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Great: The Game of Thrones Prequel Will Explore Internalized Misogyny and the Patriarchy
You had me at "prequel." And the internalized misogyny and patriarchy is just icing on the delicious woke cake.
I'm not watching it anyway; Game of Thrones got me over any lingering appetite for Game of Thrones. I just love watching Hollywood set millions of dollars on fire. Now that's entertainment!HBO's upcoming series House of the Dragon -- the highly anticipated prequel series to Game of Thrones -- will bring woke gender politics to novelist George R. R. Martin's universe by exploring "internalized misogyny," the "patriarchy," and other feminist tropes. ... "House of the Dragon really creates a nuanced conversation of misogyny," actress Milly Alcock told Indiewire. "We don't only explore it through a level of women being shut down and the patriarchy, but also go in-depth about the internalized misogyny that women are constantly faced with, and the competitiveness. Alicent and Rhaenyra's relationship is at the forefront of that conversation."Is it Christmas already? How did they know exactly what I wanted?! I can't wait to hear about "Alicent's" and "Rhaenyra's" "conversation" about internalized misogyny. But what I'm really about is the deconstruction of the sexual violence inherent in a patriarchal system:
In an interview with Vanity Fair, House of the Dragon executive producer Sara Hess said sexual violence will never be shown on-screen, though it does occur off-screen, "I think what our show does, and what I'm proud of, is that we choose to focus on the violence against women that is inherent in a patriarchal system," she told the magazine.That's exactly what I was hoping for: I wanted my Dragon Soap Opera to instruct me about Normative Gender Power Structures and Gendered Violence. It's like HBO just gets me. Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos' Woke Amazon production released this awesome soap-opera style character introduction for the Diverse cast of their Stunning and Brave "Rings of Power" fan-fic. Note this clip pushes the soap-opera look of the trailer, but they really released a clip with this kind of "As the Middle Earth Turns..." character introductions.
In addition to getting Woke Warrior Girlboss Galadriel, we'll be getting what you all know you always wanted but didn't quite have the courage to ask for: That's right, Hot Sauron.
We enjoy them by hearing about them and laughing at them. I have to admit, and this is a guilty admission: I know what happened in most of the Disney Marvel shows and movies, and the Disney Star Wars shows, and I haven't seen most of them. I just listen to people goofing on them while I'm walking or cleaning. I'm doing less and less of that because I'm less and less interested in even their enormous sweaty embarrassing failures. But yeah, I know the basics of Obi-Wan. Didn't watch it, but enjoyed it! I don't even know if I have the appetite to listen to take-downs of Girlboss Game of Thrones or Lord of the DEI Rings. They seem so pathetic already. They're pre-taken-down. Meanwhile, Chris Pratt is trolling the woke critics who attacked his show for being so old-fashioned as to just deliver entertainment to, get this, men as well as women who don't mind watching male-skewing stuff. To get the trolling, you should know that ratings on streaming services are measured in streaming-minutes, how many minutes the public has actually watched a show, collectively. In the millions is good; in the billions, very good.
In one post, he posted an article with the headline, "Chris Pratt's new Navy thriller 'The Terminal List' defies woke critics' scathing reviews to shoot up ratings chart with 1.6 BILLION minutes of streams." In another post, the "Everwood" star plastered a photo of Dr. Evil from the "Austin Powers" franchise and noted the number of times viewers watched his show. "One point six BILLLLLLLLLION minutes," he scribed on the meme.
The Daily Beast called "The Terminal List" an "unhinged right-wing revenge fantasy" and "a wet dream for militia-minded anti-establishment kooks" in a scathing review.Absolutely spot-on review. That's why I watched it. Can't believe AllahPundit's second-favorite website nailed that review so hard. And Top Gun: Maverick just edged out Titanic to become the seventh highest domestic grossing movie of all time. Yeah yeah, note, this is in non-inflation adjusted dollars, so recent movies always have an advantage over earlier ones. Still, it now could possibly beat Avengers: Infinity War. This is the domestic box office, not worldwide. It doesn't do as well in worldwide box office, because its US box office is so huge. It's one of the few big movies to have a US box office equal to the the rest of its global take. (Black Panther had an even more lopsided US take.) Despite non-woke entertainment earning money and selling billions of "stream-minutes," Hollywood will not make more similar projects, because: You shouldn't like non-woke "entertainment." You should like the Indoctrination Hollywood feeds you. And if Hollywood can just feed you nothing but that, at some point, you'll be forced to like it.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 06:35 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 06:36 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 06:36 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 06:36 PM (RkC6l)
Have to leaven your woke commentary with lots of T&A, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2022 06:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JT at August 11, 2022 06:37 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 06:37 PM (RkC6l)
I was on vacation and missed that. He announced on Twitter Aug 3. Judging by his replies to replies (i.e. Megyn McCain and others) the decison wasn't his and he doesn't know why he is being terminated as of Sept 2.
Posted by: Herman at August 11, 2022 06:38 PM (gtKRu)
Have to leaven your woke commentary with lots of T&A, after all.
Sex propagates the patriarchy!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 11, 2022 06:38 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:38 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 06:38 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 06:38 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 06:39 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 11, 2022 06:39 PM (zL564)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (gmo/4)
I think unseen and implied sex violence creates a mystery or allure. ITS VIOLENCE!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (BRHaw)
Ace, did you see the clip of the interview with the fat black chick who was crowing about how historic it was to be playing a "dwarf of color"?
Effin' hilarious.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Sara Hess at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (llON8)
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Rape acts in Game of Thrones the TV series (to date): 50
Rape victims in Game of Thrones (to date): 29
Rape acts in ASOIAF the book series (to date): 214
Rape victims in ASOIAF (to date): 117
The books contain over 4 times as much rape as the show (and probably even more; the method of analysis likely underestimates the rape in the books
Posted by: Azathoth at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 06:41 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 06:38 PM (bs+z0)
Told you he works for some letter agency.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 06:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2022 06:41 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 06:39 PM
The only GoT clip I ever saw was part of Ozzy Man's review of barbecuing. That was one clip too many.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 06:41 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:41 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at August 11, 2022 06:41 PM (CloRl)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (bs+z0)
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My wife and I have been watching "The Terminal List." I told my wife I find the storyline compelling because our government is that out of control.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Sphynx at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (P6qMv)
Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM (gmo/4)
Norsemen > Vikings > GOT
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (r+gTy)
Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)
yonder lies da house of my fodder!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (5pTK/)
Rape victims in Game of Thrones (to date): 29
Rape acts in ASOIAF the book series (to date): 214
Rape victims in ASOIAF (to date): 117
The books contain over 4 times as much rape as the show (and probably even more; the method of analysis likely underestimates the rape in the books
Posted by: Azathoth at August 11, 2022 06:40 PM
I like rape.
Posted by: George R. R. Martin at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Marooned at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (iaILv)
Posted by: Tuna at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)
Rus > Varangians > Normans > Norseman > Vikings
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (QYPq3)
Maybe, but I'm at my spending limit on teleblision
Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sphynx at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM (P6qMv)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM (TU8Tj)
==
I like rape.
Posted by: George R. R. Martin at August 11, 2022 06:43 PM (RkC6l)
*shakes fist at the quicker socked-Moron*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM (llON8)
Posted by: weew at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM (+m+uH)
JUST NOW: ABC guest blames FBI raid anger on Neo-Nazis because Merrick Garland is Jewish
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM (BRHaw)
The Station Agent is a very underated film.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (OTm0W)
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2022 06:42 PM (Vr12I)
Lucky for you. You were almost certainly reading it faster than George R.R.R.R.R. Martin was writing it. You would have eventually run out of material.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (5pTK/)
Rape victims in Game of Thrones (to date): 29
I was told there would be no maths!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:46 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 06:46 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Marooned at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: creeper at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (cTCuP)
The Station Agent is a very underated film.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (OTm0W)
TB that the best damn thing about any show. Those little fuckers are just cute as the dickens!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (5pTK/)
Why are you looking at me like that?
Posted by: George Lucas at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (7cRTM)
For a film in which basically nothing happens it still manages to be interesting.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Marooned at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (Vr12I)
JUST NOW: ABC guest blames FBI raid anger on Neo-Nazis because Merrick Garland is Jewish
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM (BRHaw)
1) Bullshit
2) Did ANYONE know this, let alone GAF?
3) Why didn't the racist, bigoted Biden administration tout this as one of their Historic Firsts? (there may have been a previous Jewish AG, but if so it wasn't hyped back then either)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (llON8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:48 PM (BRHaw)
House of the Dragon really creates a nuanced conversation of misogyny
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"About," dummy. It's a conversation about misogyny. H'wood people should be muzzled once the light on the camera turns off.
Example of a conversation of misogyny:
"All women are dogs!"
"No, all women are pigs!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 06:48 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (BRHaw)
Peter the Great loved dwarfs. He collected them hand made them put on shows.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:48 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:46 PM (BRHaw)
Hey I didn't kick the Brits asses back to England for you to use "maths"!
- Shit George Washington said, probably
Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2022 06:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 06:48 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM
*inclines head graciously*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Hodor at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (yikp0)
https://tinyurl.com/8hvvj7ph
You see, President Trump was never really a US President to these people - only lefty Dems are President. He never held the office or deserves the respect - Merrick Garland and NBC news are treating him like hes's a convicted drug king pin or something - at least that's the feeling left from their rhetoric.
Thes people are scum, real scum.
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (+Cgut)
Just kidding, this makes me happy today. Finally.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (haWye)
This isn't going to upset the entire time/space continuum, is it?
Posted by: Doc Brown at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (mn1Pi)
No do birth control pills!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (BRHaw)
As has been noted here, who knew that Garland was Jewish?
I certainly didn't.
The family name was originally Garfinkel - Garland's family (with the new, improved name) are the sort of Jews Jackie Mason made fun of.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (dscaa)
Every time a fan brings up this bullshit, I like to remind them that GRRM doesn't have the balls to finish his series. He may not have what it takes to put out the sixth book!
Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (W/B1B)
Posted by: creeper at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (cTCuP)
Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, Geeks + Gamers, Disparu, Just Some Guy, YoungRippa59 (Eric July), Mauler, MidnightsEdge, and Clipped Coin are some of the best channels for this sort of entertainment.
I watch all this on the big screen TV using a Roku. My wife still watches normie TV via Sling, but what can you do?
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (EDVRd)
>>For a film in which basically nothing happens it still manages to be interesting.
Bobby Conavale was destined for big things and then.....
Nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (OTm0W)
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (hQMh2)
Posted by: George Lucas at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (guGkK)
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Because you're face of every stupid prequel ever made.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 06:50 PM (5pTK/)
It is a most enjoyable past time.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (ITOsM)
Posted by: Marooned at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (/i0hj)
If your entire book series has more rapes in it than a UN peacekeeping mission, I'm going to assume you have a major problem. The fact it's packaged in a guy who looks like he drives around the park in an airbrushed panel van listening to Jethro Tull's 'Aqualung' all day just seals the deal.
Posted by: Azathoth at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (+Cgut)
Well duh. He stole the 2016 election after all.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 06:52 PM (dscaa)
Lord of the Rings: The ScissoRINGS of Power
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2022 06:52 PM (wUHYj)
Though, I suppose "Better Call Saul" is more backstory than prequel.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 06:52 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 06:52 PM (/i0hj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 06:52 PM (W/9Bb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (FVME7)
Cuts right to the heart of things, doesn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:52 PM (guGkK)
"That is what people like! Tiny things hitting other tiny things!"
--Napoleon
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at August 11, 2022 06:52 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: David French at August 11, 2022 06:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mishdog at August 11, 2022 06:53 PM (mv37p)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 06:53 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: weew at August 11, 2022 06:53 PM (+m+uH)
Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2022 06:53 PM (mn1Pi)
Fantasy shit doesn't do a thing for me. Never read the Hobbit series either.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 11, 2022 06:54 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Three Dog Night at August 11, 2022 06:54 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 11, 2022 06:54 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: NCKate at August 11, 2022 06:54 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2022 06:55 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2022 06:49 PM (mn1Pi)
Don't feel alone, I used to have Amazon Prime for a month a year just to watch a few things, haven't done that for quite a while. There's too much free stuff on internet that I don't have time to watch, I don't know why anyone pays for streaming or TV.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 06:55 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 06:55 PM (5pTK/)
How was the music?
Posted by: Three Dog Night at August 11, 2022 06:54 PM (guGkK)
The rain was mainly on the plain.
Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at August 11, 2022 06:55 PM (PiwSw)
sauron vide?
Posted by: kulak anachronda at August 11, 2022 06:54 PM (sGtp+)
Sauron will be forced to submit to Legolas' mighty cockring of power.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 11, 2022 06:55 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Guy who came in late at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: George Lucas at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (guGkK)
Come back, George Lucas! All is forgiven!
Well... most of it.
Posted by: trev006 at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (W/B1B)
This is totally in jest.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 06:53 PM (n1qTB)
Don't toy with the Horde. And nobody wants to see AW's tits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (RFKzk)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (k8B25)
Oh no, that's not what I've always been told. I was always told that the suits in Hollywood don't care about ideology. They just care about making money, so they make the things that the public really wants. Like Standard Operating Procedure. Like In the Valley of Elah. What about Stop-Loss, Taxi to the Dark Side, or Generation Kill?
Right?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (jpLLS)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (cWMuE)
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Same here. I did read Tolkien when I was a teenager, though.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 06:51 PM (FVME7)
All tits will be removed.
All asses will be pounded.
Such is wokeism.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (/i0hj)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 11, 2022 06:56 PM (RFKzk)
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Well, he *did* go over to the Dark Side because they supposedly had a better health plan...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (aaGzp)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (Mv1CU)
And I'm only barely looking forward to it because of what they've done to everything since about 2016.
Justified is one of the least woke shows of the last 20 years without being in your face about it. It'll be a miracle if this one survives. They've already cast a heavy duty black BLM activist to play the white (in the book) main lawyer. But the good news there is in the book her character defends criminal scum.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 06:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Wally at August 11, 2022 06:58 PM (SEmGF)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 06:58 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 06:58 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 06:58 PM (g1EEm)
just plain horrific how far our democracy has slid, how comparably little is being done to safeguard and salvage what we still have, the odds that the november election will completely dismantle what's left, how brutal a christofascist movement will "govern" as the planet melts
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2022 06:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM
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That's amazing ABC guest, now tell me the motive of the aspiring rapper who was turning his life around who ran over the July 4th parade.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 11, 2022 06:59 PM (zL564)
The Station Agent is a very underated film.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I thought that the character of Tywin was well played by Charles Dance. he and Tyrion were the two most interesting characters.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2022 06:59 PM (cY9wR)
They usually don't do it first episode, they wait for a bit to get you into the story.
Then - BAM - they ghey it all up.
We've stopped them in the middle sometimes.
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2022 06:59 PM (6TxNR)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 06:59 PM (5pTK/)
Or not...
Posted by: MkY at August 11, 2022 06:59 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 06:59 PM (wgR7U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 07:00 PM (hwoGt)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 07:00 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:00 PM (bXG0z)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2022 07:00 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:00 PM (Mv1CU)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:01 PM (bXG0z)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 11, 2022 07:01 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Well, they're not OUR kind of Jews!
Posted by: GOPe at August 11, 2022 07:01 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 07:01 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 07:02 PM (/i0hj)
And people pay to watch their crapola.
I will wait for The Game Of Fartclams to come out.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2022 07:02 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2022 07:03 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:03 PM (bXG0z)
Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 07:03 PM (K6p5h)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 06:45 PM (n1qTB)
Would you settle for some mincing androgyny, but like funny sometimes.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:03 PM (dscaa)
I was making all kinds of jokes like "why doesn't she want to stay back at the teepee and make sammiches?"
He didn't get it until about half way through when I kept calling her a "stronk wymmyn".
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 07:01 PM (n1qTB)
Petrichor
One of my favorite words
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:04 PM (Mv1CU)
Posted by: Aztec Empire at August 11, 2022 07:04 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Fish at August 11, 2022 07:04 PM (hIP6r)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2022 07:04 PM (OTm0W)
Posted by: torabora at August 11, 2022 07:03 PM (K6p5h)
Have you heard about the Russian Revolution?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (K5n5d)
You know what I've started to notice with all the woke BS? Despite all their nonsense about "diverse and inclusive" casting there are hardly any actors that can qualify as attractive or beautiful.
Really, take a good long look. And I don't mean at the unflattering stills the detractors post. I mean really look at the actors. Except for maybe one or two every other one is either weird looking or just plain ugly. Maaaaybe there's an average looking person, but most of these people wouldn't have a single chance in hell of ever getting a part in a major film or series. Simply put, real star power absolutely requires a minimum amount of *beauty*.
Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (yL1BK)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 07:01 PM (n1qTB)
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good deal. We've been having a decent monsoon season where we live in AZ. My wife and I were out in the middle of the AZ desert yesterday and it was astonishingly green and beautiful. Temps were bearable too.
We're still trying to wrap out heads around the idea there can be a rainy season in July and August in the desert.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (Mv1CU)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 07:01 PM (n1qTB)
We got about 3/4" Tuesday afternoon. Yesterday stayed mostly cloudy and we had storms all around in the evening, probably including yours
and this morning was foggy.Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (llON8)
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (bXG0z)
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2022 07:06 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 07:06 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Zombie Joe Stalin! at August 11, 2022 07:06 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Moki at August 11, 2022 07:06 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (K5n5d)
Holy shit, I don't have enough fingers and toes to count them. I may need to borrow yours.
Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2022 07:06 PM (yL1BK)
They usually don't do it first episode, they wait for a bit to get you into the story.
Then - BAM - they ghey it all up.
We've stopped them in the middle sometimes.
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2022 06:59 PM
Pretty sure every Hollywood contract now mandates a minimum of 20% ghey content.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 07:06 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 07:07 PM (wvo9L)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:07 PM (K5n5d)
Okay, the Lord of the rings thing looks like a cheap 80's sitcom. Don't feel like watching.
Posted by: Moki at August 11, 2022 07:07 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (dscaa)
I gave "The Sandman" another chance but quit. It's awful for many reasons, however -
in one aspect is it GREAT!!!
The lead, the Sandman, has dead-solid perfect imitation of the Ben Stiller Zoolander "Blue Steel" expression, which he deploys about every three minutes or so.
It's hilarious!
So, Buddy, if you can't get enough "Blue Steel" in your life-
have I got a show for you!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (5NkmN)
Has any Hollywood press release or entertainment rag story ever been written that did not call the movie or show "highly anticipated?"
Even the last seasons of "The Man in the High Castle" and the "Battlestar Galactica" remake must have been called highly anticipated.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (K5n5d)
Holy shit, I don't have enough fingers and toes to count them. I may need to borrow yours.
Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2022 07:06 PM (yL1BK)
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I believe Critical Drinker has admitted that when he started making fun of Disney Star Wars, that's really when his channel took off. Others can make the same claim, I'm sure.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:07 PM (K5n5d)
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It's not bad, though I thought that William Hurt was miscast as Duke Leto.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (aaGzp)
Red Sparrow > Atomic Blonde
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM
Kristy Swanson...Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (RkC6l)
Rocky IX was highly anticipated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 07:09 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 07:09 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: MkY at August 11, 2022 07:09 PM (cPGH3)
Couldn't see a thing.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 07:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Moki at August 11, 2022 07:07 PM (JrN/x)
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The mockery of that show will launch 1.56 BIIIIIILLLLLLION YouTube channels. Count on it!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:09 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (+DS2f)
Hey, fck you too, pal!
Posted by: AoS Book Thread at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (K5n5d)
It helps that Disney Wars was an easy target. You didn't need any particular insight to convey the degree of suck, you just needed style.
Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM (yL1BK)
Posted by: fd at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (yL1BK)
Excellent point. And of course casting must be done not based on the woke bona fides of the actors but rather their ability to fit the role.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM (XIJ/X)
If China had said nothing, I never would have noticed. I appreciate their pointing it out.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM (/NCI4)
United States government official
It's been two years since I announced @KamalaHarris as my running mate. She’s a fearless fighter and the best partner I could have for the work ahead.
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A day that will live in infamy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM (FVME7)
It's not bad, though I thought that William Hurt was miscast as Duke Leto.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (aaGzp)
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IN some ways it's the most faithful adaptation. Though they did add in some scenes with Irulan for some reason. Not that I'm complaining. She's quite easy on the eyes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:11 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:11 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Robert
Watching the last ones was like watching someone blow up a gold mine that they owned.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2022 07:11 PM (cY9wR)
Longer too, I think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 07:11 PM (guGkK)
I also rewatched BladeRunner 2049. I know Ace hated it, but for some reason, it just clicked with me this time. It was excellent. A bit slow in parts, but still excellent.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 07:11 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 07:11 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 11, 2022 07:08 PM (+DS2f)
........
There's Prey if you wanna watch a stronk wymmyn invent a surf leash for her tomahawk.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 07:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:07 PM (K5n5d)
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I bought it and Children of a Lesser Dune on DVD. Like 'em both.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:12 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Fish at August 11, 2022 07:12 PM (hIP6r)
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Have you seen male models lately? No more Marky Mark abs or Tyson Beckford. They now look like kids who used to be beaten up in HS and stuffed in lockers. Weird looking, skinny, and ugly.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:12 PM (oXHK2)
Just imagine being one of the few current Limey actors who missed out on a role in the original GoT series, and having to settle for this B-level quasi-GoT impending disaster.
I snicker when I think about some insufferable Brit actor whining about how insulting it is that his floppy weiner wasn't good enough for the original series.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 07:12 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM
FIFY
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 07:12 PM (RkC6l)
Experiment Restores Cell and Organ Functions to Dead Pigs, Hours After They Died
https://tinyurl.com/25t8me38
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (AMIL/)
I liked "Terminal List" for the pacing and the action scenes, which I thought were excellent. The writing was...eh.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (XIJ/X)
It's been two years since I announced @KamalaHarris as my running mate. She’s a fearless fighter and the best partner I could have for the work ahead.
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A day that will live in infamy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 11, 2022 07:10 PM (FVME7)
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Kamala is doomed, or Joe is doomed. Whenever something like this comes out of the blue, it means the stage is being set for the next big thing to drop.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: kraken
Ruth? (Julia Garner)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:14 PM (Mv1CU)
I bought it and Children of a Lesser Dune on DVD. Like 'em both.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:12 PM (llXky)
Is that the one with Marlee Matlin in a Hover Chair?
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2022 07:14 PM (Vr12I)
https://tinyurl.com/25t8me38
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (AMIL/)
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A part of me says, "Awesome! Renewable bacon!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:14 PM (K5n5d)
>>The Redletter Media takedowns of the Star Wars prequels were much more entertaining than the movies themselves.
Contrary opinion, the sequels weren't that bad.
** runs away holding his ears yelling, lalalalallalala **
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2022 07:14 PM (OTm0W)
Hawkeye - the "hero" is a whiney overtalkative teen girl. Who doesn't love that? The villain is a super angry Hispanic deaf girl with one leg (no joke). I fucking started laughing the minute she showed up - pick a lane people! It was...annoying but okay.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 11, 2022 07:14 PM (+DS2f)
Anyone who watched GoT should watch The Last Kingdom to see how good storytelling, action and suspense should be done. Even the Witcher, so far, as eclipsed GoT.
I have no desire to see this Yass Queen bullshit created and written by people who got jobs purely because of their genitals and not their ability.
Posted by: Rbastid at August 11, 2022 07:14 PM (eTpJj)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 07:15 PM (n1qTB)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 07:09 PM (n1qTB)
Awwh, sweetie. So you're the proverbial needle in the haystack.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:15 PM (dscaa)
Longer too, I think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 07:11 PM (guGkK)
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They also informed the Man of Destiny series, by yours truly.
One small item: their critique of the emptyness of a clone vs droid war was spot-on. Who cares, right?
I made a point of having actual people involved in my galactic wars and the casualty lists appear like flight arrivals, scrolling down unimaginably long lists.
As the war drags on, people die and the survivors are affected by it. So, not at all like Woke Star Wars.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:15 PM (llXky)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:11 PM (K5n5d)
Kind of apples and oranges with Lynch's Dune. Harrison had more time to tell the story and 20+ years of CGI advancements.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2022 07:15 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:15 PM (oXHK2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2022 07:15 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:16 PM (oXHK2)
https://tinyurl.com/25t8me38
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (AMIL/)
What could go wrong
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:16 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (XIJ/X)
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The gutting and nailing intestines to the post was pretty cool.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 07:16 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 06:44 PM
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Is he Jewish? How would we know? Sounds like projection to me.
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2022 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 07:16 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Archimedes
Yep. I don't know why Ace hates it. Not slow for me. All part of the vibe. I never rewatch movies but I've seen BR 2049 three times.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 07:16 PM (g1EEm)
I really don't get why Hollywood can't figure this out.
It's exactly the same problem that they had with superhero movies until Donner's Superman and Burton's Batman.
They didn't respect the stories that tens, hell, maybe hundreds of millions of people loved. Once they did respect them, KACHING!!!!!.
Why give Lord of the Rings to people who obviously hate LotR and just want to piss on the property to make it their own?
It's stupid.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 07:17 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:15 PM (oXHK2)
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Covered in bees!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2022 07:17 PM (aaGzp)
Joe, it sounds like no one has clued you in on the DNC's plans for one or both of you after the mid-term election.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:17 PM (AMIL/)
........
Night of the Living Dead Pigs
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (XIJ/X)
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The gutting and nailing intestines to the post was pretty cool.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 07:16 PM (5pTK/)
I got lost... a lot. But I'm going to go back and re-watch it, this time without wine.
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2022 07:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
You know what I've started to notice with all the woke BS? Despite all their nonsense about "diverse and inclusive" casting there are hardly any actors that can qualify as attractive or beautiful.
Posted by: Robert at August 11, 2022 07:05 PM (yL1BK)
Concur. All "diverse and inclusive" means is fat, ugly folks, minorities of every color and sodomites are in the cast and all are smarter, braver and more skilled than old Y-T.
Just wait till the do a remake of "The Sands Of Iwo Jima" starring Lizzo.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 11, 2022 07:17 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 07:17 PM (wvo9L)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 11, 2022 07:18 PM (qE7BH)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 11, 2022 07:18 PM (TgBWG)
I believe Critical Drinker has admitted that when he started making fun of Disney Star Wars, that's really when his channel took off. Others can make the same claim, I'm sure.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Also, he's admitted that a big part of his success is when he started cheerfully insulting his audience. Specifically, the "Go away now" line.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 07:18 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 11, 2022 07:15 PM (PiwSw)
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Love the aesthetic of having troops dress like its 1550. It kind of makes sense, since they're doing dagger-fighting and the Imperium is like the Holy Roman Empire.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:19 PM (llXky)
Posted by: PabloD at August 11, 2022 07:19 PM (c+t3k)
It's stupid.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 07:17 PM (5NkmN)
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It'd be one thing to give the IP to an inexperienced or ignorant showrunner. Once is probably forgivable. But they do it again, and again, and again, to every IP that has a sizable fanbase. The fans want nothing more than a moderately faithful adaptation that adheres to the spirit of the IP. It's not too much ask. Instead, we get showrunners that deliberately shit all over the fans to tell THEIR stories, not the originals.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:19 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 07:18 PM (n+4am)
To have success, you must have a memorable tagline.
Posted by: Jimmy J.J. Walker at August 11, 2022 07:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (hwoGt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (/i0hj)
***
Revenge, tasty tasty revenge.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: LASue
Lol. I did a lot of in-flight explanation for Ms quantum.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: kraken
Ruth? (Julia Garner)
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 07:13 PM (g1EEm)
I liked it enough to stick with it but it got pretty dark and ridiculous by the 3rd or 4th season. (The kid with the old drug dealing woman- gahhhh!). But the very first episode was one of the best I've ever seen.
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (6JgWQ)
Posted by: Jimmy J.J. Walker at August 11, 2022 07:19 PM (guGkK)
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Gotcha, suckahz!
Posted by: Kit Ramsey at August 11, 2022 07:21 PM (aaGzp)
Aaaaaaaaamzing and Trump’s walls are closing in.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 07:21 PM (oXHK2)
They usually don't do it first episode, they wait for a bit to get you into the story.
Then - BAM - they ghey it all up.
We've stopped them in the middle sometimes.
Posted by: blaster at August 11, 2022 06:59 PM
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Netfix's Sandman, going okay till episode 5. Then they turn the ghey up to 11. Been decades since I read the comic so I don't know if the episode is accurate to the original comic or not. The one thing I remember about the comic is Morpheus' trip to Hell to retrieve his helm. They changed a couple of things compared to the comic.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 11, 2022 07:21 PM (zL564)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 07:22 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2022 07:22 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (/i0hj)
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The SW prequels are flawed, but they do successfully portray the downfall of a young man who yielded to pride and fell into evil. It's the beginning of Anakin's redemption arc that is continued in the original trilogy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:22 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (6JgWQ)
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I thought she was Mt. Doom. Shelob moved waaay to fast for it to be her.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:23 PM (llXky)
Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2022 07:24 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:22 PM (K5n5d)
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No, they're incoherent and awful.
Read Man of Destiny and see how much better it could have been. I'll send you copies gratis if you want.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:24 PM (llXky)
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There is no FBI raid anger.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 11, 2022 07:24 PM (h1jJh)
Trump might want to dismiss SS. Having those Stasi creeps around is dangerous for him
Posted by: Beavis at August 11, 2022 07:24 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 11, 2022 07:21 PM (zL564)
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Comic book adaptations are odd if only because in comic books, it's really hard to pin down what's "canon." Sandman is a weird enough series that you can probably do whatever you want with the characters and still fit into the established canon of the Sandman universe.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:25 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Joe Xiden
We're soon to pass the 7th anniversary of the walls closing in on Trump.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 07:25 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 11, 2022 07:25 PM (+66vc)
The Game of Thrones Prequel and Amazon's Lord of The Rings.
It's like bookends in the video library of shit.
Posted by: YIKES! at August 11, 2022 07:25 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (hwoGt)
I have a Canadar. Is that wrong?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 07:26 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 11, 2022 07:16 PM (guGkK)
Are they fast zombie pigs, or slow zombie pigs?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 11, 2022 07:26 PM (CCf67)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 07:26 PM (W/9Bb)
Yeah, it's about a navy guy but I can get past that.
Hollywood can blow me.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 07:26 PM (anj39)
No hooters are worth that.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 07:27 PM (U3uv2)
I’ve personally prosecuted 100’s of cases and supervised prosecution of thousands. One iron clad rule: when the accused criminal had no defense he goes after the police.
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) August 11, 2022
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 07:27 PM (OuH7W)
Anyone who read Tolkien was acutely aware of how real his writing was. The guy was in the British Army so he know what it was to carry a load and do a long march through muddy trenches.
The way Sam and Frodo start throwing away gear because it's just to heavy is awesome.
The same is true for the other characters. Pippin's all cool with being a Knight of Gondor, but at the end of his shift he can't wait to take off his helmet and the armor is wearing him out.
Note as well that Eowyn isn't some slayer - she crashed through the impact and nailed the Witch-King with a single well-aimed sword-thrust. I hate this "skinny people have magic muscles" crap.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:27 PM (llXky)
Posted by: aelfheld at August 11, 2022 07:27 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: Moloch Garland at August 11, 2022 07:28 PM (Tc2CN)
— Claire McCaskill
////// does not apply to our 2020 rioters
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 07:28 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 07:28 PM (wvo9L)
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) August 11, 2022
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Oh, so now cops never lie? Good to know.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:29 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Moloch Garland at August 11, 2022 07:28 PM (Tc2CN)
Whew, I'm safe then.
Posted by: Robert Reich at August 11, 2022 07:29 PM (PiwSw)
Trump’s walls are closing in.
Posted by: Joe Xiden
We're soon to pass the 7th anniversary of the walls closing in on Trump.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 07:25 PM (g1EEm)
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Slowest moving walls evah!
Posted by: YIKES! at August 11, 2022 07:29 PM (t6XCL)
They may be onto me!
If you don't see me tomorrow you will know whyyyyyyyyyyyy..........
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 07:30 PM (anj39)
Watched "Prey" last night off of teh torrentz (fuck you, Hollywood).
Better than I thought it would be, but still not a good movie. Not even close. Biggest problem is that the Predator was a minor character in a Predator Franchise film.
Also, the stronk female... isn't. She's a whiny teenager who is improbably smarter than everyone else (no way in hell is a teenager smarter than adults, no matter which of the 57 genders they are). She wants to be a hunter, but she's physically slower than EVERYONE, even the fatso French trappers.
Which brings up another point. Every injun in the film is out of shape, either pencil-necked soi-bois who've never lifted more than 20 lbs at a time in their lives or fat old folks. This is a brutal, hunter-gatherer society, with a limited diet. NO ONE is going to be fat, and the young ones are almost certainly going to have physiques like Olympic marathon runners, because they HAVE to.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2022 07:30 PM (n+4am)
So, if something starts off as good, then somehow something different = make it suck.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 11, 2022 07:30 PM (+DS2f)
Never heard of it, but I'm def going to watch it now!
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at August 11, 2022 07:30 PM (qpX6U)
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) August 11, 2022
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Oh, so now cops never lie? Good to know.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:29 PM (llXky)
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McCaskill is conveniently overlooking the minor problem of cops being assassinated during the antifa blm riots.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 07:30 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 07:31 PM (/i0hj)
Posted by: runner at August 11, 2022 07:31 PM (/i0hj)
or she likes allcock.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (Fv1Fp)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0)
He totally rocked in LOTR.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (CCf67)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (wvo9L)
You'd have to be an idiot to follow Kate Blanchett.
WWGB ought to be dumb enough.
Posted by: DaveA at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 11, 2022 07:20 PM (hwoGt)
I noticed a few years back that Wikipedia is a Nazi Dream, cataloging every famous person with Jewish heritage. Of course they supposedly do every religion... still, an interesting curiosity.
People too stupid to see what's coming will continue to fear Christians and look in the wrong direction. And then Christians will be the ones to bail them out. Again.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 07:31 PM (yikp0)
F*ck you, Legos! DIAF!
Posted by: Feet at August 11, 2022 07:33 PM (QYPq3)
— Claire McCaskill
////// does not apply to our 2020 rioters
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 07:28 PM (OuH7W)
Hah! Leftards instantly went after her for this one and insisted she delete it. I do not know if she did. I read about the kerfluffle hours ago on Insty.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 07:33 PM (jTmQV)
People too stupid to see what's coming will continue to fear Christians and look in the wrong direction. And then Christians will be the ones to bail them out. Again.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (dscaa)
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They have an article about every Hollywood celebrity that converted to Judaism...because someone thought it was important.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:34 PM (llXky)
So, if something starts off as good, then somehow something different = make it suck.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
Thrones started off good, and quickly squandered its place and sucked big time, including an ending so bad that would have embarrassed Steven King (who is a POS).
Lord of the Rings was excellent as books, turned into action movies by Peter Jacksom, and some jackass is trying to cash in on what remains of that.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2022 07:34 PM (cY9wR)
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:34 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (Fv1Fp)
About 25 miles east.
Usually if they are headed to Yakima they are much higher. And if Huckleberry Creek they go a different way.
very unsusal.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 07:34 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:34 PM (llXky)
I didn't even know that. Incredible.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:35 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 07:35 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (VwHCD)
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Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: The Former Mrs. Kevin Williamson at August 11, 2022 07:35 PM (llXky)
WWGB ought to be dumb enough.
Posted by: DaveA at August 11, 2022 07:32 PM (FhXTo)
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To my eyes, Kate has the most fascinating face in Hollywood, these days. No idea why I find her face to be so interesting, but, it is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 07:35 PM (5pTK/)
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) August 11, 2022
That closed minded position leads to prosecutorial misconduct. No surprise she has it.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:35 PM (Mv1CU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 11, 2022 07:35 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2022 07:34 PM (cY9wR)
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It's called "wearing the IP as a skinsuit." Hollywood is completely devoid of creative storytelling.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 11, 2022 07:36 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
They're anything but creative. "Different" just means creating unwatchable story-lines lecturing the audience about one liberal shibboleth or another, and gender and race swaps in the name of diversity.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 07:36 PM (g1EEm)
Nobody will watch this shit.
Nobody reads the "Dispatch"
Nobody gives a shit what Lady Gaga and Rob Reiner have to say.
We make our own culture, which is much better.
Posted by: Auspex at August 11, 2022 07:36 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 11, 2022 07:36 PM (MGB5H)
Trump should dump them all and hire his own crew
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:36 PM (WY8d2)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2022 07:34 PM (cY9wR)
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No, they screwed up the entire point of the books but were very pretty, so people cut them slack.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:36 PM (llXky)
Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 07:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 11, 2022 07:35 PM (5HBd1)
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Ellen's revenge for her going straight?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:37 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:37 PM (WY8d2)
Posted by: DB at August 11, 2022 07:36 PM (geLO
I'm thinking he may have had a Kriss carbine that was mistaken for a nail gun.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:38 PM (Mv1CU)
https://tinyurl.com/3e8xrb75
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:38 PM (AMIL/)
Like Top Gun or Predator.
Can't have young boys growing up thinking it's cool to be a man.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 11, 2022 07:38 PM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:38 PM (WY8d2)
Posted by: Robert Reich at August 11, 2022 07:38 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:38 PM (Mv1CU)
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FBI probably bought his weapons.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 07:39 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 07:39 PM (Mv1CU)
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:39 PM (WY8d2)
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:40 PM (WY8d2)
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that's pretty sad. It's crazy what happened.
BTW, there's a bad movie she was in with Ashton Kutcher that played on the whole LA's 2010's PUA vibe where she's hot naked cougar.
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 07:40 PM (OuH7W)
I’ve personally prosecuted 100’s of cases and supervised prosecution of thousands. One iron clad rule: when the accused criminal had no defense he goes after the police.
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) August 11, 2022
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:27 PM (AMIL/)
Now do Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union.
Cvnt.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 07:41 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:42 PM (WY8d2)
Gone with the Wind - Star Wars - The Sound of Music - ET The Extra-Terrestrial - Titanic - Ten Commandments - Jaws - Dr Zhivago - The Exorcist - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
I mean its kind of the list you would expect from memory and how beloved the movies are, although Exorist and Zhivago shocked me. I remember the Star Wars lines, there's no way anything is getting that kind of attendance these days.
The highest selling Avengers movie is number 16. Gone with the Wind has earned over 250 million dollars more than Star Wars, its got a huge HUGE lead that probably will never be equaled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 07:42 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:43 PM (WY8d2)
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 07:43 PM (dscaa)
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And not a nail gun mistaken for a Kriss carbine??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 11, 2022 07:43 PM (yikp0)
That's why I am buying the DVDs of films like Lethal Weapon and Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 07:43 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2022 07:06 PM (Vr12I)
I've never seen it, but someone next to me on a flight was watching. Without dialogue, it was just one scene after another filmed in heavy blue light and the actors had absolutely no facial expression. And very long paused camera shots between scenes. As if the director kept shouting "Just look dead inside!"
Posted by: DaisyB at August 11, 2022 07:44 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: EveR at August 11, 2022 07:45 PM (MUpk6)
Speilberg is about the only Hollywood liberal I ever give respect too. ET, Private Ryan, Schindlers List, Band of Brothers
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:45 PM (WY8d2)
Posted by: kraken
***
I liked it.
Specially liked how the main characters, liberal Dems, are evil AF
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 11, 2022 07:46 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Jonah at August 11, 2022 07:47 PM (WY8d2)
Yeah there are a lot of those shows on now after Sopranos. But in the Sopranos, Tony was TRYING to be a good man, even though he was not. His wife and he tried to raise their kids to be good people but were so bad they couldn't pull it off.
There was nobody like that in, say, Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy, or The Wire. Everyone is awful. Everyone is corrupt and without a soul or purpose. Everyone is miserable. There is no good no hope, and no meaning. Tony Soprano knew there was good and truth and something better, he just wasn't man enough to reach for it and get there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 07:47 PM (Ivdso)
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 07:27 PM (AMIL/)
Now do Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union.
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shit, just get her to name the crime. reckless possession of legal papers with malice aforethought
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 07:48 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 11, 2022 07:48 PM (xxG/v)
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too much ghey, also not that interesting. Like Ozark was like, "folks like gay pr0n,r ight?"
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 07:49 PM (OuH7W)
fuck your content, groomers
Posted by: Doctor sockamster-Doom Speaker-EdD Intersectional Dynamics at August 11, 2022 07:49 PM (OuH7W)
https://tinyurl.com/bdcn989b
There are actually some surprises on there, such as two of the craptastic Star Wars sequels are in the top 20.
Of course, they are not adjusted for cost either. A list showing the most efficient earners of all time (cost the least, had best earning) would be more interesting to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 07:51 PM (Ivdso)
5: El Mariachi (Budget: $7,000, Box office: $2,041,92
4: Super Size Me (Budget: $65,000, Box office: $20,641,054)*
3: Mad Max (Budget: $200,000, Box office: $99,750,000)
2: Blair Witch Project (Budget: $60,000, Box office: $248,639,099)
1: Paranormal Activity (Budget: $15,000, Box office: $193,355,800)
Indies that break through for one reason or another tend to rule this category. Made on a budget but somehow hit big.
*and all that on a lie!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2022 07:57 PM (Ivdso)
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) August 11, 2022
I've personally met a 100 loons just like Claire McCaskill. One iron clad rule: when a loony like Claire accuses you of complaining too much about your bill of rights, she on the side of evil...100% of the time.
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 08:09 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 08:19 PM (sWM8x)
The movie is still getting a million dollars a day.
The only recent movie I can think of that had that staying power, were Spiderman which officially restarted movies after COVID, and The Bad Guys on a much smaller budget and box office, but which did stay for months.
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