The Northern Lights Have Seen Queer Sights, But The Queerest They Ever Did See, Was That Night On The Marge Of Lake Lebarge I Created An ONT

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1 Erste

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 29, 2022 10:00 PM (ZSK0i)

2 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 29, 2022 10:00 PM (SchxB)

3 ONT!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 29, 2022 10:00 PM (rY/ZL)

4

№: 1

Posted by: Zettai at April 29, 2022 10:00 PM (O6bm6)

5 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 10:00 PM (KDLoy)

6 193 DAYS 3 HOURS

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (pLj8i)

7 Close!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

8 first?

Posted by: Theodore at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (GJnvT)

9 Ok then

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (lgeFv)

10 ♪
Friday Friday It's a day that ends in Y
Friday Friday Friday ONT
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Posted by: mindful webworker - Because at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (ePWLr)

11 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (nnLls)

12 The ship of Theseus? That's a bunch of Bull....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (7bRMQ)

13 And I nooded.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 29, 2022 10:01 PM (ZSK0i)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 10:02 PM (arJlL)

15 hey fappers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 29, 2022 10:03 PM (sJHOI)

16 🦜

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 10:03 PM (BplZV)

17 The Northern Lights Have Seen Queer Sights, But The Queerest They Ever Did See, Was That Night On The Marge Of Lake Lebarge I Created An ONT

Nice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 10:03 PM (yQpMk)

18 Hey, horde.

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 10:04 PM (n/szn)

19 Did that guy write all that sentimental stuff just to get those folks to mow their grass?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2022 10:05 PM (63Dwl)

20 As a robot, I find it very offensive that you would try to exclude me from this ONTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Posted by: Dr. T at April 29, 2022 10:05 PM (tp+tP)

21 TY WD, I'm going to peruse for a bit.

Posted by: Farmer at April 29, 2022 10:05 PM (55Qr6)

22 /exe/

/program failed to load/

Posted by: Dr. T at April 29, 2022 10:05 PM (tp+tP)

23 Stellar ONT, WeirdDave!

Greetings, fellow humans.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:05 PM (JEgvo)

24 Gonads and strife FTW!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 29, 2022 10:05 PM (SchxB)

25 Beer status = loaded

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 29, 2022 10:07 PM (ZSK0i)

26 My flight is still delayed, sigh. We were supposed to board 45 minutes ago, and that was the delayed schedule.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:07 PM (JEgvo)

27 Greetings, fellow humans.
Posted by: chique l'African

Whoa! Pretty broad brush there Sister!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2022 10:07 PM (nnLls)

28 Good evening, hordelings!

Note: Moon of Alabama is, IMHO, the best, and most adult and serious, single discussion forum to read for information and knowledge related to the events in and around Ukraine. I would urge everyone to take the effort to read the posts and comments as often as time permits. Link to latest post:

https://tinyurl.com/3a4jennf

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 29, 2022 10:08 PM (OssQ4)

29 Did that guy write all that sentimental stuff just to get those folks to mow their grass?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Possibly. Age and treachery will win over youth and vigor every time.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2022 10:09 PM (nnLls)

30 Greetings, fellow humans.
Posted by: chique l'African

Are you sure about that?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

31 My flight is still delayed, sigh. We were supposed to board 45 minutes ago, and that was the delayed schedule.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')

Safe travels, Chique !

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 10:10 PM (arJlL)

32 Butter churnin' wimmins talked about big...uh, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 10:10 PM (n/szn)

33 Are you sure about that?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

I know there are some doubts, but I have been reliably informed that at least 96.7% of the Horde are human.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:12 PM (JEgvo)

34 Thanks, JT! I am grateful not to be muzzled.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:12 PM (JEgvo)

35 I guess the Ukraine has no muslims. And I don't get the joke about the Brit and the BB guns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 10:12 PM (kzf+n)

36 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 10:13 PM (x8kT3)

37 Gonads and strife.

Words to live by?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 29, 2022 10:13 PM (BFigT)

38 Chique going back to Greenland?

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 10:13 PM (n/szn)

39 I posted this earlier but it's kind of neat:
https://tinyurl.com/aosmornart

A Google image search for all the morning art thread pics.

I thought the children of the night might enjoy a glimpse into some of our innocent daytime hijinks.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 10:14 PM (0fVbu)

40 I know there are some doubts, but I have been reliably informed that at least 96.7% of the Horde are human.
Posted by: chique l'African

I think we are going to need to evaluate the original source material for that, just to be fair!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

41 And I don't get the joke about the Brit and the BB guns.

Look carefully at the reflection in the laptop screen.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2022 10:14 PM (ZsR3z)

42 Chique going back to Greenland?
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 10:13 PM (n/szn)

Top secret destination.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:14 PM (JEgvo)

43 Some people call Zod the 'space cowboy.' Some call him 'the gangster of love.' Some people call Zod 'Maurice.'

All of these people have been executed.

Resume your Friday.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 10:14 PM (x8kT3)

44 Glad you made it, WeirdDave!

Posted by: KT at April 29, 2022 10:15 PM (rrtZS)

45 Anyway, I'm back from my trip but my brain is still driving. The visits with my sister, Mary Alice, went well. She is being well taken care of where she was at and has a friend in Indiana who is able to check in on her frequently. Briefly, my grandmother had Alzheimer's, my mother had Alzheimer's, and now my sister has it too. It is hard to believe that it was only about five years ago or so that she was a tenured professor teaching classes and doing ground-breaking botany research with her electron microscope. Now she doesn't even remember that she had been a professor. At least she still recognizes me and my brother. One positive thing is that she laughs or giggles a lot. She liked it when I played the piano in the common room and the other patients seemed to like it too. Based on my experience with my mother, it only gets worse from here. Pray for a cure.

Posted by: Theodore at April 29, 2022 10:15 PM (GJnvT)

46 I know there are some doubts, but I have been reliably informed that at least 96.7% of the Horde are human.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:12 PM (JEgvo)
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Mostly human, anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 10:15 PM (pLj8i)

47 Look carefully at the reflection in the laptop screen.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2022 10:14 PM (ZsR3z)

It appears to be a crying NPC beset by armed Pepe's. I guess you had to be there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 10:16 PM (kzf+n)

48 Good evening morons and thanks for all the memes wd

We deserve this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2022 10:16 PM (EZebt)

49 I am a meat popsicle

Posted by: Halfhand at April 29, 2022 10:17 PM (7Ol+s)

50 Intro compliments of Weird Robert Service. We’ll done.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at April 29, 2022 10:17 PM (d9Cw3)

51 Theodore, I am so sorry about your sister. It was wonderful of you to visit her.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:17 PM (JEgvo)

52 Also, yay pets! Dogs and cats are good for your health. Most of them,, anyway.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2022 10:17 PM (EZebt)

53 I did my part, I bought Johnny the Walrus. I half expected to see a mean note or a ruined book given how Amazon had a struggle session. A simple kids book. Moral of the story, don't let mom hang out on the internet.

Posted by: sassy at April 29, 2022 10:18 PM (xSICi)

54 Theodore, I am so sorry about your sister. It was wonderful of you to visit her.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:17 PM (JEgvo)

second that! I have to make a visit to my cousin soon, who is also beset by dementia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 10:18 PM (kzf+n)

55 Fat Albert (the good one).

https://youtu.be/zWSultjYpSU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 29, 2022 10:19 PM (FVME7)

56 >>Mostly human, anyway.

Beautiful. Mutated.

But...beautiful.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 10:19 PM (x8kT3)

57 If I had seen gonads and strife before today, I'd have turned off the intertubes 20 years ago.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2022 10:19 PM (LkM8p)

58 Chique is going to Russia and poke Putin in the nose!

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 10:19 PM (n/szn)

59 Look carefully at the reflection in the laptop screen.

Posted by: Archimedes
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Subtle shiv there. Right between the eyes.

Better to use rhetoric to point out that the guy is an NPC idiot who cares more about virtue signalling than his stated task of charging his computer.

Someone trying to use dialectic would remark that the idiot Brit was demonstrating air pellet guns essentially which England has probably restricted as well. Think the Brits have now descended to talks about registering kitchen knives and such.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 10:20 PM (Iq9dF)

60 Chique is going to Russia and poke Putin in the nose!
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 10:19 PM (n/szn)

We're finishing up our plan for stealing the midterms.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:21 PM (JEgvo)

61 I have information that may lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas at April 29, 2022 10:21 PM (dr+j+)

62 It appears to be a crying NPC beset by armed Pepe's. I guess you had to be there.

I didn't say it was a GOOD joke.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 29, 2022 10:21 PM (ZsR3z)

63 ... the Brits have now descended to talks about registering kitchen knives and such.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 10:20 PM

And narwhal tusks!

Posted by: Zettai at April 29, 2022 10:21 PM (cSaR8)

64 I never travel without a few hours of filmed entertainment in case I get stuck. Spent 8 hrs at Tampa/St. Pete once. No good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2022 10:21 PM (EZebt)

65 "Ma'am?"
"Gonads and strife."
"Very good. And you, sir?"
"Oysters Rockefeller, the tenderloin, rare. And Sancerre."
"Of course."

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 10:22 PM (x8kT3)

66 I did a short craft show this evening in the undercroft of a local Catholic church. Most of the other dealers were much younger than myself. What really impressed me was how truly and openly devout they, and the older dealers, are. Catholicism might be flagging elsewhere, but it is alive and well amongst the 20s and 30s in Omaha.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at April 29, 2022 10:22 PM (HVZDN)

67 Theodore
My prayers for your sister. It's an awful disease. One of my sisters has it as well.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at April 29, 2022 10:22 PM (M4gnG)

68 53 I did my part, I bought Johnny the Walrus. I half expected to see a mean note or a ruined book given how Amazon had a struggle session. A simple kids book. Moral of the story, don't let mom hang out on the internet.
Posted by: sassy at April 29, 2022 10:18 PM (xSICi)

The premise of Johnny the Walrus reminds me of a story from my youth:

I wish that I had duck feet, and I can tell you why:
You can splash around in duck feet; you don't have to keep them dry.

I wish that I had duck feet -- No shoes! No shoes for me!
The man down at the shoe store would not have my size, you see.

Etc....

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2022 10:23 PM (6RgRK)

69 Posted by: Theodore at April 29, 2022 10:15 PM (GJnvT)

I can't think of a disease more cruel than Alzheimer's. I'm sorry your family has suffered so terribly.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 10:23 PM (/Kpru)

70 "Of course."
Posted by: ZOD

POP!

Posted by: Fritz Feld at April 29, 2022 10:24 PM (dr+j+)

71 26 My flight is still delayed, sigh. We were supposed to board 45 minutes ago, and that was the delayed schedule.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:07 PM (JEgvo)

Ah yes, the joys of airline travel. I once spent a night in O'Hare airport. Not as pleasant as you'd think.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

72 26 My flight is still delayed, sigh. We were supposed to board 45 minutes ago, and that was the delayed schedule.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:07 PM (JEgvo)

Next come the gate changes.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 10:24 PM (AmoqO)

73 That bot test is a real kicker, because Theseus's ship had a BLACK sail.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:24 PM (W+kMI)

74 45 Theodore,

Elvis Costello has a wistful song about dementia--Veronica that is quite tastefully done; i think family members inspired the song.

One of my parents has combined vascular and Alzheimer's dementia which my grandmother had as well. I and my sibling just had her placed in memory care because my sister could no longer take care of my parent living next door. Recent covid and botched pacemaker surgery sealed the deal last fall.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 10:25 PM (Iq9dF)

75 "Ukraine is a money laundering operation"

Well, yeah, but it may be even more than that.

"Soros still involved in devious things in Ukraine (domination of science foundations) .. I think the real intrigue is whatever has been going on between Russia and Ukraine and probably the British Empire ... probably all run by the British Empire, if you ask me"

Amazing Polly has been a year or three ahead of many things we now see somewhat more broadly accepted as fact, not tin foil conspiracy. Go to 44:30 for the part on "Armand Hammer, Lennin's favorite capitalist" and see if you want to watch it all.

https://tinyurl.com/34vzh37e

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 10:25 PM (Cus5s)

76 72 26 My flight is still delayed, sigh. We were supposed to board 45 minutes ago, and that was the delayed schedule.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:07 PM (JEgvo)

Next come the gate changes.
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Returning "travel" to "travail" since 2001, Delta Airlines.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:25 PM (W+kMI)

77 he 20s and 30s in Omaha
***
Omaha is known for having a great bishop, Lincoln,Nebraska too.

Posted by: sassy at April 29, 2022 10:26 PM (xSICi)

78 Prayers for all Theodore. You're a good brother.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2022 10:26 PM (nnLls)

79 Even going to hell, Delta makes you change planes in Atlanta.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 10:26 PM (yQpMk)

80 61 I have information that may lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.
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Famous last words.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:27 PM (W+kMI)

81 I wish that I had duck feet, and I can tell you why:
You can splash around in duck feet; you don't have to keep them dry.

I wish that I had duck feet -- No shoes! No shoes for me!
The man down at the shoe store would not have my size, you see.

Etc....

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2022 10:23 PM (6RgRK)

Little bro had that book. It quacked me up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2022 10:27 PM (7bRMQ)

82 I know there are some doubts, but I have been reliably informed that at least 96.7% of the Horde are human.

Huh. Well, guess I'm a 3.3%er.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 10:27 PM (II3Gr)

83 I had to look up the ship and now I learned something. The robbery video is crazy. I didn't under stand the reply to the limey and the flip off guy is pretty good.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 10:27 PM (0fVbu)

84 46 I know there are some doubts, but I have been reliably informed that at least 96.7% of the Horde are human.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:12 PM (JEgvo)
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Mostly human, anyway.
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Mostly harmless, too.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:28 PM (W+kMI)

85 Thank you for the great ont WD.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 10:28 PM (0fVbu)

86 I know there are some doubts, but I have been reliably informed that at least 96.7% of the Horde are human.

We rate this as 98.7% accurate.

Posted by: Macedonian BotFarmers at April 29, 2022 10:29 PM (dr+j+)

87 "Wheeeeeeeeeee!!"

What the snail said, riding on top of the turtle.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 29, 2022 10:29 PM (OssQ4)

88 Even going to hell, Delta makes you change planes in Atlanta.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 10:26 PM (yQpMk)

I thought Hartsfield was hell?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)

89 55 Fat Albert (the good one).

https://youtu.be/zWSultjYpSU
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WHOO!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:30 PM (W+kMI)

90 And narwhal tusks!

Posted by: Zettai

I had forgotten that disgusting story of the guy taking on a terrorist with an unapproved weapon. One of the problems with the idea of being a subject is that essentially your life and rights are on loan from a government subject to recall at any time. That is what the left is trying to import here.

I stand for the great natural rights tradition including the right to self defense because even the worst dictatorships give lip service to the idea that you may defend yourself from those seeking to end your life (aside from government of course). It is truly a universal right in law. But, that natural right has been twisted to the extent in most places to be purely an arbitrary decision by the state whether you will get to defend yourself or go to prison.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 10:31 PM (Iq9dF)

91 One night in O'Hare makes a proud girl humble!

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 10:31 PM (n/szn)

92 I can't think of a disease more cruel than Alzheimer's. I'm sorry your family has suffered so terribly.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 10:23 PM (/Kpru)

My dad had it pretty bad at the end. The thing is it bothered others more than it bothered him. If you gave him chocolate milk and a doughnut he was happy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 29, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

93 The Jumble thingy reminds me of this clip from South Park.

https://youtu.be/8I16Xk7YQyw

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 10:31 PM (QkoN1)

94 Excellent content, Mr. Throckmorton!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 29, 2022 10:31 PM (OssQ4)

95 Amazing Polly has been a year or three ahead of many things we now see somewhat more broadly accepted as fact, not tin foil conspiracy. Go to 44:30 for the part on "Armand Hammer, Lennin's favorite capitalist" and see if you want to watch it all.

https://tinyurl.com/34vzh37e
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 10:25 PM (Cus5s)

She still thinks there is a British Empire? Bwahaha!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 10:32 PM (kzf+n)

96 I thought Hartsfield was hell?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2022 10:30 PM (7bRMQ)

Imagine running to change concourses ... forever.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

97 Great News Everybody! I have been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

Its a major award.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (lgeFv)

98 Imagine running to change concourses ... forever.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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You have to include the trams not working while the departure time draws near.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (Iq9dF)

99 For the bit about women churning butter and talking about stuff, I have a musical suggestion about passing time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS9AbdbPxY

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:34 PM (W+kMI)

100 yay pets

Comrade, such a wasteful and selfish carbon footprint! Only K9 police dogs in the great green reset.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 10:35 PM (BplZV)

101 I denounce myself.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 10:31 PM

The unflappable Sajak. "No 'N'. Hmm!"

😂

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 29, 2022 10:35 PM (OssQ4)

102 Next come the gate changes.
Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 10:24 PM (AmoqO)

Haha, that happened when I was flying last month with someone who wasn't very mobile and needed assistance.

I am now seated on the plane, thank God. Still boarding though.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:35 PM (7g/Pa)

103 Great News Everybody! I have been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

Its a major award.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (lgeFv)

Is the statue a native woman with large, sagging, pendulous breasts?

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 10:35 PM (QkoN1)

104 pacemaker surgery sealed the deal last fall.
Posted by: whig
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Had one of those. No general anesthesia, a local.
Ever see an argument between the patient and the surgeon in the OR?

You should have been there.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 10:35 PM (pLj8i)

105 Great News Everybody! I have been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

Its a major award.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (lgeFv)

Admit it, you just want to take booby pix.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2022 10:35 PM (7bRMQ)

106 102 Next come the gate changes.
Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 10:24 PM (AmoqO)

Haha, that happened when I was flying last month with someone who wasn't very mobile and needed assistance.

I am now seated on the plane, thank God. Still boarding though.
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There's been a couple of times where I thought the Queen Mary was boarded with greater speed.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:37 PM (W+kMI)

107 I am now seated on the plane, thank God. Still boarding though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking
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Happy contrails to you
Until you post again

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 10:37 PM (pLj8i)

108 Happy contrails to you
Until you post again

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 10:37 PM

*golf clap

Posted by: Zettai at April 29, 2022 10:38 PM (cSaR8)

109 I want the story of Mr. Opus to be true, therefore it is according to the Leftists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:38 PM (lgeFv)

110 Got a lot done today. Waxed the ballroom, then churned a couple pound of butter.

Crap! Did you ever pee on the drawstrings of your pajamas?

Posted by: Preznit Bideum at April 29, 2022 10:38 PM (g6+Ik)

111 http://s3.amazonaws.c

om/burningsettler

scabin/2009/11/lifestyle.jpg

Remove spaces
Girls churning lemonade at Hot Dog On A Stick.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 10:39 PM (BplZV)

112 105 Great News Everybody! I have been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

Its a major award.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (lgeFv)

Admit it, you just want to take booby pix.
========
Will there be something you can do about them having to mention global climate change 100 times per issue?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:39 PM (W+kMI)

113 97 Great News Everybody! I have been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

Its a major award.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (lgeFv)

Congratulations, Guy Mohawk!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:39 PM (7g/Pa)

114 I am now seated on the plane, thank God. Still boarding though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:35 PM (7g/Pa)

Get up in mid flight and shout, "I am sick and tired of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!"

Have fun!

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 10:39 PM (QkoN1)

115 "She still thinks there is a British Empire? Bwahaha!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I haven't listened to her recently except for this and a couple others, she was kicked off YouTube. I think she means the "globalist British centered regime". From a banking view, where out of London they can still "rehypothecate" loans to infinity ... using the "Empire" term may still have legitimacy.

But idk details ... is Canada still partly under "The Crown"?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 10:39 PM (Cus5s)

116 I hijacked a passenger cart in the Charlot Airport once and only made half way to my gate before they stopped me.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 10:38 PM (AmoqO)

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 10:40 PM (AmoqO)

117 Huh. Well, guess I'm a 3.3%er.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 10:27 PM (II3Gr)

*puts on reading glasses. checks list*

That would be correct.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:40 PM (7g/Pa)

118 Traveled to Philippines with wifey and 3 year old daughter unit. Non-stop Detroit to Japan only to be rerouted to Hong Kong and sit on tarmac for another 6 hrs due to 'weather'.

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at April 29, 2022 10:40 PM (n/szn)

119 Great News Everybody! I have been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

Its a major award.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (lgeFv)

It's an exclusive magazine only available to bona fide explorers.

Posted by: George Bailey at April 29, 2022 10:41 PM (II3Gr)

120 113 97 Great News Everybody! I have been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

Its a major award.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (lgeFv)

How much is the subscription?

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 10:42 PM (AmoqO)

121 Strange narwhals lying in ponds distributing horns is not a basis for a system of government.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 10:42 PM (ybIRR)

122 I revel in my subhumanity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (II3Gr)

123 You should have been there.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 10:35 PM (pLj8i)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (7g/Pa)

124 121 Strange narwhals lying in ponds distributing horns is not a basis for a system of government.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 10:42 PM (ybIRR

Horrible poetry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (47w2Q)

125 118 Traveled to Philippines with wifey and 3 year old daughter unit. Non-stop Detroit to Japan only to be rerouted to Hong Kong and sit on tarmac for another 6 hrs due to 'weather'.
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Did you spend any of that time yearning for the fleshpots of Egypt?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (W+kMI)

126 I didn't understand appx 2/3 of wd's memes, but...

I (heart) the American couple who thought a UXB might mike a nice souvenir! AND decided to board a commercial airliner with it... in Israel!

Style points. Darwin Award. Genius Award.

That was INSPIRED!

Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (NLIak)

127 122 I revel in my subhumanity.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (II3Gr)

You shouldn't do that in a public forum.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (dNqv+)

128 Fans of National Geographic?

We'll check out this great new monthly club membership JUST FOR YOU!

Posted by: Sagging Tits Of The Month Club at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (QkoN1)

129 I'm supposed to be working on the second Mother's Day gift and weirddave's posts distracted me.

Posted by: pookysgirl, blaming it on the Horde at April 29, 2022 10:44 PM (XKZwp)

130 Vodka.

What can't it do?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:44 PM (47w2Q)

131 " "She still thinks there is a British Empire? Bwahaha!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

also, when we speak of globalist DeepState ... is that also Bwahaha? I mean, there are empires that don't openly show themselves ... shadow governments, as it were.

Five Eyes ... who runs that "Empire"? Mockery is fun, but fact is, "You still believe in an American Sovereign State, that answers to The People? Bwahaha".

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 10:44 PM (Cus5s)

132 Hartsfield is a great airport until it isn't.

When it isn't, you had better have been keeping up with your cardio, because you're going to be running.

Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2022 10:45 PM (oXNqT)

133 127 122 I revel in my subhumanity.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (II3Gr)

You shouldn't do that in a public forum.

Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 10:43 PM (dNqv+)

Well where else am I gonna do it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 10:45 PM (II3Gr)

134 Yay, the seat next to me is empty!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:45 PM (7g/Pa)

135 Dulles, now that place sucks out loud.

Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2022 10:45 PM (oXNqT)

136 "I am sick and tired of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!". That movie was a bit of a meme already on the rotten tomato forums. The director (having nothing better to do of course) visited daily. The shitposting proto-fans wrote the cheesiest line of all time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 10:46 PM (ybIRR)

137 Love the poetry of Robert W. Service! To think that manly poetry once existed amazing

Posted by: The Man From Athabasca at April 29, 2022 10:46 PM (g6+Ik)

138 *bit of a meme already

while the movie was still in production

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 10:46 PM (ybIRR)

139 So that first video was the entire pitch meeting for Repo Man with Emilio Estevez and Harry Dean Stanton, which I just reminded myself I really need to re-watch.

Huh.

Howzit, good people?!?!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 10:47 PM (8gxrg)

140 But idk details ... is Canada still partly under "The Crown"?
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 10:39 PM (Cus5s)

The Queen is still our official head of State, but can exercise no temporal power. We have a Governor General, selected by the government of the day, and rubber-stamp appointed by the Queen, to do the day-to-day Head of State chores, like kissing ribbons and cutting babies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 10:47 PM (kzf+n)

141 Dulles, now that place sucks out loud.
Posted by: ballistic

PHL says, hold my overpriced drink.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2022 10:47 PM (nnLls)

142 132 Hartsfield is a great airport until it isn't.

When it isn't, you had better have been keeping up with your cardio, because you're going to be running.
Posted by: ballistic at April 29, 2022 10:45 PM (oXNqT)

So many stories.

How about the time the pilot landed ten minutes before boarding of the connection, the tower gave us the K gate and my connection was at A.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:47 PM (47w2Q)

143 Chique such luxury! Safe travel!

Posted by: Iris at April 29, 2022 10:48 PM (6lKe4)

144 Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 10:46 PM (ybIRR)

The movie had promise as a concept, but there rest of it outside that line fell pretty flat.

*In before the Rachel Corrie jokes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+)

145 also, when we speak of globalist DeepState ... is that also Bwahaha? I mean, there are empires that don't openly show themselves ... shadow governments, as it were.

Five Eyes ... who runs that "Empire"? Mockery is fun, but fact is, "You still believe in an American Sovereign State, that answers to The People? Bwahaha".
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 10:44 PM (Cus5s)

Oh, there is a Deep State, and International Globohomo, but the long-dead British Empire ain't it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 10:49 PM (kzf+n)

146 Love the poetry of Robert W. Service! To think that manly poetry once existed amazing
Posted by: The Man From Athabasca at April 29, 2022 10:46 PM (g6+Ik)

Robert W. Service was also one of the few poets of the modern era to actually become a bit of a celebrity, and make a good living from sales of his works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 10:51 PM (kzf+n)

147 Anyone following this new series on Amazon, called Outer Range?

It's trippy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:51 PM (47w2Q)

148 Howzit, good people?!?!
Posted by: Sharkman

Intense

Always intense

Posted by: Harry Dean Miklos-Stanton at April 29, 2022 10:51 PM (dr+j+)

149 >>Five Eyes ... who runs that "Empire"?
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 10:44 PM (Cus5s)

Zod runs that empire. And next time, classify your comment correctly:

(S//REL TO USA. FVEY) Zod runs FVEY.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 10:52 PM (x8kT3)

150 PHL says, hold my overpriced drink.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2022 10:47 PM (nnLls)

A truly awful airport, awful just as the city is awful.

---

Thanks, Iris!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:52 PM (7g/Pa)

151 "You must realize, uhh, Gwendolyn, that when you strip away all of the angst, pills and Daddy issues, it's really just about the . . . Roller Derby, isn't it?"

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 10:52 PM (8gxrg)

152 NOTE:

Due to recent increases in costs for labor and materials, dirty deeds will now be moderately inexpensive.

Posted by: AC/DC at April 29, 2022 10:53 PM (cupoy)

153 comma, not period (executes an Aztec for mistyping).

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 10:53 PM (x8kT3)

154 Deep State, Five Eyes, it's a board of directors just like those that control Xi, or the old politburo.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 10:53 PM (pLj8i)

155 Whig, thanks for the song recommendation. That's the way I felt in the last few days.

Posted by: Theodore at April 29, 2022 10:53 PM (GJnvT)

156 How about the time the pilot landed ten minutes before boarding of the connection, the tower gave us the K gate and my connection was at A.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:47 PM (47w2Q)

Did you teleport to catch the connection?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:53 PM (7g/Pa)

157 Gonads and Strife opened for Seals and Croft at Blossom Music Center in '73

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (BgMrQ)

158 147 Anyone following this new series on Amazon, called Outer Range?

It's trippy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:51 PM (47w2Q)

I saw the advert for it while going to watch something else earlier.

Good or just weird?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (dNqv+)

159 OK, we are finally moving. Catch y'all later!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (7g/Pa)

160 I have an odd question, I think some here know Russian?
My Russian classes are over the hill and far away.

I have a Russian lacquer miniature of a woman spinning. My best guess at transliteration of what I think is a title:
"Mapech Pryachtz" with X. M. (I think the artist initials).
I found Prya means "spin", but really can't guess at the rest. Any guesses?

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (uFOGo)

161 156 How about the time the pilot landed ten minutes before boarding of the connection, the tower gave us the K gate and my connection was at A.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:47 PM (47w2Q)

Did you teleport to catch the connection?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:53 PM (7g/Pa)

Nope. I refused to run. That was one of three times I rented a car from the airport and just drove home.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (47w2Q)

162 Few know this, but Gingers secretly great each other with "My Ginga."

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (9txpQ)

163 Will there be something you can do about them having to mention global climate change 100 times per issue?
Posted by: exdem13

Also are they still in league with Big Colored Pencil to invent a brand new dinosaur every month?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 29, 2022 10:55 PM (OssQ4)

164 I saw the advert for it while going to watch something else earlier.

Good or just weird?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (dNqv

It's interesting. Weird concept. Think XFiles meets YellowStone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:55 PM (47w2Q)

165 I feel like Wei Wu and I would get along.

Does anyone know the origin of the bearded guy in those memes?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 29, 2022 10:55 PM (8548M)

166 162 Few know this, but Gingers secretly great each other with "My Ginga."
Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (9txpQ

I thought they shared Soul Trading Cards.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:56 PM (47w2Q)

167 rhomboid's Russian but he doesn't come around much any more.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 10:56 PM (pLj8i)

168 Have a good flight, chique.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 10:57 PM (dNqv+)

169 Just finished watching "Proof of Life", with Russell Crowe, Meg Ryan, David Morse, and David Caruso.

I quite liked it, actually. Modest, slow burn South American kidnap/ransom movie that really kicks it up a notch at the end with a ratta-tat-tat-tat and "get to duh choppah" finale.

Had forgotten how beautiful Meg Ryan is, and what an under-appreciated actor David Morse is.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 10:57 PM (8gxrg)

170 Woe be to he who woos Wei Wu

Posted by: soy-based life form at April 29, 2022 10:57 PM (dr+j+)

171 The ramifications of the BoJo photo annoys me to no end. Perchance our "enemies" are more moral than our friendly "immigrants ," cum invaders? This is bullshit reality.

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at April 29, 2022 10:57 PM (Nig2g)

172 >>gonads and strife

It's one of those quaint Brit breakfast dishes that the two fat Brit chicks made.

Bubble and squeak. Toad in a hole. Gonads and strife. Pig in a poke. Gay boy poets. How to almost lose a war.

Or something.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 10:57 PM (x8kT3)

173 OK, we are finally moving. Catch y'all later!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (7g/Pa)

Thish ish your cap*hic*cap*hic*cap*hic*...Thish ish the guy flying th'plane.

Posted by: The Captain at April 29, 2022 10:57 PM (8TP0r)

174 "Oh, there is a Deep State, and International Globohomo, but the long-dead British Empire ain't it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

she is Canadian btw. I think she knows that ... but she was talking of the Soros and others long history. Kinda like the "red thread" talks of WW2 era commie/Nazi scientists brought to USA ... tied to some of the Fauci type experiments of today.

Just as old KGB does not exist ... but the cartels made up of those structures surely exist ... referring to them as "KGB" is perhaps a synecdoche .. figure of speech? Same for the same old bankers/cartels that formed the "British Empire". They did not just ride off into the sunset.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 10:58 PM (Cus5s)

175 137 Love the poetry of Robert W. Service! To think that manly poetry once existed amazing
Posted by: The Man From Athabasca at April 29, 2022 10:46 PM (g6+Ik)

I used to know that by heart...that and The Shooting of Dan McGrew

No longer able to access the memory drive.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 29, 2022 10:58 PM (BgMrQ)

176 169 Just finished watching "Proof of Life", with Russell Crowe, Meg Ryan, David Morse, and David Caruso.

I quite liked it, actually. Modest, slow burn South American kidnap/ransom movie that really kicks it up a notch at the end with a ratta-tat-tat-tat and "get to duh choppah" finale.

Had forgotten how beautiful Meg Ryan is, and what an under-appreciated actor David Morse is.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 10:57 PM (8gxrg)

That's a good movie. At least they just hinted at the 'wife cheats on kidnapped husband with the Macho man' trope.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:59 PM (47w2Q)

177 >>Had forgotten how beautiful Meg Ryan is

was

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 10:59 PM (geLO8)

178 I definitely remember gonads and strife.

Yo motherfucker! Weeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2022 11:00 PM (OWt6A)

179 Bad news: Wife had me moving a bunch of stuff all over the place in preparation for a yard sale. Gonna do more of that early tomorrow (Saturday, consarn it!!)

Good news: I didn't feel like I was about to die. I think I've gotten over the long covid, as the kids are calling it. A few weeks ago I would have been gassed in a few minutes. I had it in January. Took weeks and weeks to get over it.

Still: Yard sale tomorrow. Fooking hate these things. Gonna be packing, as we have a cash box.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

180 Killing any western leader pulls NATO into the war. Johnson is safer in Kiev then almost anywhere else.

Well, from the Russians at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2022 11:01 PM (ESjRY)

181 SnizzBiscuit

(that deserves to be said again)

Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2022 11:02 PM (F6Xpw)

182
35 I guess the Ukraine has no muslims. And I don't get the joke about the Brit and the BB guns.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 10:12 PM (kzf+n)

He's an NPC and there are Pepe's with guns outside the window being happy.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 29, 2022 11:02 PM (OWt6A)

183 And will have a pint of bourbon in my jacket.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)

184 On another group (mostly conservative women) they were talking about middle aged men in their lives suddenly going trans.
I think it's the new midlife crisis.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 29, 2022 11:04 PM (kf6Ak)

185 Greetings, best people on the planet.

So, after giving Robert the Cat (TM) his treats, cleaning the poop quarter, making sure he has food and water, I moved to pet him.

He bit me.

My life is officially a failure.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2022 11:04 PM (m0zqP)

186 (A tank, a hedgerow, France, two whining British soldiers, 1944)
"Eh wot? This packet, widda pack of fags and tins of pig guts."
"Innit?"
"Says 'Gonads 'n' Strife,' it does. Focking 'ell."
"Whotzit?"
"'Gonads 'n' Strife."
"Bloody hell."
"Innit?"

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:05 PM (x8kT3)

187 Greetings, best people on the planet.

So, after giving Robert the Cat (TM) his treats, cleaning the poop quarter, making sure he has food and water, I moved to pet him.

He bit me.

My life is officially a failure.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2022 11:04 PM (m0zqP)

Just a love nip.

Posted by: The Captain at April 29, 2022 11:05 PM (8TP0r)

188 184 On another group (mostly conservative women) they were talking about middle aged men in their lives suddenly going trans.
I think it's the new midlife crisis.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 29, 2022 11:04 PM (kf6Ak)

It's Easy Street! Free money, protected class, you're no longer a icky conservative white man!

Thinking about a trip to the bra store myself!

Lol. Kidding.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 11:05 PM (47w2Q)

189 BeckoningChasm, it was a bite of affection

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 29, 2022 11:05 PM (kf6Ak)

190 I want the story of Mr. Opus to be true, therefore it is according to the Leftists.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:38 PM (lgeFv)

He wasn't a Mr, he was a penguin

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 11:05 PM (xhaym)

191 And will have a pint of bourbon in my jacket.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

The pint is in the jacket

Repeat

The pint is in the jacket

Posted by: John with a long noustache at April 29, 2022 11:06 PM (dr+j+)

192 On another group (mostly conservative women) they were talking about middle aged men in their lives suddenly going trans.
I think it's the new midlife crisis.

Its cheaper than a convertible sport car a/o a mistress

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 29, 2022 11:06 PM (AHeqJ)

193 I have solved the airport conundrum. I just arrange for a wheelchair and use a cane like a lance to part the crowds. Best ride I ever got was at the Naples airport. Was whisked through immigrations, customs and baggage by two crazy, singing Italians straight to our car.

Can't neglect the car ride to Sorrento. Our driver was one of the most attractive women I've ever seen (good thing I was with my wife I can tell you) and she only knocked down one pedestrian on the way.

OK, I'm in story telling mode so I best hang it up.

Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 11:06 PM (AmoqO)

194 185 Greetings, best people on the planet.

So, after giving Robert the Cat (TM) his treats, cleaning the poop quarter, making sure he has food and water, I moved to pet him.

He bit me.

My life is officially a failure.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2022 11:04 PM (m0zqP

Just FYI. Cats nip all the time. I've had mine for 16 years. He still nibbles on me. It's not personal. Cats just do that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 11:06 PM (47w2Q)

195 SnizzBiscuit

(that deserves to be said again)
Posted by: a.moron at April 29, 2022 11:02 PM (F6Xpw)

Snizzbiscuit is awesome. So is fartclam.

I love Ace. No homo. There is a reason I have been here since 2004-ish.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)

196 On another group (mostly conservative women) they were talking about middle aged men in their lives suddenly going trans.
I think it's the new midlife crisis.

For some men, women have it all. I presume a lot of middle life tranny men are basing it on that idea...if only I was a woman I could do X!

Now...there is some limited truth to this. Richard Levine would still be in PA doing screwed up things there instead of in DC if he hadn't put on the dress...but for most men its not going to make your life better...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)

197 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2022 11:07 PM (qAR6u)

198 I'm completely missing whatever the point is on the Walmart UK plug/ammo thing.

Little help?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 11:07 PM (8gxrg)

199 PDX is now a giant Greyhound bus station.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 11:08 PM (xhaym)

200 I think the Junta/Deep State wanted men to go trans...it handles the problem of "extra men" without a war (though Biden is trying for that too) but the girls going trans thing was not intentional.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2022 11:09 PM (ESjRY)

201 Thish ish your cap*hic*cap*hic*cap*hic*...Thish ish the guy flying th'plane.

Posted by: The Captain at April 29, 2022 10:57 PM (8TP0r)

I had to make a little stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XC3Hc-rAkk

Posted by: Capt. Foster Brooks at April 29, 2022 11:09 PM (7bRMQ)

202 >>middle aged men in their lives suddenly going trans.

Going mobile:
https://www.janusmotorcycles.com/halcyon-450/

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:09 PM (x8kT3)

203 I'm completely missing whatever the point is on the Walmart UK plug/ammo thing.

The Pepes are about to give that Brit a good helping of the spirit of '76?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2022 11:10 PM (ESjRY)

204 "Zod runs that empire. And next time, classify your comment correctly

S//REL TO USA. FVEY) Zod runs FVEY." Posted by: ZOD

thanks for showing mercy ZOD ... our yellow sun may surprise us with some mini-nova or other extreme event. New ice age in 27 years ... make your vacation plans accordingly.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 11:10 PM (Cus5s)

205 We gave up on Outer Range.
Every scene is dark. I mean like 2 candlepower.
Then it gets weird.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 11:11 PM (jTmQV)

206 162 Few know this, but Gingers secretly great each other with "My Ginga."
Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 10:54 PM (9txpQ

I thought they shared Soul Trading Cards.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

First they are Polariods with you stats on the back using a Sharpie. Second, they do it while you sleep (think Sleep Paralysis Demons, yep Gingers) Third, I thought this was common knowledge.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 11:11 PM (9txpQ)

207 I'm completely missing whatever the point is on the Walmart UK plug/ammo thing.

Little help?
Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 11:07 PM (8gxrg)

Well, one thing that didn't get mentioned, is that travel adaptors for your electrical items should be purchased in your home country, so they will be compatible with your stuff. So dipshit fucked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 11:11 PM (kzf+n)

208 Yeah, cats bite a lot. But they also do positive signs of affection.

They give you licks (kisses). Robert will do this sometimes, but it always seems like "I'd rather be biting you, but I guess you expect this."

They snuggle against you in the night, and start purring.

The nestle on your chest in the night, and start purring.

None of the latter two. I'm tempted to get another cat, but I know they would just fight all night and all day. And I already have The Eraserhead Baby in an apartment too near mine.

Thanks tho.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2022 11:12 PM (m0zqP)

209 Son explained to me the Ship of Theseus just a couple days a few days ago. He has parts of a computer he had from when he was in high school, but not really. Basically the machines he has now have second or third generation parts from his original computer from high school, but not really.

Kind of like buying a bike, then eventually replacing the wheels, the gears, the brakes, the handle bars, and then the frame.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

210 Kind of like buying a bike, then eventually replacing the wheels, the gears, the brakes, the handle bars, and then the frame.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

Ah, a Triumph.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 11:14 PM (yQpMk)

211 205 We gave up on Outer Range.
Every scene is dark. I mean like 2 candlepower.
Then it gets weird.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 11:11 PM (jTmQV

I had the same problem. Especially in the first two episodes. But it gets better as it goes. Almost like the DP figured out the lighting was shit.

Haven't complained to myself since episode three, TBH.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 11:15 PM (47w2Q)

212 I find this strangely compelling viewing: yard care guy cleans up the overgrown yard of a guy in a home after a stroke, gratis:

https://tinyurl.com/45bz8x4z

The guy knows weed wackin' and John Deere mowin'

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at April 29, 2022 11:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

213 130 Vodka.

What can't it do?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 10:44 PM (47w2Q)

Host an AA meeting?

Posted by: Bete at April 29, 2022 11:15 PM (eqyIS)

214 That suicide article would have made an epic Bar Exam question.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 11:15 PM (8gxrg)

215 Theseus was a pimp. He could never have outfought the Minotaur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)

216 >>Kind of like buying a bike, then eventually replacing the wheels, the gears, the brakes, the handle bars, and then the frame.Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

If you know about motorcycles, please see the link at #202 and advise. I would like to buy that motorcycle, but I need the advice of someone more familiar with the conveyance. Zod can be reached at dontcuttheredwire@protonmail.com.

Do this....well, at your earliest convenience.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:16 PM (x8kT3)

217 Jesus, gonads and strife. I completely remember that video. I still can't look at anything squirrel and not think of it. Uh..nics included. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 11:16 PM (VwHCD)

218 OK, I'm in story telling mode so I best hang it up.
Posted by: Javems at April 29, 2022 11:06 PM (AmoqO)

I wheeled my dad through the airport in a wheelchair once, the skycap got to push his GF.
I handed him my coffee and told him he was my cup-holder and then reminded him he was supposed to shout "Whee!" when we went around corners.
I miss my old man.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 11:17 PM (xhaym)

219 OK, we'll maybe jump back in, seeing as how we are paying for it anyway.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 11:17 PM (jTmQV)

220 We had cats. And then we had/have dogs.

Dogs are better.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:17 PM (x8kT3)

221 You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: Robert Service at April 29, 2022 11:17 PM (Fk2FG)

222 Going mobile:
https://www.janusmotorcycles.com/halcyon-450/
Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:09 PM (x8kT3)

That's a pretty bike, but it is an odd clash of retro and modern. The engine should be a vertical single, and finished in cast aluminum, not black paint. You could disguise the EFI to look like an Amal carb, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 11:19 PM (kzf+n)

223 Kind of like buying a bike, then eventually replacing the wheels, the gears, the brakes, the handle bars, and then the frame.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

Ah, a Triumph.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 11:14 PM (yQpMk)

Or a severely abused never serviced harley.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 11:19 PM (VwHCD)

224 219 OK, we'll maybe jump back in, seeing as how we are paying for it anyway.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 11:17 PM (jTmQV)

It's getting pretty good. I just have a curiosity about what is afoot.

Apropos, the chick in the series is named Imogene Gay Poots.

Thanks Mom.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 11:19 PM (47w2Q)

225 Kind of like buying a bike, then eventually replacing the wheels, the gears, the brakes, the handle bars, and then the frame.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

Where did you get my axe?!

Posted by: George Washington at April 29, 2022 11:19 PM (7bRMQ)

226 Ship of Theseus also makes me think of some of Ghost In the Shell and how the characters thought of their identity and what that even means when so many parts were replaced. What is the soul, the ghost, now?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 11:19 PM (0fVbu)

227 Does anyone know the origin of the bearded guy in those memes?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 29, 2022 10:55 PM (8548M)

His name is Yes Chad and he's kind of a pushback against the soyboys and their expectations that all men are supposed to cower in the presence of woke proclamations (because it's what THEY do).

tinyurl.com/yes-chad

Posted by: pookysgirl knows her memes at April 29, 2022 11:20 PM (XKZwp)

228 Son works at Bellingham Airport, Washington St.
Had a young couple show up, kinda confused... thought they were going to Washington, D.C. and didn't realize there was a difference.
Murcan. From Vegas. POC. Appeared to be well educated.
Heh

Posted by: MkY at April 29, 2022 11:20 PM (cPGH3)

229 Isn't the most interesting Ship of Theseus scenario the human body? Not all of your cells can get replaced over time...but most of them do.

And to go further, while you can remember things...the thoughts in your brain today are likely not the same when you were say a kid.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2022 11:20 PM (ESjRY)

230 That's a pretty bike, but it is an odd clash of retro and modern.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 11:19 PM (kzf+n)

I think they were going for that steampunk thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 11:21 PM (VwHCD)

231 Do this....well, at your earliest convenience.
Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:16 PM (x8kT3)

All due respect, ZOD. I was talking about bicycles. And, it was rhetorical in nature. I offer a platter of roasted ox with my apologies. Also rhetorically, as I have no access to oxen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:21 PM (x8Wzq)

232 Cats communicate in many ways, some of those ways may include gentle mouthing actions, which may be mistaken for bites. Dogs do this also.
If the bite is in anger and draws blood, then you may have a decision to make.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 11:21 PM (jTmQV)

233 Wasn't Chad the generic name of most frat dudes who got tons of sex in college?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 11:21 PM (47w2Q)

234 I adopted a cat. I thought certain things. I failed to realize reality.

Don't worry. He's still here, and will be forever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2022 11:22 PM (m0zqP)

235 Just FYI. Cats nip all the time. I've had mine for 16 years. He still nibbles on me. It's not personal. Cats just do that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 11:06 PM (47w2Q)

It could be personal. Was dinner late, or vegan?

Posted by: Bete at April 29, 2022 11:22 PM (eqyIS)

236 BeckoningChasm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWLReUZI38Y

One day, I was sitting on the couch with one of my cats and I started singing. He immediately chomped my arm. Tough audience!

Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2022 11:22 PM (6RgRK)

237 >>That's a pretty bike, but it is an odd clash of retro and modern. The engine should be a vertical single, and finished in cast aluminum, not black paint. You could disguise the EFI to look like an Amal carb, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 11:19 PM (kzf+n)

Noted, thanks. The paint could probably be deselected, no?

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:23 PM (x8kT3)

238 It could be personal. Was dinner late, or vegan?
Posted by: Bete at April 29, 2022 11:22 PM (eqyIS)

Sometimes they are just impatient about eating your corpse.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 11:23 PM (yQpMk)

239 I wheeled my dad through the airport in a wheelchair once, the skycap got to push his GF.
I handed him my coffee and told him he was my cup-holder and then reminded him he was supposed to shout "Whee!" when we went around corners.
I miss my old man.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 11:17 PM (xhaym)

Show, don't tell....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)

240 Just like buying a gun, the choice of motorcycle depends on why you want one.

And just like a gun, the best bike is the one you have.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 11:24 PM (yQpMk)

241 I think they were going for that steampunk thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 11:21 PM (VwHCD)

I like the vintage look. Much more appealing than the plastic Japanese crotch rockets. I got to ride a friend's Ariel Square Four once. Very smooth bike, nice low seat, easy handling. 1000 cc, but not huge power.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 11:25 PM (kzf+n)

242 >>All due respect, ZOD. I was talking about bicycles. And, it was rhetorical in nature. I offer a platter of roasted ox with my apologies. Also rhetorically, as I have no access to oxen. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:21 PM (x8Wzq)

(Picks through the selection of flesh with a dull implement). This is satisfactory. (Nods to Sinema). Select some meat. Chew it for me. (Beats a dog). Bicycles.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:25 PM (x8kT3)

243 I rode Reggie's crotch rocket the other day. Gotta say its a smooth ride.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 29, 2022 11:25 PM (ESjRY)

244 There is a Canadian metal band called 3 Inches of Blood. None of the current members were original members. Saw them live some years ago. Pretty fucking solid. Kind of a Theseus thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:26 PM (x8Wzq)

245 The queen summons. To bed.

Remain in light.

Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:27 PM (x8kT3)

246 Gonads and Strife opened for Seals and Croft at Blossom Music Center in '73
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

In 1985, Johnny Winter opened for George Thorogood at Blossom, for real. I was there.

OK show, but..actually meh. A lot of bikers there. Later, they found out some girl had been stabbed to death that night.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 29, 2022 11:27 PM (tjZg/)

247 Noted, thanks. The paint could probably be deselected, no?
Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:23 PM (x8kT3)

I am guessing no. They probably buy their engines in from some builder in Asia. Or maybe Europe. Get out of North America, and there are many brands of motorcycles you never see here.

Look at the Indian Enfields, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 11:28 PM (kzf+n)

248 The queen summons. To bed.

Remain in light.
Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 11:27 PM (x8kT3)

Dude. You are fucking awesome. Hang tough.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)

249 What always annoyed me about Blossom was how the staff made you exit. It could be anywhere going any direction. One night we were routed towards Ravenna.

*and we really weren't that baked*

Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2022 11:30 PM (Msys3)

250 This is all Putin's fault.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:30 PM (XG2Fi)

251 193 DAYS 3 HOURS

Posted by: Braenyard

Well . . . ?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 11:30 PM (8gxrg)

252 Boris Johnson is a miserable shitstain. Even the common people of Rock Ridge would kick his limey ass to the curb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:32 PM (XG2Fi)

253 Some people call Zod the 'space cowboy.' Some call him 'the gangster of love.' Some people call Zod 'Maurice.'

All of these people have been executed.

Resume your Friday.

Posted by: ZOD

And rightly so. Hail ZOD IMPERATOR!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 11:32 PM (8gxrg)

254 Zod speaks

Of the pompatous of love

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)

255 Okay, I'm out.

On the way out I shall leave ART!

https://tinyurl.com/Douglashoffmanjessica

Stay free. Keep the faith.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 11:33 PM (DHvKu)

256 Nothing is off the table, right?

What if we do have the info?

Who's gonna stop us?

Posted by: Mother Russia at April 29, 2022 11:34 PM (lIzh+)

257 I like the vintage look. Much more appealing than the plastic Japanese crotch rockets. I got to ride a friend's Ariel Square Four once. Very smooth bike, nice low seat, easy handling. 1000 cc, but not huge power.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 11:25 PM (kzf+n)

I built a retro mod board track racer for a dude a few years ago. It was a hardtail frame styled similar to the old bikes, it had the low bars, springer front end, barrel style oil tank with the race number he had when racing motocross, and rearward shifter and brake pedals. It has a modern Evo style engine that we stroked and tweaked the shit out of. I custom fitted an old knuckle head air cleaner and some other goodies for the old vibe. Dude wins some big shows with it. Its a cool bike. Modern, yet old.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 29, 2022 11:34 PM (VwHCD)

258 Really weird but I just saw that Padraig fools tweet just as Gutfeld picked it as his tweet of the week.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 29, 2022 11:34 PM (buqBu)

259 Pray for a cure.

Posted by: Theodore

I will pray for Mary Alice, Theodore. God bless you.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 11:35 PM (8gxrg)

260 Only that Musk can get in the way.....

Posted by: Mother Russia at April 29, 2022 11:35 PM (lIzh+)

261 Sigh

Gotta get up early to set up for the yard sale.

'Night, Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 29, 2022 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)

262 And to go further, while you can remember things...the thoughts in your brain today are likely not the same when you were say a kid.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2022 11:20 PM (ESjRY)

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MATERIALIST!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:39 PM (XG2Fi)

263 Atheists generally hate to be called materialists.

I guess I'm a bad person because I generally insist on calling them that

Posted by: 18-1 at April 29, 2022 11:41 PM (ESjRY)

264 I've always liked singles, owned a couple. For some while was a member of the Four Stroke Singles (Keep It Simple, Keep It Single)club My favorite was this: https://tinyurl.com/muce5pzy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 11:41 PM (ug8TC)

265 https://tinyurl.com/34vzh37e

Posted by: illiniwek

Evil is afoot in the world.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 11:41 PM (8gxrg)

266 It is truly a universal right in law. But, that natural right has been twisted to the extent in most places to be purely an arbitrary decision by the state whether you will get to defend yourself or go to prison.

Posted by: whig

"If a fucking paramecium has the right to use lethal force to protect itself and its family, then I do."

Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2022 11:44 PM (8gxrg)

267 Interesting question: If we had the technology to map the position of every subatomic particle in a particular human body at a particular instance, and reproduce it precisely, would the reproduction have the consciousness, personality and memories of the original?

Is consciousness and personhood solely the result of the physical arrangement of subatomic particles?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:45 PM (XG2Fi)

268 Someone explain the store robbery for me. Skate boarders stealing and then become good guys stopping an armed robbery?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 29, 2022 11:45 PM (LG5dc)

269 My iPhone is quite outdated and has trouble holding a charge.

I understand Apple puts bits of code in the iOS that reduce the functionality of iPhones, prompting the user to buy a new one.

So whenever i am particularly irritable with my phone, I'll say to it audibly "I think I'll just get rid of you iPhone and all of your data collection and return back to a prepaid brick phone, perhaps even get a landline and say fuck it altogether", in hopes that the AI in the phones that listens to users has to run an actuarial formula to determine whether Apple would make more money sell me a new phone or keep collecting meta-data on the old one.

Does that make me weird?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 11:46 PM (rqOkr)

270 Seriously, twatter has to go. Just saying, maybe you had a long day.....

Posted by: Some hick at April 29, 2022 11:47 PM (8JU2v)

271 212 I find this strangely compelling viewing: yard care guy cleans up the overgrown yard of a guy in a home after a stroke, gratis:

https://tinyurl.com/45bz8x4z

The guy knows weed wackin' and John Deere mowin'

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at April 29, 2022 11:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
-----------------------

Al Bladez is one of my favorite YT channels. A decent guy putting some good into the world.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at April 29, 2022 11:47 PM (lNHqD)

272 First of all, the British guy is just virtue signaling. He is showing a picture of BB guns, not real guns, and they have those in England as well as here. Second the response just kind of nails all of the elements. The guy's laptop is low on charge because he couldn't find a converter plug, his reflected face is the soyjack NPC face, and outside the window are a couple of happy Pepes playing with guns because this is America, damn it.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 29, 2022 11:49 PM (6jjDB)

273 ALS is pretty brutal too.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2022 11:50 PM (UUBmN)

274 Does that make me weird?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 11:46 PM (rqOkr)

More like rational!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at April 29, 2022 11:51 PM (hOUT3)

275 Berserker - That retro-ride sounds like a long project, and pricey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 11:51 PM (LPX/3)

276 There's a guy who travels the country cutting lawns for elderly, disabled vets, etc and posts his photos and stories online. Think I used to see them on the twatters. Forget the name. Seemed like a pretty cool, very positive guy.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2022 11:51 PM (OTzUX)

277 My iPhone is quite outdated and has trouble holding a charge.

I understand Apple puts bits of code in the iOS that reduce the functionality of iPhones, prompting the user to buy a new one.

So whenever i am particularly irritable with my phone, I'll say to it audibly "I think I'll just get rid of you iPhone and all of your data collection and return back to a prepaid brick phone, perhaps even get a landline and say fuck it altogether", in hopes that the AI in the phones that listens to users has to run an actuarial formula to determine whether Apple would make more money sell me a new phone or keep collecting meta-data on the old one.

Does that make me weird?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 11:46 PM (rqOkr)

No, that doesn't make you weird.

Doesn't do any good, but it doesn't make you weird

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 29, 2022 11:51 PM (sJHOI)

278 Is consciousness and personhood solely the result of the physical arrangement of subatomic particles?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:45 PM (XG2Fi)

How would you know if every day when you wake up, you were a new person, just with the memories of the old person.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 11:52 PM (yQpMk)

279 ALS is pretty brutal too.

That's what got one of my cousins. Beautiful girl.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 29, 2022 11:52 PM (SchxB)

280 @267 Souls and minds occupy different spaces than the physical machines that house them.

That's why we have ghosts. Mike Stoklasa agrees!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 29, 2022 11:52 PM (m0zqP)

281 Rumor has it that Piers Morgan and Chris Wallace are teaming up to sell blowjobs at American truck stops at $20 a copy. Coming soon to an interstate near you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:52 PM (XG2Fi)

282 The time to pack what you need where you are going is before you go.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 11:52 PM (jTmQV)

283 "He bit me."

I'm at the ER to see about infection from the incident last sunday where i got between 2 fighting cats. You have noidea what being bitten by a cat is really like. Then add another cat.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 11:53 PM (pYX4g)

284 Rumor has it that Piers Morgan and Chris Wallace are teaming up to sell blowjobs at American truck stops at $20 a copy. Coming soon to an interstate near you.

Typical of those two to way overestimate their worth.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 29, 2022 11:53 PM (SchxB)

285 How would you know if every day when you wake up, you were a new person, just with the memories of the old person.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 11:52 PM (yQpMk)

--------

Exactly. You would both be the same person.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)

286 "Evil is afoot in the world." Posted by: Sharkman

yeah .. and I think "normalcy bias" keeps the general population asleep, and even "we the informed" don't want to believe/accept they could be so destructive. This leads to denial and inaction.

They have a plan, continue apace.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 11:54 PM (Cus5s)

287 I have wondered before if God hits Hibernate on this universe when he has other stuff he needs to do.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 29, 2022 11:55 PM (yQpMk)

288 Heh. I mentioned Royal Enfield (the Indian ones). Turns out they made a 325 cc Diesel bike called the Taurus, but discontinued it around year 2000. Well, you can buy a nice used one in India for 120,000 rupees or less. One rupee is 0.013 USD. Go figure.

Maybe we should put together a Moron syndicate, and import a container full of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2022 11:55 PM (kzf+n)

289 Rumor has it that Piers Morgan and Chris Wallace are teaming up to sell blowjobs at American truck stops at $20 a copy. Coming soon to an interstate near you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:52 PM (XG2Fi)

*unzips pants*
*holds out nickel*

Posted by: Hobo behind the dumpster at April 29, 2022 11:56 PM (FZ0w4)

290 I'll keep an eye out for anybody wearing Morgan & Wallace souvenir T's.

Posted by: klaftern at April 29, 2022 11:56 PM (taPSh)

291 >>>Suicide?

Something familiar about that story...
https://youtu.be/Ec51smvcsDY

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 29, 2022 11:56 PM (hVqGz)

292 >>> Rumor has it that Piers Morgan and Chris Wallace are teaming up to sell blowjobs at American truck stops at $20 a copy. Coming soon to an interstate near you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2022 11:52 PM (XG2Fi)

That's gonna end when Piers and Chris run outta money.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 11:56 PM (0fVbu)

293 BoJo is a clown, and a catastrophically timed one for the UK, though maybe it was already academic. The comparison photos are great, though.

First strike on Kiev yesterday. One military-related factory (aerospace? hard to tell from russki reports). Also a simple statement that Kalibr (naval cruise missiles) had been used to hit two electrical sub-stations - locations not given. Infrastructure has til now not been a target. Could be getting more interesting.

There are claims that the Russian chief of staff, Gerasimov, is now present in what appears to be the major Russian operation in the east, a drive southeast from Izumi to partially cut off Donbass-region Uke forces. If true, not historically odd for the russkis. During WWII Zhukov and Vasilevsky both repeatedly left Moscow, where they were the top officers in the chain, to oversee major operations. Something not done in western armies.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2022 11:57 PM (OTzUX)

294 Can someone explain the word puzzle to me, pls?

I get what all 4 words are, but what's the point? Or the punchline?

I know there must be a joke there somewhere.

Posted by: mnw at April 30, 2022 12:00 AM (NLIak)

295 That's a good movie. At least they just hinted at the 'wife cheats on kidnapped husband with the Macho man' trope.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

I think Crowe and Ryan were an item while they were filming it. The director cut the sex scene that'd just dropped into his lap and left it as "hinted", as you say. That's nuance I appreciate.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 12:01 AM (8gxrg)

296 Rhomboid, western armies are (were?) generally more politically and competencely more reliable. Ike didn't need to show up to implicitly (or explicitly) threaten Bradley or Patton with death if they didn't get their human wave attacks moving.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:02 AM (pYX4g)

297 So while listening to the tornado sirens this evening sitting on my porch, this occurred in a suburban town 3 miles away. Living in tornado alley is lit y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/y3xkumaz

Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at April 30, 2022 12:03 AM (CQtVS)

298 mnw,
The scrambled letters make your brain think of the naughty word associated with those letters. They are deliberately in that order to make your mind see that and makes it harder to figure out the actual word.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 30, 2022 12:04 AM (UUBmN)

299 Elon Musk once date Amber Heard and, so far, limits himself to tossing snark cookies to Toothy McBigTits on the Twitrage. Think about it. I know, it's like a portal to the Matrix or something.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 30, 2022 12:06 AM (9I3i5)

300 lin-duh

Thx. I don't know the actual words, though.

But thx to you, I understand the concept, anyway.

Posted by: mnw at April 30, 2022 12:07 AM (NLIak)

301 I'm not saying Tater is fat, but he's got more chins than Bitch McConnell's phone book.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 30, 2022 12:08 AM (C89DC)

302 My life is officially a failure.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm

No.

You're now married to your cat.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 12:09 AM (8gxrg)

303 First word is spine

Posted by: lin-duh at April 30, 2022 12:09 AM (UUBmN)

304 I love Ace. No homo. There is a reason I have been here since 2004-ish.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well

*FistBump*

This has been THE place on the Net since 2004.

At least for me.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 12:11 AM (8gxrg)

305 Last word is subtext

Posted by: lin-duh at April 30, 2022 12:12 AM (UUBmN)

306 BoJo is a clown, and a catastrophically timed one for the UK

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I once thought that he might be a great disruptor like Trump. He turned out to be one more giant step toward the once-great UK's ongoing trek toward irrelevance.

Chamberlain laughs from his grave.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2022 12:13 AM (XG2Fi)

307 Rumor has it that Piers Morgan and Chris Wallace are teaming up to sell blowjobs at American truck stops at $20 a copy. Coming soon to an interstate near you.
Posted by: Cicero
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Not even with your dick, no offense.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 30, 2022 12:13 AM (qtwVU)

308 I thought the first word was snipe, like we do here.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2022 12:14 AM (lgeFv)

309 302 My life is officially a failure.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm

No.

You're now married to your cat.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 12:09 AM (8gxrg)

Distinction without a difference?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 30, 2022 12:15 AM (II3Gr)

310 296, sfgoth is correct but in addition, ike was an unblooded commander while Patton had a good combat record. Dont know what Bradley did during WWI. Marshall thought FDR would let him and Ike switch places for the invasion of Europe but FDR would not hear of it. Marshall was another general without much if any combat experience. Patton and MacArthur did.

Theodore, good luck.
Sharkman, yes whether you believe in the Lord as a source or Mother Nature, self defense of yourself and family is a natural right. Locke argued property was a means to preserve your and family life so it was derivative of the right to basically protect the means to extend life.

Posted by: whig at April 30, 2022 12:17 AM (SZk2f)

311 I thought the first word was snipe, like we do here.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2022 12:14 AM (lgeFv)

"peins" would also work. "pein" = the back side of a hammer head.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:17 AM (kzf+n)

312 303 First word is spine
Posted by: lin-duh at April 30, 2022 12:09 AM (UUBmN)

Or pines, for the arboreal types.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 30, 2022 12:18 AM (II3Gr)

313 Snipe=spine
Potato=Patoot

Posted by: lin-duh at April 30, 2022 12:18 AM (UUBmN)

314 ER is so boring, even with a phone, a pad of paper, and a pen. I'd rather be home working on a reply brief, the draft of which is due monday.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:19 AM (pYX4g)

315 Word 3 is ginger

Posted by: lin-duh at April 30, 2022 12:19 AM (UUBmN)

316 If walmart guy wasn't a British pussy hed know that there are adapter kits called wire cutters and electrical tape.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 30, 2022 12:20 AM (buTO7)

317 damn, bros...that letter from the old guy. whao.

Posted by: sockamster at April 30, 2022 12:22 AM (OuH7W)

318 word 2 is scalamadoo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2022 12:22 AM (lgeFv)

319 Beckoning Chasm,
Look up feline agression syndrome, cats that have been relocated often claim territory and will be loving one moment and biting the next. You have to treat it with aversion therapy. If on you , drop them to floor and walk away silently. If done when picking up, drop them and walk away.

We had a cat referred to an actual animal psychologist at a research vet school that had it. Siamese are particularly bad about it while it is more common for dogs.

Posted by: whig at April 30, 2022 12:22 AM (SZk2f)

320 Actually SFGoth I don't think that's the difference. "Human wave attacks" - if by this is meant un- or lightly-armed infantry mass attacks on prepared defenses, or basij-like stuff - were not a significant part of Soviet operations. Ill-advised or incompetently executed things that were similar occurred quite a bit, but there was no need for the top or No. 2 officer in the army to show up to get operations launched.

Zhukov sat in Moscow during most of the disastrous Operation Mars around Rzhev, and relieved commanders from a distance when he wanted. Vasilevsky spent quite a bit of time in the south overseeing Operation Uranus that trapped the 6th Army at Stalingrad, but not because troops or commanders wouldn't follow orders.

If the key operations of the war were taking place not far from Washington, there's a chance the top brass would be seen near the front for key operations.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 30, 2022 12:24 AM (OTzUX)

321 I don't use Twitter, but those of you who do need to do one simple thing that is free and costs you very little time. You should post a poll asking:

If Twitter fired Vijaya Gadde would you:

1. Be more likely to use Twitter and shop with their advertisers?

2. Be less likely to use Twitter and shop with their advertisers?

3. No change in my Twitter use.

Tweet this and retweet everyone else you see posting this poll.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 30, 2022 12:25 AM (rqOkr)

322 I'm back. Hello.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 30, 2022 12:25 AM (52FWR)

323 If walmart guy wasn't a British pussy hed know that there are adapter kits called wire cutters and electrical tape.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 30, 2022 12:20 AM (buTO7)

The power brick for his Brit laptop would probably run on USA 120 volt AC power. Most of those devices now are switching power supplies, and simply self-regulate to give the desired output if their input is within range. You will see devices marked "100 - 240 volts, 50 - 60 hz", and any source within that range will run them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:25 AM (kzf+n)

324 Cicero, bojo was a lying journalist in past career, trump built things. That is a tell. Plus bojo canned dominic in favor of making his key advisor and wife a political floozy star f***er. Trump married a model.

Posted by: whig at April 30, 2022 12:25 AM (SZk2f)

325 sfgoth is correct but in addition, ike was an unblooded commander while Patton had a good combat record. Dont know what Bradley did during WWI. Marshall thought FDR would let him and Ike switch places for the invasion of Europe but FDR would not hear of it. Marshall was another general without much if any combat experience. Patton and MacArthur did.

Posted by: whig

Yes, I remember reading a biography of Marshall, and he WANTED to command Overlord. Marshall had been a staff officer attached to Pershing in WWI, and Pershing thought very highly of him. I don't think Marshall had a combat command, but he was around combat actions, he was not a REMF.
My grandfather (as a corporal) served under Major Patton on the Mexican border stuff in 1916-1917, before we got into the Great War. He was in Europe later (a sergeant), and was in four major actions.
His son (my uncle, a sergeant) served under General Patton as part of 3rd Army (along with 250k other guys) in WWII.
Eisenhower and Patton had been best friends since West Point, but eventually things fell out with them.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 30, 2022 12:26 AM (tjZg/)

326 You're now married to your cat.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 12:09 AM (8gxrg)

Distinction without a difference?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 30, 2022 12:15 AM (II3Gr)

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*snort*

Oops. Sorry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)

327

Answers (highlight) #1Spine #2Lither #3Ginger #4Subtext

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 30, 2022 12:26 AM (63Dwl)

328 I'm out.

Posted by: whig at April 30, 2022 12:26 AM (SZk2f)

329 "BoJo is a clown, and a catastrophically timed one for the UK---------
I once thought that he might be a great disruptor like Trump. He turned out to be one more giant step toward the once-great UK's ongoing trek toward irrelevance.
Chamberlain laughs from his grave."

referring back to the "shadow British Empire" ... does BoJo's "subsequence" (willingness to follow the agenda in order) indicate there is a greater (shadow) force controlling the "old empire"? The "global banking" powers are formidable.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 30, 2022 12:27 AM (Cus5s)

330 #319 - yes. When i first got Prettygirl as a rehome (then spelled Pretty Girl), she would be sweet and suddenly get really feisty. I just upped and walked away. After awhile, she mellowed out. Occasionally she'll lightly nip my leg and run off, but she just wants to be chased and whacked with one of those fabric flails. Her body control, when she's leaping to grab it, is astounding.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:27 AM (pYX4g)

331 Chique,
Where are you headed?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 30, 2022 12:27 AM (UUBmN)

332 I'm back. Hello.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 30, 2022 12:25 AM (52FWR)

You safely reached the Undisclosed Location? Or was the plane turned back due to flying monsters?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:28 AM (kzf+n)

333 The power brick for his Brit laptop would probably run on USA 120 volt AC power. Most of those devices now are switching power supplies, and simply self-regulate to give the desired output if their input is within range. You will see devices marked "100 - 240 volts, 50 - 60 hz", and any source within that range will run them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Some people from our company in Sri Lanka were here, and needed converters. I found them at Best Buy. I've traveled in Asia some, and always had a bagful of converters, wherever I went. This guy is just kind of a dork. And a whiner.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 30, 2022 12:28 AM (tjZg/)

334 lither? I'm not enough of a scrabble play to get that one.

Posted by: me and Indiana Jones at April 30, 2022 12:28 AM (3cGpq)

335 Berserker - That retro-ride sounds like a long project, and pricey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 11:51 PM (LPX/3)

You don't know the half of it. Dude shows up with a total basket case, 2 fucked up engines, and a retro looking chassis that was freshly painted, and says here build this. I looked through all the shit and said well looks like we're building a resto mod board tracker. Took a while, I had to engineer all the shit he had to work together on the bike. It was frigging cool though. I hid the entire wire harness in the frame, which helped with the old racer look which had very little wiring. Took about a year working on and off.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2022 12:30 AM (VwHCD)

336 ER is so boring, even with a phone, a pad of paper, and a pen. I'd rather be home working on a reply brief, the draft of which is due monday.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:19 AM (pYX4g)

Now is the time to regale SFGoth with convoluted tales, so gnarled that he soon begs for the sweet relief of antibiotics.

Posted by: pookysgirl hath proclaim-ed Storytime at April 30, 2022 12:30 AM (XKZwp)

337 lither? I'm not enough of a scrabble play to get that one.
Posted by: me and Indiana Jones at April 30, 2022 12:28 AM (3cGpq)

More lithe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:30 AM (kzf+n)

338 318 word 2 is scalamadoo.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 30, 2022 12:22 AM (lgeFv)

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The legendary dish featuring scallops, calamari and dogshit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2022 12:30 AM (XG2Fi)

339 336 ER is so boring, even with a phone, a pad of paper, and a pen. I'd rather be home working on a reply brief, the draft of which is due monday.

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Forget it. Nobody ever reads reply briefs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2022 12:31 AM (XG2Fi)

340 Ah, the Middle Kingdom - just notching Ws after Ws:

@JohnFromCranber 10m

Beijing Begins Locking Down Schools, Businesses, Residential Districts

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2022 12:33 AM (IEa8U)

341 Forget it. Nobody ever reads reply briefs.

Posted by: Cicero

"Everything that guy just said is bullshit!"

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 12:34 AM (8gxrg)

342 It does beg the question whether or not the nomenklatura of China actually believes their own propaganda. I mean it's possible at some point the ruling cadre becomes a paranoid class, yes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2022 12:34 AM (IEa8U)

343 Rhomboid, early in the war, and until supply was worked out, soviet follow-on echelons were unarmed - they were to get weapons off the dead during battle. For most of the war, soviet infantry had very little in the way of unit tactics and were slaughtered wholesale by German machine guns and artillery. There were just a lot more soviets. If the armies were anywhere near parity in troop strength, ussr would've lost. As it is, they lost so many men of fighting age (hence, reproductive age), it screwed them demographically after the war.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:34 AM (pYX4g)

344 Off cafe sock.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at April 30, 2022 12:35 AM (3cGpq)

345 My life is officially a failure.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm

No.

You're now married to your cat.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 12:09 AM (8gxrg)

Distinction without a difference?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 30, 2022 12:15 AM (II3Gr)

My brother says cats are just little women in fur coats. lol. Yeah he has a cat.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2022 12:35 AM (VwHCD)

346 I'm already on clindamycin.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:36 AM (pYX4g)

347 Some people from our company in Sri Lanka were here, and needed converters. I found them at Best Buy. I've traveled in Asia some, and always had a bagful of converters, wherever I went. This guy is just kind of a dork. And a whiner.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 30, 2022 12:28 AM (tjZg/)

I just looked at the power brick for an old HP laptop. "Input: 100 - 240 volts AC, 1.6 amp, 50 - 60 Hz"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:36 AM (kzf+n)

348 My brother says cats are just little women in fur coats. lol. Yeah he has a cat.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2022 12:35 AM (VwHCD)

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Creeeep-peeee

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2022 12:36 AM (XG2Fi)

349 Fauda is a solid series on Netflix. If follows an Israeli counter terrorism group whose greatest asset is they grew in the jumbled mixed neighborhoods and can speak Arabic and know Arab culture like a native because they are essentially just that. This is their greatest asset. You can also say they have flexible practices. From what I have read about this Israeli production is it is so accurate in what is depicted that it triggered serious discussion about shutting down the show. It is a good watch.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 30, 2022 12:36 AM (9I3i5)

350 337 Yes. My cat is lither than my pet rock.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 30, 2022 12:38 AM (VTw5m)

351 I'm going to have to get either my neighbor mechanic or the nearby independent small shop to check out my pickup soon. Its leaking antifreeze when it runs. I don't think when parked but its the truck, its always in the dirt so a small amount wouldn't be noticeable.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at April 30, 2022 12:38 AM (3cGpq)

352 "Everything that guy just said is bullshit!"
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 12:34 AM (8gxrg)

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I had a senior partner who thought that was the most hilarious scene ever written.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2022 12:40 AM (XG2Fi)

353 Boris looks as if he was wearing armor protection under his shirt.

Posted by: Davod at April 30, 2022 12:40 AM (fGRf+)

354 We were talking about those old gasoline washing machine engines the other night. I went to the Red Deer Swap Meet today, and found an Iron Horse engine for twenty bucks, so it came home with me. Not seized, but no compression. Might have stuck valves. Also got 4 steel pan tractor seats for 20 bucks. One will go on my tractor, the rest will become stools.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:41 AM (kzf+n)

355 You waited until Friday evening and went to ER instead of getting that hand looked at early in the day Goth? Well that makes me feel better about my various procrastinating.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at April 30, 2022 12:42 AM (3cGpq)

356 ER is so boring, even with a phone, a pad of paper, and a pen. I'd rather be home working on a reply brief, the draft of which is due monday.
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One strategy would be to fall to the floor, moaning. If that doesn't work, try a feigned screaming in pain. If security shows up, or some guy with a dart gun,...probably better to abandon that approach.

Just random thoughts.

BTW, I never go *anywhere* without a book these days, particularly any sort of medical office.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:43 AM (Fk2FG)

357 I'm going to have to get either my neighbor mechanic or the nearby independent small shop to check out my pickup soon. Its leaking antifreeze when it runs. I don't think when parked but its the truck, its always in the dirt so a small amount wouldn't be noticeable.
Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at April 30, 2022 12:38 AM (3cGpq)

Sniff the tailpipe while the engine is idling. If it has a sugary-sweet odor, the engine is burning antifreeze, which is a sign of blown head gasket or internal leak of some sort.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:44 AM (kzf+n)

358 Sniff the tailpipe while the engine is idling. If it has a sugary-sweet odor, the engine is burning antifreeze, which is a sign of blown head gasket or internal leak of some sort.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:44 AM (kzf+n)

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I was going to suggest slapping a hot iron to it, but nevermind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2022 12:45 AM (XG2Fi)

359 You safely reached the Undisclosed Location? Or was the plane turned back due to flying monsters?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 12:28 AM (kzf+n)

Yes, I am waiting to be whisked to my secret meeting with Putin.

Lin-duh, Raleigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 30, 2022 12:48 AM (52FWR)

360 #aocloveselon is now trending on Twatter.

I love it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2022 12:49 AM (bW8dp)

361 I was going to suggest slapping a hot iron to it, but nevermind.
Posted by: Cicero
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However, might work for an infected cat bite

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:49 AM (kKXQR)

362 Parking is free after 6. Otherwise it's at least $8/hour, if there's space. This is not a drama-filled ER location. It's just slow.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:51 AM (pYX4g)

363 Yikes. I hope it aint that AOP. I didn't notice such an odor hooking up the trailer today but I will try that tomorrow, actually sniffing the tailpipe. Hopefully it just needs some hoses or maybe the radiator replaced because its leaking when its under pressure from the engine heat.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at April 30, 2022 12:51 AM (3cGpq)

364 > If walmart guy wasn't a British pussy hed know that there are adapter kits called wire cutters and electrical tape.

I once fixed a prototype in a Hampton Inn using a soldering iron and solder I bought at Radio Shack.

Left the iron and solder behind, so the TSA monkey wouldn't get confused by them being in my carry-on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2022 12:52 AM (bW8dp)

365 Uber driver is maskless and had better not Narc on me like one did after I tipped him. (They don't tell you who.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 30, 2022 12:52 AM (52FWR)

366 Raleigh.
Posted by: chique l'African
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*?!*

What? You're going to be only four hours away, and we're not having coffee?

[pouts]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:53 AM (LPX/3)

367 My first cat and my ex's cat were/are very much dudes. They were/are, in no way, chicks in fur coats. They both like to rumble like boys.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:53 AM (pYX4g)

368 > If we had the technology to map the position of every subatomic particle in a particular human body at a particular instance, and reproduce it precisely

I see a small problem here...

Posted by: Werner Heisenberg at April 30, 2022 12:54 AM (bW8dp)

369 One strategy would be to fall to the floor, moaning. If that doesn't work, try a feigned screaming in pain. If security shows up, or some guy with a dart gun,...probably better to abandon that approach.

You could do what I did at Urgent Care. Pass out and fall face first into the floor. It did get their attention.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 30, 2022 12:55 AM (SchxB)

370
What? You're going to be only four hours away, and we're not having coffee?

[pouts]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:53 AM (LPX/3)

LOL I'd you don't mind sharing, where are you located? I'm planning to resume my road trips at some point and coffee sounds fun if I'm in the area.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 30, 2022 12:55 AM (52FWR)

371 sleep beckons. Good night horde.

Posted by: PaleRider, Simple Irredeemable at April 30, 2022 12:55 AM (3cGpq)

372 I should've brought my Thorsten Veblen book....

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 12:55 AM (pYX4g)

373 it just needs some hoses or maybe the radiator replaced because its leaking when its under pressure from the engine heat.
Posted by: PaleRider
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Water pump is always a possibility.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:56 AM (LPX/3)

374 would have been here earlier, but wife wanted to "talk". Okay, we talked, not so bad. not as good as the ONT, though.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2022 12:56 AM (r46W7)

375 > They were/are, in no way, chicks in fur coats.

Agreed. Male cats (even if neutered) are very clearly male, in my experience. Same with females.

Take that, "gender is a social construction" whackjobs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2022 12:57 AM (bW8dp)

376 I should've brought my Thorsten Veblen book....
Posted by: SFGoth
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Ha! A 'leisurely' read.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:57 AM (LPX/3)

377 LOL I'd you don't mind sharing, where are you located? I'm planning to resume my road trips at some point and coffee sounds fun if I'm in the area.
Posted by: chique l'African
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Four hours west, in the mountains. Asheville.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:59 AM (r0Wry)

378 > Ha! A 'leisurely' read.

Veblen good.

Also: Marx bad.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 30, 2022 01:00 AM (bW8dp)

379 I had a senior partner who thought that was the most hilarious scene ever written.

Posted by: Cicero

I started law school in 1992, the year that movie came out. Was fun to have that in your head as you buckled down to study for three long years . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 01:01 AM (8gxrg)

380 348 My brother says cats are just little women in fur coats. lol. Yeah he has a cat.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 30, 2022 12:35 AM (VwHCD)

also, all little cats think they're Great Big Cats. Which is what makes them so funny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2022 01:02 AM (r46W7)

381 Between my two Siamese males, I was bitten many times. I don't mean little love bites, but full-on deep puncture wounds. Buggers have impressive canines. In no case was there any warning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:02 AM (r0Wry)

382 Four hours west, in the mountains. Asheville.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:59 AM (r0Wry)

Visited there on my first road trip. It's beautiful there.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 30, 2022 01:03 AM (52FWR)

383 382 Four hours west, in the mountains. Asheville.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 12:59 AM (r0Wry)

Visited there on my first road trip. It's beautiful there.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 30, 2022 01:03 AM (52FWR)

Same thoughts here. I'd love to be able to drive the length of the Blue Ridge Parkway sometime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2022 01:04 AM (r46W7)

384 Pass out and fall face first into the floor. It did get their attention.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Ah, see? It works. Sounds like you were lucky to get there. What was the problem...I mean, I assume it wasn't Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:05 AM (r0Wry)

385 Between my two Siamese males, I was bitten many times. I don't mean little love bites, but full-on deep puncture wounds. Buggers have impressive canines. In no case was there any warning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:02 AM (r0Wry)

Pure breed Siamese used to be very aggressive cats; my brother had a neutered male one back in the '60s that would bite anyone, including himself. But like pure breed Doberman pinschers, it appears as if a lot of the aggression has been bred out of them over the years. Don't know what to say about chihuahuas, though, as for a small pure breed dog they seem overly aggressive and yap their fool heads off.

Posted by: RickZ at April 30, 2022 01:11 AM (ldL4g)

386 Bttusex?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 30, 2022 01:11 AM (xNy4G)

387 Hey, i started law school in 1992.

Mike, nice one.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 01:13 AM (pYX4g)

388 Ah, see? It works. Sounds like you were lucky to get there. What was the problem...I mean, I assume it wasn't Val-U-Rite.

Fever spiked during my bout with the 'rona. They shit themselves because passing out can be a sign of a heart condition. It wasn't.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 30, 2022 01:17 AM (SchxB)

389 Same thoughts here. I'd love to be able to drive the length of the Blue Ridge Parkway sometime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 30, 2022 01:04 AM (r46W7)

I've only driven the part of the Blue Ridge Parkway between Afton Mountain (I-64) and US 460. It's beautiful but don't do that drive in possible icing conditions. On that twisty-turny road, the side guard 'barriers' leave a lot to be desired -- when they exist at all. At that altitude, icing conditions are a lot later/earlier in the year than one might think.

Posted by: RickZ at April 30, 2022 01:18 AM (ldL4g)

390 Posted by: RickZ at April 30, 2022 01:18 AM (ldL4g)

Just ordered a new 2SS LT1 Camaro... sunroof...

JUST for road trips I'm planning to take, while I'm still young enough to enjoy them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2022 01:30 AM (oHd/0)

391 "Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even if he didn't pull the trigger."

Alec Baldwin wishes!

Posted by: Henry at April 30, 2022 01:34 AM (pm0Yy)

392 At that altitude, icing conditions are a lot later/earlier in the year than one might think.
Posted by: RickZ
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heh. Well, I consider Floridians to be the greatest danger, with northern mid-westerners being a close second. It's like they've never experienced curves, switchbacks, and changes in elevation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:34 AM (LPX/3)

393 ER in real life is like trials in real life. Boring as fuck.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 30, 2022 01:35 AM (xNy4G)

394 ER in real life is like trials in real life. Boring as fuck.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
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Pro Tip: Arrive in an ambulance, receive prompt attention. Of course, you may be unconscious and bleeding, but WTH...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:37 AM (HAeoF)

395 ay, the seat next to me is empty!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 29, 2022 10:45

Awesome chique, have a good flight.

Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2022 01:37 AM (55Qr6)

396 Well, getting late. I am going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2022 01:37 AM (eeIvq)

397 heh. Well, I consider Floridians to be the greatest danger, with northern mid-westerners being a close second. It's like they've never experienced curves, switchbacks, and changes in elevation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:34 AM (LPX/3)

Yeah, driving to Colorado next week to see my boy... looks like I'll hit a rain storm right about the time I hit Glenwood canyon... will be.. interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 30, 2022 01:38 AM (oHd/0)

398 'Night AOP

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:39 AM (HAeoF)

399 63 ... the Brits have now descended to talks about registering kitchen knives and such.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 10:20 PM

And narwhal tusks!
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That's a good group and the female singer is excellent.

Posted by: Ciampino at April 30, 2022 01:46 AM (qfLjt)

400 381 Between my two Siamese males, I was bitten many times. I don't mean little love bites, but full-on deep puncture wounds. Buggers have impressive canines. In no case was there any warning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:02 AM (r0Wry)

If they had been my cats, they would have been dead cats. No f'in way I let any animal bite me and live.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 30, 2022 01:49 AM (LOVUx)

401 heh. Well, I consider Floridians to be the greatest danger, with northern mid-westerners being a close second. It's like they've never experienced curves, switchbacks, and changes in elevation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 01:34 AM (LPX/3)

On one vacation in mid-September, I visited Mt. Washington in NH. At the base, it was around 85 degrees. Bought a ride on the 'for tourists' van with the heavy-duty gears and brakes. When we got to the summit, it was around freezing, over a 50 degree drop.

Back when I was toodling around southwest Virginia, if I saw a car without NC, VA or WV plates in the mountains, I gave them a wide berth, even in summer. I remember going over East River Mountain on US 460 often as a kid (as I had family on both sides; now it's a tunnel on I-77). It was two-lane with many a blind curve. On the Virginia side, which seemed like a 30 to 45 minute base to summit journey, one didn't trust oncoming traffic to stay in their lane so you took the blind curves around huge boulders gingerly, especially coming down as being forced off the road and rolling down the mountain would not be fun.

Posted by: RickZ at April 30, 2022 01:54 AM (ldL4g)

402 I visited Mt. Washington in NH.
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I rode up Mt. Washington on a motorcycle. I was impressed by the crampon-scarred wooden stairs up at the headquarters, and...the chained-down building.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 02:01 AM (Fk2FG)

403 I rode up Mt. Washington on a motorcycle. I was impressed by the crampon-scarred wooden stairs up at the headquarters, and...the chained-down building.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 02:01 AM (Fk2FG)

Yeah, well, when the top wind speed recorded was 231 m.p.h., tying a building down seems prudent; I thought that wind speed was rather impressive though I would NOT have wanted to experience it -- in a building tied down or not. Even Hurricane Camille (1969) didn't have that wind speed.

Posted by: RickZ at April 30, 2022 02:06 AM (ldL4g)

404 About a half hour ago I decided to make bagels. I guess I'm awake.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2022 02:12 AM (dscaa)

405 Wanted to see what funny stuff Weird Dave had, don't need to be up yet.

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2022 02:13 AM (2JoB8)

406 97 Great News Everybody! I have been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.

Its a major award.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 10:33 PM (lgeFv)

Mixing Christmas movies tonight, are we?

Next is a Die Hard reference?

(What??? It's a Christmas movie....)

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at April 30, 2022 02:16 AM (7SwmH)

407 Knock knock

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2022 02:19 AM (dscaa)

408 *water gently falls in the distance*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2022 02:32 AM (dNqv+)

409 A cricket jumps

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2022 02:38 AM (dscaa)

410 *the pitter patter and faint squeak of garret*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2022 02:44 AM (dNqv+)

411 *the Moon blows up without warning and for no apparent reason*

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 02:48 AM (8gxrg)

412 *the Moon blows up without warning and for no apparent reason*
Posted by: Sharkman
__

I watched a movie with that very premise a while back.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 30, 2022 02:56 AM (TQezW)

413 Knock knock

Posted by: ...

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM . . . BAM BAM . . . BAM . . . PING

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 03:00 AM (8gxrg)

414 *the Moon blows up without warning and for no apparent reason*
Posted by: Sharkman

SevenEves by Neal Stephenson uses that as the starting point for this novel. Let's just say 'it would be life ending'.

Not his best work, but entertaining.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 30, 2022 03:07 AM (F0YaR)

415 I watched a movie with that very premise a while back.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet

It's also the first sentence of a very cool book by Neal Stephenson called "Seveneves", which I just reminded myself I need to read again. The Moon blows up and the shards rain down on Earth and obliterate humanity. Enough time passes from the exploding moon to the obliteration of the Earth for people to shoot a bunch of rockets into space, one of which is carrying millions of frozen human ovum, and humanity ends up saving itself by creating a civilization in orbit around the dead Earth.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 03:10 AM (8gxrg)

416 Hi SMH.

Posted by: ... at April 30, 2022 03:15 AM (dscaa)

417 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

415: That's one of the backstories that the brilliant anime Cowboy Beebop covers a bit. Just hints here and there and it's a major backdrop during the series.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 30, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv)

418 Hey ellipses. : )

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 30, 2022 03:25 AM (TQezW)

419 Gonna be on overnight IV antibiotic drip. Sigh.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 03:31 AM (hGtZP)

420 And i'm hungry.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 03:32 AM (hGtZP)

421 SFG - Any attention from the medicos yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 03:34 AM (3kpeI)

422 Oh, never mind, I see. Drip. Does that mean overnight in the hospital, I assume?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 03:36 AM (HDkjT)

423 Yeah. Sucks.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 03:38 AM (hGtZP)

424 And i'm hungry.

Posted by: SFGoth

*shoves medium rare filet mignon, garlic mashed potatoes and braised asparagus spears through USB port to SFGoth, along with bottle of [drink of choice]*

Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 03:39 AM (8gxrg)

425 Yeah. Sucks.
Posted by: SFGoth
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On the upside, you'll probably get to keep the hand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 30, 2022 03:43 AM (kKXQR)

426 The last great Western was Open Range. 310 to Yuma was good if the context rang true. "The Jack Bull" is a fave of mine. It has libertarian motifs like Open Range.

They keep playing Pale Rider over and over on broadcast tv. It is a good flick with many flaws
The best part is the good guy and bad
Guy could not have been more perfectly cast.

Posted by: Quint at April 30, 2022 03:45 AM (9Nf6B)

427 The last great Western was Open Range.
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Wait until you see my great new western. It's a blast!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 30, 2022 03:48 AM (Kawbo)

428 Thanks Sharky, good (i'll have a balvenie doublewood) but asparagus is disgusting.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 03:48 AM (hGtZP)

429 Unforgiven is an odd one. 2 hours of boredom transformed by the last 15 mins.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2022 03:52 AM (dNqv+)

430 Pale Rider had a very svelt Chris Penn. Penn was a legit acting talent on the level of Phillip S. Hoffman. That poor guy got really unhealthy. His last movies showed that. I don't know the reason, and I am not judging, but that guy was a Hell of an actor.

Posted by: Quint at April 30, 2022 03:55 AM (9Nf6B)

431 429, I liked it. English Bob and Hackman were the best by far. I do wonder what the film means to types that didn't watch the previous ten Eastwood Westerns.

Posted by: Quint at April 30, 2022 03:59 AM (9Nf6B)

432 No reason to get up, wait to see if motivated or not

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2022 04:06 AM (2JoB8)

433 (S//REL TO USA. FVEY) Zod runs FVEY.
Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2022 10:52 PM (x8kT3)

Last time i checked the SCG, that was specifically marked as

(TS//REL TO USA. FVEY) Zod runs FVEY

and was marked XGDS 1, 2, 3

Posted by: Fox2! at April 30, 2022 04:10 AM (qyH+l)

434 I aten't dead.

Tech thread will be along shortly.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2022 04:15 AM (MqQvv)

435 434 I aten't dead.

Tech thread will be along shortly.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 30, 2022 04:15 AM (MqQvv)

The boss is in the ONT.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2022 04:17 AM (ZpkZT)

436 432 No reason to get up, wait to see if motivated or not
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2022 04:06 AM (2JoB8

Well, there's:

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings

Posted by: m at April 30, 2022 04:18 AM (ZpkZT)

437 413 Knock knock
Posted by: ...

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM . . . BAM BAM . . . BAM . . . PING
Posted by: Sharkman at April 30, 2022 03:00 AM (8gxrg

LOL

Posted by: m at April 30, 2022 04:19 AM (ZpkZT)

438 Coffee and French Toast whenever I do

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2022 04:20 AM (2JoB8)

439 419 Gonna be on overnight IV antibiotic drip. Sigh.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 30, 2022 03:31 AM (hGtZP

Sorry.

Posted by: m at April 30, 2022 04:25 AM (ZpkZT)

440 Unforgiven was a gre
at film. There were great performances from top to bottom. Really all of the main actors were ex excellent.
When it came out, many saw it as an apology by Eastwood for his previous films. But really the movie stood alone. He did many Westerns the that were easily as good.

The thing about Eastwood Westerns is he he is always the center. Whether it be The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly or Pale Rider. Every Eastwood aWestern became eveven more about him. I think Pale Rider was the epitome, but the rest were all tied for second.

Posted by: Quint at April 30, 2022 04:28 AM (9Nf6B)

441
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2022 04:45 AM (DUIap)

442 Wasting time might as well get moving

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2022 04:48 AM (2JoB8)

443 Alton Everyone everywhere is asleep or drunk and passed out I think

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2022 04:59 AM (2JoB8)

444 I'm eating a sausage patty and its impolite to post when one's mouth is full....

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2022 05:00 AM (arJlL)

445 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2022 05:01 AM (arJlL)

446 Got pot of coffees on, waiting as it will be awhile.

Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2022 05:04 AM (2JoB8)

447
got far to drive today, Skip?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 30, 2022 05:06 AM (DUIap)

448 There's a NOOD !

Posted by: JT at April 30, 2022 05:07 AM (arJlL)

449 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at April 30, 2022 05:32 AM (ZpkZT)

450 Ah, the great antibiotic drip (IV). Spent a whole week in a hospital alone in a room. They isolated me for some reason. Every 6 hours no matter day or night. Try and sleep and on come the lights for changing the bag...worse week you could possibly have when your not really sick. Bag empties, then the alarm and eventually someone comes and turns off the alarm. All for a Urinary Infection.

Posted by: Colin at April 30, 2022 06:08 AM (YVx1O)

451 In case you couldn't tell, Wei Wu is basically a Titania McGrath-type account.

Posted by: Liberty at April 30, 2022 10:33 AM (AAAdo)

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