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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/4/22)
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Quote I “Certainly if anyone doesn’t feel comfortable with that, they will on their own accord go somewhere else. That’s fine,” Elon MuskMy father would have said, "Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out".
Quote II "The Patriarch cannot transform himself into Putin's altar boy." Pope FrancisPhrasing?
Quote III “I mean, look, when you go to comedy clubs, you might hear something that upsets you. You might hear something that offends you. That is the point of going to a comedy club. A good comedian is gonna get close to that line, and maybe trip over it every now and again. But you cannot violently assault anyone, just like if you were at a restaurant, and the guy at the table next to you said an off-color joke or something that you didn’t like, you can’t just punch them.” Dave Rubin
"As Marshal, Col. Curley will serve as the Court's chief security officer, facilities administrator, and contracting executive, managing approximately 260 employees, including the Supreme Court Police Force, which provides security for the Justices, Court staff, visitors, the building, and surrounding grounds," the Supreme Court wrote in a press readout before her June 21 appointment.
A check mark investigator. I'm so confident. Just bursting with confidence. What are the odds her first hire is a guy named Moe?
I feel bad for the little franchisee. Subway is hemorrhaging stores.
Huh. What does Colorado pot and Joy Behar have in common?
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (KKTV) - A health advisory was issued by the Marijuana Enforcement Division of the Colorado Department of Revenue on Tuesday for medical marijuana from two centers in Colorado Springs. Alongside the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, the Marijuana Enforcement Division says the “health and safety advisory” is due to “potentially” unsafe levels of total yeast and mold on medical marijuana flower (bud/shake/trim) produced by Canna Meds Wellness Center LLC. The state agencies deemed the levels a “threat to public health and safety.”
Do you enjoy reading Kurt Schlichter as much as I do? He looks at the Ukraine mess and Hollywood.
President Gumby and the same geniuses who thought Kabul was a masterstroke are failing – shocker! – to refill our bunkers and armories. What happens if we find we need to fight a war tomorrow? Well, there’s a chance we run out of key weapons systems. And we might even find ourselves facing our own stuff. That gets our guys dead.
For being the smartest kids in the class. It sure took them long enough to come up with this amazing idea.
SPACE NUDES Nasa to launch naked pictures of humans to space in hope of ‘attracting aliens’
Lighten up critics.
Be careful for what you
NANTUCKET, Mass. (WPRI) — Nantucket is one step closer to making all beaches on the island topless. There are currently beaches on the island where locals know them as clothing-optional, but residents voted 327-242 Tuesday night to make all beaches topless. The measure is called “Gender Equality on Beaches” and it reads in part: “In order to promote equality for all persons, any person shall be allowed to be topless on any public or private beach within the town of Nantucket.”
Denial is not a river in Egypt. Or the name of golf course's pond.
On a warm day in September 2009, Jason Hargett, a 35-year-old restaurant manager and father of 4, stepped up to the tee at Red Ledges golf resort in Heber City, Utah. It was the end of a charity tournament and a big prize was on the line: Anyone who sunk a hole-in-one would win $1m. Hargett took a swing. The ball careened 150 yards through the air, plopped onto the green, and slowly rolled back into the hole. Cheers erupted from the small crowd as Hargett sprinted down the fairway in disbelief. But one entity wasn’t celebrating: the insurance firm that had been hired by the organizers. *** If you’ve ever watched a golf tournament or charity event, you’ve probably seen some kind of prize (a cash payout, a flashy car, a vacation package) for acing a specified hole. The chances of this happening for an amateur golfer are minuscule (~1 in 12.5k). But most organizers can’t risk getting stuck with the bill. Instead, they turn to hole-in-one insurance firms that assume the risk for a small fee. A brief history of ‘unlucky’ golfers
The hole-in-one insurance business dates back nearly 100 years — but it was originally intended for a different purpose.
On this day: 4 May 1989
Stevie Ray Vaughan set out on what would be his last ever tour at the Orpheum Theatre, Vancouver, British Columbia. The guitarist was killed in a helicopter crash on 27th Aug 1990 after a concert at Alpine Valley Music Theater in Wisconsin, after playing 107 of the 110 dates. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 4 May 1937
American rock guitarist Dick Dale, known as 'The King of the Surf Guitar'. He pioneered and created what many call the surf music style. Dale worked closely with Fender to produce custom made amplifiers, including the first-ever 100-watt guitar amplifier. His song 'Misirlou' featured over the opening credits to Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. Dale died of heart failure on 16 March 2019, at the age of 81. via thisdayinmusic.com
O this day: 4 May 1987Funny how all of these events tie into today.
American blues vocalist, harmonica player Paul Butterfield, who fronted The Paul Butterfield Blues Band, died at his home in North Hollywood, California, of drug-related heart failure, he was 44. Gained international recognition, as one of the early acts performing during the Summer of Love, at Monterey Pop Festival and Woodstock festival. via thisdayinmusic.com
Florida Ford GT Owner Crashes Because He's "Unfamiliar" With Manual Transmission: Police
The driver had just purchased the 2006 Heritage Edition GT for $704,000 at a Barrett-Jackson auction last month.
Scientists used machine learning to discover what they say could be a new way to speed up the process of breaking down plastic significantly, Vice reports. As detailed in a new paper published in the journal Nature, a research team from the University of Texas at Austin modified an enzyme to break down the individual components of polyethylene terephthalate (PET), a commonly used plastic that makes up a staggering 12 percent of global waste. Impressively, the modified enzyme also reduced the amount of time it takes for the plastic to degrade from months to a just single week.
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Asshole.
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Boo-boos for a short time. A lifetime of stories.
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Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:43 PM (FBf3u
Know the feeling! Stay safe! Hope you got a storm shelter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:45 PM (K3TEc)
That would be one indication you'd died and gone to hell.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 09:45 PM (SchxB)
Ran that through the Hrothgar Transalator™ and I got
"You could always simply build your own internet and a special chat room!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:45 PM (hOUT3)
The country nreeds a win here Folks.
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2022 09:46 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Buzzion
I think the proof is that they had fencing and rent-a-mobs there within minutes of the leak.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:46 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:46 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:44 PM (4WpZK)
1960's: Man On The Moon
2020's: Unsolicited Dick-Pics
You're awesome, NASA. Way to be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Colin at May 04, 2022 09:46 PM (YVx1O)
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He obviously hasn't visited some of my old haunts.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 09:47 PM (AmoqO)
Thank you, God.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:47 PM (+tJ2U)
You have no idea how hard it is to add prayers at the end of my Rosary for the holy needs and intentions of the pope.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 09:47 PM (/U27+)
We'll let the Japanese hold onto that one.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:48 PM (4WpZK)
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Paging Muldoon, paging Mr. Muldoon.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 09:48 PM (AmoqO)
You have no idea how hard it is to add prayers at the end of my Rosary for the holy needs and intentions of the pope.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 09:47 PM (/U27+)
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So lots of paperwork then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 04, 2022 09:48 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 09:39 PM (CLkaN)
I bet you are old enough to remember when that UTC concept was going to help get this time synchronization thing straightened out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Colin
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Expect deaths to go up.
We are talking about the selfie generation.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:49 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 09:47 PM (/U27+)
What's wrong with Benedict? He seems like an alright guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:49 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 09:49 PM (CLkaN)
Schlichtermeister is a vocal and tiresome supporter of Mitch McBackstabber , who is on of the scales of merde clinging to the GOP. Not sure where he is on Kevin McUseless.
Posted by: Dantes at May 04, 2022 09:50 PM (Ajopc)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 09:50 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:50 PM (+tJ2U)
What's wrong with Benedict? He seems like an alright guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:49 PM (6FeV1)
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He is, but I don't want to go all Ann Barnhardt here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 09:50 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Colin at May 04, 2022 09:50 PM (YVx1O)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Tell me about it Brother. Here's a text from my Deacon relating to this very thing:
Enemies...
I try to imagine arriving at heaven (hopefully), and the first person I see is maybe someone I really don't like. And they say I've been waiting to tell you - thanks for praying for me. It's because of you that I am here. And the next person is someone I harmed - and they say, I've been waiting for you. I despised you - then, learned to forgive. I forgave you. And that's why I'm here.
And then there's a big long line of these people I unexpected to see - or don't even know.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 04, 2022 09:51 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Iris at May 04, 2022 09:51 PM (6lKe4)
426 Those interested in the Cawthorn story should take a look at this: https://tinyurl.com/2p8kpvwz
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
He must drive those decrepit relics in the GOPe crazy.
Worth keeping in Congress if only for that.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 09:51 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: ONT at May 04, 2022 09:51 PM (4WpZK)
Good idea boys.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 09:49 PM (CLkaN)
"They look squishy and useless as draft animals. Maybe they taste like Glarphnorphnacx?"
"You think everything tastes like Glarphnorphnacx, Fnurghj."
"...Shut up."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Clutch at May 04, 2022 09:52 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 04, 2022 09:52 PM (TdMsT)
That photo up top is haunting in its own way... I keep seeing dragon's heads...
That Joy Behar meme is absolutely perfect, proving that ugly does indeed go all the way to the bone!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at May 04, 2022 09:52 PM (xT18z)
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He obviously hasn't visited some of my old haunts.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 09:47 PM (AmoqO)
Military and Biker bars.... exhibit 1
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 09:52 PM (PHusL)
I try to imagine arriving at heaven (hopefully), and the first person I see is maybe someone I really don't like. And they say I've been waiting to tell you - thanks for praying for me. It's because of you that I am here. And the next person is someone I harmed - and they say, I've been waiting for you. I despised you - then, learned to forgive. I forgave you. And that's why I'm here.
And then there's a big long line of these people I unexpected to see - or don't even know.
Posted by: Tonypete
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I believe that just as much as we'll be surprised at who made it to Heaven, we're gonna be non-plussed at who didn't.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (BFigT)
Last pic looks like a cartoon
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at May 04, 2022 09:40 PM (4TZI4)
Calvin and Hobbes in real time...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: 29Victor at May 04, 2022 09:44 PM (
The wacky tabbaccy. The devil's lettuce.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2022 09:54 PM (8V7Xz)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2022 09:54 PM (8V7Xz)
If an alien civilization ever approaches us, they're not going to see naked people running around. They're gonna see clothed people running around. All you're doing is adding ambiguity and confusion to a thing that is supposed to be as devoid of ambiguity and confusion as possible.
And why the fuck include genitals?!?!?! Is that really important to communicate? That this backwards hairless mammal civilization is so fucked up and retrograde that we still think of literally EVERYTHING in terms of hoo-has and ding-dongs?
Fuck humans, man. This species sucks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:55 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
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Which is why it strikes a chord in we Gen Xers.
The miracle is that we're still alive.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:55 PM (+tJ2U)
I've heard that toplessness is legal everywhere in Newyorkistan already... But, as I casual observer, I note it's not a common practice... At least in my own little corner of Hell here...
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 09:55 PM (XswDY)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: ONT at May 04, 2022 09:56 PM (4WpZK)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 09:56 PM (kf6Ak)
They probably think of us as cargo cultists. If we send 'em naked pictures, maybe they'll come back and probe us again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 09:56 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at May 04, 2022 09:56 PM (ypxwF)
We are talking about the selfie generation.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor
Tonight we actually had one of our local TV storm chasers get rear ended by some rubber neckers.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 09:57 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:55 PM (6FeV1)
So the tentacled space monster knows which one to rape.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:57 PM (4WpZK)
Shame.
Twelve inch spicy Italian on whole wheat double meat provolone lettuce tomato onion banana peppers oil lean on the oil black pepper oregano to go.
No, just the sandwich.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:57 PM (x8kT3)
And then the enzyme decided humans taste much better than plastic.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:57 PM (0fVbu)
How to attract aliens...hmmm...let's send them that plumber video from PornHub!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (0fVbu)
Er, what I meant to say the first time was...yes.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (4WpZK)
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (x8kT3)
How to attract aliens...hmmm...let's send them that plumber video from PornHub!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (K3TEc)
Xif!!! Look! New Tentacle Porn!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 09:59 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (K3TEc)
Plumber video?
Go on.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 09:59 PM (4WpZK)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:57 PM (0fVbu)
Your digestive plastic enzyme vaccine protects me, and my digestive plastic enzyme vaccine protects you. Get the shot, or else Humanity WILL Die! Trust the Science. Bigot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 09:59 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Dear Alien: I am a student at a small Midwestern college. I never thought this would happen to me!...
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:00 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: sassy at May 04, 2022 10:01 PM (xSICi)
I am having trouble parsing this phrase from the article:
In a follow-up report, the New York Post discovered that almost five percent of Subway’s footprint has disappeared after "1,043 more outlets across the US than it opened in 2021."
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 10:01 PM (AHeqJ)
Alien 2: I'm not sure she's really stuck in that position.
Alien 1: Seems fake.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:01 PM (K3TEc)
Last pic looks like a cartoon
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at May 04, 2022 09:40 PM (4TZI4)
Must be what baby goats feel like, pure joy.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 10:01 PM (AmoqO)
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It's their own damn fault for chasing gimicky nonsense instead of selling eight to ten sandwiches with good, fresh ingredients.
I don't even consider them anymore unless I have a buy one get one free coupon, and I haven't seen one of those since it was too dangerous to eat at mom and pop restaurants because of COVID but international chains with drive through windows staffed by illegal aliens were safe because reasons.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:01 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 09:58 PM (SchxB)
Muscle fiber is basically just a super over-complicated kind of plastic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:01 PM (K3TEc)
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Dude, you should have enlisted.
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (LGV1j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (Vf4Y7)
I was busy setting up a coke-fueled powerplant in Satisfactory...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (6FeV1)
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Dude, you should have enlisted.
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (+ya+t)
Enlisted Military, boot stomping, right up until you are the Boot (yeah, Retired NCO)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:04 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (K5n5d)
Bolivian marching powder. Is there nothing it can't do?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 10:04 PM (II3Gr)
Alien 3: now she's eating Doritos.
Alien 2: That can't be good.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:05 PM (K3TEc)
The Earf's "radio bubble" is already over a hundred light years out... If there are any technologically advanced space aliens out there within that radius, I quite certain they've heard and seen it all already!
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:05 PM (ZcDSg)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (0fVbu)
They like nudes.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 10:05 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (+ya+t)
Enlisted Military, boot stomping, right up until you are the Boot (yeah, Retired NCO)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:04 PM (PHusL)
Trading one set of abusive authoritarian dickheads for another doesn't seem all that helpful.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (II3Gr)
The Earf's "radio bubble" is already over a hundred light years out... If there are any technologically advanced space aliens out there within that radius, I quite certain they've heard and seen it all already!
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:05 PM (ZcDSg
Hitler probably scared them off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (K3TEc)
That's why they haven't come here, they don't want the (unintentional) comedy to end.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (0fVbu)
They like nudes.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 10:05 PM (AmoqO)
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So we're announcing ourselves to the aliens by sending dick pics? Was Anthony Weiner in charge of this project, by any chance?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (Vf4Y7)
Love to drive standard... but at 63 with bad knees and a hip that will need to be replaced in a couple years? Camaro I just ordered has an automatic.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (PHusL)
Their sandwiches are awful. Haven't one in probably two years now. Mr. Goodsents is much better. At least if you'e in a hurry.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 04, 2022 10:07 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (0fVbu)
Yeah, but that diagram showing the tastiest cuts of meat on a person may have been a bad idea.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 04, 2022 10:07 PM (cupoy)
One picture of an ugly four eyed lumpy batarian. And the other picture is of an Asari.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 04, 2022 10:07 PM (8V7Xz)
But they absolutely suck in traffic, which is now everywhere.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:08 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)
You know, if they need help picking the right gals, I am sure kbdabear can give them a hand. I have my own selection as well, if they like redheads.
But you know the kind of pics they used. Tess Holiday. That dude playboy pictoral.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 10:08 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:05 PM (ZcDSg)
Their first impression of Earth is coming from Amos and Andy.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 04, 2022 10:08 PM (xPl2J)
1960s, Nickodell restaurant nextdoor to KHJ radio, the Real Don Steele had his jaw broke by a guy who had asked him to stop cursing so loud in front of his child at dinner.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 04, 2022 10:08 PM (m51hW)
Me too! Learned to drive on a 67 Malibu. Damn.. wish I had that car today.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 04, 2022 10:08 PM (nxdel)
I had to do some searching; but, was able to show them that at least 2 transplant deaths were caused by mold on the weed that the transplanted people has smoked.
I didn't find many who, even though they needed a transplant, would give up weed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:08 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (SchxB)
Actually... I kinda think they HAVE come here... and then told us to stick to our own planets orbit. Strange we have not even been back to the Moon, in my Son's entire lifetime.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:08 PM (PHusL)
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Was law school abusive? Sometimes a kick in the pants helps.
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 10:09 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:09 PM (anj39)
Even worse, we also give them directions and invite them to our home.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 10:10 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 10:10 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)
They may misinterpret and think that is where our brain is.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 10:10 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 04, 2022 10:08 PM (xPl2J)
And now they'd see Flash Gordon, and Rocketman...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:10 PM (PHusL)
Mornings before dawn on May 4, 5, and 6th there is a meteor shower (associated with the bits and pieces left behind by Haley's comet).
Best viewing before dawn; but, you can try your luck any time after sunset, just look to the East.
It helps to be in a dark place...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:11 PM (s9rQL)
I try to imagine arriving at heaven (hopefully), and the first person I see is maybe someone I really don't like. And they say I've been waiting to tell you - thanks for praying for me. It's because of you that I am here. And the next person is someone I harmed - and they say, I've been waiting for you. I despised you - then, learned to forgive. I forgave you. And that's why I'm here.
And then there's a big long line of these people I unexpected to see - or don't even know.
Posted by: Tonypete
___
I believe that just as much as we'll be surprised at who made it to Heaven, we're gonna be non-plussed at who didn't.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:53 PM (+tJ2U)
For some reason I am now thinking of AtC, and the first person she sees is.... Joel Osteen.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 10:11 PM (llON8)
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 10:09 PM (+ya+t)
No, but ultimately not that helpful either. Passing the bar exam hinged on taking a multi-week bar prep course. Practicing law in the real world has basically fuck-all to do with either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 10:11 PM (II3Gr)
Well, when you have liberals babbling nonsense about how words are violence, this is what you get.
Just don't try to punch the guy at the next table if he has security team made up of people who are comfortable with giving an ass kicking.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Romeo13
___
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 10:12 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:09 PM (anj39)
Uh... maybe John Denver? Bob Denver would be more.... tropical music...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:12 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:12 PM (PHusL)
Damn. These are great meds!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:13 PM (anj39)
(Well, there is my dad's Mustang, but that is not a car for a beginner. The clutch is really stiff.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 10:13 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 04, 2022 10:14 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:09 PM (anj39)
Uh... maybe John Denver? Bob Denver would be more.... tropical music...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:12 PM (PHusL)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 10:14 PM (II3Gr)
It struck me as an extortionist's list: Give me what I want, or the kid gets it.
So I told him it was a garbage take. Does someone's every need have to be covered to not kill one's child? There is free birth control in many places and one can even get funding for medical sterilization. Just this week, a couple was charged with killing their daughter through neglect. Should their defense be that they didn't have free medical care? Subsidized income so they could both stay home? Really, what's the checklist that must be met?
I HATE that so many young people must be bribed to do the right thing or, at the very least, refrain from moral evil.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 10:14 PM (/+bwe)
For all we know its the equivalent of broadcasting we are throwing a house party with all the liquor and drugs you could want...in Detroit.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:14 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:12 PM (PHusL)
Damn. These are great meds!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:13 PM (anj39)
/sings
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fatefull trip
That started with Rocky mountain High
And ended with a plane wreck...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM (cG9X/)
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No harm meant friend. All good to you.
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Javems
If I can believe the guy with the high hair on History channel (and why couldn't I?), there are
1) the greys.
2) the reptilians (shape shift and live under ground)
3) the insectoids (look like praying mantises), and
4) the Nordics (8 ft blonds who have our best interest at heart unlike all the others).
They're all here now. Heck they built the pyramids.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: Clutch at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM (9UmRs)
On a semi-related note, my mom would say while using her rear end to close the door when her hands were full, "And that's why God gave us butts!" (I'd always laugh, because my mom is about 100 lbs soaking wet.)
Posted by: pookysgirl heard a lot of funny things while growing up at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM (XKZwp)
For the young and stupid they just want an emergency form of "birth control". And they'll make any argument to keep that open for them.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM (ESjRY)
(yes, the if in question might be a big one)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 10:16 PM (8548M)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
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They were not taught consequences when they were children.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 10:16 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at May 04, 2022 10:17 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 04, 2022 09:44 PM (XhaBn)
Subway stores smell nasty. Dank and steamy, like an industrial dishwasher. Off putting, it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:17 PM (cG9X/)
For all we know its the equivalent of broadcasting we are throwing a house party with all the liquor and drugs you could want...in Detroit.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:14 PM (ESjRY)
Ahhhh.... yes.... Girls?
Posted by: Dr. Detroit.. at May 04, 2022 10:17 PM (PHusL)
**
Hey kid, your dumbass choices don't have anything to do with anyone else.* It's no one else's responsibility to pay for your stupidity, especially when it's so damn easy to not get pregnant.
* That includes the human with unique DNA in that womb.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:17 PM (WCiZg)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:18 PM (anj39)
I wouldn't want to be a Prosperity Preacher at judgement day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:18 PM (K3TEc)
No WONDER Subway is losing stores.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2022 10:19 PM (QzJWU)
(yes, the if in question might be a big one)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 10:16 PM (8548M)
/Waves
No worries, I'll let ya on the bus.... I'll be drivin....
Posted by: Dr. Detroit.. at May 04, 2022 10:19 PM (PHusL)
For all we know its the equivalent of broadcasting we are throwing a house party with all the liquor and drugs you could want...in Detroit.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:14 PM (ESjRY)
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There may actually be a sort of "bubble" surrounding the solar system that keeps a lot of stuff inside. I remember when one of the Pioneer or Voyager spacecraft (I forget which) reached the edge of the solar system and had to pass through an oddly "hot" zone to leave. It was kind of a surprise to astronomers.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:19 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM (FBf3u)
Electromagnetic power plants. The mummy-tomb is just a distraction for the local rubes.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 10:19 PM (x8kT3)
Dave Rubin I love ya but you are wrong, you can just punch someone.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2022 10:19 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:17 PM (cG9X
Their bread is disgusting and they put as little meat and cheese on their sandwiches as possible while absolutely smothering them with lettuce so you can't tell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:20 PM (K3TEc)
I just noticed I have a new hash too.
WTH?
Maybe I'll go to bed early.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:18 PM (anj39)
Any idea why? MisHum? I reset my modem today but hash stayed the same.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 10:20 PM (8548M)
The solar system has banlieues?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2022 10:21 PM (ZsR3z)
We are talking about the selfie generation.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 09:49 PM (+tJ2U)
I would like to load up a large military tank with cameras and instruments, and drive it right into a tornado funnel. Maybe have the crew provided with breathing apparatus, just in case, although I doubt one could stay in the vortex long enough for low air pressure to cause breathing distress.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:21 PM (cG9X/)
I HATE that so many young people must be bribed to do the right thing or, at the very least, refrain from moral evil.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 10:14 PM (/+bwe)
_________
Inflation being what it is, blackmail holds its value better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 10:21 PM (/U27+)
No, just the sandwich.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 09:57 PM (x8kT3)
That's almost my exact order except heavy on the oil&vinegar.
Sometimes they ask me if I want mayonnaise on it and in my mind I immediately smack them fully with the back of my hand. Looking down, a hand to where they were struck, "yes I see how wrong that was, I ... I don't know what came over me". Now facing me, "thank you sir for returning me to my wits." He tells me about his life and I listen as one should but add, "That does sound dreadful but we can't go about puting mayonnaise on Italian subs can we?"
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 10:22 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2022 10:21 PM (ZsR3z)
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Maybe...There's still quite a bit we don't understand about our own solar system, especially the outer regions. As I said, this "hot" zone (as in much, much hotter than you would expect for the void of space) was very interesting because we didn't know about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:22 PM (K5n5d)
You'd also want to activate the anti-cow reactive armor.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2022 10:22 PM (ZsR3z)
Me too! Learned to drive on a 67 Malibu. Damn.. wish I had that car today.
Posted by: Jewells45
learned on a Rupp 80cc bike. then started driving my 54 chevy 3100 that i bought with my yard service money.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 04, 2022 10:22 PM (UgAdJ)
The idea that they actually give a shit about women is laughable. They care about the millions they get from the abortion lobby and that's it. Well maybe they also support abortion because they want to rid the world of all the poors who muddy up their streets. The next Republican needs to turn the DoJ on planned parenthood for their crimes and expose them as the monsters they are.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (bez0m)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:15 PM
They were not taught consequences when they were children.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 10:16 PM
He should know better than this sort of emotional blackmail. His mother had a whole list of "this is why I had to cheat on my husband" when she cuckolded his father with a prominent member of the community. It was damned hard on the children and he absolutely hated how she excused herself.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (/U27+)
I think a big part of Subway's demise has a lot to do with the press reporting there was no tuna in their tuna sammiches...
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (ZcDSg)
They have to know where to put the probe.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
I recall a science fiction novella based around a microbe that escaped the lab and ate every bit of aluminum, collapsing society.
The protagonist was a northeast Mohawk Indian which have a completely undeserved reputation for not experiencing fear of heights / vertigo and our preferential hired for vertical steel work.
Posted by: Johnny Noir at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Colin at May 04, 2022 09:44 PM (YVx1O)
I would severely punish my dick for that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Clutch at May 04, 2022 09:52 PM (9UmRs)
I am thinking he knows perfectly well how to drive a standard, but he was probably drunk or stoned when he wrecked the car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:24 PM (cG9X/)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 10:20 PM (8548M)
Harvey was 17?!?
Uh oh....
Posted by: Elwood P at May 04, 2022 10:24 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:24 PM (FBf3u)
I think a big part of Subway's demise has a lot to do with the press reporting there was no tuna in their tuna sammiches...
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (ZcDSg
Or Pedo Jared. Or the Purple C$nt Soccer Bitch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:24 PM (K3TEc)
I meant "lean on the oil" as in "lean hard on it until its almost soaked mess."
In which case our sandwiches are identical.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 10:24 PM (x8kT3)
I would like to load up a large military tank with cameras and instruments, and drive it right into a tornado funnel. Maybe have the crew provided with breathing apparatus, just in case, although I doubt one could stay in the vortex long enough for low air pressure to cause breathing distress.
__________
The Wicked Witch of the East is saying, "Geez, first a house, now a tank."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Eromero at May 04, 2022 10:25 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:24 PM (FBf3u)
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Well, them and the local radio station that is apparently funded solely by advertising the joys of marijuana these days...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)
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Even worse, we also give them directions and invite them to our home.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 10:10 PM (AHeqJ)
Wait until the aliens discover we're handing out free cell phones and welfare. They'll never leave.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2022 10:25 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: 29Victor
"Grass" has always been my favorite. Such an innocent word.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 10:25 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai
And their bread contained the same material used in floor mats.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:26 PM (FBf3u)
Good can come from evil. Good is stronger than evil. God made this world and gave us the power to make a pig's ear of the place. Doesn't mean He's not pulling strings to keep the place from going completely to Hell (literally and figuratively)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:26 PM (6FeV1)
In reality if they exist they may be able to help us...or not. They may want to help us...or not. And it is just as likely that this would be the result of first contact; https://tinyurl.com/2r8pvy5b
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)
I just noticed I have a new hash too.
WTH?
Maybe I'll go to bed early.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:18 PM (anj39)
Any idea why? MisHum? I reset my modem today but hash stayed the same.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)
***
Internet was out here earlier today for hours. That may be why. Had to reset my router several times.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:26 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:24 PM (cG9X/)
Thought I saw where he said I was shifting into second from first, so it was not like I was speeding or anything...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 04, 2022 10:27 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:24 PM
I'm not convinced the chain's poor choices in spokespyrsyns had much to do with it... Maybe...
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:27 PM (ZcDSg)
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The backstory of one science fiction series involves a bacterium designed to clean up oil spills escaping the lab. Naturally, it gobbled up all the oil it could find, leading to a global collapse. Then geneticists designed a bunch of other franken monsters and made the resulting society even more interesting.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:27 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 04, 2022 10:27 PM (9LwxC)
Aliens respond, "Stop sending us naked pictures of yourselves and directions to your house."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 04, 2022 10:28 PM (m0zqP)
For some men a cored ripe mango is a replacement god.
Beautiful. Mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 10:28 PM (x8kT3)
There was a consideration that the country responsible for infecting the Earth from any Moon bugs would be held liable.
I don't know whether there are "Aliens" out there, but if there are - attempts to get their attention seems like it would be or at least could be a really bad idea.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 04, 2022 10:28 PM (j7VW4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 04, 2022 10:28 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 10:23 PM (/+bwe)
Daaaaamn. That's just rotten.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 10:28 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Diogenes
That would do it. If you had checked you'd have found you had a new hash after each reset.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:29 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:27 PM (K5n5d)
"I mean, you're not even doing science here, you're just.... mixing a bunch of bullshit together, and now you've Cronenberged the entire planet!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:29 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Here we are! We're technologically backward! Come eat us!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:29 PM (FBf3u)
My grandmother called tobacco 'heathen weed'... I can only speculate as to what she called marijuana!
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:30 PM (ZcDSg)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:29 PM (FBf3u)
Cue the really old teenagers for outer space.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 10:31 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well
TORTURE!!!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 10:31 PM (FBf3u)
Thanks for ONT as is usual...
Doing some Santana over here.
Maybe try some? Over to you...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2022 10:32 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:29 PM (6FeV1)
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That is exactly what happened! Geneticists were drunk on power and created biological forms of many mythical monsters, such as centaurs, vampires, elves, dwarves, and so forth. The entire planet went to hell. It's a pretty weird series, starting with World Enough and Time by James Kahn.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:32 PM (K5n5d)
Rather amusing.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (s9rQL)
The current slump probably has something to with the ad campaign with Rapinoe. I understand franchisees were pissed about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (0fVbu)
Rather amusing.
Posted by: 18-1
Don't stop reading the series!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (s9rQL)
* That includes the human with unique DNA in that womb.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare
***
I read some of the responses and NO, it's not easy to not get pregnant! Women should be able to enjoy sex, just like men do, without birth control and without consequences.
On one hand, I expect to have my retinas set on fire by the responses to my comment.
On the other hand, I think I discovered why this generation is into the ludicrous gender-bending. They have declared war against Biology and any precepts derived from it.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: dartist
Law school hasn't been abusive since at least before the 90's. The most abusive thing about my law school (Boston U.) was that it was basically in an 18 story building with a bank of 6 elevators that rarely all worked and took forever. If you had 2 classes back-to-back, you better have brought a snack because you weren't making it down to the lobby food cart and back in time.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (KAi1n)
My unproxied hash is (or was) 'rm8S6', but we had a prolonged power outage recently... My current unproxied hash is.......
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:34 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: dartist at May 04, 2022 10:34 PM (+ya+t)
Rather amusing.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
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Lemme guess...It's aliens who convinced humans to put maple syrup on French toast?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:34 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (x8kT3)
That theme song. On a pipe organ.
....
Awwwww yeah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:34 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 10:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
**
Hmmm, I wonder if there's any connection to his thought process on irresponsible, immoral behavior with no regard for the financial or mental health of yourself or your family?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:35 PM (+gFOr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 04, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27+)
Puts tank in Drive, and crunches a Munchkin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:35 PM (cG9X/)
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:35 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 10:35 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:29 PM (s9rQL)
That makes sense.
Sniff...
I had that last one a long time.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:35 PM (anj39)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 04, 2022 10:36 PM (0fVbu)
...
On the other hand, I think I discovered why this generation is into the ludicrous gender-bending. They have declared war against Biology and any precepts derived from it.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 10:33 PM (/+bwe)
So... they don't believe in evolution?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 10:36 PM (llON8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
No, but, it does involve maple syrup and getting drunk.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:36 PM (s9rQL)
>I had a nasty opossum look at me like that once. I threw it in a 55 gallon drum of waste water and drown it.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2022 10:36 PM (LkM8p)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Seems like a solid reason to take up smoking weed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at May 04, 2022 10:36 PM (II3Gr)
(Visualizes "dog/banjo-player" mutant from the end of 'Invasion of the Body-Snatchers,' 1979).
Some precepts get fucked up in cinematic handling of them.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 10:37 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 10:37 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 10:37 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:29 PM (s9rQL)
Well, my internet is from cox. I have the cable from the wall into the modem. Reset today and hash didn't change. Don't have own router, maybe that's why mine didn't change.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)
(And kudos to this specimen for referring to a human being as a "negative consequence". Takes one to know one, right?)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)
*
I think a lot of people look at the 2% or whatever of the population that really, truly struggles to have children and just assumes that's how it works for everyone. When in reality it's probably like one to six times of full-measure intercourse between two healthy young-ish people will end in pregnancy.
But that's not Science, so shut up racist or whatever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:39 PM (+gFOr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 10:39 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ripley at May 04, 2022 10:39 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
It's easy for me, since Benedict 16 is still Pope and Frankie is a demonic usurper.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 10:40 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:40 PM (PHusL)
Possible response: OR you could keep your dick in your pants.
Honestly, if people can't handle adult responsibilities, they shouldn't be screwing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
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Children learn, children emulate.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 10:40 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2022 10:41 PM (lgeFv)
Twelve inch all fake ingredients spicy Italian on whole wheat double meat provolone lettuce tomato onion banana peppers oil lean on the oil black pepper oregano to go.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 10:41 PM (x8kT3)
G'even' y'all. Not furst! Maybe top 200? Early posting time is unfair. (Waves "unfair" placard.) Do-overs required.
Meh. Woulda been late to the party anyway. Was watching another episode of "Green Hornet Strikes Back." I am always amused at how folks slide into a car from either side and scoot over. Bench seats!
Posted by: mindful webworker - or maybe not at May 04, 2022 10:41 PM (Sa6AO)
Now there's an aptly named company.
Cox really sucks, which is a change from the usual.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 04, 2022 10:41 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I'm not sure how the hash is calculated; but, in your case Cox might not ever change your IP address. You usually have to pay extra for having a permanent IP from your provider (especially Cox in Phoenix and Tempe AZ).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:41 PM (s9rQL)
G'even' y'all. Not furst! Maybe top 200? Early posting time is unfair. (Waves "unfair" placard.) Do-overs required.
Meh. Woulda been late to the party anyway. Was watching another episode of "Green Hornet Strikes Back." I am always amused at how folks slide into a car from either side and scoot over. Bench seats!
Posted by: mindful webworker - or maybe not at May 04, 2022 10:41 PM (Sa6AO)
SPONGE!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 10:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Grrrr... normally when you ask a DHCP server for an IP address, it will give you the same one, unless a specific amount of time has passed.
So at the house? even though I've rebooted the router many times, I've had the same hash for many years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:42 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2022 10:42 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 10:37 PM (KFhLj)
And another point, for me at least, is if I am going to dine out, I normally prefer to get a hot meal, not a cold sammich. I can get pre-made cold sammiches from the cooler in a convenience store for a lot less less than what Subway charges. I have had good, tasty subs from some other chain sub shops, but they are not on my "most visited" list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:42 PM (cG9X/)
with this week's terrible news there's been a lot of twitter chatter about whether christofascism in red states leaves blue cities/states with responsibilities to be more welcoming to red state refugees. it seems to me what that looks like is nuanced but answer is obviously yes
it's the most vulnerable of the red states who are least responsible for all this and they'll going to need the most help escaping not only christofascism but also, you know, rising oceans and wildfires. this is not abstract, this is within the next decade. it's already happening
it's an argument for zoning reform, sure, but also an argument for all of the housing affordability policies (tenant support, etc) as well as significantly expanding a social safety net, too, with new funding for a litany of social programs for the soon-to-be arrivals.
This guy really has his finger on the pulse of recent demographic shifts in the United States. /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 04, 2022 10:42 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2022 10:43 PM (GwxCX)
a healthy 30-year-old has a 20 percent chance of pregnancy each month with frequent unprotected sex.
My sex ed teacher had me convinced is was something like 99%.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 04, 2022 10:44 PM (ESjRY)
*
That's why beachfront property is so cheap now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:44 PM (+gFOr)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:41 PM (s9rQL)
I don't think it says anything about it on the website. Never looked though. Just getting high speed internet, might look at the info and see if it says anything about perm IP. Thanks.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
*yes, while at Navy Supply Officer School in Athens, GA in '89 me and my idiot roommate chased a storm for a couple hours. We weren't dumb enough to get kilt, though.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 10:45 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:42 PM (PHusL)
Whatever IP your router assigns your device, your public IP is the same. Other crap inside the packet header tells the router which packets from beyond the gateway goes to which device on the local network. I have a hunch that these hashes are based on more than just your public IP address somehow, though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 04, 2022 10:42 PM (I2/tG)
Yep. Another example of the ouroboros that is contemporary sociological interpretation.
Posted by: ZOD at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (x8kT3)
Oh the drama of the upcoming nuptials of Lil WDS! Known his lovely bride for several years and adore her. But OMG can we just get past the wedding and move on to the marriage?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare
Good Lord, I hope not! He's been married only a little over a year.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 10:47 PM (/+bwe)
My sex ed teacher had me convinced is was something like 99%.
**
Ha. I was just guessing and had it almost right.
I'm also betting there's a big difference between a 30 year old and an 18 year old's odds. I wouldn't be at all shocked if an 18 year old's chances were 50/50 or even higher.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:47 PM (+gFOr)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 04, 2022 10:22 PM (UgAdJ)
I learned to drive in a 53 Pontiac, the family car. Closed thing Dad ever got to a Cadillac. Kind of like this one but ours had the visor.
https://tinyurl.com/2u8bfdas
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 10:47 PM (AmoqO)
a healthy 30-year-old has a 20 percent chance of pregnancy each month with frequent unprotected sex.
My sex ed teacher had me convinced is was something like 99%.
Posted by: 18-1
Read of a homeschool family that took the kids to a farm every year. There was a subtle indoctrination: The bulls 'serviced' the cows and the cows *always* got pregnant. The Mom thought this was a great lesson for their kids to learn while they were young.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:47 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
WOO HOOOOO!
-Homer Simpon's lucky tadpole
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 10:49 PM (27hQX)
So, who has the more annoying voice, Whoopie or Joy?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2022 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Can't stop laughing
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 10:49 PM (kf6Ak)
Rather amusing.
Posted by: 18-1
Live Free or Die. Three book series. Loved it.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 10:49 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 04, 2022 10:02 PM (Vf4Y7)
Girlfriend (now the wife) learned on a manual.
Taught me. She is now 30 years later driving her first AT vehicle. Still has the RS2.5 though
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 04, 2022 10:49 PM (MFphb)
*yes, while at Navy Supply Officer School in Athens, GA in '89 me and my idiot roommate chased a storm for a couple hours. We weren't dumb enough to get kilt, though.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 10:45 PM (8gxrg)
Which is why I suggested a tank. Sufficiently heavy, that I doubt a tornado could loft it into the air. Maybe could roll it over? Looking at photos of tornado damage, it seems that structures or vehicles with lots of surface area vs mass are the worst hit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:49 PM (cG9X/)
A fresh detailing. Sure. Don't wash your car, it's dangerous.
Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2022 10:50 PM (71xoW)
it's the most vulnerable of the red states who are least responsible for all this and they'll going to need the most help escaping not only christofascism but also, you know, rising oceans and wildfires. this is not abstract, this is within the next decade. it's already happening
it's an argument for zoning reform, sure, but also an argument for all of the housing affordability policies (tenant support, etc) as well as significantly expanding a social safety net, too, with new funding for a litany of social programs for the soon-to-be arrivals.
This guy really has his finger on the pulse of recent demographic shifts in the United States. /s
he packed a lot of stupid into a relatively brief statement.
points for efficiency
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2022 10:50 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
As the groom that went through 1 wedding you have no idea!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:50 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at May 04, 2022 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
Me too. I find Firehouse Subs not a terrible replacement.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 10:51 PM (27hQX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2022 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Joy. No contest. Whoopie sounds whiny and entitled. Joy sounds like Satan's secretary.
Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2022 10:51 PM (71xoW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
He must drive those decrepit relics in the GOPe crazy.
Worth keeping in Congress if only for that.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 09:51 PM (kf6Ak)
That is an entertaining video. I wish the rest of the GOP would take notes. You don't have to run and hide when the media puts out hit pieces on you!
Posted by: pookysgirl, handing out notebooks and pens at May 04, 2022 10:51 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (6FeV1)
***
Reading this reminds me of reading Army Supply Field Manuals.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at May 04, 2022 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2022 10:53 PM (sJHOI)
A fresh detailing. Sure. Don't wash your car, it's dangerous.
Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2022 10:50 PM (71xoW)
Getting some kind of tire shine on your treads can really mess up your day. ... maybe that's part of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Joan Jett at May 04, 2022 10:53 PM (qH6FZ)
*yes, while at Navy Supply Officer School in Athens, GA in '89 me and my idiot roommate chased a storm for a couple hours. We weren't dumb enough to get kilt, though.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 10:45 PM (8gxrg)
Its not enough to get video of one, you have to get IN the tornado now
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 04, 2022 10:53 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 04, 2022 10:54 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (6FeV1)
Looks like your hash is dependent on your Public... ie real... ip address.... which is why sometimes you get bannainated even when YOU didn't do anything... a NAT translates many internal IP addresses (non public) into one or more Real Ip Addresses.
I'd wager that is someone else was posting to AOS, from the Hotel I am at right now... we'd have the same hash.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:54 PM (PHusL)
**
I've seen dummies put tire shine on their tread before, and that stuff is slippery as heck. I wouldn't be at all surprised if this guy did that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:54 PM (+gFOr)
Posted by: Half Dozen at May 04, 2022 10:55 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2022 10:53 PM (sJHOI)
Yeah, I got a sub at Jimmy John's in Apache Junction while doing laundry at the nearby laundromat. It was fine.
Got a Banh Mi sammich at a different shop a few blocks away , too. It was very good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:55 PM (cG9X/)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 04, 2022 10:55 PM (UUBmN)
Reading this reminds me of reading Army Supply Field Manuals.
Posted by: Diogenes
The specs were written by committee in both cases.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:55 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
***
I think they believe in a sort of rapid human-controlled evolution through body-modification and trans-humanism, but it can only happen in the right environment in which everyone is supportive. Maybe that's why words AND silence are "violence"? We're "literally killing" their new evolution.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 10:55 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
**
Warai-otoko beat me to it.
But yeah, +1
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 10:55 PM (+gFOr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 10:56 PM (SchxB)
Subway is acceptable when on a road trip and you stop for gas in a small town what doesn't even have a McDonald's.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___
Good luck flipping over 72 tons with a low profile.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 10:56 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 04, 2022 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Romeo13
That happened a while back - two Morons happened to be at the same hotel night before a MoMe, iirc.
Can't remember who they were though.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 10:56 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:54 PM (PHusL)
Hey boss! Just heard a guy in the hotel asking for someone to check his hash! Call the drug squad?
Posted by: Junior Hotel Dick at May 04, 2022 10:57 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)
Well, the weed and the magic mushrooms there have got to be real good. See Exhibit A.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:57 PM (cG9X/)
Posted by: sassy at May 04, 2022 10:57 PM (xSICi)
------------
So, he's crazy trying to help you and you sh*t the bed.
...that's when you lost me.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 10:57 PM (CLkaN)
Who in the world is stupid enough to connect their computer to hotel internet?
Spend a few bucks and make sure you have enough data on your mobile account to hotspot. Sure beats the losses of personal data when bad actors stomp all over your computer while on the hotel's system.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 10:57 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:54 PM
That happened last year with Horde members poasting here from the same hotel in TX...
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:57 PM (/rzkq)
A fresh detailing. Sure. Don't wash your car, it's dangerous.
Posted by: Splunge at May 04, 2022 10:50 PM (71xoW)
I Armor All-ed the pedals, steering wheel, and shifter. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: Mobile Detailer at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)
He should probably be a little more worried about what the people who live there now, including himself, are going to eat in the next few months.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (llON8)
I think they believe that the human brain is totally programable. My belief is that there are things that are hardwired into us by God and Evolution (which IMO is the same thing).... thus the base programming will conflict with their programming, and throw error codes...
Which in Humans, manifests as unhappiness.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 04, 2022 10:53 PM (sJHOI)
Yeah, I got a sub at Jimmy John's in Apache Junction while doing laundry at the nearby laundromat. It was fine.
Got a Banh Mi sammich at a different shop a few blocks away , too. It was very good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:55 PM (cG9X/)
***
I'm not feeling the love!
Posted by: Jersey Mikes at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Half Dozen at May 04, 2022 10:55 PM (dJs6r)
Really? Totally bass-ackwards from here. Last time I got an oil change, the manager had to drive it into the bay because none of the techs knew how to drive a manual.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: vmom
I remember that as well; but, don't remember any details... well, I think it might have been the TxMoMe last year actually...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 04, 2022 10:19 PM (K5n5d)
won't you develop Super ESP powers if you go through it yourself?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
There's one on Highway 20, just outside Dubuque in the town of Dyersville, Iowa. We'd time our trips to and from Illinois to have lunch there.
Posted by: pookysgirl is now craving rosemary parmesan bread at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (XKZwp)
We won't talk too much about the black powder wars, but otherwise the photo captures most of my childhood.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 04, 2022 10:59 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Mobile Detailer at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (4I/2K)
Dont forget the double coating on the seat
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 04, 2022 10:59 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 10:56 PM (+tJ2U)
Yep. I think in one of those puppies, you'd be perfectly safe in a tornado. Betcha it'd be some noisy, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 10:59 PM (cG9X/)
Apparently the blood/fluids are real and were deposited on the shroud first.
The image of the man is on both sides of the shroud, i.e., on the surface that was touching the body, as well as the opposite side. However, the image does not permeate the material. It's just on the two surfaces.
The only theory that even gets close to explaining this is that the body became instantly perfectly transparent to its physical surroundings as a blast of vacuum ultraviolet light occurred, so the shroud slowly floated down flat as the image was imprinted first on the inside and then on the outside. Hard to explain properly. Here's an article by the dude who postulates this, John P. Jackson:
https://tinyurl.com/Whoa-Shroud-of-Turin
Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2022 10:59 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (r46W7)
"It's full of stars!"
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 04, 2022 10:59 PM (LOVUx)
**
I thought it was where Hell was.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (+gFOr)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (27hQX)
"'Atrocious and totally wrong':
McCarthy slams Trump in MORE leaked audio that shows GOP leader wanted to call Biden after January 6 riot and complained 25th Amendment would take too long to remove the ex-president"
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (CLkaN)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 10:57 PM (AHeqJ)
this is my old work laptop.... aint shit on it. Its not connected to any of my real information.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: Fox2! at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 04, 2022 10:42 PM (I2/tG)
If you read carefully it's a bizarre fantasy of ghetto-izing the people he considers subhuman.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (nfp25)
I have four words for you:
Legal meth and heroin.
Posted by: Portland Immigrant! at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (I2/tG)
Found I had misplaced some of the Eduard PE sets instructions. Luckily www.scalemates.com has I think every instruction sheet ever printed downloadable as a PDF. Or I could have gone to Eduard's site.
Some things in the PE set won't be used. Itty-bitty PE spacers for the radio gear in the radio compartment, pass.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (vDdSe)
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 10:57 PM (/rzkq)
uhum...same "hotel" ...
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (r46W7)
With my luck? I'd turn into a big Rock.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (PHusL)
Good lord. No wonder people are watching that case.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Manual transmissions are the best theft deterrent.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (s9rQL)
Thank you, God.
----
Hey, if it wasn't for yeast the Left would have no culture.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: pookysgirl is now craving rosemary parmesan bread at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (XKZwp)
Field of Dreams city.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 11:02 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
___
Unfortunately, those of us not watching still have to read about it here.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:02 PM (+tJ2U)
I haven't seen DOOF!, or Miklos lately....
Are those guys doing ok?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (9uqbB)
Never know about Miklos... he can be here, but in disguise !
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 11:02 PM (V13WU)
The more you know.
he is now my second favorite lefty guitarist, after Tony Iommi.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)
I also like Schlotzsky's. Is that a Texas only thing or do y'all have it in other states?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:03 PM (8548M)
Thank you, God.
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Hey, if it wasn't for yeast the Left would have no culture.
Posted by: Ciampino
___
meant to say yeast infection.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:03 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2022 11:03 PM (vDdSe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
**
Take a car with a carburetor and distributor to a dealership for maintenance.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 04, 2022 11:03 PM (+gFOr)
We have them in AZ.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 11:04 PM (SchxB)
Yeah, if you get the Gargantuan.
While exercising the move from CTX to ETX, a lot of calories were spent, and the frig wasn't yet installed so I went to a nearby Brookshire Brothers grocery store and grabbed a couple of their deli sandwiches.
FAR better than JJ or Subway at a much better price. Big thick slices of fresh everything, not that crap that gets processed at a factory, hauled off of a truck and sits in the store frig for days in shrinkwrap waiting to be converted into sandwiches by some minimum wage immigrant
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:04 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Manual transmissions are the best theft deterrent.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (s9rQL)
Few years ago I was staying at the Disneyland Hotel, pulled up in the Stick Camaro, and the Parking guy had to go get his manager to park it. cracked me up...
and yeah, me and the manager made fun of the Kids.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 11:04 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM (r46W7)
With my luck? I'd turn into a big Rock.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (PHusL)
Doing You How?
Posted by: Horta at May 04, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 11:05 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 04, 2022 11:05 PM (UUBmN)
Did the doctor smack the correct cheeks? Seems like the smarts went in at the wrong end and were immediately voided by the waste disposal system, the only part that has always worked on JB.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 04, 2022 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Good lord. No wonder people are watching that case.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
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Is her chest heaving with each sob?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 11:06 PM (anj39)
The Adjective Sandwich: aka "Giant/Medium Deluxe Original Sandwich"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:06 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:03 PM (8548M)
Had one or 2 in West MI years ago...checking...there are 3 in michigan - all in the same town
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: sockamster at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (OuH7W)
Those three unfortunate yoots were alas, well away from the tornado zone, and were on the road back to their college dorm.
Hydroplaned in heavy rain, spun into oncoming traffic, and were centerpunched by a loaded semi.
Of course, had they just stayed home, they'd have been "safe", but I'm on their side for living life and living large. All three were on educational/career paths to be meteorologists, scientists and otherwise professionals in those fields. But if someone IS going to be a storm-chaser, maybe some advanced, adverse conditions driver training might be advised?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.
Have them in Oklahoma. They are good.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (FBf3u)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (+tJ2U)
WHAT???!!
C-130s too. Friggin' rattle-traps. And avoid that line where the prop could possibly fly into the fuselage. they even mark it for your convenience so you can plant the green private in that spot. or that one NCO what bitches about everything.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Portland's county lost 12,000 people July 2020 - June 2021.
A key part of the Leftist world-view in Portland is that "everyone wants to live here". They believe this despite that fact that Oregon has been one of the slower-growing Western states for decades, and the fact that Boise, the anti-Portland, has been growing much faster than Portland for years.
Local governments in Portland seriously predict that a wave of "climate refugees" will be showing up in short order.
Posted by: Portland Immigrant! at May 04, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: runner at May 04, 2022 11:02 PM (V13WU)
Miklos rules the wee hours of the mornin
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 04, 2022 11:09 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 11:02 PM (qH6FZ)
If you build a Quizno's, they will come!
Posted by: pookysgirl, reciting a hopeful mantra at May 04, 2022 11:09 PM (XKZwp)
Good lord. No wonder people are watching that case.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
Did he check in her ears?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 04, 2022 11:09 PM (kf6Ak)
I have four words for you:
Legal meth and heroin.
Posted by: Portland Immigrant! at May 04, 2022 11:00 PM (I2/tG)
Those people can go. We won't miss them.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 04, 2022 11:09 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (+tJ2U)
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and hard.
Tornado might not damage the tank but it will pick it up and throw it around...maybe miles.
Lot of hard points inside those babies.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 11:09 PM (CLkaN)
Either gotta have a steel noggin, or absolutely perfect spatial awareness.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 11:09 PM (kv9Mt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (zQrDs)
Posted by: Deaf Guys Who Flew TU-95 Turoprop Bears! at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (+tJ2U)
WHAT???!!
C-130s too. Friggin' rattle-traps. And avoid that line where the prop could possibly fly into the fuselage. they even mark it for your convenience so you can plant the green private in that spot. or that one NCO what bitches about everything.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
***
Chinooks for the win.
I SAID, CHINOOKS FOR THE WIN!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (ky+Va)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 04, 2022 11:09 PM (LOVUx)
And Portland wouldn't even notice the difference.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (kv9Mt)
Good night horde, enjoy yourselves!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (s9rQL)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor
{{{SMH}}}
Thanks for that clarification, I was getting worried about you for a but there, but I should have known better than to worry!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at May 04, 2022 11:11 PM (hOUT3)
My problem is I don't like condiments or most "extra" ingredients, so my sandwiches are typically meat, cheese, and bread. Most sandwich shops rely on their extra shit to make the sandwich good, so their meat and bread aren't particularly good, and they often don't have more than two choices for cheese. So I'm much better off buying my own favorite bread (Kroger has a rosemary olive oil loaf that is DELICIOUS), cooking some chicken with my own preferred flavors, and getting my own cheese in whatever flavor I want that week (usually a sharp cheddar but sometimes I like to go with provolone). (making my own sandwiches is cheaper too)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:11 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at May 04, 2022 11:11 PM (zQrDs)
Is that a real "unlimited" data or is it "Unlimited"™ as in branding not descriptive of the actual service?
With AT&T, the "Unlimited" was limited to about 10GB/mo of hot spot, then it was upgraded to "Unlimited Plus" to something like 15GB before it was restricted to dial-up speeds. Now they have "Elite" which provides 40GB/mo per line.
So I checked out T-Mobile, spotty service in ETX whereas Verizon and AT&T have strong coverage, with AT&T having the most 5G coverage. But T-Mobile is true Unlimited and with a discount for those 29+ is literally half the price of AT&T.
Verizon is run by Satan, and AT&T is run by Be'ezlebub so I'm dealing with Devil in any case.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:11 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 11:12 PM (KFhLj)
Imagine showing up for the first day of class and discovering you're stuck with THAT for the next year.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 11:13 PM (bW8dp)
Good night horde, enjoy yourselves!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (s9rQL)
Cloudless skies are over rated.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 11:14 PM (anj39)
I SAID, CHINOOKS FOR THE WIN!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (anj39)
Baby brother qualified to train for helos. His buddy said, paraphrasing, walk in like you are already approved for the Black Hawk, because otherwise you'll be driving Chinooks.
Damn, it worked. Brother drives Hawks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:14 PM (x8Wzq)
They're not here, they're not coming
Not in a million years
Turn your weary eyes back homeward
Stop your trembling, dry your tears
You may see the heavens flashing
You may hear the cosmos humming
But I promise you, my brother
They're not here, they're not coming.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 11:14 PM (r46W7)
I SAID, CHINOOKS FOR THE WIN!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
__
I hated flying in those.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:14 PM (+tJ2U)
And always took for granted
It's like my daddy told me
"You just bloom where you're planted."
Now you long to be delivered
From this world of pain and strife
That's a sorry substitution
For a spiritual life
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 11:14 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:15 PM (8548M)
Lot of hard points inside those babies.
Yeah, But I watched the "A-Team" movie where they had a tutorial on how to pilot a tank while airborne by firing the main canon. So if you just review that scene, I think you are good about controlled landings.
Plus the engine works fine completely immersed in deep under water for a prolonged period of time
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:15 PM (AHeqJ)
I've read recently that California's population has declined for two consecutive years...
Posted by: Zettai at May 04, 2022 11:10 PM (ky+Va)
but they're going to turn that around by aborting all the new babies!!! oh wait...
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)
Damn, it worked. Brother drives Hawks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Old Army buddy of mine had a brother who flew Apaches.
He reenlisted his brother while the rest of us stood around his Apache while downrange.
Got to sit in it and wear the helmet.
I felt godlike.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:16 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:17 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:15 PM (8548M)
Lucky!
Posted by: Shep! at May 04, 2022 11:17 PM (7bRMQ)
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We weren't taught that in AIT.
Had to learn that once we got to our units.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:18 PM (+tJ2U)
The state government is blaming that on the fact that not every person in Latin America has been allowed to move to the United States yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 04, 2022 11:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: MammaB at May 04, 2022 11:18 PM (6+wJt)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:14 PM (+tJ2U)
My first EVER helicopter ride with in a CH-47.... from the USS Iwo Jima, to Beirut Lebanon to fix some Radios. Crew made sure to pull up a deck plate, to show where the Helo had been patched from damage taken in Viet Nam.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 11:18 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 04, 2022 11:18 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:15 PM (8548M)
***
Tomorrow is cinco de Mayo...it'll be tacos around here.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (anj39)
The saddest one was a woman with two little kids in a red wagon. "What in hell are you thinking, you ghoul?"
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (LOVUx)
Tornado might not damage the tank but it will pick it up and throw it around...maybe miles.
Lot of hard points inside those babies.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 04, 2022 11:09 PM (CLkaN)
That's how my Dad got his Purple Heart. Tank hit a mine in North Africa. He was tank commander and it popped him up and then back down into the tank. They drug him out and laid him in a ditch to wait for the medics. Spent a month in a field hospital and then back to work. Suffered from back problems the rest of his life. Lucky though, killed the driver and gunner.
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
The Consolidated PBY had a reputation of killing a lot of pilots/co-pilots when a prop shed a blade. Happened to one at an airport near me in the mid 1970's. I knew the guy in the right seat, he got tore pretty good but survived, pilot didn't make it.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (qH6FZ)
Which in Humans, manifests as unhappiness.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 10:58 PM
You're on to something there.
There was a study a while back that proposed the human brain evolved to believe in spiritual forces. It included a survey in which 1/5 of atheists accepted "higher powers." I remember one theory was that certain religions promoted cooperation and thus human survival.
The current attempts to override the programming aren't conducive to cooperation or propagation of the species...
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:15 PM (AHeqJ)
Just need to install the snorkel - Das Panzer
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 04, 2022 11:20 PM (+I6Y/)
There's one in Bend, if you can believe their website.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 11:20 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:20 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 04, 2022 11:22 PM (/UQ/R)
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Wrong.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:20 PM (+tJ2U)
To be fair, I've met a few over-furry men over the years and wondered if maybe they were the missing link.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 04, 2022 11:22 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:11 PM (AHeqJ)
Well I'm stuck with Suddenlink, and they're not nearly as credentialed. That company is just run by idiots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 11:22 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 11:22 PM (wsejG)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:11 PM (8548M)
I only bought red wine vinegar to make my Italian heroes at home. Lots of meat, lettuce, olives, onions, roasted red pepper, hot peppers, provolone and olive oil. A sprinkling of dried basil and oregano doesn't hurt. Sometimes, when I'm feeling particularly industrious, I'll make a spread of pureed black olives and roasted garlic. But that's only when I'm feeling industrious.
If I had to pay for my sub at a store, it would be well over $25 for a 'large'.
Fun ironic fact: Cold cuts are not meant to be eaten cold. So I make my sub, wrap it in plastic, then let it sit out for an hour or two before eating it.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2022 11:22 PM (ldL4g)
The more you know.
he is now my second favorite lefty guitarist, after Tony Iommi.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)
Bluesman Eddie Clearwater played left-handed, too. I shook hands with him once. My hand was completely engulfed by his huge mitt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 11:24 PM (wsejG)
I felt godlike.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:16 PM (+tJ2U)
Last Thanksgiving brother took us to his Guard unit to take a gander at all the helos. Six or seven Hawks, four Chinooks, and two brand new Lakotas. We spent an hour or more just crawling through them, seeing the spartan nature of the seats, the harnesses, the controls. But brother talked us through everything. Very cool.
I'll never second-guess my decision to serve as a medic. But I love the machinery of combat arms.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
2006 AoS wants some Horde Cards back! (wipes reading glasses with cleaner & microfiber cloth)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2022 11:25 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 11:25 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (/+bwe)
Jordan Peterson credits the psilocybin found in magic mushrooms.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 11:25 PM (B2n5D)
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Nor mine in the fixing of said combat machinery.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:25 PM (+tJ2U)
I have been to some topless beaches. Why is it that the least attractive people seemed compelled to present their least attractive attribute to the world?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 04, 2022 11:26 PM (Y+l9t)
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Wrong.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The
God created the Universe, and all the laws by which it operates. Why could he not create the rules of the universe... including evolution... to end up with our creation? Belief in one, does not really make belief in the other, illogical... if you believe that God is both all powerful, AND all knowing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 11:27 PM (PHusL)
2006 AoS wants some Horde Cards back! (wipes reading glasses with cleaner & microfiber cloth)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2022 11:25 PM (QzJWU)
Eyes too old to see. My luck up close she'd be a train smash woman....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 04, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
***
While still in ROTC my brother, back from Vietnam, was an advisor to the Oregon NG and their squadron of OV-1D Mowhawks. He was able to get me a ride in one. An absolute blast.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 11:28 PM (anj39)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2022 11:28 PM (9uqbB)
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This explains why I will never frequent one.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:28 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2022 11:22 PM (ldL4g)
Microwaves are your friend...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 04, 2022 11:28 PM (PHusL)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (/+bwe)
The human brain created spiritual forces as a way of explaining things that ancient science could not. 'Hear me oh god of Thunder!'
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2022 11:28 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Jim at May 04, 2022 11:25 PM (QzJWU)
None of us are biologists.
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 11:28 PM (B2n5D)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:25 PM (+tJ2U)
Few months ago I was chatting with a nice lady who was an Apache mechanic in her before life. Super cool. She was a helo mechanic, I was a people mechanic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Good old Suddenstink. They sent a postcard like ad to tell me about how they're becoming "Optimum" which has a longstanding record of excellent service.
Next day no internet connection for a few hours.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 11:29 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 11:29 PM (bW8dp)
It's my face, what the hell am I supposed to do with it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 11:31 PM (SchxB)
I think it makes perfect sense that the world up to the "quickening" of mankind was 100% under the Lord's direct control, atom by atom. But then, when the time was right, a single primate with the right characteristics was selected to be Adam, the first man, able to control aspects of the universe through intent and will borne of a soul and reasoning. God gifted this creature the ability to make the universe do things against the immediate direct will of Himself. And simultaneously cursed his creature with the duty to live with all the consequences of its actions in this new, broken, now less than Godly universe. "In His image" doesn't mean that God looks like a hairless monkey. It means that man is a being that can alter God's universe according to his own will, at least to some degree.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 11:31 PM (6FeV1)
Yikes....I miss pals.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2022 11:31 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 11:32 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Romeo13
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God is omniscient and all powerful.
That said, evolution is a theory created by sinful man, to bypass God.
He knows who we are and how we think. That we come up with theories is nothing new to Him.
And, He uses that to His advantage, and His glory.
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:32 PM (+tJ2U)
>Greedy bitch was holding out on him. She's lucky she didn't get the pimp hand.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 04, 2022 11:32 PM (LkM8p)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:25 PM (+tJ2U)
Few months ago I was chatting with a nice lady who was an Apache mechanic in her before life. Super cool. She was a helo mechanic, I was a people mechanic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
***
Nor mine for being able to answer the commanders questions: "Will the enemy attack? If so where and in what strength?"
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 11:32 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 04, 2022 11:31 PM (SchxB)
Wear a mask like The Phantom Of The Opera?
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 11:33 PM (B2n5D)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 04, 2022 11:33 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at May 04, 2022 11:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:34 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: Javems at May 04, 2022 11:19 PM (AmoqO)
reminds me of a an article a couple days back about what is called the "Jack in the Box flaw" in the Russian T-72. Many have wondered why there are so many pictures of destroyed T-72's where the turret has been blown off and is left sitting next to the rest of the tank; it's because the T-72 doesn't carry it's ammunition in a separate armored compartment like most tanks, but rather all of it is in a carousel loader underneath the turret, and the crew. If an anti-tank round hits at the right spot, all of the tanks ammo goes off together and pop goes the weasel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 04, 2022 11:34 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 04, 2022 11:34 PM (wsejG)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:34 PM (+tJ2U)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 04, 2022 11:35 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 11:35 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at
Based on the zac efron movie, the name of which escapes me! But very funny.
Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2022 11:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 04, 2022 11:35 PM (KFhLj)
Fucking wokeness, maaaan!
Posted by: Robert at May 04, 2022 11:37 PM (B2n5D)
Oh well..?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 04, 2022 11:28 PM (9uqbB)
So sorry. We've had some family things going on. Again. Again and again. I really wanted to.
Sometimes the Good Lord throws you curve balls. I think He's a southpaw. I hate curve balls. Throw me a heater, Lord. (Good name for a gospel song)
We are planning our trip to Texas in October.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:37 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2022 11:38 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at
Based on the zac efron movie, the name of which escapes me! But very funny.
Posted by: LASue at May 04, 2022 11:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
I have no imagination so I looked it up and am sorry I did. WTH is wrong with people?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2022 11:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 11:40 PM (KAi1n)
The slight hitch in that theory is that God told us exactly how long it took and exactly what order. And just in case one wanted to turn the clear words into a muddled "millions of years" / "framework theory" or a myriad of other attempts to appease the scoffers, God made sure, twice, that the six day Creation would be embedded in the Ten Commandments. "...for in six days God made the heavens and earth and rested on the seventh...
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:40 PM (AHeqJ)
How long does a day last when the sun doesn't exist yet?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 11:42 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 11:42 PM (FJCnW)
*********
really, getting down to brass tacks, it is a war against God, the author of nature. God is immutable, and they want to mute him. All of the leftist garbage is based on this. Leftists hate life because it comes from the tiniest egg and sperm. God's creation is something from nothing.
*The Heavens declare the glory of God*. All of nature declares the glory of God, so Stan and his people want to reject natural law, God's law.
Posted by: sassy at May 04, 2022 11:43 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:43 PM (x8Wzq)
"Let there be light".
But we also have the phrase "there was evening then morning the ___ day." The cardinal number before "day" always means a natural day.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:45 PM (AHeqJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 11:42 PM (FJCnW)
Parents probably can't afford the full-body armor that their little Johnny or Janey would need to be 'safe'.
Posted by: RickZ at May 04, 2022 11:46 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 04, 2022 11:49 PM (9unzF)
I feel bad for the little franchisee. Subway is hemorrhaging stores.
Me too, a tiny skosh. But methinks they should have considered how lousy of a product Subway puts out before signing that ole dotted line. I will not eat there, haven't for decades. Yuk.
Evening, y'all. And thanks for the ONTs Mis Hum. PS skosh is a real word.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2022 11:49 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 04, 2022 11:51 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 04, 2022 11:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 04, 2022 11:42 PM (FJCnW)
I would like to walk with you on your endless downhill streets! Gonna visit Black Mountain again soon will reach out when I do.
Posted by: NC Ref at May 04, 2022 11:52 PM (9unzF)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 04, 2022 11:53 PM (l8afP)
If I hadn't been boycotting them for decades already...
If I worked for one of these companies, I'd demand an all-expenses paid trip to get my "male uterus" scraped out, then sue them if they didn't fork over.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 11:56 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: pawn at May 04, 2022 11:58 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:45 PM (AHeqJ)
That doesn't get us any closer, either. What is an evening or a morning or a natural day if there's no sun? What is *any* interval of time in a universe where the rules of what time and space even *are* may not have settled down yet? It makes far more sense that these words are describing some physical processes that we simply don't understand fully yet. Heck, with what we know about the squidgyness of spacetime, the entire 14 billion years of universal history up to the dawn of man may indeed be chronologically equal to seven calendar days in our proper time right now...It's not "muddled" because Godless heathens like me seek to understand the sandbox that was made for us in terms of the instruction manual that was given to us. It's muddled because they had to describe something as incomprehensible as the creation of Everything in a language that has no words for the processes involved. The Face of God is everywhere evident in His creation, however it was done.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 11:59 PM (6FeV1)
Cawthorn was elected by a fluke. His district was formerly represented by Mark Meadows, who would become Trump's chief of staff. Meadows delayed the announcement of his not running for re-election until past the deadline for incumbent state GOP pols to file to run for his seat. The local scuttlebutt was that he did that so a friend of his wife's could file for the seat without experienced competition. The annoyance with the ploy ensured her defeat by Cawthorn in the primary. The district is usually won by the GOP, so Cawthorn won the general. He has proved...disappointing.
Posted by: Brett at May 04, 2022 11:59 PM (Sm9Ko)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 04, 2022 11:56 PM (bW8dp)
You could go to Phuket, and get your tubes Thai'ed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 12:00 AM (wsejG)
Definitely a lot of "male uteri" around there, from what I hear.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2022 12:00 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Ah. The 'Widow Maker'' Lost a good friend in one:
DEC. 17, 1988 12 AM PT
UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL
HOLLY SPRINGS, Ga. — An Army National Guard reconnaissance plane crashed into a wooded area Friday and burst into flames, killing the pilot, officials said. The twin-engine OV1-D Mohawk went down near Interstate 575 about 20 miles north of Dobbins Air Force Base in Marietta.
Lawson Bittaker, RIP. We drank a good bit of (off duty) beer together.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 12:01 AM (4E7Sa)
Comic book nerds know well this fallacy. Only something expensive, like Mylar is stable for decades.
Envirosocialism has gutted hard sciences like Chemistry, to the point where even those witj backgrounds automatically buy in to the recycling BS. It's just so basically dumb.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 05, 2022 12:01 AM (l8afP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 04, 2022 11:59 PM
Linear time is a pagan invention...
Posted by: Zettai at May 05, 2022 12:02 AM (eWH9R)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 05, 2022 12:03 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cool Names from Wikipedia Articles at May 05, 2022 12:04 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zettai at May 05, 2022 12:02 AM (eWH9R)
Polynomial time was the Hell's Angels.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2022 12:04 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 05, 2022 12:03 AM (x8Wzq)
That makes it harder to hit, especially when not wearing gloves.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 05, 2022 12:05 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2022 11:38 PM (4I/2K)
Since we've been talking about God on this thread, I imagine that's a question God must ask himself every time he looks around down here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2022 12:05 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2022 12:05 AM (bW8dp)
*The Heavens declare the glory of God*. All of nature declares the glory of God, so Stan and his people want to reject natural law, God's law.
Posted by: sassy at May 04, 2022 11:43 PM (xSICi)
Well said.
Posted by: LASue at May 05, 2022 12:06 AM (Ed8Zd)
Envirosocialism has gutted hard sciences like Chemistry, to the point where even those witj backgrounds automatically buy in to the recycling BS. It's just so basically dumb.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 05, 2022 12:01 AM (l8afP)
I read the article, and was pleasantly surprised to see that the "new enzyme" worked to depolymerize the plastic into it original constituents that could be reused to make new "virgin" plastic.
So they have acknowledged that plastic is useful, and are working on a recycling scheme that results in making the trash into useful plastic again, instead of overpriced plastic parking lot curbs and other such junk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 12:06 AM (wsejG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2022 12:05 AM (r46W7)
"Oh, Me, seriously? Again? Stop sending dick pics!!! There's no one out there!!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2022 12:07 AM (6FeV1)
"Those are GOING TO BE THERE FOR CENTURIES!!!!!!"
Yeah, haven't seen one in decades.
I mean, I'm sure you can still dig them up if you go looking, but so what? They're not hurting a thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2022 12:07 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zydeco Miklos, Jazzfest underway at May 05, 2022 12:07 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Robert17 at May 05, 2022 12:07 AM (M51YZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 12:08 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:34 PM (+tJ2U)
Thanks. Lots of happy kids tonight, including one we worked on hard to get him his first hit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder at May 05, 2022 12:08 AM (SH2Zi)
I remember enjoying it at the time, but I'm betting it would be horrible if I tracked down a copy and read it now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 05, 2022 12:09 AM (bW8dp)
That's why a Canadian Minute is worth but 0.71 of a U.S. minute.
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 12:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos was at an englishter pub once, and just getting started at May 05, 2022 12:11 AM (dr+j+)
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I'm old enough to recall when the Greenies *encouraged* the use of plastic bags, 'Save a tree, use plastic'. Hard to believe now, but it's true.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 12:11 AM (UVAEk)
I would like to walk with you on your endless downhill streets! Gonna visit Black Mountain again soon will reach out when I do.
Posted by: NC Ref
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I generally show up here about midnight. Let me, know, we'll work something out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 12:13 AM (A+/mw)
Unless I frickitup, there will be live recordindings
Miss Irma may even invite me on stage/
Posted by: Miklos, Festing at May 05, 2022 12:14 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Both ways
Posted by: Elementary School, Dear Watson at May 05, 2022 12:15 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 12:11 AM (UVAEk)
They still have plastic bags in my NYC grocery stores, just now you have to pay for them. Selling out Mother Gaia one nickel at a time. In other words, 'banning' plastic bags was all about virtue signalling to save the fucking dolphins; making money for the State is an added bonus.
Posted by: RickZ at May 05, 2022 12:21 AM (ldL4g)
Lawson Bittaker, RIP. We drank a good bit of (off duty) beer together.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 12:01 AM (4E7Sa)
***
Sorry for the loss Mike.
To absent comrades.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2022 12:24 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 12:27 AM (aiTDG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2022 12:28 AM (6FeV1)
And they all hurt.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 05, 2022 12:29 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I find it impossible to be sad when good people move on.
More like envy, of which I have blessedly little.
Posted by: Miklos the Asperger Christian at May 05, 2022 12:32 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2022 11:28 PM (anj39)
One of the OR ANG Mohawks bombed Battle Creek golf course. The story I was told was the pilot was grabbing for the pee tube and got a release lever by accident and dropped a tank.
The golf course called the NG to complain and the first response they got was "are you sure it is ours"
One of them was at the McMinnville Evergreen flight museum, last time I was there
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 12:35 AM (wsejG)
Posted by: Robert17 at May 05, 2022 12:07 AM (M51YZ)
Kit Pedlar's Mutant 59: The Plastic-Eaters
It is about this very thing, and wound up with everything plastic being attacked
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 12:37 AM (xhaym)
I was at some in France, i.e. restaurants overlooking them. I think all beaches there have the topless option.
Most of the women I saw there were youngish & had the chops to do it.
Now, that was 25 years ago. Maybe they all wear burqas now.
Posted by: mnw at May 05, 2022 12:39 AM (NLIak)
Well, there goes about 95% of all the tits in Hollywood. And about 99% of the faces more than 29 y/o, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 12:39 AM
And fully half of the arses there, too!
Posted by: Zettai at May 05, 2022 12:41 AM (/IRr6)
Posted by: Robert17 at May 05, 2022 12:07 AM (M51YZ)
Kit Pedlar's Mutant 59: The Plastic-Eaters
It is about this very thing, and wound up with everything plastic being attacked
Posted by: Kindltot at May 05, 2022 12:37 AM (xhaym)
What a nightmare that would be!
Posted by: Heidi Montag at May 05, 2022 12:42 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 05, 2022 12:42 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Zettai at May 05, 2022 12:41 AM (/IRr6)
Plastic assholes?
I didn't know Mitt Romney lived in LA
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2022 12:42 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hoo let uz out at May 05, 2022 12:43 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 05, 2022 12:42 AM (6FeV1)
1994 Olympic Legacy.
Romney has the only Bronze Asshole cast into the Hollyweird Walk of Shame.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 12:45 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Virtual Cali Punk Kid Miklos at May 05, 2022 12:46 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 05, 2022 12:05 AM (r46W7)
I spent the last hour going down the bloody trail of Judges 19-21 (because of a Wikipedia reference!) and God was clearly, ahem, shaking His head at the idiots. (It's the story of the Levite's concubine and the civil war against the tribe of Benjamin, and the rash promises made in the aftermath. Oh, and kidnapping wives a la Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.)
Posted by: pookysgirl sadly doesn't remember the songs from the musical at May 05, 2022 12:47 AM (XKZwp)
"Not Soon Enough" is the better summary, by far.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 12:48 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2022 12:50 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 04, 2022 11:40 PM (AHeqJ)
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How do we know that days weren't really long in those days?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 05, 2022 12:51 AM (XG2Fi)
'Cause their Dads are Mayors
And Senators and Presidents and stuff
Posted by: Virtual Pesti Punk Kid Miklos at May 05, 2022 12:51 AM (dr+j+)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 12:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Joe le Miklos Taxi by la Paradis at May 05, 2022 12:54 AM (dr+j+)
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Weed-whacking at its finest.
Meanwhile downwind of the tornado ...... cool man .... this is great shit ..... so this is what manna from Heaven is. I'm converted.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)
"Not Soon Enough" is the better summary, by far.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 12:48 AM (QzJWU)
When we were at Arlington, my father wanted to put out Kennedy's "eternal flame." I told him that the police would make us kiss the pavement, and he'd get in trouble with my mom. I think he feared the latter more than the former, lol.
Posted by: pookysgirl, gently steeribg the men in her life from disaster since birth at May 05, 2022 12:56 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Romeo13
That happened a while back - two Morons happened to be at the same hotel night before a MoMe, iirc.
Can't remember who they were though.
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Obviously an amateurish hashing algorithm.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
Nah, just plumb-in a line with a strong feed of Sulpher compounds. Make it smell like the hellfire that's surely the real thing in his eternal home?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 12:59 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: pookysgirl
Old Papa did not ask to rest at Arlington.
Said the neighborhood was changing.
Posted by: Miklos at May 05, 2022 12:59 AM (dr+j+)
Can't remember who they were though.
Not worth our time.
Adults and whatnot.
Posted by: Sheriff Miklos at May 05, 2022 01:01 AM (dr+j+)
Cool name for a Dead Kennedys EP
Posted by: Virtual Cali Punk Kid Miklos
"Bronze Asshole Cast" is better.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2022 01:01 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2022 01:02 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Sheriff Miklos. who knows a lawyer at May 05, 2022 01:03 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Class Six Miklos at May 05, 2022 01:04 AM (dr+j+)
Under Obergefell, your hands are tied
Posted by: Sheriff Miklos. who knows a lawyer at May 05, 2022 01:03 AM (dr+j+)
Fuzzy handcuff sales are going to go through the roof!
Posted by: pookysgirl, redoing her stock portfolio at May 05, 2022 01:05 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: pookysgirl,
The customers insist on Uygur rabbit fur.
Mayor Pete says he understands personally.
Posted by: Logistic Miklos at May 05, 2022 01:07 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2022 01:15 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2022 01:17 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2022 01:15 AM (KFhLj)
Coming soon: Whoopi Goldberg stars in "Bay Window". Showing only at Imax theaters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 01:18 AM (wsejG)
Posted by: Zettai at May 05, 2022 01:19 AM (0lDk5)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
FUN FACT
There is a place in Little River SC with a picture way up there of a young Grace Kelly.
It's actually Miss Nancy, Mafia Girlfriend.
They say Miss Nancy haunts the place, and I believe it
Posted by: Honest Miklos at May 05, 2022 01:20 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 04, 2022 11:01 PM (+tJ2U)
WHAT???!!
C-130s too. Friggin' rattle-traps. And avoid that line where the prop could possibly fly into the fuselage. they even mark it for your convenience so you can plant the green private in that spot. or that one NCO what bitches about everything.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 04, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
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If you mean the red vertical line painted on the fuselage just in front of the wing root, that has a different meaning: if you are here or closer to the engine, then you will be sucked in.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at May 05, 2022 01:23 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 01:30 AM (wsejG)
Posted by: Zettai at May 05, 2022 01:30 AM (0lDk5)
Jim
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For reasons i never figured out, John-john had a Navy ship at his disposal...for disposal. I quote here from 'The Canadian Encyclopedia' :
" Never before had the U.S. navy conducted a formal burial at sea for a private citizen with no record of military service. Top officials were unabashed about the reason: he was a Kennedy, the Kennedy of his generation. Thus did a great republic bow to the ancient principles of inheritance and nobility."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 01:32 AM (lRqp7)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 01:33 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 01:32 AM (lRqp7)
Coulda used a trebuchet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 01:34 AM (wsejG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 01:35 AM (lRqp7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2022 01:36 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 01:33 AM (taPSh)
All of everything is longer harder and faster in the Paolo zone. You will enjoy.
Posted by: The Paolo at May 05, 2022 01:37 AM (9unzF)
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But I love the arms of combat machinery .... wait
But I love the combat of machinery arms .... wait
But I love the arms of machinery combat .... wait
But I love the machinery of armed combat .... I give up.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 01:38 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai
https://tinyurl.com/bddxt3xs
These free peolpes almost Hungarian
Lawd Amighty
Posted by: Monsieur le Jazzfestrer at May 05, 2022 01:39 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 05, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)
2006 AoS wants some Horde Cards back! (wipes reading glasses with cleaner & microfiber cloth)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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I have seen that picture with that lass on another occasion and I don't want to make comments until I figure that out.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 01:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2022 01:44 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: klaftern at May 05, 2022 01:33 AM (taPSh)
Well, a degree of latitude is about 69 miles, as is a degree of longitude, at the Equator. As you go further North, the degrees of latitude remain the same, by definition, but degrees of longitude (and hence minutes) become smaller. Seems to me the length of a degree of longitude would be 69 times the cosine of the latitude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 01:49 AM (wsejG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 01:35 AM (lRqp7)
Heh. Stuff him in a derelict Oldsmobile, and launch him off a garbage scow with a trebuchet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 01:51 AM (wsejG)
Posted by: Monsieur le Delta Colonel at May 05, 2022 01:55 AM (dr+j+)
I have been to some topless beaches. Why is it that the least attractive people seemed compelled to present their least attractive attribute to the world?
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There is some perverse (and perverted) feral memory burnt into every male brain, that any exposed erogenous zone (varies amongst cultures) needs to be stared at in case it is the (first and) last one ever to be seen by this one ugly male.
In other words, for the male it's make the most of it chump.
Women know this and revel in such exposure and power given to them, ugly and all. In other circumstances where actual beauty, not the dollar sign and not testosterone, is king, they know they will be totally ignored.
In other words, for the female it's make the most of it chump.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 01:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 05, 2022 01:56 AM (wsejG)
I also like Schlotzsky's. Is that a Texas only thing or do y'all have it in other states?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 04, 2022 11:03 PM (8548M)
There used to be a couple in the Kansas City area, and at least one somewhere near Omaha. Also, Oklahoma City, thirty years ago, Don't know about now.
Posted by: a.moron at May 05, 2022 01:56 AM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
FACT
Only 1.6.4% of all US population increase in the 1927-1972 statistical periods began in a Pink Cadillac
17.6 % in Fords
Posted by: Statistically Valid Miklos at May 05, 2022 02:00 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 01:35 AM (lRqp7)
Heh. Stuff him in a derelict Oldsmobile, and launch him off a garbage scow with a trebuchet.
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Of course you've all seen the Navy's 'terrorist catch n' release' procedure?
https://is.gd/dA22Do
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 02:01 AM (qfLjt)
The U.S. Navy ought to commission a U.S.S. Oldmobile. Test Depth, bottom of Marianas Trench.
But they'd have to make it a very long stretch limo, to accommodate the numbers of Dem notables named to be Plank Owners of her inaugural voyage.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 02:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jim at May 05, 2022 02:06 AM (QzJWU)
The golf course called the NG to complain and the first response they got was "are you sure it is ours"
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That is incredibly funny.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 02:08 AM (qfLjt)
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Topless on oceanic beaches is not a thing in Switzerland ..... hard to find nice beaches along the foot of the Alps and the distance to the water's edge is off-putting.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 02:13 AM (qfLjt)
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Well a standard transmission in 2022 USA is an automatic. We'll do manual on special order. Good luck finding clutch plates without waiting on shipping times from China.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 02:19 AM (qfLjt)
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It took me four months of nationwide search to find a V6 manual transmission Nissan Frontier.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 02:35 AM (4t6Xc)
Posted by: Ciampino
Actually, I know the only company in Europe who can make such things in small production runs.
And many other things.
https://kmgy.hu/en/
Posted by: Tecchnically Valid Miklos at May 05, 2022 02:38 AM (dr+j+)
Well we are made of meat.
https://is.gd/g1BpiU
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 02:38 AM (qfLjt)
Some automatics identify as manual you know. Some manuals identify as automatic. Don't mis-gender your transmissions.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:40 AM (Mzdiz)
I have a vexxing problem. A cartridge type oil filter on an old tractor, a Ford 8700 ('76 model, still running fine) is leaking.
It's doozy. It doesn't leak under pressure. However, let it cool down, and it starts seeping oil and overnight will drain the filter. I just discovered this when I cranked it up.
I took the filter off, gasket seemed fine, put it back on, spun the can around a little, tightened it as tight as I dared. Same problem.
I eyeballed it starting to leak. Got a strong work light, and watched it after I turned off the engine. Took about 10 minutes, but sure enough, it started seeping oil. Crank it back up, and it stops. Turn it off, cool down, and it starts.
I'm going to take if off tomorrow and check the gasket. Got a new filter assembly with gaskets and I'm gonna replace the main gasket.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
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I think VW made some of those...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 02:44 AM (lRqp7)
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Whatever you may think of him as a human being, poor specimen is probably kind, he was very funny. Bill Cosby has a hilarious skit of a bunch of kids doing just that. The mental picture of "a thousand police cars waiting at the bottom of the hill" is just brilliant.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 02:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2022 01:44 AM (KAi1n)
I'm USACE. We support the field directly, i.e. provide quickie engineering to those who are on the lines. Combat engineers get to do all the cool stuff we send them. I would be envious, but I'm only 29 now.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 05, 2022 02:47 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Nah. Fuckengrooven.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 05, 2022 02:48 AM (LOVUx)
Personally, I think anyone with XY chromosomes over the age of 20 that doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission should be taken out and shot as a useless eater.
My God, my father had me driving tractors when my feet could reach the pedals.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
I suggest you kick it and curse. That usually works for me.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 05, 2022 02:49 AM (LOVUx)
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When I was a kid, we salvaged wheels from everything from skates to rusted out wheelbarrows. A few rusty nails and scraps of lumber, and we were off!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 02:50 AM (4t6Xc)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2022 02:50 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)
My dad mowed hay behind a team of horses when he was 9 years old, with help from his younger brother.
I learned to drive his Ford 100 4wd when I was 9, in case we got stuck somewhere and I would need to drive.
When did we become wimps?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 05, 2022 02:51 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Nah. Fuckengrooven.
Posted by:
tcn in AK,
I have two (2) Fahrfignuggeners.
And I put my top(s) down.
Miley is unaccountably shy about that.
Posted by: Long haul Miklos at May 05, 2022 02:52 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2022 02:50 AM (KAi1n)
I could wax poetic about the black powder wars in my neighborhood growing up.... but I'm not sure the statue of limitations has run out on that just yet.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 05, 2022 02:52 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Publius is the murderous PeeWee of Gaskins (it's a Carolina thing)
Posted by: Miklos had a cat named PeeWee and that kitty was just MEAN at May 05, 2022 02:54 AM (dr+j+)
And I put my top(s) down.
Miley is unaccountably shy about that.
Posted by: Long haul Miklos at May 05, 2022 02:52 AM (dr+j+)
You know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen.
Although I've never understood the lure of the dic pic. Really, nobody likes the look of those things. It's really more of another sensory attraction.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 05, 2022 02:55 AM (LOVUx)
----
'used' by the airline scheduling history since they use Windows;
'invented' by Microsoft for their File-copying Timer.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 02:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: tcn
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The day that one kid got a Gilbert chemistry set, the rules of toy soldier warfare changed. It all escalated, of course. In no time at all we were remotely detonating under water ordnance. I was 10-11 years old at the time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at May 05, 2022 02:57 AM (4E7Sa)
Posted by: Miklos had a cat named PeeWee and that kitty was just MEAN at May 05, 2022 02:58 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 05, 2022 02:59 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail
Not all pics are dics
Not all all dics are picked
Speak silently among yourselves.
https://mepkinabbey.org/
Posted by: Brother Miklos at May 05, 2022 03:02 AM (dr+j+)
That's why a Canadian Minute is worth but 0.71 of a U.S. minute.
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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Come on, you know it shrinks when it's cold and Canada is cold. However it should last longer specially if measured in French.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 03:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
Pay in Loonies
Posted by: the hampsters at May 05, 2022 03:05 AM (dr+j+)
My God, my father had me driving tractors when my feet could reach the pedals.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)
My Mom was my instructor when I learned to drive; it was a '70 VW Squareback. On Sundays, thanks to Blue Laws, we would go to a nearby empty parking lot which gave me plenty of room to practice. Took the DMV road test with that car, too; had no problem with the stick and parallel parking. Didn't want my Dad as an instructor as he was a horrible driver; whatever he might have taught me I would have had to do the opposite. Drove it for about seven years, literally into the ground; the back seat floorboard rusted out. Before I got to drive it, it was my Dad's work car (paid for mileage) and was T-boned. Estimate was $1,350 damage while the Blue Book was $1,400, so it got repaired. Always drove a little crooked as the frame was slightly bent. But I loved that VW Squareback. Yeah, you can't beat a stick.
Posted by: RickZ at May 05, 2022 03:06 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Robert17 at May 05, 2022 12:07 AM (M51YZ)
Kit Pedlar's Mutant 59: The Plastic-Eaters
It is about this very thing, and wound up with everything plastic being attacked
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So unscientific though, considering that the bonding and makeup of different plastics is varied and would require different 'enzymatic' attacks for each type.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 03:08 AM (qfLjt)
I was at some in France, i.e. restaurants overlooking them. I think all beaches there have the topless option.
Most of the women I saw there were youngish & had the chops to do it.
Now, that was 25 years ago. Maybe they all wear burqas now.
----
Transparent burqas?
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 03:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, maybe I could dye my chest hair puce at May 05, 2022 03:09 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 05, 2022 02:50 AM (KAi1n)
We were a little more sophisticated. We blew 'em up with firecrackers. Built model ships that were sunk that way, too. Kids playing video games all day long have no clue.
Posted by: RickZ at May 05, 2022 03:11 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Brigitte Mikleuse-Bardot at May 05, 2022 03:12 AM (dr+j+)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 05, 2022 03:14 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 03:15 AM (rI4Wv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 05, 2022 01:15 AM (KFhLj)
Coming soon: Whoopi Goldberg stars in "Bathyscape Window". Showing only at YellowSubmarine theaters.
Designed to scare deep ocean creatures (when they look in).
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 03:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 03:18 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Miklos at the Cafe du Monde, Jazzfest is Work at May 05, 2022 03:19 AM (dr+j+)
When I first took my driving test, at age 16 or close to it, Buford T. failed me. Pissed me off.
My offense: driving one handed on the wheel, and cutting corners on left turn. I'd been driving shit around the farm for years, and even drove trucks on the road, for a mile or so. My father said, son, you're gonna have to get a license, 'cause if Buford T. catches you driving without a license, my ass is grass.
He got to worrying about what if I had a wreck, and figured someone might sue the shit of him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 03:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: m
Scale or de-scale.
Hard water, Soft water.
baby
Posted by: Barry White Sings at May 05, 2022 03:20 AM (dr+j+)
I don't want to brag, but I can drive anything. Give me some practice with nobody looking, and I'll drive anything. That goes for an airplane, too, although a little error there in the learning experience would kill my ass.
So, while I could figure it out, to keep from getting killed, I would need someone there with me to teach me to drive an airplane.
But if it's on the ground, I'll drive it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 03:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Lesson learned.
3-point-turn on that narrow road
In the Old Cadillac
Physics and geometry and got nothin' compared to South Carolina Highway Department Examinator
Posted by: 16 year old Miklos at May 05, 2022 03:24 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Monsieur le Delta Colonel at May 05, 2022 01:55 AM (dr+j+)
----
Well thank you Colonel, I reciprocate the pleasure.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 03:26 AM (qfLjt)
Years ago, a dairy farmer, of Swedish descent, was named -- well I called him Ziggenfuck, because that what is sound like. Anyway, he bought a bunch of barley from us one year. Said he'd take all we could grow. We grew a shit ton.
He came over with a tandem axle Ford. Big 'un. 13 speed Roadranger, or 15 speed, or someshit. I figured that fucker out in a field. I drove it all around, over the roads here, range of about 5 miles. I was changing gears without the clutch, as you can do and shit like that.
My father again, was worried Buford T. was gonna get me, 'cause I need a Class 2 to drive that fucker.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ciampino
Ax me about the Presidential Candidate I got drunk and wound up on a Delta flight to Munich.
Hint-former Governor who was the first to stand up to raise your taxes
Posted by: Mikos needs Private Jet Lottery Moneys at May 05, 2022 03:30 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 03:32 AM (2JoB8)
The Ziggenfucks, I remember, had a nice swimming pool around their house, on a dairy farm. On one side of the road was the house, with the swimming pool off to the side. On the other side was the silo and bin complex.
Now, the pasture came right up to the swimming pool. So, you had cow patties out there right up to the cement pond. You could relax in the pool with the bovine aroma all around you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 03:33 AM (Mzdiz)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 03:37 AM (2JoB8)
Now, the pasture came right up to the swimming pool. So, you had cow patties out there right up to the cement pond. You could relax in the pool with the bovine aroma all around you.
Posted by: publius
"Les Hectares Zöld"
Posted by: Mikos can pronounce :Hotscakes" with Authentic Accent at May 05, 2022 03:38 AM (dr+j+)
Transformers- ne guy fighting off legions of others.
I guess I am kind of Japanese that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2022 03:42 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2022 03:43 AM (dNqv+)
As Ol' Red around here (when he was still alive) used to joke, when some ferin' type got shoutin' at him in some ferin' language said, "I don't know what you said, but if'n you's a-cussin' me, you's the same damn thing!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2022 03:45 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Bullshit
Not even Hungarian-Ukrainians say that
This is not a saying in ANY LANGUAGE
Posted by: Mikos , noting that evn Noam Chomsky is calling bullshit at May 05, 2022 03:50 AM (dr+j+)
It has changed with all this federal commercial license shit, but back when I was young, a class 1 license was good for vehicle up to about 24,000 lbs GVW or something like that.
A single vehicle over that required a Class 2. A Class 3 was required for trailers. You know semis and stuff. There are, and still are some exceptions for farm trucks, don't ask me what it is today.
Anyway, a local character around here, first name "Jerry" was a hoot. He sounded like a hick from the sticks, shore 'nuff. He was, but he had a lot of "country smarts".
That fucker got his Class 3 license using a wrecker pulling his own pickup truck. He borrowed his uncle's wrecker, hooked up his own pick up, and took the Class 3 driving test. He passed.
Back then, under SC law, that counted.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 03:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 05, 2022 03:51 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 03:52 AM (2JoB8)
Ol' Jerry, I'm remembering. One time, my father hired him to drive some our trucks to the elevator. I was a teenager then, and a friend of mine was helping out, driving tractors with me and shit.
We got to talking with ol' Jerry about the 2-speed axles. I remarked how an old International Loadstar 1600 we had was tricky about the 2-speed axle shifting.
Ol' Jerry said, and I wish I could convey his accent and pronunciation, "Well, boys, I tell ya'. All you got to do is don't let ya' wheels a-git ahead of ya' motor, and you'll do alright!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 03:54 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
HA!
Says the man who hired the Monroe Brothers for for Electrical and carpentry work
Posted by: Miklos will laugh until the okra herd comes home at May 05, 2022 03:55 AM (dr+j+)
Well, ol' Ralph kinda got to lookin' purty good when the Sun was just right, and her hips got to swayin' as she was sawin'.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 03:57 AM (Mzdiz)
----
yes but did you put lime in the coconut?
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 03:59 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip
Skip should work for MiklosCorp.
As our Native American Qualified Consultant
Posted by: Miklos the most honest Lumbee you know at May 05, 2022 04:00 AM (dr+j+)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 03:37 AM
Thanks, Skip.
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 04:02 AM (rI4Wv)
While ol' Jerry's cornpone phrasing of "Don't let your wheel a-get ahead of your motor" was funny, he knew what the hell he was talking about.
That was his way of describing something that could be described in much more erudite language, but he knew what the fuck he was talking about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 04:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
Now do Rindercella
Posted by: Archie "Riklosella" Campbell at May 05, 2022 04:10 AM (dr+j+)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 04:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 04:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 04:12 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip
Skip should work for MiklosCorp.
As our Native American Qualified Consultant
Posted by: Miklos the most honest Lumbee you know at May 05, 2022 04:00
Well one of you, Skip or Miklos, oughta wake me up in a few hrs. I haven't been to bed yet, well asleep, and I need to get up and do a lot tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at May 05, 2022 04:15 AM (55Qr6)
Archie Campbell tells Roy Clark the story of Rindercella:
https://tinyurl.com/y4ofjhtz
Rindercellas' mugly other and her two sad blisters....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 04:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: 40 million Ukrainians of whon 10% are cynical Hungarians at May 05, 2022 04:18 AM (dr+j+)
Rindercella slopped her drippers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 04:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Bill Maher
@billmaher
You have failed @Twitter, and you do need a new sheriff.
Lacks a crucial comma.
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 04:20 AM (rI4Wv)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 04:21 AM (arJlL)
Storal of the mory: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at May 05, 2022 04:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 04:22 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 04:24 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 04:28 AM (rI4Wv)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 05, 2022 04:30 AM (LYbuq)
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 04:32 AM (rI4Wv)
See you all later from Hailey's (unless I take a nap when she does!)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 05, 2022 04:44 AM (LYbuq)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 04:45 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 04:52 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 04:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 04:54 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JQ at May 05, 2022 04:57 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 04:59 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT
___
You do realize that he has many clocks via his computers, right?
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor at May 05, 2022 05:00 AM (Tzr2/)
Posted by: JT
___
You do realize that he has many clocks via his computers, right?
Posted by: SMH at the exploits of The Ghost of Endor
I'm not a scientist !
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 05:03 AM (arJlL)
A person with one computer clock always knows the time; someone with more than one is never sure.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:05 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 05:07 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 05:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:05 AM (pNxlR)
You are wise, o Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars.
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:08 AM (/xkVv)
We're offering a "put a face to a name" service now?
Did THAT have to be the first one?
This won't end well.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:09 AM (pNxlR)
Maybe 12yo, went down a hill in a broken wagon kind of like that, broke my collar bone.
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 05:09 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:11 AM (/xkVv)
We are the chorus and we agree. We agree. We agree. We agree.
Punctuation probably is not right.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:11 AM (pNxlR)
"'Tis indeed a queer river," said Bromosel as the water lapped at his thighs.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:12 AM (pNxlR)
sometimes I would love to hear how you came to pick such a sig. Why not Krebs v Calvin for example? Of course you can also tell me it's none of my business, and that's okay too.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 05, 2022 05:13 AM (qfLjt)
"Floop!" suggested the pit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:13 AM (pNxlR)
sometimes I would love to hear how you came to pick such a sig.
Yeah...is he Krebs.....or Carnot ?
Carnot is the Bath Oil Beads, right ?
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 05:15 AM (arJlL)
I am a SCIENTIST, sir.
Not the SCIENTIST, for that self-appellation has been claimed by one whose farts I am not worthy to sniff.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:15 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:09 AM (pNxlR)
What's that?
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:15 AM (/xkVv)
Behold! the awesome power of SCIENCE!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:16 AM (pNxlR)
You hit the satanic jackpot up there a bit ago.
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:17 AM (/xkVv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:17 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: m
I was referring to that photo meme of Joy "The Beast" Behar.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:17 AM (pNxlR)
Oh; thanks.
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:18 AM (/xkVv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:18 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 05:18 AM (2JoB8)
How's your day going?
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 05:19 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 05:23 AM (lz5hY)
The nic comes from two gentlemen -- scientists -- associated with cycles named after them. Krebs' is the citric acid cycle or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, is one of the most important reaction sequences in biochemistry. Carnot's is a theoretical ideal thermodynamic cycle.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 05:24 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at May 05, 2022 05:25 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:23 AM (pNxlR)
math
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:26 AM (/xkVv)
ABC's "Battle of the Network Stars" is to blame for the remainder of the nic.
Where's that pixy fellow? Out admiring his new lawn?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:27 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 05:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 05:27 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 05:28 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Oh.
I thought they were bicycles.
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 05:29 AM (arJlL)
How's your day going?
Posted by: creeper
(hands creeper a mop.....)
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 05:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Oh.
I thought they were bicycles.
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 05:29 AM (arJlL)
#metoo
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:31 AM (/xkVv)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 05, 2022 05:31 AM (lz5hY)
Oh.
I thought they were bicycles.
Posted by: JT
I never inquired as to their pronouns ...
... seeing as how both persons are now deceased.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:36 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: creeper at May 05, 2022 05:37 AM (cTCuP)
That pixy chap is now up yonder ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 05, 2022 05:38 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:39 AM (/xkVv)
At least the garage isn't flooding.
Posted by: creeper
Yeah; but by the time I remember where it is and find it, you'll be in a drought.
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 05:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
Oh.
I thought they were bicycles.
Posted by: JT at May 05, 2022 05:29 AM (arJlL)
#metoo
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:31 AM (/xkVv)
... or unicycles.
Posted by: m at May 05, 2022 05:40 AM (/xkVv)
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here it happens.
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