Libs of TikTok... <i>and Friends</i>

Libs of TikTok... and Friends

Stuff from Libs of TikTok, and stuff that could be from Libs of TikTok.

Will "Lia" Thomas says he's not satisfied beating the shit out of domestic women's swimming records, and plans to beat the shit out of international women's swimming records by competing in the Olympics.

His teammates also say that the University of Pennsylvania intimidated them into silence.

In a new documentary about gender ideology that will air tomorrow night, the anonymous teammates said they were told never to question Lia's place and warned that doing would seal their fate.
'Penn actually brought in people high up in the athletic department to talk to us, like brought in someone from the LGBTQ center, they brought in someone from psychological services.
The message was 'Lia's swimming is a non-negotiable.'

They've made it pretty clear, if you speak up about it, your life will be over in some way, you'll be blasted all over the internet as a "transphobe," ... you'll never be able to get a job,' one of the girls said.
'Lia's swimming is a non-negotiable,' one swimmer says she was told by an unnamed college executive.
...
UPenn did not immediately respond to inquiries on Tuesday.

But Will Thomas maintains he's not a threat to women:

'Trans women are not a threat to women's sport,' [he] said.

Dude, you literally are a threat to women. School officials are threatening women on your behalf.

And I bet you didn't tell officials "Don't threaten those girls just for me," did you?

San Francisco mayor London Breed will spend $6.5 million to end trans homelessness -- the regular homeless can just keep dying on the street.

Some people are just more Equal than others.

Mayor London Breed on Tuesday announced $6.5 million in her proposed budget for a plan to end trans homelessness in San Francisco by 2027.
Breed is expected to unveil her proposed two-year budget June 1.
According to a news release from her office, the plan to end trans homelessness will be a collaborative effort between the Mayor's Office on Housing and Community Development, the Department of Homelessness and Supportive Housing, the Department of Public Health, the Office of Transgender Initiatives, and nonprofit organizations serving transgender and gender-nonconforming people experiencing homelessness or at-risk of homelessness.
...
The mayor's proposed two-year budget includes the following to begin implementation of the plan to end trans homelessness: at least 150 long-term housing subsidies through the city's Flexible Housing Subsidy Pool program and acquisition and operations for a new permanent supportive housing site for TGNC and LGBQ+ youth, with a focus on transition age youth.
The plan also calls for $6 million over two years dedicated to fund short-term rental subsidies, flexible financial assistance, and support to build capacity among nonprofit providers serving TGNC residents and $500,000 to fund behavioral health services for TGNC individuals experiencing homelessness or at-risk of homelessness, building on the $500,000 investment already supporting trans youth experiencing homelessness, according to the release.

Say, does the Constitution have anything to say about discriminating against people based on their sexuality? That is, based on their sexuality being normal?

Powerline notes that as San Francisco spends more and more on homelessness, they just keep making more and more homlessness:

When you subsidize something, you get more of it, you might almost conclude.

A female inmate speaks out about being imprisoned with men.

An inmate at New Jersey's Edna Mahan Correctional Facility for Women (EMCFW) is speaking out against the transfer of trans-identifying male convicts into the facility.
Speaking with Reduxx, incarcerated woman Miseka Diggs explained that the female inmates in EMCFW are "scared to death" of the men. Under the current policy, the men do not need to undergo any surgery, and Diggs asserts that most of the men are not on hormone replacement therapy. She stated that a majority of women incarcerated at EMCFW have past trauma, with many being victims of male violence, and the presence of men in the facility is causing them severe distress.
According to a 2016 report from the Vera Institute of Justice, 86% of incarcerated women have a history of abuse and 77% have a history of experiencing intimate partner violence. Women's rights advocates have described this situation as a "sexual abuse-to-prison pipeline."

Maybe she's just a con doing what cons do -- complaining to anyone who will listen.

But then again:

The first male inmate transferred to EMCFW was Perry Cerf, who uses the name "Michelle Hel-loki Angelina." As previously reported by Reduxx, Cerf is serving a 50-year sentence for the murder of Ecuadorian immigrant Flor Andrade. He accepted a longer sentence to have his rape conviction removed from his record.
"Going to prison on a sex charge would be a safety concern for me," Cerf said at the time. He boasted of drinking the woman's blood after killing her. Cerf was later found wearing her clothing, driving her car, and had placed his own photograph over hers on the victim's identification.
Diggs told Reduxx that the day Cerf was transferred into the facility, she witnessed him being escorted by approximately 15 guards. As he was being moved down the corridors, she saw him attempting to kick down doors to women's cells. While incarcerated in the men's facility at New Jersey State Prison, Cerf assaulted other male inmates and at one point was placed in solitary confinement for 23 hours each day.

Diggs says the new "women" prisoners routinely threaten the real women by pointing out they're really men and will knock them out if they're not submitted to.

J.K. Rowling, trying to both fight for the rights of actual women while also not angering the easily-enraged trans extremists, invents a new euphemism for men pretending to be women.

I don't think they're going to be appeased.

J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling

"We feel like we are part of some sick joke. This is a nightmare that we can't wake up from."
She links to the article I excerpted above
Vulnerable and traumatised women pay the highest price for luxury beliefs. These are the real world consequences of redefining woman to include the penised.

Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando
"The penised". You'll have to excuse me because I am now deceased

Side-note, The Penised was the name of Brian Stelter's first rap album.

Oh, by the way, this is the women's prison where, reportedly, two female prisoners are now pregnant after having sex with a transgender "female" inmate.

A woman was r@ped in England. She gave an interview to the BBC, describing a sexual assault at the hands of a man who claimed he was a woman. She referred to her attacker, properly, as "he," because he was a man.

But the BBC censored her words and edited them to conform to Newspeak, to change all of the "he/him" pronouns the victim had used for her attacker to the "they/them" pronouns the trans rapist preferred.

In other words: they substituted the rapist's preferred pronouns for the rape victim's preferred pronouns for him.

The BBC changed the testimony of a rape victim after a debate over the pronouns of her transgender attacker, The Times has learnt.
The woman referred to her alleged rapist as "him" but insiders said that her words were changed to avoid "misgendering" the abuser in an article on the corporation's website.
The BBC article replaced every reference to "he" or "him" with "they" or "them". A source said the quote was the subject of heated debate prior to publication. Some journalists argued that the quote should remain intact, while others said it should reflect the trans woman's preferred she/her pronouns.
It comes amid growing concern among BBC staff that an internal diversity team is influencing what journalists can report, preventing them from covering gender identity issues accurately and impartially.
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"They were originally all male references but the woke bros at the news website wanted to make them female because of misgendering," said a person with knowledge of the matter. "It's quite shocking. I can't think of any other situation where we would change the words of an alleged rape victim."

LOL, so the compromise they settled on was "they/them"? Let's split the difference between he/him and she/her, and say they/them? Are you kidding me right now?

The BBC said: "It's routine to have editorial discussions about different stories. Our only intention when deciding on language is to make things as clear as possible for audiences."

Really? You think that referring to single persons as "they" and saying that a woman had been raped by another woman using "her penis" (or "their penis") makes things clearer for the reader, do you?

Third grade teacher promotes gender confusion in classroom.

The Biden Administration is forcing schools to allow boys in girls' bathrooms -- or he'll withhold federal money for lunch subsidies for poor students.

Joe Biden and Democrats weren�t kidding about their pledge to transform public institutions into gender dysphoria contagion zones.

Well put Joy Pullman.

K-12 schools must allow boys into girls' private areas to obtain federal funds for lunches, breakfasts, and snacks, the Biden administration announced this month. A U.S. Department of Education spokesman told The Federalist the Biden administration's press releases from several agencies announcing this policy will be followed by formal rulemaking in June.
"It seems to be playing politics with feeding poor kids, which is really unfortunate," John Elcesser, executive director of the Indiana Non-Public Education Association, said via phone amid weeks of attempting to sort out these new demands with government officials on behalf of private schools in his state. "Because if a school feels like they cannot participate because it's in conflict with their mission or values, if a religious exemption is not granted, you're taking away a program that's feeding low-income kids."

This Short Fat Otaku video about provable cases of grooming is cued up to the point where he talks about cases of boys, some of whom don't even present as "trans," who are using schools' loosey-goosey "trans bathrooms" policies as a license to just walk into the girls' rooms to look at them. The schools know this is going on, but their policies just say "never question anyone's claimed gender expression."

He also reviews one of the clearest cases of hardcore grooming, here, where California teachers spied on kids' private DMs to each other to find vulnerable kids to recruit into their "Gay Straight Alliance," whereupon they pressured them to accept a trans identity -- all behind their parents' backs. And then they pressured the parents to accept that the child they'd groomed to be trans was now trans and would commit suicide if the parents didn't affirm their grooming work, and called child protective services when the parents had some... questions about this grooming process.

One reason I keep pointing out that teachers have limited education is because these particular teachers are acting as if they are accredited, licensed psychiatrists with a specialty in child psychiatry. They are not. They are making up this bullshit in secret listservs with other know-nothings. They are engaging in radical experimental psychiatric interventions on children, using methods that have never been tested or approved by anyone, anywhere. It's just some shit that a bunch of know-nothing 26 year old Education Majors cooked up in a listserv over a couple of weekends while getting sloshed on Box Wine.

The curricula teachers teach is debated and approved committees and ultimately by state officials -- and yet teachers are being permitted to freelance as unlicensed, untrained child psychiatrists and employ experimental psychiatric grooming techniques that Jenni the Education Major and Wannabe TikTok influencer thought "made a lot of sense" to her?

What the absolute fuh?

By the way, at the end, he does this whole "the right-wing would be doing this too, indoctrinating kids into neo-confederate and Nazi parades, if they were in power."

You know, like we had in the schools all through the eighties when the right had more power.

So I don't suggest watching it all the way through.

But the parts I've highlighted are worth the review. The parents' anguish about the experimental psychiatric interventions performed on their children without their consent or even knowledge is especially gripping.

Norwegian feminist faces up to three years in prison for the "hate speech" of saying that transgenders aren't women

Paula Boyland at PJMedia has more from "Fatherly HQ."

Jenifer McGuire, Ph.D., an associate professor of family social science at the University of Minnesota, has been to Pride celebrations across the world with her family, from Tucson to Amsterdam. McGuire, a lesbian parent, always preps her kids for possible adult content beforehand. After a few events, the kids knew to expect nudity and other surprises. "They just had to learn to laugh and enjoy things. Like there were these Beanie Babies with giant penises on them," McGuire says. "For a fourth- and fifth-grade kid, that's super funny."

Oh yeah. Super-funny.

"Fatherly." Uh-huh. Maybe just call it what it is: "Leatherdaddy Monthly."

Content warning for this picture showing a six-year-old girl (I'd guess) being brought close to nearly-naked men dressed only in leather straps and leather "puppy masks," who are leashed and on all fours. She's being brought close to the Puppy Gimps to pet them.

Posted by: Ace at 05:04 PM

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1
This is too good not to repeat:

I'm so Super Straight I only eat hot dogs sideways!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 05:05 PM (+jmjg)

2 Powerline notes that as San Francisco spends more and more on homelessness, they just keep making more and more homlessness:

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When you subsidize something, you get more of it, you might almost conclude.

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That's so odd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 03, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

3 Like there were these Beanie Babies with giant penises on them," McGuire says. "For a fourth- and fifth-grade kid, that's super funny."

Yeah, that's a real fucking knee slapper.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:05 PM (nxdel)

4 Holy crap, that's a lot of content!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 03, 2022 05:06 PM (Qy7kP)

5 Satan rules the earth.
He's got your kids and now he's coming for your guns.

Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at June 03, 2022 05:06 PM (z9V4B)

6 The girth of this post is ace trying to prove his SS creds.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 05:07 PM (QYPq3)

7 Are you threatened by my cock? Get over it, it's non-negotiable!

Let's take a shower...

Posted by: Lia Thomas at June 03, 2022 05:07 PM (wwcKe)

8 What up?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2022 05:09 PM (BFigT)

9 London Breed has a five-year plan. How Soviet of her.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 05:09 PM (4I/2K)

10 >>> 5 Satan rules the earth.
He's got your kids and now he's coming for your guns.
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at June 03, 2022 05:06 PM (z9V4B)

Stan is a whiny little biotch who knows he's going to lose.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:09 PM (llON8)

11 "Are you under 18?"

Posted by: Groomers 'r' Us at June 03, 2022 05:09 PM (HAeoF)

12 >>>1This is too good not to repeat:
I'm so Super Straight I only eat hot dogs sideways!

it is a good one

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 05:09 PM (AkbRF)

13 I posit that the whole trans/homosexual push is based on a desire for population decrease, especially in the hated western world. The grooming is pushed to give the compliant sexual release.

The WEF pushes the agenda to federal governments, who push it to their captive oligarchic corporations, who push it on the masses.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 03, 2022 05:09 PM (lTGtQ)

14 Wouldn't women be the ones who get penised? Peniser would work better for men right? Not that I don't expect crappy writing from Rowling.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 05:11 PM (0fVbu)

15 >>>Let's take a shower...

Posted by: Lia Thomas at June 03, 2022 05:07 PM (wwcKe)

Race you there!

Posted by: President of the United States of Gaymerica at June 03, 2022 05:11 PM (QYPq3)

16 types

thinks

deletes.

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2022 05:12 PM (E0NVW)

17 The love that shall not speak won't shut the fuck up.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

18 >>6 The girth of this post is ace trying to prove his SS creds.

i cut some of it, it was too much filth for one thread.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (AkbRF)

19 >>> 14 Wouldn't women be the ones who get penised? Peniser would work better for men right? Not that I don't expect crappy writing from Rowling.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 05:11 PM (0fVbu)

She was adjectiving to your verbing.

Those are totally words.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (llON8)

20 He isn't even trying to look like a woman. You know why? Because he knows that the assholes in the media will back him up no matter how outrageous the situation is. What a dick.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (+lVUW)

21 >>> 16 types

thinks

deletes.
Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2022 05:12 PM (E0NVW)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (llON8)

22 My comment disappeared. Did I do something wrong Ace?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (nxdel)

23 That's some sick sh*t.

Posted by: Bosk at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (x6uUk)

24 Powerline notes that as San Francisco spends more and more on homelessness they just keep making more and more homlessness:

The Seattle model.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (P5wHg)

25 >>>i cut some of it, it was too much filth for one thread.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (AkbRF)

Just the tip?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 05:14 PM (QYPq3)

26 I think the ladies should just drown Willie Thomas. Claim accidental.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 05:14 PM (qfLjt)

27 Nasty. Just nasty enough to make a person puke.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2022 05:14 PM (gktX6)

28 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2022 05:14 PM (arJlL)

29 >>>22 My comment disappeared. Did I do something wrong Ace?

nothing I did!

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2022 05:14 PM (AkbRF)

30 I'd feel worse about this, but as noted previously the trans foolisnhess is predominantly feminists and Title IX having their own mechanisms of institutional favoritism and bullying blow back on them so meh whatever.

Posted by: CppThis at June 03, 2022 05:14 PM (UewuT)

31 >>>Powerline notes that as San Francisco spends more and more on homelessness they just keep making more and more homlessness:

The Seattle model.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (P5wHg)

We did it!

Posted by: Norm Rice at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3)

32 >>> 22 My comment disappeared. Did I do something wrong Ace?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:13 PM (nxdel)

Ace saw that rolling stop you made at the one intersection. Ace saw you take those extra hot sauce packets at Taco Bell.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (llON8)

33 It doesn't matter how much support you give gay/trans people. It will never be enough and they will tell you that flat-out to your face. You didn't march in the parade for them. You didn't write op-eds extolling their virtues. You didn't stand on a street corner waving a rainbow sign. You're a transphobic gay-hater.

A lifetime with two gay sisters has taught me all I need to know about homosexuality.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (cTCuP)

34 It's like an Arms Race of psychosis...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (jTmQV)

35 Intersectionaly Marxism is eating us alive

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2022 05:16 PM (2JoB8)

36 >>>If you try to give yourself your own nickname, something dumb like 'Tooth' or 'Ace,' people will just make fun of you in the comments."

This would never happen.

Posted by: flounder at June 03, 2022 05:16 PM (H4Fic)

37 >>> 33 It doesn't matter how much support you give gay/trans people. It will never be enough and they will tell you that flat-out to your face. You didn't march in the parade for them. You didn't write op-eds extolling their virtues. You didn't stand on a street corner waving a rainbow sign. You're a transphobic gay-hater.

A lifetime with two gay sisters has taught me all I need to know about homosexuality.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (cTCuP)

With siblings like that, I would be a hater too, but not in the way those idiots mean...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:17 PM (llON8)

38 Rorschach....where are you now?

We never should have let Alan Moore kill you...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 03, 2022 05:17 PM (V6f9+)

39 It's like they all saw the trigglypuff gif, struggled to their feet and declared...

I AM TRIGGLYPUFF

Then they / them wheezed, checked they / them phone and collapsed back into they / their seated blob form.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2022 05:17 PM (zwDuR)

40 >>>It doesn't matter how much support you give gay/trans people. It will never be enough and they will tell you that flat-out to your face. You didn't march in the parade for them. You didn't write op-eds extolling their virtues. You didn't stand on a street corner waving a rainbow sign. You're a transphobic gay-hater.

A lifetime with two gay sisters has taught me all I need to know about homosexuality.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (cTCuP)

They're not going to stop until one has pledged allegiance to and declared them their god.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 05:17 PM (QYPq3)

41 SF spent $16K per homeless person in 2016. Last year they spent over $57K.

When you consider what the state and the Feds spend on top of the city budget, the total spend on "homeless programs" probably exceeds $100K per person.

Would these folks be materially worse off if the total was, instead, zero?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at June 03, 2022 05:17 PM (KrdbI)

42 Before you know it, they'll be pushing that we give trans people reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2022 05:17 PM (NpAcC)

43 Those poor women inmates and those poor kids exposed to the perversions of the sodomites.

I am lucky. As a grown man I avoid any and all sodomites I come into contact with and any businesses they operate when I can.

Sodomites are disordered and insane.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 03, 2022 05:17 PM (R/m4+)

44 Intersectionaly Marxism is eating us alive
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It's eating them / them alive.

Posted by: MJ at June 03, 2022 05:18 PM (zwDuR)

45
Everything in life is easier for women. Everything. Including in school, work, athletics, the military, law enforcement, courts and prison. Literally everywhere in society. They play life on easy-mode.

Their enormous head start in all things is being slightly eroded by trans-freaks, and the shrieking begins.

Go figure.

Put down the wine and quit agitating for all this shit, ladies... Oh? You can't, you shan't, heaven forfend? No sympathy.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 03, 2022 05:18 PM (xPIwr)

46 >>>A lifetime with two gay sisters has taught me all I need to know about homosexuality.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (cTCuP)

BTW, Patty and Selma?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 05:18 PM (QYPq3)

47 Rowling has it backwards. Women are penised. Men have penises with which we penis women.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 03, 2022 05:18 PM (RH9VR)

48 "Fatherly." Uh-huh. Maybe just call it what it is: "Leatherdaddy Monthly."
Posted by: Ace

I'm sure the leatherdaddies would be offended. None of them would want to be called something as staid as "father".

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 05:19 PM (P1f+c)

49 Back when Jim Carrey was funny, he played Vera de Milo on the TV show "In Living Color".

I don't know what made me recall that just now.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 03, 2022 05:19 PM (JWdaN)

50 Do people still have nervous breakdowns? Society seems to be having one of those.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 03, 2022 05:19 PM (eGTCV)

51 >>It doesn't matter how much support you give gay/trans people. It will never be enough and they will tell you that flat-out to your face.

That's fine cause I don't plan on giving them any support.

I used to be tolerant as long as they just went about their lives and didn't make any demands on me or society but now that they want special treatment they can kiss my ass. I never saw any of them giving me any "support".

Buck up, Nancy. Tough old world out there for everyone even us normal people.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 05:20 PM (ZLI7S)

52 San Francisco mayor London Breed will spend $6.5 million to end trans homelessness --

Why? They still have their dicks so it is easier for them to piss in the street. Also, that six million plus could buy "feminine products" for the homeless people who are actual women.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2022 05:20 PM (+lVUW)

53 "Side-note, The Penised was the name of Brian Stelter's first rap album."

Somehow Ace manages to succeed with a laugh-out-loud one-liner in the middle of a damn depressing post. Respect.

Posted by: KevinCanuck at June 03, 2022 05:20 PM (DcP8K)

54 >>> 46
==
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (cTCuP)

BTW, Patty and Selma?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 05:18 PM (QYPq3)

LOL

That would make creeper Marge. She isn't actually Marge. However, I hope that she makes it to TX in October and that I remember this, so I can ask her "How are Patty and Selma?"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:21 PM (llON8)

55 "BTW, Patty and Selma?"

I should know this/them. But I don't. Are they gay?

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:21 PM (cTCuP)

56 Rowling has it backwards. Women are penised. Men have penises with which we penis women.
Posted by: Someguy's

If I have a gun, I'm armed. And I can arm you by handing you the gun.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 05:21 PM (P1f+c)

57 Helena, thanks for the reminder.

*reaches for phone to make reservations in October*

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:22 PM (cTCuP)

58
Where does this shit come from, there is a source. Guessing College of Educations across the country.

I havent seen it answered by Big John Thomas never had a penisectomy, but kept the dick.

Is that for when he wants to have kids and that he likes chicks and wants to bones the female swimmers?

I understand swimmers are naked around eaach other a lot, showering, shaving. i mean, they are basically nude, but when they get in the locker rooms, it's clothes off.

And here comes this dude who sees that.

Uh huh. Deeper voice than Dolph Lundgren.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 03, 2022 05:22 PM (oWTeI)

59 It's too bad we only have a broken down old crow and a man that lives in sin with Frank Luntz as our voice in DC.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2022 05:22 PM (P5wHg)

60 The EMCF is not that far from one of the churches which I served. I find this absolutely infuriating that this is done to the women in the prison because we must all play make believe .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2022 05:22 PM (mF3Es)

61 So I guess waving my penis at strangers is the very same as waving the American flag.

All of this is so fucked up.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 05:23 PM (Qhnrt)

62 T56 Rowling has it backwards. Women are penised. Men have penises with which we penis women.
Posted by: Someguy's

If I have a gun, I'm armed. And I can arm you by handing you the gun.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 05:21 PM (P1f+c)

There is a direct analogous word here. Dicked. If I say "she was dicked", it doesn't mean she was endowed with a penis. Besides we can't hand women our penises, at least not in that sense.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 03, 2022 05:23 PM (RH9VR)

63 Afternoon.

Read the content. Amateur move.

Posted by: Robert at June 03, 2022 05:24 PM (xAbdA)

64 >>Besides we can't hand women our penises, at least not in that sense.

Apparently you can if you're in Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 05:24 PM (ZLI7S)

65 >>>
There is a direct analogous word here. Dicked. If I say "she was dicked", it doesn't mean she was endowed with a penis. Besides we can't hand women our penises, at least not in that sense.
Posted by: Someguy's at June 03, 2022 05:23 PM (RH9VR)

One can prick their finger.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 05:25 PM (0fVbu)

66 Does anyone do any archery?

I need a recco for a beginner's bow...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2022 05:25 PM (IEa8U)

67 >>> 55 "BTW, Patty and Selma?"

I should know this/them. But I don't. Are they gay?
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:21 PM (cTCuP)

They are Marge Simpson's older (?) cranky spinster twin (??) sisters. I don't recall if they are gay, but since The Simpsons has been on teewee for close to 30 years, maybe they are gay *now*, just like Dumbledore from Harry Potter is totes gay several years after J.K. Rowling finished the series.

>>> 57 Helena, thanks for the reminder.

*reaches for phone to make reservations in October*
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:22 PM (cTCuP)

woohoo!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:25 PM (llON8)

68 Ah, another freaky Friday.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 05:26 PM (QckWi)

69 "Besides we can't hand women our penises, at least not in that sense."

Lorena Bobbitt found a way.

Posted by: KevinCanuck at June 03, 2022 05:26 PM (DcP8K)

70 >>> 62 T56 Rowling has it backwards. Women are penised. Men have penises with which we penis women.
Posted by: Someguy's

If I have a gun, I'm armed. And I can arm you by handing you the gun.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 05:21 PM (P1f+c)

There is a direct analogous word here. Dicked. If I say "she was dicked", it doesn't mean she was endowed with a penis. Besides we can't hand women our penises, at least not in that sense.
Posted by: Someguy's at June 03, 2022 05:23 PM (RH9VR)

What if it's detachable?

Posted by: King Missle at June 03, 2022 05:27 PM (llON8)

71
So much of what is discussed is just mental health

So many people believe things that actually are not true

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 03, 2022 05:27 PM (t6OdK)

72 If some one waves their transgender dick at me I will reply with the following.... " That looks like a penis, only smaller like a toothpick"......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (WDNV0)

73 LIZA AND LOUISE**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHBM-du4AD8

**Probably boderline on the NSFW front

Posted by: NOFX at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (EpiXX)

74 None of this is very funny actually

Posted by: Ken Doll at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (0fVbu)

75 >>>So much of what is discussed is just mental health

So many people believe things that actually are not true

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 03, 2022 05:27 PM (t6OdK)

Spiritual health

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (QYPq3)

76 *phew* I waited so long to make reservations for the TXMoMe I was afraid there would be no room. But they squeezed me in. I'll see you Morons in October.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (cTCuP)

77 so where are all the feminists who get all pissy if a guy says "hi, honey" to a actual woman?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (Ynyl9)

78 "Are penised" can be a verb or an adjectival phrase.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (KAi1n)

79
So much of what is discussed is just mental health

So many people believe things that actually are not true
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at June 03, 2022 05:27 PM (t6OdK)

People believe these things because they're insane fucking crazy and should be locked up for life.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 05:30 PM (Qhnrt)

80 A lifetime with two gay sisters has taught me all I need to know about homosexuality.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022

Since it is relevant, I will tell my DisneyWorld story. I was inadvertently at Disney during Gay Week (just before Memorial Day) one year. I waited in line with my little girl for the Dumbo ride. Most of the rest of the people in line were adults. A lezbo sprinted ahead of me to claim the pink elephant. My kid didn't care, but how empty must you be to do that?

Posted by: Texican ette at June 03, 2022 05:30 PM (EiCgi)

81 So scientists agree that whole XX and XY thing is now meaningless.
I'm certainly thankful this world is not my home

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at June 03, 2022 05:30 PM (eGTCV)

82 At some point, somewhere, someone is going to do something horrible as a reaction to this lunacy. Guess who will be blamed.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2022 05:31 PM (ZsR3z)

83 Take the lane markers out of the pool and let the women athletes savage these interlopers

I'm a huge track and field fan. During the Olympic trials in Oregon last summer, in the women's 1500 the field broke to tighten the stagger. Runners closing the rail and there were just too many bodies. A man running masquerading as a women closed the rail and a big athletic fit women lowered the elbow and shUT him down. Women must stand up to these interlopers and get physical.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 03, 2022 05:31 PM (E7vND)

84 >>So scientists agree that whole XX and XY thing is now meaningless.
I'm certainly thankful this world is not my home

Never been a more confusing time to be an Insurance Underwriter.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2022 05:32 PM (EpiXX)

85 A lezbo sprinted ahead of me to claim the pink elephant. My kid didn't care, but how empty must you be to do that?
Posted by: Texican ette at June 03, 2022 05:30 PM (EiCgi)

Nailed it.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:32 PM (cTCuP)

86 Going to prison on a sex charge would be a safety concern for me," Cerf said at the time. He boasted of drinking the woman's blood after killing her. Cerf was later found wearing her clothing, driving her car, and had placed his own photograph over hers on the victim's identification.

Someone should get this story into Central American papers...come to America people...we'll let trannies murder you and drink your blood afterwards!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 05:32 PM (ESjRY)

87 I missed the Taylor Lorenz Thread.

Sad.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2022 05:33 PM (EpiXX)

88 Women must stand up to these interlopers and get physical.

This is not a long term solution. If it were, we would never have segregated the sexes in athletic competitions.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2022 05:34 PM (ZsR3z)

89 You don't need another word: "Penised"
We already have a perfectly useful word with the same latin origin: "Penetrate"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 03, 2022 05:34 PM (jTmQV)

90
Think about this... somewhere along the line, some """doctors""" were all "hey, let's peel this dude's banana and turn it inside out. Now he's byooootiful lady," and "let's staple this broad's toe to her pussy. Now she's a macho, macho man!"

And these highly-credentialed sideshow operators now run around like they're the biggest shit since Maimonides.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 03, 2022 05:34 PM (xPIwr)

91 I am originally from South Bend, IN. There was not a huge homeless problem for most of my life. Until, that it, the University of Notre Dame decided to fund, both financially and politically, an enormous homeless shelter.

Soon enough, nearby cities were sending their homeless to South Bend.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2022 05:34 PM (T6NRc)

92 *phew* I waited so long to make reservations for the TXMoMe I was afraid there would be no room. But they squeezed me in. I'll see you Morons in October.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (cTCuP)

They have more room? I have procrastinated terribly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 05:34 PM (4I/2K)

93 They have more room? I have procrastinated terribly.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 05:34 PM (4I/2K)

Get off your duff. $99. Such a deal.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:35 PM (cTCuP)

94 I wonder if the psychiatrists and psychologists one day figured out that they could make more money by telling crazy people that they're really normal, just a sort of different kind of normal.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 05:35 PM (Ynyl9)

95 >>> 92 *phew* I waited so long to make reservations for the TXMoMe I was afraid there would be no room. But they squeezed me in. I'll see you Morons in October.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:28 PM (cTCuP)

They have more room? I have procrastinated terribly.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 05:34 PM (4I/2K)

Call or get online now. Think of delicious bacon Horde-derves, fried by the Fry Daddy and served by the Bacon Wench.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:35 PM (llON8)

96 So if you get arrested for something, you can just say "Hey I'm a chick!" and they have to send you to a women's prison.

Which means

1) You don't get raped (probably)
2) If you are a rapist you've got plenty of targets
3) If you aren't a rapist you are about the only man that a bunch of women have access to

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 05:36 PM (ESjRY)

97 You don't need another word: "Penised"
We already have a perfectly useful word with the same latin origin: "Penetrate"

I thought you were going to go with hung.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2022 05:36 PM (ZsR3z)

98
Regarding the parade thing...

One of the big events in uber-commie Santa Barbara is the Summer Solstice Parade. Generally, it's a lot of fun. But about 15 or so years ago, there was a group that had a float with a serious BDSM vibe, with the float being pulled by a bunch of sweaty buff guys in leather speedos and studded suspenders. The couple who organized it were prancing around in body paint, she was topless under the paint (they were in their 50s, so the rule about public nudity only being practiced by those you don't want to see nekkid applies). The local limousine liberal filthy rich commies were LIVID that their precious snowflake children were subjected to such obviously obscene sights.

Within 6 months, the couple had been busted for running a brothel in town. I wouldn't be surprised if they were actually just running consensual swinger parties rather than a full-on brothel. But the local powers-that-be wanted them punished, and they were dumb enough to flaunt the sex stuff in public.

Funny how commies used get all prudish when sex stuff is pushed on THEIR kids.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2022 05:36 PM (n+4am)

99 Collect ALL the Beanie Babies!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2022 05:36 PM (63Dwl)

100 >> I wonder if the psychiatrists and psychologists one day figured out that they could make more money by telling crazy people that they're really normal, just a sort of different kind of normal.

Ever know the kid of a psychologist?
Certifiable.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2022 05:36 PM (EpiXX)

101 PSA for the TXMoMe, We have a room rate and if we fill up that place, there is another one right across the road and the rate will apply. Once we reach a certain number I have already asked that we get and even better rate to which they agreed.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 05:36 PM (QckWi)

102 the penised stronger than the sword (attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt. Maybe Virginia Woolf)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 05:37 PM (Ynyl9)

103 Get off your duff. $99. Such a deal.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:35 PM (cTCuP)

Is that a prepaid rate?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 05:37 PM (4I/2K)

104 We are so fooked...

Jim Cramer
@jimcramer

I may be the only person besides Jay Powell who believes we are not going to have a recession. At least i hope Jay thinks that way!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 05:37 PM (QYPq3)

105 ..., lye, shovel, shut up. It's the only way.

Posted by: Infidel at June 03, 2022 05:37 PM (E0NVW)

106 by the way, at a third or fourth look, that pic at the top made me think of Lorenz Taylor.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 05:38 PM (Ynyl9)

107 101 PSA for the TXMoMe, We have a room rate and if we fill up that place, there is another one right across the road and the rate will apply. Once we reach a certain number I have already asked that we get and even better rate to which they agreed.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 05:36 PM (QckWi)

YOU are the MoMe Fairy. How on earth do you stay on top of everything?

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:39 PM (cTCuP)

108 >>Jim Cramer
@jimcramer

>>I may be the only person besides Jay Powell who believes we are not going to have a recession. At least i hope Jay thinks that way!

Another expert. Our experts suck.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

109 3) If you aren't a rapist you are about the only man that a bunch of women have access to
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2022 05:36 PM (ESjRY)

It would be like the disco joints in the 70's. If you can't get laid there, you ain't never getting laid.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 05:40 PM (Qhnrt)

110 This shit will end when women collectively decide they've had their fill. It's an open question whether that will happen before societal collapse.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at June 03, 2022 05:40 PM (kdUPz)

111 Is that a prepaid rate?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 05:37 PM (4I/2K)

Group rate the MoMe Fairy negotiated. They'll want a credit card number but you won't be charged until check-in.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:40 PM (cTCuP)

112 Every governmental agency is best viewed as a perpetual self licking ice cream cone.

Once created, they grow and spread their tentacles everywhere.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2022 05:40 PM (QCZa2)

113 Buy all the stocks!!!

Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 03, 2022 05:40 PM (AkbRF)

114
I thought Lorenz Taylor broke Joe Theismann's leg.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 03, 2022 05:40 PM (xPIwr)

115
Buy!!! Buy!!! Buy!!! Buy!!!

Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 03, 2022 05:41 PM (AkbRF)

116 Women can get other women pregnant you fucking haters.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 05:41 PM (WKPeU)

117
I could see Lehman Brothers coming out of this stronger than ever. I say buy.

Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 03, 2022 05:41 PM (AkbRF)

118 Another expert. Our experts suck.

Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA Special Møøse Effects ...

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2022 05:41 PM (ZsR3z)

119 Count, that is the rate when you make your reservation. The rate will go down from there.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 05:42 PM (QckWi)

120
Soon enough, nearby cities were sending their homeless to South Bend.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

They all want to play for Knute Rockne.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2022 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

121 Transexuals are now on the top of the progressive stack.

Feminists and Blacks just need to shut up and learn their place.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 03, 2022 05:42 PM (5p7BC)

122 SF spent $16K per homeless person in 2016. Last year they spent over $57K.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

So they paid 3.5 times as much, but only got 1.5 times as many homeless people for it.

I guess that's a good thing? People don't actually want to be homeless?

Posted by: mikeski, looking on the bright side of the reactor meltdown at June 03, 2022 05:42 PM (P1f+c)

123 According to the inventor of the rigiscan, the proper terms are stuffer/stuffee.

Posted by: WisMike at June 03, 2022 05:43 PM (e1YV1)

124 Ben, I thought the $99 was reasonable. If it doesn't go down, I'm happy anyway.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:43 PM (cTCuP)

125 OK, we have seen pictures of what goes on at these Pride events thanks to zombie. Zombie endured threats and harassment for publishing a picture of young kids being exposed to a naked fetishes action. They reported zombie for child pron, IIRC, not because they cared about the kids, but that is so perfectly all that was wrong with the event + kids.

And here we are a decade later, with this deviance being normalized and promoted in the MSM.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 03, 2022 05:43 PM (ycyqq)

126 >>So they paid 3.5 times as much, but only got 1.5 times as many homeless people for it.

Some of them were probably women.

... and you can pay them less.

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2022 05:44 PM (EpiXX)

127 Wouldn't women be the ones who get penised? Peniser would work better for men right? Not that I don't expect crappy writing from Rowling.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 05:11 PM (0fVbu)
===

Trans women get peniscized. I'm not sure of the proper spelling and came as close as I could.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 05:44 PM (WKPeU)

128 maybe the homeless were attracted to South Bend by the charming guileless ways of Mayor Pete.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 05:44 PM (Ynyl9)

129 Call or get online now. Think of delicious bacon Horde-derves, fried by the Fry Daddy and served by the Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2022 05:35 PM (llON

Group rate the MoMe Fairy negotiated. They'll want a credit card number but you won't be charged until check-in.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:40 PM (cTCuP)

Count, that is the rate when you make your reservation. The rate will go down from there.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 05:42 PM (QckWi)

Awesome. Thanks!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 05:45 PM (4I/2K)

130 Trans women get peniscized.

I hear he's a Unitarian.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2022 05:45 PM (ZsR3z)

131 The story of South Bend reminds me of Omaha. Nebraska passed a law allowing parents to abandon unwanted children at fire stations and police departments. It didn't take long before the residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa (across the Missouri River) were abandoning their delinquent teenagers in Omaha.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:45 PM (cTCuP)

132
Buy!!! Buy!!! Buy!!! Buy!!!
Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 03, 2022 05:41 PM (AkbRF)

Don't pick on that dummy Jim Cramer. He's just the carnival barker.

"Buy!!! Buy!!! Buy!!! Buy!!!" is the simple message of all financial media, all central banks, all treasuries, and all of business, everywhere.

There are no problems. Keep buying. It's all good. If you seem to be noticing problems, you're wrong. But just in case you're not wrong (you are, everything is awesome), then the answer is to buy harder. It just means the economy has a fever, and the only cure is more buying.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 03, 2022 05:46 PM (xPIwr)

133 Wow, so San Fran... that works out to $30K per homeless?

Howz about we HIER them to do something productive with that money.

Posted by: Gwen DeMarco at June 03, 2022 05:46 PM (oHd/0)

134 and then the murders and jury nullifications began

Posted by: x at June 03, 2022 05:46 PM (uQFwj)

135 So, I've got this bold jumper spider that's been in my house since Sunday. I have tried and tried to capture him and put him outside but the little buggers are just too fast. I don't mind if he hangs out but I don't want to be watching TV all relaxed and shit and suddenly feel him crawling on me. That's when the fear comes in and I'll end smashing him. Been working really hard on getting over my fear of spiders.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:46 PM (nxdel)

136 Soon enough, nearby cities were sending their homeless to South Bend.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

They all want to play for Knute Rockne.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2022 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

My life for you!

Posted by: The Gipper at June 03, 2022 05:46 PM (4I/2K)

137
I mean, keep your money in Bear Stearns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EbPxTm5_s

Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 03, 2022 05:47 PM (AkbRF)

138 Also regarding kids at Pride parades, that is what got " drag kid" Desmond is Amazing started down the path of lgbtq fame and fortune. His parents took him to teach him "tolerance," and he got so jazzed he started dancing with those in the parade (was even a viral photo or clip of this).

Yeah, THAT is why they urge us to take the kiddies.
Obvious grooming is obvious! !.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at June 03, 2022 05:47 PM (ycyqq)

139 >>Wow, so San Fran... that works out to $30K per homeless?

That's enough to rent a 2 BR apartment for an entire month!

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2022 05:47 PM (EpiXX)

140 re experts like Jerome Powell: anyone who has ever taken a typical class in macroeconomics knows it's all garbage, but it still gives the elites justification for saying "trust us, we won't let you down, we've really mastered this subject, we're experts"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 03, 2022 05:47 PM (Ynyl9)

141 And here we are a decade later, with this deviance being normalized and promoted in the MSM.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone

lizzy, did you not get unbanned?

Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 03, 2022 05:47 PM (AkbRF)

142 That person who testified before that congressional committee agreed that men can give birth to baby's.
Just look at Mayor Pete....

Posted by: Colin at June 03, 2022 05:47 PM (swcgf)

143 Kill All Spiders

Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2022 05:48 PM (EpiXX)

144 You know... if'n you just put a bounty on Hobos...

Hobo hunts.... where have I heard that before...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2022 05:48 PM (oHd/0)

145 don't see a stampede of women transitioning to men , clamoring to play in the male division

I dunno why, tho

Posted by: REDACTED at June 03, 2022 05:48 PM (us2H3)

146 That person who testified before that congressional committee agreed that men can give birth to baby's.
Just look at Mayor Pete....
Posted by: Colin at June 03, 2022 05:47 PM (swcgf)

Hmmm, so will they be brought up on charges of lying to Congress?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2022 05:48 PM (oHd/0)

147 creeper, they have been very easy to work with and for the amount of business they are getting they are willing to give a little more.

Can't wait for October to get here.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 05:48 PM (QckWi)

148 I'm not too worried about the subprime market even if it hits a 100% default rate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVl9SQ-KVmE

Posted by: Jim Cramer at June 03, 2022 05:49 PM (AkbRF)

149
127 Wouldn't women be the ones who get penised? Peniser would work better for men right? Not that I don't expect crappy writing from Rowling.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 03, 2022 05:11 PM (0fVbu)
===

Trans women get peniscized. I'm not sure of the proper spelling and came as close as I could.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 05:44 PM (WKPeU)

Why don't we just call it what it really is: Genital mutilation.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 05:49 PM (Qhnrt)

150 Ben Had, which motel?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:49 PM (nxdel)

151 They're definitely not mentally ill or pedos, tho.

Posted by: I Mean at June 03, 2022 05:49 PM (uGie0)

152 >>I may be the only person besides Jay Powell who believes we are not going to have a recession. At least i hope Jay thinks that way!

Another expert. Our experts suck.
Posted by: JackStraw

Cramer is a famous fade. The reason he's on TV is he fucked up his positions and BofA booted his ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2022 05:49 PM (IEa8U)

153 Trans women get peniscized. I'm not sure of the proper spelling and came as close as I could.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 05:44 PM (WKPeU)

Why don't we just call it what it really is: Genital mutilation.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 05:49 PM (Qhnrt)

Castration.... and they are not TransWomenz, the are Eunuchs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2022 05:50 PM (oHd/0)

154 127
Trans women get peniscized. I'm not sure of the proper spelling and came as close as I could.
----
Empenised?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 05:51 PM (qfLjt)

155 BofA booted his ass.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2022 05:49 PM (IEa8U)

Yup.

Posted by: Deez Nutz at June 03, 2022 05:51 PM (xPIwr)

156 So, I've got this bold jumper spider that's been in my house since Sunday. I have tried and tried to capture him and put him outside but the little buggers are just too fast. I don't mind if he hangs out but I don't want to be watching TV all relaxed and shit and suddenly feel him crawling on me.
Posted by: Jewells45

Soon.

Posted by: the bigger spider you haven't seen yet at June 03, 2022 05:51 PM (P1f+c)

157 I'll take The Penish Mightier for $800, Alexsh.

Posted by: Sean Connery at June 03, 2022 05:52 PM (AkbRF)

158 119 Count, that is the rate when you make your reservation. The rate will go down from there.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 05:42 PM (QckWi)

Which motels? Do we simply call and ask for the Ace Of Spades Meeting rate?

Posted by: Zombie Bob Crane at June 03, 2022 05:52 PM (etrQ9)

159 My first house I bought had an interest rate of 13 percent, I believe it went to 17 percent after that. So I'm kind of use to whatever people forecast, life goes on.

Posted by: Colin at June 03, 2022 05:52 PM (swcgf)

160 I like spiders. At least I did until I ran afoul of a brown recluse. That set the relationship back a bit but once my leg stopped rotting I was willing to accept most of them again.

I just think of all the bugs they kill.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:52 PM (cTCuP)

161 Posted by: garrett at June 03, 2022 05:32 PM (EpiXX)

Ace must like you. That hash is epic.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 05:52 PM (P1f+c)

162 fade, cool slang, someone who takes the opposite side of a bet

Posted by: Sean Connery at June 03, 2022 05:53 PM (AkbRF)

163 The BBC article replaced every reference to "he" or "him" with "they" or "them". A source said the quote was the subject of heated debate prior to publication. Some journalists argued that the quote should remain intact, while others said it should reflect the trans woman's preferred she/her pronouns.

If you edit it, it's not a quote.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 05:53 PM (yQpMk)

164 Jewells, I'll email you that info.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 05:54 PM (QckWi)

165 Apropos of nothing, I just had to drive 20 miles to Bass Pro to get 5.7x28. The curse of caliber creep.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 05:54 PM (yQpMk)

166 and yet teachers are being permitted to freelance as unlicensed, untrained child psychiatrists

Cut out the child and

Our HR department was like that too

Posted by: Bruce at June 03, 2022 05:54 PM (GauD8)

167 Zombie Bob, it's the Best Western. From what I could tell, Morons pretty much own the place that weekend.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:54 PM (cTCuP)

168 If you [change] it, it's not a quote.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It kind of is, if you do it that way.

Did they do it that way?

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 05:54 PM (P1f+c)

169 >>Ace must like you. That hash is epic.

Oh he likes him. Not that there's anything wrong about that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

170 Thanks Bed Had!

Creeper, yeah the brown recluse is the only one I won't tolerate. I'll still try to relocate but those fuckers do scare me. It's one I will kill if I have to.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:56 PM (nxdel)

171 If you [change] it, it's not a quote.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
===

It is quotish and can mean whatever the leftist wants it to mean so totes a quote.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 05:56 PM (WKPeU)

172 wut wut in the butt

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2022 05:57 PM (vrz2I)

173 It is quotish and can mean whatever the leftist wants it to mean so totes a quote.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 03, 2022 05:56 PM (WKPeU)

We are in Humpty Dumpty land when a Bee is suddenly a Fish... LEGALLY.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 03, 2022 05:57 PM (oHd/0)

174 Jewells, I draw the line at them, too. Gratuitous slaughter isn't normally my style but I'll stomp those bastards every chance I get. It took six months for that bite to heal.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 05:57 PM (cTCuP)

175 So I have a daughter entering high school. This whole new push from Biden to put boys in the girls bathroom is outrageous… but it’s tied to funding.

Do we know what states are doing to resist this at all?

Posted by: Rafal GanGanowicz at June 03, 2022 05:58 PM (tgIla)

176 I am still freaked about the millipede that crawled down my earhole in the middle of the night and started biting my eardrum, and it's been two weeks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 05:59 PM (yQpMk)

177
Creeper, yeah the brown recluse is the only one I won't tolerate. I'll still try to relocate but those fuckers do scare me. It's one I will kill if I have to.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:56 PM (nxdel)

Brown recluses are the best at keeping cockroaches out of the household. Always conflicted about squishing them.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 05:59 PM (Qhnrt)

178 My best friends sister got bitten by a recluse. Took 2 surgeries and skin grafts to finally get it to heal. They are a nasty little critter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 03, 2022 05:59 PM (nxdel)

179 >>>Do we know what states are doing to resist this at all?

Posted by: Rafal GanGanowicz at June 03, 2022 05:58 PM (tgIla)

The ones in the new nation.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 05:59 PM (QYPq3)

180 'merica.
Where you are too dumb to own a rifle until 21.
Smart enough to vote at 18.
Disciplined enough to operate a vehicle at 16.
Discerning enough to choose your gender, have reassignment surgery and take life altering chemical at 9.

Posted by: Fool Otto at June 03, 2022 05:59 PM (DB16e)

181 Ace said, "I [did a magnificent job constructing the shelves, 10 elephants can stand on them, they will never ] fall and crush me in a tangle of wreckage"

After great consideration the editorial board elected to clarify Ace's comments about the shelves so the reader would not be confused.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 05:59 PM (R8uWY)

182 Do we know what states are doing to resist this at all?
Posted by: Rafal GanGanowicz at June 03, 2022 05:58 PM (tgIla)

It's all Dr. Gurgles fault and the 3rd Reich.

Resist we much!

Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton, Forked Tongue Fool at June 03, 2022 05:59 PM (R/m4+)

183 If you need motel info, email me at the address in the left side bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2022 06:01 PM (QckWi)

184 175. I think the states will push more vouchers programs, with a more friendly judicial environment. That wont help your daughter, though. Every state will want that sweet, sweet Biden cash.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 03, 2022 06:01 PM (T6NRc)

185 Oklahoma has a law which requires students to use the bathroom corresponding to the gender they were classified as when they were born.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/
oklahoma-gov-stitt-signs-transgender- bathroom-bill-
biological-sex

remove spaces

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 06:01 PM (cTCuP)

186 Grump928(c), you made a good choice, IMO. Only downside is it's reloadability.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:02 PM (a3Q+t)

187 'merica.
Where you are too dumb to own a rifle until 21.
Smart enough to vote at 18.
Disciplined enough to operate a vehicle at 16.
Discerning enough to choose your gender, have reassignment surgery and take life altering chemical at 9.
Posted by: Fool Otto

You can prepend "Don't have to buy your own insurance until you're 26," since Oblahblahcare.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 06:02 PM (P1f+c)

188 This is why states should reject federal funding outright.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:03 PM (R8uWY)

189 Biden will be touring junior high girls' showers to be sure the order is being enforced.

Posted by: OCBill at June 03, 2022 06:03 PM (SUECK)

190 The cure for brown recluse bites is growing in your yard...plantain. I went through three doctors (one of whom insisted it was a mosquito bite) before I got online and found the solution.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 06:03 PM (cTCuP)

191 >>My best friends sister got bitten by a recluse. Took 2 surgeries and skin grafts to finally get it to heal. They are a nasty little critter.

On one of my trips to Chile we went out in the middle of nowhere to visit a customer. We stopped for lunch in this little cantina that my distributor recommended.

Great food and really nice people. He neglected to mention the place was full of Chilean recluse spiders, a particularly venomous little bastich. I ate very rapido.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2022 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)

192 ...acquisition and operations for a new permanent supportive housing site for TGNC and LGBQ+ youth, with a focus on transition age youth.

"transition age youth"? Wait, how many K-3rd homeless kids are there in SF?

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM (Yr4Df)

193 Grump928(c), you made a good choice, IMO. Only downside is it's reloadability.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:02 PM (a3Q+t)

Yeah maybe, I will know next week when the gun arrives. But I wanted the P90 mags and that is all that works in those.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM (yQpMk)

194 Is there a guide anywhere to conjugating this new verb penis?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM (a3Q+t)

195 Can I withhold funding to the federal government if they do something I object to? I feel like this should be a 2 way street.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM (R8uWY)

196 Penis, panus, penii.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM (R8uWY)

197 spiders are great if you don't mind them crawling in your mouth and biting your tongue while you sleep

Posted by: x at June 03, 2022 06:05 PM (uQFwj)

198 I penis, You penis, We penis

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:05 PM (yQpMk)

199 > The cure for brown recluse bites is growing in your yard...plantain. I went through three doctors (one of whom insisted it was a mosquito bite) before I got online and found the solution.

Sooo, ya gonna share what ya DO with the plantain? Fry and eat it? Smear smashed plantain on the wound? Smack the spider with a plantain? Stick the plantain up yer butt?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:05 PM (eyxn4)

200 188 This is why states should reject federal funding outright.

After all it's all tax money - OURS!
Have the States only send money to pay for any federal goodies that they want, the rest can go to state taxes.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 06:06 PM (qfLjt)

201 The cure for brown recluse bites is growing in your yard...plantain. I went through three doctors (one of whom insisted it was a mosquito bite) before I got online and found the solution.
Posted by: creeper

Cure brown recluse bites with this one weird trick!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:06 PM (R8uWY)

202 'penised' is an adjective... like spotted or striped

survey sez...?

Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:06 PM (geLO8)

203 This is why states should reject federal funding outright.

After all it's all tax money - OURS!
Have the States only send money to pay for any federal goodies that they want, the rest can go to state taxes.
Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 06:06 PM (qfLjt)

A Nullification Crisis is coming, I think.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

204 You swallow an average of 15 pounds of spiders per year while you sleep.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (R8uWY)

205 " Is there a guide anywhere to conjugating this new verb penis?"

I suppose you would use the same form as "dick". Like "He penised it all up".

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (vrz2I)

206 Yeah maybe, I will know next week when the gun arrives. But I wanted the P90 mags and that is all that works in those.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM

Natchez Shooters Supply has some of those on sale, according to an email.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)

207 any living creature (other than invited ones) that enters my house is marked for death on sight

Posted by: DB at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (geLO8)

208 195 Can I withhold funding to the federal government if they do something I object to? I feel like this should be a 2 way street.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM (R8uWY)

Better yet: Repeal the 16th Amendment.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (Qhnrt)

209 Apparently the markets are ok with future contracts of Liquid Joker going for $4.30. Makes total cents!
The Fed and Treasury must have a plan in a hairball some retard octogenarian coughed up.

Posted by: Heavy Squats at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (eXueK)

210 Brown recluses are the best at keeping cockroaches out of the household. Always conflicted about squishing them.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

If I sit on one one the toilet at 3AM, only one can rot my scrotum off. Advantage: cockroach.

The real advantage is living somewhere where "40 below zero" happens. We have cockroaches and brown recluses here, supposedly, but I've never seen either in person.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (P1f+c)

211 Is there a guide anywhere to conjugating this new verb penis?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM (a3Q+t)

Everything You Wanted To Know About S*x
But Were Afraid To Ask

Posted by: The Gipper at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (4I/2K)

212 Sooo, ya gonna share what ya DO with the plantain? Fry and eat it? Smear smashed plantain on the wound? Smack the spider with a plantain? Stick the plantain up yer butt?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:05 PM (eyxn4)

I'm glad you asked. Pick a bunch of the leaves and put them in a blender. Pulse on and off till it's a slurry. If too thick, add a little water. What you have now is a plantain poultice. Slap some of the plantain mush on the bite and cover it with a bandage. Change bandage in three days. Bask in the sight of the bite shrinking. It works.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 06:08 PM (cTCuP)

213 " You swallow an average of 15 pounds of spiders per year while you sleep."

Keeps the flies down.

Posted by: There was an old lady... at June 03, 2022 06:08 PM (vrz2I)

214
All this "trans" madness today, especially for children, is the 21st Century version of electroshock therapy.

It's fake "experts" harming mentally ill people under the guise of "helping" them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 06:08 PM (+jmjg)

215 Is there a guide anywhere to conjugating this new verb penis?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

It's the other way around, the penis causes things to be conjugal.

Posted by: mikeski, grammarizing at June 03, 2022 06:08 PM (P1f+c)

216 Is there a guide anywhere to conjugating this new verb penis?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:04 PM (a3Q+t)

How To Live With An Enormous Penis
A Guide For The moron About Town

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:10 PM (4I/2K)

217 >>>You swallow an average of 15 pounds of spiders per year while you sleep.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (R8uWY)

We have plans to significantly increase that number while you're awake.

Posted by: WEF at June 03, 2022 06:10 PM (QYPq3)

218 "Penised is NOT a verb. It is an adjective.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 06:10 PM (cTCuP)

219 How To Live With An Enormous Penis
A Guide For The moron About Town
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:10 PM (4I/2K)

The Potato goes in front: Morons Abroad.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 03, 2022 06:11 PM (yQpMk)

220 >>>You swallow an average of 15 pounds of spiders per year while you sleep.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (R8uWY)

Evens out the flies and other bugs you get in your hotdogs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:11 PM (4I/2K)

221 "Penised is NOT a verb. It is an adjective."

It's my reality and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2022 06:11 PM (vrz2I)

222
The real advantage is living somewhere where "40 below zero" happens. We have cockroaches and brown recluses here, supposedly, but I've never seen either in person.
Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 06:07 PM (P1f+c)

Peruse a list of your state reps and congressmen. That's where you'll find them. And yes, they're in your house.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at June 03, 2022 06:11 PM (Qhnrt)

223 > Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 06:08 PM (cTCuP)

Gracias.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 03, 2022 06:11 PM (eyxn4)

224 Morons abroad would be a damsite better than those "Innocents).

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 06:12 PM (cTCuP)

225 Am I the only one that doesn't have plantain growing in my yard?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at June 03, 2022 06:12 PM (QYPq3)

226 Two posts, two typos. I quit.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 06:12 PM (cTCuP)

227 219 How To Live With An Enormous Penis
A Guide For The moron About Town
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2022 06:10 PM (4I/2K)

The Potato goes in front: Morons Abroad.

Unless you're Irish. (That's how I remember the joke).

Posted by: Ciampino at June 03, 2022 06:13 PM (qfLjt)

228 Peruse a list of your state reps and congressmen. That's where you'll find them. And yes, they're in your house.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

I thought those were ticks and leeches. I'd better go see the optometrist.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 06:13 PM (P1f+c)

229 London Breed sounds like a porn name generated by one of those online quiz-like things

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 03, 2022 06:14 PM (Ts8MA)

230 "I penised her during the conjugation visit."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)

231 Am I the only one that doesn't have plantain growing in my yard?
Posted by: In Reel Life

Since they haven't learned to fly south for the winter, no, I don't have any either.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 06:15 PM (P1f+c)

232 218 "Penised" is NOT a verb. It is an adjective.
Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2022 06:10 PM (cTCuP)

*****

It is from where I'm sitting!

Posted by: Don LeMon at June 03, 2022 06:16 PM (Ts8MA)

233 It's the other way around, the penis causes things to be conjugal.
Posted by: mikeski, grammarizing at June 03, 2022 06:08 PM[/i\

I hoped someone would take that downtown.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:16 PM (a3Q+t)

234 London Breed sounds like a porn name generated by one of those online quiz-like things
Posted by: Publius Redux

Or the leader of the child-trafficking ring in the gritty reboot of Austin Powers.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2022 06:16 PM (P1f+c)

235 Looks like Peter Navarro is going to act as his own attorney.

Oh boy.

It must be nice for the Donks that they own the LE/IC apparatus.

Bastards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2022 06:17 PM (QCZa2)

236 Nood Guy Gets Garped (and other stories)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 03, 2022 06:17 PM (CAJOC)

237

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2022 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)

238 Hmmm…people constantly bitch about how we are falling behind the rest of the world in education, but here the government is, upset about the fact that there are boy’s and girl’s bathrooms.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 03, 2022 06:20 PM (vCRHt)

239 this one of the girthiest "Quick Hits" I've ever seen. Ace must have a backlog of stories to unload...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2022 06:35 PM (K5n5d)

240 It's like an Arms Race of psychosis...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 03, 2022 05:15 PM (jTmQV)

Perfect. And just so.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 03, 2022 06:38 PM (Hswbs)

241 I try, I honestly try, but I have no sympathy for non-penised female (or whatever the new term is for women) inmates incarcerated in the prisons of far-left wing States whining they are being physically threatened and traumatized by “penised” females (men).

First, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Especially don’t do the crime where non-penised females must know they will be locked up with stronger penised-female criminals.

Second, it’s a truism women and especially convicts are big supporters of left-wingers; and fair to say they voted for this.

Finally, these non-penised female convicts need to learn, like so many before them (including apparently Musk) that Liberals, Progressives, Democrats, etc, are not now, and never were, the Party of kindness and compassion.

It’s a Big Lie we all need to face at some point in our lives if there is any hope America will once again be a freedom loving country. The sooner the better.

Posted by: Just a dummy at June 03, 2022 11:26 PM (U2W4Y)

242 All this "trans" madness today, especially for children, is the 21st Century version of electroshock therapy.

It's fake "experts" harming mentally ill people under the guise of "helping" them.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at June 03, 2022 06:08 PM (+jmjg)

Yup, kinda like lobotomies — cue up the Ramones.

Posted by: Just a dummy at June 03, 2022 11:34 PM (U2W4Y)

243 Hey Miseka, its called a shiv in prison lingo. Get them in the shower and make sure your buddies are blocking the cameras.

Posted by: Heresolong at June 03, 2022 11:40 PM (/tYLr)

244 I'd like to find оut more? I'd liкe to find out some additional information.

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