Autumnal Cafe

13 Beautiful tree. Biden should have had some branches of that in front of his podium for the "You're all fascists who didn't vote for me" speech. It would have matched the drapes and lightened the tone of the speech, no doubt./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2022 07:27 PM (wvo9L)

14 Doggie bringing home a kitten is cute

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2022 07:27 PM (k8B25)

15 Fuck Bill Barr. MAL raid aok, but no raid on hunter or Alcoff. GOP are bastards

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (Zzbjj)

16 Nice picture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (dNqv+)

17 *Peeks in thread*

There’s no pics of Hillary’s crotch here, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)

18 Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 06, 2022 07:27 PM (C1rbv)

I like grown cats too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (wvo9L)

19 Sidebar:
---
The extensive trials? They tested the shots on eight mice. Eight. Mice.
---
Trump set the precedent for rushing treatments that identity as vaccines!

Blame him!

Posted by: Axeman at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (krQz2)

20 Did y'all see the story about Chichi the chimpanzee? Chichi escaped, then walked around the city a bit. Instead of roaring in and tranquilizing the chimp, a female zookeeper went out to try to get Chichi to come in voluntarily. Chichi wasn't really interested until it started to rain. Then Chichi was willing to go back, and gave the zookeeper a nice hug.

https://youtu.be/6FAKaMGhh7E

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (kDGvA)

21 What kinda tree is in the top pic ?
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 07:27 PM (T4tVD)

—————

Redwood. Duh

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:29 PM (u73oe)

22 Fire baaaaaad!
Posted by: John Fetterman at September 06, 2022 07:21 PM (48d9R)

PUTTING ON THE RITZ!

Posted by: Beartooth at September 06, 2022 07:29 PM (RI8jR)

23 Losszez: heat now down to 82 (from 9

Posted by: SFGoth at September 06, 2022 07:29 PM (KAi1n)

24 *Peeks in thread*

There’s no pics of Hillary’s crotch here, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Don't click the tree pic.

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 07:29 PM (T4tVD)

25 I think there's something on my leg.

I watched a squirrel play that game with a ferruginous hawk on a tree outside my kitchen window for a good 5 minutes until the hawk finally got a little sloppy and left an opening for the squirrel to escape into the hedges.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 06, 2022 07:30 PM (nfrXX)

26 *Peeks in thread*

There’s no pics of Hillary’s crotch here, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)

No kooters. Just kittens.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 07:30 PM (anj39)

27 Wonder if insurance covers the shoplifting seagull.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2022 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Don't click the tree pic.
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 07:29 PM (T4tVD)

—————

Nah, I think Hillary is sporting hardwood.

*Hurl*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:30 PM (u73oe)

29 and of those 8 mice, how many are still living ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 06, 2022 07:31 PM (J33tq)

30
Puppies to the vet for a second set of shots. They took the car trip very well and behaved splendidly when we got there. The term "manipulative bitch" was invented to describe Borzoi girls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:31 PM (1Nxff)

31 Ginger cats are fierce.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

32 Then Chichi was willing to go back, and gave the zookeeper a nice hug.

https://youtu.be/6FAKaMGhh7E
Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (kDGvA)

Zookeeper displayin' the yams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Europe Household Electric Bills Estimated to Jump by $2 Trillion Next Year. That’s 12% of Their GDP

https://tinyurl.com/yez7ft3f

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (Gt91P)

34 I am not squeamish about snakes outside as long as they're not poisonous, but I would not want to be in any country that had cobras. They're creepy, besides being poisonous. That was a brave cat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (wvo9L)

35 Then it stopped raining and Chichi ripped the zookeeper’s face off. The end.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:33 PM (u73oe)

36 So how do you explain to your insurance company that the elephant scratched its butt on your car?

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at September 06, 2022 07:33 PM (OQcPl)

37 Wow! That top picture is beautiful.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 06, 2022 07:33 PM (ftFVW)

38 The timing is perfect with the top bunk cat and the Mission Impossible theme. Goes perfect with my comment in the previous thread about the post of Trump BREAKING INTO the CIA.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2022 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Dogs and Beer, proof God Loves us... as amended by Romeo13.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:33 PM (oHd/0)

40 The term "manipulative bitch" was invented to describe Borzoi girls.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:31 PM (1Nxff)

Or ex-wives. I

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 06, 2022 07:34 PM (h+wzp)

41 I am not squeamish about snakes outside as long as they're not poisonous, but I would not want to be in any country that had cobras. They're creepy, besides being poisonous. That was a brave cat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (wvo9L)

I was cringing watching that kitten with the cobra. A neighbor's cat recently alerted them to a copperhead in their garage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

42 *Peeks in thread*

There’s no pics of Hillary’s crotch here, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)
.......

No but there is an elephant rubbing his ass on a car.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

43 Sooo.... anyone out there in Moronville still think Bob Barr is NOT part of the Deep State?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

44 What a beautiful red tree.

Posted by: portlandon at September 06, 2022 07:35 PM (+oR7L)

45 Europe Household Electric Bills Estimated to Jump by $2 Trillion Next Year. That’s 12% of Their GDP

https://tinyurl.com/yez7ft3f
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (Gt91P)

Any bets on if this starts a war?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

46 I was cringing watching that kitten with the cobra. A neighbor's cat recently alerted them to a copperhead in their garage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

What, snake was just trying to get... on the road...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:36 PM (oHd/0)

47 Europe Household Electric Bills Estimated to Jump by $2 Trillion Next Year. That’s 12% of Their GDP

https://tinyurl.com/yez7ft3f
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (Gt91P)

Putin, laughing, spreads his wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

48 17 *Peeks in thread*

There’s no pics of Hillary’s crotch here, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)

Cute kittys. Not a nasty old...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (ynpvh)

49 Fuck Bill Barr. MAL raid aok, but no raid on hunter or Alcoff. GOP are bastards
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (Zzbjj)

The MAL raid only irritates the peasants that we hate anyway, while a Hunter investigation might upset important people, so priorities and resource allocation...

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (hOUT3)

50 I got a warning from Twitter for calling that skank Kathy Griffin a skank

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (Zzbjj)

51 When I see GAINZZZ like that, I'm thinking Sefton and a whole lot of photoshop.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (DOvc/)

52 42 *Peeks in thread*

There’s no pics of Hillary’s crotch here, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)
.......

No but there is an elephant rubbing his ass on a car.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

Perfect for a Farmer's Insurance Commercial. "Yeah, we've seen that!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

53 I luvs falls

Posted by: Trip at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (us2H3)

54
Perfect for a Farmer's Insurance Commercial. "Yeah, we've seen that!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

My dog goes crazy and barks every time he hears their jingle on the TV.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

55 50 I got a warning from Twitter for calling that skank Kathy Griffin a skank

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (Zzbjj)

Tell them you meant to type Skink (https://www.britannica.com/animal/skink)
or skunk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (ynpvh)

56 Two More EU Aluminum Smelters Going Offline Due to Excessive Energy Costs, Aluminum Shortages Predicted

https://tinyurl.com/5n8y5azp

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (Gt91P)

57 Any bets on if this starts a war?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

A war in Europe, come on man...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (hOUT3)

58 Kitten-herding dog looks like he's part blue heeler. Those are amazingly smart dogs.

Posted by: gp Is Moving Toward An Attempted Controlled Unwind Position at September 06, 2022 07:40 PM (24fqN)

59 Sooo.... anyone out there in Moronville still think Bob Barr is NOT part of the Deep State?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

I don't think you can fully judge the DOJ without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The DOJ has a long-standing tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.

Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at September 06, 2022 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

60 43. This is why I have zero confidence in Bullshit Durham. No way Barr would appoint an honest man.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:40 PM (Zzbjj)

61 43 Sooo.... anyone out there in Moronville still think Bob Barr is NOT part of the Deep State?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

"He's soaking in it"--Madge

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

62 57 Any bets on if this starts a war?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

A war in Europe, come on man...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (hOUT3)

/Looks at calendar...

well... historically... we are about due for a big one in Europe.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:40 PM (oHd/0)

63 Willowed:
The DOJ knows what a 'taint' team is and how to use it...the fact that they allowed executive privileged material to be examined by the investigators means only one thing - that material was politically important to the FBI. the DOJ and the WH...

The Judge hints at it, but she has to be careful. Also, I am not sure this can be appealed as a TRO - ie the investigation is halted and cannot proceed using this evidentiary material until a Special Master has cleared it - meaning ALL of it - everything from MAL that was taken.

Leaks to the WAPO and NYT about what was taken to happen in 3...2...1
Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2022 07:36 PM (+Cgut)

Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2022 07:41 PM (+Cgut)

64 57 Any bets on if this starts a war?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

A war in Europe, come on man...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (hOUT3)

And Eastasia.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

65 50 ill just make up a new name and addresd

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:41 PM (Zzbjj)

66 WWIII is going to be lit.

Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2022 07:42 PM (mBewQ)

67 42 *Peeks in thread*

There’s no pics of Hillary’s crotch here, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)
.......

No but there is an elephant rubbing his ass on a car.
Posted by: wth at September 06, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T)
There was that one where she says 'I was a victim of clown pants.' on here one time.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 07:42 PM (0OP+5)

68 62 57 Any bets on if this starts a war?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

A war in Europe, come on man...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (hOUT3)

/Looks at calendar...

well... historically... we are about due for a big one in Europe.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:40 PM (oHd/0)

In the olden days there was a war season. Definitely not Winter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:42 PM (ynpvh)

69
A war in Europe, come on man...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (hOUT3)

__________

Belgium sighs in resignation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)

70 63 Willowed:
The DOJ knows what a 'taint' team is...
Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2022 07:41 PM (+Cgut)

And Pete Bootigieg is excited.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

71 Millions of pissed off germans? That will end well.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:43 PM (u73oe)

72 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

Good for kitty and hopefully the cat was o,k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2022 07:43 PM (wvo9L)

73 well... historically... we are about due for a big one in Europe.
Posted by: Romeo13

Yes, that little detail occurred to me as I hit post

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:43 PM (hOUT3)

74 Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2022 07:41 PM (+Cgut)

Immaterial. DOJ had WEEKS to go through all the material... anything the Special Master says no to, will just be leaked.

Like the pictures of the Folders... proving its a political op not a Legal one... because you don't show the Defense your evidence until you have to.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

75 I got a warning from Twitter for calling that skank Kathy Griffin a skank

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (Zzbjj)

No more free speech for you!

Posted by: Twittards at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

76 The DOJ knows what a 'taint' team is...
Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2022 07:41 PM (+Cgut)

And Pete Bootigieg is excited.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

Bootygig ain't got no time for no taint. He goes straight for the anus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Get off of our lawn!

Posted by: Belgium at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (Xrfse)

78 NY mayor arranging a fact finding mission to explore the awful conditions Texas is creating for illegals. Fuck Adams and fuck NY.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oWBc3)

79 69
A war in Europe, come on man...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (hOUT3)

__________

Belgium sighs in resignation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)

France suffers premature surrender.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (ynpvh)

80 This is why I have zero confidence in Bullshit Durham. No way Barr would appoint an honest man.
Posted by: CN

Yeah. Pretty obvious. The man who knocked off dirty politicos and mob guys...
We can now assume those were the guys who wouldn't play ball.

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2022 07:45 PM (cPGH3)

81 The only thing that seems to be really worthwhile about Twitter are the animal pictures and videos, because some of the people leave a lot to be desired.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2022 07:45 PM (wvo9L)

82 NY mayor arranging a fact finding mission to explore the awful conditions Texas is creating for illegals. Fuck Adams and fuck NY.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oWBc3)

Texas? How about Biden? HE'S the reason they're here. If it were so bad in Texas, why are they still coming?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2022 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

83 NY mayor arranging a fact finding mission to explore the awful conditions Texas is creating for illegals. Fuck Adams and fuck NY.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oWBc3)

—————

No, he’s right. It’s terrible there. All those immigrants would be much safer in NY.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:46 PM (u73oe)

84 33 Europe Household Electric Bills Estimated to Jump by $2 Trillion Next Year. That’s 12% of Their GDP

https://tinyurl.com/yez7ft3f
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (Gt91P)

California's government is working hard to make sure their residents don't have to worry about the high cost of electricity. No electrical bills is a strong platform to run on, right?

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 07:46 PM (Tlfom)

85 Beautiful red tree. Probably the backdrop Biden should have chosen instead of Dante's Inferno.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 06, 2022 07:46 PM (NpAcC)

86 Good evening!
I had to take the boy to the doctor today because his eyes were almost swollen shut from allergies. He looked so pitiful.

Posted by: Jmel at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (bVhJi)

87 Bill Barr is sweating bullets - he has something to hide.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (oWBc3)

88 82 NY mayor arranging a fact finding mission to explore the awful conditions Texas is creating for illegals. Fuck Adams and fuck NY.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oWBc3)

Texas? How about Biden? HE'S the reason they're here. If it were so bad in Texas, why are they still coming?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 06, 2022 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

He's not looking far enough south while at the same time looking TOO far south...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

89 > I was cringing watching that kitten with the cobra. A neighbor's cat recently alerted them to a copperhead in their garage.

Hey, that reminds me of a story. When I lived in the Philippines, part of the time we lived in base housing at Clark AFB. We had a Dachshund named Strudel. One night, Strudel pushed her way into my parent's bedroom. My Mom woke up and carried her over to my sister's room to put the dog in her bed. My Mom saw flashlights moving around in the house.

We weren't allowed to keep guns in the house because it's the military and the rules are bullshit, so my parents had to yell at the guys to leave and yell for local guards to come and save us and call the police. The guys in the house didn't give a shit about my parents yelling, but when they heard the whistles of the local guards coming they hauled ass back over the fence that surrounded the base. Local guards were allowed to shoot on sight.

Fun times.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (kDGvA)

90 The man who knocked off dirty politicos and mob guys...
We can now assume those were the guys who wouldn't play ball.
Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2022 07:45 PM (cPGH3)

To be fair, those guys were a threat to our Precious Democracy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (hOUT3)

91 I need to buy sole powdered Ginger spice. (Great in all kinds of dishes)

I see Spice Islands in a scant 2oz jar for $9 - but I can also buy it in bulk for $12 a pound.

I know the adage "You get what you pay for" (if you're lucky,!) but is there something I'm missing? I'm not too picky, but I'm just a simple cook who likes it with Chicken and baked beans, in cookies, etc Any guidance from the teeming horde would be appreciated, if not necessarily followed.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (v+mv3)

92
California's government is working hard to make sure their residents don't have to worry about the high cost of electricity. No electrical bills is a strong platform to run on, right?
Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 07:46 PM (Tlfom)

I'm fine with that.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

93 78 NY mayor arranging a fact finding mission to explore the awful conditions Texas is creating for illegals. Fuck Adams and fuck NY.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oWBc3)

Well, he IS sending them to New York, isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?

What next? Making them watch Cats, or .... shudder... Hamilton?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

94 Wow! That top picture is beautiful.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Ita a Redwood Duh !

(that's what I heard, I'm not a treeologist)

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (T4tVD)

95 Strudel got lots of love and praise for alerting my parents to the intruders.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (kDGvA)

96 84 33 Europe Household Electric Bills Estimated to Jump by $2 Trillion Next Year. That’s 12% of Their GDP

https://tinyurl.com/yez7ft3f
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (Gt91P)

California's government is working hard to make sure their residents don't have to worry about the high cost of electricity. No electrical bills is a strong platform to run on, right?

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 07:46 PM (Tlfom)

You don't need what you can't get. Vote DEM 2024!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:48 PM (ynpvh)

97 Wow! That top picture is beautiful.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 06, 2022 07:33 PM (ftFVW)

It's only a model.

Posted by: Patsy at September 06, 2022 07:48 PM (guGkK)

98
Europe Household Electric Bills Estimated to Jump by $2 Trillion Next Year. That’s 12% of Their GDP

https://tinyurl.com/yez7ft3f
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (Gt91P)

___________

Better hope for some Global Warming.

One reason the Berlin Airlift succeeded was that the winter of 1948-1949 was unusually mild. Had it been like that of 1946-1947 the Allies couldn't have brought in enough coal to prevent Berlin from freezing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:48 PM (1Nxff)

99 A war in Europe, come on man...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 07:39 PM (hOUT3)
Belgium sighs in resignation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:42 PM (1Nxff)

Those GD Swedes better be involved in this one. Sat out the last two selling iron and crap to both sides while hiding all their wimmens.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2022 07:48 PM (R/m4+)

100 Fact finding mission?

Bwahahahaha!!!!!

More like photo op time.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 07:48 PM (anj39)

101 Posted by: Jmel at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (bVhJi)

Sorry to hear that. I hope they were able to give him something to help. Allergies have been really bad this year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 06, 2022 07:48 PM (wvo9L)

102 11 What kinda tree is in the top pic ?
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 07:27 PM (T4tVD)

Not sure what the big trees are, but the red leaves look like they come from a Japanese Maple. I've got one at my house, and it looks like the curvy trunk at the right side of the picture.

The leaves make a huge mess when they've fallen to the ground, but they're absolutely beautiful.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2022 07:49 PM (fItfF)

103 The taint team is the ones who plant the evidence, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 07:49 PM (Wrs74)

104 75 I got a warning from Twitter for calling that skank Kathy Griffin a skank

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (Zzbjj)

Twitter is where the truth goes to die

Posted by: Trip at September 06, 2022 07:49 PM (us2H3)

105 Bill Barr is sweating bullets - he has something to hide.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 06, 2022 07:47 PM (oWBc3)

Hmm. Sounds plausible.

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2022 07:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

106 It is after labor day. Durham isn't going to indict this soon before the 2028 election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 07:50 PM (Wrs74)

107 104 75 I got a warning from Twitter for calling that skank Kathy Griffin a skank

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 07:37 PM (Zzbjj)

Twitter is where the truth goes to die

Posted by: Trip at September 06, 2022 07:49 PM (us2H3)

And where birth is given to lies

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:50 PM (ynpvh)

108 That would be the next Good Wat..Germans head for Brussels and depose the EU.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2022 07:50 PM (L+w7x)

109 103 The taint team is the ones who plant the evidence, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 07:49 PM (Wrs74)

What a bunch of asses

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (ynpvh)

110 >>>WWIII is going to be lit.
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2022 07:42 PM (mBewQ)

From explosions, sure.

From electricity, not so much.

Posted by: Europe at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (48d9R)

111
I think the war between Russia and Poland would be sporty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (1Nxff)

112 California should pass a law to make electricity free. And tax the power companies to pay for it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (Wrs74)

113 111
I think the war between Russia and Poland would be sporty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (1Nxff)

Poland is where the last great war started...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (ynpvh)

114 112 California should pass a law to make electricity free. And tax the power companies to pay for it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (Wrs74)

Yeah, great idea! Now I'm gonna plug my power strip into itself and use it to power the rest of my appliances.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:52 PM (ynpvh)

115 Not sure what the big trees are, but the red leaves look like they come from a Japanese Maple. I've got one at my house, and it looks like the curvy trunk at the right side of the picture.

The leaves make a huge mess when they've fallen to the ground, but they're absolutely beautiful.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

I am a treeologist (?) and those leaves DO look like Jap maples but the trunks look like Dawn redwood or baldcypress.
So I proffered no opinion.

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2022 07:52 PM (cPGH3)

116 11 What kinda tree is in the top pic ?
Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 07:27 PM (T4tVD)

Not sure what the big trees are, but the red leaves look like they come from a Japanese Maple. I've got one at my house, and it looks like the curvy trunk at the right side of the picture.

The leaves make a huge mess when they've fallen to the ground, but they're absolutely beautiful.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Thank you ! (I knew it wasn't a redwood duh !)

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 07:53 PM (T4tVD)

117 Abbot should meet Adams at his photo op. See all those buses, mayor?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:53 PM (u73oe)

118 WWIII will be over pretty quick. Couple two-tree dozen nukes here, couple dere, bada bing! War's done.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 07:53 PM (Wrs74)

119 Great Cafe, thanks Chue, Ace.

I couldn't stand the repeated image of the hags so I couldn't stick around for the last thread.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 07:53 PM (KhQzT)

120 115 Not sure what the big trees are, but the red leaves look like they come from a Japanese Maple. I've got one at my house, and it looks like the curvy trunk at the right side of the picture.

The leaves make a huge mess when they've fallen to the ground, but they're absolutely beautiful.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

I am a treeologist (?) and those leaves DO look like Jap maples but the trunks look like Dawn redwood or baldcypress.
So I proffered no opinion.

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2022 07:52 PM (cPGH3)

But we won't know until the tree decides to share what it identifies as.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:53 PM (ynpvh)

121 Breaking News:
Justin Bieber cancels rest of World Tour, blames exhaustion

and face paralysis from Covid boosters?
Bet he's got some clots, baby. Savage clots. L-A clots.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

122 For those of you with seasonal allergies, go and buy some local honey. Take a teaspoon a couple times a day. Don't heat it up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2022 07:54 PM (64wfp)

123 > The taint team is the ones who plant the evidence, right?

The taint team are the guys that take photographs of all the documents the FBI can't legally have, then pass them along to the FBI. Then they claim the FBI investigating team never saw those documents.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2022 07:54 PM (kDGvA)

124 Abbott should put Adams on a bus and tell him it is going to the border. Then lock the doors and send it to Chicago.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 07:54 PM (Wrs74)

125 These Transformers costumes have come a long way since I was a kid.
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I still have nostalgic feelings for the generic cardboard box with the window where you could see a cheap mask with an elastic band that was accompanied by the cheapest plastic coveralls that had a logo and maybe the character name so people could figure out what the costume was suppose to be.

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 07:54 PM (Tlfom)

126 121 Breaking News:
Justin Bieber cancels rest of World Tour, blames exhaustion

and face paralysis from Covid boosters?
Bet he's got some clots, baby. Savage clots. L-A clots.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

Global warming dun dat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:54 PM (ynpvh)

127 Yuge clots. Epic clots.

Posted by: wth at September 06, 2022 07:55 PM (v0R5T)

128 So the mayor is pissed about a couple hundred being shipped to NYC. His solution is to bring attention to the real situation at the border? Guess he hasn’t really thought this through.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:55 PM (u73oe)

129 125 These Transformers costumes have come a long way since I was a kid.
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I still have nostalgic feelings for the generic cardboard box with the window where you could see a cheap mask with an elastic band that was accompanied by the cheapest plastic coveralls that had a logo and maybe the character name so people could figure out what the costume was suppose to be.

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 07:54 PM (Tlfom)

The only transformers around when I was a kind were AC transformers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

130 128 So the mayor is pissed about a couple hundred being shipped to NYC. His solution is to bring attention to the real situation at the border? Guess he hasn’t really thought this through.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 07:55 PM (u73oe)

He obviously wants to help EVEN MORE of those poor tatooed gangbanging souls. Welcome to the Big Apple! Take a bite!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:56 PM (ynpvh)

131 Re: Covid Karen from below…

I live in a blueish nabe and so my kids attend school with the kids of a lot of woke imbeciles. And yet no masks whatsoever to be seen this new school year. Not kids, not parents picking up or dropping off, not teachers.

Last year there were still some mask holdouts, maybe 15% of kids. but this year looks like the fever has broken for even those dumbfucks.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 06, 2022 07:57 PM (3vQN0)

132 For those of you with seasonal allergies, go and buy some local honey. Take a teaspoon a couple times a day.
-----------------------
♫ ... much sweeter than wine. ♫

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 06, 2022 07:57 PM (yikp0)

133 You got all these big trees, close together and none of the bluestone pavers are displaced ?

sumptins wrong

Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 07:57 PM (us2H3)

134 Guess he hasn’t really thought this through.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The Dims are not noted for their forethought.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 06, 2022 07:57 PM (ftFVW)

135 I wouldn't last a day on Twitter

Posted by: Skip at September 06, 2022 07:58 PM (k8B25)

136
Her Majesty has retreated to her study to sit in on a club board teleconference, leaving me all by myself. Whatever shall I do?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:58 PM (1Nxff)

137 NY mayor arranging a fact finding mission to explore the awful conditions Texas is creating for illegals. Fuck Adams and fuck NY.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (oWBc3)

So Adams is admitting Abbott is sending illegals to a shithole?

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 07:58 PM (Tlfom)

138 132 For those of you with seasonal allergies, go and buy some local honey. Take a teaspoon a couple times a day.
-----------------------
♫ ... much sweeter than wine. ♫

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 06, 2022 07:57 PM (yikp0)

Just watch out for honey collected in the hood. Dem bees fly high...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:58 PM (ynpvh)

139 Best day of work ever. My boss and I got sibling golden retrievers a month ago. They are now 3 months old. She works in a different town and came to my office today with her pup and I brought mine. 2.5 SOLID hours of chase, wrestle and tug of war. Then it was like the batteries died. They both passed out at the same time. I swear they were both smiling while they were sleeping.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 06, 2022 08:00 PM (rTuW8)

140
NY mayor arranging a fact finding mission to explore the awful conditions Texas is creating for illegals.

_________

Aren't those awful conditions a Federal responsibility?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:00 PM (1Nxff)

141 The only transformers around when I was a kind were AC transformers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

That doesn't sound like something a 29 year old can say.

Do I turn Jim into Chuy or CBD for not being 29?

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 08:00 PM (Tlfom)

142 Last year there were still some mask holdouts, maybe 15% of kids. but this year looks like the fever has broken for even those dumbfucks.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 06, 2022 07:57 PM (3vQN0)
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My kid's district dropped masks for all of 1 week last year. It was insane.

Now? Yeah, its over. We just hosted a football game with 75,000 screaming fans and countless yard parties over the weekend. It's done. Deal with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:00 PM (llXky)

143 Kitchen Wizard looks like it belongs in a porno movie.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:00 PM (MxRrv)

144 Her Majesty has retreated to her study to sit in on a club board teleconference, leaving me all by myself. Whatever shall I do?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:58 PM (1Nxff)
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Log in to Gunbroker and make that purchase.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:01 PM (llXky)

145 Europe Household Electric Bills Estimated to Jump by $2 Trillion Next Year. That’s 12% of Their GDP

https://tinyurl.com/yez7ft3f
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 07:32 PM (Gt91P)

Any bets on if this starts a war?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)

they learned their lessons in war prevention (on their own soil, of course) , and will "subsidize" electric bills, or force - cap them. They will get the funds in the usual economically sound way, by robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)

146
It's done. Deal with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:00 PM (llXky)

_________

"I used to be big. People hung on my every word..." - Dr. Anthony Fauci

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:03 PM (1Nxff)

147 141 The only transformers around when I was a kind were AC transformers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

That doesn't sound like something a 29 year old can say.

Do I turn Jim into Chuy or CBD for not being 29?

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 08:00 PM (Tlfom)

Wrong number base. You're thinking decimal...try a...larger base, a bit larger than base 16.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:03 PM (ynpvh)

148 Today was a bit exhausting. 1 in person interview, 1 zoom and one phone, plus a half phone interview that basically just set up an in-person for Thursday.

And tomorrow I have an in person and 2 phone interviews...so far.

I need to get a job because job hunting is more work than many places I have worked.

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 08:03 PM (Tlfom)

149 Her Majesty has retreated to her study to sit in on a club board teleconference, leaving me all by myself. Whatever shall I do?

Posted by: Hadrian

Scotch, whiskey, wine and/or beer?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:03 PM (KhQzT)

150 135 this account is hardly my first, but " skank"? The libs call people hitlers and nazis all day long with impunity. And I can't call a skank a skank?

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 08:04 PM (Zzbjj)

151 > Log in to Gunbroker and make that purchase.

What's this $1800 charge on the credit card?

Uh, car parts!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2022 08:04 PM (kDGvA)

152 144 Her Majesty has retreated to her study to sit in on a club board teleconference, leaving me all by myself. Whatever shall I do?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:58 PM (1Nxff)
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Log in to Gunbroker and make that purchase.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:01 PM (llXky)

When you're done, tell her how much you saved her on all your purchases.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:04 PM (ynpvh)

153 Gah, it is still 102 at 6pm.

Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2022 08:05 PM (mBewQ)

154 I think the war between Russia and Poland would be sporty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (1Nxff)

Poland is where the last great war started...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:51 PM (ynpvh)
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Great rivalry series, and pretty close in recent years. Russia carried the 1939 contest, but had a huge assist from Germany. Before that, Poland dominated the 1920 matchup.

I'm going with Poland plus the points. Yeah, home field, but they always take the rivalry more seriously.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:05 PM (llXky)

155 Europe Household Electric Bills Estimated to Jump by $2 Trillion Next Year. That’s 12% of Their GDP

Good thing for the Ukrainian Parliament that they voted themselves a 70% pay raise a few weeks back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X8)

156 "I used to be big. People hung on my every word..." - Dr. Anthony Fauci
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:03 PM (1Nxff)

People like Fauci should be hung...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 08:05 PM (hOUT3)

157 Ask me for more tips on how to make your marriage more exciting!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:05 PM (ynpvh)

158 Abbott should put Adams on a bus and tell him it is going to the border. Then lock the doors and send it to Chicago.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 07:54

Make it look like a Trump campaign bus.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 06, 2022 08:06 PM (h+wzp)

159 Get off of our lawn!
Posted by: Belgium at September 06, 2022 07:44 PM (Xrfse)

Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish! I mean, Belgium, man! Belgium!

Posted by: Zaphod Beeblbrox at September 06, 2022 08:06 PM (xhaym)

160 95F and 11% humidity

'brown summer'

Posted by: DB at September 06, 2022 08:06 PM (geLO8)

161 "I used to be big. People hung on my every word..." - Dr. Anthony Fauci

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:03 PM (1Nxff)
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I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender, instead of a bum. Which is what I am.

Posted by: Ant'ny Fauci at September 06, 2022 08:07 PM (llXky)

162 Good thing for the Ukrainian Parliament that they voted themselves a 70% pay raise a few weeks back.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X

Once again proving that timing is everything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 08:07 PM (hOUT3)

163 He obviously wants to help EVEN MORE of those poor tatooed gangbanging souls. Welcome to the Big Apple! Take a bite!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 07:56 PM (ynpvh)
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Don't mind the maggots!

Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 06, 2022 08:07 PM (PVt/n)

164 156 "I used to be big. People hung on my every word..." - Dr. Anthony Fauci
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:03 PM (1Nxff)

People like Fauci should be hung...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 08:05 PM (hOUT3)

Ma almeno avevo tutte quelle bellezze dai capelli rossi

Posted by: Mussolini at September 06, 2022 08:07 PM (ynpvh)

165 Good thing for the Ukrainian Parliament that they voted themselves a 70% pay raise a few weeks back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X

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Well, if all of your government revenue was coming from a foreign country, why not?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:08 PM (llXky)

166 doesn't rain for a month and now 4 inches of the wet stuff

Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

167 The taint team are the guys that take photographs of all the documents the FBI can't legally have, then pass them along to the FBI. Then they claim the FBI investigating team never saw those documents.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 06, 2022 07:54 PM (kDGvA)

The pics showing the docs on the floor at Mar A Lago are: apparently from the dates something to do with the Iran Deal, by reporting not showing on any inventory turned over by the FBI so far, and really reminiscent to me of the Mules taking pictures of ballots they are about to deposit in the drop boxes

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 08:10 PM (xhaym)

168
doesn't rain for a month and now 4 inches of the wet stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

_________

In Texas, droughts are ended by floods and vice versa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:11 PM (1Nxff)

169 Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 08:03 PM (Tlfom)

If you continue going like that , you will land a job!

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

170 The pics showing the docs on the floor at Mar A Lago are: apparently from the dates something to do with the Iran Deal, by reporting not showing on any inventory turned over by the FBI so far, and really reminiscent to me of the Mules taking pictures of ballots they are about to deposit in the drop boxes

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 08:10 PM (xhaym)
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Any idiot with color printers can make the cover sheets and drop them on blank pieces of paper or a kid's book report.

It's funny to watch Serious National Security Experts wet their pants over this nonsense.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (llXky)

171 Out of quick hits today?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

172 Car survived the elephant. When elephant first put it's foot on the wheel I thought it was a goner. Like to know who made that car.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (MxRrv)

173 doesn't rain for a month and now 4 inches of the wet stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

We get 4 inch rain storms often... only here the drops are 4 inches apart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (KhQzT)

174 170 The pics showing the docs on the floor at Mar A Lago are: apparently from the dates something to do with the Iran Deal, by reporting not showing on any inventory turned over by the FBI so far, and really reminiscent to me of the Mules taking pictures of ballots they are about to deposit in the drop boxes

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 08:10 PM (xhaym)
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Any idiot with color printers can make the cover sheets and drop them on blank pieces of paper or a kid's book report.

It's funny to watch Serious National Security Experts wet their pants over this nonsense.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (llXky)

My thought when I first saw the photo is that they DID add those covers OVER the actual docs they splayed out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

175 172 Car survived the elephant. When elephant first put it's foot on the wheel I thought it was a goner. Like to know who made that car.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (MxRrv)

Tires were pretty impressive too

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

176 Beet, glad to hear you have some prospects. Prayers up that one of them is perfect, and wants you the most!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 06, 2022 08:15 PM (OX9vb)

177 173 doesn't rain for a month and now 4 inches of the wet stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:09 PM (us2H3)

We get 4 inch rain storms often... only here the drops are 4 inches apart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (KhQzT)

Aw c'mon, it's monsoon season there, isn't it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:15 PM (ynpvh)

178 doesn't rain for a month and now 4 inches of the wet stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:09 PM

Yep. I think we got a little more on the coast, but we needed it badly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2022 08:15 PM (asZuX)

179
So these documents were Soooper Top Sekret! but we'll release photos of them to show what a rat bastard Trump is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (1Nxff)

180 Bete, not Beet. Sheesh.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

181 178 doesn't rain for a month and now 4 inches of the wet stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:09 PM

Yep. I think we got a little more on the coast, but we needed it badly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 06, 2022 08:15 PM (asZuX)

Right now in San Diego, we get all the heat and humidity, none of the rain. The best of both worlds!...not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (ynpvh)

182
My thought when I first saw the photo is that they DID add those covers OVER the actual docs they splayed out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:14 PM (ynpvh)
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That's what they want you to think.

"Look! Secret stuff!"

It's so juvenile.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)

183 The taint team are the ones who make sure Hillary is ready for her Brazilian upskirt shots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (Wrs74)

184 183 The taint team are the ones who make sure Hillary is ready for her Brazilian upskirt shots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (Wrs74)

They did a lousy job on the photo of her getting on the plane...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:18 PM (ynpvh)

185 >>> 182
My thought when I first saw the photo is that they DID add those covers OVER the actual docs they splayed out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:14 PM (ynpvh)
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That's what they want you to think.

"Look! Secret stuff!"

It's so juvenile.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)

I had started on a list of all the different stories they tried but gave up after less than a week.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 08:18 PM (llON8)

186 182 It's so juvenile.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky)

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw when the Libyan "milk" factory was bombed. It showed a guy painting "milk" on all the shells...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:19 PM (ynpvh)

187 I admit it, I'm pathetic. My guilt has finally started to devour me. I can't stop it. Too many deals with the Devil.
I gnash my teeth and wail for the past me.

Posted by: Hillary R-C at September 06, 2022 08:19 PM (o53bn)

188 We get 4 inch rain storms often... only here the drops are 4 inches apart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (KhQzT)

Aw c'mon, it's monsoon season there, isn't it?
Posted by: jim

Yup, we've had 4 days of rain since July, a veritable stunning monsoon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:19 PM (KhQzT)

189 187 I admit it, I'm pathetic. My guilt has finally started to devour me. I can't stop it. Too many deals with the Devil.
I gnash my teeth and wail for the past me.

Posted by: Hillary R-C at September 06, 2022 08:19 PM (o53bn)

The real HRC feels no guilt; she's psychopathic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:20 PM (ynpvh)

190 The taint team are the ones who make sure Hillary is ready for her Brazilian upskirt shots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (Wrs74)
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They thought they were signing up for the college cheerleader taint team, but then realized they were on the Hillary taint team.

This resulted in several suicides, some of which were intentional.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:20 PM (llXky)

191 188 We get 4 inch rain storms often... only here the drops are 4 inches apart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:12 PM (KhQzT)

Aw c'mon, it's monsoon season there, isn't it?
Posted by: jim

Yup, we've had 4 days of rain since July, a veritable stunning monsoon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:19 PM (KhQzT)

On drop there, one drop there, and two drops there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:20 PM (ynpvh)

192 They say the country is evenly split but I don't believe it. I don't believe half this country is a bunch of stupid evil bastards. I think it's slightly less than half.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)

193 192 They say the country is evenly split but I don't believe it. I don't believe half this country is a bunch of stupid evil bastards. I think it's slightly less than half.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)

I'm not so sure. How many gangbangers from Mexico and Central America have they let in by now?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:22 PM (ynpvh)

194 I'm sure I'm wrong but nothing has seemed quite right ever since the Clintons came onto the scene

Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:22 PM (us2H3)

195 153 Gah, it is still 102 at 6pm.
Posted by: Infidel a
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I'm getting a new Central Air before spring.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:23 PM (MxRrv)

196 Where power concentrates, corruption eventually abounds.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:23 PM (ynpvh)

197 These cafe and ONT photos are giving me so many oil painting projects. I decided not long ago my signature paintings are going to be Monochromatic or mostly monochromatic . Dawn or Dusk gives you the most beautiful of the natural phenomenon. I'm finishing up the painting of a previous cafe photo of the train in the shadow of an orange sunset.

The photo on this cafe is not a dawn or dusk but it is a beautiful mostly one color composition.

Posted by: polynikes at September 06, 2022 08:24 PM (ZB6WQ)

198 Yup, we've had 4 days of rain since July, a veritable stunning monsoon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:19 PM (KhQzT)

On drop there, one drop there, and two drops there...
Posted by: jim

Yes, but the wind was so strong they were landing 5 feet up the window (patio overhang 12ft).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (KhQzT)

199 Dear diary: I did it! I'm on the taint team. Those coeds from Georgetown are smoking, and I'm going to be working with them daily. That's what the man said. I'm so proud that my six years of college have brought me to this point.

However, I'm starting to get worried. My supervisor seems to be really strict and a bit odd. Hatchet-faced woman, crew cut, dumpy. She's talking about patriarchy, cisheterofascism, and the evil of the male gaze. What did I sign up for?

Posted by: Confessions of an FBI agent at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (llXky)

200 I was reading through the book of "Proverbs" a few weeks ago...it struck me as funny that the same proverb about a nagging wife cropped up three or four times...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (ynpvh)

201 The taint team are the ones who make sure Hillary is ready for her Brazilian upskirt shots.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 08:16 PM (Wrs74)

—————

*Pushes plate away*

That’s fine, I’ll starve.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (u73oe)

202 They say the country is evenly split but I don't believe it. I don't believe half this country is a bunch of stupid evil bastards. I think it's slightly less than half.
Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)

Once upon a time that was true, but with the combination of uncontrolled immigration and teacher's unions, I think it is now more than half!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (hOUT3)

203 I'm not so sure. How many gangbangers from Mexico and Central America have they let in by now?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:22 PM (ynpvh)
They are no worse than the politicians we have now.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (0OP+5)

204
I'm getting a new Central Air before spring.

Posted by: Braenyard,

I have a swamp cooler. It's not normally this hot, supposed to be all week. I will wake up around 3 to pee and it will be 63 out, vent goes on.

Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (mBewQ)

205 You have to have a heart darker than Hillary not to keep that kitten the dog brought home.

Posted by: polynikes at September 06, 2022 08:26 PM (ZB6WQ)

206 Bob Newhart @BobNewhart
Thank you to everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes! 93 is the new 39!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 06, 2022 08:26 PM (yikp0)

207 203 I'm not so sure. How many gangbangers from Mexico and Central America have they let in by now?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:22 PM (ynpvh)
They are no worse than the politicians we have now.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (0OP+5)

And many are bi-lingual.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:27 PM (ynpvh)

208 >>> 203 I'm not so sure. How many gangbangers from Mexico and Central America have they let in by now?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:22 PM (ynpvh)
They are no worse than the politicians we have now.
Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 08:25 PM (0OP+5)

The gangbangers don't believe "Admiral" Levine is a woman.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 08:27 PM (llON8)

209 196 Where power concentrates, corruption eventually abounds.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:23 PM (ynpvh)

Corruption is the norm in governments world wide. Just differs on how open it is.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 08:27 PM (AmoqO)

210 Then again, politicians speak with forked tongue...not that far off from bi-lingual...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:27 PM (ynpvh)

211 196 Where power concentrates, corruption eventually abounds.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Or a big piece of lemon meringue pie

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:27 PM (MxRrv)

212 I thought Bob Newhart was dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2022 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

213 Damn. I remember when a job interview was sometimes conducted over a few beers at a local watering hole. The times, they have changed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 08:28 PM (Xrfse)

214 205 You have to have a heart darker than Hillary not to keep that kitten the dog brought home.

Posted by: polynikes at September 06, 2022 08:26 PM (ZB6WQ)

Keep the kitten. Eat the dog.

Posted by: Obama at September 06, 2022 08:28 PM (ynpvh)

215 200 I was reading through the book of "Proverbs" a few weeks ago...it struck me as funny that the same proverb about a nagging wife cropped up three or four times...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------------------

He was trying to make a point.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:28 PM (MxRrv)

216 I thought Bob Newhart was dead.

That was a dream, like Bobby Ewing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 08:29 PM (Bd6X8)

217 Did someone say lemon meringue pie?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:29 PM (u73oe)

218 211 196 Where power concentrates, corruption eventually abounds.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Or a big piece of lemon meringue pie

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:27 PM (MxRrv)

Mmmh. Lemon Meringue Pie...:::making Homer Simpson sounds:::

Posted by: Obama at September 06, 2022 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

219 212 I thought Bob Newhart was dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2022 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

Maybe I was confused with his Character on the Big Bang...I thought he was dead too.

Posted by: Obama at September 06, 2022 08:30 PM (ynpvh)

220 "I thought Bob Newhart was dead."

So did I.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at September 06, 2022 08:30 PM (1DgE4)

221 Off, dog-eating SCOAMF!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:31 PM (ynpvh)

222 I thought Bob Newhart was dead.

Where's my damned list? It was here a minute ago. Sigh.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at September 06, 2022 08:31 PM (Xrfse)

223 Bob Newhart @BobNewhart
Thank you to everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes! 93 is the new 39!
Posted by: andycanuck

lol. I always liked him!

Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2022 08:31 PM (mBewQ)

224 216 I thought Bob Newhart was dead.

That was a dream, like Bobby Ewing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 08:29 PM (Bd6X

He died in 2020 in an alternate universe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ynpvh)

225
*perks up*

Did someone mention lemon meringue pie?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (1Nxff)

226 That didn't take long.

@kylegriffin1

BREAKING WAPO:

A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

227 225
*perks up*

Did someone mention lemon meringue pie?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (1Nxff)

Good lemon meringue pie is something to behold. Even better to eat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

228 226 That didn't take long.

@kylegriffin1

BREAKING WAPO:

A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Pope Francis: "Damn it, Trump has our plans to take over the world!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

229 Lemon meringue pie is great. If anyone is talking about, and I want to be perfectly clear, Hillary’s pie, then I’m out!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (u73oe)

230 I'm sure I'm wrong but nothing has seemed quite right ever since the Clintons came onto the scene
Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:22 PM (us2H3)

Concur. The media started to defend the two grifters over the sex scandals and it has not let up since. Facts and the truth took second place to talking points and defending the Clintons and democrats from any criticism and no real media investigations allowed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (R/m4+)

231 229 Lemon meringue pie is great. If anyone is talking about, and I want to be perfectly clear, Hillary’s pie, then I’m out!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (u73oe)

Cow pie >>> Hillary's pie

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

232 Couple things, first Jesus comes back and all this crap gets straight pdq. Or second we go total madmax for 10 or 15 years and then Jesus comes back and all this crap gets straight pdq.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (0OP+5)

233 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)
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Spoiler alert: it came from Wikipedia.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (llXky)

234 The FBI is leaking? I shan’t believe it. I simply shannot.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:35 PM (u73oe)

235 233 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)
---
Spoiler alert: it came from Wikipedia.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (llXky)

But Wikipedia is a great source for factual information on politics...just like how real wresting is in Mexico!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:35 PM (ynpvh)

236 according to people familiar with the matter

Heh. The "experts".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (Xrfse)

237 226 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.

Document in question: "it's our estimation that the UK has nukes"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (bnAdj)

238 {{{CRINGE}}}

Ben Domenech
@bdomenech

I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a wife with big tits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

239 Bob Newhart is still alive.

Jeez.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (R/m4+)

240 234 The FBI is leaking? I shan’t believe it. I simply shannot.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:35 PM (u73oe)

It tends to become a full on micturation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (ynpvh)

241 Facts and the truth took second place to talking points and defending the Clintons and democrats from any criticism and no real media investigations allowed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

And they had FBI raw files in the living quarters, yes?
Coinkedink?

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2022 08:37 PM (cPGH3)

242 To me, Bob Newhart was merely Dick Cavett trying to be funny. And failing.

Tedious as all hell. NPR's version of comedy, and damn near presented in full NPR voice. If I did want some NPR comedy, then SNL nailed it with Schweddy Balls.

Maybe if Ace had written for Newhart, some actual comedy might've occurred. Cruel comedy, to be sure. But you can be certain that it'd be VDH Approved, shredded, bloody red meat to feed the appetites of Teh Horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2022 08:37 PM (tkOps)

243 241 Facts and the truth took second place to talking points and defending the Clintons and democrats from any criticism and no real media investigations allowed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

And they had FBI raw files in the living quarters, yes?
Coinkedink?

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2022 08:37 PM (cPGH3)

Trump used them as condoms

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:38 PM (ynpvh)

244 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Son-of-a-bitch forgot to return a copy of Jane's Armies of the World back to the White House library.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 08:38 PM (xhaym)

245 @kylegriffin1

BREAKING WAPO:

A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.
----------------------
Probably Greenland.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 06, 2022 08:38 PM (yikp0)

246 194 I'm sure I'm wrong but nothing has seemed quite right ever since the Clintons came onto the scene

Um, I'm not that sure you're wrong...

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 06, 2022 08:38 PM (PVt/n)

247 >>I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a wife with big tits.

The XL gunt isn't helping.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

248 245 @kylegriffin1

BREAKING WAPO:

A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.
----------------------
Probably Greenland.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 06, 2022 08:38 PM (yikp0)

"The Andaman islanders appear to have no nuclear capabality as of yet, but their 1m long arrows do pose a threat to low-flying aircraft"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:39 PM (ynpvh)

249 {{{CRINGE}}}

Ben Domenech
@bdomenech

I must inform you it does ~~not~~ make me a loser to have a [big girl] wife with big [girl fat] tits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

FIF Him

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

250 244 Son-of-a-bitch forgot to return a copy of Jane's Armies of the World back to the White House library.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 08:38 PM (xhaym)

*frantically buries his cherished copy of Jane's Fighting Ships in the back yard*

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2022 08:41 PM (UewuT)

251 Ben Domenech
@bdomenech

I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a wife with big tits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

Talking about it on twitter certainly does.

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:41 PM (V13WU)

252 251 Ben Domenech
@bdomenech

I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a wife with big tits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

Talking about it on twitter certainly does.

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:41 PM (V13WU)

It does if your tits are bigger...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

253 Hey Ben, I’m sure trigglypuff has big tits too. And for the same reason.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:42 PM (u73oe)

254 220 "I thought Bob Newhart was dead."

So did I.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at September 06, 2022 08:30 PM (1DgE4)

That was his brother, Bob.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 08:42 PM (AmoqO)

255 254 220 "I thought Bob Newhart was dead."

So did I.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at September 06, 2022 08:30 PM (1DgE4)

That was his brother, Bob.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 08:42 PM (AmoqO)

But not his other brother...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

256 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities

==

Feebs are very special kind of fantasists.

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:42 PM (V13WU)

257 I know this belongs to a previous thread, but this clueless male finally got the hidden message implied in Olivia Wilde's nasty nickname for Florence Pugh, "Miss Flo".

"Come back to the set, Shia. You'll only have a few more days to deal with her crampiness - I mean 'crabbiness'! A week, at most."

Just call me Ben Roethlisberger.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 06, 2022 08:43 PM (2RBkF)

258 It does if your tits are bigger...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

His tits are bigger you think ?

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:43 PM (V13WU)

259 258 It does if your tits are bigger...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

His tits are bigger you think ?
Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:43 PM (V13WU)

I have no f'n idea. It was more of a "you're momma's so fat" kinda comment.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

260 Twitter needs to die.

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 08:46 PM (2bQyj)

261 Bob Newhart is 93, and has outlived all but Peter Bonerz on the Bob Newhart Show. Thinking of other Hollywood celebs that are getting up there, June Lockhart is 97.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2022 08:46 PM (sVtYq)

262 261 Bob Newhart is 93, and has outlived all but Peter Bonerz on the Bob Newhart Show. Thinking of other Hollywood celebs that are getting up there, June Lockhart is 97.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2022 08:46 PM (sVtYq)

Norman Lear, 100, still breathing, still voting Dem...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:47 PM (ynpvh)

263 Isn't Ben's wife the woman that has big underwear too?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:48 PM (MxRrv)

264 IMDB has Marsha Hunt, 104, as the oldest living actor/actress...Maybe The James Madison has seen her movies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

265 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.
----------------------
Was it FOUND by the FBI? or PLANTED by the FBI?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 06, 2022 08:49 PM (K5n5d)

266 I have no f'n idea. It was more of a "you're momma's so fat" kinda comment.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

Little Conchita has gotten so big we just call her "Abalone" anymore

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 08:49 PM (xhaym)

267 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

5 will get you 20 it is Iran, if it exists at all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 06, 2022 08:49 PM (mShwQ)

268 Bob Newhart is 93, and has outlived all but Peter Bonerz on the Bob Newhart Show. Thinking of other Hollywood celebs that are getting up there, June Lockhart is 97.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2022 08:46 PM (sVtYq)

He was the dentist. Always liked the guy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2022 08:50 PM (R/m4+)

269 I didn't know Norman Lear was still on this side of the dirt. 100, wow.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 06, 2022 08:50 PM (sVtYq)

270 Bob Newhart is 93, and has outlived all but Peter Bonerz

Bowling alleys are still paging me. It's been a long, successful run.

Posted by: Peter B. at September 06, 2022 08:50 PM (Xrfse)

271 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

give me something I can use

Posted by: MSM at September 06, 2022 08:51 PM (us2H3)

272 Was it FOUND by the FBI? or PLANTED by the FBI?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at

Well, let's ask Andy McCarthy his opinion about the integrity of the FBI...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

273
Ben Domenech
@bdomenech

I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a wife with big tits.

__________

Sorry to sound like a stuffed shirt, but no decent man mentions his wife's physical attributes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:51 PM (1Nxff)

274 266 I have no f'n idea. It was more of a "you're momma's so fat" kinda comment.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

Little Conchita has gotten so big we just call her "Abalone" anymore

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 08:49 PM (xhaym)

probably call her El Gran Albondiga

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:51 PM (ynpvh)

275 Well, If an unnamed source at the fbi says so….

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 06, 2022 08:51 PM (3vQN0)

276 Trump had a copy of Clancy's The Sum of All Fears?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2022 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

277 Just got an emergency alert on phone
TURN SHIT OFF NOW GRID MAY FAIL

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 06, 2022 08:52 PM (4k23I)

278 >>Was it FOUND by the FBI? or PLANTED by the FBI?

For 6 straight years we've heard the left squeal "We've got him this time!" over something that turned out to be nothing at all. What do you suppose the odds are that Trump took documents he wasn't authorized to take nuclear or otherwise?

I'm thinking about 0.0%.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:52 PM (ZLI7S)

279 275 Well, If an unnamed source at the fbi says so….

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 06, 2022 08:51 PM (3vQN0)

They also found a copy of the pee-pee tape, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

280 Sorry to sound like a stuffed shirt, but no decent man mentions his wife's physical attributes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

It is now abundantly clear you are older than 29!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

281 Big titties on an obese wife is not something to brag about Benny.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 06, 2022 08:53 PM (3vQN0)

282 264 IMDB has Marsha Hunt, 104, as the oldest living actor/actress...Maybe The James Madison has seen her movies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

Her brother Mike is still around too.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 06, 2022 08:53 PM (bnAdj)

283 Trump had a copy of Clancy's The Sum of All Fears?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2022 08:52 PM (4I/2K)

you are on to us !

-Feeby

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:53 PM (V13WU)

284 Then: Nuclear codes!
Now: Nuclear SECRETS!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

285 Hahaha, my electric bill is cheap! Pass me another candle

Posted by: Californian at September 06, 2022 08:54 PM (/6GbT)

286 It gets worse. Trump was reading those super duper classified top secret files while watching the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 06, 2022 08:54 PM (3vQN0)

287 TURN SHIT OFF NOW GRID MAY FAIL
*

No, I've got to drive my Tesla tomorrow. No choice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at September 06, 2022 08:55 PM (iKxI+)

288 CIA Document

TOP SECRET EYES ONLY

We’re pretty sure Russia has nukes. Don’t hold us to it though, but we know this guy who knows a guy who says it’s probably true.

END

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:55 PM (u73oe)

289
Hillary wears pantsuits and leggings because she has Medusa Pussy -- whoever catches even the slightest glimpse of it turns to stone.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 08:55 PM (ezakk)

290 Self-awareness does not seem to be a thing in the Domenech-McCain household.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 06, 2022 08:55 PM (bnAdj)

291 Read a lovely story about how morgue are all of a sudden getting large globular of protein matter coming out in people's blood. They never saw it before but it's enough to clog up the strainer of the blood drain. I'm not a mortician so can only guess it's called the blood drain.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 06, 2022 08:55 PM (75lTC)

292 The CIA says there is a 45% chance India and Pakistan are each other. TOP SECRET!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 06, 2022 08:55 PM (3vQN0)

293 288 CIA Document

TOP SECRET EYES ONLY

We’re pretty sure Russia has nukes. Don’t hold us to it though, but we know this guy who knows a guy who says it’s probably true.

END

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:55 PM (u73oe)

This is about what's in Hillary's underwear, isn't it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:56 PM (ynpvh)

294 Isn't Ben's wife the woman that has big underwear too?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:48 PM (MxRrv)

Please, we're trying to do this on the quiet.

Posted by: Peoria Tent and Awning at September 06, 2022 08:56 PM (1DgE4)

295 282 264 IMDB has Marsha Hunt, 104, as the oldest living actor/actress...Maybe The James Madison has seen her movies...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

She was in the Greer Garson "Pride and Prejudice"

played an annoying sister

Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:56 PM (us2H3)

296 Ben Domenech
@bdomenech

I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a wife with big tits.

No, its them most likely being the only tits you ever saw that makes you a loser.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 08:56 PM (VwHCD)

297 263 Isn't Ben's wife the woman that has big underwear too?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:48 PM (MxRrv)
Son, it takes a big woman to fill this panty.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 08:56 PM (0OP+5)

298 288 CIA Document

TOP SECRET EYES ONLY

We’re pretty sure Russia has nukes. Don’t hold us to it though, but we know this guy who knows a guy who says it’s probably true.

END
Posted by: Duke Lowell
-------------------------

Stored in silos.

.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:57 PM (MxRrv)

299 Top Secret: Megan McCain has big tits

Posted by: Joe XiDen at September 06, 2022 08:57 PM (3vQN0)

300 they are back to Trump cuz this Dictator Joe shit is starting to sour

Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:57 PM (us2H3)

301
Now: Nuclear SECRETS!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

__________

I heard Pu-240 had a baby from a neutron!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:57 PM (1Nxff)

302 Tell us everything you found , all the top secret STUFF !1!

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 08:58 PM (V13WU)

303 Read a lovely story about how morgue are all of a sudden getting large globular of protein matter coming out in people's blood. They never saw it before but it's enough to clog up the strainer of the blood drain. I'm not a mortician so can only guess it's called the blood drain.
Posted by: Jimco Industries

Oh, it's too rich. I couldn't take another sip.

Posted by: Count Dracula at September 06, 2022 08:59 PM (ftFVW)

304 Lol. Tucker is about to go Tucker on Jennifer Lawrence.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

305 The FBI has been spoon feeding shit to the media for years. They lap it up like it’s caviar. You’d think they’d learn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 08:59 PM (u73oe)

306 Like I'm going to believe the FBI and their *cough, blow job,* experts on any topic. There is no second chance with them. They get scorn and if it works out right a life sentence digging the Great Dignity Canal.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 06, 2022 08:59 PM (RI8jR)

307 Holy sheet...I was just exposed to some flat earthers..halp!

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 06, 2022 09:00 PM (/6GbT)

308 297 263
Posted by: Braenyard(MxRrv)
Son, it takes a big woman to fill this panty.
Posted by: Eromero (0OP+5)

Old Joke.
Big may finally marries his fiance, a little petite thing. First thing he does at home, is take off his pants and tells his wife, "Put these on". She tries, but her whole boy fits in on pant-leg, she says, "I can't, they're too big". He says, "you better remember that too."
So she takes off HER pants and hands them to him and says, "Okay, put THESE on". He says, "There's not way I can get into them!" She says, "You better remember that, too, until you attitude changes!"

Might be reversed for Ben

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:00 PM (ynpvh)

309 230 I'm sure I'm wrong but nothing has seemed quite right ever since the Clintons came onto the scene
Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:22 PM (us2H3)

Concur. The media started to defend the two grifters over the sex scandals and it has not let up since. Facts and the truth took second place to talking points and defending the Clintons and democrats from any criticism and no real media investigations allowed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (R/m4+)

Was Monica before Whitewater?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 06, 2022 09:00 PM (8C7+r)

310 263 Isn't Ben's wife the woman that has big underwear too?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 08:48 PM (MxRrv)

I believe Cankles was wearing a pair at the party the other night

Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 09:00 PM (us2H3)

311 TOP SECRET:
Grand Duchy of Fenwick
Invasion USA Plans

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2022 09:00 PM (4I/2K)

312 301
Now: Nuclear SECRETS!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

__________

I heard Pu-240 had a baby from a neutron!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 08:57 PM (1Nxff)

Well, the uranium is now a lead weight...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:01 PM (ynpvh)

313 The media remind me of the Gary Larson cartoon with the dog in front of his dish.

Oh boy, dog food again!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 09:01 PM (u73oe)

314 Trump had the noc list!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 09:01 PM (Wrs74)

315 303 Read a lovely story about how morgue are all of a sudden getting large globular of protein matter coming out in people's blood. They never saw it before but it's enough to clog up the strainer of the blood drain. I'm not a mortician so can only guess it's called the blood drain.
Posted by: Jimco Industries

Oh, it's too rich. I couldn't take another sip.

Posted by: Count Dracula at September 06, 2022 08:59 PM (ftFVW)

I thought the complaint would be, "It's too stringy"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:01 PM (ynpvh)

316 So early voting starts next week in PA.

Early voting? Heh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 09:02 PM (up/3i)

317 Whitewater was an Arkansas deal.
Bill may not have been governor when it started.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 09:02 PM (MxRrv)

318 Jennifer Lawrence claimed she has nightmares about Tucker.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 06, 2022 09:02 PM (yikp0)

319 Was Monica before Whitewater?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 06, 2022 09:00 PM (8C7+r)

Monica was after, Paula Jones before

Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 09:03 PM (us2H3)

320 and Don't forget the cattle futures.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 09:03 PM (MxRrv)

321 309 230 I'm sure I'm wrong but nothing has seemed quite right ever since the Clintons came onto the scene
Posted by: REDACTED at September 06, 2022 08:22 PM (us2H3)

Concur. The media started to defend the two grifters over the sex scandals and it has not let up since. Facts and the truth took second place to talking points and defending the Clintons and democrats from any criticism and no real media investigations allowed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2022 08:34 PM (R/m4+)

Was Monica before Whitewater?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 06, 2022 09:00 PM (8C7+r)

That was no "white water"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:03 PM (ynpvh)

322 "This is completely off the record, but we found a document describing foreign countrie's nuclear capabilities. It's heading said "White paper" and "Janes". We are currently looking for her..."

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)

323 *its !

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)

324 *its !
Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)

*cue martial music*

Monty Python's Flying Circuseses!

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 09:04 PM (x8Wzq)

325 322 "This is completely off the record, but we found a document describing foreign countrie's nuclear capabilities. It's heading said "White paper" and "Janes". We are currently looking for her..."

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:05 PM (ynpvh)

326 Clitoons sold more military secrets to China than the rooskis did.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)

327 326 Clitoons sold more military secrets to China than the rooskis did.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)

Why do you think Gorelic was tasked with preventing the agencies from communicating with each other? Remember the Buddhist dealings in AZ?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:06 PM (ynpvh)

328 318 Jennifer Lawrence claimed she has nightmares about Tucker.
Posted by: andycanuck (
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Does she have a Gwyneth Paltrow pacifier?
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 09:06 PM (MxRrv)

329 Just got an emergency alert on phone
TURN SHIT OFF NOW GRID MAY FAIL
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 06, 2022 08:52 PM (4k23I)

Renewables don't fail, that was the whole point!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym)

330 328 318 Jennifer Lawrence claimed she has nightmares about Tucker.
Posted by: andycanuck (
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Does she have a Gwyneth Paltrow pacifier?
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 09:06 PM (MxRrv)

Better wear a buttplug to bed...she's gonna get reamed on his show tonight...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:07 PM (ynpvh)

331 Does she have a Gwyneth Paltrow pacifier?
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman

I gave her one. It tastes like my hoo-ha.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at September 06, 2022 09:07 PM (ftFVW)

332 >>The FBI has been spoon feeding shit to the media for years. They lap it up like it’s caviar. You’d think they’d learn.

They are on the same team. It doesn't matter if it's true, it's all about the narrative.

There are still millions of smooth brains out there that think did collude with Putin to rig the 2016 election. That's all that matters to them, being able to brainwash enough stupid people. Truth has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)

333 Good thing tomorrow is Wednesday. Tuesday felt like Monday on steroids. My drive to and from work felt like 10,000 people moved in to my town over the long weekend while we were away.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)

334 329 Just got an emergency alert on phone
TURN SHIT OFF NOW GRID MAY FAIL
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 06, 2022 08:52 PM (4k23I)

Renewables don't fail, that was the whole point!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym)

They just don't renew.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:08 PM (ynpvh)

335 329 Just got an emergency alert on phone
TURN SHIT OFF NOW GRID MAY FAIL
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 06, 2022 08:52 PM (4k23I)

Renewables don't fail, that was the whole point!
Posted by: Kindltot
---------------------
Turn it up to eleven

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 09:08 PM (MxRrv)

336 333 Good thing tomorrow is Wednesday. Tuesday felt like Monday on steroids. My drive to and from work felt like 10,000 people moved in to my town over the long weekend while we were away.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)

Do you live in Texas or one of the other border states?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:08 PM (ynpvh)

337 "Holy sheet...I was just exposed to some flat earthers..halp!"

I went to one of their conventions. It was pretty damn fun. They're a bunch of kooks but fun to be around.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 06, 2022 09:09 PM (1DgE4)

338 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

if Trump is spying on OTHER governments militaries in his spare time he's quite the hero, amirite?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 06, 2022 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

339 @329

>>Renewables don't fail, that was the whole point!

** Turns to assembled crowd **

** Dons steel tentacles **

"WE SHALL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN"

** Benny Hill Theme Song Plays On A Sad Trombone **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (up/3i)

340 Autumnal? Water was nice, had to be at least 70. Beach of course just about empty, and temps perfect, while inland broiled a bit.

Actually enjoying the idiotic Cal whatever "alerts" about not using power (switched on AC, which is rarely needed or used, immediately upon getting back from the beach). Oh, and the stupid digital road signs, "Extreme heat, conserve power".

Note that "extreme", a completely artificial concept and word, has now been added to the distortions of anything related to weather.

The pathetic phone alert talked about "public health and safety" (I feel like it would be better with exclamation marks to add a chirpy up-talking sort of vibe). Well, f**k you, idiot Californians. Thirty years of vandalism and delusions and looting have consequences. I can ride out a blackout just fine, would make my year if the whole grid crashed.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (OTzUX)

341 OKAY.. I ONLY WANT TO DO THIS ONCE BECAUSE IT SUCKS. My CT Scan on Friday indicated several nodes on my lungs. In fact the doctor said too many to even count. Very probable that I have lung cancer. I won't be in Texas this year. I am not even processing this right now. Husband is devastated and I'm scared to death. I will know more in the coming days and will keep you all updated. Please pray for me.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

342 337 "Holy sheet...I was just exposed to some flat earthers..halp!"

I went to one of their conventions. It was pretty damn fun. They're a bunch of kooks but fun to be around.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 06, 2022 09:09 PM (1DgE4)

Satellites, astronauts and so forth, all conspiracies, man?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (ynpvh)

343 "Holy sheet...I was just exposed to some flat earthers..halp!"

I went to one of their conventions. It was pretty damn fun. They're a bunch of kooks but fun to be around.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 06, 2022 09:09 PM (1DgE4)

Proof the earth isn't flat:

Cats have not knocked everything movable off the edge yet.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

344 It waz the marxist hippies that done kilt me.

Posted by: The Grid at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (Xrfse)

345 Do you live in Texas or one of the other border states?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:08 PM (ynpvh)

Front Range CO. So, a bunch of chicks with purple hair and dudes with twat-knots.

We gotta get outa this place. *Spins up The Animals*

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

346 Remember the Buddhist dealings in AZ?
---------------------
Hsu bet you!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 06, 2022 09:11 PM (yikp0)

347 340 Autumnal? Water was nice, had to be at least 70. Beach of course just about empty, and temps perfect, while inland broiled a bit.

Actually enjoying the idiotic Cal whatever "alerts" about not using power (switched on AC, which is rarely needed or used, immediately upon getting back from the beach). Oh, and the stupid digital road signs, "Extreme heat, conserve power".

Note that "extreme", a completely artificial concept and word, has now been added to the distortions of anything related to weather.

The pathetic phone alert talked about "public health and safety" (I feel like it would be better with exclamation marks to add a chirpy up-talking sort of vibe). Well, f**k you, idiot Californians. Thirty years of vandalism and delusions and looting have consequences. I can ride out a blackout just fine, would make my year if the whole grid crashed.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (OTzUX)

This would be better...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UunQXXxAWY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:11 PM (ynpvh)

348 337 "Holy sheet...I was just exposed to some flat earthers..halp!"

I went to one of their conventions. It was pretty damn fun. They're a bunch of kooks but fun to be around.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 06, 2022 09:09 PM (1DgE4)
Wait! What?

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 09:12 PM (0OP+5)

349 This opinion piece by a fat, sad Jonah Goldberg has it all - whining, back of the hand biting, wish casting for treats he desperately wants - Jonah has finally become what he always wanted to be - his dog.

https://tinyurl.com/3xcvu3n9

It's so cringingly pathetic in its strident hopefulness without any, you know, real hope, that you have to just turn away...like a dog being put down, he knows it's his time, but all the mewling and howling makes it painful.

Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2022 09:12 PM (+Cgut)

350 The earth is not flat. it's shaped like a burrito.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

351 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

Jewells, praying hard for you.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 06, 2022 09:12 PM (gbzeC)

352 Please pray for me. Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM

Prayers up immediately.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 09:12 PM (Xrfse)

353 Please pray for me.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

Absolutely Jewells.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 09:12 PM (VwHCD)

354 I'm so sorry Jewells. You will be in my thoughts.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)

355 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45

Definitely.

Posted by: mikeski at September 06, 2022 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

356 I'm a member of The Flat Moon Society myself.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 06, 2022 09:13 PM (0/vFS)

357 {{{Jewells45}}}

Prayers...
You got them ascending right now from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

358 Oh no, jewells45. Many prayers for you and your husband.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 06, 2022 09:14 PM (ftFVW)

359 I enjoy autumn slightly less now that I have a yard with several large oak trees, but overall it is my favorite time of year. I haven't been in several years, but maybe next year I'll go deer hunting with my father (before he gets too old to climb into a blind).

Posted by: PabloD at September 06, 2022 09:14 PM (JCymI)

360 350 The earth is not flat. it's shaped like a burrito.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

I think it's a bit more Escheresque. or maybe a donut. Mmm, donuts.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:14 PM (ynpvh)

361 Cali is considering outlawing the electric car. Starting 2026 it will be only rickshaws.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 06, 2022 09:14 PM (75lTC)

362 Also jewells, give fenbendazole a try.

Look it up - it's the ivermectin of cancer.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 06, 2022 09:14 PM (gbzeC)

363 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

I’m on it and I’ll pray as long as you want me too!!
(Heck, I pray for the whole Horde all the time anyway.)

May you get all the guidance and medical help you need to heal.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald Trump is our duly elected president. at September 06, 2022 09:14 PM (l0Cy4)

364 355 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45

Definitely.

Posted by: mikeski at September 06, 2022 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

yes. Prayers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

365 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

O Dear Lord. Of course I am praying.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 09:15 PM (x8Wzq)

366 A Fox business employee was fired for not complying with a vax mandate. But that's not the BIGGEST story in the video she made.
https://tinyurl.com/4sndcfca

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2022 09:15 PM (xPl2J)

367 "Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM "

No need to ask. Prayers already said.

Posted by: Tuna at September 06, 2022 09:15 PM (gLRfa)

368 Damn Jewells.
I'm hitting my knees.
Oh Dear God. Be with this wonderful person.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 09:15 PM (anj39)

369 Jewells45- May GOD hold you in His Hands. May He place you with people who know what they are doing when it comes to possible cancer treatments. And remember sometimes first impressions are inaccurate. I had pneumonia scars identified as cancer. Don't be afraid.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 09:15 PM (0OP+5)

370 361 Cali is considering outlawing the electric car. Starting 2026 it will be only rickshaws.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 06, 2022 09:14 PM (75lTC)

But there aren't that many folks left in California named Rich Shaw!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:16 PM (ynpvh)

371 341...Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

Praying. Praying. Praying.

Posted by: Flyover at September 06, 2022 09:16 PM (Rbu5d)

372 The earth is not flat. it's shaped like a burrito.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I think it's a bit more Escheresque. or maybe a donut. Mmm, donuts.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

There are video game worlds like that. If you can walk off the east side of the map and appear on the west side, AND walk off the north side and appear on the south side, the world must be shaped like a donut.

Posted by: mikeski at September 06, 2022 09:16 PM (P1f+c)

373 Did Domenech really say that about his wife and not being a loser? Can't be real. What a bizarre, disgusting low-class thing to say about your spouse.

Leaving aside all the regular factors such as his spouse being dumb, annoying, and obese.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 09:17 PM (OTzUX)

374 366 A Fox business employee was fired for not complying with a vax mandate. But that's not the BIGGEST story in the video she made.
https://tinyurl.com/4sndcfca

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 06, 2022 09:15 PM (xPl2J)

Ummm...in Spanish, we would say she has pechonalidad!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:17 PM (ynpvh)

375 Oh dammit, Jewells! Yes, prayers ascending. I’m local if I can help.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 09:17 PM (u73oe)

376 jewells, I am sorry for what you are going through. Did you get a biopsy , or this is strictly by the picture ?

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 09:18 PM (V13WU)

377 Jewells45 - prayers for you and your husband, for healing, for peace, and for strength no matter what trials may come. In my own trials, as hard as it has been sometimes, I have found comfort in His sovereignty and known that He has plans for our good.

Posted by: PabloD at September 06, 2022 09:18 PM (JCymI)

378 I always kinda figured most flat earthers just liked to be contrarian and to exasperate other folks. Basically trolls.

Posted by: irright at September 06, 2022 09:19 PM (NTUk0)

379 like a dog being put down, he knows it's his time, but all the mewling and howling makes it painful.
--------------------
So we've got a bit of an Old Yeller situation here?

Posted by: saul goodman at September 06, 2022 09:19 PM (yikp0)

380 I like grown cats too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

me too. they keep me humble.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 09:19 PM (3CCua)

381 First prayer is always that He will alleviate the fear so that this can be dealt with, yielding the best possible outcome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 09:20 PM (Xrfse)

382 Jewells, may G-D hold you in his loving arms to give you comfort as we pray for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2022 09:20 PM (bLFt9)

383 {{{{Jewells}}}}

Email me.

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 09:20 PM (2bQyj)

384 Praying hard, Jewells.

Posted by: Toni at September 06, 2022 09:20 PM (PgM6e)

385 @378

>>I always kinda figured most flat earthers just liked to be contrarian and to exasperate other folks. Basically trolls.

A flat earther, a moonie and a Lydon Larouche Follower walk into a bar...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 09:20 PM (up/3i)

386 .."Holy sheet...I was just exposed to some flat earthers..halp!" I went to one of their conventions. It was pretty damn fun. They're a bunch of kooks but fun to be around. Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 06, 2022 09:09 PM (1DgE4)

I've been driving people around between airports, cruise ships, convention centers, hotels, mostly in 14 passenger Ford Transit vans, for 'bout 5-1/2 years now.

Hardest partiers, drunkest drunks, hardest hangovers and "go do it again!" crowd I've yet encountered? Beekeeper's Convention. Just. WOW. No one, and I mean NO ONE, no group, nuthin' comes anywhere CLOSE to the crazy that these folks vibe to, every waking moment of their every waking day!

They could put a squad of Spetsnaz under the table, and not even bat an eye as they order the next round. Believe me, I'm exaggerating exactly zero, here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2022 09:20 PM (tkOps)

387 376 jewells, I am sorry for what you are going through. Did you get a biopsy , or this is strictly by the picture ?

Posted by: runner at September 06, 2022 09:18 PM (V13WU)

there are also other things it can be. For instance, where I grew up there was Valley Fever that would show up sometimes as nodules in the lungs...biopsies are helpful. Thought wife's cancer might have spread to her lungs for the last 6 months, but an endoscopic exam showed no signs of cancer, but an unknown bacterial infection.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ynpvh)

388 378 I always kinda figured most flat earthers just liked to be contrarian and to exasperate other folks. Basically trolls.

Posted by: irright at September 06, 2022 09:19 PM (NTUk0)

We just live on one of the meatballs that comprise the flying Spaghetti Monster...lava is just the sauce.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

389 Rickshaws will be made in government factories. And when the go on sale in 2026, there will be a mandatory 3 year waiting list.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 06, 2022 09:22 PM (75lTC)

390 Jewells, did the doctor just say hey you got nodules and leave it at that? I'm not a doc (no shit, really) but from what I understand they can be common from left over infections or basically scar tissue from infections. My friend had a CT scan and it was the same thing, many nodules, but it wasn't cancer. The doc told him they can be common. You had covid, or something nasty if I remember right. Might be leftovers from that. Stay strong.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 09:23 PM (VwHCD)

391 Read a lovely story about how morgue are all of a sudden getting large globular of protein matter coming out in people's blood. They never saw it before but it's enough to clog up the strainer of the blood drain. I'm not a mortician so can only guess it's called the blood drain.
Posted by: Jimco Industries

two theories are cutting edge, that the spike protein is acting like a prion on blood cells to misfold and lose the iron in the heme, and that leads the remaining debris to coalesce in large fibrin clumps that then clump together, blocking veins and arteries.

There is some indication that Hydorxychloroquin protects against this damage to the red blood cells, like it does in Malaria

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 09:23 PM (xhaym)

392 273
Ben Domenech
@bdomenech

I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a wife with big tits.

Hey Ben, autocucumber changed "is" to "has" again.

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 09:23 PM (Tlfom)

393 The hardest part is telling my kids. I'm trying to play it cool and tell them don't panic until we know more but the doctor today was not very optimistic. It's bad. I love you all. I love you so much my heart hurts.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)

394 I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a wife with big tits.

No, it's partially the big butt and the big belly, but mostly the big stupid mouth. And it's not really gentlemanly to discuss your wife's "big tits" in those words on a public forum to strangers.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2022 09:23 PM (3/XaG)

395 Jewells, no!!!!! Prayers going up for you and hubby right now. And gentle {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at September 06, 2022 09:24 PM (SRRAx)

396 Friend's wife is going through chemo (very successful) for another kind of cancer. Her lung pics showed all kinds of stuff. Friend asked his radiologist friend about it, who offered that most adults show lots of such imagery in their lungs, very little of it of any consequence. Doctors working her actual case confirmed it was nothing. This is not medical advice, just a very pertinent anecdote on what seems to be the exact same subject.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 09:25 PM (OTzUX)

397 Does she have a Gwyneth Paltrow pacifier?
------------------
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman
-----
I gave her one. It tastes like my hoo-ha.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow

you be bendy. *pats sex sling* come sit here.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 09:25 PM (3CCua)

398 No, Jewells doesn't have cancer...
Cancer has Jewells! Suck it cancer!
In our prayers.

Posted by: MkY at September 06, 2022 09:25 PM (cPGH3)

399 There are a number of things that can look like lung cancer but are not.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 06, 2022 09:26 PM (gbzeC)

400 So Domenech really wrote that? Jeebus. The degradation of the cretinous "elites" continues at a furious pace.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 09:26 PM (OTzUX)

401 @Jewels.

*prayers*

please get well.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 09:27 PM (3CCua)

402 God bless you, Jewels.

Posted by: Cosda at September 06, 2022 09:27 PM (ix/70)

403 Berserker, thank you. First diagnosis is not always the case as your example proves.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2022 09:28 PM (bLFt9)

404 also @ Jewels

hang with some beekeepers. they know how to make you forget yer troubles.

*what Jim said*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 09:28 PM (3CCua)

405 Here is a random shower thought.
What if Obama decided to run for a 3rd term? Or Bill Clinton for that matter or Bush. Who could stop him? Nobody would have standing to sue, and if the GOP challenger could win the standing issue, the courts would throw it out because there is not physical or financial harm to him running. Then, after the election, it becomes moot and legal remedy should have been sought before the election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 09:28 PM (Wrs74)

406 400 So Domenech really wrote that? Jeebus. The degradation of the cretinous "elites" continues at a furious pace.
Posted by: rhomboid

But THEY are the ones that have class!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:28 PM (hOUT3)

407 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

I can't even begin - I shall pray for you, Jewells.

Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2022 09:28 PM (+Cgut)

408 I love you too, Jewells.

Posted by: SMH at how fucking cruel this damn world is at September 06, 2022 09:29 PM (2bQyj)

409 Jewels - prays up!!

Posted by: Iris at September 06, 2022 09:29 PM (foa6+)

410 @400

>>Jeebus. The degradation of the cretinous "elites" continues at a furious pace.

He's now just a sad sack cuck, who realizes he married into a dead political family.

He's doing the equivalent of blowing trannies under bridges for money now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 09:29 PM (up/3i)

411 Jewell's.. top of the Prayer List, ma'am. Top. Of. The. List.

You'll be there with us all in October. You'll know when we all gather to pray for you, His blessings will flood you with love, light, joy and life. Much as you're receiving from us all, right in this very moment.

Much love, sis. We're holding you up to Him in prayer, without ceasing.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2022 09:29 PM (tkOps)

412 256 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities

Are they afraid Trump will leak the classified information to that foreign government?

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2022 09:31 PM (3/XaG)

413 I LUV the MSM bleating about 'Historic' Calif heat wave causing rolling brown outs.

Sorry... lived here on and off all me life, remember MUCH higher temps and longer heat waves...

Soooo... its a case of they just don't know what the F they are doing, and the consequences.

Math... its hard I guess.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 09:31 PM (oHd/0)

414 Last thread needs a song. How about "All my Exes left Texas"

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 06, 2022 09:32 PM (eqIV1)

415 I love you, Jewells.

Prayers for you and yours.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2022 09:32 PM (U2p+3)

416 341. Jewells,

A rosary for you and your family starts tonight. Stay strong.

Posted by: JTB at September 06, 2022 09:32 PM (7EjX1)

417 Soooo... its a case of they just don't know what the F they are doing, and the consequences.

Math... its hard I guess.
Posted by: Romeo13 a

Or they DO know what they are doing and are fanning the flames...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

418 Hey, all,

A quick drop-in before I head off to bed, to let you know that Dagny Sophia the Littlest Siberian Kitten has been caught eating (Sheba cat food from Walmart, I'll have you know), and seems more energetic than she did this morning. She goes to the shop to be looked over tomorrow. We'll see just how underweight she is, and if she does have any serious medical issues.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 06, 2022 09:33 PM (c6xtn)

419 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities

Are they afraid Trump will leak the classified information to that foreign government?

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2022 09:31 PM (3/XaG)

Right? How fucking stupid is that. He's going to tell iran about how much shit iran has?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 09:33 PM (VwHCD)

420 406 400 So Domenech really wrote that? Jeebus. The degradation of the cretinous "elites" continues at a furious pace.
Posted by: rhomboid

But THEY are the ones that have class!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
--------------------

So, forthcoming, there will be an accidental image leak in the press.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 09:33 PM (MxRrv)

421 413 I LUV the MSM bleating about 'Historic' Calif heat wave causing rolling brown outs.

Sorry... lived here on and off all me life, remember MUCH higher temps and longer heat waves...

Soooo... its a case of they just don't know what the F they are doing, and the consequences.

Math... its hard I guess.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 09:31 PM (oHd/0)

It happens with LESS capacity, LESS reliability.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:33 PM (ynpvh)

422 They get the House and Senate to pass something saying third terms are fine, and the media doesn't rile people up about it. Eventually it gets to the Supreme Court but by then the election was three years ago and all the while the media has been saying this was a brilliant move

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2022 09:33 PM (3/XaG)

423 There are video game worlds like that. If you can walk off the east side of the map and appear on the west side, AND walk off the north side and appear on the south side, the world must be shaped like a donut.
Posted by: mikeski at September 06, 2022 09:16 PM (P1f+c)

Proof the Earth is not flat? How fast this country is going down hill.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 09:34 PM (oHd/0)

424 422 They get the House and Senate to pass something saying third terms are fine, and the media doesn't rile people up about it. Eventually it gets to the Supreme Court but by then the election was three years ago and all the while the media has been saying this was a brilliant move

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2022 09:33 PM (3/XaG)

Sounds very...Hugo Chavez.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:34 PM (ynpvh)

425 Posted by: azjaeger a

Term limits are a threat to our precious democracy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

426 Read that Truss said that there will be no white people in her cabinet.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 09:35 PM (MxRrv)

427 "Are they afraid Trump will leak the classified information to that foreign government?
Posted by: azjaeger "
*********
They are afraid that if he were to leak the info they then wouldn't be able to sell it

Posted by: Cosda at September 06, 2022 09:35 PM (ix/70)

428 Cat Ass, your scenario is no longer outlandish (though Bush would never try). Would be morbidly entertaining if the affirmative action intern tried it. If only to demonstrate the collapsed constitutional system, including the often farcical judiciary.

A more probable but also comical thing would be for some state to pull some 2020 election process nonsense this fall, and have a SCOTUS justice send them a letter, a la Alito's to PA. Then just use it as toilet paper and triple down on the unconstitutional election changes.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 09:36 PM (OTzUX)

429 Nurse, was it your ferry that crashed?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym)

430 423 There are video game worlds like that. If you can walk off the east side of the map and appear on the west side, AND walk off the north side and appear on the south side, the world must be shaped like a donut.
Posted by: mikeski at September 06, 2022 09:16 PM (P1f+c)

Proof the Earth is not flat? How fast this country is going down hill.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 09:34 PM (oHd/0)

Same way computers predict catastrophic warming by the end of the 21st century...garbage in, garbage out. Pre-load the algos how you want them to go, get the result you EXPECT.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:36 PM (ynpvh)

431 My favorite was some flat earther group saying they had members around the globe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 09:36 PM (u73oe)

432 Oh, jewells, I am so sorry to hear that. I wish there was something I could say to make things better; do know that you will be in my prayers.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 06, 2022 09:36 PM (E3FAu)

433 427 "Are they afraid Trump will leak the classified information to that foreign government?
Posted by: azjaeger "
*********
They are afraid that if he were to leak the info they then wouldn't be able to sell it

Posted by: Cosda at September 06, 2022 09:35 PM (ix/70)

Afraid info on numbers and locations of Iran's nuke facilities get leaked to Israel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:37 PM (ynpvh)

434 431 My favorite was some flat earther group saying they had members around the globe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 09:36 PM (u73oe)

He meant 2-dimensionally. Flat circular globe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:37 PM (ynpvh)

435 Jewels, why did you have the scan? Were they looking for cancer? Sometimes nodules are just nodules. Especially if you grew up in a histo area. Praying for you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 09:38 PM (Wrs74)

436 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Tell me the data modeling answer you want and I'll be able to quote you a price and delivery time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

437 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45

Okay .

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (T4tVD)

438 Prayers up Jewells. God is great and the treatment for many cancers has leapt forward over the last few years. And it's totally normal to be afraid (I literally got a t-shirt in treatment). Find people to talk to, there are groups that help people with cancer diagnosis and fears. Ben Had has my email address if you want to talk with someone on a similar road.

My dad also had a scan with lumps and his turned out to be benign and hopefully yours are as well.

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (Tlfom)

439 436 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Tell me the data modeling answer you want and I'll be able to quote you a price and delivery time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)

Make the earlier warm periods smaller than the current, show sea rise by 1 or 2m by the end of the century and temps up 16°C to 20°C. I want it to look like Water World!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (ynpvh)

440 I did not know that CIA operatives were getting killed in 2021. Right after FJB took over the CIA. But sure, Joy, it was because Trump had a list of agents at MAL.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (Wrs74)

441 Jewells, prayers for you and yours. Sending love and hugs.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (pkAcY)

442 Gosh, my best friend was on the outbound seaplane yesterday to Roche harbor that on the inbound flight crashe killing all aboard. So awful.

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2022 09:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

443 Mein Fuhrer! I am cured!

Posted by: Dr Strangelove's Fungus Free Toenails at September 06, 2022 09:41 PM (oTZbj)

444 440 I did not know that CIA operatives were getting killed in 2021. Right after FJB took over the CIA. But sure, Joy, it was because Trump had a list of agents at MAL.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (Wrs74)

Absolutely NOTHING to do with Hillary's ~~shitty~~ Toilet server, or Fenstein's driver/spy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:41 PM (ynpvh)

445 Make the earlier warm periods smaller than the current, show sea rise by 1 or 2m by the end of the century and temps up 16°C to 20°C. I want it to look like Water World!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (ynpvh)

SO...H\just how Large is this Grant?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

446 "Democracy is a soft form of communism that basically assures that bad and dangerous people will be in power"

Rachel Maddow tweeted that

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 09:42 PM (xhaym)

447 Apparently Alex Ross is doing a Fantastic Four graphic novel in the style of Jack Kirby and instead of his typical painting of the panels, he's going to do pen and ink it.

This should be very interesting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 09:42 PM (WgimQ)

448 Mrs. E's HS classmate had stage 4 cancer in 3 different systems 2 years ago. Cancer-free today.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)

449 445 Make the earlier warm periods smaller than the current, show sea rise by 1 or 2m by the end of the century and temps up 16°C to 20°C. I want it to look like Water World!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (ynpvh)

SO...H\just how Large is this Grant?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

I get a bonus if Texas and Florida disappear under the ocean...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

450 Show me progressive pictures, from the first one, of Plymouth Rock being covered by rising sea levels.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 09:43 PM (MxRrv)

451 donut world is bs. flat earthwrs walk off the N/S/E/W side of the earf, they immediately flip 180° and enter their mirror flat earf universe. how could you possibly question the gravity plate technology that enables this?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 09:43 PM (3CCua)

452 Damn. Prayers, jewels. I pray that it's nothing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 06, 2022 09:43 PM (h+wzp)

453 Seems that Truss's new cabinet has no white males in any of the "big four" posts, a first!!!!!!

Surely this will transform British governance from idiotic trainwreck to adept enlightened brilliance? Anyone?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 09:44 PM (OTzUX)

454 446 "Democracy is a soft form of communism that basically assures that bad and dangerous people will be in power"

She isn't wrong. That is why the left loves democracy. Not our "democracy" but true majority rule mob democracy. Those systems devolve into chaos and result in the people "electing" a dictator to clean up the mess. But he is a dictator of the people. Elected democratically.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 09:44 PM (Wrs74)

455 448 Mrs. E's HS classmate had stage 4 cancer in 3 different systems 2 years ago. Cancer-free today.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)

My wife has been dealing with cancer for 14+ years, over a decade metatastically. The therapies they have today for dealing with difficult cancers like hers are such an improvement from what we had just a few years ago. Some treatments have almost 100% effectiveness on almost 100% of lung cancers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:44 PM (ynpvh)

456 Thank you everyone. My God, I'm overwhelmed. I'm trying to stay optimistic.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:45 PM (nxdel)

457 I get a bonus if Texas and Florida disappear under the ocean...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

Those options will be priced in the two attached appendices!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

458 Flat earthers are not a thing, to the extent they are a thing it's as an Op to give the DeGrasse Tysons and Dawkins of the world a strawman to burn down.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 09:45 PM (WgimQ)

459 451 donut world is bs. flat earthwrs walk off the N/S/E/W side of the earf, they immediately flip 180° and enter their mirror flat earf universe. how could you possibly question the gravity plate technology that enables this?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 09:43 PM (3CCua)

I don't believe they crossed to the other side. If they did, and survived not falling off the edge, they'd either be eaten by the turtle underneath or end up on the other end of the turtle...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:46 PM (ynpvh)

460 "Democracy is a soft form of communism that basically assures that bad and dangerous people will be in power" - Rachel Maddow tweeted that

In her own way, she wasn't wrong. Pure Democracy really can be two wolves and a sheep discussing dinner plans. It all depends on who's doing the voting.

I often times wish we'd separate how we pick our leaders - democracy, monarchy, whatever - from what those leaders do. You could have Democratic Communism just as easily as Democratic Socialism. Or a Classical Liberal Monarchy. Just because its Democracy, doesn't mean a damn thing good is going to come out of it.

Posted by: Way Huge at September 06, 2022 09:46 PM (qg4cI)

461 This, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana shaped.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 09:46 PM (u73oe)

462 jewells, a prayer for complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2022 09:47 PM (EZebt)

463 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

Of course, ma'am. Best wishes for you and your husband in this time of uncertainty.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at September 06, 2022 09:47 PM (v23vE)

464 Jewells,

Sent you an email including my #.
Call me day or night.

In the meantime, Ex-ex and I will be praying mightily.

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 09:47 PM (2bQyj)

465 I'm trying to stay optimistic.
Posted by: jewells45

{{{Jewells}}} staying positive and being optimistic can only help you deal more efficiently with all the upcoming details.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

466 457 I get a bonus if Texas and Florida disappear under the ocean...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

Those options will be priced in the two attached appendices!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)
Too late! Already been underwater. Read Genesis.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 09:48 PM (0OP+5)

467 Late to this. Car overheating problem is fixed. It was a plastic hose coupling that split. Fairly cheap repair. The service engine soon light is staying on but they didn't find any codes indicating a problem. The car shifts a bit like the tow/haul mode is still on. It seems to clear up as I drive it. And the U-Box has my stuff in it and I won't be towing the trailer. I'm planning to load up for a test run. If everything seems good on the highway, I'll keep going.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 06, 2022 09:48 PM (zJDZf)

468 My wife has been dealing with cancer for 14+ years, over a decade metatastically. The therapies they have today for dealing with difficult cancers like hers are such an improvement from what we had just a few years ago. Some treatments have almost 100% effectiveness on almost 100% of lung cancers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
___

As long you're not part of the VA system.

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 09:49 PM (2bQyj)

469 Kindltot,
There was another ferry crash?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2022 09:49 PM (U2p+3)

470 457 I get a bonus if Texas and Florida disappear under the ocean...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:42 PM (ynpvh)

Those options will be priced in the two attached appendices!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

Like this would be perfect!: https://is.gd/veELLM

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:49 PM (ynpvh)

471 {{{Jewells}}} staying positive and being optimistic can only help you deal more efficiently with all the upcoming details.
___

Amen, Hrothgar.

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 09:49 PM (2bQyj)

472 Please pray for me.
Posted by: jewells45

Oh, Jewels. This news hurts.💔

Praying for God's healing grace, His lovingkindness, and His tender mercies. As well as His peace and presence, His comfort and care for you and your family. In Jesus Name, Amen💜

Posted by: Prime Sister at September 06, 2022 09:50 PM (EdzqB)

473 https://is.gd/veELLM

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:50 PM (ynpvh)

474 As long you're not part of the VA system.
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 09:49 PM (2bQyj)

They want the Trudeau Solution.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 06, 2022 09:50 PM (h+wzp)

475 Here is the thing about Hilary upskirt story....... freaky eyebrow O'Donnell should have asked here exactly which picture it was they were using in south american lingerie ads. I call bullshit. It never happened. It's a bold face lie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:51 PM (0Qrr3)

476 468 My wife has been dealing with cancer for 14+ years, over a decade metatastically. The therapies they have today for dealing with difficult cancers like hers are such an improvement from what we had just a few years ago. Some treatments have almost 100% effectiveness on almost 100% of lung cancers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
___

As long you're not part of the VA system.

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 09:49 PM (2bQyj)

My Dad was in a regular hospital some years back and the ALMOST KILLED HIM. Three times I was there, they gave him an insulin shot before his meal came...which was late, so he went hypoglycemic. My Dad was no diabetic either, just being in an induced coma for a week or two put his blood sugars out of whach. Don't want to think what would've happened if I had not been there to get a nurse to get him some juice...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:52 PM (ynpvh)

477 SMH.. thank you I will. You know it girl. Love you.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:53 PM (nxdel)

478 https://is.gd/veELLM
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:50 PM (ynpvh)

I'll throw in a +/- 5% fuzz factor on the exact water boundaries so we don't have to credit your source!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)

479 >>> 226 That didn't take long.

@kylegriffin1

BREAKING WAPO:

A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Wasn't it just last week these retards were telling us he had *US* nukular sekrets that he was going to *sell* *to* the ferrin governments? I think it was.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 09:53 PM (llON8)

480 475 Here is the thing about Hilary upskirt story....... freaky eyebrow O'Donnell should have asked here exactly which picture it was they were using in south american lingerie ads. I call bullshit. It never happened. It's a bold face lie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:51 PM (0Qrr3)

One of the articles had the supposed pic, but was her in a seated position in a car...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

481 Oh and "people familiar with the matter" is sooooo much more reliable than "sources say".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 09:54 PM (llON8)

482 Nice leaves.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at September 06, 2022 09:54 PM (aoFfE)

483 Thank you everyone. My God, I'm overwhelmed. I'm trying to stay optimistic.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:45 PM (nxdel)

Definitely stay optimistic. Some docs live to scare the shit out of people. I went for my first physical in 30 years a few years back. The doc had me buried. I had pulled a chest muscle, so it was sore right in the middle of my chest. I made the mistake of telling him about that pain. I said well this should go good. meaning the exam, because I felt fine. He says well, you're 50, you smoke, you got chest pains, you're not ideal weight, as in I didn't look like POW. He starts the exam, and he says hmm, your hips are good, hmm, no arthritis in your knees, hmm, no this, no that, etc. He was genuinely frigging disappointed nothing was wrong, but he had my buried already.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 09:54 PM (VwHCD)

484 Please pray for me.

Done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 09:54 PM (Bd6X8)

485 Why would a foreign nation's defenses be our secret?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 06, 2022 09:54 PM (gbzeC)

486 444 440 I did not know that CIA operatives were getting killed in 2021. Right after FJB took over the CIA. But sure, Joy, it was because Trump had a list of agents at MAL.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 09:39 PM (Wrs74)

Absolutely NOTHING to do with Hillary's shitty Toilet server, or Fenstein's driver/spy
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)--Climate Scientist with a Large Fed Grant at September 06, 2022 09:41 PM (ynpvh)

Wait Trump has the noc list!!!!!????????

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:55 PM (0Qrr3)

487 A Kansas school district has agreed to pay a settlement of $95,000 in a civil lawsuit brought by a teacher who was suspended for refusing to use the preferred pronouns of a self-declared trans student (a female demanding to be referred to as “he/him”

.

Pamela Ricard, a math teacher at Fort Riley Middle School, says she was pressured by school officials to placate a trans student in her class by using preferred pronouns. When Ricard asked for a religious exemption to the rule she was allegedly denied. Ricard also claimed that the school district forced teachers to lie to parents about students and their trans status, and even asked teachers to not use student trans names during parent/teacher conferences in order to avoid revealing any sensitive information.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 06, 2022 09:55 PM (Wrs74)

488 485 Why would a foreign nation's defenses be our secret?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 06, 2022 09:54 PM (gbzeC)

If they're our Nato ally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:55 PM (ynpvh)

489 Prayers for Jewells!

Posted by: Retief at September 06, 2022 09:56 PM (vSlT4)

490 341 OKAY.. I ONLY WANT TO DO THIS ONCE BECAUSE IT SUCKS. My CT Scan on Friday indicated several nodes on my lungs. In fact the doctor said too many to even count. Very probable that I have lung cancer. I won't be in Texas this year. I am not even processing this right now. Husband is devastated and I'm scared to death. I will know more in the coming days and will keep you all updated. Please pray for me.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

Not offering false hope but my wife has multiple nodules in both lungs that are not cancerous. She had been diagnosed with MAC, a bacterial infection of the lungs.

I had stage three lung cancer in Oct 2013. Look at me know.

Attitude helps I'm convinced. My very best to you.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 09:56 PM (AmoqO)

491 Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:10 PM (nxdel)

Jewells, I'm praying for you now.

Lord, you are the creator of everything. I know that you have blessed Jewells with doctors that will do whatever is humanly possible, if that is necessary. I believe, however, that you are the ultimate Doctor, and that Jewells is beautifully and wonderfully made in your image. We all pray for peace, comfort, and healing from the inside outwards. Your power will be made manifest in what comes next.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2022 09:56 PM (X42kT)

492 480 475 Here is the thing about Hilary upskirt story....... freaky eyebrow O'Donnell should have asked here exactly which picture it was they were using in south american lingerie ads. I call bullshit. It never happened. It's a bold face lie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:51 PM (0Qrr3)

One of the articles had the supposed pic, but was her in a seated position in a car...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

Like that one of Brittany spears going combat in New York in the late 90s? Cause yowsa.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:56 PM (0Qrr3)

493 475 Here is the thing about Hilary upskirt story....... freaky eyebrow O'Donnell should have asked here exactly which picture it was they were using in south american lingerie ads. I call bullshit. It never happened. It's a bold face lie.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:51 PM (0Qrr3)
The picture would have resembled a British SgtMaj from the Indian Raj period. You know muttonchops and a shaven chin.

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)

494 lol Berserker you crack me up!

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:57 PM (nxdel)

495 486 Wait Trump has the noc list!!!!!????????

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:55 PM (0Qrr3)

Knock knock.
Who's There?
It's a NOC list! Call the FIB!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:57 PM (ynpvh)

496
No, its them most likely being the only tits you ever saw that makes you a loser.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

The HQ: come for the snark, revel in the unbridled cruelty!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

497 {{{jewells}}}

Prayers for you and the mister and the kids.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 09:57 PM (llON8)

498 @485

>>Why would a foreign nation's defenses be our secret?

It's horsesh*t, it's an Op.

Everything is an Op, when one Op ends, another Op commando rolls in to take the last Ops place and then the cycle starts again. Repeat for 100 years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 09:57 PM (WgimQ)

499 I can't believe no one started this game yet -

Fill in the blank: "Karine Jean-Pierre gave a bizarre answer when ..."

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at September 06, 2022 09:58 PM (aoFfE)

500 Why would a foreign nation's defenses be our secret?

Sometimes we like to keep the fiction alive that we don't spy on allies or nations that are least friendly towards us. Other times we don't want enemies to know what we know about them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 09:59 PM (Bd6X8)

501 492 480 475 Here is the thing about Hilary upskirt story....... freaky eyebrow O'Donnell should have asked here exactly which picture it was they were using in south american lingerie ads. I call bullshit. It never happened. It's a bold face lie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:51 PM (0Qrr3)

One of the articles had the supposed pic, but was her in a seated position in a car...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

Like that one of Brittany spears going combat in New York in the late 90s? Cause yowsa.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 09:56 PM (0Qrr3)

Ummm. GAWD no. As far as I could tell, it was just part of the fabric of the Cackle's dress. Britney, on the other hand was letting things air out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:59 PM (ynpvh)

502 Spent a good chunk of my day off removing the spare tire lock from my pickup. I had a blowout and found the 'key' to let the spare tire down, then managed to have a me moment and lose the darn thing when I removed the bar after getting tire down.

Yikes on costs to replace from Ebay resellers but found youtube videos on removing the lock. Supposedly easy with tire not in the way but not for me but I finally found a video where the guy had removed the spare tire hoist assembly. Once I could take the hoist to a vise to grab the lock I was finally able to extract it. My satisfaction at figuring out how the thing worked was worth the stupid amount of time it took me.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 06, 2022 09:59 PM (3cGpq)

503 Everything is an Op, when one Op ends, another Op commando rolls in to take the last Ops place and then the cycle starts again. Repeat for 100 years.

Of course it is. I wish Trump would have just not brought any documents home, declassified or not, and made the bastards plant everything. Of course, they simply would have planted everything.

Posted by: Way Huge at September 06, 2022 09:59 PM (qg4cI)

504 He was genuinely frigging disappointed nothing was wrong, but he had my buried already.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 09:54 PM (VwHCD)

Sounds like my doc.

Joint pain? Naw.
Chest pain? Naw.
Trouble climbing stairs? Naw.
Balance issues? Naw.
Cravings for sweet or salty foods? Naw.
Booze?

..whut?

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

505 I can't believe no one started this game yet -

Fill in the blank: "Karine Jean-Pierre gave a bizarre answer when ..."

asked "Who's got the button?"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 09:59 PM (Bd6X8)

506 499 I can't believe no one started this game yet -

Fill in the blank: "Karine Jean-Pierre gave a bizarre answer when ..."

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at September 06, 2022 09:58 PM (aoFfE)

Asked about anything. She's not the brightest fish in the tank.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:00 PM (ynpvh)

507 'Reports' from, "people familiar with the matter," is how all the OPs start.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 10:00 PM (oTZbj)

508 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ynpvh)

jim, if you are around see my #490.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 10:00 PM (AmoqO)

509 A document describing a foreign government's military defenses - including its nuclear capabilities -was found by FBI agents who searched Trump's home, according to people familiar with the matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Wasn't it just last week these retards were telling us he had *US* nukular sekrets that he was going to *sell* *to* the ferrin governments? I think it was.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 09:53 PM (llON

Irans?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 10:01 PM (oHd/0)

510 Ummm. GAWD no. As far as I could tell, it was just part of the fabric of the Cackle's dress. Britney, on the other hand was letting things air out...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:59 PM (ynpvh)

Like the face a dog makes hanging his head out the window at 60 mp.

Chlamydia flatters herself.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 10:01 PM (0Qrr3)

511 "Karine Jean-Pierre gave a bizarre answer when ..."

asked to read the heating instructions of a Hot Pocket.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

512 All those starving, freezing Europeans are going to be heading over here. Just in time to join in the yearly migrations to the South. Good grief this is going to be a bad winter.

Posted by: pawn at September 06, 2022 10:02 PM (wsHtO)

513 Jewells, darlin- nodules are much different than "mets" which are cancerous and always get a second opinion.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 06, 2022 10:04 PM (bLFt9)

514 507 'Reports' from, "people familiar with the matter," is how all the OPs start.
Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 10:00 PM (oTZbj)

Yep..... it's like with apologies, everything after the "but" negates the veracity of the apology.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (0Qrr3)

515 508 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 09:21 PM (ynpvh)

jim, if you are around see my #490.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 10:00 PM (AmoqO)

I did! Congrats! My wife had breast cancer. Lost a breast, did chemo, did radiation. Tamoxifen for what was supposed to be five years, but four years into, back pain forced her to the doctor. They said she need to exercise more. That year, I had a change in health insurance and change to new providers. New doc wanted an x-ray...then, seeing something odd in her spine and hip, a bone biospy (painful). Yup, cancer, of the breast type. Years later, moved to her liver. So this has been long battle for us. Lung cancer, however, has had amazing leaps in treatment; some of those have been tried with breast cancer, but not with any good long-term success--yet!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (ynpvh)

516 ONT is nude

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (3cGpq)

517 lol Berserker you crack me up!

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 09:57 PM (nxdel)

Well seriously. That doctor should have had a bone in his nose. He wanted me to go on blood pressure meds. You know what my blood pressure was? 120 over 80. I said thats perfectly normal. He says well it can spike. I said oh like right now you frigging asshole? I went to a cardiologist, my cholesterol was 183, and he wanted to put me on statins. I said hell no, why? He says well they did some studies with some tribes in some remote place on the planet and a cholesterol of 100 there was no hear problems or other shit. I looked at him straight in the face, and I said these exact words- "so, what you're telling me is that for rest of the planet that don't wear loin cloths and go around hunting monkeys with blow guns we need cholesterol meds?" Screw these people.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 10:06 PM (VwHCD)

518 Prayers up Jewells

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:06 PM (YglAn)

519 and...ONT!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:06 PM (ynpvh)

520
There are video game worlds like that. If you can walk off the east side of the map and appear on the west side, AND walk off the north side and appear on the south side, the world must be shaped like a donut.
Posted by: mikeski

There are some empirical dara modeling methods with a geometry such as that. I used 'em myself, but I'll be hanged if I can recall their names (no, they weren't neural nets). They worked well for examining associations among customers' purchases of our corporate chemical and physical analyses' services.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (pNxlR)

521
520

Of course the modeling method's name came to me just as I hit "Post" -- Self-Organizing Maps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 10:10 PM (pNxlR)

522 Jewells--

Just saw your post. Many prayers will be said for you. But please read this from the Cleveland Clinic regarding nodules.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases
/14799-pulmonary-nodules

Nodules are common. I have them and they have not proven to be cancerous. As a former smoker, I get a low dose CT scan every year and they show up but have not changed and are considered benign.

Prayers up and fingers crossed!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (3ImbR)

523 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (ynpvh)

That's tough. They are making strides now. My best to you and your wife.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (AmoqO)

524 Ben Domenech
@bdomenech
I must inform you it does not make me a loser to have a [big girl] wife with big [girl fat] tits.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 06, 2022 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

FIF Him
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 06, 2022 08:40

What makes him a loser is even having this conversation on the net.

Posted by: Farmer at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (55Qr6)

525 Those transformers costumes are absolutely cool and beautiful.

Posted by: sidney at September 07, 2022 06:04 AM (itAo5)

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