Flashback: That Time Kamala Harris Tried to Add Humor to Her Racial Pandering (But Someone, As Usual, Failed to Position Her For Success)

This has "resurfaced," as they say.

It's from 2018. She was, LOL, positioning herself for failure in a presidential run at the time.

First, a sample, to make sure you do not have an allergic reaction to the cringe. Watch this brief snippet and then check your skin in eight minutes.

The cringe is off the charts pic.twitter.com/YkePX3hgR4
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 3, 2022

Now check your skin. If you see a prickly red rash, you are allergic to this high dose of cringe, and you should not watch the following video.

If you show no signs of a rash, you can take a chance and watch Kamala's staff attempt and fail to Position Her For Charm.

Another flashback: a big endorsement for Liz Cheney.

An endorsement for Liz Cheney from OJ Simpson is all u need to know pic.twitter.com/aVEpzQ8A4P
— CuriousRabitt 🐇🧐 (@ApocalypseBar_B) May 10, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 04:43 PM

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1 LIz Cheney link is busted.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 04:43 PM (/NCI4)

2 First?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 04:43 PM (bhRsz)

3 First!!

Posted by: Jmel at August 11, 2022 04:43 PM (bVhJi)

4 The Harris-Biden Administration

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 04:43 PM (Zf0+a)

5 Nope.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 04:43 PM (bhRsz)

6 The Liz endorsement disappeared

Posted by: Regular joe at August 11, 2022 04:44 PM (nnp+f)

7 This woman is so socially clueless she might as well be an engineer. Except for the whole "smart" thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 04:44 PM (/NCI4)

8 Top 10

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 04:44 PM (k8B25)

9 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

10 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 11, 2022 04:44 PM (rbKZ6)

11 Top ten?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 11, 2022 04:45 PM (8/ZOo)

12 Exactly WHICH skin where on what body part?
Like a skin flute?

Posted by: m at August 11, 2022 04:45 PM (rnYgr)

13 Kamala reminds me of that line from the movie Spawn when the clown demon complains about Satan worshippers: Why do we get all the retards?

Posted by: Jmel at August 11, 2022 04:45 PM (bVhJi)

14 Remember, this was about the time that the establishment thought she was the best candidate to run for president.

Never mind your thoughts on the integrity of our voting systems, the most powerful forces of the Democratic Party spent hours and hours over weeks and months with this woman and said, collectively, "Yup, she's the one to lead the public face of the Democratic Party."

Because they're geniuses who can never be stopped by anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

15 Kamala Harris is the greatest whore/VP of all time. Nobody comes close.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (x/Zt2)

16 Fuck Liz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (BRHaw)

17 Can she be sued for false advertisement?

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (k8B25)

18 Dickless Chaney

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (BRHaw)

19 Hillary sees your wakanda
And raises you a Kamala-towanda!

Posted by: Rex B at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (BVYOm)

20 Because they're geniuses who can never be stopped by anything.

We should just give up and not vote. That'll show'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (/NCI4)

21 There was a time when I thought Hillary Clinton had zero competition for most unlikable human on Earth. I stand corrected. She has serious competition.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (c27kV)

22 That last tweet seems to be dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

23 Speaking of Cheney, I mentioned on the ONT last night an editorial from the Washington Examiner's Quin Hillyer, titled "The Conservative Case in Favor of Liz Cheney is Overwhelming," in which she (?) proceeded to say that if Cheney did not win the primary, "it would be a black mark against Wyoming voters."

Hear that, peons?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (bhRsz)

24 BLAM BLAM BLAM

ANNUAL
COMPLIANCE TRAINING CAN KISS MY ASS

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (Ylw/Y)

25 There is only The One Party, so there is no need for feedback or improvements.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (ujCo1)

26 “You don’t understand what the war was all about. In fact, you subscribe to many of the principles that we fought against. And I cannot be a party to that. It is with deep regret that I hereby submit my letter of resignation.”

Is he calling Trump a fascist? A Nazi? Sounds like it. If Milley thinks Trump damaged America’s reputation, we have to wonder how he feels about Biden’s blunders.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (RHGPo)

27 Tacos?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (diceA)

28 Speaking of Cheney, I mentioned on the ONT last night an editorial from the Washington Examiner's Quin Hillyer, titled "The Conservative Case in Favor of Liz Cheney is Overwhelming," in which she (?) proceeded to say that if Cheney did not win the primary, "it would be a black mark against Wyoming voters."

Are these people TRYING to lose?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (/NCI4)

29 23 Speaking of Cheney, I mentioned on the ONT last night an editorial from the Washington Examiner's Quin Hillyer, titled "The Conservative Case in Favor of Liz Cheney is Overwhelming," in which she (?) proceeded to say that if Cheney did not win the primary, "it would be a black mark against Wyoming voters."

Hear that, peons?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (bhRsz)

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These people need to just start their own third party already. I suggest The WSOOFP, the We Smell Our Own Farts Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

30 18 Dickless Chaney
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM (BRHaw)

Which one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:48 PM (diceA)

31 A preview of Liz concession speech:

This fight is not over — it may take many years. For anyone wondering about my own future, let me say this: I will do everything in my power to make sure Donald Trump is never again near the Oval Office. Oh and keep up the war machine grift and foreign endless murder fields for your sons.

But mainly the latter!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:48 PM (BRHaw)

32 A Twitter commenter noted that Liz Cheney will be assuming a "Rubin-esque" role at MSNBC and I thought that was kinda clever.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 11, 2022 04:48 PM (vZqvS)

33 So now we know the National Archivist has more juice than The President of The United States.

Trump should announce that his first act upon swearing the Oath of Office is going to be to fire the National Archivist, appoint his own Archivist and do a top down review of all documents retained by Ex-Presidents and other officials.

If this is the game they're going to play then that's the game that's going to be played.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2022 04:48 PM (HGhZ9)

34 Wait, is that last video a Steven Colbert staff written bit? It's on the official Late Show with Steven Colbert and has the show logo on it.

If so, that's even worse. His comedy writing staff was like 20 people and this is what they came up with?

Lordt Almighty!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (kDGvA)

35 Which one?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:48 PM (diceA)

The fat old ugly one!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (BRHaw)

36 Bwahahahaha!!!!

What the actual Fu*k???!!!

Gawd. The stupidity.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (anj39)

37 Wait, can Kamala be brought up on charges of being a traitor to the US because of her service to Wakanda?

Posted by: m at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (rnYgr)

38 The fat old ugly one!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (BRHaw)

*blink*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (diceA)

39 If you show no signs of a rash, you can take a chance and watch Kamala's staff attempt and fail to Position Her For Charm.
++++
Some feats are impossible, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (WWh8n)

40 She's really dumb if she thought this was a good idea,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (wvo9L)

41 Hillary sees your wakanda
And raises you a Kamala-towanda!
Posted by: Rex B at August 11, 2022 04:46 PM

"Damn it, Neil...the name is Nuwanda."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 04:50 PM (RkC6l)

42 I thought I was in Wakanda but it turned out to be Newark...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 04:50 PM (jTmQV)

43 You want it not to be real because it's so cringe.

But, it's worse: They had a staff of writers write this. They had multiple takes. It spent hours in post adding the music and still and photoshops.

And not one step along the way did anyone see anything wrong.

This is Preparation H product placement in Brokeback Mountain bad.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 04:50 PM (Zf0+a)

44 BLAM BLAM BLAM

ANNUAL
COMPLIANCE TRAINING CAN KISS MY ASS

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (Ylw/Y)

Something vexes thee?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 04:50 PM (anj39)

45 It's nice to know ace, aka Chuy, has an exposure protocol he is following like Jack Bauer on this stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:50 PM (diceA)

46 Woman has zero political talent, got her start on her knees in a state where her race and sex moved her to the front of the line and Democrats only have to wait in line to be a Senator. One party states bring you corporate Republicans and clueless Democrats with no politic instincts.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 11, 2022 04:51 PM (cGlgB)

47 BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM (Ylw/Y)

Something vexes thee?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 04:50 PM (anj39)

Nice. RH: PoT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:51 PM (diceA)

48 Weird how that Wakanda thing is more coherent than anything she has done recently, even if it is stupid.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 04:51 PM (UuD2k)

49 Wonder why the suggestion box at the IBF is empty?

My mind is the party.

Kick me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 11, 2022 04:51 PM (ujCo1)

50 What the actual f*ck was that??

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 04:51 PM (DRSnL)

51 They say that the vice president sucks.

Confirmed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 11, 2022 04:51 PM (lTGtQ)

52
A Twitter commenter noted that Liz Cheney will be assuming a "Rubin-esque" role at MSNBC and I thought that was kinda clever.
Posted by: spongeworthy

She'll be flaunting her pudgy body nude as she ladles out her penetrating insights?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2022 04:51 PM (pNxlR)

53 grift and graft and greed OH MY

During Cheney’s first term in office, from 2017 to 2018, her net worth grew from the 71st ($7,036,013) to the 24th ($14,710,513) wealthiest member in the U.S. House of Representatives, the Center for Responsive Politics analysis shows.

Since then, Cheney’s net worth has continued to grow–perhaps significantly. According to her 2020 Personal Financial Disclosure former, Cheney declared her net worth was estimated between $10,422,023 and $44,140,000

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (BRHaw)

54 I think Wyoming folks are fine with some Washington DC journalist thinking poorly of them.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (3cGpq)

55 I love the "Wakanda Forever" thing. Wakanda is a racial ethnostate as well as a country with impenetrable borders and a LASER-like focus on Wakanda's interests as the sole motivator for all Wakandan policy.

Wakanda, if real, would be the *ultimate* enemy of every facet of the prog agenda. But hey, BLACK SUPERHERO AND WAKANDA FOREVER!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (WWh8n)

56 Does that 14th amendment thing apply here ?

Section 3.

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (RHGPo)

57 Speaking of Cheney, I mentioned on the ONT last night an editorial from the Washington Examiner's Quin Hillyer, titled "The Conservative Case in Favor of Liz Cheney is Overwhelming," in which she (?) proceeded to say that if Cheney did not win the primary, "it would be a black mark against Wyoming voters."

Hear that, peons?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 04:47 PM

The lack of awareness is off the chart.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (RkC6l)

58 Hitler burst forth from his grave, scattering ash and soil, and growled at me. Then said "Please would you tell Biden to dial back the uppers just a bit? It's excessive."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (44ww/)

59 I've gone this long without ever hearing Kamala's voice. I see no reason to end that streak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (xPJvm)

60 I thought I had a high cringe tolerance and watched the video but may have to go see a doctor now.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (MxEKc)

61 Miley admitted to advising our biggest military adversary he would warn them if Trump , The POTUS, his Commander in Chief , was planning any military attack against them.

He should be charged with Treason and executed. Not an exaggeration.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (CqUXU)

62 According to her 2020 Personal Financial Disclosure former, Cheney declared her net worth was estimated between $10,422,023 and $44,140,000

Thanks for narrowing it down to a factor of 4. I think we can assume it's close to, if not above the larger number.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (/NCI4)

63 55 I love the "Wakanda Forever" thing. Wakanda is a racial ethnostate as well as a country with impenetrable borders and a LASER-like focus on Wakanda's interests as the sole motivator for all Wakandan policy.

Wakanda, if real, would be the *ultimate* enemy of every facet of the prog agenda. But hey, BLACK SUPERHERO AND WAKANDA FOREVER!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (WWh8n)

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Wouldn't let in any white people, so all the AWFLs hoping to get in would be on the wrong side of the super-advanced border wall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

64 Does that 14th amendment thing apply here ?

Section 3.

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.
Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (RHGPo)
++++
No, but there is a reason for the failed "insurrection" narrative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (WWh8n)

65 The video is worse than I thought. Aside from the cringey notion and shitty photoshops, there are all those weird pauses ... I thought she was supposed to be a slick-talkin' big-city lawyer.

Looks like she didn't just stop preparing for anything once she got the VP nod. Guess it's been her modus operandi for a long time.

Posted by: spindrift at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (h5TKJ)

66 I, Chuy, fixed the liz cheney link.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (B3oWe)

67 She's so outrageously flat and horrible with her delivery that it's actually confusing at first because you're not sure what she's doing, and then it slowly dawns on you that she's trying to be funny and then the cringe really hits you.

Posted by: Biergood at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (FQWHA)

68 I think I would rather watch Ted Cruz recite entire passages from The Princess Bride.

He, at least, doesn't use a teleprompter and enjoys the experience.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (xhaym)

69 So lame it's not even cringey.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (g1EEm)

70 Wakanda, if real, would be the *ultimate* enemy of every facet of the prog agenda. But hey, BLACK SUPERHERO AND WAKANDA FOREVER!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 04:52 PM (WWh8n)

Black Wokekanda >> Black Wakanda

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (BRHaw)

71 66 I, Chuy, fixed the liz cheney link.
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (B3oWe)

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There is no ace, only Chuy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

72 This chuy thing is almost as long running as his anthropomorphic penis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (diceA)

73 whoa does dick cheney look like the corpse of vader or what in those grumpy man yells at clouds ads he made for miss piggy?

Posted by: Nora at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (R3f+0)

74 I watched it without sound because I can only take so much stupid. When is commie-la going to shave her head?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (llON8)

75 A Twitter commenter noted that Liz Cheney will be assuming a "Rubin-esque" role at MSNBC and I thought that was kinda clever.
Posted by: spongeworthy

Not kinda. Very much so. Two insults in one pun.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (CqUXU)

76 >>> Speaking of Cheney, I mentioned on the ONT last night an editorial from the Washington Examiner's Quin Hillyer, titled "The Conservative Case in Favor of Liz Cheney is Overwhelming," in which she (?) proceeded to say that if Cheney did not win the primary, "it would be a black mark against Wyoming voters."

believe it or not, "Quin" is male-presenting (sort of -- like most NeverTrumpers, "he" rides the line of transex)

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (B3oWe)

77 This bis isn't even African, so why would she care about "Wakanda"? Wouldn't her Indian side see Wakanda as a potential rival?

Can't wait to see (or not) how cringe "Wakanda Forever" is.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (Rl7KJ)

78 Watching that clip of Kamala is like your grandmother trying to high five with you.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (wb1YC)

79 Wakanda is in my mouth, and I'm on a milking mission.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris "50 feet of garden hose is too short" at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (JOtiF)

80 Nice. RH: PoT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:51 PM (diceA)

Obscure to be sure, but one of the best lines in the movie.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (anj39)

81 I, Chuy, fixed the liz cheney link.
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 04:53 PM (B3oWe)

Gracias!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (DRSnL)

82 32 A Twitter commenter noted that Liz Cheney will be assuming a "Rubin-esque" role at MSNBC and I thought that was kinda clever.
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 11, 2022 04:48 PM (vZqvS)
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I hear Liz Cheney's getting a 95-pound mole taken off her ass.

Posted by: Ralph Cifaretto at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (chL32)

83 She wants to be senator of a fascist, racist military dictatorship ruled solely by hereditary succession?

Seems on-brand to me.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (Zf0+a)

84 If I was a dem voter that donated $3 to kumala's campaign, I'd be wanting my money back.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (n1qTB)

85 She has creepy-looking eyes, strangely wandering eyeballs, and out-of-control eyelids.

Definitely another failed attempt by Chinese Government Scientists to lab-grow a perfect US Democrat political candidate. How she escaped the Wuhan lab may remain a mystery.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 04:56 PM (AMIL/)

86 Are you sure that's Kamala? She didn't cackle

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 11, 2022 04:56 PM (gbzeC)

87 aw gawd, the link is working and lizzie's new endorsement is......

Posted by: Nora at August 11, 2022 04:56 PM (R3f+0)

88 He should be charged with Treason and executed. Not an exaggeration.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
=
You are emitting a radiant glow. Better change your nick again and try a different approach, lest your supervisor give you a poor performance review.

Posted by: um, I'mma let you finish but first . . . at August 11, 2022 04:56 PM (C92GN)

89
Gosh, Ol' Liz really brings out the best people, does she not?

Gonna have loads of time to help Juice look for Nicole's murderer, Liz! Good of you to help!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (pNxlR)

90 Her Secret Service code name is Blade 1 fat vampire.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (ujCo1)

91 Obscure to be sure, but one of the best lines in the movie.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 04:55 PM (anj39)

'Cause it'll hurt more, you idiot!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (diceA)

92 made it less than 10 seconds into wakanda ad as i never saw the movie and i care even less about cackles

Posted by: Nora at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (R3f+0)

93 >>.There is no ace, only Chuy.

es mi nombre. Mi gente me lo dio.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (B3oWe)

94 (winnowed)

Years ago when Scooter Libby was put on trial, some of my shit-lib professors were joking and laughing about it. It was obvious to them that surely he would be sweated in public, outed as gay, and the walls were closing in on the Bush presidency.

I was a squishy moderate at the time, but the weird and petty sadism was something I just couldn't get out of my head.

These dancing goblins do not self-govern, and in fact do the opposite push against everything. They will have to be dealt with, but I don't know how that shakes out for the non-weirdos that live here.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 04:49 PM (44ww/)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (44ww/)

95 The most disconcerting thing about our ruling class is their complete inability to act like human people.

They are so out of touch with everything they have trouble mimicking their own species.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (KbCG3)

96 staceyabrams

In Brian Kemp’s Georgia, rent is sky high, inflation has destabilized our economy, and the price of groceries is increasingly out of reach. He can point the finger as much as he likes, but either this is the economy he created or it’s not.

Wow the GA Gov now runs US monetary and fiscal policies. No wonder Tank is putting he full weight behind this run!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (BRHaw)

97 Off corrupt senile politician sock!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (llON8)

98 A Twitter commenter noted that Liz Cheney will be assuming a "Rubin-esque" role at MSNBC and I thought that was kinda clever.
___________

Ruebens' fat chicks were attractive unclothed. Nobody can say that about Lizard Cheney, a middle-aged hag that doesn't look good even with hours' worth of professional make-up and expensive wardrobe. Nekkid, she's probably on the horror scale akin to Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (MvHI3)

99 She has creepy-looking eyes, strangely wandering eyeballs, and out-of-control eyelids.

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I think her eyes are following teleprompter lines. She can't even ad lib this dumb shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (UuD2k)

100 93 >>.There is no ace, only Chuy.

es mi nombre. Mi gente me lo dio.
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (B3oWe)

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Do your gents happen to include a chap named Ivo Shandor?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

101 She talks like Billy Crystal's impression of Sammy Davis Jr., kookoo-kitty.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (B3oWe)

102 Wow, check out the brains on this guy!
Gov. Hair gel just his announced his new water strategy. It involves building some new storage systems.
Now that we have no rain.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (jTmQV)

103 93 >>.There is no ace, only Chuy.

es mi nombre. Mi gente me lo dio.
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (B3oWe)

I always find it hilarious to read pidgin languages that I know a few words of. It is entertaining.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (diceA)

104 OT but Hank Hill just had heated discussion with a young rock n roll hippie Christian who was influencing Bobby.

Hippie - You guys just don't get us. Jesus had long hair.

Hank - that's because I wasn't his father.

Best show evah.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (CqUXU)

105 Oh shit, OJ Simpson?

I'd rather be endorsed by the Devil.

Then again, what's the difference?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (JOtiF)

106 I thought I was going to Wakanda, but the bus dropped me in Oakland.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

107 95 The most disconcerting thing about our ruling class is their complete inability to act like human people.

They are so out of touch with everything they have trouble mimicking their own species.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2022 04:57 PM (KbCG3)

Does not compute, erm...How dare you!

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (PiwSw)

108 Here's the bad part: Kommielala was more coherent 4 years ago babbling that nonsense than she is today.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (6jpby)

109 Willowed:
Just read Margot Cleveland, Four Possible Reasons for the Raid. Number 4 is the same as McCarthy, this raid is a pretext for Jan 6th.

I realize the answer is 'who, whom?' but honestly, is it legal or ethical to tell a judge you want a raid for Charge A when that is intentionally deceitful, and you are fishing for evidence to make Charge B? When obviously you do not have the evidence for a warrant for Charge B?

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (knzHR)

110 Do your gents happen to include a chap named Ivo Shandor?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

Tobin's Spirit Guide?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (diceA)

111 Nancy Pelosi sees your Wakanda and raises you a kabuki-bukkake.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (WHt4f)

112
They are so out of touch with everything they have trouble mimicking their own species.
==
Sorry, but I'm not entirely sure the evidence has established that "own species" conjecture.

Posted by: Say, about that at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (NhZdC)

113 I watched it without sound because I can only take so much stupid. When is commie-la going to shave her head?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 11, 2022 04:54 PM (llON8 )

Even with the sound off it's bad. I especially liked the TRADE graphic over the picture of the black girl.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

114 Wow, check out the brains on this guy!
Gov. Hair gel just his announced his new water strategy. It involves building some new storage systems.
Now that we have no rain.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (jTmQV)
.......

They'll be finished about the same time as High Speed Rail.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

115 staceyabrams

In Brian Kemp’s Georgia, rent is sky high, inflation has destabilized our economy, and the price of groceries is increasingly out of reach. He can point the finger as much as he likes, but either this is the economy he created or it’s not.

Uh, it's not. Next?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (bhRsz)

116 Weird timing:

Armed Off-Duty Federal Agent Shot and Killed by Deputies in Florida Keys: Sheriff

https://tinyurl.com/42yss2ur

Posted by: Today's FBI at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (Vu7A1)

117 110 Do your gents happen to include a chap named Ivo Shandor?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

Tobin's Spirit Guide?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (diceA)

========

The 3rd edition is where his editors really moved things away from genuine spirit study and into trendy shit. You can tell. It's the chapter on crystals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (LvTSG)

118
OK, that Kamala/Wakanda thing is pretty horrible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (IXpV7)

119 next Tuesday is gonna be sweet and quick

Election Wizard will probably call it on Monday night like they did the Joe Kent race

My B'Day is Monday but I'm putting off the party until Tuesday

Napoleon will just have to wait a day for his party

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (us2H3)

120 I realize the answer is 'who, whom?' but honestly, is it legal or ethical to tell a judge you want a raid for Charge A when that is intentionally deceitful, and you are fishing for evidence to make Charge B? When obviously you do not have the evidence for a warrant for Charge B?
==
*shifty eyes*

Let me tell you a little story . . .

Posted by: Rosemary Collyer at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (NhZdC)

121 115 staceyabrams

In Brian Kemp’s Georgia, rent is sky high, inflation has destabilized our economy, and the price of groceries is increasingly out of reach. He can point the finger as much as he likes, but either this is the economy he created or it’s not.

Uh, it's not. Next?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (bhRsz)

=========

So...she's also blaming Biden?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

122 >>> 116 Weird timing:

Armed Off-Duty Federal Agent Shot and Killed by Deputies in Florida Keys: Sheriff

https://tinyurl.com/42yss2ur
Posted by: Today's FBI at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (Vu7A1)

What was he doing that got him shot?

What do you mean 'you should read the content'???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (llON8)

123 Wasn't Wakanda the new name that the Charlie Dalton character gave himself in Dead Poets Society?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (wgR7U)

124 You know, this has to have been broadcast to the Cobert studio seals.

Somewhere, someone has the video

And you know it's even worse with the laughtrack....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (Zf0+a)

125 Wow, check out the brains on this guy!
Gov. Hair gel just his announced his new water strategy. It involves building some new storage systems.
Now that we have no rain.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (jTmQV)

No mention of buying back the desalination plant equipment they sold off?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (CqUXU)

126 Jeebus, OJ? How is that fkr even relevant?

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2022 05:02 PM (mn1Pi)

127 mi nombre es Chuy. Quiero estar votre novo Gubernato di Tejas. Hablo espanol muy bueno.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:02 PM (B3oWe)

128 Can't stop laughing about the O.J. Simpson endorsement! It would be great to see Liz barreling down the highway in a white Bronco, trying to avoid getting cornered by reporters interested in her comments on the subject (and, yes, it would have to be Breitbart or Daily Caller reporters; the lamestream media will give her a pass).

Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2022 05:02 PM (njExo)

129 Unsockify me.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 11, 2022 05:02 PM (Vu7A1)

130 staceyabrams

In Brian Kemp’s Georgia, rent is sky high, inflation has destabilized our economy, and the price of groceries is increasingly out of reach. He can point the finger as much as he likes, but either this is the economy he created or it’s not. ...
Posted by: Dr. T at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (bhRsz)
++++
LOLWUT? The only thing you could even possibly - and remotely - put on Kemp is high rents, if he has championed restrictions that helped drive up costs. But he probably didn't. I am not a Georgian, but in most places those are municipal and county-level considerations...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:02 PM (WWh8n)

131 next Tuesday is gonna be sweet and quick

Election Wizard will probably call it on Monday night like they did the Joe Kent race

My B'Day is Monday but I'm putting off the party until Tuesday

Napoleon will just have to wait a day for his party
Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (us2H3)
***

Has anyone polled the voters in Dominion county?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 05:02 PM (anj39)

132
But... Dick Cheney just came out with a video endorsing everything his redolent cocksplatter has been saying and doing, unequivocally.

What does the Butcher of Brentwood think about that? I guess his mind is blown.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:02 PM (IXpV7)

133 We've passed several, multi billion dollar water infrastructure bonds in the last decade in California and they haven't done a single thing. Haven't done anything since the 70s actually.

Posted by: CA Token at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (kAMDK)

134
Positioned to suck.

Posted by: Mister White at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (31HUx)

135 Of course Kamala would like Wakanda. Look at all the black guys she would get to jail!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (KbCG3)

136 A fake vice president endorsing a fake country instead of her own.

I mean on a certain level this is perfect.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (ESjRY)

137 Is this the Chuy de Spadeo site?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (n1qTB)

138 >>> 125 Wow, check out the brains on this guy!
Gov. Hair gel just his announced his new water strategy. It involves building some new storage systems.
Now that we have no rain.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (jTmQV)

No mention of buying back the desalination plant equipment they sold off?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 05:01 PM (CqUXU)

Too bad TX didn't buy it from them, although CA probably would have had a hissy fit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (llON8)

139 116 Weird timing:

Armed Off-Duty Federal Agent Shot and Killed by Deputies in Florida Keys: Sheriff

https://tinyurl.com/42yss2ur
Posted by: Today's FBI at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (Vu7A1)

A good start...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (gbzeC)

140 An armed and reportedly suicidal federal agent was shot and killed by deputies during a confrontation in the Florida Keys Wednesday morning, officials said.

***

They left out "patriotic.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (wb1YC)

141 I just realized I don't know the names of either of California's senators.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (B/7uq)

142 136 A fake vice president endorsing a fake country instead of her own.

I mean on a certain level this is perfect.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (ESjRY)

=========

It's like RBG praising South Africa right before they started stealing land from white farmers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)

143 "staceyabrams

In Brian Kemp’s Georgia, rent is sky high, inflation has destabilized our economy, and the price of groceries is increasingly out of reach"

So she is in agreement the economy DOES suck and we are in a recession?

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (MxEKc)

144 But... Dick Cheney just came out with a video endorsing everything his redolent cocksplatter has been saying and doing, unequivocally.

What does the Butcher of Brentwood think about that? I guess his mind is blown.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:02 PM (IXpV7)
++++
I nominate "redolent cocksplatter" for immediate inclusion into the style guide.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)

145 141 I just realized I don't know the names of either of California's senators.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (B/7uq)

I can't either.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (PiwSw)

146 Hey Chuy, donde hay una llantera cerca de aqui?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

147 I just realized I don't know the names of either of California's senators.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (B/7uq)

Feinstein and I don't know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (DRSnL)

148 No longer do schools and other institutions need to screen apparently healthy students and employees as a matter of course,” the report added. “The CDC is putting less emphasis on social distancing. Its quarantine rule for unvaccinated people is gone. The agency’s focus now is on highly vulnerable populations, and how to protect them — not on the vast majority of people who at this point have some immunity against the virus and are unlikely to become severely ill.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (BRHaw)

149 I'm trying my hand at making a smoked meatloaf, not the singer. I mixed beef and spicy Italian sausage.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (eGTCV)

150 144 I nominate "redolent cocksplatter" for immediate inclusion into the style guide.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)

=========

The bylaws state that family members cannot nominate contributions from other family members for entry into the style guide, but they are allowed to second the motions.

Them's the rules.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

151 I don't even know WTF Wakanda is. Nor do I care to. Nor do I care to listen or watch anything she does. The only thing she is apparently good at is banging her way to the top and she's a woke checkmark who has the IQ of cream of fichus soup. Or in this case, cream of Willie Brown soup.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (zB9nf)

152 Wow, check out the brains on this guy!
Gov. Hair gel just his announced his new water strategy. It involves building some new storage systems.
Now that we have no rain.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 04:58 PM (jTmQV)
.......

They'll be finished about the same time as High Speed Rail.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

---------

The rain to nowhere ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (wgR7U)

153 Armed Off-Duty Federal Agent Shot and Killed by Deputies in Florida Keys: Sheriff

https://tinyurl.com/42yss2ur
Posted by: Today's FBI at August 11, 2022 05:00 PM (Vu7A1)
***

sorry to see that happen to anyone.
But...
Just think of all the new IRS agents. 85,000. All armed and their only enemy is the American Taxpayer.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (anj39)

154 Liz needs to go bird huntin' with her daddy.

*quietly replaces Dick's #8 birdshot with 00 Buck*

/note to Bob @ nosuchagency. This is referred to as "Dark Humor". To object would be racist. You're not racist, right? Right?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (tkOps)

155 course Kamala would like Wakanda. Look at all the black guys she would get to jail!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 11, 2022 05:03 PM (KbCG

Jail, blow

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (W/9Bb)

156 >>>146 Hey Chuy, donde hay una llantera cerca de aqui?

uhhh... no se'.

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (B3oWe)

157 Them's the rules.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)
++++
*sigh*

:: wanders off, muttering ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (WWh8n)

158 English mothafuckers, do you speak it?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (zB9nf)

159 What was he doing that got him shot?

Agent was drunk, Sheriff suspects suicide by cop.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (Vu7A1)

160 I realize the answer is 'who, whom?' but honestly, is it legal or ethical to tell a judge you want a raid for Charge A when that is intentionally deceitful, and you are fishing for evidence to make Charge B? When obviously you do not have the evidence for a warrant for Charge B?
Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (knzHR)

Everything obtained is inadmissible in a court. You cannot get a warrant to search and seize for something you told a court you wanted - and then seize items unrelated to the warrant for use in some investigation the court was never informed about or brought out in the affidavit.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (+Cgut)

161 And I only know Feinstein because she was senator when I lived there 13 years ago, along with Boxer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (DRSnL)

162 Feinstein and I don't know.
Posted by: Jordan61

I forgot ChiFi was still alive. Just like her!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (B/7uq)

163 158 English mothafuckers, do you speak it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (zB9nf)

=========

You know what English has a lot of in it?

French.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

164 Wholesale Prices Surge Another 9.8%

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (BRHaw)

165 I resent having to compete with YDice's superb vocabulary.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (44ww/)

166 127 You want to be our new government of Texas.

Si señor.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (g1EEm)

167 >>> 150 144 I nominate "redolent cocksplatter" for immediate inclusion into the style guide.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:04 PM (WWh8n)

=========

The bylaws state that family members cannot nominate contributions from other family members for entry into the style guide, but they are allowed to second the motions.

Them's the rules.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

I nominate "redolent cocksplatter" for immediate inclusion into the style guide.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (llON8)

168
The other one is some guy named Alex Padilla. I don't know much about him except that he's apparently replaced Harris. I don't know anything about his voting record, or even what foreign government he obsequiously serves. Probably China, it's CA after all, but who knows?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (IXpV7)

169 >>>158 English mothafuckers, do you speak it?

no, estoy un candidato por gubernato di Tejas. estaba de joven uno "skateboarder." "Cowabunga!"

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (B3oWe)

170 164 Wholesale Prices Surge Another 9.8%
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (BRHaw)

=========

Didn't the economy hear the messaging from the White House? Inflation is done, just like the baby formula shortage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

171 Wacunta Forever

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (dscaa)

172 What, No Cackle?

I guess she only cackles when she is asked real questions, and has no real answers.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (Cus5s)

173 I nominate "redolent cocksplatter" for immediate inclusion into the style guide.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (llON

++++
SECONDED

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (WWh8n)

174 Everything obtained is inadmissible in a court. You cannot get a warrant to search and seize for something you told a court you wanted - and then seize items unrelated to the warrant for use in some investigation the court was never informed about or brought out in the affidavit.
=
Potentially a civil rights violation lawsuit. Or, just a slap on the wrist if its the Fisa Court.

Posted by: Rosemary Collyer at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (C92GN)

175 What was he doing that got him shot?

Agent was drunk, Sheriff suspects suicide by cop.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (Vu7A1)

He was a Flight Deck Officer for the Transportation department, whatever that is.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (CqUXU)

176
I just realized I don't know the names of either of California's senators.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Feinstein and Speedy Gonzales (undulay!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

177 Kamala would like Wakanda. Look at all the black guys she would get to jail!
___________

It's probably her daddy issues. He's black, apparently didn't have much to do with her when she was growing up, and now seems embarrassed by her. (He's smart, she's obviously not). She likes punishing black men because she's subconsciously punishing daddy for not liking her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (MvHI3)

178 Now there's a plan-gobull wermin is melting the ice caps and making the oceans rise so desalinate the ocean water and lower the sea levels. Next problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (n1qTB)

179 Las pistolas no son buenas. Votar por me!!!

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (B3oWe)

180 What does the Butcher of Brentwood think about that? I guess his mind is blown.

As I always say, it is better to have your mind blown then your throat slit.....alledgely.

Posted by: O.J. Simpson at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (QdLxG)

181 173 I nominate "redolent cocksplatter" for immediate inclusion into the style guide.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (llON
++++
SECONDED
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (WWh8n)

=========

*rifles through bylaws*

*drinks medicinal cup of scotch*

*nods sagaciously*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

182 Alejandro Padilla was appointed to fill Kamala's seat vacated when she became VP.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (jTmQV)

183 So the Wakanda salute is basically the opening moves to the Macarena?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (kXYt5)

184 Remember the video of the ATF agent who put up a fight when he was approached by Columbus, OH police who thought he was a fake?

The attitude.

The cockiness.

Every federal agent with a badge and a gun is him.

Forget for a minute how it ended. Just realize that person is the personification of how the feds see themselves.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (BFigT)

185 Feinstein and Speedy Gonzales (undulay!)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2022 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

It's "andele," amigo.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

186 Feinstein and I don't know.
Posted by: Jordan61
........

Alex Padilla (D) - breakfast taco

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

187

I don't get it.

Posted by: Ima Idjit at August 11, 2022 05:10 PM (7DYli)

188 Didn't the economy hear the messaging from the White House? Inflation is done, just like the baby formula shortage.

And the crisis at the border.....

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 11, 2022 05:10 PM (QdLxG)

189 Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (kXYt5)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2022 05:10 PM (wvo9L)

190 It's "andele," amigo.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)
++++
Best get it right. Chuy's here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (WWh8n)

191 Oh, now I remember...

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (PiwSw)

192 “I’m gonna make sure that now, 11 weeks since we lost 19 kids and their two teachers, shot to death with a weapon originally designed for use in combat, legally purchased by an 18-year-old… a weapon that was originally designed for use on the battlefields in Vietnam to penetrate an enemy soldier’s helmet at 500 feet and knock him down dead,” Beto said.

Judges would have also accepted you could carry about double the number of rounds in the same weight!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (BRHaw)

193
It's "andele," amigo.
Posted by: Jordan61

No habla cartoon-o

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (pNxlR)

194 Hey Dick,

If you didn't want people like Trump maybe you and Shrub should have actually spend some of your time trying to stop Democrat domestic policy instead of rubber stamping it so you could get on with losing wars to goatf*ckers.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

195 Cuanto estabo in "El Nam," estoy uno Bad Hombre, como "Corn-Pop."

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (B3oWe)

196 12 Exactly WHICH skin where on what body part?
Like a skin flute?

Posted by: m at August 11, 2022 04:45 PM (rnYgr)
----
Fore and aft

Posted by: Ciampino - do not test on teeth skin at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (qfLjt)

197 Forget for a minute how it ended. Just realize that person is the personification of how the feds see themselves.

***

The whining and crying he did at the end is going to come in real handy in Civil Unpleasantness 2.0.

Posted by: Azathoth at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (wb1YC)

198 Best get it right. Chuy's here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (WWh8n)

Si! Except I spelled it wrong. Andale, not andele.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (DRSnL)

199 194 Hey Dick,

If you didn't want people like Trump maybe you and Shrub should have actually spend some of your time trying to stop Democrat domestic policy instead of rubber stamping it so you could get on with losing wars to goatf*ckers.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

=========

Romney could have not given up in 2012 after the first debate. That might have changed the direction of the GOP in the establishment's favor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

200 183 So the Wakanda salute is basically the opening moves to the Macarena?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (kXYt5)

Dude I so want to see the king of wokanda dancing to the macarena!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (BRHaw)

201 Didn't watch, wouldn't look at anything this idiot says or does, but remember this vapid POS is going to be president, replacing another vile vapid POS.

And half the electorate, or more, wanted this.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (OTzUX)

202 195 Cuanto estabo in "El Nam," estoy uno Bad Hombre, como "Corn-Pop."
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:11 PM (B3oWe)

Yo tambien!

Posted by: El Briano Williams at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (PiwSw)

203 And I only know Feinstein because she was senator when I lived there 13 years ago, along with Boxer.

You li noved with Boxer?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (iaILv)

204 Forget for a minute how it ended. Just realize that person is the personification of how the feds see themselves.

***

The whining and crying he did at the end is going to come in real handy in Civil Unpleasantness 2.0.
==
Link?

Posted by: I missed that at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (C92GN)

205 Chuy's is a chain of Mexican restaurants in Texas.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (CqUXU)

206 and then seize items unrelated to the warrant for use in some investigation the court was never informed about or brought out in the affidavit.
Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 05:06 PM (+Cgut)

Think of it this way...Garland's henchmen tell court A that they need a warrant because there is ongoing investigation that Trump stole eggs and he has the eggs at his house...but then his henchmen actually confiscate items that Garland believes will show Trump was banging Garland's wife and wants to use that evidence in a divorce proceeding.

How long before all evidence gathered is thrown out?

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (+Cgut)

207 Chuy cannot be relied upon if he doesn't even know where the nearest tire repair shop is.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

208 >>>Wholesale Prices Surge Another 9.8%

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 05:07 PM (BRHaw)

Is that more than zero?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (QYPq3)

209 Didn't the economy hear the messaging from the White House? Inflation is done, just like the baby formula shortage.

And the crisis at the border.....

Biden has solved these problems....so why won't the problems listen?

Posted by: Future Salon Headline at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (QdLxG)

210 And half the electorate, or more, wanted this.
=
No. They. Didn't.

Posted by: Don't be fooled at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (C92GN)

211 Can this dumb bitch even pronounce her own name? In the video she says KAM-a-la, but I’m pretty sure she has earlier pronounced it KA-mala. The latter is the way most people pronounce it, although I just say DIRTY WHORE.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (/cZLj)

212 The Juice endorsing a Nazi?

How ironic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 05:14 PM (6FeV1)

213 If I was a dem voter that donated $3 to kumala's campaign, I'd be wanting my money back.
Posted by: Ben Had

////

Word

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 11, 2022 05:14 PM (tQL7r)

214 You lived with Boxer?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (iaILv)

I suck at grammar. Don't make fun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:14 PM (DRSnL)

215 *experiences unending piss shiver*

Posted by: democrats: Raping The Children We Cannot Kill Since 1973! at August 11, 2022 05:15 PM (jV+aN)

216 How long before all evidence gathered is thrown out?
Posted by: Boswell

None of this evidence is intended to be used at trial.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 05:15 PM (g1EEm)

217 How long before all evidence gathered is thrown out?
==
Never, because it would have been discovered inevitably, so no harm no foul.

Posted by: John Roberts at August 11, 2022 05:15 PM (C92GN)

218 Just think if you lost your muffler.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

219 although I just say DIRTY WHORE.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (/cZLj)

Every time I've ever heard her say it in days of yore, it rhymed with "Pamela", which i always found jarring and odd.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 05:16 PM (6FeV1)

220 It's probably just a phase he's going through but can someone look into getting Ace...er...Chuy, an appointment at the Ethnicity Affirming Care Clinic to see if he should start linguistic blocker therapy?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2022 05:16 PM (kXYt5)

221 How long before all evidence gathered is thrown out?
Posted by: Boswell

None of this evidence is intended to be used at trial.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 05:15 PM

Well you are wrong, all of this "evidence" will be used in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2022 05:17 PM (bVYXr)

222 Chuy needs to finish mowing my lawn.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 05:17 PM (g1EEm)

223 "staceyabrams

In Brian Kemp’s Georgia, rent is sky high, inflation has destabilized our economy, and the price of groceries is increasingly out of reach"

So she is in agreement the economy DOES suck and we are in a recession?
Posted by: Ripley

So she's in agreement that she's not the governor?

Cause she said so repeatedly.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 11, 2022 05:17 PM (cY9wR)

224 So, Liz Cheney is looking for the real killer?

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 11, 2022 05:18 PM (glGDV)

225 It's probably just a phase he's going through but can someone look into getting Ace...er...Chuy, an appointment at the Ethnicity Affirming Care Clinic to see if he should start linguistic blocker therapy?
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linquistic blocker therapy = nachos

Posted by: Ol mexicali Genderio Clinic at August 11, 2022 05:18 PM (781YE)

226 Alejandro Padilla was appointed to fill Kamala's seat vacated when she became VP.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (jTmQV)

That used to be my job

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 11, 2022 05:18 PM (6FeV1)

227 Can this dumb bitch even pronounce her own name? In the video she says KAM-a-la, but I’m pretty sure she has earlier pronounced it KA-mala. The latter is the way most people pronounce it, although I just say DIRTY WHORE.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 11, 2022 05:13 PM (/cZLj)
........

If my grand kids are around I say DUMB SHIT.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2022 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

228 Well you are wrong, all of this "evidence" will be used in the court of public opinion.
Posted by: Mister Scott

True. I was going to add that caveat. But caveats are for weenies.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 05:19 PM (g1EEm)

229 >>>224 So, Liz Cheney is looking for the real killer?

You mean her dad?

(Ustedes intenda su padre?)

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:19 PM (B3oWe)

230 Did someone say undulate?
[ground begins to shake and groan]

Posted by: Lizzo at August 11, 2022 05:19 PM (iC0UR)

231
Wholesale Prices Surge Another 9.8%
Posted by: rhennigantx

Zero

Inflation is Zero

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 11, 2022 05:19 PM (63Dwl)

232 >>>So, Liz Cheney is looking for the real killer?

Posted by: Holy Crap at August 11, 2022 05:18 PM (glGDV)

He endorsed her.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 05:20 PM (QYPq3)

233 I thought I was in Wakanda but it turned out to be Newark...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, stocking up at August 11, 2022 04:50 PM (jTmQV)

You know you're leaving newark when you get to the ticket booth on the turnpike, and when you pull the ticket you hear it flush.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 11, 2022 05:20 PM (VwHCD)

234 *rams nachos grande through USB port to Chuy*

Posted by: Ol mexicali Genderio Clinic at August 11, 2022 05:20 PM (781YE)

235
It's nice to see OJ taking a stab at political opinion.

Kinda dull though. He needs to sharpen things up, so he gets to the point quicker.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 05:20 PM (5NkmN)

236 Ewok Tree Removal > Ewok Lawn Care

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (44ww/)

237 Kamala takes herself way too seriously.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (nxdel)

238 Ustedes intenda su padre?)
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:19 PM (B3oWe)

Intendan, mijo.

Posted by: Warai-hombre, que no hablos the espanolo. at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (6FeV1)

239 Kamala / OJ 2024

Cuz fuck it why not?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (bXG0z)

240
Posted by: rhomboid at August 11, 2022 05:12 PM (OTzUX)

Oh no, no possible. They're "getting rid of her". And Garland is gonna "take the fall" for the Trump raid.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (dscaa)

241 It's nice to see OJ taking a stab at political opinion.

Kinda dull though. He needs to sharpen things up, so he gets to the point quicker.
==
Did your remarks need to be so cutting? Sharp?

Posted by: F. Lee Bailey at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (781YE)

242 >>Intendan, mijo.

ah si se pwaydway

Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (B3oWe)

243 "Wholesale Prices Surge Another 9.8%"

that's just wholesale, it only gets passed on to consumers if those evil BigCorps and small business raise prices to cover their costs. And Biden says that is wrong, greedy and wrong. ... "Not. My. Fault."

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (Cus5s)

244 So the Wakanda salute is basically the opening moves to the Macarena?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2022 05:09 PM (kXYt5)

It's cool. It is also the initial stance for Tai-Chi

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)

245 None of this evidence is intended to be used at trial.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 11, 2022 05:15 PM (g1EEm)

I agree - that is my point. All this speculation that any documents or evidence gathered at Mar-a-Lago is going to wind up in a court is just preposterous. No one at the DOJ ordering the FBI to execute that warrant search and seizure at the MAL had any delusions that anything gathered there was admissible for anything.

They got frustrated that Trump had a decent case not to return de-classified documents and got some idiot magistrate to execute a sealed warrant based on that frustration, and now the whole point of negotiating what gets reclassified is lost. You are not dealing with bright folks.

Posted by: Boswell at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (+Cgut)

246 Liz reminds me of my ex-wife. She doesn't shut up.

Posted by: OJ at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (dscaa)

247 >>>Kamala takes herself way too seriously.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (nxdel)

This is a trait common to dumb people.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 05:23 PM (QYPq3)

248 ah si se pwaydway
Posted by: Chuy at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (B3oWe)

Pwobabwy.

Posted by: Warai-hombre, que no hablos the espanolo. at August 11, 2022 05:23 PM (6FeV1)

249 So I guess OJ Simpson quoting Voltaire is a great big nothing-burger.

Posted by: jeannebodine at August 11, 2022 05:23 PM (ddFzi)

250 That could have been funny but KumHala is such an odious person she is incapable of being funny.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:23 PM (bXG0z)

251 Remember when the Black panther movie was big at the box office and “people” wanted to move to Wakanda?

They thought it was an actual place.

Still laughing.

Posted by: Seems legit at August 11, 2022 05:24 PM (9M3Vu)

252 I have a 7" buck knife OJ can seize if he wants to take a road trip to Wyoming.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2022 05:24 PM (WHt4f)

253 Liz is down 28 pts even including the rats that will vote for her.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 11, 2022 05:24 PM (B/7uq)

254 Posted by: jewells45 at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (nxdel)

This is a trait common to dumb people.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 05:23 PM (QYPq3)

*gives IRL the Stink Eye*

Posted by: Joy Behar at August 11, 2022 05:24 PM (PiwSw)

255 Ewok Tree Removal > Ewok Lawn Care

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (44ww/)

That's because the take great care with the trees since they require them to defeat AT-STs.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 05:24 PM (QYPq3)

256 Armed Off-Duty Federal Agent Shot and Killed by Deputies in Florida Keys: Sheriff

////

Hmm, that is weird. Key Largo is a known agency (but not for FIB) site. As is Opa-locka, also.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 11, 2022 05:25 PM (tQL7r)

257 251 Remember when the Black panther movie was big at the box office and “people” wanted to move to Wakanda?

They thought it was an actual place.

Still laughing.
Posted by: Seems legit at August 11, 2022 05:24 PM (9M3Vu)

We actually laughed through the whole movie.. It was meant to be a spoof , right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 05:25 PM (bs+z0)

258 Every time I've ever heard her say it in days of yore, it rhymed with "Pamela", which i always found jarring and odd.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 11, 2022 05:16 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah I have a Mandala Effect of seeing a clip on Ellen years ago where she explicitly details how it rhymes with Pamela.

It doesn't appear to exist or it was totally disappeared.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 05:25 PM (dscaa)

259
So I guess OJ Simpson quoting Voltaire is a great big nothing-burger.
Posted by: jeannebodine at August 11, 2022 05:23 PM (ddFzi)

In a total non sequitur, too. But then, he's not known so much for his thinking as his stabbing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:25 PM (IXpV7)

260 I need to brush up on my Spanish lingo. My Hispanic BiL is no help. He tells me to add an O to the end of each word.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:26 PM (xPJvm)

261 Israel is the closest thing to Wakanda.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 05:26 PM (44ww/)

262 Seriously, Ace?
Kamalama and OJ in the same thread.
Truly testing our cringe levels.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 11, 2022 05:26 PM (MFphb)

263 In a total non sequitur, too. But then, he's not known so much for his thinking as his stabbing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:25 PM (IXpV7)

I read this in Norm MacDonald's voice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (44ww/)

264 We actually laughed through the whole movie.. It was meant to be a spoof , right ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I remember when white folk were told they shouldn't attend any showing in the theater so that black folk could attend. People said that.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (B/7uq)

265 262 Seriously, Ace?
Kamalama and OJ in the same thread.
Truly testing our cringe levels.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 11, 2022 05:26 PM (MFphb)

Could be worse...

Posted by: Yoko Ono at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (PiwSw)

266 For all we know OJ has spent more time in Wyoming than Lez Cheney has.

Man I loathe that bloated cow.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (xPJvm)

267 Not. My. Fault."
Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (Cus5s)

I thot it was Putin! He cant defeat a 3rd world country army in 6 months but he put PDT and destroyed our economy. Pretty fucking powerful dude!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (BRHaw)

268 Why do I care what OJ Simpson says or thinks???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (/Qz4j)

269 But then, he's not known so much for his thinking as his stabbing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:25 PM (IXpV7)

I personally like to think that, in flagrante de-stabbo, he was going " ha-HA!" like Roberto the murder robot from Futurama.

Posted by: Warai-hombre, que no hablos the espanolo. at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (6FeV1)

270 Odds on Lizard Liz Loozin' by more than 28 points in the actual vote?

I think turnout *for* her is gonna be far less than expected. Dejected losers lose dejectedly.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (tkOps)

271 262 Seriously, Ace?
Kamalama and OJ in the same thread.
Truly testing our cringe levels.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 11, 2022 05:26 PM (MFphb)

Next thing you know, he'll add Whoopi

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 05:28 PM (bs+z0)

272 260 I need to brush up on my Spanish lingo. My Hispanic BiL is no help. He tells me to add an O to the end of each word.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:26 PM (xPJvm)

I think the use the X now to stay away from gender!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 11, 2022 05:28 PM (BRHaw)

273 Okay, when whoopi is added to the thread, we know who to thank.

*eyes donna*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 05:28 PM (5pTK/)

274 Kamala takes herself way too seriously.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 11, 2022 05:21 PM (nxdel)

I don't think she is insightful enough to take herself seriously.
She's just doing what some director is telling her to do.
And doing it badly.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 11, 2022 05:29 PM (anj39)

275 In a total non sequitur, too. But then, he's not known so much for his thinking as his stabbing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:25 PM (IXpV7)

I read this in Norm MacDonald's voice.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 05:27 PM (44ww/)

Lord I miss Norm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:29 PM (xPJvm)

276 I just realized I don't know the names of either of California's senators.

Alex Padilla, who was put on the ballot twice this last primary, to paper over the fact that he was illegally appointed. But, you know, 'who, whom?'.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at August 11, 2022 05:29 PM (knzHR)

277 7 This woman is so socially clueless she might as well be an engineer. Except for the whole "smart" thing.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 11, 2022 04:44 PM (/NCI4)

Bite me you Greek rump ranger.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2022 05:29 PM (eJn7u)

278 >>>Hmm, that is weird. Key Largo is a known agency (but not for FIB) site. As is Opa-locka, also.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 11, 2022 05:25 PM (tQL7r)

Hmmm, had an incredible evening with the family in Key Largo a week before going into a coma. Hmmmmmmmmm....

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 05:30 PM (QYPq3)

279 That could have been funny but KumHala is such an odious person she is incapable of being funny.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:23 PM (bXG0z)

Can you imagine the fun if she gets the "cool" nickname like "KamHar"?

"No really, it makes people remember you like President AMLO, from Mexico"
"Um, Jennifer Lopez is now President of Mexico? When . . "
"President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador"
"Who?"
"He's President of Mexico"
"You want me to name myself after the President of Mexico?"
"No, it's just a cool name, people will remember you"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 05:30 PM (xhaym)

280 If Liz doesn't spit, you must acquit!

Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at August 11, 2022 05:30 PM (Xrfse)

281 Well, if Kamala ever has to go into hiding, she can hide among Disney's animatronic robots. No way anyone will be able to tell which is Kamala and which is the dummy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 11, 2022 05:30 PM (5pTK/)

282 276 I just realized I don't know the names of either of California's senators.

I only knew Feinstein... I didn't know the other ones name and I live in CA

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 05:30 PM (bs+z0)

283 Kamala / OJ 2024

Obviously a cut above all the others. One murdered is wife the other murdered the English language.

The Ginsu Party

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2022 05:30 PM (BFigT)

284 It's cool. It is also the initial stance for Tai-Chi
Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 05:22 PM (xhaym)

So...while taking a constitutional this morning, I was wandering through the park and doing an old Chinese woman doing tai-chi(?).

Only her movements looked exactly like a veery very slo-o-o-o-ow version of Pee Wee Herman Big Shoe Dance.

Like so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BodXwAYeTfM

If only I'd had a very very slow funeral version of "Tequila" on my iPhone, it would've been perfect.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 05:30 PM (5NkmN)

285 "Redolent cocksplatter" is a keeper. Perhaps Ace, in a translation exercise, could translate that for us into Spanish.

Posted by: Paco at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (njExo)

286 Garland says he personally approved warrant for Trump raid. See top feature at Breitbart.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (CecP5)

287 I just listened to a 30-minute Christina Bobb interview at Gateway Pundit. She thinks this is just a giant FBI cluster and she doesn't really believe any of the "deeper" reasons or justifications that people are speculating about. She said several times, "They've got nothing."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (sWM8x)

288 Good to know OJ took some time off searching every golf course in the country for the "real killers" to give Lizard Cheney his prized endorsement.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (Rl7KJ)

289 Incidentally, I don't think I've ever heard my husband say underwear. He always says chones.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (DRSnL)

290 Dear Lord, that OJ clip is truly horrendous. A double murderer is invoking God for a politician like Liz Cheney. Her opponent should run this as an ad.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (3JfbU)

291 >>>Next thing you know, he'll add Whoopi

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2022 05:28 PM (bs+z0)

OJ and Kamala making whoopi? I can see that.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (QYPq3)

292 Here's the bad part: Kommielala was more coherent 4 years ago babbling that nonsense than she is today.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at August 11, 2022 04:59 PM (6jpby)

Something in the air, water, or land around Washington DC makes normal people blithering idiots within a few short years. Maybe being surrounded by the Political Stupidity is contagious?

I wonder if was some Soviet (or American?) Cold War Weapon that was unleashed on Washington, Western European capitals and accidentally on Moscow itself?

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (Z32m1)

293 If the idiots are pushing WaKamala now does that mean they've given up on Dork Brandon?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 05:32 PM (llON8)

294 Have to admit Kameltoe will be more fun making speeches than Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 05:32 PM (k8B25)

295 Kamala and OJ Simpson walk into a bar.

Kamala: "I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger."

OJ: "With a slice..."

Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2022 05:32 PM (kXYt5)

296 I saw a video that proposed OJ was innocent and it was his son that did it. Hence the dna match. Seemed plausible-ish.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:32 PM (bXG0z)

297 289 Incidentally, I don't think I've ever heard my husband say underwear. He always says chones.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (DRSnL)

My ex used to call them skivvies

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2022 05:32 PM (CxERZ)

298 Lord I miss Norm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:29 PM (xPJvm)

Note to Self: Stop falling in love with gay comedians

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 05:33 PM (dscaa)

299 I wonder if was some Soviet (or American?) Cold War Weapon that was unleashed on Washington, Western European capitals and accidentally on Moscow itself?

-------------

Political correctness?

Posted by: SH (Roe Overturned) at August 11, 2022 05:34 PM (sX1BW)

300 Incidentally, I don't think I've ever heard my husband say underwear. He always says chones.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (DRSnL)

I call them skivvies. Even before I enlisted in the Army. Dad was a Marine.

But I like "chones." Might add it to my lexicon. Gracias.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:34 PM (xPJvm)

301 >>>Why do I care what OJ Simpson says or thinks???

>Cruel ace is giving you the training you can only get at a Shaolin temple of hate.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2022 05:34 PM (WHt4f)

302 286 Garland says he personally approved warrant for Trump raid. See top feature at Breitbart.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (CecP5)

I’m Old enough to remember when judges approved warrants not AGs.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:34 PM (bXG0z)

303 So know I'm reading that judge has kicked back to the DOJ, the request to "unseal" search warrant, requiring them to get Trumps approval.

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

304 Know s/b now

Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

305 ugh.

and SAWdoing an old Chinese woman doing tai-chi(?).

*kicks rock*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 05:35 PM (5NkmN)

306 Norm was gay?

Posted by: Seems legit at August 11, 2022 05:35 PM (9M3Vu)

307 Garland says he personally approved warrant for Trump raid. See top feature at Breitbart.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (CecP5)
---
Oh good, we're now to the "You're damn right I ordered the code red!" part of the story.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 05:35 PM (llXky)

308 She is showing her Wakanda wild side.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2022 05:35 PM (mvqmh)

309
Norm was gay?
Posted by: Seems legit at August 11, 2022 05:35 PM (9M3Vu)

Not that I ever heard. And he had a kid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (IXpV7)

310 Still blew it.

and SAW an old Chinese woman doing tai-chi(?).

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (5NkmN)

311 I wonder if was some Soviet (or American?) Cold War Weapon that was unleashed on Washington, Western European capitals and accidentally on Moscow itself?

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (Z32m1)
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Duh. Vodka.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (llXky)

312 Good one Lloyd

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (k8B25)

313 I saw a video that proposed OJ was innocent and it was his son that did it. Hence the dna match. Seemed plausible-ish.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:32 PM (bXG0z)

I would be less apt to believe it if he wasn't so affable on his twitter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (44ww/)

314 and SAWdoing an old Chinese woman doing tai-chi(?).
*kicks rock*
Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 05:35 PM (5NkmN)

My morning constitutional involved a chainsaw.

[buff fingernails on shirtsleeve - My HICKORY shirt sleeve, mind you]

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (xhaym)

315 Norm was not gay. Canadian? Yes. Gay? No.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:37 PM (xPJvm)

316 Not that I ever heard. And he had a kid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (IXpV7)
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"Gay icon" Oscar Wilde had multiple children. He just liked the gay kink.

But he was totally born that way.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 05:37 PM (llXky)

317 OJ thought he was endorsing a Lesbian chain of stores.

Wait for it...

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 05:37 PM (CqUXU)

318
I'm just waiting for "Dark Kamala" to show up.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 05:37 PM (5NkmN)

319 >>>I wonder if was some Soviet (or American?) Cold War Weapon that was unleashed on Washington, Western European capitals and accidentally on Moscow itself?

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 05:31 PM (Z32m1)
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Duh. Vodka.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (llXky)

Effective.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 11, 2022 05:37 PM (QYPq3)

320 Norm was not gay. Canadian? Yes. Gay? No.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:37 PM (xPJvm)
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*contemplates if this is a distinction without a difference*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (llXky)

321 In Canada if you suck just one cock you are still straight. It’s 2 cocks when the switch is made officially.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (bXG0z)

322 >>>Norm was not gay. Canadian? Yes. Gay? No.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 11, 2022 05:37 PM (xPJvm)

Come on, man. Which one is it? He's not gay or he's Canadian?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (QYPq3)

323 Duh. Vodka.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 05:36 PM (llXky)

Effective.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at August 11, 2022 05:37 PM (QYPq3)
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No shit.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (llXky)

324 Norm was gay?

Posted by: Seems legit at August 11, 2022 05:35 PM (9M3Vu)

Norm was a deeply closeted gay man. Said so on Larry King.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (dscaa)

325 What you see on Instagram vs Reality.

https://youtu.be/LvAN6XOTihA?t=10

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (kDGvA)

326 Well, well, well. Biden does pay attention to the polls. Biden has been seeking advice in secret meetings. Meetings with Bill Clinton, historians, and chickenhawks. I'm sure he expected all of them to agree he's doing everything right and any dissatisfaction by the serfs is due to their stupidity and racism.

Daily Mail article:
https://tinyurl.com/4rx3p6jv

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 05:39 PM (AMIL/)

327 303 So know I'm reading that judge has kicked back to the DOJ, the request to "unseal" search warrant, requiring them to get Trumps approval.
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Christina Bob says the warrant is "very thin" and doesn't contain much information at all.

Does unsealing the warrant include unsealing the FBI's affidavit establishing probable cause? That probably has much better information in it than the warrant.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

328 I wonder if was some Soviet (or American?) Cold War Weapon that was unleashed on Washington, Western European capitals and accidentally on Moscow itself?

Leftists are political idiots, so a chemical that destroyed neurons in a specific region in the brain could easily do that.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 11, 2022 05:39 PM (CecP5)

329
Norm was a deeply closeted gay man. Said so on Larry King.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (dscaa)

He's still not going to date you, man. Him being dead and all.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 05:40 PM (xhaym)

330 321 In Canada if you suck just one cock you are still straight. It’s 2 cocks when the switch is made officially.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (bXG0z)

2 cocks per week.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 11, 2022 05:40 PM (eJn7u)

331 Not every gay plays soccer but every soccer player is gay.

I keed I keed

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 05:40 PM (CqUXU)

332 Norm was seriously ghey? Hmm. Not that it makes him any less funny or anything I just had no idea.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:40 PM (bXG0z)

333 Does unsealing the warrant include unsealing the FBI's affidavit establishing probable cause?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 11, 2022 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

No.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 05:41 PM (AMIL/)

334
As in:

Dark Kamala didn't blow her Wakanda lines.

She blew the entire film crew.

And they all got multiple , horrific STDs and died.

Cuz she's Dark...Dark Kamala!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 11, 2022 05:41 PM (5NkmN)

335 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 11, 2022 05:41 PM (U3uv2)

336 So know I'm reading that judge has kicked back to the DOJ, the request to "unseal" search warrant, requiring them to get Trumps approval.
Posted by: WisRich at August 11, 2022 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

We have officially entered the CYA portion of the shitshow for the weirdo Epstein-connected magistrate.

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2022 05:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

337 Not every gay plays soccer but every soccer player is gay.

I keed I keed

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 11, 2022 05:40 PM (CqUXU)
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Mikhail Baryshnikov used to joke that he was the sole example of straight man doing ballet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 11, 2022 05:42 PM (llXky)

338 OJ's son theory is as old as the case

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 05:42 PM (k8B25)

339 Norm is deeply closeted:

https://tinyurl.com/bd78ama3

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2022 05:42 PM (dscaa)

340 Speaking of gay sports, the rebadged Cleveland Indians are down 6k per game in attendance 2022 vs 2019. Ouch. And this is with a very competitive team fighting for a playoff spot.

Get woke go broke.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:42 PM (bXG0z)

341 In Canada if you suck just one cock you are still straight. It’s 2 cocks when the switch is made officially.

*******

Just so we're clear. Is that two different cocks or does the same one two different times qualify?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 11, 2022 05:42 PM (kXYt5)

342 Just got back from the smoke shop. Bought a $2 scratch ticket with my change and won enough to cover the carton of smokes. The recession is over! And I got a free lighter.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 11, 2022 05:43 PM (lz5hY)

343 I'm sure he expected all of them to agree he's doing everything right and any dissatisfaction by the serfs is due to their stupidity and racism.
Daily Mail article:
https://tinyurl.com/4rx3p6jv
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2022 05:39 PM (AMIL/)

"all transformations involve pain, Mr President. Imagine the agony that a butterfly must undergo, or the Kampuchean agricultural Ethno-state. Weakness will never win us our goals, it will only make us turn back after so much investment."

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2022 05:43 PM (xhaym)

344 From the DM article about Biden and his puppeteers:

"To make progress, we must stop treating our opponents as our enemy ... "

... so you're doubling the size of the IRS. Yeah, *that* will do it. Retards.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2022 05:43 PM (llON8)

345 I was one of 22 people worldwide who didn’t really follow the case. So the son theory was new to me.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:43 PM (bXG0z)

346 Detroit fibby that got moved to DC after the kidnap failure was moved to DC and put in charge of the J6 investigation and next we have RAID. Dude is looking to be head of the FIB.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2022 05:45 PM (n1qTB)

347 I saw a video that proposed OJ was innocent and it was his son that did it. Hence the dna match. Seemed plausible-ish.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:32 PM (bXG0z)

Yep, except for the fact that OJ did it.

Posted by: LASue at August 11, 2022 05:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

348 The one good thing that came out of OJ's trial was the Johnny Cochran like lawyer on Seinfeld. That guy was funny.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 11, 2022 05:47 PM (lz5hY)

349
ANNUAL
COMPLIANCE TRAINING CAN KISS MY ASS

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 11, 2022 0

nurse
When did you get a revolver?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 11, 2022 05:48 PM (jLbLT)

350 >>> In Canada if you suck just one cock you are still straight. It’s 2 cocks when the switch is made officially.

>Wait, since when did Canadians ever not suck cock?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2022 05:48 PM (WHt4f)

351 Gay? Canadian? Was he a lumberjack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 05:49 PM (Z32m1)

352 I was one of 22 people worldwide who didn’t really follow the case. So the son theory was new to me.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:43 PM (bXG0z)

I was at work when the verdict came out. My Boss' wife called him, and I remember his reply, "So, are the whites burning down Brentwood yet?"

Posted by: rd at August 11, 2022 05:54 PM (Z32m1)

353 I was visiting LA when housekeeper was testifying

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2022 06:00 PM (k8B25)

354 OJ wouldn't know the truth if he stabbed it.

Posted by: mc at August 11, 2022 06:04 PM (arTnq)

355 the Johnny Cochran like lawyer on Seinfeld. That guy was funny.
Posted by: bill

Jackie Chiles

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2022 06:06 PM (okiAz)

356 In Canada if you suck just one cock you are still straight. It’s 2 cocks when the switch is made officially.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (bXG0z)

Uh, two different, or twice of the same?

Posted by: Future Director Of Transportation at August 11, 2022 06:10 PM (Zvtjl)

357 FYI: For those who were discussing whether or not PDT's attorney got a copy of the warrant, here's the interview w/his lawyer, in which she says she eventually got a copy of the warrant and an inventory. But not of the underlying affidavit or probable cause.

https://youtu.be/5tah3Cb26Bs

Sorry if this link blows the margins.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 11, 2022 06:29 PM (tQL7r)

358 In Canada if you suck just one cock you are still straight. It’s 2 cocks when the switch is made officially.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (bXG0z)

Does your own count?

Posted by: mc at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (arTnq)

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