Hunter Biden on Crack in 2018: Joe Biden Will Incorporate Anything I Tell Him Into His Platform

Hunter Biden recorded himself boasting that his father will adopt political positions at his command, footage obtained from a copy of his abandoned laptop shows.
"He'll talk about anything that I want him to, that he believes in," Biden said in reference to his father, Joe Biden, in the Dec. 3, 2018, recording. "If I say it's important to me, then he will work a way in which to make it a part of his platform. My dad respects me more than he respects anyone in the world, and I know that to be certain, so it's not going to be about whether it affects his politics."

"All those fears you think that I have of people not liking me or that I don't love myself ... I don't fear that. You know why I don't fear that? Because the man I most admire in the world, that god to me, thinks I'm a god," Hunter Biden added in the 77-minute recording, which was taped about five months before Joe Biden launched his successful 2020 presidential campaign in late April 2019. "And my brother did, too. And the three of us, it was literally -- I had the support to know I can do anything."
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"Everyone thinks it, talks about how -- 'How can you be as good as your dad?' I'm better than my dad," Hunter Biden said. "You know why I'm better than my dad? Because my dad tells me I'm better than him, since I was 2 years old."

Amazing:

"Been on calls with Dad most of day," Hunter Biden texted his psychiatrist, Keith Ablow, on Dec. 16, 2018. "Talking what's next with political team. Slot of polls that are way outside the norm for anyone in the last 20 years of presidential politics."
"My dad asked me to be in a call at 7:30 re political decisions," Hunter Biden texted Ablow on Jan. 16, 2019.
Hunter Biden also solicited assistance from Google on how to make crack cocaine three days after he claimed to have advised his father on political matters.
"I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it," Hunter Biden searched Google at 7:23 a.m. on Jan. 19, 2019, according to records found within the encrypted iPhone XS backup folder on a copy of his abandoned laptop.

Audio at the link.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM

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1 foist?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:13 PM (Ynyl9)

2 👍

Posted by: JROD at June 14, 2022 12:13 PM (6GbUo)

3 yay I'll get the others.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:13 PM (Ynyl9)

4 Literal crackhead advising the cracked.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 14, 2022 12:13 PM (N1tpc)

5 And that's how we got free crack pipes.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 14, 2022 12:14 PM (a3+kM)

6 Hunter invented the internet too, ya know

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 14, 2022 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

7 "This has nothing to do with Joe Biden. Hunter is an adult and in charge of his own actions. Also, how dare you attack a president's child?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

8 There are no words.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 12:15 PM (t3/qz)

9 "And that's how we got free crack pipes."

Stroke of a pen, that's all it takes

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 14, 2022 12:15 PM (jTmQV)

10 I don't like the idea that people can see my searching for how to make crack! Time to purge the cache and get a VPN.

Posted by: CA Token at June 14, 2022 12:15 PM (2+yws)

11 No wonder Joe is such a screw up... He takes advice from his cokehead Son

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2022 12:15 PM (bs+z0)

12 Oh, ace. Thank God you're up. Thought I was actually going to have to go out and do something. Though this is not good for my gainzzz.(frown)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 12:15 PM (Y+l9t)

13 Dang it! Now I want to know how crack is made.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2022 12:15 PM (UuD2k)

14 A crackhead in charge would be an improvement.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2022 12:16 PM (lTGtQ)

15 "I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it,"

Add more cocaine. Duh.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:16 PM (qpX6U)

16 Biden might be the World's worst Father.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2022 12:16 PM (p8kNR)

17 "I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it,"

..

Just add more cocaine.

Posted by: Google at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (SFPXh)

18 No wonder Joe is such a screw up... He takes advice from his cokehead Son

To his credit, Hunter never did crack with Marion Barry.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (/NCI4)

19 Does Jill actually comprehend what is going on with Joe?

She should, what with being a Doctor and all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (uLr+K)

20 >>"I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it,"

>Add more cocaine. Duh.

Smartest man i've ever known!

Posted by: Joe R. Biden at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (p8kNR)

21 16 Biden might be the World's worst Father.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2022 12:16 PM (p8kNR)

He's definitely the worst "President" to ever be installed

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (bs+z0)

22 This may be why the whole country feels like it's headed for a Rapid Unplanned Disassembly.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (VJsqe)

23 I cannot disagree with the assessment that Hunter is better than Joe.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (XtHia)

24 Speaking of nasty crack, how's your mother?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (w9Wax)

25 I want to know when he will be charged for lying on a federal firearm form.

Oh wait... Never.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (t3/qz)

26 >>Does Jill actually comprehend what is going on with Joe?

She knows that Crack lets Hunter go all night.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (p8kNR)

27 And that's how we got free crack pipes.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

I never got mine !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 12:18 PM (arJlL)

28 15 "I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it,"

Add more cocaine. Duh.

__________________

Seems obvious, right?

Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at June 14, 2022 12:18 PM (LgQ2l)

29 word on the street is Brandon wants replace Kameltoe with Hunter

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:18 PM (us2H3)

30 16 Biden might be the World's worst Father.
Posted by: garrett

Joe's dad was a real shitheel

Posted by: x at June 14, 2022 12:18 PM (uQFwj)

31
Hunter puts little baggies of crack in his Fathers day cards.

Posted by: portlandon at June 14, 2022 12:18 PM (+oR7L)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (arJlL)

33 worst father? Goebbels and his wife at the end of the war poisoned their six children.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (Ynyl9)

34 They are just rubbing our noses in it.

Look. This guy is the President. You can't do shit about it.

Oh, yeah. VOTE HARDER!

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (6TxNR)

35 It's tough to refute Hunter's claim with Ukraine billions, China concessions and free crack pipes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (WKPeU)

36 Need we even say.. "If this were Trumps' son...."

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (bs+z0)

37 word on the street is Brandon wants replace Kameltoe with Hunter

Oh, HELL no!

Posted by: Willy Brown at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (/NCI4)

38 "Cocaine is a hell of a drug." -- Rick James

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (YIVH2)

39 You should put lemon juice, baking soda, and cocaine together and make a crack fizzy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (UuD2k)

40 the last 3 democrat presidents father's were real shitheels

Posted by: x at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (uQFwj)

41 There's baking soda in crack? The things I learn here..

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (Wy1BU)

42 "Does Jill actually comprehend what is going on with Joe?"

I'd bet she doesn't even change his diapers. Lets staff do it.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (qpX6U)

43 >>Goebbels and his wife at the end of the war poisoned their six children.

But did he diddle them in the shower?

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (p8kNR)

44 Jill is nothing more than starfucker.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (89T5c)

45 But, but wait.... The Russian dossier!

Trump!

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (t3/qz)

46 Jesus

Just think of Trumps kids did that…

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (t4poC)

47 "The Smartest Man Joe Biden knows."

Probably true. Hunter is a crackhead, whore-abusing, corrupt criminal 100x over. The states and feds have him dead-to-rights for dozens of serious crimes. But he'll never be prosecuted let alone convicted. So who's the idiot? Him or us?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

48 You got coke in my baking soda!

No, you got baking soda in my coke!

Posted by: Reese's Peanut Butter Crack at June 14, 2022 12:20 PM (w9Wax)

49 Goebbels and his wife at the end of the war poisoned their six children.

I cannot imagine growing up knowing my parents were like that. Relatives, Uncle Mengele, worked at the camps. I'd change my name and move to another country, join a monastery or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

50 "And you can take that to the bank."

Literally.

Posted by: socratease at June 14, 2022 12:20 PM (oqnjT)

51 She knows that Crack lets Hunter go all night.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (p8kNR)

I'd bet a lot of money Hunter's had some of that and probably in the pooper

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:20 PM (us2H3)

52 Is that an mpfs sighting? Hasn't it been a while? Or am I just that unobservant?

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 12:20 PM (6TxNR)

53 40 the last 3 democrat presidents father's were real shitheels
Posted by: x

figuratively in obama's case. you can't have a heel with no legs.

Posted by: x at June 14, 2022 12:20 PM (uQFwj)

54 Well Hunter and Joe DO like to keep it in the family, based on video and diary entries...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 14, 2022 12:20 PM (XvPQV)

55 Literally everything they said Don Jr was doing.

I'd comment that Biden is compromised by foreign leaders, but hell 90% of the democratic party is on the payroll of china anyway, and no one seems to care or do anything about it, and I doubt that changes if the house and Senate flip.

If Trump or DeSantis come in next they need to have a platform of cleaning house. Democrats will screech that it's Mccarthyism, but good, just like those commies should have been wiped from society, the ones that are beholden to china should have the same thing happen, let them work over there if they want to support communist.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (2CZtP)

56 It's one thing for a snot-nosed 16 year old son of a multimillionaire to use the "Do you know who my dad is?" canard. It's quite something else for a 50-yr-old crack fiend to do the same.

Ironically, I'm going through the book of Romans, and Paul does quite a lot of explaining about the balance of sin and grace. Maybe the severely Catholic Joe Biden should point his son in that direction.

Posted by: red speck at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (gS3OW)

57 I think we've got the wrong Biden in the WH. Hunter knows shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (4vi12)

58 Who talks to their psychiatrist like this? It's more like they are drug buddies than Dr/patient.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (Y+l9t)

59 Jill is nothing more than starfucker.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I think the word your looking for is whore.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (t3/qz)

60 Oops. Mis-posted on previous thread:

Dec. 2020 - "We have great confidence in our son. I am not concerned about any accusation made against him. It's used to get to me. I think it's kind of foul play, but look, it is what it is. And he's a grown man -- he is the smartest man I know, I mean, in a pure intellectual capacity. And as long as he's good, we're good." - Joe Biden

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (LUJEW)

61
MISO brownouts are coming. See the top of ZeroHedge. Prices are about to double in Illinois.

Thanks, greens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (Mzdiz)

62 The MSM is respectfully circumspect regarding Hunter Biden.

Posted by: mr tmz at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (rJ48h)

63 re 25: what the statute of limitations. It will be brought up and dismissed the next day. Justice will be served, with a side of fries and some 'rock candy'.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (Ynyl9)

64 39 You should put lemon juice, baking soda, and cocaine together and make a crack fizzy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (UuD2k)

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You can get an over the counter ointment that'll take clear up that fizzy crack. It shouldn't fizz.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (VJsqe)

65 It's really sad and pathetic that, THIS F***KING GUYS, viscous and pathetic Meat Puppet of a father, apparently gave as much shit about his son as he does the country he's the titular leader of.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (htANK)

66 No one's ever done anything useful while on my crack...

Posted by: HILLARY! at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (flINI)

67
I'm old enough to remember when Sarah Palin's daughter getting pregnant was the worst thing a candidates kid could do. And it was considered disqualifying.

Posted by: portlandon at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (+oR7L)

68 And you guys thought Obama was a narcissist.

Wow.

at least he referred to himself as a small "g" god.

Posted by: simplemind at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM (HeUMf)

69 You know those creepy Brit detective shows where it turns out dear old dad was a pervy molester of his own kids?

Reading that Hunter thing says Brit writers got it right.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:22 PM (5pTK/)

70 Listen fat! Beau is the smartest crack head pedopet.. pepsodent.. ahh kiddie fucker sex addict I know. Of course I take his advice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2022 12:22 PM (WKPeU)

71 The left: bUt hE'S NOt tHe pReSiDenT!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2022 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

72 "I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it," Hunter Biden searched Google at 7:23 a.m. on Jan. 19, 2019, according to records found within the encrypted iPhone XS backup folder on a copy of his abandoned laptop.
++++
Peak America.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:22 PM (0zQHa)

73 30 16 Biden might be the World's worst Father.
Posted by: garrett

he would have to go some to beat my dad

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:22 PM (us2H3)

74 Say what you want about Jimmeh Carter soliciting advice from his daughter about nuclear proliferation, at least a) she wasn't on crack and b) it's more coherent advice than what Hunter would give when he's on crack.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2022 12:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

75 Alexa, tell me how to make crack cocaine. And maybe meth, too.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at June 14, 2022 12:22 PM (TNyrE)

76 Ya know, if you can't do right for your own flesh and blood, how can you be expected to do right by 300+ million Americans?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (YIVH2)

77 71 The left: bUt hE'S NOt tHe pReSiDenT!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2022 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

Neither is Joe...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (bs+z0)

78 I'm seriously beginning to think the theories that Joe molested Hunter as a child are true. There is nothing normal about this family.

Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (LgQ2l)

79 I just pasted a hookers butt crack closed with crack cocaine. Now I can't get it open. Can you help me Google?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (RW9QW)

80 I love my dad and he loves my crack-addled ass so much he'll do what I want in his policies so long as he "believes" in it" doesn't sound at all like influence-peddling to me. I don't see what the big deal is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (0zQHa)

81 Hey blaster!

Do many things have been going on in my family that I haven't had the energy to comment.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (t3/qz)

82 Willowed:

That may be true, but 5.5 puts her pretty far up on the first lady scale. I had forgotten about Jackie O though.

Jackie's baby-doll whispery voice was annoying as hell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (2JVJo)

83 The Libs on Twitter are too busy convincing themselves that Trump is going to prison to pay attention to Hunter and his pervy dad's misdeeds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

84 The Dow is down by 200, with 320 more to go to cross below the 30k mark. Wheeeeeee.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (/NCI4)

85 Methinks Joe may have partaken in the crack. At least he talks like he did.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (RW9QW)

86 78 I'm seriously beginning to think the theories that Joe molested Hunter as a child are true. There is nothing normal about this family.
Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (LgQ2l)

Joe kissed his granddaughter on the lips on live TV. That should have instantly ended his candidacy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (UuD2k)

87 And they are assuredly our rulers. They may have our oligarch master's hands shoved up their butts making them speak but these absolute bottom scum are our rulers. That is a big part of the planned persecution.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (vLfRn)

88 Acorns and Trees. A think piece.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (4vi12)

89
Tampon and sanitary product shortage, now. "People who menstruate" as NPR said, are in trouble.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (Mzdiz)

90 7 "This has nothing to do with Joe Biden. Hunter is an adult and in charge of his own actions. Also, how dare you attack a president's child?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

Odd symmetry, between this and 'Family Without a Dinner Table', isn't there?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (XvPQV)

91 Blaster had a good point at the end of the last thread

4 to 1 voter reg advantage for the GOP in WY

the dims aint gonna save sourpuss

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (us2H3)

92 So what you're saying is, Russia hacked Hunter's phone and planted those texts?

Because 71 former US intelligence officials would not have lied to the American public when they called this "Russian disinformation."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (Zf0+a)

93 Why do I feel like, before this ends, I'm really going to regret not living near reliable supplies of water and food? (Seawater don't count!)

They just blocked a 50M gallon/day desalination plant less than a mile away from me. Already mostly built. Could have provided 1.5 gallon fresh water per day for everyone in California.

Fools! It's almost like they WANT us to FOAD!

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (rZjrR)

94 "I'm old enough to remember when Sarah Palin's daughter getting pregnant was the worst thing a candidates kid could do."

Check out how Malia Obama dressed at the gas station, in the tabloid photos yesterday. That outfit is the worst thing a candidate's kid has ever done. Bonus: she gives her patented "I despise you all" glare.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (qpX6U)

95 More than likely Hunter was also using Google to investigate various ways on how to snort coke off a hooker's backside.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (Rl7KJ)

96 Then: The Bush daughters drinking at 20 is the biggest scandal of all time

Now: Biden's son asks...I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it...I mean haven't we all had that problem?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (ESjRY)

97 Goebbels and his wife at the end of the war poisoned their six children.

Didn't one son survive because he was already in the army and so not in the bunker?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (yQpMk)

98 >>>"If I say it's important to me, then he will work a way in which to make it a part of his platform. My dad respects me more than he respects anyone in the world, and I know that to be certain, so it's not going to be about whether it affects his politics."

That and the 10%, crack whore.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (nByzo)

99 >>Tampon and sanitary product shortage, now. "People who menstruate" as NPR said, are in trouble.

Bloody hell.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (p8kNR)

100 4 Literal crackhead advising the cracked.
___________

The power behind the throne: a crack-smoking, meth-head, whore-mongering, sister-in-law banging, porn-addicted pedophile criminal who has never held a real job in his pathetic life (despite being gifted admissions to some top schools by virtue of his name), and is too f*cking stupid to even hide the evidence of his own crimes.

We are so screwed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (MvHI3)

101 Do many things have been going on in my family that I haven't had the energy to comment.
Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (t3/qz)

Life happens!

Good to see you back here.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (6TxNR)

102 89
Tampon and sanitary product shortage, now. "People who menstruate" as NPR said, are in trouble.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (Mzdiz)

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C'mon... We're talking about crack here.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (VJsqe)

103 Tube socks > Tampons

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (89T5c)

104 Who do I call to "Red Flag" Hunter Biden?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (pbYrN)

105 I'm seriously beginning to think the theories that Joe molested Hunter as a child are true. There is nothing normal about this family.
Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (LgQ2l)

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I agree. Plus, Joe showered with Ashley, and in her diary she described Jill as cold and indifferent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

106 104 Who do I call to "Red Flag" Hunter Biden?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (pbYrN)

Never happen. Only Little People get red flagged.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (XvPQV)

107 Jackie's baby-doll whispery voice was annoying as hell.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (2JVJo)

take it easy

she had cocksucking induced speech impediment, for Chrsit sake

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (us2H3)

108 90 7 "This has nothing to do with Joe Biden. Hunter is an adult and in charge of his own actions. Also, how dare you attack a president's child?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

Odd symmetry, between this and 'Family Without a Dinner Table', isn't there?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (XvPQV)

========

Nakadai never partied with his kid, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

109 Reading what Hunter said is both creepy and sad.

Hunter obviously has serious daddy issues and is a broken wreck.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (5pTK/)

110 I'm seriously beginning to think the theories that Joe molested Hunter as a child are true. There is nothing normal about this family.
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A man who fingers his own daughter in the shower would never molest his son

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (Zf0+a)

111 "Because my dad tells me I'm better than him, since I was 2 years old."

He envied your pants-shitting skills. Still does.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (U6yib)

112 Check out how Malia Obama dressed at the gas station, in the tabloid photos yesterday. That outfit is the worst thing a candidate's kid has ever done. Bonus: she gives her patented "I despise you all" glare.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (qpX6U)

She unfortunately looks like a female SCOAMF.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (nByzo)

113 91 Blaster had a good point at the end of the last thread

4 to 1 voter reg advantage for the GOP in WY

the dims aint gonna save sourpuss
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (us2H3)

========

I believe the rumor that Cheney is aiming for the SecDef position in the second two years of the Biden administration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

114 Tampon and sanitary product shortage, now. "People who menstruate" as NPR said, are in trouble.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (Mzdiz)
++++
There will *definitely* be a red wave coming in that case...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (0zQHa)

115 Bane: Do you feel that norms are restored?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (44ww/)

116 Which one of us hasn't made a little boo-boo when mixing up a batch of crack?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (PlZ6z)

117 I'm tired of Americans yelling "Let's Go Brandon" or "FUCK JOE BIDEN." We need to put these political people in prison. I've got a nation to tear apart.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (WKPeU)

118 Check out how Malia Obama dressed at the gas station, in the tabloid photos yesterday. That outfit is the worst thing a candidate's kid has ever done. Bonus: she gives her patented "I despise you all" glare.

It was the garish finger nails that caught my eye. I've seen classier clothes and manicures on street corners.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (/NCI4)

119 104 Who do I call to "Red Flag" Hunter Biden?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (pbYrN)

go straight to the FBI holding facility

they will be happy help you

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (us2H3)

120 At least the Clintons had the good sense to snort their toot straight, unsullied by froufrou contaminants, like aristocrats oughta do.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (qpX6U)

121 Cranky Joe - People with low intellect and poor character get defensive and angry when they're loosing. Joe is of poor character and has always had an extremely limited intellect.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (gmo/4)

122 I'm seriously beginning to think the theories that Joe molested Hunter as a child are true. There is nothing normal about this family.
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A man who fingers his own daughter in the shower would never molest his son
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (Zf0+a)

I'm sticking with the theory that it was Jill. Joe just watched them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (wmDcS)

123 I mean, Hunter might be a gigantic intellect, towering in his IQ and amazingly brilliant, but its obvious he is a gigantic fool

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

124 Holy Hell..

If these were the norms that NeverTrumps wanted, nuke it all from orbit.

Posted by: Blanco at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (mgx4p)

125 {{{ sharon(willow's apprentice)}}}

Yes, you give life-affirming hugs. You can motivate.

About the maple syrup.

First, I was saving my own life when I gave you the bottle. I could tell you really, really wanted the maple syrup.

What made it easier was the thought of explaining the maple syrup to the friendly and sympathetic TSA agent.
Oh wait. They are all power-crazed assholes and thugs who get paid. They are un-fun.

Which is the polar opposite of you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (u82oZ)

126 Who do I call to "Red Flag" Hunter Biden?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM (pbYrN)

He is in CA, right? I believe that CA already has RF laws. It would be a great 4chan op.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (nByzo)

127 Amazing what you can google. How to make crack cocaine? This country is in the best of hands, no doubt. Our elites are the most capable people on the planet.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (haWye)

128 I want these evil people to lose everything they think is important to them.

Their fortune. Their name. Even their health I want it all to be forfeit. I want them to be homeless clad in filthy rags with bodies pocked by MonkeyPox lesions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (sM/yB)

129 "I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it," Hunter Biden searched Google at 7:23 a.m. on Jan. 19, 2019, according to records found within the encrypted iPhone XS backup folder on a copy of his abandoned laptop.

Truly sad that this is what we've come to into American politics, that this is the level of intelligence running our country.

Obviously you add more cocaine to get the mix right.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (TbQE+)

130 This story perfectly captures the Biden Plague On America

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (900v3)

131 the dims aint gonna save sourpuss
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (us2H3)

***

There's an ointment for that too...

Posted by: HILLARY! at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (flINI)

132 I posted this too late in J.J.'s Morning Thread, so I'm willowing it up here:

So, what's the implication of that article concerning the Wuhan facility and monkey pox? That they have more strains waiting to infect us? That they're trying to kill off the gay population a la AIDS?

Comments invited...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (ZSK0i)

133 Hah. One of Trump's kids is divorced! (Two are married and still with their original spouses, one is engaged having just completed law school and one is in high school.) But, one of them is divorced!

Posted by: huerfano at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (MzKgG)

134 Tampon and sanitary product shortage, now. "People who menstruate" as NPR said, are in trouble.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (Mzdiz)
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If you want major political change then this is, no joke, a prime way to get it. When women can't get tampons or pads, they get furious and their husbands get even angrier because now life is hell. Being unable to get menstrual supplies means no happy wife, which means no happy life.

Fuck with the tampon supply at your own peril, politicians and bureaucrats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (0zQHa)

135 I'm seriously beginning to think the theories that Joe molested Hunter as a child are true. There is nothing normal about this family.

I think Joe has molested everything that cannot escape his grasp down to the dog and the pillows

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

136 Grump, no, the son was one of the youngest, and was in the bunker with the rest.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (OTzUX)

137 116 Which one of us hasn't made a little boo-boo when mixing up a batch of crack?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (PlZ6z)

a batch of crack

I take crack one at a time

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (us2H3)

138 The Aristocrats.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (44ww/)

139 Sasha Obama has perfected 'moms' RBF.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wnb3y

She has a promising future in dem politics.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (8rxS0)

140 It is hard to believe that the powers that be are okay with how terrible, awful, disgusting, corrupt everthing this administration touches is. What is the damn breaking point? He's at 38%approval, market crashing, gas prices through the roof, babies starving, open borders...

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (Y+l9t)

141 129 Truly sad that this is what we've come to into American politics, that this is the level of intelligence running our country.

Obviously you add more cocaine to get the mix right.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (TbQE+)

========

Neither Hunter nor Joe are running much. Joe is a figurehead while his Politboro fights amongst itself for internal position, not caring about any of the institutions they actually lead or the country they represent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

142 "This has nothing to do with Joe Biden. Hunter is an adult and in charge of his own actions. Also, how dare you attack a president's child?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

Odd symmetry, between this and 'Family Without a Dinner Table', isn't there?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (XvPQV)

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Nakadai never partied with his kid, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

I guess that's true. Nakadai apparently didn't approve of his kid being a terrorist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (XvPQV)

143 "But Hunter is just a private citizen!" the left keeps crying.

Nope. If you're advising a presidential candidate on policy, the American people have a right to know if you're a corrupt crackhead.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (wmDcS)

144 Aaargh, it was Sasha, not Malia:

https://tinyurl.com/3czaem54

That's a lot of ugly in a compact unit. She probably spent big $$ on that clown outfit, too, you can bet.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (qpX6U)

145 “I’m better than my dad” - Kind of a low bar wouldn’t you say?

Posted by: profligatewaste at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (uzeby)

146 Obviously you add more cocaine to get the mix right.

I don't know exactly what makes up home brewed crack but I am guessing its more than baking soda and coke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

147 Back here, in reality, we just cannot believe people voted for this shit.

Sadly, most of them will never hear about this story from whatever their favorite propaganda source happens to be, because Hunter Biden news is permanently embargoed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (900v3)

148 Google: How to fix your crack mix? Eleventy zillion results.

Also Google: How to make your own baby formula? No results, and you have been reported to the authorities.

Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (6TxNR)

149 She unfortunately looks like a female SCOAMF.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM
+++++
At least she doesn't look like Michael.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (vcv8B)

150 And great job, America!

The degradation really surpasses what even seemed possible, even after the Obama disaster.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (OTzUX)

151 That is a really weird relationship they have.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (b2nrj)

152
Dr. Rockzo, the Rock & Roll Policymaker

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (ZRrE6)

153 I want to know when he will be charged for lying on a federal firearm form.

Oh wait... Never.
Posted by: mpfs

If it were you or I, they would have already brought Lon Horiuchi out of retirement to provide overwatch for a SWAT raid on us.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (E+jR2)

154 Will Hunter's crack recipe be in the next AoSHQ Cookbook?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2022 12:31 PM (M9XmQ)

155 4 to 1 voter reg advantage for the GOP in WY

the dims aint gonna save sourpuss

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM

No, but we will.

Posted by: Think Tanks with 6-Figure Salaries at June 14, 2022 12:31 PM (RkC6l)

156 > Who do I call to "Red Flag" Hunter Biden?

Those laws do not and will not ever apply to connected people.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2022 12:31 PM (kDGvA)

157 Truly sad that this is what we've come to into American politics, that this is the level of intelligence running our country.

Obviously you add more cocaine to get the mix right.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (TbQE+)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:31 PM (nByzo)

158 155 No, but we will.
Posted by: Think Tanks with 6-Figure Salaries at June 14, 2022 12:31 PM (RkC6l)

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May Cheney have a long career of appearing on CNN+.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

159 Dr. Rockzo, the Rock & Roll Policymaker
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (ZRrE6)

He's a bad clown.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (XvPQV)

160 >>> If you want major political change then this is, no joke, a prime way to get it. When women can't get tampons or pads, they get furious and their husbands get even angrier because now life is hell. Being unable to get menstrual supplies means no happy wife, which means no happy life.

Fuck with the tampon supply at your own peril, politicians and bureaucrats.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (0zQHa)

It will all be blamed on republican wreckers, insurrectionists, and putin, with the final statement being all the above, are the result of trump. This will be repeated endlessly by all the leftist-controlled media, every witless democrat walking chatbot, and quite a few republicans who are actually democrat leftists.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (vLfRn)

161 Reading what Hunter said is both creepy and sad.

Hunter obviously has serious daddy issues and is a broken wreck.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:26 PM (5pTK/)
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Yeah. I imagine that being the disfavored son who partied and screwed around with the family (the latter was probably generalized among all of them) while slowly building his resentment and drug usage, but then was subsequently thrust into managing his dad's criminal empire after the favored son died prematurely and knows he was never his dad's preference might give a guy a complex.

Not that I have any sympathy for him or his rotten family.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (0zQHa)

162 156 > Who do I call to "Red Flag" Hunter Biden?

Those laws do not and will not ever apply to connected people.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2022 12:31 PM (kDGvA)

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I believe they prefer the term "anointed" instead of "connected".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

163 I believe the rumor that Cheney is aiming for the SecDef position in the second two years of the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

seriously, I don't think she could be confirmed

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (us2H3)

164 Maybe the wine moms have it exactly 180 degrees reversed.

Maybe the country needs more mean tweets, not fewer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (900v3)

165 Nothing that comes out of any Biden's mouth is the truth.

Adding crack didn't help.

Posted by: DaveA at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (FhXTo)

166 Is there nobody who can tell Joe to cool with the anger? It's not helping his popularity.
Even used car salesman know that directing temper tantrums at people who don't buy doesn't help.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (eGTCV)

167 Dead pool Q

Who goes first? Hunter or the 'tard? I think it's a toss up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)

168
They're blaming Putin and Ukraine for the tampon shortage, no joke.

Who knew Ukraine was the tampon basket of the world?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (Mzdiz)

169 Cocaine is God's Way of telling you Hunter Biden has too much money.

Posted by: rd at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (Z32m1)

170 I figured a VIP like Hunter could afford the pre-mix crack, or even the primo pharmaceutical crack.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (qpX6U)

171 Have you ever smelled the hair of Sausage or Malaria Obama? It smells like a fresh day.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (WKPeU)

172 >>Sasha Obama has perfected 'moms' RBF.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wnb3y

If she was carrying a 5 Gallon bucket, she'd look just like a Newark crackwhore.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (p8kNR)

173 {{{Salty}}}

I was so happy to see you.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (Y+l9t)

174 Hairyback Guy

When the Red Flag apparatchiks are set up we should have 50 days of calling them to report Hunter Biden. One day per state.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (u82oZ)

175 seriously, I don't think she could be confirmed
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (us2H3)
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Easily confirmable, I'd guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (900v3)

176 Keith Ablow? The hack who hung around (and co-wrote a book) with Glenn Beck before Beck went off the rails? That explains much...

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (nkmjm)

177 I blame Big Tampon.

Posted by: 496 at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (VJsqe)

178 Jill Biden does look like Alice Cooper with a bleach job.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (8rxS0)

179 It will all be blamed on republican wreckers, insurrectionists, and putin, with the final statement being all the above, are the result of trump.

yeah but here's the thing: apolitical people, the bulk of America, doesn't give a damn what the cause is, they just want those in charge to fix it. And if they don't they want new people in to fix it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

180 Crack is whack!

Posted by: Whitney Houston at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (cVu+z)

181 re 97: I have no idea. Magda Goebbels was married once before, so she might have had a son from that marriage. By the way, she was married into the Quant family, major investors in BMW. There was a documentary maybe 15 years ago about how "Bavarian Motor Works" (in those days they made engines for planes) treated their involuntary employees. (Like I said, years ago, so I might be a little hazy on the details)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (Ynyl9)

182 I'm old enough to remember when Sarah Palin's daughter getting pregnant was the worst thing a candidates kid could do. And it was considered disqualifying.
Posted by: portlandon at June 14, 2022 12:21 PM

The Bush girls were seen at a *bar*! Drinking!!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (M9XmQ)

183 But Don Jr. once farted in church!!!!!!!!!!!
- msm

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (5cKAU)

184 I believe the rumor that Cheney is aiming for the SecDef position in the second two years of the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

I think the plan is to run her as the VP on a "unity" ticket.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (wmDcS)

185 Hunter will never pay for any crime

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (KM1MP)

186
That is a really weird relationship they have.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (b2nrj)

What tipped you off? Was it the part where Hunter was texting his old man links to his sextapes?

That story was just - wow.

Every time I think of it, I think about what would happen if I did that, and laugh... my dad would lose his shit. I'm a grown ass man with kids of my own, and I'd be lucky if I didn't get whipped with a belt like a little boy for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (ZRrE6)

187 163 I believe the rumor that Cheney is aiming for the SecDef position in the second two years of the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

seriously, I don't think she could be confirmed
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (us2H3)

=========

I think she could. 53-47 GOP advantage in the new Senate. McConnell lets the floor vote happen after the appropriate committee passes her (with the GOP chair voting in her favor). Then Romney, Collins, and Graham vote for her, 50-50, followed by Kamala breaking the tie.

For comity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

188 "polls that are way outside of the norm" Yeah, a lot of shit has been way outside the norms you crackhead.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (vLfRn)

189 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Joe Biden says that Stacey Abrams is smarter than him.

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Dude, my poodle is smarter than you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (FVME7)

190 The 1/6 committee farce announced they will make ZERO criminal referrals.

It's a tale told by an idiot.

https://bit.ly/3MRgTYY

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (kDGvA)

191 The degradation really surpasses what even seemed possible, even after the Obama disaster.
Posted by: rhomboid

Destructive tests aren't complete til something breaks.

Posted by: DaveA at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (FhXTo)

192 Hunter switched from cutting his coke with baking soda, to cutting it with baby formula, and now there's a formula shortage.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (U6yib)

193 sharon(willow's apprentice)

Seeing you is the visual equivalent of a crescendo of happy music.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (u82oZ)

194 I don't know how the late night hosts resist all this material and keep shilling for Biden.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (vN+oL)

195 I want these evil people to lose everything they think is important to them.

Their fortune. Their name. Even their health I want it all to be forfeit. I want them to be homeless clad in filthy rags with bodies pocked by MonkeyPox lesions.
Posted by: Anna Puma

While living in Mexico......

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (arJlL)

196 Yeah. I imagine that being the disfavored son who partied and screwed around with the family (the latter was probably generalized among all of them) while slowly building his resentment and drug usage, but then was subsequently thrust into managing his dad's criminal empire after the favored son died prematurely and knows he was never his dad's preference might give a guy a complex.

Not that I have any sympathy for him or his rotten family.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (0zQHa)
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Nah, I think Hunter was broken by his dad at a very young age, and things just got worse as Hunter got older. If memory serves, there's a pretty direct correlation between self-destructive behavior and being molested as a child.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (5pTK/)

197 184 I believe the rumor that Cheney is aiming for the SecDef position in the second two years of the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

I think the plan is to run her as the VP on a "unity" ticket.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (wmDcS)

========

Giving her a SecDef tenure would help that. Not much because she's terrible and has no constituency outside of corporate board rooms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

198 Hunter Biden is a fucking criminal who doesn't deserve any sympathy

He needs to do dime in the big house and get fucked everyday

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (us2H3)

199 Hunter will never pay for any crime

Especially after he reveals he's an aspiring rapper who is turning his life around.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (/NCI4)

200
So, Karen and the AWFLs will sit in the dark stewing in their own...flow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (Mzdiz)

201 Every time I think of it, I think about what would happen if I did that, and laugh... my dad would lose his shit. I'm a grown ass man with kids of my own, and I'd be lucky if I didn't get whipped with a belt like a little boy for that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (ZRrE6)
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Not if he were a perverse old idiot who runs a crime syndicate that has spent the last 50 years incompetently peddling influence until stumbling into the big chair nearly by accident because the wider syndicate network needed a compromise candidate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (0zQHa)

202 Ah, I was thinking of Harald Quandt, Magda's son by a previous marriage and stepbrother to the murdered kinder.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (yQpMk)

203 sharon(willow's apprentice)

Seeing you is the visual equivalent of a crescendo of happy music.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Okay Mr. Smooth.....

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (arJlL)

204 Would President Hunter Biden be an upgrade from President Joe Biden or not? I'm not sure.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (xqRaG)

205 re 172: maybe she had to get dressed in the dark. It's Cali, isn't it?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (Ynyl9)

206 "Big Tampon" - Tank Abrams' brand?

Posted by: Mookie at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (nkmjm)

207 President Joe Biden made another one of his infamous gaffes on Monday as he referred to an "explosive" Japanese-American civil rights activist as “Karen Nagasaki” when her actual last name is “Narasaki.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (RHGPo)

208 It's funny that Hunter says he knows Slow Joe respects him because Joe has been telling him that all his life.

Nobody knows better than Hunter that Slow Joe is a liar who will say whatever he needs to say to get what he wants.

There are email drafts on Hunter's computer where Hunter tells Joe how much he and Beau resented the fact that Joe made them back up his many public lies about Jill. Hunter says that Joe essentially blackmailed him and Beau when they were still little kids grieving the loss of their dead mother, telling them that if they didn't back up his lies about Jill, they would be "betraying" their dad.

Imagine how those two little boys felt, hearing their dad say that to them. At a time in their young lives when they were feeling insecure and afraid, their own father is using their grief and fear to manipulate them into lying about his slutty side piece.

And this is the man whose respect Hunter boasts of having? It's no wonder he's such a disastrous POS.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (MvHI3)

209 I am never going to get used to add on the HQ.

I clicked an X on one to close it just now and got an instant audible voice saying, "Warning...threats detected on your LG."

Now, I don't own anything LG, so I looked the warning up. This is a pop-up called "Threats Detected". Appears to be removed when you close the browser and reboot. But my heart stopped when I heard it.

ace, if we throw more money at you is there any way we can avoid this?

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (cTCuP)

210 The 1/6 committee farce announced they will make ZERO criminal referrals. It's a tale told by an idiot.

Yet, all those people held in solitary confinement ain't going anywhere.

Posted by: The Emperor Has No Clothes at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (qdTHu)

211 I hope the Bidet Junta gets tossed like a used Maxi-pad

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (sM/yB)

212 Nah, I think Hunter was broken by his dad at a very young age, and things just got worse as Hunter got older. If memory serves, there's a pretty direct correlation between self-destructive behavior and being molested as a child.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (5pTK/)
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Power of "and," Blake. Power of and.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (0zQHa)

213 I think the plan is to run her as the VP on a "unity" ticket.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:33 PM (wmDcS)

the party would never ever stand for that BS

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (us2H3)

214 At least she doesn't look like Michael.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM (vcv8B)

No, but Sasha does, RBF, WTF are you wearing outfits, and all.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (nByzo)

215 Aaargh, it was Sasha, not Malia:

https://tinyurl.com/3czaem54

That's a lot of ugly in a compact unit. She probably spent big $$ on that clown outfit, too, you can bet.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022

***
Add another 50 lbs., and I can see that around here every day

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (txdEq)

216 Hunter will never pay for any crime

Disagree.

I'm guessing he paid $20.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (TbQE+)

217 To his credit, Hunter never did crack with Marion Barry.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (/NCI4)

Look, I'm not gonna say the Bidens are racist but if that doesn't prove it...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (GYIa4)

218 Make America Hunter's Hell!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (QuZTA)

219 The bidens are garbage. The media covered for them. They were and are untouchable. This my friends is why we are so fucked.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (0OmEj)

220 Stacey Abrams uses a redwood...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (sM/yB)

221
All those fears you think that I have of people not liking me or that I don't love myself ... I don't fear that. You know why I don't fear that? Because the man I most admire in the world, that god to me, thinks I'm a god," Hunter

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Hunter Biden has delusions of adequacy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (Apy4p)

222 Aaargh, it was Sasha, not Malia:

https://tinyurl.com/3czaem54

That's a lot of ugly in a compact unit. She probably spent big $$ on that clown outfit, too, you can bet.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM

Yikes! Look at the talons on that kid.

And a horrible internal combustion engine?! I. Can't. Even.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (RkC6l)

223 Take my tampon--please!

Posted by: Amy "Henny" Schumer at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (sWM8x)

224 Hiya, JT!

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (cTCuP)

225 This bikini brunette is happier than ever that she's never met Hunter Biden or any of his relatives:
https://is.gd/sBFouu

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (0zQHa)

226 I'm seriously beginning to think the theories that Joe molested Hunter as a child are true. There is nothing normal about this family.
Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at June 14, 2022 12:23 PM (LgQ2l)

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I agree. Plus, Joe showered with Ashley, and in her diary she described Jill as cold and indifferent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2022 12:25 PM

Pretty sure it was more than showering with him. That was why the fbi was so hot to get that diary back form veritas and started tossing criminal charges and illegal raids against them for just possessing it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (bVYXr)

227 "Aaargh, it was Sasha, not Malia: "

That's ok.

It was an internal combustion vehicle, not an EV, as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (uLr+K)

228 Look big guy, you want those little immigrant girls, you gotta' get this done.
C'mon man, I don't know if I can!
Brown Berries!
Brown Berries!
C'mon dad;
You KNOW you want 'em!!
SNIFF
God help me!! OKAY!!

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (dzZCL)

229 That profile on Sasha... neither of the Obamas have a nose like that. Is she even related?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

230 In Mexico?

Muy bien

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (sM/yB)

231 Cheney will make millions from a book deal, appearances on msnbc and a $450k a year salary from a “conservative” think tank like AEI.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (5cKAU)

232 The bidens are garbage. The media covered for them. They were and are untouchable. This my friends is why we are so fucked.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga

It ain't over til Tank Abrams sings.....

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (arJlL)

233
I will say that I'm surprised the girl pumps her own gas. No sarcasm. That's surprising. Good for her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (ZRrE6)

234 Which one of us hasn't made a little boo-boo when mixing up a batch of crack?

You’re telling me! I accidentally used garlic salt instead of baking soda last night. Total disaster, but no vampires.

Posted by: Squid at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (DnRz+)

235 154 Will Hunter's crack recipe be in the next AoSHQ Cookbook?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 14, 2022 12:31 PM (M9XmQ)
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He's not the right kind of moron.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (xqRaG)

236 Ashley deserves her moment in the sun too. She has some stories that need to be told.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (900v3)

237 Ok Google. I accidentally uploaded an uncle-niece cowgirl video to the stepson-stepmom section of PornHub. How do I switch the tags?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (5XU1D)

238 Power of "and," Blake. Power of and.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (0zQHa)
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Fair point.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (5pTK/)

239 Hunter Biden got a fractured skull when his mother pulled out in front of a truck. The head injury could explain some of his problems. Joe explains the rest.

Posted by: huerfano at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (MzKgG)

240 I agree. Plus, Joe showered with Ashley, and in her diary she described Jill as cold and indifferent.

All you need to know about Joe Biden you can learn in 15 seconds. Go find the youtube video of Jeff Sessions slapping Joe Biden's hands at a photo-op when Joe went up to Jeff's grand-daughter.

They know what's up with Joe. They just don't have the decency to disclose it.

Posted by: The Emperor Has No Clothes at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (qdTHu)

241 I feel dirty just reading this.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (uj2WD)

242 sharon(willow's apprentice)

Seeing you is the visual equivalent of a crescendo of happy music.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Okay Mr. Smooth.....

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM

Salty gets all the chicks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (RkC6l)

243 re 190: zero hedge also has a piece about a false accusation against a Repub congressman. Claim was he led some suspected 'insurrectionists' around the day before, but Capitol police say there is no evidence to support that.

J6 seems to be slowly falling apart, but don't worry, Adam Schiff is probably already making up some new crap to spread around.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (Ynyl9)

244
You can bet your bottom dollar Chelsea has never touched a gas pump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (ZRrE6)

245 Dead pool Q

Who goes first? Hunter or the 'tard? I think it's a toss up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)

I have $5 on Crackhead Hunter Biden is shot to death by the Secret Service as he stabs Tapioca to death in a drug fueled frenzy.

Yeah, it is a long shot. Just like the Kentucky Derby.

Posted by: rd at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)

246 Hunter should try free basing....it's lit.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (AwYPR)

247 211 I hope the Bidet Junta gets tossed like a used Maxi-pad

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (sM/yB)

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Into an incinerator ... just to be sure.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (QuZTA)

248 Aaargh, it was Sasha, not Malia:

https://tinyurl.com/3czaem54
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Meh, I've seen a lot worse.

Posted by: WisRich at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (G0vdT)

249 the party would never ever stand for that BS
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM (us2H3)

Don't be so sure. She's the face of NeverTrump now. The hard left seem to be heading for an electoral meltdown and pushback from "saner" heads in the upper echelons of the party. A November humiliation may give the Old Guard some ammunition against the woke crap, and neutralize the Biden presidency. Two years from now a "moderate" dem is picked, with Liz as the VP in order to appeal to establishment GOP types.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (wmDcS)

250 Sasha Obama has perfected 'moms' RBF.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wnb3y

She has a promising future in dem politics.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I suppose she could be big Mike's kid but

Who's the mother?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (Wy1BU)

251 18 No wonder Joe is such a screw up... He takes advice from his cokehead Son

To his credit, Hunter never did crack with Marion Barry.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (/NCI4)
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That we know of.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (xqRaG)

252 Hiya Creeper !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (arJlL)

253 Fix that crack. Put the the damn lime in the fucking coconut.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (66Lxd)

254 193 sharon(willow's apprentice)

Seeing you is the visual equivalent of a crescendo of happy music.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM (u82oZ)

Anticipation of a new topic is like that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (b2nrj)

255 Does Jill actually comprehend what is going on with Joe?

She should, what with being a Doctor and all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (uLr+K)

Sure she does, but she'll ride his demented corpse for all that it's worth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2022 12:41 PM (VwHCD)

256 How did Hunter know he had too much baking soda in his cocaine mix?

The foam shooting out of his nose was way , way to much.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 12:41 PM (gmo/4)

257 You can bet your bottom dollar Chelsea has never touched a gas pump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (ZRrE6)
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And we darn well appreciate it!

Posted by: Gasoline Pumps Everywhere at June 14, 2022 12:41 PM (5pTK/)

258 They know what's up with Joe. They just don't have the decency to disclose it.
Posted by: The Emperor Has No Clothes at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (qdTHu)

Then they are enabling pieces of shit. Fuck decency. That’s what the GOP cucks are always about decency and reaching across the aisle.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 14, 2022 12:41 PM (5cKAU)

259

Washington State Supreme Court Imposes Different Standards On Police “Seizures” For “BIPOC” and Whites

https://tinyurl.com/4jrewndb

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)

260 also, Tim Ryan is now claiming that J D Vance and Peter Thiel (one of the founders of PayPal) broke some law related to campaign finance. Ryan's emails stink of panic and despair.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (Ynyl9)

261 212 Nah, I think Hunter was broken by his dad at a very young age, and things just got worse as Hunter got older. If memory serves, there's a pretty direct correlation between self-destructive behavior and being molested as a child.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:35 PM (5pTK/)
++++

fuck that shit

my dad would beat me senseless twice month,blamed me with my mother's death at my birth made be a servant for his orgy pool parties, talked bad about me to anyone that would listen and had his cop friends investigate me cause he thought I was selling drugs, b/c I was driving a new MB convertible at 22

I pissed on his grave everytime I got chance

but I turned out OK

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (us2H3)

262 I met a couple a few years back whose son was going out with a Biden niece. They were scared to death, they said, because the entire Biden family was (uniformly) so terrible. Finally, I guess, their kid came to his senses.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (900v3)

263 Yeah, it is a long shot. Just like the Kentucky Derby.
Posted by: rd at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)

Wow. These breeders are getting out of hand with their horse names, aren't they?

Posted by: Mossad at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (6FeV1)

264 SMH

That is the true Bidet power, they corrupt everything.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (sM/yB)

265 bikini brunette no bueno. looks like something I'd find in walmart.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (vcv8B)

266 The 1/6 committee farce announced they will make ZERO criminal referrals. It's a tale told by an idiot.

Yet, all those people held in solitary confinement ain't going anywhere.

Posted by: The Emperor Has No Clothes at June 14, 2022 12:36 PM

You can thank honest abe lincoln for that. He did all sorts of funny stuff to habeas corpus in Maryland and the District of Columbia. After the War Maryland went back to business as usual but DC did not. The DC police and jail still operate under those rules with zero oversight except for the Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (bVYXr)

267 (Levantine sock fail)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (6FeV1)

268 Can anybody take seriously the reports that Joe Biden wants to run again in 2024 ?
Sure, he may want to run, but who in their right mind would vote for him. Guess you must consider how many aren't in their right mind.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

269 The Biden family "Cook-Book" has some interesting recipes:

Meth Mounds
Crack Muffins
Fentanyl Souffle
Tibetan Fingerhash Cookies

Posted by: portlandon at June 14, 2022 12:43 PM (+oR7L)

270 Who's the mother?

Probably Mrs. Robinson — Mike’s mother.

Posted by: Squid at June 14, 2022 12:43 PM (DnRz+)

271 I don't think Cheney will come out of this smelling like roses. Look at how they rewarded Kinzinger. Think the J6 committee is going to be her last hurrah and she will weild as much influence as Bill Crystal or David French. they still get published but do not really affect anything. They have no consituency when you think about it. They are hated by the right and have no influence on the left and completely ignored by independents. Nothing but scorn for what they have become.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 12:43 PM (Y+l9t)

272 Then they are enabling pieces of shit. Fuck decency. That’s what the GOP cucks are always about decency and reaching across the aisle.

That's the mentality; they're all about appearances. They'd rather paper over a tragedy than make a scene. It's a pretty common mindset.

Posted by: The Emperor Has No Clothes at June 14, 2022 12:43 PM (qdTHu)

273 The bidens are garbage. The media covered for them. They were and are untouchable. This my friends is why we are so fucked.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga
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I know someone who lived by/grew up with the Biden children. They would agree: The Bidens are a screwed up family.

Posted by: WisRich at June 14, 2022 12:43 PM (G0vdT)

274 "They know what's up with Joe. They just don't have the decency to disclose it."

Most of them were fine with bringing their kids up to him to grope. It's the price of admission to political power. They were eager to pay it with their kids.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:43 PM (qpX6U)

275 They know what's up with Joe. They just don't have the decency to disclose it.

My theory on Sessions has always been there is a Jeff Jr out there somewhere and he wants to make sure that never comes out.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2022 12:43 PM (ESjRY)

276 Washington State Supreme Court Imposes Different Standards On Police “Seizures” For “BIPOC” and Whites

https://tinyurl.com/4jrewndb
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)
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Flatly illegal, but we're post-law so I'm sure it'll be fine for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (0zQHa)

277 Interesting that are cheerleading efforts to destroy the family also praise Senile Depraved Joe as a decent family man.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

278 I am actually kind of surprised the Obama daughters even drive, a lot of kids their age don't and I would expect them to be driven around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

279 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:40 PM (wmDcS)

a Biden/Cheney ticket would unify

the whole country against them

Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (us2H3)

280 229 That profile on Sasha... neither of the Obamas have a nose like that. Is she even related?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

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Bill Ayers is the new Web Hubbell.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (QuZTA)

281 "Sure, he may want to run, but who in their right mind would vote for him."

We got you covered.

Posted by: Dominion Is Looking Out For You at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (qpX6U)

282 Can anybody take seriously the reports that Joe Biden wants to run again in 2024 ?
Sure, he may want to run, but who in their right mind would vote for him. Guess you must consider how many aren't in their right mind.

He won't run unless the Dem PTB determine they've already lost the election, so why not? Even then, he'd be such a drag on the ticket that I'm pretty sure some accident would befall him. An accident in which all of the relevant cameras mysteriously suffered a glitch.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (/NCI4)

283 The DC police and jail still operate under those rules with zero oversight except for the Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM
+++++

Any of these being challenged up the tree to SCOTUS?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (vcv8B)

284 Take a bump of Hunter's secret recipe crack, followed by a shot of apple cider vinegar. The cool kids call it a Vesuvius.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 14, 2022 12:44 PM (lz5hY)

285 bikini brunette no bueno. looks like something I'd find in walmart.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022

***
Where in the hell do you go to Walmart? Around here all the WM shoppers look like they are from My 600-Lb. Life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (txdEq)

286 Cheney won't make squat on that book without shenanigans. Conservatives hate her and Dems don't trust her. She's rapidly approaching the point where she has no constituency at all. I honestly think she's suicidal.

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (cTCuP)

287 The Crack Republic

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (ADw0E)

288 Huge bank run in China. LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (8rxS0)

289 re 249: "The hard left seem to be heading for an electoral meltdown and pushback from "saner" heads in the upper echelons of the party. A November humiliation may give the Old Guard some ammunition against the woke crap, and neutralize the Biden presidency. Two years from now a "moderate" dem is picked, with Liz as the VP in order to appeal to establishment GOP types."

and almost even odds the hard left will start rioting again, because they always think that this will be the time that the entire working class will rise up and overthrow the capitalist system.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (Ynyl9)

290 Not the volcanos at MY science fairs, no sir.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (44ww/)

291 The Para-Congressional Investigators, led by Lead Insurrection Hunter Liz Cheney have uncovered shocking footage, the strongest proof yet!

Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "As Our Democracy Turns!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (Zf0+a)

292 Washington State Supreme Court Imposes Different Standards On Police “Seizures” For “BIPOC” and Whites

Yeah you know how Texas and Florida and some other states are? The Northwest is their polar opposite. For every sane, reasonable, just, and proper move made elsewhere, its balanced out by this kind of crap in Oregon and Washington state.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

293 "but we're post-law"

I thought we were pre-med?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (uLr+K)

294 Aaargh, it was Sasha, not Malia:
https://tinyurl.com/3czaem54
That's a lot of ugly in a compact unit. She probably spent big $$ on that clown outfit, too, you can bet.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at June 14, 2022 12:30 PM

Yikes! Look at the talons on that kid.
And a horrible internal combustion engine?!
I. Can't. Even.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2022 12:37 PM (RkC6l)

Fingernails like that scream, "I am a Prima Donna that never did a day's work in my entire life."

Posted by: rd at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (Z32m1)

295 You can't even read one reply on a Don Jr. tweet without some rabid leftist accusing him of being a cokehead. Yet they are willfully blind to Hunter. It couldn't be more clear that there are two separate sets of rules and they simply don't care. Don Jr. never held himself to higher standard either, so it's not like they're calling him out on hypocrisy.

Posted by: Adrienne at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (gegMK)

296 Just saw a guy on Bloomberg News going on and on about how US households are "doing well".

Talk about total disconnect.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (E+jR2)

297 113
the dims aint gonna save sourpuss
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (us2H3)
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I believe the rumor that Cheney is aiming for the SecDef position in the second two years of the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM

And if there's anything we Cheney's are known for, it's hitting what we aim at!

Posted by: Dick "Shotgun Whoopsie" Cheney at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (HoJ+2)

298 We will all be Democrats in 5 years.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (ADw0E)

299 So there's a Save Hunt & The Family plan:

Fox News, today: GMA speaks to Hunter Biden’s ex-wife about his addiction, business dealings, and the laptop: 'So much shame'

In part: "With addiction especially there’s so much shame surrounding it that it becomes something that we don’t talk about," Buhle responded.

"...that wasn't who I was married to."

"...ceded all financial control to (her) husband..."

One lousy interview but with a purpose more than selling a book.

Posted by: Lola at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (NIYa7)

300 Why are we still putting up with this shit? Hunter Biden setting the nation's agenda?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (mIJ9W)

301 Nobody really thinks that picture of Sausage Obama wasn't staged? She doesn't pump her own gas. She didn't pump any gas in the manufacturing of that photo. It is all bullshit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (WKPeU)

302 You can see the resemblance btw Sasha and Michelle clearly whenever they grimace.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (qpX6U)

303 "but we're post-law"

I thought we were pre-med?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (uLr+K)

pre-thunderdome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (VwHCD)

304 "Hunter Biden on Crack in 2018: Joe Biden Will Incorporate Anything I Tell Him Into His Platform"

President Ron Burgundy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (Tfohu)

305 I will give Hunter credit, he didn't just coast on his father's coattails, he rode them sumbitches for all they were worth.

I mean, the guy is nothing short of a skeevy piece of shit who deserves eternal damnation, but the bastard wasn't exactly lazy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (KbCG3)

306 Really good dialogue between Sean Davis and Tucker.

https://tinyurl.com/nh5wv8eh

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (900v3)

307 "Can anybody take seriously the reports that Joe Biden wants to run again in 2024?"

he probably thinks he really doesn't need Depends, either, he just wears them to keep Dr Jill from complaining about the carpets.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (Ynyl9)

308 Fingernails like that scream, "I am a Prima Donna that never did a day's work in my entire life."

I think that's the point. Except I see them on working women now all over the place. Trying to type, use a pen, etc. Its almost grotesque the contortions they have to put their fingers through to grab something with those ridiculous talons. Its like the 9" fake eyelashes.

Women, in case you need someone to tell you: that doesn't look good. Seriously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

309 >>> They know what's up with Joe. They just don't have the decency to disclose it.
Posted by: The Emperor Has No Clothes at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (qdTHu)

Or stop it. Ol' jeff showed he didn't care what was happening as long as he didn't get tainted or involved. They are almost all like that. The Rs, the black-robed tyrants on the SCOTUS. Their job is to look out for themself and make their life better. They are our rulers and we the peasants are their public servants.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (vLfRn)

310 Anyone who uses the words " our sacred democracy" needs to be struck by lightning.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 14, 2022 12:48 PM (eGTCV)

311 241 I feel dirty just reading this.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 14, 2022 12:39 PM (uj2WD)

Oh, man. I hear you. And the thought that the man who raised this POS is POTUS makes it unfathomable.

Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2022 12:48 PM (cTCuP)

312 The Biden family "Cook-Book" has some interesting recipes:

Meth Mounds
Crack Muffins
Fentanyl Souffle
Tibetan Fingerhash Cookies

Posted by: portlandon at June 14, 2022 12:43 PM (+oR7L)

Incest sandwich, with a side of taboo.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:48 PM (nByzo)

313 We will all be Democrats in 5 years.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan

Or in camps... or dead.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 14, 2022 12:48 PM (WKPeU)

314 I don't know how the late night hosts resist all this material and keep shilling for Biden.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at June 14, 2022 12:34 PM
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$$$$$$

Posted by: Late Night Talk Show Whores at June 14, 2022 12:48 PM (cVu+z)

315 That exchange seems surprisingly lucid for what I'd expect form Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2022 12:48 PM (0IeYL)

316 Women, in case you need someone to tell you: that doesn't look good. Seriously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (KZzsI)
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That and really dark fingernail polish.

Posted by: Gasoline Pumps Everywhere at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (5pTK/)

317 Deustche Bank Asset Management Firm DWS chief quits after police raid over greenwashing allegations: Accused of overstating the degree to which its funds integrated ESG sustainability.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (RHGPo)

318 "but we're post-law"

I thought we were pre-med?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (uLr+K)

pre-thunderdome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (VwHCD)

Post-Humungus.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (nByzo)

319 298 We will all be Democrats in 5 years.
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (ADw0E)
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Everyone becomes a Democrat when they die, just check the voter rolls.

Posted by: zmdavid at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (xqRaG)

320 /off price gouging one armed bandit sock!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (5pTK/)

321 That exchange seems surprisingly lucid for what I'd expect form Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2022 12:48 PM (0IeYL)

Not enough "bro"s.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (6FeV1)

322 POSPOTUS

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (sM/yB)

323 "Washington State Supreme Court Imposes Different Standards On Police “Seizures” For “BIPOC” and Whites "

Sounds like it's hard for a black man to receive true justice in Washington state.

Folks used to riot about shit like that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (uLr+K)

324 Fools! It's almost like they WANT us to FOAD!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at June 14, 2022 12:24 PM (rZjrR)

People keep saying stuff like this despite the fact that it's been pointed out, several times, that they do. They have a target worldwide population of 1 - 2 billion, mostly Asian (since they're well accustomed to regimentation), and some "elites" who will manage humanity.

They used to call the plan the New World Order. Now they refer to it as Build Back Better. That's why every Anglo country has a BBB plan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 14, 2022 12:50 PM (GYIa4)

325 Huge bank run in China. LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (8rxS0)

Russia at war in Ukraine.
Food Shortages
Energy Disruptions

This IS the Year of the Jackpot.

And we have Tapioca Joe and his Commies in charge of America.

Posted by: rd at June 14, 2022 12:50 PM (Z32m1)

326 I will never be in a camp or a Democrat. Never.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 14, 2022 12:50 PM (mIJ9W)

327 Women, in case you need someone to tell you: that doesn't look good. Seriously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (KZzsI)
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That and really dark fingernail polish.

Posted by: Gasoline Pumps Everywhere at June 14, 2022 12:49 PM (5pTK/)

That and bras.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:50 PM (nByzo)

328 "but we're post-law"

I thought we were pre-med?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire Moron Horde? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 12:50 PM (E+jR2)

329 Truly sad that this is what we've come to into American politics, that this is the level of intelligence running our country.

Obviously you add more cocaine to get the mix right.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 14, 2022 12:28 PM (TbQE+)

Add a little potassium cyanide, and you will never have to mix crack again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2022 12:50 PM (QvxSh)

330 >>> That exchange seems surprisingly lucid for what I'd expect form Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2022 12:48 PM (0IeYL)

He uses the exact sort of bullshit practiced confidence speech that any low-level criminal scum uses. There's nothing behind it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 12:50 PM (vLfRn)

331 "Greenwashing"?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 12:51 PM (Y+l9t)

332 That and bras.

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 12:50 PM (nByzo)
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Coolio!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 14, 2022 12:51 PM (5pTK/)

333 268 Can anybody take seriously the reports that Joe Biden wants to run again in 2024 ?
Sure, he may want to run, but who in their right mind would vote for him. Guess you must consider how many aren't in their right mind.
Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2022 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

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Well, he won last time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

334 Women, in case you need someone to tell you: that doesn't look good. Seriously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That and really dark fingernail polish.
Posted by: Gasoline Pumps

That and bras.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Comrade flounder

And panties.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 12:51 PM (E+jR2)

335 Women, in case you need someone to tell you: that doesn't look good. Seriously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Howard Hughes, Recluse Edition at June 14, 2022 12:51 PM (w9Wax)

336 289 re 249: "The hard left seem to be heading for an electoral meltdown and pushback from "saner" heads in the upper echelons of the party. A November humiliation may give the Old Guard some ammunition against the woke crap, and neutralize the Biden presidency. Two years from now a "moderate" dem is picked, with Liz as the VP in order to appeal to establishment GOP types."

and almost even odds the hard left will start rioting again, because they always think that this will be the time that the entire working class will rise up and overthrow the capitalist system.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 14, 2022 12:45 PM (Ynyl9)

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Who in any elected position will be left of the "sane" ones?

It's going to be all crazy radicals in safe blue enclaves who secure re-election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

337 I think that's the point. Except I see them on working women now all over the place. Trying to type, use a pen, etc. Its almost grotesque the contortions they have to put their fingers through to grab something with those ridiculous talons. Its like the 9" fake eyelashes. ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:47 PM (KZzsI)
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I was once somewhere that they needed to photocopy my license and the woman int he office had nails like that. The sound of them stuttering over the Xerox machine's glass as she tried to retrieve my card haunts me to this day. Hers were natural, too, so the nails were really thick and curved over and creepy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:53 PM (0zQHa)

338 Re the Sasha Obama pics, Michelle must have strong genes because her simian appearance is strong in the kids. The kids don't look anything like Barry. Oh wait . . . .

As for the outfit and talons, that's the look for 20-something black girls right now. Sasha is no looker, but I kinda like outfit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 14, 2022 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

339 Yeah I don't get people saying Biden shouldn't run and can't win because look at how decrepit and awful he is.

He was decrepit and awful in 2020 and ran the worst presidential campaign in human history, even worse than Hillary's tour bus campaign. He's one of the worst candidates that's ever been promoted, let alone by a major party.

Look at where he sits now. If the establishment wants him to win, he wins. It doesn't even matter who they run, they're just a figure to put in front of the camera.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

340 I mean, Hunter might be a gigantic intellect, towering in his IQ and amazingly brilliant, but its obvious he is a gigantic fool
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

Imagine that you were a towering intellectual. Now imagine that you're also a Biden.

Figure out how you don't suck start a pistol.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 14, 2022 12:53 PM (GYIa4)

341 Hang on.... his shrink is Keith "as seen on TV" Ablow?!?!?!

Lawl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2022 12:53 PM (6FeV1)

342 Ha
I think I put too much baking soda in my mix with cocaine to make crack how do I fix it," Hunter Biden

Posted by: Rhenigantx at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (LYheq)

343 I was once somewhere that they needed to photocopy my license and the woman int he office had nails like that. The sound of them stuttering over the Xerox machine's glass as she tried to retrieve my card haunts me to this day. Hers were natural, too, so the nails were really thick and curved over and creepy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:53 PM (0zQHa)
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The clatter of long fingernails on keyboard always set my teeth on edge.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (5pTK/)

344 >>> Well, he won last time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

Nobody wanted to nominate them let alone vote for them. Yet there they are.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (vLfRn)

345 Rolling Stone Busted for Trashing a Conservative Movie "What Is A Woman?" Its Reviewer Didn't Watch

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

346 Why the GOPe blows chunks. No one in the GOPe will enter articles to start removal of Sponebrainshitpants under the 25th amendment.

Even if there is no chance that it works, they won't even try. Fucking worthless scum.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (gmo/4)

347
5 min XFiles clips that are uncannily like current events

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/
1536576718722322433

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (kf6Ak)

348 They should add Nosferatu teeth to go with those nails.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 12:55 PM (ppBhU)

349

"Everyone thinks it, talks about how -- 'How can you be as good as your dad?' I'm better than my dad," Hunter Biden said. "You know why I'm better than my dad? Because my dad tells me I'm better than him, since I was 2 years old."

LMMMMMMFFFFAAAAAOOOOO

LOLOLOLOLLOOOOOOOLLLLL

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 14, 2022 12:55 PM (XnbJC)

350 No wonder it feels like a cracked up retard is supposedly in charge

Posted by: GetchaPull at June 14, 2022 12:55 PM (E0fBx)

351 The Bidens are trash.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2022 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

352 We will all be Democrats in 5 years.
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at June 14, 2022 12:46 PM (ADw0E)

Most people already are. If you're voting for either major Party, you're voting Dem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (ZRrE6)

353 So this is a Year of Living Dangerously then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (sM/yB)

354 331 "Greenwashing"?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 12:51 PM (Y+l9t)

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Conveying a false impression that a company or its products are more "environmentally sound" than they really are.

[Had to look it up, new to me as well.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (QuZTA)

355 Grump, no, the son was one of the youngest, and was in the bunker with the rest.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2022 12:29 PM (OTzUX)

Harald Quandt, son of Magda Goebbels by her first marriage, survived the war.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (QvxSh)

356 I've heard having short, neat nails on your first two nails with the rest long is a lesbian thing.
I hear strange things at the pub. I know nothing.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (eGTCV)

357 Re: Goebbels and Magda: didn't one of the inner circle and his wife hide a potato masher in the mashed potatoes?

Posted by: Fox2! at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (BPbaR)

358 Hunter should rub for mayor of DC. Dude's got the qualifications.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (ppBhU)

359 I kind of preferred it when the Irish Mafia drank. I think it was safer for everyone else.

Coke/crack makes them way way too productive.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (w0NJk)

360 Flatly illegal, but we're post-law so I'm sure it'll be fine for them.
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I liked the court's rationalization for applying a different legal standard to minorities: they've been subjected to "institutional raaaaacism" and "unconscious bias" and that's why they have more less-than-positive interactions with cops than whites do!

Uh no, the reason minorities have more interactions with cops than whites do is because they commit a hugely disproportionate amount of the crimes in this country, including the violent crimes.

But we're not allowed to mention that inconvenient and politically incorrect fact. Might hurt somebody's feeeeeelz!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (MvHI3)

361 >>> The clatter of long fingernails on keyboard always set my teeth on edge.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (5pTK/)

How about the soft soothing pitter-patter of a giant face-sized spider skittering across the ceiling right behind you?

Posted by: You friendly giant face-sized spider out for a stroll at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (vLfRn)

362 This is a perfect example of how are norms are being restored.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (DcKNO)

363 Rolling Stone Busted for Trashing a Conservative Movie "What Is A Woman?" Its Reviewer Didn't Watch
Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (RHGPo)
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See also: 2,000 Mules.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (5pTK/)

364 I was once somewhere that they needed to photocopy my license and the woman int he office had nails like that. The sound of them stuttering over the Xerox machine's glass as she tried to retrieve my card haunts me to this day. Hers were natural, too, so the nails were really thick and curved over and creepy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 12:53 PM (0zQHa)
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The clatter of long fingernails on keyboard always set my teeth on edge.
Posted by: blake

You know where the don't have to worry about that?

FarmersOnly.com.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (E+jR2)

365 41
There's baking soda in crack? The things I learn here..
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2022 12:19 PM (Wy1BU)
.........

can we make crackmuffins?

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

366 Why the GOPe blows chunks. No one in the GOPe will enter articles to start removal of Sponebrainshitpants under the 25th amendment.

Even if there is no chance that it works, they won't even try. Fucking worthless scum.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (gmo/4)

I don't think that they can. The process has to be initiated by the VP and Cabinet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (wmDcS)

367 Not are...our...sheeeeeesh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (DcKNO)

368 How about the soft soothing pitter-patter of a giant face-sized spider skittering across the ceiling right behind you?
Posted by: You friendly giant face-sized spider out for a stroll at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (vLfRn)
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Meh, you're nothing compared to the giant centipede of the gardening thread.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (5pTK/)

369 Speaking of the children of Democrat politicians, the 17 year old daughter of Illinois 6th District congressman Sean Casten died at their Downers Grove home; police responded to an 'unresponsive' call and she was pronounced dead on the scene. The family is not releasing the cause of death.

Casten's seat is subject to redistricting, and he's running against a couple others in the June 28th primary.

I'm guessing this is one time the national press will 'respect the family's grief' and not ask any questions.

Posted by: William F. "Buck" Dharma at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (oedLL)

370 How about the soft soothing pitter-patter of a giant face-sized spider skittering across the ceiling right behind you?
Posted by: You friendly giant face-sized spider out for a stroll at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (vLfRn)

Sorry. I don't know how Fluffy keeps getting out of his crate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (6FeV1)

371 I know a guy, he died a few years back. he was a huge liar, an incompetent, and a creep who letched on women. He was a loser that was a failure his whole life, who couldn't keep jobs because he stole from his bosses and was a terrible worker. He made up outrageous stories about his past that were patently false, and made up stories about others around him to make them look worse. He claimed my dad was dishonorably discharged from the Air Force, for example; I have the paperwork for dad's discharge and a thank you letter that president Reagan sent out for his service.

His kids think still that he was the best, most heroic, most amazing man who ever lived, the best dad ever and a stupendous human being.

Kids tend to do that, even if their dad is terrible, they want to look up to and respect him. So with Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

372 Our Senate led by Mike Pence installed him. It was a coup that ratified a stolen election because they couldn't be sure kicking it to the House would get that result.

They had to do it.
Next up... Hillary.

Posted by: torabora at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (Y274z)

373 366 Why the GOPe blows chunks. No one in the GOPe will enter articles to start removal of Sponebrainshitpants under the 25th amendment.

Even if there is no chance that it works, they won't even try. Fucking worthless scum.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (gmo/4)

I don't think that they can. The process has to be initiated by the VP and Cabinet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (wmDcS)

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The GOP has no power in removing Biden right now, but that doesn't change the fact that the GOP is pretty awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

374 I believe the rumor that Cheney is aiming for the SecDef position in the second two years of the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

I'd laugh my ass off if they'd promised this to her and then, when she loses the primary, they stiff her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (GYIa4)

375 Sorry. I don't know how Fluffy keeps getting out of his crate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (6FeV1)
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Hagrid sock fail!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (5pTK/)

376 358 Hunter should rub for mayor of DC. Dude's got the qualifications.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (ppBhU)

I imagine he already has done that for the mayor of DC.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (sI15f)

377 Beau was the favored son. Hunter was just a sidebar to Joe.

Beau was being groomed politically for a run for the presidency one day. Then boom! He does and now the afterthought is on deck.

That whole family is scum.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (t3/qz)

378 Y’all see the new trailer for Predator 5?

If you had tiny Indian woman as the protagonist saying she can kill the Predator, please, come collect your winnings.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (qwf0S)

379 353 So this is a Year of Living Dangerously then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 12:56 PM (sM/yB)

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I remember my old buddy here (and at HotAir before it imploded), ThePrimordialOrderedPair (since banned by Ace) used to crack me up by referring to the DogEater as Barry Suharto.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 14, 2022 01:00 PM (QuZTA)

380 Greenwashing"?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Conveying a false impression that a company or its products are more "environmentally sound" than they really are.
[Had to look it up, new to me as well.]
Posted by: ShainS

I'll take "What sre EV manufacturers" for $2,000 Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 01:00 PM (E+jR2)

381 Let's play what if president trumps crack addled son bragged openly about making policy even if it's bad for the nation with his cognitively impaired father while talking openly about his crack usage and psychiatric problems.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2022 01:00 PM (0Qrr3)

382 Hunter should rub for mayor of DC.
.......

I think Hunter would rub for anyone.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2022 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

383 The GOP has no power in removing Biden right now, but that doesn't change the fact that the GOP is pretty awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

Oh, I agree that they're awful, but we should focus on the actual awful things rather than made up awfulness that isn't true.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 01:00 PM (wmDcS)

384 You only need to keep one nail long enough to hold the coke while you snort it up your nose. Hunter can fill you in with the rest of the details.

Posted by: Zombie Carrie Fisher at June 14, 2022 01:00 PM (5XU1D)

385 ThePrimordialOrderedPair (since banned by Ace)

oh gosh he was great

why was he banned again? I assume being argumentative?

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (w0NJk)

386 New this summer! "Giant Face Sized Spider & Giant Arm Length Centipede Adventure Time"

A delightful tale of discovery, adventure, and friendship between two friends.

Posted by: Disney writers thinking up stuff at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (vLfRn)

387 Coinbase announced they're laying off 18% of their workers, saying "We appear to be entering a recession."

https://tinyurl.com/2p8zyzmj

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (sWM8x)

388 So this is a Year of Living Dangerously then?

Posted by: Anna Puma

One of my all time favorite movies. Young Mel Gibson.....Sigh

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (Y+l9t)

389 383 The GOP has no power in removing Biden right now, but that doesn't change the fact that the GOP is pretty awful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

Oh, I agree that they're awful, but we should focus on the actual awful things rather than made up awfulness that isn't true.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 01:00 PM (wmDcS)

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Yup. Freaking out that the GOP isn't impeaching Biden right now, or invoking the 25th amendment, is just weird. Hate on them for things they actually fail at.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (LvTSG)

390 This is a perfect example of how are norms are being restored.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (DcKNO)

I can't take anymore of my norms being restored. I'd like to return to mean tweets please. Thank you.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (gmo/4)

391 374 I believe the rumor that Cheney is aiming for the SecDef position in the second two years of the Biden administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

I'd laugh my ass off if they'd promised this to her and then, when she loses the primary, they stiff her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 14, 2022 12:59 PM (GYIa4)

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"Lucky Pierre" Delecto is tanned, rested, smarmy, and ready to serve!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (QuZTA)

392 I saw the beginning of the Predator 5 trailer.

Really Wokeyhauntas you shot a freaking bear with an arrow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (sM/yB)

393 This country would be better off if Hunter was the President.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

394 Beau was being groomed politically for a run for the presidency one day. Then boom! He does and now the afterthought is on deck.

My theory has been that Beau was supposed to run in 24, after Hillary's two terms were over, while Biden retired to write his memoires.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (wmDcS)

395 Stupid typos. Turning my lame jokes into totally different lame jokes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (ppBhU)

396 Coinbase announced they're laying off 18% of their workers, saying "We appear to be entering a recession."

https://tinyurl.com/2p8zyzmj
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (sWM8x)
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I wondered why I wasn't getting any more spam emails from them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (5pTK/)

397 If you had tiny Indian woman as the protagonist saying she can kill the Predator, please, come collect your winnings.

I could kind of buy it, if they wrote it right. I mean huge, badass Arnie didn't beat the Predator by being tougher and bigger and meaner, he had to be tricky, sneaky, use traps and skulk around because the Predator was a super alpha. If she did that? OK.

The problem I have with it is why the hell would the predator even hunt Cherokee in the 1700s? They are no challenge or threat whatsoever. There's no honor or thrill of the hunt here.

And, as Critical Drinker points out, the plotline looks very bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

398 "how much will China pay for information about a former vice president"

"does china make decent crack"

"what is a reasonable wait time for a chinese embassy delivery of crack"

Posted by: Hunter's Search History at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (dYe5S)

399
Google AI's reply to Hunter Biden:

"Gee, Hunter, your search request about crack cocaine makes me concerned about you. I'm wondering if your neural connectors have been damaged by heavy drug use. Oh, wait, you're Joey Biden's son? Brain damage runs in the family. Here's your search results."

Posted by: Sphynx at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (rXie1)

400 I knew a guy who kept a pink finger nail long. Said it was his nose picker. He meant it. Generally disgusting guy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (lz5hY)

401 can we make crackmuffins?

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

Once you have one, you want to make a whole shit-ton of them.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 01:03 PM (nByzo)

402 Colorado Alex,
Agreed.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 01:03 PM (t3/qz)

403 Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (sM/yB)

Then outran it and outswam it until she took refuge in a bramble bush.

I’ll be skipping this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 14, 2022 01:03 PM (qwf0S)

404 why was he banned again? I assume being argumentative?
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM
++++++

Argumentative is verboten?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022 01:03 PM (vcv8B)

405 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (KZzsI)
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My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy – the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

Posted by: Doctor Evil at June 14, 2022 01:03 PM (0zQHa)

406 What do Sasha's Panties and Nail polish have in common?

They both come off with Alcohol.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2022 01:03 PM (8rxS0)

407 268 Can anybody take seriously the reports that Joe Biden wants to run again in 2024 ?

Sure. Investigation of that entire clan & many affiliates can't happen, ever.

At least one brother has probably undergone transformation so it appears FJB lives forever, or at least through another term.

Posted by: Lola at June 14, 2022 01:03 PM (NIYa7)

408 Totally random entry.

Here in Washington State, where we have the Columbia River that incorporates six major dams, our glorious governor has declared that there will be blackouts this summer.
Is there anything the dems can't fu*k up?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (anj39)

409 Why the GOPe blows chunks. No one in the GOPe will enter articles to start removal of Sponebrainshitpants under the 25th amendment.

Even if there is no chance that it works, they won't even try. Fucking worthless scum.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 12:54 PM (gmo/4)

I don't think that they can. The process has to be initiated by the VP and Cabinet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 14, 2022 12:58 PM (wmDcS)

They could get in front of cameras every fucking day and call for that. They could fucking do that, couldn't they?

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (gmo/4)

410 Yup. Freaking out that the GOP isn't impeaching Biden right now, or invoking the 25th amendment, is just weird. Hate on them for things they actually fail at.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
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Hate the GOP for what they fail at, rather than hate them for what they would fail at? I'm not seeing much daylight there.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (5pTK/)

411 >>> Coinbase announced they're laying off 18% of their workers, saying "We appear to be entering a recession."

https://tinyurl.com/2p8zyzmj
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (sWM8x)

Gemini did that a week or so ago. Celcius put a hold on all withdrawals a day ago.

Posted by: Disney writers thinking up stuff at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (vLfRn)

412 397 The problem I have with it is why the hell would the predator even hunt Cherokee in the 1700s? They are no challenge or threat whatsoever. There's no honor or thrill of the hunt here.

And, as Critical Drinker points out, the plotline looks very bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

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There's no honor or thrill when he was using cloaking and plasma weapons on big buff dudes, either. I like the Predator movies, but the predators themselves aren't all that well thought out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

413 Argumentative is verboten?

no but I mean sometimes people don't let up ... I don't know why he was banned - was just wondering. he was pretty great as a commenter

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (w0NJk)

414 "how much will China pay for information about a former vice president"

"does china make decent crack"

With or without melamine?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (E+jR2)

415
Met an elementary school principal a few months ago. Grotesquely obese flaming homosexual with pink fingernails. Educator!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (ZRrE6)

416 Predator has gotten stale. Does the same thing every movie. We need a Predator rom-com.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (ppBhU)

417 Damn, I hate when I put too much baking soda in my crack. Maybe try some levamisole in it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (9gxM+)

418 Look what the press did to Bush's daughters reporting anything they did.

Posted by: Skip's phone at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (KM1MP)

419 oh gosh he was great

why was he banned again? I assume being argumentative?

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (w0NJk)

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Yeah, missed the exchange but apparently he & Ace were going at it pretty good and Ace had finally had enough.

This was awhile ago, but his comments usually cracked me up.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (QuZTA)

420 "Big Tampon" - Tank Abrams' brand?
Posted by: Mookie
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*!*

Damn! I think you're on to something. I sense a marketing opportunity.
[scrurries off to form 'Tankpons' ® LLC]

Posted by: David Hogg at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (2e5RV)

421 Really Wokeyhauntas you shot a freaking bear with an arrow?

Its actually kind of funny. The trailer has her being asked why she wants to be a hunter, and she replies "because you don't want to let me be one". OOOH FIERCE SLAY KWEEN!

So she goes after a freaking Grizzly bear and is almost slaughtered by the thing because her bow does basically nothing to it (the Predator saves her by attacking the bear and killing it for some reason).

So... toots, they were right. You shouldn't be a hunter. You're not just incompetent, you're stupid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

422 I knew a guy who kept a pink finger nail long. Said it was his nose picker. He meant it. Generally disgusting guy.

No kidding, that's what the index finger is for.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (Bd6X8)

423 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

The Predator culture, would preclude any Predator from attacking a woman. Just not honorable or frankly worth it’s time.

Unless said woman had something that could vaporize it. Somehow I don’t think arrows and spears would get it freaked out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (qwf0S)

424 "Lucky Pierre" Delecto is tanned, rested, smarmy, and ready to serve!
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (QuZTA)
++++
There are enough worthless NT cucks that they could be arranged in a large circle, allowing *all* of them to be Lucky Pierre.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (0zQHa)

425
I'll take "What are EV manufacturers" for $2,000 Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT

Was it in here, and yesterday, that someone posted how much environmental damage was done in order to create EV batteries? I tried looking for it this morning, but without luck so far.

Any help to find it would be appreciated

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (pNxlR)

426 I can't take anymore of my norms being restored. I'd like to return to mean tweets please. Thank you.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2022 01:02 PM (gmo/4)
........

I'd also like to quit smelling this Unity.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

427 410 Hate the GOP for what they fail at, rather than hate them for what they would fail at? I'm not seeing much daylight there.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (5pTK/)

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They literally cannot start impeachment proceedings or invoke the 25th amendment process. It's literally impossible since they have no control of the House floor or the VP position or the cabinet.

Why hate them for not pursuing those methods?

Hate them for the gun compromise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

428 Rom-com?

Predator the Musical

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (sM/yB)

429 Shashanka looks nothing like either of the 'parents'.

Posted by: micky at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (3byMq)

430 How about the soft soothing pitter-patter of a giant face-sized spider skittering across the ceiling right behind you?
Posted by: You friendly giant face-sized spider out for a stroll at June 14, 2022 12:57 PM (vLfRn)

Say, the East Coast was supposed to be invaded by millions of Chinese palm-sized parachute spiders this year! I have seen no Chinese palm-sized parachute spiders to date. Tell you cousins to light a fire under it!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (906pl)

431 That profile on Sasha... neither of the Obamas have a nose like that. Is she even related?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

There is a theory that neither of them are. The folks that buy into the Big Mike stuff even have a couple, close friends, picked out as the actual parents. Have to say that the resemblance is striking.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (GYIa4)

432
I don't know how the late night hosts resist all this material and keep shilling for Biden.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

$$$$$$
Posted by: Late Night Talk Show Whores

True believers give of themselves willingly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (63Dwl)

433 387 Coinbase announced they're laying off 18% of their workers, saying "We appear to be entering a recession."
+++++++

Cryptocession for sure. Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of crooks.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (vcv8B)

434 Wish Bush would put his 2 Chinese cents in to the globalist pot.

Never hear from him. Did he go gay again?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (66Lxd)

435 Pfizer cooks data in order to get FDA approval for mRna jabs for children UNDER 5:

https://tinyurl.com/mry8jmdk

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (DJFLF)

436 There's no honor or thrill when he was using cloaking and plasma weapons on big buff dudes, either.

Modern soldiers with current equipment can kill a Predator, so taking them out one by one using stealth and caution actually was a challenge, and a decent hunt. Like hunting lions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

437 Yup. Freaking out that the GOP isn't impeaching Biden right now, or invoking the 25th amendment, is just weird. Hate on them for things they actually fail at.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
===

That was and is never happening but I can be legitimately pissed that 20%, probably more, of gopE senators signed on to take the first steps to eliminating the Second Amendment. Amongst other things like the infrastructure boondoggle and democrat wish list, the $2 trillion unnecessary inflation bill known as covid stimulus...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 14, 2022 01:07 PM (WKPeU)

438 Predator has gotten stale. Does the same thing every movie. We need a Predator rom-com.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (ppBhU)
++++
Sandra Bullock tames the beast and convinces him to become a youth basketball coach on the road to redemption.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 01:07 PM (0zQHa)

439 but the predators themselves aren't all that well thought out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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...and, they are ugly.

Posted by: Arnold at June 14, 2022 01:07 PM (2e5RV)

440 436 There's no honor or thrill when he was using cloaking and plasma weapons on big buff dudes, either.

Modern soldiers with current equipment can kill a Predator, so taking them out one by one using stealth and caution actually was a challenge, and a decent hunt. Like hunting lions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

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Nah. He was so overpowered that he was taking them all out with ease. The predator is a wildly overrated movie monster.

If he had started without the cloak and the plasma weapon and then built up to them as the hunt became more difficult, then it would have made more sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 14, 2022 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

441 Like hunting lions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:06 PM (KZzsI)
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We tried it. Didn't work out very well.

Posted by: Robert Duval and Michael Caine at June 14, 2022 01:08 PM (5pTK/)

442 say what you want about Predator at least he helped us kill Alien

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 14, 2022 01:08 PM (w0NJk)

443 Coinbase announced they're laying off 18% of their workers, saying "We appear to be entering a recession."

Just in time for me to actually buy some crypto as a side investment when I got a fair amount from a gaming book. Dropped 25% in value and is just hovering there. I'll just sit on it. Eventually it will either go up or just crater and be worthless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

444 Ugh. Quarterly meeting. Pride flags snapping in the breeze and I'm promised an ESG update soon.

Hooray.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 01:08 PM (0zQHa)

445 Wonder if the reason the entire cabinet is so uniformly awful is so they won't initiate a 25th amendment case. Who else would hire them?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2022 01:08 PM (Y+l9t)

446 We need a Predator rom-com.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 14, 2022 01:04 PM (ppBhU)

"Can we call it 'Sexual Predator' then?"

"No, Sir, we can't. "

"Oh, OK. So we're gonna call it 'Sexual Predator'."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2022 01:08 PM (6FeV1)

447 They're talking gas prices on the news. Gave my car it's 100 mile top off (it was at 117) and the poor bastard who had the pump before me had racked up $125 @ $4.49.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (lz5hY)

448 Cocaine is the territory of demons. Now they're in the WH

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (teDhi)

449 I'll take "What are EV manufacturers" for $2,000 Alex.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT

Was it in here, and yesterday, that someone posted how much environmental damage was done in order to create EV batteries? I tried looking for it this morning, but without luck so far.

Any help to find it would be appreciated

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at June 14, 2022 01:05 PM (pNxlR)

Here's a bad cattitude Substack on economics of EVs versus ICE from Notsothoreau. It's pretty good, in itself. Therein is a link to Wired on EV production, which might hold the info you are trying to find.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (nByzo)

450 Does Jill actually comprehend what is going on with Joe?

She should, what with being a Doctor and all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 12:17 PM (uLr+K)

Sure she does, but she'll ride his demented corpse for all that it's worth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 14, 2022 12:41 PM (VwHCD)

I'm betting she's ridden worse. What with being a whore and all.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (GYIa4)

451 Jeremy Redfern and Christina Pushaw put on a clinic daily on how to deal with the media. Here is another example. This time it's Redfern dealing with a New Yorker scrunt who tried to get him to answer questions on the phone rather than submitting questions in an email.

I'm sure the New Yorker scrunt saw PolitiFact recently crying that Pushaw published their request for comment and tore the obvious bias apart. So she retreated to an old standby, asking her questions in a way that is not so easily published. Or if Redfern publishes a transcript, claiming it's not a true and correct transcript.

So Redfern told NY chick to submit questions in writing. She complained that he's being demanding and demanded to speak to his manager. Redfern informed her that she doesn't get to go over his head, and he's the point of contact.

https://bit.ly/3b3orek

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (kDGvA)

452 Nah. He was so overpowered that he was taking them all out with ease. The predator is a wildly overrated movie monster.

Yes, like a human being taking out a lion with ease using modern technology. But that doesn't mean that the lion isn't somehow a threat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (KZzsI)

453 They think each other are gods huh. The Greeks had a word for that.

Posted by: fd at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (yfsZY)

454 Nood

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (nByzo)

455 Is owning an EV ethical

https://tinyurl.com/2p8sktbv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (uLr+K)

456 Coinbase announced they're laying off 18% of their workers, saying "We appear to be entering a recession."

https://tinyurl.com/2p8zyzmj

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 14, 2022 01:01 PM

I'm so old that I can recall every crypto exchange claiming they were proof against inflation and recessions and were the perfect spot to park all of your money to avoid losses in hard economic times.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (bVYXr)

457 A lesbian Predator and Lena Dunham drive a spaceship off a cliff and into a blackhole while holding hands.

THE END

Posted by: banana Dream at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (vLfRn)

458 Like hunting lions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

We tried it. Didn't work out very well.
Posted by: Robert Duval and Michael Caine

In their dens?

Posted by: Daniel at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (E+jR2)

459 "Can we call it 'Sexual Predator' then?"

"No, Sir, we can't. "

"Oh, OK. So we're gonna call it 'Sexual Predator'."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2022 01:08 PM (6FeV1)
++++
Sexual The Predators Three versus Aliens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM (0zQHa)

460 Predator has gotten stale.
........

It's the NFL dreads.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2022 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

461 Modern soldiers with current equipment can kill a Predator, so taking them out one by one using stealth and caution actually was a challenge, and a decent hunt. Like hunting lions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Raptors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2022 01:10 PM (2e5RV)

462 say what you want about Predator at least he helped us kill Alien

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 14, 2022 01:08 PM

Uh, predators created Aliens so they could have a challenging hunt.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at June 14, 2022 01:10 PM (bVYXr)

463 405

Golf clap.

I lol'ed. I needed that. I've been sitting at the hospital for days and I needed a lighthearted moment.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 01:11 PM (t3/qz)

464 I'm so old that I can recall every crypto exchange claiming they were proof against inflation and recessions and were the perfect spot to park all of your money to avoid losses in hard economic times.

Yeah I never bought that but my brother did a nice move with it where he invested, made enough to double his money, withdrew the value of the original investment and just sat on it. It did well for him until I got involved.

Its the story of my life: every time I signed up for something or started payments on something I lost my job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

465 We have to ship power down to LA. That's the entire point to the dams. But we have windmills so it won't be total blackout!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 01:11 PM (5HBd1)

466 Is shaving off one's eyebrows and drawing them back on with a grease pencil still a thing with women? Cuz, that's really weird.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 14, 2022 01:11 PM (DTX3h)

467 Uh, predators created Aliens so they could have a challenging hunt.

I'll admit to drinking thru that movie lol

ok but Freddy killed Jason tho!

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfDerp at June 14, 2022 01:11 PM (w0NJk)

468 Predator Meets the Ghostbusters

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2022 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

469 94 Check out how Malia Obama dressed at the gas station, in the tabloid photos yesterday.

Sasha, and she's keeping it fresh. Her mom had the boob belts during the O's former reign.

Do not criticize our fashion icons!

Posted by: Lola at June 14, 2022 01:11 PM (NIYa7)

470 So Redfern told NY chick to submit questions in writing. She complained that he's being demanding and demanded to speak to his manager.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2022 01:09 PM
+++++++

"Feel free to submit your request to speak to the manager in writing at the same time"

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022 01:12 PM (vcv8B)

471 Oops, link below.

Here's a bad cattitude Substack on economics of EVs versus ICE from Notsothoreau. It's pretty good, in itself. Therein is a link to Wired on EV production, which might hold the info you are trying to find.

https://tinyurl.com/yuve7vb3

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 14, 2022 01:12 PM (nByzo)

472 If you already have coke why do you need to turn it into crack?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 14, 2022 01:12 PM (atNP1)

473 BPA production by type. We get a mere 79% of our power from hydro:

https://tinyurl.com/ry2hb4cd

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 14, 2022 01:12 PM (5HBd1)

474 the poor bastard who had the pump before me had racked up $125 @ $4.49.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Filled up both tanks on the F250 yesterday at 5.39. $156
FJB

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 14, 2022 01:13 PM (teDhi)

475 Predator, The Cocaine Years.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 01:14 PM (t3/qz)

476 If you already have coke why do you need to turn it into crack?
Posted by: TexasDan

It's a more prolonged high

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at June 14, 2022 01:14 PM (teDhi)

477 466 Is shaving off one's eyebrows and drawing them back on with a grease pencil still a thing with women? Cuz, that's really weird.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at June 14, 2022
+++++

I always thought that was the result of going overboard with the eyebrow plucking thing women like to do.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at June 14, 2022 01:14 PM (vcv8B)

478 He was a ruthless alien killing machine. She was the hapless wife of a soldier. Their unlikely friendship after she backed over him with the minivan sparked a forbidden love affair and all of the hijinks as worlds literally collide! So, I married a Predator. In theaters soon!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2022 01:15 PM (9gxM+)

479 Liz Cheney won't become SecDef under Biden.
The Left will happily use her for Kubuki, but no way they let WarCock's Daughter be in charge of war-making

Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2022 01:15 PM (mR6Gs)

480 478

This.

Posted by: mpfs at June 14, 2022 01:15 PM (t3/qz)

481 @361 & 368

Pikers.

*raises tail*

Posted by: The Scorpion at June 14, 2022 01:16 PM (cTCuP)

482 Was it in here, and yesterday, that someone posted how much environmental damage was done in order to create EV batteries? I tried looking for it this morning, but without luck so far.

Linked in the AM Report, I think.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 14, 2022 01:16 PM (nfrXX)

483 If you already have coke why do you need to turn it into crack?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 14, 2022 01:12 PM (atN)

Good question

Posted by: Richard Pryor at June 14, 2022 01:16 PM (mR6Gs)

484 I think it was Goebbel’s stepson was not in the bunker, and survived the war,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2022 01:17 PM (CbMK6)

485 “who” was not

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2022 01:18 PM (CbMK6)

486 I think it was Goebbel’s stepson was not in the bunker, and survived the war,
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2022 01:17 PM (CbMK6)

Correct, and his natural father's family owned BMW, so he was super rich

Posted by: Richard Pryor at June 14, 2022 01:19 PM (mR6Gs)

487 280 229 That profile on Sasha... neither of the Obamas have a nose like that. Is she even related?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2022 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

Mrs. Obama revealed in vitro fertilization was used to conceive both children, Malia and Sasha.

PS - Reportedly, Chrissy Teigen & 'John Legend' have also utilized IVF to conceive.

Posted by: Lola at June 14, 2022 01:21 PM (NIYa7)

488 394 Beau was being groomed politically for a run for the presidency one day. Then boom! He does and now the afterthought is on deck.

My theory has been that Beau was supposed to run in 24, after Hillary's two terms were over, while Biden retired to write his memoires.
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Yep, Beau was definitely the heir apparent in the Biden Crime Family. And he was in on the grift, just like all the others.

There was a piece published a few years back, may have been in the Washington Examiner, about a business associate of the Bidens. He allowed his name to be used in the article (it was not Bobulinski), because he'd already gone bust and had nothing left to lose. He described a meeting he had with Frank Biden (Joe's brother) and some others, at which they were negotiating the terms of a crooked deal Joe was going to make happen for them (for a % of the take, of course). Beau Biden, then DE AG, appeared at the end of the meeting and warned all present that they must never speak of this deal or of Joe Biden's part in it, and if they did, the Bidens would deny everything and basically ruin them.

Beau's unexpected death really put a crimp in the plans of the Biden Crime Family.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 14, 2022 01:22 PM (MvHI3)

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