Mid-Morning Art Thread

Up the Hudson
George Bellows

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments

1 Up yours too, George!

Posted by: The Hudson at July 12, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

2 I like this painting a lot, its palette is very soothing.

But if I was near it I'd probably hit it with some pinks and reds to spice it up

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (dCxaZ)

3
Without a paddle

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (/U27+)

4 Kinda bleak.

Posted by: Ziba at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (4h9M3)

5 That water looks horrible.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)

6 Where is everybody?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (7bRMQ)

7 ...Without a paddle!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (YIVH2)

8 I'll go get them.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (dCxaZ)

9 Little people on the shore.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (gLRfa)

10 What are the people doing in the field?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Rcp6g)

11 That water looks horrible.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)

Wait til it catches fire.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)

12 George Bellows
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I don't know about that. Some people just have loud voices.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (sWM8x)

13 Fire the 12pdrs at that boat

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (anlXz)

14 From previous thread

40 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022 07:39 AM (d0Qel)

What about the Irish?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (dhra4)

15 What are the people doing in the field?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Rcp6g)

panning for gold

Posted by: grammie winger at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk)

16 I almost like this. I don't quite. I want to, but I don't. I also don't know why that's the case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (WWh8n)

17 I suspect this painting is better seen in person

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (gLRfa)

18 14 From previous thread

40 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022 07:39 AM (d0Qel)

What about the Irish?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (dhra4)

Taters?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (b2nrj)

19 Murky.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

20 What are the people doing in the field?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Rcp6g)
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I think they are unionized farmhands. Two of them are actually working and the rest are "supervising" from the side of the field.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (YIVH2)

21 What are the people doing in the field?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Trying to find wood to make paddles.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (pL94Z)

22 The light post on the right is enormous compared to the people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)

23 Any relation to Dr Bellows??

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (dhra4)

24 Water color reminds me of Louisiana.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (b2nrj)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

26 must have been fun, steaming up the Hudson back then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (xcxpd)

27 Huckleberry Finn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

28 What about the Irish?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (dhra4)
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Potatoes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (aaGzp)

29 So, is the artist the sniper?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (NnGK5)

30 Once the interior of the United States started to fill up, river ports like New Orleans became more valuable than sea ports like Boston.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (44ww/)

31 Murky.

Shit Creek.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (AutJR)

32 What are the people doing in the field?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Rcp6g)

Out standing.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

33 That water looks horrible.

Posted by: grammie winger

Wait til it catches fire.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I thought that was the Hudson, not the Cuyahoga?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (pL94Z)

34
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (/U27+)

35 Steamship in midstream. Is this the 1840s?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)

36 Trying to find wood to make paddles.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (pL94Z)
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They aren't very good at it...Just on the other side of the tracks are a number of large trees. Of course, you'll have to beat the train to get them....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2022 09:36 AM (YIVH2)

37 17 I suspect this painting is better seen in person

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (gLRfa)

I think so too. In this digital version a lot of the nuance is lost.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2022 09:36 AM (dCxaZ)

38 No leaves on the trees. Fall or winter?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 12, 2022 09:36 AM (llON8)

39 Da Plane Da Plane

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 12, 2022 09:36 AM (haWye)

40 Reminds me of the river crossing in True Grit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 09:36 AM (FVME7)

41 George Aboves was famous for sky paintings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 09:36 AM (AutJR)

42 Second!

Posted by: Darles Chickens at July 12, 2022 09:37 AM (yMbVh)

43 That lightpost is really bugging me. Proportion is all wrong.

It's taller than that 2 story.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 09:37 AM (UuD2k)

44 >>> 42 Forty-Second!
Posted by: Darles Chickens at July 12, 2022 09:37 AM (yMbVh)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 12, 2022 09:37 AM (llON8)

45 Ack! Disregard!

Posted by: Darles Chickens at July 12, 2022 09:37 AM (yMbVh)

46 What about the Irish?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (dhra4)

We don't want the Irish!

Posted by: Johnson Johnson at July 12, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)

47 'Net says this dates to 1908 or thereabouts. The metmuseum.org site says this depicts the construction of Riverside Park in Manhattan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:37 AM (txdEq)

48
Steamship in midstream. Is this the 1840s?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)

________

Not a steamship. Just on fire, drifting down the river in flames.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (/U27+)

49 22 The light post on the right is enormous compared to the people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (UuD2k)

It's up on a hill, or an embankment. The people are way down below on the river bank.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (dCxaZ)

50 The guy in black is ready to tee off into the water.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (AutJR)

51 Not a steamship. Just on fire, drifting down the river in flames.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (/U27+)
++++
Pastoral, even bucolic flames.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (WWh8n)

52 I thought that was the Hudson, not the Cuyahoga?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 09:35 AM (pL94Z)

The Hudson is full of PCB's. They won't catch fire, just give you flippers and a blowhole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (UuD2k)

53 We WASPs are beef Wellingtons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (FVME7)

54 "Down My Street, and Up Yours"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq)

55 Perspective.

Posted by: Lightpost at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (oTZbj)

56 This is a very different subject from what George Bellows is known for--the gritty side of NYC life. There's still a grittiness here. The sky is overcast and the river is muddy and algae-green. The colors are dank and bleh, and the trees are barren. To me, it's like he's saying, "Yeah, city life is ugly, but country life isn't all that great either."

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (OyyDO)

57
Up your Hudson, buddy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2022 09:39 AM (Zhwz2)

58 Itty bitty picture has me thinking it looks like a prairie schooner floating down the river but the title says up the river.
Blown up shows the detail of the boat.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 12, 2022 09:39 AM (MFphb)

59 4 Kinda bleak.

Posted by: Ziba at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (4h9M3)

I vote for extremely bleak.

Posted by: GLSD at July 12, 2022 09:39 AM (AMIL/)

60 >>> 56 This is a very different subject from what George Bellows is known for--the gritty side of NYC life. There's still a grittiness here. The sky is overcast and the river is muddy and algae-green. The colors are dank and bleh, and the trees are barren. To me, it's like he's saying, "Yeah, city life is ugly, but country life isn't all that great either."
Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (OyyDO)

Great guy at parties, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 12, 2022 09:39 AM (llON8)

61 Train tracks end abruptly... or is it supposed to be a tunnel? Either way it seems, unfinished.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2022 09:39 AM (BFigT)

62 Isn't the title a punchline to a joke about gay Hollywood stars?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 12, 2022 09:39 AM (2RBkF)

63 Reminds me of the river crossing in True Grit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022

***
"By God, she reminds me of me!"
(-- Rooster Cogburn, about Mattie)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:40 AM (txdEq)

64
Pastoral, even bucolic flames.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (WWh8n)

_________

It's the General Slocum

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 09:40 AM (/U27+)

65 What about the Irish?

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (dhra4)

We don't want the Irish!
Posted by: Johnson Johnson at July 12, 2022 09:37 AM

Johnson Johnson is right!

Posted by: RMBS Johnson at July 12, 2022 09:40 AM (RkC6l)

66 George Bellows is known for--the gritty side of NYC life.

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A man ahead of his time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 09:40 AM (FVME7)

67 Great guy at parties, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 12, 2022 09:39 AM (llON

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Yes. He's awesome and a real hero and mentor to me.

Posted by: Zack Snyder at July 12, 2022 09:40 AM (WWh8n)

68 ... without a paddle??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (yikp0)

69 'So they got you up the Hudson? Okay, roll over and let's take a look.'
-Dr. Kildare

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (0OP+5)

70 That lightpost is really bugging me. Proportion is all wrong.
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How big is the steam boat? I agree, proportions are all wrong.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (MIKMs)

71 When everyone pees and poops in the same river at the same time.

Posted by: Corona at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (nakGR)

72 We WASPs are beef Wellingtons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM

Not Jello molds?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (RkC6l)

73 Great painting.

Probably painted with a total of four colors.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (wTK6r)

74 You can forget swimming in that water, unless you want to catch a disease.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

75 When everyone pees and poops in the same river at the same time.
Posted by: Corona at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (nakGR)
++++
How YOU doin'?

Posted by: The Ganges at July 12, 2022 09:42 AM (WWh8n)

76
I also don't know why that's the case.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (WWh8n)

Because it's dull, and doesn't make particularly good use of line *or* color.

It's just a "meh" painting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2022 09:42 AM (Zhwz2)

77 61 Train tracks end abruptly... or is it supposed to be a tunnel? Either way it seems, unfinished.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

That part was supposed to be behind the frame. Nobody looks at the borders, they are too busy staring at the boobs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 09:42 AM (AutJR)

78 I want to, but I don't. I also don't know why that's the case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (WWh8n)

The palette is so muted that it does not look natural.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...with righteous fire at July 12, 2022 09:42 AM (XIJ/X)

79 Sailboat sitting still, steamboat chugging upstream, locomotive waiting for tracks to be installed.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2022 09:42 AM (oTZbj)

80 This is a very different subject from what George Bellows is known for--the gritty side of NYC life. There's still a grittiness here. The sky is overcast and the river is muddy and algae-green. The colors are dank and bleh, and the trees are barren. To me, it's like he's saying, "Yeah, city life is ugly, but country life isn't all that great either."

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (OyyDO)

I wouldn't be surprised if that's correct. Bellows was always trying to fan the flames about something.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 09:43 AM (7bRMQ)

81 Needs some serfs digging a canal.

Posted by: PabloD at July 12, 2022 09:43 AM (82QlS)

82
I like the scene and its rendering by the artist. Looks like early spring, just before plants start leafing out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2022 09:43 AM (pNxlR)

83 Disappointed.
What does this have to do with tacos?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2022 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

84 Screw the Irish!

LATINO ALL THE WAY!!!

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at July 12, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

85 When everyone pees and poops in the same river at the same time.
Posted by: Corona at July 12, 2022 09:41 AM (nakGR)
++++
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: The Ganges at July 12, 2022 09:42 AM (WWh8n)
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Whole town comes out, and pisses downstream when we go bathing!

Posted by: Rifleman Machendra Bahadur Gurung at July 12, 2022 09:44 AM (aaGzp)

86
Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 09:44 AM (/U27+)

87 We don't want the Irish!
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Dirty Irish grubbing for potatoes. Filthy Scandis are better.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2022 09:44 AM (MIKMs)

88 56 This is a very different subject from what George Bellows is known for--the gritty side of NYC life. There's still a grittiness here. The sky is overcast and the river is muddy and algae-green. The colors are dank and bleh, and the trees are barren. To me, it's like he's saying, "Yeah, city life is ugly, but country life isn't all that great either."
Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2022 09:38 AM (OyyDO)

my first thought was "so that's what a toxic algae bloom looks like!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2022 09:44 AM (trdmm)

89 Hmm. This seems a little bleak.

Was Bellows one of the "trashcan" school artists?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (2JVJo)

90 Obligatory Seinfeld clip:

https://youtu.be/rdQXtmGuQUY

Well, technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (+rTCi)

91 3 Without a paddle
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

7 ...Without a paddle!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Screw-propeller, you guys!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (yikp0)

92 Good morning!

Is Steamboat Willie driving?

Posted by: jmel at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (bVhJi)

93 That's an awful lot of green water, that's all I'm saying

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (6mvRv)

94 LATINO ALL THE WAY!!!
Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at July 12, 2022 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

LATINXXX TACOXXX WITH SPECIAL "BETO GUAC"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (kf6Ak)

95 Going up the Hudson just leads to Albany and despair.

Posted by: Bert G at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (YMvfk)

96 Why is the river green?

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (88xKn)

97 Train tracks end abruptly... or is it supposed to be a tunnel? Either way it seems, unfinished.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

***
I think the dark mass is an actual locomotive and at least one car. Smoke is billowing from its stack.

I think the proportions are fine. As someone said above, the train tracks and the lamppost are up near the viewer, but the people and the landing are some distance downhill. Naturally they would seem small.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq)

98 Not exactly the majestic imagery of Church and Cole of the Hudson River School, but an accurate depiction of the Hudson -- brown water and all.

Grammie: The water always turn brown for two or three days after a storm -- especially upstream. It clears up when the silt settles and water is more of a black color.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (lf83v)

99
Is Steamboat Willie driving?
Posted by: jmel at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (bVhJi)

____________

*presents cease-and-desist order from Disney*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (/U27+)

100 Why is the river green?

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (88xKn)

It's my day!

Posted by: St Patrick at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (7bRMQ)

101 93 That's an awful lot of green water, that's all I'm saying
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (6mvRv)

Typical color for a runway

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (uyVwD)

102
Not sure why, but I really like this painting.

Posted by: Gary Ridgway at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (Zhwz2)

103 I think the proportions are fine. As someone said above, the train tracks and the lamppost are up near the viewer, but the people and the landing are some distance downhill. Naturally they would seem small.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq)

I think that's what he tried to do, but to my eye, he didn't pull it off that well.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (UuD2k)

104 Going up the Hudson just leads to Albany and despair.

I saw Albany and Despair open for Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme at the Stardust in '78.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (2JVJo)

105 Water looks fine to us!

Posted by: Brain-eating Amoebas at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (w9Wax)

106 Fact: The Hudson River is the only river in the world named after a murder victim.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (lf83v)

107 62 So Hudson was a ferry?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022 09:48 AM (NnGK5)

108 Not sure why, but I really like this painting.
Posted by: Gary Ridgway at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (Zhwz2)

**snort**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:48 AM (2JVJo)

109 Since capitalism and money cause climate change, shouldn't we stop paying taxes?

I'm going 100% organic on taxes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 09:48 AM (UuD2k)

110
Once the interior of the United States started to fill up, river ports like New Orleans became more valuable than sea ports like Boston.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

One half of my 1/8 German lineage arrived here through New Orleans around 1850, then they headed to Minnesota, by way of Missouri.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2022 09:48 AM (pNxlR)

111 Looks like the only thing they import or export from that dock is despair.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 09:49 AM (Rcp6g)

112 That's an awful lot of green water, that's all I'm saying

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:45 AM (6mvRv)

Flowing down from Albany.

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 09:49 AM (gmo/4)

113 So Hudson was a ferry?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022

***
No, he was a corporal. And now, sad to say, he'll never be promoted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:49 AM (txdEq)

114 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022 07:39 AM (d0Qel)

What about the Irish?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (dhra4)
++++
Corned beef and cabbage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:49 AM (WWh8n)

115 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (2JVJo)

Hi MP4. I posted info about your books at K DuT's site Sunday. No replies to it, but maybe someone checked them out?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 09:49 AM (7bRMQ)

116 Hxla, mis amigxs! Es Tacx Tuesday!

Posted by: DOCTOR JILL BIDEN at July 12, 2022 09:50 AM (ZGrMX)

117 106 Fact: The Hudson River is the only river in the world named after a murder victim.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (lf83v)

The Chicago River is named after a murder capital. Does that count?

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2022 09:50 AM (uyVwD)

118 Greetings:

" There's no pizza west of the Hudson." ???

"Everything west of the Hudson is Dayton" ???

Hudson Ricer School ???

Posted by: 11B40 at July 12, 2022 09:50 AM (uuklp)

119 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022

***
How about us Swedes and Ruthenians?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:50 AM (txdEq)

120 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting. A far better painting than his earlier work Up Your Kiester.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 09:50 AM (anj39)

121 The guy in black is ready to tee off into the water.
------------------------------
First, you address the ball.

Helllooo, ball!

Posted by: cosmo kramer at July 12, 2022 09:50 AM (yikp0)

122 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022 07:39 AM (d0Qel)

What about the Irish?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (dhra4)
++++
Corned beef and cabbage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:49 AM (WWh8n)

Krauts are sour. Get it? I'm here all week.

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

123 I wish General Slocumbe would stop nattering on about her pussy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (NnGK5)

124 There are spots along the Ohio River we pass on the way to our cabin in West Virginia that look like this painting. Some of the houses are right on the banks, old and dilapidated, looking like they were built 100 years ago. There will be an old boat or two, in equally bad shape and there are even railroad tracks running through the yard.

During the summer a lot of this is hidden by the trees and foliage, but in the winter it is incredibly bleak.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (BFigT)

125 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022

Germans are Krauts.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (uyVwD)

126 Japanese court upholds ban on gay marriage.

George Takei hardest hit.

I know, two jokes about Hollywood gays in a row. My mind is running out of ideas.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (2RBkF)

127 @87 - I saw recently that FNC's Harold Ford Jr. is married to a Scandi named Emily Threkeld or something like that. She's an attractive blond woman in her 40s.

I like Ford, and wish more Dems could stop throwing bombs and name-calling long enough to organize their thoughts speak civilly like he does. It's a breath of fresh air frankly.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (6mvRv)

128 Hxla, mis amigxs! Es Tacx Tuesday!
Posted by: DOCTOR JILL BIDEN at July 12, 2022

***
If Spanish had been like that, I'd have never been able to pronounce it. Back to school with you, "Doctor" Jill.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (txdEq)

129 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Make certain everyone gets a tummy rub!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (U2p+3)

130 Hi MP4. I posted info about your books at K DuT's site Sunday. No replies to it, but maybe someone checked them out?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 09:49 AM (7bRMQ)

I saw that, thank you. Let's hope it results in a sale or two.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (2JVJo)

131 The river is narrow. Saugerties area.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (MkYsY)

132 I think that's what he tried to do, but to my eye, he didn't pull it off that well.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 09:47 AM (UuD2k)

That might be because of the technique. If this was more naturalistic, the perspective might be easier to see. This is more impressionistic so the composition is flattened.

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2022 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

133 The Source of the Hudson River is Lake Tear of the Clouds.

Posted by: JT at July 12, 2022 09:52 AM (T4tVD)

134 I love taking it Up the Hudson!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 12, 2022 09:52 AM (TMne5)

135
It is remarkable how our cosmopolitan and worldly wise betters fail to know the correct pronunciation of "bodega", is it not? Why, it's as though they are not, in fact, worldly wise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2022 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

136 How about us Swedes and Ruthenians?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 12, 2022 09:50 AM (txdEq)
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Swedes ----> breen
Ruthenians ----> ??? More potatoes?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 09:52 AM (aaGzp)

137 First, you address the ball.

Helllooo, ball!
Posted by: cosmo kramer at July 12, 2022

***
Hey! Wait a minute! That's my line!

Posted by: Ed Norton (not the actor) at July 12, 2022 09:52 AM (txdEq)

138 I like Ford, and wish more Dems could stop throwing bombs and name-calling long enough to organize their thoughts speak civilly like he does. It's a breath of fresh air frankly.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (6mvRv)

He's still on their side.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 09:53 AM (7bRMQ)

139 Hey, there's Guido and his Cement Shoes barge.

Posted by: red speck at July 12, 2022 09:53 AM (gS3OW)

140 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

Make certain everyone gets a tummy rub!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (U2p+3)

**rubs own stomach**

Somehow this is not as much fun as you would think.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:53 AM (2JVJo)

141 The perspective seems fine to me.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yikp0)

142 The palette is so muted that it does not look natural.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...with righteous fire

You're NEVER satisfied !

Posted by: JT at July 12, 2022 09:53 AM (T4tVD)

143 When the gods fight, we mere mortals can only tremble.

Breitbart News@BreitbartNews
Trump Rips Elon Musk: "Another Bullsh*t Artist"

Elon Musk@elonmusk
Replying to @BreitbartNews
I don't hate the man, but it's time for Trump to hang up his hat & sail into the sunset.
Dems should also call off the attack – don't make it so that Trump's only way to survive is to regain the Presidency.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 09:53 AM (FVME7)

144 81 Needs some serfs digging a canal.
Posted by: PabloD at July 12, 2022 09:43 AM (82QlS

Heroes of Socialist Labor! Shock Workers! Stakhavonites!

Posted by: Fox 2! at July 12, 2022 09:54 AM (qyH+l)

145 I love taking it Up the Hudson!
Posted by: Barry Soetoro
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I thought the Mississippi was the 'Big Muddy'??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 09:55 AM (yikp0)

146 Somehow this is not as much fun as you would think.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:53 AM (2JVJo)

Rub lower.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 09:55 AM (7bRMQ)

147
How about us Swedes and Ruthenians?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Swedes are swedes (look it up)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2022 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

148 Trump Rips Elon Musk: "Another Bullsh*t Artist"

I saw that. Did Musk slam Teh Donald about something? Usually Trump doesn't throw the first punch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:55 AM (2JVJo)

149 Control of the Hudson was the key to defeating the Colonies during the Revolution.

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

150 Ernie Hudson did a lot of conventions after a mediocre career, while his Ghostbusters co-stars were too famous and busy to do that. I've heard he is very nice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2022 09:55 AM (44ww/)

151 Irish -> Pratties

Posted by: Fox 2! at July 12, 2022 09:55 AM (qyH+l)

152 I like how the sense of a brisk wind is conveyed, with the grey overcast sky, the top of the trees bending and whitecaps on the water.

Not sure about the pink Grogu on the far bank.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 12, 2022 09:56 AM (w9Wax)

153 Elon said that Trump would be 82 at the end of his second term, and that is too old for any office. You are correct, Trump doesn't throw the first punch.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2022 09:56 AM (44ww/)

154 How about us Swedes and Ruthenians?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Swedes = meatballs.

Ruthenians = Baby Ruths.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 09:56 AM (2JVJo)

155 Love Bellows! Especially his boxing paintings.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 12, 2022 09:56 AM (lONV8)

156 Swedes are swedes (look it up)

+1!

Posted by: Fox 2! at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (qyH+l)

157 138 I like Ford, and wish more Dems could stop throwing bombs and name-calling long enough to organize their thoughts speak civilly like he does. It's a breath of fresh air frankly.
===
Me too! He's the only Dim I like.

Posted by: Dingbat at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (gXrCE)

158 Libs on the Twats are trying to claim both that it's fine for Dr. Jill to compare Hispanics to tacos and that it's racist for us to make fun of her for doing it.

I'm gonna guess that if Marco Rubio made a speech comparing blacks to watermelon, chicken, and grits that there'd be media-fueled riots.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (ZGrMX)

159 10 What are the people doing in the field?
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Snipe hunting.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (uia9V)

160 The palette is so muted that it does not look natural.
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THOT'S NOTTT FONNEE!

Posted by: marlee matlin at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (yikp0)

161 I thought the Mississippi was the 'Big Muddy'??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 09:55 AM (yikp0)

I don't have sex with a "Miss!"

Posted by: Barry O at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (7bRMQ)

162 @138 - Yes, he is, and despite Ford's veneer of reasonableness, I have no doubt the little fucker is going to go vote straight D every chance he gets. But he's still better than most of them, far less obnoxious.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (6mvRv)

163 Guy on the beach is using a metal detector searching for his lost Rolex.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2022 09:58 AM (MkYsY)

164 "Up the Hudson"

'merica!

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (GkGYg)

165 Last month, we drove down through the mid-South. You really get a sense of how big this country is and how huge the major rivers are. We crossed the Ohio, the Tennessee, and the Mississippi. I really understand how these rivers were important highways during the country's development years, including the Hudson. I also understood how important it was to control these rivers during the Revolution, 1812, and the Civil War. It really brought history alive.

Related, I think: If you're ever near Cincinnati, take the riverboat lunch tour on the Ohio. It launches from the Kentucky side tho. Good food and good tour.

Posted by: Kris at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (OyyDO)

166 Yes, he is, and despite Ford's veneer of reasonableness, I have no doubt the little fucker is going to go vote straight D every chance he gets. But he's still better than most of them, far less obnoxious.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (6mvRv)
++++
That makes him worse. Anyone or anything that provides a veneer of palatability to the left is a net negative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (WWh8n)

167 I'm Hicks, sir. He's Private Hudson.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (4I/2K)

168 Commuter train coming down the tracks from White Plains is a nice touch.

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

169 I don't have sex with a "Miss!"
Posted by: Barry O
-----------------------------
But it does involve ppi.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:00 AM (yikp0)

170 Helllooo, ball!
Posted by: cosmo kramer

Joe Biden vs. The Teleprompter: "Get Ready, Bal! You’re Gonna In For A Problem!"

https://bit.ly/3uD36Pt

I don't know what he was trying to say but the general thrust was that the Donks are gonna beat the GOP like a read headed stepchild come November.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:00 AM (FVME7)

171 10 What are the people doing in the field?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Rcp6g)

They're outstanding in their field.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:00 AM (GkGYg)

172 “Love bellows?”

Does the Paolo know about those?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022 10:00 AM (NnGK5)

173 162 @138 - Yes, he is, and despite Ford's veneer of reasonableness, I have no doubt the little fucker is going to go vote straight D every chance he gets. But he's still better than most of them, far less obnoxious.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (6mvRv)

It's only an appearance of reasonableness. If you just compare the tone of his criticisms of Democrats and Biden to, say, Christie's criticism of Republicans and Trump, there's no comparison. Ford is first, last and always a partisan Democrat - nothing more.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (WUvhL)

174 Ernie Hudson did a lot of conventions after a mediocre career, while his Ghostbusters co-stars were too famous and busy to do that. I've heard he is very nice.

Ernie's reward is that now he's the face of the franchise, which is a nice position to be in. (He was at the recent announcement of the Afterlife sequel that's going to be back in NYC). It probably helps that he aged much, much better than Murray and Ackroyd.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (ZGrMX)

175 Pile of kittens on my lap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (aaGzp)

176 What are the people doing in the field?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Rcp6g)

Baseboi. Been barry barry good to me.

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

177 But he's still better than most of them, far less obnoxious.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:57 AM (6mvRv)

Obnoxious assholes are easier to rile up your side against. Harder to do when your opponent seems reasonable. I prefer Ds to be obnoxious assholes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (7bRMQ)

178 They're outstanding in their field.
Posted by: m at July 12, 2022
----------------------
So that's the Field of Excellence.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (yikp0)

179 Not sure why, but I really like this painting.
Posted by: Gary Ridgway

********

Should hang!

Posted by: Nosmo King at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (nhne7)

180
The palette is so muted that it does not look natural.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...with righteous fire

With respect, it looks perfectly natural to me for early Spring, after the snow is gone but before plants begin to green up. Winds are raw, but warming, and you can sense that new growth is just on the edge of exploding into the pale greens and golds that mark the beginning of a new growing season.

The people in the field are holding a pickup game of rounders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (pNxlR)

181 It's only an appearance of reasonableness. If you just compare the tone of his criticisms of Democrats and Biden to, say, Christie's criticism of Republicans and Trump, there's no comparison. Ford is first, last and always a partisan Democrat - nothing more.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (WUvhL)

See also, Lieberman, Joe; and Bayh, Evan.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 12, 2022 10:02 AM (PiwSw)

182 There are no reasonable Dems. Only a few who lie to get elected in R leaning states.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:02 AM (AutJR)

183 I like Ford, and wish more Dems could stop throwing bombs and name-calling long enough to organize their thoughts speak civilly like he does. It's a breath of fresh air frankly.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (6mvRv)
~~~~~

He's the guy that had a portrait of Chairman Mao over the fireplace that was seen in one of his interviews on Fox. He claimed he was renting the place. Sure.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 12, 2022 10:02 AM (VhE0u)

184 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022

Germans are Krauts.
Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2022 09:51 AM (uyVwD)

Irish are drunk.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:02 AM (anj39)

185 @166 - I know, but still, if I had to listen to one of Ford, Richard Fowler or Dick Goldstein for an hour it's a no brainer. The latter two are like DNC zombies.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 10:02 AM (6mvRv)

186 IIRC Harold Ford Jr's dad was a pretty militant black shit stirrer in Memphis back in the 80's and 90's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2022 10:03 AM (BFigT)

187
Commuter train coming down the tracks from White Plains is a nice touch.
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

___________

From the great Atlantic ocean to the wide Pacific shore
She climbs a flowery mountains o'er the hills and by the shore
She's mighty tall and handsome she's known quite well by all
She's a regular combination on the White Plains Cannonball

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 10:03 AM (/U27+)

188 Obnoxious assholes are easier to rile up your side against. Harder to do when your opponent seems reasonable. I prefer Ds to be obnoxious assholes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (7bRMQ)

Then I'm your man!

Posted by: Ellis Henican at July 12, 2022 10:03 AM (PiwSw)

189 It's Tummy Rub Tuesday!

-
Didn't you hear Dr. Jill? It's Taco Teusday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)

190 So that's the Field of Excellence.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:01 AM (yikp0)

Keep dreaming.

Posted by: Kevin C at July 12, 2022 10:03 AM (7bRMQ)

191 Went to a swanky wedding reception at Mark Twain's old mansion in Tarrytown on the Hudson years ago. Beautiful views.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2022 10:04 AM (MkYsY)

192 Ford will smile and shake your hand as he directs you to the boxcars.

I really like him! He seems like a friendly guard. The type who would sneak you an extra slice of dry toast.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:04 AM (AutJR)

193 114 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022 07:39 AM (d0Qel)

What about the Irish?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at July 12, 2022 09:33 AM (dhra4)
++++
Corned beef and cabbage.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:49 AM (WWh8n)

Wasn't Mr Potatohead Irish?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 12, 2022 10:04 AM (8C7+r)

194 Nice, but boring.

Good dental office painting. No one's offended. No one really pays attention. Everyone likes "that homey touch" instead of blank walls.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2022 10:04 AM (5NkmN)

195 96 Why is the river green?
Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2022 09:46 AM (88xKn)

All the leaves are brown.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:05 AM (GkGYg)

196 So, we have to say “farttaco” instead of “fartclam” today, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022 10:05 AM (NnGK5)

197 Didn't you hear Dr. Jill? It's Taco Teusday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)
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*mariachi guys appear and dance around Lord Business*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:06 AM (aaGzp)

198 Ford is an Obama wannabe who will play the reasonable card right into the WH. And take his Mao portrait with him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:06 AM (AutJR)

199 ||Following the disappearance of a Canadian child last month, a 40-year-old Portland-area man and radio host on the left-wing station, KBOO, has been arrested for child trafficking and child rape.

Noah Whitefield Madrano, of Gladstone, Ore., allegedly kidnapped a 13-year-old girl from Edmonton, Alberta. She was reported missing by her family on June 24 after never showing up for school and was finally discovered in an Oregon City hotel room more than a week later by local police and agents with the FBI. Oregon City is about 12 miles south of Portland.

[...] Madrano used male, female and nonbinary pronouns and the monikers, "Bud Jackson," "NoMad" and "Noah Zark."||

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:06 AM (yikp0)

200 Love Dr. Bellows? I'm more a Jeannie man myself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM (FVME7)

201 Tacofart is a palindrome.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM (AutJR)

202 I hope and pray that Jill Biden never gets over her Taco moment...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM (6Aray)

203 All the leaves are brown.
Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:05 AM

*checks sky*

Yup - gray.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM (RkC6l)

204 Commuter train coming down the tracks from White Plains is a nice touch.
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

They are planning a spur line running into Hooterville / Pixley.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM (4I/2K)

205 Looks like the coolies are on a fentanyl break.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM (0ocXn)

206 All the leaves are brown.
--------------------------------
Wisconsin move a-dreamin' on such a winter's day

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM (yikp0)

207 Didn't you hear Dr. Jill? It's Taco Teusday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)

I'd laugh my ass off if a couple hundred taco trucks started driving up and down Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM (anj39)

208 I hope and pray that Jill Biden never gets over her Taco moment...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM

That was worse than her "See Say Pwadway!" moment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2022 10:08 AM (RkC6l)

209 That's California in the background.

Posted by: The New York Times at July 12, 2022 10:08 AM (+rTCi)

210 200 Love Dr. Bellows? I'm more a Jeannie man myself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent

Hands off Holmes. Tony will beat you.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2022 10:08 AM (MkYsY)

211 hey are planning a spur line running into Hooterville / Pixley.
--------------------------
At the "Junction" ... if you know what I mean.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:08 AM (yikp0)

212 Morning.

It's a nice painting but wouldn't hang. There's just...nothing to look at.

Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2022 10:08 AM (q3+Wm)

213 It's muted because the palate used was limited to about 4 colors and white.

The blue is probably cerulean, the browns and yellows are probably burnt umber and yellow ochre, the greens are derived from a combination of viridian and ochre the darks are probably umber, and viridian, the grays are probably cerulean and umber.

One of the things I analyze of a painting is how was it painted.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxz452w

The linked paining was painted using two colors, yellow ochre and Prussian blue.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2022 10:09 AM (wTK6r)

214 Following the disappearance of a Canadian child last month, a 40-year-old Portland-area man and radio host on the left-wing station, KBOO, has been arrested for child trafficking and child rape.

Noah Whitefield Madrano, of Gladstone, Ore., allegedly kidnapped a 13-year-old girl from Edmonton, Alberta. She was reported missing by her family on June 24 after never showing up for school and was finally discovered in an Oregon City hotel room more than a week later by local police and agents with the FBI. Oregon City is about 12 miles south of Portland.

[...] Madrano used male, female and nonbinary pronouns and the monikers, "Bud Jackson," "NoMad" and "Noah Zark."||
Posted by: andycanuck

Caught in the act? Executed by the time he hits the parking lot.

Simple, really.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 10:09 AM (pL94Z)

215 195 96 Why is the river green?
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Global Warming or St. Paddie's Day.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2022 10:09 AM (uia9V)

216 Michael LaRosa
@MichaelLaRosa46
The First Lady apologizes that her words conveyed anything but pure admiration and love for the Latino community.

-
Latinx! Latinx ommunity!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (FVME7)

217 MSDNC noting that although Lettuce Brain is at historic lows, he still beat Trump in a head-to-head matchup.

Posted by: Marcus T, Meatball at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (qkwbs)

218 All the leaves are brown.
Posted by: m

Mama Cass ran outta TP.

Posted by: JT at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (T4tVD)

219 @MichaelLaRosa46
The First Lady apologizes that her words conveyed anything but pure admiration and love for the Latino community.
-
Latinx! Latinx ommunity!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (FVME7)
++++
They don't do when they're panicked, do they?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (WWh8n)

220 Commuter train coming down the tracks from White Plains is a nice touch.
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

They're probably drinking coffee, and smoking big cigars.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (j40lz)

221

We're in the Hudson.

Posted by: Capt. Sully at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (CEwvo)

222 I am VP of the United States. Anything that I handle is because it is a tough issue.

Lololololololololklkdjjfjfjfjdkwk

Kammy, the TP is low in the 2nd floor east wing bathroom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:12 AM (AutJR)

223 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Germans are Krauts.
Posted by: Roy

Irish are drunk.
Posted by: Diogenes

(Gets back up. Realizes D is correct. Goes back to whiskey 🥃

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 10:12 AM (pL94Z)

224 Didn't you hear Dr. Jill? It's Taco Teusday.

TACX[/b} TUESDAY, YOU TRANSPHOBE!

Posted by: Pritziker Tranny Funding Family at July 12, 2022 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)

225 Michael LaRosa
@MichaelLaRosa46
The First Lady apologizes that her words conveyed anything but pure admiration and love for the Latino community.
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Even though she couldn't be arsed to learn to pronounce an extremely short Spanish phrase.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:12 AM (aaGzp)

226 All the leaves are brown.
Posted by: m

Mama Cass ran outta TP.
Posted by: JT

Always remember kids,

Leaves of Three, Indian TP!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 10:13 AM (pL94Z)

227 My cat is about a year old and tries to "knead" me when I am in bed. Her claws come out, and I have quickly figured out which blankets are thick enough to protect me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2022 10:13 AM (44ww/)

228 Somehow, Jill is even dumber than Joe. I can't believe these imbeciles are in charge of our country.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 12, 2022 10:13 AM (6mvRv)

229
https://tinyurl.com/mrxz452w

The linked paining was painted using two colors, yellow ochre and Prussian blue.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Very nice!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2022 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

230 Look here, Bal! I'm gonna you shit anymore!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:13 AM (AutJR)

231 Remember when Trump said some stuff that was construed to be somehow prejudiced against Hispanics so he made up for it by taking a picture of himself eating a taco salad?

That was bad ass.

Jill Biden, on the other hand, can get fucked.

Really? Breakfast tacos? Back home I can get breakfast tacos anywhere, man. They're not unique. WTF, Jill? What are you really trying to say?

Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2022 10:14 AM (q3+Wm)

232 Even though she couldn't be arsed to learn to pronounce an extremely short Spanish phrase.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:12 AM (aaGzp)

Is it tac-o, or ta-co?

Posted by: Joel and Lia at July 12, 2022 10:14 AM (7bRMQ)

233 You gotta clip kitten claws often.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:14 AM (AutJR)

234 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Germans are Krauts.
Posted by: Roy

Irish are drunk.
Posted by: Diogenes

(Gets back up. Realizes D is correct. Goes back to whiskey 🥃
Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 10:12 AM (pL94Z)
***
Slainte!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:14 AM (anj39)

235 I like the painting, technique is interesting, but, would I hang? Probably not, as it really doesn't evoke much in the way of inspection or introspection.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (5pTK/)

236 Somehow, Jill is even dumber than Joe. I can't believe these imbeciles are in charge of our country.

The joke going around is that Jill and Joe have the same speechwriter, and they're the one with the dementia.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (ZGrMX)

237 >>>I'm gonna guess that if Marco Rubio made a speech comparing blacks to watermelon, chicken, and grits that there'd be media-fueled riots.

>Who doesn't love chicken and watermelon? I don't remember having grits but if it's corn how can it be bad?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (0ocXn)

238 Michael LaRosa
@MichaelLaRosa46
The First Lady apologizes that her words conveyed anything but pure admiration and love for the Latino community.

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Latinx! Latinx ommunity!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (FVME7)

They're such a warm and musical people. Viva Tacos! Strike up the mariachi band with One Ton Tomato. Let's do the cockroach dance! On-de-lay!

Posted by: Dr. First Lady Jill Biden at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (4I/2K)

239 Seung Min Kim@seungminkim
Biden won't be shaking hands in Israel due to COVID surge - The Jerusalem Post

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Cause he doesn't want to be seen touching covids. Right.x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (FVME7)

240 237 >>>I'm gonna guess that if Marco Rubio made a speech comparing blacks to watermelon, chicken, and grits that there'd be media-fueled riots.

>Who doesn't love chicken and watermelon? I don't remember having grits but if it's corn how can it be bad?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (0ocXn)

Grits are bad.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (b2nrj)

241 What is something i can say to relate to the local San Antonio community and the broader Latino community? Diverse breakfast tacos!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (AutJR)

242 Is it tac-o, or ta-co?
Posted by: Joel and Lia at July 12, 2022 10:14 AM (7bRMQ)

What's a taco?

Posted by: Teresa Heinz-Kerry at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (ZGrMX)

243 Commuter train coming down the tracks from White Plains is a nice touch.
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

They are planning a spur line running into Hooterville / Pixley.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2022 10:07 AM

Don't forget to extend the line to Bug tussle as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 12, 2022 10:16 AM (bVYXr)

244 Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2022 10:04 AM (5NkmN)

My dental office has wonderful photos-not of teeth or gums-but of landscapes and historical buildings. That's because the dentist who started the practice did exceptionally fine photography as a hobby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2022 10:16 AM (FZ2cV)

245 It is t-aco. With provalone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:16 AM (AutJR)

246 Ford's a Dem. Hang him by his toes. Same goes if he were GOP. They're just the Clara Petacci of political parties, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (Zhwz2)

247 Overheard on comms once: "I'd like to put cheese on that taco."

"Say again".

Posted by: Marcus T, Meatball at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (qkwbs)

248 Biden won't be shaking hands in Israel due to COVID surge - The Jerusalem Post

Word on the Twats is that it's actually because his hands are shaking uncontrollably.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (ZGrMX)

249 Cause he doesn't want to be seen touching covids. Right.x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:15 AM (FVME7)

There are Jews here!

Posted by: Rookie Caroca at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (7bRMQ)

250 ... using two colors, yellow ochre and Prussian blue.
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Racist!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (yikp0)

251 I almost like this. I don't quite. I want to, but I don't. I also don't know why that's the case.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 09:34 AM (WWh8n)

Lack of bewbs.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (GYIa4)

252 I'm amused at the reaction to Dr. Jill's speech, and the reaction by Dr. Jill to the reaction.

I'm guessing pandering doesn't work very well when people are struggling to afford food and gasoline.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (5pTK/)

253 Leaves of Three, Indian TP!

May the left hand
Be free of sand-

Goat Rapers in the ME

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (89T5c)

254 Dr. Jill Biden?? Doctor of what? Grift of taxpayer money?

Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2022 10:18 AM (88xKn)

255 Joe is vaxxed and boosted and had the covid. What is he afraid of?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:18 AM (AutJR)

256 Take me to the river.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 12, 2022 10:18 AM (vuisn)

257
They're probably drinking coffee, and smoking big cigars.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2022 10:11 AM (j40lz)

_________

Ya can talk, ya can talk, ya can bicker, ya can talk, ya can bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk, ya can talk, ya can talk, talk, talk, talk, bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk all ya wanna, but it's different then it was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 10:18 AM (/U27+)

258 Overheard on comms once: "I'd like to put cheese on that taco."

"Say again".
Posted by: Marcus T, Meatball at July 12, 2022 10:17 AM (qkwbs)

Beep and a rush, over.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:19 AM (anj39)

259 Goat Rapers in the ME
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The poorly received follow on to "Ghost Riders in the Sky".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:19 AM (aaGzp)

260 Joe is vaxxed and boosted and had the covid. What is he afraid of?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:18 AM (AutJR)
++++
As are essentially all Israelis. There's a fairly significant narrative problem here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 10:19 AM (WWh8n)

261 July and August in Texas isn't always savagely hot, but it is this year.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2022 10:20 AM (44ww/)

262 Not just in Texas.

"Three-car pileup by a pack of wild boars in northern Greece leaves two people dead and four hospitalized."

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:20 AM (yikp0)

263 Dr. Jill Biden?? Doctor of what? Grift of taxpayer money?
Posted by: dantesed at July 12, 2022 10:18 AM (88xKn)
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Some people call FLOTUS Dr. Jill as a sign of respect.

Others use the term in a derisive manner.

I'll leave it to you to decide where the horde lands on this issue.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 12, 2022 10:20 AM (5pTK/)

264 Host at leftist Portland radio station arrested for trafficking and rape of Canadian child

https://tinyurl.com/2p8rxj2s

Freak should be terminated.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2022 10:20 AM (MkYsY)

265 Ya can talk, ya can talk, ya can bicker, ya can talk, ya can bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk, ya can talk, ya can talk, talk, talk, talk, bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk all ya wanna, but it's different then it was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 10:18 AM (/U27+)
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But he doesn't know the territory!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:20 AM (aaGzp)

266 Pardon me. "... caused by a pack...".

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:21 AM (yikp0)

267 229 https://tinyurl.com/mrxz452w

The linked paining was painted using two colors, yellow ochre and Prussian blue.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Very nice!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2022 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

That's fantastic!

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:21 AM (GkGYg)

268 Robert

It shows what a racist Jill is, this was her 'little brown people' moment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:21 AM (6Aray)

269 July and August in Texas isn't always savagely hot, but it is this year.
Posted by: Bourbon

I think there are differing opinions of "savagely hot".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:21 AM (AutJR)

270 If your people are famous for loving pickled herring, you wouldn't complain about delicious watermelon.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2022 10:22 AM (44ww/)

271 Noah Whitefield Madrano?

So is that really Ezra Miller?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:22 AM (6Aray)

272 Tacos make everything better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 10:22 AM (B96Jb)

273 I think there are differing opinions of "savagely hot".
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Mary-Ann versus Ginger??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:22 AM (yikp0)

274 Is that little Johnny in white just to the left of the boat? About to get baptised I'm thinking.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:22 AM (anj39)

275 Some of my best friends are tacos and beaners!

And who doesn't love Frito Bandito!

Posted by: Dr. Jill at July 12, 2022 10:22 AM (j40lz)

276 A jab at the Hudson River School.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 12, 2022 10:22 AM (vN+oL)

277 So if hispanics are all Tacos, are we Jews all Kinnishes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2022
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Germans are Krauts.
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Irish are drunk.

Hot Scandi women are still Scandies.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 12, 2022 10:23 AM (qH6FZ)

278 Wasn't there some lardass NY anchor who tried to rape a 13yo?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:23 AM (AutJR)

279 267 229 https://tinyurl.com/mrxz452w

The linked paining was painted using two colors, yellow ochre and Prussian blue.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Very nice!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 12, 2022 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

That's fantastic!
Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:21 AM (GkGYg)

And the zoom button gets you down to the tiny parts!

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:23 AM (GkGYg)

280 Tacos make everything better.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 10:22 AM (B96Jb)
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Listen to nurse. She is wise.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 12, 2022 10:23 AM (5pTK/)

281 Captain Obvious!
How are The sweet little fur balls? Give them tummy rubs!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 10:23 AM (B96Jb)

282 >>>Some people call FLOTUS Dr. Jill as a sign of respect.

>Dr. Blake. We're all doctors now.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (0ocXn)

283 Michael LaRosa
@MichaelLaRosa46
The First Lady apologizes that her words conveyed anything but pure admiration and love for the Latino community.
Even though she couldn't be arsed to learn to pronounce an extremely short Spanish phrase.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:12 AM (aaGzp)

Dr Jill: Wait. Wait. Who the hell is this Jimmy Change guy? Some kinda African? Why am I talking about African latinxs?
Handler: (stares for a moment) Just say "Taco".
Dr Jill: African tacos?
Handler: (shakes head) Breakfast taco. Say breakfast tacos.
Dr Jill: African breakfast tacos?

Handler: *leaves room to bang head against wall*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (5NkmN)

284 I can't be racist! All of my kids are latinx!

-Jill Biden

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (AutJR)

285 Hot Scandi women are still Scandies.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 12, 2022 10:23 AM (qH6FZ)

I give you Ann-Margaret Olssen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (4I/2K)

286 Captain Obvious!
How are The sweet little fur balls? Give them tummy rubs!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 10:23 AM (B96Jb)
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They have had their tummy rubs. Now, they've gone off to do something else.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:25 AM (aaGzp)

287 ugh.

Joke spoiled. Thx. AC

Jimmy Change = Jimmy Chonga

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2022 10:25 AM (5NkmN)

288 I give you Ann-Margaret Olssen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (4I/2K)

How's her coffee?

Posted by: King Harv at July 12, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ)

289 I bet TuCa likes tacos.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022 10:25 AM (NnGK5)

290 You spics are an industrious people!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2022 10:25 AM (89T5c)

291 We need to keep the heat on Jill about this. She's so thin skinned, she just may go Dr. Amy Bishop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:25 AM (6Aray)

292 Is there such a thing a breakfast Tacos? Breakfast Burrito much have been to out there for even Jill's speech writer.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 12, 2022 10:26 AM (qH6FZ)

293 Is a taco a sandwich?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022 10:26 AM (NnGK5)

294 Tacox. H8ters.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2022 10:26 AM (hSuoJ)

295 So, are breakfast tacos just tacos with a fried egg in them?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 12, 2022 10:26 AM (BXVh5)

296 The linked paining was painted using two colors, yellow ochre and Prussian blue.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Dr Jill: Can I put okra on my taco?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:27 AM (anj39)

297 I give you Ann-Margaret Olssen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (4I/2K)

How's her coffee?
Posted by: King Harv at July 12, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ)

Elvis liked it. So did C. Thomas Howell, the lucky bastard.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2022 10:27 AM (4I/2K)

298 Breakfast tacos do exist, and they are glorious.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2022 10:27 AM (89T5c)

299 278 Wasn't there some lardass NY anchor who tried to rape a 13yo?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

He liked little boys.

https://tinyurl.com/nhf3b7hz

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2022 10:27 AM (MkYsY)

300 296 Dr Jill: Can I put okra on my taco?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:27 AM (anj39)

You could put Oprah on your taco.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (GkGYg)

301 India's population expected to surpass China's by 2023. [Currently 1.4 billion each.]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (yikp0)

302 Is a taco a sandwich?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2022 10:26 AM (NnGK5)

salad

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (AwYPR)

303 Spix. H8ters.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (hSuoJ)

304 You could put Oprah on your taco.

You gonna need a bigger taco shell

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (6Aray)

305 Gorgeous morning out here on the water.
63, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. Mountains are out! Hi mountains!

It's supposed to be 80 this afternoon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (pP7rZ)

306 Little shop down the road from where I worked, years ago, had great breakfast tacos. Scrambled eggs and chorizo. Good stuff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (5pTK/)

307 The Episcopal Church officially condemns support for crisis pregnancy centers, adopts resolution for abortion on demand

https://bit.ly/3NUos1O

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Episcopalians. Whatcha gonna do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (FVME7)

308 301 India's population expected to surpass China's by 2023. [Currently 1.4 billion each.]
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (yikp0)

That one child policy was really dumb.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (UuD2k)

309 Dr Jill: Can I put okra on my taco?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:27 AM (anj39)

Oh no, not again!

Posted by: Huma at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (7bRMQ)

310 I had a soft taco breakfast egg dish this very morning.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (GkGYg)

311 Breakfast pizza is a thing, but breakfast tacos would be all mushy and disgusting.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (j40lz)

312
OMG, she also called bodegas "bogidas."

DOCTOR Jill is straight up stupid. I'm not even from NYC and I know what a bodega is. If I didn't, I could still, you know, *read* the word on my prepared (if cartoonishly racist) remarks.

She's America's Elena Ceausescu. Right down to the senile husband, the 75 IQ, and the fake doctorate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (Zhwz2)

313 Can anyone name a single thing Slow Joe and Kamala were successful in doing? I don't mean the destruction of America stuff and the overturning of Trump policies (a lot of overlap), just the stuff that appeals to the majority of voters, like how we used to measure success.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (fs1hN)

314 Dr. Blake. We're all doctors now.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (0ocXn)

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Yeah, not feeling the respect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (5pTK/)

315 307 The Episcopal Church officially condemns support for crisis pregnancy centers, adopts resolution for abortion on demand

https://bit.ly/3NUos1O

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Episcopalians. Whatcha gonna do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (FVME7)

Welp.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (GkGYg)

316 Dr Jill: Wait. Wait. Who the hell is this Jimmy Change guy?

There is a restaurant chain in the Houston area (and maybe elsewhere, I dunno) called Jimmy Changa's. They make a pretty good... well, you know. Their trade logo is a cartoon monkey which I'm surprised hasn't been attacked (yet) as raaaaacis.

Posted by: Pinto at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (nfrXX)

317 Oh yeah 'bodegas'

Does Jill also have a stutter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:30 AM (6Aray)

318 >>Can anyone name a single thing Slow Joe and Kamala were successful in doing?

Turning us into a third world country in 18 months?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2022 10:30 AM (MkYsY)

319 So, are breakfast tacos just tacos with a fried egg in them?
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In a thread yesterday a Texican moron said alot of things like... egg, chorizo, and pico di gallo. It varies by restaurant too.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:30 AM (yikp0)

320 >>>Breakfast tacos do exist, and they are glorious.

>Gotta be as messy as hell. I've only had breakfast burritos and I'm still struggling to not be covered in dripping delicious juices.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:30 AM (0ocXn)

321 Jimmy Change = Jimmy Chonga

JIMMYS JOHNS!!!!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 10:31 AM (2JVJo)

322 Episcopalians. Whatcha gonna do?
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They have nice cars and dress well. As far as Christianity - not so much.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2022 10:31 AM (cgBkB)

323 Episcopalians. Whatcha gonna do?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (FVME7)

Get out before the brimstone starts falling on their churches?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 10:31 AM (7bRMQ)

324 301 India's population expected to surpass China's by 2023. [Currently 1.4 billion each.]

They're in a tough spot. Gotta out breed the Mohammedians and the Chicomms.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2022 10:31 AM (89T5c)

325 313 Can anyone name a single thing Slow Joe and Kamala were successful in doing? I don't mean the destruction of America stuff and the overturning of Trump policies (a lot of overlap), just the stuff that appeals to the majority of voters, like how we used to measure success.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (fs1hN)

Getting elected over the MeanTweetsGuy?

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:31 AM (GkGYg)

326 Gorgeous morning out here on the water.
63, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. Mountains are out! Hi mountains!

It's supposed to be 80 this afternoon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (pP7rZ)

I bet the Olympics are something this morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:31 AM (anj39)

327 still struggling to not be covered in dripping delicious juices.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:30 AM (0ocXn)

Hey, big boy.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 12, 2022 10:31 AM (hSuoJ)

328 Can anyone name a single thing Slow Joe and Kamala were successful in doing?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (fs1hN)

Well. they got elected...somehow.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (AwYPR)

329 The Episcopal Church officially condemns support for crisis pregnancy centers, adopts resolution for abortion on demand

They should just change their name to the Church of Satan and get it over with.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (2JVJo)

330 Breakfast tacos are a must-have item when in Texas. Almost as much as brisket.

Bonus -- finding breakfast tacos that contain brisket

Posted by: brak at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (j5Tg0)

331 Dr. Blake. We're all doctors now.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (0ocXn)

Well Hellos and Goodbyes are gonna take forever now.
https://youtu.be/hoe24aSvLtw

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (4I/2K)

332 WWIII will probably start between India, China, and Pakistan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)

333 317 Oh yeah 'bodegas'

Does Jill also have a stutter?
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Her crotchless hooker stockings can catch a chilly draft now and then. Kind of pinches her up.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (cgBkB)

334 >Gotta be as messy as hell. I've only had breakfast burritos and I'm still struggling to not be covered in dripping delicious juices.

The hunch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (89T5c)

335 She's America's Elena Ceausescu. Right down to the senile husband, the 75 IQ, and the fake doctorate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (Zhwz2)
++++
Ugh. I remember when *I* was the comparison point for corrupt American power wives. What has the world come to?

Posted by: Imelda Marcos at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (WWh8n)

336 >Gotta be as messy as hell. I've only had breakfast burritos and I'm still struggling to not be covered in dripping delicious juices.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

That's what she said.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (pP7rZ)

337 307 The Episcopal Church officially condemns support for crisis pregnancy centers, adopts resolution for abortion on demand
===
The Pope will sign on to this too.

Posted by: Dingbat at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (gXrCE)

338 Testes

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (bbfeE)

339 I'm not even from NYC and I know what a bodega is.
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And I'm a foreigner who only knows a bit of Spanish [using my Italian and French knowledge as background] and even I know how to pronounce the words she misspoke.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (yikp0)

340 I always have oatmeal on my breakfast tacos.

Posted by: Wilfofd Brimley at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (BXVh5)

341 Dear Episcopal Church, woe unto you

The 'reward' you are building in the Hereafter will make Chernobyl look like Eden.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (6Aray)

342 DOCTOR Jill is straight up stupid. I'm not even from NYC and I know what a bodega is. If I didn't, I could still, you know, *read* the word on my prepared (if cartoonishly racist) remarks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (Zhwz2)

It's a store and a bay!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (7bRMQ)

343 332 WWIII will probably start between India, China, and Pakistan.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)

========

I remember when WWIII was going to be between the US and NK...back in the 50s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (ucNJQ)

344 The Episcopal Church officially condemns support for crisis pregnancy centers, adopts resolution for abortion on demand

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Episcopalians. Whatcha gonna do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The Episcopal church locally still has three monster "Love is Love" banners hanging off the building.

Ummmm. No.

(Since I don't define love as sticking your pene in another guy's culo.)

Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (Msys3)

345 332 WWIII will probably start between India, China, and Pakistan.
----------------------
I think China is moar interested in the Russian Far East. Lots of minerals and timber there. This may be why we are nudging Russia to spend on Ukraine.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2022 10:34 AM (cgBkB)

346 The Episcopal Church officially condemns support for crisis pregnancy centers, adopts resolution for abortion on demand
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They should just change their name to the Church of Satan and get it over with.

The Church of What's Happenin' Now. I didn't realize at the time how insightful that name was.

Posted by: Pinto at July 12, 2022 10:34 AM (nfrXX)

347 Diogenes,
The Olympics, Mt Baker, Mt Rainier, the Cascades..... all spectacular on a ride across Elliot Bay. Even the city is shining and beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2022 10:34 AM (pP7rZ)

348 BignJames @ 328- Elected?
I rate this 0% factual.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2022 10:35 AM (0OP+5)

349 -
Episcopalians. Whatcha gonna do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:28 AM (FVME7)

That's EpiXopalianX, you bigot!

Posted by: X marks the spot on the doll where the no no happened at July 12, 2022 10:35 AM (cupoy)

350 >Can anyone name a single thing Slow Joe and Kamala were successful in doing?

Turning us into a third world country in 18 months?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

This.

Posted by: JT at July 12, 2022 10:35 AM (T4tVD)

351 still struggling to not be covered in dripping delicious juices.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:30 AM (0ocXn)

Hey, big boy.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 12, 2022 10:31 AM (hSuoJ)

I saw him first, you guys!!

Posted by: Barry O at July 12, 2022 10:35 AM (7bRMQ)

352 Imelda Marcos understood how to dress herself appropriately.

Jill Biden? Not so much.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:35 AM (6Aray)

353 The most popular mexican breakfast where I was in socal was huevos rancheros

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 10:36 AM (Rcp6g)

354 Rather drab for a Tuesday, don't you think Mr. Bellows?

Posted by: Tuesday Weld at July 12, 2022 10:36 AM (ceTeU)

355 I knew about breakfast burritos but I hadn't heard of breakfast tacos before this.

First positive thing I can credit the Biden Administration for!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 12, 2022 10:37 AM (BXVh5)

356 353 The most popular mexican breakfast where I was in socal was huevos rancheros

Migas are great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2022 10:37 AM (89T5c)

357 Dr Jill: Wait. Wait. Who the hell is this Jimmy Change guy? Some kinda African? Why am I talking about African latinxs?
Handler: (stares for a moment) Just say "Taco".
Dr Jill: African tacos?
Handler: (shakes head) Breakfast taco. Say breakfast tacos.
Dr Jill: African breakfast tacos?
Handler: *leaves room to bang head against wall*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2022 10:24 AM (5NkmN)

Handler *reluctantly returns to room*
Dr Jill: Is it pronouced tah-co or tay-co?
Handler *screams incoherently then repeatedly punches her pen into her neck trying to puncture her carotid artery*

Posted by: GLSD at July 12, 2022 10:37 AM (AMIL/)

358 Can anyone name a single thing Slow Joe and Kamala were successful in doing? I don't mean the destruction of America stuff and the overturning of Trump policies (a lot of overlap), just the stuff that appeals to the majority of voters, like how we used to measure success.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (fs1hN)
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They're both in office. That was a major success, and took an enormous coordinated effort to achieve.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 10:37 AM (WWh8n)

359 The most popular mexican breakfast where I was in socal was huevos rancheros

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 12, 2022 10:36 AM (Rcp6g)

the bull does not always lose.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2022 10:38 AM (AwYPR)

360 Elizabeth Warren going after pregnancy crisis centers makes me think there's a place in hell with her name on it.

(I'm not Christian except in the vaguest terms, so I'm not crossing any lines when I say that.)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2022 10:38 AM (44ww/)

361 True story….Jill and I went out dancing one night but ended up sleeping in a doorway by the bodegas and the lights on upper Broadway.

Posted by: Joe Night Fever Biden at July 12, 2022 10:38 AM (bWDwv)

362 352 Imelda Marcos understood how to dress herself appropriately.

Jill Biden? Not so much.
___________________________

Whaddya mean?

Posted by: Couches and Drapes at July 12, 2022 10:38 AM (fs1hN)

363 With Kamaladingdong

Office or orifice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:38 AM (6Aray)

364 Shredded smoked brisket, eggs, green tomatillo salsa on a warm corn tortilla.

Eat about five of those = no more hangover

Posted by: brak at July 12, 2022 10:38 AM (j5Tg0)

365 I even know how to pronounce way-voz ran-cher-ose!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:39 AM (yikp0)

366 This might be the only thing the Biden administration does that expands the economy.

Seriously.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 12, 2022 10:39 AM (BXVh5)

367 Breakfast pizza is a thing, but breakfast tacos would be all mushy and disgusting.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (j40lz)

I assume you've never had a breakfast taco.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at July 12, 2022 10:39 AM (GYIa4)

368 I think China is moar interested in the Russian Far East. Lots of minerals and timber there. This may be why we are nudging Russia to spend on Ukraine.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2022 10:34 AM (cgBkB)

The Chinese are already logging the crap outta the Russian Far East. Far more than agreements allow. There is fu*k all Putin can do about it and the chicoms know it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2022 10:40 AM (anj39)

369 I assume you've never had a breakfast taco.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at July 12, 2022 10:39 AM (GYIa4)

Well, the wife sleeps late.

Posted by: Husbands at July 12, 2022 10:40 AM (7bRMQ)

370 364 Shredded smoked brisket, eggs, green tomatillo salsa on a warm corn tortilla.

Posted by: brak at July 12, 2022 10:38 AM (j5Tg0)

Yum.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:41 AM (GkGYg)

371
Listen - my novio is running on one thing - jobs! TRABAJAMOS, amigos!

In this country, joo gotta get the money. Then when joo get the money, joo get the power. Then when joo get the power, joo get the grande empanadas from Johnny Chimpo's!

Si se pudenda!

Posted by: MEDICA Jill Bidenez at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (Zhwz2)

372 Well, the wife sleeps late.

The Paolo leaves them satisfied?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (6Aray)

373 Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 1h
JUST IN - U.S. airstrike killed Maher al-Agal, a top ISIS leader in Syria, on Tuesday ahead of Biden's trip to the Middle East, officials told NBC.

...assuming it wasn't a mini school-bus hit.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (yikp0)

374 Late to the party. Would not hang. Would sell to some sucker.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (2xpha)

375 Hungry now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (89T5c)

376 >>>That's what she said.

Posted by: nurse ratched

>Sloppy is always better. Sometimes you just have to cut loose.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:43 AM (0ocXn)

377 So the US blew up another guy and his family...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:43 AM (6Aray)

378 371 Si se pudenda!
Posted by: MEDICA Jill Bidenez at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (Zhwz2)

Ooh, I hope that gets put in her next text.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:43 AM (GkGYg)

379 DOCTOR Jill is straight up stupid. I'm not even from NYC and I know what a bodega is. If I didn't, I could still, you know, *read* the word on my prepared (if cartoonishly racist) remarks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2022 10:29 AM (Zhwz2)

Yesterday was not the first time she's mangled a Spanish word or phrase. I'll bet all foreign language words are difficult for her. I'm sure she is competent in only the standard English language and the Joe Biden English dialect.

Posted by: GLSD at July 12, 2022 10:44 AM (AMIL/)

380 And you Scottish, you're all haggis!

And whisky!

Haggis and whisky!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2022 10:44 AM (lf83v)

381 So the US blew up another guy and his family...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:43 AM (6Aray)

Don't mess with me. I'm a real bad ass!

Posted by: Joe B at July 12, 2022 10:44 AM (7bRMQ)

382 JUST IN - U.S. airstrike killed Maher al-Agal, a top ISIS leader in Syria, on Tuesday ahead of Biden's trip to the Middle East, officials told NBC.

...assuming it wasn't a mini school-bus hit.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (yikp0)
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And I'm sure, much like the PDT ordering the killing of Suleimani, the press will be in high dudgeon over this nefarious act. Right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 12, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)

383 There are no whitefish in the Hudson. This undoubtedly contributes to the lack of native New York lutefisk production.

Posted by: Thorvald at July 12, 2022 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)

384 Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 1h
JUST IN - U.S. airstrike killed Maher al-Agal, a top ISIS leader in Syria, on Tuesday ahead of Biden's trip to the Middle East, officials told NBC.

In other news, the Biden administration condemns Russia for its rocket attacks in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 12, 2022 10:45 AM (2xpha)

385 The orphanages are where the body count is at.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2022 10:45 AM (89T5c)

386 Si se pudenda!
Posted by: MEDICA Jill Bidenez at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (Zhwz2)

Ooh, I hope that gets put in her next text.
Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:43 AM (GkGYg)

*facepalm*

Posted by: Tommy Chong at July 12, 2022 10:45 AM (4I/2K)

387 Si se pudenda!
Posted by: MEDICA Jill Bidenez at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (Zhwz2)

Ooh, I hope that gets put in her next text.
Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:43 AM (GkGYg)
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Tu madre!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 12, 2022 10:45 AM (aaGzp)

388 A bleak windy fall day in the 19th century.

Until suddenly a shot rang out!

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at July 12, 2022 10:45 AM (PbwT0)

389 I had great chilaquiles for breakfast in San Diego last year. They used pulled pork, and I had to resist licking the plate when I was done.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...with righteous fire at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (XIJ/X)

390 In other news, the Biden administration condemns Russia for its rocket attacks in the Ukraine.
----------------------
What about our HIMARS attacks? No way those are being operated by Ukes.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (cgBkB)

391 I wonder how Jill pronounces Jimmy Choos?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (6Aray)

392 JUST IN - U.S. airstrike killed Maher al-Agal, a top ISIS leader in Syria, on Tuesday ahead of Biden's trip to the Middle East, officials told NBC.

...assuming it wasn't a mini school-bus hit.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (yikp0)

Biden just said in a WAPO oped that he will be the 1st President to visit the mid-east since 9/11 with no troops involved in a combat mission.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (UuD2k)

393 AOC is a Taco!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)

394 ugh.

Joke spoiled. Thx. AC

Jimmy Change = Jimmy Chonga

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2022 10:25 AM (5NkmN)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NOW I GET IT.

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 10:47 AM (gmo/4)

395 Joe is vaxxed and boosted and had the covid. What is he afraid of?

They announced a new variant that evades both vaxx immunity and previously-having-covid immunity. No snazzy name yet, but I bet it'll be the "locking down so the Dems can steal the elections" variant.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:47 AM (ZGrMX)

396 Si se pudenda!
Posted by: MEDICA Jill Bidenez

Ooh, I hope that gets put in her next text.
Posted by: m

Tu madre!
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Chinga tu madre amigos y amigas!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 10:47 AM (pL94Z)

397 393 AOC is a Taco!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)

She's even a ta-ta taco!

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:47 AM (GkGYg)

398 Biden 'successes' as reported by the media
-economy (hahahahahahahahaha)
-covid - forcing people to get jabbed is about all he did, didn't work, evidenced by Fauchi's recent experience

No successes for Kamala (sad)

That's all I got.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (fs1hN)

399 AOC is a Taco!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Posted by: Alka Seltzer at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (4I/2K)

400 Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 1h
JUST IN - U.S. airstrike killed Maher al-Agal, a top ISIS leader in Syria, on Tuesday ahead of Biden's trip to the Middle East, officials told NBC. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (yikp0)
++++
Hey? MidEast Desk? Get me Stu. Hey, Stu! Yeah, this is Tommy. How's the wife and kid? Great, great.

Listen, the Big Guy is going to the region next week. Yeah, I know you've been briefed and provided materials. I always appreciate it, buddy. But this ain't about that. We need something splashy ahead of the trip. We need a photo op and something to ride on into the region. What do you have by the way of ISIS generals? Anyone we can whack for some headlines ahead of the trip?

Yeah, ISIS. Yeah. Yeah. No, not that. They're not useful for this. You keep that stuff in reserve. We need it to be ISIS. Yeah, Trump declared victory over ISIS. It is politically useful to ice one of those guys ahead of the trip. Dual purpose, ya dig? Okay. Yeah. This al-Agal guy is a good target? Juicy? Okay. Cool. Yeah. Let's turn him into a grease spot, snatch the headlines, then send the Big Guy.

Catch ya next time, Stu. Love ya, buddy.

Posted by: Tommy, Biden Administration Hatchet Man at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (WWh8n)

401 I'm sure she is competent in only the standard English language and the Joe Biden English dialect.

DOCTOR Jill is only proficient in her native tongue, it's what they speak in Brandywine Hundred.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (dCxaZ)

402 393 AOC is a Taco!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)

A taco is more useful than AOC. It might also have a higher IQ than AOC.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (oGiDo)

403 398 Biden 'successes' as reported by the media
-economy (hahahahahahahahaha)
-covid - forcing people to get jabbed is about all he did, didn't work, evidenced by Fauchi's recent experience

No successes for Kamala (sad)

That's all I got.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (fs1hN)

=========

Wait...covid is a success? News last night was all about how covid is coming back and NYers need to mask up again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (ucNJQ)

404 JUST IN - U.S. airstrike killed Maher al-Agal, a top ISIS leader in Syria, on Tuesday ahead of Biden's trip to the Middle East, officials told NBC.

...assuming it wasn't a mini school-bus hit.
Posted by: andycanuck

Dayum. Bombing short busses? Isn't Joe afraid Hunter might be on one?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (pL94Z)

405 The ship was trying to outrun the tax men of New York.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (XSRBF)

406
WWIII will probably start between India, China, and Pakistan.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)

_________

Among

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (/U27+)

407 Testes
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM

Singular for me.

Posted by: zombie Adolf H. at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (a3Q+t)

408 Si se pendejo!

I can pronounce that mispronunciation too!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (yikp0)

409 Wait...covid is a success? News last night was all about how covid is coming back and NYers need to mask up again.

Right, and they said it's not affected by the vaxx or by previously having covid this time. Which usually means it's not covid.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

410 No mas pantalonies!

- Joe, buck nakkid, Bidet

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (gmo/4)

411 Biden just said in a WAPO oped that he will be the 1st President to visit the mid-east since 9/11 with no troops involved in a combat mission.

... so military advisors are not troops.

And least lie plausibly you rotting rutabaga

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:50 AM (6Aray)

412 Posted by: Tommy, Biden Administration Hatchet Man at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (WWh8n)
___________

Very cynical. Also, very likely true.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:50 AM (fs1hN)

413 They should just change their name to the Church of Satan and get it over with.

That is the biggest growth church for lefties right now.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2022 10:50 AM (ESjRY)

414 >>>JUST IN - U.S. airstrike killed Maher al-Agal, a top ISIS leader in Syria, on Tuesday ahead of Biden's trip to the Middle East, officials told NBC. ...
Posted by: andycanuck

Sure. Totes magotes. Certainly not a lie to rise his awful ratings.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 12, 2022 10:50 AM (XSRBF)

415 398 No successes for Kamala (sad)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:48 AM (fs1hN)

She had some suck-sesses, however.

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:50 AM (GkGYg)

416 PedoPete at it again with a girl at [I assume] a document-signing yesterday.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/
1546602838805061632

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:50 AM (yikp0)

417 Bloomberg columnist Matt Levine noted the possibility that Musk could refuse to buy Twitter even if a Delaware court orders him. That, in turn, could start a saga that raises questions about the Delaware court’s authority — a scenario a judge will likely seek to avoid.

“What if the court orders Musk to close the deal and he says no? They’re not gonna put him in Chancery jail,” Levine quipped. “The guy is pretty contemptuous of legal authority; he thinks he is above the law and he might be right.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2022 10:51 AM (RHGPo)

418 Testes
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM

Singular for me.
Posted by: zombie Adolf H. at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (a3Q+t)

I'm similar.

Posted by: Zombie H. Himmler at July 12, 2022 10:51 AM (4I/2K)

419 Saw on Fox this morning that the president of Mexico is visiting the White House, and they're having him meet with Kamala instead of Joe. Are we giving free BJs to heads of state now?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:51 AM (ZGrMX)

420 409 Wait...covid is a success? News last night was all about how covid is coming back and NYers need to mask up again.

Right, and they said it's not affected by the vaxx or by previously having covid this time. Which usually means it's not covid.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

=========

Biden's presidency is such a fuckup that people do legitimately hold up covid as a success of his, while the far left (and media) keeps trumping up the dangers of covid and that it's always coming back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 12, 2022 10:51 AM (ucNJQ)

421 Queso has a higher IQ than this administration

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:51 AM (6Aray)

422 Cago en su leche.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at July 12, 2022 10:51 AM (a3Q+t)

423 Necessito panales!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 12, 2022 10:52 AM (89T5c)

424 392 JUST IN - U.S. airstrike killed Maher al-Agal, a top ISIS leader in Syria, on Tuesday ahead of Biden's trip to the Middle East, officials told NBC.

...assuming it wasn't a mini school-bus hit.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:42 AM (yikp0)

Biden just said in a WAPO oped that he will be the 1st President to visit the mid-east since 9/11 with no troops involved in a combat mission.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (UuD2k)

When Democrats do armed conflict stuff, it is always a peacekeeping mission, or a Homeland Protection mission, or a police action (Korea), or a non-judicial legal action against a criminal (drone strikes on selected individuals).

Posted by: GLSD at July 12, 2022 10:52 AM (AMIL/)

425 WWIII will probably start between India, China, and Pakistan.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)

Like that would be a bad thing.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2022 10:52 AM (j40lz)

426 339 I'm not even from NYC and I know what a bodega is.
---------------------------
And I'm a foreigner who only knows a bit of Spanish [using my Italian and French knowledge as background] and even I know how to pronounce the words she misspoke.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:33 AM (yikp0)

"Foreigner."
Canuck!

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (GkGYg)

427 Breitbart headline Sri Lanka: Hated Socialist President to Quit After Angry Mob Throws Pool Party in His House got me thinking...the left has been awfully quiet in this. Not even throwing out the "not true socialism" canard, just silence.

I saw a slight bit of chatter on DU, mostly along the lines of "oppressed people rising up against corrupt government ", but that's it. Probably a little worried it may start to strike closer to home...(even closer than the Netherlands!)

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (JCZqz)

428 >>>PedoPete at it again with a girl at [I assume] a document-signing yesterday.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/
1546602838805061632

Posted by: andycanuck

Such a piece of garbage. One wonders where his hand is.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (XSRBF)

429 427 I saw a slight bit of chatter on DU, mostly along the lines of "oppressed people rising up against corrupt government ", but that's it. Probably a little worried it may start to strike closer to home...(even closer than the Netherlands!)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (JCZqz)

==========

"Are we the baddies?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (ucNJQ)

430 Saw on Fox this morning that the president of Mexico is visiting the White House, and they're having him meet with Kamala instead of Joe. Are we giving free BJs to heads of state now?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:51 AM (ZGrMX)
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Aiee! Keep this grinning puta away from me!

Posted by: AMLO at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (aaGzp)

431 Biden just said in a WAPO oped that he will be the 1st President to visit the mid-east since 9/11 with no troops involved in a combat mission.
__________________________

Thanks Trump!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (fs1hN)

432 Testes

Fuck you.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at July 12, 2022 10:54 AM (Vu7A1)

433 Aiee! Keep this grinning puta away from me!
Posted by: AMLO at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (aaGzp)

Would you like a breakfast taco?

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, Mujer Primera at July 12, 2022 10:55 AM (PiwSw)

434 So the head of a foreign country is meeting with the US second banana

Sure, that is not insulting another country. Not at all.

Mexico is rethinking the Z Telegram.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:55 AM (6Aray)

435 Biden just said in a WAPO oped that he will be the 1st President to visit the mid-east since 9/11 with no troops involved in a combat mission.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 12, 2022 10:46 AM (UuD2k)
++++
How does that square? Iraq was drawn down during the Trump Administration and Afghanistan is not in the Middle East. It would have been a lie if Trump had said it, since we definitely still have people there as "advisors" and whatnot, and it's still a lie when Biden says it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 10:55 AM (WWh8n)

436 How did we go from, "safe, legal, and rare" to literally condemning the facilitation of real choice through crisis pregnancy centers? Defund? Okay, but why? Denounce? Denounce?!? As in, how dare you provide this woman comfort, nurture, and options to birth/raise her child? Denounce! How is this anything other than pure, satanic evil?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 12, 2022 10:56 AM (Iyk8m)

437 "Foreigner."
Canuck!
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So I'm a Yankee like Texans in New Zealand??
[Sunday gun thread reference]

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:56 AM (yikp0)

438 Sri Lanka: Hated Socialist President to Quit After Angry Mob Throws Pool Party in His House
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We don't coup in your toilet so please don't pee in our pool.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (yikp0)

439 How did we go from, "safe, legal, and rare" to literally condemning the facilitation of real choice through crisis pregnancy centers?

Because it is part of the catechism of the Democrat Cult. They are not part of the body

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (6Aray)

440 I know the Eoiscopals are already post schism- I assume this is the leftist side that got to keep everything except for the congregants and Christ?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (Iyk8m)

441 >>>AOC is a Taco!

>Tacos de cobeza! Sous vide that bitch.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (0ocXn)

442 Saw on Fox this morning that the president of Mexico is visiting the White House, and they're having him meet with Kamala instead of Joe. Are we giving free BJs to heads of state now?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2022 10:51 AM (ZGrMX)

Please have the staff put out plenty of Cholula bottles with the refreshments. That'll make him feel welcome and at home.

Posted by: Dr First Lady Jill Biden at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (4I/2K)

443 How did we go from, "safe, legal, and rare" to literally condemning the facilitation of real choice through crisis pregnancy centers? ...
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 12, 2022 10:56 AM (Iyk8m)
++++
They were lying about the "safe, legal and rare" stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (WWh8n)

444 "Can anyone name a single thing Slow Joe and Kamala were successful in doing?"

Uniting probably 100+ million people and focusing their collective energy in their desire to see...you..stroke..the fuck..out.

( and republican majority in congress)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2022 10:58 AM (VwHCD)

445 Mexico is rethinking the Z Telegram.
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The White Hispanic telegram from Peruvia??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 12, 2022 10:58 AM (yikp0)

446 In other words the "skin suit" that the Marxist conquerors wear to fool the rubes.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 12, 2022 10:58 AM (Iyk8m)

447 443 How did we go from, "safe, legal, and rare" to literally condemning the facilitation of real choice through crisis pregnancy centers? ...
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 12, 2022 10:56 AM (Iyk8m)
++++
They were lying about the "safe, legal and rare" stuff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (WWh8n)

=========

"Whenever, wherever, whyever..."
-Not as convincing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 12, 2022 10:58 AM (ucNJQ)

448 Can Doll Eyes Alex speak Spanish?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:58 AM (6Aray)

449 Because it is part of the catechism of the Democrat Cult. They are not part of the body

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (6Aray)

Landru, save us!

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2022 10:58 AM (gmo/4)

450 433 Aiee! Keep this grinning puta away from me!
Posted by: AMLO at July 12, 2022 10:53 AM (aaGzp)

Would you like a breakfast taco?
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden, Mujer Primera at July 12, 2022 10:55 AM (PiwSw)

"Would you like to cook a breakfast taco for me?"
--Second banana to the President of Mexico

Posted by: m at July 12, 2022 10:59 AM (GkGYg)

451 The little steamer has a bone in its teeth.

Lovely painting, would hang.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2022 10:59 AM (ejPaj)

452
They were lying about the "safe, legal and rare" stuff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (WWh8n)

________

The "rape and incest" stuff is just cover for aborting your baby so you can make partner or go on that world cruise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2022 11:00 AM (/U27+)

453 Can Doll Eyes Alex speak Spanish?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:58 AM (6Aray)

She can always clack her castanets for the Meh-hi-can El Presidente.

Posted by: Dr First Lady Jill Biden at July 12, 2022 11:01 AM (4I/2K)

454 Nood Punk Monkey

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 12, 2022 11:01 AM (j40lz)

455 I just noticed a train in the painting. Nice touch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 12, 2022 11:01 AM (VwHCD)

456 They were lying about the "safe, legal and rare" stuff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 10:57 AM (WWh8n)

yes.

I watched Abby Johnson this morning, she's the one who used to run a PP abortion mill but now is pro-life activist. She said the hardest argument to counter is when a woman says:

"I know it's a baby and I don't care!"

50 years ago "safe, legal and rare" was used to sell the abortion industry to Americans. Now it's all about personal convenience and MUH CHOICE

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2022 11:02 AM (dCxaZ)

457 >>>PedoPete at it again with a girl at [I assume] a document-signing yesterday.

(Misremembering Trump quote for his own)
I have the most corrupt vote harvesting system! I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot my load on an underage girl, and I wouldn't lose any votes!

Posted by: President Biden at July 12, 2022 11:02 AM (JCZqz)

458 448 Can Doll Eyes Alex speak Spanish?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2022 10:58 AM

Dude, Cornholio is more authentically Mexican than AOC.

Posted by: Moron Philosopher at July 12, 2022 11:04 AM (JCZqz)

459 Was Dr. Jill stereotyping Latinx as those who “Run for the border?” “Yo quiero Taco Bell!”

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 12, 2022 11:05 AM (OTLTl)

460 Dude, Cornholio is more authentically Mexican than AOC.
Posted by: Moron Philosopher at July 12, 2022 11:04 AM (JCZqz)
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At least Cornholio was from Texas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2022 11:07 AM (WWh8n)

461 Host at leftist Portland radio station arrested for trafficking and rape of Canadian child

https://tinyurl.com/2p8rxj2s

Freak should be terminated.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2022 10:20 AM (MkYsY)

Somewhere, that shit radio station has a transmitter and tower. Which probably isn't guarded or staffed 24/7.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2022 11:23 AM (8LHH8)

462

George Bellows has cataracts.

Posted by: safristi at July 12, 2022 12:32 PM (qktfm)

463 Thank you for posting this, CBD. I grew up near there.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at July 12, 2022 01:02 PM (oMkPq)

464 Even if NY were nuked, the Hudson Valley will never be as beautiful as it once was.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 12, 2022 01:59 PM (Mzdiz)

465 That's a very NYC-sounding insult.

Posted by: GWB at July 12, 2022 05:49 PM (QHHuJ)

466 Looks softly yellowed to me, like aged varnish over the whole painting. Probably could do with removing that layer -- and replacing it with fresh if curators think it's useful/necessary.

Would also brighten the whites.

Dingy paintings may be time-hallowed because they suggest "oldness," but they look terribly murky. This isn't an extreme example, but why let it persist at all?

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