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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (7/20/22)
Quote I “I was embarrassed. My neighbors saw the whole thing – guys in these police vests standing in my yard. I was really uncomfortable." The homeowner, who did not want his name used
Perhaps a Moron attorney can or will correct me. But, my attitude of any LEO uninvited in my yard is: If you don't have a warrant, get out and get out now.
Quote II "If you're buying a new one, you have to realize there is no second-hand market right now because the manufacturers are not supporting the cars," Ray Siwinksi
Quote III "When you're the leader, there's only one direction to go, especially when a large amount of competition launches, which is what Netflix has seen in the last couple of years,"
Guy Bisson, executive director at Ampere Analysis
Quote IV "It’s hard to see how they can wriggle out of being charged with a HIPAA violation,"Abner Weintraub, longtime HIPAA compliance consultant
Black woman married to a heavy hitter Dem. Nothing will happen to her.
Quote V The science is unambiguous in terms of the level of threat, in terms of the lives and livelihoods that America and the world stand to lose if we don't accelerate our action. And I don't think we should be following the lead of India and China. I think countries like India and China should be challenged to follow the lead of the United States leading the way on climate.”Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg
Quote VI “I still wish I didn’t get it, to be honest with you. But you gotta do what you gotta do, you know?” NBA player Andrew Wiggins
Quote VII The lesson: one day the charade will come to an end. You will be faced with reality, and reality will win. Reality ALWAYS wins. Matthew Noto
Does a bear shit in the woods? Not always.
A Tofino resident thought her vehicle was malfunctioning when the horn and lights started going off, but instead there was a surprise waiting for her. Stephanie Hannay first heard her vehicle horn sounding around 10:30 p.m. Saturday outside her home. When she peeked outside, everything seemed normal. “I went to bed and was woken up at 2 a.m. by the horn going off again,” she said. She grabbed her keys and went to see what was going on. “I opened the driver-side door and this head pops out in the back seat and it’s just a bear. I couldn’t believe it.”
Student loan forgiveness. Sorry Stevie, I'm just not feeling it.
Young Attorney Has $347,000 In Student Loan Debt, No Job, And Lives On Welfare
If $10,000 of his loans were forgiven as President Joe Biden proposed, it will not change things for him. There has been a lot of talk about the Great Resignation, where employees now have more leverage when it comes to obtaining jobs and negotiating salaries due to a labor shortage. But not everyone has benefited from this, and one young lawyer is struggling with what appears to be an unfathomable debt load. Business Insider featured Steve, a 2017 graduate of the Seattle University School of Law. Steve grew up in a working-class family and became a social worker after graduating college. He said he was frequently advised by attorneys and those around him that pursuing a law degree would leave him well off.
I hate bipartisanship, don't you? Republicans Negotiate with Democrats on Illegal Alien Farmworker Amnesty
A group of mostly west coast Republicans is negotiating with Democrats on a plan to give amnesty to potentially millions of illegal aliens who work on United States farms. A report from National Public Radio (NPR) details how Sen. Mike Crapo (R-ID) is working with Sen. Michael Bennett (D-CO) on finalizing another version of the Farm Workforce Modernization Act to provide green cards, and eventually naturalized American citizenship, to as many as 2.1 million illegal aliens working on U.S. farms.
What a shame this little ophidian didn't receive the Ashli Babbitt treatment.
During a Wednesday congressional hearing held by the House Judiciary Committee on banning so-called assault weapons, gun control activist David Hogg had to be escorted out by police for his outburst interrupting the hearing. The officer lets Hogg carry on for a moment before making him leave, as she tugs on his arm to remove him while he still shouts out his remarks.
No disrespect Congresswoman. But, big fvcking whoop.
Rep. Elise Stefanik, the House Republican conference chair, said this weekend that the GOP will investigate the Biden family if they clinch a majority in Congress during the midterms. The New York Republican was speaking during a Sunday appearance on Fox News program "Life, Liberty & Levin," where she said a Republican-led House would hold the Biden administration "accountable." Stefanik accused President Joe Biden and his son Hunter of having "illegal ties to crime" and "relationships with other foreign adversaries, and entities that he should not be involved with," but didn't provide substantiation.
8 Things Sleep Experts Do in the Morning After a Poor Night's Sleep
Oh the horrors!!!!! There are Nancys everywhere.
Woman 'humiliated' as Tesco worker confronts her for wearing bikini top during shop A woman was left 'fuming and upset' after a Tesco worker confronted her in store for wearing a bikini top while she did her shopping on the hottest day of the year
When Texas or Arizona requests help the NE Libs sneer at them. Now the shoe is on the other foot.
Adams released a statement on Tuesday demanding "federal resources immediately" to address the influx of migrants. The statement said New York City has experienced a "sharp increase" of migrants heading to the city, with more than 2,800 entering the city's shelter system. By city law, individuals without a home are obligated to a bed provided by the city.
The Biden administration — and President Joe Biden in particular — has favored General Motors over Tesla when it comes to electric vehicle manufacturing. During this year’s State of the Union speech, for example, Biden said, “GM is making the largest investment in its history — $7 billion to build electric vehicles, creating 4,000 jobs in Michigan.” He didn’t mention Tesla once. That’s not going to be a good look now that GM announced it’s latest investment in electric vehicle production will be south of the border.
Earlier this year Elon Musk of Tesla fame stated that working from home is no longer necessary and those that do are slackers.
The world’s richest man doubled down when he confirmed the memo’s authenticity on Twitter, writing that remote workers “should pretend to work somewhere else.” As it turns out, remote workers really are pretending to work quite a lot, but pretending to work is hard work. New data from Qatalag and GitLab puts a number on it: Knowledge workers waste an extra 67 minutes online each day doing menial tasks for the express purpose of proving to their managers and colleagues that they’re available and working.
To hell with the Kung Flu.
Bride-to-be is going ahead with her 16K dream wedding this weekend despite testing positive for Covid-19, after seeking advice on online forum Mumsnet.
Even though she did not show any symptoms, the bride-to-be tested positive during routine testing as part of her workplace’s precautions against the further spread of the virus. In an online post on Mumsnet she outlined her predicament: “I am getting married on Sunday and having a large wedding with 80 day guests and an additional 100 at night. We have spent around 16k on the wedding and I have contacted my insurance provider and they are telling me I am not covered as current guidance would allow me to go ahead”.
On the bright side he didn't stick "it" in crazy.
After getting stood up, she finally got her date — in court. A Michigan woman is raising eyebrows online after suing a man for $10,000 for — wait for it — standing her up on a date. A clip of the wild virtual hearing — during which the scorned woman got into a heated shouting match with the judge — is currently blowing up online. The woman, named QaShontae Short, had reportedly filed a lawsuit back in 2020, in which she alleged that Richard Jordan “did not show and left on her mother’s birthday and her mom had just passed away,” per legal docs obtained by TMZ.
Typical government.
The U.S. Postal Service will order more than twice the number of electric vehicles initially projected for its new fleet, the agency announced Wednesday. The move follows months of controversy after the Postal Service initially sought to make about 10 percent of its fleet electric. Now it plans to make at least 40 percent of its fleet electric. The Postal Service said in a statement it adjusted the fleet’s Supplemental Environmental Impact Statement to include more electric vehicles under the current contract. The Postal Service is targeting a purchase of at least 25,000 electric vehicles, it said.
Unicorns are quite excited! Never mind Quote II.
Born on this day: 20 Jul 1964
American musician, singer and songwriter Chris Cornell, best known as the lead vocalist, primary songwriter and rhythm guitarist for Seattle rock band Soundgarden and as lead vocalist and songwriter for the group Audioslave. Cornell died suddenly in Detroit on 17 May 2017 after performing at a show with Soundgarden. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 20 Jul 1947
Carlos Santana, Mexican and American rock guitarist. Santana had the 1977 UK No.11 single 'She's Not There', and their 1999 US No.1 single 'Smooth' spent eleven weeks at No.1, (also No.1 in the UK). He won eight Grammy Awards for his Supernatural album at the 2000 awards.via thisdayinmusic.com
Imagine one day noticing your dog has been acting a little off. You will surely come up with a solid explanation for its changed behavior, and it probably won’t seem like a very big deal. Now the scenario takes a twisted turn when you find out it’s not even your dog you’ve been living with for the past 4 months. 121 days. 2904 hours. This is a real story that happened to one Redditor and loving owner of a shepherd/Newf mutt named Emma. After getting Emma’s hair cut, the Redditor SecretSpud noticed she’d been acting very strange. “Physically, she was identical but mentally she was not there,” the author wrote.
And then there is this story...........Unfortunately he's not a Posthumous
Genius Award Winner.
However, every year we get incidents like this video. Watch as this tourist inexplicably decides to approach too close to a bison. Not only does he get too close, he decides to SNEAK UP on the animal from behind where it can't see him. It's a bad idea, and you can guess what happens next when the buffalo detects his personal space being invaded.
Taking his marriage vows seriously. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Kevin Harvey was having a “hell of a job” pushing his wife’s wheelchair up the hills of New Plymouth’s Coastal Walkway. So he took her wheelchair and welded it to the front of one of his homemade electric bikes. The five-wheeled vehicle features disk brakes, a seatbelt, and curved front forks, which Kevin claims is the secret to stopping the wheelchair going into the air every time the handlebars are turned.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Tourist Traps.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC & Mis. Hum. Enterprises. Any resemblance to accuracy is a total mistake.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 20, 2022 10:02 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 10:02 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at July 20, 2022 10:02 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Theodore at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: Sandy at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (KqPHJ)
Posted by: Theodore at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Pr0nhub has taken a lot of the mystery out of holes. The Internet ruins everything.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: wing at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 20, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 20, 2022 10:04 PM (PHxng)
Lose if you must,
but ALWAYS cheat, just to be sure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Last time people were cheating for first, time outs and dunce caps were handed out. Being on the front page is a dream of many, but not so much when you are put in the box and pinned to the top of the side column.
Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2022 10:04 PM (HVuiX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:05 PM (KqPHJ)
Yes, by all means, let's end the charade and bring all the junta to justice without delay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 20, 2022 10:05 PM (EZebt)
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I call shenanigans on Matthew Noto. He stole my quote....
I've said REALITY ALWAYS WINS numerous times on this very blog.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:05 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Lose if you must,
but ALWAYS cheat, just to be sure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Last time people were cheating for first, time outs and dunce caps were handed out. Being on the front page is a dream of many, but not so much when you are put in the box and pinned to the top of the side column.
Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2022 10:04 PM (HVuiX)
Well stated Bete
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
He showed a decided lack of intelligence becoming a social worker after his BA. What does surprise me is that anyone else is surprised he made additional poor choices after that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:06 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2022 10:06 PM (BFigT)
Try having the swat team running through your yard at midnight. That was interesting.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 20, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 10:07 PM (atmen)
Holder the Chinless Fook is paired up with Ms. Skeletor? Well, surprise, surprise, surprise!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 10:07 PM (pNxlR)
Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna.... Oh, we didn't take the House? Better luck next time for us.
Posted by: GOPe at July 20, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:08 PM (KqPHJ)
Blaxcuse is a thing now, a privilege if you will, and is the governing rule in lower to middle income jobs.
Though shall not cast shine, for though art racist.
Posted by: Auspex at July 20, 2022 10:09 PM (j4U/Z)
And I don't think we should be following the lead of India and China. I think countries like India and China should be challenged to follow the lead of the United States leading the way on climate.”Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg
Haven't you got some breast feeding to do, SecGay?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 10:09 PM (pNxlR)
Anyone with half a brain in their head knows that not all attorneys do well. Some get rich. Some make a good upper middle class income. Some make a decent middle class income. Some are just able to support themselves. And some do so poorly that they go into another line of work. The attorneys around him HAD to know that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I had to order a new shocked face, because I wore the old one out, so I'll have to settle for my bemused face for this bit of news.
Posted by: mikeski, bemusedly at July 20, 2022 10:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)
Lose if you must,
but ALWAYS cheat, just to be sure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Ah, the Jesse Ventura Principle.
Posted by: GOPe at July 20, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:10 PM (KqPHJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:06 PM (fBY/Q)
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I thought pretty much the same thing. He was a social worker, so maybe he thought he'd strike it rich as a public defender or something...you know, taking a stand against injustice inherent in THE SYSTEM.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:11 PM (K5n5d)
Bullocks will shit gold dust before Eric Holders wife is charged with anything.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2022 10:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 20, 2022 10:11 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otters at July 20, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2022 10:12 PM (Ti+Tv)
They take the place of a brochure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:12 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)
Or an electrician, welder or drywall installer, just to name a couple of trades that will always be needed.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Maybe they didn't like him.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 20, 2022 10:14 PM (7bRMQ)
Lovely photo of the Oregon (?) coast up top.
And behind the photo... assless chaps! Really, Mis Hum!?!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 20, 2022 10:14 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 20, 2022 10:14 PM (gZgHO)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at July 20, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)
I've had some "interesting" experiences with lawyers, most of them not good.
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 20, 2022 10:15 PM (KTPXo)
I've said REALITY ALWAYS WINS numerous times on this very blog.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
You've both got it wrong, anyway.
Posted by: J. Mellencamp at July 20, 2022 10:15 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Sandy at July 20, 2022 10:03 PM (XG2Fi)
Hello to my favorite big Latina booty. I love it when you bark like a dog.
Posted by: Alex Stein at July 20, 2022 10:15 PM (HVuiX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:15 PM (KqPHJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank
Both of those events can be true. Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:16 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Danny Zucco at July 20, 2022 10:16 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:17 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
The CoBs know there is no math on the HQ.
Posted by: mikeski also taunts the happy fun ball at July 20, 2022 10:17 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 20, 2022 10:17 PM (nxdel)
Brought a smile to this old man's face. And a tear to his eye.
"You can't spell Tyranny without Tranny!"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 10:18 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 20, 2022 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Danny Zucco
Naming a character "Sandy Cheeks" in a kid's show (Spongebob) is one of the greatest chuckles ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:18 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: And at July 20, 2022 10:18 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 20, 2022 10:19 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 20, 2022 10:19 PM (gZgHO)
Oh, "she". Well, in fairness, if he had resisted, I doubt if she was capable of forcibly taking him down. Even a priss like Hogg. I've watched "Cops" and when a female cop tries to deal with someone who resists she almost always gets thrown around like a sack of potatoes and has to be helped by a male cop. That stuff you see with female cops in movies and tv shows. Nope.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Danny Zucco at July 20, 2022 10:19 PM (XG2Fi)
Lovely photo of the Oregon (?) coast up top.
And behind the photo... assless chaps! Really, Mis Hum!?!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 20, 2022 10:14 PM (xT18z)
Are there any other kind of chaps lass?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
He showed a decided lack of intelligence becoming a social worker after his BA. What does surprise me is that anyone else is surprised he made additional poor choices after that.
Posted by: Tonypete
Gonna be poor choices all the way down, Steve! Enjoy the ride!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 10:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tonypete
And they all live in a town called Bikini Bottom. I think 7% of cartooning is getting crap like that under the radar.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 10:21 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 10:21 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
I, for one, am tired of being ruled by incompetent America-hating commie buttfuckers
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2022 10:22 PM (F5UPm)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:22 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 20, 2022 10:23 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2022 10:22 PM (F5UPm)
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Ditto. He should stick to what he knows.
Gay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:24 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: tsj017 at July 20, 2022 10:24 PM (YcOm1)
Posted by: tsj017
So you have monkey pox now?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:24 PM (ftFVW)
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Stunning and brave.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 10:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: tsj017 at July 20, 2022 10:24 PM (YcOm1)
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There is an earnest sadness to a lot of tourist traps...They try so hard to be family friendly places, but there is just something a bit mournful about them at the same time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: tsj017 at July 20, 2022 10:26 PM (YcOm1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Say, can I use that passage in my brochures?
Posted by: Debbie Downer - Travel Agent at July 20, 2022 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: tsj017
So you have monkey pox now?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:24 PM (ftFVW)
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It's a "Mystery Hole", not a "Glory Hole." Though I suppose a glory hole by definition will always be mysterious...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:27 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2022 10:27 PM (HVuiX)
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 10:27 PM (/OeOS)
Social workers are just hacks who tell layabouts how to work the system, right?
I think a couple of nouns are switched in there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 10:28 PM (pNxlR)
Is this the nationally famous Sanctuary City of New York City?
'Cause that is really "la mierda"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 10:28 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2022 10:28 PM (F5UPm)
Just my opinion of course, but I think the homeowner did the best thing under the circumstances. If he had gone all hardass and said "Come back with a warrant" that's exactly what the cops would have done. And then instead of an embarrassing but brief encounter, they would have been in his house and all up in his ass looking for anything, no matter how trivial, to bust him on.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 20, 2022 10:28 PM (nfrXX)
Basically, you have a steady climb up to around $80k.
Then a cliff until around $200k.
Something like 70% of all attorneys are stuck behind that cliff. And will be their entire career. Because it's real easy to fire the 35 year old for a new grad.
But, those top salaries climb so high, it distorts the average so much, law schools still are able to exist conning out doctorate degrees for undergrad, in reality for most, future wages.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 10:28 PM (+fChA)
Posted by: Zettai
It's been a day, need some quality time with the gray boxes.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:28 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 10:29 PM (PNB8i)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Say, can I use that passage in my brochures?
Posted by: Debbie Downer - Travel Agent at July 20, 2022 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
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I live along Route 66 in MO. You see a ton of faded, worn out tourist traps sitting along the sides of the Interstate when driving along I-44...I always wonder what they would have looked like back in the heyday of Route 66...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:29 PM (K5n5d)
My mother drove us rather than us being able to walk and guess what? The first frost, you know what was happening? You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have monkey pox and why for the longest time, Delaware had the highest monkey pox rate in the nation.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 10:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2022 10:04 PM (HVuiX)
Alas, due to that and the restriction on comment length, I will never be able to sneak in early and post my 1500 word essay on Natural Law and its precursor concepts of individual rights as opposed to state tyranny as defined by Cesare Beccaria
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 10:30 PM (xhaym)
https://youtu.be/NcXsK_u4ixI
The further you get away from pop music, the less it seems like a wasteland. This is fucking tasty.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2022 10:31 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 10:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Also Co-operative Programme with University of the Upper Orinoco at July 20, 2022 10:31 PM (91lPP)
But, those top salaries climb so high, it distorts the average so much, law schools still are able to exist conning out doctorate degrees for undergrad, in reality for most, future wages.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2022 10:28 PM (+fChA)
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The median salary is around $128K. This is a far better metric for comparison due to the distorted distribution you point out.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:32 PM (K5n5d)
Whining about climate change is for losers.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 20, 2022 10:32 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 10:32 PM (iLuhX)
I've been to that Mystery Hole! Recognize the sign. In Ansted, WVA. It's as gloriously cheeay as you'd expect.
Posted by: tsj017
It's no Mystery Spot!
https://www.michigan.org/property/mystery-spot
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 10:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DB at July 20, 2022 10:32 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 10:32 PM (atmen)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2022 10:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Also Co-operative Programme with University of the Upper Orinoco at July 20, 2022 10:31 PM (91lPP)
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PRO-TIP: The really useful stuff about practicing law can be learned in a four-week course. The rest is just filler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:33 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
NEXT WEEK
Faded Tourist Trap Pickers
Posted by: Miklosian Cable Channel at July 20, 2022 10:34 PM (91lPP)
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Another Marvel Universe super hero movie?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 10:34 PM (FVME7)
Seems that if they were really "experts" they wouldn't have a poor night's sleep. Right?
Posted by: GWB at July 20, 2022 10:34 PM (Is0p/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 20, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
unfortunately a BA mostly teaches the graduate that such a career is not acceptable, and that a job at 17 bucks an hour with insurance is better than running his own business or making bank turning out at 2 AM to do emergency repairs
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 10:35 PM (xhaym)
Seems that if they were really "experts" they wouldn't have a poor night's sleep. Right?
Posted by: GWB at July 20, 2022 10:34 PM (Is0p/)
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Number four will shock you!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:35 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Week one: Get the money up front
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 20, 2022 10:35 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: GWB
If I want sleep advice I'll go watch a Dr. Huberman podcast... hubba, hubba.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:36 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 10:37 PM (16+y3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 20, 2022 10:37 PM (EZebt)
That childish stupidity gets you a job on Biden's cabinet.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Faded Tourist Trap Pickers
Posted by: Miklosian Cable Channel at July 20, 2022 10:34 PM (91lPP)
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You jest, but there are treasures to be found for the right buyer. But you would have to spend a lot of time looking, of course.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:38 PM (K5n5d)
These people won't be happy til everyone not on their direct payroll with no good way out hates them, right?
Posted by: azjaeger at July 20, 2022 10:39 PM (3/XaG)
_____________________
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 10:32 PM
Flores is a gift from God, isn't she?
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 10:39 PM (/OeOS)
During a bad economy. Which is usually a boon to recruitment.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 10:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:29 PM (K5n5d)
Probably the same way they look now.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 20, 2022 10:39 PM (7bRMQ)
https://tinyurl.com/487z4xyj
Posted by: Al Yankovic at July 20, 2022 10:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Cicero
I am evil in my own Special Way.
The local magistrate's Court is at the end of the street of a large Retirement and Assisted Living Community.
Fucker pissed me off once (won, but still)
Now the Old Folks fill up the real life Court TV and criticize and catcall and and ain't a damn thing he can do.
Posted by: Happy Fun Miklosball at July 20, 2022 10:39 PM (91lPP)
yeah, lead the way on surrendering cheap energy (for the globalist planned lie of climate change) to put the totalitarians in charge.
"How's that working out for ya" is the snarky response, but this is planned destruction of "The West", not "oh we thought the world would see it our way" bullshit.
We are at war, against the globalist mafia and the oligarchs that use them. "We the people" are not at the crap table. We are the chips which they control. (but we have guns, and a republic, if we can keep it .. by using the guns, against the arrogant thug kleptocrats)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2022 10:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Squid at July 20, 2022 10:40 PM (l18/O)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2022 10:40 PM (anj39)
https://tinyurl.com/487z4xyj
Posted by: Al Yankovic at July 20, 2022 10:39 PM (ftFVW)
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I didn't even need to click the link to know where it went! Nice!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)
If these tips don't work for you, try Bitter Clinger's list:
1- Piss
2- Smoke a Cigarette
3- Shit
4- Grab the day's clothes from the dryer
5- Cuss traffic
6- Hate my job
7- Contemplate killing someone
8- Decide life sucks, but do it all again
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 10:40 PM (UTZ3H)
Is that really you?! And why do you change your hash everyday? Are 'they' after you,,,?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:40 PM (KqPHJ)
Electric Vehicle Guy hardest hit.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 20, 2022 10:41 PM (muFmq)
How could they not see this coming? A long time ago my oldest brother's late ex father in law was a plant manager for a GM plant in Mexico. As I recall, he lived in El Paso and the plant was just across the border.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Is that really you?! And why do you change your hash everyday? Are 'they' after you,,,?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:40 PM (KqPHJ)
He's transitioning, just can't make up his mind what he wants to be?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 20, 2022 10:42 PM (7bRMQ)
The woman, named QaShontae Short, had reportedly filed a lawsuit back in 2020, in which she alleged that Richard Jordan “did not show and left on her mother’s birthday and her mom had just passed away,” per legal docs obtained by TMZ.
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2022 10:42 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 20, 2022 10:42 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
This is interesting to me. How about any profession or career that requires some sort of test/exam like the bar be made available to anyone that wants to sit for it.
You pass it, you can say you're a member of the bar, or a master plumber, or nuke qualified something or other.
What do you think?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:42 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Somehow that made me picture a little china cabinet filled with special, colorful figurines making policies for our nation. Only some of the shepherd boys are wearing dresses and they all have clown makeup on.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:43 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
I'm watching it on Apollo in Real Time. Neil Armstrong is about 14 minutes away from stepping onto the moon.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 10:43 PM (PNB8i)
That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have monkey pox and why for the longest time, Delaware had the highest monkey pox rate in the nation.
Posted by: Joe Biden
Oh, the good times are coming back!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 10:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 20, 2022 10:44 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 10:44 PM (atmen)
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Vascular surgeon. Bring some beef arteries for the practical side of the test.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)
2- Smoke a Cigarette
3- Shit
4- Grab the day's clothes from the dryer
5- Cuss traffic
6- Hate my job
7- Contemplate killing someone
8- Decide life sucks, but do it all again
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I work from Casa de Miklos, so omit # 5 and six.
Make up by doubling down on the rest
Posted by: Happy Fun Miklosball at July 20, 2022 10:45 PM (91lPP)
That didn't work out well.
QaShontae uses a means of arguing I see all too often in this kind of video: say exactly the same thing over and over and over again no matter what is being said to you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2022 10:45 PM (/U27+)
https://bityl.co/DMzE
He was an Air Force cartographer and saw this gorge when was making topos so he bought the property when he retired and built a private park that charged admission, though the webz now leads me to believe that has been purchased as a public park.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2022 10:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's tough to beat Wall Drug for cheesy. All the other tourist traps are "come look at this Amaaaaazing Thing! And then hit up the gift shop."
Wall Drug is just the gift shop.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 10:46 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Squid at July 20, 2022 10:47 PM (l18/O)
Sounds like he's a cuck whose gf sabotaged his life because she thought he'd dump her after becoming an attorney.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2022 10:47 PM (crG9A)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 20, 2022 10:47 PM (ykmhw)
Is that really you?! And why do you change your hash everyday? Are 'they' after you,,,?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:40 PM (KqPHJ)
He's transitioning, just can't make up his mind what he wants to be?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Love me, love my hash
Posted by: Miklos is at the mercy of 5G T-Mobile (Lawd Have Mercy) at July 20, 2022 10:47 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: LRob in TX
My use of lawyers has been positive. But it had to do with settling estates and selling houses. The main guy we used charged reasonable rates and helped us through the legal morass that is settling an estate when there is a will.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It was kind of like this:
https://tinyurl.com/42r6vpnw
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Week one: Get the money up front
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent
Rule One: NEVER, EVER, TAKE A CASE "ON CONTINGENCY".
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (PNB8i)
5- Cuss traffic
6- Hate my job
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I work from Casa de Miklos, so omit # 5 and six.
Make up by doubling down on the rest
Posted by: Happy Fun Miklosball
If you're posting here, surely you meant #4 and #5?
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:42 PM (fBY/Q)
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I think the person who hires one of those is probably a fool, much like an attorney who represents himself in court.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It was kind of like this:
https://tinyurl.com/42r6vpnw
Posted by: She Hobbit
Just kidding, it wasn't that fun.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (XG2Fi)
It’s a trap!
Posted by: Squid
America started the slide toward mediocracy immediately following the removal of the moon rocks and their transport back to earf. That act only caused an imbalance in the humours of the Universe. We've been screwed ever since.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (fBY/Q)
I've had some "interesting" experiences with lawyers, most of them not good.
Posted by: LRob in TX
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My last "interesting" experience with a lawyer nearly caused me a nervous breakdown.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (/U27+)
Wall Drug is just the gift shop.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 10:46 PM (P1f+c)
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I dunno, the Uranus Fudge Factory might give Wall Drug a run for its money. It's part of a larger complex, but the name is the main draw...
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2022 10:50 PM (yQpMk)
Am I gonna hafta go on another rant about Gatlinburg?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 20, 2022 10:50 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 20, 2022 10:50 PM (ykmhw)
The Mystery Hole made me google to see if Amber Heard was sitting underneath that sign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 10:50 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (PNB8i)
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Hah.
I have a rare contingency case that's about to settle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:50 PM (XG2Fi)
No Shoes
No Service
Whining because a retail store ,god forbid , doesn't want bikini wearing customers in the store , is the Karen in my opinion.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 10:51 PM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at July 20, 2022 10:51 PM (9X60i)
Is this a John Updike short story?
I feel like it is.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 10:51 PM (UTZ3H)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (fBY/Q)
That's not funny!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 20, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 20, 2022 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I think that wins the internet. All of it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:52 PM (ftFVW)
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (K5n5d)
I had not seen that one before. "A Taste of Uranus", oh gawd.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 10:52 PM (r46W7)
Perhaps Our Dear Miklos is on the road, on a quest of sorts, stopping at every Waffle House on the way, which might explain his changing hash... Or perhaps he's just got himself a shiny new VPN -- ??
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 10:53 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
What 400 shops each selling only tee-shirts, knives, leather goods or smokes and candy doesn't turn your crank?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:53 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 10:53 PM (KqPHJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 20, 2022 10:53 PM (ykmhw)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (PNB8i)
I see you're not a plaintiff attorney.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 10:53 PM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:54 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)
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Somebody that dumb probably can't handle the simple math needed for plumbing and probably cannot solve practical problems. Would you want a half-assed plumber like that to work on your pipes, furnace, A/C, etc.? Heck he'll probably lose the snake in the sewer line.
Posted by: Ciampino - Three Stooges Plumbing & Heating at July 20, 2022 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
So WTH happened on the ONT the other night, in general terms?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 10:54 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 10:54 PM (XG2Fi)
Si!
Posted by: Newly Arrived Alien at July 20, 2022 10:54 PM (7bRMQ)
It's tough to beat Wall Drug for cheesy. All the other tourist traps are "come look at this Amaaaaazing Thing! And then hit up the gift shop."
Wall Drug is just the gift shop.
Posted by: mikeski
Pffft ... pikers
https://www.sobpedro.com/
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 10:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tom Servo
"Quick Picks in Uranus" HA!
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:55 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2022 10:55 PM (crG9A)
Rule One: NEVER, EVER, TAKE A CASE "ON CONTINGENCY".
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 10:48 PM (PNB8i)
Or chickens. It is hard to figure out partner shares with poultry
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 10:55 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 10:54 PM (atmen)
Naked Twister, gone wrong.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 20, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 10:53 PM (/OeOS)
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I can imagine Miklos wandering the country, working his way from one Waffle House to another, only leaving when the open road calls to him again or an adventure gets a wee bit out of hand...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:55 PM (K5n5d)
https://www.sobpedro.com/
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
You never sausage a place!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:55 PM (fBY/Q)
Put your attorney's name and number into the Emergency Contacts or "ICE" listings in your phone. Maybe three attorneys. 1. Civil. 2. Criminal. 3. Armed Self-Defense expert.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2022 10:56 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 20, 2022 10:56 PM (kf6Ak)
That’s why I and so damn many other people I grew up with have monkey pox and why for the longest time, Delaware had the highest monkey pox rate in the nation.
Posted by: Joe Biden
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Biden family butt buffers.
It's a wonder the whole family didn't come down with aids or some other associated disease. Your houses must be nests of STDs.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 10:56 PM (iLuhX)
You pass it, you can say you're a member of the bar, or a master plumber, or nuke qualified something or other.
What do you think?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:42 PM (fBY/Q)
Before the 20th Century, everything was this way. All of this accreditation is pretty recent; the practice grew alongside government's power to regulate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
07:56.26 p.m. PDT, Sunday, July 20, 1969.
Mission Elapsed Time: 109 hr: 24 min: 26 sec.
Primitive computers. Paper thin LEM skin. Balls of Titanium.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 10:56 PM (PNB8i)
This will drive the price of used gasoline cars through the roof. Cars will only be for the middle-class and above. Once again, the dreams of the elite will royally screw over the poor and working class.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 10:56 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2022 10:45 PM (/U27+)
But if you say it louder it will change things.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 10:57 PM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (K5n5d)
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I kinda want that MAKE URANUS GREAT AGAIN hat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 10:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
You ain't heard how she and Marleen talk sometimes
Charleen normally stays quiet, being younger, but not always
I sleep in the jonboat some nights
Posted by: Miklos is turnin' many lives around at July 20, 2022 10:57 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
When I was a child on a family car trip, it was The Mystery Spot. There were billboards promoting this place all over Michigan. So we went there. It was a cheesy, pathetic let down, but we weren't sad. Frankly we got a good laugh out of how stupid it was, and how we'd been conned.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2022 10:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2022 10:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: shipoopi at July 20, 2022 10:59 PM (xKFcT)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (K5n5d)
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I kinda want that MAKE URANUS GREAT AGAIN hat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 10:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Full disclosure - I don't get a commission on anything you purchase from them. I only brought it up because it's a local place that has fully embraced the tourist trap idea and appears to be moderately successful. It helps that they have a very memorable and hilarious name.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:59 PM (K5n5d)
Neil Armstrong is about 14 minutes away from stepping onto the moon.
It’s a trap!
Posted by: Squid
He stepped into the mystery hole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 10:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
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Come see us!
Posted by: America's Largest Ball of Twine at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (XG2Fi)
When I was a child on a family car trip, it was The Mystery Spot. There were billboards promoting this place all over Michigan. So we went there. It was a cheesy, pathetic let down, but we weren't sad. Frankly we got a good laugh out of how stupid it was, and how we'd been conned.
Posted by: nerdygirl
All your memories will be refreshed at comment 100!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (pNxlR)
That says it all right there.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Dude should have claimed to have the coof. Would have shut that down right quick.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:59 PM (K5n5d)
You can't fool us, we know you love to talk about Uranus.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 10:56 PM (BJKQV)
Be more like *plans*, yo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (hOUT3)
...
What do you think?
Posted by: Tonypete a
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Physicians and lawyers used to be no college degree necessary. It's a good and fair idea but it cuts out too many people whose livelihood are dependent on the system.
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Posted by: Braenyard at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (iLuhX)
Posted by: 29Victor
And thus automobiles catch up to household appliances, moving from "lifetime purchase" to "disposable, replace every 5 to 7 years."
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 11:01 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Yu speled "road kills" rong
Happy for assisting with such Issue.
Posted by: Virtual Assistant for Mr. Miklos hello my nmae is Greg no ai will not give Grandmother's Goat Curry at July 20, 2022 11:01 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 11:02 PM (2oiQ5)
It may even be big enough to fit TWO Mini Coopers under it, side by side.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 11:02 PM (K5n5d)
What's next door, the Asian Internationalist Feudalism Organization house?
Posted by: azjaeger at July 20, 2022 11:02 PM (3/XaG)
That says it all right there.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2022 10:58 PM (ufFY
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And I knew just what she'd say even before I saw the video.
"Are we done here?"
"Are we done here?"
"Are we done here?"
"Are we done here?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:55 PM (K5n5d)
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I picture him on a motorcycle, guitar strapped to his back, taking the back roads, stopping to romance Lurlene the waitress or lead high school teens in a dance-themed rebellion against the crushing conformity of small town authority figures.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
How many Lunar Rovers on the moon?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Actual moon or sound stage?
Posted by: Skeptic Stirring the Pot at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (ftFVW)
Did I see you were hunting houses up in the tri-city area (Washington County, TN)?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (UTZ3H)
Because my inebriated self could use that information right now..::
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (r46W7)
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Now that you mention it, I do have a colonoscopy scheduled for next week (yes, really)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: The Tzampotli Family Fun Park ups its game at July 20, 2022 11:04 PM (91lPP)
How many golf balls are on the moon?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 11:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Three?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (pNxl
Correcto Moondoe
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 11:04 PM (2oiQ5)
Because my inebriated self could use that information right now..::
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (atmen)
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I don't think she can afford to advertise here anymore. On a previous thread, she had dropped her price from $92/hour to $85/hour...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 11:05 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Yessir. The contract we wrote on a place there fell through (on the sellers end). The search continues - includes other nearby counties as well.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 11:05 PM (fBY/Q)
Tier 1: Deliberately obtaining and/or disclosing PHI without authorization.
Penalty: Up to one year in jail and a $50,000 fine.
And this is per violation.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 11:05 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Three?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 11:03 PM (pNxlR)
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They better not be parallel parked.
Posted by: America's Next Female Astronaut at July 20, 2022 11:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Because my inebriated self could use that information right now..::
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Sarah is sad more people have taken her offer. I'm here now to tell you about our latest $20 same as in town business opportunity.
Posted by: Lara, Sarah's Business Associate at July 20, 2022 11:05 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Clutch at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (GlgI4)
How many Lunar Rovers on the moon?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
All of them. The ones on Mars are Mars Rovers.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Squid at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (l18/O)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster
Yes, but its a cool 2008 Eos
Posted by: Miklos gets Waffle House Gift Cards for some reason at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (91lPP)
You can't beat a jon boat with a sleeping bag. Just float as far away from the 'girls' as you can get....bring good music...and bourbon.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (KqPHJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 11:04 PM (pNxlR)
Did he hit two or three? If I had to guess two. 50/50 chance
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (vuisn)
Gutfeld is on now...
I've got to overcome my obsession with Kat Timpf -- we'll never share anything more than a primal lust for each other's flesh, which hardly a basis for a system of government!
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I heard she ran afoul of zoning regulations and had to move into town!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's tough to beat Wall Drug for cheesy. All the other tourist traps are "come look at this Amaaaaazing Thing! And then hit up the gift shop."
Wall Drug is just the gift shop.
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 10:46 PM (P1f+c)
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I visited Wall Drug in 1974. I do remember the hamburgers were good. I thought it was similar to a Cracker Barrel.
Posted by: Ciampino - SD has lots of stuff to see at July 20, 2022 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Bummer. That's a pretty good area.
I like Jonesborough's little downtown. Johnson City/Kingsport/Bristol all in range.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 11:08 PM (UTZ3H)
How many Lunar Rovers on the moon?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Can you get batteries for those?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2022 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (/OeOS)
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Damn right about that!
Posted by: America's Next Female Astronaut at July 20, 2022 11:08 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster
with Music by ™
Posted by: Miklos gets Waffle House Gift Cards because "Staff" at July 20, 2022 11:08 PM (91lPP)
Stopped at Wall Drug in 2006 on the way to Olympia, WA. Unfortunately I had Lacey and Ali in the van and couldn't stay long.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2022 11:09 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 11:09 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Less than entirely competent Miklos, who also probably stole that beer at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (anEqb)
I've got to overcome my obsession with Kat Timpf -- we'll never share anything more than a primal lust for each other's flesh, which hardly a basis for a system of government!
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 11:06 PM (/OeOS)
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Damn right about that!
Posted by: A Watery Tart Lying In A Pond at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (XG2Fi)
He said that God used him as an instrument that night. I won't argue with that.
I hope he doesn't "waste" all the money on hookers and blow.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (6YNXw)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (6YNXw)
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Waste?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 11:11 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Zettai
Oh look!
There's some lovely filth over here!
Posted by: Miklos from CNN at July 20, 2022 11:11 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 11:11 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (6YNXw)
Two girls at the same time.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2022 11:11 PM (yQpMk)
He said that God used him as an instrument that night. I won't argue with that.
I hope he doesn't "waste" all the money on hookers and blow.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (6YNXw
Indiana had a twofer in the hero category
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 11:12 PM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (6YNXw)
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Waste?
Posted by: Cicero
Both are lawyers.
Which would you hire?
Posted by: Miklos posits at July 20, 2022 11:12 PM (91lPP)
I'm the OOD until 2:00 AM. I'd like to get back on a regular schedule some day. As it is, I sleep from 2 to 6 and maybe another hour or so in the afternoon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2022 11:12 PM (/U27+)
He said that God used him as an instrument that night. I won't argue with that.
I hope he doesn't "waste" all the money on hookers and blow.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (6YNXw)
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He's not just a "pizza delivery man" -- He's a Deliverator, a member of an elite cadre responsible for guaranteeing your pizza arrives hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less. His code of honor demands it. Failure results in ritual suicide.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 11:13 PM (K5n5d)
Okay someone educate me. Is this an average amount for a degree, etc. in Law?
Posted by: Ciampino - there is work out there if you want it at July 20, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Sharkman
Let the boy waste some of it. He ran into a burning house after all.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 11:13 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 20, 2022 11:13 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 20, 2022 11:15 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic at July 20, 2022 11:15 PM (jonTH)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 20, 2022 10:14 PM (gZgHO)
Sudden-onset asphyxiation?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 11:15 PM (anEqb)
Okay someone educate me. Is this an average amount for a degree, etc. in Law?
Posted by: Ciampino - there is work out there if you want it at July 20, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
________
The average appears to be around $120 K
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2022 11:15 PM (/U27+)
"Red smudge in the background of James Webb Space Telescope's first 'deep field' image could transform our understanding of the early universe, scientists believe.
A tiny red smudge caught in the distant background of the James Webb Space Telescope's first 'deep field' image could transform our understanding of the early universe, astronomers say.
The inconspicuous blob is an ancient, unnamed galaxy that is 13.1 billion years old — only several hundred million years younger than the birth of the universe. Of all the galaxies captured in the image, it is the furthest away from Earth."
Could this red blob be the very first thing created by Ye Olde Bigg Bang?
Maaaaaaayyybe!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (6YNXw)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (2oiQ5)
That's what happens when I miss an ONT...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (KqPHJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I believe that that is your job, Dear Lady.
Posted by: Miklos, using "that" twice while being grammatically correct in Englishter speak at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (91lPP)
*pictures golddiggers smelling $$$ like sharks find blood in the water*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (2oiQ5)
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With all that bravery and selflessness he's definitely unqualified to be a cop.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 11:17 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Pete Buttgig and his husband playing dress up?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
Maaaaaaayyybe!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (6YNXw)
It's probably just something that leaked out of Uranus.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 11:18 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Hero of Uvalde #12 at July 20, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)
Maaaaaaayyybe!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (6YNXw)
Probably just an oil smudge on the lens. Oil does that .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 11:19 PM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 10:54 PM (atmen)
Argument over the blog commenters becoming no longer funny/witty and that the MOME discussions have taken over, oh and only old farts here. That dust up?
Posted by: shipoopi at July 20, 2022 11:19 PM (xKFcT)
https://tinyurl.com/Oh-Nevermind
"NASA spokesman says the red blob galaxy was actually just a drop of blood left by a mosquito squashed on one of the telescope's mirror panels during construction, by a worker who has now been sacked."
I may have made up that last bit.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:19 PM (6YNXw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
People who lie do that. They think that if they say it over and over again, it's just like it's true.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 20, 2022 11:16 PM (2oiQ5)
He probably would have been fired for saving lives if he worked for the government as a first responder.
Protocol demands you stand around and wait for backup.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 11:20 PM (tGmgh)
I think it's Olympic Coast WA, probably Kalaloch area.
Posted by: Hal Dall MD at July 20, 2022 11:20 PM (kO5oJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
And they invited the nuke waste "professional" and Mrs. Dr. Levine for fashion advice.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 11:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 11:20 PM (tGmgh)
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2. Establish a perimeter
3. Sanitize your hands
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 11:21 PM (XG2Fi)
Biden said, “GM is making the largest investment in its history — $7 billion to build electric vehicles, creating 4,000 jobs in Michigan.”
Whenever I think of GM, I always remember that they basically invented the concept of Planned Obsolescence.
Anyway, who's up for buying an electric vehicle that's designed to fail? Bueller?
Posted by: Speller at July 20, 2022 11:22 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: shipoopi at July 20, 2022 11:19 PM (xKFcT)
Is Matlock on?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2022 11:22 PM (4I/2K)
Protocol demands you stand around and wait for backup.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Then I think the next step, after backup arrives, is to call management for approval to act!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 11:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: free tibet at July 20, 2022 11:23 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2022 11:23 PM (atmen)
......
Somebody needs to photoshop a meme of the Uvalde police sitting in a troop transport off the beaches of Normandy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 11:23 PM (tGmgh)
Posted by: Speller at July 20, 2022 11:22 PM (pSotA)
All us peons will have no choice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 11:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
None of peons will be able to afford them and have to take the bus.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 11:25 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I placed the quotation marks around the word with great care and thoughtfulness.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:25 PM (6YNXw)
Posted by: Biden's Presidential DVR at July 20, 2022 11:26 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:25 PM (6YNXw)
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Subtlety is wasted on me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 11:26 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 11:27 PM (KqPHJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 20, 2022 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Most people are terrible liars, and when they plan to lie, tend to get stuck on what they are going to say and not get any planning into what else they might say to support the first lie.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2022 11:27 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Danny Zucco at July 20, 2022 10:19 PM (XG2Fi)
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For some reason it didn't agree with their 'system' and they stopped buying it from us. We suspect they may have switched to the Canadian eh! or European products which we can honestly say, are very inferior and won't stand up to anyone, particularly Leftists and their proffered grafts (and I don't mean roses).
Posted by: Ciampino - American Feck Manufacturers at July 20, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
well, there is the karma thang ... but yeah, the commies that are protected by the criminal state are immune from prosecution, but only as long as the criminal mafia rules the state. ... We (the people) don't yet know if massive majority outage results in some sort of backlash.
So far the treacherous criminal "elite" are getting away with everything, because they bought all the levers of power. tick tock, communism on the clock.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 20, 2022 11:28 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 11:28 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Sharkman
AAARGH and Aye, Matey!
With such a man, I fear nought to see the Dead Man's Chest!
Posted by: Cap'm Edward Miklos-Teach, as called Greybeard at July 20, 2022 11:30 PM (91lPP)
Tourist traps are by and large okay. The really blatant ones are to laugh.
Many of the others have an air of wistful earnestness about them. There used to be a replica of the world's largest load of logs on a horse-drawn sled in Ewen, MI. We would see it alongside the road every time we drove to and from my Dad's parents' home in Wisconsin.
https://www.vintag.es/2021/01/load-of-logs.html
It is now gone after having rotted to the point of being dangerous to the local kids who would climb on it. It is sad to think that it no longer is there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 20, 2022 11:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 20, 2022 11:31 PM (1IRGY)
Pretty good movie about "the last Apollo mission - the one we lost".
Creepy flick.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:31 PM (6YNXw)
3. Sanitize your hands
Posted by: Cicero
Sanitized hands in the air like you just don't CAIR
Posted by: Israel-friendly Miklos at July 20, 2022 11:33 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: Current Presidential Teleprompter at July 20, 2022 11:35 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: tsj017
So you have monkey pox now?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 20, 2022 10:24 PM (ftFVW)
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It's a "Mystery Hole", not a "Glory Hole." Though I suppose a glory hole by definition will always be mysterious...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:27 PM (K5n5d)
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Yes, it's What's In The Barrel that is mysterious. Also what was last in the barrel is important.
Posted by: Ciampino - Okay whose turn in the barrel? at July 20, 2022 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2022 10:27 PM (K5n5d)
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you guys
Posted by: Mel at July 20, 2022 11:37 PM (91lPP)
Depends on the community, depends on the neighborhood.
I live in a borderline neighborhood teetering on the brink. As long as there are enough people like myself living here who care, and as long as the local constabulary is willing to support us, my neighborhood can be a good neighborhood.
The minute the rest of my neighbors stop caring, or, God forbid, my neighborhood has a "St. Floyd"
moment, and the police abandon us, all of that changes.
So, if it were to happen that I were to find myself in similar circumstances, I would not be asking for a search warrant or demanding that the police vacate my premises, BUT, I would make sure that the rank and file on my property knew that I had no respect whatsoever for their political masters, and a large level of contempt for their chain of command, all of whom serve those unworthy masters, and I would encourage them to share that information through their union or whatever channel was available to them.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at July 20, 2022 11:38 PM (+eUEt)
Posted by: shipoopi at July 20, 2022 11:19 PM (xKFcT)
That's just Y5 being contrarian. It's a shtick. He is really quite charming in person.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 11:39 PM (OtX7q)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:40 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 11:41 PM (tGmgh)
Fine ONT, Mis Hum, going back to read some content, that bottom pic, that's not Bill Kristol's place is it?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 20, 2022 11:41 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:41 PM (dNqv+)
I've seen the "Ice Mine" in Coudersport, Pennsylvakia in my youth... It was closed for years, but is now open again!
It's a natural cave with real ice inside but only in the summer -- the ice goes away in winter for some reason...
I'd kept my souvenir Ice Mine Cigar for years, until it rotted away...
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 11:42 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Ciampino
take off, hoser
Posted by: Bob, Doug, and Miklos McKenzie at July 20, 2022 11:42 PM (91lPP)
https://tinyurl.com/yckjy4c4
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2022 11:41 PM (tGmgh)
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After a series of fires GM advised owners of the Bolt EV not to park it in their garage or near other cars.
There is a bright electric future ahead for us.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 11:42 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:43 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He and ChemJeff can sure cook up some steaks
Posted by: Miklos is a mite thirsty-oh damn that is Bourbon at July 20, 2022 11:44 PM (91lPP)
There is a bright electric future ahead for us.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 20, 2022 11:42 PM (XG2Fi)
Interesting, had a vaping mod that I had had for ... 5 years or so. Never had any issues with it, but a couple weeks ago, I picked it up to go outside to vape and noticed it was red hot. Figured it was a short somewhere as I had not used it in about an hour. Shut it off, then threw the thing in the oven. It cooled down on it's own, but I went out and bought a new one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:45 PM (dNqv+)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:40 PM (dNqv+)
He wasn't buying "ghost guns", at least not on the record. he was buying perfectly normal firearms, and getting the background check done. Apparently the number of purchases made in a short interval is what the BATF goons alerted on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 11:46 PM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Like...around Actual People?
Posted by: Miklos is literally shaking and also just can't even at July 20, 2022 11:46 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (r46W7)
You know, Servo, I've seen satellite photos of... Uranus.
Posted by: Crow at July 20, 2022 11:47 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 20, 2022 11:48 PM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Miklos is literally shaking and also just can't even at July 20, 2022 11:46 PM (91lPP)
Well, around Morons and 'Ettes. So, not actual people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 11:48 PM (OtX7q)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 20, 2022 11:49 PM (KqPHJ)
Rep. Lucy McBath
@RepLucyMcBath
With assault rifles, exit wounds can be a foot wide. The victim’s skull explodes on impact. Organs rupture, bones shatter, the shards serve as shrapnel and tear tissue to pieces.
There is a reason we never see the images after a mass murder—many of the bodies no longer exist.
https://bit.ly/3zhWqZX
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 11:49 PM (BJKQV)
Reporters would shadow all the Junta members who claim to have and use an electric vehicle, to find out if they told the truth.
Oh well, I can dream, can't I?
Posted by: Gref at July 20, 2022 11:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2022 11:51 PM (NLIak)
https://bit.ly/3zhWqZX
Posted by: 29Victor at July 20, 2022 11:49 PM (BJKQV)
That is a pretty dumb bunny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:52 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So
No carry permit required
Only people need permits
Posted by: Miklos is content with this interpretation at July 20, 2022 11:52 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: Zettai at July 20, 2022 11:53 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: mnw at July 20, 2022 11:51 PM (NLIak)
He was referencing people talking about going to the mome, or telling people who wanted to go to RSVP, or talking about their experiences at a MoMe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:53 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Popeye at July 20, 2022 11:53 PM (3Or4S)
Is it ever really just a bear?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - not just a bear at July 20, 2022 11:53 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Popeye at July 20, 2022 11:53 PM (3Or4S)
*suggested edit*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:54 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Shipoopi at July 20, 2022 11:55 PM (xKFcT)
Is it ever really just a bear?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - not just a bear at July 20, 2022 11:53 PM (KFhLj)
*golfclap* For content and respondents normal nic. Well done.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Popeye at July 20, 2022 11:53 PM (3Or4S)
*suggested edit*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
*smashes Aetius' guitar*
Posted by: Bluto at July 20, 2022 11:57 PM (91lPP)
Posted by: Hmmm at July 20, 2022 11:58 PM (9FBGz)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:00 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2022 12:00 AM (/OeOS)
Cease and desist.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2022 12:01 AM (U2p+3)
Cease and desist.
Posted by: n
Hey there.
Posted by: Y5 at July 21, 2022 12:03 AM (IFJCr)
Posted by: Bilboard ever 5 miles for 300 miles on I-75 at July 21, 2022 12:03 AM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2022 12:03 AM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:04 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:04 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 21, 2022 12:04 AM (2oiQ5)
Cease and desist.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2022 12:01 AM (U2p+3)
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Also, henceforth all comments must be pre-certified for HQ minimum wit level compliance prior to posting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 12:05 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:04 AM (OtX7q)
More 'outreach'. It could also be seen as a form of gentrification. Or pollution of the solar environment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:05 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2022 12:05 AM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:05 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 21, 2022 12:04 AM (2oiQ5)
Amazing number of people going heeled in a 'gun free zone.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:06 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai
"Got my Lescó cooking"
https://tinyurl.com/3fs6f8et
(I actually cooked ó today)
Posted by: Professor Longhair, Extended Hungarian Version at July 21, 2022 12:07 AM (91lPP)
Me: Dave are you a top or bottom? Guessing bottom.
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Duh. You can't bite the pillow if you're a top.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 12:07 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2022 12:07 AM (NLIak)
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As a compromise I'll support regulating gay kids with guns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 21, 2022 12:08 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 21, 2022 12:05 AM (IEa8U)
My favorite rock voice. Bummer he bit the dust.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Shipoopi at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM (xKFcT)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 21, 2022 12:04 AM (2oiQ5)
All the weapons in the world won't save you if you are shot dead from ambush.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM (OtX7q)
*kicks rock in disgust*
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now a Lurker at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM (tGmgh)
That's just Y5 being contrarian. It's a shtick. He is really quite charming in person.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2022 11:39 PM (OtX7q)
the whole act was so stupid the first time I can't believe anyone wants to bring it up again. waaah, waah, waah, you guys aren't entertaining me enough. I figured he just had a bad night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM (6YNXw)
"I've seen roughnecks out workin' in the oilfields with less oil on their faces than I have too often witnessed on the faces of my fellow Delawareans when oil monsoon season hits the Delmarva Peninsula."
-- Joe "Petrified by Petrol" Biden
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 21, 2022 12:10 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mikeski at July 20, 2022 10:21 PM (P1f+c
Only 7% ??? My dim recollection of the old Bugs Bunny cartoons it was more like 97%.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 21, 2022 12:11 AM (qnc5j)
Posted by: Alternate Universe Yogi Berra at July 21, 2022 12:12 AM (91lPP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:12 AM (dNqv+)
Latin plural.
Nice.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 21, 2022 12:09 AM
Neuter plural in the accusative and genital case!
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2022 12:12 AM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:12 AM (dNqv+)
Can we have a bazoom season?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:13 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at July 21, 2022 12:13 AM (91lPP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 12:14 AM (a4EWo)
Then why do I still have to field-dress that damn deer after a solid heart shot with the .30-'06? Way more powerful than the 5.56, you'd think Bambi's Cousin would just disappear in a cloud of pink mist?
But, nooooo.. gotta cut it all up into steaks, roasts, chili meat and jerky.
Good thing .30-06 isn't a weapon of wa... *listens in earpiece* No one needs a .30-'06 to shoot a deeeah!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2022 12:15 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 21, 2022 12:15 AM (ZSK0i)
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See? Turn in your guns!
Posted by: Robert Francis at July 21, 2022 12:16 AM (8E8Am)
@RepLucyMcBath
With assault rifles, exit wounds can be a foot wide. The victim’s skull explodes on impact. Organs rupture, bones shatter, the shards serve as shrapnel and tear tissue to pieces. - 29Victor
I believe she's thinking of the scene in Big Trouble in Little China, in which one of the head villain's chief goons, upon seeing his boss dead, becomes so angry that he inflates like a balloon connected to a tank of helium and then explodes. No assault rifles were involved; just out-of-control, demonic fury.
McBath? Out, damn twat!
Posted by: Paco at July 21, 2022 12:16 AM (njExo)
Posted by: Zettai
Can Assist with such Issues and Afflictions.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer for All Modalities at July 21, 2022 12:16 AM (91lPP)
Posted by: Tom
That was insightful.
Maybe you should think about the fact that the hq is a business and that it was made famous, in part for its witty, insightful and vulgar commentary.
Nobody wants to read about momees, ever.
Posted by: Y5 at July 21, 2022 12:16 AM (IFJCr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 12:17 AM (a4EWo)
I tell my kids that they better find a job they get such a kick out of that they'd work for free... because 20, 30 years later, it won't be like that! So, look for something you love doing.
A lot of attys get into something deadly dull & then discover it sux. Find something you enjoy, & the money will generally take care of itself in time. Because if you love the job, you'll probably be good at it.
The burnout rate for attys is unusually high, I've read. Do you enjoy competing? Because generally speaking, the practice of law is ADVERSARIAL!
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2022 12:17 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:13 AM (OtX7q)
https://tinyurl.com/2p94m4wr
Tide's coming in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:17 AM (dNqv+)
Very clever. You mean genitive, of course.
Posted by: Paco at July 21, 2022 12:18 AM (njExo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
My favorite rock voice. Bummer he bit the dust.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
I was an usher at the Paramount Theater in Seattle for their first two reunion shows. Before the first show us ushers we able to get right in front of the stage for the sound check. Mr. Cornell was a force of nature. The band as an ensemble was a hot mess; they were still working on arrangements and fighting with each other during the sound check! Knowing this I was able to gauge the shows. They were something of a hot mess but they somehow pulled it together by showtime. The audience loved every second of the performance while I was going, they are faking it. It was a lot of fun and I am so glad I got to experience that whole thing.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:18 AM (1IRGY)
If you come back this way, please allow me the pleasure of buying you a beverage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2022 12:19 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 21, 2022 12:20 AM (ykmhw)
Again...
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2022 12:03 AM (/OeOS)
Here we GOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!
Posted by: David Coverdale at July 21, 2022 12:20 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 12:20 AM (a4EWo)
One of the saddest things we have going, is asking young Men or Women, what they want to do the rest of their life.
at 20? I had no clue. I did not know what I would be good at? I found it.... through chance... but it would NEVER have been what I imagined at 18....
That we expect kids to lock themselves in... FINANCAILLY.... is an abomination.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2022 12:21 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: JuJuBee at July 21, 2022 12:21 AM (ykmhw)
Posted by: Theodore at July 21, 2022 12:22 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Robert Francis at July 21, 2022 12:16 AM (8E8Am)
Heh. No, that was not my point. In a spree killer situation, like this mall shooting, the perp usually has the advantage of surprise. He can get off a few well-aimed shots before any potential armed adversaries can bring guns to bear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:22 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 12:22 AM (iLuhX)
I have done an informal poll of my bartenders for the last decade. Yep, a lot of them are going to law school on loans or are lawyers that passed the bar exam and are still slinging beer. I just smile and think to myself, "I own a home and don't have to work." My latest one is leaving Las Cruces, NM to go get a law degree at Willamette University in Salem, Or. QED.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:22 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Lost In Space
Now see?
Posted by: Miklos was at the Saenger in Nawlins at July 21, 2022 12:22 AM (91lPP)
Posted by: Y5 at July 21, 2022 12:16 AM (IFJCr)
You're fun. Do you do children's parties? What are your rates?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2022 12:23 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 12:24 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: the Judges will allow Latin at July 21, 2022 12:24 AM (91lPP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:17 AM (dNqv+)
Damn! Those flotation devices saved her life, and allowed her to wash up on shore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:24 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Lost In Space
Now see?
Posted by: Miklos
I don't understand your question as I would like to answer you if I can.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:25 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 21, 2022 12:26 AM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:27 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Lost In Space
NO MATHS
Posted by: the Judges
I apologize for violating the ONT thread rule about NO MATHS. I should have known better since that rule is as simple as solving 2+2.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:27 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 20, 2022 10:49 PM (fBY/Q)
Kind of like removing rocks from a National Park????
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 21, 2022 12:27 AM (qnc5j)
Reporting now that the first person killed in Mall shooting was also carrying. Got shot entering the bathroom. Never had a chance.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
The three Indianapolis residents who died were Pedro Pineda, 56; Rosa Mirian Rivera de Pineda, 37; and Victor Gomez, 30. All were Latinos.
Many in the Latino community are wondering if the mass shooting was a hate crime.
Eduardo Luna with the nonprofit Arte Mexicano en Indiana and the community organization Nopal Cultural said, “Why does this happen to us? Why does this happen to Indiana? Why is this not called a hate crime? This is a hate crime.”
That speculation is gaining momentum as police investigate online posts that may later be attributed to the shooter. The posts include screenshots on a controversial website 4chan and other posts with Nazi imagery.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7zk7uj
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2022 12:28 AM (63Dwl)
Lose if you must,
but ALWAYS cheat, just to be sure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 10:02
I'm trying to figure it out Commissar H, are you a Kennedy, Johnson, Clinton, Obama or Biden family member? Most puzzling.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2022 12:28 AM (55Qr6)
Has me intrigued.... because I already KNOW my mind works a bit differently than most... although I'm not as nutz as the lead character.
Me? What happens when the normal Human minds ability to see patterns... is taken to an extreme....
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2022 12:29 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Y5 at July 21, 2022 12:16 AM (IFJCr)
I like you better as C5 which is weird because I like C5 better as Y5.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 21, 2022 12:29 AM (2oiQ5)
Lose if you must,
but ALWAYS cheat, just to be sure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 20, 2022 10:02
I'm trying to figure it out Commissar H, are you a Kennedy, Johnson, Clinton, Obama or Biden family member? Most puzzling.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2022 12:28 AM (55Qr6)
Ferengi! Hello!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2022 12:29 AM (oHd/0)
"The Remington Model 750 was a semi-automatic rifle and successor to earlier semi-automatic rifles Remington Model 740, Remington Model 742 and Remington Model 7400. Production began in 2006 and discontinued in 2015.
Magazines up to 10 rounds are available."
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 12:29 AM (iLuhX)
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2022 12:31 AM (55Qr6)
I think that's generally consistent with what I posted., to wit: concentrate on finding something you love doing FIRST.
On another topic, I wish other blogs I sometimes frequent had MOMEs. I think they soften the edges, & promote congeniality to some degree.
Some conservative blogs are like a goldfish bowl full of scorpions. Ugh. They drive non-crazy people away.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2022 12:32 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Miklos
I don't understand your question as I would like to answer you if I can.
Posted by: Lost In Space
Now see?
We can have nice things.
Posted by: Miklos also says nighty night, and does the Traditional Anti-Bedbug dance at July 21, 2022 12:32 AM (91lPP)
Posted by: Miklos
I don't understand your question as I would like to answer you if I can.
Posted by: Lost In Space
Now see?
We can have nice things.
Posted by: Miklos
QED.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:34 AM (1IRGY)
Was the lady he shot in the leg also Hispanic? Was the mall frequented by mostly Hispanics?
Did he ask them their names before he shot them? Not a given you can identify the difference between Anglo and Hispanic.
That said , nothing wrong with investigating it .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 21, 2022 12:35 AM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 12:36 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 20, 2022 11:10 PM (6YNXw)
Two girls at the same time.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2022 11:11 PM (yQpMk)
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There is a Beach Boys song with the line "Two girls for every boy" or similar.
Posted by: Ciampino - Is that Surf City? at July 21, 2022 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
Ah! I stand corrected.
Posted by: Paco at July 21, 2022 12:37 AM (njExo)
Posted by: Ciampino - Is that Surf City? at July 21, 2022 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
Jan and Dean
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 21, 2022 12:38 AM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: DB at July 21, 2022 12:40 AM (geLO8)
Pity, it doesn't seem to take M-14 magazines.
https://tinyurl.com/2uys4cuh
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2022 12:42 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 12:43 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: James Dean at July 21, 2022 12:43 AM (91lPP)
How ever this was posted on the top column:
Remington Model 742 30-06 Springfield Used Trade-in Semi-Auto Rifle
$299.00
_________________
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 12:43 AM (iLuhX)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:43 AM (1IRGY)
Now, imagine that the back lot has the delivery vehicles parked there...hooked to chargers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2022 12:44 AM (tFWfv)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 21, 2022 12:45 AM (2oiQ5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2022 12:44 AM (tFWfv)
We're good! Each charger has 21 square feet of solar panels to power it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:45 AM (OtX7q)
The NPR version is really excellent too. I know, NPR.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:47 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Aspiring Rapper and English-turner-Arounder-23+ at July 21, 2022 12:47 AM (91lPP)
Posted by: PabloD at July 21, 2022 12:49 AM (5AvQm)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 12:50 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: shipoopi at July 20, 2022 11:19 PM (xKFcT)
As an occasional commentator I strive to be witty/funny but always respectful.
Thanks to everyone on the earlier thread for their well wishes on my sons achievement. (Ph D).
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 21, 2022 12:51 AM (qnc5j)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 12:50 AM (2+yws)
You could make over $85 an hour just posting comments on blogs, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:52 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 12:52 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: shipoopi
is there a link to that thread? I'd like to read it
Posted by: DB at July 21, 2022 12:53 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 12:53 AM (2+yws)
https://tinyurl.com/2uys4cuh
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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That fits the bill.
Commenter was talking about his 30-06 and for those who, as a collector or hunter, these two in larger caliber with detachable mag, are attractive. That H&K is probably more durable.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 12:53 AM (iLuhX)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 21, 2022 12:54 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 12:53 AM (2+yws)
Bidenflation takes a toll on everyone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:54 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 21, 2022 12:51 AM (qnc5j)
BioChem at least means he should not have to ever flip a burger. At least again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:54 AM (dNqv+)
I knew that 9.1% inflation number was way to low!
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 12:56 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 21, 2022 12:51 AM (qnc5j)
BioChem at least means he should not have to ever flip a burger. At least again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Sounds like he is qualified to be a rancher in the Brave New Biden World.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:57 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 21, 2022 12:57 AM (1IRGY)
Bug Ranchers!
Not exactly Red River is it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 01:00 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 01:01 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 20, 2022 11:53 PM (dNqv+)
So what happens at a MoMe doesn't stay at the MoMe????
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 21, 2022 01:01 AM (qnc5j)
Posted by: MAxIE at July 21, 2022 01:01 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:03 AM (2+yws)
https://tinyurl.com/2s5c23za
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 01:04 AM (OtX7q)
The Local Sheriff doesn't exactly "Get Along" with federal officials.
This is a Good Thing.
Sincerely,
-Martha Stewart
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:04 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:06 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 01:07 AM (OtX7q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2022 01:10 AM (Mgbo4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 21, 2022 01:11 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Didn't realize she is that age. How's her health?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2022 01:12 AM (dx9uU)
Better take a trip to https://tinyurl.com/mr2f8z7k
Posted by: MAxIE at July 21, 2022 01:12 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 12:36
Yes DDS, then Teddy had the luck that the first Americans landed on the moon July 20 to bury that news as much as possible.
It's amazing that the moon landing anniv goes pretty much unnoticed today, twas a miracle in its time.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2022 01:15 AM (55Qr6)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2022 01:15 AM (tkOps)
We will see what, if any businesses say anything to me for not wearing one.
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:16 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: MAxIE at July 21, 2022 01:17 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2022 11:00 PM (r46W7)
You know, Servo, I've seen satellite photos of... Uranus.
Posted by: Crow at July 20, 2022 11:47 PM (DTX3h)
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(mandatory question)
Did you see any Klingons?
Posted by: Ciampino - It's quite an Enterprise to remove Klingons from Uranus at July 21, 2022 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 01:01 AM (a4EWo)
Yes....I will probably be insufferably pleased with myself for at least a month! One of my life's regrets is not trying harder to pursue an advanced degree. So it's kind of a dream come true...
Oh and by the way - he's debt free - did it all on fellowship/research associate and I took care of his approx 20K of undergrad debt...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 21, 2022 01:20 AM (qnc5j)
Example: Uranis Plumbers Local Union - laying pipe in Uranis for over 120 years.
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:22 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I was seriously close to buying one of those at the time they were turning them over. Steering wheel was on the proper side and it had a 360.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 01:23 AM (iLuhX)
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2022 01:12 AM (dx9uU)
She's a little stiff climbing stairs, and seems to be quite deaf, except when it comes to hearing the rattle of the food bag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 01:24 AM (d2Ge6)
-Martha Stewart
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:04
Good to see ya Martha, err umm Slap. Give me a holler when you feel like it .
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2022 01:25 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:03 AM (2+yws)
We should try to put together a SoCal Mo Meet.....
Just a thought
I'm on the east coast this week so it's late and today was a big day - good nite all.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 21, 2022 01:25 AM (qnc5j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 01:27 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 21, 2022 01:27 AM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 01:23 AM (iLuhX)
Well, if it was a Studebaker Zip Van, it must have been modified. They were all built right-hand drive, like the current Grummans, and had a six cylinder engine, and automatic transmission. And the pedal setup allowed for driving from a standing position.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 01:28 AM (d2Ge6)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:30 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:31 AM (2+yws)
Am quite certain that it had a Dodge 360.
They had a lot full of them.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 01:32 AM (iLuhX)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:30 AM (2+yws)
Far prettier than Sharon Stone- and not as (outwardly) trashy. At least character wise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 01:32 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Y5 at July 21, 2022 01:33 AM (IFJCr)
Posted by: MAxIE at July 21, 2022 01:33 AM (twxj3)
Am quite certain that it had a Dodge 360.
They had a lot full of them.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 01:32 AM (iLuhX)
Well, they must have gone through several generations of vehicles. Zip Vans were built in '63 and '64, and probably lasted until the mid '70's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 01:35 AM (d2Ge6)
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:35 AM (2+yws)
I'm just sick. I had a damned pack of raccoons get in my corn patch last night. Just ripped stalks down and ate ears. Made a sickening mess. I couldn't stand to look at it.
So I flew out and bought me 3 'coon traps, and have set them up tonight. I'll see if I catch anything in the morning.
Damned things are like BLM antifa woke Democrats. Well, that's really an insult to the raccoons, but I want to insult them.
I heard tell someone saw a pack of them out the other night. A whole crew of the bastards.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 21, 2022 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: MAxIE at July 21, 2022 01:33 AM (twxj3)
Now THAT is a movie that I forgot she was in. Huh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 01:36 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 21, 2022 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Like Clockwork Orange, to continue your simile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 01:37 AM (dNqv+)
https://tinyurl.com/2sz7pk9k
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:37 AM (Ckg4U)
https://tinyurl.com/2sz7pk9k
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:37 AM (Ckg4U)
bastards won't let me see it unless I sign into youtube..pricks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 01:38 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)
I have seen the pictures. To Hell with those raccoons. They asked for all their come-uppance, as have any deer in the area.
Might your stalks grow Tall and Mighty!
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 21, 2022 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
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Time to go hunting.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 21, 2022 01:39 AM (iLuhX)
Jeanne Tripplehorn.
Who had a too-tightly-would thing going on in her youth that was incredibly hot.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - not just a bear at July 21, 2022 01:40 AM (KFhLj)
Can he contact her if he sets up a new practice?
Posted by: Goatweed at July 21, 2022 01:40 AM (0Q/6W)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 01:40 AM (dNqv+)
On that note, good night Horde.
Posted by: CA Token at July 21, 2022 01:40 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 01:38 AM (VwHCD)
It is "Saxon". I know you know Saxon.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)
https://tinyurl.com/2sdfp8wp
Posted by: Methos at July 21, 2022 01:42 AM (kOpft)
Found photos of her with a dude who looks like Hunter Biden... probably because that's who it is.
Ewww.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2022 01:44 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:40 AM (Ckg4U)
Yup, very much so. Opened up for them around 25 years ago, got drunk with them, got the T shirt. Seriously, they gave me a T shirt. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 01:45 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Yes, I've saw that on one of the Substacks I follow. Immune suppression by these injectable products is becoming well demonstrated.
Another good one. Cruise ship, everyone full vaccinated (whether that includes boosters or not, I don't). 20% of the complement came down with Covid.
Now, that was the same percentage that got infected (tested positive, the really sick, not so much) on the Diamond Princess, that cruise ship with an outbreak early on.
So fully vaxxed gets you the same percentage infected as no vax.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 21, 2022 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 21, 2022 01:47 AM (mCh4j)
https://tinyurl.com/26kfnwsd
I figured it out.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:46 AM (Ckg4U)
Still no good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 01:47 AM (VwHCD)
Found photos of her with a dude who looks like Hunter Biden... probably because that's who it is.
Ewww.
Posted by: mnw at July 21, 2022 01:44 AM (NLIak)
And you had to go and ruin it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 01:48 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 01:49 AM (VwHCD)
They were good before the "Love-Song Ballad Eighties" and they emerged from the wash as Heavy as Ever.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:49 AM (Ckg4U)
I've got a double electric fence around the whole garden. 6' space in between. So far, knock on wood, it's keep the deer out, but the raccoons are getting in.
They are smart. They've probably learned to do the limbo under the bottom wire.
Raccoons love corn, and they love watermelons. A lot other things too. They like sweet stuff. A neighbor used to swear that raccoons would check his watermelons for ripeness before they'd go at them. Said he see footprints on immature melons. He claimed they were "thumping 'em" to see if they were ripe.
At this point, I don't doubt him. They are smart little fuckers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 21, 2022 01:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:55 AM (Ckg4U)
Third Try...
https://www.bitchute.com/video/vxNsbZ6Tz2g/
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Awesome, it worked.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 01:56 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 21, 2022 01:56 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:04 AM (OtX7q)
More 'outreach'. It could also be seen as a form of gentrification. Or pollution of the solar environment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:05 AM (dNqv+)
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I was told, told mind you, that the Sun is like a self-cleaning oven!
Posted by: Ciampino - Go to the Sun at night, it's cooler at July 21, 2022 01:58 AM (qfLjt)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 01:56 AM (VwHCD)
Nice!
Those dudes have decades of stuff and they are Hard-Weathered.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:59 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 12:13 AM (OtX7q)
https://tinyurl.com/2p94m4wr
Tide's coming in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 12:17 AM (dNqv+)
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Nice bulwarks.
Posted by: Ciampino - bra = over the shoulder boulder holder at July 21, 2022 02:07 AM (qfLjt)
Those dudes have decades of stuff and they are Hard-Weathered.
Posted by: Slapweasel at July 21, 2022 01:59 AM (Ckg4U)
Thats for sure. I will say though, for me there was never an album that I could just put on and play through. It always seemed like there were a few killer tunes, and then a bunch of of average tunes. The good ones though were frigging great. I think Princess of the night, and Crusader were my real favs, along with Strong arm of the law, and Denim and leather.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2022 02:13 AM (VwHCD)
Also, "Victory Girls" Blog skewers Pete Buttigieg:
https://tinyurl.com/3w6f6y4e
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 02:19 AM (PrR4G)
And Amazon USA had no stock. Weird.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 02:22 AM (d2Ge6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2022 02:29 AM (d2Ge6)
Can we just ban this troll? He's endorsing murder.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 02:29 AM (PrR4G)
That is what I do... www.salarycash1.com
Posted by: Sarah at July 21, 2022 03:03 AM (FSps6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 21, 2022 03:07 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2022 03:10 AM (/U27+)
Can we just ban this troll? He's endorsing murder.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 21, 2022 02:29 AM (PrR4G)
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Can we at least post-natal abort Sarah?
Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 21, 2022 03:16 AM (odVni)
(sips coffee)
That version of 'Nothing compares too you' by Cornell is the best one. What a voice that dude had.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2022 03:26 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: JT at July 21, 2022 03:35 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at July 21, 2022 03:52 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at July 21, 2022 04:02 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2022 04:05 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2022 04:05 AM (6jpby)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 21, 2022 04:06 AM (eWsla)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at July 21, 2022 04:06 AM (eWsla)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 21, 2022 04:08 AM (6jpby)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 21, 2022 04:14 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 21, 2022 01:51
Yep, I stopped growing my small patch of sweet corn on the farm when the coons were starting to wipe it all out the night before it was ripe for human consumption.
I'm trying a square foot gardening thing this year in town in a raised bed, will see how it works.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2022 04:15 AM (55Qr6)
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