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Welcome to the Friday ONT! Lay back, relax, and let the memes wash over you.
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Tonight's ONT opens with a few words from a drag queen
#IStandWithMarionMillar pic.twitter.com/IBYrutbmYj
— Biology Rules Ok (@OkBiology) August 31, 2021
I bet the surgery was excruciating, but this is cool
Important correction
One day these will be displayed in the next Holocaust museum
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 18, 2022
Tim Curry update
Wholesome content: Good customer service
Where can I hire a hit mosquito?
I hope this couple doesn't believe in omens
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 18, 2022
Gordon Ramsay meets cannibals
This is funny
I'm gettint tired of these remakes. This is Full Metal Jacket with Matching Earrings and a Nice Dress
This made me laugh. Sound on
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) June 18, 2022
Things that make you go “Hmmm”
The uncorrected headline is funnier
Expertise
Feline Friday: Bonk!
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Bon mot
My wife is nasty
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by nursery rhymes:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:01 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 10:01 PM (txViY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ballistic at June 17, 2022 10:02 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:02 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2022 10:02 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:03 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 17, 2022 10:04 PM (LWcT8)
Posted by: gdgm+ at June 17, 2022 10:04 PM (k6jXd)
Posted by: Holy Crap at June 17, 2022 10:04 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: wing at June 17, 2022 10:04 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:05 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:05 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2022 10:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:07 PM (/NCI4)
And now going to just drop it all and enjoy the ONT.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2022 10:08 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2022 10:08 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at June 17, 2022 10:08 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2022 10:09 PM (sJHOI)
Yeeeaaaa Boy
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:03 PM (9qSw/)
Take me, Macho Man! Take me now, ya big stud!!
Posted by: Miss Elizabeth at June 17, 2022 10:09 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Iris at June 17, 2022 10:09 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
That is clearly a Friday-night monkey. Someone just needs to 'shop a beer into his prehensile foot.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:09 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke without glasses at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM (ftFVW)
Now that's targeted advertising!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
You missed him. Fourth row, third circle.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM (P1f+c)
"Don't mention the war!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
He may have a long lost cousin on 4 chan
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:11 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM (ftFVW)
I'm wondering that, too.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 10:11 PM (DgWEj)
"Don't mention the war!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
I get that reference.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM (4I/2K)
Very much ONT fans, WD!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM (U9e9f)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM (ftFVW)
I'm wondering that, too.
They carry parasites which cause toxoplasmosis.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Since there are other worms on the list, I don't the snail should be there. Because it kills people by infecting them with parasitic worms.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM (P1f+c)
● Have virtual sex with no in-person contact.
● Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any
rash or sores.
● Consider having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present, reducing as
much skin-to-skin contact as possible.
● Avoid kissing.
● Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex.
● Limit your number of partners to avoid opportunities for monkeypox to spread.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 09:54 PM (/NCI4)
***********
Hopefully, their chambers were located beneath the Beltway. If so, this would save us all a lot of trouble.
Posted by: James Buchanan at June 17, 2022 10:13 PM (xxG/v)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCQopl9WdV4
Posted by: exdem13 at June 17, 2022 10:13 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:13 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 17, 2022 10:13 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM
Bummer, that's far less exciting than what I was imagining.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:13 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2022 10:14 PM (NqOsP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2022 10:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:14 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Miss Elizabeth at June 17, 2022 10:09 PM (4I/2K)
Wait. You're dead. This is weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:14 PM (G0bXQ)
● Have virtual sex with no in-person contact.
● Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any
rash or sores.
● Consider having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present, reducing as
much skin-to-skin contact as possible.
● Avoid kissing.
● Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex.
● Limit your number of partners to avoid opportunities for monkeypox to spread.
This sounds like Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:15 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at June 17, 2022 10:15 PM (YCSG0)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:15 PM (kf6Ak)
Also, when these people decide to turn loose a bunch of doves, do they understand that the dang things are probably going to crap on their guests?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
I'm pondering how one is killed by a freshwater snail. Is it slimy, squishy, slurppy, ...?
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM -
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Despite the name, I've got nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 17, 2022 10:15 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:15 PM (ecDvy)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022
I think the cats just wait until you're dead and start eating your soft bits.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:15 PM (ftFVW)
Penguins: F**K!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM (ynpvh)
Tough line to draw. Mosquitoes don't kill people, malaria does.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM]
I think pixy stealth fixed it - I haven't gotten the 500 error in a long time
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM (kf6Ak)
https://tinyurl.com/2yn3rpjf
Posted by: exdem13 at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:12 PM
Bummer, that's far less exciting than what I was imagining.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:13 PM (ftFVW)
Well that's bullshit. The parasites should be on the list, not the snails.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Primate Shenanigans Initiator at June 17, 2022 10:17 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sven at June 17, 2022 10:14 PM (NqOsP)
Look at mr. hoity toity and his copper...Iron or leaves!
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 17, 2022 10:17 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Jordan61
We call that marketing.
-snails of the world
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 17, 2022 10:17 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM (ftFVW)
Bitches be like what?
Posted by: Fresh Water Snail at June 17, 2022 10:18 PM (r+HUi)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Captain Haiku at June 17, 2022 10:18 PM (2Cdkl)
Posted by: jewells45
Just started last night didn't have a chance to get to it yet!
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 17, 2022 10:19 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:19 PM (ecDvy)
Posted by: wing at June 17, 2022 10:19 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:20 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM
Yeah, if it's the snails doing it I expect a headline like, Florida man smothered after being lured into sexy snail shell."
Or you know, flesh-eating variety of snails.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:20 PM (ftFVW)
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If cats wanted to kill more humans than dogs, they could definitely exceed the dog total. But that would interrupt their nap time, and then who would fetch their food and fresh water?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 17, 2022 10:20 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)
Oh I've been wanting to watch that. There were actually ads for it a year or so ago but they had to stop filming and delay release when Jeff Bridges got cancer.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 10:20 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
WHAT?
Posted by: someone had to say it at June 17, 2022 10:21 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:21 PM (P1f+c)
I'd be more worried about penguins. Penguins which have recently fallen, and their "buddies" all laughed.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:21 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)
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"Weak as water!" - Mrs. Slocum
Yeah, we should all give up our guns and let those guys protect us from bad people.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 17, 2022 10:22 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:22 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
WHAT?
Posted by: someone had to say it
HE SAID HIS WIFE IS SUDDENLY SEEING MOSS.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:22 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:22 PM (ecDvy)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:19 PM (ecDvy)
Oh wow. Prayers up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 10:23 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: sassy at June 17, 2022 10:23 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2022 10:23 PM (m0zqP)
Tough line to draw. Mosquitoes don't kill people, malaria does.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM (/NCI4)
Although you can choke to death on escargot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 17, 2022 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
It seems so far to have a decent plot. Only two episodes in but damn.. I just love Jeff Bridges.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:23 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 17, 2022 10:23 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 10:24 PM (lkr42)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
Procrastination is definitely a genetic survival trait
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:24 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: NC Ref at June 17, 2022 10:24 PM (2kkiJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2022 10:24 PM (m0zqP)
Aw, that hash is so close to "are you high?"
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:25 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jewells45
Agree. Crazy heart is an all time fav of mine. I also love lithgow that dude can do anything from zany comedy like 3rd rock from the sun to insane psycho terrifying killer in dexter.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 17, 2022 10:25 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AnQ_XngJDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
Posted by: exdem13 at June 17, 2022 10:25 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 17, 2022 10:26 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:26 PM (P1f+c)
The ONT is really spectacular tonight.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:26 PM (kf6Ak)
Chewy does that, they are really good when your pet dies. When we called to cancel the monthly delivery, they sent a very lovely hand signed card offering condolences.
God I hope they don't go woke.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2022 10:26 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2022 10:26 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 17, 2022 10:27 PM (KFhLj)
You're supposed to let it slide down your throat.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)
We're still doing phrasing, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:27 PM (G0bXQ)
Thanks (and the others) but she's over the initial shock. There are various causes but early treatment (steroids) is essential to recovery, which is unpredictable. The MRI is mainly to screen for tumours, it seems. Can also be caused by high blood pressure and shingles either of which is possible.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:27 PM (ecDvy)
You're supposed to let it slide down your throat.
Posted by: jewells45
That's what he said!
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:27 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 17, 2022 10:27 PM (BjGT6)
How are the guts holding out, WD?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2022 10:27 PM (VTL7I)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:25 PM
Wait, isn't that oysters? Can they kill people, too?
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:28 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Well, he never got arthritis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2022 10:28 PM (VTL7I)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:10 PM (ftFVW)
It was a fluke. Lots of flukes. Like those little SOBs are full of flukes, river blindness, you name it.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2022 10:29 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 17, 2022 10:29 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
Is she vaxxed?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
If the vax isn't causing it, the lefties REEEEEing about the unvaxxed is.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:29 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jewells45
Really Jewells45? With this crowd?
As you are well aware, the Morons have the maturity of a 14 yr old boy. (And we wouldn't change it for the world.)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2022 10:29 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 17, 2022 10:29 PM (3Or4S)
Sending prayers. Also for you Weird Dave. I guess I missed any posts about what was going on. I'm just not here enough to catch everything.
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:30 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at June 17, 2022 10:15 PM (YCSG0)
He didn't have an assault rifle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2022 10:31 PM (VTL7I)
Also, isn't "freshwater snail" redundant? Doesn't salt like suck all the water out of slugs and snails? How do they live in saltwater?
Also, note that tapeworms kill twice as many people as crocodiles, and hippopotami kill 5x and 50x as many people as 3 different apex predators!
It's always the quiet ones.
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2022 10:31 PM (YgKi8)
plus, they changed it to "in nearly two decades", so it was even worse around 2003? But yeah, still, "kill/capture all Jews on sight" ... kinda a big oversight to skip over that tidbit.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2022 10:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:27 PM (G0bXQ)
Well if not, it needs to be revived because that comment is begging for it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 10:31 PM (DgWEj)
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:26 PM -
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Not necessarily.
Posted by: GE (M134 Electric Minigun Mousetrap Division) at June 17, 2022 10:31 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: CppThis at June 17, 2022 10:32 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM (/NCI4)
They also carry dengue, yellow fever and zika.
*puts on Dora the Explorer voice*
Mo-Squi-Tos carry Vomito Nego. Vomito Negro is the Spanish name for Yellow Fever!
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2022 10:33 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
That copper plate seems quite crude -- I'd have expected better engineering from the Swedes, but whatever...
I note the distal end of the radius is gone, which makes sense, I guess, because there's no way that individual's hand could have functioned after that operation!
BUT, if the forearm was just a stump anyway, why bother??
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 10:35 PM (txViY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
And THAT is why all hail Eris!
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2022 10:35 PM (YgKi8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2022 10:35 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at June 17, 2022 10:35 PM (dXE4e)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:35 PM (c8pZY)
traps like "walk the plank" ... none of the mice get the cheese, they all drown together. (and if they get the poison "cheese", they die like the first mouse)
Innovation ... building the better mouse trap.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: CppThis at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)
Is Lithgow from somewhere else? Really far away?
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM (YgKi8)
Also, note that tapeworms kill twice as many people as crocodiles, and hippopotami kill 5x and 50x as many people as 3 different apex predators!
It's always the quiet ones.
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2022 10:31 PM (YgKi
There's all kinds of marine snails. Abalone, are snails, conch are snails, winkles are snails.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM (VTL7I)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEW-qjQSN9c
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM (ecDvy)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:19 PM (ecDvy)
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One ear, or both? My wife completely lost her hearing in one ear back in December. Just woke up one morning, and nothing. Took her to urgent care, where they thought it was earwax. But there was no improvement after they cleaned it out. They should have put her on an antibiotic immediately, but she didn't get that until she could see an ENT a week later. In any case, it didn't help. Nor did injections into the eardrum.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:37 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: JC at June 17, 2022 10:37 PM (zGx50)
Posted by: CppThis at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM (UewuT)
Brilliant!
Tired of periods? Just identify as a male for a week and no more mensuration!
You'll be safer from bears too!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:37 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2022 10:38 PM (5p7BC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNZ71xjAE0U
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Or you know, flesh-eating variety of snails.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:20 PM (ftFVW)
Someone mentioned having a friend who grew up in Florida, and his big daily chore as a child was going out and knocking the giant African snails off of the outside of his house because they were eating the stucco siding. He felt it seemed like the most Florida childhood ever . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2022 10:39 PM (xhaym)
I saw some amusing speculation a few days ago. Apparently there's no shortage on the southern border.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:39 PM (ecDvy)
Posted by: jewells45 at June 17, 2022 10:39 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jewells45
A few days ago my wife and I rewatched Nadine. damn, I love that movie!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2022 10:39 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: CppThis at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM
Yeah, but then she would just be a menstruating something else (man, demon-kin, etc.). The denial of reality can't eliminate its effects.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 17, 2022 10:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)
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The first book I can ever remember reading was called Snails on Whales
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2022 10:40 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 17, 2022 10:40 PM (YglAn)
BUT, if the forearm was just a stump anyway, why bother??
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 10:35 PM (txViY)
it could just be that the bone was damaged after death. It was a long time in the ground.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2022 10:41 PM (r46W7)
I'd read the shortage of female hygiene products is because so many have been put into men's rooms for some reason...
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 10:41 PM (txViY)
One ear. Same for injections. We got the MRI right away because someone cancelled.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:41 PM (ecDvy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNZ71xjAE0U
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Matthew McCONa-hey! Narrating.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:41 PM (c8pZY)
128 The enzyme that causes a reaction to red meat (actually more things than just that) is alpha galactosidase enzyme
My son has that. Not good. He has suffered a lot as a result.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at June 17, 2022 10:42 PM (BjGT6)
Posted by: GE (M134 Electric Minigun Mousetrap Division)
ha, I have two that use a 9V battery to electrocute the mouse when it comes in the little box. less messy than the traps ... light flashes when it got a mouse. Effective.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2022 10:42 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 10:35 PM (txViY)
I'm betting he lost the hand after the bone break.
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2022 10:42 PM (YgKi8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:37 PM (G0bXQ)
I was told there would be no math!
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2022 10:43 PM (YgKi8)
Ticks carry Lyme disease. Lone Star ticks carry an enzyme that makes you allergic to red meat 🥩 which is the same as death.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:35 PM -
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Worse than death, red meat allergy makes you wish for death.
Posted by: irright at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
One ear. Same for injections. We got the MRI right away because someone cancelled.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:41 PM (ecDvy)
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It was especially bad for my wife, because she already had hearing loss in her other ear, so her good ear went completely dark. She's still trying to adjust to her hearing aid.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (RiW/R)
I saw some amusing speculation a few days ago. Apparently there's no shortage on the southern border.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know
Well, someone's pulling strings to make that happen. . .
Uh. . . . wait one. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:41 PM (c8pZY)
That's the kiss of Death, right there. Annoying douche.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (VTL7I)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (anj39)
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2022 10:42 PM
It just rotted off from gangrene due to the original injury and the surgery...
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 10:45 PM (txViY)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 10:44 PM (anj39
Whiskey and a leather strap so you don't bite off your tongue
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:45 PM (G0bXQ)
*crosses Texas off list*
Probably another biological weapon.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 17, 2022 10:46 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: CppThis at June 17, 2022 10:36 PM (UewuT)
I friggin wish it was that easy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 17, 2022 10:46 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Zettai
I'm betting he lost the hand after the bone break.
Posted by: GWB
Otherwise, where's his copper hook hand?
Posted by: cap'n mikeski at June 17, 2022 10:46 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:19 PM (ecDvy)
Prayers for your wife, her care team, and you.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 17, 2022 10:46 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: GWB at June 17, 2022 10:43 PM (YgKi
How do you know that menstruation occurs monthly, unless you mensurate it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2022 10:47 PM (VTL7I)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 10:47 PM (lkr42)
Posted by: Diogenes
Mead and a 2x4?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:47 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:48 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You marry it.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:48 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 17, 2022 10:48 PM (MeDDJ)
Posted by: Weirddave
Sudden sinus drainage? I feel the same way out of the blue, but suddenly, I can breathe with no problem. Then the sick starts.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:50 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:50 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Diogenes
Mead and a 2x4?
Posted by: rickb223
Wouldn't that be mead and a 50.8mm x 101.6mm? Swedes have been metric forever.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2022 10:50 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:48 PM
*runs serpentine* -- you left out the "runs serpentine" part...
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 10:51 PM (txViY)
People were tough back then.
Posted by: G'rump928
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Still better than a blood eagle...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 17, 2022 10:51 PM (UUBmN)
Really wonder what they used for anesthesia for broken bone guy.
Posted by: Diogenes -
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Same thing everyone uses. Some old snails.
Posted by: Pre-History Doctors at June 17, 2022 10:51 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Tonypete
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:51 PM (c8pZY)
And much like when Sir Robin's party was forced to eat the minstrels, I'm sure there will be much rejoicing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at June 17, 2022 10:51 PM (dXE4e)
Posted by: Diogenes
Mead and a 2x4?
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:47 PM (c8pZY)
yeah, that's the horrifying thing about ancient medicine that we don't want to think about too much. Anesthesia is pretty much a modern invention.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2022 10:51 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:52 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Iris at June 17, 2022 10:52 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 10:53 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 10:47 PM
You're not fooling anyone, you know...
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 10:53 PM (txViY)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 10:53 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2022 10:16 PM
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Rachel Carson
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2022 10:54 PM (bceP2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:54 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 10:54 PM (lkr42)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 10:55 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 17, 2022 10:46 PM (8C7+r)
Thanks.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 10:56 PM (ecDvy)
it's good that your father the doc was able to explain it, as best as possible. I've known people where those symptoms were the sign that something real bad was happening. (heart, usually) very glad you're better.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2022 10:56 PM (r46W7)
Mayne Gingy relented and pulled the pins out of the voodoo doll?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2022 10:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
He may have a long lost cousin on 4 chan
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 10:11 PM (kf6Ak)
Muldoon outdid himself earlier today with the riff using G&S's I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General as the source.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 17, 2022 10:57 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at June 17, 2022 10:58 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Flyover, now commenting occasionally, but lurking often at June 17, 2022 10:59 PM (Rbu5d)
Glad you're doing better.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 10:59 PM (anj39)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 17, 2022 11:00 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 11:00 PM (lkr42)
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
Posted by: Sven Goldman, 12th - 16th century at June 17, 2022 11:01 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 11:00 PM (lkr42
If all else is good, I defer to stress or bad clams.
Take your pick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2022 11:01 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:02 PM (kf6Ak)
I promise pictures.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)
Rats and Fleas (Plague) may well have killed more than just about anything other than skeeters, pretty sure. Right up there anyway. Maybe not as many as leftists. Various Governments around the world are estimated to have killed 100 to 200 million in the 20th Century not counting the wars that were no slouch in this regard. They were all different flavors of collectivist, totalitarian societies.
No presumption of innocence
No rights of the accused
No freedom to Worship as you please
No right to Liberty or Private Property
No right to Self Defense
Remember what Americans have is almost unique in self-governance. That's why they want to kill it, instead of spreading freedom and liberty around the world, they are importing misery and anarchy here. Don't ever forget that
Posted by: Common Tater at June 17, 2022 11:03 PM (F8gOE)
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.
Posted by: Sven Goldman, 12th - 16th century
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and copperier.
Posted by: Pre-History Doctors at June 17, 2022 11:03 PM (NTUk0)
I promise pictures.
Posted by: Diogenes
Only if they serve val-u-rite.
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2022 11:04 PM (NqOsP)
I promise pictures.
Posted by: Diogenes
Yeah, but you'll have to finish everything we send.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 17, 2022 11:06 PM (c8pZY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:06 PM (kf6Ak)
Oh great. Some guy just walking up to women and sucker punching them in Philly
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion -
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About time.
Posted by: Equal Treatment Under No Law at June 17, 2022 11:06 PM (NTUk0)
Is that you Captain Black Adder?
Posted by: Beartooth at June 17, 2022 11:06 PM (AeMVC)
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2022 11:04 PM (NqOsP)
That would be the Hordetini.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 11:07 PM (anj39)
Spend the trillions we did on COVID and instead pay people in the third world to spray DDT everywhere.
We'd still have exactly the same about of COVID but a shit ton less of malaria.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 17, 2022 11:08 PM (ESjRY)
Nicely done.
I don't want to spam up weird dave's ONT, it's got plenty of content, but here's a link to the" I am the very model of a modern made-up genital" riff if you missed it:
https://tinyurl.com/6ue8f6fc
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2022 11:08 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2022 11:08 PM (NqOsP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:08 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 17, 2022 11:08 PM (wB1BO)
Copper-arm man probably spent his remaining months on Erf in pure agony as maggots and gangrene slowly consumed his withered hand..
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 11:08 PM (txViY)
At one point lefties were trying to make "free bleeding" a thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2022 11:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2022 11:10 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 11:11 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Muldoon
I've shared that around and everyone is really delighted with it.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:11 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2022 11:11 PM (NqOsP)
At one point lefties were trying to make "free bleeding" a thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2022 11:10 PM (ESjRY)
Second look at moon huts?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt
I was thinking - high status warrior guy they were desperate to keep whole
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:13 PM (kf6Ak)
At one point lefties were trying to make "free bleeding" a thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 17, 2022 11:10 PM -
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Anyone who disagrees is a bigot.
Posted by: Seat Cushions Inc. at June 17, 2022 11:13 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2022 11:10 PM (r46W7)
I did not know that.
His post is awesome.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:15 PM (kf6Ak)
Her mouth is big enough to have its own zip code.
Evening, y'all. I hope WD is over his case of food poisoning.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2022 11:15 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 11:15 PM (txViY)
Having a physical for first time in ages, thinking of asking the doc for an EKG. No "reason", but as a screening test. Never had a hint of cardio issues.
This "physical" has consisted of, en toto, a blood draw and talking with the doc (mostly about US mortality stats, and his daughter's work in intellectual property law, and a bit about vaccine efficacy, though I was cautious about getting too much into that since he's generally OK and the boss likes him and I don't want to have to dump him for another doc). So, not very "physical".
Posted by: rhomboid at June 17, 2022 11:16 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 11:16 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 17, 2022 11:16 PM (xP1gB)
Posted by: davidt
I was thinking - high status warrior guy they were desperate to keep whole
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:13 PM (kf6Ak)
First crack at Wolverine.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 11:17 PM (0fVbu)
If a penised person dresses as a vaginad person, they're called a drag queen. What is a vaginad person that dresses as a penised person called?
I'll hang up and listen...
Posted by: AutoFill Contact at June 17, 2022 11:18 PM (v0NoV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:15 PM
...as everything south of the copper plate turned to mush!
Posted by: Zettai at June 17, 2022 11:18 PM (txViY)
Oddly Dysmorphic Yet Still Somehow Appealing Woman With An Annoying Laugh
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2022 11:19 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2022 11:19 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 11:19 PM (lkr42)
I'll hang up and listen...
Posted by: AutoFill Contact
Butch
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:20 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 11:21 PM (anj39)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 17, 2022 11:22 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: davidt
******
Perhaps an old-timey hockey player.
"You're arm's shattered Lars!"
[ii]"Slap some copper on it Coach, I'll be ready for the start of the second period!"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2022 11:24 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Black Sabbath at June 17, 2022 11:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at June 17, 2022 11:26 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:06 PM (kf6Ak)
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Was thinking the same thing. I get migraines lime that. Usually brought on by lack of sleep. Mine are primarily dizziness and nausea.
Posted by: 496 at June 17, 2022 11:27 PM (U1eOr)
Pro football has a very strict and formal injury reporting system. My impression is that baseball has something similar, if less strict.
Roundball, I have no idea.
But unless it's changed, hockey was amusingly different, in that injury info was very closely guarded Top Secret info (anything short of something big/obvious that scratched somebody from a line-up). Part of the strategery. Always liked that. You don't know whose left arm to make sure to give a shot with your semi cross-check, etc.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 17, 2022 11:30 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 17, 2022 11:30 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Weirddave
*****
Thanks Weirddave for the kind words. I've always appreciated your humor, and wordplay although some of it is, oh what's the word? Weird?
(But I would have gone with Nathan Mackinnon, no offense to Conor Mac. )
Go Avs!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2022 11:31 PM (kXYt5)
Sort of prefer its sister, Straight Edge, so far. There's also Woodinville Port Cask Finished bourbon, like that one. I use bourbon as a change-up and break between rums.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 17, 2022 11:33 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 17, 2022 11:34 PM (ecDvy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2022 11:34 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Farmer at June 17, 2022 11:19 PM (55Qr6)
Sorry, have not.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2022 11:36 PM (4I/2K)
had a strange bout last weekend. Had a glass of wine(hardly ever drink it) about 3 am i was up with a not so nice headache..5 am puking, 7am more puking. Go to bed and wake up ok. I blame the wine
Posted by: a dude in MI
How big was the glass?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2022 11:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2022 11:36 PM (63Dwl)
not that big...maybe 8oz? It was wine people next door gave us as a housewarming gift...sabotage?
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 17, 2022 11:39 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 17, 2022 11:40 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 11:41 PM (lkr42)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 17, 2022 11:42 PM (OYD9T)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:43 PM (kf6Ak)
Me?
Posted by: Rick Wilson at June 17, 2022 11:44 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:45 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2022 11:43 PM (kf6Ak)
Yes...I may have to stay away from that stuff. I do get some bad headaches, mostly due to lack of sleep.
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 17, 2022 11:46 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: SSR at June 17, 2022 11:46 PM (7NmRg)
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Trailblaisser?
Posted by: irright at June 17, 2022 11:47 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 17, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 17, 2022 11:48 PM (S7une)
Jealous.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 17, 2022 11:48 PM (VwHCD)
Finished a trip to the store awhile ago.
Upside...
Produce, fruits and bread were normal.
Downside...
Baby formula, girl things, Mexican enchilada sauces (go figure), yeast, flour, and coffee creamer. And a liter of cola is approaching gas level pricing.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 11:49 PM (anj39)
Posted by: whig at June 17, 2022 11:49 PM (xA2KX)
Posted by: vmom
I've gotten these aura-only migraines periodically for years. They don't hurt, though they're tiring. Pretty, though.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 17, 2022 11:50 PM (KAi1n)
"Trailblaisser?" was supposed to be posted by Chris Hayes. Had trouble trying to get around the "bla?er" ban and didn't fix the nic Heh.
Posted by: irright at June 17, 2022 11:51 PM (NTUk0)
IMGUR is very left wing, worse than reddit. I think I could take my folder full of memes and go forth like Frodo into Mordor.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 17, 2022 11:52 PM (ybIRR)
I'm wondering why the doctor (barber surgeon; whatever) couldn't set the arm & use a traditional splint?
Is there a doctor in the ONT house?
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2022 11:53 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at June 17, 2022 11:48 PM (S7une)
Deathchart would be a good name for a heavy metal band made up of statisticians.
First album: Actuaries of Annihilation
Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 11:55 PM (0fVbu)
Good night all and thanks Weird Dave.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2022 11:57 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 17, 2022 11:59 PM (eh1Wg)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2022 11:59 PM (anj39)
Consider the joke:
Q: "What did Democrats use for lighting before candles?
A: "Electricity"
How do we not know that they had both advanced medicine and pain medications and they also had Leftists?
We still have no idea how ancient peoples built the Great Pyramids, Stonehenge or Roman cement.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2022 12:00 AM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2022 12:01 AM (dNqv+)
*******
A splint or primitive cast would be more likely with a non-dissplaced fracturre. For a compound fracture, internal fixation is typically needed (or prolonged traction).
I'm wondering if the whole thing might be a hoax. To get a copper sheet that looks maybe 2-1/2 to 3 inches long wrapped entirely around the bone adjacent to the bone surface would require extensive tissue dissection, essentially flaying the arm down to the bone, while navigating muscle fibers, tendons, arteries, nerves. Modern day internal fixation generally uses a plate bridging the fracture that is then pinned or screwed to the bone on either side of the break. Not wrapping all the way around. Elaborate hoax has to be considered.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2022 12:01 AM (kXYt5)
First album: Actuaries of Annihilation
Posted by: banana Dream at June 17, 2022 11:55 PM (0fVbu)
Most impressive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2022 12:02 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: mrp at June 18, 2022 12:02 AM (6eRlp)
I'm wondering if the whole thing might be a hoax. To get a copper sheet that looks maybe 2-1/2 to 3 inches long wrapped entirely around the bone adjacent to the bone surface would require extensive tissue dissection, essentially flaying the arm down to the bone, while navigating muscle fibers, tendons, arteries, nerves. Modern day internal fixation generally uses a plate bridging the fracture that is then pinned or screwed to the bone on either side of the break. Not wrapping all the way around. Elaborate hoax has to be considered.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2022 12:01 AM (kXYt5)
or they were just fucking primitives making it up as they went along, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2022 12:04 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 18, 2022 12:04 AM (BP3/z)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2022 12:05 AM (kXYt5)
Yikes! You must be some sorta insider . . . . . or Ace is asleep.
Posted by: LRob in TX at June 18, 2022 12:07 AM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Berserker
******
That is certainly possible.
"Bite down on this leather strap, Bjorn, Olaf is going with a sheet of copper."
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2022 12:07 AM (kXYt5)
I'm wondering why the doctor (barber surgeon; whatever) couldn't set the arm & use a traditional splint?
I can understand the copper part - its oligodynamic (anti-microbial) properties. One good natural way to fight infection.
In deed, our ancestors were far smarter than us moderns. Many people slap on worthless face diapers and shoot themselves up with crap that will kill them with heart-attacks and strokes to avoid a mild disease that has a 99.98% recover rate.
The people back then use oligodynamic metals like silver rather than stainless steel or plastic for table ware; they used brass doorknobs and coins made in biocidal metals rather than the disease spreading materials we insist upon using today.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2022 12:07 AM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2022 12:08 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: mrp at June 18, 2022 12:02 AM (6eRlp)
I wonder how damaged the tissue was around the copper plate to start with. Dude could have been axed in battle for all we know, and the doc might have said well now, seeing it's split wide open l can fit this plate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2022 12:09 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2022 12:00 AM (AHeqJ)
The Roman legions are considered to have had better medical care than the US Civil war armies, the Romans had a vague, pragmatic understanding of sterile treatment and liked to use silver staples instead of sutures when they could use them. They relied heavily on Greek learning, and of course adopted what they could
One of the biggest changes with the fall of the Empire was the collapse of the trading routes. The major education, the industries and coordination of markets went through Rome, and when that collapsed the whole economic web collapsed as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2022 12:09 AM (xhaym)
*****
Olaf? Fuckin' Olaf, the swineherd? Why is he doing this procedure?"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2022 12:10 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2022 12:11 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2022 12:12 AM (AHeqJ)
Sincere thanks for your explanation. I see why you say a hoax is probable.
Here is a non-hoax possibility: maybe the copper sleeve was attached post-mortem, as some sort of mortuary practice?
Similar to the Egyptians removing internal organs and placing them in separate jars (canoptic jars?), & then placing these jars in the tomb with the mummy?
Just a thought. Put the old boy back together for eternity.
Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2022 12:12 AM (NLIak)
Didn't help when the damned Muslims kept burning down the libraries.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2022 12:13 AM (AHeqJ)
The people back then use oligodynamic metals like silver rather than stainless steel or plastic for table ware; they used brass doorknobs and coins made in biocidal metals rather than the disease spreading materials we insist upon using today.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2022 12:07 AM (AHeqJ)
The romans had plumbing. The settlers here shit in holes in the ground for 300 years. I would say that sums it up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2022 12:13 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2022 12:13 AM (kXYt5)
Posted by: LRob in TX at June 18, 2022 12:14 AM (KTPXo)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2022 12:14 AM (aNMqR)
Posted by: banana Dream at June 18, 2022 12:15 AM (0fVbu)
Similar to the Egyptians removing internal organs and placing them in separate jars (canoptic jars?), & then placing these jars in the tomb with the mummy?
Just a thought. Put the old boy back together for eternity.
Posted by: mnw at June 18, 2022 12:12 AM (NLIak)
Very, very possible. They might need to be whole to get into Valhalla.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2022 12:17 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 10:24 PM (lkr42)
Delayed reaction to the Calgary Flames first round playoff exit?
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 12:19 AM (ldL4g)
How about using copper? At least it will freak out people who unearth them centuries later where folks will ask why didn't they use three sea shells.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 18, 2022 12:20 AM (AHeqJ)
Bella, our cat is not amused by this spectacle.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 18, 2022 12:26 AM (AeMVC)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2022 10:24 PM (m0zqP)
I agree!
Posted by: Buster Keaton at June 18, 2022 12:26 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2022 12:26 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JOE BIDEN at June 18, 2022 12:27 AM (z9V4B)
Posted by: WilliamColby at June 18, 2022 12:30 AM (BLa7A)
I've been searching for more information on Ol' Copper Arm:
It's the upper arm, i.e. the humerus -- not the forearm... The broken end is the top of the bone where it would meet the shoulder... The fracture and the plate would have been just above the elbow!
There are three rivets in the plate joining the overlapping edges -- if one zooms in on the pic, they are clearly visible...
Posted by: Zettai at June 18, 2022 12:30 AM (txViY)
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Canopic jars > Jar Jar Binks
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2022 12:32 AM (oqrJk)
For yoooo-oooo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2022 12:33 AM (oqrJk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2022 12:33 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2022 12:26 AM (a4EWo)
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VERY nice. One of the nicest I've seen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2022 12:34 AM (oqrJk)
I thought there had been some progress in figuring out Roman cement?
I know that in the 90s, when Sarajevo was under siege and people needed gas for heating and cooking in winter, Roman sewers were used to run gas lines. That's fairly cool.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2022 12:35 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2022 12:35 AM (OTzUX)
IIRC, something about using volcanic ash in the mix. But I'm not a structural engineer, nor do I play one on tv, so, . . .
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 12:38 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: chique l'African ViQueen of Greenland, the Merciless, open to talks with the Great MAGA King at June 17, 2022 11:42 PM (OYD9T)
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They're cute right until they rip your face off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2022 12:38 AM (oqrJk)
"bla?er" ban
******
What bla?er ban?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 18, 2022 12:05 AM -
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Teh blog shows it's wisdom, by not giving me all the keys to the kingdom.
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2022 12:39 AM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2022 12:40 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2022 12:35 AM (OTzUX)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxa5m7p
https://tinyurl.com/ykthepde
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 18, 2022 12:41 AM (7bRMQ)
Sounds like an ambitious night at the bar.
Kidding aside, had similar symptoms once from food poisoning.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 18, 2022 12:42 AM (eh1Wg)
If a penised person dresses as a vaginad person, they're called a drag queen. What is a vaginad person that dresses as a penised person called?
I'll hang up and listen...
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If equipped with dildo. RAM TRUCK
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2022 12:48 AM (oqrJk)
I'm not staying if we're just going to rag on Charlie Chaplin.
#TheTrampRules -
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I'm always here, if you need me.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 18, 2022 12:52 AM (NTUk0)
What did I miss?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 18, 2022 12:53 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 17, 2022 10:24 PM (lkr42)
Might want to look into heat stroke or dehydration as a cause. That stuff can be stealthy, too...
Posted by: the last to post at June 18, 2022 12:57 AM (u+vxY)
What did I miss?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 18, 2022 12:53 AM (jTmQV)
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Canopic jars, Roman cement and showering with your 8 year-old daughter. Pretty quiet tonight actually.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2022 12:58 AM (oqrJk)
Posted by: Equal Treatment Under No Law
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Terrible response! (But I laughed.)
Posted by: Lola at June 18, 2022 12:58 AM (NIYa7)
I shall buy another.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 18, 2022 01:03 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 17, 2022 10:26 PM (5p7BC)
Sorry to tell you, but Chewy dropped Mike Lindell products because he supported Trump.
Posted by: Emmie at June 18, 2022 01:08 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:10 AM (ecDvy)
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 01:10 AM (qfLjt)
I heard this today and thought of you morons
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Reminded me of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTFyaQ9ZlL0
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:18 AM (ecDvy)
MRI done. Being unvaxx, I had to wait in the parking lot but the procedure only took 30 minutes.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:10 AM -
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They can do that in your car now? Technology is getting pretty impressive.
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2022 01:19 AM (NTUk0)
Glad you're feeling much better today. Symptoms maybe stress-related, such as a panic attack?? Hopefully, the issue is gone for good.
Posted by: Lola at June 18, 2022 01:20 AM (NIYa7)
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2022 01:19 AM (NTUk0)
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Zoom MRIs are a thing now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 18, 2022 01:20 AM (EZvlY)
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2022 01:19 AM (NTUk0)
Sadly no. My wife was the patient.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:21 AM (ecDvy)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 18, 2022 12:53 AM (jTmQV)
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I never thought of that. I always rotate my tires in the air instead.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 01:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2022 01:22 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2022 01:25 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2022 01:26 AM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2022 01:22 AM (a4EWo)
How good is your throwing arm? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2022 01:27 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:10 AM (ecDvy)
You are the 'other', unclean.
Having to wear a face diaper, plus being unvaxxed, is the main reason I see my doctors as often as I should, nor as often as they would like.
My primary care doc tried to scare me into the jab back in March, telling me horror stories of her mandatory stint in the ER during the crush of cases back in 2020; 'I saw a patient die right before my eyes and I could do nothing!' When I told her about the side effects covered up with the jab, how the government lied, etc., she told me, 'I don't want to get into the politics of it.' Well, Doc, the COVID-1984 government response, including house arrest for the healthy, mandatory face diapers and multiple jabs to keep one's job, were all political. As more bad side effects come out (and I'm a cardiac patient!), she talks about me getting the jab less.
But I really hate this whole fucking nonsense with a purple passion. I've seen a world run by Karens and Kens, and I don't like it, not one bit.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 01:27 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: InCali at June 18, 2022 01:28 AM (eFvmN)
I've also rotated my tires every so often, but I don't know what the point is. I jack each wheel up, spin the tire a few rotations and then put it back down.
I can't see any benefit to it, really.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjxNZH0qIe0
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:30 AM (ecDvy)
Posted by: Theodore at June 18, 2022 01:31 AM (e1Sp5)
I've also rotated my tires every so often, but I don't know what the point is. I jack each wheel up, spin the tire a few rotations and then put it back down.
I can't see any benefit to it, really.
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Well it gets your hands dirty once in a while, so stop being a lazy layabout.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 01:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:32 AM (ecDvy)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at June 18, 2022 01:33 AM (SRRAx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zTxyce4tFo
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:34 AM (ecDvy)
I've also rotated my tires every so often, but I don't know what the point is. I jack each wheel up, spin the tire a few rotations and then put it back down.
I can't see any benefit to it, really.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 01:28 AM -
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If you fail to do it as you describe, then every tiny road hazard puts the exact same damage, in the exact same spot, on the front AND rear tire of that side. Said rotation evens out the wear and tear.
Posted by: Sounding logical and stupid at the same time. at June 18, 2022 01:37 AM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2022 01:40 AM (IXpV7)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 18, 2022 01:42 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 18, 2022 01:43 AM (wmCxR)
I've also rotated my tires every so often, but I don't know what the point is. I jack each wheel up, spin the tire a few rotations and then put it back down.
I can't see any benefit to it, really.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 01:28 AM -
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If you fail to do it as you describe, then every tiny road hazard puts the exact same damage, in the exact same spot, on the front AND rear tire of that side. Said rotation evens out the wear and tear.
Posted by: Sounding logical and stupid at the same time. at June 18, 2022 01:37 AM (NTUk0)
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So that explains why we don't use square tires instead of round ones? Also no to triangular tires?
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 01:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 18, 2022 01:43 AM (wmCxR)
How many were there ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:45 AM (ecDvy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2022 01:46 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 01:47 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Theodore at June 18, 2022 01:48 AM (WyLrW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 01:47 AM (ybIRR)
So the Romans invented Polish weddings ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 18, 2022 01:50 AM (ecDvy)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 18, 2022 01:42 AM (+I6Y/)
A lot of the older A body mopars, like valiants and swingers had that pattern. I can't remember when it went away, it was a while back. I would guess if you look around there still has to be some kicking around, especially since dudes would, and still are upgrading the ones they hotrod to 5 on 4.5 so they can do modern disk brakes and have a better rim choice.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 18, 2022 01:51 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Transport Sec. Pete Buttplug at June 18, 2022 01:54 AM (Mzdiz)
What would this doctor have to do to get the previous level of trust back? I assume there is no real answer.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 01:55 AM (ybIRR)
God this steams me. They are trying to revoke Dr. Peter McCollough's medical license. The American Board of Internal Medicine is going after him for "providing false and inaccurate information" to his patients.
These ghouls need to be well...removed from power.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 01:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Theodore at June 18, 2022 01:57 AM (vVcq8)
"Judge Luttig said all we need to know about the Republican Party today: Trump and his followers present a “clear and present danger”. The stench from the rot in the Republican Party is fouling the air of democracy and killing our children."
So these folks think Slo Joe is doing a better job than Trump?
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 01:59 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Weirddave
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Risky. Might call down an ewok.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2022 02:00 AM (4akfh)
https://mol.im/a/10928505
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 02:08 AM (qfLjt)
Amber Heard: Well I think...
Megan Kelly: Due to the absolute eye-rolling whoppers you said a few minutes ago?
OK that last part I made up.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 02:09 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 01:55 AM (ybIRR)
I push back more than I ever did before. Docs don't like patients who push back. Have to be careful, though, as doctors, like lawyers, can drop quarrelsome patients (clients). Since getting old sucks, I blame my cantankerousness on being an old fart.
But to answer your question in a serious manner, it depends on the Doc and this primary care Doc lost so much 'authority' that I'm not sure she'll ever get it back.
Maybe an apology for being right about the jab and the politics of the whole nonsense would be a good start. But I don't see that happening. So I now take her medical advice with a grain of salt because, you know, I'm going to die some day anyway. Not a good reaction but there it is.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 02:10 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 18, 2022 02:10 AM (a4EWo)
So these folks think Slo Joe is doing a better job than Trump?
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 01:59 AM (55Qr6)
Trump may be "fouling the air of democracy" but he's a fucking breath of fresh air for the Republic.
Of course FJB is doing better than Trump, FJB doesn't do mean tweets and Trump's tweets are, well, catastrophically and humiliatingly mean. Can't have such honesty in a government official, even the President. Let's face it, a guiding principle of the founding of this country was safe spaces. Even Ben Franklin answered as to what our government is saying, 'A safe space, if you can keep it.'
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 02:18 AM (ldL4g)
https://mol.im/a/10927771
Posted by: Ciampino at June 18, 2022 02:20 AM (qfLjt)
The lies wear me down. I think future historians will be talking about these decades as an "Era of lies".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 02:21 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 18, 2022 02:26 AM (KAi1n)
Tucker must watch. Daddy joe is a monster. Just watch.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 18, 2022 02:35 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2022 02:36 AM (NTUk0)
Went to a pre-wedding dinner with sibs and spouses last night. A very nice time with everyone but I woke up a little while ago feeling queasy. The threat has ebbed somewhat but it's disagreeable considering I don't often have this issue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2022 02:39 AM (pLIbj)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 18, 2022 02:45 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 18, 2022 02:35
I watched that earlier. Tucker has big balls to keep bringing up what a perv Ole Joe is.
Of course we do too USNtakim, you know Bob from NSA has this all recorded.
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 02:52 AM (55Qr6)
And Mannix gets knocked out again for the umpteenth time this season.
He proves there's nothing to this concussion shit. Man got knocked out nearly every episode for 8 years and suffered no ill effects.
He'd get shot, just rub some dirt on it and walk it off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Yeah, Tucker was on fire tonight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2022 03:11 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 18, 2022 02:35 AM (0OmEj)
Going back to his early political career, Joe Biden was always a mean, nasty son of a bitch. Now he's a mean, nasty, old son of a bitch. And a proven liar. I still have a hard time understanding how the corporate media was able to rehab him of being a liar after his withdrawal from the 1988 Democrat presidential primaries for plagiarism, which is fancy academic-speak for lying.
While our government is out of control, blatantly waging war on We the People, the crux of the matter is that we have a failure of our Fourth Estate to do their jobs (comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable), not the jobs they think they should do (change the world). Without a free press holding government accountable for its abuse of power and corruption, there is simply no hope for our Representative Republic to continue to exist. We may stagger along on fumes from our past, but eventually we will fall and our noble experiment in self-government dies. What comes after is anybody's guess.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 03:12 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 02:54
He hit the pervy Dad thing a couple of times. He might get a visit from the FBI in the near future if they can concoct a reason.
You've heard the whole Ashley Biden diary story?
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 03:15 AM (55Qr6)
I've heard the part about the FBI going after the woman who first found it, and then Project Veritas. I've heard just some details about the "showers" with Biden, and how she blamed that for her "sex addiction".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 03:28 AM (ldL4g)
Rats and Fleas (Plague) may well have killed more than just about anything other than skeeters, pretty sure. Right up there anyway. Maybe not as many as leftists. Various Governments around the world are estimated to have killed 100 to 200 million in the 20th Century not counting the wars that were no slouch in this regard.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 17, 2022 11:03 PM (F8gOE)
Good points. The chart seems like a conversation starter.
Posted by: m at June 18, 2022 03:29 AM (PUlNW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 18, 2022 03:19
Sounds like what I heard. Most of this was around on the net a while ago. Curiuous it is now getting legs.
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 03:31 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2022 03:32 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I read that as "Crushed poverty...."
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2022 03:43 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2022 03:28
I think she should be charged w/ elder abuse. Today it was embarrassing as she led him away saying we have to go.
Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2022 03:53 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2022 03:56 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 18, 2022 01:43 AM (wmCxR)
Your sense of humor is intact!
Posted by: m at June 18, 2022 04:06 AM (PUlNW)
Amber Heard: Well I think...
Megan Kelly: Due to the absolute eye-rolling whoppers you said a few minutes ago?
OK that last part I made up.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2022 02:09 AM (ybIRR)
LOL if only.
Posted by: m at June 18, 2022 04:09 AM (PUlNW)
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