Mid-Morning Art Thread

Cattleya Orchid And Three Hummingbirds
Martin Johnson Heade

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 09:30 AM (T4tVD)

2 Heade job

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 09:30 AM (h+wzp)

3 Hummingbird tongue chili is awesome!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

4 What are they singing?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (Wrs74)

5 Much better than yesterday's where I couldn't comment on.

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (Mbl9k)

6 We planted hummingbird friendly plants this year and it was great.. saw a bunch. The kiddos loved it.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (53oGX)

7 The two eggs makes this five hummingbirds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

8 4 What are they singing?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (Wrs74)

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Free Bird!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

9 Really very nice, would go with our living room pictures

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (Mbl9k)

10 Amazing he got the bird to hold its wings still long enough to paint them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 09:32 AM (Wrs74)

11 Lovely! Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2022 09:32 AM (wvo9L)

12 Now with Spanish moss!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 07, 2022 09:32 AM (R5IwR)

13 I wonder if he prefers to paint pansies?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 07, 2022 09:32 AM (7bRMQ)

14 Lots of detail here

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2022 09:32 AM (4I/2K)

15 Amazing he got the bird to hold its wings still long enough to paint them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant!

Spray starch.

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 09:32 AM (T4tVD)

16 Put out a hummingbird feeder on the tree in the back. Just in time. Ruby throated hummingbirds are preparing for their winter migration.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (zZopm)

17 Birds nest appears to be lit with LED lighting.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (A7urr)

18 I like the detail and colors. Would hang.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (h+wzp)

19 Beautiful stuff. It has a "MIdsummer Night's Dream" quality to it, as if the hummingbirds on closer inspection will turn out to be Tinkerbell-type fairies.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (c6xtn)

20 Awww.... hummingbirds birds. The magical birds of fairies.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

21 Wow, this is like an Audubon landscape. Very nice.

Posted by: t-bird at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (ugV9/)

22 We planted hummingbird friendly plants this year and it was great..

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (53oGX)

What did you plant? What state?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (XIJ/X)

23 Put out a hummingbird feeder on the tree in the back. Just in time. Ruby throated hummingbirds are preparing for their winter migration.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace

They going to Vegas ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 09:34 AM (T4tVD)

24 Now with Spanish moss!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 07, 2022

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Which I've never cared for. It looks scraggly, like wigs for stage witches in a production of Macbeth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:34 AM (c6xtn)

25 Beautiful picture. Thanks CBD. Beauty is always in order, especially now.

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2022 09:34 AM (5ZZq/)

26 Looks like a Kinkade.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 07, 2022 09:35 AM (A7urr)

27 They going to Vegas ?
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 09:34 AM (T4tVD)

"We're going to Las Vegas!!!"

"WOOO!!!!!"

"New Mexico!"

"Awwwww...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 07, 2022 09:35 AM (Hmpmb)

28 They going to Vegas ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 09:34 AM (T4tVD)

The old ones go to The Villages.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 09:35 AM (XIJ/X)

29 Hummingbirds seem to like the Rose of Sharon on the side of my house.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 09:35 AM (h+wzp)

30 Awww.... hummingbirds birds. The magical birds of fairies.
Posted by: redridinghood

Men without weedwhackers.

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 09:35 AM (T4tVD)

31 They going to Vegas ?
Posted by: JT

Cancun. Across the Gulf. News said they were trying to put on weight before their long journey.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 09:35 AM (zZopm)

32 Looks humid and swampy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2022 09:36 AM (4I/2K)

33 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "HMMMM?"

I give you a hummingbird panegyric
With lovely words descriptive and empiric
If hummingbirds hum
It's not 'cause they're dumb
It's just because they can't recall the lyrics!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 09:36 AM (kXYt5)

34 We have hummingbirds in our garden, but no orchids. The hummingbirds love the scarlet runner bean flowers and the zinnias.

Posted by: Flyover at September 07, 2022 09:36 AM (Rbu5d)

35 Cleaned up our hummingbird feeder about 2 weeks ago. One little guy shows up in the mornings and afternoons for a drink.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2022 09:36 AM (BFigT)

36 Hummingbirds prefer red.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

37 Hummers! I love hummingbirds! They remind me of my mom when she was sick and bald and wore a hat with a bright yellow flower on it. She'd sit on the deck in the sunshine and the hummingbirds would fly up to her and check out her hat. They would be less than a foot away dipping and bobbing and making that little chirping noise. She would be happy for a bit.

Hummingbirds. They make me happy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 09:37 AM (U2p+3)

38 Muldoon, that was exceptionally well-done!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 07, 2022 09:37 AM (fxCK2)

39 37 Hummers! I love hummingbirds! They remind me of my mom when she was sick and bald and wore a hat with a bright yellow flower on it. She'd sit on the deck in the sunshine and the hummingbirds would fly up to her and check out her hat. They would be less than a foot away dipping and bobbing and making that little chirping noise. She would be happy for a bit.

Hummingbirds. They make me happy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at S

Hey Nurse! Thanks for that.

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2022 09:38 AM (5ZZq/)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

41 The place: Skull Island

Gargantuan pink orchid grows, hoping King Kong doesn't trample it when he rages through the area.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 07, 2022 09:38 AM (fI5TH)

42 Is this from the Paleozoic era? Lord.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Well, who doesn't prefer a hummer?

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 07, 2022 09:39 AM (fI5TH)

44 I make a delicious hummingbird cake. No hummingbirds are harmed in the process.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

45 Saber toothed hummingbirds . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2022 09:40 AM (4I/2K)

46 37...Hummingbirds. They make me happy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 09:37 AM (U2p+3)

My mother always told me a story about when she was a child, she loved watching the hummingbirds in her papa's garden, how beautiful and special they were .

I always associate them with my mom.

Posted by: Flyover at September 07, 2022 09:40 AM (Rbu5d)

47 44 I make a delicious hummingbird cake. No hummingbirds are harmed in the process.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

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Your cultural appropriation of the hummingbird's baking methods has incalculably injured them forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 09:40 AM (LvTSG)

48 Oh, yeah, now we're talking.

Awww.... hummingbirds birds. The magical birds of fairies.

Pity they don't really exist.

Posted by: Jan and Dean at September 07, 2022 09:40 AM (ayzS/)

49 Even the hummingbirds are the size of Honda Civics on Skull Island.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 07, 2022 09:40 AM (fI5TH)

50 Hey, you know what that looks like?

Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe at September 07, 2022 09:40 AM (FJYfm)

51 7 The two eggs makes this five hummingbirds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

They could be cuckoo eggs.

Posted by: VP Mommala at September 07, 2022 09:41 AM (6TxNR)

52 I make a delicious hummingbird cake. No hummingbirds are harmed in the process.
Posted by: redridinghood

I guess the little brown spots are chocolate, huh ?

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 09:41 AM (T4tVD)

53
They could be cuckoo eggs.
Posted by: VP Mommala at September 07, 2022 09:41 AM (6TxNR)

Land before time. Those are Dodo eggs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

54 I make a delicious hummingbird cake. No hummingbirds are harmed in the process.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022

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Your cultural appropriation of the hummingbird's baking methods has incalculably injured them forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022

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Fortunately, hummingbirds don't do social media. They'll never know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:41 AM (c6xtn)

55 Everybody loves a hummer! Amirite?

Posted by: B. J. Clinton at September 07, 2022 09:42 AM (R5IwR)

56 The Humming Birds never opened for The Black Crowes. Racist.

Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2022 09:42 AM (oTZbj)

57 Hummingbirds seem to like the Rose of Sharon on the side of my house.

At first, I read this as the Eye of Sauron. That's a very different species of hummingbird.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 09:42 AM (ayzS/)

58 Hey, you know what that looks like?
Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe at September 07, 2022

***
It looks like you with your chow dogs in the desert. Be quiet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:42 AM (c6xtn)

59 54 Fortunately, hummingbirds don't do social media. They'll never know.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:41 AM (c6xtn)

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Won't stop the AWFLs from making it the issue du jour.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 09:42 AM (LvTSG)

60 This is nice but I prefer the work of Basilius Besler and Robert J Thornton in the botanical field

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:43 AM (us2H3)

61 Hummingbirds seem to like the Rose of Sharon on the side of my house.
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At first, I read this as the Eye of Sauron. That's a very different species of hummingbird.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022

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Those probably look more like vultures.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:43 AM (c6xtn)

62 Off sock. Gah.

I think this painting is about how horrible the patriarchy is and white supremacy and stuff.

Posted by: blaster at September 07, 2022 09:43 AM (6TxNR)

63 The Humming Birds never opened for The Black Crowes. Racist.
Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2022 09:42 AM (oTZbj)

Only the Eagles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (h+wzp)

64 Hummingbirds are amazing to me. First time I ever saw one up close in person I almost mistook it for an insect before realizing what it was. Simply incredible creatures.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (OUMaO)

65 This is what America would look like if we didn't import all the Mexicans to do lawncare.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

66 This is nice but I prefer the work of Basilius Besler and Robert J Thornton in the botanical field

I'm an aficionado of the work of Burpee.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (ayzS/)

67 Wow! This is simply beautiful. How he captured the misty mood and jewel-like colors is beyond me. (Okay, that's not a surprise.) The level of detail, even slightly romanticized, makes the viewer feel they are looking through a window not at a painting. Magnificent. It rivals the still life works of the Dutch Masters.

Check out Martin Johnson Heade's other paintings on his Wiki page. They are worth the look.

Posted by: JTB at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (7EjX1)

68 Oh, yeah, now we're talking.

Awww.... hummingbirds birds. The magical birds of fairies.

Pity they don't really exist.
Posted by: Jan and Dean

WTF? There's fairies all over Oak Lawn and Montrose.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (zZopm)

69 At first glance I thought it was a giant pink iris which would be awesome. A primordial pink orchid is almost as good.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (fI5TH)

70 Posted by: nurse ratched

What a touching story; Thanks, nurse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2022 09:45 AM (wvo9L)

71 Pity they don't really exist.
Posted by: Jan and Dean
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WTF? There's fairies all over Oak Lawn and Montrose.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022

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Thats why I specified "Tinkerbell-type fairies."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:46 AM (c6xtn)

72 Hummingbirds seem to like the Rose of Sharon on the side of my house.
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At first, I read this as the Eye of Sauron. That's a very different species of hummingbird.
Posted by: Archimedes

Those probably look more like vultures.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

NURSE! Get your bb gun!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 09:46 AM (zZopm)

73 since Heade obviously believes the viewer can not count

why isn't the title "one Cattleya Orchid And Three Hummingbirds" ??

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:46 AM (us2H3)

74 I like this painting.
btw, WTF JJ?!
That morning report picture wasn't there when i opened the page but when I went to comments, OMG.
That pic is an affront to the human eye.

This one I like (on topic enough?)

Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 09:46 AM (FCbAQ)

75 WTF? There's fairies all over Oak Lawn and Montrose.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022

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And we just finished the Southern Decadence craziness in the French Quarter. Thank goodness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (c6xtn)

76
WTF? There's fairies all over Oak Lawn and Montrose.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (zZopm)

I used to work down off Oak Lawn and Lemon Ave area.

Lunch was always interesting......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

77 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (lf83v)

78 66 This is nice but I prefer the work of Basilius Besler and Robert J Thornton in the botanical field

I'm an aficionado of the work of Burpee.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 09:44 AM (ayzS/)

I'll admit, it grows on you

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (us2H3)

79 I like this one, nice color and detail and I like the lighting.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (p+1gI)

80 There is a fine line between this art and the stuff you see on the side of a van. I'm not sophisticated enough to say where that line is, but I know this painting is on the good side.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (ayzS/)

81
I used to work down off Oak Lawn and Lemon Ave area.

Lunch was always interesting......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

why do they call it Turtle Creek ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:48 AM (us2H3)

82 This is real art. Much like. Would hang.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 09:48 AM (QSjkU)

83 If a still life includes birds flying, but the birds are hovering hummingbirds, does it still qualify as a still life?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2022 09:49 AM (6krj2)

84 Hummingbird cake recipe. First, get a shitload of hummingbirds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 09:49 AM (FVME7)

85
why do they call it Turtle Creek ?
Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:48 AM (us2H3)

I never asked this question as I didn't really want to know the answer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

86 Hey, you know what that looks like?
Posted by: Georgia O'Keefe at September 07, 2022 09:40 AM (FJYfm)

A rat with a foot-long cock!

Posted by: Dirty Johnny is mirror universe O'keefe at September 07, 2022 09:50 AM (FCbAQ)

87 I'm guessing the scene is somewhere in South America... maybe Costa Rica.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

88 Hummingbird cake recipe. First, get a shitload of hummingbirds.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 09:49 AM (FVME7)

And 3 times as many of their eggs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

89 this art is remarkable, although I wish the background was a little bit brighter and not such a dull gray. The long tailed hummingbirds are only found in the Amazon rainforest.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 09:51 AM (r46W7)

90 Hummingbird tongue chili?

Pffft!

Lark's Tongues in Aspic, if you please.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 07, 2022 09:51 AM (1nkKR)

91 If a still life includes birds flying, but the birds are hovering hummingbirds, does it still qualify as a still life?

(sarcastically) Yeah, that's right, no movement at all. We're just like zeppelins.

*flaps wings 10 times / second*

Posted by: Hummingbird at September 07, 2022 09:52 AM (ayzS/)

92 I never asked this question as I didn't really want to know the answer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

I have actually heard the question asked

they shoulda called it Winding Sausage stream

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:52 AM (us2H3)

93

This is for the birds......

Posted by: safristi at September 07, 2022 09:52 AM (qktfm)

94 Posted by: nurse ratched

What a touching story; Thanks, nurse.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2022 09:45 AM (wvo9L)
*******
Yes it was.
Brought some tears to my eyes.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 07, 2022 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

95 80 There is a fine line between this art and the stuff you see on the side of a van. I'm not sophisticated enough to say where that line is, but I know this painting is on the good side.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (ayzS/)

see, that's what I meant about background - not gray, it needs to be a bright shiny metallic green or blue. That would be perfect!

and maybe a little wolf howling in the background.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 09:52 AM (r46W7)

96 Wouldn't hang but would assemble a jigsaw puzzle of the picture.

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2022 09:52 AM (6RgRK)

97 It looks like that plant is giving us the finger.

Posted by: guy on assid at September 07, 2022 09:53 AM (sn5EN)

98 Do the hummingbirds bring the coconuts when they migrate?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2022 09:53 AM (4I/2K)

99 In fairness it was originally named "hummingbird gangbang"

Posted by: Y5 at September 07, 2022 09:53 AM (owmkC)

100 see, that's what I meant about background - not gray, it needs to be a bright shiny metallic green or blue. That would be perfect!

and maybe a little wolf howling in the background.

I think you're forgetting the unicorn.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (ayzS/)

101 I see two hummingbirds and one other bird with fancy tail feathers.

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (6RgRK)

102 The viewer is drawn immediately to the voluptuous sensuality of the vulva-like pink blossom and then the unmistakable phallic shape of the okra below oriented in the classic erect angle as the eggs already in the nest portend the promise of fertility.

Posted by: Your cat lady high school art teacher at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (R5IwR)

103 see, that's what I meant about background - not gray, it needs to be a bright shiny metallic green or blue. That would be perfect!

and maybe a little wolf howling in the background.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 09:52 AM (r46W7)

Maybe a wizard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (h+wzp)

104 Nice and soft...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (2CExO)

105 WTF? There's fairies all over Oak Lawn and Montrose.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022

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Thats why I specified "Tinkerbell-type fairies."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:46 AM (c6xt

You haven't seen some of them in Oak Lawn and Montrose.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (r46W7)

106 Why do humming birds hum? Because they can't remember the words.

I'm here all week. Try the veal and tip your waitress.

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (gmo/4)

107 Hummers can be asshoe. Hang feeders on your porch and one hummer will spend his whole fucking day chasing off all the others. Hard to do as while he is off chasing one, another moves in and gets a swig.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 09:55 AM (QSjkU)

108 Hmm, this painting gives me ideas for a grand spectacle of a movie with bad CGI and worse writing!

Posted by: James Cameron at September 07, 2022 09:55 AM (5pTK/)

109 and maybe a little wolf howling in the background.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 09:52 AM (r46W7)

or three.

Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 09:56 AM (FCbAQ)

110 Hard to do as while he is off chasing one, another moves in and gets a swig.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 09:55 AM (QSjkU)

I spent an entire afternoon once watching a carpenter bee in Defense mode.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 07, 2022 09:56 AM (s58Eh)

111 Truly lovely painting.

Posted by: Tuna at September 07, 2022 09:56 AM (gLRfa)

112 I once knew a pretty little orchid name Cattleya and she really put out the sugar

Posted by: Mr Hummingbird at September 07, 2022 09:57 AM (us2H3)

113

Stick your pistil in my stamen, big bird!

Posted by: Dirty Orchid at September 07, 2022 09:57 AM (nHSh6)

114 Carpenter bees are big asshoes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 09:57 AM (h+wzp)

115 I'm not sophisticated enough to say where that line is, but I know this painting is on the good side.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 09:47 AM (ayzS/)

Interesting...when I first found it I looked briefly and thought, "nice picture." Then I looked more closely and I saw a quality that elevated it. But what that quality is? I am not sure I can articulate it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 09:57 AM (XIJ/X)

116 The colors are great, detail in the painting is excellent.

I wouldn't hang, as this piece seems to be closer to graphic novel art than hang on the wall art.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at September 07, 2022 09:57 AM (5pTK/)

117 Wolfus, I responded to your email. Just letting you know in case my email is trapped in your spam filter.

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2022 09:58 AM (6RgRK)

118 Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (53oGX)

What did you plant? What state?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (XIJ/X)

I have a bed of a Texas native, "Turks Cap", that they love. Not the lily, the one that's from the Mallow family. It's a perennial here, but I don't think it survives hard freezes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 09:58 AM (r46W7)

119 Forecast high today = 102 F

Forecast high Friday = 58 F

Seems there's going to be a slight change in the season 'round these here parts...

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2022 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

120 The viewer is drawn immediately to the voluptuous sensuality of the vulva-like pink blossom and then the unmistakable phallic shape of the okra below oriented in the classic erect angle as the eggs already in the nest portend the promise of fertility.
Posted by: Your cat lady high school art teacher at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (R5IwR)

Well done gibberish! You're giving Mannix a run for his money here.

Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 09:58 AM (FCbAQ)

121 If a still life includes birds flying, but the birds are hovering hummingbirds, does it still qualify as a still life?

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This one simple trick will amaze you...

Posted by: John James Audobon at September 07, 2022 09:58 AM (kXYt5)

122 98 Do the hummingbirds bring the coconuts when they migrate?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2022 09:53 AM (4I/2K)

yes and the ticks bring the lymes

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 09:58 AM (us2H3)

123 ? I am not sure I can articulate it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 09:57 AM (XIJ/X)

I think it's how there is a sort of depth of field to it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 07, 2022 09:59 AM (s58Eh)

124 Hummingbirds do throuples?

Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2022 09:59 AM (oTZbj)

125 Nero Wolfe raised cattleyas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:59 AM (c6xtn)

126 I'm not saying Lisa is Hitler but . . .

https://bit.ly/3x53xmZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 09:59 AM (FVME7)

127 Hummers and flowers >>>nekkid lardass

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:00 AM (QSjkU)

128 Wolfus, I responded to your email. Just letting you know in case my email is trapped in your spam filter.
Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2022

***
No, I saw it, Emmie. Been wrapped up with health issues of the new kitten (she's vastly better this morning) and a reception yesterday pm at work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 10:00 AM (c6xtn)

129

Beautiful plumage!

Posted by: Pet shop guy at September 07, 2022 10:00 AM (nHSh6)

130 I am not sure I can articulate it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 09:57 AM (XIJ/X)

I think it's how there is a sort of depth of field to it.

You could be right. You may have a future as an art critic.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:00 AM (ayzS/)

131 Hummingbirds are neat little creatures. I sometimes see them hovering in my backyard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 07, 2022 10:01 AM (YIVH2)

132 You could be right. You may have a future as an art critic.

You know, if the thing with Sharon doesn't work out.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:01 AM (ayzS/)

133 Interesting...when I first found it I looked briefly and thought, "nice picture." Then I looked more closely and I saw a quality that elevated it. But what that quality is? I am not sure I can articulate it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I'd call it art. Unlike cubism and similar dreck.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 10:01 AM (zZopm)

134 Wolfus, glad to hear your kitten is better!

Posted by: Emmie at September 07, 2022 10:01 AM (6RgRK)

135
Interesting...when I first found it I looked briefly and thought, "nice picture." Then I looked more closely and I saw a quality that elevated it. But what that quality is? I am not sure I can articulate it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 09:57 AM (XIJ/X)

the detail in his flower approaches what Redoute' would have done. (Redoute' being to flowers what Audobon was to birds)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 10:02 AM (r46W7)

136 The fresh pink orchid surrounded by phallic symbols about to unconsensually penetrate it clearly shows this painting is about wymyn being raped by men, all of whom are rapists, and who have raped all wymyn.

Posted by: Feminist Art Critic at September 07, 2022 10:02 AM (8MAaD)

137 I'd call it art. Unlike cubism and similar dreck.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 10:01 AM (zZopm)

Fuuuuuck You!

Posted by: Rothco at September 07, 2022 10:03 AM (FCbAQ)

138 Hummingbirds have been visiting the hanging plants on my deck this summer. It's nice to be able to watch them form my office window.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:03 AM (4p7Em)

139 I think it's how there is a sort of depth of field to it.

To elaborate, it could be that it's the use of mist in the background to obscure details and give a sense of distance.

I've noticed this in lots of CGI lately, although it's usually applied to gigantic spaceships sucking up earth's water.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:04 AM (ayzS/)

140 Hemingbirds sing short songs, or sometimes longer ones, such as A Farewell to Flowers.

Posted by: Cat Dog at September 07, 2022 10:04 AM (ihi5W)

141 Thats why I specified "Tinkerbell-type fairies."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 09:46 AM (c6xt

You haven't seen some of them in Oak Lawn and Montrose.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022

***
Hey, we just had Southern Decadence. Public parades and other displays of men (?) and women (?) wearing rainbow-colored tutus. One Labor Day weekend years ago, I spotted a beefy guy coming out of a store, wearing a leather biker cap, a leather Speedo, boots, and nothing else. He flagged down a cab and got in, and the driver pulled away without a moment's hesitation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 10:04 AM (c6xtn)

142 Carpenter bees are big asshoes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

We've got a hive under our deck. I guess there are people who will remove them without killing the bees. They don't bother me much and they're kind of neat to look at. One got after my dog but I don't think he was actually stung.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)

143 120 The viewer is drawn immediately to the voluptuous sensuality of the vulva-like pink blossom and then the unmistakable phallic shape of the okra below oriented in the classic erect angle as the eggs already in the nest portend the promise of fertility.
Posted by: Your cat lady high school art teacher at September 07, 2022 09:54 AM (R5IwR)

Well done gibberish! You're giving Mannix a run for his money here.
Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 09:58 AM (FCbAQ)

She's been looking at too many Georgia O'Keefe retrospectives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 10:04 AM (r46W7)

144 Wait. Wolfus got another kitten? What happened to Sterling?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:05 AM (U2p+3)

145 And willowed:

You coming to the TxMoMe, Sponge?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 09:22 AM (4p7Em)

But of course!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 09:23 AM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:05 AM (4p7Em)

146 Wait. Wolfus got another kitten? What happened to Sterling?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:05 AM (U2p+3)

Secret agent. Called in on a mission.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

147 the detail in his flower approaches what Redoute' would have done. (Redoute' being to flowers what Audobon was to birds)

Wow, he does nice stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:06 AM (ayzS/)

148 the painting is on the smallish side

14X18 inches

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:06 AM (us2H3)

149
The hummingbirds are probably having a fight. They're feisty little critters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2022 10:06 AM (1Nxff)

150
*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:05 AM (4p7Em)

Actually just submitted my time off request so I can be there more than the allotted time.

We'll drop the camper off the weekend before.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

151 We've got a hive under our deck. I guess there are people who will remove them without killing the bees. They don't bother me much and they're kind of neat to look at. One got after my dog but I don't think he was actually stung.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)

Might be hollowing out your dexk.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 10:07 AM (h+wzp)

152 Republican women! Who needs them?

https://bit.ly/3THBOCy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:07 AM (FVME7)

153 One of the strangest things I ever saw was a bumblebee/hummingbird fight over some flowers. It was like watching 6th Gen thrust vectoring fighters in a dogfight.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2022 10:08 AM (yQpMk)

154 Carpenter bees damage the hell out of your woodwork. I kill on sight. If I cannot kill on sight, I tape a bag over their holes to trap them and desiccate the sob's over a period of hours.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:08 AM (QSjkU)

155 Relax everybody. Problem solved!

European Union proposes electricity-reduction target to "flatten the curve.” Where have I heard that one before?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:08 AM (FVME7)

156 Raymond Burr raised orchids on his island. He was light in his loafers, unlike Ken Berry.

Posted by: Roaring Chicken at September 07, 2022 10:08 AM (PIlQh)

157 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:08 AM (kXYt5)

158 We've got a hive under our deck.

*

Just FYI it's probably holding moisture at that point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 07, 2022 10:09 AM (4D/X5)

159 147 the detail in his flower approaches what Redoute' would have done. (Redoute' being to flowers what Audobon was to birds)

actually, the painting is more along the lines of Robert Thornton's "Temple of Flora", which I find vastly superior to Redoute

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:09 AM (us2H3)

160 Fuuuuuck You!
Posted by: Rothco at September 07, 2022 10:03 AM (FCbAQ)

psssst.
How fucking stupid are you?
Maybe socking ain't your game. just sayin.

Posted by: RothKO at September 07, 2022 10:09 AM (FCbAQ)

161 155 Relax everybody. Problem solved!

European Union proposes electricity-reduction target to "flatten the curve.” Where have I heard that one before?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:08 AM (FVME7)

===========

"We told you to reduce your energy usage. Why are you mad?"

"Because I can't feed myself or keep warm."

"So? Wait...why did you bring the pitchfork? And that torch sure did come out of nowhere..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:09 AM (LvTSG)

162 African or European hummingbird?

Posted by: Monty Python at September 07, 2022 10:09 AM (R5IwR)

163 162 African or European hummingbird?
Posted by: Monty Python at September 07, 2022 10:09 AM (R5IwR)

===========

Probably can't carry a coconut either way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

164 Posted by: Rothco

I need a Pocket Fisherman.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2022 10:10 AM (yQpMk)

165
The hummingbirds are probably having a fight. They're feisty little critters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

We only have Ruby-throated Hummingbirds in the Middle Atlantic region. It is very amusing when two arrive at our feeder simultaneously and then engage in a "I'm the biggest badass" standoff while squared off with each other rather than actually feeding.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 10:10 AM (pNxlR)

166 Not the same without Jeff Beck.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 07, 2022 10:10 AM (w9Wax)

167 Hummingbirds have been visiting the hanging plants on my deck this summer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:03 AM (4p7Em)

Deer have been visiting my hanging plants. They are less pleasant than hummingbirds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (XIJ/X)

168 154 Carpenter bees damage the hell out of your woodwork. I kill on sight. If I cannot kill on sight, I tape a bag over their holes to trap them and desiccate the sob's over a period of hours.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:08 AM (QSjkU)

A tennis or racquetball is useful and great fun to use on those little bastards.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (MkuC5)

169 Not the same without Jeff Beck.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 07, 2022 10:10 AM (w9Wax)

Speaking of. ZZ Top is touring with Jeff Beck as the replacement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

170 Actually just submitted my time off request so I can be there more than the allotted time.

We'll drop the camper off the weekend before.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:06 AM

Nice. I'm coning in Thursday afternoon, but I have to fly out at an ungodly hour Sunday morning. Can't stay longer because I'm up in Cannuckistan the whole prior week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (4p7Em)

171 147 the detail in his flower approaches what Redoute' would have done. (Redoute' being to flowers what Audobon was to birds)

actually, the painting is more along the lines of Robert Thornton's "Temple of Flora", which I find vastly superior to Redoute

AOSHQ: come for the anal sex jokes, stay for the botanical hyper-realism smackdowns.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (ayzS/)

172
Deer have been visiting my hanging plants. They are less pleasant than hummingbirds.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (XIJ/X)

But MUCH more tasty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

173 You can't be too careful.

Woman Thought To Be A Vampire Buried With Sickle Around Throat “In Case She Rose Again”…

Photo at link.

https://bit.ly/3RmNJEv

You know, it won't be long before Hillary meets her maker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)

174 Deer have been visiting my hanging plants. They are less pleasant than hummingbirds.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (XIJ/X)

You aren't cooking them right.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:12 AM (QSjkU)

175 Cutco >> Rothco

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 07, 2022 10:12 AM (R5IwR)

176 Deer have been visiting my hanging plants. They are less pleasant than hummingbirds.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM

Deer can be asshoe.

Fortunately, my deck is about 15 feet off the ground.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:13 AM (4p7Em)

177
They going to Vegas ?

Posted by: JT

I see no Skydiving Elvis' costumes on them, so ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

178
Nice. I'm coning in Thursday afternoon, but I have to fly out at an ungodly hour Sunday morning. Can't stay longer because I'm up in Cannuckistan the whole prior week.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (4p7Em)

If it goes as planned, we'll be out there Wednesday afternoon and be available to help set things up. We've got to bail Friday midday as we've got an away football game. We'll be back after that (around midnight) to attend the Saturday festivities.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

179 Wait. Wolfus got another kitten? What happened to Sterling?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022

***
Nothing terrible, Nurse! He's boarding at Miss Linda's. He's not been snipped yet, so we thought it wiser to separate him from the girl kitten until he is and has recovered. This one, "Dagny Sophia," is a Siberian brown tabby w/ a little white, almost the same age as Stirling but smaller. She was under the weather this weekend, and I was thinking, "Oh, God, she's sickly." But last night she began to eat and to play like a real kitten. It'll be verrrry interesting to see how they interact.

The vet visit today I think will be more of a wellness check than anything, though they may give her some antibiotics.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (c6xtn)

180 Roth Co., L.L.C.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (kXYt5)

181 A tennis or racquetball is useful and great fun to use on those little bastards.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM

More fun are those electrified tennis racquet type fly swatters. Ruin a bee's whole day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (4p7Em)

182 It's nice to sit on the front porch watching the hummingbirds fight over our offerings.

The bourbon I'm consuming makes it that much better. Avian UFC.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (KWb8O)

183 Robert Thornton's "Temple of Flora"

is almost $1000 on Amazon.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (ayzS/)

184 AOSHQ: come for the anal sex jokes, stay for the botanical hyper-realism smackdowns.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM (ayzS/)

Hey, I don't know all the answers

but I know some of them

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (us2H3)

185 Deer have nibbled Mrs Aspirin Factory's hostas to the ground.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (h+wzp)

186
Their humming comes from their rapid movements of their wings. Their song / call is usually a high pitched chirping sound called out in staccato bursts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (pNxlR)

187 Men keep trying to film up my skirt to view my temple of flora.

Posted by: Miss Rodham. at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (PIlQh)

188 OT - does anyone use CBD Oil? Does it have any benefits for anxiety? Worth it?

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (sX1BW)

189 Sweet video about a man caring for a baby hummingbird he found by the side of the road. (About 3 minute video):

https://tinyurl.com/2dedrru6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (wvo9L)

190 183 Robert Thornton's "Temple of Flora"

is almost $1000 on Amazon.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (ayzS/)

=========

Here's a free pdf:

https://tinyurl.com/mdj738xh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

191 If it goes as planned, we'll be out there Wednesday afternoon and be available to help set things up. We've got to bail Friday midday as we've got an away football game. We'll be back after that (around midnight) to attend the Saturday festivities.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM

See y'all there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:16 AM (4p7Em)

192 Raymond Burr raised orchids on his island. He was light in his loafers, unlike Ken Berry.
Posted by: Roaring Chicken

Raymond Burr couldn't be light in Lizzo's loafers.

Posted by: JT at September 07, 2022 10:16 AM (T4tVD)

193 Speaking of deer, muzzleloader season is neigh. I shoot Hogdon's Blackhorn 209 as I don't have to clean the bore between shots and I need to sight a new scope. I went to 3 sporting goods stores looking for some. Nada. Found out on-line Walmart had some. Went to Walmart, they had it. JOY! No price tag. Grabbed a pound and went to self check out. $113.75 for a pound. I was somewhat aghast.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:16 AM (QSjkU)

194 Cutco >> Rothco
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 07, 2022 10:12 AM (R5IwR)

I need a Pocket Fisherman.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 07, 2022 10:10 AM (yQpMk)

And that's why I had to rip myself with the corrected sock.
As soon as I hit post I knew it didn't look right.

Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 10:16 AM (FCbAQ)

195 OT - does anyone use CBD Oil? Does it have any benefits for anxiety? Worth it?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (sX1BW)

I know a guy that was taking edibles. Now, he doesn't have the pressures of drug tests or anything, but did say that he was able to get off of a lot of his medicines, including anxiety meds. He doesn't do the edibles much anymore and seems to be doing quite well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

196 Men keep trying to film up my skirt to view my temple of flora.

Posted by: Miss Rodham

I'm not going there.

Posted by: Hummingbird at September 07, 2022 10:17 AM (oTZbj)

197
Tufted Titmice and Red-breasted Nuthatches have returned to our feeders -- winter's a-coming!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 10:17 AM (pNxlR)

198 Roth Co., L.L.C.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (kXYt5)

Vegas, Baby!

Posted by: Dan Tanna at September 07, 2022 10:17 AM (7bRMQ)

199 Deer have nibbled Mrs Aspirin Factory's hostas to the ground.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (h+wzp)

Deer Attempt Hosta Takeover

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 07, 2022 10:17 AM (OgrpQ)

200 Robert Thornton's "Temple of Flora"

is almost $1000 on Amazon.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (ayzS/)

Huh. It's only 20 here. Same as in town.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 07, 2022 10:17 AM (KWb8O)

201 Reminds me of a humorous anecdote about a pair of hummingbirds.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:18 AM (kXYt5)

202 OT - does anyone use CBD Oil? Does it have any benefits for anxiety? Worth it?
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 07, 2022 10:15 AM (sX1BW)

CBD oil? Whaddya gonna do, squeeze it out of him?

Some folks swear by it, some folks think placebo effect.
I'm in the second group

Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 10:18 AM (FCbAQ)

203 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Two eggs. Three hummingbirds. I'm thinking she has some 'splainin' to do.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 10:19 AM (anj39)

204 Three hummingbirds, one nest, two eggs.
A hummingthrouple. Kinky little buggers.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2022 10:19 AM (x61Im)

205
Men keep trying to film up my skirt to view my temple of flora.

Posted by: Miss Rodham

Progress reports concerning your yeast infections are usually kept between you and your OB/GYN, lady ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 10:19 AM (pNxlR)

206 They going to Vegas ?

Posted by: JT

I see no Skydiving Elvis' costumes on them, so ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

Check the neck on a Ruby throated hummingbird.
Elvis would be so jealous.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 10:19 AM (zZopm)

207 Powerline cites a YT video demonstrating that the "Green Revolution" won't happen because it's simply not possible. The planet we're on doesn't contain anywhere near the resources required to supply "green" energy for even 20 years.

https://tinyurl.com/2bcp6w8d

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (sWM8x)

208 Deer have nibbled Mrs Aspirin Factory's hostas to the ground.

********

Oh, you wacky kids and your euphemisms!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (kXYt5)

209 Flora works for bacteria, right?

Posted by: Miss Rodham. at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (PIlQh)

210 Couple years ago got a hummingbird feeder. Had never seen them around my house, but My Mom had one, 450 miles south and had 4 to 6 at a time in the summer. They would sometimes fight.

Got a simple feeder, red glass. Started seeing single birds stop by in the morning and the evening. Occasionally two at once, but they would battle. They nest in pine trees. Put the feeder right on your deck, near where you sit. If you sit still they'll come check it out even if you are sitting right there.

Posted by: a moron at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (fSbMn)

211 Men keep trying to film up my skirt to view my temple of flora.
Posted by: Miss Rodham

I'm not going there.
Posted by: Hummingbird at September 07, 2022 10:17 AM (oTZbj)

Me neither!
Billy J.

I'll give it a shot!

Posted by: Webb H. at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (FCbAQ)

212 207 Powerline cites a YT video demonstrating that the "Green Revolution" won't happen because it's simply not possible. The planet we're on doesn't contain anywhere near the resources required to supply "green" energy for even 20 years.

https://tinyurl.com/2bcp6w8d
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (sWM8x)

========

I'll take, Things people with power have known for decades for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (LvTSG)

213 The Tufted Titmice used to tour with The Sex Pistols back in the day.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 07, 2022 10:21 AM (R5IwR)

214 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (sWM8x)

It does if you kill off 75% of the population. You think they don't know this?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:21 AM (QSjkU)

215 OT - does anyone use CBD Oil? Does it have any benefits for anxiety? Worth it?

We give it to our dogs at night and it seems to help them calm down.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 07, 2022 10:22 AM (nfrXX)

216 183 Robert Thornton's "Temple of Flora"

is almost $1000 on Amazon.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:14 AM (ayzS/)

that's a book of somewhat recent date

a single plate of a Thornton will run you $1500 or more

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:22 AM (us2H3)

217 The Tufted Titmice used to tour with The Sex Pistols back in the day.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Were they the group that did that onstage protest, burning their tufts?

Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (oTZbj)

218 Love this painting! Nice crossover of sorts with KT's Saturday garden thread.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)

219 How hard do you have to squeeze CBD to get his oil?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (Y5qcH)

220 Speaking of deer, muzzleloader season is neigh. I shoot Hogdon's Blackhorn 209 as I don't have to clean the bore between shots and I need to sight a new scope. I went to 3 sporting goods stores looking for some. Nada. Found out on-line Walmart had some. Went to Walmart, they had it. JOY! No price tag. Grabbed a pound and went to self check out. $113.75 for a pound. I was somewhat aghast.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

😡 Our Wal Mart is in the middle of the country and it doesn't sell any BP items.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (zZopm)

221 muzzleloader season is neigh

Kind of takes you back, don't it, to the days when farmers would paint "COW" in big letters on the livestock for hunting season. The Sheriff in neigh...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (x61Im)

222 Biden administration spending $3.5 M on drug paraphernalia vending machines placed in rural Kentucky.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (0IIMp)

223 I... am disturbed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:24 AM (HJDAV)

224 Powerline cites a YT video demonstrating that the "Green Revolution" won't happen because it's simply not possible. The planet we're on doesn't contain anywhere near the resources required to supply "green" energy for even 20 years.

This has been known for years, but the Great Reset keeps going.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2022 10:24 AM (ZGrMX)

225 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2022 10:20 AM (sWM8x)

It does if you kill off 75% of the population. You think they don't know this?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Problem is, those that are left? They aren't the producers.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 10:24 AM (zZopm)

226 222 Biden administration spending $3.5 M on drug paraphernalia vending machines placed in rural Kentucky.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (0IIMp)

Got to make sure all us slack jawed yokels can OD as quick as possible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:24 AM (HJDAV)

227 How hard do you have to squeeze CBD to get his oil?

Same as how hard I squeeze Reggie.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at September 07, 2022 10:25 AM (ZGrMX)

228 "How hard do you have to squeeze CBD to get his oil?"

Probably more like stroking than squeezing.

Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2022 10:25 AM (oTZbj)

229 That is an odd painting. The light and dark are off. It gives a very creepy, insectoid vibe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:25 AM (HJDAV)

230 Biden administration spending $3.5 M on drug paraphernalia vending machines placed in rural Kentucky.

*******

Best way to prevent hepatitis is to facilitate OD deaths.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (kXYt5)

231 Vampire woman
Stay away from me he
Vampire woman
Mama, let me be he

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (FVME7)

232
Nero Wolfe raised cattleyas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The methane from their farts were devastating contributions to Klimate Khaos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (pNxlR)

233 AOC says she isn't sure she wants to be POTUS because there are checks and balances on the office.

https://bit.ly/3TRZJzt

She wants to be dictator.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (i0wNm)

234 From the link:
The bottom line is that no transition from fossil fuels to “green” energy sources is under way, nor will it occur, ever. The green dream is not just a folly but a fraud. Those who perpetrate it, like Al Gore, John Kerry, Barack Obama, Greta Thunberg, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and many others, are fraudsters who make Bernie Madoff look like Mother Teresa.

They are both frauds and utterly technologically ignorant - a powerful combination.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (ayzS/)

235 Best way to prevent hepatitis is to facilitate OD deaths.

********

Save the liver!

/Julia Child

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (kXYt5)

236 Deer have been visiting my hanging plants.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:11 AM

I this the new "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" ??

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:27 AM (us2H3)

237 233 AOC says she isn't sure she wants to be POTUS because there are checks and balances on the office.

https://bit.ly/3TRZJzt

She wants to be dictator.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (i0wNm)

=========

There are checks and balances on Congress, too.

She should quit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

238 Wow! Beautiful painting. My Mama would hang this pdq.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 10:27 AM (C8vcJ)

239 SH,
I have quite a few patients who use CBD oils and tinctures for help with anxiety and insomnia. If you live in a state where it is legal, go to a dispensary and talk to the folks. Here in Seattle, they tend to be very knowledgeable and helpful. I've not personally had any luck with CBD easing my insomnia and anxiety.
Look into ashwagandha. I am having some luck with it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:28 AM (Cd885)

240 Kind of takes you back, don't it, to the days when farmers would paint "COW" in big letters on the livestock for hunting season. The Sheriff in neigh...
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (x61Im)

Not here. It's city "hunters" that can't tell a deer from a Holstein.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:28 AM (QSjkU)

241 AOC says she isn't sure she wants to be POTUS because there are checks and balances on the office.

https://bit.ly/3TRZJzt

She wants to be dictator.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (i0wNm)

Dirty communists gotta dirty commie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

242 They are both frauds and utterly technologically ignorant - a powerful combination.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (ayzS/)

I always ask the greenies if they believe in perpetual motion.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 07, 2022 10:29 AM (OgrpQ)

243 Biden administration spending $3.5 M on drug paraphernalia vending machines placed in rural Kentucky.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (0IIMp)

Got to make sure all us slack jawed yokels can OD as quick as possible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:24 AM (HJDAV)

They can't make it any more obvious, can they?
US fedgov is not a culture of life, but of death.

Posted by: Webb H. at September 07, 2022 10:29 AM (FCbAQ)

244 240 Kind of takes you back, don't it, to the days when farmers would paint "COW" in big letters on the livestock for hunting season. The Sheriff in neigh...
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (x61Im)

Not here. It's city "hunters" that can't tell a deer from a Holstein.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:28 AM (QSjkU)

=========

COW is short for "Come On Wanker", and an invitation to shoot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

245 Wee invented a new game to play on our deck - hummingbirdminton.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:29 AM (kXYt5)

246 230. The machines also contain naloxone, soap, tampons, and first aid supplies.i In Ohio, they will also dispense new crack pipes.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 07, 2022 10:29 AM (0IIMp)

247 I bet green tea would be good for anxiety. But get loose leaf, high grade and follow the brewing instructions.

That insures maximum theanine content.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (Y5qcH)

248 AOC says she isn't sure she wants to be POTUS because there are checks and balances on the office.

https://bit.ly/3TRZJzt

She wants to be dicktaster.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (i0wNm)

Posted by: Webb H. at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (FCbAQ)

249
=========

There are checks and balances on Congress, too.

She should quit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:27 AM (LvTSG)

Didn't Owebama say something in a radio interview as a Senator that the Constitution frustrated him because it limited him in what he could do as a politician instead of limiting the people?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

250 I've not personally had any luck with CBD easing my insomnia and anxiety.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:28 AM (Cd885)

Try it in .45ACP instead of 9mm. It is much more effective.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (XIJ/X)

251 249 Didn't Owebama say something in a radio interview as a Senator that the Constitution frustrated him because it limited him in what he could do as a politician instead of limiting the people?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

"The elite should be in charge."
-Definitely a new idea, for sure

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

252 How exactly can someone be light in the loafers if all they wear is Crocs?

Posted by: Miss Rodham. at September 07, 2022 10:31 AM (PIlQh)

253 We had to stop calling our Computer On Wheels COWs because patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.

People are insufferable wankers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:31 AM (Cd885)

254 "The elite should be in charge."
-Definitely a new idea, for sure
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah. Completely new.

Posted by: Diocletian, 285AD at September 07, 2022 10:32 AM (HJDAV)

255 I'll ask Garrett.

Posted by: Miss Rodham. at September 07, 2022 10:32 AM (PIlQh)

256 254 "The elite should be in charge."
-Definitely a new idea, for sure
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah. Completely new.
Posted by: Diocletian, 285AD at September 07, 2022 10:32 AM (HJDAV)

==========

That's what we call progress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

257 CBD,
I'm getting there! 🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:32 AM (Cd885)

258 Most loafers wear crocs

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (us2H3)

259 I'd rather look at Georgia O'Keefe's orchids than Hillary Clinton's bloomers!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (kXYt5)

260 Sure seems like in the states where CBD has THC more people think it works.

Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (FCbAQ)

261 We had to stop calling our Computer On Wheels COWs because patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.

People are insufferable wankers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:31 AM (Cd885)

And by people I assume you mean one or two Karens.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (ZB6WQ)

262 Best way to prevent hepatitis is to facilitate OD deaths.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (kXYt5)

Every time a junkie is given nalaxone he should be tattooed on his forehead. If the EMTs see three tatooes, let him die.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (XIJ/X)

263 254 "The elite should be in charge."
-Definitely a new idea, for sure
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah. Completely new.
Posted by: Diocletian, 285AD at September 07, 2022 10:32 AM

Whoever heard of such a thing?

Posted by: Appius Cladius, Decemvir, 451BC at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (HJDAV)

264 CBD @ 250-
D. Eromero Johnson concurs.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (C8vcJ)

265 Nobody on the face of this Earth was ever interested in looking at Hillary's fat ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (QSjkU)

266 I was a loafer in a bread factory.

Posted by: Bud Abbot at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (PIlQh)

267 253 We had to stop calling our Computer On Wheels COWs because patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.

People are insufferable wankers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:31 AM (Cd885)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (HJDAV)

268 Sure seems like in the states where CBD has THC more people think it works.
Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (FCbAQ)

Pueblo, Colorado has factories that extract and sell 90+% pure THC and it's turning people into zombies, but there's no government regulation of it, so FREEFORALL!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

269 It's city "hunters" that can't tell a deer from a Holstein.
_______________________
When your deer say "neigh," nobody is safe.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (x61Im)

270 253 We had to stop calling our Computer On Wheels COWs because patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.

People are insufferable wankers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:31 AM (Cd885)

Call them Diagnostic Information Carts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (trdmm)

271 Every time a junkie is given nalaxone he should be tattooed on his forehead. If the EMTs see three tatooes, let him die.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (XIJ/X)

fuck this shit

one and that's it

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:35 AM (us2H3)

272 Nobody on the face of this Earth was ever interested in looking at Hillary's fat ass.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (QSjkU)

This is why God invented the light switch.

Posted by: Webb Hubble at September 07, 2022 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

273 Didn't Owebama say something in a radio interview as a Senator that the Constitution frustrated him because it limited him in what he could do as a politician instead of limiting the people?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:30 AM

He complained that it was only a document of negative rights, spelling out what government couldn't do, and didn't include and positive rights detailing what government was obliged to do for the citizens.

Apparently the great constitutional scholar hasn't figured out that that was the point. Otherwise you wind up with 500 page constitutions like the Ewww's that attempt to micromanage everything.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:35 AM (4p7Em)

274 22 We planted hummingbird friendly plants this year and it was great..

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 07, 2022 09:31 AM (53oGX)

What did you plant? What state?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 09:33 AM (XIJ/X)

Sorry for the delay, hope you see this CBD
My wife planted and potted Salvias.

Hummingbirds are amazing to watch, we placed the flours around the raised beds of the garden and a few near the windows from our family room. We were able to see birds all spring/summer.
North West Indiana.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 07, 2022 10:36 AM (53oGX)

275 Biden administration spending $3.5 M on drug paraphernalia vending machines placed in rural Kentucky.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 07, 2022 10:23 AM (0IIMp)

They like the drugged up wypipo.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:36 AM (ZB6WQ)

276 The Constitution represents the single biggest threat to "Our Precious Autocracy"!

/AOC

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:36 AM (kXYt5)

277 Gorgeous painting.

Posted by: Paco at September 07, 2022 10:36 AM (njExo)

278 patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.

Safe to assume they never flew to Fresno Air Terminal?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2022 10:37 AM (x61Im)

279 fuck this shit

one and that's it
Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:35 AM (us2H3)

There's druggies out here who brag about how many times they've been brought back. It's a thing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:37 AM (Cd885)

280 Evidently, a deputy got a near lethal dose of fentanyl during a routine stop out in the counties here. They were searching the suspects car and everything was dusted with it. They had to dose him with Narcan and he spent about a month in the hospital.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:37 AM (HJDAV)

281 #FBB
#FJB

Posted by: micky at September 07, 2022 10:37 AM (3byMq)

282 Barr calls Trump, "Trump"

Not President Trump

fucking fat ass cocksucker

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2022 10:37 AM (us2H3)

283
Call them Diagnostic Information Carts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 10:34 AM (trdmm)

Portable Universal Diagnostics

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

284 Sure seems like in the states where CBD has THC more people think it works.

Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 10:33 AM (FCbAQ)

I wish the nonsense about marijuana being some magical drug that cures a host of ills would just go away.

They want to get high! That's why they fight for legalization!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (XIJ/X)

285 She wants to be dictator.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 07, 2022 10:26 AM (i0wNm)

More like God-Empress of the Universe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (trdmm)

286 Apparently the great constitutional scholar hasn't figured out that that was the point. Otherwise you wind up with 500 page constitutions like the Ewww's that attempt to micromanage everything.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:35 AM (4p7Em)

THIS. SO VERY MUCH THIS. It was intended to gut and hamstring the power of the government.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (HJDAV)

287 Nobody on the face of this Earth was ever interested in looking at Hillary's fat ass.
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I DIDN'T INHALE!

Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (sWM8x)

288 284 I wish the nonsense about marijuana being some magical drug that cures a host of ills would just go away.

They want to get high! That's why they fight for legalization!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (XIJ/X)

==========

I remember when alcohol was medicinal, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

289 This painting is exquisitely beautiful, and it's hard to overstate the excellence of technique employed to create it.

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM (dCxaZ)

290 253 We had to stop calling our Computer On Wheels COWs because patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:31 AM (Cd885)

They thought that because they actually were morosely, disgustingly, repulsively fat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM (QSjkU)

291 This is why God invented the light switch.
Posted by: Webb Hubble at September 07, 2022 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

We're all God's children in the dark.

But the smell...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM (HJDAV)

292 286 Apparently the great constitutional scholar hasn't figured out that that was the point. Otherwise you wind up with 500 page constitutions like the Ewww's that attempt to micromanage everything.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:35 AM (4p7Em)

THIS. SO VERY MUCH THIS. It was intended to gut and hamstring the power of the government.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (HJDAV)

=========

The Founders were dumb. Didn't they realize that government being able to control everything without feedback from the people was actually a good thing? That experts can never be wrong and that power centers such as an unaccountable government would only ever attract the most altruistic of people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)

293 I would get multiple requests for nalaxone for my WC claimants hooked on opiates. Because of the various state statutes I had to authorize but I would only authorize once. Any follow up requests I would deny.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM (ZB6WQ)

294 The link to metals and EVs is long, but well worth it. I suggest putting it on the sidebar.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM (ayzS/)

295 OT - does anyone use CBD Oil? Does it have any benefits for anxiety? Worth it?

I have this image of CBD riding his wagon into town, pulling over and opening up the side revealing bottles and bottles of CBD oil. Good for what ails ya!
Step right up folks! Got the shakes? This will fix you right up!
Rhumatiz. This will cure it.
Vapors or consumption...well this is for you!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM (anj39)

296 I was a loafer in a bread factory.
Posted by: Bud Abbot

********

I heard you got fired for sticking your finger in the bread slicer...

...while she got a promotion and a corner office.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:40 AM (kXYt5)

297 patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.

Safe to assume they never flew to Fresno Air Terminal?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2022 10:37 AM (x61Im)

Or the San Antonio Airport. See what flour tortillas do for the body. Made with lard, of course.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 10:40 AM (h+wzp)

298 We had to stop calling our Computer On Wheels COWs because patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:31 AM

Heh. The ones at my old facility were called Workstations On Wheels. COWs would have been much cooler.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:40 AM (4p7Em)

299 There's druggies out here who brag about how many times they've been brought back. It's a thing.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2022 10:37 AM (Cd885)

Flatliners wasn't meant to be a how-to story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 10:40 AM (trdmm)

300 I have this image of CBD riding his wagon into town, pulling over and opening up the side revealing bottles and bottles of CBD oil. Good for what ails ya!
Step right up folks! Got the shakes? This will fix you right up!
Rhumatiz. This will cure it.
Vapors or consumption...well this is for you!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Lydia Pinkham at September 07, 2022 10:41 AM (4p7Em)

301 When I got my knee replaced, they gave me Oxycontin for pain. That crap made me sick as hell. After 3 days I threw it in the trash.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:41 AM (QSjkU)

302 301 When I got my knee replaced, they gave me Oxycontin for pain. That crap made me sick as hell. After 3 days I threw it in the trash.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:41 AM (QSjkU)

========

Could have probably sold it for $5 a pill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:42 AM (LvTSG)

303 Nice Flower.
Talking to someone the other day, he mentioned that Kali was also considered the goddess or recycling. I thought that would be perfect to spray onto my recycling bin...Kali in the middle, the three arrows around her, and in English, Sanskrit and Hindi, "The Great Recycler"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 10:42 AM (ynpvh)

304 The painting makes me uncomfortable. In what kind of vampire landscape are hummingbirds flying at night?

The orchid is pretty though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 07, 2022 10:42 AM (2nXUK)

305 Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 07, 2022 10:36 AM (53oGX)

Cool! Thanks for the info. I want to replant some stuff outside our kitchen window with the goal of attracting hummingbirds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:42 AM (XIJ/X)

306 Wheeled Auxiliary Nursing Kiosks?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 07, 2022 10:42 AM (kXYt5)

307 This painting is exquisitely beautiful, and it's hard to overstate the excellence of technique employed to create it.
Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM (dCxaZ)

Again look up some of Michael James Smith time lapsed videos.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:42 AM (ZB6WQ)

308 For anxiety and depression, this works for me:

https://tinyurl.com/5svmhm5w

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2022 10:43 AM (Ed8Zd)

309
Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 10:39 AM

I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Lydia Pinkham at September 07, 2022 10:41 AM (4p7Em)

every night the men would come around...
and throw their money down

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 07, 2022 10:43 AM (trdmm)

310 When I got my knee replaced, they gave me Oxycontin for pain. That crap made me sick as hell. After 3 days I threw it in the trash.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:41 AM

Hell, Tylenol with codeine for my wisdom teeth bugged me. Doped out and constipated. I hate narcotics unless absolutely necessary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:43 AM (4p7Em)

311 The Humming Birds never opened for The Black Crowes. Racist.

Posted by: davidt at September 07, 2022 09:42 AM (oTZbj)

Dixie Hummingbirds toured/recorded w/Paul Simon.

Posted by: BignJames at September 07, 2022 10:44 AM (AwYPR)

312 Hell, Tylenol with codeine for my wisdom teeth bugged me. Doped out and constipated. I hate narcotics unless absolutely necessary.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:43 AM (4p7Em)

Yeah. Giving birth every time I needed to crap was an added bonus.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:44 AM (QSjkU)

313 I do everything in my power to take no prescriptions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 10:45 AM (h+wzp)

314 They want to get high! That's why they fight for legalization!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (XIJ/X)

***

And the longer that weed remains legal we will see the detrimental effects like aggravating schizophrenia. Many other bad results will surface as well

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 07, 2022 10:45 AM (flINI)

315 Beautiful. Waiting for my orchid to rebloom.

Posted by: sidney at September 07, 2022 10:45 AM (Uy/WF)

316 Could have probably sold it for $5 a pill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:42 AM (LvTSG)

I think way more than that . Between 12 and 20 last I knew which was a few years ago.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:46 AM (ZB6WQ)

317 Must have shot that one at 1/1000 of a second. Hummingbird wings are really moving.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 10:46 AM (C4a8Y)

318 Why do hummingbirds hum?

They forgot the words.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at September 07, 2022 10:46 AM (lf83v)

319 Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2022 10:43 AM (Ed8Zd)

Grazie mille!

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2022 10:46 AM (dCxaZ)

320 Drugs!

I forgot what I was going to say.

- The Reverend Jim Ignatowski

Posted by: Archer at September 07, 2022 10:47 AM (gmo/4)

321 Hell, Tylenol with codeine for my wisdom teeth bugged me. Doped out and constipated. I hate narcotics unless absolutely necessary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:43 AM (4p7Em)

I get a strange reaction from opiods. I was given percocets after being kicked in the back by a horse. Doc wanted me to lay reclined in a chair for a week. I took one perc and I wanted to go paint the entire house. It completely amped me up and didn't really cut the pain.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 07, 2022 10:47 AM (OgrpQ)

322 I do everything in my power to take no prescriptions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 07, 2022 10:45 AM (h+wzp)

Well, with your own factory and all, why bother getting a scrip?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 07, 2022 10:48 AM (7bRMQ)

323 I was going to get healthy but I got high.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:49 AM (FVME7)

324 318 Why do hummingbirds hum?

They forgot the words.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at September 07, 2022 10:46 AM (lf83v)

Saw a cool video the other day with an Atenbourough narrating. Their resting heart rate is 400 BPM, but goes up to 1200 BPM when flying. They need to eat every 15 minutes or so because of their exceedingly high metabolism, yet are able to sleep through the night by going into torpor, with a heart rate of about 40 beats per minute.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 10:49 AM (ynpvh)

325 The problems uncovered so far placed Trump "at risk of suffering injury from the Government's retention and potential use of privileged materials," Cannon wrote, adding that a future indictment of the ex-president based on the Aug. 8 search of Mar-a-Lago "would result in reputational harm of a decidedly different order of magnitude."

We WERE going to indict, but Trump used legal loopholes and technicalities to avoid prosecution.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:49 AM (Wrs74)

326 And the longer that weed remains legal we will see the detrimental effects like aggravating schizophrenia.

Insty had a good article on that the other day. Legal weed was essentially a trial run for the clot shot. The government and Big Pharma profit and the side effects are swept under the rug.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

327 For anxiety and depression.

Reglr exercise, on a set schedule. Scheduled sleep and wake times which are kept. Daily prayers, set schedule. Church, and extra devotion time. In the end, I learned the hard way that no matter my skill level, intelligence, resources or dedication, I could not do life on my own. I turn my problems/life over to God, with whom all things are possible. I experienced and continue to experience miraculous assistance. Its not always "easy" but things work out for the best, even when I think that isn't the case, it really turns out to be. Frankly, kind of upset with myself that I didn't start down that road much earlier. Not sure what I was thinking.

Posted by: a moron at September 07, 2022 10:49 AM (AteGe)

328 I was going to get healthy but I got high.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:49 AM (FVME7)

You asked for it......

https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

329 I had to deal with prescription opioid addicts everyday and the doctors who caused / enabled it. It was not fun but you learned a lot about the seedy side of medicine.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:50 AM (ZB6WQ)

330 325 We WERE going to indict, but Trump used legal loopholes and technicalities to avoid prosecution.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:49 AM (Wrs74)

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Is that worse than using legal loopholes to avoid maximum levels of taxation or much, much worse?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

331 Seems to me I saw something the other day about a very small portion of people having the exact opposite reaction to weed (extreme agitation, near frenzy.) It made me think of Pax and Reavers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:50 AM (HJDAV)

332 No no no. For depression you just need a pill or 5 and a never ending pity party because you are "battling depression".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:51 AM (Wrs74)

333 332 No no no. For depression you just need a pill or 5 and a never ending pity party because you are "battling depression".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:51 AM (Wrs74)

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Don't forget the applause for being brave. Also stunning.

Stunning and brave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

334 ==========

Is that worse than using legal loopholes to avoid maximum levels of taxation or much, much worse?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

That is fine.

Posted by: D.C.'s Newest Millionaire Dan Crenshaw at September 07, 2022 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

335 New business idea: Torpor Robotics. Robots that don't do anything.

I'm gonna be rich!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 07, 2022 10:52 AM (sWM8x)

336 And the longer that weed remains legal we will see the detrimental effects like aggravating schizophrenia. Many other bad results will surface as well

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 07, 2022 10:45 AM (flINI)

Yup! Our society knows how to deal with alcohol. Maybe not perfectly, but we understand it. Adding another powerful drug to the mix is a recipe for societal decay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)

337 Hillary Clinton Officially Ends 2024 Run Speculation, Confirms She'll Never Run for President Ever Again

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Saints be praised! Because we know a Clinton would never lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)

338 Is that worse than using legal loopholes to avoid maximum levels of taxation or much, much worse?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

These me-yonaires and be-yonaires use all the loopholes to enrich themselves. That is why congress needs to close them while at the same time opening up new ones for themselves that you can drive a Brinks truck through.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (Wrs74)

339 336 And the longer that weed remains legal we will see the detrimental effects like aggravating schizophrenia. Many other bad results will surface as well

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 07, 2022 10:45 AM (flINI)

Yup! Our society knows how to deal with alcohol. Maybe not perfectly, but we understand it. Adding another powerful drug to the mix is a recipe for societal decay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)

Sarcasm?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (HJDAV)

340 Dan Crenshaw is the political Black Rifle coffee.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (ZB6WQ)

341
Yup! Our society knows how to deal with alcohol. Maybe not perfectly, but we understand it. Adding another powerful drug to the mix is a recipe for societal decay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)

Oregon legalized all drugs. We will know in short order how well that works out for them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

342 I dealt with depression with bourbon. I could go through a 2 liter bottle in a weekend. Lost 30 pounds, but it only makes things worse. Finally wised up a bit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (QSjkU)

343 337 Hillary Clinton Officially Ends 2024 Run Speculation, Confirms She'll Never Run for President Ever Again

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Saints be praised! Because we know a Clinton would never lie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (FVME7)

========

"I'm not running for president. I'm leading a campaign for president."
-Hillary in about 4 months

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

344 I know I said I wouldn't run, but the people are begging me!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:54 AM (Wrs74)

345 Seems to me I saw something the other day about a very small portion of people having the exact opposite reaction to weed (extreme agitation, near frenzy.) It made me think of Pax and Reavers.

Speaking of Pax and Reavers, I saw that they've developed an aerosol version of the covid vax. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2022 10:54 AM (ZGrMX)

346
We had to stop calling our Computer On Wheels COWs because patients were offended thinking we were calling them fat.
Posted by: nurse ratched

So you called 'em HEIFERs -- HEuristic Information Filer to End Refiling -- right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2022 10:54 AM (pNxlR)

347 Dan Crenshaw is the political Black Rifle coffee.
Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (ZB6WQ)

I stopped buying that shit when they went political, so.....

You don't tell me your all 2nd amendment then ship money to the Biden campaign, then calling me an asshole for pointing it out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

348 We WERE going to indict, but Trump used legal loopholes and technicalities to avoid prosecution.

Where does that SOB get off using the law? Against us?

Posted by: Dept of Just Us at September 07, 2022 10:55 AM (nfrXX)

349 Everyone who wants to use drugs uses them. Laws do noting but create a black market. Which serves the governments purposes just fine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:55 AM (Wrs74)

350 Sarcasm?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (HJDAV)

No. I am serious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:56 AM (XIJ/X)

351 Wow just sounds stupid. So we say "computer cart thing"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:56 AM (Wrs74)

352 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (HJDAV)

I find the difference is people won't rob and murder to get their alcohol fix. And even though I don't agree with legalized weed , same can be said for that.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:56 AM (ZB6WQ)

353 349 Everyone who wants to use drugs uses them. Laws do noting but create a black market. Which serves the governments purposes just fine.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:55 AM (Wrs74)

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Ease of access is definitely a factor.

Not everyone knows a guy, so starting is harder in an environment of prohibition than just walking into the ABC of Weed and buying a joint.

It doesn't stop things, but it does seem to limit it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

354 Hummingbirds seem to like the Rose of Sharon on the side of my house.

same at my boyfriend's house. Meanwhile, at my house where they used to congregate, they don't anymore because their plants mysteriously went away.

but now they're coming back. The plants, that is

Posted by: kallisto at September 07, 2022 10:57 AM (dCxaZ)

355 You don't tell me your all 2nd amendment then ship money to the Biden campaign, then calling me an asshole for pointing it out.

Also, everyone and their mother has a coffee company now. Only King Harv pays Chuy to be cruel though.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2022 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)

356 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah this the comparison

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:57 AM (ZB6WQ)

357 Thus =this

F autocorrect

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (ZB6WQ)

358 Biden Is Sending Another $12 Billion To Ukraine

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You know, walking around money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (FVME7)

359
Photo at link.

https://bit.ly/3RmNJEv

You know, it won't be long before Hillary meets her maker.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 07, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)

17th Century is Medieval? could have fooled me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (C4a8Y)

360 Not everyone knows a guy, so starting is harder in an environment of prohibition than just walking into the ABC of Weed and buying a joint.

It doesn't stop things, but it does seem to limit it.

In much the same way that the Lock Picking Lawyer says most locks are really just to keep honest people honest.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (ZGrMX)

361 It doesn't stop things, but it does seem to limit it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Is that worth the price of border smuggling, neighborhood meth labs, gang violence and militarized police who use fear of drug houses to no knock grandma?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (Wrs74)

362 347 Dan Crenshaw is the political Black Rifle coffee.
Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:53 AM (ZB6WQ)

I stopped buying that shit when they went political, so.....

You don't tell me your all 2nd amendment then ship money to the Biden campaign, then calling me an asshole for pointing it out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

Reminds me of a movie where in the end, it was a minister that was controlling the religious side of things and also the illegal ventures; he wanted money both ways.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (ynpvh)

363 You know, it won't be long before Hillary meets her maker.

Mom and Dad await her in hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 07, 2022 10:59 AM (QSjkU)

364 No. I am serious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:56 AM (XIJ/X)

Hmmm, it is an interesting argument. I come down somewhere. I am not sure.

1) There was a great outcry for some sort of regulation back when due to societal issues with rampant drug use (opium dens, etc.) Reefer Madness was hyperbole, but the ideas or perceived harms that inspired it came from somewhere.

2) Drug enforcement has created a gigantic federal bureaucracy which has been subverted into being for it's own existence- just as ALL bureaucracies are.

How to square that circle? Fuck if I know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 11:00 AM (HJDAV)

365 357 Thus =this

F autocorrect

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (ZB6WQ)

Thought you wrote "Faucocorrect"...
In action, removes all indications of the harms of the VAX and references to Wuhan labs and GOF...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 11:00 AM (ynpvh)

366 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 07, 2022 11:00 AM (zZopm)

367 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 07, 2022 11:00 AM (HJDAV)

Good topic for a rant....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 11:01 AM (XIJ/X)

368
Reminds me of a movie where in the end, it was a minister that was controlling the religious side of things and also the illegal ventures; he wanted money both ways.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (ynpvh)

What's your point?

Posted by: Pope Francis at September 07, 2022 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

369 You know, it won't be long before Hillary meets her maker.

They said this morning on Fox that Hillary seems to be gearing up to run. Well, waddle.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2022 11:01 AM (ZGrMX)

370 War on drugs made Miami half way livable again. Only half way though.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2022 11:02 AM (ZB6WQ)

371 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (ynpvh)

It's hard to find any movie about ministers/priests since "Going My Way" with Bing Crosby where the minister is not a charlatan, a con artist, having an affair or molesting kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2022 11:03 AM (wvo9L)

372 287 Nobody on the face of this Earth was ever interested in looking at Hillary's fat ass.
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I DIDN'T INHALE!
Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (sWM8x)

Word.

Posted by: Oprahs minge at September 07, 2022 11:03 AM (PY2U4)

373 361 It doesn't stop things, but it does seem to limit it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Is that worth the price of border smuggling, neighborhood meth labs, gang violence and militarized police who use fear of drug houses to no knock grandma?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 07, 2022 10:58 AM (Wrs74)

========

Maybe it is. Let's watch Washington State and see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 07, 2022 11:03 AM (LvTSG)

374 286 Apparently the great constitutional scholar hasn't figured out that that was the point. Otherwise you wind up with 500 page constitutions like the Ewww's that attempt to micromanage everything.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2022 10:35 AM (4p7Em)

THIS. SO VERY MUCH THIS. It was intended to gut and hamstring the power of the government.

but without those 500 pages, how can we be assured that the yellow thing on the table in front of us is, in fact, a banana?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 07, 2022 11:04 AM (sGtp+)

375 Huh. Apparently minx beta wants me to say something more than just /sock. So I did.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 07, 2022 11:06 AM (nfrXX)

376 I wish the nonsense about marijuana being some magical drug that cures a host of ills would just go away.

They want to get high! That's why they fight for legalization!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2022 10:38 AM (XIJ/X)

This!

"Medical" marijuana is a delusion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 11:08 AM (C4a8Y)

377 Black Rifle Coffee always was political, they just got called out on their hypocrisy.
Fooling the rubes for monetary gain.

Grifters of the worst sort.

Posted by: Buddy at September 07, 2022 11:11 AM (FCbAQ)

378 Amon Carter Museum in Fort Worth TX owns a few of his paintings. His landscapes are nice too. Paintings of storms near the Atlantic Ocean are a common subject for him.
I love his paintings. Would hang!

Posted by: Glenn John at September 07, 2022 11:41 AM (HKku6)

379 I have a painting I love that must've been based on this artist's work. Thanks for posting this.

Posted by: venusvelvet at September 07, 2022 03:23 PM (CGwrk)

380 Most all Male Birds are better looking then the Females esecpt for the Jacanas, Phalaropes and Painted Snipe

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 07, 2022 06:22 PM (wGqjj)

381
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Posted by: Patricia Patel at September 07, 2022 11:20 PM (IZLC/)

382 Thɑnks for finaⅼly taⅼking about >Mid-Morning Art Thгead
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