:18 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Retief at October 31, 2022 09:18 PM (vSlT4)
Got mine last night. Now I need some people to help me eat the darn thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 31, 2022 09:18 PM (Bd6X8)
do you even own a TV ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2022 09:19 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Retief
Oh, you're one of those, eh? Had two houses passing out full size bars in the hood this year. Making me look bad.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2022 09:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: No One
Too late. Already moved 'em out for Chrismas trees. Bastards. Home Depot, not treaters.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 31, 2022 09:20 PM (z6tnW)
Dick Cheney is so mean he steals candy from babies......and gives it to diabetic babies.
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 09:20 PM (NVQas)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The person who eats either of those doesn't care what they eat, as long as it makes a turd.
And may not care then.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 09:21 PM (cPGH3)
Some of the trick or treaters might be bastards. Not their fault, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 31, 2022 09:21 PM (Bd6X8)
you could have given trick or treaters the boxes? they would think they won the jackpot? Only to find out you gave them the trick, not the treat. Good for you, educational for them ... win/win.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 09:22 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 31, 2022 09:22 PM (nxdel)
Barky has always been a lazy stuffed shirt with an empty head.
Promoted due to his skin color to positions far above his abilities.
Most of his adult life is acting a part.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:23 PM (uLr+K)
https://is.gd/8gYw5G
Posted by: Ciampino - Now you want amnesty? Just as you can see the tips of the pitchforks coming over hill? at October 31, 2022 08:43 PM (qfLjt)
Hmm. Forced vaccination with an experimental vaccine. Sounds like something the Germans would have done back in the day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2022 08:44 PM (ynpvh)
Well the lefties are all into eugenics, so...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 09:23 PM (llON8)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 09:23 PM (eGTCV)
Got mine last night. Now I need some people to help me eat the darn thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 31, 2022 09:18 PM (Bd6X
I'll help! Can I bring my family?
Posted by: Joe POTUS at October 31, 2022 09:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer
Wait. You still got the junior high kids coming...
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 09:23 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)
almost like he is acting a part
Posted by: REDACTED
1. picking the pubes out of his teeth
b. the Checkmate Buttplug 9000 is set to 11
III. he's the tard we always thought he was
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 31, 2022 09:24 PM (z6tnW)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 31, 2022 09:22 PM (nxdel)
Feh.
I got six.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2022 09:24 PM (oINRc)
you could have given trick or treaters the boxes? they would think they won the jackpot? Only to find out you gave them the trick, not the treat. Good for you, educational for them ... win/win.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 09:22 PM (Cus5s)
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You can always fill the boxes with trash, and leave them on your front porch. Porch pirates will take care of them for you.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:24 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 09:25 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 31, 2022 09:22 PM (nxdel)
Feh.
I got six.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2022 09:24 PM (oINRc)
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We got two.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:25 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: She Hobbit
My pitcher of "Camp LeJeune Tap Water" ran out early so the parents that came late had to go without.
Posted by: Retief at October 31, 2022 09:25 PM (vSlT4)
Essentially what you are getting tonight is anyone that points out the laughable and embarrassing inconsistencies and sudden "new" facts about St. Paulie Girl's hammer intrusion issues as a "denier" of facts - you know, those facts that weren't around a day ago and that make zero sense but suddenly showed up today. Without any support like body cam footage or explanation for the changes.
But Jonah Gelatinous Fatberg is on the case while hanging on his usual crack addict corner, twitter - squashing any idea that the Dems would have any reason dammit to lie or spin - Trump ordered the code red!
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2022 09:25 PM (+Cgut)
Don't eat it. Cancer loves extra sugar.
Keep them for your Free from Cancer bacchanalia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 31, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2022 09:26 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 09:26 PM (NVQas)
Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:11 PM (AMIL/)
Did you catch Ben and the other guy talking about the "gay undertones" or some such nonsense in it?
Posted by: sal at October 31, 2022 09:27 PM (y40tE)
Man Charged with Assault and Attempted Kidnapping Following Breaking and Entering of Pelosi Residence
https://tinyurl.com/2p8s7ekm
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2022 09:28 PM (IC0n9)
Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:11 PM (AMIL/)
Did you catch Ben and the other guy talking about the "gay undertones" or some such nonsense in it?
Posted by: sal at October 31, 2022 09:27 PM (y40tE)
Mercifully, no. I muted it the instant the credits were finished.
Posted by: Joe POTUS at October 31, 2022 09:28 PM (AMIL/)
Asking for Paul Pelosi's friend,
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 09:28 PM (cPGH3)
She says "my younger sibling (adik saya) just bought this Guinea pig *loud bang*
Posted by: TexasDan at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (JMPQm)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (Ur3ox)
Posted by: polynikes
No worries! I have two flocks of wild turkeys that pass by most days.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:25 PM (uPgE/)
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Youngest kid volunteered to hand out candy this year. On the porch, wearing the Scream outfit, sitting in a chair.
She set a bowl of candy in her lap with a sign saying "Take Only One." All the household lights were turned out except for the front porch.
She just sat there.
Oh how I enjoyed the screams when she moved.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (llXky)
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at October 31, 2022 09:30 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: polynikes
I would but the freezer compartment is already stuffed full. Will have to take my chances and perhaps go T-giving potluck with what's available.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 09:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2022 09:31 PM (llON8)
Did you catch Ben and the other guy talking about the "gay undertones" or some such nonsense in it?
Posted by: sal at October 31, 2022 09:27 PM (y40tE)
Mercifully, no. I muted it the instant the credits were finished.
Posted by: Joe POTUS at October 31, 2022 09:28 PM (AMIL/)
It was in the intro. Blind man can't give a monster a bowl of soup anymore without it being a thing.
Posted by: sal at October 31, 2022 09:31 PM (y40tE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAVeG4KS0JM
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2022 09:31 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2022 09:31 PM (8nhjD)
She just sat there.
Oh how I enjoyed the screams when she moved.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (llXky)
Hah! I would have enjoyed watching that too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:31 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Repeat as required: " I heard that house over there was giving everyone TWO full size candy bars"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2022 09:31 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: polynikes
No worries! I have two flocks of wild turkeys that pass by most days.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (LsEU/)
I may resort to liquid Wild Turkey.
101, of course.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 09:32 PM (4I/2K)
When the season is closed.
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 09:32 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (llXky)
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Ha! Nice.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2022 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2022 09:32 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at October 31, 2022 09:32 PM (HabA/)
But Jonah Gelatinous Fatberg is on the case while hanging on his usual crack addict corner, twitter - squashing any idea that the Dems would have any reason dammit to lie or spin - Trump ordered the code red!
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2022 09:25 PM (+Cgut)
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The death of his mom brought out a lot of information I did not know - which explains a lot about him. He's the kid of a mixed marriage - his dad is Jewish, and so is he, but his mother remained Christian. That would explain both his casual, seemingly iconoclastic attitude toward religion and also his instant butt-hurt about being Jewish.
And that's pretty much his personality. He wants to start fights but immediately cries and complains when he loses.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:33 PM (llXky)
I did not appreciate Christopher Lee in my yute, but Prime Lee is choice.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2022 09:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
But their kids will get whatever I need to clean out of the fridge. Mostly spoiled cottage cheese and vegetables.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 09:34 PM (BFigT)
You can predict this as the sun rises in the East - a shackled man in an orange jump suit tomorrow will have his disheveled, half in the bag, assigned public defender enter a plea of guilty to trying to kidnap Nancy Pelosi under orders from some unknown MAGA conspiracy force and otherwise confess to every wish item on the Dems dream wish list - and then get probation three weeks from now after the election and flee to Canada - never to be seen or heard from again.
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2022 09:34 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 31, 2022 09:34 PM (JMPQm)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2022 08:32 PM (8AONa)
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You invented Three Musketeers?
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2022 08:34 PM (aeePL)
That sounds more like the popcorn balls we were cursed with when I was a kid.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at October 31, 2022 09:35 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:31 PM (mE7cY)
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I was chillin' on the couch, sipping Wild Turkey 101 and taking in the evening. From my vantage point, I could see the little kiddies cautiously approach the porch, tentatively reach for the candy, and then rejoice in their cries of terror.
Happy Halloween, kids.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:35 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Be honest, if you can't beat up the pansy Jewish kid, who can you beat up?
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 09:35 PM (cPGH3)
I always think of a Katie Bush song titled Hammer Horror.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 09:35 PM (eGTCV)
No beggars here - last house on a dead end road. Nearest town had trick or treating around the sqaure and it was packed.
Posted by: SnailRacer at October 31, 2022 09:36 PM (V+msY)
Posted by: Zombie Paul Pelosi at October 31, 2022 09:36 PM (D19AP)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2022 08:22 PM (dKiJG)
Just like Willie Brown!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 31, 2022 09:36 PM (6FPlv)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 09:37 PM (NVQas)
Time to pay that candy tax kiddoes!
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 31, 2022 09:37 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 09:37 PM (0OP+5)
Fun to see a young Paul Eddington before "Good Neighbors" and "Prime Minister" in a supporting role.
Posted by: sal at October 31, 2022 09:37 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2022 09:38 PM (SF4EO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That was cool! How about this one:
https://tinyurl.com/4e9r29hu
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2022 09:38 PM (ftFVW)
When checking into the hotel though a couple kids came in to trick or treat the front desk. I would never have thought that would be a thing, but they had a bowl of candy ready for the kids.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:38 PM (yH1Fs)
It's quite creepy y.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 09:39 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: polynikes
No worries! I have two flocks of wild turkeys that pass by most days.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2022 09:29 PM (LsEU/)
I may resort to liquid Wild Turkey.
101, of course.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2022 09:32 PM (4I/2K)
Who is this Count de Monet who is so wise in the ways of poultry science.?
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 09:39 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2022 09:34 PM (BFigT)
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Heh. One year I gave away my entire backlog of old frozen burritos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 31, 2022 09:39 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2022 09:35 PM (cPGH3)
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That's what's so annoying about him. Jewish guys typically are insult artists. They take everything you throw at them and give it back with interest and then some. You could even call it usury.
Goldberg has a glass jaw. He acts all devil-may-care and then starts doing the Have. You. No. Decency. when the fight *he* started goes against him.
I'm thinking he picked up a lot of his mom's in-your-face attitude but had none of her resilience and instead thought he could use Jewishness as a +5 AC bonus against obvious comebacks.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:39 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:38 PM
Well, it's pay up, or every room in the joint gets TP'd.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2022 09:40 PM (oINRc)
No World Series on so stuck with The Fog, Sean H or The 13 Scariest Movies of all Times on regular tv. (I'm being lazy.) Going with the latter for now because it began with, 'It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.' Always a great line.
Had one tiny toddler girl who insisted her parents bring her back to here for more candy. She marched up the pavement by herself & smiled the entire time as she put all of the peppermint patties into her Halloween bag. That helped make the evening special despite the rain.
Posted by: Lola at October 31, 2022 09:41 PM (NIYa7)
It's quite creepy y.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 09:39 PM (eGTCV)
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I watched that one recently (it's on Hulu, if I recall correctly). Christopher Lee as Henry Baskerville.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:41 PM (uPgE/)
Used to be a truck stop, cafe and whorehouse right there on Rt 15 in Santee many years ago.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:41 PM (uLr+K)
We also had a film festival over the weekend: Nosferatu, original Ghostbusters, Hotel Transylvania and something I've forgotten.
Posted by: sal at October 31, 2022 09:42 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:41 PM (uPgE/)
He might be
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 31, 2022 09:42 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:43 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:38 PM (yH1Fs)
Erma Bombeck said her kids went trick or treating at a hotel when they were on a vacation over Halloween and came back with a bag of Gideon Bibles
Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2022 09:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: polynikes at October 31, 2022 09:37 PM (NVQas)
We filed it with the video of Hilary in 2016.
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at October 31, 2022 09:43 PM (llON8)
When checking into the hotel though a couple kids came in to trick or treat the front desk. I would never have thought that would be a thing, but they had a bowl of candy ready for the kids.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:38 PM (yH1Fs)
Stop at South Of The Border?
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 09:43 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:41 PM (uLr+K)
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I remember it. Norm's Nosh n Nail.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 31, 2022 09:44 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 09:44 PM (D19AP)
https://tinyurl.com/yyjedycf
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2022 09:44 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2022 09:45 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Our son did that one year. Dressed up like a scarecrow and sat next to the door, unmoving. I think every kid screamed when he would move.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:46 PM (yH1Fs)
Nah, they're by Lake Marion.
Probably drove right past Buc-ee's without stopping too.
Totally ignoring our culture, so to speak.
Probably won't even eat at Waffle House.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:47 PM (uLr+K)
I did not appreciate Christopher Lee in my yute, but Prime Lee is choice.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2022 09:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'm watching "Son of Frankenstein" on TCM. At this instant, Basil Rathbone looks like I imagine Groucho Marx would playing a non-comedy role, but in full Groucho makeup. Damn. Now I'll never un-see Groucho-Basil interchangeably!
Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:48 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 09:48 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:46 PM (yH1Fs)
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It was really a spur of the moment decision, but she sold it well. The patience of a hunter. She was nice to the little kids, but non-toddlers had to pay for their treats.
BTW, Biden is campaigning for Whitmer. I'm sure that will save her. Obama already got heckled here.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:48 PM (llXky)
Reason #300,000 why I'm going to hell: on vacation with parents would autograph Gideon bibles "hello to all my friends, love, Jesus Christ".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at October 31, 2022 09:49 PM (D19AP)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:49 PM (uLr+K)
The real trick or treat game is now when the groomed kid comes home and reveals his teacher groomed him into a sex change surgery ... the trick is on you, how do you then Treat them? (Halloween is a great party night at the bars, but mostly ... evil, encourages taking on alternate personas, usually evil ones, but, whatever, party on Garth)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 09:49 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2022 09:45 PM (+Cgut)
They had to recant. Nanzi told them if they did not, she'd have the FBI lock them in a closet with John Fetterman for a week.
Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:50 PM (AMIL/)
Place looked pretty dead when we passed, but it is Monday and Halloween. Traffic was very light today.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:50 PM (yH1Fs)
It's masochist. Or ignorant.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:50 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 09:50 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Eromero
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That's sweet...lol.
Posted by: SMH at October 31, 2022 09:51 PM (SF4EO)
They had to recant. Nanzi told them if they did not, she'd have the FBI lock them in a closet with John Fetterman for a week.
Posted by: Gref at October 31, 2022 09:50 PM (AMIL/)
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Unfettered Twitter has the earlier versions archived, including the 911 call.
Now we know why they are so afraid of Musk.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:51 PM (llXky)
Granddaughter was dressed as a pioneer woman. She wore a bonnet that belonged to her great, great, great, great grandmother.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 31, 2022 09:51 PM (4+bFW)
today, depending on the neighborhood, some concern about being knifed, or shot, for such "innocent frivolity".
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 09:52 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Michael Martin Murphy at October 31, 2022 09:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2022 09:50 PM (sAmhv)
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Just started the Great Pumpkin. Snoopy's doing the WWI Flying Ace bit.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2022 09:53 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 31, 2022 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Another notable character -- the German Policeman with the wooden arm comes from this one. It's great fun to watch the first 3 and then watch Young Frankenstein, and you can see how Mel Brooks just did a cut and paste of all the best scenes in these 3.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2022 09:53 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:50 PM (mE7cY)
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How many of them are actual people, though? I mean living people. You know.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:53 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Lola at October 31, 2022 09:53 PM (NIYa7)
South of the Border is dying. Every year it contracts slightly, with another feature closed, or downsized.
And Buc-ee's down at exit 170 is gonna accelerate it's death.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2022 09:53 PM (uLr+K)
today, depending on the neighborhood, some concern about being knifed, or shot, for such "innocent frivolity".
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 09:52 PM (Cus5s)
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That's why you have overwatch fires already ranged in and on call.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:54 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:53 PM (llXky)
I had several union uncles who were dyed in the wool democrats. I could only shake my head as the Big three moved their auto plants to Mexico.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 31, 2022 09:54 PM (mE7cY)
Feds taking over local crime cases. Wonderful.
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 09:55 PM (oTZbj)
Still a tossup for sure. But tossups don't favor incumbents.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:55 PM (yH1Fs)
Granddaughter was dressed as a pioneer woman. She wore a bonnet that belonged to her great, great, great, great grandmother.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 31, 2022 09:51 PM (4+bFW)
Did she have the hatchet too? Cause the hatchet really gets the candy stream flowing.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Brooks used the original lab props and effects from the original movies.
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2022 09:57 PM (oTZbj)
Granddaughter was dressed as a pioneer woman. She wore a bonnet that belonged to her great, great, great, great grandmother.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 31, 2022 09:51 PM (4+bFW)
Did she have the hatchet too? Cause the hatchet really gets the candy stream flowing.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)
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I saw Pioneer Woman open for Molly Hatchet at the Joe in '88. Great show.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:58 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Javems at October 31, 2022 09:59 PM (AmoqO)
this is the kinda fed alternate narrative control sheet, that makes me think those 1/6 cops that committed suicide days later (weren't there 2 or 4?) actually could not accept the evil their own cops had done against the innocents on that day ... like firing flash bangs into the peaceful moms/kids behind the barriers, to instigate a reaction, and the murder of two women.
If they were brave they would testify, but the evil forces would make their families pay. Still, weak ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2022 10:00 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 09:55 PM (yH1Fs)
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She outspent her opponent by how much?
RCP is calling it for Dixon.
Fun fact: Since the Constitution of 1963 was put into effect, Michigan has never had a one-term governor.
Whitmer might just make the record books.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 10:00 PM (llXky)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 31, 2022 10:00 PM (G7z+a)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)
I'm thinking he picked up a lot of his mom's in-your-face attitude but had none of her resilience and instead thought he could use Jewishness as a +5 AC bonus against obvious comebacks.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:39 PM (llXky)
Point of order here: is it not Jewish law that one is only a Jew if one's mother was one?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2022 10:01 PM (6FPlv)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2022 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)
I'm thinking he picked up a lot of his mom's in-your-face attitude but had none of her resilience and instead thought he could use Jewishness as a +5 AC bonus against obvious comebacks.
Posted by: Ace-Encdorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2022 09:39 PM (llXky)
Point of order here: is it not Jewish law that one is only a Jew if one's mother was one?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2022 10:01 PM (6FPlv)
I agree with Alberta Oil Peon Johnson.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 10:04 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at October 31, 2022 10:00 PM (G7z+a)
In the Province of Eromero tabbys are known as M-Cats.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2022 10:06 PM (0OP+5)
Trump has a clear path in 2024 if he wins 2 of the 3 out of WI, MI, and PA. Although he could win WI and NV and still get to 270 I believe.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2022 10:06 PM (6Zlgs)
I'm sorry to hear that.
Prayers for you.
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An’ thist as she kicked her heels, an’ turn’t to run an’ hide,
They was two great big Black Things a-standin’ by her side,
An’ they snatched her through the ceilin’ ‘fore she knowed what she’s about!
An’ the Gobble-uns’ll git you
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