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Charlie Crist: In Many Ways, I Am Jesus Christ Incarnate
Charlie Crist compared himself to Christ, fighting Satan, or "DeSatan."
Who fights "DeSatan"? he asked rhetorically, but Christ, or Crist."This is an election about decency, about being decent to one another, about being kind to everyone," Crist continued. "It's called a Florida for all. You know, we got a divider on the other side [DeSantis] and a uniter over here [points to himself]." "You know, some people call him 'DeSatan,' have you heard that?" Crist continued. "DeSatan vs. that [points to a campaign sign of his last name." "Christ," a few in the audience responded. "Oh, think about it," he said. "The choice is crystal clear. There's no question about it. It is crystal clear. He's bad. We're good."He kept emphasizing "The choice is Crist-al clear" to mesmerize people into believing he was the Risen Christ. I mean, the Risen Crist. (He also compares himself to President Zelensky of Ukraine, who is a Temporary Christ for the left.)
Charlie Crist says that the election in Florida is “DeSatan vs Christ”
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 12, 2022
pic.twitter.com/bRIU7n5BwZ
I don't remember Jesus being a barely-closeted homosexual whose exotic sexual proclivities are so incandescently obvious that he sets gaydars off in a ten block radius like car alarms after an earthquake.
Meanwhile, Charlie Crist's running mate, a teachers union official -- in case you had any questions about whose interests the Risen Crist is interested in championing -- said she could handle Florida's legislature because her main training is in educating the mentally handicapped.
Charlie Crist's running mate, Karla Hernandez Mats a.k.a. #KarlaMarx, explains that she is an "activist" educator.
— DeSantis War Room (@DeSantisWarRoom) September 14, 2022
She then says that her experience as a "sped teacher" working with "emotionally handicapped" students qualifies her to "deal with the dysfunctional Legislature." pic.twitter.com/M3e3asKBMa
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 02:08 PM (Oa1Nr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2022 02:10 PM (aHRu1)
He's running for Chief Grifter of the State of Florida.
He's going to raise 9 figures to defeat DeSantis. He will not spend it all to lose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2022 02:10 PM (t+HS7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:09 PM (ynpvh)
Ron DeSantis should go around now saying, "I am thee Anti-Crist."
Except, the old people would probably hear him incorrectly.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 16, 2022 02:10 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 02:10 PM (Oa1Nr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
"Christ," a few in the audience responded.
Narrator:
He's nothing like Christ in any way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2022 02:11 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: espinostifer at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (VkG6n)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (ynpvh)
CHRIST/shortbus teacher
FTW!
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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He breathes oxygen just like Jesus did.
They're practically the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
These things you say are not the only things being pounded.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (B3oWe)
I guess your name isn't Dan Brown.
***crosses off list***
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (QYPq3)
I'm in awe.......
Posted by: Isaac Asimov at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
She referred to herself as a "sped" teacher?
Is she not aware that in most areas' common usage, "sped" refers to the pupils, not the teacher? "Special ed" is the term for the teachers' "speciality".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Kaiju66 at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (OuFlM)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (Oa1Nr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (5r4XQ)
He was a dick, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (9nXhD)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (haWye)
Just sayin'
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (YIVH2)
Or can they....
Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (BJKQV)
They can always excommunicate each other...oh, wait, that was Popes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:14 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (eGTCV)
Yes, but mostly the "IN-" kind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: espinostifer at September 16, 2022 02:14 PM (VkG6n)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2022 02:14 PM (6FeV1)
Just sayin'
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:13 PM (YIVH2)
He'd be a articulate as the Pennsylvania guy then...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (ynpvh)
They're practically the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
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Let me know if he starts walking on water or raising the dead. Then maybe I'll listen to him...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (EcD5Y)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (YIVH2)
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Jesus pooped, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (UqnOO)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (JkeTM)
They're practically the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
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Let me know if he starts walking on water or raising the dead. Then maybe I'll listen to him...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (YIVH2)
He turns cash into meth...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (ynpvh)
You weren't actually supposed to believe it.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 02:16 PM (krQz2)
They're practically the same person.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
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Let me know if he starts walking on water or raising the dead. Then maybe I'll listen to him...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (YIVH2)
Maybe he'll attend a wedding reception.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:16 PM (4I/2K)
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Thanks, Ace. That needed to be said, loud and clear.
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 16, 2022 02:16 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (ynpvh)
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So does Hunter Biden...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:16 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Noob-Noob at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (1dzqn)
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No. Obama was Harry Potter - half wizard - half muggle.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2022 02:10 PM
Personally, I would like to see him fast for forty days and nights in the desert.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (xttsV)
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What? It's right there in the Bible in the "Book of Charlie!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (YIVH2)
https://tinyurl.com/King-Charles-III-eulagizing
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (Pq0CS)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (UqnOO)
I think he bought a box of Charlie Crist devotional candles.
Posted by: Mishdog at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (t+HS7)
https://tinyurl.com/4v9s7hwe
there's more tweets below this woman's post.
What's going on up there?
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022
Tee hee!
Posted by: Beto at September 16, 2022 02:18 PM (ZAS8/)
Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2022 02:18 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:18 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 02:18 PM (A7urr)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2022 02:10 PM
Personally, I would like to see him fast for forty days and nights in the desert.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (xttsV)
The temptations he would inflict on himself would be epic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (F7bjs)
Posted by: EveR at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (MUpk6)
https://tinyurl.com/King-Charles-III-eulagizing
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (Pq0CS)
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Hilarious
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:18 PM (UuD2k)
I know what mine sound like.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (Oa1Nr)
How to tell people you don't really believe in Jesus without telling them you don't really believe in Jesus?
Posted by: sal at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (BFigT)
Or can they...."
reminds me of Dire Straits, "Industrial Disease"
"Now, I go down to Speaker's Corner, I'm thunderstruck
They got free speech tourists, police in trucks
Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (Oa1Nr)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:14 PM
It's all part of the conspiracy, man! Wheels within wheels! Circles within trapezoids.
Posted by: Wild Eyed Crazy Person at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022
Tee hee!
Posted by: Beto at September 16, 2022 02:18 PM (ZAS8/)
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It's so obvious. I'm really surprised that anyone falls for it. It'd be like Diehl in MA raising tens of millions of dollars from donors in Texas to turn MA red.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
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To be fair, ABBA is his favourite band.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (yQpMk)
King Charles III gave a speech in parliament just now, and it sure escalated quickly:
https://tinyurl.com/King-Charles-III-eulagizing
Posted by: Sharkman
Yeah, that did not happen ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Moki at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (JrN/x)
There's still time before the election to prove himself.
Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (ppBhU)
Just sayin'
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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And anyone in his entourage should be looking for incoming Charlie Crist shrapnel
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (tQL7r)
And as he was setting out on his journey, a man ran up and knelt before him and asked him, "Good Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?" And Jesus said to him, "Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone.
Charlie Crist:
I am so good, I'm basically Jesus Christ.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (eGTCV)
Yeah, you know those genealogies at the beginning of Matthew and Luke?
Those are to establish that Jesus was a Hebrew from the tribe of Judah and descended from King David.
They're boring, but important.
Christ is the Greek word for Messiah, which is a Jewish concept. Therefore the Christ, and also any anti-christ, has to be a Jew.
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (TNyrE)
He's digging his way to heaven?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sharkman
Yeah, that did not happen ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (pNxlR)
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"You peasants will be denied the benefits of modernity for your sins against Gaia. Be prepared to freeze this winter. Fuck you."
-What he really said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (Rl7KJ)
It's going to take more than a trickle of whistleblowers
Posted by: kactus at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (7APlw)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (dCxaZ)
How to tell people you don't really believe in Jesus without telling them you don't really believe in Jesus?
Posted by: sal at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (y40tE)
Agnostic
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (F7bjs)
Posted by: Jesus Crist at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (VDLxK)
Posted by: Charlie Crist and all the NPCs at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (ESjRY)
I wonder why calling someone Satan isn't "overheated rhetoric".
Didn't the Left and the Proper Right get all huffy about Trump's nicknames?
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (Be8ne)
https://tinyurl.com/King-Charles-III-eulagizing
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (Pq0CS)
That was teh funneh...
lol
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
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It's been going on since before Crist was a corporal.
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: That guy who says "May a raging case of monkeypox make a lifelong home in his ass." at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (1SG9x)
I read this with the same breathless expression as Salieri holding Mozart's originals.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: EveR at September 16, 2022 02:19 PM (MUpk6)
imagine how demoralized you are if you an actual Florida progressive dem, knowing that your party has now sunk to backing this pseudo religious ex republican con man. They gotta be thinking that their own party just took everything they believed in and shit in its mouth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2022 02:22 PM (Be8ne)
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Because the right people are doing it.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (VJsqe)
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The left has been one election away from turning Texas blue against since it turned red to begin with 30 some years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/King-Charles-III-eulagizing
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (Pq0CS)
I almost peed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Now I know how Michael Bolton felt.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 16, 2022 02:24 PM (xttsV)
Herod got eaten by worms, it would interesting to see what creative ending Charlie would come to
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2022 02:24 PM (/wYzK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:23 PM (trdmm)
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I predict a few, "Why the fuck should I even bothers" from FL progressives.
This will have down ballot effects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 02:24 PM (us2H3)
Is it too tin-foil-ish to start the theory that De Santis is actually a GOP Establishment stooge, and Charlie's job is to make DeSantis the 2024 President-elect where DeSantis will become a squishy bipartisan uniparty hack?
/joke
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (Z32m1)
Herod got eaten by worms, it would interesting to see what creative ending Charlie would come to
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2022 02:24 PM (/wYzK)
end indeed
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Crist 2022 at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: mr tmz at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: gp broke his shift key by capping too much at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (24fqN)
Gaaa-damn.
Posted by: Noob-Noob at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (1dzqn)
The astrogliders visit on the weekends.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (Oa1Nr)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2022 02:24 PM (/wYzK)
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Minor correction: his dick was eaten by worms.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (9nXhD)
Posted by: Crist 2022 at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (tiR3O)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Now they know how voters feel about voting Republican time after time again with the same result. After all, Crist was a Republican before he became a Democrat. Perfect exemplar of the uniparty.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (CXr4y)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (cPDW+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (UuD2k)
If he touts being endorsed by Joel Osteen then you know the Bee is directing his campaign.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (tiR3O)
He meant Jesús, his gardener.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 29Victor
Don't I know it, don't I know it...
Posted by: "Beto" O'Rourke counting stacks of out-of-state cash at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)
I believe that's the case, Obama having his media minions call him The Lightbringer and Christ-like and all that.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Is that his real speaking voice? Idk that I've ever heard CIII speak before.
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)
He just let the MSM place halos around his head whenever they took photos of him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (tiR3O)
And Oasis said they were bigger than the Beatles.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (CXr4y)
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Crist going Republican to Democrat is just proof that Democrats haven't changed a single position in the past two decades, but Republicans are driving themselves off the cliff of radicalism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (LvTSG)
In fairness to Lennon, that was true in Europe at that time. It's only more recently been true in the US.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (ZGrMX)
He's also stupid. I believe "De Santis" mean " of saints" or something like that in Italian.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (mR6Gs)
If he touts being endorsed by Joel Osteen then you know the Bee is directing his campaign.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (ZGrMX)
Can't unsee Tim Allen/Martin Short...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (63Dwl)
Agnostic
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:21 PM (ynpvh)
I was thinking more in terms of "If I really believed, I wouldn't have said that because I fear the wrath of God and His just punishments", but okay...
Posted by: sal at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (y40tE)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)
I believe that's the case, Obama having his media minions call him The Lightbringer and Christ-like and all that.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2022 02:26 PM (Rl7KJ)
He did say he would calm the ocean's rise...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:28 PM (ynpvh)
You know those will start popping up by October before reelection
Posted by: Scott_T at September 16, 2022 02:28 PM (2waQ7)
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Saoshyant was the Zoroastrian Savior. Jews were heavily influenced by Zoroastrianism. Recall, Moses spoke to God on top of an arid mountain and God was represented as Fire and Water.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (aGGj6)
Posted by: TexasDan
Alligators.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (A7urr)
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (pSotA)
They know that they are "just fighting evil", "restoring civility"...
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (krQz2)
@ChuckCallesto 1h
OH BOY: Return to sender! NYC is relocating migrants to Florida, after city's immigration boss claimed that's where they'd rather be...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (IyrhE)
"Lucifer" pretty much literally means "lightbringer", which is where that becomes funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)
He just let the MSM place halos around his head whenever they took photos of him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:27 PM (trdmm)
I liked the picture with Hillary where she blocked enough of letters behind her so that it said "liar"
https://is.gd/eeZkik
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (CkFy6)
>A guy named Chapman capped him. But they didn't let him out like they did Hinckley. Yet.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (w2Z7l)
How about DeSantis vs a Scum Sucking Siberian Snow Pimp? Or just plain political whore?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (anj39)
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Saoshyant was the Zoroastrian Savior. Jews were heavily influenced by Zoroastrianism. Recall, Moses spoke to God on top of an arid mountain and God was represented as Fire and Water.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (KY22T)
James "I've Seen Fire and I've Seen Rain" Taylor is Moses reincarnated?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:31 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (F7bjs)
"A guy named Chapman capped him. But they didn't let him out like they did Hinckley. Yet."
Maybe because Jody Foster is still alive.
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (tiR3O)
Posted by: TexasDan
Alligators.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (A7urr)
Pfftt!
Posted by: Captain Hook at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (IP2KI)
Posted by: TexasDan
Alligators.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (A7urr)
Rather it be a candiru.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Crist 2022 at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (ESjRY)
Samuel 2:3
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (i6zQo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (A7urr)
Crist voters are a special ed class.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:18 PM (UuD2k)
Had a car pass me in traffic once with its alarm blasting and repeating, "This car is stolen". It exited off of I-10 on to Causeway. Pre cellphone days.
Posted by: Javems at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (AmoqO)
You better sit down ace cuz I'm about to put you some knowledge about a place called "Hollywood".
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (Pq0CS)
"He did say he would calm the ocean's rise..."
Sounds like a claim to be Moses to me.
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (pSotA)
Like Jesus on the Sea of Galilee/Lake Kinneret
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (ynpvh)
*gags*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (Pr3nO)
@ChuckCallesto 1h
OH BOY: Return to sender! NYC is relocating migrants to Florida, after city's immigration boss claimed that's where they'd rather be...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2022 02:30 PM (IyrhE)
Let the pissing match begin!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (5zdS5)
I bl I heard the cries of the AWFL’s when Nikki lost the primary, lol. The middle-aged women were all in mourning afterwards; the old D’s relate more to Charlie, so they were pleased w his win. For those women, though, their feisty, conservative-stomping heroine lost to the old, former R white guy and that was a failure they weren’t expecting.
Posted by: EveR at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (MUpk6)
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Most likely. Except Moses had hair.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Email that to Christina Pushaw, Muldoon.
Seriously.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (yikp0)
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Now do Trump and Biden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (9nXhD)
*gags*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (Pr3nO)
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Then they won't mind another busload.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:29 PM (KY22T)
I've had talks with people over this over the years, and I think one can make a very good case that Christianity, as espoused by Paul, is really a fusion of orthodox Judaism and Zoroastrianism. Few people know much about it now, but most would be surprised at how "Christian" many Zoroastrian beliefs would sound to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (vlMAb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)
Where art thou, Uncle Palp?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (Oa1Nr)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (atInT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (RG7Wy)
Um...yeah. Kinda the San Francisco treat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/King-Charles-III-eulagizing
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:17 PM (Pq0CS)
I snorted out loud.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (anj39)
That would be hilarious.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 16, 2022 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (RG7Wy)
They're Jesus lovers just like they're lovers of everything. They will bash it and insult you for it, until they think that using it will give them power. See: "Jesus would be for green environmental policies."
Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2022 02:35 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Charlie Crist at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (zE7Xt)
He almost won last time 38000 votes IIRC.
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (VFdBq)
Maybe because Jody Foster is still alive.
Posted by: Speller
>Strangely, Chapman never went after Yoko Ono. I wonder why? They should make him listen to Yoko 24/7.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's advanced stuff, right there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:34 PM (trdmm)
Except we don't worship Mazadas, just appreciate an inexpensive, reliable vehicle.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (UuD2k)
In my Denzel Washington voice
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (IP2KI)
Monica.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (44ww/)
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Make sure to inform all of the migrants so they know where to go
Posted by: Haywood at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (Yxj/E)
Italian: patronymic from the personal name Santo . It is formed with the Latin ablative plural suffix -is imparting the broader sense 'belonging to of' in this case 'member of the Santi family' (compare Santi ). Compare De Sanctis Di Santis and Santis .
Santo does mean saint in Italian, so the name does originate, ultimately, from that.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Huffing fumes at the bus barn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (nCdCs)
Posted by: Charlie Crist at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (zE7Xt)
I get that reference. +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (4I/2K)
In my Denzel Washington voice
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 16, 2022 02:32 PM (IP2KI)
Monica.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (44ww/)
Shit.....pushed.....IIIIINNNNNNNNN.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
There were four of them and only one of Jesus.
Jesus would have to be 4-times the average size of a Beatle.
Don't be silly.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (krQz2)
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I am of the same opinion. The New Testament is about spirit. The Old Testament (TORA) is about laws. Larry David's Seinfeld constantly poked fun at this with Constanza saying, 'Was that wrong? Someone should have told me.'
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:38 PM (Pq0CS)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2022 02:11 PM (IyrhE)
"Bullseeker"
C'mon, Man!!!
Posted by: AoS Style Guide at September 16, 2022 02:38 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 02:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (nCdCs)
Except that a Marxist would have said "Give to ME the things that are Ceasar's! And um, I'll give them to the people or something. Swearsies!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:38 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (OTzUX)
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This video's been doctored. A little.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (9nXhD)
Maybe because Jody Foster is still alive.
Posted by: Speller
>Strangely, Chapman never went after Yoko Ono. I wonder why? They should make him listen to Yoko 24/7.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (w2Z7l)
https://is.gd/XRiQee
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
Round-trippers all around.
Posted by: micky at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (A7urr)
Santo does mean saint in Italian, so the name does originate, ultimately, from that.
Posted by: ace at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (B3oWe)
Crist is a pimp.
He could never have outfought Santini...
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (mR6Gs)
Damn.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:38 PM (Pq0CS)
I just can't get myself to find Ben Stiller funny. Ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Matt Dillon was great in that movie. He seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (61PAk)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (i6zQo)
Posted by: Charlie Crist
You were in Omega Man?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (tiR3O)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's advanced stuff, right there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:36 PM (LvTSG)
First step is not having him eat the paint...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (F7bjs)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (jvt6t)
Round-trippers all around.
Posted by: micky at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (3byMq)
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Hilarious if true. But I'm sure the greenies will get their panties in a twist because of the carbon pollution all this unnecessary travel is generating.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (VFdBq)
A combo of intelligence, worldliness, self-awareness, responsibility, and shame is going to move so many educated "liberals" into shit-canning their vapid, destructive beliefs and voting habits.
I just know it.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
He's been in a lot of funny stuff, but he's usually not the most funny part.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: tsj017 at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (YcOm1)
Dan Rather @DanRather · 19h
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 02:38 PM (AMIL/)
Yup.
Already sullying his name by literally demonizing his Italian surname.
The mafia allusions WILL follow at some point.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (mR6Gs)
Andrew Gillum, the once-rising Florida Democratic star who narrowly lost the 2018 governor’s race to Ron DeSantis, was hit with a 21-count federal indictment Wednesday alleging wire fraud, related conspiracy charges and making false statements.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (rJ48h)
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Something About Mary is the exception. Loved Stiller's parents but never really cottoned to his form of humor.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (KY22T)
*gags*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2022 02:33 PM (Pr3nO)
By "support, feed and comfort" do they mean:
1) invite families into their own homes
or
2) wave goodbye as the National Guard herds them on to buses to be transported to the AF base
Gosh, this is really tough, I wonder which it is???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (llON8)
This video's been doctored. A little.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (9nXhD)
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Please tell me someone edited in the commissary scene from Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (zE7Xt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (IyrhE)
Number One car alarm
tinyurl.com/4apv8c29
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (pSotA)
Funny, I was imagining that very one before I looked at the link.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (i6zQo)
Take it easy fellas. I don't want trouble in here in any language.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (jvt6t)
Dan Rather @DanRather · 19h
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (yikp0)
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Wait until he hears that they didn't get into the US on their own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
He's been in a lot of funny stuff, but he's usually not the most funny part.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (Y5qcH)
I can't really comment on TOO much as I haven't seen many of his films because he's annoying and unfunny to me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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Make sure to inform all of the migrants so they know where to go
1) They know they look ridiculous, and people in their position can't afford to look ridiculous.
2) This is the "I help the homeless. I put in an hour at the soup kitchen every Thanksgiving" crap.
Let the illegals stay there permanently. Declare your intent to do it now.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (nCdCs)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (ynpvh)
Dan Rather @DanRather · 19h
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (yikp0)
But it was OK when Biden was doing the SAME FUCKING THING, right Danny boy?!??
Hypocrite asshole......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (44ww/)
The Lord bestowed Yoko upon him.
So, watch what ya say......
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Puddleglum
My company leans far left. A few weeks ago before a large Zoom group meeting officially started, people started complaining about how expensive everything was now and how the stores were out of so many things these days. It's crazy! Several people chimed in with their version of shortages and high prices. So crazy! Such a mystery!
Every single one of them voted for Biden.
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (FQWHA)
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (yikp0)
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Well, I guess that means old Dan is throwing open the doors to his estate to all these good, decent migrants just looking for a better life. He'll take care of them out of the goodness of his heart.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (nCdCs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (9nXhD)
a perfect Captain Obvious post!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (yikp0)
Meaning a few dozen MV residents stopped by the church that housed the illegals to drop off a stale loaf of bread or a box of ginger snaps, while waving and smiling at them for about 3 seconds.
Of course, any Yankee fans among the Venezuelans got nothing but the finger.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (AMIL/)
tinyurl.com/4apv8c29
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2022 02:37 PM (pSotA)
Funny, I was imagining that very one before I looked at the link.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)
There was one like that using Aerosmith. The Aerosmith Angel car alarm. I found that one amusing as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
He's been in a lot of funny stuff, but he's usually not the most funny part.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (Y5qcH)
True. He has his Blue Steel moments and that's about it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (4I/2K)
You know how racy and violent Hollywood movies made up to a certain point are often called "Pre-code?"
Something About Mary is probably the last truly funny "Pre-WOKE" comedy.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (F7bjs)
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I had a battalion commander who was a special Ed teacher and football coach on the civilian side and used to say that those were probably the two most important skills in his military command.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (c30wT)
Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
TRIGGERED: Karine Jean-Pierre argues Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis are engaged in human trafficking and kidnaping by "lur[ing]" children and families onto planes and vans.
KJP all but suggested Abbott and DeSantis are like creepy men luring kids into a van.
https://tinyurl.com/5auhrcrh
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (VFdBq)
Posted by: gp broke his shift key by capping too much at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: ...
What's the difference between the Titanic and California?
The Titanic was able to keep the lights on as it sank.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 02:45 PM (HspZ0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)
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That movie crossed so many, many lines...It was pure gold every time it happened, too.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:45 PM (YIVH2)
That's because he isn't. If something he is in is funny, it is funny despite him. Zoolander is a fine example.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2022 02:45 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)
He's not. Proving God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (44ww/)
To be honest, he'd bend over for Ol' Nick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2022 02:45 PM (ynpvh)
NYC is relocating migrants to Florida, after city's immigration boss claimed that's where they'd rather be...
New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay.
Posted by: Juanita Douglas at September 16, 2022 02:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Ditto.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 02:46 PM (anj39)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Tell him that they have US birth certificates from the early 70s that use a font not invented back then.
He'll appreciate that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 16, 2022 02:46 PM (GYIa4)
Signed releases in two languages = kidnapping.
Sure thing sugartits.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 02:46 PM (HspZ0)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 02:46 PM (A7urr)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (eGTCV)
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Who said he wasn't?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 02:46 PM (zE7Xt)
KJP all but suggested Abbott and DeSantis are like creepy men luring kids into a van.
https://tinyurl.com/5auhrcrh
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (NpAcC)
But when the Feds do it... LIKE THEY DO EVERY DAMN DAY... it's AOK?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 02:47 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:47 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:47 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)
Very true but he's still the least-funny part of it to me.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (906pl)
That's a horrible thing to say. Even if he has some pox, or dripping sores, or something, you don't call someone diseased.
What?
Never mind.
Posted by: Emily Litella at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (ayzS/)
All they've accomplished is a certainty this terrible war will continue, unresolved, for may years to come. And that assumes the west keeps shipping him cash and weapons. This is a war no one wins, but everyone loses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (iP69m)
So pedophilia is okay accept when used an accusation against conservatives.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (eGTCV)
What was it when Biden did it in far, far, far greater numbers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (UpUp2)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:47 PM (KY22T)
ted knight
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:47 PM (KY22T)
The Weasel is a national treasure.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (KbCG3)
New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay.
Posted by: Juanita Douglas at September 16, 2022 02:45 PM (63Dwl)
Your hotscakes recipe is quite useful in keeping the orange groves warm during snap freezes. Just spread 'em about and light them on fire.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Lol...I totally forgot about Pauly Shore. Man, he was horrible.
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2022 02:44 PM (NpAcC)
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Want some chiclets, ninos and ninas?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:47 PM (KY22T)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Adam Sandler at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (zE7Xt)
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (yikp0)
———
Sorry for taking libs “all are welcome” at face value when they apparently didn’t mean it.
When you think about it that’s the REAL problem right with grandstanding right there.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (H37KB)
Posted by: Will Farrell at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (ayzS/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (mZ3xv)
How many other Charlie Crists are already in the Senate?
Posted by: Ken at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (3sWjj)
But when the Feds do it... LIKE THEY DO EVERY DAMN DAY... it's AOK?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 02:47 PM (oHd/0)
And amazingly, not ONE press turd mentioned this little factoid to her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
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Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
How many other Charlie Crists are already in the Senate?
Posted by: Ken at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (3sWjj)
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At least 40.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:50 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 16, 2022 02:50 PM (SOV+T)
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 02:40 PM (yikp0)
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Well, I guess that means old Dan is throwing open the doors to his estate to all these good, decent migrants just looking for a better life. He'll take care of them out of the goodness of his heart.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:42 PM (YIVH2)
Abbott, DeSantis, and Ducey need to be getting video of the transportees being asked where they were going if they didn't take the offered ride. I think most of them would either say the East Coast anyway to be with friends or relatives, or, "I don't know. Maybe head to El Paso to see if I can find a job."
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 02:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)
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That movie crossed so many, many lines...It was pure gold every time it happened, too.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16,
Probably in the minority here but I thought the movie sucked. I watched it to the end and thought it was right up there with stepped on dog shit.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 16, 2022 02:50 PM (3p4cr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 02:51 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (mZ3xv)
Robert Downey Jr. I'm surprised Russell Crowe didn't hunt him down and beat the crap out of him for that send-up.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2022 02:51 PM (906pl)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2022 02:51 PM (HspZ0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (iP69m)
You have far too narrow a point of view. -- CEO, Raytheon
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 16, 2022 02:51 PM (GYIa4)
Are you kidding? Those assholes pants'ed me and gave me a swirly. Little mofos are mean, man, mean.
Posted by: totally not Sid at September 16, 2022 02:52 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 02:52 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:49 PM (mZ3xv)
Yeah, he killed it. A lot of the comedy in that movie is from people you wouldn't expect.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:52 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:52 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (iP69m)
it's nice to see people come around to what I've been saying for months now. No winners, only losers. And the final cost keeps going up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:52 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 02:53 PM (nCdCs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 02:52 PM (4I/2K)
fake news, everything's fine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:53 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (iP69m)
You have far too narrow a point of view. -- CEO, Raytheon
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 16, 2022 02:51 PM (GYIa4)
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laughs ruefully; Point taken.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 02:53 PM (iP69m)
Never forget: Dims accuse others of what they themselves are doing.
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 16, 2022 02:53 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2022 02:53 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 02:54 PM (F7bjs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Well played.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 02:54 PM (Pq0CS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
He's been in a lot of funny stuff, but he's usually not the most funny part.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Will Ferrell at September 16, 2022 02:54 PM (wUHYj)
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2022 02:54 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (iP69m)
it's nice to see people come around to what I've been saying for months now. No winners, only losers. And the final cost keeps going up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 02:52 PM (trdmm)
But it's fine because "our betters" are getting their 10%!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 02:54 PM (llON8)
>This will become a war of attrition. Winter is coming.
If we sent Mayor Pete Bootyjuice to handle logistics this would be over sooner.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 02:54 PM (w2Z7l)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2022 02:53 PM (AwYPR)
Why are all your letters in Chinese cuneiform?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Barrabas at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (JTRqZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
This is library.
https://youtu.be/9Wq54dK0aBs?t=13
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (GYIa4)
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My favorite part of that movie is that Jonathan Richman (and Tommy on the drums) hit the big time and have a fairly big role as the musicians you see throughout the movie.
They are one of the best live acts you'll ever see, btw. If they ever come anywhere near you, go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (rx7WQ)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Will Ferrell at September 16, 2022 02:54 PM (wUHYj)
Piss off, unfunny fucktard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
How cruel it is to send them to the deadly slums of .......Martha's Vineyard. There but for the grace of God, indeed.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (SOV+T)
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Damn, Ace. Cruel. Hilarious and cruel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (rx7WQ)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (uErkz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (mZ3xv)
FBI captured me...I'm at the Chinese Embassy
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2022 02:57 PM (AwYPR)
Crist: I am Christ among us
These people suffer delusions of grandeur and live in unreality. It's like that French (IIRC) prince who was convinced that he was made out of glass and so had iron bars sewn into all of his clothing to protect him from shattering. This kind of madness is only possible when you're a ruling elite that is coddled and enabled in all things.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (uErkz)
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:57 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2022 02:48 PM (UpUp2)
Bingo.
Bob Odenkirk as Manson.
"(on the phone) You wanna talk to Mrs. Wilson? Why don't you wanna talk to Charlie? You think if you don't talk to me, I'll go away, but I can't go away, because I'm not here. I'm a ghost of a phantom of a shadow in the heart of your children!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 16, 2022 02:57 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (eGTCV)
I think it's a similar "thought" process as what led to the Russia-Russia-Russia stupidity.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 02:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (uErkz)
I disagree. I found parts of that movie entertaining. Not the parts with him in it..
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Grandstand all you want. Fine. But to use human beings as pawns is despicable. These are people folks. People. Human beings. There but for the grace of God...
*
The best part about this whole thing is that it is undeniable that the illegals are being helped. They aren't wanted where they are and are probably at great personal risk remaining there, and they are being transported to wealthy sanctuary areas that want them.
Except...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 02:58 PM (rx7WQ)
ditto his wife
what was the point of them anyway?
Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2022 02:54 PM (dCxaZ)
they newyakers accents
so they are funny
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 02:58 PM (us2H3)
Or more succinctly: not their problem.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 02:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)
https://youtu.be/9Wq54dK0aBs?t=13
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (GYIa4)
++++
Good on that dude. And the screamers had no idea what to do. Brilliant.
:: chef's kiss ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 02:58 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Kratwurst at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (nIRE6)
*********
I'll lay odds that more Martha's Vineyard residents turned out to help the baby sea turtles find their way into the surf.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (cPDW+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (rx7WQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (F7bjs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:55 PM (mZ3xv)
FBI captured me...I'm at the Chinese Embassy
Posted by: BignJames at September 16, 2022 02:57 PM (AwYPR
Can anyone decipher this?? I can't read Chinese.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (mZ3xv)
Crist: I am Christ among us
These people suffer delusions of grandeur and live in unreality. It's like that French (IIRC) prince who was convinced that he was made out of glass and so had iron bars sewn into all of his clothing to protect him from shattering. This kind of madness is only possible when you're a ruling elite that is coddled and enabled in all things.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
What did *that* guy use as his pronouns?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (oWBc3)
**
After requesting that the men with automatic rifles remove them from their property.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (rx7WQ)
This is a really stupid world we live in.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2022 03:00 PM (nnp+f)
I can't help but think this idiot missed the whole golden idol story, which he sees himself as. I think they had a good way of doing away with those with some smiting.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 16, 2022 03:00 PM (PTLob)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 03:00 PM (rx7WQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 02:59 PM (F7bjs)j
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at September 16, 2022 02:56 PM (uErkz)
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"No one makes me bleed my own blood."
I was going to say that.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:00 PM (krQz2)
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Clay tablets and a stick.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 03:00 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 03:01 PM (A7urr)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 16, 2022 03:01 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 03:01 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 03:01 PM (rx7WQ)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)
David French bent the knee before him and asked for absolution.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (trdmm)
God, what a nightmare that movie was.
And then Knight and Day with Tom Cruise. Which is a lot better movie than it had any right to be.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (Pq0CS)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (gktX6)
https://tinyurl.com/yd6hxar8
From Trump's official Truth account.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 03:01 PM (A7urr)
Wow......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/yd6hxar8
From Trump's official Truth account.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 03:01 PM (A7urr)
PDT is inspired by Ace's cruelty and shares his own.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (JZopU)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (TY5tw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (NCpKN)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (SIZS3)
God, what a nightmare that movie was.
That movie was a trip
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (eGTCV)
I think several of them have had nine year old "wives".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (uErkz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 16, 2022 03:01 PM (A7urr)
++++
It's not loading for me, sadly. Can anyone provide the gist of it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Rex B at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (lytXf)
https://tinyurl.com/yd6hxar8
From Trump's official Truth account.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Cruel.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (Pq0CS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (4I/2K)
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And was a huge part of Newsradio.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (krQz2)
*
It's always jarring to see an actual actor like him next to George Clooney playing George Clooney in George Clooney stars in "Oh Brother Where Art Though" with George Clooney
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (rx7WQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (4I/2K)
Let us not forget Newsradio.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Axeman
The thing about all these Democrat-run "Sanctuary City" shitholes is that they probably don't have the resources to deal with illegals because all the piggy banks for those programs have been raided and filled with IOUs. Just like they can't pick up trash or keep water clean and flowing, all the money for those services has probably been spread around into the politico's pockets and offshore bank accounts.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (wUHYj)
It's not loading for me, sadly. Can anyone provide the gist of it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
A fat guy bellying up to a buffet bar of some sort and Trump says something about Chris Christie consoling himself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (4I/2K)
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And was a huge part of Newsradio.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (krQz2)
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Couldn't do anything for the fourth season of "The Man in the High Castle", though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (9nXhD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
Have you seen the backside of a barn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Rex B at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (lytXf)
Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Have you seen the backside of a barn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (mZ3xv)
Meet me there and I'll kick your ass!
Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at September 16, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:06 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: totally not Sid at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (1DgE4)
https://tinyurl.com/ysjfnvmb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
==
not divisive at all. nope. he's satan, i'm the son of the almighty ever living God .
GIVE ME A BREAK. Accuse us of what you are doing is getting old.
Posted by: Sick N. Tired at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (rLC6r)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I just started watching that. Funny show.
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (1DgE4)
Libs used to understand this stuff.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yowch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (t0OGg)
Got to give Brandon a hat tip for his speech from the 7th ring of hell. He really hurt my feelings.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Rex B at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (lytXf)
Genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
I can see it now - with a little statuette of Charlie right there in the jar... Maybe show it while it's being filled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 03:08 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
A fat guy bellying up to a buffet bar of some sort and Trump says something about Chris Christie consoling himself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
That guy has got to be pushing a 60" waistband, easy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:08 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2022 03:08 PM (R/m4+)
https://tinyurl.com/ysjfnvmb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
Poor bunny.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:08 PM (mZ3xv)
https://tinyurl.com/ysjfnvmb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
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Ah, so she *does* drink blood. I always kinda suspected it.
Also, she's hot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:08 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 16, 2022 02:53 PM (nCdCs)
I think you win the internet for today.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 16, 2022 03:08 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I just started watching that. Funny show.
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (FQWHA)
It ended way too soon.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:09 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 03:03 PM (4I/2K)
Let us not forget Newsradio.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 16, 2022 03:05 PM (KbCG3)
Tripping the Rift.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 16, 2022 03:09 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (krQz2)
Dated Catskills humor
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2022 03:09 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 16, 2022 03:09 PM (SOV+T)
The thing about all these Democrat-run "Sanctuary City" shitholes is that they probably don't have the resources to deal with illegals....(wUHYj)
I cut off the statement there because it's the same reason Texas sent them away. Here in Texas we aren't flushing money down the toilet the same way blue cities and states are, but if it's an argument over not having enough resources, well GFY Blue People. Been dealing with this shit since 1845 down here.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 16, 2022 03:09 PM (RG7Wy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2022 03:09 PM (F7bjs)
DeSantis loves America. And Jesus.
Democrats all only worship their own appetites and money.
Posted by: setnaffa at September 16, 2022 03:10 PM (bYETr)
Yowch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (t0OGg)
It is a reasonably sick burn.
Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at September 16, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 03:08 PM (trdmm)
Pissing on camera seems to be the latest fetish of Hollywood. I really am not going to pay money to see what I can see for free from the bums on the street.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 16, 2022 03:10 PM (okGHj)
At other times, 'A light will shine down, and it will tell you to vote for Barack.'
Posted by: MikeN at September 16, 2022 03:10 PM (HVIzT)
It's pretty funny how the commie cocksucker Donks and NT cucks think that conservatives are so stupidly gullible with their worship songs and snake-handling that they just have to throw up a few mentions of Christ and Christianity and we'll forget about them being bloodthirsty murdering evil scumbags.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2022 03:10 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (FQWHA)
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Jimmy James: Donkey Wrestler
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:02 PM (krQz2)
Dated Catskills humor
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True, but in the late 60s it was funny.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 03:11 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
That was all about offloading the guilt of 70 years of collaboration with communism by the Democrats onto Republicans, just like they did 50 years earlier with slavery, racism and the KKK.
Oh, and hiding Hillary and Bill getting $250M paid into their fake charity by a bunch of Russian companies involved in the Skolkovo Project scam.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:11 PM (Pq0CS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/ysjfnvmb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
What's with the Joker makeup?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2022 03:11 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 03:12 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)
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That movie crossed so many, many lines...It was pure gold every time it happened, too.
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Not the TV version its cut. watch the original movie version. Its fantastic and a great example of how things have changed.
Posted by: Tropic Thunder is the modern blazing saddles only better at September 16, 2022 03:12 PM (7/svQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:12 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
I just started watching that. Funny show.
Posted by: Biergood at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (FQWHA)
It ended way too soon.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
The show never recovered after the loss of Phil Hartman.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 16, 2022 03:12 PM (wUHYj)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:11 PM (Pq0CS)
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That's a good point.
I guess it explains why it's "Trump's fault" when a disgruntled Dem politician stabs a non-sympathetic reporter to death. Sooner or later, all the sins of the Democrats will be.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:13 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxjsjfn
So much for diversity and inclusion.
Posted by: totally not Sid at September 16, 2022 03:07 PM (1DgE4)
If I didn't already absolutely despise these cretins, this would be a good starting point. Absolute trash.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 16, 2022 03:14 PM (z0DEK)
*
Yes.
Welcome to everywhere.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 16, 2022 03:14 PM (rx7WQ)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 16, 2022 03:14 PM (SOV+T)
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Phil Hartman was always funny. Unfortuneately his taste in women was off a bit.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 03:14 PM (KY22T)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 03:14 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Runningrn at September 16, 2022 03:15 PM (WWuZ8)
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says Charlie, right before he calls for the execution of his opponent.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2022 03:15 PM (Cql6p)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 03:14 PM (us2H3)
Now that's just uncalled for.
Posted by: Lia Thomas at September 16, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Looks like I've got some stalking to do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:16 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 16, 2022 03:16 PM (AJYtG)
I like feisty Ron.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2022 03:17 PM (44ww/)
Anyway, Crist's campaign using "DeSatan" is just stupid and sophomoric. It's not as if his name actual is Satin or something closer to "Satan". Leftists will get a laugh-maybe-but they weren't going to vote for DeSantis anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 03:17 PM (vH/6k)
I like feisty Ron.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
To be fair, Newsom DOES look like a villain from a Batman movie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 16, 2022 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Looks like I've got some stalking to do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:16 PM (Y5qcH
That makes perfect sense for her. I'm 74% sure she's a vampire.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 03:17 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 16, 2022 03:12 PM (wUHYj)
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Agree. Even though some of my favorite episodes happened in the 5th season.
White Noise Machine, for one.
But something was just not there without Hartman. I think that Lovett would have been a good addition to the cast with Hartman, but he couldn't replace him.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2022 03:17 PM (t0OGg)
So much for property rights, or the normal rule of law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2022 03:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2022 03:10 PM (n+4am)
A lot of us actual Christians and Conservatives have already seen the lying scumbag false God preachers and charlatan "Christians" up close and personal. We see right through their holier than thou false piety.
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2022 03:18 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: The Earth at September 16, 2022 03:18 PM (us2H3)
How is calling DeSantis "DeSatan" kind?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2022 03:19 PM (vH/6k)
Dave: You know, the $400 bonus is fine.
Jimmy: I'm glad you like it.
D: But the big bonus and... the shaft, I prefer not to do those. They just foster an atmosphere of resentment and paranoia in the office.
J: *grins*
D: Oh, I see.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2022 03:19 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Axeman
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iirc It was his wife that he off-loaded on a year ago only he didn't kill her.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 03:19 PM (PNb1b)
Never forget: Dims accuse others of what they themselves are doing.
Posted by: Prime Sister at September 16, 2022 02:53 PM (tQL7r)
Wasn't the Biden admin doing this very thing -- flying and busing illegals to conservative towns/counties? Dropping them off in the middle of the night?
Posted by: Emmie at September 16, 2022 03:20 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Charlie Christ at September 16, 2022 03:20 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (aGGj6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Puddinhead
Oblig from So I Married An Axe Murderer:
https://youtu.be/ah7mS9H_TOM
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (Pq0CS)
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 03:12 PM
Judge on Justified, Milton in Office Space, Gordon in Dodgeball, and Chris Kraft in From the Earth to the Moon
Posted by: Chuck C at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (PNb1b)
Posted by: Kreiger at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (Y5qcH)
He looks like a two bit pimp.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 16, 2022 03:14 PM (KY22T)
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A Rule #1 fatality.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (krQz2)
It's funny how a terrible self-assessment of "Be Kind" has so permeated the cultural zeitgeist.
"Be kind like me...not like that other person whom I'm going to (kindly?) ascribe as Satan. Oh and I'll probably (kindly) call him a Nazi too if we talk about it long enough..."
Saw it with the vax and mask crowd, too..
"Do your part; get in line; toe the line; be kind...like us! Or else we'll have to (kindly) wish for your death, punish you, deprive you of food and employment, and drive you from polite society through our cruel Kindness(tm)."
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (SOV+T)
The show never recovered after the loss of Phil Hartman.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Errr, as a side note, that's almost a direct quote of a line from the end of the Pilot episode...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2022 03:22 PM (Y5qcH)
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Knew that. He also wrote about 50% of Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2022 03:23 PM (krQz2)
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And were you all high at the time?
Posted by: Don't bogart that J man . . . at September 16, 2022 03:24 PM (F9Uiz)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (gktX6)
Posted by: espinostifer at September 16, 2022 02:12 PM (VkG6n)
He's already done those. After all, he is "Of Counsel" at Morgan and Morgan. For the People. And 33%.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2022 03:25 PM (qyH+l)
Stephen Root's recurring role as a federal judge in Justified was excellent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 03:12 PM
Judge on Justified, Milton in Office Space, Gordon in Dodgeball, and Chris Kraft in From the Earth to the Moon
Posted by: Chuck C at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM
he was good in The Man in the High Castle, as well
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 16, 2022 03:26 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 02:15 PM (YIVH2)
It's a miracle! All the dead seem to have risen just long enough to cast their vote for Charlie Crist.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 16, 2022 03:27 PM (SOV+T)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (gktX6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 16, 2022 03:21 PM (lz5hY)
I can do a hundred miles an hour
As long as I've got the almighty power
Of plastic Charlie
sitting on the dashboard of my car.
Imus, a long time ago.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2022 03:28 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 16, 2022 03:29 PM (OHy0b)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 16, 2022 03:31 PM (u4CEu)
So much for property rights, or the normal rule of law.
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The elite mean to have themselves WWIII. One way or another.
Posted by: womp womp at September 16, 2022 03:32 PM (+kpA8)
Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2022 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)
I'll give you all a few moments to re-center and re-collect yourselves after that unwelcome blast of cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 16, 2022 04:17 PM (9NKMS)
Incidentally, I've never handled snakes...but I'll take that over being ruled by one.
Posted by: Ju at September 16, 2022 05:19 PM (aTmM/)
I'm sorry but what a crap lazy narrative here for months about Ukraine. It's possible to hate Biden but also recognize what Putin/Russia is doing is really, really bad. Look at the atrocities they uncovered in Izyum just today.
And just because the left supports it doesn't mean it's automatically bad. Yea, I know it's easy to box it up that way, plus Zelensky's phone call bla bla. But come on. Used to love this site, the Ukraine takes are awful
Posted by: CYD at September 16, 2022 05:51 PM (Ug0mV)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 16, 2022 06:47 PM (FLiOE)
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"The Shit has hit the fan..."
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