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The Future Is Dumb: More Than One Third of Gen Z'ers Want To Be "Social Media Influencers" When They End Their School

Via John Sexton: Sure.

Can this be true?

More than one third want to be social media influencers, but surely they're not so stupid to actually plan on attempting a career as social media influencers, right?

Right. Don't be too alarmed. The percentage who actually plan careers as social media influencers is far, far lower than one third plan to become social media influencers as a career.

Only 27% plan to be social media influencers, in fact. Just a tiny fraction of Gen Z'ers think they'll be making their primary income from Insta and TikTok. Just a mere more-than-one-quarter.

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Perhaps even more shockingly, our study found that Gen Z males (20%) are more likely than females (13%) to believe that being a social media influencer is the only choice of career for them, with almost half of the males surveyed (49%) agree that being a social media influencer is a good career choice.

Overall over 1 in 4 Gen Z surveyed plan to become social media influencers, with 16% even claiming that they would pay to become one.

They would pay to become famous. Or even, " " " famous ." " "

In these trying times, this just isn't said enough: We're doomed.

...

According to the results of the study, nearly 1 in 4 Gen Z believe there should be social media influencer training in school, with 6% of Gen Z actively choosing not to go to college to become an influencer.

I'm not going to object to them seeing college as a poor deal, but I notice "work for a living" doesn't place on this list.


Results found that over 20% of Gen Z believe that the older generation doesn’t understand social media influencing, with just 8% of respondents claiming that their parents like them using social media. Nearly 1 in 4 Gen Z claimed that their parents follow them on social media, with almost 50% agreeing that their parents would prefer for them to go to college than become an influencer.

The study also found that 27% of Gen Z believe that their parents would be unsupportive of them becoming social media influencers, preferring for them to go to college (50.30%).


So Gen Z is around 72 million people, and... 27% of them, or about nineteen million of them, are going to be earning their income primarily through recommending make-up, bathing suits, deadlift variations, new memecoins and Marvel movies?

Okay!

Now get out there and really Be Somebody, Idiots!


Meanwhile, completely unrelated: elevated screen time usage by young people leads to psychological defects.


Tweens who spend more time on screens have a higher likelihood of developing disruptive behavior disorders, with social media having an especially strong influence, a new UC San Francisco-led study published today in the Journal of Child Psychology and Psychiatry found.


Social media use was most likely to be linked to conduct disorder, while other forms of screen use--such as watching videos and television, playing video games, and texting--were more likely to be associated with oppositional defiant disorder (ODD).

Conduct disorder is characterized by violating others' basic rights or societal rules with actions such as bullying, vandalism and stealing, while ODD is marked by a pattern of angry or irritable mood, argumentative or defiant behavior, and vindictiveness.

...

In another recent study, Nagata and colleagues found that adolescents are so attached to their phones--the main vehicle for screen time--that they report losing track of time when using their phone (47.5%) and will interrupt whatever they are doing when contacted by phone (31%).

...


The average amount of screen time was four hours per day, with the most time spent watching/streaming TV shows/movies (1.3 hours on average), playing video games (1.1 hours), and watching/streaming videos (1 hour).

In fact, four hours a day was a threshold, with time above four hours associated with a 69% higher prevalence of conduct disorder and a 46% higher prevalence of ODD.

Reposting from last week: Several girls here, who are college students at UCLA, do not know what the capital of the United States is.

In fact, one guesses that it's a trick question, and answers that the United States doesn't have a capital.

Smart girl.

She should drop out of college and become an influencer.

She should definitely drop out of college. She's as stupid as a stick of butter.


Posted by: Ace at 04:07 PM




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1 LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 30, 2022 03:07 PM (+eXoW)

2 social media influencer....is that like a crack whore?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:08 PM (bVYXr)

3 "Influence THIS!"

*grabs crotch*

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2022 03:08 PM (GqFvM)

4 Kill it.

Kill social media?

And get the search engines as well.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:08 PM (yHsuS)

5 Ironically, my dream career....playing video games for a living....could have been a valid at one point. I just had a good paying job at the time and hate video production/editing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM (V6f9+)

6 So, it's like wanting to be a movie star from the 1920s through the 2010s?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

7 Well I mean, its a "job" in which they go do fun stuff, involving their phone, and get paid for it and worshiped by fellow zoomers. what's not to like if you're shallow and phone-obsessed?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM (Ivdso)

8 Also Social Media is cancer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM (V6f9+)

9 no, we're not doomed, they are ... the tricky bit is gonna be not getting dragged into the abyss along with them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM (+eXoW)

10 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM (GqFvM)

11 will interrupt whatever they are doing when contacted by phone (31%).

The other 69% were lying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (Ivdso)

12 "How many stars are on the US Flag?"

"What's the most racist number? Probably 88. It's 88 stars."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

13 I still don't understand what a social media influencer is, unless it's some chick wearing skimpy outfits and there's no way no matter what influence someone tries to put on me that I will look like Paige the golfer lady.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (wvo9L)

14 >>>Only 27% plan to be social media influencers

Hoors. 27% plan to be hoors.

I'll dig up a market analysis I posted a while back. Some earn fantastically. Most earn about $200-300/month.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (yHsuS)

15 Fast food places need employees too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)

16 I plan not to work.

Posted by: Gen-Z Socialists at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (krQz2)

17 In all seriousness, it would be useful for Ace or Chuy or whomever to offer a college course on the difficulties of being an influencer. I realize that he isn't doing makeup tips or showing people what he had for dinner, but someone who has done the influencer thing, which he clearly is, would probably be able to direct them, starting with "don't do this!".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (/NCI4)

18 So, it's like wanting to be a movie star from the 1920s through the 2010s?

Sort of? But movie stars actually have to do stuff, memorize scripts, take direction. Social media influencers are pretty much just LOOK AT ME!!!! LOOK AT ME EATING LUNCH!!! LOOK AT MY NEW SKIRT!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (Ivdso)

19 She should definitely drop out of college. She's as stupid as a stick of butter.


On the other hand, she has kALifOR1A GUb0rner potential!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (sAmhv)

20 I guess being a pinball wizard is passe now. Not that I was ever any good, but with practice . . . who knows?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (4I/2K)

21 That OnlyFans Market Analysis.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9cvz5d

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (yHsuS)

22 The Future Is Dumb: More Than One Third of Gen Z'ers Want To Be "Social Media Influencers" When They End Their School
___

So more Idiocracy than we thought.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (jwDzO)

23 Laugh if you want, bitches.

I'M WORTH TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS.

Posted by: Lizzo at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (sWM8x)

24 My kitten has Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

(Of course, he's 6 months old, so there's that.)

We used to call it "disobeying our parents and teachers" or "earning a month's detention."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (J2vNu)

25 Humm. Doesn't that add up to 150+%?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (QSjkU)

26 12 "How many stars are on the US Flag?"

"What's the most racist number? Probably 88. It's 88 stars."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

That's not 14 words....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (V6f9+)

27 On the plus side, these people will not survive The Burning Times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (RkC6l)

28 But movie stars actually have to do stuff, memorize scripts, take direction take their clothes off, sleep with Harvey Weinstein .

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (/NCI4)

29
"Social media influencer" is the new "Event Planner."

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (yAoC9)

30 26 12 "How many stars are on the US Flag?"

"What's the most racist number? Probably 88. It's 88 stars."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

That's not 14 words....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (V6f9+)

=========

If I had tried really hard, I could have made it a haiku.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

31 Not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Miklos, AceMedia Influencer at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (LyVHa)

32 Many people believe that "influencers" can make a ton of money - some can. They also believe that it isn't a ton of work - it is. Of course, if you're a young, attractive female who is indiscriminate about your sexual partners...the sky's a limit...you know, for a little while and then your life is ruined but YOLO.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (1Z8zZ)

33 15 Fast food places need employees too.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)

For now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (V6f9+)

34 I follow a few YouTube content creators who have rather openly discussed some of the business side of it. I suspect they would laugh hysterically at these idiots (whose student loans we will all pay for). You literally have a better chance of making it in pro sports big time than you do as an "influencer" (and what a bullshit title THAT is).

Not one of these retards understand what it takes to succeed in that arena. Spoiler: WORK. And AN UNDERSTANDING OF ENTERPRISE ECONOMICS. Both of which, I would wager, are completely foreign to these nincompoops.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (OUMaO)

35 So, what did I miss?

Chuy no gusta "The Ryche"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)

36


It's okay. In 1939 42% of surveyed high school students said they wanted to do major in German arts and culture while 23% said they wanted to study Chinese outdoor recreation and health...

Posted by: Girl, pondering... at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (Z5oMf)

37 If I had tried really hard, I could have made it a haiku.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

I hear studying poetry makes you a better writer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (V6f9+)

38 Here's that Oberlin College/Gibson Bakery story from Legal Insurrection:

https://tinyurl.com/Oberlin-Enjoys-Anal



My apologies for the offensive tinyurl

Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (GqFvM)

39 32 Many people believe that "influencers" can make a ton of money - some can. They also believe that it isn't a ton of work - it is. Of course, if you're a young, attractive female who is indiscriminate about your sexual partners...the sky's a limit...you know, for a little while and then your life is ruined but YOLO.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (1Z8zZ)

========

PewPewDie has a seven figure income.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

40 That's gonna lead to a bunch of porn "stars" instead

Posted by: NCKate at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (2oJif)

41 Groomers are influencers....

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:13 PM (krQz2)

42 Most of these idiots are unemployable and dumb as a stump.

If it weren't for their parents paying their bills they could not survive in today's economy.

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2022 03:13 PM (kweYR)

43 I bet if you asked the UCLA girls how many dicks their roommates can fit in their mouths, they'd know.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 30, 2022 03:13 PM (z7wN2)

44 37 If I had tried really hard, I could have made it a haiku.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

I hear studying poetry makes you a better writer.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (V6f9+)

========

I studied under Nikki Giovanni. So...it probably explains why my writing sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

45 >>Humm. Doesn't that add up to 150+%?

Well it's a big generation.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

46 35 So, what did I miss?

Chuy no gusta "The Ryche"?
Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)

It's sad but cruel...he also no gusta calls to shoot people, fictional or otherwise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:13 PM (V6f9+)

47
She's as stupid as a stick of butter.


Now now. A stick of butter is smart enough to be delicious...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (n+4am)

48 I think this is teenage leg pulling.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (yQpMk)

49 There's this chick I watch on YouTube that sometimes posts videos of wannabe "influencers" trying to get free shit from stores and restaurants based on how many followers they have.

It's pretty funny. Her name is Charlotte Dobre and she's a riot. (Not bad lookin either.)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (UuD2k)

50 So, like do I look better in this skimpy outfit without a bra or with a bra? Please leave your comments below and remember to Like, Suscribe, and hit that notification bell. *lists all other platforms where I'm active*

Posted by: Social Media Influencer, age 19 - 69 at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (4I/2K)

51 They would pay to become famous. Or even, " " " famous ." " "

Guess they've never seen the many, many famous people who say that being famous mostly sucks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (1Z8zZ)

52 Only 27% plan to be social media influencers, in fact. Just a tiny fraction of Gen Z'ers think they'll be making their primary income from Insta and TikTok. Just a mere more-than-one-quarter.

__

So "aspiring social media influencer, just about to turn their life around" to be the new thing?

Though in fairness, there are more than a few aspiring social media influencers who die in the attempt as well.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (Tlfom)

53 Meh. "Social media influencer" is kid-talk for "famous". Most kids want to be famous.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (g1EEm)

54 Older generations don't "understand social media influencing" because it's fucking stupid, you silly vapid twats.
Go forth, Gen Z, I can't wait until you all have to box kangaroos to make money.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (tRd71)

55 I guess being a pinball wizard is passe now. Not that I was ever any good, but with practice . . . who knows?
Posted by: Count de Monet

It's not the money that counts, it's who counts the monet

Posted by: stuff Sun Tzu or Thomas Jefferson said at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (LyVHa)

56
I know a lot of You People buying into it, but I believe 90% of "autism" and "asperbergers" is over-diagnosed bullshit.

The "spectrum" is bullshit.

Guess what?

We're ALL on the "spectrum."

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (yAoC9)

57 My youngest child is on her second day of college. She sent me her answer to her first homework question.
List 3 challenges the world faces that concern you the most
Lack of ethics/Corruption
Ambiguous disregard of current circumstances
Social Media

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (sI15f)

58
If I really try
I can make this post haiku
But no one will care

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (krQz2)

59 56 Guess what?

We're ALL on the "spectrum."
Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (yAoC9)

========

That's why they made it a spectrum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

60 Most of these idiots are unemployable and dumb as a stump.

If it weren't for their parents paying their bills they could not survive in today's economy.

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2022 03:13 PM


Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too!

Posted by: Judge Smails at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (RkC6l)

61 It's just a different version of the dream of going to Hollywood be an actor...fame, glam, fortune. Many are seduced by it, not many actually achieve it.

Posted by: Helvetica Calibri at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (eQcSv)

62 I remember when I wanted to grow up to be just like John Glenn or Roy Rogers. But I was six.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (sWM8x)

63 Got in an argument with an old acquaintance on facebutt, as ya do. She's getting a masters ... she and her friends were incredibly dull but good at throwing phrases they had heard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (44ww/)

64 That OnlyFans Market Analysis

Interesting data. Basically its like anything: a tiny number enjoy huge success, the majority get almost nothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

65 Back in my day, everybody dreamed of becoming a rock star or a hollywood actor. Later they all wanted to be dot com entrepreneurs. It's just a reflection of the generation.

Posted by: WillowViney at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (d3MA1)

66 First one that figures out people will watch him getting hit in the nuts will be a billionaire.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (UuD2k)

67 Gen Z males (20%) are more likely than females (13%) to believe that being a social media influencer is the only choice of career for them

They've been told their entire lives that men are terrible and The Future Is Female, so of course they're basically dropping out of society. All is proceeding as Klaus Schwab has foreseen.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (zm+d5)

68 As ling as corps pay them, they will do it. My guess is out if 30 % who intend to and tru, very small percentage will end up making any money from it.

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (9jT0b)

69 I know a lot of You People buying into it, but I believe 90% of "autism" and "asperbergers" is over-diagnosed bullshit.


Yeah. The autism thing they keep redefining until it fits everyone but Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

70 Let me see, parents can encourage kids to get out, run around in the sun, and generally do stuff which helps their body or, parents can put their kids in front of an electronic tether and have them do nothing.

Then, when the electronic tether has destroyed their kids, mentally and physically, rather than patents kicking their kids outside, making them run around and do stuff outside which will improve their mental and physical outlook, parents, instead, drag them to a surgeon?

But, hey, I'm by no means a medical expert, so, take what I say with a grain of salt.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 01:17 PM (5pTK/)

--------

I posted this earlier. I'm not sure I like the idea of knowing where ace is going before he actually gets there.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (5pTK/)

71 "this just isn't said enough: We're doomed."

Here's a guy who said that 12 years ago:
https://tinyurl.com/4ez4bx9b

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (qpX6U)

72 20 I guess being a pinball wizard is passe now. Not that I was ever any good, but with practice . . . who knows?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Genetics. You have to be born with naturally supple wrists.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (g1EEm)

73 So, Vice-President material.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (khYUy)

74 We're ALL on the "spectrum."
Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (yAoC9)

Only a person with autism would point that out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (44ww/)

75 Ruby Rhod is their heromodel

Posted by: Thomas Anderson at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (fy2rL)

76 Only 27% plan to be social media influencers

Hoors. 27% plan to be hoors.

I'll dig up a market analysis I posted a while back. Some earn fantastically. Most earn about $200-300/month.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:10 PM


I knew a stripper back in Connecticut who paid her way through Connecticut College by taking her clothes off dancing on a pole and getting paid for it. She did 4 years there and walked away with a BA degree and zero college debt. CC is one of the most expensive private Colleges in the US.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (bVYXr)

77 Seeing as how we're all 29 here I feel comfortable saying this. These same kids will be the ones taking selfies while "caring" for us in our dotage. Probably stealing stuff from our houses because they feel like they're not being paid enough

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (flINI)

78 I watch a lot of woodworking videos and these are guys that have spent years building their channels. People really don't understand the time, dedication and skills it takes to actually make decent content that people want to watch.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (KbCG3)

79 Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

It's the only place except AOSHQ that we're all still 29...

Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (+Cgut)

80 I was just talking to a guy who has a friend who bought a one-way ticket to Costa Rica.
What would be the best country for a person who mostly just want to be left alone?

Posted by: Jack Begley at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (VdGjU)

81 You get a Tik Tok account, and you get a Tik Tok Acount, and you get a Tik Tok account...

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (TNyrE)

82 Gen Z will take over soon enough, as the old timers of the Greatest Generation shed their mortal coil.

Like Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: neurosis of the liver at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (48d9R)

83 I guess influencer is the New DJ.

DJ was the preferred career path for stupid teens several years ago.

SPOILER: None of them became successful DJs or DJs at all. They just laid around and smoked a lot of dope.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (5NkmN)

84 Ironically, my dream career....playing video games for a living....could have been a valid at one point. I just had a good paying job at the time and hate video production/editing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM (V6f9+)



Yeah, Boy928 wanted to be a video gamer when he was a teen.

It didn't work out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (yQpMk)

85 Anecdotal, but my wife taught kindergarten, and "Youtuber" was the number one career goal every year, well over the usuals like astronaut or fireman.

Posted by: brak at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (j5Tg0)

86 It's just a different version of the dream of going to Hollywood be an actor...fame, glam, fortune. Many are seduced by it, not many actually achieve it.

True, but there's always the NBA and NFL to make living.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (/NCI4)

87
Go forth, Gen Z, I can't wait until you all have to box kangaroos to make money.
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (tRd71)

Crikey, somebody's got to box them! These 'roos don't ship themselves, mate.

Posted by: Kangaroo Boxer at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (uaLxw)

88 I want to be a social media influencer influencer.

If social media influencers are paid by ad revenue, i can imagine an economy where social media influencers all watch each others content and generate revenue for each other. Kind of like an old web ring.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (Wrs74)

89 "We're ALL on the "spectrum.""

The spectrum is on me.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (qpX6U)

90 I think ACE is fine with Queensryche, what he doesn't like is people making direct, specific death threats against people on his blog.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (Ivdso)

91 Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (sI15f)

That was her answer or yours. If either, good for you both.
What class was that

My son is in agricultural studies, Today he has Weed science. (Not "Cannabis" but he was that too) and "Soils" I hope they've not asking those kinds of questions in those classes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (wvo9L)

92 On the plus side, these people will not survive The Burning Times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Gotta stock the Strategic Long Pig Reserve somehow.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (OUMaO)

93 So these assholes will go to college, and make us pay their loans so they can become influencers? F you, bruh!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (XSRBF)

94 If Bullying is a Disorder...

what of Cruelty?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (eL9Ek)

95
They want to be influencers.

But only fans will care.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (krQz2)

96 Four hours a day? I dont believe that for a second. Between staring at a screen all day at work and using my phone I have to have at least 12 hours a day of screen time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (P8jKK)

97 First one that figures out people will watch him getting hit in the nuts will be a billionaire.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Scott Sterling is a Legend, man.

Posted by: stuff Sun Tzu or Miklos said at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (LyVHa)

98 Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

It's the only place except AOSHQ that we're all still 29...
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (+Cgut)



Sammich needs googly eyes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (yQpMk)

99 I dismissed the social media influencer craze but now have 115 followers on the Twatter and am rolling in cheddar, bitches! Who wants a private jet ride?

Posted by: Squid at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (GCQcp)

100 The only thing lower than a social media influencer is a "current events blogger".

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (SoKAk)

101 I know a lot of You People buying into it, but I believe 90% of "autism" and "asperbergers" is over-diagnosed bullshit.

The "spectrum" is bullshit.

Guess what?

We're ALL on the "spectrum."

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (yAoC9)

That was a thing back in the early aughts; had a friend whose girlfriend was in the program with one of the preeminent "researchers" in the field of putting everything on the spectrum. Led to some funny conversations when it became clear I wasn't buying what she was selling.

Oh and same institution as fake tranny-sadz cures and covid modelling data.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (yHsuS)

102 They want to be influencers.

But only fans will care.


They want to be successful YouTubers.

They'll settle for OnlyFans.

They'll get Chaturbate.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (zm+d5)

103 Are Gen Z able to feed themselves? Do they know how to obtain food on their own?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (z7wN2)

104 C is one of the most expensive private Colleges in the US.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (bVYXr)

It's true. I lived near it for 3+ years and I never met anyone that went there. So you know they don't associate with the riffraff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (UuD2k)

105 >>On the plus side, these people will not survive The Burning Times.


The Hot Chicks will.

Nobody expects them to pull their weight. Diminutive as it is...but, they'll get by.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (eL9Ek)

106 5 Ironically, my dream career....playing video games for a living....could have been a valid at one point. I just had a good paying job at the time and hate video production/editing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM (V6f9+)

^^My daughter follows some SIMS players and I have watched them with her. In some ways I can see the appeal - get paid to do what you love to do! but especially in the age of cancel culture I know that I don't have a future in it. I wouldn't have any rainbow content during Pride month and they'd figure me out...

Posted by: Iris at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (NaH5I)

107 UCLA's admission rate is 14%.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (rJ48h)

108 90 I think ACE is fine with Queensryche, what he doesn't like is people making direct, specific death threats against people on his blog.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (Ivdso)

Real OR implied.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (QSjkU)

109 By the way, there's woodworking channel I ran across, guy was basically doing an "I'm a beginner and let's figure out some projects" type of deal.

The goal of the host was to build up an Instagram and Youtube following big enough to quit his day job.

Yeah, he lost 50% of his income, overnight, because he was banned from instagram for human exploitation. And there was no appeal. No phone number to call, not person to interact with. Just gone.

So, yeah, you would be "social media influencers" let us know how it works out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (5pTK/)

110 I knew a stripper back in Connecticut who paid her way through Connecticut College by taking her clothes off dancing on a pole and getting paid for it.

Supposedly, stripping pays really well and like wait staff, the estimated tax they are supposed to pay is not nearly as much as they earn.

So if you don't blow it all on drugs, boob jobs, tats, and sleazy boyfriends, yeah you probably can earn enough to pay for college.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (Ivdso)

111 So these assholes will go to college, and make us pay their loans so they can become influencers? F you, bruh!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

For every 10 students referred, a lucrative Adjunct Professorship is YOURS

Posted by: University of Miklos at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (LyVHa)

112 I was just talking to a guy who has a friend who bought a one-way ticket to Costa Rica.
What would be the best country for a person who mostly just want to be left alone?
Posted by: Jack Begley at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (VdGjU)

***

Costa Rica is good. In Belize they speak english and the coast is breath-taking

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (flINI)

113 It's just a different version of the dream of going to Hollywood be an actor...fame, glam, fortune. Many are seduced by it, not many actually achieve it.
Posted by: Helvetica Calibri at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (eQcSv)

LA is a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star
Weeks turn into years, how quick they pass
And all the stars that never were
Are parking cars and pumping gas...

Posted by: Hal David And Burt Bacharach at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (kweYR)

114 Humm. Doesn't that add up to 150+%?

Ixnay on the Athmay.

Somebody is already a little cranky today. No need to rile him up even more.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (Vu7A1)

115 Social media influencer is the Gen Z version of millennial's "I want to be a CoD pro"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (hcjGk)

116 The Future Is Dumb: More Than One Third of Gen Z'ers Want To Be "Social Media Influencers" When They End Their School


GenZ isn't hirable I gather? So, I'm still on pace to retire 4 years after I'm dead! Thanks, GenZ!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (sAmhv)

117 If Bullying is a Disorder...

what of Cruelty?
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM


A talent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (RkC6l)

118 https://ace.mu.nu/archives/061362.php

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (yQpMk)

119 St. Louis, this past weekend, had its Festival of Nations, after a two-year hiatus.

Huge crowd turned out. Mostly kids from Wash U and SLU, and "surprisingly", a lot of afghan families (both groups had their share of mask-wearers).

I mentioned to Ex-Ex that the latter group is gonna feed on the former.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (jwDzO)

120 "Ruby Rhod is their heromodel"

If you ever spot a Ruba Rombic at a garage sale, grab it. Highly valued collectible.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (qpX6U)

121
Youtubers, who are just a bunch of regular jerkoffs, can make a living off of 150K subscribers are doing so because people are sick of TV and movies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (yAoC9)

122 Sammich needs googly eyes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (yQpMk)

Needs to be in my belly...right now!

Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (+Cgut)

123 >>>UCLA's admission rate is 14%.

Posted by: mr tmz


Thought I saw an article saying this is the lowest attendance of college in years. If so, that's a good thing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (XSRBF)

124 >List 3 challenges the world faces that concern you the most
Lack of ethics/Corruption
Ambiguous disregard of current circumstances
Social Media

Those are solid answers. I'm sure many of them wrote climate change and patriarchy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (44ww/)

125 Wait?---We're all on a speculum?

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (krQz2)

126 In another recent study, Nagata and colleagues found that adolescents are so attached to their phones--the main vehicle for screen time--that they report losing track of time when using their phone


Pffffft. Call of Duty.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (piaw5)

127 I know a lot of You People buying into it, but I believe 90% of "autism" and "asperbergers" is over-diagnosed bullshit.


Yeah. The autism thing they keep redefining until it fits everyone but Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:16 PM (Ivdso)

Yes, they call it "on the spectrum". Well you know what is also on the spectrum - not having it at all. Its way over on one side, but its there. Everything is on the spectrum.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (eoQWY)

128 One of the easiest ways to bust a criminal is to look up their social media posts. The information provided would amaze you. You might just have one suspect out of four you're looking for. Pull up the suspects Facebook page and he's got photos of all his homies ready to printout to use in a photo lineup.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (CqUXU)

129 Cell phones ruined learning, imho.
No one needs to know anything, they just look it up.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, recharging at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (jTmQV)

130 Not surprised they all want to be stars

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (k8B25)

131 How do these "influencers" make money?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (nxdel)

132 94 If Bullying is a Disorder...

what of Cruelty?
Posted by: garrett


The oft-overlooked eighth heavenly virtue.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (g1EEm)

133 Costa Rica doesn't have an army, but according to an El Salvadoran friend, they have the best secret police in Central America.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (yQpMk)

134
So, it's like wanting to be a movie star from the 1920s through the 2010s?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Or being the author of a great American novel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (63Dwl)

135 History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

Same thing happened with all the kids from the 80's/90's who were going to be in a band.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (AjL/0)

136 I do wonder about people who manage to monetize their social media for stuff like travel (who wouldn't want to have free travel!!!). What will they do if the gig ever fails?

Posted by: Iris at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (NaH5I)

137 Genetics. You have to be born with naturally supple wrists.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (g1EEm)

Well, lost out on that. Maybe I can suddenly go deaf, dumb, and blind as a result of some hysterical trauma to compensate.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (4I/2K)

138 91 Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:15 PM (sI15f)

That was her answer or yours. If either, good for you both.
What class was that

My son is in agricultural studies, Today he has Weed science. (Not "Cannabis" but he was that too) and "Soils" I hope they've not asking those kinds of questions in those classes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (wvo9L)

That was her answer. I had to giggle at "Ambiguous disregard" - I think she means flagrant disregard or something along those lines. She went on to describe how she feels Christian morals would solve those issues. It was religious history class.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (sI15f)

139 Think about the narcissism that underlies "my opinion is so valuable, people will pay me for it." Because they've marinated in 12 years of what they are is important, not what they do or achieve.

But, there is another component: So much of current entertainment enforces the lie that life is supposed to be fun.
The toxic stew of social media that gives micro-highs for "likes" forces them to lie about how great their life is, how much fun they're having.

You'll own nothing and be happy-- they are already primed to accept that. Just give me another dose for my dancing TicTok video.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (Zf0+a)

140 I do know someone, one of the kiddos friends, who has a career playing video games.
It's some kind of game team that goes around the world playing tournaments.
Pay's not great but he travels free all around the world.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (5NkmN)

141 131 How do these "influencers" make money?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (nxdel)

=========

Ad revenue from views on things like YouTube, also direct payments from advertising agencies to hock products.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

142 >>>UCLA's admission rate is 14%.

Posted by: mr tmz


Thought I saw an article saying this is the lowest attendance of college in years. If so, that's a good thing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (XSRBF)

Sure, they reject a lot of people that toss up 100 or so college admissions. But if you are a foreign agent whose fatcat dad will pay full ride you sweep right in.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (eoQWY)

143 >>>List 3 challenges the world faces that concern you the most


How do we kill all of these Utiilitarians?

What do we do with the bodies?

What's for Dinner?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (eL9Ek)

144 Mind you when the Internet goes belly-up because either EMP fries it all or Google takes it all down with it, that entire field will go straight down the drain.

Assumptions, all about yer assumptions.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (OUMaO)

145 How do these "influencers" make money?
Posted by: Jewells45


They influence people to buy things. The people that sell those things pay them to do that.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (g1EEm)

146 How do these "influencers" make money?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (nxdel)
---
Selling you crap.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (krQz2)

147 It's not the money that counts, it's who counts the monet
Posted by: stuff Sun Tzu or Thomas Jefferson said at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (LyVHa)

'zactly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (4I/2K)

148 If they can support themselves (and a family?) on Social Media, more power to them.
I hope they don't go to college so they can avoid that debt trap.

Other professions:
What do you call a musician with a mortgage?
An optimist.
What is the difference between a musician and a 16" pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
What do you call a musician who can throw his guitar across a room in to the trash can?
A musician with perfect pitch!


Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (AVBXd)

149 Clarifying the liberal institution's replacement of
America’s constitutional republic.

https://bit.ly/3wG3TjT

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (AfYvi)

150 Cell phones ruined learning, imho.
No one needs to know anything, they just look it up.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
___

My granddaughters, soon to be seven and nine, are both reading at a high school level.

No tv, no computers or smartphones, just books, dry erase board, chalkboard, and learning to play various musical instruments, hunt, gather, tan hides, etc.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (jwDzO)

151 Boswell - I just want to thank you for my updated image. It more truly reflects the way I want to be seen.

Not that it looks anything like me but that's a minor detail.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

152
Watch this:

Ace, Sponge has Autism.
Not his fault. Correct your mistake.

See?
That's how the world works, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (yAoC9)

153 My son is in agricultural studies, Today he has Weed science. (Not "Cannabis" but he was that too) and "Soils" I hope they've not asking those kinds of questions in those classes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2022 03:18 PM (wvo9L)

I'm sure he will get the climate change treatment.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (sI15f)

154 Ad revenue from views on things like YouTube, also direct payments from advertising agencies to hock products.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

The big enough channels have branded merchandise they sell.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (hcjGk)

155 Genetics. You have to be born with naturally supple wrists.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM (g1EEm)
---
A good sense of smell is also important.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (krQz2)

156 So their career choices will be barista or stripper.

I guess porn star or whore are options too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (5p7BC)

157 Learning the latin names of plants.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (jwDzO)

158 There are people on Ewetoob with mad skilz. I like to watch people in the third world make impossible repairs on heavy equipment with minimal tools and maximum skill. I have seen diesel cranks repaired with a lathe and a stick welder. I have seen giant earthmover tires with a hole you could put your fist through repaired. Some of those guys are just incredible. Not because they want to be, but because they have to be.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (QSjkU)

159 How do these "influencers" make money?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (nxdel)

=========

Ad revenue from views on things like YouTube, also direct payments from advertising agencies to hock products.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

And there's OnlyFans and Patreon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (V6f9+)

160 The stupid will always be with us. I still think about my nail girl, graduated from high school, some college.

asked me why "they planned the earthquake for today?" I asked her so you think someone made the earthquake and she said yes, I assume she thought the government made earthquakes like the Diablo drills.

My response was please don't vote.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (/p0pw)

161 Does it pay well? You don't really have to know anything or work hard do you?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (C1rbv)

162 Ad revenue from views on things like YouTube, also direct payments from advertising agencies to hock products.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

I hock chiniks online

Posted by: Kevin at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (us2H3)

163 Social Media should be regulated as an addictive substance like booze, cigarettes and gambling. 21 or older to use social media.

Online alcohol and tobacco sales do this, social media can as well. This would have the consequence of destroying anonymity - essentially, everyone would be verified (kind of like what Musk wanted) - and would also probably reduce demand for the product. I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (WWh8n)

164 Costa Rica can suck a dick.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (z7wN2)

165 157 Learning the latin names of plants.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (jwDzO)

Why, it's not like they respond to them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (UuD2k)

166 How much of this was "This is a stupid survey. They deserve stupid responses"

Posted by: Chuck C at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (xttsV)

167 They'll be too busy scrounging for the bits of food they can find, or perhaps whoring themselves out for a bite to eat within a few years, so it's all good.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (jubwE)

168 Youtubers, who are just a bunch of regular jerkoffs, can make a living off of 150K subscribers are doing so because people are sick of TV and movies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (yAoC9)

Who *isn't* a regular jerkoff? Pedowood cunts who can read off a page?

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (SoKAk)

169 Isn't Ace a classic media influencer, monetizing his random thoughts to make a living?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

170 23 Laugh if you want, bitches.

I'M WORTH TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS.
Posted by: Lizzo at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (sWM8x)

--------
Well, you certainly have a lot of pull.

Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (VJsqe)

171 How do these "influencers" make money?

Posted by: Jewells45


By some combination of ad revenue (a tiny slice, the platform takes most of it) and direct contributions through multiple platforms. It's got to be one of the most utterly fucked up and exploitative business models I've ever seen this side of prostitution and other sex work.

Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (OUMaO)

172 Arcade Fire "Creature Comfort" 10 million views on YouTube.

"Saying God, please make me famous. If You can't, please make it painless."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (Zf0+a)

173 I thought I saw that The Air Force Academy had its lowest application rate in decades, and that qualified applicants to slots available were almost one to one. Run roh Shaggy.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (AaLDK)

174 Well, lost out on that.

Maybe I can suddenly go deaf, dumb, and blind as a result of some hysterical trauma to compensate.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Then you could play some mean pinball!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (piaw5)

175 Social media "influencer" is like being a life coach, only for large groups.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (kXYt5)

176 One of the easiest ways to bust a criminal is to look up their social media posts. The information provided would amaze you. You might just have one suspect out of four you're looking for. Pull up the suspects Facebook page and he's got photos of all his homies ready to printout to use in a photo lineup.
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:22 PM (CqUXU)
------------

I have a nephew who's a cop. They set up bogus online accounts all the time to catch bad guys. Usual drill busty chick, "do you wanna meet?" kind of deal. Even more hilarious, guy has several warrants out on him, takes a selfie with a street sign in the background, cops notice the picture isn't that old and they roll a regular black & white up on the perp and make it look like a traffic stop rather than arrest for outstanding warrant.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (5pTK/)

177 Huh.. maybe I should try to be an influncer. God knows everything else I've tried has been an epic fail. What product could I hock?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (nxdel)

178 I do wonder about people who manage to monetize their social media for stuff like travel (who wouldn't want to have free travel!!!). What will they do if the gig ever fails?

Posted by: Iris at August 30, 2022 03:23 PM (NaH5I)

There was a talented young lady in Australia who ran a comedy blog "Community Channel" on Youtube and did skits where she played all the parts. At one point she was the #1 or #2 most followed site in the nation there. She's pretty much gone on to commercial work but I imagine she got a big nest egg in the process, as this was before YT crushed out the regular folk.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

179 I'm sure he will get the climate change treatment.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (sI15f)

He may very well but I'm hoping he will be immune from it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (wvo9L)

180 147 It's not the money that counts, it's who counts the monet
Posted by: stuff Sun Tzu or Thomas Jefferson said at August 30, 2022 03:14 PM (LyVHa)
----------------

We knew that before you were born.

Posted by: The Accountants LLC, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (AfYvi)

181 159 And there's OnlyFans and Patreon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (V6f9+)

==========

In the first year of RLM being on Patreon, you could see how much money they were bringing in per month (they now just show number of donors).

It was around $40,000 a month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

182 Don't you need balloon tits, fish lips and Brazilian ass to be an influencer?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (/Drr3)

183 >>>List 3 challenges the world faces that concern you the most

who just pharted?

is there any ValueRite left?

what's for dinner?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (MrZQl)

184 I know a couple of "influencers". They started out by just sharing on video things they enjoy doing with no intention of reaching a wide audience. But they did, and yes, they're making a very good living from it.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (BdMk6)

185 169 Isn't Ace a classic media influencer, monetizing his random thoughts to make a living?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Classic ace is certainly the best ace. New ace sucked there for awhile.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (z7wN2)

186 By some combination of ad revenue (a tiny slice, the platform takes most of it) and direct contributions through multiple platforms. It's got to be one of the most utterly fucked up and exploitative business models I've ever seen this side of prostitution and other sex work.
Posted by: Brother Tim...as the man said, the die is cast at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (OUMaO)
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Also direct sponsorship in some cases. "This video is brought to you by {company name}."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (WWh8n)

187 Why, it's not like they respond to them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
___

True, but they wanted to learn Latin, so...

Mom is learning also.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (jwDzO)

188 Ace, Sponge has Autism.
Not his fault. Correct your mistake.

See?
That's how the world works, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:24 PM (yAoC9)
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As a minority, human sponges would be a circumspect group.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (krQz2)

189 But what about "aspiring rappers?"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

190 Idiocracy is supposed to be a warning, like 1984.

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is not our future; he's current.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (JOtiF)

191 "What would be the best country for a person who mostly just want to be left alone?"

I'd say Tahiti. They barely have a functioning government.
Of course, it used to be French, I'm not even sure France wants it.
You can buy a whole island, of which there are thousands.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, recharging at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (jTmQV)

192 I'm stuck in a waiting room and forgot my headphones. This is the first TV I've seen in ages. Poison. Seems designed specifically to "influence" and "control" women.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (SoKAk)

193 >>Does it pay well?


I think Sarah makes more, working from home.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (eL9Ek)

194 Ive been the smartest guy in the room for most of my life. Its been hell. As I age I strive to be stupid. Thats why I always read Joe Bidenx postings

Posted by: Regular joe at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (nnp+f)

195

>>>Ad revenue from views on things like YouTube, also direct payments from advertising agencies to hock products.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

And the "livestreams."
Tim Pool gets 35K idiots to view his weekly livestreams and some will pay $50+ to "superchat" him and he'll read it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (yAoC9)

196 Isn't Ace a classic media influencer, monetizing his random thoughts to make a living?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

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Is he hawking mugs and t-shirts?

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (krQz2)

197 I was crushed to learn that all those 'two guys go out in the woods and build a palace' in the Philippines on YT are fake.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (yQpMk)

198 156 So their career choices will be barista or stripper.

I guess porn star or whore are options too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


Actually, some of these gals might be too dumb for those careers.
Baristas have to be able to deal with money and follow the directions to operate the machine. Whores have to be bright enough to fake an orgasm.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (+lVUW)

199 Huh.. maybe I should try to be an influncer. God knows everything else I've tried has been an epic fail. What product could I hock?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (nxdel)
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Uhhh, aren't you a jewelry craftsman? Seems like an obvious place to start

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (WWh8n)

200 I'M WORTH TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS.
Posted by: Lizzo at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (sWM8x)


Well when the burning times come you can live off your own fat for a few years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (nxdel)

201 "Learning the latin names of plants.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (jwDzO)

Why, it's not like they respond to them."

Sometimes the latin epithet is prettier than the common name. For example, 'fucking bindweed' is 'Convolvulus' in latin, which translates to "farmer's best friend."

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (qpX6U)

202 Most of these idiots are unemployable and dumb as a stump.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 30, 2022 03:13 PM (kweYR)

Jeeze, I'm right here!

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (Tlfom)

203 190 Idiocracy is supposed to be a warning, like 1984.

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is not our future; he's current.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (JOtiF)

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Personally, I'm looking forward to Ass 2: The Shits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

204 I've known we're doomed for a while now.

From my interaction with Gen Z, I've decided that the best of them are still quite intelligent, ambitious, hard-working -- maybe more promising, in some ways, than the best of previous generations.

But the distribution is now skewed with Gen Z -- the left tail is much thicker than the right, and the center of the curve has moved left (where left represents low IQ and sloth.)

And even the brightest of the lot, while possessing high native intelligence, tends to be poorly educated compared even to my generation (not that far back -- I graduated high school in 1984.)

I fear that I might live long enough to see the fields irrigated with Brawndo, the Thirst Annihilator.

Posted by: Pastafarian at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (JKwSi)

205 I dismissed the social media influencer craze but now have 115 followers on the Twatter and am rolling in cheddar, bitches! Who wants a private jet ride?

Posted by: Squid at August 30, 2022 03:19 PM (GCQcp)

I have 5.7K views on my Little League pics, and now I am beating off bitches with a stick.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (yHsuS)

206 I'm not sure but I think the days of starting a business on a shoestring days are gone

unless it's on the internets

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (us2H3)

207 I knew a stripper back in Connecticut who paid her way through Connecticut College by taking her clothes off dancing on a pole and getting paid for it.

Supposedly, stripping pays really well and like wait staff, the estimated tax they are supposed to pay is not nearly as much as they earn.

So if you don't blow it all on drugs, boob jobs, tats, and sleazy boyfriends, yeah you probably can earn enough to pay for college.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:20 PM (Ivdso)

I've known a number of dancers that had the intention to go and graduate from college but the money was so good they got side-tracked and got caught up in the business. The nasty part of the business,

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (CqUXU)

208 "influencers" are often given items as well: wear this and show it off!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (Ivdso)

209 Uhhh, aren't you a jewelry craftsman? Seems like an obvious place to start

I hate being on camera so influencer isn't such a good idea.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (nxdel)

210 Costa Rica is good. In Belize they speak english and the coast is breath-taking
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (flINI)

Stay out of the capitol, though. Rough place.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (V6f9+)

211 Huh.. maybe I should try to be an influncer. God knows everything else I've tried has been an epic fail. What product could I hock?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM (nxdel)

I have enjoyed viewing people who make Edwardian clothing or who duplicate hairstyles from Ancient Rome and showed how they did it and gave commentary and shared their passion.

Aren't you the one who sells jewelry/rosaries? You'd have to learn video editing...

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (eoQWY)

212
Scott Sterling is a Legend, man.
Posted by: stuff Sun Tzu or Miklos


Scott Sterling and his Face Of Steel

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (n+4am)

213 >>> 165 157 Learning the latin names of plants.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (jwDzO)

Why, it's not like they respond to them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (UuD2k)

So they're like cats?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (llON8)

214 35 So, what did I miss?

Chuy no gusta "The Ryche"?
Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:12 PM (krQz2)

Well, there are only so many times you can hear "Silent Lucidity" before you hit your breaking point.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (Tlfom)

215 Time to invest in OnlyFans.

Or a cabin somewhere FARRRRRRRRRRRRR off the grid.

Posted by: The_Hoser at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (7+4Wi)

216 I'M WORTH TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS.
Posted by: Lizzo at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM (sWM8x)

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Well, you certainly have a lot of pull.
Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 03:26 PM


That's gravity. Not the same thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (RkC6l)

217 >>Well, you certainly have a lot of pull.


Gravitational Influence is STILL influence!

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (eL9Ek)

218 I hate being on camera so influencer isn't such a good idea.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (nxdel)
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Get some nice white gloves and make your shtick that you hand-model everything create an aura of mystery...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (WWh8n)

219 'Influencer' is just the new name for creating a brand, creating buzz for it, and monetizing it.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (qpX6U)

220 >>>Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

wow those are very nice.

Posted by: Chuy at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (B3oWe)

221 But what about "aspiring rappers?"
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

***

Most don't make it to 25

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (flINI)

222 157 Learning the latin names of plants.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:25 PM (jwDzO)

Ahem. It's Latinx, hater.

Posted by: AoC at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (Tlfom)

223 Whores have to be bright enough to fake an orgasm.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (+lVUW)

the hell you say !!

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (us2H3)

224 Ironically, my dream career....playing video games for a living....could have been a valid at one point. I just had a good paying job at the time and hate video production/editing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:09 PM


Our son used to play Magic the Gathering (MTG) card game and would travel all over the Country and Canada to play in money tournaments. He made enough to make a living for quite a few years. It can work if you are good enough.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (bVYXr)

225 Uhhh, aren't you a jewelry craftsman? Seems like an obvious place to start

I hate being on camera so influencer isn't such a good idea.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:29 PM (nxdel)

Some crafters don't show themselves or only minimally, just focus on the work they are doing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (eoQWY)

226 https://ace.mu.nu/archives/061362.php
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (yQpMk)

Oooh - I like that! Hmmm, now where to get some googly eyes?

Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (+Cgut)

227 220 >>>Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

wow those are very nice.
Posted by: Chuy at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (B3oWe)

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I'm just amazed how well he captured my hair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

228 And even the brightest of the lot, while possessing high native intelligence, tends to be poorly educated compared even to my generation (not that far back -- I graduated high school in 1984.)

I fear that I might live long enough to see the fields irrigated with Brawndo, the Thirst Annihilator.
Posted by: Pastafarian
___

1987 here.

And yeah, The Nude Green Eel is Brawndo on steroids.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (jwDzO)

229 Majority of social media is centered on sex(example; fishing shows with girls fishing in skimpy bikini's), talking shit about other influencers and videos of gamers playing a game.

Of course the biggest social media is free porn sites.

Posted by: JROD at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (0jZnq)

230 Get some nice white gloves and make your shtick that you hand-model everything create an aura of mystery...

Hmmm.. that could work!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (nxdel)

231 Cell phones ruined learning, imho.
No one needs to know anything, they just look it up.
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But, they don't even do that-- they don't use their phones to learn knowledge, they use it to see what others are doing.
To copy them.
Twitter experts in every topic, instantly by parroting.

Spectators in their own lives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (Zf0+a)

232 The truly absurd thing to ponder is:

Those in the video, those half wits, those who represent a spoon in the sharp knife drawer, their vote counts just as much as Ace's, or Fen, or mine. We are suffering under a tyranny of dipshits.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (JNTt1)

233 Well, you certainly have a lot of pull.


Gravitational Influence is STILL influence!
Posted by: garrett

She apparently has a lot of people in her orbit.

Posted by: Coperniklos at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (LyVHa)

234 >>Is he hawking mugs and t-shirts?


Nah - Those things sell themselves.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (eL9Ek)

235 ..., also direct payments from advertising agencies to hock products.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


*******

Heh. The influencer game must not be too lucrative if they are doing deals down at the pawn shop.

coughhawkcough

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (kXYt5)

236 Russian embassy puts out video trolling Europe, and it's funnier than hell
https://tinyurl.com/yc4cerw7

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (dKiJG)

237 Why would you care if your whore has an orgasm? Thats stupid. She won't. She screws for money, not pleasure.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (QSjkU)

238 Truth is we are all social media influencers.

Every comment is an influence. There is no telling how many liberal lurkers have had their ship righted in these comment sections. I'd like to think its thousands a day.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (sI15f)

239 What's really funny is that they all want to be influencers and sell people stuff--but advertising is an attribute of free markets, meanwhile, they largely want to be socialists, with the state allocating were a free market would.

(I eschew Marx's term "Capitalism".)

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (krQz2)

240 230 Get some nice white gloves and make your shtick that you hand-model everything create an aura of mystery...

Hmmm.. that could work!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (nxdel)

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I see white gloves and think of an obscure French film from the 70s about an assassin with some kind of Asperger's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

241 In the first year of RLM being on Patreon, you could see how much money they were bringing in per month (they now just show number of donors).

It was around $40,000 a month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

Yup. They had a name and a fan base. It's really rough making a living at YouTube/Twitch unless you got in early, do porn art, are a hot girl or got lucky. I have a good friend who is ekeing out a living doing it. I'm hoping he decides to change careers some day because I love him and hate seeing him suffer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (V6f9+)

242 Also direct sponsorship in some cases. "This video is brought to you by {company name}."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I'm sure I have no idea what that's about.

Posted by: Brother Tim, brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (OUMaO)

243 Freaking lighting strike right outside my door. Scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (CqUXU)

244 One of Littlebrother928's nephews on his wife's side is a professional Frisbee golfer. He is putting off college to make money on the tour, which is apparently a real thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

245 Dear Horde,

I’ve got to stop commenting here, at least for a while, for personal reasons.

I thank the Horde for its indulgence of my brief presence in the comments. I hope that my comments have been constructive to some extent. I have certainly enjoyed my interactions with the various Hordelings. I will continue to lurk, to the extent that I can. My thanks to Ace/Chuy, JJ, CBD, non-cop Joe Mannix, Dave in Fla., Weird Dave, Muldoon, TJM, and all the other Cobs. Also to all you commenters, including (but not limited to) Wolfus Aurelius, FenelonSpoke, and SMH.

I am, and always will be, proud of my brief association with the mighty Horde.

Your Friend,
Bulgaroctonus

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (atmen)

246 235 Heh. The influencer game must not be too lucrative if they are doing deals down at the pawn shop.

coughhawkcough


Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (kXYt5)

==========

Best I can do is a finch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

247 Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

wow those are very nice.
Posted by: Chuy
___

Kinda have to sketch the ewok now.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (jwDzO)

248
I have 5.7K views on my Little League pics, and now I am beating off bitches with a stick.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:28 PM (yHsuS)


So we're really not concerned about phrasing any longer?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (v23vE)

249 Speaking of ads. I play a word game on Facebook and they show ads after each game. Today I saw one for a sex toy. I kid you not. I kept looking at this thing wondering wtf is that? Then it hit me. One end has something like an artificial tongue that wiggles and the other end was a dildo looking thing. Nearly spit my wine out I did!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (nxdel)

250 Oooh - I like that! Hmmm, now where to get some googly eyes?
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (+Cgut)

Found some!

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (+Cgut)

251 Russian embassy puts out video trolling Europe, and it's funnier than hell
https://tinyurl.com/yc4cerw7
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (dKiJG)
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Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to Twitter.

Welp, that's right out then. I'm not signing up for Twitter just to see the Russian embassy trolling people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (WWh8n)

252 It's really not that hard to get 193 million followers. You just have to talk about how wonderful Xi is.

Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (FJYfm)

253 Get some nice white gloves and make your shtick that you hand-model everything create an aura of mystery...



As long as you are the master of your domain.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:34 PM (yQpMk)

254 Kinda have to sketch the ewok now.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (jwDzO)

Dammit! Now the pressure builds...

Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:34 PM (+Cgut)

255 Sorry, Bulg, can't go.

Horde won't let you go.

It will never let you go.







Never.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (jwDzO)

256 Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

wow those are very nice.

The new JackStraw looks like a character from The Great Gatsby.

Posted by: Miklos preparing for his pre-cocktail cocktail at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (LyVHa)

257 Mikhail Gorbachev, who apparently had information on Hillary Clinton, has died. RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (z7wN2)

258 Youtubers, who are just a bunch of regular jerkoffs, can make a living off of 150K subscribers are doing so because people are sick of TV and movies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:21 PM (yAoC9)

Top DayZ (relatively small base, obscure game) Twitch streamer has about 5K monthly subs, at about $3/ea. That is before donations, bits (fractional Twitch dollars), sponsorships, and youtube revenue. It's a decent living even in first world nations.

But there are thousands who are making far less to nothing at it. The next two to three streamers sum to about 5K subscribers, and it tails off expectedly. The pro-sports analogy is apt.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (yHsuS)

259 Our son used to play Magic the Gathering (MTG) card game and would travel all over the Country and Canada to play in money tournaments. He made enough to make a living for quite a few years. It can work if you are good enough.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (bVYXr)

There is a non-zero chance I know him. I used to be a MTG judge and worked at WOTC for a year.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (V6f9+)

260 I have a stepson who makes good money as a rapper on uTube.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (b+v9B)

261 >>> My granddaughters, soon to be seven and nine, are both reading at a high school level.

No tv, no computers or smartphones, just books, dry erase board, chalkboard, and learning to play various musical instruments, hunt, gather, tan hides, etc.
Posted by: SMH
------------

Bravo
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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (AfYvi)

262 254 Kinda have to sketch the ewok now.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (jwDzO)

Dammit! Now the pressure builds...
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:34 PM (+Cgut)

==========

Well, first you start with Marco Rubio's trash can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

263 Dammit! Now the pressure builds...
Posted by: Boswell
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (jwDzO)

264
Kinda have to sketch the ewok now.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (jwDzO)
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Is that what you call it?

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (krQz2)

265 I think its weird how we spend so much time reading comments, watching TikToks, laughing at memes yet have a really hard time listening.

It's like our eyes are getting overworked while our ears are atrophying.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (sI15f)

266 Oooh - I like that! Hmmm, now where to get some googly eyes?
Posted by: Boswell


Hobby lobby

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (piaw5)

267 The new JackStraw looks like a character from The Great Gatsby.
Posted by: Miklos preparing for his pre-cocktail cocktail at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (LyVHa)

I can see that

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (V6f9+)

268 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (atmen)

Sorry to hear it pal. I hope everything will be okay. We'll be here. Don't be a stranger.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (SoKAk)

269 I'm pretty sure you have to have fake boobies, about 1/4 inch of makeup on your face and yuuuuuuge fake eyelashes to be a 'social media influencer.'

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (P6qMv)

270 Cell phones ruined learning, imho.
No one needs to know anything, they just look it up.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

They don't know how to look it up on the cell phones they watch all day. That's the funniest part.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

271 Nice to see the callback to Johnny Coldcuts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (Ivdso)

272 Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.

Yogurt Johnson is right! This applies as well to social media channels. Get your merch!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

273 Bravo
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Posted by: Braenyard
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They're also part of a homeschool co-op in the Ozarks.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (jwDzO)

274 I love zod's portrait. It captures his personality perfectly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

275 @mrddmia

Attorney Garland Merrick Garland just sent out a message to everyone at the Justice Department, ordering no one may contact Congress.

(My source: Congress.)

Why didn't he order a similar gag on the inappropriate and illegal Justice Department leaks to the media?

Coverup.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)

276

Frisbee?

Remember buying the Wiffle Ball & Bat?
Or the big fat "blooper" bat?

Do kids even know what Wiffle Ball is today?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (okt0L)

277 Those in the video, those half wits, those who represent a spoon in the sharp knife drawer, their vote counts just as much as Ace's, or Fen, or mine. We are suffering under a tyranny of dipshits.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (JNTt1)

Eh, I voted for McStain and Pierre Delecto, so I'm gonna let someone else throw stones on this issue.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (Tlfom)

278 My girl spawn is 16. I guess that is gen z. She just got her first job at a very popular local pizza place. My cousin owns the place and mostly hires high school students. She was saying that she would hate to work somewhere with people but she is loving the job. She is also taking 4 dual credit classes at school which means she gets both high school and college credit for the classes. This also means harder classes and more homework.
She is a very busy girl.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (Wy1BU)

279 275 Attorney Garland Merrick Garland just sent out a message to everyone at the Justice Department, ordering no one may contact Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)

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This order feels...unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

280 Your Friend,
Bulgaroctonus
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (atmen)

Take care, and I hope all is well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq) at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (xPJvm)

281 Greetings:

Back when my Father and I used to argue about the military draft for young men, my Father successfully defended the proposition that not only should such exist but that parents should be able to sign their progeny in.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (uuklp)

282 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (atmen)

Everyone needs a break. Come back, soon. We will greet you like you owe us money.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (yHsuS)

283 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (atmen

O.K. We will miss you, but I think it's good for people to take breaks, and if you have any prayer concerns please let us know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (wvo9L)

284

I think all social influencers should have to pre-qualify first as white linen elbow high glove farm animal masturbators...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (Z5oMf)

285 There are a few YouTube channels I watch, mostly homesteading/farming stuff. Some have almost half a million viewers, and probably make some decent cash.

But then I see these ones with hot girls modeling swimsuits ... and they sometimes have over a million. Or (my smart TV suggests these, now that I watched one) ... some Japanese girl in a sauna, getting naked but behind a towel ... can't recall but it was viewed like 10 million times.

The digital version of the oldest profession I guess, discount version. I like that they make some money that might otherwise go to Hollywood, but not sure the market would need 24% of the next gen work force.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2022 03:37 PM (Cus5s)

286 Freaking lighting strike right outside my door. Scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM


Go and change your armor.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:38 PM (bVYXr)

287 Texas Health Officials Announce First Death In The U.S. From Monkeypox…

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And so it begins.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 03:38 PM (FVME7)

288
btw, in the northeast when the boys got their Summer buzzcuts, the haircuts were called "Wiffles."

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:38 PM (okt0L)

289 I think its weird how we spend so much time reading comments, watching TikToks, laughing at memes yet have a really hard time listening.
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Who's this 'we'?

Comments and memes, yeah, here.

TikTok, no ways.

Besides, I read actual books, as so many do on this smart military blog.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (jwDzO)

290 Freaking lighting strike right outside my door. Scared the crap out of me.
Posted by: polynikes

Leave the pickelhaube in its box today.

Posted by: Miklos strongly suggests at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (LyVHa)

291 Why not?

Student debt is thrown to the wind.

Posted by: Golfman at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (U39Xy)

292 btw, in the northeast when the boys got their Summer buzzcuts, the haircuts were called "Wiffles."
Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:38 PM (okt0L)



which was the style at the time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (yQpMk)

293 How sad.
Tell me again what a great education our public schools and universities are providing that this many people believe this is a viable career. Yes, they've been seduces by social media, but clearly they are not getting any economics/personal finance instruction in between fluff courses based on entertainment, activism, and various grievance studies.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (I/doM)

294 The capital of the United States is Birnin Zana.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

295 Sample size 1000, assembled by undisclosed process. So, while my hatred for Gen Z is substantial, I wouldn't put much faith in this survey.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (VbI7r)

296 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (atmen)

Take care of business and take care of yourself. May we all meet again in better circumstances one day. (I'm tempted to say "Next year, in Corsicana"...)

Posted by: Brother Tim, brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (OUMaO)

297 Results found that over 20% of Gen Z believe that the older generation doesn't understand social media influencing

Well, I guess they're right about that at least. There are some people on the internet whose opinions might influence mine but only because they've shown their value some place other than on the internet. The whole concept of caring what some rando with a webcam thinks is lost on me.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (nfrXX)

298 251 Russian embassy puts out video trolling Europe, and it's funnier than hell
https://tinyurl.com/yc4cerw7
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (dKiJG)
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Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to Twitter.

Welp, that's right out then. I'm not signing up for Twitter just to see the Russian embassy trolling people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (WWh8n)

WOW it's just a video saying come to Russia, we have Christian values, Cheap gas, Cheap Transportation, Cheap delivery and no cancel culture, and sanctions having zero effect.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (dKiJG)

299 "But then I see these ones with hot girls modeling swimsuits ... and they sometimes have over a million."

Why did PewDeePie get rich? His content was pointless drivel, but it struck a chord with millions.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (qpX6U)

300 Well if you think about it, Doctor, Scientist and Economist are totally ruined. To name a few.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (SoKAk)

301 I think its weird how we spend so much time reading comments, watching TikToks, laughing at memes yet have a really hard time listening.

It's like our eyes are getting overworked while our ears are atrophying.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (sI15f)


I don't know. I find it harder to listen these days, but that's because PEOPLE TALK SOOOOO LONG. I got a call the other day from someone I'm working with on a church project, and he literally talked for 17 minutes straight. I notice it more with some family members as well. Are people so deprived of socializing these days that they can't tell when they've lost an audience?

Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (FJYfm)

302 wow those are very nice.

Posted by: Chuy at August 30, 2022 03:30 PM (B3oWe)

You just made yourself a target.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (yHsuS)

303 Texas Health Officials Announce First Death In The U.S. From Monkeypox…

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And so it begins.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I knew it.

You're the 'so it begins' guy.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (jwDzO)

304 255 Sorry, Bulg, can't go.

Horde won't let you go.

It will never let you go.

Never.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:35 PM (jwDzO)

Wait, did SMH just Rickroll Bulg?

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (Tlfom)

305 The truly absurd thing to ponder is:

Those in the video, those half wits, those who represent a spoon in the sharp knife drawer, their vote counts just as much as Ace's, or Fen, or mine. We are suffering under a tyranny of dipshits.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 30, 2022 03:31 PM (JNTt1)

That's why compulsory voting rules are evil.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (eoQWY)

306 I thought I would do advanced antique restoration instruction vids

so I started with one of the more dificult projects

A 18th century Dutch 8 panel leather chinoiserie screen

got about 15% thru the restoration with over 35 hrs of filming

I gave up filming and stuck to restoring

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (us2H3)

307 "Freaking lighting strike right outside my door. Scared the crap out of me."

Two words: faraday cage.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (qpX6U)

308 Don't you learn that Washington was the first president and 'father of our country' in about the 1st or 2nd grade? How the HELL could someone NOT know that?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (P6qMv)

309 Wait, did SMH just Rickroll Bulg?
Posted by: Bete
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Not intentionally...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (jwDzO)

310 Welp, that's right out then. I'm not signing up for Twitter just to see the Russian embassy trolling people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Dude, use the nitter extension for your browser, you never go to twitter from twitter links.

Posted by: Oedipus at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (X54Un)

311 Attorney Garland Merrick Garland just sent out a message to everyone at the Justice Department, ordering no one may contact Congress.

(My source: Congress.)

Why didn't he order a similar gag on the inappropriate and illegal Justice Department leaks to the media?

Coverup.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)
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Well, based on how the DoJ just rifled through all of Trump's documents to "figure out" which ones were attorney-client confidential. This might (possibly) be Garland saving himself more embarrassment by providing (and least overt) cover that the DoJ are not going to do dump of all confidential material to the Jan-6 Inquisition.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (krQz2)

312 Dammit! I missed!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (yQpMk)

313 >>This order feels...unconstitutional.

Sort of defeats the purpose of whistleblower laws.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

314 She is also taking 4 dual credit classes at school which means she gets both high school and college credit for the classes. This also means harder classes and more homework.
She is a very busy girl.


Yeah, and not every Boomer was a mangy hippy that fought to destroy America and make it a communist trash heap. There are always exceptions to every rule and no generation is completely homogeneous.

Good for your girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (Ivdso)

315 269 I'm pretty sure you have to have fake boobies, about 1/4 inch of makeup on your face and yuuuuuuge fake eyelashes to be a 'social media influencer.'
Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (P6qMv)

This is certainly the case for any girl playing guitar or bass on the YouTubes.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (KbCG3)

316 Texas Health Officials Announce First Death In The U.S. From Monkeypox…

And so it begins.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 03:38 PM (FVME7)


I heard it was food poisoning. He got hold of a bad weiner.

Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (FJYfm)

317 >>Your Friend,
Bulgaroctonus



Who you callin' Friend, Buddy?

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (eL9Ek)

318 Don't you learn that Washington was the first president and 'father of our country' in about the 1st or 2nd grade? How the HELL could someone NOT know that?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (P6qMv)
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Man, Washington started out young!

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (krQz2)

319 he whole concept of caring what some rando with a webcam thinks is lost on me.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (nfrXX)

It's mostly a cheap salve for loneliness. People are lonely, selfish and increasingly distant. And those who aren't distant need to be looked upon with needed skepticism. We are in unhealthy times.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (SoKAk)

320 Every time I see one of those "man on the street" clips showing just how abysmally stupid the younger gen is, it crushes my soul. It's the perfect illustration of where we are as a country, compliments of the public education system.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (sVtYq)

321 313 >>This order feels...unconstitutional.

Sort of defeats the purpose of whistleblower laws.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

And who enforces those laws?

"Who will watch the watchmen?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (V6f9+)

322 It's looking stormy in my part of Babylon DC. I hope it actually rains. So often, it rains elsewhere but not here. We could use some rain.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (sAmhv)

323 "going to be earning their income primarily through recommending make-up, bathing suits, deadlift variations, new memecoins and Marvel movies? "

No, they plan on playing video games and making jokes. Thats why you see more males planning this route.

Posted by: Bandana Dee at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (pY2C3)

324 Laugh if you want, bitches.

I'M WORTH TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS.
Posted by: Lizzo

You make guys pay you to geyt off of their laps !

Posted by: JT at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

325 Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

It's the only place except AOSHQ that we're all still 29...
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 03:17 PM


Those are great!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (RkC6l)

326 293 How sad.
Tell me again what a great education our public schools and universities are providing that this many people believe this is a viable career. Yes, they've been seduces by social media, but clearly they are not getting any economics/personal finance instruction in between fluff courses based on entertainment, activism, and various grievance studies.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (I/doM)

Eh, a bunch of the others think they'll be senior VP upon graduation so it isn't all that different.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (Tlfom)

327 Man, Washington started out young!
Posted by: Axeman
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ikr?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (jwDzO)

328 Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w



Humphreybot looks just like I imagined.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (bnAdj)

329 Frisbee?

Remember buying the Wiffle Ball & Bat?
Or the big fat "blooper" bat?

Do kids even know what Wiffle Ball is today?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (okt0L)

My kids do. I learned how to throw a curve. I throw it right at their heads, and it breaks low and outside. They even get hits consistently off it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:42 PM (yHsuS)

330 Don't let these sanctimonious influencers punk you. If it wasn't for social media, they'd have a spread in next month's Hustler in the Girl Next Door section.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (/Drr3)

331 I heard it was food poisoning. He got hold of a bad weiner.

Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (FJYfm)

The ole green weenie

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (OgrpQ)

332 Everything's bigger in Texas..

Posted by: Just the Punchline at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

333 Texas Health Officials Announce First Death In The U.S. From Monkeypox…

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"Death by Pus-Filled Ass Boils" isn't something I'd like to see on my death certificate.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (sVtYq)

334 Well, I guess they're right about that at least. There are some people on the internet whose opinions might influence mine but only because they've shown their value some place other than on the internet. The whole concept of caring what some rando with a webcam thinks is lost on me.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (nfrXX)

Companies paid millions on millions because they bet that the ad you get up and go to the bathroom during will cause you to buy their product. These days most ads enrage me and make me swear never to buy their product.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (eoQWY)

335 279 275 Attorney Garland Merrick Garland just sent out a message to everyone at the Justice Department, ordering no one may contact Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)

he meant the media, didn't he ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (us2H3)

336 "How the HELL could someone NOT know that?"

Yeah, but ask them about Harriet Tubman.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (qpX6U)

337 I saw that video on Jesse Watters last week.

Seriously, how did these people graduate from high school or get into college?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

338 Freaking lighting strike right outside my door. Scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: polynikes

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Didja see this story about a college girl struck by lightning?

https://yhoo.it/3e9HHbi

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (FVME7)

339 313 >>This order feels...unconstitutional.

Sort of defeats the purpose of whistleblower laws.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

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This does feel like the DOJ is trying to quiet things down.

Maybe Chuck Grassley wrote a particularly enthusiastic letter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

340 The capital of the United States is Birnin Zana.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
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We have a Capitol?

Posted by: Gen-Zombie at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (krQz2)

341 >Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

wow those are very nice.
Posted by: Chuy at August 30, 2022


***
I like the Fen vs. Joe Mannix, Jewells-2, and Nurse-2. And the portrait of Jack Straw-No Hobo looks kind of like Hoagy Carmichael.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 03:44 PM (J2vNu)

342 Leave the pickelhaube in its box today.
Posted by: Miklos strongly suggests at August 30, 2022 03:39 PM (LyVHa)

Damn and I was planning on doing my Hindenburg impression today .

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:44 PM (CqUXU)

343 318 Don't you learn that Washington was the first president and 'father of our country' in about the 1st or 2nd grade? How the HELL could someone NOT know that?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2022 03:40 PM (P6qMv)
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Man, Washington started out young!
Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (krQz2)


Yes, and he was tall for his age. And a penny newspaper influencer.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 30, 2022 03:44 PM (P6qMv)

344 Burr said Washington had a big ass

Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 03:44 PM (us2H3)

345 Come with me if you want to live .... free.

Posted by: Harriet Tubman at August 30, 2022 03:44 PM (yQpMk)

346 The slutting of America's girls does deeply concern me. I'm not sure there's a single girl under the age of 25 in the US who has not been naked online or in her phone at least at some point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:45 PM (Ivdso)

347 Texas Health Officials Announce First Death In The U.S. From Monkeypox…
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With.

The sub headline I saw was the "cause of death is undetermined"

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:45 PM (SoKAk)

348 344 Burr said Washington had a big ass
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 03:44 PM (us2H3)

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And this is the reason that Burr decided to try to start a new empire in Mexico: Washington's ass had left a bad impression on the seat of power in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

349 he meant the media, didn't he ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (us2H3)

Lol. As if. We're still on speed dial.

Posted by: NYT and Washington Post at August 30, 2022 03:45 PM (Tlfom)

350 I love zod's portrait. It captures his personality perfectly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM


He'll do you up a treat, mate!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at August 30, 2022 03:45 PM (RkC6l)

351 >>She is a very busy girl.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

You must be proud!

I know how happy I was when my son started getting summer jobs in high school. Amazing how earning money, having to take orders from an adult non-parent and dealing with customers "raises awareness" of how the world really works. One of my favorite moments from late last summer was when my kid was complaining about how the new hire were slacking and he had to keep pushing them, showing how it was done.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 03:46 PM (I/doM)

352 Look at the bones!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

353 Attorney Garland Merrick Garland just sent out a message to everyone at the Justice Department, ordering no one may contact Congress.

(My source: Congress.)

Why didn't he order a similar gag on the inappropriate and illegal Justice Department leaks to the media?

Coverup.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:36 PM (ZLI7S)

So they can contact someone else and *they* can contact Congress?


Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

354 It's coming down by the cauldron full now, giving everything a nice power washing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2022 03:46 PM (4I/2K)

355 Are we counting Onlyfans as social media?

I don't actually think this is a huge number, how many, say 20 years ago, would have said athlete or actor as their career choice, abd the odds of those two are worse.

Most will probably be "influencers" to their 20 followers and 20,000 bot followers, while the wait tables and make my coffee.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 30, 2022 03:46 PM (KpSfS)

356 >>This order feels...unconstitutional.

Sort of defeats the purpose of whistleblower laws.
Posted by: JackStraw

And the yearly training that *all* gov employees have to take where they make you aware of what you can and can not due and how to report to the US IG.

So, Garland wants to control all Congressional access... he must have been asked some good questions or the FIBS relayed some illegal congressional wiretap gathered information.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (AVBXd)

357 I'm reading Gorbechev has died.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (sVtYq)

358 Oregon State Rep. James Hieb drunk on his ass, busted for being a-hole: youtube.com/watch?v=NaQ2Y4dcS98

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (qpX6U)

359 Look at the bones!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:46 PM


And the pointy teeth!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (bVYXr)

360 My kitten has Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

(Of course, he's 6 months old, so there's that.)

We used to call it "disobeying our parents and teachers" or "earning a month's detention."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 03:11 PM

Mine, 4 months old, has intense Attachment Disorder. Found abandoned by his mother at ~3 weeks old. Bottle fed and now healthy as a horse. I've never known an animal so desperate for holding, cuddling, loving. So of course, I comply.

I believe, with kittens, ODD is built in.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (pRzWi)

361 In the first year of RLM being on Patreon, you could see how much money they were bringing in per month (they now just show number of donors).

It was around $40,000 a month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)


This woman made an OnlyFans as a joke (saucy ankle pics!) and it's kind of funny when she starts discussing how much money she made in one week, and how much she could make per month.

https://youtu.be/fSxQHQ_1gX4

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (wmDcS)

362 Gorbachev died.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)

363 I saw that video on Jesse Watters last week.

Seriously, how did these people graduate from high school or get into college?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (NpAcC)

Bet they have all the appropriate wokeisms burned into the soul.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (eoQWY)

364 This does feel like the DOJ is trying to quiet things down.

Maybe Chuck Grassley wrote a particularly enthusiastic letter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
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Garland wants to prevent anyone from volunteering to testify, and, also wants to prevent any broad requests from Congressional oversight. Garland is telling Congress, "No fishing expeditions." Which is rather rich, considering the source.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (5pTK/)

365 The most effective left-wing social media mouthpiece is certainly Beau Of The Fifth Column. Just a folksy down home commie country boy.
Anyone with a Youtube account go there and post civil comments challenging Beau's positions, watch how fast they disappear.

Posted by: JROD at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (0jZnq)

366 Gorbachev died.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)

RIP.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (yHsuS)

367 Didja see Lizzo at the MTV Awards?

https://yhoo.it/3pXmFzC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (FVME7)

368 I'm reading Gorbechev has died.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (sVtYq)


He was vaccinated too?

Posted by: Charlbi Dean at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (FJYfm)

369 I believe, with kittens, ODD is built in.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (pRzWi)

It's not, its just humans fail to understand what the power dynamic really is.

Posted by: Kittens at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (Tlfom)

370 Gorbachev died.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)



Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (yQpMk)

371 Frankly I am surprise Gorbachev was still alive, I figured he died decades ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM (Ivdso)

372 Gorbachev was still alive?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

373 Garlands order would have looked funny in November I guess

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:49 PM (SoKAk)

374 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

******

Wish you the best. Thanks for not flouncing. Stop back in when/if your personal situation allows.

Oh, and endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 30, 2022 03:49 PM (kXYt5)

375 This woman made an OnlyFans as a joke (saucy ankle pics!) and it's kind of funny when she starts discussing how much money she made in one week, and how much she could make per month.

https://youtu.be/fSxQHQ_1gX4
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (wmDcS)

I like her channel, she makes and wears Edwardian and other period clothing and tools. And yes, she should keep up the saucy ankles.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:49 PM (eoQWY)

376 Freaking lighting strike right outside my door. Scared the crap out of me.

Posted by: polynikes

My daughter got struck by lightning when she was 7. Not a direct strike, but a ground strike within 2 feet of her. Set off an auto immune reaction that inflamed her growth plates. Similar to rheumatoid arthritis and just as painful. She was put on a battery of steroids for over a month to reset her system. By the time we figured out what was causing it, she had lost almost a third of her body weight due to the severe pain.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2022 03:49 PM (OgrpQ)

377 "Last night, LAsue wanted to be added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits...wish granted:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

wow those are very nice."

Very nice!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:49 PM (qpX6U)

378 This woman made an OnlyFans as a joke (saucy ankle pics!) and it's kind of funny when she starts discussing how much money she made in one week, and how much she could make per month.

https://youtu.be/fSxQHQ_1gX4

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (wmDcS)

That's hilarious.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:49 PM (yHsuS)

379 >> So their career choices will be barista or stripper.
I guess porn star or whore are options too.


Prostitution. Really.
Such an easy slide into it from social media they barely realize its happening: https://tinyurl.com/2p9hbvrw

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (I/doM)

380 https://yhoo.it/3e9HHbi
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (FVME7)

I wonder if she now has built up an immunity to being tazed.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (CqUXU)

381 372 Gorbachev was still alive?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

Moot point now I guess.

Posted by: Bete at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (Tlfom)

382 >>So, Garland wants to control all Congressional access... he must have been asked some good questions or the FIBS relayed some illegal congressional wiretap gathered information.

Latest reports I've seen are that as many as 20 whistleblowers from the DOJ have gone to Congress. It's starting to become a big number. Maybe Garland is trying to put his finger in the damn before it completely collapses.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

383 353 Attorney Garland Merrick Garland just sent out a message to everyone at the Justice Department, ordering no one may contact Congress.

(My source: Congress.)

Why didn't he order a similar gag on the inappropriate and illegal Justice Department leaks to the media?


It's actually been the long time standard that they must contact the Office of Legal Affairs (OLA) 1st...

Posted by: Nova local at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (exHjb)

384 "But then I see these ones with hot girls modeling swimsuits ... and they sometimes have over a million." . . .

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022


***
Damn. If we'd had the 'Net in 1982, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 could have been rich.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (J2vNu)

385 Latest reports I've seen are that as many as 20 whistleblowers from the DOJ have gone to Congress. It's starting to become a big number. Maybe Garland is trying to put his finger in the damn before it completely collapses.


hmm well hopefully it's too little too late

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (w0NJk)

386 Isn't Lizzo the one who did the "enormous butt g-string" shot while getting on an airplane?

The one that made everyone cringe, twice, due to subject matter and where the subject matter was going to be placed?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (5pTK/)

387 There are men thirsty for ankles.

I'm just guessing.

Really.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (SoKAk)

388 via The Daily Beast:

Mikhail Gorbachev, Who Sank the Soviet Empire With His Own Glasnost, Dead at 91
Andrew Nagorski - 16m ago

https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9eat

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (SuvOL)

389 >>Didja see Lizzo at the MTV Awards?

Nope, not clicking the link.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (I/doM)

390 I certainly hope that these lemmings stay away from sea-side cliffs...Hate to see that much stupidity inflicted on unsuspecting fishes.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (9BD3M)

391 This does feel like the DOJ is trying to quiet things down.

Maybe Chuck Grassley wrote a particularly enthusiastic letter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
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Garland wants to prevent anyone from volunteering to testify, and, also wants to prevent any broad requests from Congressional oversight. Garland is telling Congress, "No fishing expeditions." Which is rather rich, considering the source.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 03:48 PM


He is just getting ahead of the November elections.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (bVYXr)

392 RIP, Gorbachev.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (qpX6U)

393 362 Gorbachev died.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)


I am strangely unmoved.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)

394 Such an easy slide into it from social media they barely realize its happening

I read a news story where some "influencer" went to spend time with a fan for money and got killed. Not sure how often this happens but its a thing for at least some and that's just prostitution. And not the "having sex for pay isn't really prostitution if you film it" kind either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (Ivdso)

395 It's actually been the long time standard that they must contact the Office of Legal Affairs (OLA) 1st...
Posted by: Nova local at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (exHjb)

Legal = Legislative - damn mind typo...

Posted by: Nova local at August 30, 2022 03:52 PM (exHjb)

396 It was really sweet of Twitters "Fact Checkers" to let us know that Beto was hospitalized with a bacterial infection, NOT Monkey Pox, "as some have reported".

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 30, 2022 03:52 PM (t6t6M)

397

*Wipes birth mark off Gorbachev's head*

I thought so!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at August 30, 2022 03:52 PM (Z5oMf)

398 382 Latest reports I've seen are that as many as 20 whistleblowers from the DOJ have gone to Congress. It's starting to become a big number. Maybe Garland is trying to put his finger in the damn before it completely collapses.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

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What does he fear a GOP Congress would do?

Hillary toppled a foreign nation on shaky legal grounds. Obama killed an American and his son without due process. Lois Lerner target conservative groups. The FBI has been faking evidence for decades.

The GOP has never done anything. Why worry now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

399 I came across a guy in my YT feed. The best I can figure, he plays Call of Duty on twitch, and people give him money for the privilege of watching him play. He makes so much money, that as a side project, he has a YT channel where he shows off all of the crap he buys with the money, and gets a couple million views on the videos of that. Probably rakes in high 6 figures just fucking around.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 03:52 PM (Wrs74)

400 There are men thirsty for ankles.

I'm just guessing.

Really.
Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (SoKAk)

She does have something of a following on her historical clothes and such channel, though that might not have been most of the influx.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:53 PM (eoQWY)

401 Didja see Lizzo at the MTV Awards?

Nope, not clicking the link.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (I/doM)


Don't you think she's attractive? I can't seem to pull myself away from her.

Posted by: Orbiting Satellite at August 30, 2022 03:53 PM (FJYfm)

402 Sort of defeats the purpose of whistleblower laws.
Posted by: JackStraw
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The funny thing is that they used the Whistleblower access to Congress to set up the Shampeachment.

And now Honorable AF Garland doesn't want them to tell on their superiors.

They acted like the POTUS was just another boss they could blow the whistle on, and now Honorable AF Garland doesn't want them to blow the whistle on the proper targets!

DC, you are a shitshow.

Posted by: Gen-Zombie at August 30, 2022 03:53 PM (krQz2)

403 >>> 339 313 >>This order feels...unconstitutional.

Sort of defeats the purpose of whistleblower laws.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

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This does feel like the DOJ is trying to quiet things down.

Maybe Chuck Grassley wrote a particularly enthusiastic letter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

Did he Strenuously Object to the Eff.Bee.EYE tossing PDT's house?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 03:53 PM (llON8)

404 How did they know? Did the spot on his head stop glowing?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 03:53 PM (Wrs74)

405 *Wipes birth mark off Gorbachev's head*

I thought so!

Posted by: Frank Drebin at August 30, 2022 03:52 PM (Z5oMf)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:53 PM (yHsuS)

406 The GOP has never done anything. Why worry now?

I don't really know. The federal government keeps acting like public perception and polling matters, while also doing things as if they do not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (Ivdso)

407 Ask me how I made $50,000 per week selling my flatulence.

Posted by: Stephanie Matto at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (4I/2K)

408 403 Did he Strenuously Object to the Eff.Bee.EYE tossing PDT's house?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2022 03:53 PM (llON

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He used the shit out of his thesaurus, especially the entry on "outraged".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

409 Prostitution. Really.
Such an easy slide into it from social media they barely realize its happening: https://tinyurl.com/2p9hbvrw
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 03:50 PM (I/doM)
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Way back when, I moved along the fringes of the strip club scene. Talking to those gals, it was obvious the line between stripping and hooking was rather fuzzy, for a lot of them. Drug fueled binges were also part of the "lifestyle."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (5pTK/)

410 The human race has run its course. Time to strike the sets.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (m0zqP)

411 >>What does he fear a GOP Congress would do?

I think he might be a bit more worried about us.

Representative government doesn't work when the people lose all trust in the institutions of government. We're pretty close to that right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (ZLI7S)

412 Gorbachev died.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:47 PM (ZLI7S)


I am strangely unmoved.
Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)

A guy that forgot what the foundation of the USSR was and failed to crush unrest and lost it all.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (eoQWY)

413 Washington actually had no biological offspring.
If you are looking for Father of our Nation, check out Patrick Henry, a busy fellow.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, recharging at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (jTmQV)

414 So, Gorby: good guy or bad guy?

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (qpX6U)

415 Always interesting when we take the word of the Legacy Media and experts as gospel.

And maybe kids can be social media influencers. It's less expensive than buying a car and paying for gas every day. Cheaper to make lunch at home than to pick it up at work, or to buy coffee.

Besides, every human being doesn't value lifestyle choices like you do. Plenty of people are perfectly willing to live at a lower standard so long as their basic needs are met.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (/DuIo)

416 Beau Of The Fifth Column

Go watch this guy. Pretty much debunks the whole left is stupid and incompetent mantra. This guy is amazingly good at what he does for a commie POS.

Posted by: JROD at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (0jZnq)

417 I see lots of new porn stars in the future

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (G0bXQ)

418 >>> I'm reading Gorbechev has died.

>Joe Biden took him to the woodshed and gave him a good thrashing. Trump is next.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (/Drr3)

419 406 The GOP has never done anything. Why worry now?

I don't really know. The federal government keeps acting like public perception and polling matters, while also doing things as if they do not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:54 PM (Ivdso)

=========

I believe that elected officials still worry about elections because there are upper bounds on cheating, and it's not magic. It's very possible they could lose power personally.

Bureaucrats? They have no such fear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

420 There is a company that monetizes voice mail greetings for b to d list celebrities. They make a ton of money.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (CqUXU)

421 Mine, 4 months old, has intense Attachment Disorder. Found abandoned by his mother at ~3 weeks old. Bottle fed and now healthy as a horse. I've never known an animal so desperate for holding, cuddling, loving. So of course, I comply.

I believe, with kittens, ODD is built in.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at August 30, 2022


***
That sounds much like Stirling. He thinks I'm his mother, so he tries to nurse off me if I'm lying down, or even sitting up in bed, first thing in the morning. Very attached to humans, he is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (J2vNu)

422 I came across a guy in my YT feed. The best I can figure, he plays Call of Duty on twitch, and people give him money for the privilege of watching him play. He makes so much money, that as a side project, he has a YT channel where he shows off all of the crap he buys with the money, and gets a couple million views on the videos of that. Probably rakes in high 6 figures just fucking around.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 03:52 PM


My son knows a guy who goes around to casinos with his hot girlfriend to play the slots and gives "advice" on youtube on how to win. He pulls in huge amounts of money every year just doing that. There are stupid people out there with money.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (bVYXr)

423 Gorbachev died.
Posted by: JackStraw

Due to International Sanctions, we are unable to assist.

Posted by: Ghanaian Pallbearers at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (LyVHa)

424 385 Latest reports I've seen are that as many as 20 whistleblowers from the DOJ have gone to Congress. It's starting to become a big number. Maybe Garland is trying to put his finger in the damn before it completely collapses.
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Which just goes to show what a lefty partisan hack he is. He would have fit right in with the Wise Latina and Ketani Brown.

Posted by: WisRich at August 30, 2022 03:56 PM (G0vdT)

425 Freaking lighting strike right outside my door. Scared the crap out of me.
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:32 PM (CqUXU)


You are supposed to run outside just after that, shake your fist at the sky and scream, "you missed, arsehole!"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2022 03:56 PM (xhaym)

426 >> Not sure how often this happens but its a thing for at least some and that's just prostitution. And not the "having sex for pay isn't really prostitution if you film it" kind either.


Yeah, in the article I linked the person reported how she got hired to "model" somewhere exotic like she modeled on Instagram but then when she got there it was more a party with other dumb gals and they wouldn't get return airfare without putting out.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 03:56 PM (I/doM)

427 I would love for Christopher Walken to do my voicemail recording.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:56 PM (Ivdso)

428 RID (Rest in Dirt) Gorby.

Posted by: Gen-Zombie at August 30, 2022 03:56 PM (krQz2)

429
Wait, is the daily beast giving gorbie all the credit for the fall of the USSR?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 03:56 PM (Jv6qv)

430 I remember the day that FJB stood at the Brandenburg gate and said "Gorbechev, God as my witness, Ich bin ein wall!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 03:56 PM (Wrs74)

431 So, Gorby: good guy or bad guy?

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (qpX6U)

Kind of a perfect guy for the time in the history of the USSR.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 03:57 PM (yHsuS)

432 The upside is you don't have to worry about younger people pushing you out of your job.

Cause idiots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2022 03:57 PM (G0bXQ)

433 We're sharing a drink that's called loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2022 03:57 PM (4I/2K)

434 Burr said Washington had a big ass
Posted by: REDACTED at August 30, 2022 03:44 PM (us2H3)

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And this is the reason that Burr decided to try to start a new empire in Mexico: Washington's ass had left a bad impression on the seat of power in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

Burr was just salty because he didn't invent cocaine first

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 03:57 PM (V6f9+)

435 420 There is a company that monetizes voice mail greetings for b to d list celebrities. They make a ton of money.
Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (CqUXU)

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Believe it or not, George isn't at home.

Posted by: 496 at August 30, 2022 03:57 PM (VJsqe)

436 I came across a guy in my YT feed. The best I can figure, he plays Call of Duty on twitch, and people give him money for the privilege of watching him play.

Yeah, that's what I meant before. Does that make sense to anybody? I guess it must to someone if they're paying real money but to me it just sounds like some kind of weird joke that I'm not in on.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 03:57 PM (nfrXX)

437 Gorbachev was kind of a footnote.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2022 03:58 PM (Vr12I)

438 Beau Of The Fifth Column

Go watch this guy. Pretty much debunks the whole left is stupid and incompetent mantra. This guy is amazingly good at what he does for a commie POS.
Posted by: JROD at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM (0jZnq)

he might be pretending to be a commie to fool the rubes. Doubtless little of his income goes to fuel the revolution.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

439 I might pay for James Earl Jones to do my voicemail.

Wait, is he still upright?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2022 03:58 PM (G0bXQ)

440 Lifetime Movies is pretty good about cautionary tales on misuse of social media.

They are very poor on movies about Rule #1, though as applies to both sexes.

Posted by: sal at August 30, 2022 03:58 PM (y40tE)

441 438 he might be pretending to be a commie to fool the rubes. Doubtless little of his income goes to fuel the revolution.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

=========

Sounds like a genuine commie to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

442 Yeah, that's what I meant before. Does that make sense to anybody? I guess it must to someone if they're paying real money but to me it just sounds like some kind of weird joke that I'm not in on.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 03:57 PM (nfrXX)
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How is it different than paying to watch a professional sports team at a stadium?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 30, 2022 03:58 PM (5pTK/)

443 I can't wait to hear Biden's Gorbachev story/memory.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (t6t6M)

444 Fun Fact. Gorbachev was a mover and shaker in the early days of the global warming hoax.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

445 The slutting of America's girls does deeply concern me. I'm not sure there's a single girl under the age of 25 in the US who has not been naked online or in her phone at least at some point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

My girl spawn won't go with me for a pedicure because she doesn't want people she doesn't know looking at or touching her feet.
But I agree with your concern. 6 yrs ago I wanted to burn down the local target store because all of their little girls clothes looked like something a hooker would wear.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (Wy1BU)

446 I can't wait to hear Biden's Gorbachev story/memory.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (t6t6M)
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They'll let you know when they're done writing it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (krQz2)

447 People praise and give Gorbachev all this credit for freeing the Soviet Union and eastern bloc countries. He didn't mean to do that, its like giving Jose Canseco credit for Carlos Martinez hitting a home run. He lost control and the Soviet Union just collapsed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (Ivdso)

448 Gorbachev was kind of a footnote.
Posted by: kraken

Do you have a citation?

Posted by: Miklos Turabian at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (LyVHa)

449 I said Gorby, I am leaving here in 1 hour. If you don't put a stop to all this tearing down the wall talk, you aren't getting the money! And son of a bitch, he did it. To this day the berlin wall stands.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (Wrs74)

450 It was really sweet of Twitters "Fact Checkers" to let us know that Beto was hospitalized with a bacterial infection, NOT Monkey Pox, "as some have reported".
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 30, 2022 03:52 PM (t6t6M)


could be Vaxx injury. That "all death" increase is scary.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (xhaym)

451 "My career choice is Social Media Influencer" is the current "Imma gonna win American Idol or The Voice and be ver' ver' famous and rich!!1!"

Posted by: Flyover at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (Rbu5d)

452 >>Don't you think she's attractive? I can't seem to pull myself away from her.
Posted by: Orbiting Satellite

Heh!

Stunning
And
Brave!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (I/doM)

453 @Gorbachev; Say hello to Ted Kennedy and Walter Cronkite for me!

Posted by: JROD at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (0jZnq)

454 People mock this, but there are plenty of social media influencers out there that I bet a lot of us watch all the time. I can think of a number of them just off the top of my head.

The Critical Drinker (movies and television critic), Binging with Babish (recipes/cooking), Food Wishes (recipes/cooking), Brian Lagerstrom (recipes/cooking), Paul Joseph Watson (politics/culture), Tim Pool (politics/culture), Steven Crowder (politics/culture), etc.

And that's just some of whom I follow from YouTube subscriptions. There are plenty others who have podcasts and are on TikTok and iTunes and every other online streaming service to spread their brand.

There are also a lot of useful channels where they share household tips, repair tips, etc. People think the worst when they think "social media influencer", and there are plenty of stupid shallow things like that. But just as people have made a career of blogging and vlogging, "social media influencer" seems to be the next thing.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (Do5/p)

455 I came across a guy in my YT feed. The best I can figure, he plays Call of Duty on twitch, and people give him money for the privilege of watching him play.

Yeah, that's what I meant before. Does that make sense to anybody? I guess it must to someone if they're paying real money but to me it just sounds like some kind of weird joke that I'm not in on.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 03:57 PM (nfrXX)

Like TV, its something you can put on when doing something else - even playing your own game. If you want to be more engaged you can send messages during the chat, something TV doesn't let you do.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

456 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Joe Biden tells Pennsylvanians to elect Josh Shapiro as senator (he’s running for governor) and to elect John Fetterman as governor (he’s running for Senate)

https://tinyurl.com/mvaxv5j9

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (NpAcC)

457 Gorby morte

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (OalnH)

458 Meghan Mandela was the influencer who convinced Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin wall.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (/Drr3)

459 I said Gorby, I am leaving here in 1 hour. If you don't put a stop to all this tearing down the wall talk, you aren't getting the money! And son of a bitch, he did it. To this day the berlin wall stands.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (Wrs74)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (yHsuS)

460 >>Didja see Lizzo at the MTV Awards?

Nope, not clicking the link.
Posted by: Lizzy

Wise choice. It's not every day you see a fashion choice below Mooch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (FVME7)

461 There is a reason the Soviet Union went out of control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (Wrs74)

462 all cause death.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (xhaym)

463 @438 old cat-you watch any of his videos?

Posted by: JROD at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (0jZnq)

464 456 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Joe Biden tells Pennsylvanians to elect Josh Shapiro as senator (he’s running for governor) and to elect John Fetterman as governor (he’s running for Senate)

https://tinyurl.com/mvaxv5j9
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (NpAcC)


And drink your oval latrine!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (G0bXQ)

465 461 There is a reason the Soviet Union went out of control.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (Wrs74)

=========

Wreckers and hoarders?

Wait...that's two...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

466 Former coworkers husband quit his job in 2013 to be an influencer on huffpost. He mostly just got free crap to review and like 50 bucks per review. The thing I remember most was him getting 5 strollers to review...sure you can use 1 or 2, but what are you going to do with the rest. Nobody will pay full price for a used stroller.

Posted by: Mishdog at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (uwW33)

467 There is a reason the Soviet Union went out of control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (Wrs74)


They destroyed all market indicators to value and price, and ran out of enemies and war emergencies to blame the shortages on

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2022 04:02 PM (xhaym)

468 Reagan, Thatcher, and Pope John Paul dying before Gorby just proves that only the good die young.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2022 04:02 PM (4I/2K)

469 If you want to be more engaged you can send messages during the chat, something TV doesn't let you do.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

Yeah. There is that interactivity with that genre (and I guess other genres). It's nothing I need. But I see it with music streamers as well. Mia Metz Music is another we have on from time to time.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 04:02 PM (yHsuS)

470 I have also discovered recently, as I got back into fantasy football this season, that there are a TON of social media influencers who are in the fantasy football market. YouTube channels, on Twitter, etc. And some have really elaborate shows and podcasts and then post them later on YouTube to complement the live shows. Just amazing how people have found ways to make money as "social media influencers" from simple things they enjoy.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 30, 2022 04:02 PM (Do5/p)

471 Also, the wanna-be SMI's think you just put the phone on landscape, shoot something stupid, upload it, et voila! they're rich and famous .

Nope.

Posted by: Flyover at August 30, 2022 04:03 PM (Rbu5d)

472 I have done so many reviews on Amazon they gave me an "influencer" account but... I have done nothing with it because I am not about to help Amazon make money. I write the reviews on Goodreads for people and then copy them to Amazon for books I want to get noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 04:03 PM (Ivdso)

473 Garland is terrified of Jim Jordan in a white shirt and loosened tie screaming stuff. I guess.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 30, 2022 04:03 PM (OalnH)

474 Joe Biden tells Pennsylvanians to elect Josh Shapiro as senator (he’s running for governor) and to elect John Fetterman as governor (he’s running for Senate)

-
Mind like a schlemiel trap!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 30, 2022 04:03 PM (FVME7)

475 Fun Fact. Gorbachev was a mover and shaker in the early days of the global warming hoax.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)


Yeah, that's why he can burn in hell.

He really pushed that whole AGW thing early on using his fame, influence, and power.

I suppose he's had his revenge on Reagan and the US cuz thanks to Punchy and the Democrats the US is in freefall collapse mode.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022 04:03 PM (5NkmN)

476
Welp, that's right out then. I'm not signing up for Twitter just to see the Russian embassy trolling people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Try this link:

https://tinyurl.com/2e77rb5z

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2022 04:03 PM (63Dwl)

477 Wreckers and hoarders?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

Capitalist purveyors of anti-Soviet propaganda.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (XIJ/X)

478 People praise and give Gorbachev all this credit for freeing the Soviet Union and eastern bloc countries. He didn't mean to do that, its like giving Jose Canseco credit for Carlos Martinez hitting a home run. He lost control and the Soviet Union just collapsed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 03:59 PM (Ivdso)

Andropov was a strong boss, but like some strong men left behind a pair of relatively weak successors. Gorby won out in the end in a fairly milquetoast battle and was thus a weak reed. Well as a weak reed, he was unable to act as ruthlessly as the situation needed.

At around the same time, the Chinese had Tiananmen Square. They took the other line, and the CCP is still there.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

479 My final post: Thanks also to the great Oregon Muse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (atmen)

480 Ewok (gulp) added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits (GRHP) ...let the banning begin:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w

Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (+Cgut)

481 PhD Thesis --

"Morbid Narcissism: The Intersectionality of Obama and Social Media"

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (aBhTh)

482 Schlmiel Schlmozzle Hassenhaffer Incorporated!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (Ivdso)

483 477 Wreckers and hoarders?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

Capitalist purveyors of anti-Soviet propaganda.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (XIJ/X)

==========

Are they kulaks?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

484 When the internet first came out I was always trying to think what I could offer that people would pay me $1 to $5 a month . Of course Porn took over that business model for the first decade of the internet.

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (CqUXU)

485 Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 30, 2022 04:03 PM (OalnH)

Give it a break. You are getting more and more tedious, and you were pretty tedious as Moo Moo.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2022 04:05 PM (XIJ/X)

486 Reagan, Thatcher, and Pope John Paul dying before Gorby just proves that only the good die young.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2022 04:02 PM (4I/2K)

Well that and Gorbachev was born a lot later than the others, lol. So you know it kinda stands to reason he would die later too?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 30, 2022 04:05 PM (OalnH)

487 They destroyed all market indicators to value and price, and ran out of enemies and war emergencies to blame the shortages on
Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2022 04:02 PM (xhaym)

There seems to be a lot of work ahead for the Biden "Norms Restored" administration.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2022 04:05 PM (44ww/)

488 There are men thirsty for ankles.

I'm just guessing.

Really.
Posted by: ... at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (SoKAk)

Many years ago while working in China we started lookin at women's calves, curviest part they had

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (M+Lyo)

489 I am strangely unmoved.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)

I thought Gorbachev died years and years ago. It's not like he's been in the news last couple of decades.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (CCf67)

490 That sounds much like Stirling. He thinks I'm his mother, so he tries to nurse off me if I'm lying down, or even sitting up in bed, first thing in the morning. Very attached to humans, he is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM

That kind of bonding leads to such a special lifelong relationship.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (pRzWi)

491 456 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Joe Biden tells Pennsylvanians to elect Josh Shapiro as senator (he’s running for governor) and to elect John Fetterman as governor (he’s running for Senate)

https://tinyurl.com/mvaxv5j9
Posted by: redridinghood



His Thursday Prime Time 'Battle for the Soul of America' speech could be epic!! Like an out-of-control, burning, cement truck crashing through a nuclear power plant and then into a bus full of orphan's epic! Ok, may have oversold it. He'll muddle through it and the media will have orgasms. The rest of the country will watch something else.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (sAmhv)

492 . . . I am, and always will be, proud of my brief association with the mighty Horde.

Your Friend,
Bulgaroctonus
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022


***
Bulgaroc, please do come back when you're ready. The community will not be the same without you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (J2vNu)

493 Gorbachev ? what did he have on Hillary ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (M+Lyo)

494 If they were taught geography, it would only be a matter of time before they got to 'Haiti? Nigeria? Wow, look at that, these places really are sh!thole countries! Trump was right!'
So they keep them in the dark.

Posted by: Landru at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (mEYVq)

495 They let Biden free-speak today and things got extra uncomfortable.

"There's a place where I was the only white guy that worked, was a lifeguard in that area....you could always tell where the best basketball in the state was".

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (t6t6M)

496 This topic reminded me of a quote from a few years ago. Took me a while to find, but it's from Pelosi when Obamacare was being passed:

Pelosi: Obamacare Allows You to Quit Your Job and Become 'Whatever'

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday that Obamacare facilitates the type of “liberation” that the “Founders had in mind” because it allows you to quit your job and become a “photographer,” a “writer,” a “musician”--or “whatever.”

“As you hear from these stories, this is a liberation,”... “This is what our founders had in mind--ever expanding opportunity for people.

“You want to be a photographer or a writer or a musician, whatever -- an artist, you want to be self-employed, if you want to start a business, you want to change jobs, you no longer are prohibited from doing that because you can’t have access to health care, especially because you do not want to put your family at risk,” she said.


Don't worry if your "job" isn't productive enough to sustain your life. The government will force some other sucker to foot the bill!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at August 30, 2022 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

497 @438 old cat-you watch any of his videos?
Posted by: JROD at August 30, 2022 04:01 PM (0jZnq)

No I haven't heard of him. But to be a success you need capitalist business skills, so he can't be that pure a commie. So is he a guy who divides his life from his politic ethics, or a guy who is unified in mind but running a scam?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 04:07 PM (eoQWY)

498 Jim Jordan jokes aren’t allowed? Da fuq?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 30, 2022 04:07 PM (OalnH)

499 If this is the case I'd like to figure out how to invest my 401k into the maker of the Gaussian Blur filter, because if you've seen 99% of the females on Instagram/tiktok they are blurred to the point of no longer looking human.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 30, 2022 04:07 PM (KpSfS)

500 489 I am strangely unmoved.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2022 03:51 PM (Vr12I)

I thought Gorbachev died years and years ago. It's not like he's been in the news last couple of decades.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (CCf67)

Honestly, he was merely Reagan's foil - a role that many others could have played.

Posted by: kraken at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM (Vr12I)

501 Data point: my 9 y/o wants to be a YouTuber

Posted by: In Exile at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM (Sy+xI)

502 Just amazing how people have found ways to make money as "social media influencers" from simple things they enjoy.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 30, 2022 04:02 PM (Do5/p)

Jomboy is another one of those types.

How else would you have discovered the glorious sport of Teqball?

https://youtu.be/nZg4XnMjtwY

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM (yHsuS)

503 Ewok (gulp) added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits (GRHP) ...let the banning begin:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (+Cgut)

Nice work!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM (V6f9+)

504 At least you gave Chuy his little spear

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM (Ivdso)

505 St Gorbachev meets the Devil, says he looks like Stalin - news at 11.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM (AaLDK)

506 Better they become influencers than work in HR.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at August 30, 2022 04:09 PM (OalnH)

507 495 They let Biden free-speak today and things got extra uncomfortable.

"There's a place where I was the only white guy that worked, was a lifeguard in that area....you could always tell where the best basketball in the state was".
Posted by: Ktgreat


If that isn't racist.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 04:09 PM (piaw5)

508 503 Ewok (gulp) added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits (GRHP) ...let the banning begin:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (+Cgut)

Nice work!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM

Did I miss something ? What's this about ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2022 04:09 PM (bs+z0)

509 That sounds much like Stirling. He thinks I'm his mother, so he tries to nurse off me if I'm lying down, or even sitting up in bed, first thing in the morning. Very attached to humans, he is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 03:55 PM
*
That kind of bonding leads to such a special lifelong relationship.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at August 30, 2022


***
All of my cats have been my friends. When people who don't care for cats complain that "Cats are aloof," I stare at them. "What the hell kind of cats do *you* know? Ferals?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 04:09 PM (J2vNu)

510 >>>Meanwhile, completely unrelated: elevated screen time usage by young people leads to psychological defects.

It also leads to lowered testosterone in males.

So, to reiterate.... DOOM.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (QYPq3)

511 Mr. and Ms. Gorby once made an impromptu stop not too far from me. They decided they wanted to visit a local corner store. Not a supermarket, mind you, just one of those mom and pop stores, maybe 1000 sq ft. but packed to the ceiling w items.
They came out of there thoroughly shocked at the abundance, the many choices of any given item, the affordable prices.
That is when the loss of the Cold War hit home to them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, recharging at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (jTmQV)

512 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (yHsuS)

513 St Gorbachev meets the Devil, says he looks like Stalin - news at 11.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM (AaLDK)

ironic because Gorby and his wife were huge Stalinists growing up, as you did back then. Likely never changed.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (eoQWY)

514 There's a place where I was the only white guy that worked, was a lifeguard in that area....you could always tell where the best basketball in the state was".
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 30, 2022 04:06 PM (t6t6M)

This game has been overused but this one definitely deserves a ' just think if a Republican had said this'

Posted by: polynikes at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (CqUXU)

515 Ewok (gulp) added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits (GRHP) ...let the banning begin:

https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 30, 2022 04:04 PM (+Cgut)


That's funny. Like the bearded wise old Ewok.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (5NkmN)

516 Just amazing how people have found ways to make money as "social media influencers" from simple things they enjoy.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton


I wonder how much we could make for fapping?

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (piaw5)

517 Did I miss something ? What's this about ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2022 04:09 PM (bs+z0)

Boswell is just sharing some Horde fan art
The Ewok is particularly good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (V6f9+)

518 NOOD Biden!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2022 04:10 PM (AVBXd)

519

Wasn't Gorby in a Naked Gun movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Abbott, & Costello at August 30, 2022 04:11 PM (iCTKF)

520 Your Friend,
Bulgaroctonus
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2022 03:33 PM (atmen)


Take care of yourself, Bulgaroctonus!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 30, 2022 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

521 All of my cats have been my friends. When people who don't care for cats complain that "Cats are aloof," I stare at them.

I think its a relative thing. Cats generally won't come when called, are fine being on their own, are less demonstrative than a dog, etc. If you're used to the desperate need to be around someone and fawn all over them they way dogs can, a cat will seem pretty indifferent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022 04:11 PM (Ivdso)

522 @497 Oldcat-Nevermind.

Posted by: JROD at August 30, 2022 04:11 PM (0jZnq)

523 nood

Posted by: It's me donna at August 30, 2022 04:12 PM (bs+z0)

524 Jomboy is another one of those types.

How else would you have discovered the glorious sport of Teqball?

https://youtu.be/nZg4XnMjtwY


Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM

That's right, he's another great example. I can't remember what MLB video of his that got everyone to take notice a year or two ago. Was something of the Yankees, as he is a Yankees fan. And I think it was within a year, he just went from obscure YouTuber to being hired by the Yankees or MLB or something. Nice success story there.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 30, 2022 04:12 PM (Do5/p)

525 All of my cats have been my friends. When people who don't care for cats complain that "Cats are aloof," I stare at them. "What the hell kind of cats do *you* know? Ferals?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 04:09 PM (J2vNu)

Some cats are too high strung to allow that kind of closeness but they show it in their own way if you watch their lives how they watch yours. One of mine has brought himself to allow touch for a few minutes a day, as long as he is doing the walking and my hand stays still.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

526 The news made me think of Rush, and the "Gorbasms" the media had about their Soviet hero.

I miss Rush.

Posted by: Wally at August 30, 2022 04:13 PM (FJYfm)

527 If that isn't racist.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at August 30, 2022 04:09 PM (piaw5)


Our Esteemed Elder Brother has to have more latitude in how he expresses himself, some truths are so great and imposing that mere concerns of "appropriateness" are not applicable, and his position requires that he share them.
We should weep for the damage he does himself, not condemn him like we would a lesser person.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2022 04:13 PM (xhaym)

528 Data point: my 9 y/o wants to be a YouTuber
Posted by: In Exile at August 30, 2022 04:08 PM (Sy+xI)

have him make vids for you to watch off line. There's a lot of work to do to put one together - you can see the good ones evolve the techniques if you watch their old stuff versus new stuff

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 04:14 PM (eoQWY)

529
All of my cats have been my friends. When people who don't care for cats complain that "Cats are aloof," I stare at them. "What the hell kind of cats do *you* know? Ferals?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 04:09 PM (J2vNu)

Yup. Cats are just as companionable as dogs.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2022 04:14 PM (BdMk6)

530 Cats generally won't come when called, are fine being on their own, are less demonstrative than a dog, etc. If you're used to the desperate need to be around someone and fawn all over them they way dogs can, a cat will seem pretty indifferent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2022


***
Some, I guess, are those things. Mine have been the opposite. Generally they've been okay alone at home . . . but I recall when I came back from a business trip, Marie the Black Queen gave a long meow that in human terms might have meant, "Where've you BEEEN???"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 30, 2022 04:15 PM (J2vNu)

531 Ewok (gulp) added to the Gallery of Regrettable Horde Portraits (GRHP)

Who is the distinguished gentleman below LadyL? I'm also curious about the one below that but it might be better left unsaid.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 30, 2022 04:16 PM (nfrXX)

532 Way back when, I moved along the fringes of the strip club scene. Talking to those gals, it was obvious the line between stripping and hooking was rather fuzzy, for a lot of them. Drug fueled binges were also part of the "lifestyle."
---
A high school friend of mine owns a strip club. I got him to explain to me all about how the business works. In his bar, the dancers aren't employees or even contractors. They pay HIM to get to dance. From there they make contacts and groom clients for their "side business." So it's like a brick-and-mortar OnlyFans, I guess.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 30, 2022 04:17 PM (sWM8x)

533 Speaking of TikTok, Emily Jashinsky of the Federalist has an article entitled:

"TikTok's New 'Elections Center' is a Massive Threat to National Security"

Posted by: ShainS -- VDH-Endorsed-by-Proxy Connoisseur of Cruelty at August 30, 2022 04:17 PM (aBhTh)

534
have him make vids for you to watch off line. There's a lot of work to do to put one together - you can see the good ones evolve the techniques if you watch their old stuff versus new stuff
Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2022 04:14 PM (eoQWY)

Have him watch Broken Windows Theory on YT. They have some pretty good video techniques.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2022 04:21 PM (BdMk6)

535
Generation Slacker

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2022 04:29 PM (pNxlR)

536 Re: Wiffle ball--there's a tournament in Wren, OH each year (it was two weekends ago, I think; check Joe Kinsey at Outkick.com for more) with teams aged 10+, so seems like the sport is surviving.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 30, 2022 04:36 PM (oCS0o)

537 Idiocracy is a documentary.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 30, 2022 04:50 PM (ytSiK)

538 They are doomed……WE aren’t!

Posted by: Rick554 at August 30, 2022 05:17 PM (FmOIw)

539 STA. Straight to anal.

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