Quick Hits

Leftwingers are heartbroken to walk into a leftwing bookstore and look at all the books for sale which have also been banned by the state.

Wait, what?

Second from the left, right on top: AllahPundit's favorite book, Genderqueer, aka "Toni Morrison's Beloved."

What they mean is that they have been banned from some school libraries, especially elementary school libraries. And Maus wasn't even banned, it was just removed from one school's curriculum -- that is, it's no longer a book that's taught or required to be read. (It's a comic book for crying out loud.)

Liberals like AllahPundit take a curious stance: Adults can endlessly be censored and speech-monitored, with their reading habits controlled by corporations who are in turn controlled by the state, but underaged, legally-incompetent children must be allowed absolute freedom in what they are permitted to read and consume, and the state must furthermore stock their libraries with all manner of pornography for them to consume in these state-controlled institutions!

What a curious reversal of the actual law, as well as common sense! Adults must have their immature, easily-influenced minds shielded from potentially corrupting thoughts -- Trumpist thoughts, insurrectionny thoughts -- while children must be allowed to "read" comic books showing grown men sucking the cocks of underaged boys.

No matter how creakily old leftists actually get, they still think of themselves as petulant 13-year-olds insisting that they're plenty old enough to read Penthouse and smoke pot.

I forgot to mention why I was even bringing up the box office of Top Gun: Maverick: Because the leftwing media is too butthurt about it to go on living. Vanity Fair:

With the Memorial Day weekend release of Top Gun: Maverick, conservative pundits have taken the culture war to the skies, hailing the blockbuster as a patriotic, anti-"woke" display of militarism and masculinity. They have also cited its record-breaking box office performance--grossing $160.5 million domestically over the long weekend--as proof that the public is on their side.
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"It's very patriotic, the film. I mean, the military is a bunch of good-looking young people who are going out to defend the country...and the international order," said Ben Shapiro in a recent review of the film. "That's awesome." Shapiro, a conservative podcast host, then praised the filmmakers for not "treating the military as either victims of mental health problems or people who are victimized by the evil American regime, or as imperialists themselves, or as corrupt, or as terrible."
Despite acknowledging that he had not seen the film, Breitbart columnist John Nolte preemptively lauded Top Gun: Maverick as a "masculine, pro-American, stridently non-woke blockbuster," adding, "Rather than apologize for being an '80s 'relic,' it embraced what everyone loved in 1986 and still loves today." While citing a number of Hollywood's "woke flops," Nolte wrote that Top Gun: Maverick avoided that fate by "respect[ing] human nature" and eschewing progressive commentary. "It didn't do what James Bond did--turn itself into a mewling little pajama boy gerbil of a movie," he added. "It didn't do what Star Wars did and pervert a romantic adventure series into a shrill Womyn's Studies lecture."
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"This is 2022, and cheering on a straight white male military hero is problematic to the small but vocal minority that runs the culture," wrote conservative film critic Christian Toto, who praised the film's writers for not making Cruise's character partake in "hand-wringing over military might or extended emasculation of its rugged hero." The Daily Wire, a right-wing news site, commended the movie's creators for highlighting "the greatness of the Reagan era" while not updating the sequel with "rainbow-flag-representing characters."

This guy is crying so hard he's going to drown the poor dick which is lodged throbbingly his mouf.

It's amazing to me that these psychopathic propagandists spend half their time fighting the culture war with the intensity of Al Qaeda suicide bombers, and the other half of the time scoffing at the notion there's any culture war going on at all. But they all do this. All of them.

It's part of their culture war strategy to mock the other side for even noticing there's a culture war being perpetually waged against him.

Via Jim Treacher's substack: Are you ready for the Gay Whopper?

Spoiler: It doesn't matter if you're ready or not, you're going to get the Gay Whopper smashed in your fucking face until you spit up blood and Pride, buddy.

That's being sold in Austria. See, it's gay, because the buns are either both "tops" or both "bottoms."

As a friend said, "Don't you need both a top and a bottom for gay sex?"

I immediately accused him of knowing too much about gay sex.

As Doc_Zero/John Hayward said yesterday:

John Hayward
@Doc_0
Nobody involved will want to hear this, but all this Pride Month stuff blasting from every branch of the government and military, plus every corporation and media outlet, is totalitarian. It's the definition of totalitarianism, in fact: no-escape political messaging.
The character of totalitarianism does not change because the people pushing are firmly convinced they are Good People whose political messages are Absolutely Correct and could only be challenged by Bad People. EVERY totalitarian thinks that way. It's basic operating system code.
Totalitarianism is the politicization of everything, and one of its goals is to ensure its messages are inescapable. No one is allowed to resist or argue - or even to ignore the Approved Message and peacefully get on with their lives. Everyone is required to care.
The totalitarian message blasts from every corner of life, floating in every nook and cranny, pumped into adults and children. You see it everywhere you look. Blind yourself, and it will be pumped into your ears. There are no "safe spaces" from the Official Narrative.
A good way to see the full outline of totalitarian machinery is to imagine programming it with other messages - good ideas supported by the majority of the people - and imagine how the Ruling Class would howl with outrage. Only THEY get to decide what Everyone Must Care About.
The Politicization of Everything should not become more palatable because a given movement thinks it would be an effective way to spread Good Ideas and Raise Awareness. The 1st Amendment prohibition against state religion was, in part, an effort to head off that kind of thinking.
A healthy society has room for everyone to express their ideas - and also to choose which expressions they wish to listen to. It has political freedom, and also freedom from politics. It's not just an endless scramble for control of an ideological bulldozer. /end

Ha! Good point:

Allie Beth Stuckey
@conservmillen
It's ok to just say you don't want kids to go to drag shows because you don't want them to see men dressed up like women.

Yeah, they're dancing sexually. Yes, they're scantily clad. But, even if they weren't, it's still ok to say you just don’t want your kids seeing men dressed up as women.
Leftists think they're backing you into a corner by making you admit this. Just own it. You don’t think men pretending to be women should be celebrated, especially by children. That's a completely normal view.
You can believe that AND hold to the other very sane view that kids shouldn't be at any venue where sexual behavior or outfits are on display.

This is a great point. I find myself slipping into this mode of appeasement from time to time -- conceding major points to the deranged, perverted left to quibble about a detail when it's really the whole which must be opposed.

As she says, it's perfectly okay -- necessary, in fact -- to just say, "No, I'm against celebrations of the sexual perversions of transvestitism and exhibitionism, too, regardless of whether or not there's an explicitly sexualized component."

Is that judgmental? Aw, geeze, that hurts. I sure wouldn't want to be judgmental about drag queens sticking their asses in the faces of children.

Say, the left's pretty judgmental, isn't it...? They never stop accusing those of disagreeing with them of being "bad people" who are "shitty" or even being "haters" or "Nazis."

Well, so if the left is going to be so judgmental, then I guess we'll just have to be just as judgmental. Or even... more judgmental. A bit of judgmentalism in defense of the innocence of children is no vice.

As Elliot Ness said in The Untouchables, "You go and tell your master, I'm afraid we will just have to agree to disagree!"

Joe Biden slipped again 😂 pic.twitter.com/zaoVIxE0To
— Real Mac Report (@RealMacReport) June 8, 2022

Stacey Abrams asks a kid to remove their mask for a photo op and whines about having “had trouble” with kids and masks. pic.twitter.com/CWt1Igcflb
— Arthur Schwartz (@ArthurSchwartz) June 6, 2022

Look at these health nuts:

It gets better! After @JonahDispatch says he's doing analysis, not activism, @ananavarro bursts into flames again and says her cousin died at the Pulse shooting, to which Jonah replies that was "moral bullying." Then the whole panel erupts again. pic.twitter.com/jc2KmSxbWN
— Kevin Tober (@KevinTober94) June 8, 2022

Ana Navarro DESTROYS Jonah Goldberg with FACTS and LOGIC!

this says otherwise pic.twitter.com/JWkXbcnt1P
— RG Realms (@NotRealms) June 5, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:52 PM

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1 That's a bad job of banning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at June 08, 2022 06:52 PM (08ncd)

2 Burger King sucks anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 06:52 PM (wZUnB)

3 I'll have a Fister with cheese, please.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 06:54 PM (yikp0)

4 2 Burger King sucks anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 06:52 PM (wZUnB)

Have not been in... years now? Fast food, like cars, used to be different. Now it seems like the same slop in different packaging.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at June 08, 2022 06:54 PM (08ncd)

5 Hi all

Posted by: Ciampino at June 08, 2022 06:56 PM (qfLjt)

6 "You don't think men pretending to be women should be celebrated, especially by children."

Who died and made you queen of comedy, sweetheart?

Posted by: Milton Berle at June 08, 2022 06:56 PM (qpX6U)

7 Why isn't Huckleberry Finn on that shelf? The Left has banned multiple books. Why not show those?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 08, 2022 06:56 PM (YynYJ)

8 willowed, had i posted it there....

You have to pay to separate from the UMC, and not every church can afford that some meanwhile the more conservative church pastors/members ignore the hierarchy an fly under the radar for as long as they can.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, my Dad preached for the UMC his entire career. never once made a dime over $12k, with three kids. he's retired now. one of his churches in rural Frankli Parish, LA decided to simply disolve, not pay the UMC anything, stoped paying property taxes on the church property, and bought it back from the Parish at the auction for pennies. That's how to split from the Progtard UMC. Deny them any $ what so ever.

Posted by: BifBewalskix @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 06:57 PM (UgAdJ)

9 We make judgments every day when we decide what to wear, or what to eat.

I have no problem saying I don't want my kids going to drag shows.

Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 06:57 PM (aeePL)

10 Oh and Matthew McConaughey can kiss my guera ass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 06:57 PM (wZUnB)

11 Just wait till they make pride month and BLM messaging mandatory viewing or else you're flagged for a hate crime.

I can see everyone, sitting in the recliner, eyes forced open with retractors just like in clock work orange.

Some weird tranny dude putting eye drops in your eyes while the screen tells you how good Pride Big Macs are and how Ford is making its first gay truck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 06:57 PM (2oHWb)

12 Don't make me sympathetic to Jonah.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 06:57 PM (12jgO)

13 You could get a gay whopper at Man's Country long before Burger King came up with this.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 08, 2022 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Do the hamburgers sit around and talk about their preferred pronouns and getting parts of them sliced off so they can be a diffrent gender?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 06:58 PM (l7p9i)

15 The picture of the word "otherwise" was initially hidden by a warning censor overlay put on top of it by twitter.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 06:58 PM (0fVbu)

16 Where is Joyce's 'Ulysses'?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 08, 2022 06:58 PM (Ynyl9)

17 By next year Burger King will have perfected penis shaped fries as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 08, 2022 06:58 PM (Bd6X8)

18 I too love humanity.

It's people I can't stand.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2022 06:59 PM (ZdXg1)

19 Marine Gen and Brookings institute boss going down for FARA violations. Funny, I seem to remember pictures of the Stache in Qatar around this time.:

Importantly, it's believed that Allen's lobbying efforts proved successful on Qatar's behalf, given that in 2017 then President Trump sided firmly with the Saudis against the Qataris at the height of the feud.

The AP reviews that "Shortly after the blockade was announced, then-President Donald Trump appear to side against Qatar." And now, "The court papers say Allen played an important role in shifting the U.S.’s response. Specifically, authorities say Allen lobbied then National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster to have the Trump administration adopt more Qatar-friendly tone."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 08, 2022 06:59 PM (12jgO)

20 >This is a great point. I find myself slipping into this mode of appeasement from time to time -- conceding major points to the deranged, perverted left to quibble about a detail when it's really the whole which must be opposed.

Good point. This current derangement springs from autogynophilia, which is a sexual fetish, even if the one doing it is not dressing overtly sexual.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 08, 2022 06:59 PM (sgpJf)

21 man on top of woman get it over with quick

anything else means you are fucked up in the head

and let's bring back the word 'deviancy'

Posted by: DB at June 08, 2022 06:59 PM (geLO8)

22 Are teh gays going to something for Burger King during Gluttony Month? Quid pro quo?

Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2022 06:59 PM (P1f+c)

23 What's in the Whopper special sauce?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2022 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

24
Here's a new kraut word to learn:

dichtungscheibe

dick tongue shibe

It means "gasket washer" or "sealing washer."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 08, 2022 07:00 PM (AFd2y)

25 Posted by: BifBewalskix @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 06:57 PM (UgAdJ

Well, God bless your dad for his ministy. I'm not sure how this all works but I'm glad they could do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (l7p9i)

26 This is going too far, BK!

Posted by: Mayor McCheese at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

27 And adding one more comment to the discussion below.

The other substack I really like, Doomberg, always says "energy is life". And it's true. We will be finding that out as we cut back on energy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (5HBd1)

28 Apropos of nothing, I make my plebian coffee very strong, and then use canned evaporated milk to cut it. I have been using Wallyworld canned milk at 70 cents a can for years. Today I bought a flat at $1.32 a can, nearly a 100% increase over the last 3 months.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2022 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

29 I like earschplittenloudenboomer

Posted by: DB at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (geLO8)

30 I've got to stop watching those videos of Biden tripping up the stairs. I keep rooting for the stairs.

Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (aeePL)

31 Wait, for some time feminists complained that some foods were overtly phallic.

Now we have the trans brigade making overtly phallic food?

I wish they'd just have a rumble in the streets with switchblades.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (2oHWb)

32 Whopper was a name for what was it? Snap snap snap.

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (glGDV)

33 pieces on the internet note that"mockingbird" was often banned or restricted, among other reasons, for its use of the "N" word. I wonder how many people carrying on about banned books know that.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (Ynyl9)

34 Excellent Doc Zero blockquote, and/or twit-unspool, whatever. Very well stated!

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (qpX6U)

35 It's not two 'equal' buns, it's two buns that are the same. As in, two tops or two bottoms. No word on the other combinations of 57 genders.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (D6lWx)

36 Ms. Navarrx seems a bit more substantial these days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

37 >>>15 The picture of the word "otherwise" was initially hidden by a warning censor overlay put on top of it by twitter.

well no, the poster put the overlay on it himself. It's a joke. "But this says otherwise." And then you click on it, and it does in fact say: "otherwise."

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (AkbRF)

38 I Know Why The Caged Whopper Sings...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (R/m4+)

39 My son is legally an adult and I wouldn't be at all happy if he wanted to go to a drag queen show-much less talking him when he was 10.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (l7p9i)

40 Glad Weinerschnitzel went out of business.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (BJKQV)

41 23 What's in the Whopper special sauce?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2022 07:00 PM (ZLI7S

Best guess? The jizz of an underpaid, pissed off teenager.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (2oHWb)

42 I won't buy Burger King because of their wokeness, but they actually have another minor little problem: Their food is dogshit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (sWM8x)

43 The secret that we don't tell the homos is that we're all good with their Pride Month and boner parades.

We secretly love it. Not because we're homos, not that there's anything wrong with that, but because it's funny.

I LOVE that Burger King mocked the homos with hamburgers that feature two bottoms and two tops. That's fucking HILARIOUS. It's like they're slapping two all beef patties right into the kissers of these fudge packers.

And the best part is that the homos aren't in on the joke. They think it's "empowering."

No f*g. We're laughing at you while also getting you to pay exorbitant prices for middling burgers.

All Hail The King.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (Qt1oO)

44 I like earschplittenloudenboomer
Posted by: DB

German is a great language - 'Titsafloppen' always gets my attention.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (Msys3)

45 This is a great point. I find myself slipping into this mode of appeasement from time to time -- conceding major points to the deranged, perverted left to quibble about a detail when it's really the whole which must be opposed.

Most people are willing to go along to get along, especially if defying the group means financial pain or social ostracization. Part of learning to do so means building up a thicker skin, and also removing the levers people have over your life. In debt? Pay it off. Live well within your means. Keep money saved. Have a side hustle. Build a small network of close friends. Find groups that share your beliefs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (wmDcS)

46 Where is Joyce's 'Ulysses'?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

I believe it's in the section called, "PRETENTIOUS BORING SHIT."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (IEa8U)

47 This poolside brunette doesn't read much, but she'll never let them ban her bikini from the public, no matter how skimpy!
https://tinyurl.com/3yxb6wzw

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (NCgXW)

48 >>> I've got to stop watching those videos of Biden tripping up the stairs. I keep rooting for the stairs.
Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:01 PM (aeePL)

Where are these? I keep hearing about a new video but haven't seen a link.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (0fVbu)

49 See, it's gay, because the buns are either both "tops" or both "bottoms."
........

Not to mention the Secret Sauce.

Posted by: wth at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

50 Isn't Burger *King* an example of Toxic Patriarchy?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (PiwSw)

51 "This guy is crying so hard he's going to drown the poor dick which is lodged throbbingly his mouf."

Rated 10,000 Ultra Mega Watts of Ace Cruelty. May not be suitable for snowflakes and man pussies.

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (nByzo)

52 I grew up in the UMC, my sister is on track to becoming a pastor, and my parents still go to church when they can. When organizations get too large, they become decadent among other things, and should peacefully fracture so everyone can go their own ways.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:04 PM (hR5xa)

53
Another kraut word to learn: kraftanwendung

It means "application of force."

Kraft in german means "force," or "work."

Speaking of which, remember Seals & Kraft? They sang Summer Breeze and that other song.

They also made the tv show HR Puffenstuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 08, 2022 07:04 PM (AFd2y)

54 oh yeah, "banned books" to the left means "things parents didn't want kids to read" and not:

tearing down statues
banning books on amazon
de-moneying cons on paypal
trying to de-netflix chappelle.

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 08, 2022 07:04 PM (OuH7W)

55 Isn't that just a section sign in a bookstore?
Did they have a REEEEEEEE!1!! session in the bookstore?
Yep, funny like a klown world, shine-box boi.

Posted by: micky at June 08, 2022 07:04 PM (3byMq)

56 Your child is 1,000,000 times more likely to be raped by a school teacher than shot in school.

Which is why [redacted], [redacted] and also [redacted].

Posted by: Sharkman at June 08, 2022 07:04 PM (afb6l)

57 >>> As a friend said, "Don't you need both a top and a bottom for gay sex?"

>>>I immediately accused him of knowing too much about gay sex.

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:04 PM (nByzo)

58 Glad Weinerschnitzel went out of business.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 08, 2022 07:02 PM (BJKQV)

There's at least one in Phoenix. And they're opening one here soon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:04 PM (wZUnB)

59 Better buy some more. Milk is one of those things that will get much more expensive. I've used whole powdered milk for my tea.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:05 PM (5HBd1)

60 > After @JonahDispatch says he's doing analysis, not activism, @ananavarro bursts into flames again and says her cousin died at the Pulse shooting

It's absolutely awful her cousin was killed at Pulse. Do you know what else is awful? Pol Pot killed 3,000,000 people in a country of 8,000,000 people. 3/8 of the population of the US is about 124,000,000 people. Your dead cousin doesn't supersede my right to protect myself from today's political left whose politics are indistinguishable from Pol Pot's politics.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 07:05 PM (eyxn4)

61 As a friend said, "Don't you need both a top and a bottom for gay sex?"

I immediately accused him of knowing too much about gay sex.

***

LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2022 07:05 PM (kf6Ak)

62 >>> 11 Just wait till they make pride month and BLM messaging mandatory viewing or else you're flagged for a hate crime.

I can see everyone, sitting in the recliner, eyes forced open with retractors just like in clock work orange.

Some weird tranny dude putting eye drops in your eyes while the screen tells you how good Pride Big Macs are and how Ford is making its first gay truck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 06:57 PM (2oHWb)

It's called the Lightning, h8ter.

Posted by: Ford Motor Company at June 08, 2022 07:05 PM (llON8)

63 Putin put a banana peel on those steps!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2022 07:05 PM (kf6Ak)

64 Where are these? I keep hearing about a new video but haven't seen a link.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (0fVbu)
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Um. ^^^^^^^^

(Don't let Ace know you don't read the content.)

Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:06 PM (aeePL)

65 A better statement: I don't let my children participate in other people's insanity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 08, 2022 07:06 PM (DcKNO)

66
I went to Home Depot the other day and a roll (1lb) of regular plumbing Solder was $55!

I ~~shit~~ biden you not!

Fiftyfuckingfive fuckingdollars for solder!

biden did that

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 08, 2022 07:06 PM (AFd2y)

67 Not that I've been to boogerking in years (I haven't) but they just got put on my list.

Posted by: Eromero at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (0OP+5)

68 Never mind. Whatever I was reading in German has been memory-holed.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (D6lWx)

69 The drag restaurant closed it's doors - shocking it didn't succeed in W Mich. /S

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (/6GbT)

70 it's fucking fash that the mlb is more butthurt about folks not wearing the gheypride fash symbol than kneeling at the anthem

Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (OuH7W)

71 Find groups that share your beliefs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (wmDcS)

I'm trying but Flounder keeps being mean to me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (wZUnB)

72 I'm not sure how this all works but I'm glad they could do that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

the big lefty umc churches cannot afford their hih dollar properties, minister, prog-minister, and all the grift without the little rural churches paying out the nose to support them. let the local municipality claim the rural church for lack of property taxes, then buy it back at auction. the big city churches won't pay the taxes, becaise they want that $ on their grift and pet projects, not the simple country folk that want to be left alone.

sounds like flyover conservatives and blue democrat run cities, doesn't it?

Posted by: BifBewalskix @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (UgAdJ)

73 So basically the whopper is scissoring only?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (2oHWb)

74 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (TeV8J)

75 I find myself slipping into this mode of appeasement from time to time -- conceding major points to the deranged, perverted left

I won't go there anymore, in any way, shape or form. I used to consider myself a relatively tolerant person but this tidal wave of perversity has caused me to grow a titanium exoskeleton. I just won't abide by this crap.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (Xrfse)

76 Burger King sucks anyway.

The $12.99 Family Bundle is still a deal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

77 You want inflation? Cabela's camo All-Terrain Crocs are now $55, up from $35 a few months ago.

How will new Commenters be able to outfit themselves?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

78 >>>Ana Navarro DESTROYS Jonah Goldberg with FACTS and LOGIC!

But mostly gravitational pull.

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (nByzo)

79 Ace, you quoted Doc_Zero about totalitarian leaders thinking they always know what's best. Did you see Tim Pool's music video about this?

I wasn't surprised that I agreed with the theme and message, but I was surprised by how much I liked the song itself. It's solid!

https://youtu.be/B-iNIwAFzPw

Posted by: mr_jack at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (57l0O)

80 (It's a comic book for crying out loud.)
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Graphic novel!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 Jonah Goldberg vs Ana Navarro
I'm so confuzzled on who to cheer for

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (kf6Ak)

82 47 This poolside brunette doesn't read much, but she'll never let them ban her bikini from the public, no matter how skimpy!
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM

I should probably warn you that Yahoo News has a "stunning and brave" article out entitled:
Lena Dunham poses poolside in a bikini: 'Just stunning'
https://tinyurl.com/4xwjhs2u

It's...worse than you imagine.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (NCgXW)

83 The drag restaurant closed it's doors - shocking it didn't succeed in W Mich. /S
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (/6GbT)
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Alas, gone the way of the "pay what you want to" restaurant.

Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (aeePL)

84 Ace: "This is a great point. I find myself slipping into this mode of appeasement from time to time -- conceding major points to the deranged, perverted left to quibble about a detail when it's really the whole which must be opposed."

Same thing for hiding behind religion to get around COVID shots. No, I'm not going to do that or look for that escape hatch and I shouldn't have to. Bad science and lying government/media is reason enough. I reject their "reality" and have good reason to do so. And religion, the hypothetically "acceptable" carveout, isn't it. Simply, NO, not interested, leave me alone is more of a response than they deserve.

And this applies to everything. Yes, I institute judgement on every action, every behavior I partake. GFY if you have a problem.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (aXxgO)

85 How many of these genius woketards have read any of the banned books?

Posted by: Megthered at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (AdxHD)

86 You want inflation? Cabela's camo All-Terrain Crocs are now $55, up from $35 a few months ago.

How will new Commenters be able to outfit themselves?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

Do they come in rainbow? Asking for a blogger friend.

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (nByzo)

87 Ana Balyena engulfs Jonah

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (kf6Ak)

88 How will new Commenters be able to outfit themselves?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

We're all barefoot in the south. Some of us are pregnant too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (2oHWb)

89 How dare Burger King just identify those burgers as Whoppers. Maybe they identify as Big Macs? Were the consulted, if not, glad should sue!

Posted by: Bete at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (uiT+8)

90 How will new Commenters be able to outfit themselves?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Chinese knock-offs from the SuperMercado.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (IEa8U)

91 I will bet that 99% choose the double top, leaving BK with a muffin stump issue.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

92 Just for the record, I HIGHLY recommend Maus.

Might need to, uh...take something for your allergies after you finish it.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (TeV8J)

93 Wrath Month is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (aaGzp)

94 >>> 71 Find groups that share your beliefs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (wmDcS)

I'm trying but Flounder keeps being mean to me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (wZUnB)

Being mean to the Bacon Wench seems ... short-sighted.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (llON8)

95 I'm trying but Flounder keeps being mean to me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (wZUnB)

flounder you stop that!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (PiwSw)

96 I'll have a Fister with cheese, please.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 06:54 PM (yikp0)

Would you like to try monkey pox on your rectum with that?

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (nByzo)

97 Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:04 PM (hR5xa)

Congratulations to your sister. God bless her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (l7p9i)

98 Pride? What about us?

Posted by: The Other 6 Deadly Sins at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (3Or4S)

99 Mr. April and I saw Top Gun Maverick last weekend. It was a delightful and uplifting display of toxic masculinity. We might go see it again this weekend.

*Young lady (teenager? young adult? not sure ) next to me was cute--every time something heroic happened, she sucked in her breath and excitedly clapped her hands. It was fun to observe.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (OX9vb)

100 I worked at Tatnuck Bookseller in the Nineties, a large New England indy bookstore. We had a "banned Books" shelf, and it was always books that had been banned somewhere, sometime in history. Nothing that was "banned" at the time. We even had a special "Banned in Boston" shelf which had some weird ass books I had never heard of and never read.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (l14X/)

101 The $12.99 Family Bundle is still a deal.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I'm into that!!

Posted by: Buyden at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (Msys3)

102 I should probably warn you that Yahoo News has a "stunning and brave" article out entitled:
Lena Dunham poses poolside in a bikini: 'Just stunning'
https://tinyurl.com/4xwjhs2u

It's...worse than you imagine.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (NCgXW)

That's not possible. Also, I'm not going to risk checking.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (b2nrj)

103 Find groups that share your beliefs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (wmDcS)

I'm trying but Flounder keeps being mean to me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM

AFAIK, you're still the Bacon Wench.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

104 Just stunning'
https://tinyurl.com/4xwjhs2u

It's...worse than you imagine.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (NCgXW)

Stunning is an understatement

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (/6GbT)

105
Hamburgers, like the AR-15's, were invented by nazis in the 1950's.

Twitter told me so.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (AFd2y)

106 Jonah and Ana are attracted to each other, by gravity

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (M+Lyo)

107 This days calls for booze.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (2oHWb)

108 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (arJlL)

109 BTW, is the Pride Whopper a hot dog or a sandwich? Or just ass?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (aXxgO)

110 94 >>> 71 Find groups that share your beliefs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (wmDcS)

I'm trying but Flounder keeps being mean to me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (wZUnB)

Being mean to the Bacon Wench seems ... short-sighted.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (llON

They're siblings right? He's contractually obligated to be mean to her. It's in the rules and everything.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM (b2nrj)

111 Remember Arch Deluxe? That was McDonalds' shot at a weird market-segment:

'I'm an adult who hates kids, and thus inevitably my tastes are far more sophisticated than theirs. Kids hate Arch Deluxe, so I love it!"

Used black and white portraits of kids reacting in disgust at the taste of an Arch Deluxe. Like Gog to Ronald's Magog. Concept mercifully died young, before it could witness PC morphing into woke.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM (qpX6U)

112 So sick of the rot and perversion. They go hand in hand. Drag is a bunch of sick perverts. Homosexuality is a perversion. Lying about it makes it all that much worse.

Even Milo said it was boring being a fag (his word) since it wasn't out of the mainstream anymore. One of the perks was that you could flaunt your homosexuality. Now it's just, boring.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM (EHSip)

113 >>> (Don't let Ace know you don't read the content.)
Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:06 PM (aeePL)

I slipped on past it when I looked through. My eyes must have been pulled towards the sexy undulations of S. Abrams.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM (0fVbu)

114 > the screen tells you how good Pride Big Macs are and how Ford is making its first gay truck.

The Maverick?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM (eyxn4)

115
Well, let's put Mein Kampf on the curriculum. It's book banning if you don't!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM (/U27+)

116 Stunning? Like with a captive bolt pistol?

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (vrz2I)

117 (It's a comic book for crying out loud.)
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Graphic novel!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

If you want to know the difference between graphic novels and comic books, graphic novels are read by the sissies too embarrassed to admit they like reading comics.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (TeV8J)

118 >>>106 Jonah and Ana are attracted to each other, by gravity

also, the powerful lure of fromunda-class pheremones

Posted by: ace at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (AkbRF)

119 Looking at Stacy Abrams, the words "bloated fat tart" leap to the mind.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (aaGzp)

120 Some of us are pregnant too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (2oHWb)
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Is there something you'd liked to tell us? Are you Miss AlaBAMA now?

Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (aeePL)

121 Congratulations to your sister. God bless her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (l7p9i)

Thanks for the congrats, FenelonSpoke! My sister will probably be at the part where she starts preaching at a church the next time I see her when I (hopefully) visit my family next in a few months.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (hR5xa)

122 Posted by: BifBewalskix @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (UgAdJ)

Thanks; That's interesting. I do know many churches which paid their shared giving for many years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (l7p9i)

123 My eyes must have been pulled towards the sexy undulations of S. Abrams.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM (0fVbu)

*calls vet to arrange euthanasia for banana Dream*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (b2nrj)

124 Remember a white person pretending to be a black person is a terrible sin...but a man pretending to be a women is something to be proud of.

Which makes me wonder...if a white man puts on black face AND a dress should they be cancelled or lauded?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (ESjRY)

125 Top Gun is in the high 90s at Rotten Tomatoes with critics which is quite shocking. It’s at 99% with audience review.

Even the hard left movies reviewers had to say it was good, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (OpigI)

126 German is a great language - 'Titsafloppen' always gets my attention.
Posted by: Tonypete

Those are a bit big. I'm more of a tittenaufspringen man.

Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (P1f+c)

127 91 I will bet that 99% choose the double top, leaving BK with a muffin stump issue.
__________________
See, go against nature and you end up with problems. How many times must we learn this lesson?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (fs1hN)

128 man on top of woman get it over with quick

Posted by: DB at June 08, 2022 06:59 PM (geLO

Who have you been talking to? How did you come by this information?

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (nByzo)

129 I wonder when "Lord of the Rings" was banned...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

130 96 I'll have a Fister with cheese, please.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 06:54 PM (yikp0)

Would you like to try monkey pox on your rectum with that?
Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:09 PM (nByzo)

------

I laughed but I'm simultaneously grossed out.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (DcKNO)

131 It's absolutely awful her cousin was killed at Pulse. Do you know what else is awful? Pol Pot killed 3,000,000 people in a country of 8,000,000 people. 3/8 of the population of the US is about 124,000,000 people.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 07:05 PM (eyxn4)

But like, Mary you know Cloggenstein our hi skool teacher tole us Pol Pot was greatest and only did all that stuff like you know beacuse like the CIA was bombing all the like little brown folks beacuse of like you know Donald Trump hates gay and lesbean people of color like know what Im saying?

Posted by: 21 Year Old Groomed Dumb Ass at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (R/m4+)

132 Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (hR5xa)

And is your sister more theologically conservative, if you don't mind my asking?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (l7p9i)

133 I used to consider myself a relatively tolerant person but this tidal wave of perversity has caused me to grow a titanium exoskeleton. I just won't abide by this crap.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Add this one to your repertoire: "You're demanding that I be proud of you because you suck another guy's d*ck?"

No can do Cuz, I still love you, but you're a sex deviant.

The lovely Mrs. is a bit afraid to go to the family reunion with me this summer.

Posted by: Buyden at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (Msys3)

134 120 Some of us are pregnant too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (2oHWb)
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Is there something you'd liked to tell us? Are you Miss AlaBAMA now?
Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (aeePL)

Don't forget men can get pregnant too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (b2nrj)

135 Wouldn't a burger with two tops be hard to eat because neither side is flat.

Oh wait we are talking about a crappy burger dripping in grease. It will just fall apart when you touch it anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (ESjRY)

136 116 Stunning? Like with a captive bolt pistol?
Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (vrz2I)

If one was forced to have that as a desktop wallpaper...the pistol would call loudly

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (/6GbT)

137 I've never understood the appeal of Burger King. It's celebrating Pride year round by destroying colons on a regular basis.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (ppBhU)

138 I'm pretty sure "real" burger wars are a sign of the apocalypse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (BFigT)

139 think i'll stick with Dairy Queen tacos.

Posted by: x at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (uQFwj)

140 Burger King today I gave a lady a little courtesy and she gave me a coupon!

I pulled in on the line but too close to her Escalade. She motioned It was her vehicle so I re parked. She said thank you I'm too fat to get in that spot, let me give you a coupon, would you like a coupon?

Nice lady.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (ihU8z)

141 They're siblings right? He's contractually obligated to be mean to her. It's in the rules and everything.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM (b2nrj)

We are not related (as far as I know anyway).

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (wZUnB)

142 'The Pride Whopper.

Finally, it's okay our burger tastes like ass.'

Damn, I should be in marketing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (2oHWb)

143 I'll have a Fister with cheese, please.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 06:54 PM (yikp0)

Would you like to try monkey pox on your rectum with that?
Posted by: Comrade flounderx

Fister Royale

Posted by: BifBewalskix @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 07:15 PM (UgAdJ)

144 No can do Cuz, I still love you, but you're a sex deviant.

Before the woke revolution I remember that the people I know didn't need to constantly tell me about their kinks.

And...that was good.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:15 PM (ESjRY)

145 Seeing a lot of understaffed stores now. BK, Aldi, DG, office reception, local chain hardware store. Sometimes only one person to run the whole place. Weird.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 08, 2022 07:15 PM (qpX6U)

146 Do those BK burgers come with fecal aioli?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 08, 2022 07:15 PM (eGTCV)

147 I keep waiting for the breaking point.

Ain't seeing much in my meat-space world. I wonder if it will ever happen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (x8Wzq)

148 I'm more of a tittenaufspringen man.
Posted by: mikeski

To say nothing of TittenaufRumspringa.

Which really is a thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (Msys3)

149 I've never understood the appeal of Burger King. It's celebrating Pride year round by destroying colons on a regular basis.

It's a laxative and a floor wax!

Posted by: Zombie Ron Popeil at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (Xrfse)

150 137 I've never understood the appeal of Burger King. It's celebrating Pride year round by destroying colons on a regular basis.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (ppBhU)

It should have been obvious after those "Wake up with the King" commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4_5qoy4oaQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

151 Wait until you taste the secret sauce in the new Pride burger...its so amazing you'll never be straight again. Trust me on this...

Posted by: Burger King at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (ESjRY)

152 Is there something you'd liked to tell us? Are you Miss AlaBAMA now?
Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (aeePL

Lolol. No but I'd like to meet her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (2oHWb)

153 That Jonah vid reminds me of when Jonah first did an interview outside his comfort zone on the Young Turks, Cenk made him look like an idiot, Cenk. I thought Jonah was going to cry.
About a week later some men's rights activist from Canada was on and made Cenk look like the idiot he is, she was a waitress by trade.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (qH6FZ)

154 MoMe's , people that share your beliefs.

Jordan61, you are the most exalted Bacon Wench!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (grEyk)

155 My beef...let me put it in you.

Posted by: The creepy Burger King guy at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (ESjRY)

156 Don't order the Fudge Sundae.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

157 Triple Foster with cheese AND special sauce

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (/6GbT)

158 Save this for the next time someone says there is no fraud in our elections.

https://tinyurl.com/mjxn38ap

Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2022 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

159 > I've never understood the appeal of Burger King. It's celebrating Pride year round by destroying colons on a regular basis.

When I was growing up, there was a stretch where we were Burger King patrons every couple of weeks. It was fine as a treat for this poor kid.

I haven't eaten in a Burger King for at least 30 years. I have no idea if it's better or worse than other low end fast food chains.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 07:17 PM (eyxn4)

160 Fister *shakes fist at autocorrect

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:17 PM (/6GbT)

161 So they went with the Pride Burger and not the Love is Love Taco? Male privilege strikes again!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:17 PM (ESjRY)

162 142 'The Pride Whopper.

Finally, it's okay our burger tastes like ass.'

Damn, I should be in marketing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM
(2oHWb)

I guess the hotdogs aren't the ONLY food they've been shoving up their asses at picnics...

Posted by: Gibert Gotfried at June 08, 2022 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

163 I pulled in on the line but too close to her Escalade. She motioned It was her vehicle so I re parked. She said thank you I'm too fat to get in that spot, let me give you a coupon, would you like a coupon?

Nice lady.
Posted by: Braenyard

Frankie Yankovic
https://youtu.be/Ez_hQdWN4Rg

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 07:18 PM (Msys3)

164 > After @JonahDispatch says he's doing analysis, not activism, @ananavarro bursts into flames again and says her cousin died at the Pulse shooting

It's absolutely awful her cousin was killed at Pulse. Do you know what else is awful? Pol Pot killed 3,000,000 people in a country of 8,000,000 people. 3/8 of the population of the US is about 124,000,000 people. Your dead cousin doesn't supersede my right to protect myself from today's political left whose politics are indistinguishable from Pol Pot's politics.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 07:05 PM (eyxn4)

Well said.

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:18 PM (nByzo)

165 123 My eyes must have been pulled towards the sexy undulations of S. Abrams.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:11 PM

How can you say that when I'm JUST as big and disgusting, but twice the slutty attention whore?!?! Do I need to start doing nudes next (aside from all the graphic and gratuitous sex scenes from my crap show Girls)?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 08, 2022 07:18 PM (NCgXW)

166 > It's a laxative and a floor wax!

I do remember the floor at Burger King was always greasy. Always.

I wonder if that's still true.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 07:18 PM (eyxn4)

167 Which makes me wonder...if a white man puts on black face AND a dress should they be cancelled or lauded?
Posted by: 18-1

The past few days, the random ad on my Roku box has been for some movie stream playing "White Chicks." Two black male FBI agents undercover in whiteface and drag. I figured that had to go back to the 90s, but it was made in 2004. Only 18 years ago.

This slippery slope is steep. Cliff-like, even.

Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2022 07:19 PM (P1f+c)

168 My beef...let me put it in you.
Posted by: The creepy Burger King guy at June 08, 2022 07:16 PM (ESjRY)

https://youtu.be/MQp-fmVTBk8

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:19 PM (TeV8J)

169 'The Pride Whopper.

Finally, it's okay our burger tastes like ass.'

Damn, I should be in marketing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 08, 2022 07:14 PM (2oHWb)

I am choking to death here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2022 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

170 The 1st Amendment prohibition against state religion was, in part, an effort to head off that kind of thinking.

Except the 1st Amendment only prohibited the federal govt from establishing a state religion. Plenty of states had a religion. Until judicial fiat of course.

Posted by: snarfblaat at June 08, 2022 07:19 PM (qT6zN)

171 Remember Olestra?

Well come down to BK this week and relive those memories with our Pride Burgers! Your life partner will never look at fudge sundays the same way again!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:19 PM (ESjRY)

172 Why not Queer Whopper -
Some get an extra meat patty, some get none. If you complain you are accused of being a hateful bigot that cannot see that they really are the same despite the self-chosen name which not.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 08, 2022 07:20 PM (L9TJ3)

173 I'm trying but Flounder keeps being mean to me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:07 PM (wZUnB)

We have an age limit, you know.

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:20 PM (nByzo)

174 And is your sister more theologically conservative, if you don't mind my asking?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2022 07:13 PM (l7p9i)

Yes. And I'm 90% sure if the UMC split, my sister would go with the more conservative part.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:20 PM (hR5xa)

175 >>> Seeing a lot of understaffed stores now. BK, Aldi, DG, office reception, local chain hardware store. Sometimes only one person to run the whole place. Weird.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 08, 2022 07:15 PM (qpX6U)

Aldi always has a very low employee count. But I've noticed the same as you at many other places. I have a car that's been in the shop for almost 4 weeks because of not enough employees.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:20 PM (0fVbu)

176 I keep waiting for the breaking point. Ain't seeing much in my meat-space world. I wonder if it will ever happen.

I don't think it will. The general public has been incrementally anesthetized into a state of terminal lethargy. Part of the plan.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 08, 2022 07:20 PM (Xrfse)

177
Aren't we way way overdue for a hollywood celery "psa" about "the current thing" in which they all repeat parts of the same sentence?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 08, 2022 07:21 PM (AFd2y)

178 We went to In 'n Out Burger today.
The Double-Double (w fries) is up to $9.40

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 08, 2022 07:21 PM (jTmQV)

179 For Pride month Ace Hardware should only sell bolts and nuts in pairs, but not both at the same time.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 08, 2022 07:21 PM (LaNzR)

180 "116 Stunning? Like with a captive bolt pistol?

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM (vrz2I) "

basically, yes.

well played !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 08, 2022 07:21 PM (V9rgR)

181 I thought obesity was a huge health risk...is surely going to kill...if true, then why are fat fucks like Ana Navarro and Stacy Abrams still walking around?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2022 07:21 PM (wYs5L)

182 The best job at burger King is at the magic marker station where they ink the lines on the burgers.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 08, 2022 07:22 PM (cCxiu)

183 I see that one of the "banned" books is To Kill a Mockingbird. Damn those white supremacists! Oh, wait. It was banned by leftists who objected to the historically accurate language.

Never mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 07:22 PM (/NCI4)

184 I keep waiting for the breaking point. Ain't seeing much in my meat-space world. I wonder if it will ever happen.

You'd need old school muscular Christianity or perhaps Islam.

Which is why the destruction of our Churches was such a critical step for the left.

Every time I see a church with the gay flag it looks like a French village with a NAZI flag...each one with its own Petain.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (ESjRY)

185 171 Remember Olestra?

Well come down to BK this week and relive those memories with our Pride Burgers! Your life partner will never look at fudge sundays the same way again!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:19 PM (ESjRY)

They have a tranny burger. It's called the Beyond burger...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

186 Jonah and Ana are attracted to each other, by gravity

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2022 07:10 PM (M+Lyo)

You two get a room. Saturn should have a vacancy.

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (nByzo)

187 New at Buggered King,
Cream Pie!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (RomaI)

188 Dairy Queen > Burger King.

And why isn't it Burger Xing? They are just a bunch of X-phobes.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (zL564)

189 I can understand it. some of those folks would be paying a third of their paycheck to commute to work. At some point, you can't do it. You'll have to start missing days when you don't have the gas.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (5HBd1)

190 We went to In 'n Out Burger today.
The Double-Double (w fries) is up to $9.40
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 08, 2022 07:21 PM (jTmQV)

In n Out rocks. I miss them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (wZUnB)

191 It was banned by leftists who objected to the historically accurate language.

I think it is being banned nowadays because it is about a false rape claim.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (ESjRY)

192 although the goal is consistency, there is a wide range of quality between same brand restaurants. the difference is the culture of the crew.

Posted by: x at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (uQFwj)

193 https://tinyurl.com/4scnu4w4
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (2JoB8)

194 Quentin Tarantino can never make a movie again.

Posted by: DB at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (geLO8)

195 My beef...let me put it in you.
Posted by: The creepy Burger King

Honest to goodness, one of my college roommates was nicknamed "Doc" as he was the master of the beef injection.

We still call him that.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (Msys3)

196 I have a car that's been in the shop for almost 4 weeks because of not enough employees.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:20 PM (0fVbu)

Nobody needs to work anymore? now I feel stupid going everyday

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (/6GbT)

197 Remember, if you go hunting Wild Pig Navarro, don't use an AR-15. It destroys the meat.

Posted by: Ken at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (nOMhL)

198 172 Why not Queer Whopper -
Some get an extra meat patty, some get none. If you complain you are accused of being a hateful bigot that cannot see that they really are the same despite the self-chosen name which not.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 08, 2022 07:20 PM (L9TJ3)

And a non-zero fraction would get a disease that if left untreated has a 90% mortality rate.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

199 "181 I thought obesity was a huge health risk...is surely going to kill...if true, then why are fat fucks like Ana Navarro and Stacy Abrams still walking around?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 08, 2022 07:21 PM (wYs5L) "

pretty obvious that stan looks out for his people.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra maga ftw ! at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (V9rgR)

200 The best job at burger King is at the magic marker station where they ink the lines on the burgers.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 08, 2022 07:22 PM (cCxiu)

I thought that was automated now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

201 I thought obesity was a huge health risk...is surely going to kill...if true, then why are fat fucks like Ana Navarro and Stacy Abrams still walking around?

Maybe we should fortify fate and mail them tater chips and twinkies.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (cCxiu)

202 I can understand it. some of those folks would be paying a third of their paycheck to commute to work. At some point, you can't do it. You'll have to start missing days when you don't have the gas.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (5HBd1)

Exactly what I said to husband yesterday. And gas went up another 10 cents today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (wZUnB)

203 @76, who said: The $12.99 Family Bundle is still a deal.

Yes, and the thing is of all the burgers, Burger King burgers freeze the best. In the family bundle, you get 6 fking hamburgers. Six of them. That's just a little over $2 each. And they freeze well, as long as you're going to eat them in the next day or two.

If you freeze the fries, you can resurrect them, but I recommend doing it as home fries for breakfast warmed up with some butter on the stove.

Dump the Coke on the ground. You're white and they hate you because black people are easier to fool.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (Qt1oO)

204 I've pretty much stopped going to fast food joints. You can generally get better versions of whatever BK/McD have at your local subshop.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (ESjRY)

205 _Frankie Yankovic
https://youtu.be/Ez_hQdWN4Rg
Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 07:18 PM (Msys3)
--------------------------------

I would have hit on her if her grand babies weren't there. Thinking about it, I should have anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (ihU8z)

206 197 Remember, if you go hunting Wild Pig Navarro, don't use an AR-15. It destroys the meat.

Posted by: Ken at June 08, 2022 07:24 PM (nOMhL)

But it does decapitate, according to the guy PBS quoted...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

207 Why is Lord of the Rings with the banned books?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 07:25 PM (7cRTM)

208 You will see a breaking point soon, with big luxurious Bidenvilles of tents as far as the eye can see. Food banks are already at the breaking point. Energy costs will be too high for some. It is going to get rough.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:25 PM (5HBd1)

209

Robert De Niro told Stephen Colbert that Joe Biden is doing “a very good job” and “the best he can.”

“I know that you have a fair amount of uh - you have emotions about politics. You have thoughts, of course, first. Those stir emotions. I know you have some anxiety about the state of politics in the United States,” Colbert said. “Having a new guy at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, has that – do you sleep any better at night?”

“Yes,” De Niro replied “He’s uh, you know – he got us into calm waters. That was the idea.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (63Dwl)

210 Nobody needs to work anymore? now I feel stupid going everyday

Everywhere seems to be begging for employees, we have more illegals then ever, and yet the lowest percentage of people working, ever.

I presume a lot of those people are grifting.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (ESjRY)

211 I would have hit on her if her grand babies weren't there. Thinking about it, I should have anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard

Who among us hasn't been in that exact situation?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (Msys3)

212 It's...worse than you imagine.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 08, 2022 07:08 PM (NCgXW)

And it's not even a pretty swimsuit! Plain old brown. If you're gonna show off your fat tatted body in a bikini, go ahead--I really don't care. I might have done it myself a time or two. But a brown bikini? Ugh.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

213 It was banned by leftists who objected to the historically accurate language.

I think it is being banned nowadays because it is about a false rape claim.

I think it's both. However, since the black man was accused of a rape he did not commit, it would seem to be right in their wheelhouse. Evil white men, etc.

The same could be said of Huck Finn, though, which is also "banned".

Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (/NCI4)

214 186 I'd warn you about the risk of creating a black hole, but I'm pretty sure Ana Navarro already has one.

Posted by: Ken at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (nOMhL)

215 That was me during the Obama years. That's why I know.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (5HBd1)

216 Yes, and the thing is of all the burgers, Burger King burgers freeze the best. In the family bundle, you get 6 fking hamburgers. Six of them.

Our deal has been 3 Whoppers, 3 Cheeseburgers, and 3 fries.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2022 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

217 >Robert De Niro told Stephen Colbert that Joe Biden is doing “a very good job” and “the best he can.”

well bless his pea-pickin' little old heart

Posted by: DB at June 08, 2022 07:27 PM (geLO8)

218 207 Why is Lord of the Rings with the banned books?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 08, 2022 07:25 PM (7cRTM)

I looked it up. Apparently ONE TOWN in New Mexico banned it around 2004 because they thought it was about witchcraft (magic ring).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

219 197 Remember, if you go hunting Wild Pig Navarro, don't use an AR-15. It destroys the meat.

9mm carbines and pistols are verbotten too. Blows the lungs clean out of em.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (cCxiu)

220 I know we are hating on them, but I went to Chic-fil-A today. Got chicken strips and a chocolate shake. Shared the chicken with my pup.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (5HBd1)

221 Why is Lord of the Rings with the banned books?

I don't know, but I remember that leftists were complaining that the orcs were really just thinly disguised black people. Orcs.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (/NCI4)

222 Fister *shakes fist at autocorrect
Posted by: A dude in MI

you should totes disable autocucomber and go commando posting. own yer typos like a real Moron.

rings a whole 'nother view to pantsless posting if yer commando too.

Posted by: BifBewalskix @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (UgAdJ)

223 Double meat, Double cheese with everything $5.00 at the best burger place in town. Take your franchise and stick it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (grEyk)

224 >But a brown bikini? Ugh.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

I can see the appeal.

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (PiwSw)

225 RIP Jim Dichtungsscheiben of the 70s pop duo Dichtungsscheiben und Kraftanwendung...

Posted by: Google Translate at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (D6lWx)

226 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 1h
OZ WINS: Trump-backed Dr. Mehmet Oz has won the Republican US Senate primary in Pennsylvania after recount; Oz won by 951 votes

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (yikp0)

227 If the Department of Education Organization Act was repealed and Brown vs the Board of Education (which caused forced school busing) was overturned THEN we will have won the war! The teachers union AND school buses need to STOP!!!!

IMHO the Libtards are more worried about overturning Brown than gay rights like they are saying.. trust me..

Posted by: I am unanimous about this (Mrs. Slokem) at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (0CF1W)

228 I looked it up. Apparently ONE TOWN in New Mexico banned it around 2004 because they thought it was about witchcraft (magic ring).

I remember a lot of lefties were mad because the evil humans was Southrons (Muslims/Indians) and Easterlings (Mongols/Chinese)

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (ESjRY)

229 Joe Biden slipped again

They'll have to start using the lower cargo door again.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 08, 2022 07:29 PM (I2/tG)

230 >Seeing a lot of understaffed stores now. BK, Aldi, DG, office reception, local chain hardware store. Sometimes only one person to run the whole place. Weird.
Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at June 08, 2022 07:15 PM (qpX6U)

Recently went to Regal Cinema and they didn't even have a ticket checker. Concession person only. Could have just helped myself to a few movie, were I so inclined.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 08, 2022 07:29 PM (sgpJf)

231 Just order two Whoppers, one top and one bottom and make two straight Whoppers. Not talking about an orgy here.

Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 07:29 PM (AmoqO)

232 >>> https://tinyurl.com/4scnu4w4
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (2JoB

Do you ever go to "badblue"? I get malware warnings from that doug ross domain whenever I try. The blogspot stuff you post is fine though.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:29 PM (0fVbu)

233 Nobody involved will want to hear this, but all this Pride Month stuff blasting from every branch of the government and military, plus every corporation and media outlet, is totalitarian. It's the definition of totalitarianism, in fact: no-escape political messaging.

Over the past couple of weeks, I've had my command "leadership" send mass e-mails celebrating LGBTQ+ PRIDE month and Juneteenth. The number of all-hands e-mails commemorating D-Day: 0.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnix at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (DTX3h)

234 228 I looked it up. Apparently ONE TOWN in New Mexico banned it around 2004 because they thought it was about witchcraft (magic ring).

I remember a lot of lefties were mad because the evil humans was Southrons (Muslims/Indians) and Easterlings (Mongols/Chinese)

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (ESjRY)

In a mythical world.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (ynpvh)

235 226 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 1h
OZ WINS: Trump-backed Dr. Mehmet Oz has won the Republican US Senate primary in Pennsylvania after recount; Oz won by 951 votes
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (yikp0)

Posted by: commentor what bought a F'n shirt in 2006 at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (0CF1W)

236 Could have just helped myself to a few movie, were I so inclined.

Probably some great "All White Men are evil" flicks out there to catch up on.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (ESjRY)

237 I don't know, but I remember that leftists were complaining that the orcs were really just thinly disguised black people. Orcs.

I thought they were thinly disguised leftists.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (Bd6X8)

238 At Booger Fling you can have it your way, in the fronthole or the backhole.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)

239 204 I've pretty much stopped going to fast food joints.
---
I have too. Local meat-and-threes and some local Chinese buffets are competitive with fast food on price, and the food is much better.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (sWM8x)

240 I don't know, but I remember that leftists were complaining that the orcs were really just thinly disguised black people. Orcs.

Well, now they're Russians, according to the Ukrainians.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (I2/tG)

241 Here's what I see at work. I see three guys that seem to have decided that their family life is important. They are married and not sure of the working status of the spouse. But they miss a lot of work to deal with the kids. Not sure if it's because people just feel overworked due to the lack of staff. But it sure doesn't help.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (5HBd1)

242 This poolside brunette doesn't read much, but she'll never let them ban her bikini from the public, no matter how skimpy!
https://tinyurl.com/3yxb6wzw
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at June 08, 2022 07:03 PM (NCgXW)

Do I open this? Do I open this? Should I open this? Come on, how bad could it be? Okay, I'll open it.

*Opens it*

Aaaaannnndddd now I'm gay.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (hugk5)

243 And it's not even a pretty swimsuit! Plain old brown. If you're gonna show off your fat tatted body in a bikini, go ahead--I really don't care. I might have done it myself a time or two. But a brown bikini? Ugh.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

you've heard the story of the admiral and red pants for being wounded and not scaring his sailors? he also had brown pants when he saw all the Spanish Galleons arrayed so they couldn't see he was so scared he shat his pants.

now do the brown bikini. she's just to lazy to get up and go poo in the bathroom like a real adult

Posted by: BifBewalskix @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 07:31 PM (UgAdJ)

244 Escalator on AF1

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:31 PM (/6GbT)

245 I make a motion that you can't run for office in America if you have a funny name

Posted by: DB at June 08, 2022 07:31 PM (geLO8)

246 237 I don't know, but I remember that leftists were complaining that the orcs were really just thinly disguised black people. Orcs.

I thought they were thinly disguised leftists.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (Bd6X

Except Orcs were corrupted Elves. So, using the leftist logic, you can only get blacks (orcs) from whites (elves)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:31 PM (ynpvh)

247 I know we are hating on them, but I went to Chic-fil-A today. Got chicken strips and a chocolate shake. Shared the chicken with my pup.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:28 PM (5HBd1)

My fam loves Chix.
I do not.
This is why they force me to go at least once a week.
I respond with day drinking.
Life is about balance.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 07:32 PM (anj39)

248 *Opens it*

Aaaaannnndddd now I'm gay.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (hugk5)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:32 PM (nByzo)

249 Just order two Whoppers, one top and one bottom and make two straight Whoppers. Not talking about an orgy here.
Posted by: Javems

Well, you'd have one with sauce on the top bun and one with sauce on the bottom bun. So one would be upside down. A whopper 69, you might say.

Posted by: mikeski at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (P1f+c)

250 232 >>> https://tinyurl.com/4scnu4w4
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2022 07:23 PM (2JoB

Do you ever go to "badblue"? I get malware warnings from that doug ross domain whenever I try. The blogspot stuff you post is fine though.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:29 PM (0fVbu)

\My saved link hasn't worked in a year... Hmm whats up wit dat?

Posted by: commentor what bought a F'n shirt in 2006 at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (0CF1W)

251 Tolkien used Black to denote Evil, that's why.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (vkJL/)

252 antisocial, NGU said the same thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (grEyk)

253 I don't know, but I remember that leftists were complaining that the orcs were really just thinly disguised black people. Orcs.

I can't think of a more racist take on the movie. The Southrons and Easterlings are clearly based on real human cultures...that historically have been dominated by dark lord types.

The orcs are...not. They are bestial and cannibalistic.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (ESjRY)

254 Except Orcs were corrupted Elves. So, using the leftist logic, you can only get blacks (orcs) from whites (elves)?

Which is very different from Nation of Islam teaching, which says that whites are defective blacks.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (/NCI4)

255 You must be tiny. Chic-fil-a sandwich is an appetizer.
I'd a fought the dog.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (ihU8z)

256 banana dream, go every day for years, also like his journal picks.

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (2JoB8)

257 I know we are hating on them, but I went to Chic-fil-A today. Got chicken strips and a chocolate shake. Shared the chicken with my pup.

Used to go there once a week. Not anymore. Moving where the closest one is a 90 minute drive will do that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (Bd6X8)

258 you've heard the story of the admiral and red pants for being wounded and not scaring his sailors? he also had brown pants when he saw all the Spanish Galleons arrayed so they couldn't see he was so scared he shat his pants.
...

Posted by: BifBewalskix @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 07:31 PM (UgAdJ)

That was a Bill Engvall bit from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:34 PM (PiwSw)

259 IIRC there are two orc origin stories in Tolkein - one they are corrupted elves and the other one of the big bads created them as a twisted mirror image of the noble races.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:34 PM (ESjRY)

260 Life is about balance.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2022 07:32 PM (anj39)

The Peach Hate Shakes are excellent.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:34 PM (PiwSw)

261 Is there something you'd liked to tell us? Are you Miss AlaBAMA now?
Posted by: bluebell at June 08, 2022 07:12 PM

As the inaugural Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Hall of Fame inductee, it's probably unwise to put any sort of limitations on AlaBAMA.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

262 I used to get the chicken strips to share with my pups. One had cancer and I was trying to do something special. Then he died and I would get chicken strips for the two that were left. Now I'm down to one and he really needs to lose weight. But just felt like the right thing to do. And they make a tasty shake.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:35 PM (5HBd1)

263 Melkor/Morgoth captured elves and twisted them into orcs.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2022 07:35 PM (vkJL/)

264 Escalator on AF1

They need one of those chairs on a rail. It better have a seat belt, too.

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2022 07:35 PM (D6lWx)

265 263 Melkor/Morgoth captured elves and twisted them into orcs.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2022 07:35 PM (vkJL/)

Was that for pride month?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (ynpvh)

266 248 *Opens it*

Aaaaannnndddd now I'm gay.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (hugk5)

lol
Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:32 PM (nByzo)

Almost 120,000 likes on Instagram though, and way too many "you go, Queen!" comments.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (hR5xa)

267 >“Yes,” De Niro replied “He’s uh, you know – he got us into calm waters. That was the idea.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2022 07:26 PM (63Dwl)

You mean no mean tweets that rustle your jimmies. You can enjoy your Inner Class privilege in peace.

Fuck you, you sawed-off manlet.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (sgpJf)

268 There was a hilarious fake transcript of a few lefties like chomsky discussing LOTR. A decade or so ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (0fVbu)

269 Hold the penis hold the lettuce special orders don't upset us

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (M+Lyo)

270 No peach shakes, I asked.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

271 Bet you a dollar Biden is in a wheelchair when out of sight.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (vkJL/)

272 > Which is very different from Nation of Islam teaching, which says that whites are defective blacks.

Worse. According to NoI, whites were engineered by a mad scientist to be evil, counterfeit people.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (eyxn4)

273 266 248 *Opens it*

Aaaaannnndddd now I'm gay.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (hugk5)

lol
Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:32 PM (nByzo)

Almost 120,000 likes on Instagram though, and way too many "you go, Queen!" comments.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (hR5xa)

Is she from Wales? Cuz she looks like one...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:37 PM (ynpvh)

274 It used to be an adult thing to take care of home problems at home and not let them interfere with work.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2022 07:37 PM (ihU8z)

275 *Opens it*

Aaaaannnndddd now I'm gay.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM (hugk5)

Almost 120,000 likes on Instagram though, and way too many "you go, Queen!" comments.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (hR5xa)

It's like a gay laser beam.

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:37 PM (nByzo)

276 Was that for pride month?

One of the things I like about War Hammer is that Slaanesh, one of their big bads, is clearly the Demon god of Pride Week.

Of course we also have Cock Curious Fauci worshipping Nurgle...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:37 PM (ESjRY)

277 Something's odd with the economy. Lots of stuff closed and gone. And high end boutiques in their place.

Posted by: blaster at June 08, 2022 07:37 PM (KN+jT)

278 270 No peach shakes, I asked.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (5HBd1)

They're seasonal, late summer I think.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:37 PM (PiwSw)

279 Almost 120,000 likes on Instagram though, and way too many "you go, Queen!" comments.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (hR5xa

Tried to ignore what can brown do for you and check background.. probably jailbait

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 08, 2022 07:37 PM (/6GbT)

280 259 IIRC there are two orc origin stories in Tolkein - one they are corrupted elves and the other one of the big bads created them as a twisted mirror image of the noble races.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:34 PM (ESjRY)

Well it's both really. The elves are used as base materials and transmuted into orcs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (b2nrj)

281 271 Bet you a dollar Biden is in a wheelchair when out of sight.

Posted by: davidt at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (vkJL/)

So a modern-day FDR, expect with full diapers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

282 Something's odd with the economy. Lots of stuff closed and gone. And high end boutiques in their place.

The governing class is doing very, very well under Biden.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (ESjRY)

283 *Opens it*
Aaaaannnndddd now I'm gay.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2022 07:30 PM

Thanks for taking one for the Team.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

284 You mean no mean tweets that rustle your jimmies. You can enjoy your Inner Class privilege in peace.

Fuck you, you sawed-off manlet.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (sgpJf)

I suspect the trafficking focus of the DOJ under Trump was putting a twist in his panties.

Posted by: Comrade flounderx, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (nByzo)

285 I would love to rip on Booger King for being woke-ghey-trans-commie-whatever but the bottom line is that we had a Booger King 20 miles away on the interstate and it was nasty. Then they opened one in town (small town 20K population) and it was even moar nasty. The owners didn't even bother to open it at the published business hours. Most importantly not opening in the morning to service the "on the way to work" breakfast crowd.

If you ain't open for breakfast before 7 you ain't open for breakfast. Fuck Booger King with a rusty pineapple sideways and put some habanero sauce in there to compensate for the trans-ghey chickenshit bull shit.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (3AD8C)

286 College student comes home during break and confesses to his mother, who is cooking dinner in the kitchen, that he us gay. Mum replies, "Do you mean to tell me that you suck other men's dicks? ....... Don't you ever dare complain about any of my cooking again!"

Posted by: Ciampino at June 08, 2022 07:39 PM (qfLjt)

287 Next up Cum Burgers.
Howz My Azz Taste is the new Burger King song

Posted by: commentor what bought a F'n shirt in 2006 at June 08, 2022 07:39 PM (0CF1W)

288 If you ain't open for breakfast before 7 you ain't open for breakfast

There is only one 7 o'clock a day, and that is clearly way to late for breakfast.

Posted by: Millenials at June 08, 2022 07:39 PM (ESjRY)

289 Here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/Commielotr

McSweeney's of course. Didn't they do festive gourd season too?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:39 PM (0fVbu)

290 Thanks for taking one for the Team.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Anytime, Sweetcakes. *Wink*

Posted by: Robert, newly emfaggened at June 08, 2022 07:40 PM (hugk5)

291 285 Fuck Booger King with a rusty pineapple sideways and put some habanero sauce in there to compensate for the trans-ghey chickenshit bull shit.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (3AD8C)

Add Turkey shit, substitute duck for chiken and you have a Turd-ducken.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 08, 2022 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

292 The Sawed-Off Manlets: DeNiro, Robert Reich, Fauci...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:40 PM (PiwSw)

293 Something's odd with the economy. Lots of stuff closed and gone. And high end boutiques in their place.

Let the deplorable rubes eat sawdust.

Posted by: San Fran Marie-Nan at June 08, 2022 07:41 PM (Xrfse)

294
That was a Bill Engvall bit from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

couldn't remember where i had heard it, thank you!

and here's my sign.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 07:42 PM (UgAdJ)

295 Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (3AD8C)

The ones by us have horrible service, even before covid and short staffing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:42 PM (wZUnB)

296 There are people protesting outside Kavanaugh's house again, but I'm not sure why they are protesting since it seems to be just men who only enter the rectum, and women no once would ever screw, so why are they worried about abortion?

Posted by: Rbastid at June 08, 2022 07:42 PM (BxHw2)

297 No, we have Dollar Generals all over the place. But it does seem like an odd economy. Lots of help wanted signs but people having problems finding jobs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 08, 2022 07:42 PM (5HBd1)

298 >>>This is a great point. I find myself slipping into this mode of appeasement from time to time -- conceding major points to the deranged, perverted left to quibble about a detail when it's really the whole which must be opposed.

Such as calling a pretend-woman "her" or "she". It's a dude. HE is a male with a mental illness.

Posted by: Roy at June 08, 2022 07:43 PM (Ti+Tv)

299 Anytime, Sweetcakes. *Wink*
Posted by: Robert, newly emfaggened at June 08, 2022 07:40 PM (hugk5)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2022 07:43 PM (wZUnB)

300 290 Thanks for taking one for the Team.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Anytime, Sweetcakes. *Wink*
Posted by: Robert, newly emfaggened at June 08, 2022 07:40 PM

Success! My grand Pride month plan is already working. The San Francisco gay men's choir may be after your children, but I'm converting America's men.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 08, 2022 07:43 PM (NCgXW)

301 why are they worried about abortion?
Posted by: Rbastid at June 08, 2022 07:42 PM (BxHw2)

(Jump to top of page)

Really?

Posted by: The new science at June 08, 2022 07:43 PM (/6GbT)

302 Almost 120,000 likes on Instagram though, and way too many "you go, Queen!" comments.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 08, 2022 07:36 PM (hR5xa)
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I read that in a "You go now!" Chinese voice.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 08, 2022 07:44 PM (zL564)

303 Obama orders the bottom one

Posted by: Jimco Industries at June 08, 2022 07:44 PM (ySrZV)

304 The coof panic devoured what was left of the "work gene".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 08, 2022 07:44 PM (Xrfse)

305 "Banned by the state" apparently doesn't mean the endless examples of conservative-written or -themed books that are never put out on the shelves of any of the big booksellers.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 08, 2022 07:45 PM (afb6l)

306 Received a coupon from Capt Dave's Fish and Chips.
OK, looks alright. I couldn't eat it. The feral cat that hangs out on the bannister wouldn't eat it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 08, 2022 07:46 PM (ihU8z)

307 My addiction to Funko Pops and Lego sets is unslakable.

I just ordered two Optimus Prime Lego Sets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2022 07:46 PM (jK+sW)

308 Is a double bottom like a power bottom? Asking for Tater.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 08, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV)

309 Origin story:

Orks were all fine decent lads until they clicked a link to Lena Dunham stuffed into a brown bikini.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:46 PM (0fVbu)

310 Has anyone seen the movie 'The Painted Bird'? streaming I thinf on tubi oe Hulu? It is listed as a foreign film.
It is kinde of special and a great escape movie if you like that kind of stuff. I really liked it..

Posted by: commentor what bought a F'n shirt in 2006 at June 08, 2022 07:47 PM (0CF1W)

311 I haven't been to Burger Thing in over 10 years. I cut way down on all fast food, partly to save money and partly because of the disgusting food and employees.

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 07:47 PM (vrz2I)

312
Notice how the left is not deterred at all even though one of their own was just caught trying to murder Kavanaugh.

They don't care.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 08, 2022 07:47 PM (AFd2y)

313 Problem with AF1 and a Stairlift is the airports own the stairs.

Oh wait, that'll be a mere $100B w/10% for TBG.
No worries, barely an inconvenience.

Can't wait to see Joey flatshifting his Lark soon. (visions of the 'chase' after George aka Biff -- seinfeld party foh)

Posted by: micky at June 08, 2022 07:48 PM (3byMq)

314 When I was in college, the bookstore had a copy of The Anarchist's Handbook. Lots of cool stuff in there. Banned in Boston, of course. Boston used to ban everything. But it's not a college town.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 08, 2022 07:48 PM (KAi1n)

315 Unused audio commentary by Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, recorded in 2002 for The Fellowship of the Ring (Platinum Series Extended Edition) DVD, Pt 1

https://tinyurl.com/2p8nzu4x

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2022 07:49 PM (sAmhv)

316 I just ordered two Optimus Prime Lego Sets.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2022 07:46 PM (jK+sW)

Only two??

Posted by: dantesed at June 08, 2022 07:49 PM (88xKn)

317 Orks were all fine decent lads until they clicked a link to Lena Dunham stuffed into a brown bikini.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:46 PM (0fVbu)
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None can resist the spawn of Ungoliant.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at June 08, 2022 07:49 PM (aaGzp)

318 Boston used to ban everything. But it's not a college town.

Boston has a fine tradition of banning anything not required.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2022 07:49 PM (ESjRY)

319 >>> banana dream, go every day for years, also like his journal picks.
Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2022 07:33 PM (2JoB

Something is causing the badblue domain to be on a malware blacklist.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:49 PM (0fVbu)

320 I wonder if that rocket-surgeon Leesa is ashamed for her country mainly because those books are still on the shelf, not that they are "banned".

Posted by: Roy at June 08, 2022 07:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

321 308 Is a double bottom like a power bottom? Asking for Tater.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of thchickens at June 08, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV)

Have you gone for a walk?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:50 PM (PiwSw)

322 Notice how the left is not deterred at all even though one of their own was just caught trying to murder Kavanaugh.

They don't care.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 08, 2022 07:47 PM (AFd2y)

Right? If they caught somebody trying to murder pelosi the fucking 101st airborne would be parachuting into her property by now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 08, 2022 07:50 PM (VwHCD)

323 @316

>>Only two??

The limit is two.

I'll probably get a third one though at some point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2022 07:50 PM (jK+sW)

324 What's an Optimus Prime?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2022 07:51 PM (Wy1BU)

325 The limit is two.

Uh huh. If you say so

Posted by: Some Dem Ballot Harvestor at June 08, 2022 07:51 PM (ESjRY)

326 >>Banned in Boston, of course. Boston used to ban everything. But it's not a college town.

It isn't?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2022 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

327 I'll go to the local BBQ place to get a burger sometimes, when I don't get BBQ. It's family owned and the cook has been there 20 years at least. The servers know me and I never have to worry about what is happening with my food in the kitchen. It doesn't cost anymore than the chains either.

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 07:52 PM (vrz2I)

328 326 >>Banned in Boston, of course. Boston used to ban everything. But it's not a college town.

It isn't?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2022 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)

Spinal Tap reference.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 08, 2022 07:52 PM (PiwSw)

329 >>Spinal Tap reference.

Ah, got it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)

330 "Otherwise"
Good one!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 08, 2022 07:53 PM (jTmQV)

331 "What's an Optimus Prime?"

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: fd at June 08, 2022 07:54 PM (vrz2I)

332 @324

>>What's an Optimus Prime?

Leader of The Autobots, holder of The Matrix of Leadership, friend and protector to human kind, raconteur and ladies man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2022 07:54 PM (jK+sW)

333 Greg Price
@greg_price11
1h
BREAKING: 10 Republicans just voted with Democrats to increase the minimum age for buying semi-automatic weapons to 21.

Fitzpatrick-PA Gonzalez-OH
Jacobs-NY Katko-NY
Kinzinger-IL Malliotakis-NY
Salazar-FL Smith-NJ
Turner-OH Upton-MI

It's passed the house, BTW.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnix at June 08, 2022 07:54 PM (DTX3h)

334 312
Notice how the left is not deterred at all even though one of their own was just caught trying to murder Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 08, 2022 07:47 PM

Was it over when ~~the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor~~ the shooter failed to kill Scalise? When we only broke Rand's rib? He'll no!

Posted by: Bluto at June 08, 2022 07:54 PM (NCgXW)

335 What's an Optimus Prime?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2022 07:51 PM

$10 more than an Optimus Secundus, same as in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 08, 2022 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

336 I tend to think of college towns as being places where the college is the biggest and or best paying employer.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 07:56 PM (eyxn4)

337 322
Right? If they caught somebody trying to murder pelosi the fucking 101st airborne would be parachuting into her property by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 08, 2022 07:50 PM

They certainly spared no expense tracking down the dude that shit in the driveway of her 3rd or 4th home, and ignored all that no-bail bullshit to arrest and charge him. Weird.

Posted by: Grimmy at June 08, 2022 07:57 PM (NCgXW)

338 'Scuse me while I plug this thing in.

Posted by: Electric Optimus Prime at June 08, 2022 07:57 PM (vrz2I)

339 nood

Whitetail

Cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at June 08, 2022 07:57 PM (0fVbu)

340 335 What's an Optimus Prime?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 08, 2022 07:51 PM

$10 more than an Optimus Secundus, same as in town.
----
Is an Optimus Secundus the same as a Meh Prime?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 08, 2022 08:00 PM (qfLjt)

341 316 I just ordered two Optimus Prime Lego Sets.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 08, 2022 07:46 PM (jK+sW)

You didn't get the Capitol or White House set?

Posted by: Javems at June 08, 2022 08:00 PM (AmoqO)

342 If Gabe or any other person can look at these videos and say these specific drag show performances done in front of children aren't obviously sexual, my only response is they're retarded.

https://bit.ly/3mObh7D

Thong bikinis, over the knee gogo boots, pelvic gyrations, and dance moves used in strip clubs across the country are all overtly sexual. This may be mild compared to what goes on in San Francisco bathhouses, but it does not belong in the schools.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2022 08:01 PM (eyxn4)

343 Unused audio commentary by Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky, recorded in 2002 for The Fellowship of the Ring (Platinum Series Extended Edition) DVD, Pt 1

https://tinyurl.com/2p8nzu4x
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 08, 2022 07:49 PM (sAmhv)
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Wow, thanks for posting that. I can see why it was cut.
What a bunch of idiots.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 08, 2022 08:02 PM (zL564)

344
Shapiro, a conservative podcast host, then praised the filmmakers for not "treating the military as either victims of mental health problems or people who are victimized by the evil American regime..."

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Americans who are victimized by the evil American regime is like a solid 85% of the total population. An increasing number of them are also mentally ill. Is the military so much different?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 08, 2022 08:03 PM (xPIwr)

345 342 If Gabe or any other person can look at these videos and say these specific drag show performances done in front of children aren't obviously sexual, my only response is they're retarded.
---
He knows they're sexual. He's lying.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 08, 2022 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

346 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 2h
MILITARY AIRCRAFT CRASH:
• Imperial County, Calif.
• 5 presumed dead
• Plane possibly carrying nuclear material
• Cause of crash unknown

The downed Military plane, believed to be a V-22 Osprey, belongs to the 3rd Marine Aircraft

Update: Disclose.tv @disclosetv
UPDATE - USMC says an MV-22B Osprey crashed in California, adds "there was no nuclear material on board the aircraft."
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1534658035292987392

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 08, 2022 08:04 PM (yikp0)

347 The V-22 Osprey is a deathtrap, even worse than a 60 year old H-46.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 08, 2022 08:12 PM (8vAGe)

348 dangit. neighbor's kitty didn't come home last night whe we had 4.5 inches of rain. hope she's just holed up somewhere freeloading. she does have a habit of inviting herself into other people's houses

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 08, 2022 08:18 PM (UgAdJ)

349 Today I heard that they're having a drag show at next week at work. My plan is to avoid it.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at June 08, 2022 09:40 PM (LJSpF)

350 Does anyone here use the DuckDuckGo browser and are having problems with AceofSpades crashing the app? Does not happen on any other sites. Just Ace. Pissing me off.

Posted by: Danimal at June 08, 2022 10:18 PM (LpTXo)

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