The Queen Has Passed at Age 96

The Royal Family has posted extra security to keep Meghan Markle from breaking in to take a selfie with the body.

The news has been discussing her as if she were already dead for about an hour now, so I think they had a heads up that she had in fact passed.

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes pic.twitter.com/KIH7Ns1oSS
— A🤾🏽‍♂️ (@Akzyy) September 8, 2022

Now is the time for all lefty professors to begin the Outpourings of Racist Hatred.

Remember, though: Trump said pussy.

You absolutely look like a tranny.

CBS "News" "journalist:"

So, in other words, the Queen is guilty not because of what she did, but because of her race, and the "race stain" from what others of her race did.

I know this is racist to ask -- all Questions are Racist -- but what if we were to take the same position vis a vis black people, considering the absolutely disgusting rates of murder, rape, assault, and other forms of inhuman abuse committed by a small but vicious minority black people?

Would either of these two "antiracists" be comfortable wearing that racial albatross around their necks, or would they claim it's, get this, racist to blame someone for what others of their race have done?

Is that how it works? Am I doing an #Antiracism right?

Oh wait my bad, I forgot, the extremely high violent crime rates for black men isn't real, it's all because of a conspiracy theory of whites to "overpolice" blacks and arrest them for imaginary crimes. Imaginary crimes like murder, where there's an actual body to be accounted for.

But the cops probably committed that murder just to frame an innocent black man and pad the crime statistics.

Anyway, I forgot. Carry on, Genius "Antiracist" Brigade. You show us all what real "antiracism" looks like, so that we can emulate you.

Posted by: Ace at 01:51 PM

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1 RIP

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (PSRKd)

2 May she RIP. There will never be another like her.

Posted by: Ann at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (rBu2O)

3
Yeaaaaah, baby!

Posted by: King Charles at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (1Nxff)

4 What a life.

Blessed to never be a subject.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (QYPq3)

5 So, in other words, the Queen is guilty not because of what she did, but because of her race, and the "race stain" from what others of her race did.

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Welcome to post-racism.

Happy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

6
ESPONJA!!1!!11!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 01:51 PM (ENBF0)

7 It's good to be the King.

Posted by: King Charles III at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (guGkK)

8 >>> It's good to be the King.
Posted by: King Charles III

eek, how worrying.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (B3oWe)

9 The queen's funeral and tributes will unfortunately be overshadowed by the ongoing McCain funeral and tributes.

Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (MxEKc)

10 Commies don't much care for Royal Families in general.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (ZI4cs)

11 /Does Happy Dance!

One more cracker gone in my rise to Queen!

Posted by: Princess Sparkle Farkle at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

12 RIP. Sorry for your loss, Brit morons.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (yHsuS)

13 She manage a Pic no doubt.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (ytSiK)

14 I saw her as the last line of defense for that island. God help them, because the heir won't.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (lTGtQ)

15 She lived a full life.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (u73oe)

16 *Neighhhh. Snort*

Posted by: The Queen of Oats at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (guGkK)

17
Is there a Sovereign Snuffs It Honors List?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (1Nxff)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

19 They’re changing guards at buckingham palace

Posted by: Blutarski at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (HLpc7)

20 8 >>> It's good to be the King.
Posted by: King Charles III

eek, how worrying.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (B3oWe)

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"My subjects must suffer for their injury to Mother Earth, the true Goddess!"
-Charles' first speech as king, working title

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

21 I think the Monarchy is a tired and dumb idea but QEII was loyal and did her duty well and with honor.

No hope for Charles. I think the Monarchy has died with her. It probably should.

RIP, Lillibet.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (haWye)

22 Fuck the " racist" crap and fuck inherited guilt

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (Zzbjj)

23 I kind of like what happened to Charles I.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (guGkK)

24 RIP.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (OtD4R)

25 Sad. RIP.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Politics makes for an evil religion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (IyrhE)

27 This has been true forever, but if you take the statistics for African Americans out, the US has the murder rate of Belgium.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (6TxNR)

28 If there was an argument to be made for monarchy, Elizabeth II was probably it.

RIP.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (bhRsz)

29 *sigh

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (9jT0b)

30 Were her last words, "Harry is now King. Tell him to disband Parliment, kick out the foreigners, and return England to greatness?" Those should have been her last words.

Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (EpDzw)

31 I don't get twatter........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

32 They’re changing guards at buckingham palace
Posted by: Blutarski at September 08, 2022 01:53 PM (HLpc7)

In America we change diapers at the White House.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (guGkK)

33 The monarchy survived Cromwell. It will survive Charles. It's a huge tourist attraction

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Zzbjj)

34 Just wait until they discover that All those Britains were subjects of the Monarchy and Queen Elizabeth II.

They were SUBJECTS!!! Reeeeee!

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Z32m1)

35 When will the Clown Prince be crowned? Is there a private ceremony immediately and then the public extravaganza? Like the VP taking over for the President? Or are they without a monarch right now?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

36 Fauci killed her.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Wrs74)

37 "The Royal Family has posted extra security to keep Meghan Markle from breaking in to take a selfie with the body."

I just got banned from Twitter for saying Hillary Clinton should be on death row, so I can't check this point, but I would bet my life that Barack Obama has posted a selfie of himself with the Queen within the last 20 minutes.

RIP. 96 years is more than any of us can hope for.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Gda1b)

38 How did Uji Anya feel about the rape and mass killing of the Tutsi's in Rwanda?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (wvo9L)

39 30 Harry?

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (Zzbjj)

40 King Charles...

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (9jT0b)

41 Anyone ever seen Uju Anya and Tyler Perry in the same room?

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (xPJvm)

42 39 30 Harry?
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (Zzbjj)

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Probably meant Hal, friend of Falstaff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

43 There is a picture of a rainbow (looks double) which appeared around 12:32 our time.

It's a nice thing to think that she and Philip are together again.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (SRRAx)

44 May her memory be for a blessing ... as the UK is going to need all the blessings it can get. We shall not soon see her like again.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (1tieC)

45 I traced my lineage many years ago. We came to America in 1780 or so. I forget.
Actually found the church in London where my great, great, great, (great?) Grandfather came from.
It's still there.

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (v4L7Y)

46 The monarchy is the last line of defense against the commies in that shithole.

It looks like we are going to fall to communism first.

Maybe.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (ZI4cs)

47 Charles will be on the phone shortly to Gavin Newsom to find out how he worded the gas vehicle ban.

UK to be wind, solar and battery by Royal Decree in days.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

48 37. I got suspended for calling Kathy Griffin a skank.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (Zzbjj)

49 Will the funeral be longer or shorter than McCain's?

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (dTFZY)

50 her mum outlived her with 20th century medical care

is this something ??

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (us2H3)

51 Dear Uju Anya, or whatever your stupid name is--the countries you seem to idealize went from rule by Elizabeth II to rule by genocidal dictators.

How many lives were lost because British colonialism ended?

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (bhRsz)

52 King Tampon I, First of his Name.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (guGkK)

53 I wonder if Chairman Xi will attend her funeral.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (Ab2uT)

54 The Royal Family has posted extra security to keep Meghan Markle from breaking in to take a selfie with the body.

figures.

Her idol is that serial killer nurse from italy who took selfies with her victims.

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (dCxaZ)

55 Does anyone remember the Miller Lite "Real Men Of Genius" radio ads? For some reason it came into my head from reading the tweets of these racist idiots. Today we salute you Mr. Ignorant of history guy!

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (GwxCX)

56 Just wait until they discover that All those Britains were subjects of the Monarchy and Queen Elizabeth II.

They were SUBJECTS!!! Reeeeee!
Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Z32m1)

The only proper reply to all of the fainting is "Yeah, so what? It's better than the diaper wearing fascist in the WH that you support."

Posted by: WiNO - Amish Vampires in Space at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (EpDzw)

57 A year after her husband.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (9jT0b)

58
When will the Clown Prince be crowned? Is there a private ceremony immediately and then the public extravaganza? Like the VP taking over for the President? Or are they without a monarch right now?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

_________

The successor becomes the monarch immediately. The actual coronation is months later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (1Nxff)

59 God bless her. I liked the old girl.

Her son will be a disaster, but maybe he'll surprise us.

Probably not though.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (aeePL)

60 344 I have been following YouTube channels about the British Royal family, and I've learned a lot. Lady Colin Campbell had a video where she explained the value of a constitutional monarchy, and it was quite persuasive. Not that I want one here, but I do see the value.

I'm not a fan of Charles, but it seems he's gotten a lot of undeserved hate because of Diana, who, while she had some good points, was far from an angel.

The fact is that King Charles has little to no political power. The UK is where it is because of the politicians, not the monarchy. I hope he keeps his trap shut about his woke nonsense and follows the example of his mother, who by all accounts was a good Christian woman.

And I hope they finally expel the odious Harkles whose behavior has been unforgivable.
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 01:50 PM (E9sNp)

From previous thread.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (E9sNp)

61 "My subjects must suffer for their injury to Mother Earth, the true Goddess!"
-Charles' first speech as king, working title
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

He wouldn't be saying anything different from what the current EU bureaucrats are saying.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

62 Probably too soon, but maybe good for a chuckle:

ITEM: "It was reported ... that the Queen has stopped breeding corgis as she does not wish any to survive her in the event of her death."

Royal guard solemnly entering the corgi wing of Buckingham palace and weeping as they tie tiny blindfolds on the dogs they've got left.

https://tinyurl.com/2p83zr3y

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (v23vE)

63 Humanity requires something to look up to and believe in, whether that is God, a celebrity, or a monarch the passing of that figure will devastate them.

That being said I could see England being less mournful than it would have been 20 yrs ago if the same had happened because of all the immigration and lack of English roots.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (VrVjC)

64 RIP BOZO is trending on twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (vooaz)

65 Covid claims another.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (GwxCX)

66 Long live King Harv!

Posted by: Wally at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (FJYfm)

67 The crowning is a formality, "The Queen is dead, Long Live the King!" is as much a sign of continuity of government as it is a ritual post mortem.

Posted by: Jackal at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (2tM+H)

68 The Queen is dead, God save England.

Posted by: Brother Tim (recovering Cylon) at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (Bwa/+)

69 What is it with people named Uju?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (vN+oL)

70 59. I agree. He has nothing to say about legislation.

Anyway. I was a fan of Philip's mom.

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (Zzbjj)

71 When does Queen Chaz assume the throne?

Posted by: Roy at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (Ti+Tv)

72 LoL at Chuy's first line

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (V6f9+)

73 Both she and her Husband had long lives.. RIP.. Unfortunately it could mean Charles lives a long time too...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (bs+z0)

74 Nope. Nope nope nope!

Posted by: Lady of the Lake at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (u73oe)

75 RIP BOZO is trending on twitter.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (vooaz)

Why? He's been dead a while.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

76 The Queen seemed like a gracious (vocab word for Pookette) woman.

Posted by: pookysgirl. homework helper at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (XKZwp)

77 A year after her husband.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (9jT0b)

Also 25 years after Diana

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (OgrpQ)

78 The CBS news chick is sperging out at the Queen dying.

Full name: yadda yadda yadda

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (HJDAV)

79 the world mourns a monarch

yeah, we are advanced and enlightened

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (us2H3)

80 God Speed Lillith... Rest in Peace, thine work is done.

To all the muckrakers - I hope you find the same reverence you expound...

Posted by: AirPinochet Flight Attendant at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (zL/eJ)

81 A year after her husband.
Posted by: runner at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (9jT0b)

I said at the time that she wouldn't be far behind. Actually, she held on longer than I expected.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (bhRsz)

82 have breakfast with the king

Posted by: King Vitaman at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (uQFwj)

83 So, Chuckles is finally King?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (C1rbv)

84 Odda on Charles having an iman there to participate in the coronation? He's probably picking out a turban right now.

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (j5Tg0)

85 77 A year after her husband.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (9jT0b)

Also 25 years after Diana
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (OgrpQ)

=========

And several months after Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

86 Charles has been sniffing the throne for over a decade. Bet he puts on a hell of a show for her funeral tho'. He'll probably but on a hell of a show for his coronation too. Camilla will demand it.

Question is; who does the US send over? The talent pool is pretty shallow. Like dried up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (BFigT)

87 I'm going to continue not caring about this a whit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (ppBhU)

88 I ain’t lobbing a scimitar at that jug eared loser!

Posted by: Lady of the Lake at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (u73oe)

89 Uju seems nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (guGkK)

90 >>>76 The Queen seemed like a gracious (vocab word for Pookette) woman.

You don't want to have *too* much grace.

Posted by: Mr. Pitt at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (B3oWe)

91 Can they take Joepedo off our hands and make him King? I mean they still kind of owe us. We'll throw in princess Kumswalla as well.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (GwxCX)

92 We should invade whatever shithole country that bint's ancestors managed to fuck up, level the cities, kill the men, and send the women and children into exile.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (wmDcS)

93 What did England steel from black people? Certainly not medicine, writing, language, art, architecture, mathematics, wearing clothing, science, engineering, chemistry, or any of the other great advances of the last 200 years.

I suppose, if you assume that the ancient Egyptians were black instead of semetic (their portraits of themselves would tend to suggest they were not black - or at least the ruling classes were not black) you can say the English stole sculptures, gems, and artwork that were created by the ancient Egyptians (not any of the more recent Egyptians).

I'm sick and tired of black people pretending they invented, or even contributed to (outside of black people living in Western nations) modern medicine, science, engineering, mathematics, etc.

to hear Black academics tell it - the black people in Africa had a super-advanced technological civilization before the white man came and took it all and somehow turned them into stone age barbarians. Let's have an honest discussion of race. Nothing of value has come out of Africa in terms of modern civilization. Not saying black people can't contribute - I'm saying black societies and nations HAVEN'T contributed.

Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (ky+MF)

94 I bet close friend Mandela is shocked to find out the Queen is racist.

Who exactly did she oppress?

During the past Jubilee, she was celebrated by all the commonwealth countries, which mostly consist of "POCs. " I guess they were too stupid to know she was oppressing them.

These people are odious, to put it politely.

Oh, and Harry, I hope you are happy with all the decisions you have made lately.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (E9sNp)

95 Surprised Camilla gets to be called Queen Consort. I thought part of the deal of Charles marrying her was that she never ever got to be called queen (I know Queen Consort is different but it's not THAT different).

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (kqdTE)

96
Kegger at Chuckie's tonight!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (1Nxff)

97 >>> I'm going to continue not caring about this a whit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

hey man I don't make the news. I'm a victim as much as you are.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (B3oWe)

98 How do we know Charles is king?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Wrs74)

99 RIP BOZO is trending on twitter.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM (vooaz)

He will be missed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

100 Maybe as tribute, the Brits should bury her kids right along with her. At least Charles and Andrew. The others are pretty innocuous.

Posted by: Joe Biden of the Round Table at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (ZoKHX)

101 33 The monarchy survived Cromwell. It will survive Charles. It's a huge tourist attraction

as in it attracts huge tourists?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (sGtp+)

102 But yeah, RIP

She was a pretty good Queen, if you have to have one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (V6f9+)

103 Question is; who does the US send over? The talent pool is pretty shallow. Like dried up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (BFigT)

Kanye West

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (OgrpQ)

104 The "good" thing about Twitter is that somebody is giving Professor Uji Anya some grief about suggesting that Queen Elizabeth was somehow personally responsible to the death of people of color in foreign countries.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (wvo9L)

105

May she rest in peace.

She was a great lady.

Posted by: four seasons at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (PisyI)

106 Does Obama get his iPod full of his speeches back?

Posted by: Flyguy at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (VrVjC)

107 Has Chuckles actually taken the name "Charles III?"

Now is his chance to change it.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (C1rbv)

108 Can we have her liver?

Posted by: Liver Donors Inc at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (DrEn8)

109 Long live Burger King.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (yHsuS)

110 so the world has been reduced to honoring a tourist attraction

fuck her and all she stands for

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (us2H3)

111 No worries, the supreme wokeness of Charles will erase the stain of the Queen's toxic whiteness

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

112 The President and I and we were talking about the significance of the passage of life. Right? The significance of the passage of life . So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of life in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of life when we think about a day in the life of our children. We call it death.

Posted by: Kamala's Funeral Oration at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (FVME7)

113 Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 01:57 PM (E9sNp)

Lady Colin Campbell has a mouth that would make a sailor blush and an IQ of about 150.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (ZI4cs)

114 Is it bad that I was more affected by the passing of Norm Macdonald?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Although England's treatment of colonial peoples is far from blameless, they were much better to their subjects than the other great colonial powers, and it is very easy to see which nations were under England vs others. They are doing much better and prospering much more than say, Spanish colonies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Ivdso)

116 @5

>>Welcome to post-racism. Happy?

Seems to be a lot of racism in the post racism-racism.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (xMUot)

117 >>>I bet close friend Mandela is shocked to find out the Queen is racist.
Who exactly did she oppress?

Read my husband's forthcoming tell-all for list of people she has oppressed! Number One may shock you!!!!

Posted by: Meghan Markle at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (B3oWe)

118 And she just welcomed the new Brit PM a few days ago.... (conspiracy theorists desperately working board to tie new PM to death)

Too bad, but 96 is a full life, even w/ her degenerate children. Hopefully Charles does a "1-and-done" thing and retire and let William be the face of the Royals, Charles certainly doesn't have the face for it.

Posted by: Scott_T at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (2waQ7)

119 98. Prince of Wales becomes king

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Zzbjj)

120 the world mourns a monarch

yeah, we are advanced and enlightened
Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 01:59 PM (us2H3)

Fortunately not.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (bhRsz)

121 "The King and the Queen Consort will remain in Balmoral . . ."

So, King Charles the Nth* and Queen Consort Camilla Bowles?

Puke.

*He will either reign as Charles III or George VII, according to Wiki, which is never wrong.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (Gda1b)

122 She was really impressed with Billy Graham.

Chuckles is really impressed with sliced bread.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (C1rbv)

123 hey man I don't make the news. I'm a victim as much as you are.

Could you at least consider making the news?

Ewok robs liquor store, terrorizes customers might be a nice start.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (ppBhU)

124 116 @5

>>Welcome to post-racism. Happy?

Seems to be a lot of racism in the post racism-racism.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (xMUot)

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No, that's just social justice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

125 Also 25 years after Diana
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Wow, it's been 25 years since I managed to excise that humongous wart from the bottom of my foot. (Which I did whilst watching the news of Diana.) So much brown stuff oozed out. You may all carry on now.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (KAi1n)

126 I am sad, although not British and not a subject. She was the last of the wartime leaders, and an example of how to be famous without being a jerk, prat, or fuckwad about it.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (EvAEs)

127 How do we know Charles is king?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Wrs74)

—————-

He hasn’t got shit all over him.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (u73oe)

128 108 Can we have her liver?
Posted by: Liver Donors Inc at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (DrEn

Monty Python always safe.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (6TxNR)

129 Hello Deluge, my old friend.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (9WsKw)

130 I think they should give Meghan Markle a new title: Viscunt.

I spelled it right.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (B3oWe)

131 Epstein and the Queen are dead, and Ghislaine's in prison? I smell a comeback!

Posted by: Prince Andrew at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (FJYfm)

132 Does Obama get his iPod full of his speeches back?
Posted by: Flyguy at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (VrVjC)

It's such a commodity, I figured she was to be buried to it with cable running to solar charging so she'll listen to it for eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Has Chuckles actually taken the name "Charles III?"

Supposedly he's not going to use that name, as both previous Chucks were terrible kings and people. But who knows, the man has some of the world's worst judgment and seems to utterly lack wisdom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (Ivdso)

134 "How did Uji Anya feel about the rape and mass killing of the Tutsi's in Rwanda?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

That was Belgium's fault for imposing artificial borders. African tribes lived in peace and harmony before the Europeans came.

Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (MxEKc)

135 Question is; who does the US send over? The talent pool is pretty shallow. Like dried up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM

Joepedo, Kakamala, AOC, Pelosi, Schumer, in a Cessna 182. I'm sure the NM range will be fine, plus they use less fuel than a jet. Carbon nuetral! C'mon. Hop on board climate caregivers!

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (GwxCX)

136 I wish we could say at some point soon RIP, BOZO about Twitter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (wvo9L)

137 Surprised Camilla gets to be called Queen Consort.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (kqdTE)

Absolutely, especially when "The Royal Tart" got more votes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (guGkK)

138 How do we know Charles is king?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Wrs74)

I didn't vote for him.

Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (6TxNR)

139 119 98. Prince of Wales becomes king
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Zzbjj)

wait, what ??

did you just assume my gender ????

Posted by: Meggers Mclame at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (us2H3)

140

LMAO ace!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (PisyI)

141 Honestly, I'd be ok with sending GWB over to represent us. He got along well with her.

HRH: I hear you're the black sheep of the family.
GWB: Yes ma'am, you could say that.
HRH: Every family has one.
GWB: Really? Who's yours?
Barbara: GEORGE!!! (to the Queen) Don't answer that.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (kqdTE)

142 Question is; who does the US send over? The talent pool is pretty shallow. Like dried up.

Always seemed adequate to me.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (OZjDX)

143 Twitter suspends accounts and throttles trends when they correctly identify some as male or female. But they seem to completely okay with all the posts mocking the Queen's death, by bots, socialists and people who still have bones through their noses.

I'm not any fan of the royals, but i have no problem nuking anyone who wastes their time traveling in the death of a woman who has nothing to do with the gripes the bitches have (and the reality that their lives would be much worse off if England didn't try to civilize them)

Posted by: Rbastid at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (x4DJJ)

144 >>> African tribes lived in peace and harmony before the Europeans came.

Same in the Americas

Posted by: The Apaches at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (B3oWe)

145
Supposedly he's not going to use that name, as both previous Chucks were terrible kings and people.

__________

#2 got a lot of ass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (1Nxff)

146 138 How do we know Charles is king?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Wrs74)

I didn't vote for him.
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (6TxNR)

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I'm not even sure he caught a scimitar from a watery tart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

147 King Charles the Goofy

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (Vu7A1)

148 I Saw Uju Anya open for Kaja Goo Goo.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (GwxCX)

149 The best brief coronation speech, although fictional, was given by Arcturus Mengsk at the end of the Terran campaign in the original Starcraft. This was back when Blizzard could write half-decent plotlines.

https://tinyurl.com/4j22xd8f

Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (Rl7KJ)

150 to hear Black academics tell it - the black people in Africa had a super-advanced technological civilization before the white man came and took it all and somehow turned them into stone age barbarians. Let's have an honest discussion of race. Nothing of value has come out of Africa in terms of modern civilization. Not saying black people can't contribute - I'm saying black societies and nations HAVEN'T contributed.
Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (ky+MF)

In Wakanda we wuz kings 'un shit!!!

Posted by: Professors of African Studies at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (bhRsz)

151 Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (us2H3)

It does seem that the royals' only productive raison d'etre is to bring in the tourist dollars. Which no doubt they get a cut of.

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (dCxaZ)

152 RIP, BOZO

Not Bozo!

Posted by: Cookie at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (ppBhU)

153 >>>I didn't vote for him.

You don't vote for a king.

Posted by: King Arthur at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (B3oWe)

154 I'll feel older when Blondie passes away.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (ZB6WQ)

155 Is it bad that I was more affected by the passing of Norm Macdonald?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

No.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (yHsuS)

156 He will either reign as Charles III or George VII, according to Wiki, which is never wrong.

He can pick his own name to rule as King, but why would he pick George? Has Edward been spoiled by Edward VIII?

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (9WsKw)

157 Kegger at Chuckie's tonight!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (1Nxff)

Alcohol is haram for Chuck now.

Posted by: Mother Theresa at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (h+wzp)

158 Charles will probably change his name to Mohammed.... He doesn't seem too enamored with the Church of England.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (KAi1n)

159 Apparently Chucky gets to decide which of his four names he'll use as his royal name. King Chucky has a ring to it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (ynpvh)

160 hey man I don't make the news. I'm a victim as much as you are.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (B3oWe)

This is a long way from the ultra laissez faire coolness of Chuy, I'm just saying.

Chuy didn't make excuses, he didn't give a fuck.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (IL+AX)

161 Is it bad that I was more affected by the passing of Norm Macdonald?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

He was the King of Comedy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

162
I guess now we know who had the information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of hillary clinton...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (ENBF0)

163 99 RIP BOZO is trending on twitter.
Posted by: Dr Spank

Now is the time that all the children have their fun. Like what they did when Thatcher died. It is shameful that they do not have any pride nor understanding of real history and life.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (ZSpaZ)

164 148 I Saw Uju Anya open for Kaja Goo Goo.

----

Gesundheit

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (zsNaY)

165 I prefer King Edward II(b)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (guGkK)

166 RIP Queen Elizabeth II - you ruled your Country with class and dignity. Sadly I do not see that continuing with your issue, Charles.

I am glad that America does not have a monarchy, though there are some politicians who see themselves as such.
That is what we must cull.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (WsJuq)

167
No.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (yHsuS)

Some shit website has the top 10 SNL Weekend Update anchors and lists Tina Fey as #1.

What a crock of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

168 156. Grandpa picked George, eventhough it was his brother's name

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Zzbjj)

169 What is it with people named Uju?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM

Sit, Uju! Sit!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (asZuX)

170 I saw some horrible pimples being popped on Dr. Pimple Popper last night. It was riveting.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (D8mow)

171 RIP.

I read a good biography about her; she and her husband were classy throwbacks, but as senior citizens both got rolled by the suicidal leftist culture adopted by their kith & kin.

Isn't it time we elect a new Queen via Twitter?

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (2pojJ)

172 The big surprise is when he chooses to be QUEEN!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

173 I'm not big at all on the ROYAL PARASITES (I believe that their purpose ended 70 years ago), but I am big on this Monarch. Tough old broad. Last vestige of those who toughed it out through the wars. Only one I adore (much more actually) is Iron Margaret Thatcher. At their prime, they both could kick the royal (no pun) shit out of most loudmouth House of Lords pukes. And Charles?. . . . geez. . . pack it in, England. Back to Royal Parasiting.

Posted by: Despise Lowly Progressives & Enemies of the State at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (5DfsO)

174 *He will either reign as Charles III or George VII, according to Wiki, which is never wrong.

Interesting. As has been noted Charles isn't the best track record for kings, with I being beheaded and II being most known for having a ton of kids with mistresses but no legit heir with his wife, thus creating a mess when his Catholic brother succeeded him

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (j5Tg0)

175 156 He will either reign as Charles III or George VII, according to Wiki, which is never wrong.

He can pick his own name to rule as King, but why would he pick George? Has Edward been spoiled by Edward VIII?
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (9WsKw)

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I would choose Fluffy.

Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds, King of the United Kingdom, Ireland, and France.

Yes, I'm coming for France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

176 King Upchuck the Fuckup I

Posted by: Kamala's Funeral Oration at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (FVME7)

177 169 What is it with people named Uju?
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 08, 2022 01:58 PM

Sit, Uju! Sit!
--------------
You can't house train all the animals. Just some.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (D8mow)

178 The BBC has unblocked their live stream if you want to watch that instead

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (cxG4V)

179 165 I prefer King Edward II(b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (guGkK)

I'm more of a Black Prince man, myself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (V6f9+)

180 174 *He will either reign as Charles III or George VII, according to Wiki, which is never wrong.

Interesting. As has been noted Charles isn't the best track record for kings, with I being beheaded and II being most known for having a ton of kids with mistresses but no legit heir with his wife, thus creating a mess when his Catholic brother succeeded him

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (j5Tg0)

I'm sure he'll be a traditional Fuck-up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

181 Prince of Wales becomes king
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM

Megan becomes bait of fish.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (GwxCX)

182 172 That'll be next. I'm sure Camilla has got him surreyed in a BDSM outfit right now.

Posted by: Despise Lowly Progressives & Enemies of the State at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (5DfsO)

183 These people are so aggrieved by what the Queen (or rather England) did, but they have no issue reaping the benefits of what European exploration has allowed. They don't want to live in harmony with others, and people like that need to start being forced to live by their words, and shipped back where they can happily live without having to encounter other races.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (x4DJJ)

184 And here comes the vile twatter brigade right on cue. My G*d, these people have lost every shred of decency and humanity they ever possessed. They turn my stomach.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (sVtYq)

185 Yes, I'm coming for France.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

That explains the Jean Renoir talk.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (V6f9+)

186 The Queen has died, the day after Regal Cinemas file for bankruptcy, coincidence?

Posted by: Methos at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (kOpft)

187 181 Prince of Wales becomes king
Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM

Megan becomes bait of fish.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (GwxCX)

Her Royal Sea Cucumber

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

188 Wesley, please suck a shit out of my asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (u4CEu)

189 Africa doesn't suffer from too much colonization.

It suffers from too little.

The Anglosphere is rather impressive.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (C1rbv)

190 Why doesn't he go with King Ethelred?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (eGTCV)

191 Lady Colin Campbell has a mouth that would make a sailor blush and an IQ of about 150.
Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (ZI4cs)

She's such an eloquent speaker and very wise. She kept showing up on my feed. I finally clicked after several months and was delighted. I've learned a lot from her.

Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (E9sNp)

192 Has Chuckles actually taken the name "Charles III?"

Supposedly he's not going to use that name, as both previous Chucks were terrible kings and people.

What was wrong with Charles II? He was the Merry Monarch! He was known for his witty remarks, and I thought he was quite popular, espeially coming on the heels of Cromwell.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (9WsKw)

193 Stop it with the "Charles is Muslim" stuff. We know Muslims don't take kindly to men with "those tendencies."

Posted by: Wally at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (FJYfm)

194 Wow, it's hard to believe a place like Carnegie Mellon University employs someone like that Uju Anya.

By the way, did anyone notice that she shares a birthday with Barack Obama?

Posted by: Isophorone at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (ZDM+I)

195 In Wakanda we wuz kings 'un shit!!!

Posted by: Professors of African Studies at September 08, 2022 02:04 PM (bhRsz)

New Ring of Power: LOTR series has been dubbed
Lawd of da Rangs

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (OgrpQ)

196 Megan becomes bait of fish.
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (GwxCX)

The Queen was tolerant of Megan.. Charles was not happy with her.... Her gravy train might be cut off

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (bs+z0)

197 185 Yes, I'm coming for France.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

That explains the Jean Renoir talk.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (V6f9+)

=========

I must know the art of the people I will conquer and subjugate ruthlessly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

198 Supposedly he's not going to use that name, as both previous Chucks were terrible kings and people. But who knows, the man has some of the world's worst judgment and seems to utterly lack wisdom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Maybe they'll vote on it. I'd like to submit King Cunty McBigEars I.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (ftFVW)

199 She and her Dad were the best of the lot in many generations, at least 300 years. I just finished a book about the monarchs of Europe in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and those folks were as responsible for the the horrors of the 20th century as were Hitler and Lenin. Their arrogance and ignorance paved the way for the Nazis and Communists.

Posted by: germanicus3 at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (kB491)

200 All is not lost. The Royals could stuff her, like Jeremy Bentham, and wheel her out on British holidays.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (ppBhU)

201 Has any king taken the name Arthur?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (eGTCV)

202 190 Why doesn't he go with King Ethelred?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (eGTCV)

Queen Boutica..um, Booty,'kay?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

203 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (kqdTE)

I think it was, but during the Jubilee she announced the Camilla would be Queen Consort.

I'm fine with it, she's much more emotionally stable than Diana was. I was a big Diana fangurl at one time, but I think she was far more spiteful than she needed to be, and probably had some sort of mental issues.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (e5oWi)

204 I'm going with King Tampon I.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (sVtYq)

205 @93

>>to hear Black academics tell it - the black people in Africa had a super-advanced technological civilization before the white man came and took it all

They've been hanging their hat on Jazz and peanut butter for far too long.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (xMUot)

206 I don't get twatter........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

It's easy.
Imagine a cancerous, abject evil loosed on the world.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (AbL8c)

207 If you didn't like the Monarchy, just wait until Democracy really sets in. Wesley and Uju promise to make it swell. Just ask thirsty people in Jackson or non-swimmers in New Orleans.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (z0DEK)

208 Uju Anya; blackness in multilingualism
Does that mean that she and Kanela are sisters in success?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (Y7uha)

209 198 Supposedly he's not going to use that name, as both previous Chucks were terrible kings and people. But who knows, the man has some of the world's worst judgment and seems to utterly lack wisdom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Maybe they'll vote on it. I'd like to submit King Cunty McBigEars I.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (ftFVW)

Should through a McFuckFace in there somewhere

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

210 Some shit website has the top 10 SNL Weekend Update anchors and lists Tina Fey as #1.

What a crock of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

It's millennial history started when I was born garbage.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (yHsuS)

211 He would gain some followers if he declared he wanted to be known as King Charlie.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (ZB6WQ)

212 Who can America send to the funeral who isn't a total embarrassment?

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (geLO8)

213
Say what you want lefties, were it not for England and the West, you'd still be in the trees. Or in chains somewhere in an Islamic hellhole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (x0n13)

214 If I could care less, I would.

Posted by: thatdirtylittleratnunnheim at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (Z3T3Q)

215 The monarchy is a dead end. Eventually the royals fail at being human.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (q7YwT)

216 Queen Charlene Of Sammich

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (u4CEu)

217 204 I'm going with King Tampon I.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 02:08 PM (sVtYq)

LOL, Here, Here!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

218 Kingy McKingface?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (u73oe)

219 Camilla has already had a graphic designer p-shop her with the royal diadem on, and now she so happeee she get to wear THE REAL THING

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (dCxaZ)

220 Chuck should go with King Elizabeth III.

He is so woke and stuff.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (haWye)

221 183 These people are so aggrieved by what the Queen (or rather England) did, but they have no issue reaping the benefits of what European exploration has allowed. They don't want to live in harmony with others, and people like that need to start being forced to live by their words, and shipped back where they can happily live without having to encounter other races.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (x4DJJ)

I can separate What the UK has done to my relatives in Ireland and why they had to leave and Queen Elizabeth who seemed like a good person and I won't be dancing on her grave.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (cxG4V)

222 Has Edward been spoiled by Edward VIII?

His brother is named Edward, but being the successor to the guy who ran away from the throne with an American woman would be a good call.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (Jg92y)

223 David Spade was my favorite Update anchor.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (ZB6WQ)

224 Life in a one-party state:

Washington regulators will forgo analyzing the costs of adopting California’s ban on new gas- and diesel-powered cars, pickups and SUVs beginning in 2035.

The Department of Ecology also won’t analyze requiring a gradually increasing percentage of new heavy trucks to be electric. The department plans to impose both California rules this year.

Ecology spokesman Andrew Wineke said cost-benefit analyses aren’t appropriate because the department has no choice but to adopt rules identical to California’s.

The Washington Legislature in 2020 passed a bill requiring the state to do whatever California did in the future about vehicle emissions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (I2/tG)

225 tell me they weren't talking about Moochelle's gowns:

https://tinyurl.com/2tf8ar84

[goes to Clown News Network]

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (Ynyl9)

226 This tough old bird was a Truck Mechanic! I respect her based on that alone. RIP

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (flINI)

227 Who can America send to the funeral who isn't a total embarrassment?

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (geLO

===

There are so many but Joedolph Shitler has none.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (u4CEu)

228 I'll be in the shitter when you guys get thru polishing this turd

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (us2H3)

229 212 Who can America send to the funeral who isn't a total embarrassment?

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 02:09 PM (geLO

The same two we sent to France! Trannies and Freaks to represent American Exceptionalism!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

230 Surprised Camilla gets to be called Queen Consort. I thought part of the deal of Charles marrying her was that she never ever got to be called queen (I know Queen Consort is different but it's not THAT different).
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (kqdTE)
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I wonder if Charles could change that now that he's king, if he wanted to. Elizabeth gave Philip the "prince" title after they were married, because he lost that title he previously held through his Greek and Danish lineage once they got married. He was bumped down to Duke until the queen granted him the title of prince.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (aeePL)

231 I nominate bluebell for replacement Queen as soon as she gets back from Burning Man.

Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (0IeYL)

232 Nope. Nope nope nope!

Posted by: Lady of the Lake

No worries, Lady! Give it a toss. With Charles' luck, he'll catch the old blade in his chest!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (Gda1b)

233 God bless and keep her. She was the epitome of class. Many could take a lesson from her.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (1Kt+g)

234 I'm disappointed they didn't pick King Harv for the new king of England. He's tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (RI8jR)

235 I never knew what to think about the Queen. She basically had three jobs:
- Stand by in case there was a government crisis that only a monarch could be trusted to sort out.
- Raise an offspring to replace her and who could be trusted to do the same.
- Make sure her family was not an embarrassment while they waited.

Shen never had to do the first, and failed miserably at the other two.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (ZSpaZ)

236 >to hear Black academics tell it - the black people in Africa had a super-advanced technological civilization before the white man came and took it all

WE WUZ KANGZ

N SHEIT

Posted by: Wakanda wuz real at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (2kTuA)

237 But who knows, the man has some of the world's worst judgment and seems to utterly lack wisdom.

King Abdul.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (Jg92y)

238 Some shit website has the top 10 SNL Weekend Update anchors and lists Tina Fey as #1.

She wasn't terrible by any means. But on a list that features Dennis Miller and Norm MacDonald . . . c'mon. Kevin Nealon was probably better than Fey.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (ppBhU)

239 I don't believe I'll ever say God save the king.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (vooaz)

240 Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (sVtYq)

I pray for the end of Twitter everyday. I was hoping Elon Musk might improve it, but that's long gone.
The good news is that Queen Elizabeth is past caring what these twits say. If the Office of the Queen did Twitter, I expect she didn't actually tweet on her own or read it. Some of the seniors in my church do facetime and some do e-mail but none of them do Twitter. Wise old people

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (wvo9L)

241 She has been Queen for so long that most people alive today have never known a time when she WASN'T Queen.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (SRRAx)

242 Confirmed on BBC...new title is King Charles III.

So, third times the charm, eh?

Posted by: cheshirecat at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (TwA+r)

243 what if we were to take the same position vis a vis black people, considering the absolutely disgusting rates of murder, rape, assault, and other forms of inhuman abuse committed by a small but vicious minority black people?

That might have something to do with the fact that a majority of black pregnancies end in abortion, and some of the survivors conclude that black lives don't matter.

Which is the lesson white liberals want them to learn.

Posted by: Methos at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (kOpft)

244 I'll be in the shitter when you guys get thru polishing this turd

Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (us2H3)

I hope everything comes out OK.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (yHsuS)

245 Lady Colin Campbell has a mouth that would make a sailor blush

Full of Marine cock?

(ducks) I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (tq6IP)

246 Some shit website has the top 10 SNL Weekend Update anchors and lists Tina Fey as #1.

What a crock of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL ok karens

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (yMJ7Y)

247 Her Royal Sea Cucumber
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM

She will leave her snail trail all the way across the Atlantic.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (GwxCX)

248 RIP. I had a lot of respect for her. Her idiot children, not so much.

Posted by: Oldstoke at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM (TH2A9)

249 Has Chuckles actually taken the name "Charles III?"

Supposedly he's not going to use that name, as both previous Chucks were terrible kings and people. But who knows, the man has some of the world's worst judgment and seems to utterly lack wisdom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM

Please don't take Charles III
Please don't take Charles III
Please don't take Charles III

Charles lost a lot of favor after Manson, Chuck 3 will totally kill it.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM (xttsV)

250 RIP Queen Elizabeth. A classy, tough woman who did her job and didn't complain. Hopefully, England doesn't suffer too much under her feckless son.

Sky News has good live coverage via Youtube. BBC had a weird sign language lady who was very distracting.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM (V66kM)

251 Royal Subjects. All rise for King Tampax...

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM (GwxCX)

252 242 Confirmed on BBC...new title is King Charles III.

So, third times the charm, eh?

Posted by: cheshirecat at September 08, 2022 02:12 PM (TwA+r)

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Now, make your people suffer for choosing to live lives of comfort through modernity, Charles III.

Teach them their place. Send your country (but not your country estates) back to the stone ages.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

253 Seems appropriate for the occasion: https://bit.ly/2F8kFfF

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM (u+Y3T)

254 I'm disappointed they didn't pick King Harv for the new king of England. He's tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Beartooth

Huzzah for King Harv!

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (ftFVW)

255 hahaha

the proddys got themselves a Cathlick queen again

Posted by: kallisto at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (dCxaZ)

256 Ghouls.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (WWh8n)

257 Some shit website has the top 10 SNL Weekend Update anchors and lists Tina Fey as #1.

What a crock of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
==
#1 Norm MacDonald
#2 Dennis Miller
the end

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (u4CEu)

258 232 Nope. Nope nope nope!

Posted by: Lady of the Lake

No worries, Lady! Give it a toss. With Charles' luck, he'll catch the old blade in his chest!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (Gda1b)

Excellent throw! You hit yourself square in the head. Normally this would do no damage, but by...you fall over backwards and break your neck...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

259 Was waiting for subhuman garbage like Uju Anya to spew their projectile vomit. Predictable as the sun rising.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (Xrfse)

260 I blame Putin for this.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (zVtbJ)

261 Royal Subjects. All rise for King Tampax...
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM

Always.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (h+wzp)

262 "Please don't take Charles III
Please don't take Charles III
Please don't take Charles III "

Too bad, he's chosen it. It's like he wants to fail.

Posted by: cheshirecat at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (TwA+r)

263 >>>This is a long way from the ultra laissez faire coolness of Chuy, I'm just saying.
Chuy didn't make excuses, he didn't give a fuck.

lol

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (B3oWe)

264 249 And, b/c of the times when America "was built", black people certainly didn't do much if any of the design work, engineering, etc. t build America.

I'd just like us to have an actual honest conversation about race so we can finally put a stop to all the non-historical nonsense.
Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM (ky+MF)

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Remember how New York was a manufacturing center of the world and had freed all of its slaves before the Revolution was over?

And then Virginia lost to the industrial might of New York in the Civil War?

Yeah...the whole, "black slaves build America" thing makes just about zero sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

265 Hi Weasel! I'd make a terrible queen, but thanks anyway. I'd be too inclined to use "off with their heads!" way too often.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (aeePL)

266 Please don't take Charles III
______________

Charles 2.5?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

267 Some shit website has the top 10 SNL Weekend Update anchors and lists Tina Fey as #1.

What a crock of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
That it is.
1. Norm MacDonald
2. All others. Maybe Dennis Miller a bit above the rest of the field.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 08, 2022 02:15 PM (WWh8n)

268 My wife will be ssd

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 02:15 PM (fi9mI)

269 I'd just like us to have an actual honest conversation about race so we can finally put a stop to all the non-historical nonsense.
Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM

Good luck. There's too many race hucksters that get their grift from creating victims. Imagine being told all your life that all your problems were because of one group of people. They make the Palestinians look benign.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:15 PM (GwxCX)

270 What about "King Harv" or is that already taken?

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

271 Not just the left. There's folks on the right - some of my friends - who lump the royal family in with Epstein, Clinton, and the rest of the pizza crowd. They are also celebrating, although must more subtly.

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (u+Y3T)

272 DOOONNN'TT CAAARRREE!

Posted by: Jay Cutler at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (IeouQ)

273 269 My wife will be ssd

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 02:15 PM (fi9mI)

Wife went "Eh?", and fell back asleep.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

274 If it were my choice I'd pick Akhenaton II. Confuse the hell out of all the pundits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (guGkK)

275
King Chuck
How'd you get so funky

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (geLO8)

276 Well fuck, here we go again!

Posted by: Cromwell at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (u73oe)

277 let's stop the race stuff, it's gone far enough.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (B3oWe)

278 Didn't the UK liberate Wakanda? Why the hate?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (lf83v)

279 Does this mean Prince Andrew is back in?

Posted by: Haywood at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (jxMt9)

280 What about "King Harv" or is that already taken?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
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It is, but King Harv II seems to be available.

Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (aeePL)

281 Charles III, The Curse of Chucky

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (Jg92y)

282 Posted by: bluebell at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (aeePL)
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Ha! Off with their heads with a rusty shiv!

Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (0IeYL)

283 Was waiting for subhuman garbage like Uju Anya to spew their projectile vomit. Predictable as the sun rising.

--

That thing of a human being knows she is at zero risk of losing her prestigious job.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (sVtYq)

284 Thank you, ace.

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (tkvCl)

285 You could flip-flop Dennis and Norm at 1 and 2.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (h+wzp)

286 I'm disappointed they didn't pick King Harv for the new king of England. He's tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM

The creepy Burger King would be better than Charles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (asZuX)

287 Norm MacDonald
2. All others. Maybe Dennis Miller a bit above the rest of the field.

Miller was damn good. Chevy Chase was excellent.

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (u+Y3T)

288 8 >>> It's good to be the King.
Posted by: King Charles III

eek, how worrying.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (B3oWe)

Isn't that a breed of dog?

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (RuTUS)

289 Posted by: REDACTED at September 08, 2022 02:11 PM (us2H3

You're a big boy now and also not Joe Biden. We don't really need to be informed of your bathroom habits and you don't need our permission to go potty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (wvo9L)

290 I think this article is supposed to be putting this in a negative light, but I thought it was great to know:

https://bit.ly/3RNKwNR

A Tiny Christian College in Michigan Is Infiltrating Florida's Schools

The changes to Florida's educational system over the past year have been pretty breathtaking -- and it turns out, all the attention-grabbing education bills DeSantis has been passing were years in the making. They're part of a larger project being driven not just by Florida but by a small liberal arts college in Michigan known as Hillsdale. The Christian school has been described as a "citadel of American conservatism"; Donald Trump has connections there, Ted Cruz and Clarence Thomas have been commencement speakers, and the school has started a series of "leadership seminars" that sound like right-wing TED Talks. Hillsdale is also a champion of what it calls "patriotic education": When the New York Times' 1619 Project became a conservative lightning rod, leaders at the school worked with the Trump administration to put together an alternative called the "1776 curriculum."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (Do5/p)

291 Maybe they'll vote on it. I'd like to submit King Cunty McBigEars I.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Kingy McKingface.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (ZSpaZ)

292
King Charles, and his low IQ, and his left wing social activism, and his selling of access and favors.

And his strange jug-eared carrot-nosed head. Looks like a set of wedding tackle.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (v7TtT)

293 What was wrong with Charles II? He was the Merry Monarch! He was known for his witty remarks, and I thought he was quite popular

He lost almost all of England's land on the continent and constantly raised taxes to pay for his partying while doing basically zero for anyone but himself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (Ivdso)

294 The Washington Legislature in 2020 passed a bill requiring the state to do whatever California did in the future about vehicle emissions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 08, 2022 02:10 PM (I2/tG)

So, if California drove off a cliff...

Oh. I see.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (wBpKf)

295 let's stop the race stuff, it's gone far enough.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (B3oWe)

***

WHAT?

Posted by: Usain Bolt at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (flINI)

296 Hey...

Remember the conspiracy that Elizabeth had made a secret agreement to pass over Charles for William?

Yeah, that was fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

297 Yeah...the whole, "black slaves build America" thing makes just about zero sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)
______________

Two points: One, it's total rubbish. Slaves were menial field hands and domestic help. It's like saying chambermaids at the Marriott built America.

Two, assuming arguendo that African slaves DID build America, why didn't Africans build ... Africa? No one to organize them and tell them what to do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

298 RIP Queen Elizabeth. A classy, tough woman who did her job and didn't complain. Hopefully, England doesn't suffer too much under her feckless son.

Sky News has good live coverage via Youtube. BBC had a weird sign language lady who was very distracting.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 08, 2022 02:13 PM

Chuck is a douche but I don't think he can do much harm. He is basically the teams mascot.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (GwxCX)

299 RIP QE2, such a lovely lady

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (geLO8)

300
May she Rest in Peace.

She set a fr better example of courtesy and decorum than her eldest offspring did.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (pNxlR)

301 190 Why doesn't he go with King Ethelred?
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I would recommend King Alfred the Great.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (D8mow)

302 She got her button the year I was born.

Not happy.

Posted by: torabora at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (mHDxn)

303 288 Norm MacDonald
2. All others. Maybe Dennis Miller a bit above the rest of the field.

Miller was damn good. Chevy Chase was excellent.
Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (u+Y3T)

I miss Norm.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (RuTUS)

304 But who knows, the man has some of the world's worst judgment and seems to utterly lack wisdom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:03 PM (Ivdso)

Not to be a Charles defender here but to acquire good judgement and wisdom you need to actually fail at something. In fact you need to fail multiple times. I don't believe he has ever been allowed to try and do anything of note, let alone fail in the attempt.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (NxOLn)

305 I always respected her

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (pHxea)

306 Megan just found out she will not be queen, the wailing could be heard all the way to Wales.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (M+Lyo)

307 8 >>> It's good to be the King.
Posted by: King Charles III

eek, how worrying.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (B3oWe)

Better than "it's good to be the tampon".

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (5Qjf9)

308 Funny how there’s never been a King John II.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (Ab2uT)

309 And yeah gotta add Chevy Chase into the best SNL "news anchor". I never saw Fey do her thing so I cannot list, but also cannot imagine being better than Miller or MacDonald

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (Ivdso)

310 May God rest the Queen and give her eternal rest. And may he condemn her demonizers to eternal torment.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (eJn7u)

311
Now begins the reign of King Tampon I.

May his days be cursed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (pNxlR)

312 RIP to Queen Elizabeth. She put England first.
Sad England has to have that quarterwit son of hers as King.

When I read this I laughed so hard it garnered attention:

"The Royal Family has posted extra security to keep Meghan Markle from breaking in to take a selfie with the body."

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (9M3Vu)

313 No love for Bill Murray and Jane Curtin?

Posted by: DB at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (geLO8)

314 Funny, isn't it, how when one of the lefties dies, we offer our condolences even if the decedent was a major enemy. They on the other hand spew hatred and vitriol.

That alone should be enough to make some left-leaners think, but . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

315 enough with the racial grumbling, it's getting ugly and I'm going to just start deleting.

please allow me to occasional make a comment about "antiracism" without a thread becoming all about grievances about blacks.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (B3oWe)

316 307 Megan just found out she will not be queen, the wailing could be heard all the way to Wales.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (M+Lyo)

===========

"But...you forced Harry to leave the royal family. You forced him. There was screaming. By You."

"I didn't know it would lead to this!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

317 Charles should name himself Henry IX and then go Henry VIII that stupid Prince Harry.

Posted by: Jmel at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (RWHIh)

318 African tribes lived in peace and harmony before the Europeans came.

Same in the Americas

Posted by: The Apaches

*FistBump

-- The Comanche, Kiowa, Sioux and Cheyenne.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (Gda1b)

319 Why doesn't he go with King Ethelred?
___________

Because it's too hard for everyone to change their keyboard to make that "A" joined with "E" character.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (lf83v)

320 "Please don't take Charles III
Please don't take Charles III
Please don't take Charles III "

Too bad, he's chosen it. It's like he wants to fail.
Posted by: cheshirecat at September 08, 2022 02:14 PM

Great. England now knows the form of the destroyer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (asZuX)

321 Sky News has good live coverage via Youtube. BBC had a weird sign language lady who was very distracting.
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All sign language signers are annoying. Why don't the deaf have their own channel? Why can't they fucking read?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (D8mow)

322 > Who can America send to the funeral who isn't a total embarrassment?
____________

Nobody, really.

But here's my all-star list I'd like to see go:
- *biden and/or Doctor Jill
- the Buttpluger
- The nuclear waste weirdo
- The transgender "Admiral"
- Madison Cornbread

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (BFigT)

323 288 Norm MacDonald
2. All others. Maybe Dennis Miller a bit above the rest of the field.

Miller was damn good. Chevy Chase was excellent.
Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2022 02:17 PM (u+Y3T)

Was always a fan of Colin Quinn. I may be the only one that remembers he even hosted Weekend Update.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2022 02:20 PM (KbCG3)

324 The Queen Has Passed at Age 96
—Ace

Willowed prior thread: 415 Queen Elizabeth 2 was also the Monarch and Head of State since the independence of the Bahamas, July 10, 1973. A handful of years ago, I was in the Bahamas for our July 4th & preparations were also being made for the Bahamian Independence Day. Both were lovely celebrations & I had the impression the Queen & Princess Margaret (the latter for which their main hospital was named, I think) were admired and respected by the Bahamian people.

The 11th is our 9/11 and our Benghazi. It's a sad week, indeed.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 02:20 PM (NIYa7)

325 I always respected her

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (pHxea)

Not bothered by her is best I can do.

Posted by: Pawn Stars at September 08, 2022 02:20 PM (yHsuS)

326 322 Sky News has good live coverage via Youtube. BBC had a weird sign language lady who was very distracting.
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All sign language signers are annoying. Why don't the deaf have their own channel? Why can't they fucking read?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:19 PM (D8mow)

Do you need two signers if the speech is bi-lingual?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

327 Does this mean Prince Andrew is back in?
Posted by: Haywood at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (jxMt9)

.......

Oh hell no. Charles hates him, as does William, I think. They were behind him being removed from public appearances. We may never see him publicly after the funeral, and might not see him then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 02:20 PM (e5oWi)

328 Alford E Neuman, the boy who would be king

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (M+Lyo)

329 Soon, Biden will get to shit his pants in the presence of British Royalty

Again

Posted by: JoeF. at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (pHxea)

330 This counts as a covid death, right?

Posted by: Ripley at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (MxEKc)

331 Chuckie Part 3

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (GwxCX)

332 299 Chuck is a douche but I don't think he can do much harm. He is basically the teams mascot.
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (GwxCX)

He can resign and let his top son have the job.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (RuTUS)

333 That's a lovely picture of Queen Elizabeth up there, Ace. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (wvo9L)

334 That thing of a human being knows she is at zero risk of losing her prestigious job.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM (sVtYq)

Those people who have faced no real adversity and accomplished nothing worth remembering, will now do the laziest thing possible to enhance their self esteem.

They will post something ignorant to Twitter.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (wBpKf)

335 Disclaimer: My comment a bit earlier was truly intended to be color blind. IMO, all woke leftists are subhuman garbage. Racial considerations had absolutely nothing to do with what I posted.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (Xrfse)

336 The Queen is dead, long live Queen Charles.

Posted by: motionview, a MAGA Republican (who supports DeSantis) at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (m7Ses)

337 Charles the Unready.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (yQpMk)

338 I admire the Queen because of who she was as a person, not as a monarch. She represented GB with style and grace, far better than those limey bastards deserved.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (eJn7u)

339 RIP Queen Elizabeth - A long life stretching from the Jazz Age to the Age of Grift. A life of service and devotion to duty for a country she loved heart and soul.

Posted by: mrp at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (6eRlp)

340 Megan just found out she will not be queen, the wailing could be heard all the way to Wales.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

The wails in Wales come mainly from the whales.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (ftFVW)

341 He lost almost all of England's land on the continent and constantly raised taxes to pay for his partying while doing basically zero for anyone but himself.

hey man, I fathered at least 14 kids and looked good and had fun the whole time. Sorry for partying.

Posted by: Charles II at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (j5Tg0)

342 Can I nominate Guy de Lusignan as the next English king?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

343 i'm now deleting Mehive's posts.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (B3oWe)

344 Why doesn't he go with King Ethelred?

Posted by: That NLurker guy

You listen to The Rest is History Podcast with Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook, don't you?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (Gda1b)

345 That's a lovely picture of Queen Elizabeth up there, Ace. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (wvo9L)

I was just about to say the same, Fen. May she rest in peace.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

346 I may have revealed this before, but did you know that I am descended from Alfred the Great? Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (D8mow)

347 Worst time line ever to live in.

96 years. 70 year reign.
And the only thing they can do in remembrance is spit venom about the sin of Ruling While White.

Front row seats to the end of Western Civilization.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (AbL8c)

348 Thanks for the thoughts and prayers, y'all! The Queen will be thrown into a pit, in lieu of a costly, high carbon funeral, as I'm sure she would have wanted.

Posted by: King Charles The Awesome at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (vooaz)

349 She always was classy. I imagine though her life was sad in many ways. Imagine living in that bubble. It's almost as if she were a prisoner in some strange way IMHO.
RIP

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (GwxCX)

350 343 i'm now deleting Mehive's posts.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (B3oWe)

Not a name I recognize.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:23 PM (RuTUS)

351 He can resign and let his top son have the job.
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Wouldn't this piss off his girlfriend?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:23 PM (D8mow)

352 How awful it must be to be "Uju" or "Wesley" or a person even remotely like either of them.

Nothing but black, oozing goo where their hearts and souls should be.

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2022 02:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

353 Biden should send Chelsea Clinton and Caroline Kennedy as his representatives to the Queen's funeral. They're royalty here.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 02:23 PM (rJ48h)

354 337 Charles the Unready.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (yQpMk)

Damn, forgot the title of the police officer who was mocked for informing women about feminine products. Charles would be the perfect "Royal" version of this.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:23 PM (ynpvh)

355 353 Biden should send Chelsea Clinton and Caroline Kennedy as his representatives to the Queen's funeral. They're royalty here.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 02:23 PM (rJ48h)

==========

Isn't there some crack-addled Kennedy we could send too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

356 The world lost a very decent woman today. That is sad.

I must stop by my local Burger King later and offer my condolences.

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (VJsqe)

357 The Monarchy loses the one, final member who was worth remembering.

I wonder, will it ever recover? I mean Royal families ebb and flow like time itself, but we might just be at a historical juncture where people just move on. I guess the Brits will sally forth for posterity/tradition, but it really has hit some dead wood at the moment.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (aXxgO)

358 Two, assuming arguendo that African slaves DID build America, why didn't Africans build ... Africa? No one to organize them and tell them what to do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

This is an argument I've made for decades about the relative worth of a western nation versus any African nation. Why has no African nation been truly successful? the left would say colonialism. but, that begs the question, why were they so far behind even when colonialism started. Most of Africa hadn't even entered the iron age at that time. Colonialism jumped them up decades, if not centuries, in technology.

Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (ky+MF)

359 With the Queen dead, will we be calling the corgi's anymore?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (4q/mG)

360
Now they're interviewing celebs, all of whom suggest that Elizabeth was lucky to have met them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (1Nxff)

361 #1 Norm MacDonald
#2 Dennis Miller
the end
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a

Didn't Chevy Chase create the original role? Not sure I remember that right, but I guess he gets some credit for that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (ZSpaZ)

362 We Americans aren't much into royalty, and certainly my own ancestors were no fans of the Brits, but Queen Elizabeth was a good woman and an incredible monarch. She was a great defender of traditions, and a role model of morality and respectability--qualities that will be sorely missed, but not more than she. May she rest in peace.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (3ImbR)

363 Does this mean Prince Andrew is back in?
Posted by: Haywood at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM

He's in a can.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (GwxCX)

364 356 The world lost a very decent woman today. That is sad.

I must stop by my local Burger King later and offer my condolences.
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (VJsqe)

I laughed!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (RuTUS)

365 359 With the Queen dead, will we be calling the corgi's anymore?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (4q/mG)

Pulling tampons with Charles

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (ynpvh)

366 Speaking of world leaders, Imperial Japan was much worse than Nazi Germany. From their secret police to the genocide of undesirables to human medical experiments.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (ZB6WQ)

367 Took long enough...

Posted by: Charles' petulant trouser cough at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (FjlUt)

368 363 Does this mean Prince Andrew is back in?
Posted by: Haywood at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM

He's in a can.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (GwxCX)

He should be IN THE CAN...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (ynpvh)

369 How awful it must be to be "Uju" or "Wesley"

Especially if your last name is "Crusher"...

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (u+Y3T)

370 128 108 Can we have her liver?
Posted by: Liver Donors Inc at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (DrEn

Monty Python always safe.
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (6TxNR)

Not true - my wife had never seen Python before we met. By a twist of fate, this was the first sketch she ever saw. It was also the last.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (906pl)

371 Was always a fan of Colin Quinn. I may be the only one that remembers he even hosted Weekend Update.

YES!! He was terrific!

Id say Norm then Colin then Dennis

sorry about the nasty stuff on the thread here, Chuy.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (w0NJk)

372 *He will either reign as Charles III or George VII, according to Wiki, which is never wrong.

Interesting. As has been noted Charles isn't the best track record for kings, with I being beheaded and II being most known for having a ton of kids with mistresses but no legit heir with his wife, thus creating a mess when his Catholic brother succeeded him
Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 02:06 PM (j5Tg0)

The best Charles II story is one day his unpopular heir James came and begged him to take more consideration for personal security. Charles paused a moment and said "James, there isn't a man alive in England who would kill me to see you be king" and went right on.

James did become king and was soon unseated in a coup in 1688.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (eoQWY)

373 359 Charles has JRTs

Posted by: CN at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (Zzbjj)

374 Colin Quinn had a few funny moments on there. Tough to follow Norm and Dennis Miller.

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (j5Tg0)

375 He can resign and let his top son have the job.
Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:21 PM (RuTUS)

Charles might be a good enough father to spare his son that burden for as long as possible.

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

376 The world lost a very decent woman today. That is sad.
___

Meanwhile, so many evil ones are still drawing breath.

Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (tkvCl)

377 Two, assuming arguendo that African slaves DID build America, why didn't Africans build ... Africa? No one to organize them and tell them what to do?

They was kangs! They invented airplanes and algebra and everything! But it was stolen from them, and because it was stolen they didn't have it any more. Somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (Ivdso)

378 Twitter gives multitudes of examples daily that sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut and let them wonder if you are a fool rather open it and remove all doubt.

I have enough self-awareness to know that I can't trust myself enough to post on twitter. But I don't enough self-awareness yet to not post on AoS comment threads.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (fs1hN)

379 Ace,

that's totally unfair. I'm responding to what you quoted and I've never said black people are inferior. I do believe black nations have not advanced and there are reasons for that. But I know many black people smarter than me.

You are acting like a leftist by deleting my posts.

You've done it in the past. Anything that even questions black people and you revert to a leftist too scared of being called racist to engage in thoughful conversation on the subject.

It's sad.

Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (ky+MF)

380 I always have, and still believe that life is a journey in pursuit of the truth. In that process it is about what you accomplish and become along the way. It's about the credibility and legitimacy earned and derived from the veracity of your actual accomplishments. That is, verifiable truths and material facts.

The people on Twitter mostly have none of that. They would not know truth if it crawled up their flabby, bulbous backsides. They have no accomplishments other then the spittle they fleck onto the page from their rage, ignorance and lack of any sensibility. Their only fans and supporters are other obtuse, dumb, dimwitted, like-minded buffoons who derive all their self worth from their sad lives on Twitter. They believe themselves important, because they say they are. Look at all my followers and my re-Tweets! I'm validated in my own personal delusions about myself! It's really a hive psychosis and of benighted, self-important dolts.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (VpIIl)

381 370 128 108 Can we have her liver?
Posted by: Liver Donors Inc at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (DrEn

Monty Python always safe.
Posted by: blaster at September 08, 2022 02:02 PM (6TxNR)

Not true - my wife had never seen Python before we met. By a twist of fate, this was the first sketch she ever saw. It was also the last.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 08, 2022 02:25 PM (906pl)

Shoulda done the Lumberjack one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (ynpvh)

382 I forgot about Colin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (h+wzp)

383 I liked Colin Quinn but he's always really uneven, and seems incredibly unsure of himself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (Ivdso)

384 Dr Jill Biden could have saved her.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 02:27 PM (cxG4V)

385 How did Uji Anya feel about the rape and mass killing of the Tutsi's in Rwanda?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 01:56 PM (wvo9L)

Blamed it on "wypipo", you can be sure. If it even registered on her reptilian brain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2022 02:27 PM (JtCnR)

386 Oh, now I see who the culprit is. Never mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (Xrfse)

387 377 Two, assuming arguendo that African slaves DID build America, why didn't Africans build ... Africa? No one to organize them and tell them what to do?

They was kangs! They invented airplanes and algebra and everything! But it was stolen from them, and because it was stolen they didn't have it any more. Somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (Ivdso)

Too busy selling each other into slavery

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

388 [Does this mean Prince Andrew is back in?
Posted by: Haywood at September 08, 2022 02:16 PM

He's in a can.
Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (GwxCX)

Stupid joke... but I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (AiZBA)

389 346 I may have revealed this before, but did you know that I am descended from Alfred the Great? Just sayin.

that's nice. i'm decided from bob the almost mediocre.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (sGtp+)

390 #1 Norm MacDonald
#2 Dennis Miller
the end
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a

Didn't Chevy Chase create the original role? Not sure I remember that right, but I guess he gets some credit for that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
===

He did but it was just Gerald Ford tripping or hitting his head jokes and slapstick. I didn't find his Weekend Update that funny.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (u4CEu)

391 My wife is a fan of Queen Elizabeth

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (fi9mI)

392
You've done it in the past. Anything that even questions black people and you revert to a leftist too scared of being called racist to engage in thoughful conversation on the subject.

It's sad.
Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (ky+MF)

You could be banned. You should be thankful he's only deleting your posts.

But keep pushing......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

393 Stacy Abrams was the true Queen.

Posted by: Kamala's Funeral Oration at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (FVME7)

394 I look forward to Biden stumblefucking his way through a eulogy, attempt to shake hands with another imaginary person, then immediately start sniffing and dry-humping one of the bearskin shakos that the palace guards wear.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (8LP6B)

395 353 Biden should send Chelsea Clinton and Caroline Kennedy as his representatives to the Queen's funeral. They're royalty here.

If so, may HMP Bronzefield be readily available for their accommodations.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (NIYa7)

396 R.I.P.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (KLPy8)

397 Stupid website even had Seth Meyers higher ranked than Dennis Miller.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

398 383 I liked Colin Quinn but he's always really uneven, and seems incredibly unsure of himself.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (Ivdso)

He was disarming in this way. Almost couldn't tell if it was part of the joke. Always made me laugh.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (KbCG3)

399

Slavery is as old as the world and as widespread and every race has been subjected to it.

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

400 You could be banned. You should be thankful he's only deleting your posts.

But keep pushing......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

It's not like he's posting Queensryche lyrics.

Posted by: Pawn Stars at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (yHsuS)

401 101 33 The monarchy survived Cromwell. It will survive Charles. It's a huge tourist attraction

as in it attracts huge tourists?
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (sGtp+)

Have you seen the average American lately?
Svelte is not the first word that comes to mind.

Posted by: rd at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (Z32m1)

402 Look at me! I am on Twitter! I say important things! I also look like a cross between Idi Amin and Kenan Thompson, only dumber!

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (VpIIl)

403 389 346 I may have revealed this before, but did you know that I am descended from Alfred the Great? Just sayin.

that's nice. i'm decided from bob the almost mediocre.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (sGtp+)

Better to be descended from horse thieves than royals. Fewer people killed and less stuff stolen.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

404 Here's the thing. Britain has much to be very very proud of. Much of that was lost in the past 70 years.

Surely she is not to blame, but she reminds me of a lot of Republican leaders who stand by as the world turns to shit and don't make the case that it is going all wrong.

Look at this video: watch?v=nZ3AN-kd66g
LMS - General Repair - 1938 - LMS Railway film

And tell me that the UK is now a better place than it was then.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (ZSpaZ)

405 It's hilarious that every leftist on Twitter today is giving their hot takes on the subject of monarchy while wearing their Fauci t-shirt in the same room as their Ruth Bader Ginsburg votive candle and posting on social media about how sad it is that it looks like Hillary's not going to run in 2024 after all.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (wb1YC)

406 Mehive is taking a stick to the beehive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (h+wzp)

407 Another grim milestone of the Biden administration.

Posted by: Kamala's Funeral Oration at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (FVME7)

408 Biden should send Chelsea Clinton and Caroline Kennedy as his representatives to the Queen's funeral. They're royalty here.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022

***
Good point. Or at least they think they are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (J2vNu)

409 anybody know where you can find Norm MacDonald's Live podcast?? Watched the Jim Breuer on Crowder yesterday and it was really good and he told the Chris katan story and I wanted to get all of Norm's Podcasts.

I guess Jim Breuer has become religious and that has turned Hollywood off.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (cxG4V)

410 Better to be descended from horse thieves than royals. Fewer people killed and less stuff stolen.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

Or Masturbatin Pete. You'd be the one that got away.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (yHsuS)

411 230 Surprised Camilla gets to be called Queen Consort. I thought part of the deal of Charles marrying her was that she never ever got to be called queen (I know Queen Consort is different but it's not THAT different).
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
-------------------------

I remember that.
I think the transition started about 6 months ago.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (Y7uha)

412 Charles first act as King will be to make the U.K. a carbon free monarchy. And in that case, he should STFU. Forever.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (VpIIl)

413 You could be banned. You should be thankful he's only deleting your posts.

But keep pushing......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh should I? Please. Lay out for me why? What have I said that is untrue? Where have I said something racist?

Your response is pathetic. You may as well join Twitter, FB, et al, in censoring conservatives. Why don't you cheer while books are burned? I'll bet you do.

How pathetic. this is why conservative always lose. they buy into the liberal "thoughts" and enforce the liberal rules.

Pathetic. Truly and totally pathetic.

Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (ky+MF)

414 406 Mehive is taking a stick to the beehive.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (h+wzp)

World of difference between hornets and bees

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

415 Biden should send the smartest man he knows, his son Hunter. Class up the low brow funeral the Queen will have.

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (u4CEu)

416 I have enjoyed "A Royal Night Out."

VE Day and she and Margaret get to go out to celebrate.

Even then, she knew what her responsibilities were. And the actress that plays her is cute too.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (C1rbv)

417 393 Stacy Abrams was the true Queen.
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Of the Zulus, yes. Problem was she could'nt keep up on a march. Too busy grazing and hanging about the Kraal.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (D8mow)

418 Long live king Harv.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (q7YwT)

419 Stupid website even had Seth Meyers higher ranked than Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM

What? GTFO, Seth (I swear I'm not gay!) Meyers? I hate that smarmy fuckstick.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (GwxCX)

420 My wife was on the phone to her mom in the UK and they were watching the coverage on Sky News together early this morning. They don't talk that often. Her mom was 11 when she became queen which is crazy.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (AOHti)

421 I'm not descended from anyone you know except Noah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (Ivdso)

422 The world lost a very decent woman today. That is sad.
___

Meanwhile, so many evil ones are still drawing breath.
Posted by: SMH at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (tkvCl)

But it could be my last!

Posted by: AOC at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (kOpft)

423 411 230 Surprised Camilla gets to be called Queen Consort. I thought part of the deal of Charles marrying her was that she never ever got to be called queen (I know Queen Consort is different but it's not THAT different).
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
-------------------------

I remember that.
I think the transition started about 6 months ago.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (Y7uha)

Queen Consort...Snort.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

424 So now William will be Prince of Wales and Kate will be Princess of Wales. I sure hope Charles doesn't live as long as his mother.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (DBrN4)

425 Long live Sponge!

Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (0IeYL)

426 Who the fuck is the Mehive guy? Seems a total twit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (D8mow)

427 393 Stacy Abrams was the true Queen.
______________

Mayor Buttplug: "Pfffft."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

428 I may have revealed this before, but did you know that I am descended from Alfred the Great? Just sayin.

that's nice. i'm decided from bob the almost mediocre.

Posted by: kulak anachronda

I'm descended from Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: Kamala's Funeral Oration at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (FVME7)

429 On Twitter people have posted pictures of a double rainbow that appeared over Buckingham Palace, and another one that appeared over Windsor Castle, right after she died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

430 412 Charles first act as King will be to make the U.K. a carbon free monarchy. And in that case, he should STFU. Forever.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (VpIIl)

The only way to be carbon-free is to get rid of the carbon; that's you and me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

431
Bitch deathbombed my birthday!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (1Nxff)

432 Biden should send the smartest man he knows, his son Hunter. Class up the low brow funeral the Queen will have.

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM

Well, the afterparty will be lit!

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (GwxCX)

433 I played a few pick up basketball games with Colin Quinn. Short guy. Very nice. This was before he was on SNL. His claim to fame at the time was MTV.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (ZB6WQ)

434
Kamala better keep her mouth shut at that funeral.

Gotta keep that dress black for Brandon's Big Day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (oINRc)

435 350 343 i'm now deleting Mehive's posts.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:22 PM (B3oWe)

Not a name I recognize.
Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:23 PM (RuTUS)

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Never heard of him either. Troublemaker?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (9M3Vu)

436 409 anybody know where you can find Norm MacDonald's Live podcast?? Watched the Jim Breuer on Crowder yesterday and it was really good and he told the Chris katan story and I wanted to get all of Norm's Podcasts.

I guess Jim Breuer has become religious and that has turned Hollywood off.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 02:30 PM (cxG4V)

Breuer has some amazing Norm stories. You can find Norm's YouTube channel by searching "I'm Not Norm".

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (KbCG3)

437 Ancient Egyptians were Greek diaspora.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (44ww/)

438 England, along with the rest of Europe, has a lot of very serious issues in the coming months and years that have to be dealt with but luckily Charles will be there to remind everyone to sort their recycling.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (wb1YC)

439
It's not like he's posting Queensryche lyrics.
Posted by: Pawn Stars at September 08, 2022 02:29 PM (yHsuS)

Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Uh-oh...Charles.

Posted by: Caliban at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (ni2c1)

441 35 When will the Clown Prince be crowned? Is there a private ceremony immediately and then the public extravaganza? Like the VP taking over for the President? Or are they without a monarch right now?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)
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Charles immediately becomes King. Elizabeth was in East Africa, I think, when she was told that her father had died and she was now Queen.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (qfLjt)

442 Oh should I? Please. Lay out for me why? What have I said that is untrue? Where have I said something racist?

Why don't you step up and be the man and show us what you think ACE should have posted. Cut loose, give us the goods, what about black people should be said that ACE didn't?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (Ivdso)

443 To everyone in America, I would like to say that we will all miss Elton John. The Queen of England was such a beloved figured. I once sniffed a congressmen's daughter to Candle in the Wind and I will never forget that moment.

Posted by: Joey Biden at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (ESjRY)

444
Queen Consort...Snort.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

_________

Side Piece to the Throne

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (1Nxff)

445 On Twitter people have posted pictures of a double rainbow that appeared over Buckingham Palace, and another one that appeared over Windsor Castle, right after she died.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

She was gay?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

446 Mrs. Peel, the Queen announce last year I think, that she wanted Camilla to be Queen Consort. So with her blessing, people accepted the idea. Most people anyway.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (fI5TH)

447 415 Biden should send the smartest man he knows, his son Hunter. Class up the low brow funeral the Queen will have.

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (u4CEu)

Not sure how he'd get 10% of the Queen back to the "Big Guy"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (ynpvh)

448 Bitch deathbombed my birthday!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (1Nxff)

Count yourself lucky. And happy birthday to you and JJ.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (yHsuS)

449 Dat Queen Lady be knowing all she bees knowing from watching Dr. Gurgles and the third reich.

Resist We Much!

Posted by: Al Sharpton, Ignorant Illiterate Raycist at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (2CExO)

450 World of difference between hornets and bees
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

It rhymes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (h+wzp)

451 433 I played a few pick up basketball games with Colin Quinn. Short guy. Very nice. This was before he was on SNL. His claim to fame at the time was MTV.
Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (ZB6WQ)

I went to a few tapings of his Tough Crowd show. Really nice guy. Almost seemed embarrassed that people would want to shake his hand.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (KbCG3)

452 421 I'm not descended from anyone you know except Noah.
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Not only am I descended from Alfred the Great I am related to Daniel Boone via marriage. I have also met Colonel Sanders twice in my life. I'm special.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (D8mow)

453 I have Bohemian Rhapsody in my head.
Now you do, too.
Sorry.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (RG7Wy)

454 Hm, so Charles will in fact be known as King Charles III. Shows how much we know.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (bhRsz)

455
Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (ky+MF)

Then I encourage you to start your own blog. WordPress is thataway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (n+4am)

456 387 377 Two, assuming arguendo that African slaves DID build America, why didn't Africans build ... Africa? No one to organize them and tell them what to do?

They was kangs! They invented airplanes and algebra and everything! But it was stolen from them, and because it was stolen they didn't have it any more. Somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:26 PM (Ivdso)

Too busy selling each other into slavery
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

The Woman King a movie that is gonna glorify the Kingdom that UK had to use force of arms stop them from the slave trade. They had to Use Woman because they lost a lot of men trying to capture other tribes and sell them off they were monsters

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (cxG4V)

457 Charles is going to slash the list of working royals. Let’s hope he removes Harry’s title at the same time, and stops giving him and his dreadful, grasping wife money. He now has that power since Parliament handed that power over to the monarchy. As long as he is foolish enough to support them financially, they will keep coming back for more.

Posted by: Mari at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (zm+d5)

458 Does this mean there's an opening in the Pentavirate?

Posted by: spindrift at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (h5TKJ)

459 Side Piece to the Throne
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (1Nxff)

-------
Queen Consnizz

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (VJsqe)

460 Cumilla will be seated next to Kumalla. And a big dick in the middle.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (GwxCX)

461 Charles first act as King will be to make the U.K. a carbon free monarchy. And in that case, he should STFU. Forever.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (VpIIl)

The only way to be carbon-free is to get rid of the carbon; that's you and me.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

Kings and Queens of England these days have 0 power. If it happens in the UK, it will be Liz Truss not King Charles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (eoQWY)

462 If Biden goes to the funeral we're going to be hearing about Beau.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (rJ48h)

463 If you wanna read about a truly wicked monarch, read King Leopoldo’s Ghost, about Leopold II of Belgium.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (Ab2uT)

464 Long live Sponge!
Posted by: Weasel at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (0IeYL)

*fistbump*

Bro.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

465 Biden should send the smartest man he knows, his son Hunter. Class up the low brow funeral the Queen will have.

Dibs on that Meghan chick. I hear she gives good blow for good blow.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (ESjRY)

466 421 I'm not descended from anyone you know except Noah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (Ivdso)

And Kevin Bacon

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (ynpvh)

467 394 I look forward to Biden stumblefucking his way through a eulogy, attempt to shake hands with another imaginary person, then immediately start sniffing and dry-humping one of the bearskin shakos that the palace guards wear.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at September 08, 2022 02:28 PM (8LP6B)

I wouldn't think they'd ask him to speak.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (RuTUS)

468 It took 7 years for my mom to accept my wife. After my brothers had broken marriages, she was tired of making a bond only to see it broken.

Perhaps, Lizzie realized that Camilla was a good old girl that knew what needed to be done regarding keeping Chuckles in line.

And accepted and valued her.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (C1rbv)

469 Send her victorious
Happy and glorious

God save the Queen

Posted by: LadyS at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (5WgUb)

470 "I'd be too inclined to use "off with their heads!" way too often."

You have my vote!

Posted by: Bosk at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (v4L7Y)

471 The new King, King Cuck, won't last long. William will be King sooner than most think.

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

472 Cumilla will be seated next to Kumalla. And a big dick in the middle.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (GwxCX)

Big Mooch is coming?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (yHsuS)

473 They invented airplanes and algebra and everything! But it was stolen from them, and because it was stolen they didn't have it any more. Somehow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No, you're thinking the Chinese. Or the Muslims. Or Russians.

Funny that, everyone is so f-ing superior except the lineage of Western Civilization that actually did all those things.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (ZSpaZ)

474 $20 says Biden tries to shake the Queen Elizabeth's hand.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

475 New King will be known as Charles III

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62842089

Charles finally achieves his destiny

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (5Qjf9)

476 Colin Quinn did a "world history" comedy hour that was great.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (44ww/)

477 Interestingly, while Charles is currently king legally, he can't be coronated until he declares to Parliament on the first day of its session following the accession, or at the coronation, whichever is first, that he is a faithful Protestant. The oath is mandated by the Accession Declaration Act of 1910. He also has to be in communion with the Church of England.

So that'll be interesting...

Posted by: AmericanHawkman at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (VfMhS)

478 I think Douglas Murray should go to the Funeral. He's the British political commentator who lives here now. He's a conservative (maybe not entirely as conservative as some people might like) but he's bright and if you need a laugh, he skewers Karine Jean Pierre in today's NY Post. He also did a fine article on how we was sick of gay pride and gay pride parades and he's gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (wvo9L)

479 ...hello? She's gone?

Yes. Yes, I understand. Not my first time doing this by these terms.

My condolences.

/hangs up

Oh, Harry...it's time...

Posted by: Al Neri, by Her Majesty's request at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (OUMaO)

480 Ancient Egyptians were Greek diaspora.

Yeah something like that, Arabic or Greek ancient peoples.
All northern Africa is more Caucasian so it makes sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (Ivdso)

481 I'm getting just wee bit tired of being called a racist by actual racists.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

482 I hear she gives good blow for good blow.

Okay. I laughed.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (C1rbv)

483 King Chuck

He's my favorite honky!

King Chuck

Posted by: Steve Martin at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (iW8nX)

484
But it could be my last!
Posted by: AOC at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (kOpft)

The AlexStein99 music vid in the sidebar is funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

485 431
Bitch deathbombed my birthday!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (1Nxff)

My Dad died on mine. Worst part I was joking with my sister that it would be better for him to die on my birthday instead of her son's, which was the day after. I joked with my wife I should be buried next to him with a little plaque pointing to his death date from my birth date with, "Thanks, Dad"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

486 My mother was born in 1916 in western Canada, Saskatchewan, which was a former British colony/territory. But Canada had been its own Confederation for a while. I don't think she could have been called a British subject at that point, right?

Anyway, she came to America (Florida, yet!) in 1928, and became an American citizen before I was born. Still, I have a tenuous connection to Britain that way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

487 Oh good.

Barry and Mike have made a statement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

488 Mrs. Peel, the Queen announce last year I think, that she wanted Camilla to be Queen Consort. So with her blessing, people accepted the idea. Most people anyway.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 08, 2022 02:

To make up for having to stand downwind of Fartin’ Joe Biden?

Posted by: LASue at September 08, 2022 02:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

489 437 Ancient Egyptians were Greek diaspora.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (44ww/)

?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

490 LOL. Even the Church of England requires Confession.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:37 PM (C1rbv)

491 Can we get rid of these bloody Hannoverians already and put a Stuart back on the throne?

Posted by: Scots Wha Hae at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (jWIbz)

492 Over 470 comments and no Freddy Mercury jokes? Or did I miss it?

Posted by: Bert G at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (aCgRi)

493 Always found Jim Breuer to be a hoot. Great impressionist, to boot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (Xrfse)

494
Barry and Mike have made a statement.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

Brandon can send an iPod with a recording of it as a State gift to the House of Windsor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (oINRc)

495 God save the king!

Seriously, God. Step in. That dude is broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

496 Can I go off topic?

Kari Lake is looking really strong with her answers the to press. The latest one is in response to a question about being Donald Trump's VP. She knew what they were trying to do and she shoved it ba l in their faces. I'm praying every days that she wins the Governorship. And I'm voting as well.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (ep37o)

497 Happy Birthday Hadrian! Great wall you have there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (Ivdso)

498 Just in from the Bee - Powerless Figurehead Leader with no official responsibilities still alive.

Picture of Spongebrain

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

499 Pathetic. Truly and totally pathetic.
Posted by: Mehive at September 08, 2022 02:31 PM (ky+MF)

Settle down Beavis !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (M+Lyo)

500 My Dad died on mine. Worst part I was joking with my sister that it would be better for him to die on my birthday instead of her son's, which was the day after. I joked with my wife I should be buried next to him with a little plaque pointing to his death date from my birth date with, "Thanks, Dad"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

Your Dad took dad jokes to the extreme. My condolences.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (yHsuS)

501 If Biden goes to the funeral we're going to be hearing about Beau.
Posted by: mr tmz

Was he a queen?

Posted by: Kamala's Funeral Oration at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (FVME7)

502 444
Queen Consort...Snort.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

_________

Side Piece to the Throne

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (1Nxff)

Dick sheath of the King
https://is.gd/zv08Ss

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

503 King Lebron James must be stricken with grief.

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (VJsqe)

504 Breuer has some amazing Norm stories. You can find Norm's YouTube channel by searching "I'm Not Norm".
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (KbCG3)

Breuer talked to Crowder about Pedo's in Hollywood and How Bill Burr called him not to cancel shows that required the Vax card and he Talked about how his Dad told Lorne that his show sucked to his Face. It was good.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (cxG4V)

505 Barry and Mike have made a statement.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Let me guess: I, I, I, I, I, I, I, we, I, I, I. God save the queen, long live the king!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (Wrs74)

506 Mr Mudpants should take Nadler. They could hotbox the funeral.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (h+wzp)

507 Picture of Spongebrain
Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (gmo/4)

Now that's funny!

Posted by: Iris at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (NaH5I)

508 Alfred the Great was asshoe.

Posted by: Ivar the boneless at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (eJn7u)

509 So now William will be Prince of Wales and Kate will be Princess of Wales. I sure hope Charles doesn't live as long as his mother.
Posted by: Jaimo at September 08, 2022 02:32 PM (DBrN4)

He is not automatically Prince of Wales, the monarch bestows the title in a formal ceremony.

He is, however, automatically Duke of Cornwall.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (e5oWi)

510 107 Has Chuckles actually taken the name "Charles III?"

Now is his chance to change it.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (C1rbv)
=====

If truth and honesty had any bearing on the situation, he would change his name to Ignorant Dickhead so that everyone would know just who he is.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (JNTt1)

511 When I was ten, I could write better jokes than Seth Meyer and deliver them better.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (44ww/)

512 I've been away, what happened to Sponge?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (9M3Vu)

513 King Chucklehead III.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (VpIIl)

514 I wouldn't think they'd ask him to speak.
Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:35 PM (RuTUS)

More than likely they'll ask him to try and not poop his pants during the service.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (NxOLn)

515 474 $20 says Biden tries to shake the Queen Elizabeth's hand.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

pulls her finger and sharts

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

516 489 437 Ancient Egyptians were Greek diaspora.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (44ww/)

?
-------------
This makes no sense. Ancient Egypt existed long before Ancient Greece was a thing. I have seen reports that the Egyptians were Caucasians with killer tans, though. Mummy teeth tell no lies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (D8mow)

517 I'm at the pub raising a mug of British Brown Ale in honor of Queen Elizabeth.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (VdGjU)

518 The new King releases a statement @ 14:09 (scroll down).

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-62842089

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (5Qjf9)

519 hey man I don't make the news. I'm a victim as much as you are.
Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:00 PM (B3oWe)

Well stop being a victim. You too could make the news if you're tired of playing second fiddle to the commies and wreckers of this nation.
We've got a plan, and only need a man of action, such as yourself. Think of your country, and the (fleeting) glory.

United Militia Front For Freedom, now with truck bombs

Posted by: Totally not Feds. Seriously, we're not. Swearsies at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (FCbAQ)

520 Just in from the Bee - Powerless Figurehead Leader with no official responsibilities still alive.

Picture of Spongebrain
Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM

LOL. Long live the Bee.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (GwxCX)

521 Colonialism jumped them up decades, if not centuries, in technology.

Posted by: Mehive

The reason the African continent has always been so far behind the rest of the world technologically is very simple: You can sleep outside year-round without freezing to death. That's not true anywhere else in the world. Africa never had a need for most of the inventions Europeans had to create just to survive.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (Gda1b)

522 I'm getting just wee bit tired of being called a racist by actual racists.

Posted by: JackStraw
===

The oldest play in the left's book: Accuse others of what your actually doing. In this case of what you actually are.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (u4CEu)

523 279 Does this mean Prince Andrew is back in?

If he's in, Sarah, Duchess of York should be back too. While divorced, they still both live in the Royal Lodge in Windsor.

And I imagine she's capable of giving Meghan some attitude if need be.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (NIYa7)

524 Ancient Egyptians were Greek diaspora.

Posted by: BourbonChicken

Had they no Kaopectate?

Posted by: Kamala's Funeral Oration at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (FVME7)

525 Reading A Great and Terrible King about Edward I (Longshanks/Hammer of the Scots) gave me some insight as to how my Brit ancestors used to be able to do Royal intrigue with some flair.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (OZjDX)

526 God save the Queen. I say that unironically. Goodbye, Liz. You were a good'un.

Posted by: Stu-22 at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (J8sNU)

527

Yes, colonialism was a net good...these fat obese slobs that eat their weight every day would still be in mud huts eating larvae if it didn't happen.

Friggin idiots.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (XnbJC)

528 Over 470 comments and no Freddy Mercury jokes? Or did I miss it?
Posted by: Bert G at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (aCgRi)

How about this?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wxjlMd6SHRg

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (ep37o)

529 Uju Anya must be a fun date.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (GwxCX)

530
Look at this video: watch?v=nZ3AN-kd66g
LMS - General Repair - 1938 - LMS Railway film

Seriously, if you like history or technology or railroads, this film is amazing. The work and operations involved are stunning.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (ZSpaZ)

531 OT-Englishman (living here) and conservative Douglas Murray on how awful Karine Jean Pierre is. I laughed:

https://tinyurl.com/5tm2hutc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (wvo9L)

532 487 Oh good.

Barry and Mike have made a statement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

Will the Queen be mentioned at all, or will it be all about Barry?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

533 I was hoping for George VII. Would've been a nice tribute to his grandfather.

But I suppose we've known him as Charles for so long, the name change would've felt odd.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (e5oWi)

534 Interestingly, while Charles is currently king legally, he can't be coronated until he declares to Parliament on the first day of its session following the accession, or at the coronation, whichever is first, that he is a faithful Protestant. The oath is mandated by the Accession Declaration Act of 1910. He also has to be in communion with the Church of England.

So that'll be interesting...
Posted by: AmericanHawkman at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (VfMhS)

Most CofE bishops in England are to the Left of Lenin, Charles fits right in. Actual religious Anglicans follow overseas bishops and churches.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (eoQWY)

535 446 Mrs. Peel, the Queen announce last year I think, that she wanted Camilla to be Queen Consort.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 08, 2022 02:34 PM (fI5TH)

Yes, this is true.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (RuTUS)

536 "Send her victorious
Happy and glorious

God save the Queen"

Another take: https://bit.ly/3QtyIiP

Posted by: Mookie at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (u+Y3T)

537 I've been away, what happened to Sponge?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (9M3Vu)

I quoted Queensrÿche lyric at an inopportune moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

538 Your Dad didn't want to die on your birthday.

God, in His mercy, wants you to thank Him on your birthday that such a sweet man as your father lived.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (C1rbv)

539 When I was ten, I could write better jokes than Seth Meyer and deliver them better.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Sure but you will never get his smug, non funny delivery. Never.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (u4CEu)

540 8 Just in from the Bee - Powerless Figurehead Leader with no official responsibilities still alive.
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They are the undisputed kings of satire. I was always decent at satire but they make me feel utterly inferior.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (AveMB)

541 500 My Dad died on mine. Worst part I was joking with my sister that it would be better for him to die on my birthday instead of her son's, which was the day after. I joked with my wife I should be buried next to him with a little plaque pointing to his death date from my birth date with, "Thanks, Dad"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

Your Dad took dad jokes to the extreme. My condolences.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (yHsuS)

Well, when asked about his funeral arrangements, he would say, "Surprise me!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

542 I quoted Queensrÿche lyric at an inopportune moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

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God save the Queensryche!

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (VJsqe)

543 $20 says Biden tries to shake the Queen Elizabeth's hand.

****

"You know the queen and I were going through SAS training together and we were up in the mountains of Narnia just freezing to death one night on maneuvers and I told her I really couldn't believe it was butter..."

Posted by: Azathoth at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (wb1YC)

544 Let’s hope he removes Harry’s title at the same time, and stops giving him and his dreadful, grasping wife money. He now has that power since Parliament handed that power over to the monarchy. As long as he is foolish enough to support them financially, they will keep coming back for more.
__________

Netflix gave Duchess Narcissus and her ginger poodle a $100 million contract.

They don't need Chuck's money anymore.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (MvHI3)

545 Always found Jim Breuer to be a hoot. Great impressionist, to boot.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (Xrfse)

Good man too. He took care of his father when the father had dementia. He turned lemons into lemonade though with some funny stories.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (ZB6WQ)

546 Africa never had a need for most of the inventions Europeans had to create just to survive.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM

Well the EUnichs, the Gaia Love crowd etc. Are going to make sure those little niceties like heat go away.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (GwxCX)

547
Charles never had the makings of a varsity monarch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (1Nxff)

548 Meghan McCain has constantly trashed the Royals because they were "mean" to Sparkle Markle, and today tweeted how sad it is that the Queen has passed.

Her dad's funeral is temporarily paused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

549 Excerpt from "Death", by English poet John Donne (1573-1631):

DEATH, be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so:
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow
Die not, poor Death; nor yet canst thou kill me.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)

550 Wow, it's hard to believe a place like Carnegie Mellon University employs someone like that Uju Anya.

By the way, did anyone notice that she shares a birthday with Barack Obama?
Posted by: Isophorone at September 08, 2022 02:07 PM (ZDM+I)

It was a misprint. She works at Carnauba Lemon University, which explains why she is such a sour cunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (i9Tlt)

551 'bout time for Fenelon to show up

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (Y7uha)

552 503 King Lebron James must be stricken with grief.

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (VJsqe)

That Bible translation of his was jive turkey!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (ynpvh)

553 477 ... he can't be coronated

CROWNED

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (5Qjf9)

554 355 353 Biden should send Chelsea Clinton and Caroline Kennedy as his representatives to the Queen's funeral. They're royalty here.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 08, 2022 02:23 PM (rJ48h)

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Isn't there some crack-addled Kennedy we could send too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

******
Kidding? If the Progressives want to send Marxist Rat Royalty, they'll send the Obamas. Except the Queen hated that lump that stuck out in front on Big Mike.

Posted by: Despise Lowly Progressives & Enemies of the State at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (5DfsO)

555 Mehive isn't new. Usually a quality contributor. But he is dancing on the line.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (AveMB)

556 I've been away, what happened to Sponge?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (9M3Vu)

Dropped on his head as a baby, I think.

j/k Sponge, love you

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (DRSnL)

557 The new King, King Cuck, won't last long. William will be King sooner than most think.
Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022

***
Charles is, what, 74 or so? Yeah. he may not last long. Then again, if Elizabeth lived so long, he might too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (J2vNu)

558 King Charles the Woke.

Old: God save the King

New: God save us all.

Posted by: portlandon at September 08, 2022 02:44 PM (+oR7L)

559
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God save the Queensryche!
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (VJsqe)

I concur!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

560 I've been away, what happened to Sponge?

The usual, fomenting assassination of nuns.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 08, 2022 02:44 PM (ppBhU)

561 Will the Queen be mentioned at all, or will it be all about Barry?

Didn't he give her his "Best of Barky" tapes as a gift?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2022 02:44 PM (Xrfse)

562 $20 says Biden tries to shake the Queen Elizabeth's hand.
____________

$40 says he asks her to stand up.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:44 PM (lf83v)

563 486 My mother was born in 1916 in western Canada, Saskatchewan, which was a former British colony/territory. But Canada had been its own Confederation for a while. I don't think she could have been called a British subject at that point, right?

Anyway, she came to America (Florida, yet!) in 1928, and became an American citizen before I was born. Still, I have a tenuous connection to Britain that way.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

Yes My GrandMother and GrandFather both were born in Ireland before the split and were UK subjects, My GrandFather was a soldier and served in India, Heard stories about how terrible India was and he Killed a Cobra that entered his tent. His Idea of fun was to heat up pennies and throw them on the streets and watch Kids burn their fingers

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 02:44 PM (dTgOy)

564
Dropped on his head as a baby, I think.

j/k Sponge, love you
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (DRSnL)

Not that I know of, but mom did hit me on the head with a 2x4 once.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

565 >>Africa never had a need for most of the inventions Europeans had to create just to survive.

Survive being the key word there.

Which is about the only thing africa has (barely) succeeded at.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (PSRKd)

566 So Queen Elizabeth did meet with the new PM on Tuesday. RedState has the official photo of the Queen and Liz meeting in which the Queen formally asked her to form a new administration and accepted her as PM . It was her last official act and photo. She is smiling, standing with a cane.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (JjDMZ)

567 Will the Queen be mentioned at all, or will it be all about Barry?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM

Hahaha, that's a good one Jim.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (GwxCX)

568 559
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God save the Queensryche!
Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (VJsqe)

I concur!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

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496 - banned.
Sponge - super banned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

569 Norm's candle in the wind bit killed me

Posted by: x at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (uQFwj)

570 Charles is a pimp. He never could've outfought Santino.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (AveMB)

571 508 Alfred the Great was asshoe.
Posted by: Ivar the boneless
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Ivar the boneless is buried in England. He was estimated to be nearly 7 feet tall.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (D8mow)

572 Chevy Chase did the one [inaugural] season of WU (and is credited with its creation), but this is a case where several sequels were better than the original. His shtick, from what I remember, was more on silliness than rhetorical wit. Miller was easily the best of the bunch there. Almost too cerebral, particularly for the young, inebriated segment of viewers. But others were also good depending on the cache of writers during a particular season.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (aXxgO)

573 The reason the African continent has always been so far behind the rest of the world technologically is very simple: You can sleep outside year-round without freezing to death.

Thomas Sowell has a great explanation of Africa's backwater status, and it has a lot to do with geography. Almost all of Africa is a big plateau with difficult-to-navigate rivers. It kept a lot of the processes that usually allow development limited and crippled development.

https://youtu.be/fof9xZA7dpg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (Ivdso)

574 "I love Elspeth, she was one of my oldest friends being the, you know the thing, of England...."

- Biden

Posted by: Azathoth at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (wb1YC)

575 516 489 437 Ancient Egyptians were Greek diaspora.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 08, 2022 02:33 PM (44ww/)

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This makes no sense. Ancient Egypt existed long before Ancient Greece was a thing. I have seen reports that the Egyptians were Caucasians with killer tans, though. Mummy teeth tell no lies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (D8mow)

The ones from the Southern kingdom had fewer teeth. Damn Redneck Pharaohs and their sister-Queens!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (ynpvh)

576
I quoted Queensrÿche lyric at an inopportune moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

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Oh, thank goodness, I thought you were banned.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (9M3Vu)

577 548 Oh. . . shit. . . . .

Posted by: Despise Lowly Progressives & Enemies of the State at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (5DfsO)

578 This makes no sense. Ancient Egypt existed long before Ancient Greece was a thing. I have seen reports that the Egyptians were Caucasians with killer tans, though. Mummy teeth tell no lies.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:40 PM (D8mow)

We have painted wall art and the bust of Nefertiti that blasts the "Black Egyptians". The Nubians, far to the south were black and represented as such. The exchange of brides with leaders in the mideast and mesopotamian areas kept them middle eastern. The latest dynasty was tied to the Greeks through Alexander the Great and reinforced that through brother-sister marriages.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 02:46 PM (eoQWY)

579 >>I've been away, what happened to Sponge?

The otters got him.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 02:46 PM (PSRKd)

580 Charles is a pimp. He never could've outfought Santino.
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Epic, ellipse. Epic.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:46 PM (lf83v)

581 -----

Oh, thank goodness, I thought you were banned.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (9M3Vu)

I was.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

582 562 $20 says Biden tries to shake the Queen Elizabeth's hand.
____________

$40 says he asks her to stand up.

LOL! Thank you.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 02:46 PM (NIYa7)

583 529 Uju Anya must be a fun date.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:41 PM (GwxCX)

Only if you're a lesbian?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

584 Miller was funny. No one was better than Norm.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:47 PM (AveMB)

585 581 Oh, thank goodness, I thought you were banned.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (9M3Vu)

I was.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

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He got better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 08, 2022 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

586

The otters got him.
Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 02:46 PM (PSRKd)

Ouch.

A fate worse than banning, that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

587 I'll bet Barry and Mike are invited to the funeral.

Barry, the grandson of "a typical white woman."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

588 Netflix didn't pay the Harkles all that $$$ up front, nor have the Harkles produced anything for Netflix. They cancelled Meghan's vanity project The Pearl. Now apparently they're filming a reality series of the Harkles at home. That's how bad it is. Spotify, not much better.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 08, 2022 02:47 PM (fI5TH)

589 570 Charles is a pimp. He never could've outfought Santino.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (AveMB)

******

I saw what you did there. . . .excellent. . . .

Posted by: Despise Lowly Progressives & Enemies of the State at September 08, 2022 02:47 PM (5DfsO)

590 We just lost one of a kind.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (OgZm3)

591
Meighan Sparkle-Spice will be jealous of all the attention she will be denied for awhile. Expect her to try to outmourn everyone in very public ways.

Posted by: portlandon at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (+oR7L)

592 If I go back far enough. I am related to everyone.

Posted by: Minnfidel Now With Extra Maga Extremism at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (GwxCX)

593 Statement from Pres. Trump:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1567946044176232448/photo/1

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (3ImbR)

594 Roman Egypt was Greek diaspora, I think. But not the 2700 years of Pharaohs they had before about 331 BC when Alex the Great conquered Egypt.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (Gda1b)

595 Good man too. He took care of his father when the father had dementia. He turned lemons into lemonade though with some funny stories.

Yes, I saw that interview on an old...gulp...Howard Stern show. He (Jim) really walked the walk.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (Xrfse)

596 @USMiniTru

BREAKING: Stacey Abrams to assume the throne in England.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)

597 If truth and honesty had any bearing on the situation, he would change his name to Ignorant Dickhead so that everyone would know just who he is.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 08, 2022 02:39 PM (JNTt1)

It's Britain, so it would have to be
King Bell End the Wise 1

Posted by: Methos at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (kOpft)

598 553 477 ... he can't be coronated

CROWNED

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (5Qjf9)

One or two lumps?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

599 590 We just lost one of a kind.
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (OgZm3)

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No no - Sponge is back!

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:49 PM (VJsqe)

600 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (lf83v)

Good choice. As you know, John Donne was an Anglican cleric when they weren't "puddles of woke" and Queen Elizabeth was a Christian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:49 PM (wvo9L)

601 Barry, the grandson of "a typical white woman."
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Barry detests the British like the half-wit above. He had Churchill's bust removed because of colonialism in Kenya. For some unknown reason, Barack had strong feeling about Kenya despite being born in the United States.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:49 PM (lf83v)

602 They'll give her a Queen's funeral and then literally put her casket on a shelf for a hundred or more years.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2022 02:49 PM (BdMk6)

603 So 'ow did Charles become King anyway? Did some moistened bint lob a scimitar at 'im?

Posted by: Dennis at September 08, 2022 02:49 PM (8V2cO)

604 596 @USMiniTru

BREAKING: Stacey Abrams to assume the throne in England.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM

Good. Get her out of Georgia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:49 PM (ptqGC)

605 That Babylon Bee headline was great. I bet they'll get banned again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:49 PM (wvo9L)

606 Statement from Pres. Trump:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1567946044176232448/photo/1

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (3ImbR)

Nice statement.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)

607 Statement from Pres. Trump:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1567946044176232448/photo/1
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (3ImbR)

Pure class.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

608 Kari Lake is looking really strong with her answers the to press. The latest one is in response to a question about being Donald Trump's VP. She knew what they were trying to do and she shoved it ba l in their faces. I'm praying every days that she wins the Governorship. And I'm voting as well.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 08, 2022

***
What did she say? "I'm running for governor of Arizona. You have no call to ask that question. Next"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

609 Queen's Life in Pictures

https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-61645231

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (5Qjf9)

610 No no - Sponge is back!

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:49 PM (VJsqe)

He's not the same Sponge. He's seen things.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)

611 The new King, King Cuck, won't last long. William will be King sooner than most think.
Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022

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Charles is, what, 74 or so? Yeah. he may not last long. Then again, if Elizabeth lived so long, he might too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:43 PM (J2vNu)

Yes, the smart thing to do would be for Charles to start a tradition of abdication of kings/queens after relatively short terms. It makes no sense to have even your symbolic ruler be ancient, and might give the younger ones a sense of responsibility while their kids are young. If I were him I'd put in a year or three and then yield to the next heir. That would give that generation a few decades to travel around as royal ambassadors before they get too old and should yield in turn.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (eoQWY)

612 Lack of navigable rivers is a good point. The wildlife might play a role as well. Herbivores that have a ton of predators are going to be naturally very nervous and aggressive, which makes them more difficult to domesticate than horses and cows were.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (kqdTE)

613 BREAKING: Stacey Abrams to assume the throne in England.

****

British laborers are hard at work getting the scaffolding up. Should be finished in February.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (wb1YC)

614
BREAKING: Stacey Abrams to assume the throne in England.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM

You mean Consume the throne.

Posted by: portlandon at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (+oR7L)

615 >>> OT-Englishman (living here) and conservative Douglas Murray on how awful Karine Jean Pierre is. I laughed:
https://tinyurl.com/5tm2hutc

is that the right link? that goes to an article by David Marcus, formerly of The Federalist, I think.

Posted by: ace at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (B3oWe)

616 Keep your Canadian dollars and loonies with Queen Elizabeth on them, if you have them.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (lf83v)

617 I guarantee Trump and Melania won't be invited to the funeral.

Charles is a foppish prog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

618 Be hilarious if the new King sees all of his lefists swells ravaging the memory of his mother and decides to go all olde world beserker.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (AbL8c)

619 Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (3ImbR)

If that statement is real it is pitch-perfect!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (XIJ/X)

620
He's not the same Sponge. He's seen things.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)

*twitch* *blink* *shoulder shrug*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

621 Nice statement by President Trump. I got the impression that she liked him from the photos of he and Melania and the Queen together.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:52 PM (wvo9L)

622 596 @USMiniTru

BREAKING: Stacey Abrams to assume the throne in England.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Election counting put on hold as they try to unclog it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

623 He's not the same Sponge. He's seen things.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (yHsuS)

He has returned as Sponge the White.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2022 02:52 PM (SCagy)

624 I'll bet Barry and Mike are invited to the funeral.

Well, somebody has to place the wreath around the large portrait (of him) he brings to the funeral.

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (ugV9/)

625 621 Nice statement by President Trump. I got the impression that she liked him from the photos of he and Melania and the Queen together.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:52 PM (wvo9L)

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Agreed

Posted by: 496 at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (VJsqe)

626
Not that I know of, but mom did hit me on the head with a 2x4 once.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

That explains a lot...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (n+4am)

627 Do the black racist ever stop and consider that without western colonization they would be living in some sweaty stone age hut swatting tsetse flies?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (RI8jR)

628 https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1567946044176232448/photo/1

Sorry; I'm getting my Douglas's confused. It was still a good article.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (wvo9L)

629
He has returned as Sponge the White.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 08, 2022 02:52 PM (SCagy)

Good to see you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

630 Hopefully the Queen wrote her entire family out of the will

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (fi9mI)

631 King Charles has released a statement regarding his mother s death with the right amount of respectt and honor of her and appreciation of the British people. Good start for his reign.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (JjDMZ)

632 Depopulationist King Chuck reigns.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (A7urr)

633 617 I guarantee Trump and Melania won't be invited to the funeral.

Charles is a foppish prog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

I thought you said foppish frog. No, the French don't want him either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

634 If that statement is real it is pitch-perfect!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (XIJ/X)
~~~~~

It is. It's on his own account on Truth Social as well.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (3ImbR)

635 The best part of Trump's statement is he actually wrote it as opposed to the crap someone will write for Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

636 Commmies have been going on and on about the evils of colonization for ages, particularly in universities. They omit good things that came from it, emphasize the bad, lie about events that never happened, and blame whitey - particularly English whitey - for everything ever that has gone wrong for any colony no matter how long after they were ended.

Most of what college students and leftists think they know about colonization is false. As with so many other things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (Ivdso)

637 And I just linked Trump's statement. Bah! Sorry, folks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (wvo9L)

638 115 Although England's treatment of colonial peoples is far from blameless, they were much better to their subjects than the other great colonial powers, and it is very easy to see which nations were under England vs others. They are doing much better and prospering much more than say, Spanish colonies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Ivdso)
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In the #1 spot I give you Southern Rhodesia (Zimbabwe)
In the #2 spot I give you Uganda
In the #3 spot I give you Kenya

Posted by: Ciampino at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (qfLjt)

639 Were her last words, "Harry is now King. Tell him to disband Parliment, kick out the foreigners, and return England to greatness?" Those should have been her last words.

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Harry? Seriously??? Change that to William and it makes some sense

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (QlpB/)

640 He has returned as Sponge the White.
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (lf83v)

641 The reason the African continent has always been so far behind the rest of the world technologically is very simple: You can sleep outside year-round without freezing to deat

which also had an affect on the evolution of general intelligence needed to survive and which is still evident is racial differences in that area, as has been written about by people like Charles Murray and Edward Dutton, and which is a white hot something which is not to be discussed

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 02:55 PM (j5Tg0)

642 617 I guarantee Trump and Melania won't be invited to the funeral.

Charles is a foppish prog.
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My guess is the Queen decided who would be invited to her furneral. Imma betting Trump will be invited and moar than happy to attend to upstage the poser in chief.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:55 PM (D8mow)

643 Winter of discontent coming - new PM and unliked successor into a time of difficulty. Will be interesting.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 08, 2022 02:55 PM (AaLDK)

644 And Bill Barr, Knight of tbe UniParty and Protector of the Deep State, has chosen to announce that they are close to indicting Trump for having "classified" documents. Perhaps the same docs Barr asked his minions not to declass after Trump directed that they be so.... Saying it would only be "fair".

Coincidence?
I think not.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 08, 2022 02:55 PM (YT+lW)

645 635 The best part of Trump's statement is he actually wrote it as opposed to the crap someone will write for Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

They couldn't read what he wrote.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

646 It's on his own account on Truth Social as well.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (3ImbR)

Thanks. I'll put it on the sidebar.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2022 02:55 PM (XIJ/X)

647 Statement from Pres. Trump:

Very classy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 08, 2022 02:56 PM (Xrfse)

648 More from the Bee - Stacey Abrams Announces that with a heavy heart, she will succeed Elizabeth II as Queen

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

649 Lack of navigable rivers is a good point. The wildlife might play a role as well. Herbivores that have a ton of predators are going to be naturally very nervous and aggressive, which makes them more difficult to domesticate than horses and cows were.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (kqdTE)

Africa has a lot of endemic diseases that didn't help the people living there.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 02:56 PM (eoQWY)

650 640 He has returned as Sponge the White.
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (lf83v)

The new teacher of the Dark Arts at Hogwarts?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

651 Seriously, 96 years...she seemed as close to a "fixed star" as you can get in human affairs. It adds to the feeling of all the pillars getting knocked down just before everything comes crashing to the ground.

God rest you, Mum.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 08, 2022 02:56 PM (OUMaO)

652 If Trump is invited, the FBI will show up at the airport at confiscate his passport again right before his flight.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:56 PM (lf83v)

653 I gotta stop teaching class...One week I teach a class and one of my coworkers is injured in an accident. Next week I teach and the Queen of England dies...

Who's next?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (YIVH2)

654 More from the Bee - Stacey Abrams Announces that with a heavy heart, she will succeed Elizabeth II as Queen

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 02:56 PM (gmo/4)

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Queen Abrams M1A1.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (wUAh7)

655 Obama and his husband and probably angling for tickets to the funeral as we speak.

I bet he's trying to secure good seats and a few mins to speak about himself.

Posted by: MJ at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (zwDuR)

656 649 Lack of navigable rivers is a good point. The wildlife might play a role as well. Herbivores that have a ton of predators are going to be naturally very nervous and aggressive, which makes them more difficult to domesticate than horses and cows were.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022 02:51 PM (kqdTE)

Africa has a lot of endemic diseases that didn't help the people living there.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 02:56 PM (eoQWY)

"Guns, Germs, and Steel". Good book

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

657 Some of the stories out of Africa from the earliest European explorers were flat out denied and rejected by European academics who could not believe humanity would behave that horrendously. Later explorers straight up confirmed it and more. Those old stagnant, isolated kingdoms had degraded into just awful evil. One more horrible chieftain or king after another, until it just collapsed in on its self.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (Ivdso)

658 652 If Trump is invited, the FBI will show up at the airport at confiscate his passport again right before his flight.
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Trump has his own jet.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (D8mow)

659 If Netflix's "The Crown" is even close to accurate, she didn't want the gig, but did what needed to be done.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (t+c2h)

660 I was offshore on a production platform when they announce Princess Di's death. The guys were really upset.

I do admire the Queen. She was born into the job and did it well by all accounts.

Posted by: Javems at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (AmoqO)

661 640 He has returned as Sponge the White.
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (lf83v)

The new teacher of the Dark Arts at Hogwarts?
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Doctor. Specialist in kidney stones.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (lf83v)

662 >>Election counting put on hold as they try to unclog it.

Hurry Up.

The Queen is crowning!

Posted by: Regent of the Crown at September 08, 2022 02:58 PM (PSRKd)

663 The best part of Trump's statement is he actually wrote it as opposed to the crap someone will write for Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

The link has biden's statement just under it. It speaks more about Biden than the Queen. However, it is not otherwise objectionable, which I feared might be the case with the kind of folk that wrote it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 02:58 PM (eoQWY)

664 569 Norm's candle in the wind bit killed me
Posted by: x at September 08, 2022 02:45 PM (uQFwj)

https://tinyurl.com/ysbuzzfk

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 02:58 PM (RuTUS)

665 I gotta stop teaching class...One week I teach a class and one of my coworkers is injured in an accident. Next week I teach and the Queen of England dies...

Who's next?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (YIVH2)

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Next week, Sponge will be permanently banned.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 02:58 PM (wUAh7)

666

588 Netflix didn't pay the Harkles all that $$$ up front, nor have the Harkles produced anything for Netflix. They cancelled Meghan's vanity project The Pearl. Now apparently they're filming a reality series of the Harkles at home. That's how bad it is. Spotify, not much better.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 08, 2022 02:47 PM (fI5TH)

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There must be more money.
There must be more money.

Posted by: The Cucking Horse Winner at September 08, 2022 02:58 PM (v7TtT)

667 >> One more horrible chieftain or king after another, until it just collapsed in on its self.

Fortunately, it was all built from Elephant Dung and Woven Grass.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (PSRKd)

668 What did she say? "I'm running for governor of Arizona. You have no call to ask that question. Next"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

Sort of...

https://tinyurl.com/5n78r7bu

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (ep37o)

669 661 640 He has returned as Sponge the White.
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:54 PM (lf83v)

The new teacher of the Dark Arts at Hogwarts?
______________
Doctor. Specialist in kidney stones.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (lf83v)

Director for Drug Testing?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (ynpvh)

670 Queen's Life in Pictures

https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-61645231
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at September 08, 2022 02:50 PM (5Qjf9)

Very nice. So sad to see her all alone at Philip's funeral.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

671 It honestly never occurred to me that Commie nut-jobs living in the U.S. would be dancing on Queen Elizabeth's grave. She had no effect on their day-to-day lives.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (pJWtt)

672 "Guns, Germs, and Steel". Good book

Interesting but a lot of problems with it, and very in-depth critiques have been done on its main points. It often gets cited by progressives as the end of discussion when it comes to discussing racial differences as though it's "settled science" though.

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (j5Tg0)

673
I wonder if Charles will keep his name, or pick another as his ruling name?

Posted by: portlandon at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (+oR7L)

674 "Guns, Germs, and Steel". Good book

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

Thanks for the recommendation. I shall get it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (yHsuS)

675 More from the Bee - Stacey Abrams Announces that with a heavy heart, she will succeed Elizabeth II as Queen

Posted by: Archer at September 08, 2022 02:56

This just in! Stacy Abrams claims that Prince Charles stole the crown from her.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (RI8jR)

676 >>Obama and his husband and probably angling for tickets to the funeral as we speak.

>>I bet he's trying to secure good seats and a few mins to speak about himself.

The awkward part is Obama made no secret of his disdain for the UK as the great colonial power that enslaved his grandfather.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

677 Lack of navigable rivers is a good point. The wildlife might play a role as well. Herbivores that have a ton of predators are going to be naturally very nervous and aggressive, which makes them more difficult to domesticate than horses and cows were.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 08, 2022

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If Jared Diamond is even partly right in his Guns, Germs, and Steel, it would have been very hard to domesticate or even capture zebras, which are the only equines in Africa (well, maybe quaggas before they became extinct?). And there were few large mammals like our cattle that could have been domesticated because of their personalities (some need very large territories, some cannot live in herds, etc.).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

678 Perhaps the can pick a new kween who slays them with twerking an some trangendered righteousness. Maybe Charles can begin his transition half way through the coronation from king to kween.

Muh representashun

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 08, 2022 03:00 PM (tLwGA)

679 My guess is the Queen decided who would be invited to her furneral. Imma betting Trump will be invited and moar than happy to attend to upstage the poser in chief.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 02:55 PM (D8mow)
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Even we little people can do that. I just made my own funeral arrangements last week and I was rather surprised at some of the questions. Sounds morbid, I know, but a friend did it a while ago and it made sense. Much less for the kids to be saddled with at (what better be!) a very sad time.

Best part--I picked a light blue casket to match my eyes and told him I wanted one eye propped open so I could see who came to the wake. And a bagpiper o course!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 03:00 PM (3ImbR)

680 Africa had domesticated horses and cattle before the Europeans arrived.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 08, 2022 03:00 PM (Ab2uT)

681 Jane D'oh: "I guarantee Trump and Melania won't be invited to the funeral.

Charles is a foppish prog."

If he was smart and wanted to do good for his country, he'd invite the next President and First Lady so as to rebuild relations with the US.

So, I guess what we're both saying is England is screwed.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at September 08, 2022 03:00 PM (aXxgO)

682 Egytians been milkin' that pyramid thing too long.
- A. Shapston

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2022 03:00 PM (gktX6)

683 "Guns, Germs, and Steel". Good book
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Some of it good. The rest is an exercise in white self flagellation and apologia for inventing the modern world. It really stinks is what Imma saying.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 03:00 PM (D8mow)

684 Whoever is doing the inviting no doubt is a had core Leftist and won't invite DJT

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 03:00 PM (k8B25)

685 >>Africa had domesticated horses and cattle before the Europeans arrived.

With the Predators there... the cattle and horses likely helped a lot.

Posted by: garrett at September 08, 2022 03:01 PM (PSRKd)

686
Startled to realize that my lovely bride, who's still has her NZ passport, was one of her subjects.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 03:01 PM (1Nxff)

687 >>Best part--I picked a light blue casket to match my eyes and told him I wanted one eye propped open so I could see who came to the wake. And a bagpiper o course!

Will there be an open bar?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

688 Someone tweeted to Uju Anya, "Ewww, you stink."

Juju responded, "You mean like your pussy?"

Carnegie Mellon University Perfesser, ladies and gentlemen.

https://bit.ly/3D7yaMn

Posted by: bonhomme at September 08, 2022 03:02 PM (i0wNm)

689 Queen Elizabeth did meet with the new PM on Tuesday. RedState has the official photo of the Queen and Liz meeting in which the Queen formally asked her to form a new administration and accepted her as PM . It was her last official act and photo. She is smiling, standing with a cane.

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A truly historic photo. The Queen looked a bit frail but not overly so. Impressive.

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 08, 2022 03:02 PM (QlpB/)

690 His Idea of fun was to heat up pennies and throw them on the streets and watch Kids burn their fingers
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

i am definitely going to hell. i laughed at that.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 08, 2022 03:02 PM (3CCua)

691 Trump goes to the funeral. Heh.

Everyone will lose their shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (h+wzp)

692 I shed a tear. This was the end of an age.

God bless her, she did her Duty by her lights and was a Class Act.

And everybody celebrating her death should get bent.

Posted by: Beverly at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (JmJQy)

693 RIP, ER2

Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (Rbu5d)

694 Trump and Melania will likely be invited. The royal family is not "supposed" to be political, which is the problem with Dumbfuck and Dumbfuck.

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (I66sL)

695 627 Do the black racist ever stop and consider that without western colonization they would be living in some sweaty stone age hut swatting tsetse flies?
Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (RI8jR)

When they found all these skulls in Mexico and thought it was a Narco dumping site but was a Aztec dumping site, I posted Cortez did nothing wrong and you have these morons defending the Aztecs it's crazy.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (cxG4V)

696 Can I go off topic?

Kari Lake is looking really strong with her answers the to press. The latest one is in response to a question about being Donald Trump's VP. She knew what they were trying to do and she shoved it ba l in their faces. I'm praying every days that she wins the Governorship. And I'm voting as well.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 08, 2022 02:38 PM (ep37o)

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Thanks for the heads up, will check out. And Ditto!

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (wUAh7)

697 I have read a few Jared Diamond books, some of it is interesting, some of sounds like he just made a bunch of it up. Droll writing as well

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (M+Lyo)

698 IrishEi @ 679-
If I die it's viking funeral, Mrs.E will put my picture in choker whites iut so folks can say 'I never knew he had hair.'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2022 03:04 PM (gktX6)

699 Barky will be invited to do a reflective selfish of himself thinking how much the Queen will miss him

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 03:04 PM (k8B25)

700
How many kilowatts of electricity can they get from cremating her?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2022 03:04 PM (1Nxff)

701 672 "Guns, Germs, and Steel". Good book

Interesting but a lot of problems with it, and very in-depth critiques have been done on its main points. It often gets cited by progressives as the end of discussion when it comes to discussing racial differences as though it's "settled science" though.

Posted by: brak at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (j5Tg0)

Read the book some years ago. My recollection is that resources (such as domesticatable animals--food, transportation, plowing), poplulation density (increased diseases with subsequent resistance, also a result of domesticated animals) and deveopment of technology were important factors. Were they the only factors? Certainly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

702 Will there be an open bar?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)
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Of course, and it's already paid for. It's the way of my people.

Kids don't know it, but I'm leaving everything to the one who asks only for my dear accordion.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (3ImbR)

703 Those old stagnant, isolated kingdoms had degraded into just awful evil. One more horrible chieftain or king after another, until it just collapsed in on its self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 02:57 PM (Ivdso)

All you need to know about Africa or Detroit is watch "The Naked Prey".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (2CExO)

704 Norm Macdonald shitting on the Royal family:

https://youtu.be/EadfHZsa1BU

Posted by: Sharkman at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (Gda1b)

705 609 Queen's Life in Pictures

Thank you.

Posted by: Lola at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (NIYa7)

706 NOOD DC Freak-OUT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

707 Nothing like being told how it is by black academics in ivory towers in America. If Europeans had never entered Africa, they would probably be chewing roots for a living today.

Posted by: TB at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (Ur3df)

708 35 When will the Clown Prince be crowned? Is there a private ceremony immediately and then the public extravaganza? Like the VP taking over for the President? Or are they without a monarch right now?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

It's something like "the Queen is dead, long love the King." And the press release said "the King and the Queen Consort"...so yeah, he's King.

Posted by: Flyover at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (Rbu5d)

709 685 >>Africa had domesticated horses and cattle before the Europeans arrived.
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North Africa, yes. All of today's horses come from two herds found and domesticated in the steppes of Euro/Asia. The rest were eaten. Domesticate horses were introduced east, west, north and south from this beginning. Sub Sahara Africa didn't encounter horses until Arab traders introduced them to the coastal areas.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (D8mow)

710 If I die it's viking funeral, Mrs.E will put my picture in choker whites iut so folks can say 'I never knew he had hair.'.
Posted by: Eromero at September 08, 2022 03:04 PM (gktX6)
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That's awesome. I'm jealous.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 03:06 PM (3ImbR)

711 >>Kids don't know it, but I'm leaving everything to the one who asks only for my dear accordion.

I've been meaning to ask, can I have your accordion after you are done with it?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)

712 Africa did give us coffee. They get a lifetime pass.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2022 03:07 PM (ZB6WQ)

713 "Guns, Germs, and Steel". Good book
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Some of it good. The rest is an exercise in white self flagellation and apologia for inventing the modern world. It really stinks is what Imma saying.
Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022

***
Yes. Diamond does hammer the "indigenous peoples all over the world could have done what white Europeans did if they'd had big mammals and the right crop packages" notion over and over again. Still, his info about those mammals is fascinating.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

714 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 08, 2022 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

After DNA analysis, Quaggas were shown to be a variant of ordinary zebras. I think there's still an active project in SA to breed them back. And Jared Diamond was essentially correct in his assertion that the accretion of small advantages in climate, exposure to and genetic resistance to diseases, agriculture and technology are a far more accurate assessment than "racism."

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 08, 2022 03:08 PM (z0DEK)

715 So, you are ten mins late to a doctor's appointment, it is forty lashes. They are 37 mins and counting...?

Posted by: Aetius 451AD work phone at September 08, 2022 03:09 PM (HJDAV)

716 593 Statement from Pres. Trump:

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1567946044176232448/photo/1
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (3ImbR)

How beautiful and perfect!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 03:10 PM (RuTUS)

717 Or are they without a monarch right now?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 08, 2022 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

Charles is King now. The coronation won't be for awhile, but he was King upon his dear mother's last breath.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 08, 2022 03:10 PM (e5oWi)

718 All that will happen in the next 10 days after the Queen's passing.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

Posted by: Ciampino at September 08, 2022 03:10 PM (qfLjt)

719 I've been meaning to ask, can I have your accordion after you are done with it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2022 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)
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Hmmmm. *hairy eyeball*

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 03:11 PM (3ImbR)

720 Its important to remember that Africa is freaking gigantic so its hard to generalize. Some parts of Africa had some things others did not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 08, 2022 03:12 PM (Ivdso)

721 Statement from Pres. Trump:
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1567946044176232448/photo/1
Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 02:48 PM (3ImbR)
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How beautiful and perfect!
Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 03:10 PM (RuTUS)
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Isn't it?! Who wouldn't love to be eulogized by Pres. Trump?

Wait a minute...

Posted by: IrishEi at September 08, 2022 03:12 PM (3ImbR)

722 Trump goes to the funeral. Heh.

Everyone will lose their shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (h+wzp)

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If Obama attends, it will be to take selfies with the Danish or Norwegian PM.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 08, 2022 03:13 PM (wUAh7)

723 Photos of her with mom and dad during a WW2 photo-op.
https://tinyurl.com/2x55st2j

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 08, 2022 03:13 PM (yikp0)

724 QE was truly one of a kind.
Historically amazing person.
She did more than her share of heavy lifting to make this world a better place.

I'll shed a tear or three in her memory.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 08, 2022 03:13 PM (81wK+)

725 630 Hopefully the Queen wrote her entire family out of the will
Posted by: Skip's phone at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (fi9mI)

; )

Posted by: m at September 08, 2022 03:14 PM (RuTUS)

726 When they found all these skulls in Mexico and thought it was a Narco dumping site but was a Aztec dumping site, I posted Cortez did nothing wrong and you have these morons defending the Aztecs it's crazy.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (cxG4V)

Cortez had a lot of help from tribes that neighbored the Aztecs without which he likely would have failed despite the aid of tech and disease he had. Having your people take and eaten will do that, oddly enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 08, 2022 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

727 627 Do the black racist ever stop and consider that without western colonization they would be living in some sweaty stone age hut swatting tsetse flies?
Posted by: Beartooth at September 08, 2022 02:53 PM (RI8jR)

When they found all these skulls in Mexico and thought it was a Narco dumping site but was a Aztec dumping site, I posted Cortez did nothing wrong and you have these morons defending the Aztecs it's crazy.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (cxG4V)

The Conquistadors were a pretty hard-bitten bunch, but I've read that they were quite shaken when they realized the magnitude of human sacrifice occurring. I've no doubt that they thought they were dealing with minions of Satan. Fast-forward a bit and 9 million Indians convert to Catholicism after the appearances of Our Lady of Guadaloupe.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 08, 2022 03:14 PM (pJWtt)

728 As far as monarchs go she seemed alright, but honestly as an Irish citizen I can't really be arsed to give much of a damn about the English royal family.

Posted by: SomeAsshole at September 08, 2022 03:15 PM (+uPjR)

729 Uju Ayna.

What a f**king pig.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 08, 2022 03:15 PM (81wK+)

730 As far as monarchs go she seemed alright, but honestly as an Irish citizen I can't really be arsed to give much of a damn about the English royal family.
Posted by: SomeAsshole at September 08, 2022 03:15 PM (+uPjR)

And that is a perfectly reasonable "take" on her death. A lunatic screeching how she hoped the Evil White Devil (tm) suffered while dying, is not coming across as a reasonable person at all.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 08, 2022 03:20 PM (pJWtt)

731 I shed a tear. This was the end of an age.

God bless her, she did her Duty by her lights and was a Class Act.

And everybody celebrating her death should get bent.
Posted by: Beverly at September 08, 2022 03:03 PM (JmJQy)

Hear, hear.

And I will raise a glass to her this evening.

Posted by: DaisyB at September 08, 2022 03:23 PM (AbL8c)

732 12 RIP. Sorry for your loss, Brit morons.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 08, 2022 01:52 PM (yHsuS)

Do we have any Brit Morons? Or is it 'Mourons' on the other side of the pond?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 08, 2022 03:33 PM (fItfF)

733 I just read DJT's press release regarding the Queen's death. Once again, our former President shows other President's what class looks like, and how it's done.

It's clear he had a special relationship with Elizabeth, and that she liked him. While other 'world leaders' were pussies about liking Trump because they were afraid of the optics, QE had the confidence and honesty to be her own person and act as she damn well pleased. In other words, she didn't give a rat's ass about who the intelligensia approved. One more reason to look up to her reign, and mourn her death.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at September 08, 2022 03:34 PM (VOHuN)

734 RIP, QE II. It'll take some getting used to a world without a Queen Elizabeth. I remember watching her coronation on the teevee when I was a youngster.

Posted by: lizardbrain at September 08, 2022 03:40 PM (5whL5)

735 Uju Ayna.

What a f**king pig.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 08, 2022 03:15 PM (81wK+)

What a f**cking SATANIC pig.

Continuous, honest improvement the Horde Way.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 08, 2022 03:41 PM (pkyj0)

736 A sad day. QEII was an icon and a fighter. May the Lord bless and keep her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 08, 2022 03:41 PM (bkUtD)

737 Time for an honorary calling out of the corgis in memory of the dear Queen?

Posted by: Ultra pj at September 08, 2022 04:09 PM (G1dq6)

738 RIP Elizabeth.

Posted by: WisRich at September 08, 2022 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

739 She became queen the year I was born. It will so very strange not to have her in the world. Rest in peace, Elizabeth.

Likewise, good fortune and long life to King Charles III. May he learn the wisdom of silence.

Posted by: Nemo: one of the tens of millions of deplorable enemies of the state at September 08, 2022 04:26 PM (S6ArX)

740 What the fuck is a "chief monarch"? Monarch literally means "one ruler".

You'd think that someone who purports to be a linguist would know that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 04:51 PM (bW8dp)

741 Sit, Uju. Sit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 08, 2022 04:52 PM (bW8dp)

742 I have no respect for monarchies, but Elizabeth II was an extraordinary woman regardless. My favorite picture of her is here:
https://tinyurl.com/mwh3vsw9
That's a young princess serving in the Auxiliary Territorial Service (sort of a women's reserve branch of the British Army) during WWII in 1945, as a mechanic in the motor pool. She rebuilt engines, changed tires, and got her hands dirty for her country like anyone else. I think she looks absolutely beautiful here.

Posted by: Caiwyn at September 08, 2022 05:23 PM (+dHQK)

743 Just last week was reading up on the rock they use for monarchs called "The Throne of David."

Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at September 08, 2022 07:14 PM (0SrVS)

744 709 685 >>Africa had domesticated horses and cattle before the Europeans arrived.
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North Africa, yes. All of today's horses come from two herds found and domesticated in the steppes of Euro/Asia. The rest were eaten. Domesticate horses were introduced east, west, north and south from this beginning. Sub Sahara Africa didn't encounter horses until Arab traders introduced them to the coastal areas.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 08, 2022 03:05 PM (D8mow)
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Remember that there is a band across Equatorial Africa, more or less between the two Tropics, that has endemic sleeping sickness carried by tse-tse flies.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 08, 2022 09:55 PM (qfLjt)

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