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Las Vegas Raiders Owner Innovates World's First Live-Performance Twitter Virtue Signal
No, seriously -- January 1, 2017, before Trump was sworn in. Also note that he was riding the bench before that game, too. And even when he was playing, he was playing poorly. But sure, the Raiders really want to sign an older, fatter version of this dirty heartless scrub.Seemingly under the assumption that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, the Las Vegas Raiders may be willing to gamble on signing Colin Kaepernick. On Wednesday, team owner Mark Davis offered support to the quarterback who hasn't taken an NFL snap since 2016. "I believe in Colin Kaepernick," Davis said via NBC Sports Bay Area.Virtue signaling is cheap. That is one thing Twitter has taught us. (Though Ron DeSantis is trying to make it more expensive.) We'll see if Davis wants to do more than signal. My guess: No, he just wants to show he's down with BLM. Update! TheJamesMadison suggests an alternative headline:
I mean, that is what being an NFL player is, right? Kaepernick said so in a Showtime "documentary."Raiders Owner Mark Davis Announces Intent to Make Colin Kapernick His Slave
If. I'm scanning Google and I see no coaches at the Raiders saying they have any interest in Kaepernick at all -- so this is entirely just Mark Davis saying that he'd welcome Kaepernick if people who are not interested in Kaepernick were interested in him. Which they're not.
Despite recently signing starting QB Derek Carr to a three-year contract extension worth more than $120 million dollars, Davis insisted Wednesday that he wouldn't stand in the way if his front office and coaching staff pushed to sign the quarterback. "He deserves every chance in the world to become a quarterback in the National Football League. I still stand by it," said Davis.
There's that if again. FoxNews notes:
Davis continued, telling NBC Sports Bay Area: "If our coaches and general manager want to bring him in or want him to be the quarterback on this team, I would welcome him with open arms."
Hey Mark Davis -- how do you feel about giving me a chance to play QB for the Raiders? I mean, if the coaches want me and all. I think if I keep up on this GAINZZZ regime I could be ready for summer camp! I have exactly the same odds of playing QB in the NFL as Colin Kaepernick. Everyone reading this blog does, except high school, college, and NFL football players, who have infinitely higher odds. The Raiders have long been known as a team that likes to gamble on problem players and basket-cases, but you would have think they'd have learned their lesson. This is dumb and I feel dumb writing this post and I apologize for making you dumber for reading it but I'm lazy and it's easier to write dumb things than smart things. Colin Kaepernick would have to earn an additional 1,501 experience points to even reach the level of "Jive Turkey." Right now he is zero level and merely an Apprentice Jive Turkey.
He has a career completion percentage of just under 60% and a 3-16 record in his last 19 NFL starts.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 03:32 PM (buqBu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: flounder at April 28, 2022 03:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2022 03:33 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: flounder at April 28, 2022 03:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2022 03:34 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2022 03:34 PM (wtvvX)
Ace, here's the part in the baldwin interview I paraphrased earlier:
https://youtu.be/-6HgbUQNgkg?t=8517
And here's the fanny pack part:
https://youtu.be/-6HgbUQNgkg?t=8630
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 03:35 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 03:36 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 28, 2022 03:36 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: NCKate at April 28, 2022 03:36 PM (2oJif)
IN: Just phone it in, baby!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2022 03:36 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (WzZ44)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Ace at 04:31 PM
Well. I still love you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (V/x/k)
If you thought Casino was dull, do not watch The Irishman.
Good Lord what a boring paint-by-numbers piece of shit that was.
Posted by: spindrift at April 28, 2022 03:32 PM (h5TKJ)
I can't stand DeNiro, but his character came off as a simp once he connected with Sharon Stone. To me, the movie was just a paint-by-numbers Mob movie (not that I've watched a lot). It was on the Paramount channel, which is showing Mob movies this week in addition to advertising a new series, The Offer, about the making of The Godfather.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (buqBu)
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It would probably be cheaper just to buy them their next multi-million dollar mansion.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (ppBhU)
As I said below, the Raiders should have him take every snap in every game. Social justice demands no less.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (/U27+)
Anyway. Clearly the son doesn’t match up to the father. At least Al was an innovator, rebel, had an eye for talent but then ended up almost on a Biden level of ineptitude obsessed with a sub 4.4 40 time.
The son is a dullard and disingenuous idiot.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (LPcrG)
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
(Just kidding boss)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (SvtOj)
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It's all good, ace.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 03:38 PM (JD3FJ)
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Just watch the dosage.
Posted by: Ed Buck at April 28, 2022 03:38 PM (UHVv4)
I've based my entire writing career (such as it is) on that truism.
Anyway, I think I'll go get shattered. Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2022 03:38 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 28, 2022 03:38 PM (z9npv)
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Heh. Good read. That's emptier than I thought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:38 PM (DU+/6)
I think if I keep up on this GAINZZZ regime I could be ready for summer camp!
Posted by: Ace at 04:31 PM
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Just think what kind of quarterback-sneak plays an Ewok could pull off!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2022 03:38 PM (906pl)
Bruh
Posted by: Kamala Harris's speech writers at April 28, 2022 03:39 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 28, 2022 03:39 PM (3vQN0)
Unfortunately for Kaepernick, so do the 200 other quarterbacks coming out of college this year who are better than he is.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2022 03:39 PM (dx9uU)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 03:39 PM (OTXUv)
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Ha. Still funny, though!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6)
Baldwin repeated the exact same gestures and words with george stuffitupmyass that he did with the two women police ladies in the interview when he demonstrated how he shot the two directors: He'd point at one of the women, like he did to george, and say, "Okay, you're the camera and..." and proceed to describe his own actions.
It showed me how alex baldwin lives his life: like he's always the "star" of his own, constant movie.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 03:40 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Orson at April 28, 2022 03:40 PM (re0VI)
It's weird how Colon doesn't understand how jobs work.
Wait, nevermind. He absolutely does understand how modern employment works. "I'm black." There. Done.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 03:40 PM (SfD1B)
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It would probably be cheaper just to buy them their next multi-million dollar mansion.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
I don't think BLM will show up in Vegas to start shit.
You even look like you are going to cost casinos 🎰, and you'll wake up in a hole in the ground in the desert.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 03:40 PM (SvtOj)
Posted by: Mark Davis at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (bRHEL)
I mean, that is what being an NFL player is, right? Kaepernick said so in a Showtime "documentary."
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Yes indeedy-do. And this should have been the standard answer from everyone in the NFL after that documentary came out. "I am not interested in enslaving Colin Kapernick."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Zombie Al Davis at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (zUG81)
https://tinyurl.com/yv5su9rs
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (JD3FJ)
Posted by: Indigent Furry at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (Q3oNv)
Posted by: leber at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (Wu+am)
As I said below, the Raiders should have him take every snap in every game. Social justice demands no less.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 03:37 PM (/U27+)
I'd love to see Kaepernick put in, and then get a Joe Theisman turkey leg break live on TV. That'd be pay-per-view material right there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (wtvvX)
I think this means that I'm adulting on expert level now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
"He deserves every chance in the world to become a quarterback in the National Football League.
He was. He sucked. He slacked off sufficiently enough to get released.
Dolt.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 03:40 PM (SfD1B)
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What is it? Is it wokeified?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: JohnMcCain'sTumor at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (Q3oNv)
Yeah, but your 'fro just ain't up to snuff. Maybe you could borrow that rainbow fro wig from the John 3:16 guy. And his Crocs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (vkS2Z)
I think this means that I'm adulting on expert level now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
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Be wary of slow poisoning so it looks like natural death.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (jbvDC)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 03:41 PM (OTXUv)
I'd rather pay to see someone shave his nasty afro and stuff the clippings down his throat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (V/x/k)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (rJ48h)
TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman
No shame wearing a truss at your age -- thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (pNxlR)
During the final days of CNN+ as dies a slow death, on Monday, struggling host Chris Wallace invited Hollywood producer Brian Grazer on his show Who’s Talking to Chris Wallace and embarrassingly pressed him for a movie featuring his interviews with former President Trump. And the kicker? Grazer seemed very much open to working with him on the “project.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (R8uWY)
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Being a grandparent is expert-level.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (JD3FJ)
TO plays in that fan run league. There’s the XFL, the other league arriving and then there’s the A7FL(I think) that’s full tackle with no pads.
I’ve actually watched a few games of theirs. Entertaining but I haven’t seen a QB that can actually throw so Kaep would fit in perfectly.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (LPcrG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (txdEq)
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Yep.
It's one thing if he was talented, but you're getting someone who can't even play at the level of Jalen Hurts AND is a racial time bomb waiting to sue. There is no upside to the hire.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (SfD1B)
Another interesting part of the baldwin interview was the very beginning when he was alone in the room. He had made a few phone calls and spoke to, I think, his wife and his assistant.
He spoke to both of them like they were his therapists. And they responded in kind: coddling, reassuring, very careful, very deliberate, comforting, supportive.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (/cyq8)
I'd love to see Kaepernick put in, and then get a Joe Theisman turkey leg break live on TV. That'd be pay-per-view material right there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (trdmm)
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They still have to leave him in. Sorry, it's just reparations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
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She did try to force her leftover shrimp from last night on me for lunch today...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2022 03:44 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 03:44 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2022 03:44 PM (dx9uU)
Lots of folks playing in it to show their talent to the big boys in hopes of getting a shot. ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare
I will answer that call!
-- Alec "So Shoot Me" Baldwin
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 03:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (yQpMk)
Fros are up there with beehives and pony tail man buns for the ugliest hairstyles on the planet. Worse than mullets.
Posted by: kathysaysso at April 28, 2022 03:44 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2022 03:38 PM (906pl)
The Statuette of Liberty Play!
Wait, maybe that would work better if we subbed in AtC...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2022 03:44 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (R8uWY)
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That project has much chance of being made as Kapernick playing NFL football for the Raiders.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)
The Raiders have always been a sideshow.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (pdsZn)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
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The story of my illustrious commenting career.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Didn't one of their players just kill some chick by drunk-driving? Or was that someone else? If it was that, it could be related.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (DU+/6)
TO plays in that fan run league. There’s the XFL, the other league arriving and then there’s the A7FL(I think) that’s full tackle with no pads.
I’ve actually watched a few games of theirs. Entertaining but I haven’t seen a QB that can actually throw so Kaep would fit in perfectly.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
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I've been recording the new games but haven't watched any. I watched a bunch of the ones from the league that started right when the government decided COVID should be a thing, and it was a lot of fun. Johnny Manziel and some hispanic guy put on quite a show. I think the hispanic guy is in the current league again, but I don't know his name. Seems like a really likeable fellow, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (SfD1B)
I think this means that I'm adulting on expert level now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Uh oh. I think that means your child will be a trust fund baby.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)
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I don't know...sounds like low-mid budget fare that a studio loves to put out that loses money, they spend tens of millions on to push on the Academy for awards, and gets funded by superhero movie profits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
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At some point the tense will change and it will become "was denied a shot" but with that little shift, they can keep talking about him indefinitely. For some reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:46 PM (DU+/6)
I think this means that I'm adulting on expert level now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Uh oh. I think that means your child will be a trust fund baby.
Posted by: whig at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (Iq9dF)
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Yup. That's where I'm putting my movie collection. They will be able to live a life of luxury off of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Comments like this are why I keep coming back here.
Posted by: JohnMcCain'sTumor at April 28, 2022 03:46 PM (Q3oNv)
I always felt bad for McMahon. That XFL had some staying power. Then, like you said, covid was gonna kill us all and his league folded because they couldn’t play.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (LPcrG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
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Maybe they can release it on Netflix. That will help their numbers...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (8k7U7)
You even look like you are going to cost casinos 🎰, and you'll wake up in a hole in the ground in the desert.
Posted by: rickb223
Yep, pretty much. Would be fun to watch the attempt though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (R0Tis)
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The average length of an NFL career?
Three years.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (DU+/6)
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Paramount+.
No one will watch it anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
bc he's just not that good.
Posted by: McCool at April 28, 2022 03:48 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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That might've been the Alabama receiver. Nick Saban made a great point when he did it. He said he'd never been any trouble in college, and never been IN any trouble. And probably all it took to keep him from destroying a family and ruining his life forever was for someone to step up and say "hey, cut that stupid sh*t out." But we have progressed beyond that and people don't want to do that sort of thing anymore because it's so mean.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 03:48 PM (SfD1B)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Didn't one of their players just kill some chick by drunk-driving? Or was that someone else? If it was that, it could be related.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:45 PM (DU+/6)
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Yea he was drunk as a skunk, driving through the city at 150 mph (!), and crashed into another car that burst into flames. The poor girl in the other car burned to death. Happened a few months ago, though.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 03:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:42 PM (DU+/6)
Fish tank cleaner works too. Just say that Bad Orange Man told you to give it to your hubby. Free as a bird, guilty as sin!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2022 03:48 PM (WzZ44)
haha
"every year the game gets slower"
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
I have a secret inventory of firearms with what they are actually worth, and not what I told the wife I paid for them.
The Boy knows the password to it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 03:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (0G13K)
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None of his press crying and race baiting for five solid years got him a single Jive Turkey experience point?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6)
For some reason I thought it was five. Either way, short shelf life. Dude should be happy he got as far as he did. Once teams forced him to throw rather than let him run that RPO he was cooked.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (LPcrG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (3NKiY)
You even look like you are going to cost casinos 🎰, and you'll wake up in a hole in the ground in the desert.
Posted by: rickb223
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Vegas is run by corporations now. But back when the Mob ran it, they ran it right. You could walk down any street at 3 am with hundred dollar bills hanging out of your back pocket, and no one would even dream of mugging you. At least, not twice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (/pTOt)
You mean like actually being a quarterback in the National Football League? There are no better chances than that.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (tFWfv)
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Jalen Hurts is a remarkably bad QB. Amazingly bad.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (RkC6l)
Here's Baldwin making a phone call to his wife. I'm 99% certain he realizes he's being video recorded after about a minute because he mentions the "cold gun" spiel he's been rehearsing in his head:
https://youtu.be/-6HgbUQNgkg?t=5640
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 03:43 PM (/cyq
Because he obviously explodes in rage at anyone who doesn't gently fondle his ballsack during any interaction with him.
Pure privilege.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2022 03:50 PM (WzZ44)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 03:50 PM (R8uWY)
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy BLM a 3-bedroom, 2-bath teardown in the Hamptons?
Posted by: JamesCarville at April 28, 2022 03:50 PM (Qt1oO)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 03:50 PM (jbvDC)
Like Baldwin said, he wasn't concerned with whether the gun was loaded or not. Same difference.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 03:50 PM (SfD1B)
With all that cash, hire an Uber or a cab. Then again he can’t impress anyone in an Uber but his own expensive sports car? Yeah.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:51 PM (LPcrG)
Krapernick played 6 seasons (2011-2016).
Tom Brady will have played 6 seasons (2017-2022) since Krapernick got cut!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 28, 2022 03:51 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 03:50 PM (R8uWY)
If she did not eat all her wages at the company cafe every three hours?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 03:51 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (LPcrG)
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Pretty much the same thing. Between ageing, injuries, and competition from younger players, it's a very short shelf life. The Favres are a rarity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 03:51 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: Eromero at April 28, 2022 03:51 PM (KXp7n)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 28, 2022 03:51 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022
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I'd cast Danny DeVito in a second. He can revive his Louie DePalma character from Taxi and sneer at everyone he interviews.
Oh. You meant DeNiro? Never mind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 03:51 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 03:49 PM (3NKiY)
It matches his blinged out Crocs.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (pdsZn)
The analyst's point was that there is really only one way for Musk to return the company to reasonable profitability while paying off the debt, and that is to massively and ruthlessly slash current staffing levels.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Uncle Rico at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Monty James at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (LPcrG)
The problem with the XFL and some of the other ersatz football leagues is that they are just the NFL, but not as talented. There really are a limited number of pro caliber offensive linemen available. If you are good, you are already in the NFL. The same for RBs. In the XFL, you routinely see the linbackers outrun the RB on wideplays.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (yQpMk)
He never took football seriously. Partied more than he cared to and he wasn’t a good enough athlete to compensate for that.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (LPcrG)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (JD3FJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2022 03:47 PM (0G13K)
AoSHQ: come for the cruelty, stay for the D&D inside jokes.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (WzZ44)
And then baldwin calls his assistant, who sounds just like his wife, and talks about how his fake spanish wife should come to New Mexico and "we can enjoy ourselves because it's already paid for...we're not getting our money back."
I'm pretty sure he knows the woman director is dead, at this point:
https://youtu.be/-6HgbUQNgkg?t=5857
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 03:53 PM (/cyq8)
Here's Baldwin making a phone call to his wife
"'allo, Illaireah, it is I, Alec ..."
** sound from receiver **
"No, not 'Allay', Alec!"
** more sound from receiver **
"Listen, you stupid bint, I have had enough of your fraudulent accent and ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 03:53 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: thathalfrican
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Whereas Kenny Stabler...
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 03:53 PM (JD3FJ)
Posted by: Uncle Rico at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (llON
I really liked Mass Effect. Solid series. While the final game in the trilogy had major issues, overall it was well done as a tour de force of tone and weight. Let down by a sub par ending.
Mass Effect Andromeda was a dynamite premise let down by everything else.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 03:53 PM (3NKiY)
Damn you, Kaepernick.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 28, 2022 03:54 PM (DcKNO)
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Worst QB I've ever seen who tends to do nothing but win.
Full disclosure, I'm an Alabama alumnus. I lurv me some Jalen and I'm glad his dreams are coming true. He's a heck of a decent guy, too, and I'd probably take a team full of kids just like him from here on out even if it meant never making it to the championships again. He's a great kid.
He has a unique skill set, but I'm always sort of surprised people had so much trouble figuring out that you cover his favorite receiver and get ready for him to run.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 03:54 PM (SfD1B)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 03:54 PM (jbvDC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 03:50 PM (R8uWY)
Tank is more of a DE or Tackle.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 28, 2022 03:54 PM (NgqoH)
I wasn’t born when Stabler was playing, I think, lol.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:54 PM (LPcrG)
Posted by: Uncle Rico at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (llON
Jon Gries is a woefully underutilized actor. I loved his Uncle Rico role.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 03:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM (3vQN0)
She’s that space eater like Vince Wilfork was. Only bigger. And uglier.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM (LPcrG)
That was Tebow's esoteric talent also. He knew how to win.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM (jbvDC)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: torabora at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM (3vQN0)
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Democrats do love having slaves, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)
Srsly, why would you want an over-the-hill shit stirrer who was mediocre in his prime, which is now in rear view mirror?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 03:56 PM (/pTOt)
1. Get an owner who has an IOU to Goodell to sign the Krapper.
2. Tell the owner he must keep the Krapper on the roster until the final cut before the regular season.
3. Tell the owner he must order the head coach to play the Krapper at least four full quarters in pre-season games, and playing at least one full half.
4. The Krapper fails spectacularly in his pre-season play, even against defensive scrubs on the other teams who are sure to be cut. Leading to...
5. The Krapper is cut in the final round of cuts, as it is obvious to even BLM racists that he is worthless as an NFL backup QB.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 03:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (yQpMk)
They should just give up on it and try one of those crazy Australian league games here. No one would have any idea what the rules are, the fans, the players, the coaches the refs, nobody. It would be wild fun.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2022 03:56 PM (lMrg3)
Posted by: Squid at April 28, 2022 03:56 PM (dTyA/)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 28, 2022 03:56 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM (LPcrG)
Likely meaner as well.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 28, 2022 03:56 PM (NgqoH)
The analyst's point was that there is really only one way for Musk to return the company to reasonable profitability while paying off the debt, and that is to massively and ruthlessly slash current staffing levels.
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I feel Elon has the schmartz to savage the Twitter Twinks. Moving the HQ to FL solves a lot of those problems. Hopefully, he picks a location near a large swamp.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 03:57 PM (OTXUv)
Never watch that shit again.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2022 03:57 PM (906pl)
**
Yep, and I think that's part of why people hate him so much. He has continued to work and to try and to keep on going for that brass ring. Add in strong Christian beliefs and he's the quintessential American, and he's despised for it by millions.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 03:57 PM (SfD1B)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 28, 2022 03:57 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 28, 2022 03:56 PM (lKAqb)
They've gone from 'just win baby' to virtue signaling babies.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 28, 2022 03:58 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 28, 2022 03:55 PM
Until they started blocking streets and stopping the flow of spice ($$$$) coming into the casinos, then it's all hands on deck to repel boarders.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 28, 2022 03:58 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: thathalfrican
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*points to lawn*
You know the deal.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 03:58 PM (JD3FJ)
So, yeah, absolutely pure, unadulterated, meaningless virtue signalling.
Posted by: deadrody at April 28, 2022 03:58 PM (SnywI)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:54 PM (LPcrG)
Get off my lawn!!! lol. The Snake was a fun player to watch, back when the NFL was a blast.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: spindrift at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Because that's the Raiders. They have always wanted to "stir the shit", and that's why Mark Davis (son of Al Davis???? the late shit stirrer?) is doing this. They always want to tweak somebody's nose. Oakland, then LA, then Oakland, now Las Vegas. Around and around, and around.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: dartist at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (+ya+t)
Never touch the stuff.
Plus, commercials.
Plus, "NEWS AT 11"
Yeech.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
So, yeah, absolutely pure, unadulterated, meaningless virtue signalling.
Posted by: deadrody at April 28, 2022 03:58 PM (SnywI)
The Tonya Harding gambit might be in play..
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 28, 2022 04:00 PM (NgqoH)
I wasn’t born when Stabler was playing, I think, lol.
Posted by: thathalfrican
Then you missed The Snake having some sort of nearly nude romp with Carol Doda, a chesty "dancer" from SF's North Beach area and then complaining to the press that their coverage of it would "hurt his work with youths". Good times!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 28, 2022 04:00 PM (pNxlR)
No apologies necessary.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (SH2Zi)
At the end of the day, teams and players want to win. Kaperprick will be on the practice squad.where he will not take up a roster spot and yet get back in the QB room to relearn Xs and Os.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (6CzZd)
He never took football seriously. Partied more than he cared to and he wasn’t a good enough athlete to compensate for that.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (LPcrG)
I disagree on the athletic part. Anyway he was never given a real chance because Cleveland front office had predetermined that before he ever stepped in their locker room. The few games I did see him play , I saw a lot of potential but he wasn't allowed to make a mistake. Hell I believe Carr went 1-15 for the Raiders and Bortles the same for the Jags. ( I could be off by a game or two)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (jbvDC)
Posted by: Broseidon at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (lm9/2)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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lol
Can you imagine any player now riding their horse to practice?
The 70s Raiders were a blast to watch, especially against the Steelers.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (JD3FJ)
Dr. Craig Considine
@CraigCons
Prophet Muhammad was not just an advocate of women’s rights; he was a champion of them. He was far ahead of his time in terms of liberating women. The examples are too many to count, but his relationship w/ Khadijah speaks volumes about his views on the place of women in society.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (9jCLT)
Yeech.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (MkuC5)
___________
Who the hell watches local news, anyway? People who are dying of curiosity as to how many cats were rescued from trees that day?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:02 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Broseidon at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (lm9/2)
Crossing routes are a problem.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:02 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 03:57 PM (OTXUv)
I've seen plenty of rumors of him moving Twitter HQ - to Austin? Florida? but no hard news. It does seem clear that he's done with San Fran, though.
I think he'll make good on his threat to turn current Twitter HQ into a homeless shelter. Just because he can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 04:02 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:02 PM (jbvDC)
I always liked Tebow and Doug Flutie. Guys who were slagged by all the analysts but when they were put in they won.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Tom Servo
No. A high-and-low dual hit and he folds the wrong way.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (IEa8U)
Alternate post title:
Wealthy Former White* QB Steals Job From A Younger, Poor Player Who Is Probably Black
*that's an intentional double entendre
Because that's what happened: Instead of a young player getting a chance in the NFL, the Raiders brought back a racist grifter just to virtue signal to take that spot in the league's limited roster.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (/cyq8)
.......
Nothing could be dumber then me watching Survivor last night.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Max Power at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (QCc6B)
The analyst's point was that there is really only one way for Musk to return the company to reasonable profitability while paying off the debt, and that is to massively and ruthlessly slash current staffing levels.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (trdmm)
*furiously pulls pud*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Ace at 04:31 PM
That's OK. After the last 2 years, I don't think I have many brain cells left anyways.
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 28, 2022 04:04 PM (9jCLT)
Posted by: Golfman at April 28, 2022 04:04 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 04:04 PM (SfD1B)
@CraigCons
Prophet Muhammad was not just an advocate of women’s rights; he was a champion of them. He was far ahead of his time in terms of liberating women. The examples are too many to count, but his relationship w/ Khadijah speaks volumes about his views on the place of women in society.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (FVME7)
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What kind of drugs is this guy on?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:04 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 28, 2022 04:04 PM (Qy7kP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:04 PM (/pTOt)
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I'll take 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM (FVME7)
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Now do the part where he fucks 9 year olds.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (v0R5T)[/i[
My wife watches all those reality shows. Big Brother and Survivor are her favorites. IIRC, this last season of BB all the black contestants teamed up to deport all the non-black ones. Straight up racial.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (MESP6)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
"...a lifelong Raider and Cowboy fan..."
Then we're all dead and doing this stuff in our afterlives, because the existence of a person being a lifelong Raider AND Cowboys fan would rip the Universe into tiny little shreds of quarks and bosons.
Just kidding - Condolences for the loss of your dad.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
Get off my lawn!!! lol. The Snake was a fun player to watch, back when the NFL was a blast.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Daryl Lamonica (the mad bomber), George Blanda (the ancient one) and Kenny (the snake) Stabler. Stabler was actually kind of a little guy. Know for his DEEP drops into the pocket (so he could see down field, he might have been 6ft tall).
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (SfD1B)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:02 PM (jbvDC)
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I actually batted against Flutie in a baseball tournament in which he was pitching for the other team. He's amazingly small for a former NFL player.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:06 PM (/pTOt)
What kind of drugs is this guy on?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:04 PM (/pTOt)
++++
Academic leftism's a helluva drug
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 04:06 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2022 04:06 PM (MESP6)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (vcOmj)
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I just looked him up: he was 6'3".
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:06 PM (/pTOt)
-Words I'd never thought I'd hear in that order until this news broke.
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at April 28, 2022 04:06 PM (BCSAN)
He almost single handedly ruined sports, that former space which many of us loved, and made it a bastion of leftism and political correctness.
Posted by: RM at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022
***
During breakfast on weekdays I watch the weather and traffic segments of the local morning news on the CBS outlet, for obvious reasons. Otherwise I'm bored with their constant chanting about masks and vaxxes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (OTXUv)
A better promise would be to keep the HQ there and turn it into a homeless shelter. Embrace the healing power of and, Muskman.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (v0R5T)[/i[
Survivor is still on? I'm serious.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (buqBu)
At the end of the day, teams and players want to win. Kaperprick will be on the practice squad.where he will not take up a roster spot and yet get back in the QB room to relearn Xs and Os.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse
Yep, I knew he had one of the top Wonderlic scores ever. 38 tied with Matt Stafford (top 20 scores of all time 48 is the best). Kap isn't dumb.
This is about getting him to coach by next year or the next as a QB coach to OC into Head Coach.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (6CzZd)
https://bit.ly/37KJlgZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)
Here's a scene from Blazing Saddles:
https://youtu.be/g2Bp8SqYrnE?t=4
(any idea where that redhead is today?)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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There was another accident like that yesterday in Downey, CA. A drunk black woman slammed into a CHP car that was sitting on the side of the highway for a traffic stop of another car.
The drunk black woman hit the cop car at 95 mph, and the cop car burst into flames. The two cops inside the car, a man and a woman, were taken to the hospital with serious injuries, but luckily weren't killed. The black drunk was uninjured.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:03 PM (MkuC5)
Me too. My office mate is a smart lady, but she really seems to be addicted to the fear-pron news. Every "news" story is laced with "be prepared to panic" Like naming winter storms and using terms like polar vortex. or reporting on every damn brush fire in the state, all due to climate change.
I remember when the weather report was a two minute segment at the end of the broadcast, and you never saw idiots standing in the wind and rain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 04:08 PM (x8Wzq)
I remember when the weather report was a two minute segment at the end of the broadcast, and you never saw idiots standing in the wind and rain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 04:08 PM (x8Wzq)
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"So, you dead yet?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2022 04:09 PM (5YPlf)
Then we're all dead and doing this stuff in our afterlives, because the existence of a person being a lifelong Raider AND Cowboys fan would rip the Universe into tiny little shreds of quarks and bosons.
Just kidding - Condolences for the loss of your dad.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 04:05 PM (AMIL/)
________________________
Alas, it do be the truth tho. And thanks.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 28, 2022 04:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2022 04:09 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Kurt at April 28, 2022 04:09 PM (XQPZC)
The Vegas move was bad... but now they have totally lost me.
Glad I was already done with the NFL... or this would hurt worse.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 28, 2022 04:09 PM (oHd/0)
Now I regret watching that Blazing Saddles clip.
It makes the corruption and buffoonery we suffer today seem quaint and innocent.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:10 PM (/cyq8)
Even Colin the starter of 5 years ago-- in his prime--wouldn't start today.
There will never be a running QB in the NFL that lasts more than 2 years. Because, in college, where they're stars, they face--at most--two guys who will start in the NFL on defense.
Every guy in the NFL is as fast and strong as the very fastest guys he played against in college. Running QBs can't adapt, and never will.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2022 04:10 PM (+9YVa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 04:10 PM (trdmm)
https://bit.ly/37KJlgZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)
You, sir, are a great American.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 28, 2022 04:10 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (buqBu)
Network newsies are bad enough at Force 11.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Kunt
This fucking idiot reads DU then comes here to re-post the DU's bullshit. Every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (yQpMk)
Must suck to be you in the 21st century.
---------------
Also a Pittsburgh Pirates fan.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (SfD1B)
[ . . . ]
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 03:52 PM (trdmm)
I saw this comment on Twitter that must have made their trust and safety committee scream:
If Elon Musk had bad intentions he could have simply purchased Congress for a fraction of the price.
https://tinyurl.com/bddu9dyc
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 28, 2022
***
All these names are faintly familiar to me. They echo, like as a kid hearing "Patrice Lumumba" and "Sargent Shriver" on the TV news my mother watched and I otherwise ignored. But local radio always had a sports segment on the morning DJ shows, and I could hardly avoid hearing about these people.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I honestly doubt that, unless he shrunk a lot after he retired. He used to be on one of those ESPN pre-game shows, and he was fun to listen to. But I don't think he was 6'3". I mean, the other guys were noticeably taller than him. If floored ME at first, but he is likely just 6 ft tall.
People doink around with that stuff all the time. Doug Flutie (and you saw him in person) was just 5'8" or 5'9" tall. A little short to be a successful NFL quarterback. I mean, you have to be able to see over offensive linemen that are 6'4" or 6'5" tall.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (yQpMk)
Must suck to be you in the 21st century.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (buqBu)
True. The Raiders haven't been good since most of their fans were still being tried as juveniles.
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (FJYfm)
Must suck to be you in the 21st century.
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Also a Pittsburgh Pirates fan.
Ooooooooh...
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (buqBu)
Maybe versus the ruble.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (yQpMk)
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You should see it against the Italian lira.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
https://bit.ly/37KJlgZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)
Chances are good if she plays in the Onherback position.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 28, 2022 04:13 PM (xPl2J)
Every guy in the NFL is as fast and strong as the very fastest guys he played against in college. Running QBs can't adapt, and never will.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 28, 2022 04:10 PM (+9YVa)
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College coaches usually do badly in the NFL because there are no Frostburg States to play.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 04:13 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (/cyq
To be fair, DU just gets it from the administration and DNC... and FBI... and CIA... and DHS... well, you get the point.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 28, 2022 04:13 PM (QYPq3)
Had to go to grocery store for a few things, not much choice in a couple.
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 04:13 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (axyOa)
Or the child support position.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 28, 2022 04:13 PM (SH2Zi)
Collecting a paycheck.
He has that going for him.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 28, 2022 04:13 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (NpAcC)
@CraigCons
Prophet Muhammad was not just an advocate of women’s rights; he was a champion of them. He was far ahead of his time in terms of liberating women. The examples are too many to count, but his relationship w/ Khadijah speaks volumes about his views on the place of women in society.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM
That's some Patty Murray level stoopid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (RkC6l)
I loved the Cowboys. For 50+ years.
But I also like Prometheus, so, there.....
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You're gay, rite?
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (OTXUv)
https://bit.ly/37KJlgZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022
***
She looks like she's visiting Charlie and Alan's beach house on Two and a Half Men.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (txdEq)
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My Dinner With Donald?
Beating My Tin Drum?
Shithead's List?
The Good and the Bad Ugly?
Destroy All Monsters?
Forrest Gump Does Donald?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (FVME7)
Yep, I knew he had one of the top Wonderlic scores ever. 38 tied with Matt Stafford (top 20 scores of all time 48 is the best). Kap isn't dumb.
This is about getting him to coach by next year or the next as a QB coach to OC into Head Coach.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse
I had to look up Wonderlic: "The purpose of the Wonderlic is to measure a player’s mental processing power and timeliness."
So, Terry Bradshaw's Wonderlic score would be about negative 100?
Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:06 PM (/pTOt)
I don't know if there is another player that got screwed as big as he did when he was with Buffalo. Starts 15 games when starting QB Johnson hurt. Leads team to playoffs and is benched before the game in favor of Rob Johnson , who goes on to play a shitty game and the Bills lose.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (jbvDC)
If Elon Musk had bad intentions he could have simply purchased Congress for a fraction of the price.
https://tinyurl.com/bddu9dyc
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (xhaym)
LOL! Someone else wrote that it would be really easy for him to cut costs; all he needs is a modest office for financial issues in either Florida or Texas, and he can fire all of the techs and outsource all of the coding work to Poland and Mumbai - at a fraction of current costs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (arJlL)
https://bit.ly/37KJlgZ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)
........
Now there's a practical girl. She's got stretchy waist pants.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 04:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Richard DeCamp at April 28, 2022 04:15 PM (Njh2Q)
Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (786Ro)
He’s still trying to figure out how to spell cat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:15 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2022 04:15 PM (a6P66)
Posted by: Hands at April 28, 2022 04:15 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Richard DeCamp at April 28, 2022 04:15 PM (Njh2Q)
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No, buy the NFL and shut it all down.
Football sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2022 04:14 PM (arJlL)
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I'm a man. I don't wear bows.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (DU+/6)
Maybe versus the ruble.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (yQpMk)
Yen is tanking.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: ... at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (a6P66)
All these names are faintly familiar to me. They echo, like as a kid hearing "Patrice Lumumba" and "Sargent Shriver" on the TV news my mother watched and I otherwise ignored.
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Madame Nhu. Laos. U Thant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (/U27+)
Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram 12m
1/6 cmte chair Thompson says at least 8 public hearings expected in June & will be "spread out the entire month." Some will be in prime time
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (IEa8U)
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Move them back to Compton and ask why the NFL is depriving that wonderful neighborhood a professional team to root for.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (sX1BW)
https://bityl.co/Bztq
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (y7DUB)
Nah, then he'd have an excuse. I want him to showcase some Garo Yepremian-level running and passing skills.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (2e5RV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:11 PM (yQpMk)
I don't think you are being fair. I think he makes a good point, especially with a little editing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (XIJ/X)
Just think what kind of quarterback-sneak plays an Ewok could pull off!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2022 03:38 PM (906pl)
Yub Yub Green Right X Shift to Viper Right 382 X Stick Lookie
On 2!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (iDcra)
Maybe versus the ruble.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:12 PM (yQpMk)
........
How's the peso doing?
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (v0R5T)
Lamar Jackson ring a bell? That Murray kid who played for Arizona?
This is a bad take as all QBs outside of Brady have to be able to scramble and run to make plays to be successful.
Hell, that son of a bitch walk on at UGA Stetson Bennett IV literally won the job and a Natty (suck it Bama) because he could escape and run and make plays like a mini Johnny Manzel. And he is back as QB1.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (6CzZd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (XIJ/X)
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He is an erudite scholar of the most ancient of languages.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Shaftoe at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (gS/r9)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:17 PM (0IeYL)
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So was Namath until Bama knee injury.
Posted by: Puddinghead at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (OTXUv)
Unless she is a he, which has yet to be disclosed.
She isn't...a he...right?
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: observer at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (2Hvl3)
Posted by: itzWicks at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (AEvJo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Trying to overshadow PRIDE month?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (R8uWY)
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Musk can cut expenses right off by firing that overpaid Indian lawyer who gets $17 million a year. There are probably thousands of lawyers smarter than her who'll work for less than that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (k4dH2)
Then we're all dead and doing this stuff in our afterlives, because the existence of a person being a lifelong Raider AND Cowboys fan would rip the Universe into tiny little shreds of quarks and bosons.
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My dad hates the Cowboys.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (JD3FJ)
Staubach was a runner.
And a mudder.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (MkuC5)
Unless she is a he, which has yet to be disclosed.
She isn't...a he...right?
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (MkuC5)
No, but she has an adopted kid who is confused in that way.
Posted by: observer at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (2Hvl3)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (sX1BW)
"Spell 'see-eh-tea'?! What the hell kind of word is that, French?"
Posted by: Terry Bradshaw at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (2e5RV)
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 04:18 PM (JD3FJ)
How can you hate America's Team? They even put a hole in the stadium roof so that God could watch.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Weasel
LOL. "So long ago" that a new stadium has been built.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022
***
Exactly. Dean Acheson. Dean Rusk. (Wasn't there a teething food for babies around that time called "rusk" bread?)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Robert17 at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (Lv/70)
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (JD3FJ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (vd5FN)
Posted by: CZ = FNG
Our local news teams are a hoot. Twenty-somethings that constantly mispronounce words and have to be kicked under the desk to start talking as they stare vacantly into the camera after a commercial break.
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (oiNtH)
1/6 cmte chair Thompson says at least 8 public hearings expected in June & will be "spread out the entire month." Some will be in prime time
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (IEa8U)
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Nothing says "institutional integrity" or "honest pursuit of justice" or "critically-important national security matters" or "congressional seriousness" like planning your grandstanding show trials months in advance to make it into a TV miniseries drama.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (DU+/6)
And a mudder.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (MkuC5)
He was a scrambler. They didn't have many QB run plays called.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: Esteve at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (2IA0F)
Amazon missed earnings... badly. Aftermarket is taking its toll.
Posted by: MkY at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (mxNEh)
@CraigCons
Prophet Muhammad was not just an advocate of women’s rights; he was a champion of them. He was far ahead of his time in terms of liberating women. The examples are too many to count, but his relationship w/ Khadijah speaks volumes about his views on the place of women in society.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:01 PM
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Now do FGM.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 04:13 PM (/U27+)
Don't you mean Western Uplands State Tech Agricultural and Teachers College? I believe every state east of the Mississippi has one of those. Or an Eastern Lowlands variety of the same.
Posted by: Gref at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (yQpMk)
He might need a commode, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 28, 2022 04:13 PM (SH2Zi)
. . . How to summon Child Support Payments
https://tinyurl.com/2s8awr9j
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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My dad bleeds Silver and Black, though he's not happy with the move to LV.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (JD3FJ)
Posted by: Weasel
When they built them a billion dollar stadium and said "take our money".
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (buqBu)
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From 60'6" away. He did seem like a nice guy, just from his interactions with others.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (jbvDC)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (n60eW)
Posted by: Weasel
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2020, I think.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (JD3FJ)
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Well what do you know. Makes me wonder what else I've missed.
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
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Men can be women now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
the difference between biden and kaepernick is we know who the man(or,in this case,the woman) behind the curtain is in kaepernick`s case(his radical "partner" nessa diab)...
it`s no coincidence that all this social justice crap started shortly after kaepernick hooked up with that radical shrew...
Posted by: uncouth jay marks at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (GT8Ln)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Cheri at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:21 PM (/pTOt)
I heard he was a decent pitcher. True?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (jbvDC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
If your gonna call yourself "America's Team" it might be good to win a Super Bowl in the current century.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (buqBu)
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (JD3FJ)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
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Men can be women now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
Blue haired tranny wierdos are teaching kids how to jerk off.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (UuD2k)
And a mudder.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (MkuC5)
He was a scrambler. They didn't have many QB run plays called.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (yQpMk)
***
My bromance continues with Gardner Menshew and the Eagles.
(You feelin' me Wyatt?)
He can run, he can throw, he can scramble.
Compare his numbers now with Russell Wilson at the same pint in his career and they are nearly identical.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (buqBu)
They will need a new owner for that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
It is late April, and I have not watched a single inning of a single MLB game this year.
It's amazing how much I don't care, and it is squarely baseball's fault.
The advantage is that I have more time to do things like buy guns and ammo!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2022 04:24 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
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Men can be women now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
***
The Doobie Brothers broke up.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:24 PM (axyOa)
And a mudder.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:19 PM (MkuC5)
He was a scrambler. They didn't have many QB run plays called.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:20 PM (yQpMk)
And I think became the richest ex NFL player in history.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:24 PM (jbvDC)
CNN+ will be discontinued on Thursday, two days earlier than was initially announced last week.
An email to subscribers pegged the end date as April 28, according to The Verge, and a support page on CNN.com also said that the service will discontinued then.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (UuD2k)
Imagine having to be taught that...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
Men can be women now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)
***
The Doobie Brothers broke up.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:24 PM (axyOa)
1984 is current events.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
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Men can be women now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
They can also be pregnant. 🫃🏻
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (SvtOj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (yQpMk)
Yesterday one kept referring to "generation 2", the Chiron read "generation Z".
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (J/+fm)
(You feelin' me Wyatt?)
He can run, he can throw, he can scramble.
Compare his numbers now with Russell Wilson at the same pint in his career and they are nearly identical.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (axyOa)
I was kind of hoping he would have made a move "home" to the Seahawks after Wilson left. Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:26 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
.......
Good. Everybody's always telling me to f*ck myself.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 04:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (buqBu)
Any real Cowboys fan hated that "America's Team" bullsh*t.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:26 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:23 PM (jbvDC)
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Yeah, he wasn't bad. I don't remember what I did against him, but he was OK.
I also faced Bill "The Spaceman" Lee, who was funny as hell. ("Good luck is when the arrow hits the guy next to you.")
I lined out to CF against him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:26 PM (/pTOt)
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I'd be willing to date Amber Heard... IF she wasn't a nasty skank whack job, and I wasn't already married.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (yQpMk)
I can.
*sigh*
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022
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Men can be women now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022
***
The Doobie Brothers broke up.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022
***
Bruce Willis was in some movie about fighting terrorists in a skyscraper. On Christmas Eve, yet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (47mFt)
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She's gonna be charging by the hour soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (eCWW4)
An email to subscribers pegged the end date as April 28, according to The Verge, and a support page on CNN.com also said that the service will discontinued then.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM
Subscribers should as for two days worth of a refund since they didn't make it a whole month. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (J/+fm)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (yQpMk)
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You're ahead of me. I can't even tell you who was IN the Super Bowl this year.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:28 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (47mFt)
She might not be as picky as you think
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 04:28 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:28 PM (zqVuY)
The Hill
@thehill
Sen. John Kennedy: "Do you believe cops kill unarmed Black men in America every single day? You said it at Princeton."
Judicial nominee Choudhury: "I said it in my role as an advocate to make a rhetorical point."
Sen. John Kennedy: "So when you say something incorrect it's ok?"
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Aahooga! Aahooga! Calling Disinformation Czar!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:29 PM (FVME7)
Nah, then he'd have an excuse. I want him to showcase some Garo Yepremian-level running and passing skills.
Posted by: t-bird at April 28, 2022 04:16 PM (2e5RV)
On a side note, Yepremian was one of the plaintiffs in the concussion lawsuit against the NFL. What a fucking joke.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 28, 2022 04:29 PM (jbvDC)
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They pegged their subscribers? I guess they did, now that I think about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:29 PM (/pTOt)
@realchrisrufo 3h
BREAKING: Georgia has become the fourteenth state to pass anti-critical race theory legislation. We have protected millions of American children from race essentialism, collective guilt, and state-sanctioned racism. We will not stop until we have abolished CRT from public life.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2022 04:29 PM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:29 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 28, 2022 04:29 PM (J/+fm)
@realchrisrufo 3h
BREAKING: Georgia has become the fourteenth state to pass anti-critical race theory legislation. We have protected millions of American children from race essentialism, collective guilt, and state-sanctioned racism. We will not stop until we have abolished CRT from public life.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 28, 2022 04:29 PM (IEa8U)
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But cleaning up Fulton County is just uncouth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022
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Men can be women now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022
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The Doobie Brothers broke up.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022
***
Bruce Willis was in some movie about fighting terrorists in a skyscraper. On Christmas Eve, yet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)
Lindbergh made it!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (buqBu)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 28, 2022 04:25 PM (OgrpQ)
***
If the Seahawks were to remain with the kind of game Wilson had, Menshew would of been a great fit. but I think they are moving away from that style of offense and will try to figure out what kind of team they are over the next couple of years. I think Minshew getting his final rookie year under Philly is good. He will get his share of snaps and given a decent o'line will make the most of them.
Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (axyOa)
@thehill
Sen. John Kennedy: "Do you believe cops kill unarmed Black men in America every single day? You said it at Princeton."
Judicial nominee Choudhury: "I said it in my role as an advocate to make a rhetorical point."
Sen. John Kennedy: "So when you
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (buqBu)
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How's the baby?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Why didn't he hire Pumpernickle before this? I mean, seriously, why now?
anyways, the Cowboys broke my heart when they bent the knee
Baseball did the same to me. They resisted it for a year then suddenly it was all cool with them. That and a dozen other stupid moves and I'm done with the MLB for years now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LeBron James at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Diogenes
Only two of them were brothers and they were never both in the band at the same time.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (J/+fm)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022
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Bruce Willis was in some movie about fighting terrorists in a skyscraper. On Christmas Eve, yet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)
Lindbergh made it!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (buqBu)
We have peace in our time!
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (SH2Zi)
Judicial nominee Choudhury: "I said it in my role as an advocate to make a rhetorical point."
Sen. John Kennedy: "So when you
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FIFY there, John.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022
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Men can be women now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022
***
The Doobie Brothers broke up.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022
***
Bruce Willis was in some movie about fighting terrorists in a skyscraper. On Christmas Eve, yet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)
World War II? We Won!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (zqVuY)
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Or one DeSantis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (LvTSG)
One exception, I was on a conference call with a business associate in the UK during that wild playoff game between whosits and whatsits, and he asked me to pull it up explain it to him in real time.
When whosits scored and took the lead with like a minute left on the clock I told him "They scored too soon." He was shocked and said no way.
Then all hell broke loose.
It was fun, actually.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (MkuC5)
Judicial nominee Choudhury: "I said it in my role as an advocate to make a rhetorical point."
And what, exactly, is that rhetorical point?
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (FJYfm)
The reasonable and logical compromise would be to cancel all Interest on all student loans.
Instead, the Democrats are going to "forgive" loans for teachers only (I predict) and everyone else has to pay + interest.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (buqBu)
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How's the baby?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
I better go look.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (buqBu)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (I+ZWa)
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I watched the psychologist's testimony this morning. Devastating to Heard.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2022 04:33 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:33 PM (GwxCX)
I would be okay with that. Usury is unbiblical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2022 04:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (FJYfm)
It's good politics and monetarily for me to incite for a race war and get in prosecutors who will let all criminals go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 28, 2022 04:33 PM (3NKiY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:27 PM (txdEq)
World War II? We Won!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
***
Next week's gub thread: The 13 Steps in reloading the musket.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (axyOa)
It is late April, and I have not watched a single inning of a single MLB game this year.
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You're not missing much. Mostly batters striking out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (JD3FJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
Did we? Did we REALLY??
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (wFpVU)
Instead, the Democrats are going to "forgive" loans for teachers only (I predict) and everyone else has to pay + interest.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (/cyq
The smart play is to keep extending the hiatus on payments. That way the "students" keep being beholden to the Democrats.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022
You don't have to pay for porn anymore.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (vrz2I)
And what, exactly, is that rhetorical point?
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (FJYfm)
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Joe Goebbels made rhetorical points, too.
Just out of curiosity, is there anyone left in India now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (axyOa)
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Actually, only 9 with a caplock.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (ARs9M)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)
It's amazing how much I don't care, and it is squarely baseballs fault.
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Yep. The game has been ruined and it can't be turned around anytime soon since they teach this shit at travel team level.
Way Too much emphasis on Analytics done by nerds telling the players what to do and where to be in every situation has made players retarded when it comes to a baseball IQ. But most don't want to talk about that aspect.
Also the mound needs to be moved back beginning in highschool 6inches to a foot. Watching most every pitchers hit 100plus on the reg while batters strike out 2-3 times a game is boring.
Putting the ball in play and everything that revolves around that is what makes the game exciting and fun to watch. Not 25 Ks with a few dingers is boring except to the non baseball playing fan who knows nothing else.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (6CzZd)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022
Hillary Clinton is still nacho president!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (/cyq8)
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I watched the psychologist's testimony this morning. Devastating to Heard.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2022 04:33 PM
I haven't seen any of it. I don't know much about her and only a bit more about him. They are actors, rich and spoiled. From the sounds of it they are both fucked up people. I just thought it was funny that she had to have other people write this for her. Then again she's an actress.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:33 PM (GwxCX)
Vince Ferragamo should be NFL MVP
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: uncouth jay marks at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (GT8Ln)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (axyOa)
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Actually, only 9 with a caplock.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (ARs9M)
***
See!!??
What can't you learn here???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
Did we? Did we REALLY??
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (47mFt)
___________
It's becoming increasingly apparent that the Nips and the Krauts took a dive. There's no way we could've beaten them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (/pTOt)
Reminded me a LOT of me.
Most me moment - when she says "so this is gonna suck and be really painful. But it will be short and take care of all the issues. So, let's do it." When I say okay, I'm literally getting the treatment 5 seconds later...and it wasn't actually bad. Although maybe that was b/c of the oversell and lack of leaving time to think about it
.
PS - She also thought I was almost a decade younger than I am...of course, I think she and I are the same age, and my spouse thought she was a almost a decade younger than her education would indicate...
Posted by: Nova local at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: mpfs at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (J7XQ0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (eCWW4)
It is never wrong for your first step to be toward the ball in play.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:36 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
I better go look.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (buqBu)
I just saw Nick Cage and Holly Hunter driving down the street.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 04:37 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (/cyq
So, Margaret Cho does it for you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2022 04:37 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:37 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: Wally at April 28, 2022 04:32 PM (FJYfm)
That insurmountable injustice is everywhere at all times and cannot be avoided.
I am sure he plans to build his retirement around that assumption
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2022 04:37 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 28, 2022 04:37 PM (/pTOt)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM
Microwave ovens. They open up an entire cornucopia of sub-2 minute meals.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 04:38 PM (VhB3j)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (wFpVU)
My fault. I just ordered Sefton's book.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:38 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman
It would take a military invasion of Atlanta to clean up that gang and cartel infested hellscape.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 04:38 PM (6CzZd)
So, Margaret Cho does it for you?
Posted by: Jordan61
No.
I should have been more specific and said chubby japanese girls.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:38 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Skip's phone at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
*
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2022
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Lol, Jordan, what's that from? It seems familiar. (Or maybe I've read it here.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (Qp1hz)
There's dramatic climate change (TM) on planet Neptune and Fake President Fingerparty and Donkey-Chompers aren't quite sure how to play this
Boy I wonder if that gigantic nuclear ball of fire in the center of the solar system might somehow be involved?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (DRSnL)
.........
I thought the aliens ate the dinosaurs, then crapped oil everywhere. Huh.
Posted by: wth at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (wFpVU)
My fault. I just ordered Sefton's book.
Oops, I misread that - I thought it just said "big earnings for Amazon"...
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Agreed to all your points but Depp has been crushing his performance when on the stand. The opposing lawyers have been made to look like fools. He actually got one of them to object to his own question. Truly laughable, no matter what the outcome of the trial. (I have no idea of what it is all about).
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (txdEq)
Airplane
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (txdEq)
Heh, it's from Airplane.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (wFpVU)
My fault. I just ordered Sefton's book.
Oops, I misread that - I thought it just said "big earnings for Amazon"...
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (Vu7A1)
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*uncomfortable cough*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (txdEq)
Airplane!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 28, 2022
***
"It's Sad to Belong to Someone Else/ When the Right One Comes Along . . ."
Hope your son is fine, Pug.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (4og8o)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (nxdel)
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Is this because I'm a little behind on current events?!
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (0IeYL)
I should have been more specific and said chubby japanese girls.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:38 PM
Chubby is different than fat. I call them thick. Some thick women are hot. Some are not like anything, depends on the woman. Margaret Cho falls into the fat category, plus the obnoxious lesbo category so there's that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 04:38 PM (6CzZd)
Rested and ready to do the job again.
Posted by: Zombie Sherman at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:22 PM (0IeYL)
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 28, 2022 04:35 PM (DRSnL)
lol
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 04:31 PM (nxdel)
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Is this because I'm a little behind on current events?!
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (0IeYL)
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The Germans built a wall, too. It's down now, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (wFpVU)
I take credit for hurting their bottom line by making them deliver me single shakers of popcorn seasoning on a next-day basis.
Posted by: spindrift at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022
*
Airplane
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022
***
It's been way too long since I've watched that whole movie. Someone here *has* probably referenced that bit at some time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (txdEq)
Amazon 1Q Oper Income $3.7B, missing est. $5.42B
Amazon Sees 2Q Net Sales $116.0B to $121.0B, missing Est. $125.01B
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (MkuC5)
Mark Davis is stunning and brave. If his head coach and OC don't hire Kaepernick, then they are Russians.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM
That moment when you realize both of your urologist's hands are on your shoulders?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (VhB3j)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2022 04:34 PM (wFpVU)
My fault. I just ordered Sefton's book.
Oops, I misread that - I thought it just said "big earnings for Amazon"...
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:39 PM (Vu7A1)
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*uncomfortable cough*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)
HE ALSO HAS BOOKS FOR SALE ON AMAZON UNDER HIS SLAVE NAME DAVID VINING.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)
Security at the airport took one look at the souvenir, an unexploded artillery shell, and evacuated the airport.
https://bit.ly/3KqqVza
Posted by: bonhomme at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (SJ++4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (LvTSG)
I did get free shipping. That had to hurt a little.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:43 PM (Vu7A1)
What am I say. Everyone in the NFL is a Russian. Except the black people. They're American. Unless they support Trump. Then they're black Russians.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 28, 2022 04:43 PM (UGDPW)
Posted by: spindrift at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM (h5TKJ)
This is also my story.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:43 PM (XvPQV)
I would be okay with that. Usury is unbiblical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
This. So much this. We are a Christian Nation afterall.
Plus, the student loan system is built on fraud (and usury). Get a loan so you can get a job only to be replaced or can't get hired because diversity and immigration. Oh tee hee, student loans are the only loans you can't default on if you become bankrupt or disabled.
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 04:43 PM (6CzZd)
That's why I think Mark Davis knows he can say this.
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (Yr4Df)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)
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My true name is Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM
I appreciate your recognition, but I'm married now.
Posted by: Lena at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (VhB3j)
An American family visiting the Golan Heights found an interesting souvenir and decided to bring it home.
Security at the airport took one look at the souvenir, an unexploded artillery shell, and evacuated the airport.
https://bit.ly/3KqqVza
Posted by: bonhomme
Sounds sus.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (/cyq8)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (fj2YZ)
Posted by: fd at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (vrz2I)
Security at the airport took one look at the souvenir, an unexploded artillery shell, and evacuated the airport.
https://bit.ly/3KqqVza
Posted by: bonhomme at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM
Well it's unexploded so it should be fine, duh! Plus it's not like any atmospheric pressure change would do anything either. Put that bad boy on the coffee table I say!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (4og8o)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (fj2YZ)
Accurate arm.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (zqVuY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)
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My true name is Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
I'd tell you my true name, but it's become a killing word
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)
Who's enslaving him? Ace? Sounds kinky.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: bonhomme
Was that wrong?
If I had known that was wrong. . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (n60eW)
Security at the airport took one look at the souvenir, an unexploded artillery shell, and evacuated the airport.
https://bit.ly/3KqqVza
Posted by: bonhomme
Florida Man goes International?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (0chEi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (SfD1B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
I'd tell you my true name, but it's become a killing word
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)
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Muad'dib...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (SvtOj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (FVME7)
Yeah, because if he really thought this through his doughy head, he'd have said this years ago when Pumpernickle was at least able to play the game, even if not particularly well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (KZzsI)
They had success with that formula when they had good coaches.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (K0DWI)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (SvtOj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: Ace at 04:31 PM
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JV Jive Turkey.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (SJ++4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (SvtOj)
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ST. LOUIS!?!? I thought they were in Cleveland!
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (0IeYL)
U of M, as it had to be, had this idiot in for their spring game to infect the current players and display how awesome he is.
He looked AWFUL. I mean bad. Real bad. LOL
Money must be running out.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 28, 2022 04:41 PM
OK...so they are a little slow on the uptake. No biggie.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 28, 2022 04:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Halfhand at April 28, 2022 04:48 PM (wFpVU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)
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Muad'dib...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
No, no, no, it's spelled Muad'dib but it's pronounced Mangrove Throat Warbler
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)
Amazon 1Q Oper Income $3.7B, missing est. $5.42B
Amazon Sees 2Q Net Sales $116.0B to $121.0B, missing Est. $125.01B
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG
🎃
Posted by: Insane Pawg Posse at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (6CzZd)
Never heard of him.
Posted by: Diesel Jones
Isn't he an author?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (SvtOj)
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He's a douche. Not worthy of your attention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)
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What about Raymond Luxury-Yacht, then?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (ARs9M)
You are a silly man, and I am not going to interview you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022
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Only Biden interpreted it as Pinch One Off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
No, no, no, it's spelled Muad'dib but it's pronounced Mangrove Throat Warbler
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:48 PM (XvPQV)
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Excuse me...I didn't take common core English classes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (SvtOj)
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ST. LOUIS!?!? I thought they were in Cleveland!
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (0IeYL)
*backs quietly off your lawn*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (nnLls)
Great music, just great
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (XvPQV)
Never heard of him.
Posted by: Diesel Jones
Isn't he an author?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:47 PM (SvtOj)
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World's largest DVD collector.
Posted by: ShainS at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (SJ++4)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:46 PM (SvtOj)
***steam starts coming out of my ears***
Posted by: BurtTC at April 28, 2022 04:50 PM (47mFt)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:50 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at April 28, 2022 04:50 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Evidence against Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 28, 2022 04:50 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Weasel at April 28, 2022
The copyright on Mickey Mouse runs out on Jan 1, 2024, and this time there isn't a chance in Hell of Disney getting it extended.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 28, 2022 04:51 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 28, 2022 04:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)
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My true name is Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
I'd tell you my true name, but it's become a killing word
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)
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Your true name is Elon Musk?!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 28, 2022 04:51 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 28, 2022 04:51 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
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This is what we in the biz call "badvertising."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 28, 2022 04:51 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Lost In Space - Now fortified with Green Chilis at April 28, 2022 04:52 PM (9I3i5)
I think so...
https://davidvining.com/
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:50 PM (Vu7A1)
He talks about movies here. https://davidmvining.wordpress.com
His taste is...uneven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV)
Security at the airport took one look at the souvenir, an unexploded artillery shell, and evacuated the airport.
https://bit.ly/3KqqVza
Posted by: bonhomme
What is this thing man?
https://youtu.be/_bNlNe30bAM
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2022 04:52 PM (lMrg3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)
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Your true name is Elon Musk?!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 28, 2022 04:51 PM (CAJOC)
Oh great, now a snowflake at Twitter just died...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:53 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
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This is what we in the biz call "badvertising."
Posted by: Joe Mannix
He needs a gecko or an emu.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2022 04:53 PM (SvtOj)
Just letting you know. I'm in real good shape from running around looking for the real killers.
I await your response.
Posted by: OJ at April 28, 2022 04:53 PM (buqBu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV)
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FIFY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, believes a man can fly with Superman at April 28, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 28, 2022 04:54 PM (lMrg3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:54 PM (txdEq)
Security at the airport took one look at the souvenir, an unexploded artillery shell, and evacuated the airport.
https://bit.ly/3KqqVza
Posted by: bonhomme
"Sarn't James! Clockstopper on the double!"
- Lt. Brian Ash
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 28, 2022 04:54 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 28, 2022 04:54 PM (2fRoG)
His taste is...uneven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at April 28, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV)
Why is he covering up his fondness for trombones on that link?
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:55 PM (Vu7A1)
How does this end?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 28, 2022 04:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at April 28, 2022 04:56 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 28, 2022 04:56 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Coki at April 28, 2022 04:56 PM (HWlQt)
Posted by: Coki at April 28, 2022 04:57 PM (HWlQt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 28, 2022 04:40 PM (txdEq)
He is. We're home now. Thanks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 28, 2022 05:09 PM (x8Wzq)
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