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Monkeypox outbreak likely spread by gay sex at two raves in Europe says WHO expert.

So what I hear them saying is that this is Chiefly a Disease of Heterosexuals and that we're all going to have to wear condoms when we have sex with our wives.

Isn't that the standard Faucian diagnosis? The young and fit are equally at risk from a coronavirus that kills the old and unhealthy, and heterosexuals are equally at risk from a virus that is spread by anal sex.

Everyone must suffer equally so that no political constituency feels unfairly burdened. That's Science (TM), you see.


LONDON (AP) -- A leading adviser to the World Health Organization described the unprecedented outbreak of the rare disease monkeypox in developed countries as "a random event" that might be explained by risky sexual behavior at two recent mass events in Europe.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Dr. David Heymann, who formerly headed WHO's emergencies department, said the leading theory to explain the spread of the disease was sexual transmission among gay and bisexual men at two raves held in Spain and Belgium. Monkeypox has not previously triggered widespread outbreaks beyond Africa, where it is endemic in animals.


Stanky Janky offered further defenses of herself on Twitter, in which she explained her plans to rid the United States of domestic political "disinformation." The problem with that? The DHS swore up and down that Stanky Janky's Ministry of Truth would only be tasked with combating foreign "disinformation."

Seems like Stanky Janky was intent on ignoring that and going for the real prize, silencing domestic opponents.

Or, just as likely: DHS, the "Disinformation" enforcement agency, was lying and gaslighting the public.

We can't probe this question further because after quickly dismissing this point by claiming, for the tenth time, that she was being taken out of "context," Stanky Janky turned off responses and will not answer any more questions.

Woke is Falling: Hulu had been considering picking up a series based on an alternate-history telling of Hillary Clinton's life, called Rodham, in which she dates Bill Clinton but doesn't marry him, and then runs for president on her own as a Stronk Empowered Single Woman.

No seriously, they were going to make this. Clare Danes and Dakota Fanning were attached, I guess to play Hillary Rodham and her lesbian lifemate.

But I guess Hulu, which is owned by Disney, noticed that they were losing a lot of money and that Netflix was also losing money on woke content and so they've now passed on the project.

Hulu has passed on "Rodham," the scripted alternate history series about Hillary Clinton that has been in development since 2020, TheWrap has learned.

A source close to the 20th Television project confirmed to TheWrap on Friday that they are still trying to find a home for the series, which now has Claire Danes and Dakota Fanning attached to play Clinton at different points in her life.

If I told you right now I was making all of the above up, you'd probably believe me, and with good reason.

But I'm not. That's real.

This was based on a best-selling "novel," supposedly.

Australia's oldest museum held a children's night-time event, including a "Lego pit" where a bunch of kids could play with blocks together.

So obviously a couple of guys dressed in lingerie fetish gear decided they would get in the Lego pit with the children.

Australia's oldest museum has defended allowing a man dressed in women's fetish gear play with Lego at a children's night time event - after pictures of him outraged parents across Australia.

Horrified parents complained to security staff and event organisers about the disturbing scenes at a popular weekly event at the Australian Museum in Sydney.

The photos from a recent Nights at the Museum event during the Easter school holidays show a man in fetish gear sitting with a group of young children building with blocks in the Lego pit.


The man is pictured in a midriff top and mini skirt outfit accessorised with fishnet stockings and a suspender belt. He's sitting next to a man dressed in similar attire.

The man's scantily clad outfit appears to be inspired by cross-dressing lothario 'Frank-N-Furter', the lead character originally played by Tim Curry in the 1970s cult musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

'He's sitting there with his full package out,' one horrified parent said. 'Disgusting.'

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But the Museum defended the pervert's right to play with children while in panties and stockings and garters:

The Australian Museum has defended the attendee complained about, claiming the individual was in 'fancy dress'.


"Shameless partisan hack" John Harwood argues that people are actually doing better under Biden's inflation.

John Harwood
@JohnJHarwood

in Washington debate, inflation is "crushing" families

in real life, pandemic relief has eased the pain

Moody's economist: "excess saving cushioned the impact, even for lower-income households

"households are for the most part in a good financial place"

Let's see how this simple-minded partisan flatulence-recycler reported on Trump's tax cuts in 2018: Oh, I see.

He reported that people were actually losing money due to Trump's tax cuts, and "at best," were "breaking even."

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Biden's inflation is good, but Trump's tax cuts were bad!

This guy claims to be a "journalist." Worked at the New York Times and MSNBC. He now works for CNN (of course).

They allowed him to moderate a Republican debate one time.

Never again.


Whoopie Goldberg scolds the Archbishop of San Francisco, telling him, literally -- I am not making this up -- that deciding who is and is not in compliance with the Catholic Church's teachings and therefore is eligible to take communion "is not your job, dude."

1. What is his job, then?

2. Then who else would have that job?

Biden says that a recession is "not inevitable" -- that's reassuring, huh? -- and adds that thanks to his jacking up the price of gasoline, we're going through an incredible "transition" which will force us to be less reliant on fossil fuels when he's done destroying the world economy.

He ends by saying, "This is going to be a haul. This is going to take some time."

So, not "transitory," then?

AOC brags that her engagement ring, which she got from the Ginger Potato Beard she's supposedly marrying, is made from "recycled gold."

All gold is recycled, dummy; it's fucking gold, they don't throw it out.

She also claims the stone is "zero emissions."


francesca fiorentini
@franifio

Vamoooooooos.

Your ring gotta be made of tinfoil otherwise the right's gonna flip.


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC

Close! It's zero emission and recycled gold

Other experts said AOC's claim of zero emissions suggests the diamond was created in a lab, and not mined from the earth.

Peter Kahan, of Katz Jewelry in New York’s Diamond District, said a lab gem would be "significantly cheaper" -- and would have the added benefit of being politically correct, ensuring it did not originate in a conflict zone.

I'm sure that a lab building up a gem atom by atom produced "zero emissions."

Meanwhile, a bit of background on AOC's Ginger Boiled Potato Beard:

Riley Roberts met AOC while they were both undergraduates at Boston University. Roberts hailed from a wealthy neighborhood in Arizona and attended the elite Chaparral High School in Scottsdale. He later built websites for small business before signing up for his girlfriend's long-shot campaign for Congress.

Oh he's rich? Whoa, plot twist.

Jack Posobiec has been Detained at Davos.*

* The Charlie Daniels' Band best album, I'd argue.

Posted by: Ace at 06:02 PM




Comments

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1 PLAGUE!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 06:03 PM (ppBhU)

2 The View co-host Whoopi Goldberg weighed in on the Archbishop of San Francisco's decision to ban Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi from receiving communion in response to her pro-abortion politics; Whoopi says "that's not your job, dude.

And broke the scale !@!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 23, 2022 06:04 PM (woJx7)

3 So is this disease spread by sexual contact?

Guess I am safe. So are the wokesters too, but for different reasons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:04 PM (3NKiY)

4 First AIDS, now this. People need to stop raw dogging monkeys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:05 PM (XvPQV)

5 Pox MAGA.

Continuing to form, I will refer to it as MAGA Pox.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:05 PM (3NKiY)

6 1 PLAGUE!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 06:03 PM (ppBhU)

A pox on your monkey.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:06 PM (SH2Zi)

7 4 First AIDS, now this. People need to stop raw dogging monkeys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:05 PM (XvPQV)

So, they just need protection? Just want to establish these ephemeral 'lines' you are drawing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:06 PM (3NKiY)

8
That cocksucker harwood is the Cuck-boyfriend of "senator" marie cantwell of Washington.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:08 PM (SfHsb)

9 Fauci will now be attending raves to conduct "research"

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 23, 2022 06:08 PM (xPl2J)

10 >>this is not your job, dude.

It's literally his job.

We have far too many stupid people in this country.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2022 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

11 Whoopi is embarrassing herself again, and again, and again, ....

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 23, 2022 06:08 PM (Hh3y4)

12 Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."

Whoopie, you ignorant cvnt....

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 06:08 PM (Uh6Mj)

13 Monkeypox outbreak likely spread by gay sex at two raves in Europe says WHO expert.


Where the monkeys just running wild at the raves? Did they pay to get in?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (prQx9)

14 All gold is recycled, dummy; it's fucking gold, they don't throw it out.

Portland city government once moved an old steel bridge from one location to another, at great cost, explaining that they were "recycling" the bridge.

Apparently they were under the impression that large steel structures are thrown into landfills when they cease to be useful.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (I2/tG)

15 Can Ted Danson tell Whoopie that acting is literally not her job?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (QYPq3)

16 Somebody tell AOC that diamond is made out of carbon and needs to be sequestered.

Posted by: fd at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (vrz2I)

17 >>> 10 >>this is not your job, dude.

It's literally his job.

We have far too many stupid people allowed to vote in this country.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2022 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (llON8)

18 Will you take it easy over there, Judge Roy Bean?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (vuisn)

19 The Monkeypox vaccine is safe, effective and free!

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (Rb3Xr)

20 7 4 First AIDS, now this. People need to stop raw dogging monkeys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:05 PM (XvPQV)

So, they just need protection? Just want to establish these ephemeral 'lines' you are drawing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:06 PM (3NKiY)

I also hear things about Lexiva. But the monkeys keep spitting the pills out, so...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (XvPQV)

21 >>>The Australian Museum has defended the attendee complained about, claiming the individual was in 'fancy dress'.

As God is my witness, I thought tire irons were fancy dress.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (SH2Zi)

22 Monkeypox outbreak likely spread by gay sex at two raves in Europe says WHO expert.
---
It's all Trump's fault!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (K5n5d)

23 It's literally his job.

We have far too many stupid people in this country.
Posted by: JackStraw


That's what we get for allowing warning stickers to be placed everywhere. Used to be, natural selection would take care of the problem.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (Uh6Mj)

24 18 Will you take it easy over there, Judge Roy Bean?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (vuisn)

Judge LL Bean's clothes are fucking expensive. And douchey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (3NKiY)

25 MonkeyPox?

Keep your dirty hands off her, you dirty rotten ape!

Posted by: Taylor at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (oHd/0)

26
her name is sandy cortez

sandy fucking cortez

not a-oh-fucking-c

A-O-C-word

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (SfHsb)

27 We have far too many stupid people allowed to vote in this country.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2022 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 06:09 PM (llON

Hence the Oligarchy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (XvPQV)

28 First AIDS, now this. People need to stop raw dogging monkeys.

You would think that if one was going to pipe down a monkey, one would use a rubber. But I guess monkeyfuckers are more of the high-risk, high-reward demographic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (ppBhU)

29 21 >>>The Australian Museum has defended the attendee complained about, claiming the individual was in 'fancy dress'.

Okay, but why was he in there "playing" with kids ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (bs+z0)

30 I also hear things about Lexiva. But the monkeys keep spitting the pills out, so...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (XvPQV)

Had to look that one up. Out of my wheelhouse, as it were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (3NKiY)

31 >>>All gold is recycled, dummy; it's fucking gold, they don't throw it out.

Appropriately cruel.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (SH2Zi)

32
And his name is Bob.

bob fucking o'rourke

It's not "beto."

"beto" is a fake nickname he gave himself for politics

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (SfHsb)

33 In an interview with The Associated Press, Dr. David Heymann, who formerly headed WHO's emergencies department, said the leading theory to explain the spread of the disease was sexual transmission among gay and bisexual men at two raves held in Spain and Belgium.
=====

Quick! Mask mandates NOW!

Posted by: The Lunatics Around Us at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (i5B/J)

34 People actually go in and ask "Is this diamond mined from a conflict zone?" or "Is it recycled gold?" when they select the ring? A O-C has a huge need fo everyone to applaud her for his virtue signalling. Couldn't boyfriend ask his mom if there was any family jewelry that belonged to his great grandmother than could be used?. Those people are all dead. No worry about conflicts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (Ut+C0)

35 Who measures asteroid size in giraffes?

-
I don't know. I'm not a biologist or an astronomer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (FVME7)

36 You would think that if one was going to pipe down a monkey, one would use a rubber. But I guess monkeyfuckers are more of the high-risk, high-reward demographic.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM (ppBhU)

YOLO!
-MonkeyFuckers

also,

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (3NKiY)

37 I'd like to announce my book deal. It's an alternate retelling of my life where I bang Christie Brinkley for 20 years but don't marry her and wind up as the head of the Federal Reserve.

It's called 'Andrew' and it's going to be Lit AF.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (XvPQV)

38 I'm old enough to remember when Rocky Horror was good sort-of-clean fun for college students.

Posted by: Zek at May 23, 2022 06:12 PM (OzNIz)

39 But I guess monkeyfuckers

Was it a female monkey? Otherwise weird

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:12 PM (Rb3Xr)

40
Reminder: bob o'rourke was arrested TWICE for felonies.

And not when he was a "kid."

bob was in his 20's

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:12 PM (SfHsb)

41 " Stanky Janky offered further defenses of herself on Twitter, in which she explained her plans to rid the United States of domestic political "disinformation." The problem with that? The DHS swore up and down that Stanky Janky's Ministry of Truth would only be tasked with combating foreign "disinformation."


Ace, Janky knows all Americans are honest. We do not engage in disinformation dissemination. Not intentionally. It comes from overseas, so QED, we will be censored for passing foreign disinfo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 06:12 PM (s2VJv)

42 For consideration: Bisexual dudes are gay.

All in favor?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (3NKiY)

43 Whoopi: "The archbishop of San Francisco is calling for speaker Nancy Pelosi to be denied receiving Communion because of her pro-choice stance ... this is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."
---
In a weird way she may be correct. It was Nancy Pelosi's decision to be pro-baby murder, so now she has to abide by the consequences. According to her faith, that means she is ineligible to receive Communion. The archbishop is merely enforcing Catholic doctrine, as is his duty and obligation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (K5n5d)

44 Why is AIC marrying a rich white dude?

She is the ultimate hypocrite.

And her ring is ugly.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (haWye)

45

Chinese social media users are saying the US could be the source of the rise in monkeypox cases, with conspiracy theories stating the US deliberately leaked the virus which has now spread to at least a dozen countries.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (63Dwl)

46 It's those fucking monkeys.

Tell those fucking monkey to stop fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

47 And his name is Bob.

bob fucking o'rourke

It's not "beto."

"beto" is a fake nickname he gave himself for politics
Posted by: Soothsayer


Pancho Vanilla

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (Uh6Mj)

48

All the monkeys were kung-fu fighting
Those chimps were fast as lightning

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (prQx9)

49 39 But I guess monkeyfuckers

Was it a female monkey? Otherwise weird
Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:12 PM (Rb3Xr)

Because 'homosexual' bestiality is the odd bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (3NKiY)

50 Just one man's opinion.

Viruses are almost certainly invented in labs and released into the population. All of them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (v31Ye)

51 "beto" is a fake nickname he gave himself for politics
Posted by: Soothsayer


Pancho Vanilla
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (Uh6Mj)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (3NKiY)

52 People actually go in and ask "Is this diamond mined from a conflict zone?" or "Is it recycled gold?" when they select the ring? A O-C has a huge need fo everyone to applaud her for his virtue signalling. Couldn't boyfriend ask his mom if there was any family jewelry that belonged to his great grandmother than could be used?. Those people are all dead. No worry about conflicts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (Ut+C0)

That gold came from slavers and racists, so it's right out.

I do hope the store scammed them for a big price increase for the zero - emmissions lie.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (eoQWY)

53 G'day, groomer.

I assume Whoppi's latest was expressed on the View, right? So that means not one of the other Yeast Infections corrected her.

What a world.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (R0Tis)

54 42 For consideration: Bisexual dudes are gay.

All in favor?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (3NKiY)

Aye. As the prophet Andrew "Dice" Clay has stated

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (XvPQV)

55 42 For consideration: Bisexual dudes are gay.

All in favor?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (3NKiY)

If you suck dick and are a dude, you are gay. Quite a simple test to check.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (Ti+Tv)

56 Well, Mrs. Wrwcks, the Native American, is getting a $2500 covid relief check from the tribe. Suck it, white eyes. Also, it's tax exempt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (FVME7)

57 44 Why is AIC marrying a rich white dude?

She is the ultimate hypocrite.

And her ring is ugly.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (haWye)

Yeah, funny how all these culture warrior Political types keep marrying rich White Guys.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (oHd/0)

58 Can't think of anything more obscene than Belgian.

Posted by: OldPythonGag at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (FhXTo)

59 But I guess monkeyfuckers

Was it a female monkey? Otherwise weird

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:12 PM (Rb3Xr)

Classic.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (SH2Zi)

60 I heard a rumor that "The View" is changing it's name to "The Fat Ugly Stupid Cunts Show".
True?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (c/0XQ)

61 38 I'm old enough to remember when Rocky Horror was good sort-of-clean fun for college students.
Posted by: Zek at May 23, 2022 06:12 PM (OzNIz)


"Sweet Transvestite" was a goof. NOT a recommended career path.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (s2VJv)

62 Who measures asteroid size in giraffes?

-
I don't know. I'm not a biologist or an astronomer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (FVME7)
---
Josh from the "Let's Game It Out" YouTube channel could probably answer this question. He has some hilarious Planet Zoo videos involving giraffes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (K5n5d)

63 Notes:

Monkeypox: comes from coming in contact with infected animals by either being bitten, or in contact with their body fluids. So does that mean its origins stem from a dude having sex with a monkey?

AOC: You have a cubic zirconia "diamond". Man made, i.e. not a real diamond and a lot cheaper if what you say is even true.

Harwood: Suck a bag of you-know-what's

Goldberg: See above

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (oiNtH)

64 I mean, I don't get it, are you saying that deliberately pushing your peen into some guy's dirt chute is unhealthy or something? How can this be?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (KZzsI)

65 Of course, Whoopi Goldberg can tell the Archbishop what his job entails. She did play a fake nun in a movie or two, therefore she is an authority on all things Catholic. Ain't that the Hollywood rules?

Posted by: George V at May 23, 2022 06:15 PM (U2Tva)

66 Hilary Rodham is a "Stronk Empowered Single Woman"? Should be "Stronk Empowdered Slingle Womayn"

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at May 23, 2022 06:15 PM (oMkPq)

67 Red headed dolts seem to be a thing for POC parasites of late.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 06:15 PM (Vr12I)

68 I'm so disappointed in the Aussies. First they went along with insane covid lockdowns and its sounds like not ONE parent went Rugby brawl mode on either of the perverts at the museum event.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (3cGpq)

69 This battle makes me weary. Idiots try to idiot, we clap back. They idiot, we clap back.

No one gains any territory.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (3aLWR)

70 I'll be interested to see how "carbon neutral" Sandy Cortez's wedding and reception will be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (BFigT)

71 "Sweet Transvestite" was a goof. NOT a recommended career path.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (s2VJv)

Next you are going to mess up CBD's Marty Feldman cosplay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (3NKiY)

72 LOL.. Someone said that Sandy Cortez and her Ginger fiancée are the Walmart version of Harry and Meghan

Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

73 Where these two gay raves in two countries related in some way? Is there like a homo rave circuit that the gays go on, like Greatful Dead spinners? Do they all have fucking monkeys?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has questions at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (prQx9)

74 Moody's economist: "excess saving cushioned the impact, even for lower-income households

"households are for the most part in a good financial place"

-------

Does anyone know this Moody's economist's name so I can hunt him down during the burning times?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (cMXNt)

75 Couldn't boyfriend ask his mom if there was any family jewelry that belonged to his great grandmother than could be used?. Those people are all dead. No worry about conflicts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 06:11 PM (Ut+C0)

Unless their Forefathers were from the South... thus bought via money earned from SLAVERY!!!!!!

Even though it was only a very small percentage of Southerners who could afford to own slaves.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (oHd/0)

76 Whoopi also thinks that Dr. Jill would make a great Surgeon Gemeral.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (c/0XQ)

77 LOL.. Someone said that Sandy Cortez and her Ginger fiancée are the Walmart version of Harry and Meghan

Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (SH2Zi)

78 @42

>>All in favor?

Heterosexual men do not dabble in penis, ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (VTOvV)

79 Why is AIC marrying a rich white dude?

She is the ultimate hypocrite.

And her ring is ugly.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 23, 2022 06:13 PM (haWye)

I like how the article carefully implied without saying that they'd been continuously involved. As I recall, the fixer that used her to tumble the Dem Representative in the Primary was involved with her... until she won and the party bribed him with a cushy position elsewhere to leave her advisors and remove any danger from her in the future.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

80 68 I'm so disappointed in the Aussies. First they went along with insane covid lockdowns and its sounds like not ONE parent went Rugby brawl mode on either of the perverts at the museum event.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (3cGpq)

They seem to be going Fey, like Europe. Or any University.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 06:17 PM (Vr12I)

81 60 I heard a rumor that "The View" is changing it's name to "The Fat Ugly Stupid Cunts Show".
True?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (c/0XQ)

Nonsense. People don't want to give FUSCs a bad name.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

82
"Moissanite" is a type of faux diamond.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:17 PM (SfHsb)

83 "excess saving cushioned the impact, even for lower-income households"


Excess Saving? Wut??? Excess above an amount Our Betters think is all we peons need to have in the bank, obviously. It sure is nice for My Betters to determine the amount of savings I need to live my life, and that I can happily spend the excess to pay for their mistakes. These people need to chained to the blade of one of their big windmills until dead.

Posted by: shovel-ready at May 23, 2022 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

84 Who are you Mr Blogger to tell Whoopie she doesn't know how the Catholic Church runs?

She's made TWO Sister Act movies and they are working on a third. That like, makes her more qualified than Francis to be Pope.

Posted by: The View's audience at May 23, 2022 06:17 PM (U+SZ8)

85 @68 " I'm so disappointed in the Aussies. First they went along with insane covid lockdowns and its sounds like not ONE parent went Rugby brawl mode on either of the perverts at the museum event."

You know more than 50% of Dads there wanted to, but were 100% certain they'd be arrested. This is the problem when a society no longer accepts that there are just certain things that should get you punched in the face, no questions asked, and with no repercussions for anyone else.

Posted by: Zek at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (OzNIz)

86
Flounder, why did you get a new phone?

Did you have an LG and it shit the bed?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (SfHsb)

87 >>>Heterosexual men do not dabble in penis, ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (VTOvV)

I mean, I never go anywhere without mine, so...

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (QYPq3)

88 Moody's economist: "excess saving cushioned the impact, even for lower-income households


Lower income? People earning in the lower 10's of millions are doing just fine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (f8jdA)

89 Whoopi opened her mouth, and, from that gaping maw, spewed forth another torrent of ignorance.

And yes, that novel event happened on a day ending in "y."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (5pTK/)

90 "one of the nation’s foremost poxvirus researchers" said that vaccines are not a good treatment for monkeypox.

Doesn't sound like he is with Fauci, and should be dealt with.

"A man killed Friday while riding his bike in the 10600 block of Riverview Drive has been identified as a St. Louis University professor and bioterrorism expert Robert Mark Buller." that was 2017, in St. Louis. .. heh ... probably no connection with his pox opinion, but these days it is hard to tell.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (Cus5s)

91 Pelosi's district is in San Francisco, so she nominally lives there, so yeah that is completely the business of the Archbishop of San Francisco.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 06:19 PM (b2nrj)

92 88 Moody's economist: "excess saving cushioned the impact, even for lower-income households


The stimulus checks.. Free money !

Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2022 06:19 PM (bs+z0)

93 excess saving cushioned the impact, even for lower-income households

Savings. When I grew up we were so poor we couldn't afford to get presents for Christmas some years. There was no savings. There was no possibility of savings. Savings is what rich people did, we saved money by skipping meals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

94 >>> 56 Well, Mrs. Wrwcks, the Native American, is getting a $2500 covid relief check from the tribe. Suck it, white eyes. Also, it's tax exempt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 06:14 PM (FVME7)

So that will be what, about a week's worth of groceries and gas? ;P

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 06:19 PM (llON8)

95 She's made TWO Sister Act movies and they are working on a third. That like, makes her more qualified than Francis to be Pope.
Posted by: The View's audience at May 23, 2022 06:17 PM (U+SZ

Satan himself is more qualified, mainly since Francis is only an employee.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

96 Remember when Hillary ran for Senate and changed her name to Rodham then ran for president and changed it back to Clinton?

Literally the whole world knows that the only way Hillary got anywhere is by riding on Bill's coattails.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (BJKQV)

97 Cancelling Rodham. Thirty damn years. The worst thing to ever happen to late 20th century America. And 29 year old democrats still don't get it / don't see it.

Posted by: 13times at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (hLlnK)

98 Flounder, why did you get a new phone?

Did you have an LG and it shit the bed?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (SfHsb)

8 year old Note 4, and it shit the bed.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

99 Heterosexual men do not dabble in penis, ever.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (VTOvV)

No dabblers, only masters. Although the women might thing otherwise.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (b2nrj)

100 It's all Trump's fault!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 23, 2022 06:10 PM


This commenter! He gets it!

Posted by: NPC_01111101 at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (a3Q+t)

101
This monkey pox business is a an op. Fear porn op. They've been showing old pictures of smallpox victims covered in the pustules presenting that as what monkeypox looks like. It doesn't.

There have been several "outbreaks" of monkey pox in recent decades, including one in the US in 2003. These got little attention in the press. Why, because it's no big deal. The R0 of monkey pox is probably less than 1, and it's thus self-limiting for human to human spread (except maybe for butt-fucking -- the buttfucking R0 might be higher than 1).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (Mzdiz)

102 88 Moody's economist: "excess saving cushioned the impact, even for lower-income households


Lower income? People earning in the lower 10's of millions are doing just fine.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (f8jdA)

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Snort. I didn't consider that dumb ass "economist" considered lower $10 million as lower income but your probably correct.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (cMXNt)

103 It was SHOCK the monkey, you idiots

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (0Ro3A)

104 Kamala Harris: "When we talk about the children of the community, they are a children of the community"

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Won't somebody think about a children?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (FVME7)

105 You know more than 50% of Dads there wanted to, but were 100% certain they'd be arrested.

I think that played into it, but I think most dads would shrug at arrest to protect their kid from a perv.

I think more it was "I don't want to ruin my kid's special day at the museum by giving that sick puke the beatdown they dserve, and my wife would be so pissed" than anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (KZzsI)

106 Netflix is trying to stop their woke bleeding. Will stream Ricky Gervais new special that is supposed to slam the trans push and supposedly more anti-woke than Chapelle. I believe it comes out tomorrow. This I will watch.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (oiNtH)

107

Anybody know what monkey pox sores on your butthole look like? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (jmW3Q)

108 everyone is entitled to a cock curious mulligan

saving mine up for the gummer motel

Posted by: REDACTED at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (us2H3)

109 Perhaps the stupid Australian Museum would change their tune and rethink the concerns of the parents of those children...if no children showed up ever again to their planned activities.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (sVtYq)

110 It was SHOCK the monkey, you idiots

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM (0Ro3A)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (SH2Zi)

111 " I'm so disappointed in the Aussies. First they went along with insane covid lockdowns and its sounds like not ONE parent went Rugby brawl mode on either of the perverts at the museum event."

You know more than 50% of Dads there wanted to, but were 100% certain they'd be arrested. This is the problem when a society no longer accepts that there are just certain things that should get you punched in the face, no questions asked, and with no repercussions for anyone else.
Posted by: Zek at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (OzNIz)

And the Dads no longer had guns to make them feared.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (eoQWY)

112 Heterosexual men do not dabble in penis, ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

I mean, I never go anywhere without mine, so...
Posted by: In Reel Life


Same here. That's why I don't need yours.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (Uh6Mj)

113 A guy scrapped/recycled on his own here in NWI.
Didn't bother to buy it 1st.

Posted by: DaveA at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (FhXTo)

114 Finished The Man Who Knew Too Little
What a fun movie

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (kf6Ak)

115 78 @42

>>All in favor?

Heterosexual men do not dabble in penis, ever.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (VTOvV

Not even a sip. One sip=GAY.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

116 Anybody who tells Whoopie Goldberg she is wrong is literally a racist.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (V13WU)

117
I don't know how many thousands of people, perhaps tens of thousands, who have LG phones on the T-Mobile system are experiencing major issues. Their LG phones shit the bed yesterday. I am one of these people.

T-Mobile says it's LG's problem, LG says it's T-Mobile's problem.

LG got out of the phone business over a year ago -- so they don't give a shit. T-mobile is a shitbag monolopolistic corporation who just wants to sell more new phones and new plans.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (SfHsb)

118 "excess saving cushioned the impact, even for lower-income households
==
The fall off the ten story building to the cement below was cushioned by the folded up copy of the new york times kept in the pocket of his sportcoat.

Posted by: a moron at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (xLRvm)

119 everyone is entitled to a cock curious mulligan

saving mine up for the gummer motel

Posted by: REDACTED at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (us2H3)

All expenses date with Taylor Lorenz?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (SH2Zi)

120

The Biden administration is in the early stages of discussions about sending special operations forces into Ukraine to help guard the US Embassy in Kyiv, several US officials tell CNN.

The discussions are in very preliminary stages and a proposal has not been presented to President Joe Biden for a decision, the sources added.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (63Dwl)

121 A pox on anyone who would do that to a monkey!

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (BJKQV)

122 103 It was SHOCK the monkey, you idiots


well i'd wager those monkeys WERE pretty shocked

Posted by: Black Orchid at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (w0NJk)

123 She was suspended recently for something. I forget what it was.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (V13WU)

124 Did you have an LG and it shit the bed?

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You know what's ironic? Amber Heart's career has shit the bed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (FVME7)

125 I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor but the sum of my savings is not reserved for gubmint failures.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (Rb3Xr)

126 I read that AOC and the beard at a boston college debate club. She was the leader of the group and he caught her eye because he was willing to voice opposing opinions within the group because everyone was always on the same side of the issues and the group was getting boring.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (f8jdA)

127 Flounder, why did you get a new phone?

Did you have an LG and it shit the bed?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (SfHsb)

8 year old Note 4, and it shit the bed.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:20 PM


I had a 34 year old Amanda Heard, and it shit the bed.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)

128 So what do you guys think of that link earlier? In 2020/21 a patent was applied for a vaccine for the original SARS using pox virus

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (kf6Ak)

129 The discussions are in very preliminary stages and a proposal has not been presented to President Joe Biden for a decision, the sources added.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (63Dwl)


LOL... Like they "discuss" anything with Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (bs+z0)

130 It was SHOCK the monkey, you idiots

Presumably those little mankeys are very shocked when some dude stumbles out of the bush and romances them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

131

Pox Ro sounds like a Disney Star wars character.

Posted by: General Disarray at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (jmW3Q)

132 108 everyone is entitled to a cock curious mulligan

saving mine up for the gummer motel
Posted by: REDACTED at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (us2H3)

Lemon party, very pretty.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (Ti+Tv)

133 >First AIDS, now this. People need to stop raw dogging monkeys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:05 PM (XvPQV)

But dat red ass tho...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (bbc5g)

134 Disappointed in Dakota Fanning accepting that role. Only woke trash would think portraying Clinton in a positive light is a positive career choice.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (Wg1SU)

135 Remember when AIDS was the scariest disease to get ever and anyone could get it and it was easy to transmit but if you were scared of gay men who had, or were likely to have, it you were a Nazi?

Good times.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (BJKQV)

136
But the Point is this: They can pull the Plug on us anytime they like. Phone. Internet. Electric. Water. Gasoline.

They control all the switches and valves. There's nothing we can do about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (SfHsb)

137 The Biden administration is in the early stages of discussions about sending special operations forces into Ukraine to help guard the US Embassy in Kyiv, several US officials tell CNN.

The discussions are in very preliminary stages and a proposal has not been presented to President Joe Biden for a decision, the sources added.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah.... right... so I guess then the Teams we already have there will just acknowledge their whereabouts?

Because we had Teams there before the invasion, and the ONLY ones we announced were pulling out, were the Reservist Armor Trainers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

138 I had a 34 year old Amanda Heard, and it shit the bed.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Mine lasted longer.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (SH2Zi)

139 DENVER (KDVR) — Gov. Jared Penis signed a bill Monday that will issue tax refunds to most Colorado taxpayers this summer instead of having residents wait until next year when they file their taxes.

According to Penis, every Coloradan who files taxes by the end of May should get a check of at least $500. Those who file jointly should get at least $1,000.

The governor hopes this will get everyone to vote Democrat across the board in November.

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (geLO8)

140 >>>Biden says that a recession is "not inevitable"

Well only in the theoretical sense, in that there are steps that could be taken, that definitely won't be taken, that could avoid recession sure.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (vl3oo)

141 But the Point is this: They can pull the Plug on us anytime they like. Phone. Internet. Electric. Water. Gasoline.

They control all the switches and valves. There's nothing we can do about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (SfHsb)

Which is why I'm putting in solar and batteries.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (oHd/0)

142 >> Anybody know what monkey pox sores on your butthole look like? Asking for a friend..

You think you're joking, but that's exactly what is being observed. These monkey pox contractees have the lesions on their dicks, taints and assholes.

Buttfucking transmits it very efficiently, apparently. It transmits a lot of other shit (pun intended) very efficiently as well.

This cannot be discussed, however.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (Mzdiz)

143 Dear Penthouse, I never thought it could happen to me . . .

Posted by: Monkey with a Typewriter at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (ppBhU)

144 >>>Heterosexual men do not dabble in penis, ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (VTOvV

Not even a sip. One sip=GAY.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

What if it's your own? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Lung Cruncher at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (QYPq3)

145 They control all the switches and valves. There's nothing we can do about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (SfHsb)
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Well, then, I do believe people might start going through their lists and anyone who's between them and the person on the list will be very unhappy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (5pTK/)

146 It was SHOCK the monkey, you idiots

Presumably those little mankeys are very shocked when some dude stumbles out of the bush and romances them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (ppBhU)

Fauci was last seen heading out of camp with a bunch of bananas.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)

147 The governor hopes this will get everyone to vote Democrat across the board in November.
Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (geLO


He didn't need to waste the money

Posted by: It's me donna at May 23, 2022 06:26 PM (bs+z0)

148 Because we had Teams there before the invasion, and the ONLY ones we announced were pulling out, were the Reservist Armor Trainers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

Malcom Nance is still available, right? Come on, bro, lock and load...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 23, 2022 06:26 PM (PiwSw)

149 everyone is entitled to a cock curious mulligan

saving mine up for the gummer motel
Posted by: REDACTED at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (us2H3)


wait until you are kidnapped by pirates and need to break free

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 06:26 PM (V13WU)

150 144 >>>Heterosexual men do not dabble in penis, ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (VTOvV

Not even a sip. One sip=GAY.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

What if it's your own? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Lung Cruncher at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (QYPq3)

You, my friend, have a career in porn or the circus. Well, mostly porn.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

151 I think that played into it, but I think most dads would shrug at arrest to protect their kid from a perv.

I think more it was "I don't want to ruin my kid's special day at the museum by giving that sick puke the beatdown they dserve, and my wife would be so pissed" than anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 06:21 PM (KZzsI)


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Thus the pervs win. Really anything less than the pervs being locked up is a win for them.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 23, 2022 06:26 PM (cMXNt)

152 According to Penis, every Coloradan who files taxes by the end of May should get a check of at least $500. Those who file jointly should get at least $1,000.

The governor hopes this will get everyone to vote Democrat across the board in November.
Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (geLO



Wouldn't it make more sense to schedule the bribes for two weeks after the election? Now they get the money and can crawfish out of the deal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has questions at May 23, 2022 06:26 PM (prQx9)

153 DB, polesmoker is such an idiot. Weeee, moar debt.

Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (E0NVW)

154 Send us a picture of your completed ballot with all dems selected and the state will send you a $1500 bonus check!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (f8jdA)

155 The Biden administration is in the early stages of discussions about sending special operations forces into Ukraine to help guard the US Embassy in Kyiv, several US officials tell CNN.

The discussions are in very preliminary stages and a proposal has not been presented to President Joe Biden for a decision, the sources added.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (63Dwl)

That's the job for Marines, you idiot. Not some cluster of unrelated ops people because you don't want to offend any of them...like we did with the screwed up Iranian hostage mission.

But if you really wanted security, you should ask the Russians for security men. He might even comply.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

156 @142

>>This cannot be discussed, however.

The moral of the story is, Don't Stick Your Dick In Shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (VTOvV)

157 If your disease prevention strat relies on you trying to convince gay men to refrain from buttsechs...welp, good luck.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (bbc5g)

158 Remember when Reagan was responsible for AIDS but gay men refused to stop going to bathhouses and having park sex and it took years for San Fran to shut down the bathhouses and we poured tons of money into AIDS but the gay men couldn't even bother to be monogamous but the were the victims?

Yeah, me too.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (BJKQV)

159 "A pox on both your houses!"

Posted by: Bill Shakespeare at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (Wg1SU)

160 Wouldn't it make more sense to schedule the bribes for two weeks after the election? Now they get the money and can crawfish out of the deal.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has questions at May 23, 2022 06:26 PM (prQx9)

Who's more trustworthy - voter fraudists or Democrats?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

161 Anyone joined Truth? I joined this morning and already have 47 followers. Not sure what they’re expecting to see — I’m just there for the news feed and frivolity.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (Rb3Xr)

162 If the monkey BFs you, do you get the pox?

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (Ti+Tv)

163 an alternate-history telling of Hillary Clinton's life, called Rodham, in which she dates Bill Clinton but doesn't marry him, and then runs for president on her own as a Stronk Empowered Single Woman.
_____________

LOL. Problem is that, if not for Bill Clinton, nobody would ever had have the first clue who Hillary Rodham was. Without Bill, Hillary would have ended up as a paralegal at some Legal Aid clinic in Arlington (after having flunked the D.C. bar, and not getting a job recommendation from the congressman she worked for in her first post-law school job, who thought she was dishonest and incompetent).

So how would a Legal Aid paralegal have been running for president as a strong empowered woman?

It's a ludicrous premise.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (MvHI3)

164 >>>Well only in the theoretical sense, in that there are steps that could be taken, that definitely won't be taken, that could avoid recession sure.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (vl3oo)

I would really like to hear what the steps are they could take at this point to avoid a recession since we are in fact in it, already.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (QYPq3)

165 Remember when Reagan was responsible for AIDS but gay men refused to stop going to bathhouses and having park sex and it took years for San Fran to shut down the bathhouses and we poured tons of money into AIDS but the gay men couldn't even bother to be monogamous but the were the victims?

Yeah, me too.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (BJKQV)

Fauci remembers. He was there watching, never telling the young men that they were killing themselves. A monster.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

166 Buttfucking transmits it very efficiently, apparently. It transmits a lot of other shit (pun intended) very efficiently as well.

This cannot be discussed, however.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 23, 2022 06:25 PM (Mzdiz)
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STD's are rampant in the male homosexual community. Something health officials are strangely reluctant to admit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 06:29 PM (5pTK/)

167 I don't understand the fascination with buttsex.

Posted by: Cookie Monster at May 23, 2022 06:29 PM (eOjAZ)

168 The Biden administration is in the early stages of discussions about sending special operations forces into Ukraine to help guard the US Embassy in Kyiv, several US officials tell CNN.

The discussions are in very preliminary stages and a proposal has not been presented to President Joe Biden for a decision, the sources added.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2022 06:22 PM (63Dwl)


Dead American kids from Mariupol plant is not enough.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 06:29 PM (V13WU)

169 I would really like to hear what the steps are they could take at this point to avoid a recession since we are in fact in it, already.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (QYPq3)

That's a lie. We are in a depression.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

170 Anyone joined Truth? I joined this morning and already have 47 followers. Not sure what they’re expecting to see — I’m just there for the news feed and frivolity.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (Rb3Xr)

Was one of them Kurt Eichenwald? Post a flashy tentacle gif to be sure.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:29 PM (SH2Zi)

171 In Posobiec's twitter feed is a recording of an Aussie government official named Julie Inman Grant. She is the Nina Jankowicz of Australia, responsible of "online safety". She is filmed calling for a "redefinition" of rights.

It turns out she is American and worked in public affairs for Microsoft for 17 years. Now she is an Australian jackboot thug.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 23, 2022 06:29 PM (D04pU)

172 "excess saving". Can't have any of that.

Posted by: fd at May 23, 2022 06:30 PM (vrz2I)

173 >>>They control all the switches and valves. There's nothing we can do about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:24 PM (SfHsb)
---------------

We're doomed...

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 06:30 PM (pBly4)

174 6th grader: "Monkeypox? That disease is so gay"

Narrator: "Well son, actually you have a point."

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 06:30 PM (Ti+Tv)

175 Remember when we spent hundreds of millions more on AIDS research than we did on prostate cancer research, even though prostate cancer kills several times more men each year and gays could have ended the AIDS epidemic in a week by not having sex with strangers?

Wasn't that great?

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:30 PM (BJKQV)

176 Disappointed in Dakota Fanning accepting that role. Only woke trash would think portraying Clinton in a positive light is a positive career choice.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

There is a rather large group of Hollywood women that think that HRC is a beacon of courage for women. They don't see the cancer that she has been on this country and how she has savaged other women that her "husband" violated, or how she is rotten to the core. Unreal.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2022 06:30 PM (oiNtH)

177 Who's more trustworthy - voter fraudists or Democrats?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:28 PM (eoQWY)
-----------

Vote fraudists. They did the job they got paid to do. Politicians don't stay bought, ever.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 06:30 PM (5pTK/)

178 158 Remember when Reagan was responsible for AIDS but gay men refused to stop going to bathhouses and having park sex and it took years for San Fran to shut down the bathhouses and we poured tons of money into AIDS but the gay men couldn't even bother to be monogamous but the were the victims?

Yeah, me too.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:27 PM (BJKQV)


-----

AIDS research still gets more money than heart disease and maybe even breast cancer research.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 23, 2022 06:30 PM (cMXNt)

179 Yeah, I should have used a rubber but I thought to myself 'When will I ever be in Africa fucking monkeys again?' - Bad Idea Jeans

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has questions at May 23, 2022 06:31 PM (prQx9)

180 171 In Posobiec's twitter feed is a recording of an Aussie government official named Julie Inman Grant. She is the Nina Jankowicz of Australia, responsible of "online safety". She is filmed calling for a "redefinition" of rights.

It turns out she is American and worked in public affairs for Microsoft for 17 years. Now she is an Australian jackboot thug.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at May 23, 2022 06:29 PM (D04pU)

Sounds like she fits in just fine down under

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 23, 2022 06:31 PM (JfrFV)

181 139. Um tax refunds refund tax you overpaid to the government. Since these payouts are the same for everyone they are not refunds they are wealth redistribution in order to buy votes. Whitmer wants to do that here in Michigan instead of signing a bipartisan bill to permanently reduce income tax rates. Paid by only the part of the population who have private income and pay taxes.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 23, 2022 06:31 PM (M7Wap)

182 Was one of them Kurt Eichenwald?

Yes. Very interesting guy! Lol

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:31 PM (Rb3Xr)

183 167 I don't understand the fascination with buttsex.
Posted by: Cookie Monster at May 23, 2022 06:29 PM (eOjAZ)

That's because you're not Booty Monster.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:31 PM (BJKQV)

184 >>I don't understand the fascination with buttsex.

Posted by: Cookie Monster


well you see, if the governor of Colorado and another man love each other very much, then what happens is...

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 06:31 PM (geLO8)

185
I'll bet my left nut that property taxes went way up in Colorado in the past year.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:31 PM (SfHsb)

186 anal sex is a case of really bad aim with women and disgusting perversion with men. The Apostle Paul warned about this and nobody wanted to listen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

187
"This is not your job, dude. That is not up to you to make that decision."

Sure as hell is, bitch. Now, go and ask to have the Church's tax-exempt status revoked. Go ahead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 06:32 PM (/U27+)

188 Toronto's one confirmed case is a guy who went to Montreal for les ghey, where they have five confirmed and fifteen suspected cases. [Although I've seen a few variants of the Montreal stats.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 06:32 PM (yikp0)

189 AIDS research still gets more money than heart disease and maybe even breast cancer research.

Cancer still kills way more than three times as many people as AIDS but it doesn't primarily affect perverts and celebrities so....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

190 Italian Sprinter - Kaddari Dalia
https://youtu.be/EBjS7rRCdRY

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (XvPQV)

191 I read that AOC and the beard at a boston college debate club. She was the leader of the group and he caught her eye because he was willing to voice opposing opinions within the group because everyone was always on the same side of the issues and the group was getting boring.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (f8jdA)

AOC wasn't the leader of the bar she 'tended' in a low cut shirt. the fact she didn't get some cushy job in government somewhere proves that for sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

192 Was one of them Kurt Eichenwald?

Just got the pun. Squid - tentacles. Nice!

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (Rb3Xr)

193 monkey pox puts a crimp on the " go both ways, never go home alone" theory

Posted by: REDACTED at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (us2H3)

194 Uk, AUstralia, NZ , Canada, all the old English offshoots have no concept or law protecting freedom of speech .

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (V13WU)

195 Without Bill, Hillary would have ended up junior partner at some ambulance-chasing law firm in Chicago, before marrying some schlub and never rising above a seat on her town council.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (wmDcS)

196 I believe it is still true that breast cancer kills more men than AIDS.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has questions at May 23, 2022 06:34 PM (prQx9)

197 @176
And I think the motivation for turning that fiction into a film is the hope that what people will remember is the fictional "Rodham" instead of the real one.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 23, 2022 06:34 PM (Wg1SU)

198 >>>In Posobiec's twitter feed is a recording of an Aussie government official named Julie Inman Grant. She is the Nina Jankowicz of Australia, responsible of "online safety". She is filmed calling for a "redefinition" of rights.

Here terminology was "recalibration of free speech"

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 23, 2022 06:35 PM (QYPq3)

199 Sure as hell is, bitch. Now, go and ask to have the Church's tax-exempt status revoked. Go ahead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 06:32 PM (/U27+)
---------------

Houston, many years ago, the mayor, a raging boozer of a dyke, got mad at churches for politicking against her. She went after them, and, even tried to attack their tax exempt status. Someone stood her up and told her, "Uh, bad idea, because you're opening up a huge 1st Amendment showdown and the church will surely win that." At least, that was the scuttlebutt.

She shut up in a hurry.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 23, 2022 06:35 PM (5pTK/)

200 This was based on a best-selling "novel," supposedly.

Considering libs have gotten Hillary tattoos, I'd totes believe an alternate history of the Wicked Witch of Chapaqqua is a best seller.

I'd even be willing to read a blurb about the part where a house falls on her. For the lulz and the squishing, but mainly the squishing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2022 06:35 PM (F0YaR)

201 So as long as even low income households have savings, we don't need to talk about another stimulus, right?

Posted by: Bete at May 23, 2022 06:35 PM (uiT+8)

202
This reminds me of when Ace fell for the HPV vax panic.

We went to War about that here, too.
Skirmishes, really. But Ace was adamant. He insisted all our daughters need to get to the vax.

Nobody even talks about HPV anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:35 PM (SfHsb)

203 "excess savings" ?

sounds like someone was reading ahead in the playbook for next year's demonrat talking points.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra-maga ftw ! at May 23, 2022 06:35 PM (DO9wr)

204 well you see, if the governor of Colorado and another man love each other very much, then what happens is...
Posted by: DB


Rhode Island?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 06:35 PM (Uh6Mj)

205 @80

>>They seem to be going Fey, like Europe. Or any University.

Australia is full of leftist, probably the truest expression of the typical Aussie is the comedian Jim Jeffries, I hate that stupid c**t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:36 PM (VTOvV)

206 190 Italian Sprinter - Kaddari Dalia
https://youtu.be/EBjS7rRCdRY
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (XvPQV)

That rear looks very aerodynamic.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 23, 2022 06:36 PM (Wg1SU)

207 And I think the motivation for turning that fiction into a film is the hope that what people will remember is the fictional "Rodham" instead of the real one.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 23, 2022 06:34 PM (Wg1SU)

My favorite moment in the Clinton Saga was when they made a movie about a thinly veiled Bill Clinton in the 90s...and killed Hillary making him a widower.

Hillary should have learned something about her allies then.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

208 It's actually sad listening to older couples at the supermarket making hard choices about what food, and how much to buy. Meanwhile the EBT and welfare cases come in, with their tax money and buy whatever they want. Brandons two Americas.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 23, 2022 06:36 PM (tDEa7)

209 So, the gas prices are planned and a transition.

What of the weeks and weeks of Biden and Psaki and the talking heads at CNNMSNBCDNC telling us it was a Putin Gas Hike?

It was Putin, but now it's actually part of Biden's plan to transition away from fossil fuel?

Amazing how the MSM is not even getting close to asking.....

Posted by: Joseph Of Steel at May 23, 2022 06:36 PM (V1+dL)

210 Hey, instead of Rodham, how about a thriller about the govt, FBI, and spies attempt to smear Hillary's opponent in her failed run for the roses? Sort of like Watergate, but with lots of Chardonnay!

Best movie we will never see.

Posted by: Ultra pj at May 23, 2022 06:37 PM (G1dq6)

211 Here's the governor of Colorado (left) with his husband. The governor is masked, so obviously he can't go down on the kid right now.

https://tinyurl.com/2s42cbpx

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 06:37 PM (geLO8)

212
Houston, many years ago, the mayor, a raging boozer of a dyke, got mad at churches for politicking against her.

Annise Parker. I think she wanted them to submit their sermons to her. Same effect: she shut up after that became public.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 06:37 PM (/U27+)

213 Note: 'fancy dress' means 'costume party attire' in English-English [and Strine] translated into North American English. Still not an excuse and a hanging is well deserved.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 06:38 PM (yikp0)

214 The "AIDS Epidemic" was not a wasted crisis.

A lot of where our culture is now stems directly from the Left's masterful exploitation of AIDS. Gay men who got AIDS and spread an "epidemic" by insisting on engaging in behavior that was well known to be risky, were magically transformed into first victims and the heroes.
And if you at all criticized their behavior, you were "homophobic."

Posted by: 29Victor at May 23, 2022 06:38 PM (BJKQV)

215 There is a rather large group of Hollywood women that think that HRC is a beacon of courage for women. They don't see the cancer that she has been on this country and how she has savaged other women that her "husband" violated, or how she is rotten to the core. Unreal.
___________

I agree she's rotten, but she only has had the career she's had because of Bill Clinton's political talents. Hillary has no talents of her own. She, like Michelle Obama, rode her more-talented husband's coattails to every job she's ever had.

Hillary would not have had a big career on her own. She came out of Yale Law and went to D.C., where she worked for a congressman on the Watergate committee. She studied for, and then flunked, the D.C. bar, one of the easiest bar exams in the country. And the congressman who hired her refused to give her a letter of reference because he thought she was dishonest and incompetent.

At that point, Hillary tucked tail and drove to Arkansas to marry Bill Clinton. He was an up and comer there, on his way to becoming AG and later governor. Hillary rode on his coattails (and used his contacts) to get a job for herself at the Rose Law firm.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 06:38 PM (MvHI3)

216 87 >>>Heterosexual men do not dabble in penis, ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:16 PM (VTOvV)

I mean, I never go anywhere without mine, so...
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 23, 2022 06:18 PM (QYPq3)

Every Man is dead serious about his own penis.

There are many like it, but this one is mine!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:38 PM (3NKiY)

217 Houston, many years ago, the mayor, a raging boozer of a dyke, got mad at churches for politicking against her. She went after them, and, even tried to attack their tax exempt status. Someone stood her up and told her, "Uh, bad idea, because you're opening up a huge 1st Amendment showdown and the church will surely win that." At least, that was the scuttlebutt.

She shut up in a hurry.
Posted by: blake


Black churches can politik from the pulpit. White churches don't. Be the cause of churches losing tax exempt status, and there will be a contract taken out on you by sundown.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 06:39 PM (Uh6Mj)

218 @179 G’rump928-🐒💦💦🍆

Always wrap it with monkeys.

Posted by: JROD at May 23, 2022 06:39 PM (W6qhI)

219
Big Homo, bringing the Next Big Thing!

Their work here is done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 23, 2022 06:39 PM (MwZpx)

220 The maladies of anal sex have been catalogued since the dawn of time. That why God forbids it. But fornicate away.

Posted by: Marcus T, Deus Vult at May 23, 2022 06:40 PM (tDEa7)

221 We've got power shortages and fuel shortages now on tap. They've let generation capacity actually decline, and now it turns out that refinery capacity has declined as well. All this into increased demand.

Thanks, greens.

Diesel fuel is going to be rationed soon. I'm reading that because of the diesel shortage, the refineries are shifting to more diesel production, so it may reduce the supply of gasoline too much, and gas ends up being even more expensive and scarce than diesel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 23, 2022 06:40 PM (Mzdiz)

222 219
Big Homo, bringing the Next Big Thing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 23, 2022 06:39 PM (MwZpx)

That's what HE said!
-Don Lemon

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:40 PM (3NKiY)

223 >>> 128 So what do you guys think of that link earlier? In 2020/21 a patent was applied for a vaccine for the original SARS using pox virus
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (kf6Ak)

.... we need to start scanning ALL the pharma patents from the past 10 years or so?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 06:41 PM (llON8)

224 What’s with this monkey business

Posted by: Gary Hart at May 23, 2022 06:41 PM (qwO6y)

225 Damnit, Ace! NOW you tell me! I have been tossing my used gold and buying new for pretty much forever!

Posted by: Weasel at May 23, 2022 06:41 PM (0IeYL)

226 Diesel fuel is going to be rationed soon. I'm reading that because of the diesel shortage, the refineries are shifting to more diesel production, so it may reduce the supply of gasoline too much, and gas ends up being even more expensive and scarce than diesel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 23, 2022 06:40 PM (Mzdiz)

What ever happened to all of that biodiesel I heard so much about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:42 PM (3NKiY)

227 >>> 128 So what do you guys think of that link earlier? In 2020/21 a patent was applied for a vaccine for the original SARS using pox virus
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 23, 2022 06:23 PM (kf6Ak)

.... we need to start scanning ALL the pharma patents from the past 10 years or so?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 06:41 PM (llON

More like 50.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

228 Diesel fuel is going to be rationed soon. I'm reading that because of the diesel shortage, the refineries are shifting to more diesel production, so it may reduce the supply of gasoline too much, and gas ends up being even more expensive and scarce than diesel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 23, 2022 06:40 PM (Mzdiz)

What ever happened to all of that biodiesel I heard so much about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:42 PM (3NKiY)

Without fertilizer, there's no bio to diesel.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

229 There are many like it, but this one is mine!

Aren't there sores and bruises on everybody's?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 06:43 PM (Iz2Z7)

230 @220 Marcus T-Absolutely! You wouldn’t just go stick your junk in this 💩

Posted by: JROD at May 23, 2022 06:43 PM (W6qhI)

231 We've got power shortages and fuel shortages now on tap. They've let generation capacity actually decline, and now it turns out that refinery capacity has declined as well. All this into increased demand

*

Nothing adding 100 million 240 volt chargers and two electric cars to homes across the country won't solve.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 23, 2022 06:43 PM (udLfr)

232
She also claims the stone is "zero emissions."


Unlike her Vapid Brain - Flapping Yap combination which is chock-a-block full of emissions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 23, 2022 06:44 PM (MwZpx)

233 I lived downtown SF 83/84. Super gay area. Leavenworth and Bush. I'd no idea how queer it really was until later. no, I didn't get asshumped. heh. The laundromat across the street and up two storefronts had a huge front plate glass window. Gay guys would blow guys and men living across the street and up a few stories would watch with binoculars out their windows. Other stuff was more weird. I worked for a really cool electrician -

Posted by: 13times at May 23, 2022 06:44 PM (hLlnK)

234 211 Here's the governor of Colorado (left) with his husband. The governor is masked, so obviously he can't go down on the kid right now.

https://tinyurl.com/2s42cbpx
Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 06:37 PM (geLO

Competing with Pritzker for Most Loathsome Governor title.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 06:44 PM (SLvUq)

235 electricity comes from the wall

Posted by: DB at May 23, 2022 06:44 PM (geLO8)

236 Haven't seen kurt around these parts much lately, I'd hate to think he has succumb to the ass pox.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 23, 2022 06:44 PM (8k7U7)

237 What is a rave? A big musical event? People are having sex during the actual show?!. Sounds like Woodstock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 06:45 PM (Ut+C0)

238 biodiesel > Soylent green

Local rendering plants make cattle cars obsolete!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 23, 2022 06:45 PM (Iz2Z7)

239 Whoopie Goldberg scolds the Archbishop of San Francisco, telling him, literally -- I am not making this up -- that deciding who is and is not in compliance with the Catholic Church's teachings and therefore is eligible to take communion "is not your job, dude."

--

Whenever I read/hear the name ABP Cordileone, my mind automagically translates it to "Corleone".

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2022 06:45 PM (Msys3)

240 >>> 189
==
Cancer still kills way more than three times as many people as AIDS but it doesn't primarily affect perverts and celebrities so....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

A lot of overlap in those groups.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 06:46 PM (llON8)

241 236 Haven't seen kurt around these parts much lately, I'd hate to think he has succumb to the ass pox.
Posted by: WeBoned! at May 23, 2022 06:44 PM (8k7U7)

I saw rainman on the ONT about 4-5am last night. Must be his shift.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:46 PM (3NKiY)

242 For consideration: Bisexual dudes are gay.

It depends on the relative availability of gay men, women and monkees

Posted by: cool breeze at May 23, 2022 06:47 PM (UGKMd)

243 What is a rave?

Electronic dance music and ecstasy. Then the butt stuff.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:47 PM (Rb3Xr)

244 Church Of Satan Declares Pelosi Still Allowed To Receive Satanic Eucharist

From the Bee

-
Pretty much the same except except instead of the blood and body of Christ, it's the blood and body of fetuses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, You Didn't Build That Back Better! at May 23, 2022 06:47 PM (FVME7)

245 Have y'all figured out that the intentional government shut down of baby formula production was a test run to see our response and if it would be okay to somehow take it over via a war act for their future endeavors regarding our food?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 23, 2022 06:47 PM (udLfr)

246 All the big jewelers now claim that they don't source "blood" diamonds.

It's pure bullshit, of course - they're all blood diamonds. Just because you buy them from a Jewish dude in Antwerp doesn't change the fact that somewhere along the line, a DeBeers affiliated warlord sold those diamonds to buy guns for the child soldiers who supply the captives for his cannibalistic tribal rituals.

I might go to a jeweler and ask if they sell conflict diamonds. When he inevitably denies it, I'll say "oh, nevermind, then. Only the best for my girl - I want to know someone died for her baubles."

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 06:47 PM (96UI6)

247 Italian Sprinter - Kaddari Dalia
https://youtu.be/EBjS7rRCdRY
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at May 23, 2022 06:33 PM (XvPQV)

Just uttered the patented Joe Dirt "DAAAANNGG!!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 23, 2022 06:48 PM (x8Wzq)

248 I saw rainman on the ONT about 4-5am last night. Must be his shift.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:46 PM (3NKiY)


Well shit.

Posted by: WeBoned! at May 23, 2022 06:48 PM (8k7U7)

249 Will there be binders full of women who play The Beast of Chappaqua's many many love interests?

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 06:49 PM (Y274z)

250 She knows that gold also has to be melted down to form a ring, right? This is not done by the Sun.

Maybe it is recycled and his ex-boyfriend gave it back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2022 06:49 PM (8GBH4)

251
You ever suck a dick before, dude? If the answer is "yes," well, I have news for you... that means you're gay. Bisexual, LOL. Unless it was forcible, one dick and you're done. Gay.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 06:49 PM (96UI6)

252 249 Will there be binders full of women who play The Beast of Chappaqua's many many love interests?
Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 06:49 PM (Y274z)

I initially read that as the 'Breast of...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:49 PM (3NKiY)

253 Thank you, Ice T.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:50 PM (3NKiY)

254
Chocolate is almost as bad as Diamonds.

They made a documentary "Blood Chocolate" about they source all their chocolate from child-peasant-slave-labor.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:50 PM (SfHsb)

255 No seriously, they were going to make this. Clare Danes and Dakota Fanning were attached, I guess to play Hillary Rodham and her lesbian lifemate.

I presume Danes would be Hitlery. But Fanning looks nothing like Huma Abedin. Maybe they could have gotten Zendaya?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 06:51 PM (ESjRY)

256 For consideration: Bisexual dudes are gay.

It depends on the relative availability of gay men, women and monkees
Posted by: cool breeze


Better get a move on. Mickey Dolenz is the only one left.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 06:51 PM (Uh6Mj)

257 #234 That's a man, Baby!

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 06:51 PM (Y274z)

258 Ah, good to see the law enforcement assholes in Sweden are just as bad as in the US. "I don't have to tell you". Yeah, when did I suggest you do ? You can, in fact, CHOOSE to tell me, and if you choose not to, you could also volunteer a REASON.

I'd be curious to see a reference to an actual law that says I'm required to stop filming because you ask me to. I tend to doubt that's the case.

Posted by: deadrody at May 23, 2022 06:51 PM (/jrmI)

259 You ever suck a dick before, dude? If the answer is "yes," well, I have news for you... that means you're gay. Bisexual, LOL. Unless it was forcible, one dick and you're done. Gay.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes

Ask Luigi the Bridgebuilder. He'll tell you.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2022 06:51 PM (Msys3)

260 >>>They made a documentary "Blood Chocolate" about they source all their chocolate from child-peasant-slave-labor.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:50 PM (SfHsb)

Ooooh, so that's why it tastes so good.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at May 23, 2022 06:51 PM (QYPq3)

261 Chocolate is almost as bad as Diamonds.

They made a documentary "Blood Chocolate" about they source all their chocolate from child-peasant-slave-labor.

*

Electric car batteries are fine though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (udLfr)

262 Janky sez Thinking a lot the past few weeks about the paper I co-authored in the US Army War College Quarterly in 2020:

It lays out a government strategy for dealing with disinformation based on 3 Cs- capability, coordination, and cooperation.[i/]

This is probably more frightening than a US MinTru. This is what bought Janky the position. People in power saw this plan and greenlit it.

Capability means she wanted moar power to control info. We guessed that much. Coordination means they wanted the entire gov't apparatus singing the same tune, effectively turning EVERY department and agency into MinTru. Cooperation is even scarier still. She wanted to tell agencies like the IRS, ATF, FBI, NSA, etc that she can expect them to assist her mission.

Ideas like this don't die, they adapt and camouflage.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (i0wNm)

263 Humanity needs cleansed.

Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (E0NVW)

264 Killary don't care as she has already collected for the property rights.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (UzSXd)

265 254
Chocolate is almost as bad as Diamonds.

They made a documentary "Blood Chocolate" about they source all their chocolate from child-peasant-slave-labor.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 23, 2022 06:50 PM (SfHsb)

We could extend that list. Blood Nike

Posted by: 7man at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (qwO6y)

266 224 What’s with this monkey business

Posted by: Gary Hart at May 23, 2022 06:41 PM (qwO6y)


That is a good political golden oldie.

Posted by: shovel-ready at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (AMIL/)

267 Pretty soon monkeypox will be the new hot politically correct disease that only the "good communities" seem to catch. And that will lead to "bug-chasers" and "gift-givers", and an endless fucking quilt that will never be finished, but will have pieces in every museum in the country.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (E775d)

268 @263

>>Humanity needs cleansed.

Agent Smith? Is that you?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 23, 2022 06:53 PM (VTOvV)

269 Not ass pox, infidel. Rabies.

Posted by: a moslem with rabies at May 23, 2022 06:53 PM (yikp0)

270 You see that magnificent bridge over there? I built it. Do you think they call me Bob the bridge builder? No. You suck one little dick and for the rest of your life it’s Bob the cocksucker.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:53 PM (Rb3Xr)

271 246 All the big jewelers now claim that they don't source "blood" diamonds.

It's pure bullshit, of course - they're all blood diamonds. Just because you buy them from a Jewish dude in Antwerp doesn't change the fact that somewhere along the line, a DeBeers affiliated warlord sold those diamonds to buy guns for the child soldiers who supply the captives for his cannibalistic tribal rituals.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 06:47 PM (96UI6)

There are diamond mines outside of Canada. So they aren't all 'blood daimonds'.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 06:53 PM (b2nrj)

272 We could extend that list. Blood Nike

Posted by: 7man at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (qwO6y)

Blood EVs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:53 PM (SH2Zi)

273 Dude, back off!

Posted by: Curious George at May 23, 2022 06:53 PM (dp3Bn)

274 *outside of Africa

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (b2nrj)

275 BTW, I'd also be curious - surface level only - of how Hillary Rodham gets to the point of being able to run for President despite the fact that this "alt history" removes the single thing she did to actually gain any kind of notoriety - becoming first lady under the Bill Clinton presidency. Pretty sure she was effectively a NOBODY before that and would almost surely have remained so with him.

Posted by: deadrody at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (/jrmI)

276
Every lefty who bitches about blood diamonds gets all humid for the Chinese, the biggest slavers, bar none, on Earth. All a bunch of crap from hypocrites and virtue-signalers and total ignoramuses.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (96UI6)

277 267 Pretty soon monkeypox will be the new hot politically correct disease that only the "good communities" seem to catch. And that will lead to "bug-chasers" and "gift-givers", and an endless fucking quilt that will never be finished, but will have pieces in every museum in the country.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (E775d)

Your kids should not be playing on the monkey bars

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (qwO6y)

278 Horde Mind Squid - #259

Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (Msys3)

279
And that will lead to "bug-chasers" and "gift-givers", and an endless fucking quilt that will never be finished, but will have pieces in every museum in the country.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2022 06:52 PM (E775d)


And little teddy bears left at the site where monkeypox victims were murdered by ultra-MAGA yahoos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (/U27+)

280 Why wouldn't the brain dead hags of The View not simply tell Nazi that she shouldn't worry about that Christianity stuff. Moloch is number one? That last bit was sarcastic.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (eGTCV)

281 And then the murders began.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (M9XmQ)

282 I've sold a lot of recycled gold, but this ring is my finest.

Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 23, 2022 06:55 PM (wBpKf)

283 Monkeypox outbreak due to passing the football around, experts say.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at May 23, 2022 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

284 We bless the rains up in Canada.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jtln5) at May 23, 2022 06:55 PM (yikp0)

285 Without fertilizer, there's no bio to diesel.
Posted by: Oldcat

Create gas, shit in a jar?

Posted by: SFGoth at May 23, 2022 06:55 PM (KAi1n)

286 Oh, and guys a homo.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

287 Tick, tick, tick.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (jvt6t)

288 I'd also be curious - surface level only - of how Hillary Rodham gets to the point of being able to run for President

It’s their religion. She’s a priestess. All sins forgiven.

Posted by: Squid at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (Rb3Xr)

289 Every lefty who bitches about blood diamonds gets all humid for the Chinese, the biggest slavers, bar none, on Earth. All a bunch of crap from hypocrites and virtue-signalers and total ignoramuses.

*

It was hilarious watching Oregon football do their Black Lives Matter bullsh*t while decked out in clothes made by slaves.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the CEO of Moderna acknowledged the presence of patented sequence in Covid-19 at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (udLfr)

290 That guy is serious about the gas price thing.
I think it's how they're getting $60 billion for Ukraine spending because Congress has NOT increased the debt limit.

Posted by: torabora at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (Y274z)

291 This is what happens when you go fartclamming.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (es0Dj)

292 282 I've sold a lot of recycled gold, but this ring is my finest.
Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 23, 2022 06:55 PM (wBpKf)

Ouch, for nothing else, this should have earned him *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (3NKiY)

293 Quarantine all sodomites for 10 years for the Monkey Pox.

Better yet wall them up in their place of residence like the Chinamen do.

Stop the spread!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

294 291 This is what happens when you go fartclamming.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 23, 2022 06:56 PM (es0Dj)

Fartclam gigging?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 06:57 PM (3NKiY)

295 >>> 276
Every lefty who bitches about blood diamonds gets all humid for the Chinese, the biggest slavers, bar none, on Earth. All a bunch of crap from hypocrites and virtue-signalers and total ignoramuses.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 06:54 PM (96UI6)

I'm sure this will be reflected in their ESG ratings.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 06:57 PM (llON8)

296 A fartclam once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 06:58 PM (SH2Zi)

297 I'm old enough to remember when Rocky Horror was good sort-of-clean fun for college students.
Posted by: Zek

I'm about 51 and it was always nope-out super cringe.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 23, 2022 06:58 PM (M9XmQ)

298
Spin it all you want, leftist lackwits, but the single salient fact remains that Hillary Clinton made it in the public arena SOLELY because she married and enabled a serial sexual predator.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 23, 2022 06:58 PM (MwZpx)

299 Paid $6.50 per gallon today, Watsonville, CA

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

300 Fartclam gigging > Frog gigging

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2022 06:58 PM (r5kJO)

301 Crap! Windstorm Saturday that knocked out the power for 5 hours changed my hashtag.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 23, 2022 06:58 PM (yikp0)

302 Whoopi looking at notes to understand what communion is - "It's bread for sinners and reward for saints." Probably thinks pro-abortion folks are the saints .

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 23, 2022 06:59 PM (fs1hN)

303 I find it interesting that all news sources are purposely ignoring Kissinger remarks about Ukraine, and are only publishing his remarks about China/Taiwan. The only place I found some reference and quotes is from India news sources.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 06:59 PM (V13WU)

304 Hi Jak

Posted by: Ben Had at May 23, 2022 06:59 PM (UzSXd)

305 AOC needs a couple of gold teeth.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

306 302 Whoopi looking at notes to understand what communion is - "It's bread for sinners and reward for saints." Probably thinks pro-abortion folks are the saints .
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 23, 2022 06:59 PM (fs1hN)

'For the unworthy, the Cup of Life holds everlasting damnation.'
-a good movie

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (3NKiY)

307 I might go to a jeweler and ask if they sell conflict diamonds. When he inevitably denies it, I'll say "oh, nevermind, then. Only the best for my girl - I want to know someone died for her baubles."
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (c8pZY)

308 I remember a line from Richard Preston's "The Hot Zone" - a 10 lb. monkey is a pretty good match for a 200 lb. man. He was referring to who would win a fight if you had to kill an ebola-infected monkey and it escaped containment.
I raise this because I don't think it's wise to fuck monkeys. They might think you're trying to pick a fight.

Posted by: PabloD at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (P0ZpG)

309 In the butt, Bob.
In the butt.

Posted by: Family Feud at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (Y274z)

310 AOC needs a couple of gold teeth.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

Fort Knox is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (SH2Zi)

311
And of course the lab diamond is more "still just Sandy from the block" pandering.

She's a politician. She didn't pay for that rock, nor did her husband, any more than they'll ever pay for anything in the rest of their grifting lives. Whoever paid for her chintzy fake-o ring probably gave her a jewel-encrusted wedding tiara or whatever on the side.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (96UI6)

312 Howdy Ben Had!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 23, 2022 07:01 PM (jvt6t)

313 I've sold a lot of recycled gold, but this ring is my finest.

Posted by: Uncle George Soros at May 23, 2022 06:55 PM (wBpKf)


One ring to rule them all..

Posted by: cool breeze at May 23, 2022 07:01 PM (UGKMd)

314
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
Close! It's zero emission and recycled gold


Sure, that's what Riley told you, and believe that all you want little girl, but get ready for a lifetime of continual disappointment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 23, 2022 07:01 PM (MwZpx)

315 305 AOC needs a couple of gold teeth.
Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

That doesn’t happen until we’re officially enrolled in the reeducation camps. Give her time.

Posted by: 7man at May 23, 2022 07:01 PM (qwO6y)

316 275 BTW, I'd also be curious - surface level only - of how Hillary Rodham gets to the point of being able to run for President despite the fact that this "alt history" removes the single thing she did to actually gain any kind of notoriety - becoming first lady under the Bill Clinton presidency. Pretty sure she was effectively a NOBODY before that and would almost surely have remained so with him.
___________

She was First Lady of Arkansas before becoming First Lady of the U.S. Before that, she was the wife of the Arkansas Attorney General. During that time she worked at the Rose Law firm as a lawyer, but the only reason they hired her was because she was married to the state's AG and governor, and he was funneling state business to her firm.

Hillary had a lackluster law career, but she only had that because she was married to Bill Clinton, who was a political star in Arkanasas. Without Bill, Hillary would have been a paralegal in some Legal Aid clinic in suburban D.C. And Hillary knew that, which is why she went to Arkansas after she flunked the D.C. bar and failed in her Hill job. Hillary hated Arkansas, but she knew it was the best option she had.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 07:01 PM (MvHI3)

317 In the butt, Bob.
In the butt.
Posted by: Family Feud

It was the Newlywed Game.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2022 07:01 PM (T0jQj)

318 309 In the butt, Bob.
In the butt.
Posted by: Family Feud at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (Y274z)

I thought that was the Newlywed Game (Bob Eubanks)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 23, 2022 07:01 PM (PiwSw)

319 They might think you're trying to pick a fight.
Posted by: PabloD at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (P0ZpG)

Ok, I loled. It is like a Matryoshka of funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:01 PM (3NKiY)

320 Tonypete

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 23, 2022 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

321 I raise this because I don't think it's wise to fuck monkeys. They might think you're trying to pick a fight.

Posted by: PabloD at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (P0ZpG)

Because you're overmatched in a fight is why it is not a good idea?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 07:02 PM (SH2Zi)

322
So I will do you all an invaluable service :


"The Ukraine crisis would ideally result in the transformation of Ukraine into a neutral bridge state between Russia and Europe, former US Secretary of State and veteran foreign policy scholar Henry Kissinger said at the World Economic Forum summit in Davos on Monday...

"About eight years ago, when the idea of membership of Ukraine in NATO came up, I wrote an article in which I said that the ideal outcome would be if Ukraine could be constituted as a neutral kind of state, as a bridge between Russia and Europe," Kissinger said. "I think that opportunity does not now exist in the same manner, but it could still be conceived as an ultimate objective."

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)

323
'For the unworthy, the Cup of Life holds everlasting damnation.'
-a good movie
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (3NKiY)


Truer than you think. To receive Communion in a state of mortal sin is a sacrilege.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 07:02 PM (/U27+)

324 AOC needs a couple of gold teeth.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

Fort Knox is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (SH2Zi)
........

Then she should get a couple in the front chromed.

Posted by: wth at May 23, 2022 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

325 Stanky Janky? Isn't that misspelling? Skanky Janky--fixed it for you. Her Scary Poppins thing was one of the worst things I've seen in a while. Eyeball bleach was necessary after just 15 seconds.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at May 23, 2022 07:03 PM (K57hO)

326 "The former Secretary of State said movement toward peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine needs to begin within the next two months or so.
The outcome of the conflict should be outlined before it creates upheavals and tensions that are more difficult to overcome, Kissinger added."

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:03 PM (V13WU)

327 Truer than you think. To receive Communion in a state of mortal sin is a sacrilege.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2022 07:02 PM (/U27+)

I know. I always liked that line from the movie though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:03 PM (3NKiY)

328 Holy flying cats.

Just heard lib Harold Ford, Jr. on Fox say if Kemp wins in GA tomorrow, he could be a presidential candidate in 2024.

I'm voting for Kemp because he did a great job during the pandemic and is bringing lots of business to the state, but hell no on running for president. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2022 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

329 I raise this because I don't think it's wise to fuck monkeys. They might think you're trying to pick a fight.
Posted by: PabloD at May 23, 2022 07:00 PM (P0ZpG)

Get them drunk first. They can't punch worth shit when they're drunk, unless it's an Irish monkey. Don't EVER fuck with an Irish monkey.

Posted by: Roy at May 23, 2022 07:03 PM (Ti+Tv)

330 I thought it was the Dick Van Dyke Show??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 23, 2022 07:03 PM (yikp0)

331 Current Monday Mood. Preparation is important.

In Texas on a Saturday night
Everclear is added to the wine sometimes
Nachos, burritos, and tacos who knows
How it usually goes, it goes
Whoooah I love sangria wine
Whoooah I love sangria wine

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 23, 2022 07:04 PM (jvt6t)

332 Whoopi chose……..poorly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2022 07:04 PM (r5kJO)

333
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)

Hate to give Kissinger credit, but... good assessment, and it's what best for Ukraine. A buffer state. But if it happens, it's likely to also be a rump state at this point. Should've taken that approach from the outset. But, nooooo... their politicians loved that sweet American graft too much to be responsible about it.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 07:04 PM (96UI6)

334 Crap now Kemp is going to get an even bigger lunkhead.

Posted by: fd at May 23, 2022 07:05 PM (vrz2I)

335 His 2014 article I quoted and linked before. unfortunately we are led by greedy, short sighted, mental midgets.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:05 PM (V13WU)

336 Isn't MD 20/20 and Thunderbird essentially Everclear added to wine? More wine flavored everclear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:05 PM (3NKiY)

337 The young people over at the Church Militant news hour are currently talking about Pelosi and the refusal of the Archbishop to give her communion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 07:06 PM (Ut+C0)

338 What is a rave? A big musical event? People are having sex during the actual show?!. Sounds like Woodstock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 23, 2022 06:45 PM (Ut+C0) /i]

In the Belgium event at least, it is billed as a "Gay Fetish Festival" (hint -- that ain't a 'rave'); sort of like a Renaissance Faire, but they are jousting with their dicks. Lotsa stabbings going on.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2022 07:06 PM (F0YaR)

339 From Market Ticker, they were *always* lying, even about heterosexuals getting AIDS.

"For example, a New York study of initially serodiscordant, heterosexual couples found that a history of anal intercourse was one of the strongest predictors of eventual HIV transmission, adjusted OR = 10.81, 95% CI = 2.78–42.0 (14)."

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5588879/

Denninger, and me, and all the sane people: "Odds ratio of nearly 11:1? It only took until 2017 for that article to publish and I knew about this, and was yelling about it, in the 1980s and early 1990s!"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 23, 2022 07:06 PM (M9XmQ)

340 Hate to give Kissinger credit



Why ? He cleaned up enough messes around the globe be have credibility , no ?

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:06 PM (V13WU)

341 Lawmakers are urging Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin to take steps to curb rising prices in military commissaries, as military families deal with inflationary grocery costs.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=126091

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 23, 2022 07:06 PM (1+5Xl)

342 Woke is Falling: Hulu had been considering picking up a series based on an alternate-history telling of Hillary Clinton's life, called Rodham, in which she dates Bill Clinton but doesn't marry him, and then runs for president on her own as a Stronk Empowered Single Woman.

The best part of this is Bill Clinton cowrote a novel with James Patterson several years ago, and the plot involved a dashing young President with a teenage daughter but whose wife had passed away years earlier.

Those two awful human beings loathe each as much as we loathe them.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 23, 2022 07:07 PM (cupoy)

343 341 Lawmakers are urging Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin to take steps to curb rising prices in military commissaries, as military families deal with inflationary grocery costs.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=126091
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 23, 2022 07:06 PM (1+5Xl)

Like his boss, I get the feeling Austin is a big fan of the changes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:07 PM (3NKiY)

344 Start with some wine
Add some apples and brandy and some sugar some spice
Ole friends always show up on time
That's why you add in burgundy wine

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 23, 2022 07:08 PM (jvt6t)

345 People should pay more attention to the World Economic Forum. That is where the decisions are made, and they affect Everyone.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 07:08 PM (Vr12I)

346 The man is a giant. I may not agree with some of what he delivered, but that is personal , not from the standpoint of realpolitik.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

347
Why ? He cleaned up enough messes around the globe be have credibility , no ?
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:06 PM (V13WU)

He "opened" China. Unforgivable. Deal with the Devil. I doubt he envisioned just how completely out of control this would become. But boy was that ever a big, whopping fuckup.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 07:08 PM (96UI6)

348 Lawmakers are urging Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin to take steps to curb rising prices in military commissaries, as military families deal with inflationary grocery costs.


==


40 BILLION DOLLARS

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

349 >>> 341 Lawmakers are urging Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin to take steps to curb rising prices in military commissaries, as military families deal with inflationary grocery costs.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=126091
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 23, 2022 07:06 PM (1+5Xl)

Unfortunately I suspect his "solution" would involve moar tranny surgeries or such like (and that's a great picture of him with the article, lol).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 23, 2022 07:09 PM (llON8)

350 346 The man is a giant. I may not agree with some of what he delivered, but that is personal , not from the standpoint of realpolitik.
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

There are many giants- good and bad- we haven't seen a good one in quite some time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:09 PM (3NKiY)

351 sort of like a Renaissance Faire, but they are jousting with their dicks. Lotsa stabbings going on.
Posted by: GnuBreed

I don't imagine Vmom has that sort of stabbing in mind.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 23, 2022 07:09 PM (M9XmQ)

352 > For example, a New York study of initially serodiscordant, heterosexual couples found that a history of anal intercourse was one of the strongest predictors of eventual HIV transmission

Remember when Orpah predicted 20% of people would die of AIDs?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 07:09 PM (i0wNm)

353 In the Belgium event at least, it is billed as a "Gay Fetish Festival" (hint -- that ain't a 'rave'); sort of like a Renaissance Faire, but they are jousting with their dicks. Lotsa stabbings going on.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Oh, like ComFest in Columbus every summer?

It's billed as a family event butt I've never been to a family themed event where naked men are walking around with peacock feathers stuck in their buttplugs.

Maybe it's just me.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2022 07:10 PM (T0jQj)

354 Without china as a hedge against the Soviets, how would the cold war have worked out, I wonder? Probably the same. The structural problems of communism always catch up with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:10 PM (3NKiY)

355 China got where it got, not because of China , but because of Western greed.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:10 PM (V13WU)

356 as far as the Georgetown church giving her communion - so an apostate "christian" goes through some farcical ceremony with an apostate priest in an apostate church. Not an insult to me, because I don't care. But it *is* an insult to God himself, and I'm reminded of the verse, "be not deceived - God is not mocked." I have faith that He will deal with the situation in a way that only He can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2022 07:10 PM (trdmm)

357 Dentist appointment, no worse for wear

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2022 07:10 PM (2JoB8)

358 China was a big "get".

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:11 PM (V13WU)

359 Oh, like ComFest in Columbus every summer?

It's billed as a family event butt I've never been to a family themed event where naked men are walking around with peacock feathers stuck in their buttplugs.

Maybe it's just me.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2022 07:10 PM (T0jQj)

Geez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:11 PM (3NKiY)

360 World Health Organization going to catch some flak for saying Ghey sex is bad for you.

Posted by: Skip at May 23, 2022 07:12 PM (2JoB8)

361 This exchange between Glenn Greenwald and a self important wanker on Twitter is magical.

https://bit.ly/3Nv9GPk

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 07:12 PM (i0wNm)

362 Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 07:08 PM (96UI6)

At the time, no. They were looking at the situation from a 30 year nuclear Cold War. They just KNEW they could flip China if a little cash and favors were proffered. Unfortunately they didn't realize the ChiComs had their own plans and the Chinese are nothing if not patient.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 23, 2022 07:12 PM (jvt6t)

363 China got where it got, not because of China , but because of Western greed.
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:10 PM (V13WU)


They’ve known our political class are corrupt shiteaters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 23, 2022 07:12 PM (r5kJO)

364 353 In the Belgium event at least, it is billed as a "Gay Fetish Festival" (hint -- that ain't a 'rave'); sort of like a Renaissance Faire...

I think Hieronymus Bosch painted that event...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 23, 2022 07:12 PM (PiwSw)

365 But Russia and China will inevitably partner up.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:12 PM (V13WU)

366 far as the Georgetown church giving her communion - so an apostate "christian" goes through some farcical ceremony with an apostate priest in an apostate church. Not an insult to me, because I don't care. But it *is* an insult to God himself, and I'm reminded of the verse, "be not deceived - God is not mocked." I have faith that He will deal with the situation in a way that only He can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2022 07:10 PM (trdmm

Yep. That communicated would be meaninglessness.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 23, 2022 07:13 PM (eGTCV)

367 The archbishop has the absolute authority to prohibit the reception of the Eucharist by a politician that maintains and encourages a mortal sin. He has the duty and absolute responsibility for the care of her soul and his own.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at May 23, 2022 07:13 PM (0OmEj)

368 Isn't MD 20/20 and Thunderbird essentially Everclear added to wine? More wine flavored everclear.

C’mon, Aetius. You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Posted by: Jack Crevalle at May 23, 2022 07:13 PM (iSjbz)

369 This may have already been mentioned, but Trump put up a new video on Hillary today:

http://bitly.ws/rDhI

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 23, 2022 07:14 PM (sWM8x)

370
So... where are these raves happening? I am ready to research the living shit out of monkeypox. All. Night. Long. Baby.

Posted by: Tony F at May 23, 2022 07:14 PM (96UI6)

371 World Health Organization going to catch some flak for saying Ghey sex is bad for you.
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The United Nations' Aids agency (UNAIDS) on Monday denounced some reporting on the monkeypox virus as racist and homophobic, warning irresponsible language was undermining the response to the outbreak as it gathers pace across the globe.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 23, 2022 07:14 PM (yikp0)

372 365 But Russia and China will inevitably partner up.
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:12 PM (V13WU)

Yes.It is inevitable.Look at their borders.Russia will be more of a tributary vassal state though.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 07:14 PM (Vr12I)

373 C’mon, Aetius. You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Posted by: Jack Crevalle at May 23, 2022 07:13 PM (iSjbz)

Fortified. Just like an election.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:14 PM (3NKiY)

374 Remember when Orpah predicted 20% of people would die of AIDs?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 07:09 PM (i0wNm)

Oh Lawd honey chiles! Mammy Oprah ain't bees sayin no such thang.

Mammy says you gawn and bees good and I's might bring you sum of my sho fly pie!

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey, Mammy To All De Wine Moms at May 23, 2022 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

375 Unless it was forcible, one dick and you're done. Gay.

There was some early Kevin Smith movie about a bisexual girl. He has a male gay character complain guys don't care if women are with other women but "you suck one dick and you are a faggot" or something like that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 07:15 PM (ESjRY)

376 What does 'serodiscordant' mean?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 23, 2022 07:15 PM (1+5Xl)

377 Kissinger is still lucid at 98 years old. Pretty impressive.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 07:15 PM (jNAzB)

378 Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:12 PM (V13WU)

The Mongol Peril is strong in the Sovi.....er, Russian psyche. Kinda like the Non-Aggression pact signed by Adolf and ol Joe. Temporary at best.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 23, 2022 07:15 PM (jvt6t)

379 Skip, not just ghey. All the buttsex. In much of Africa, that's called birth control -- and is why the monkeypox, and AIDS for that matter, were so prevalent even among heteros.

Romans Chapter 1 wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 23, 2022 07:15 PM (M9XmQ)

380 Renaissance Fair

I went to one about 30+ years ago in our little burg. It wasn't so weird then. Never again.

Posted by: Infidel at May 23, 2022 07:16 PM (E0NVW)

381 "A serodiscordant relationship, also known as mixed-status, is one where one partner is infected by HIV and the other is not."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2022 07:16 PM (3NKiY)

382 The best part of this is Bill Clinton cowrote a novel with James Patterson several years ago, and the plot involved a dashing young President with a teenage daughter but whose wife had passed away years earlier.
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Bill's Arkansas aides would tell stories about him being in the office as governor, singing loudly about how he wanted a D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

It's easy to understand why Hillary wanted to marry him. He was her golden ticket. She had no real talent of her own, so the only way for her to get what she wanted was to hitch her wagon to his star.

But why the hell did he marry her? That has always been the real mystery. Bill had a GF in Arkansas who was much prettier than Hillary, and she was also smart. (The GF too later became a lawyer). And unlike Hillzebub, the GF didn't stink of rancid B.O. and dress like she'd fished through a Goodwill donation box for her clothes.

So what was the deal? Did Hillz blackmail Bill? Was it some sort of weird deal? Did she drug him?

It's a mystery.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 07:16 PM (MvHI3)

383 State Farm killed that queer book program for kids discussed in earlier threads.

https://bit.ly/3wJ5wwu

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 07:16 PM (i0wNm)

384 Yes.It is inevitable.Look at their borders.Russia will be more of a tributary vassal state though.
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 07:14 PM (Vr12I)

Based on what is that analysis ?

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:16 PM (V13WU)

385 Now George, bite this pillow! It's for your own good.

Posted by: Man in the Yellow Hat at May 23, 2022 07:17 PM (dp3Bn)

386 Kissinger is 99 minus 4 days.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:17 PM (V13WU)

387 Why the writers of Star Drek: Woke New Worlds are incompetent hacks.

Episode 3: Ghosts of Ilyria.

It is revealed that Number One, Una, is actually an Ilyrian and she lied to get into Star Fleet.

The Ilyrians were banned from joining the Federation because they gene tinkered on themselves.

So let me get this straight. Standard genetic screening on intake of new recruits failed to spot that Una was not Homo Sapiens. And Star Fleet did not do a background check on Una before admitting her to Star Fleet Academy?

What the actual feldergarp?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 23, 2022 07:17 PM (VUYMA)

388 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 23, 2022 07:17 PM (PiwSw)

389 The Conservative Case for Ghey Sex MonkeyPox spreading Raves.

Posted by: Every Cuck in The GOPe at May 23, 2022 07:17 PM (jvt6t)

390 So what was the deal? Did Hillz blackmail Bill? Was it some sort of weird deal? Did she drug him?

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I think it came down to the fact that she was a lesbian and wouldn't be bothered by his uncontrollable philandering, and also possessed the iron-willed ruthlessness, organizational skills, and utter lack of compunction to be a major contributor to his own political rise. He brought the flesh-pressing political charisma, she brought the driven will to power.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at May 23, 2022 07:19 PM (96UI6)

391 > But why the hell did he marry her?

They both have NPD. It's the best match possible. Neither takes their marriage seriously. Old Bill probably understood any other relationship would end messily, because the other person would care.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 23, 2022 07:19 PM (i0wNm)

392 The homosexual community is the leading spreader of STDs . And by homosexual I mean gay men who are the most sexually perverted people in the world. When you don't have a woman as a gatekeeper, all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 23, 2022 07:19 PM (jNAzB)

393 There was some early Kevin Smith movie about a bisexual girl. He has a male gay character complain guys don't care if women are with other women but "you suck one dick and you are a faggot" or something like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 23, 2022 07:15 PM (ESjRY)


That sounds like Chasing Amy, which started out really funny until Ben Affleck's character made it really really stupid, which Smith's movies tend to do.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at May 23, 2022 07:20 PM (y7DUB)

394 > I'm sure that a lab building up a gem atom by atom produced "zero emissions."

Indeed.

There are several techniques for growing diamonds in the lab.

All of them are extremely energy-intensive.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 23, 2022 07:20 PM (bW8dp)

395 Like AIDS it's Another disease spread by de gayz. Who would have ever thought that sticking your penis in a crap filled butthole would be a filthy habit that would result in disease?

I'll tell you who thought that.....The Apostles , 2000 years ago in Romans 1:27

And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Dr. Fauci knows but is pretty silent on the issue (like he was on AIDS). He must have some toxic patented poison (like AZT) waiting in the wings to inflict on his patients.

Posted by: MonkeyPox at May 23, 2022 07:20 PM (cCxiu)

396 383 State Farm killed that queer book program for kids discussed in earlier threads.
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LOL, that was quick.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at May 23, 2022 07:21 PM (MvHI3)

397 384 Yes.It is inevitable.Look at their borders.Russia will be more of a tributary vassal state though.
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 07:14 PM (Vr12I)

Based on what is that analysis ?
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:16 PM (V13WU)

Russia's borders are indefensible if China gets serious. Russia has vast resources. China does not.Russia has a declining population. It has a nuclear arsenal that deters, China wants none of that, but Russia needs to sell their resources to someone, so a bargain will be struck, but on China's terms. They both understand authoritarian government, and that is a bonding agent, if you will.

Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)

398 The dude in the Lego Pit really needs to be imprisoned immediately and forever.

The butt-f*ckers are going to end up killing us all. There is a reason that all civilizations have condemned (mostly in the breach, yes, but still condemned) male homosexuality for all time.

I still am howling at the quip that AOC and her Beard are: "Walmart Markle and Harry".

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 07:22 PM (KGjq+)

399 I am ready to research the living SHIT out of monkeypox. All. Night. Long. Baby.

Posted by: Tony F



ISWYDT

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 07:22 PM (KGjq+)

400 You ever suck a dick before, dude? If the answer is "yes," well, I have news for you... that means you're gay. Bisexual, LOL. Unless it was forcible, one dick and you're done. Gay.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayesk

To quote the great Andrew Dice Clay, you either suck dick, or you do *not* suck dick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2022 07:26 PM (RkC6l)

401 The butt-f*ckers are going to end up killing us all.

They won't kill anyone.

A vast swath of society will willingly die, in this bizarre mutual death pact that we're watching play out in real time. But not one person with the will to simply go against the herd and refuse to play along need suffer

Posted by: Glowie is the new Troll is the new Conspiracy Theorist at May 23, 2022 07:28 PM (6cwNv)

402 To quote the great Andrew Dice Clay, you either suck dick, or you do *not* suck dick.

What if you did it a couple times before you were married?

And on vacation with locals while your husband is somewhere else doesn't count too right?

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at May 23, 2022 07:28 PM (ESjRY)

403 So what was the deal? Did Hillz blackmail Bill? Was it some sort of weird deal? Did she drug him?

It's a mystery.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--
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She was the meanest backstabber he could find and he knew she would stay on the team because she had no better place to go.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 07:30 PM (pBly4)

404 Hillary Clinton Did It

Never in the history of this Republic have so many citizens been so ill-served by so many "elitists" in government and the media...

_ZH/WSJ

https://is.gd/ZUQqgh

Posted by: Braenyard at May 23, 2022 07:35 PM (pBly4)

405 91 Pelosi's district is in San Francisco, so she nominally lives there, so yeah that is completely the business of the Archbishop of San Francisco.


The Bishop up in Napa, wherever "vacation home" is, agreed with the Archbishop of SF, and directed her to not receive Communion there either. A quick read of the new penal book of the Code of Cabon Law confirms that the instruction follows here, wherever she may be. The driver for this is a new canon that suspends a priest who gives Communion to a person he knows should not approach the Eucharist from office. TgexArchbihop is protecting his priests.

Watch her approach a lay minister of communion, in the expectation they won't want to involved in the resulting media circus.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 23, 2022 07:35 PM (vpT5O)

406 A-O-C-word

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news



She's also a pretty shitty actress who answered a casting call for the position and somehow won. Her entire political life is as fake as Hollywood's fakest fake.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 23, 2022 07:54 PM (KGjq+)

407 You ever suck a dick before, dude? If the answer is "yes," well, I have news for you... that means you're gay

Unless you were forced to by some sick pedo queer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

408 It's easy to understand why Hillary wanted to marry him. He was her golden ticket. She had no real talent of her own, so the only way for her to get what she wanted was to hitch her wagon to his star.

But why the hell did he marry her?


Well she was pretty cute when she was young, and she probably didn't care when he slept around on her even if it involved force and lack of consent. That gave him political cred and she probably was a useful force in getting him power with her ambition and lack of moral restraint.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2022 08:09 PM (KZzsI)

409 So I will do you all an invaluable service :


"The Ukraine crisis would ideally result in the transformation of Ukraine into a neutral bridge state between Russia and Europe, former US Secretary of State and veteran foreign policy scholar Henry Kissinger said at the World Economic Forum summit in Davos on Monday...

"About eight years ago, when the idea of membership of Ukraine in NATO came up, I wrote an article in which I said that the ideal outcome would be if Ukraine could be constituted as a neutral kind of state, as a bridge between Russia and Europe," Kissinger said. "I think that opportunity does not now exist in the same manner, but it could still be conceived as an ultimate objective."
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)

The neutral bridge state was exactly what Russia was asking for before the war when the US and Nato bullied anyone out of negotiating it for them. Last year the Ukranians moved their army into a neutral zone set up by the Minsk Accords, assured by the US and EU. The Minsk Accords set up negotiations on the status of the Donbas states, that Ukraine never attended. The US said nothing about that.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

410 Russia's borders are indefensible if China gets serious. Russia has vast resources. China does not.Russia has a declining population. It has a nuclear arsenal that deters, China wants none of that, but Russia needs to sell their resources to someone, so a bargain will be struck, but on China's terms. They both understand authoritarian government, and that is a bonding agent, if you will.
Posted by: kraken at May 23, 2022 07:21 PM (Vr12I)

And the West sanctioning them every time they need a foreign boogyman is another thing driving them into China's arms.

Russia also is dealing with India now, which helps as a counterweight to China.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 23, 2022 09:12 PM (eoQWY)

411 I love the talk about previous covid payments helping people out. He obviously hasn't seen the recent credit card usage reports showing people going into debt paying for gas and food.

Assholes.

Posted by: Black JEM at May 23, 2022 10:54 PM (LyTO1)

412 The best part of this is Bill Clinton cowrote a novel with James Patterson several years ago, and the plot involved a dashing young President with a teenage daughter but whose wife had passed away years earlier.

Those two awful human beings loathe each as much as we loathe them.

So there IS something they're both right about?

Posted by: Rocat at May 23, 2022 11:40 PM (vXK6h)

413 RE the aussie freaks in the lego pit....are there no real men left down under? Somebody should have kicked their butts.....

Posted by: jasonj at May 24, 2022 09:49 AM (ocTOb)

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