Report: No One Likes Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit

Well, I mean, taking "Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit" as a synecdoche for Kamala Harris, I stand by that headline.

#Smart, Victor Davis Hanson-endorsed blog.

At RealClearPolitics, we learn that line about Joe Biden not being in any danger of being infected by Kamala's Kovid because the two are "not in close contact" wasn't just a dry medical fact.

It was a boast.

Biden Promised Harris Lunch 'Once a Week.' They've Had Two This Year
By Philip Wegmann

Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.

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And yet, according to a review of the president's public schedule by RealClearPolitics, Biden and Harris have only sat down to lunch twice this year, a significant drop when compared to the 12 times they shared the meal together by this same point last year.

I'm not sure Kamala Harris is broke-down crying about not getting to have lunch with Grand Patriarch Felonyfingers over here, either.

Can you imagine this guy trying to eat solid food? Can you imagine the noises and the grinding and the spray and the jetsam?

Think about it. And think about why the only thing you see him eating publicly is the semi-solid ice cream.

And you never see him chomping into the cone. Curious,, that.

And the stories? Having to just sit there and endure and endless stream of fictions and fabrications and straight-up lies and Grandfatherly Advice and inappropriately sexual remarks disguised as the former and having to just smile and nod and pretend to believe it all? Shit about mind-wrestling Corn-Pop and being an All-American Wing-Back for Notre Dame and turning down the Heisman Trophy to highlight the Civil Rights movement and being the original drummer for Counting Crows and how he summitted Everest in Nineteen Hundred and Augthty-Naught wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a love-locket given to him by a Parisian flapper dancer named Marie Curie, would you believe it?, Marie Curie, no I'm serious, listen to me, I'm the one who told her "I think there's something weird about this glowing rock, cover up your tits and look into this," and how the entire premise of Knight Rider was based on his years at University of Delaware Law school and "here let me adjust your underwear for you, Sweatheart."

Nah, she's not missing her Lunches with Lunchbox Joe, either.

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM

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1 1st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2022 01:53 PM (RkC6l)

2 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

3 The Clap is even trying to find an offramp.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 29, 2022 01:53 PM (QYPq3)

4 Good afternoon everyone.

No, not even with, how you say, The Paolo's xxxx.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2022 01:53 PM (nnLls)

5 Oddly, "Clapped out Snizzbiscuit" was Grand Patriarch Felonyfingers' biggest hit in 1981

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

6 BTW, I'm told "offramp" is the new hot slang term for running away.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 29, 2022 01:54 PM (QYPq3)

7 The Otters have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 29, 2022 01:54 PM (RkC6l)

8 Well, I mean, taking "Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit" as a synecdoche for Kamala Harris, I stand by that headline.

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Headline cruel.

8/10.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

9 I saw Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit open for Limp Biscuit at the DCCC right before they tore it down.

Posted by: Lincoln Project Man Boy Love Associates at April 29, 2022 01:54 PM (yrol0)

10 Afternoon.

Nasty clapped-out snizzbuscuit? Who makes that, Pillsbury?

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 01:54 PM (GC1U1)

11 Favorite headline of he day... so far.

Posted by: Inogame at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (53oGX)

12 lol, Ace

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

13 Anyone else want to shove those shades up Joe's ass?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (buqBu)

14 I saw The Clapped Out SnizzBuiscuit Open for Uncle Cracker back in 98!

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (NNKAj)

15 Love locket?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)

16
"#Smart, Victor Davis Hanson-endorsed blog."

"NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SEZ!"

- - Fredo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (s2VJv)

17 Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.
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Where is the constant coverage - and criticism - of his dietary choices? That's what the press does, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

18 10 Afternoon.

Nasty clapped-out snizzbuscuit? Who makes that, Pillsbury?
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 01:54 PM (GC1U1)

poppin unfresh!

Posted by: Lincoln Project Man Boy Love Associates at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (yrol0)

19 My favorite Counting Crows story is about the singer's fake dread flying through the air and bouncing off the snare drum.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (vuisn)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Look, this might not actually represent any ill will toward Kamala by Joe. I imagine Obama had lunch with him like 12 times period in his lifetime, and he thinks that's just how the VP and president interact.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

22 I'd enjoy watching Joe choke to death on a chicken wing.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (RP+Jx)

23 Wow, Marie Curie was a slut. Who knew?

Posted by: huerfano at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (MzKgG)

24 Snizzbiscuit. Isn't that a band with Fred Durst?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Having lunch with Kamala would be like having lunch with that dumb slut in college who fucked every guy but you and now is old and fading but still annoying and a reminder that she fucked everyone but you. Hard pass.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

26 Ace, this is clearly disinformation.

She has a SnizzMuffin, not a SnizzBiscuit.

Let's hope the DHS doesn't come knocking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (47w2Q)

27 How many playdates did he promise?

Posted by: BignJames at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (AwYPR)

28 'Nineteen Hundred and Augthty-Naught'

So... 1980?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (dNqv+)

29 off boyfuckers sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (yrol0)

30 Think about it. And think about why the only thing you see him eating publicly is the semi-solid ice cream.

And you never see him chomping into the cone. Curious,, that.

he has people to do that for him.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 29, 2022 01:56 PM (edU/H)

31 classic ace

Posted by: zvi at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (Eazuh)

32 I did it all for nookie, the nookie…..

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (VFRtP)

33 And the stories? Having to just sit there and endure and endless stream of fictions and fabrications and straight-up lies and Grandfatherly Advice and inappropriately sexual remarks disguised as the former and having to just smile and nod and pretend to believe it all? Shit about mind-wrestling Corn-Pop and being an All-American Wing-Back for Notre Dame and turning down the Heisman Trophy to highlight the Civil Rights movement and being the original drummer for Counting Crows and how he summitted Everest in Nineteen Hundred and Augthty-Naught wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a love-locket given to him by a Parisian flapper dancer named Marie Curie, would you believe it?, Marie Curie, no I'm serious, listen to me, I'm the one who told her "I think there's something weird about this glowing rock, cover up your tits and look into this," and how the entire premise of Knight Rider was based on his years at University of Delaware Law school and "here let me adjust your underwear for you, Sweatheart."

All the impact of the Tom Nichols obit, in one hilarious 'graph!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (s2VJv)

34 In the White House Rose Garden there's a picnic table where Joe and Kamala share a Hot Pocket and a can of Fresca.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (vuisn)

35 My theory is that prior to the election they promised Harris that Biden would step back and allow her to be the face of the admin, but instead they're cutting her out of the loop. My guess is they've realized that a) she's a moron and b) no one in the admin will keep their jobs once she takes over, so they're fighting like hell to keep that from happening.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (zMY2d)

36 I shall purchase Kamala Harris and fill her with jellybeans.

So let it be written...

Posted by: Elon Musk at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (dsbE2)

37 What a pair of leaders

Posted by: Zeera at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (HFjPL)

38 And the stories? Having to just sit there and endure and endless stream of fictions and fabrications and straight-up lies and Grandfatherly Advice and inappropriately sexual remarks disguised as the former and having to just smile and nod and pretend to believe it all? Shit about mind-wrestling Corn-Pop and being an All-American Wing-Back for Notre Dame and turning down the Heisman Trophy to highlight the Civil Rights movement and being the original drummer for Counting Crows and how he summitted Everest in Nineteen Hundred and Augthty-Naught wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a love-locket given to him by a Parisian flapper dancer named Marie Curie, would you believe it?, Marie Curie, no I'm serious, listen to me, I'm the one who told her "I think there's something weird about this glowing rock, cover up your tits and look into this," and how the entire premise of Knight Rider was based on his years at University of Delaware Law school and "here let me adjust your underwear for you, Sweatheart."
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That might be a top-10 paragraph, even on this site with more top-10 paragraphs than ony other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (DU+/6)

39 C'mon, Joe! I'll bring the ice cream! Any kind you want!

Posted by: Kamala Snizzbiscuit at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (buqBu)

40 "here let me adjust your underwear for you, Sweatheart."

Insert George Conanza meme "was that wrong" meme here

Posted by: Scott_T at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (2waQ7)

41 Still laughing at the line about Joe and Bam really getting things done, LMAO..... Joey McBrainmush and the Lightworker... oh man, hilarious.

Posted by: Inogame at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (53oGX)

42 I get my daily Cruelty from AceofSpadesHQ.

AceofSpadesHQ Cruelty.

Cruelty sourced only from the finest, Free-Range Artisan Ewoks and delivered to you Fresh each Day.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hansen at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (NNKAj)

43 24 Snizzbiscuit. Isn't that a band with Fred Durst?

possibly. i may have seem them open for case of the clams, but that was a wild, wild weekend.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (edU/H)

44 32 I did it all for nookie, the nookie…..
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (VFRtP)

"Kiss my ass goodbye,
and point me toward a tweener . . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (s2VJv)

45 I don't believe Biden likes black folk.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (dsbE2)

46 The last time Khlamydia broke bread, the tortillas fell into the Rio Grande and ended up in the Gulf.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (LkM8p)

47 Biden with brain freeze would be...

Hearing the POTUS wail in horror and terror. Damn.

Thanks for that image, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (dNqv+)

48 35 My theory is that prior to the election they promised Harris that Biden would step back and allow her to be the face of the admin, but instead they're cutting her out of the loop. My guess is they've realized that a) she's a moron and b) no one in the admin will keep their jobs once she takes over, so they're fighting like hell to keep that from happening.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (zMY2d)

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It boggles my mind that anyone who spent more than five minutes with her over her entire life had any inclination that she was anything other than dumb as a post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

49 Are Veeps ever in close contact with The Big Guy?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (3vQN0)

50 Lunchbox Joe has been reduced to Lunchables Joe.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (TNyrE)

51 Considering the Democrat party has devolved into a series of middle school dramas, involving a bunch of midwits fighting for position, this would almost be a ripe time for the R party to go on the offensive.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (NWBBy)

52 “I’M BACK! #COVFEFE,” Trump wrote on the platform, which he founded and is owned by Trump Media & Technology Group.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (bg3iC)

53 This will come as a shock to Chris Cillizza.

Of course, everything comes a shock to that retard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (h7OA3)

54 A "working lunch" between Oatmeal Brains and the BJ Queen must be surreal. She's a dumb slag who giggles and fakes her way through everything because she refuses to study, and he's a demented old idiot with delusions of grandeur.

By the end of the meal, they probably agree that they had a grand old time when she fluffed him prior to his rogering of Susan B. Anthony.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (DU+/6)

55 Interesting chart going around Twitter this morning: people in the UK now pay about the same amount out-of-pocket for medical care as Americans. And they get much worse care, as we've all heard.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (ZGrMX)

56 Damn, Ace, that last paragraph is something else. I mean, you could have made it half that length and it would have been gold. This one? I don't know. What's better than gold? Lithium? Some rare earth element necessary for EV batteries?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (a/dOO)

57 Could you imagine VP SnizzBiscuit cackling for two minutes some some asparagus stuck in her teeth?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (47w2Q)

58 Counting Crows was one of those bands who had a couple songs I liked but I wanted to punch in the face. Too much of that in the mid-90s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

59 I shall purchase Kamala Harris and fill her with jellybeans.

So let it be written...
Posted by: Elon Musk at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (dsbE2)

Now I have to know how one gets a jelly bean out of her.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (GC1U1)

60 I don't believe FJB was VP.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (bg3iC)

61 Joe mumbling idiocies, and Kamala Kackling ... yeah, leaders of the Free World displaying their acumen would be "damaging to America" ... except it is no secret, the world knows others are running the show.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (Cus5s)

62 Willie Nelson is still on the White House roof, peering over the edge and slowly shaking his head.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (vuisn)

63 I don't believe Biden likes black folk.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (dsbE2)

I doubt Kamala does either

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (xhaym)

64 Snizzbiscuit

Heard whores would shake up a coke and douche with it. If she tried that trick it'd be like dropping a menthos freshmaker into a pop bottle.
FOOOOSH

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (BplZV)

65 Insert George Conanza meme "was that wrong" meme here
Posted by: Scott_T at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (2waQ7)

Guy shows up to work with 2 black eyes.
What happened?
Lady in pew front of me dress was up in her ass crack.
OK explains 1 black eye.
Well seems she like it that way so I tucked it back in.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (yrol0)

66 In Joe Biden's defense.

He did go from finally having a clean, articulate black man - who didn't smell, to eat lunches with....

to Kamala Harris.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (NNKAj)

67 AMZN is down 29% from a year ago. But don’t worry Amazon employees with underwater stock options, you have no mean tweets from Trump to worry about.

LOL!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (3vQN0)

68 >>Biden and Harris have only sat down to lunch twice this year, a significant drop when compared to the 12 times they shared the meal together by this same point last year.

That's because he hasn't got the mental abilities to get thru a simple social function like a lunch without spouting gibberish or needing to be told which is the fork and which is the spoon

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO8)

69 It boggles my mind that anyone who spent more than five minutes with her over her entire life had any inclination that she was anything other than dumb as a post.
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James that is why she was picked. Dumb and Dumber are both dumber that Obama. Obama likes to be the one eyed king.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (RP+Jx)

70 I went to the synecdoche link and I still don't entirely get it. Is it when you substitute a larger phrase instance of something for the whole broader idea and also visa-versa? Like an instance for a class or a class for an instance but in speech? And then they went into metonymy and my brain tapped out.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (qsj+f)

71 Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.

This is probably also an untrue boast. You think Obama "lunches with Italian cosmopolitans" would want to sit down with Joe every week for lunch? Unless maybe he thought Joe saying "I'll bring the dog" was meant as a menu item.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (Yr4Df)

72 Funny stuff.

Joe and Kamala undoubtedly repulse each other.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (eGTCV)

73 It boggles my mind that anyone who spent more than five minutes with her over her entire life had any inclination that she was anything other than dumb as a post.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

True but we all know that is not a disqualifier for higher orifice if you are a Dem.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (nnLls)

74 It boggles my mind that anyone who spent more than five minutes with her over her entire life had any inclination that she was anything other than dumb as a post.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

I don't think anyone does.

I think some people believe she gives good head. And I'm not even remotely kidding. That's her skill, that's gotten her to where she is. Nobody who knows her believes otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (NWBBy)

75 My theory is that prior to the election they promised Harris that Biden would step back and allow her to be the face of the admin, but instead they're cutting her out of the loop. My guess is they've realized that a) she's a moron and b) no one in the admin will keep their jobs once she takes over, so they're fighting like hell to keep that from happening.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (zMY2d)
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If this was the deal, then it means two things:
1. They actually did want Kamala as the real nominee and were pissed about her failure to "connect with voters" (I believe this, by the way)
2. They actually thought she would be competent and engage in statesmanship and were forced to make a crash decision to maintain the status quo because they learned in real time just how awful and incompetent she is (I believe this is possible, too)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (DU+/6)

76 Obama and Biden at lunch, one sipping penis, the other sipping Ensure.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (4m6CZ)

77 Now THAT was a rant. A Monty Python worthy stream of pure unadulterated eviscerations.

Magnificent.

Posted by: CZ = FNG Sadly Waiting In The Dark For A Brave Fully Militarized First Responder To Kick In The Door at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (MkuC5)

78 Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.

I call bullshit. Owebama said "never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to fuck things up." There's NO WAY IN HELL they met every week and "things really got done."

Fuck off......Liars. They're all liars.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

79 To Do: call Maggie Haberman and tell her Joe is still eating solid food. Get this Ace-generated rumor under control before it goes viral!

Posted by: Jenn Psaki morning thoughts at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (h7OA3)

80 And you never see him chomping into the cone. Curious,, that.

Animatronic robots can't eat.

They can give the appearance of licking, however.

Just saying.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (rqOkr)

81 I shall purchase Kamala Harris and fill her with jellybeans.

So let it be written...
Posted by: Elon Musk at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (dsbE2)

Use those gummy edibles and she will do it herself.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (xhaym)

82 And the stories? Having to just sit there and endure and endless stream of fictions and fabrications and straight-up lies and Grandfatherly Advice and inappropriately sexual remarks disguised as the former and having to just smile and nod and pretend to believe it all? Shit about mind-wrestling Corn-Pop and being an All-American Wing-Back for Notre Dame and turning down the Heisman Trophy to highlight the Civil Rights movement and being the original drummer for Counting Crows and how he summitted Everest in Nineteen Hundred and Augthty-Naught wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a love-locket given to him by a Parisian flapper dancer named Marie Curie, would you believe it?, Marie Curie, no I'm serious, listen to me, I'm the one who told her "I think there's something weird about this glowing rock, cover up your tits and look into this," and how the entire premise of Knight Rider was based on his years at University of Delaware Law school and "here let me adjust your underwear for you, Sweatheart

This needs to be entered into the AoS archives under Top Rants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (47w2Q)

83 Willie Brown definitely had more frequent "lunch this week" from Kamala.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (qsj+f)

84 the power and my internet connection are bouncing here

windstorm

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (geLO8)

85 would you want to have lunch with Biden? I am reminded of a comment Don Rickles made in an interview in Playboy years ago, about the way the Maypo would dribble down Hefner's chin.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (Ynyl9)

86 I usually just skip over long paragraphs of description. Not here though.

I must be a cruel and terrible person.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (Rxcdf)

87 James that is why she was picked. Dumb and Dumber are both dumber that Obama. Obama likes to be the one eyed king.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (RP+Jx)

Which begs the question: Did she get the job because she gave head to Barak or Big Mike?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (NWBBy)

88 69 It boggles my mind that anyone who spent more than five minutes with her over her entire life had any inclination that she was anything other than dumb as a post.
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James that is why she was picked. Dumb and Dumber are both dumber that Obama. Obama likes to be the one eyed king.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (RP+Jx)

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I understand this from the power brokers point of view. But,...every newspaper interviewer, lower politician, aid of another politician, and janitor saw her unfiltered.

And they still pushed her as the Trump killer for months during the primary season until Tulsi said one mean thing to her in public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

89 I call bullshit. Owebama said "never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to fuck things up." There's NO WAY IN HELL they met every week and "things really got done."

Co-signed. There is no way in fuck that happened.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (ZGrMX)

90 Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.

I read that Biden was actually in the residence part of the White House only 2 times in 8 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (yrol0)

91 If this prick hated Kumala so much, why make her VP? Just tell her nah bruh and pick someone qualified.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (UjLiL)

92 Twatwaffle > Snizzbiscuit

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (43PWs)

93 In both the Words Mean Things and Cultural Appropriation categories:

Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.

The phrase "to break bread" comes directly from the Scriptures, particularly where our LORD has his last meal with his disciples. To deliberately use that phrase in that statement is blasphemy, because it is an attempt to equivocate the Chocolate Messiah with his evil disciple #FJB with Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (AHeqJ)

94 91 If this prick hated Kumala so much, why make her VP? Just tell her nah bruh and pick someone qualified.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (UjLiL

Quota

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (47w2Q)

95
I too, turned down the Heisman Trophy. Mainly by not having enough speed, strength, balance and coordination.

I did win a ring toss once though and I took that trophy, a sweet sweet liter of coca-cola.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (lgeFv)

96 And the stories? Having to just sit there and endure and endless stream of fictions and fabrications and straight-up lies and Grandfatherly Advice and inappropriately sexual remarks disguised as the former and having to just smile and nod and pretend to believe it all? Shit about mind-wrestling Corn-Pop and being an All-American Wing-Back for Notre Dame and turning down the Heisman Trophy to highlight the Civil Rights movement and being the original drummer for Counting Crows and how he summitted Everest in Nineteen Hundred and Augthty-Naught wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a love-locket given to him by a Parisian flapper dancer named Marie Curie, would you believe it?, Marie Curie, no I'm serious, listen to me, I'm the one who told her "I think there's something weird about this glowing rock, cover up your tits and look into this," and how the entire premise of Knight Rider was based on his years at University of Delaware Law school and "here let me adjust your underwear for you, Sweatheart."

Shakespeare can go fuck a goat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Obama likes to be the one eyed king.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM

Well there's a new guy in town, Crenshaw's the name, graft is the game.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (7ERm6)

98 "things really got done."

Joe to Obama: you gonna eat that fat?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (Ynyl9)

99 Joe Biden takes lunch seriously.

That sentence, right there, is funny.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (eGTCV)

100 83 Willie Brown definitely had more frequent "lunch this week" from Kamala.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (qsj+f)

Well... the other way around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (dNqv+)

101 Smells like tuna salad.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (jYQlA)

102 The Clap is even trying to find an offramp.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 29, 2022

***
Wasn't The Clap a punk band back in the '70s or '80s?

Huh? What? What did you . . .? Oh. Okay then.

The Clash. Got it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (txdEq)

103 Lol. Welcome to the world of diversity hires White House!

Embarrassingly underqualified employee hired solely because of their race. You know it, they know it, and they know that you know it - and they resent the hell out of you for that.

They live in constant fear of being evaluated or given a difficult task so they're always on their guard and blame ANY failing on their part as racism on someone else's part and they keep everyone in line by screaming RACISM! at the merest slight or perceived challenge to their position.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (BJKQV)

104 75 If this was the deal, then it means two things:
1. They actually did want Kamala as the real nominee and were pissed about her failure to "connect with voters" (I believe this, by the way)
2. They actually thought she would be competent and engage in statesmanship and were forced to make a crash decision to maintain the status quo because they learned in real time just how awful and incompetent she is (I believe this is possible, too)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (DU+/6)

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I subscribe to both as well. They wanted her. They wanted her bad. I don't know why other than "controllable" (which is debatable considering her low intelligence), but it's what they wanted.

Biden walks in, covid vanishes, economy improves, they somehow talk Biden into retiring, and Kamala is president by 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

105 I went to the synecdoche link and I still don't entirely get it. Is it when you substitute a larger phrase instance of something for the whole broader idea and also visa-versa? Like an instance for a class or a class for an instance but in speech? And then they went into metonymy and my brain tapped out.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (qsj+f)

I had a synedoche once, but I traded it for chainsaw when the ignition coil went out and I couldn't get a replacement.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (xhaym)

106 LOL it is quality prose like this that makes it a must read for VDH

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (CYnTg)

107 I feel I have now lost my love for biscuits.

Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (0IeYL)

108 >>And the stories? Having to just sit there and ...

that was some good shit
you make Hulk laff

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (geLO8)

109 I understand this from the power brokers point of view. But,...every newspaper interviewer, lower politician, aid of another politician, and janitor saw her unfiltered.

And they still pushed her as the Trump killer for months during the primary season until Tulsi said one mean thing to her in public.
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Smell the Glove is all about power. They did this because they can. That is power.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (RP+Jx)

110 You just know she can suck cock like a pro. And as long as she kept her clothes one, I am would not refuse one from her.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (WMHk0)

111 Should replace the Mencken quote with VDH just to see if anyone notices.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (vMCab)

112 Just remember, the dominant faction of the politburo - the Maoists running the show out of Kalorama - had Kamala Harris as their top pick and anointed candidate until she couldn't pick up any primary wins, so they wedged her in after the face.

She is their first choice. She is what they wanted. She, the idiot cackling whore, is who they *wanted* and had selected above all other options.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (DU+/6)

113 I'm guessing Biden hates Harris because she doesn't fawn over him like all the other office sluts and Harris hates Biden because he smells like piss and wriggleys spearmint gum.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (47w2Q)

114 >>>Quota
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Also stupid, because he never looked at others. Just blacks, and that pool was Kumala and Tank

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (UjLiL)

115 Biden and Harris lunch= a whole lot of clam farting going on...

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (MdxQ8)

116 Oh, the cruelty! My dear sweet merciful heavens, the CRUELTY!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (II3Gr)

117 Willie Brown definitely had more frequent "lunch this week" from Kamala.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM

Kamala called it liquid lunch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (7ERm6)

118 If this prick hated Kumala so much, why make her VP? Just tell her nah bruh and pick someone qualified.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (UjLiL)

She was picked because essentially the ONLY other candidate was Tank Abrams.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (NWBBy)

119 If this prick hated Kumala so much, why make her VP? Just tell her nah bruh and pick someone qualified.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (UjLiL

He PROMISED it would be a black woman. HE KEPT HIS WORD AS A BIDEN.

You should respect that and stop saying the election was stolen before the word nazis show up and take you away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

120 My theory was starting to become that Harris was feigning stupidity on strict orders to help normalize the drug addled shamblings of the big guy. Or, at the very least, to not show him up. Word on the street has always been that, fellatio aside, she was at least a competent prosecutor.

But she's probably just been a mannequin from day one, existing only to be seen wearing clothes in public, while other people "position her for success".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (6FeV1)

121 107 I feel I have now lost my love for biscuits.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (0IeYL)

I've got one word for you:

Sausage Gravy!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (dNqv+)

122 *Claps non ironically*

Nasty Clapped-out Snizzbizcuit.

Great band. Too bad they broke up.

Posted by: Ace is the Place at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (8tttB)

123 Biden and Harris lunch= a whole lot of clam farting going on...
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM

One was farting, the other sharting.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (7ERm6)

124 Some groceries are up 30% and more over what they were a year ago.

Posted by: ... at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (unzR4)

125 109 ---------------------
Smell the Glove is all about power. They did this because they can. That is power.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:04 PM (RP+Jx)

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And they couldn't.

Keep that in mind. Kamala was undoubtedly their first choice, and they could not make it happen in their own primary. It was so bad that she just dropped out before Iowa.

They can't foist anyone in normal circumstances. COVID gave them the abnormal circumstances. They don't seem to be acting like the abnormal circumstances will arise again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

126 Maybe she would perform better in office if she hired men.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:06 PM (n+Sth)

127 >91 If this prick hated Kumala so much, why make her VP? Just tell her nah bruh and pick someone qualified.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2022 02:02 PM (UjLiL)

Puddin' Brain doesn't know what day it is; he was told who his VP would be. He didn't choose squat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 29, 2022 02:06 PM (gryET)

128 The wind howling through their ears would make for a deafening noise.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at April 29, 2022 02:06 PM (eGTCV)

129 I call bullshit. Owebama said "never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to fuck things up." There's NO WAY IN HELL they met every week and "things really got done."

Fuck off......Liars. They're all liars.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, this struck me as odd, too, given Obama's comments about Biden and his haughty disregard - to the point of crossing into cruelty - of Biden at that recent event.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:06 PM (DU+/6)

130 Sausage Gravy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (dNqv+)

Sausage gravy and snizzbiscuits!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 29, 2022 02:06 PM (UuD2k)

131 Wasn't The Clap a punk band back in the '70s or '80s?

Huh? What? What did you . . .? Oh. Okay then.

The Clash. Got it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (txdEq)

Cut the crap.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2022 02:06 PM (vuisn)

132 How bad must Stacy Abrams suck that Harris was the best choice?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (47w2Q)

133 My uncle used to drive a Synedoche.

Fun car, but hard to get replacement parts.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (jYQlA)

134 69 It boggles my mind that anyone who spent more than five minutes with her over her entire life had any inclination that she was anything other than dumb as a post.
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James that is why she was picked. Dumb and Dumber are both dumber that Obama. Obama likes to be the one eyed king.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (RP+Jx)

Where's SanfranPsycho? I believe he's said that he actually worked with this bitch and can give insight on this.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (vMCab)

135 Two-handed flying dunk into the tip jar Ace.

You. Are. Inestimable.

Forgive my shameless drooling, and sorry about the back glass.

I quess that probably triggered Paypal's algorithm, so the long nic stays...

Posted by: CZ = FNG Sadly Waiting In The Dark For A Brave Fully Militarized First Responder To Kick In The Door at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (MkuC5)

136 It was on Obama's schedule as " Weekly torture lunch with the old honkey"

Posted by: steevy at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (CYnTg)

137 >>>Puddin' Brain doesn't know what day it is; he was told who his VP would be. He didn't choose squat.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Guess Dr. Jill had no say either because she despises her

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (UjLiL)

138 "Cover up your tits, and look into this."

I'm stealing this. I'm stealing this for all time.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (wksVb)

139 Cut the crap.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2022 02:06 PM (vuisn)

Perhaps ironically, that album was full of crap.

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (Yr4Df)

140 ace

Outstanding writing! You ~~nailed them both~~ seem to have a deep understanding of the dysfunction at the putative heart of our government.

Do not say, "may I adjust your underwear" to a female college while at lunch. Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (u82oZ)

141 I am convinced that Biden did not choose who he was giong to have as a VP or was the one who came up with the black woman claim. I think he was told that he was going to have Harris, and they waited a while to make it seem like they were trying to decide. Harris was always their number one pick but she crashed and burned in the primaries so they had to go with Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

142 Counting Crows was one of those bands who had a couple songs I liked but I wanted to punch in the face. Too much of that in the mid-90s
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

That band might have been better if the whiney fuck singer would've shut the fuck up and went away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

143 Patients Treated with Pfizers Paxlovid Experience Second Round of Covid-19 Shortly After Recovering Doctors are Baffled

Did not this happen with HIV? The drugs suppressed the viral load for a while and when you stopped full blown AIDS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (yrol0)

144 The Clash. Got it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:03 PM (txdEq)

Cut the crap.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2022 02:06 PM (vuisn)

He's all lost in the supermarket.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (NWBBy)

145 White House Staffers affectionately called the lunches.

Limpbizcuit and Snizzbizcuit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (7ERm6)

146 She was picked because essentially the ONLY other candidate was Tank Abrams.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (NWBBy)
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Yup. You'd think that after seeing the dumbass disaster that is Kamala, that the decision makers in the politburo would have backed off of the whole "the nominee will be a woman of color" thing. But nope. They rehashed it and put in Jackson.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

147 ". . it was a meeting where things really got done."

I call BS

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (NW9xb)

148 Just waiting for the stories to break of Biden pulling out his pecker as an offering to Kamala.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (n+Sth)

149 "Synecdoche: a figure of speech by which a part is put for the whole (such as fifty sail for fifty ships)." So Ace is suggesting that Kamala's . . . uh, snizzbiscuit . . . represents her entire puff-brained self.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (txdEq)

150 "Well, I mean, taking "Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit" as a synecdoche for Kamala Harris, I stand by that headline."

Kamala's snizzbiscuit is the only part of her anyone has valued, and the only part to put in a ~~honest~~ day's ~~night's~~ work, so you're probably being overgenerous by referring to her in this way.

Posted by: Willy Brown at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

151
Heard whores would shake up a coke and douche with it. If she tried that trick it'd be like dropping a menthos freshmaker into a pop bottle.
FOOOOSH
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (BplZV)

It would echo like a waterfall in a large underground cavern.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (Qhnrt)

152 Just because something was in scripture doesn't mean it originated there. The phrase "breaking bread" is basically as old as the concepts of bread and language.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (6FeV1)

153 Everyone at the WH is getting it except FJB. Why is that? This virus is discriminatory.

No, it enters his bloodstream and then forgets why it's there.

Posted by: SMOD at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (X5CsJ)

154 146 She was picked because essentially the ONLY other candidate was Tank Abrams.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (NWBBy)
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Yup. You'd think that after seeing the dumbass disaster that is Kamala, that the decision makers in the politburo would have backed off of the whole "the nominee will be a woman of color" thing. But nope. They rehashed it and put in Jackson.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

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They could have picked some black female lieutenant governor if all they needed was the gender and the snizz.

They picked Kamala because she had Big Tech.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

155 @49 Are Veeps ever in close contact with The Big Guy?

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It depends. Sometimes the president gives them something to do. Frequently they just get sidelined. And often they don't get along.

Posted by: junior at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (Z1C9p)

156 Do not say, "may I adjust your underwear" to a female college while at lunch. Just saying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (u82oZ)
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I dunno. If you're asking the entire female college, you might get a hit. It's a numbers game, to a point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

157 Elon does have a sense of humor.
A recent tweet:
"I tried to buy the Bidens but China wouldn't sell."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (jTmQV)

158 "A"s hire "A"s.

"B"s hire "C"s.

"C"s hire "D"s.

Obama is ~~a solid B+~~ a C.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (44ww/)

159 Counting Crows was part of the post-grunge flood of limp almost-good easy listening rock crap that the record studios forced on everyone in the 90s. You could kinda like some of their stuff (Live, for example was pretty solid) but even the stuff you liked you kind of felt embarrassed playing in public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

160 If this was the deal, then it means two things:
1. They actually did want Kamala as the real nominee and were pissed about her failure to "connect with voters" (I believe this, by the way)
2. They actually thought she would be competent and engage in statesmanship and were forced to make a crash decision to maintain the status quo because they learned in real time just how awful and incompetent she is (I believe this is possible, too)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:00 PM (DU+/6)

If Obama and Jarrett are truly running things, as some believe, that means they (who used to be enamored of Knees Up Harris) has come to their senses (after seeing her repeatedly crash and burn on jut the simplest tasks), or maybe they plan to push Mike Obama and want her to be the first black President.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (5y7pR)

161 buzzion

SanfranPsycho told us 7 years ago to watch her, as she was extremely ambitious, unprincipled, and a very bad person.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (u82oZ)

162 It would echo like a waterfall in a large underground cavern.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (Qhnrt)

Exact replay of Pepin dropping the bucket down the well in Moria.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (dNqv+)

163 156 Do not say, "may I adjust your underwear" to a female college while at lunch. Just saying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (u82oZ)

Depends.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (vuisn)

164 I saw Snizzbiscuit open for The Rancid Skanks at Fartclam '88 in Schenectady.

Thankfully there was a good breeze that day.

Posted by: CZ = FNG Sadly Waiting In The Dark For A Brave Fully Militarized First Responder To Kick In The Door at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (MkuC5)

165 How bad must Stacy Abrams suck that Harris was the best choice?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 02:07 PM (47w2Q)

I forget what it was, but there's video out there of her on a split screen with SloJoe, and the host asks Biden if he has something to say to her.

She's grinning from ear to ear, thinking she's going to be offered the Veep slot, like she's queen of the prom, and Joe goes on to say some slathering nonsense about nothing in particular... and you just watch the smile on her face fade. It was glorious.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:10 PM (NWBBy)

166 Seems like an odd spelling for the pronunciation.

Sa-neck-di-kee.

My initial mental voice read it as Sign-doe-sh

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:10 PM (rqOkr)

167 Synecdouche.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 02:10 PM (44ww/)

168 "A"s hire "A"s.

"B"s hire "C"s.

"C"s hire "D"s.

How do B's get work? Being mistake for another grade?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

169 would you want to have lunch with Biden? I am reminded of a comment Don Rickles made in an interview in Playboy years ago, about the way the Maypo would dribble down Hefner's chin.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 29, 2022

***
Rickles was probably just doing his patented insult shtick. (God, I miss good comedy!) However, when it comes to F. Joe . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (txdEq)

170 Clapping!!!

Posted by: DaveA at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (FhXTo)

171 They could have picked some black female lieutenant governor if all they needed was the gender and the snizz.

They picked Kamala because she had Big Tech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)
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Having Big Tech was a very big deal. But not just anyone with dark coloring and snizz would do it. It's a national office. The person needs to at least have some name recognition. They were more or less caught between Harris and Abrams, I think, and they made the less-bad choice that also brought in Big Tech.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

172 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Maybe in the emerita community. The younger woke ones would be on the line to HR asking for you to be flailed alive, then put in an industrial boiler.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

173 Joe: Can't eat solid food

The Ho: Can swallow a jumbo weener in 4 second flat.

Posted by: Obligatory at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (ESjRY)

174 Amber Heard in: Tour of Doody

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

175 >>Are Veeps ever in close contact with The Big Guy?

something something 'bucket of warm spit' quote

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (geLO8)

176 161 buzzion

SanfranPsycho told us 7 years ago to watch her, as she was extremely ambitious, unprincipled, and a very bad person.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (u82oZ)

Yeah, but I mean the impression of seeing her as being dumb as a post and the only way she's capable of getting ahead is giving some head.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (vMCab)

177 I forget what it was, but there's video out there of her on a split screen with SloJoe, and the host asks Biden if he has something to say to her.

She's grinning from ear to ear, thinking she's going to be offered the Veep slot, like she's queen of the prom, and Joe goes on to say some slathering nonsense about nothing in particular... and you just watch the smile on her face fade. It was glorious.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:10 PM (NWBBy)

I remember that! Like a kid expecting a Nintendo but getting some socks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (47w2Q)

178 🦪💨

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (44ww/)

179 55 Interesting chart going around Twitter this morning: people in the UK now pay about the same amount out-of-pocket for medical care as Americans. And they get much worse care, as we've all heard.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 01:59 PM (ZGrMX)

Sounds like the perfect time for another pro-NHS musical number! Stay tuned!

Posted by: Danny Boyle at April 29, 2022 02:12 PM (DTX3h)

180 Seems like an odd spelling for the pronunciation.

Sa-neck-di-kee.

My initial mental voice read it as Sign-doe-sh
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022

***
Probably it's Greek. Like "apostrophe."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:12 PM (txdEq)

181 Snizz makes me have second thoughts now whenever a piece of strange presents itself (if I was single). Its like ace is psyoping dudes to turn down vulva for less competition for himself.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:12 PM (n+Sth)

182 My thoughts: It's Joe who is getting the shaft in this. He's not been invited to the lunch. Just think about that time Obama came to the house and Brandon was lost and shaking hands with the curtains. Maybe he thought James Comey was still in his hiding place.

The Snizzbiscuit is getting the meetings. Brandon is persona non grata.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 29, 2022 02:12 PM (sI15f)

183 I can understand Ukraine being used as a money laundering site, but money laundering for what? Where was the money all going? If it was being done for a purpose (like hide illegal earnings or to fund illegal things) what were they? I find it hard to believe that it was just a piggy bank because someone would have squacked over not getting their fair share, but if it were for some "higher purpose" like fighting international communism (like the Iran Contra deal) where everyone got a sweet payback then I could understand the silence

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:12 PM (xhaym)

184 Just because something was in scripture doesn't mean it originated there. The phrase "breaking bread" is basically as old as the concepts of bread and language.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (6FeV1)

How badly are you fucking up bread that you can't cut it but have to break it with...what? A rock? A hammer? Can you kill a man with it? Maybe breaking bread was originally a threat?

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (CoDMM)

185 158 "A"s hire "A"s.
"B"s hire "C"s.
"C"s hire "D"s.
Obama is a solid B+ a C.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (44ww/)

Incompetent and insecure hires and promotes based on threat level and asskissing.

Incompetent hires and promotes based on loyalty/asskissing.

Insecure just hires and promotes based on threat level.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (dNqv+)

186 It's a numbers game

Which of you coeds does teh but secks?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (BplZV)

187 171 Having Big Tech was a very big deal. But not just anyone with dark coloring and snizz would do it. It's a national office. The person needs to at least have some name recognition. They were more or less caught between Harris and Abrams, I think, and they made the less-bad choice that also brought in Big Tech.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

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This is convention thinking, but I think convention thinking around the VP is wrong.

VPs don't matter at all. They don't move votes materially. Sure, you'll always find pocket cases of people saying, "I only voted for Trump because he nominated good, Christian Mike Pence to be his VP," but it's not nearly enough.

I did some statistical analysis of VPs and their effects on vote percentages in their home states, and there was literally nothing significant about the VP's presence when it came to how the state in question voted. It was partisan, pure and simple, marching alongside with other states of similar makeups.

They could have picked a nobody, and it wouldn't have made a difference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

188 Hearing anyone cranking Counting Crows with the windows down warranted being cut off, yanked out of the vehicle and curb stomped.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

189 They picked Kamala because she had Big Tech.
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Yep. Two crime families borkering a deal. SF and NYC.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (RP+Jx)

190 I'm still laughing out loud at "Kamala's nasty clapped-out snizzbiscuit." Never change, ace, you cruel, eccentric, magnificent bastard.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (II3Gr)

191 conventional*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

192 @120 Word on the street has always been that, fellatio aside, she was at least a competent prosecutor.

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Word I'd heard (distantly, mind you) even back during her Senate race was that she spent most of her time as AG sitting at her desk, doing her make-up.

Posted by: junior at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (Z1C9p)

193 174 Amber Heard in: Tour of Doody
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Great. Now I need a new cup of coffee. Well played.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (N39Ws)

194 buzzion

He said that she only sucks dick of someone that can help her move up, She is a very mean and stupid boos to underlings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:14 PM (u82oZ)

195 It would echo like a waterfall in a large underground cavern.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (Qhnrt)

Exact replay of Pepin dropping the bucket down the well in Moria.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 29, 2022

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Which, as I recall, stirred up Something Unpleasant in the depths.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:14 PM (txdEq)

196 He's no more capable of being the mayor of a 3rd rate trailer park rest home than she's qualified to be.

Posted by: DaveA at April 29, 2022 02:14 PM (FhXTo)

197 Poetry.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 29, 2022 02:14 PM (GuGpP)

198 ...a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.
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And have ice cream.

Joe likes ice cream.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 02:14 PM (UHVv4)

199 They could have picked a nobody, and it wouldn't have made a difference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
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Hmm. It would be difficult to test, but the thesis is interesting. You should write a post on it at some point during a slow news week - I'd like to read more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

200 Synecdoche.....

Everybody hates that nasty fartclam.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (KCgWT)

201 low competency leaders fear and do not understand a basic concept of leadership: it is your duty and honor to train your replacement. Some day you will be gone, and the organization will need someone to replace you.

I you are crappy and insecure, the last thing you want is to train a replacement. You fear being replaced by someone who actually can do the job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

202 By the time Brandon gets through with us we will be getting the same kind of medical care the English get.

Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (Y274z)

203 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

They could have picked some black female lieutenant governor if all they needed was the gender and the snizz.

They picked Kamala because she had Big Tech.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

No doubt. These candidates aren't really valued for who they are... ever. No, the D party has various crime families that must be placated and/or represented, and in this case her faction clawed its way to the "second in command" position.

Now, I don't know enough to know how forceful they are, or what it would take for them to exert actual power, but she was put there for being a Capo in her crime syndicate.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (NWBBy)

204 Breaking bread > breaking wind

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (BplZV)

205 A"s hire "A"s.

"B"s hire "C"s.

"C"s hire "D"s.

How do B's get work? Being mistake for another grade?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

A's hire A's and then try and treat them like B's - much drama, hilarity and corporate disfunction ensures.

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (5iUNf)

206 Isn't Kumswala the one that never reads the morning briefings then pisses at her staff because when she attends a meeting, she's grossly unprepared?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Don Rickles made in an interview in Playboy years ago, about the way the Maypo would dribble down Hefner's chin.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 29, 2022

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Rickles was probably just doing his patented insult shtick. (God, I miss good comedy!) However, when it comes to F. Joe . . .
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In case you missed it. There was a documentary about Don Rickles recently on Prime. Mr. Warmth. By John Landis. Done in like 2007. Just a joy to watch comedy.

Posted by: Ace is the Place at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (qMb+W)

208 And you never see him chomping into the cone. Curious,, that.
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Especially since his teeth are all fake, so he doesn't have to worry about ice cream/cold sensitivity or anything like that. Resin teeth don't feel anything.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (k4dH2)

209 143 Patients Treated with Pfizers Paxlovid Experience Second Round of Covid-19 Shortly After Recovering Doctors are Baffled

Did not this happen with HIV? The drugs suppressed the viral load for a while and when you stopped full blown AIDS.

Posted by: rhennigantx
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A bit different rhennigantx, they had to use combinations of drugs because AIDS kept mutating and hid very well in cells. Paxlovid is not different than any other anti-viral are anti bacterial, sometimes it does not take for whatever reason. See Tamiflu for example.

I took it and did not suffer a relapse as has many others. Some have relapses. It happens.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (Iq9dF)

210 199 They could have picked a nobody, and it wouldn't have made a difference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
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Hmm. It would be difficult to test, but the thesis is interesting. You should write a post on it at some point during a slow news week - I'd like to read more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

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I did that analysis years ago when I had access to Minitab. I'd have to figure out how to do statistics in Excel.

I don't want to figure that out...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

211 >>> My theory was starting to become that Harris was feigning stupidity on strict orders to help normalize the drug addled shamblings of the big guy. Or, at the very least, to not show him up. Word on the street has always been that, fellatio aside, she was at least a competent prosecutor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 29, 2022 02:05 PM (6FeV1)

I would say then that Harris is the Shakespeare! of acting stupid. There will never be another. Actors will study her technique for centuries.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:16 PM (qsj+f)

212 How badly are you fucking up bread that you can't cut it but have to break it with...what? A rock? A hammer? Can you kill a man with it? Maybe breaking bread was originally a threat?
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM (CoDMM)

Bread wasn't always used the way we do today. You wouldn't cut it and would just break off pieces. I mean the sandwich is relatively modern isn't it? Modern as in being post-Renaissance?

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 02:16 PM (vMCab)

213 Now Betty White. That was a nice snizzmuffin...

Posted by: Sniffy BigJoe at April 29, 2022 02:16 PM (jYQlA)

214 This is convention thinking, but I think convention thinking around the VP is wrong.

VPs don't matter at all. They don't move votes materially. Sure, you'll always find pocket cases of people saying, "I only voted for Trump because he nominated good, Christian Mike Pence to be his VP," but it's not nearly enough.

I did some statistical analysis of VPs and their effects on vote percentages in their home states, and there was literally nothing significant about the VP's presence when it came to how the state in question voted. It was partisan, pure and simple, marching alongside with other states of similar makeups.

They could have picked a nobody, and it wouldn't have made a difference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM

See Also: Sarah Palin

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2022 02:16 PM (DUIap)

215 Synecdochebag

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:16 PM (CoDMM)

216 No doubt. These candidates aren't really valued for who they are... ever. No, the D party has various crime families that must be placated and/or represented, and in this case her faction clawed its way to the "second in command" position.

Now, I don't know enough to know how forceful they are, or what it would take for them to exert actual power, but she was put there for being a Capo in her crime syndicate.

Posted by: BurtTC
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That is a hell of a good analogy BurtTC. Excellent summary.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:16 PM (Iq9dF)

217 I saw The Clap open for Supertramp in 1977 at the Exhibition Grounds!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (UHVv4)

218 so in Mexico they found 1000s of decapitated heads, they thought was a crime scene thinking it was the Cartels, nope just the Mayan's human sacrifices they left behind. The Spaniards really didn't do anything wrong in wiping them out

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (dKiJG)

219 Probably it's Greek. Like "apostrophe."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:12 PM (txdEq)

I'd say you are correct.

It doesn't seem like a word that will make its way into my vocabulary because its not an innate spelling and doesn't easily flow from the tongue.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (rqOkr)

220 Nor does any one care for Kamalas last house...with some potential buyers calling it a musty old claptrap.

Posted by: Mishdog at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (C7TSq)

221 Sadly, I'd say that there is about a 49% chance kamala will ascend to the presidential toilet. Why not more than 50% you say? Good question, because evil corrupt people live way to long or won't go away easy, I give you McCain, Pelosi, RBG, McConnell, Clintons, Soros etc.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (lgeFv)

222 *sniff* The poetry in this thread brings a tear to the eye *sniff*

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (XuQSP)

223 Hard to top fartclam.

Posted by: Valiant at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (cy2xC)

224 They could have picked a nobody, and it wouldn't have made a difference.

I think there may have been a time when it mattered, like the 19th century, and McCain certainly benefited from picking Sarah Palin but yeah... its pretty much nothing these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

225 Is that white gravy on your tie or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Kamalala Harris at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (sWM8x)

226 "his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda."

LOL who needs Harris when Wegman will swallow.

Posted by: Not Fen at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (NUkEv)

227 Patients Treated with Pfizers Paxlovid Experience Second Round of Covid-19 Shortly After Recovering Doctors are Baffled
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People were wondering why docs are giving Kamaltoe Paxlovid for her reportedly symptom-less covid.

Now we know! They're trying to make sure she gets sick!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (k4dH2)

228 Limpbizcuit and Snizzbiscuit have vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce for desert.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (7ERm6)

229 She's grinning from ear to ear, thinking she's going to be offered the Veep slot, like she's queen of the prom, and Joe goes on to say some slathering nonsense about nothing in particular... and you just watch the smile on her face fade. It was glorious.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:10 PM (NWBBy)

I remember that! Like a kid expecting a Nintendo but getting some socks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (47w2Q)

Joe was on as a guest with Larry O'Donnell and specifically requested She of the Eclipse to join him. O'Donnell billed it in the start as "do you have something you want to announce?" as if he would be the one to break the news she was VP select. Biden complemented her on her GOTV program and how important that role was.

She wanted to kill him with fire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

230 In The Ten Commandments they tear off pieces of bread and dip it in some shit looks like motor oil and then eat it

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (geLO8)

231 Kamala was supposed to be the presidential nominee but she performed so badly she had to drop out of the primary.

Her getting the VP spot was the deal Obama brokered to get the others (except Sanders) to drop out right after SC so Biden could get the nomination.

What no one realized is that (1) they couldn't hide her unlikability and incompetence any better in the VP spot than they could in the primary race and (2) Jill Biden hates Kamala and Jill Biden is one of the coldest, most calculating C U Next Tuesdays in all of DC.

Posted by: Venus at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (YVBLw)

232 This busty, black-haired bikini girl is pretty sure she'd make a more competent VP than Harris, but she doesn't want the job because it means she might have to dine with Joe Biden at some point:
https://bit.ly/3EYBw3o

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (DU+/6)

233 Word on the street has always been that, fellatio aside, she was at least a competent prosecutor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I believe that one of the SF morons, SanFranPsycho mebbe, worked in the same office with Kamala. She wasn't competent and obsessed with her appearance even then. That was more a reflection of the existing staff in those offices rather than her.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (Iq9dF)

234 Will to power and all that, I don't hold THAT against the Dems even though their end goals are horrible for humanity - they don't know that their utopia is utter misery for all but the top 1%.

BUT I will never forgive the FNM wing of the DNC for foisting the senile pervert and cackling Kamala on the nation. Saying president Biden is like having to say 2+2=5. No one who has paid attention beyond the FNM lies believes that senile old dolt is capable of even finding his way around the WH.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 29, 2022 02:19 PM (3cGpq)

235 I don't believe Biden likes black folk.
Posted by: Dr Spank

But I thought he sang and danced with them om Minstrel Day.....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 02:19 PM (arJlL)

236 Word on the street has always been that, fellatio aside, she was at least a competent prosecutor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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That definitely was not the word on the street in Los Angeles legal circles.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 29, 2022 02:19 PM (5y7pR)

237 Limpbizcuit and Snizzbiscuit have vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce for desert.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (7ERm6)

It was a collaboration effort between the two which came out as "Chocolate Starfish with Vanilla Cream Injection."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

238 >with some potential buyers calling it a musty old claptrap.

...but enough about Nancy Pelosi's vajayjay

Posted by: DB at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (geLO8)

239 And the stories?

You forgot the one about how he was in Paris France on the eve of WWI having groupsex with Matihari and the Stone Temple Pilots when he realized how much danger she was in and tried to save her from the firing squad but failed because he was needed in Madagascar to fetch to genetically modified albino hamsters to cure Jamaican children with ulcerative colitis, for which he won the nobel price in 1769.

Posted by: SnizzMaster Snips at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (+0goo)

240 224 They could have picked a nobody, and it wouldn't have made a difference.

I think there may have been a time when it mattered, like the 19th century, and McCain certainly benefited from picking Sarah Palin but yeah... its pretty much nothing these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (KZzsI)

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Let us not forget that McCain lost in a landslide. He lost badly.

VP has always, always been about placating different power centers within a coalition, similar to building a cabinet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

241 218 so in Mexico they found 1000s of decapitated heads, they thought was a crime scene thinking it was the Cartels, nope just the Mayan's human sacrifices they left behind. The Spaniards really didn't do anything wrong in wiping them out

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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Think that would be Aztecs unless from the far south of Mexico.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (Iq9dF)

242 This busty, black-haired bikini girl is pretty sure she'd make a more competent VP than Harris, but she doesn't want the job because it means she might have to dine with Joe Biden at some point:
https://bit.ly/3EYBw3o
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (DU+/6)

Looks like the pic was taken shortly after ATM.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Great job, America.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (OTzUX)

244 I think there may have been a time when it mattered, like the 19th century, and McCain certainly benefited from picking Sarah Palin but yeah... its pretty much nothing these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM

I was going to write in Rocky and Bullwinkle. Seriously. I held my nose for McLame when he picked Sarah. Had it not been her I would have done my write in for moose and squirrel. See, Russia was meddling back then!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (7ERm6)

245 230 In The Ten Commandments they tear off pieces of bread and dip it in some shit looks like motor oil and then eat it
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Vegemite.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (RP+Jx)

246 Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:10 PM (NWBBy)

I remember that! Like a kid expecting a Nintendo but getting some socks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2022 02:11 PM (47w2Q)

Heh.

Parents: Open your present, you'll love it!

Kid: What is it... a PS5? Oh... it's a t-shirt with Sonic the Hedgehog on it that says I be gamin' in comic sans font.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:21 PM (NWBBy)

247 Kamala is a worse politician than biden. They deserve each other. Pray for smod to take dc.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 29, 2022 02:21 PM (0OmEj)

248 247 Kamala is a worse politician than biden. They deserve each other. Pray for smod to take dc.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 29, 2022 02:21 PM (0OmEj)

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*blankly observes meteors destroying things within a mile of self*
-cast of Moonfall

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

249 Rickles was probably just doing his patented insult shtick. (God, I miss good comedy!) However, when it comes to F. Joe . . .
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In case you missed it. There was a documentary about Don Rickles recently on Prime. Mr. Warmth. By John Landis. Done in like 2007. Just a joy to watch comedy.
Posted by: Ace is the Place at April 29, 2022

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A special about Rickles ran not long ago on NewsMax. Could that have been the same thing?

He was a good actor, too, before he settled into his true calling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:21 PM (txdEq)

250 You wouldn't cut it and would just break off pieces. I mean the sandwich is relatively modern isn't it?

You could cut slices of bread but here's the thing to remember:

Old bread was without preservatives. Make home made bread some time and see how fast the outside turns into a rock when the inside has the consistency of a dried sponge. You can slice that, creating a shower of crumbs, but its very hard with a non-serrated blade, and people carried around a basic straight dagger type blade for that kind of thing.

So you tore off a chunk; "broke" it, and ate that with whatever you had (cheese, fruit, some soup you dip it in, whatever).

Sliced bread its self -- bread sold sliced -- is a really new invention, and the first known official reference of a sandwich goes back to (I believe) the Earl of Sandwich putting meat between two slices of bread so he could eat it while playing I think it was Whist. That's late 1700s stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

251 I'm sorry, Ace, but trying to use synecdoche as a fig leaf for "Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit" is not going to fly with our new Minster of Truth.

While calling out such cruelty to Kamala! specifically, Ms. Jankowicz has also cited online mockery of other political women such as Ilhan Omar AOC, and Gretchen Whitmer to solidify her argument.

"It is not just a democratic concern; it is a national security concern, which should make it of interest to everybody in Government.” It is not just about hurt feelings. It really affects the way our Countries operate."

We must all strive to ~~please our overlords~~ #BeBetter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2022 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)

252 The next to last paragraph is GOLD! Of course my vocabulary improved again...Snizzbiscuit.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 29, 2022 02:22 PM (rbqjV)

253 "It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda."

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I see MiniTrue is hard at work already.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 29, 2022 02:22 PM (CAJOC)

254 I feel like normies and conservatives are being essentially gas-lighted.

Every time anything remotely positive happens in the direction of traditional norms and values, Democrats and their handlers just drop an even bigger bomb on top of us to demoralize us again and keep us in a constant state of flux.

Example;

Elon bought Twitter!

We are announcing a new Truth Ministry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:22 PM (rqOkr)

255 It was a collaboration effort between the two which came out as "Chocolate Starfish with Vanilla Cream Injection."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:19 PM

Does anyone else remember the alleged chocolate candy called starfish? They were like jots or candle wax. So a fake chocolate, much like Snizzbiscuit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:22 PM (7ERm6)

256 241 218 so in Mexico they found 1000s of decapitated heads, they thought was a crime scene thinking it was the Cartels, nope just the Mayan's human sacrifices they left behind. The Spaniards really didn't do anything wrong in wiping them out

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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Think that would be Aztecs unless from the far south of Mexico.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (Iq9dF)

Yeah, Aztecs, and technically the Spaniards didn't really wipe them out so much as replace the government. Mexicans have a lot of native ancestry. Some of the MS-13 cultish stuff syncretizes paganism and Christian elements.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 02:23 PM (b2nrj)

257 In The Ten Commandments they tear off pieces of bread and dip it in some shit looks like motor oil and then eat it
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I just watched it. Consistency of hummus, but a little darker color. Not as dark as refried beans, in between hummus and refritos colorwise. Some kind of bean dip.

Posted by: Ace is the Place at April 29, 2022 02:23 PM (8tttB)

258 Just because something was in scripture doesn't mean it originated there. The phrase "breaking bread" is basically as old as the concepts of bread and language.

The phrase doesn't show up in any literature until the Greek New Testament, and in each and every case it is used, "breaking of bread" has a spiritual koinonia context, not just simply the equivalent of ripping open a mylar bag of chips and stuffing it one's mouth.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 29, 2022 02:23 PM (AHeqJ)

259 Update on Maricopa:

The reason they do that is the harvesters, after they gather hundreds or 1000s of ballots, they hold on to them. On election day, in the morning, they start to slowly trickle them in. And you have to remember they have a lot of people. So you have 20, 30 people, and theyre trickling in 20, 30, 5 here, and there, and so forth. Then they wait until the last hour or two, and then thats when they unload the rest of them. The reason they do that is so that the county recorder will get flooded with an avalanche of ballots. Then theyre under the clock to verify 1000s of votes. It is impossible to verify that many signatures that fast in that short of a time. This is the way its always done. I mean, its well thought out. I mean, the system is perfect.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:23 PM (yrol0)

260 In The Ten Commandments they tear off pieces of bread and dip it in some shit looks like motor oil and then eat i

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I've done that, though with olive oil mixed with some pepper instead of 10W-40. Hmmm, good idea for dinner one night this week . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:23 PM (txdEq)

261 Now, I don't know enough to know how forceful they are, or what it would take for them to exert actual power, but she was put there for being a Capo in her crime syndicate.

Posted by: BurtTC

Yeah, Remo begs to differ:

"Why take a chance...that's what I say."

https://tinyurl.com/2adc99fz

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (5iUNf)

262 I saw Slice open for Bread in 1974 in Indianapolis!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (UHVv4)

263 Breaking bread > Breaking Bad

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)

264 THIS IS MISINFORMATION!!!!!! TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!

Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (re0VI)

265 Vegemite.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (RP+Jx)

Anyone ever have this?

I'm curious.

I've heard things about it, good and bad. Can an entire nation of ex-convicts be wrong?

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (wAkoI)

266 Speaking of retarded Democrats...

New York is going to give people $100,000 to buy homes. Cuz nothing will make housing more affordable than giving $100k to everyone with which to buy housing.

Of course not everyone is eligible. You have to be a member of the downtrodden to qualify. Or a close friend of the mayor.

And I am sure there will be absolutely zero fraud associated with this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (3vQN0)

267 Greetings from Augusta,GA. Am attending a conference with my husband and just suffered through a talk by the commanding general of Ft. Gordon imploring parents to encourage their teens to join the Army. Seems they have the lowest recruiting since the force became all volunteer. Wonder why?

Also, this guy has got a major war boner over Ukraine. Ugh. Need a cocktail soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (LhkLB)

268 Maybe Joe isn't eating lunch with her weekly because he prefers his clams without beards.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (HJcWr)

269 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Phyllis Diller or Joan Rivers, dead as they are, would be better as a VP than kneepads Harris.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (u82oZ)

270 It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.

I rate this: RYFKM? LOL no

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (DJFLF)

271 I love oatmeat but draw the line at puttting Mister Winky in it!

Posted by: LGB at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (n/szn)

272 Apps to last thread:

TulsiGabbard
Every dictatorship has a propaganda arm a Ministry of Truth. The Biden Administration has now formally joined the ranks of such dictatorships with their creation of the so-called Disinformation Governance Board.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (yrol0)

273 Been meaning to anyway, and that epic rant propelled me to the tip jar.

Posted by: goatexchange at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (APPN8)

274 Just because something was in scripture doesn't mean it originated there. The phrase "breaking bread" is basically as old as the concepts of bread and language.

And breaking.....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (arJlL)

275 Sliced bread its self -- bread sold sliced -- is a really new invention, and the first known official reference of a sandwich goes back to (I believe) the Earl of Sandwich putting meat between two slices of bread so he could eat it while playing I think it was Whist. That's late 1700s stuff.

Yeah, whatever. But did the Earl of Sandwich consider the hotdog to be a sandwich?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (AHeqJ)

276 {{{Jane D'oh }}}

Puts margarita through my ISP to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (u82oZ)

277 I've heard things about it, good and bad. Can an entire nation of ex-convicts be wrong?
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM

Mayor Pete got excited when he heard the entire place was a penal colony. Nice weather, peni' and colon's what's a girl not to love.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (7ERm6)

278 Does this post make us meet the daily minimum snizz requirement?

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (9otr5)

279 Maybe Joe isn't eating lunch with her weekly because he prefers his clams without beards.

"If there's grass on the field, its way past closing time, no ball play"
--Joey Fingers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

280 Anyone ever have this?

I'm curious.

I've heard things about it, good and bad. Can an entire nation of ex-convicts be wrong?
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (wAkoI)

NASCAR had an Aussie driver once, Marcos Ambrose, and the TV Broadcast did a thing where they had him take some vegemite around and feed it to other drivers.

Every single driver hated it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

281 265 Vegemite.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (RP+Jx)

Anyone ever have this?

I'm curious.
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Its nasty. Only Australians eat it.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (RP+Jx)

282 He was a good actor, too, before he settled into his true calling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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He was in Casino even after he went to primarily standup. Dunno about Kelly's Heroes but I think he did standup all along and just added the movie parts when they came up.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (Iq9dF)

283 Maybe Kamala stopped ny the White House for her weekly Lunch with Joe and his staff told her he was "out to lunch"...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (kXYt5)

284 THIS IS MISINFORMATION!!!!!! TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!
Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (re0VI)
++++
Not at all. It is, however, malinformation. It is counter-narrative, but every word of it is true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (DU+/6)

285 276 {{{Jane D'oh }}}

Puts margarita through my ISP to you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:26 PM (u82oZ)

-----

Thanks!! *chugs*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (LhkLB)

286 That bitch wouldn't get within a thousand miles of My Joe if I had anything to say about it!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (I2/tG)

287 "Biden Promised Harris Lunch 'Once a Week.' They've Had Two This Year"

Has Joe kept any of the public promises he's made in the past 50-plus years?

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (AMIL/)

288 Also, this guy has got a major war boner over Ukraine. Ugh. Need a cocktail soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (LhkLB)

Sounds like you and Joe D’oh are on the front line.

Posted by: 7man at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (qwO6y)

289 I've heard things about it, good and bad. Can an entire nation of ex-convicts be wrong?
==
Its dehydrated beer mold tailings. Spent yeast on the bottom of barrel, scraped up and dehydrated. Seriously.
Of course its not good.

Posted by: Ace is the Place at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (t4n4l)

290
TulsiGabbard
Every dictatorship has a propaganda arm a Ministry of Truth. The Biden Administration has now formally joined the ranks of such dictatorships with their creation of the so-called Disinformation Governance Board.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (yrol0)

It takes a liberal squish to finally state the obvious.

WAY TO GO GOP, you feckless bunch of worthless assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

291 {{{Jane D'oh }}}

Puts margarita through my ISP to you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

(and he calls ME Mr, Smooth.....)

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (arJlL)

292 I want to try Vegemite and Marmite both some day to see what they are like. I imagine both are ghastly and inedible to anyone who wasn't raised on the crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

293 Actor of the day...

Candice Bergen was in Starting Over with Kevin Bacon.

Candice Bergen was in The Wind and the Lion with John Huston, who was in Jaguar Lives! with Christopher Lee.

Bergen has played the damsel quite a lot in her early career. Christopher Lee played the gentleman hunter quite a lot.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 29, 2022 02:28 PM (44ww/)

294 >>> Looks like the pic was taken shortly after ATM.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

She's absentmindedly tickling her own elbow. Yeah, THAT's not a learned nervous dissociation tic at all.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:28 PM (qsj+f)

295 TulsiGabbard
Every dictatorship has a propaganda arm a Ministry of Truth. The Biden Administration has now formally joined the ranks of such dictatorships with their creation of the so-called Disinformation Governance Board.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM

It's sad that she has more conservative cred than most republicant's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:28 PM (7ERm6)

296 cold stone hard ass

Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) mocks Twitter executives as "wokers" and the crank wing of the Democratic Party:

Easy to recognize, most of them eat food only fit for rabbits. They almost always enter a swimming pool by the stairs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:28 PM (yrol0)

297 Posted by: SnizzMaster Snips at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (+0goo)

Had the old snip snip according to the that hash. Lol

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:28 PM (ILDO/)

298 284 THIS IS MISINFORMATION!!!!!! TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!!!
Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (re0VI)
++++
Not at all. It is, however, malinformation. It is counter-narrative, but every word of it is true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (DU+/6)

______________________________

Sorry, I was applying for a government job...and I needed references as well as examples of my work.

Posted by: Orson at April 29, 2022 02:28 PM (re0VI)

299 If this prick hated Kumala so much, why make her VP? Just tell her nah bruh and pick someone qualified.

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He had to. His campaign was dead until he made the promise to pick a black woman, which won him endorsements in SC and won the state. Unfortunately the only potential running mates were Harris, Abrams, and the mayor of Atlanta. The latter blew up any chance after mishandling the riots, while Abrams is too ambitious. Harris was the most likely to be easily controlled.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (kNcNi)

300 JT

You are Mr. Smooth. But very occasionally, I type faster than you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (u82oZ)

301 It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda.

Never underestimate Joe's ability to eff things up!

Posted by: Barky! at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (I2/tG)

302 Yeah, Aztecs, and technically the Spaniards didn't really wipe them out so much as replace the government. Mexicans have a lot of native ancestry. Some of the MS-13 cultish stuff syncretizes paganism and Christian elements.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 02:23 PM (b2nrj)

You are thinking Santaria. The bloodier parts of it make sense when you are on Meth and Coke.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (xhaym)

303 This busty, black-haired bikini girl is pretty sure she'd make a more competent VP than Harris, but she doesn't want the job because it means she might have to dine with Joe Biden at some point:
https://bit.ly/3EYBw3o
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:18 PM (DU+/6)

Once upoon a time, this here webzine would have been filled with comments about the unpleasant sharpness of her elbow.

Now... silence. The values of this place have waned.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (NWBBy)

304 I would bet $1000 right now that Joe routinely uses the n-word.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (SfD1B)

305 New York is going to give people $100,000 to buy homes. Cuz nothing will make housing more affordable than giving $100k to everyone with which to buy housing.

Of course not everyone is eligible. You have to be a member of the downtrodden to qualify. Or a close friend of the mayor.

You have literally millions upon millions of people entering this country across the Southern border and are being drop shipped to all sorts of places. Do you think that they are going to be cool with squatting in abandoned homes and barns or want to experience the American Dream of Home Ownership?

It will be fun to watch the knives come out between those with student loan debt and the illegals promising to exchange their votes for housing.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (AHeqJ)

306 275 Sliced bread its self -- bread sold sliced -- is a really new invention, and the first known official reference of a sandwich goes back to (I believe) the Earl of Sandwich putting meat between two slices of bread so he could eat it while playing I think it was Whist. That's late 1700s stuff.

Yeah, whatever. But did the Earl of Sandwich consider the hotdog to be a sandwich?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (AHeqJ)

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What? You think stickin' pig assholes in a half-cut loaf makes a sammich?! Get da fuq outta here!!

Posted by: The Earl Of Sandwich at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (CAJOC)

307 It takes a liberal squish to finally state the obvious.

Now show me your bewbs, you pock-faced lib.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM (KCgWT)

308 Some of the MS-13 cultish stuff syncretizes paganism and Christian elements.

This too, is the story of Voodoo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

309 He was a good actor, too, before he settled into his true calling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------------------
He was in Casino even after he went to primarily standup. Dunno about Kelly's Heroes but I think he did standup all along and just added the movie parts when they came up.
Posted by: whig

That's what Kapernick's gonna do......

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (arJlL)

310 Is it possible he selected her because he thought he would be getting some strange from her?

Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (Y274z)

311 Vegamite may suffer from the same fate as Spam.

Lots of people say they hate Spam because there is a cultural expectation to hate it.

But Spam is actually delicious and appeals to the human palate in every way. In order to say you find Spam unpalatable, you'd have to basically say you don't like ham or hot dogs, which it almost entirely mimics in taste and texture.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (rqOkr)

312 To be fair, "Space is really big" is not that far a drop off from "We are the change that we have been waiting for".

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (VbI7r)

313 Also, this guy has got a major war boner over Ukraine. Ugh. Need a cocktail soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (LhkLB)

Sounds like you and Joe D’oh are on the front line.
Posted by: 7man at April 29, 2022 02:27 PM (qwO6y

This guy is in charge of US Army Cyber Center of Excellence Support to Ukraine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (LhkLB)

314 TulsiGabbard
Every dictatorship has a propaganda arm a Ministry of Truth. The Biden Administration has now formally joined the ranks of such dictatorships with their creation of the so-called Disinformation Governance Board.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM (yrol0)

Good on her for saying that.

She's a Bernie Bro through and through but there are times when I think she takes certain principles seriously. Being on the receiving tens of a Hillary smear campaign probably helped to focus her mind.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (xaF+t)

315 You know who else hated disinformation? Jesus.

-Rev Fr. St. French

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (bg3iC)

316 Crapped-Out Seabiscuit > Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (KiLRt)

317
But Spam is actually delicious and appeals to the human palate in every way. In order to say you find Spam unpalatable, you'd have to basically say you don't like ham or hot dogs, which it almost entirely mimics in taste and texture.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (rqOkr)

Don't knock it, till you've fried it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

318 This busty, black-haired bikini girl is pretty sure she'd make a more competent VP than Harris

Pretty face, cute dimples.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

319 Reuben Hick

People getting the money will squander the opportunity, fail to do home maintenance, not pay taxes, and be homeless in three years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (u82oZ)

320 I feel like normies and conservatives are being essentially gas-lighted.

Every time anything remotely positive happens in the direction of traditional norms and values, Democrats and their handlers just drop an even bigger bomb on top of us to demoralize us again and keep us in a constant state of flux.

Example;

Elon bought Twitter!

We are announcing a new Truth Ministry.

bitter clinger you've cracked the code! this is EXACTLY what they're doing. and they have a repertoire of nastygrams just waiting in the wings for any other potential happy news, in order to squash our spirits.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (j9HX3)

321 if this prick hated Kumala so much, why make her VP? Just tell her nah bruh and pick someone qualified.

**

He didn't. The same people who picked him, and who placed him into office after absurd campaigns with two dozen people in a football field sitting in hula hoops for social distancing, and six car "rallies", picked her.

They picked her for the same reason they picked him, too. They want you to know that they can do it, and do it with a dementia patient and a babbling fool who couldn't even win her own state in the primaries.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (SfD1B)

322 Looks like someone got a copy of a leaked White House transcript.

Posted by: DOCTOR Titanium Whitey, J.D. at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (PK9NK)

323 Just for fun, I think President DeSantis should forgive all auto loan debt while keeping student loan debt.

Imagine the wailing...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 29, 2022 02:32 PM (I2/tG)

324 In order to say you find Spam unpalatable, you'd have to basically say you don't like ham or hot dogs, which it almost entirely mimics in taste and texture.

Spam has cleaned up its texture since the days of my youth. It used to have nasty bits of gristle mixed in like grains of sand that was just awful and vomit inducing. Now its more creamy smooth and has a good flavor.

Problem is its like nine bucks a can, and not at all a good deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

325 They picked her for the same reason they picked him, too. They want you to know that they can do it, and do it with a dementia patient and a babbling fool who couldn't even win her own state in the primaries.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (SfD1B)

Like I said, like Caligula putting his horse in the Senate.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (9otr5)

326 >>He was in Casino even after he went to primarily standup.

I think you're thinking about Alan King - see my post above.

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (5iUNf)

327 Black Orchid

*Whistles happily as the country falls apart. *
Haven't got to me yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (u82oZ)

328
But Spam is actually delicious and appeals to the human palate in every way. In order to say you find Spam unpalatable, you'd have to basically say you don't like ham or hot dogs, which it almost entirely mimics in taste and texture.
=
TBF when it comes out of the can it is covered in a viscous oily slime that would embarrass a snail. It fries up tasty tho. So, agreed on taste.

But Australians train their kids to eat the waste products of beer manufacture. So, kudos Aussies.

Posted by: you go now, this is library! at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (Znvbg)

329 Christy Lewis
@Cavalewis
51m
New NPR/Marist poll is remarkable

Republicans lead Democrats on generic Congressional ballot among these groups:

Parents with children under 18: 60% choose GOP; 39% Democrats

Latino voters: 52% GOP; 39% Dems

How do you say "Preference Cascade" in Mexican?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (BJKQV)

330 Like I said, like Caligula putting his horse in the Senate.

*

Yep. People haven't changed much over the last few thousand years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (SfD1B)

331 People getting the money will squander the opportunity, fail to do home maintenance, not pay taxes, and be homeless in three years.

The real-estate brokers get their 6%

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (AHeqJ)

332 Listen, chief. I'm not interested in your new fangled 'snizzbishes.' No, sirrah. I'm a fartclam man through and through. You can take your flim-flam song and dance and return it from whence it came.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (IEa8U)

333 He didn't. The same people who picked him, and who placed him into office after absurd campaigns with two dozen people in a football field sitting in hula hoops for social distancing, and six car "rallies" sponsored by FCA US, LLC, picked her. ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (SfD1B)
++++
Just a minor update.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (DU+/6)

334 I think you're thinking about Alan King - see my post above.
Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (5iUNf)

No wait, I see your right - bit part.

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (5iUNf)

335 Deactivate all federal EBT cards, blame the illegal aliens, and pop some popcorn...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (KCgWT)

336 GSDs love them some Spam.

Posted by: CZ = FNG Sadly Waiting In The Dark For A Brave Fully Militarized First Responder To Kick In The Door at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (MkuC5)

337 Easy to recognize, most of them eat food only fit for rabbits. They almost always enter a swimming pool by the stairs.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:28 PM (yrol0)

One of the things about movies, especially futuristic movies, are the meals people eat in them. Seldom do you see meat being eaten. It's always fruit and vegetables. Or some type of Chinese noodles.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (Qhnrt)

338 New York is going to give people $100,000 to buy homes. Cuz nothing will make housing more affordable than giving $100k to everyone with which to buy housing.
[ . . . ]
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 02:24 PM (3vQN0)

In 1792 Robert Thomas Malthus wrote a pamphlet exactly about this, that where subsidies are given they only raise the price of the thing subsidized and does nothing to increase the supply, making everyone pay more for the same items, and many less able to afford it.

I suspect this subsidy will be a boon to the local property tax revenues and support the home construction and mortgage companies.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (xhaym)

339 Berenson appeared in San Fran court where teh Tw@tt presented a Motion to Dismiss his lawsuit against Big Little Blue Bird.

Judge did not dismiss, and it appears he wants discovery:

https://tinyurl.com/478w75dj

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (DJFLF)

340 I really love the whole tearing off a rough glob of bread and dredging it through the olive oil spice stuff they put in a tiny bowl on the table with the bread. I like to think that's what all of early human civilization was, a bunch of friends sharing bread and smearing oil and spice on it, chatting and laughing. I try not to think about war and pestilence and famine and the absence of toilet paper which freaks me out.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:34 PM (qsj+f)

341 Most likely they are both at bed midday anyway. Biden for his nap and Kamala sleeping it off.

Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM (MxEKc)

342 TulsiGabbard
Every dictatorship has a propaganda arm a Ministry of Truth. The Biden Administration has now formally joined the ranks of such dictatorships with their creation of the so-called Disinformation Governance Board.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:25 PM

It's sad that she has more conservative cred than most republicant's.
Posted by: Minnfidel

She is a member of the dissident left. See how Horseshoe theory really works in the real world with real world results. Just ask Russia in the 70s with the red-brown alliance revolutuon.
(Things that professors who used to live in commie countries teach). They make some of the best professors and love the lone wolf Right Student who can articulate a position and wake people up..It literally makes the women professors wet.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM (jlAZk)

343

sorry I am stupid.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM (xhaym)

344 But Spam is actually delicious and appeals to the human palate in every way. In order to say you find Spam unpalatable, you'd have to basically say you don't like ham or hot dogs, which it almost entirely mimics in taste and texture.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (rqOkr)

And pretty low carb too. It may be the perfect food.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM (BJKQV)

345 187
They could have picked a nobody, and it wouldn't have made a difference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:13 PM

Could have? I think they already did.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM (JCZqz)

346 Damn it.

Comics legend Neal Adams dead at age 80

https://tinyurl.com/muf73a8u

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

347 "synecdoche'? Whoa! Next Ace will use
"serendipity" or "lagniappe" in proper contest. Go Ace Go!

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM (AMIL/)

348 $3.38 a can for Spam at Walmart when I ordered in February. And that's the bacon flavored one.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (5HBd1)

349 We are announcing a new Truth Ministry.

bitter clinger you've cracked the code! this is EXACTLY what they're doing. and they have a repertoire of nastygrams just waiting in the wings for any other potential happy news, in order to squash our spirits.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (j9HX3)

Elon broke the tech/statist media control. This is a counterattack followed by the back door censorship originating in the EU directed at twitter.

Posted by: 7man at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (qwO6y)

350 How do you say "Preference Cascade" in Mexican?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:33 PM (BJKQV)

Cascada de preferencia.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (xaF+t)

351 The bloodier parts of it make sense when you are on Meth and Coke.
------------------
That's true regardless of what you're thinking.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (RP+Jx)

352 ""Synecdoche: a figure of speech by which a part is put for the whole (such as fifty sail for fifty ships)."

and yet "the face that launched a thousand ships" is Metalepsis (not sure that is what I learned it being, in high school) -- a figure of speech in which reference is made to something by means of another thing that is remotely related to it, either through a causal relationship, or through another figure of speech.

or "in Metonymy, the exchange is made between two related nouns; while in Synecdoche, the exchange is made between two associated ideas."

Bullinger has a fat book on figures of speech in the Bible ... one can basically bend scripture by claiming things are figures, when they are real, or vice versa. I find it interesting, but getting the exact name right is difficult.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (Cus5s)

353 I try not to think about war and pestilence and famine and the absence of toilet paper which freaks me out.
========
Only one square to a customer.

Posted by: Cheryl Crow Hypocrisy Tour at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (p+Vn+)

354 5 Vegemite.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:20 PM (RP+Jx)
*
Anyone ever have this?

I'm curious.

I've heard things about it, good and bad. Can an entire nation of ex-convicts be wrong?
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022

***
Pixy Misa, the HQ's resident tech genius, is from AU and lives there now. He commented on Vegemite and its cousin, Marmite. Apparently it's an acquired taste.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)

355 Damn, Walmart carries Bourbon BBQ Vienna sausages. Not sure I want to dwell on what that tastes like.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 29, 2022 02:37 PM (5HBd1)

356 349 We are announcing a new Truth Ministry.

bitter clinger you've cracked the code! this is EXACTLY what they're doing. and they have a repertoire of nastygrams just waiting in the wings for any other potential happy news, in order to squash our spirits.
Posted by: Black Orchid at April 29, 2022 02:31 PM (j9HX3)

Elon broke the tech/statist media control. This is a counterattack followed by the back door censorship originating in the EU directed at twitter.
Posted by: 7man at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (qwO6y)

========

It was announced after Elon took over Twitter, but it's first official moves were something like two months ago. The rollout timing may be in response to the Twitter stuff, but this is something they were going to roll out for the midterms.

Lose the midterms, then use accusations of Russian interference to justify the expansion of powers in this new, obviously necessary government program.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

357 Damn it.

Comics legend Neal Adams dead at age 80

https://tinyurl.com/muf73a8u
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

He was one of the greats. He'll be missed.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:37 PM (xaF+t)

358 355 Damn, Walmart carries Bourbon BBQ Vienna sausages. Not sure I want to dwell on what that tastes like.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 29, 2022 02:37 PM (5HBd1)

Kramalulu calls them "snap-caps."

Posted by: CZ = FNG Sadly Waiting In The Dark For A Brave Fully Militarized First Responder To Kick In The Door at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (MkuC5)

359 The Biden Junta is releasing the fascist kraken because they want everyone to believe that only THEIR truth is the REAL truth.

After all, they believe TRUTH over FACTS!!!!

What's YOUR truth? Is it the CORRECT truth?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

360 Why stop at auto? Forgive it all. Auto, mortgage, credit card, pawn shop liens, you name it, it is forgiven.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (3vQN0)

361 Robert

May your time on the road avoid all the YOLO drivers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (u82oZ)

362 We've gone from:

The Biden Administration to
The Biden-Harris Administration to
The Harris Administration to
....... ???

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (sVtYq)

363 Problem is its like nine bucks a can, and not at all a good deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

Bi-Mart is having a sale!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (xhaym)

364 Preferenco cascado.

Speak up louder than normal when you say it, too. Don't overthink this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (SfD1B)

365 344 But Spam is actually delicious and appeals to the human palate in every way. In order to say you find Spam unpalatable, you'd have to basically say you don't like ham or hot dogs, which it almost entirely mimics in taste and texture.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:30 PM (rqOkr)
------------------
I love it but my father hated it. He spent four years eating Spam from Guadacanal to Iwo Jima. They served it with crackers. He didn't like going to the beach either. I wonder why?

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (RP+Jx)

366 He commented on Vegemite and its cousin, Marmite. Apparently it's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)

Isn't marmite a kind of industrial waste? Like white chocolate?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (BJKQV)

367 It was announced after Elon took over Twitter, but it's first official moves were something like two months ago. The rollout timing may be in response to the Twitter stuff, but this is something they were going to roll out for the midterms. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I don't know about the exact timeline, but "before midterms" makes as much sense as anything else. They put up a lot of scaffolding for this, with the key component (in my estimation) being the "MDM Memo" that DHS put out earlier this year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)

368 364 Preferenco cascado.

Speak up louder than normal when you say it, too. Don't overthink this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (SfD1B)

=======

Prefernccio cascadi.
-Italian, with hand motions

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

369
***
Pixy Misa, the HQ's resident tech genius, is from AU and lives there now. He commented on Vegemite and its cousin, Marmite. Apparently it's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)

He?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

370 355 Damn, Walmart carries Bourbon BBQ Vienna sausages. Not sure I want to dwell on what that tastes like.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 29, 2022 02:37 PM (5HBd1)

Top 10 Elf Pick up lines:

#3 I can eat my weight in cocktail weenies.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (yrol0)

371 Always remember: Tulsi went to Syria to negotiate against President Trump and official US foreign policy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (bg3iC)

372 Marie Curie, no I'm serious, listen to me, I'm the one who told her "I think there's something weird about this glowing rock, cover up your tits and look into this," ...

---------

Out: Paste-Eating Joe.
In: Polonium-Licking Joe.

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (lmWM9)

373 Deactivate all federal EBT cards, blame the illegal aliens, and pop some popcorn...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Too many White People now rely on that and I'm not throwing my people, who spent more blood and treasure in this country the last 300-400 years under the bus. If anybody deserves help, its them. They have paid their dues and are net taxpayers as a group.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (InBA3)

374 Apparently it's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)

It's like $12 bucks on Amazon. Time to acquire.

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (xaF+t)

375 Isn't marmite a kind of industrial waste? Like white chocolate?
------------------
Its the stuff you find on a batch of beer sticking to the pot.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (RP+Jx)

376 We've gone from:

The Biden Administration to
The Biden-Harris Administration to
The Harris Administration to
....... ???
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (sVtYq)

Mad Max

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

377 They has Spam sammich at the McDs on JBPHH.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:40 PM (yrol0)

378 Preferenco cascado.
=======
Prefernccio cascadi.
-Italian, with hand motions
TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman
=======
Geschundhaldzeimkatzjensch Vagunigungzehr!
--German with extra spittle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

379 376 Mad Max
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

*preps boomerang skills*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

380 Out: Paste-Eating Joe.
In: Polonium-Licking Joe.
Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (lmWM9)
++++
Why would I feed him Polonium? That shit's expensive and he isn't as a big a threat as the other guy was. Man, I *tried* to get some Polonium into his gullet, but it's harder than you think.

Posted by: FSB poisoner at April 29, 2022 02:40 PM (DU+/6)

381 If the ministry of truth comes up before scotus before it is implemented, no standing. If it comes up afterwards, too late cant do anything about it, you should have said something ahead of time.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 02:40 PM (3vQN0)

382 I am not a biologist, but I am pretty sure Pixy's pronouns are He/Him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:40 PM (bg3iC)

383 Kamacthulu gave me a Vegemite - sandwich.

Posted by: Men At Work at April 29, 2022 02:40 PM (KCgWT)

384 Cascade de preferences, in French.

*With an affectation and a beret, like some kind of faguette.*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 29, 2022 02:41 PM (rqOkr)

385 Elon broke the tech/statist media control. This is a counterattack followed by the back door censorship originating in the EU directed at twitter.

--

We saw signs of it coming before Elon and Twatter. Obama gave the game away several weeks ago. They've had this planned regardless of Elon Musk, imo. All you have to do is listen to what they've been saying for months, in the corridors of power as well as being echoed in their comrade newsreaders.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 02:41 PM (sVtYq)

386 I really love the whole tearing off a rough glob of bread and dredging it through the olive oil spice stuff they put in a tiny bowl on the table with the bread. I like to think that's what all of early human civilization was, a bunch of friends sharing bread and smearing oil and spice on it, chatting and laughing. I try not to think about war and pestilence and famine and the absence of toilet paper which freaks me out.
Posted by: banana Dream

OGB - Oil, Garlic, & Basil
Italian restaurant has it on the menue.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 02:41 PM (H4qIP)

387 No One Likes Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit

Things change over time.

Posted by: Willie Brown at April 29, 2022 02:41 PM (a3Q+t)

388 Apparently it's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)

It's like $12 bucks on Amazon. Time to acquire.
Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (xaF+t)

I've tried both. It's not a taste to acquire. Taste and viscosity of old motor oil.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:41 PM (NWBBy)

389 Stemwinder. Nicely done, furry one.

Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2022 02:42 PM (cTCuP)

390 AmeriKa 2022

Question the election: prison time

Question whether a man can have a baby: you the women

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 02:42 PM (3vQN0)

391 May your time on the road avoid all the YOLO drivers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM (u82oZ)

I'll threaten them with jars of vegemite.

"You want a piece of this?!?"

Posted by: Robert at April 29, 2022 02:42 PM (xaF+t)

392 Problem is its like nine bucks a can, and not at all a good deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------------------------
I paid about 4 bucks per can and not in bulk. Where are you buying it at nine?

Accumulating it as part of a reserve food stash as potable meat taste better as canned than dehydrated.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:42 PM (Iq9dF)

393 https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

Posted by: Men At Work at April 29, 2022 02:42 PM (KCgWT)

394 We must protect our right to tweet that the Cali wildfires were caused by space based lasers owned by Jewish bankers and globalist.
Also to promote the health benefits of ivermecti in solving ED problems

Posted by: Steve Bannon at April 29, 2022 02:43 PM (zi0nM)

395 Too many White People now rely on that and I'm not throwing my people, who spent more blood and treasure in this country the last 300-400 years under the bus. If anybody deserves help, its them. They have paid their dues and are net taxpayers as a group.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:39 PM (InBA3)

Sooo . . . .

You are cool with it happening to black people? Or other ethnicities that aren't "white"?

By the way, were you the one going to check out 4chan for traps?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:43 PM (xhaym)

396 304 I would bet $1000 right now that Joe routinely uses the n-word.
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He knows about roaches.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 29, 2022 02:43 PM (sWM8x)

397 Commander McBragg

Posted by: whatchulookinat at April 29, 2022 02:43 PM (fiQ0w)

398 I shall purchase Kamala Harris and fill her with jellybeans.

So let it be written...
Posted by: Elon Musk

What? Why? Just wtf why?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2022 02:43 PM (Vxu+H)

399 It was announced after Elon took over Twitter, but it's first official moves were something like two months ago. The rollout timing may be in response to the Twitter stuff, but this is something they were going to roll out for the midterms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

The 2016 election taught them that they had to control social media and I think Youngkin wining in VA really scared the hell out of them. He only won because McAuliffe's remarks at the debate couldn't be hidden from voters. Dems know that if they want to have any chance at maintaining political power they absolutely have to keep people from knowing what they are actually saying and doing - same reason LibsOfTikTok was doxed. Truth is now dangerous to Democrats.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:43 PM (BJKQV)

400 "here let me adjust your underwear for you, Sweetheart."
---------

And I was the ten-year-old those wearing those panties.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 29, 2022 02:43 PM (tFWfv)

401 Bullinger has a fat book on figures of speech in the Bible ... one can basically bend scripture by claiming things are figures, when they are real, or vice versa.
Posted by: illiniwek

Would that include the 'rich man through the eye of a needle'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 29, 2022 02:44 PM (IEa8U)

402 We must only protect popular speech!!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 02:44 PM (3vQN0)

403 398 I shall purchase Kamala Harris and fill her with jellybeans.

So let it be written...
Posted by: Elon Musk

What? Why? Just wtf why?
--------------------
Elon is a river to his people.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:44 PM (RP+Jx)

404
Damn it.

Comics legend Neal Adams dead at age 80

https://tinyurl.com/muf73a8u

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:35 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2022 02:44 PM (DUIap)

405 Let me explain...no, that will take too long, let me sum up:

Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit == Front Hole
Fartclam == Back Hole

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Lecturer on Vice Presidential Anatomy at April 29, 2022 02:44 PM (PiwSw)

406 "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:44 PM (RP+Jx)

407 Dems know that if they want to have any chance at maintaining political power they absolutely have to keep people from knowing what they are actually saying and doing - same reason LibsOfTikTok was doxed. Truth is now dangerous to Democrats.
==
Truth will set you free.

Hey that's catchy...

Posted by: Seems familiar somehow at April 29, 2022 02:45 PM (3x1ge)

408 "Report: No One Likes Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit"

All I can say is the next VP better burn the toilet seats and any upholstery.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2022 02:45 PM (OTvdu)

409
He?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Yes, he. He's buying a house.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2022 02:45 PM (pNxlR)

410 Posted by: banana Dream

you would really like eating middle eastern style where the plate of hummus is in the middle and everybody dips their pita in there

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 02:45 PM (DJFLF)

411 Tell me you're a leftist posing as conservative without using the word:

Too many White People now rely on that and I'm not throwing my people, who spent more blood and treasure in this country the last 300-400 years under the bus. If anybody deserves help, its them. They have paid their dues and are net taxpayers as a group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

412 so, let me get this straight...Biden promised something and then didn't deliver it? whoa. big if true.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 02:45 PM (OuH7W)

413 Hmmm, Lex Fridman has a 2 hour conversation with Grimes posted.

That might be... interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOwm7GUjcg8

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:46 PM (NWBBy)

414 There was a story about our executive fartclam doing something stupid (routine for her) and someone in the comments actually regurgitated -- earnestly -- the line about Kamala not being poised for success.

People are dumb when their favorite thing ends up failing miserably.

Posted by: red speck at April 29, 2022 02:46 PM (gS3OW)

415 The 2016 election taught them that they had to control social media and I think Youngkin wining in VA really scared the hell out of them. He only won because McAuliffe's remarks at the debate couldn't be hidden from voters. Dems know that if they want to have any chance at maintaining political power they absolutely have to keep people from knowing what they are actually saying and doing - same reason LibsOfTikTok was doxed. Truth is now dangerous to Democrats.

Posted by: 29Victor
-------------------------------
At a certain point, it is futile to try to contain information--at best you can slow it down. The SovUnion with far better tools or the Chinese still have to deal with it. The more major the screwup, the greater the effect and even delayed information about a major screwup like Chernobyl leaves a definite mark. Ultimately, it saps the will of the oppressors to continue if you keep stepping in policy disasters.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:46 PM (Iq9dF)

416 Funniest writer on the internet. God bless and keep you, Ace.

Posted by: Sam Adams at April 29, 2022 02:46 PM (VDbGO)

417 Elon is a river to his people.
Posted by: Puddinghead

What? Just wtf, what?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2022 02:47 PM (Vxu+H)

418 I was wondering how long until our increasingly stupid country bans the word "rush" because it sounds too close to "Russia?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 29, 2022 02:47 PM (BjRpt)

419 Harris was the most likely to be easily controlled.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 29, 2022 02:29 PM

So is Joe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:47 PM (7ERm6)

420 See the problem with welfare is not just that its pernicious and destructive to productivity and society, but that its ILLEGAL UNDER THE US CONSTITUTION and violates the basic principles of smallest, least government.

Who it hurts or doesn't hurt on some color spectrum is utterly irrelevant. Its bad, full stop , not bad for x group or y group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

421 412 so, let me get this straight...Biden promised something and then didn't deliver it? whoa. big if true.
------------------
He promised to put you people back in chains and he has delivered.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:47 PM (RP+Jx)

422 325 They picked her for the same reason they picked him, too. They want you to know that they can do it, and do it with a dementia patient and a babbling fool who couldn't even win her own state in the primaries.
Posted by:
Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare
-----------------

Are you saying that our country is controlled by a cabal of depraved corporatists?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 02:47 PM (dtPto)

423 I paid about 4 bucks per can and not in bulk. Where are you buying it at nine?

Accumulating it as part of a reserve food stash as potable meat taste better as canned than dehydrated.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:42 PM (Iq9dF)

Costco has a eight pack of low sodium Spam for $21.79 or $2.72 a can.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:47 PM (BJKQV)

424 I shall purchase Kamala Harris and fill her with jellybeans.

So let it be written...
Posted by: Elon Musk

What? Why? Just wtf why?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2022 02:43 PM (Vxu+H)

Because filling her with jelly babies would attract Dr Who.

Posted by: Some random Sontaran at April 29, 2022 02:47 PM (KCgWT)

425 ell me you're a leftist posing as conservative without using the word:

Too many White People now rely on that and I'm not throwing my people, who spent more blood and treasure in this country the last 300-400 years under the bus. If anybody deserves help, its them. They have paid their dues and are net taxpayers as a group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

Glowie

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (5iUNf)

426 I really love the whole tearing off a rough glob of bread and dredging it through the olive oil spice stuff they put in a tiny bowl on the table with the bread. I like to think that's what all of early human civilization was, a bunch of friends sharing bread and smearing oil and spice on it, chatting and laughing. I try not to think about war and pestilence and famine and the absence of toilet paper which freaks me out.
Posted by: banana Dream

There were smooth rocks everywhere ! And rabbitts !

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (arJlL)

427 At a certain point, it is futile to try to contain information--at best you can slow it down

Sure but they know that and that's all they want or need to do. If they can slow the info until its boring or too old or too late to influence policy and elections, that's as good as utterly silencing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

428 on Fox news...despite the biggest treat to America being white supremacy with a side of misgendering and global warming, noted traitor Mayorkas has no information on any WS group actually committing a crime.

Meanwhile, if you mention the liberals' 2020 crime spree of burning down their own cities...because, and I quote, "our cities are fascist" then that is Russian Disinformation that is Playing Into Putin's Hands.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (OuH7W)

429 Positioning for success: is that like a euphemism for knee pads and a bite block?

Posted by: Look into my eyes and despair at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (p+Vn+)

430 I am not a biologist, but I am pretty sure Pixy's pronouns are He/Him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
===

We need to get this straight, because, offending a Cob is risky enough, but offending Pixy has the potential for finding oneself consigned to the dark outer reaches of cyber space.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (wwcKe)

431 Because filling her with jelly babies would attract Dr Who.
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And ants.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (RP+Jx)

432 408 "Report: No One Likes Kamala's Nasty Clapped-Out Snizzbiscuit"

All I can say is the next VP better burn the toilet seats and any upholstery.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2022 02:45 PM (OTvdu)

Story is that Kamala had once used a bathroom at one of those swanky houses out in the valley, and the next day a porn film crew rented it. The adult film actresses demanded the producer replace the toilet seats before they would use the bathroom.

Posted by: Roy at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

433 386 I really love the whole tearing off a rough glob of bread and dredging it through the olive oil spice stuff they put in a tiny bowl on the table with the bread. I like to think that's what all of early human civilization was, a bunch of friends sharing bread and smearing oil and spice on it, chatting and laughing. I try not to think about war and pestilence and famine and the absence of toilet paper which freaks me out.
Posted by: banana Dream

OGB - Oil, Garlic, & Basil
Italian restaurant has it on the menue.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 02:41 PM (H4qIP)

If you ever get a chance to eat at an Ethiopian restaurant, you might enjoy it.

All kinds of tasty stuff in various piles on a giant soft flatbread on a tray in the middle of the table. You pull off a piece of bread and use it to scoop up some of the delicious stuff. No utensils needed. Very tasty.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (Rxcdf)

434 kindltot and CRT,

You may be conversing with Widespread Pepe or some other Vox Day acolyte. Could be a glowie but definitely a new nic.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (Iq9dF)

435
Costco has a eight pack of low sodium Spam for $21.79 or $2.72 a can.
Posted by: 29Victor

Don't go there -- that stuff tastes like crap. Go real or go hungry!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

436 It's a sticky bomb. It's a bomb that sticks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (LkM8p)

437 He promised to put you people back in chains and he has delivered.
Posted by: Puddinghead

actually, today, that statement is dangerous misinformation. Next Monday it might be permissible.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (OuH7W)

438 Spam has cleaned up its texture since the days of my youth. It used to have nasty bits of gristle mixed in like grains of sand that was just awful and vomit inducing. Now its more creamy smooth and has a good flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

I was wondering if it had. I eat a lot of it now but I remember my grandma used to always have it in her cupboard and I could swear that it always came out of the can encased in some kid of jelly. Of course for a good Norwegian like grandma that was probably a bonus.
Modern spam is pretty much like the inside of a good hot dog.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (BJKQV)

439 That gelatin in spam is actually some of the fat and actual gelatin actually as a preservative. Canned hams etc. have the same thing. I've been to the SPAM museum in southern MN. I was near there so I thought, why not. It's actually good. I fried some up for my kids and they were all making faces and then they tried it and said. Hmmm, not bad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (7ERm6)

440 "Would that include the 'rich man through the eye of a needle'?" Posted by: weft cut-loop

that is surely some kind of figure of speech. I had heard "eye of the needle" might be something other than our sewing needles. It was a small entrance or some such (an "orientalism") ... so difficult, not impossible.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (Cus5s)

441 I hope Dinesh D'Souza's new documentary lives up to its hype.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

442 431 Because filling her with jelly babies would attract Dr Who.
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And ants.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (RP+Jx)

"Que bueno!"

- - Salvador Dali

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

443 I really love the whole tearing off a rough glob of bread and dredging it through the olive oil spice stuff they put in a tiny bowl on the table with the bread. I like to think that's what all of early human civilization was, a bunch of friends sharing bread and smearing oil and spice on it, chatting and laughing. I try not to think about war and pestilence and famine and the absence of toilet paper which freaks me out.
Posted by: banana Dream

Totally invented by Olive Garden. Italians do not do this.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (9otr5)

444 Trump! Jen the Lying Psaki told the press moments ago that the Disinformation Governance Board is merely a continuation of an effort started in 2020, by President Trump.

These people are beyond shameless.

Also Lying Jen defended the selection of Miss Nina Disinformation as Board Chair by reading her resume...worked at a non-partisan outfit, specializing in disinformation issues while there, has testified before Congress and the British Parliament, and yada, yada, yada more credentials. Accomplishments other than testifying before legislative bodies? Not that I heard. Has she ever managed a board or commission or managed personnel at any scale? I guess not.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (AMIL/)

445 I paid about 4 bucks per can and not in bulk. Where are you buying it at nine?

Accumulating it as part of a reserve food stash as potable meat taste better as canned than dehydrated.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:42 PM (Iq9dF)

Costco has a eight pack of low sodium Spam for $21.79 or $2.72 a can.
Posted by: 29Victor

Y2k rule #1. Stock what you currently eat. Unless you like eating Dak Ham, don't stockpile Dak Ham just because it's canned ham.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (H4qIP)

446 Don't go there -- that stuff tastes like crap. Go real or go hungry!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

It's hard enough to be low-carb with high blood pressure. Don't steal my dream!

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (BJKQV)

447 441 I hope Dinesh D'Souza's new documentary lives up to its hype.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

=========

"I never heard of it."
-Consumers of the NYT, ABC News, WaPo, CNN, and the AP in general

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

448 Allianz said it won't offer new single-site and stand-alone property insurance and casualty insurance coverages (and renew existing contracts after July 1, 2023) and will halt new funding for exploration and development of new oil and new gas fields (upstream), construction of new midstream infrastructure related to oil, construction of new oil power plants, and projects in the Arctic.

The new guidelines come as the company is "accelerating the deployment of its climate strategy and has announced new ambitious commitments in both its core business and operations ... limit the greenhouse gas emissions (GHG) deriving from Allianz's sites and activities in over 70 markets to net-zero by 2030, instead of 2050 as originally planned."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (bg3iC)

449 "Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda."

I don't believe this for a second. Obama was lazy and Biden was an incompetent no one respected. Zero chance they were working hard on a policy agenda over lunch.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (V6W16)

450 >>Lex Fridman has a 2 hour conversation with Grimes posted.

Michael Malice is gonna need Moar Lube.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2022 02:51 PM (NNKAj)

451 441 I hope Dinesh D'Souza's new documentary lives up to its hype.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

You seem to be putting it on par with "An Inconvenient Truth."

Dinesh's work is solid actual investigative journalism. Not J-ism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 29, 2022 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

452 Someone around here isn't going to like this twatt...

Nina Jankowicz @wiczipedia
You can just call me the Mary Poppins of disinformation 💁🏻‍♀️
4:35 PM · Feb 17, 2021

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 02:51 PM (UHVv4)

453 I think they target to release bad news on Thursdays, it lets the talking head scream about it on Friday, and a whole weekend to stew over it with the Sunday shows, and Mondays for the rebuttal to be reinforced on Tuesdays. That is a good 4 days to get people riled up, and then there is those two or three days to get calmed down and we get hit again.

Great message management for maximum impact and minimal response

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:51 PM (xhaym)

454 Tell me you're a leftist posing as conservative without using the word:

Too many White People now rely on that and I'm not throwing my people, who spent more blood and treasure in this country the last 300-400 years under the bus. If anybody deserves help, its them. They have paid their dues and are net taxpayers as a group.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Nope. Dissident Right and Pro White. I actually advocate for my people and sick of the Anti-White shit in the War against Whites cause I'm not a fucking coward.

Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:52 PM (3jpCK)

455 If you ever get a chance to eat at an Ethiopian restaurant, you might enjoy it.

All kinds of tasty stuff in various piles on a giant soft flatbread on a tray in the middle of the table.

Then you declare yourself king and take all of the food and let other tables feed the rest of your party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:52 PM (bg3iC)

456 Costco has a eight pack of low sodium Spam for $21.79 or $2.72 a can.
Posted by: 29Victor

Don't go there -- that stuff tastes like crap. Go real or go hungry!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Sam's has both. Full bore & low sodium for $21.98/8 = $2.75/can

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 02:52 PM (H4qIP)

457 As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done
__________

"Hey (munch munch) I've got an idea how we can REALLY fuck up America."

"I'm all ears."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2022 02:52 PM (lA5kl)

458 Musk hates vacant places. He figures jellybeans are a good filler for Commiela's empty skull.

Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2022 02:52 PM (cTCuP)

459 ARGLE BARGLE!

Posted by: Joe Bidumb at April 29, 2022 02:52 PM (JpV1k)

460
Also Lying Jen defended the selection of Miss Nina Disinformation as Board Chair by reading her resume...

Judging her by her attempts at "entertainment" that she has posted publicly, she is a cooking child.

Defund, destroy, demolish!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2022 02:52 PM (pNxlR)

461 Nina Jankowicz @wiczipedia
You can just call me the Mary Poppins of disinformation 💁🏻‍♀️
4:35 PM · Feb 17, 2021
Posted by: andycanuck

A spoonful of sugar makes the disinformation go down?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (bg3iC)

462 There's barely any jelly on the modern Spam, its been well adapted to more modern eaters who trim the fat off their ham.

A good meat for stocking is tuna, because you can get it pretty damn cheap and its very readily available. That always annoyed me with the left's "starving grandma" stories. Cat food in tins costs like 3 times as much as tuna. who would buy that and eat it, if they are too poor???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

463 Lex Fridman has a 2 hour conversation with Grimes posted.
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Michael Malice is gonna need Moar Lube.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2022 02:51 PM (NNKAj)

She has a slight lisp. I hadn't heard her speak before. I stand by my previous statement: She's just about the sexiest ugly woman on the planet.

Far outdistancing Lady Gagme.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (NWBBy)

464 Pixy Misa, the HQ's resident tech genius, is from AU and lives there now. He commented on Vegemite and its cousin, Marmite. Apparently it's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022
*
He?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022

***
As far as I know. I don't recall a discussion of sex (not Pixy's anyway) on the Daily Tech Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (txdEq)

465 "Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda."

Narrator: but what they got done was ceding the entire middle east to ISIS

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (OuH7W)

466 No State Imports More Electricity Than California

No State Export more Carbon Than California

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (yrol0)

467 knee pads and a bite block?
Posted by: Look into my eyes and despair at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (p+Vn+)

Bite block.

Ok, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 02:54 PM (KCgWT)

468 18 ct package of Vienna Sausages for $10.12 = .56/can.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 02:54 PM (H4qIP)

469 "Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done, a moment set aside on the White House calendar for the two men to break bread and build out an agenda."

Narrator: But what they got done was eliminating America's ability to manufacture goods.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 02:54 PM (OuH7W)

470 Sure but they know that and that's all they want or need to do. If they can slow the info until its boring or too old or too late to influence policy and elections, that's as good as utterly silencing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------------------------
Not really on a major screwup like hyperinflation, war, etc. Ultimately, no one trust what you say anyway and even those in authority get information from samizdat. We are seeing a regime implode in real time just like the later Sov Union and for much of the same reason--accumulation of policy failures. Trying to prevent the coming fall ultimately enrages the populace and that is dangerous for coup organizers. The leftists did not take over in a revolution nor persuasion about their goals, they took over by cheating, lying, and now trying to coerce the population over things they cannot hide.

Best they can do is take their licking and live to fight another day. Other possibilities are far darker but those paths ultimately result in failure too. They simply do not have the manpower necessary to cash the oligarch checks.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:54 PM (Iq9dF)

471 Spam is beloved in Hawaii.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 02:54 PM (jTmQV)

472 A good meat for stocking is tuna, because you can get it pretty damn cheap and its very readily available. That always annoyed me with the left's "starving grandma" stories. Cat food in tins costs like 3 times as much as tuna. who would buy that and eat it, if they are too poor???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

Remember when Rush bought his Mom a can opener to open her cat food.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:54 PM (yrol0)

473
Totally invented by Olive Garden. Italians do not do this.
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (9otr5)

When I lived in Italy they did. Also - french fries in mayo.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (BJKQV)

474 I don't recall a discussion of sex (not Pixy's anyway) on the Daily Tech Thread.

Pixy's in tech, there's no sex involved.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (ZGrMX)

475 >>If you ever get a chance to eat at an Ethiopian restaurant, you might enjoy it.

I have a funny story about a first date at an Ethiopian Restaurant.

Hotter older siseter of an ex, who lived in a studio apartment.

... with a curtain for a bathroom door.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (NNKAj)

476 We need to get this straight, because, offending a Cob is risky enough, but offending Pixy has the potential for finding oneself consigned to the dark outer reaches of cyber space.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 02:48 PM (wwcKe)

That and we'll go back to Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (PiwSw)

477 Nina Jankowicz @wiczipedia
You can just call me the Mary Poppins of disinformation 💁🏻‍♀️
4:35 PM · Feb 17, 2021
Posted by: andycanuck

A spoonful of sugar makes the disinformation go down?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (bg3iC)

If she says it loud enough she almost sounds precocious.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (NWBBy)

478 The Tuna C-Ration was my favorite. You could eat everything in the box. No need to ratfuck it.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (RP+Jx)

479 OK, Ace. What in the hell is a snizzbiscuit?

Posted by: Ralph at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (Qf//C)

480 471 Spam is beloved in Hawaii.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 02:54 PM (jTmQV)

As I said the McDs a Pearl Harbor has a spam sammich!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (yrol0)

481 Who would want to eat lunch with Joey Shitpants?

Creamed spinach, creamed carrots, steamed beef and pudding for dessert.

The methane cloud that would produce would be classified a WMD.

Posted by: Archer at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (gmo/4)

482 Go real or go hungry...hmmmm, nope, that go hungry part doesn't fit the plan.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (dtPto)

483 Italians do not do this.

Incorrect. My wop grandmother did it before OG existed.

Posted by: Squid at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (DYKQF)

484
Someone around here isn't going to like this twatt...

Nina Jankowicz @wiczipedia
You can just call me the Mary Poppins of disinformation 💁🏻‍♀️
4:35 PM · Feb 17, 2021
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)

No, you are a child and unfit for any position to judge anything regarding disinformation. Go back to your nursery room and suck your wubbie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (pNxlR)

485 Spam is beloved in Hawaii.

And by Pacific Islanders in general. The K-Mart in Guam 10 years ago had an entire aisle that was just Spam.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (ZGrMX)

486 OMG this is hilarious.

Posted by: MJ at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (zwDuR)

487 >>> Totally invented by Olive Garden. Italians do not do this.
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (9otr5)

They should it's great.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (qsj+f)

488 >>She has a slight lisp. I hadn't heard her speak before. I stand by my previous statement: She's just about the sexiest ugly woman on the planet.

That's nice. But. Pretty sure Malice is gay for Lex.

Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (NNKAj)

489 471 Spam is beloved in Hawaii.
Posted by: gourmand

They also love root paste.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (bg3iC)

490 "Totally invented by Olive Garden. Italians do not do this.
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (9otr5)

When I lived in Italy they did. Also - french fries in mayo.

Posted by: 29Victor"

Can't we get Ministry of Truth to sort this out?

Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (MxEKc)

491 Then you declare yourself king and take all of the food and let other tables feed the rest of your party.
-------------------------
Then Sally Struthers eats you.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (UHVv4)

492 Dissident Right and Pro White. I actually advocate for my people

'pro white' because of race, or culture?
The former is by definition, racist, the latter is something else entirely.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (KCgWT)

493 Olive Garden is Italian food like Kaboom is a steak dinner. How that craphole stays open is beyond my imagination. I can make better Italian food with weeds from the yard and hot dogs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

494 Totally invented by Olive Garden. Italians do not do this.

Their loss.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 02:57 PM (ZGrMX)

495 485 Spam is beloved in Hawaii.

And by Pacific Islanders in general.
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Its nearly as good a long pig.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:57 PM (RP+Jx)

496 Baba ganoush is another food to dip bread in. Roasted eggplant with olive oil.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 29, 2022 02:57 PM (5HBd1)

497 This post is the reason I read this blog. God Speed Ace

Posted by: Bill C at April 29, 2022 02:57 PM (PQwzA)

498 You seem to be putting it on par with "An Inconvenient Truth."
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I didn't mean it that way at all, JJ. I expect it will be well done. I'm truly hoping it will be as convincing as its promoters say it will be.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 29, 2022 02:57 PM (sWM8x)

499 Two dunces walk to the lunch counter..

..but, enough about Kamala and Biden...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 29, 2022 02:57 PM (5pTK/)

500 You may be conversing with Widespread Pepe or some other Vox Day acolyte. Could be a glowie but definitely a new nic.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (Iq9dF)

I still want to know what he found out about traps on 4chan

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:57 PM (xhaym)

501 Spam is good survival stock.
If a can gets too old, I'll eat it diced up with scrambled eggs. Or in brown rice.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (jTmQV)

502 But the Olive Garden chefs are trained in Tuscany!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (bg3iC)

503 I don't believe this for a second. Obama was lazy and Biden was an incompetent no one respected. Zero chance they were working hard on a policy agenda over lunch.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (V6W16)

I couldn't. I hate watching people eat pureed food. And Thickit in Ensure is just disgusting-looking.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (BJKQV)

504 yeah, I think dragging bread through herbed olive oil is something we enjoy because we imagine we're imitating some sort of old world custom that has delighted people for centuries. if it isn't true, so what.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (OuH7W)

505 I'll let you in on a little secret. My grandmother was Dutch"

Posted by: The future Sheriff Bart at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (KCgWT)

506 MCI - Meal Combat Individual. M1A (Tuna) was good.

Posted by: Archer at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (gmo/4)

507 A spoonful of sugar makes the disinformation go down?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:53 PM (bg3iC)
___________

Whereas $5 makes Kamala go down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (lA5kl)

508 502 But the Olive Garden chefs are trained in Tuscany!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (bg3iC)

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Tuscany, New Jersey?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

509 Olive Garden is Italian food like Kaboom is a steak dinner.
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Don't tell me Carlo Rossi Paisano Wine is fake. At $6 a bottle I can't handle the truth.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (RP+Jx)

510 489 471 Spam is beloved in Hawaii.
Posted by: gourmand

They also love root paste.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (bg3iC)

Same McDs there at Pearl also has a poi hot (apple) pie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (yrol0)

511 Pixy's in tech, there's no sex involved.

Posted by: Ian S

A lot of tech advances were to facilitate porn. You forget who were the people that created the internet--see Revenge of the Nerds.

Porn also drove a lot of First Amendment law development in the 60's and early 70's.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (Iq9dF)

512 That's nice. But. Pretty sure Malice is gay for Lex.
Posted by: garrett at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (NNKAj)

He's rather coy about his sexuality.

Which probably means what it means.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM (NWBBy)

513 Spam is beloved in Hawaii.

As I understand it, at least part of the reason was that rationing and WWII supply issues meant tons of canned meat were sent to the island and they ate that an awful lot for long enough it became just part of their cuisine.

Like Englanders eating terrible food out of a can because for decades after the war they were in such terrible economic shape they basically survived on crappy pre-packaged American food. So that's what they grew up liking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

514 You can italicize emojis!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (UHVv4)

515 look at the ingredients. Olive Garden uses fucking margarine on their breadsticks and I bet their salad dressing is the same PUFA drenched sludge you can buy at the grocery store.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (OuH7W)

516 473
Totally invented by Olive Garden. Italians do not do this.
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (9otr5)

When I lived in Italy they did. Also - french fries in mayo.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (BJKQV)

Spicy mayo or Kraft-type store mayo? I went to the Netherlands for work about 10 years ago and was prepared to be totally disgusted by fries and mayo. I was wrong - the mayo served in restaurants with fries is spicy and goes well with fried potatoes.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

517 yeah, I think dragging bread through herbed olive oil is something we enjoy because we imagine we're imitating some sort of old world custom that has delighted people for centuries.

I enjoy it because it's delicious, but you do you.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (ZGrMX)

518 443 I really love the whole tearing off a rough glob of bread and dredging it through the olive oil spice stuff they put in a tiny bowl on the table with the bread. I like to think that's what all of early human civilization was, a bunch of friends sharing bread and smearing oil and spice on it, chatting and laughing. I try not to think about war and pestilence and famine and the absence of toilet paper which freaks me out.
Posted by: banana Dream

Totally invented by Olive Garden. Italians do not do this.
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 02:50 PM (9otr5)

Wait a second, isn't that Macaroni Grill and not Olive Garden?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (b2nrj)

519 Can't we get Ministry of Truth to sort this out?
Posted by: Ripley at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (MxEKc)

While they're at it could we get them to teach the degos how to make a decent pizza?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (BJKQV)

520 Pure poetry, ace.

Posted by: fluffy at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (UnQlg)

521 489 471 Spam is beloved in Hawaii.
Posted by: gourmand

They also love root paste.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 02:56 PM (bg3iC)

Same McDs there at Pearl also has a poi hot (apple) pie.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 02:58 PM

They have a hot taro root pie too. It wasn't bad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (7ERm6)

522 Olive Garden uses fucking margarine on their breadsticks and I bet their salad dressing is the same PUFA drenched sludge you can buy at the grocery store.
Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (OuH7W)

...

Hey.

I like their store brand.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (aMA7g)

523 478 The Tuna C-Ration was my favorite. You could eat everything in the box. No need to ratfuck it.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (RP+Jx)

THIS! Especially if it had a can of peaches or pound cake.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 03:00 PM (Qhnrt)

524 I still want to know what he found out about traps on 4chan

Posted by: Kindltot
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missed that convo. I can take or leave the chans personally as they are like Reddit of old--a time suck. I can only afford a couple of online time suck sites.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:00 PM (Iq9dF)

525 "and how the entire premise of Knight Rider was based on his years at University of Delaware Law school..."

You mean THE university of delaware where he was on a full academic scholarship for being a big boy genioous smarty pants?

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:00 PM (OuH7W)

526
By Philip Wegmann

Joe Biden takes lunch seriously. As vice president, his weekly lunch with Obama wasn't just a meal. It was a meeting when things really got done

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Obama famously despised Biden and largely avoided dealing with him much.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (C+AbJ)

527 A lot of tech advances were to facilitate porn. You forget who were the people that created the internet--see Revenge of the Nerds.

I've worked in tech for 28 years. The advances in porn aren't because women are throwing themselves at us.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (ZGrMX)

528 I never liked the poi but Hawaiians have a reverence for it because it got them through hard times.
Anything that keeps you alive for one more day...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (jTmQV)

529 we didn't dip or drag the bread through the herbed oil, we just drizzled it on the bread.

But I do enjoy going to Not Your Average Joe's where they provide excellent bread and a little saucer of rosemary/garlic oil, with grated cheese.

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (DJFLF)

530 Nina Jankowicz @wiczipedia
You can just call me the Mary Poppins of disinformation
4:35 PM · Feb 17, 2021

---------

I'd like to give her a good Perfectly-Placed Piercing or two.

Posted by: ShainS at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (lmWM9)

531 Olive Garden uses fucking margarine on their breadsticks and I bet their salad dressing is the same PUFA drenched sludge you can buy at the grocery store.

Everything they serve is from Cisco, they just get frozen food service pre-packaged crap and charge twice as much as usual for it, and sucker line up outside the door like its the first showing of Star Wars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

532 So that's what they grew up liking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

...

Teehee

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (aMA7g)

533 If Italians don't do that, someone needs to alert every restaurant on The Hill in St. Louis.

Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (cTCuP)

534 There's a simple reason Grampa sneaky fingers doesn't eat solid food in public: one little particle of food under his dentures and he'd have his teeth out, looking for the problem.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (5pTK/)

535 They have a hot taro root pie too. It wasn't bad.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (7ERm6)

you are right it was taro. Its purple.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (yrol0)

536 LOL!
Hall of Fame post by Ace
VDH LOLD so hard he had to take a break from writing another volume on the Peloponnesian War

Posted by: Dusky Pissflaps at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (YTBIQ)

537 Don't go there -- that stuff tastes like crap. Go real or go hungry!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Closest fresh meat I can get to Spam is fresh possum. It tends to be grisly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (Faksa)

538 Nope. Dissident Right and Pro White. I actually advocate for my people and sick of the Anti-White shit in the War against Whites cause I'm not a fucking coward.
Posted by: The Vooter at April 29, 2022 02:52 PM (3jpCK)

You are such a charming person. So what did you find at 4chan? C'mon, spill!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 03:02 PM (xhaym)

539 If Italians don't do that, someone needs to alert every restaurant on The Hill in St. Louis.
Posted by: creeper

The Hill FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:02 PM (H4qIP)

540 yes sure, things taste good.

you're eating industrial waste packed with msg but hey, free bread sticks.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:02 PM (OuH7W)

541 In Spain they serve fried mozzarella sticks with blueberry jam...its not bad.

Posted by: Mishdog at April 29, 2022 03:02 PM (C7TSq)

542 and I bet their salad dressing is the same PUFA drenched sludge you can buy at the grocery store.

do they use canola oil?

I can't stomach that taste

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:02 PM (DJFLF)

543 Hall of Fame post by Ace

100%. The world's longest run-on sentence describing how Biden tells stories is so good VDH has given up writing.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (ZGrMX)

544 Spicy mayo or Kraft-type store mayo? I went to the Netherlands for work about 10 years ago and was prepared to be totally disgusted by fries and mayo. I was wrong - the mayo served in restaurants with fries is spicy and goes well with fried potatoes.
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2022 02:59 PM (AMIL/)

Kraft. Probably ripped it off from the French. It's one of the Mother Sauces, you know.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (BJKQV)

545 523 478 The Tuna C-Ration was my favorite. You could eat everything in the box. No need to ratfuck it.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (RP+Jx)

THIS! Especially if it had a can of peaches or pound cake.
----------------
Do you remember turkey loaf?

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (RP+Jx)

546 I got sick of salad dressings being gutter oil mixed with corn sludge so I started mixing my own at home. I would recommend.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (OuH7W)

547 Joe Biden takes lunch seriously.

...

It sounds more like Obama took lunch seriously.

Since there were regular meetings when Obama was in charge and much less so with Biden.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (aMA7g)

548 You are saying there isn't a tuscany trained chef in the OG kitchen hand breading my chicken parm?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (bg3iC)

549 Christy Lewis
@Cavalewis
1h
New NPR/Marist poll is remarkable
Republicans lead Democrats on generic Congressional ballot among these groups:
Parents with children under 18: 60% choose GOP; 39% Democrats

Latino voters: 52% GOP; 39% Dems

*Correction: 32% of parents choose Ds, compared to 60% who choose Rs.
Republicans have 28-point lead with parents on the generic ballot.

https://tinyurl.com/4sdjbuc9

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (NpAcC)

550 Olive Garden is Italian food like Kaboom is a steak dinner. How that craphole stays open is beyond my imagination. I can make better Italian food with weeds from the yard and hot dogs.

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Not only does it stay open, it is always jam-packed, standing room only, line out the door. Saturdays, especially. I never could understand it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (sVtYq)

551 If Italians don't do that, someone needs to alert every restaurant on The Hill in St. Louis.
Posted by: creeper

Toasted ravioli dipped in either drawn butter (preferably) or marinara.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (H4qIP)

552 549 Latino voters: 52% GOP; 39% Dems

*Correction: 32% of parents choose Ds, compared to 60% who choose Rs.
Republicans have 28-point lead with parents on the generic ballot.

https://tinyurl.com/4sdjbuc9
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (NpAcC)

=========

Single white women will save them!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

553 >>> You may be conversing with Widespread Pepe or some other Vox Day acolyte. Could be a glowie but definitely a new nic.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 02:49 PM (Iq9dF)

They can mosey on over and inform me when he's going to write another damned Art of Dark and Light book. It seems obvious from the last book that there's more and I'm eager to buy it but it's been a while. I wrote him an email once a few years ago but he didn't answer, probably gets tons so I understand.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (qsj+f)

554 Baba ganoush
==
Was a euphemism for the snizzbiscuit I used when talking to one of my buddies about his Egyptian ladyfriend.

Posted by: he told her about it and they broke up at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (aO1wl)

555 wow, just a 28 point GOP lead?

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (OuH7W)

556 I've worked in tech for 28 years. The advances in porn aren't because women are throwing themselves at us.

Posted by: Ian S.
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The advances were because women are NOT throwing themselves at the IT guys. The long hours working at code and what toll that took on the body were a similar problem. So porn becomes the substitution effect. It also paid well until market saturation.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (Iq9dF)

557 I never could understand it.
Posted by: Lady in Blac

Marketing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (bg3iC)

558 Anyone try drinking a shot of olive oil in the morning? I did it for a while and I didn't mind it at all but then someone told me that only EVOO did any good. I tried that and it tasted like pain and heartburn. Maybe I'm just too white trash.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:05 PM (BJKQV)

559 one sad trombone was realizing that Cheesecake Factory's cheesecakes and cakes are all made with garbage.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:05 PM (OuH7W)

560 537 Don't go there -- that stuff tastes like crap. Go real or go hungry!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
--------
Closest fresh meat I can get to Spam is fresh possum. It tends to be grisly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (Faksa)

As I recall, Granny Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies could fry up some tasty possum:

Granny: "How do you like yer possum, Lowell? Fallin-off-the-bones tender, or with a little fight left in it?
Lowell Redlings Farquhar: "I'm really not hungry."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 29, 2022 03:05 PM (PiwSw)

561 You are saying there isn't a tuscany trained chef in the OG kitchen hand breading my chicken parm?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

In Texas? Only if Tuscany is somewhere Mexico.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (H4qIP)

562 Not only does it stay open, it is always jam-packed, standing room only, line out the door. Saturdays, especially. I never could understand it.

It tastes good and a lot of us don't have the goal of being part of the Deep State where what fucking restaurant we go to matters on our transcript right alongside our Harvard degree.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (ZGrMX)

563 *Correction: 32% of parents choose Ds, compared to 60% who choose Rs.
Republicans have 28-point lead with parents on the generic ballot.

So, we can afford to cut a few undesirable candidates loose?

Kevin McC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (bg3iC)

564 Poi Boys.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (UHVv4)

565 nyone try drinking a shot of olive oil in the morning? I did it for a while and I didn't mind it at all but then someone told me that only EVOO did any good. I tried that and it tasted like pain and heartburn. Maybe I'm just too white trash.
Posted by: 29Victo

here's the thing: go to costco, get their bottle of MCT oil. Use that like olive oil. Put it in your coffee.

EVOO is ok but coconut oil, particularly good MCT oil, is better for you.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (OuH7W)

566 I've been making my Italian sausage sandwiches lately. Damn those things are good.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (RP+Jx)

567 546 I got sick of salad dressings being gutter oil mixed with corn sludge so I started mixing my own at home. I would recommend.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (OuH7W)

On salads at home I often only use aged Modena balsamic vinegar rather than oil and vinegar or prepared salad dressings

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (AMIL/)

568 Not only does it stay open, it is always jam-packed, standing room only, line out the door. Saturdays, especially. I never could understand it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (sVtYq)

...

When we were poor(er) and young(er) the unlimited salad/breadsticks and splitting an entree was a pretty decent cheap date compared to what else you could get for the money.

That was a long time ago though and I haven't been in probably 20 years.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (aMA7g)

569 The Tuna C-Ration was my favorite. You could eat everything in the box. No need to ratfuck it.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (RP+Jx)

THIS! Especially if it had a can of peaches or pound cake.
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Do you remember turkey loaf?
Posted by: Puddinghead
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C Ration plum pudding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (LUJEW)

570 Whenever I hear someone refer to "my people," I can't help but picture them in a headdress full of feathers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (sVtYq)

571 All restaurants are Sysco.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:07 PM (bg3iC)

572 In Texas? Only if Tuscany is somewhere Mexico.
Posted by: rickb223

wow, look at you...fancy. Mexicans are for rich places now. You get somalis at olive garden.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:07 PM (OuH7W)

573 533 If Italians don't do that, someone needs to alert every restaurant on The Hill in St. Louis.
Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (cTCuP)

Well they don't. Or they didn't. Now every American goes there and asks for it at the table so the really touristy places have it now.

Go somewhere the tourists don't go you won't find anyone dipping their bread in oil.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:07 PM (9otr5)

574 It sounds more like Obama took lunch seriously.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (aMA7g)
_____________

"What? Roast dog AGAIN??"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2022 03:07 PM (lA5kl)

575 ...until market saturation.
--------------------------------
Phrasing!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 03:07 PM (UHVv4)

576
Do you remember turkey loaf?
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:03 PM (RP+Jx)

Yes. It was still better than ham and eggs.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 03:07 PM (Qhnrt)

577 Hold it...have we transitioned to a food thread?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (LUJEW)

578 Commie Lay tapped out after she found out that "bowl of dicks" wasn't on the menu for the White House cafeteria.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (bW8dp)

579 569 The Tuna C-Ration was my favorite. You could eat everything in the box. No need to ratfuck it.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 02:55 PM (RP+Jx)

THIS! Especially if it had a can of peaches or pound cake.
----------------
Do you remember turkey loaf?
Posted by: Puddinghead
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C Ration plum pudding.
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You can never complain about canned cheese.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (RP+Jx)

580 Problem is its like nine bucks a can, and not at all a good deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

Bi-Mart is having a sale!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 02:38 PM

Pissed at Bi-Mart for their disastrous pharmacy closer. They basically kicked everybody out with a hardy FU take it up with the new pharmacy we stuck you in.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (+zkv2)

581 Parents with children under 18: 60% choose GOP; 39% Democrats

Latino voters: 52% GOP; 39% Dems

*Correction: 32% of parents choose Ds, compared to 60% who choose Rs.
Republicans have 28-point lead with parents on the generic ballot.

https://tinyurl.com/4sdjbuc9
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (NpAcC)

This is how you know that any Republican pol who doesn't hammer Wokeness, CRT and illegal immigration isn't worried about reelection or serving constituents but is only concerned with kissing up to woke corporations & donors. These issues are all slam dunks.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (BJKQV)

582 Hall of Fame post by Ace

100%. The world's longest run-on sentence describing how Biden tells stories is so good VDH has given up writing.
==
No he hasn't given it up. Its clear he's jealous that Ace's anonymous nature gives him the ability to skewer his foes without any need to censor. He's probably trying to think up a way to develop an alter ego right now - like Garth Brooks did.

Posted by: Ace is the Place at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (uB8cS)

583 Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (sVtYq)

And prehistoric tech.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (KCgWT)

584 But the Olive Garden chefs are trained in Tuscany!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022

***
Where can those chefs possibly live? Everyone knows there is no place available to rent in Tuscany. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

585 Go somewhere the tourists don't go you won't find anyone dipping their bread in oil.
Posted by: blaster

Roma's in Bonham, Texas. Only tourists there are if their car broke down on 82. OGB on the menu.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:09 PM (H4qIP)

586 >>> Olive Garden is Italian food like Kaboom is a steak dinner. How that craphole stays open is beyond my imagination. I can make better Italian food with weeds from the yard and hot dogs.

--

Not only does it stay open, it is always jam-packed, standing room only, line out the door. Saturdays, especially. I never could understand it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (sVtYq)

I am very unsophisticated, I find olive garden food tasty and comforting when I go. Nearly every choice is a win for me. I don't eat out much now though. But never in my life has anyone ever prepared an authentic Italian meal for me and I'm pretty sure never will. So I really don't know any better. And there are a great multitude like me who are ignorantly happy.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 03:09 PM (qsj+f)

587 This is how you know that any Republican pol who doesn't hammer Wokeness, CRT and illegal immigration isn't worried about reelection or serving constituents but is only concerned with kissing up to woke corporations & donors. These issues are all slam dunks.

///

I was informed by well meaning good white people that hispanics have disassociated from gender constructs and now prefer to be called LatinX and are down with trannies.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:09 PM (OuH7W)

588 Olive Garden isn't terrible Italian food. You can hardly screw up pasta and sauce. And for a night out it's filling and reasonably priced. A lot of people go and fill up on bread sticks and salad, and take their entree home for a second meal.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:09 PM (9otr5)

589 Whenever I hear someone refer to "my people," I can't help but picture them in a headdress full of feathers.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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A scene from 'F Troop'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:10 PM (wwcKe)

590 568 Not only does it stay open, it is always jam-packed, standing room only, line out the door. Saturdays, especially. I never could understand it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (sVtYq)

When we were poor(er) and young(er) the unlimited salad/breadsticks and splitting an entree was a pretty decent cheap date compared to what else you could get for the money.

That was a long time ago though and I haven't been in probably 20 years. Posted by: TexasDan
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Texas Dan gets it. Also Olive Garden or any other chain restaurant well managed has a guaranteed standard of mediocrity. Individual restaurants may or may not as most online review services are filled with worthless reviews.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:10 PM (Iq9dF)

591 I dunno what eating overpriced bad Italian Food has to do with the deep state, but surely you can find something better or make it at home than Olive Garden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

592 Olive Garden Story:

My wife and I took mom to Olive Garden several years ago, in Bakersfield, CA.

We were probably the only white people in the restaurant, the rest of the customers being Mexicans. My wife, and my mom, commented on this, and I told them, most likely, all of the white people were at Mexican restaurants.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 29, 2022 03:10 PM (5pTK/)

593 588 Olive Garden isn't terrible Italian food. You can hardly screw up pasta and sauce. And for a night out it's filling and reasonably priced. A lot of people go and fill up on bread sticks and salad, and take their entree home for a second meal.
Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:09 PM (9otr5)

Hell I don't even really eat the breadsticks and salad and it's still two meals for me.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 03:10 PM (b2nrj)

594 Pissed at Bi-Mart for their disastrous pharmacy closer. They basically kicked everybody out with a hardy FU take it up with the new pharmacy we stuck you in.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (+zkv2)

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:10 PM (BJKQV)

595 Single white women will save them!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

...

In all seriousness, the political disconnect of childless women from their peers only stands to illustrate the damage of feminism in convincing women that a "career" is somehow better than the eternal blessing of child-bearing and family. It utterly distorts the psyche of many/most those women in every way.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:10 PM (aMA7g)

596 Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (ZGrMX)

I've only been there once, many years ago. I figured I'd test it by ordering a dish my mom made to perfection - spaghetti with fresh tomato sauce, *not* the long-simmered ragu.

I was pleasantly surprised. I picked that particular dish because it is the simplest dishes that are easiest to fark up. But the OG I went to passed the taste test.

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (DJFLF)

597 WRT spicy mayo: adding a few dashes of El Yucateco green sauce to mayonnaise makes it the sandwich condiment of the gods.

Tabasco will work in a pinch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (bW8dp)

598 536 LOL!
Hall of Fame post by Ace
VDH LOLD so hard he had to take a break from writing another volume on the Peloponnesian War

Posted by: Dusky Pissflaps at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (YTBIQ)

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You can never have too many volumes on the Peloponnesian War!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (lmWM9)

599 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

600 look, we're not saying they don't make tasty food at OG. We're saying the food at OG is made by the dumpster out of the shittiest ingredients they can find at the lowest price. And that they use chemicals to make it taste like virgin pussy.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (OuH7W)

601 C Ration plum pudding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (LUJEW)

Ugh. But the chocolate chip cookies (John Wayners) - double plus good.

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (5iUNf)

602 575 ...until market saturation.
--------------------------------
Phrasing!

Posted by: andycanuck
------------------------
Much essence has been spilled over porn. Enough to send the world population totals into orbit.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (Iq9dF)

603 Who doesn't like endless salads and breadsticks? I get so full on that shit I don't want another bite.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (LkM8p)

604 I'd hit it.
*hic*

Posted by: hILLRY o O at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

605 If that trend with Hispanics continues, the Ds better brace for impact. The blacks keep killing themselves through abortion and shooty shooty, and Hispanics will pass them in no time in population numbers if they haven't already. Factor in illegals and they're likely way ahead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (sVtYq)

606 Damn... did I miss the discussion about Kamala being Montel Williams' bish?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (QYPq3)

607 599 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

========

I did live in Italy for a year...

And no one can touch the Chef!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

608 560 537 Don't go there -- that stuff tastes like crap. Go real or go hungry!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
--------
Closest fresh meat I can get to Spam is fresh possum. It tends to be grisly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:01 PM (Faksa)

As I recall, Granny Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies could fry up some tasty possum:

Granny: "How do you like yer possum, Lowell? Fallin-off-the-bones tender, or with a little fight left in it?
Lowell Redlings Farquhar: "I'm really not hungry."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 29, 2022 03:05 PM (PiwSw)

When I would go see my mom living in Natchitoches I would take the backroads short cut from BR to Lafayette. There was a guy that sold coon, fresh water sting ray, buffalo and gar fish.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (yrol0)

609 Whenever I hear someone refer to "my people," I can't help but picture them in a headdress full of feathers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (sVtYq)

Or you can see them when you slide open the lower cabinet drawer: there are my people, all laid out in rows. I never play with them, because they were so hard to paint

Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (xhaym)

610 Buzzfeed today wants everyone to ditch Olive Garden and eat bugs again. So there's that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (ZGrMX)

611 599 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

I lived in Italy for two years.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (9otr5)

612 570 Whenever I hear someone refer to "my people," I can't help but picture them in a headdress full of feathers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:06 PM (sVtYq)

I'm picturing King Solomon in a headdress. I think he could pull it off.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:12 PM (BJKQV)

613 He's probably trying to think up a way to develop an alter ego right now - like Garth Brooks did.
Posted by: Ace is the Place
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Pfft. Have you listened to my 'No More Mr. Nice Guy' metal album?

Posted by: Pat Boone at April 29, 2022 03:13 PM (wwcKe)

614 Used to go to Olive Garden for the unlimited soup and salad.
It was a decent value then. Not sure now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 03:13 PM (KCgWT)

615 Salad dressing is super easy to make and cheap, plus its not full of corn syrup and crap to make it last forever and stay congealed. They put my mom's super basic ranch dressing in the Horde Cookbook, you can jazz that up a thousand ways. Oil and vinegar dressing is even easier: simple proportions, add spices and herbs you like.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

616 Hola, conservative amigos!

Yes, Kamala sucks mucho penis ~~just like the Spartans~~.

Posted by: hector van davisson at April 29, 2022 03:13 PM (UHVv4)

617 >>>I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

You-a tell-a them-a!

Posted by: Buca di Beppo at April 29, 2022 03:13 PM (QYPq3)

618 Ugh. But the chocolate chip cookies (John Wayners) - double plus good.
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We called them shit discs.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (RP+Jx)

619 Hold it...have we transitioned to a food thread?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:08 PM (LUJEW)

...

Food blog actually. The smart military thing is tapped out.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (aMA7g)

620
Well they don't. Or they didn't. Now every American goes there and asks for it at the table so the really touristy places have it now.

Go somewhere the tourists don't go you won't find anyone dipping their bread in oil.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:07 PM (9otr5)

You never give an inch, do you? You'd make a fine liberal.

Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (cTCuP)

621 Didn't get lunch but done work until Monday

Posted by: Skip's phone at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (QOtLL)

622 'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better.

I'm beginning to suspect some of the 'rons are trying out for Madam Bitchface's Ministry of Truth, so they can tell people what they should eat.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (ZGrMX)

623 Olive Garden Story:
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Many years ago we got involved to defend a case where a patron of Olive Garden as a result of the all you can eat bread sticks etc developed Boerhaave syndrome and died.

Gluttony can kill you.

Posted by: moderation is a virtue when it comes to liberty at the all you can eat menu at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (e0Dvj)

624 599 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

I have Totino's in my freezer right now! The point isn't so much that Olive Garden is great as it's cheapish and tolerable. Been a few years since I've been to one though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (b2nrj)

625 Got random videos playing on tube right now.

The 1977 version of Ann and Nancy Wilson if Heart is all right...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (KCgWT)

626 34
In the White House Rose Garden there's a picnic table where Joe and Kamala share a Hot Pocket and a can of Fresca.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 29, 2022 01:57 PM (vuisn)
........

Fuck.

Posted by: Joe's diaper at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

627 We tried to make it a "crappy 90s music" thread last time but it didn't take.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

628 I lived in Italy for one year.

Any of you fellow Moron world travelers there at the pleasure of Uncle Sam? Camp Darby maybe or Aviano?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (BJKQV)

629 Food blog actually. The smart military thing is tapped out.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (aMA7g)

Are not the rations military talk?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yrol0)

630 "Flashback video of Biden's 'Minister of Truth' singing about 'F*cking' her way to fame and power."

https://bit.ly/3ksPssO

This woman is a trainwreck.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (eyxn4)

631 O/T Latest from the Depp/Heard trial:

Elon Musk apparently had a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne.

I had to look up Delevingne. Way hotter than Heard, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (bW8dp)

632 Russkis hit a military-industrial facility in Kiev, and also some electrical infrastructure (location unknown). This may finally be Moscow delivering on its threat to do such things if attacks on Russian territory continued (they have). Anyway, a change.

Russkis keep reporting shooting down Uke SS-21s ("Tochka-U"s), I'm so out of the hardware loop (haven't kept up) that I'm wondering what system they have that can shoot down ballistic missiles. And they have to be mobile, these claimed interceptions are taking place in contested areas.

No word on how Olive Gardens in Zaporozhe or Izumi are doing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (OTzUX)

633 Much essence has been spilled over porn. Enough to send the world population totals into orbit.
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And Moslem hand-babies!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (UHVv4)

634 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

I lived in Italy for two years.
Posted by: blaster

I grew up in St. Louis. My grandmother lived on The Hill. My first underage job was busing tables at the #1 Italian restaurant

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (H4qIP)

635 627 We tried to make it a "crappy 90s music" thread last time but it didn't take.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

Nobody wants to remember the Spin Doctors.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (UuD2k)

636 There was a guy that sold coon, fresh water sting ray, buffalo and gar fish.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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A man has to eat.

Posted by: Louisiana Man at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (2e5RV)

637 Read somewhere that like some people have super sniffing abilities, some have better vision while others have more taste buds.

I prefer my own cooking to be sure but eating out is more of a convenience rather than worrying about an 'authentic' experience. For that, go to Italy, France, etc. To be sure, tomatoes themselves are not native to Italy or Europe, Neapolitan pizza is inferior to Chicago Deep Dish, and even good NY style, and so on.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (Iq9dF)

638 > Kamala share a Hot Pocket

Kamala shares her Hot Pocket a lot, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (bW8dp)

639 It's both deliciously cruel and a floor wax. This piece, I mean.

Here's a lil bit of funny, via WFB --

Doctor Dud: Jill Biden Biography Sells Just 250 Copies in First Week - Washington Free Beacon

The book was written by a couple of AP 'reporters', so you instantly know it's a fair and balanced account of her ascent to Chief Vegetable Babysitter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (F0YaR)

640 This thread is as clapped-out as Kamala's snizz biscuit.

Posted by: seconded at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (e0Dvj)

641 Didn't get lunch but done work until Monday
Posted by: Skip's phone

And you thought it was gonna be a bad day.....

Posted by: JT at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (arJlL)

642 You never give an inch, do you? You'd make a fine liberal.
Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (cTCuP)

Wut? I gave an inch. I said that you can find it in Italian restaurants in Italy now.

But Italians, like the ones who live in Italy, don't eat their bread that way. If there is something liberal about having lived in Italy - courtesy of Uncle Sam - well, I guess I am a liberal.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (9otr5)

643 FJB was president of Italy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (bg3iC)

644
I was informed by well meaning good white people that hispanics have disassociated from gender constructs and now prefer to be called LatinX and are down with trannies.
Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:09 PM (OuH7W)

Yes. Go to any Mexican bar and talk about that. Much fun ensues.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (Qhnrt)

645 Nobody wants to remember the Spin Doctors.

That really is probably the answer: nobody really wants to go back over those times and remember that crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

646 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better.

--

We've got a great Italian restaurant here in the Greenville area called Davani's. Excellent Italian. We love to go there for anniversary or birthdays. Man, I want some Davani''s bruschetta now!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (sVtYq)

647 600 look, we're not saying they don't make tasty food at OG. We're saying the food at OG is made by the dumpster out of the shittiest ingredients they can find at the lowest price. And that they use chemicals to make it taste like virgin pussy.
Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (OuH7W)

And we're saying sometimes we don't care.

One of my favorite lines I heard when asked if food was good:

Well, it'll make a turd.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (aMA7g)

648 Snizzbiscuit.

The guy in the office next door is wondering where the giggling is coming from.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (mo5H2)

649 Pfft. Have you listened to my 'No More Mr. Nice Guy' metal album?
Posted by: Pat Boone at April 29, 2022 03:13 PM (wwcKe)

Loved your Twisted Sister Greatest Hits Cover Album!

But your tranny version of "The Cranberries - Only As Pat Boone Can Do Them!" was a bit...disturbing.

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (5iUNf)

650 Are not the rations military talk?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yrol0)

Isn't Spam a lot like c-rats? They just made the can better looking and you don't need a P-38 to open it.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (BJKQV)

651 The phrase "to break bread" comes directly from the Scriptures, particularly where our LORD has his last meal with his disciples.

Posted by: Reuben Hick

So it refers to matzah? Interesting.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (KAi1n)

652 Russkis keep reporting shooting down Uke SS-21s ("Tochka-U"s), I'm so out of the hardware loop (haven't kept up) that I'm wondering what system they have that can shoot down ballistic missiles. And they have to be mobile, these claimed interceptions are taking place in contested areas.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM (OTzUX)

Russian doctrine is to take a bunch of artillery and anti-air everywhere with them. So yeah probably mobile AA.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (b2nrj)

653 Gluttony can kill you.

Posted by: moderation
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I learned that through Monty Python

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (Iq9dF)

654 Food bawbs, or guns every thread gets to them eventually

Posted by: Skip's phone at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (QOtLL)

655 Yes , I sound like Muttley when I giggle

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (mo5H2)

656 627 We tried to make it a "crappy 90s music" thread last time but it didn't take.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April

that's usually an 80% successful converstion

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (OuH7W)

657 Any of you fellow Moron world travelers there at the pleasure of Uncle Sam? Camp Darby maybe or Aviano?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (BJKQV)

Livorno is the Army's best kept secret.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (9otr5)

658 Any of you fellow Moron world travelers there at the pleasure of Uncle Sam? Camp Darby maybe or Aviano?
Posted by: 29Victor

Was in Genoa for 90 days during one of the Balkans dustups. Went to Darby a couple times.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (bg3iC)

659 I'm not certain, but he may be talking about some 'rons...

(and please don't kill the joke by saying, "He was just replying to himself")

Steve Inman
@SteveInmanUIC

2m
Some people are so loyal they get offended when you call out politicians from their party. You should always call out Politicians not doing their jobs no matter what party. People like this also believe strippers love them.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (QYPq3)

660 599 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

Nah. Totino's frozen pizza is complete shit. Now Totino's pizza rolls, for whatever reason is the greatest.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (vMCab)

661 >>>I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.

>Next you'll be telling me that Chun King chicken chow mein wasn't authentic Chinese. I liked those crunchy noodles in a can.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (LkM8p)

662 That really is probably the answer: nobody really wants to go back over those times and remember that crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

Just thinking about the Crash Test Dummies and the Mmm, Mmm song is cringy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (UuD2k)

663 Italians, like the ones who live in Italy, don't eat their bread that way.

From what I understand, its a mistake to classify Italy as one big uniculture. Its like fifteen little mini cultures under the same flag. So what is pizza one place isn't another. How they eat bread and oil in one place is not the same as others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

664 597 WRT spicy mayo: adding a few dashes of El Yucateco green sauce to mayonnaise makes it the sandwich condiment of the gods.

Tabasco will work in a pinch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (bW8dp)

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Was so embarrassed earlier stopping today at an Arby's drive-thru. Asked for a plain turkey & swiss sandwich, and the young girl confirmed by saying "no this, no that, no spacey mustard?"

When I went to pay, I jokingly said you guys use Spacey Mustard, what's that?" I legit thought it might be something I'd never heard of. She apologized and said she had a speech impediment -- and that it was "spicy mustard."

I blushed and felt like an asshole for trying to be funny .... like regularly happens here.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kraken of Misinformation Online at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (lmWM9)

665 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better.

...

Right...now let's do Red Lobster and seafood.

Or any Mexican restaurant north of Dallas. Probably north of Waco.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (aMA7g)

666 Elon Musk apparently had a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne.

I had to look up Delevingne. Way hotter than Heard, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:15 PM

Yea, but he doesn't have a masters or doctorate. (Yes, some lefty douche said that)

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (7ERm6)

667 Speaking of food, Top Chef went totally woke last night.
Another one bites the dust.

Posted by: CNN Super Fan at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

668 Are not the rations military talk?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Ever since Wornick Company changed from dark brown heavy plastic wrapper MRI's to the light brown thin plastic, the mri's suck.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (H4qIP)

669 Read somewhere that like some people have super sniffing abilities, some have better vision while others have more taste buds.
==
Genetically some people can smell the chemical that makes asparagus pee smell like that. Others, don't know what the hell i'm talking about.

Some people think cilantro tastes like soap. Others don't know what the hell they are talking about.

Senses, like everything else owing to DNA, vary.

Posted by: seconded at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (4H25O)

670 Nah. Totino's frozen pizza is complete shit. Now Totino's pizza rolls, for whatever reason is the greatest.

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You haven't truly experienced Italian until you get 3rd degree burns from a Totinos pizza roll.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (sVtYq)

671 beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better.

I'm beginning to suspect some of the 'rons are trying out for Madam Bitchface's Ministry of Truth, so they can tell people what they should eat.
Posted by: Ian S.

The sneering condescension is super impressive.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (Vxu+H)

672 Gluttony can kill you.
Posted by: moderation
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Well, it's one of the seven deadlies, so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (2e5RV)

673 rickb, do you know if Urzi's Italian grocery is still on The Hill? I've spent hours wandering around in there.

Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (cTCuP)

674 663
From what I understand, its a mistake to classify Italy as one big uniculture. Its like fifteen little mini cultures under the same flag.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

And one day, they shall have their revenge!(on each other)

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 03:18 PM (b2nrj)

675 Totino's frozen pizza is complete shit. Now Totino's pizza rolls, for whatever reason is the greatest.

One of the great mysteries of modern frozen food. But it's true.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (ZGrMX)

676 I did a TDY at Caserma Ederle.

Auto cucumber did not like that.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (mo5H2)

677 So dad, what event caused the final collapse of society and the final war of complete desolation. Well, son, it all started with a discussion on a smart military blog. Was it politics that did it dad? Well, that's how it started, but then the discussion turned to more dangerous topics. What was it dad, war, the deepstate, inter-party rivalry, what was it? Italian food, son, Italian food.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (qsj+f)

678 Yea, but he doesn't have a masters or doctorate. (Yes, some lefty douche said that)
Posted by: Minnfidel

I'll take $270 billion. You keep the doctorate.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (H4qIP)

679 If you want reviews of combat rations from around the world, going back to WW2 and earlier, visit the Steve1989MREInfo youtube channel. His videos are too long, but you may find your favorite and most-hated C-rats and MREs sampled by him and find it interesting. Some of the WW2 and almost all of the WW1 rations that he acquired from God knows where, all in original packaging, are not consumable, but he tastes everything that is not plainly rotten.

Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (AMIL/)

680 So it refers to matzah? Interesting.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (KAi1n)

Well it was Passover celebration in the upper room so I assumed it as unleavened bread.

That what Moses ordered people to bake to be ready to leave Egypt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (yrol0)

681 643 FJB was president of Italy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM (bg3iC)

He personally strung up Benito, who was a Bad Dude!

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (DJFLF)

682 Snizzbiscuit.

The guy in the office next door is wondering where the giggling is coming from.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 29, 2022 03:16 PM

close your legs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (7ERm6)

683 Right...now let's do Red Lobster and seafood.

Same company isn't it? Same business philosophy and food sources, at least. Lower quality in a nice atmosphere for twice the price and lots of ads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

684 I would like to fartbox Delevingne's clamhole. Did I do that right?

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (OuH7W)

685 I had the first generation of MREs. They sucked donkey ballz.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (RP+Jx)

686 Go somewhere the tourists don't go you won't find anyone dipping their bread in oil.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:07 PM (9otr5)

You never give an inch, do you? You'd make a fine liberal.
Posted by: creeper at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (cTCuP)

Yeah. I don't get it. I ate with Italians in their homes. They always had a container of olive oil on the table. They poured it on crap and dipped into it in a bowl. But different parts of Italy have vastly different customs and cuisines. Hell, if the carabinieri at our site started talking in dialect no of the guys who knew Italian could understand anything they said. It's a small country but with lots of cultural diversity.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (BJKQV)

687 is this dipping bread in olive oil debate the new .45 v 9mm?

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (DJFLF)

688 > I had to look up Delevingne. Way hotter than Heard, IMO.

Delavigne's got resting bitch face, the body of a 12 year old boy, and her tats compare disfavorably to the art I've seen on truckstop bathroom walls.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (eyxn4)

689 beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better.
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There's something to be said for ignorance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, blissfully munching bread stick at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (2e5RV)

690 You haven't truly experienced Italian until you get 3rd degree burns from a Totinos pizza roll.

It's possible to eat those and not get 3rd degree burns?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (ZGrMX)

691 And Moslem hand-babies!

Posted by: andycanuck
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Dunno what the Koran says about Onan's solution.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (Iq9dF)

692 steve1989 is the man.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (OuH7W)

693 Food blog actually. The smart military thing is tapped out.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (aMA7g)

Are not the rations military talk?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:14 PM (yrol0)

It's an excellent segue.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (aMA7g)

694 679 If you want reviews of combat rations from around the world, going back to WW2 and earlier, visit the Steve1989MREInfo youtube channel. His videos are too long, but you may find your favorite and most-hated C-rats and MREs sampled by him and find it interesting. Some of the WW2 and almost all of the WW1 rations that he acquired from God knows where, all in original packaging, are not consumable, but he tastes everything that is not plainly rotten.
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM (AMIL/)

I had the smoked sausage from Civil War. well repo that is.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (yrol0)

695 I'll take $270 billion. You keep the doctorate.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:19 PM

And the threesome, yea, but I don't have a theology degree! I am hollow insude!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (7ERm6)

696 > Ever since Wornick Company changed from dark brown heavy plastic wrapper MRI's to the light brown thin plastic, the mri's suck.

Different volatile organic compounds and plasticizers altering the bouquet, no doubt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (bW8dp)

697 Over 600 comments and people are still sticking to the original topic of the thread, which was about lunch and food?

Who are you people and what has been done with the horde?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (5pTK/)

698 630 "Flashback video of Biden's 'Minister of Truth' singing about 'F*cking' her way to fame and power."

https://bit.ly/3ksPssO

This woman is a trainwreck.
Posted by: bonhomme

But totally on brand for this administration.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (2graF)

699 No seriously, George Noory almost died from eating a too hot Totino's. His esophagus started to swell and he had to go to ER because the swollen esophagus was pressing against his trachea and closing his windpipe.

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (DJFLF)

700 Groucho Grill (Argentine gaucho grill) had an oil/chopped herbs bread dip on every table.
Mmm. Also sweetbreads.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (BplZV)

701 697 Over 600 comments and people are still sticking to the original topic of the thread, which was about lunch and food?

Who are you people and what has been done with the horde?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (5pTK/)

No one is allowed to leave this thread until we settle the issue!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (b2nrj)

702 John Pinette - Italian Restaurant.

https://youtu.be/NMTfBjOzUSc

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (vMCab)

703 "Totino's frozen pizza is complete shit."

It's much better cooked.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (KAi1n)

704 685 I had the first generation of MREs. They sucked donkey ballz.

Posted by: Puddinghead
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Ditto and I agree. The worst to me was the dehydrated pork patty. They would however serve as an effective plug on having to go for a couple of days.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (Iq9dF)

705 Ace probably posted the new thread as an undernood 3 weeks ago.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (bg3iC)

706 I had to look up Delevingne.

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I had no idea who she was so I looked her up. She looks very much like Susan Dey. I don't see the 12-year old boy appearance unless she's gotten boobplants.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (sVtYq)

707 "Flashback video of Biden's 'Minister of Truth' singing about 'F*cking' her way to fame and power."

So she fits in well with Kamala then.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (ZGrMX)

708 696 > Ever since Wornick Company changed from dark brown heavy plastic wrapper MRI's to the light brown thin plastic, the mri's suck.

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I will say this...America's gone downhill ever since they took the salted crackers out of the MREs. It's like a Harambe level event.

Posted by: sockamster at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (OuH7W)

709 685 I had the first generation of MREs. They sucked donkey ballz.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (RP+Jx)

Have you seen the ones now? They have heating packs in them to heat your food!

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (BJKQV)

710 > Some of the WW2 and almost all of the WW1 rations that he acquired from God knows where, all in original packaging, are not consumable

Possibly the same guy, but one dude actually ate some British canned beef that dated back to the muh-fuggin' Boer War.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (bW8dp)

711 Oil on bread seems normal. Like bread and butter. Or dunking your bread into a glass of milk. We crave fat.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (RP+Jx)

712 Who are you people and what has been done with the horde?

BEWBS

there, happy?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (BplZV)

713 The thing that struck me about the MREs I ate (early 90s iteration) was how heavy they were. Like, pounds of food and calories. I could see how someone could run 3 miles up and down Currahee on that kind of diet.

Or turn into a beanbag couch if you weren't active.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

714 But different parts of Italy have vastly different customs and cuisines.

Food customs and recipes can change from town to town, not just province to province.

It's like here in the States, with all the different kinds of BBQ.

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (DJFLF)

715 From what I understand, its a mistake to classify Italy as one big uniculture. Its like fifteen little mini cultures under the same flag. So what is pizza one place isn't another. How they eat bread and oil in one place is not the same as others.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

True enough that there are regional differences. I mean, if you have always been in the Northeast US you might say "Americans do not eat hog intestines."

I haven't been everywhere in Italy. So, yes, there could be oil dippers I've never heard of. But in Venice and Florence and Rome and Florence of the 1990s, you were not being served bread with oil. Four years ago, I saw it in some restaurants in those areas, and those were tourist oriented places. if you ate where the Italians ate, you didn't get oil with your bread.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (9otr5)

716 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

I ate in Boston's North End for a few years.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (+zkv2)

717 Oil on bread seems normal. Like bread and butter. Or dunking your bread into a glass of milk. We crave fat.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (RP+Jx)

Nomnomnom.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

718 Ditto and I agree. The worst to me was the dehydrated pork patty. They would however serve as an effective plug on having to go for a couple of days.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (Iq9dF)

Lol! I remember that! So would the brownie. heh. good times.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (BJKQV)

719 Have you seen the ones now? They have heating packs in them to heat your food!
Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (BJKQV)

Yeah, and they would take them from us so we didn't burn ourselves.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (UuD2k)

720 He personally strung up Benito, who was a Bad Dude!
Posted by: kallisto

FJB also rescued Benito from captivity. That guy Kurt Student was FJB's student-trainee.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (KAi1n)

721 Right...now let's do Red Lobster and seafood.

Same company isn't it? Same business philosophy and food sources, at least. Lower quality in a nice atmosphere for twice the price and lots of ads.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

I think maybe so CT.

I just mean that I happen to be a seafood snob having grown up in coastal NE, but I think people should be allowed to enjoy lobster rolls in Iowa if that's what they like.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (aMA7g)

722 709 685 I had the first generation of MREs. They sucked donkey ballz.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:20 PM (RP+Jx)

Have you seen the ones now? They have heating packs in them to heat your food!
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No, I left living in the dirt in 1986.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (RP+Jx)

723 If the can ain't swole,,
Eat it whole.
-some snakeater

Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (gktX6)

724 Only thing that saved early MRE's was a frequent application of Tabasco sauce. I never deployed to the field without some.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (Iq9dF)

725 John Pinette - Italian Restaurant

That and his Chinese Restaurant bits are his defining moments. He had a lot of hilarious stuff other than those but those two bits made his career.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (KZzsI)

726 I was a chicken a la King fan. Yeah, no pork patty. Beef patty maybe.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (KAi1n)

727 Oil on bread seems normal. Like bread and butter. Or dunking your bread into a glass of milk. We crave fat.
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You can not metabolize a lot of vitamins without it in your diet.

Posted by: fat soluble vitamins vs. water soluble at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (zvgCH)

728 First gen MRE?

Dehydrated pork patty that could be used as a shiv right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (4BO0l)

729 Damn basic trainees would always set off the heaters while sitting the the ER. Stunk the place up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (bg3iC)

730 MRE: three lies for the price of one.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (jYQlA)

731 >>> No seriously, George Noory almost died from eating a too hot Totino's. His esophagus started to swell and he had to go to ER because the swollen esophagus was pressing against his trachea and closing his windpipe.
Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (DJFLF)

The comic bit, famous standup guy, I forget the name:

[fancy hotpocket restaurant]
But waiter, will the hotpocket burn my mouth?
Sir, our hotpockets will incinerate your mouth.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (qsj+f)

732 Is Panda Express authentic Chinese?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (bg3iC)

733 ave you seen the ones now? They have heating packs in them to heat your food!
Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (BJKQV)

...

Sold separately though when you buy online.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (aMA7g)

734 703 "Totino's frozen pizza is complete shit."

It's much better cooked.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (KAi1n)

Not it's really not.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (vMCab)

735 You have to take Kamala seriously now that she has covid. Well, Fools Covid.

Posted by: Rex B at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (+baEI)

736 724 Only thing that saved early MRE's was a frequent application of Tabasco sauce. I never deployed to the field without some.
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We were Hawaiian Marines. We never went to the bush without Ramen in our butt packs.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (RP+Jx)

737 I'm beginning to suspect a lot of 'rons have not had any actual good Italian food so they do not know any better. I mean Chef Boyardee and Totino's frozen pizza is pretty good if you have never had better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I have had "good" Italian and Olive Garden and enjoyed both. I also understand the one is not really the other and am simply capable for enjoying each for what it is.

I really, really do not get food snobbery. At all.

Except Velveeta, because life's too short for that shite.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (OUMaO)

738 732 Is Panda Express authentic Chinese?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (bg3iC)

It damn sure ain't authentic Panda.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:26 PM (9otr5)

739 Amber Heard in: Doody Before Honor

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

740 When mom made bread, I either slathered it with butter or drizzled the olive oil on it so it got in all the nooks and crannies.

I really miss her. I can't bake bread unless it's quick bread.

Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:26 PM (DJFLF)

741 721 Right...now let's do Red Lobster and seafood.

Same company isn't it? Same business philosophy and food sources, at least. Lower quality in a nice atmosphere for twice the price and lots of ads.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Olive Garden and Red Lobster are owned by the same company--Darden which was taken over by a Clinton political operative and crew several years ago. Dunno who owns them now and I think Longhorn Steaks is also a Darden restaurant but I could be mistaken.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:26 PM (Iq9dF)

742 The Italian Restaurant next to the Comfort Inn in Pinehurst, NC was excellent. I can't remember the name of it. (busy today so that's all I got. later)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 29, 2022 03:26 PM (2graF)

743 730 MRE: three lies for the price of one.
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Better bring a lot of water to make them edible.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:26 PM (RP+Jx)

744 Stopped for a bottle of scotch

Posted by: Skip's phone at April 29, 2022 03:26 PM (QOtLL)

745 Is Panda Express authentic Chinese?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Most "Chinese" ain't Chinese.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 29, 2022 03:26 PM (OUMaO)

746 I liked the MRE's I ate quite a bit but I can see how after eating them every meal for days they could get really unwelcome.

You know those two-can Chun King chinese dinner sets, with the tape connecting them? Not authentic at all but I used to take them, stir up several eggs, mix the veggies into the eggs and make Egg Fu Yung out of them and use the gravy as the topper. Its not super authentic either but was easy in a pinch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (KZzsI)

747 But different parts of Italy have vastly different customs and cuisines.

I learned that from the Sopranos.
And Dante.
And some show that had Michaelangelo and Botticelli in it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (KCgWT)

748 I wouldn't, however, dip bread into EVOO. It's too expensive and tastes like crap.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (BJKQV)

749 Get the Vegemite while you can - we are now in the middle of a yeast shortage.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (mo5H2)

750 732 Is Panda Express authentic Chinese?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (bg3iC)

No. Kind of. Tbh there's not that much goes into authentic Chinese, it's just a number of more complicated dishes(served in proper restaurants) are not served at Panda Express.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (b2nrj)

751 #702 Yes, buzzion, I've been thinking of Pinette's French/Italian food bit for the past 30 minutes as well.

R.I.P.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (UHVv4)

752 Panda Express, now with more Pangolin!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (bg3iC)

753 Is Panda Express authentic Chinese?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (bg3iC)
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Panda Express is like a lot of fast food: If it's fresh and hot, it's edible.

Give it more than 10 minutes, and, well, you've reached, "I paid for it, so, it's gonna get et."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (5pTK/)

754 I like eating out in places where the entire kitchen is in view.
Locally, that would be Westlake Joe's.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (jTmQV)

755 First gen MRE?

Dehydrated pork patty that could be used as a shiv right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (4BO0l)

...

Did they have hardtack?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022 03:27 PM (aMA7g)

756 whig you meantioned Longhorns.

Another place that's pretty good. It's not the best. But the portions are good sized and it's tasty.

Mass market stuff is going to trend toward mediocre. It just has to.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (9otr5)

757 Get the Vegemite while you can - we are now in the middle of a yeast shortage.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

I knew Kamala's COVID was bad, but...!

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (OUMaO)

758 732 Is Panda Express authentic Chinese?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (bg3iC)

Chinese food isn't "authentic" Chinese food.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (vMCab)

759 Hey man. I do the thing every day man. You know the thing with fork and the spoon and the the the the come on man the food. You know the eating.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (3vQN0)

760 703 "Totino's frozen pizza is complete shit."

It's much better cooked.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM (KAi1n)

Not it's really not.
Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (vMCab)
*******
All frozen pizza tastes like cardboard.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

761 749 Get the Vegemite while you can - we are now in the middle of a yeast shortage.
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This is something Kamala could probably solve.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (RP+Jx)

762 so in Mexico they found 1000s of decapitated heads, they thought was a crime scene thinking it was the Cartels, nope just the Mayan's human sacrifices they left behind. The Spaniards really didn't do anything wrong in wiping them out
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (dKiJG)

The Spanish just didn't understand that the "noble savages" were supposed to conduct human sacrifices. The Conquistadors were some hard-bitten dudes, but they had to have been horrified and disgusted by what they found since they were all nominally Catholic.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (pJWtt)

763 Ditto and I agree. The worst to me was the dehydrated pork patty. They would however serve as an effective plug on having to go for a couple of days.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:22 PM (Iq9dF)

MRE == Meal Refuses to Exit

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (PiwSw)

764 I really, really do not get food snobbery. At all.

My problem isn't some elitist idea of what you ought to eat, its that they charge so much for their blah food and people line up for it like its manna from heaven.

If you make cafeteria-level italian food, then charge cafeteria-level prices and we're good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

765 Is Panda Express authentic Chinese?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 29, 2022 03:25 PM (bg3iC)

Chinese food isn't "authentic" Chinese food.
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Would you care for some bat-soup?

Posted by: Hop Sing at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (zvgCH)

766 All the C-rats during the Vietnam era had a five-pack of cigarettes too.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (Qhnrt)

767 We were Hawaiian Marines. We never went to the bush without Ramen in our butt packs.

Posted by: Puddinghead
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Heh. I was in AF Civil Engineering which along with SP's was the closest to being in the army. Only difference is that to keep the pilots in comfort, we were the ones keeping the ac blowing and the lights on. We always had a vehicle or two to lay the MRE's on and heat them up via the engine.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (Iq9dF)

768 seven hundred and sixty sixth!

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

769 I'm sorry for confusing her with Raymond's wife.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (J8LnB)

770 Red Lobster is not seafood.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (NpAcC)

771 crap.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

772 If you make cafeteria-level italian food, then charge cafeteria-level prices and we're good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (PiwSw)

773 Authentic Chinese food is bland and tastes like shit. You dont want to eat that. Ever.

See also “authentic” Mexican food.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (3vQN0)

774 No. Kind of. Tbh there's not that much goes into authentic Chinese, it's just a number of more complicated dishes(served in proper restaurants) are not served at Panda Express.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

"Authentic" Chinese food would revolt most Americans. What we eat here is the sanitized, American-palate palatable stuff. Like chow mein, which was invented here in S.F. (means leftovers). Fish heads, birds feet, who knows what else, ugh.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (KAi1n)

775 > Except Velveeta, because life's too short for that shite.

Ate about a metric ton of Velveeta and Spam when I was a kid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (bW8dp)

776 If you make cafeteria-level italian food, then charge cafeteria-level prices and we're good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

? Is Sbarro's still in business?

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (Iq9dF)

777 My problem isn't some elitist idea of what you ought to eat, its that they charge so much for their blah food and people line up for it like its manna from heaven.

If you make cafeteria-level italian food, then charge cafeteria-level prices and we're good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

Most people just can't cook these days. Not taught in schools or by parents.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (b2nrj)

778 Chinese food isn't "authentic" Chinese food.

Most authentic Chinese food is nearly inedible crap that smells like the belly of a garbage truck in a seafood district. Its ghastly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

779 If you make cafeteria-level italian food, then charge cafeteria-level prices and we're good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That I can get behind.

Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (OUMaO)

780 752 Panda Express, now with more Pangolin!
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Do they serve it with Spiked Protien Sauce?

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (RP+Jx)

781 MRE: three lies for the price of one.

MRE. All truth.
Meals Rejected by Ethiopians

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:30 PM (H4qIP)

782
MRE == Meal Refuses to Exit
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (PiwSw)

I wouldn't know anything about that.

Posted by: Amber Heard at April 29, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

783 Obama and Stinkfinger doing a big-boy "working lunch." Sure...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at April 29, 2022 03:30 PM (+56GQ)

784 Yeah, and they would take them from us so we didn't burn ourselves.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (UuD2k)

Lol! Why? Were you a Marine?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:30 PM (BJKQV)

785 Is the way to get a new thread to say snizz over and over until we hit the magic number?

Snizz

k

Posted by: micky at April 29, 2022 03:30 PM (3byMq)

786 And that little, nasty, clapped-out snizzbiscuit was.....me.

Posted by: Widdle Kumala at April 29, 2022 03:30 PM (g6+Ik)

787 784 Yeah, and they would take them from us so we didn't burn ourselves.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 29, 2022 03:23 PM (UuD2k)

Lol! Why? Were you a Marine?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:30 PM (BJKQV)

I was a Midshipman at the time. The Marines were the ones taking the heat pack from us.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (UuD2k)

788 If you make cafeteria-level italian food, then charge cafeteria-level prices and we're good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

When I was in Italy, they had these restaurants beside the major roads called Autogrilles, and they had some of the best risotto I've ever had. The food the whole trip was great, including the Tiramisu gelato. Yum!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, CNN Superfan at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (PiwSw)

789 Amber Heard in: On Golden Sheets

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

790 MRE. All truth.
Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:30 PM (H4qIP)

Harkening back to the era of Ethiopian jokes....good times.

What's the only thing faster than an Ethiopian chicken chaser?

/I denounce myself

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (BJKQV)

791 This food bitch-slap fight is actually pretty funny, especially when coupled with the weird selections of music videos utube is playing.

Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok??

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (KCgWT)

792 No seriously, George Noory almost died from eating a too hot Totino's. His esophagus started to swell and he had to go to ER because the swollen esophagus was pressing against his trachea and closing his windpipe.
Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2022 03:21 PM

It was aliens!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (7ERm6)

793 One thing about Italian food - the bulk of it is mediocre, too. They have a mass market, too. A really good Italian place in the US is likely way better than your run of the mill Italian trattoria.

For example, I make tortellini the way most Italians do - I open the package and put it in the pot of water, then I put sauce from a jar on it.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (9otr5)

794 Only thing that saved early MRE's was a frequent application of Tabasco sauce. I never deployed to the field without some.
Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:24 PM (Iq9dF)

Sat on a small boat during some riverine training ops in the Philippines in the early 80's for two weeks while it rained on me non-stop. If it wasn't for that little bottle of Tabasco, I would have lost it. I was putting it on the John Wayners at the end of that ops...

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (5iUNf)

795 774 No. Kind of. Tbh there's not that much goes into authentic Chinese, it's just a number of more complicated dishes(served in proper restaurants) are not served at Panda Express.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

"Authentic" Chinese food would revolt most Americans. What we eat here is the sanitized, American-palate palatable stuff. Like chow mein, which was invented here in S.F. (means leftovers). Fish heads, birds feet, who knows what else, ugh.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2022 03:29 PM (KAi1n)

You can go to Chinese restaurants in the US where Chinese people eat. Most exotic thing will tend to be shark fin or something, and it's pretty common to eat duck. Panda Express really isn't that different from the Mom & Pop affairs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (b2nrj)

796 Is Sbarro's still in business?
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Yes

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (7v2pL)

797 All frozen pizza tastes like cardboard.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

That's not what makes Totino's Frozen pizza taste like shit. I think it's the fact that the ratio of dough sauce cheese and meat is different and just makes it taste awful. Because I imagine the ingredients are all the same compared to their pizza rolls.

Posted by: buzzion at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (vMCab)

798 And that little, nasty, clapped-out snizzbiscuit was.....me.
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Ha Ha made me LOL.

Great post Ace. Truly a way with words.

Posted by: Jill Biden, First Lady of the U.S. at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (zvgCH)

799 Kleptography!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

800 NOOD.

Lum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

801 nood

elon

Posted by: banana Dream at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (qsj+f)

802 I was a Midshipman at the time. The Marines were the ones taking the heat pack from us.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (UuD2k)

They must like their crayons al dente.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (BJKQV)

803 Panda Express isn't even fake American Chinese food, but its pretty good, whatever the heck it is. That Orange Chicken is about as authentic as Joe Biden's smile, but its tasty. Just too sugary. Kinda spendy for fast food though, like Arby's.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

804 788

Those exist in France as well at their versions of rest areas. Some of the food there was spectacular. At the equivalent of a Love”’s Truck Stop. The French and Eyetalians dont duck around when it comes to food.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 29, 2022 03:33 PM (3vQN0)

805 Or any Mexican restaurant north of Dallas. Probably north of Waco.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 29, 2022

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I had Mexican food in a restaurant in Pittsburgh. Dull, boring stuff. My hostess said it was considered the best Mexican place in the area.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 29, 2022 03:33 PM (txdEq)

806 Amber Heard in: On Golden Sheets
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 29, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
.......

She should be doing Colace commercials.

Posted by: wth at April 29, 2022 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

807
Any of you fellow Moron world travelers there at the pleasure of Uncle Sam? Camp Darby maybe or Aviano?
Posted by: 29Victor

Does two refueling stops at Sigonella count?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2022 03:33 PM (n+4am)

808 796 Is Sbarro's still in business?
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Yes
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They're meatballs are special.

Posted by: Puddinghead at April 29, 2022 03:34 PM (RP+Jx)

809 Yes
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 29, 2022 03:32 PM (7v2pL)

You said that in the saddest voice I've heard since my college professor told me I passed Statistics 101.

Posted by: Boswell at April 29, 2022 03:34 PM (5iUNf)

810 Except Velveeta, because life's too short for that shite.

Velveeta is terrific. Once you free yourself from giving a shit what other people think you can admit what actually is and isn't good.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:34 PM (ZGrMX)

811 The Spanish just didn't understand that the "noble savages" were supposed to conduct human sacrifices. The Conquistadors were some hard-bitten dudes, but they had to have been horrified and disgusted by what they found since they were all nominally Catholic.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 29, 2022 03:28 PM (pJWtt)

One of my history prof's said that the Aztec were the "Nazis of Mesoamerica"

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:35 PM (BJKQV)

812 One positive about the big food chains is that they are competent with respect to food safety (Chipotle's excepted). They have policies and procedures.

I worked in foods plants, and heard some horror stories from our Sanitarian about mom and pop outfits when he was a State health inspector.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 29, 2022 03:35 PM (KCgWT)

813 so in Mexico they found 1000s of decapitated heads, they thought was a crime scene thinking it was the Cartels, nope just the Mayan's human sacrifices they left behind. The Spaniards really didn't do anything wrong in wiping them out
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 29, 2022 02:17 PM (dKiJG)

It is well documented in Dusk to Dawn.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:35 PM (yrol0)

814 Velveeta is good for what its meant to be used in, like making nachos. Its not for slicing on bread or a meat and cheese plate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 29, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

815 > Most authentic Chinese food is nearly inedible crap that smells like the belly of a garbage truck in a seafood district. Its ghastly.

Yuuuuup. In China, if it walks, hops, crawls, slithers, ambles, flies, swims, etc., it's food. You can get nice food in China, but the average, authentic stuff the people eat daily, is either boring as hell or nasty.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2022 03:36 PM (eyxn4)

816 Except Velveeta, because life's too short for that shite.

Velveeta is terrific. Once you free yourself from giving a shit what other people think you can admit what actually is and isn't good.
Posted by: Ian S.

Velveeta, petite diced tomatoes, and a little chicken stock and tortilla chips = passable queso.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 29, 2022 03:36 PM (H4qIP)

817
Does two refueling stops at Sigonella count?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2022 03:33 PM (n+4am)

Sicily counts. I'm jealous, actually. Did you get to stay long enough to look around?

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:36 PM (BJKQV)

818 MRE == Meal Refuses to Exit

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
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Funny story about that. I was in Honduras on deployment and we had a base camp in the boonies between the coast and the interior surrounded by a local 'market'. Fortunately, we had a mess hall but when we left to do our jobs working on a road, we had MREs issued for lunch. Anyway, most of us ate at Breakfast or Supper in the Mess Hall as little is that appetizing at 110-120 F in a rain shadow desert. MREs are certainly not if you aren't that hungry and you were bloated with tepid water intake.

Eventually, most of us tried to trade the MREs for tshirts, carved art, and a few tried the bbq iguana etc. It got the point that the rural natives were saturated with MRE's and did not want to trade for them. I'm sure that they must have felt that they had something better to eat at home.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:36 PM (Iq9dF)

819 I worked in foods plants, and heard some horror stories from our Sanitarian about mom and pop outfits when he was a State health inspector.

There are a few places Guy Fieri's had on his show where I was just "nope". At least clean up if you know the high-def TV cameras are coming, people.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 29, 2022 03:36 PM (ZGrMX)

820 I'd hate to go out to eat with some of the anal criticizers of food on this blog. For me, if it tastes good, I'll eat it.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 29, 2022 03:37 PM (Qhnrt)

821 Those exist in France as well at their versions of rest areas. Some of the food there was spectacular. At the equivalent of a Love”’s Truck Stop. The French and Eyetalians dont duck around when it comes to food.

Posted by: Joe XiDen
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See Buckees here.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:37 PM (Iq9dF)

822 I had fantastic Mexican food the other day. It was a little place off the Balboa Beach Pier, CA. So freaking good.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2022 03:39 PM (eyxn4)

823 816 Except Velveeta, because life's too short for that shite.

Velveeta is terrific. Once you free yourself from giving a shit what other people think you can admit what actually is and isn't good.
Posted by: Ian S.

Velveeta, petite diced tomatoes, and a little chicken stock and tortilla chips = passable queso.

Posted by: rickb223
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I use it for cooking on occasion and yes it is fine. Prefer real cheese slices on sandwiches to Velveeta if available uncooked.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:39 PM (Iq9dF)

824 Nice bitch slap to Hakeem:

What evidence do you have to support that incendiary charge? Jeffries asked.

When Chairman Bennie Thompson (D-MS) calls him an Uncle Tom because of his views on voter ID and affirmative action

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:40 PM (yrol0)

825 Livorno is the Army's best kept secret.

Posted by: blaster at April 29, 2022 03:17 PM (9otr5)

Were you stationed there? If so, when? I was there for a few months in 1988 but got sent to an isolated radio site in Liguria for the rest of my time there.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:40 PM (BJKQV)

826 snizz

class dismissed!

Posted by: micky at April 29, 2022 03:41 PM (3byMq)

827 Some guys went to Aviano from RAF Bentwaters with ourA-10s, I went to Germany 3 times at 2 different bases

Posted by: Skip's phone at April 29, 2022 03:41 PM (QOtLL)

828 796 Is Sbarro's still in business?
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Yes

Posted by: Dave in Fla
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I used to work a mall job and that was about the only food that I could get in a 15 minute break time and consume. Can't touch the stuff today.

Posted by: whig at April 29, 2022 03:43 PM (Iq9dF)

829 "Hey, I got you out of lunch with Grampa Badfinger again this week."

"Finally, I'm being positioned for success!"

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at April 29, 2022 03:43 PM (EqYm5)

830 Democrat Billionaire Warren Buffett Has Given $50 Million to Anti-Life Front Group Catholics for Choice

I would not take any cash Warren, IT BURNS

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:48 PM (yrol0)

831 The French and Eyetalians dont duck around when it comes to food.
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Bullshit. The food in Paris sucks. I am not joking, it is terrible. Damn near inedible.

Best meal I ever had was 15 euro in Brussels after a week in Paris.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 29, 2022 03:50 PM (48zLg)

832 I just wrote my federal representatives about stopping the Disinformation Governance Borad. It is time to drive everyone crazy over this thing. Sample text:

Rep. xxx,

The Disinformation Governance Board (DGB) must be stopped at any costs. It is an abomination to the notions of liberty, freedom, and most certainly will be used to obliterate the First Amendment. Government rarely steps back, maybe never, and I fully expect that in short order the DGB will have morphed into something resembling the NKVD, the Stasi, or the Gestapo. It is then when the fun will really begin. If you wish to leave a legacy that endures it will be being part of the vanguard that aborted this evil before it could ever live.

Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 29, 2022 03:51 PM (9I3i5)

833 Veteran and Triple Amputee Brian Kolfage Built 4 Miles of Border Wall with $25 Million in Donations Mayorkas Spent $72 Million in Tax Payer Dollars to Shut Down Wall Construction

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 29, 2022 03:53 PM (yrol0)

834
Sicily counts. I'm jealous, actually. Did you get to stay long enough to look around?
Posted by: 29Victor at April 29, 2022 03:36 PM (BJKQV)

Not really. They were both stops on the way back and forth between Alaska and Egypt. One time we had a bus ride through town, about 20 minutes.

Did get to see Mt Etna though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 29, 2022 04:13 PM (n+4am)

835 Biden was worried that Kamala's having covid made her a "super spreader".

So he asked Willy Brown.

Brown answered enthusiastically, "YES! Yes, she certainly was!!"

Posted by: noam sayen at April 29, 2022 04:42 PM (DHz50)

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