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John Ekdahl shows why he is Twitter's preeminent Thought Leader by creating his own Press Office account to issue his own press releases:

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Damn now I want my own Press Office. I want to issue formal statements, too.

Here's a formal statement for Jake Tapper:

Suck my dick, formally. Wear a bowtie. Tails optional.

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David French
@DavidAFrench

It's time to stop using the word "conservative" to broadly describe the right or the Republican Party. It fits some individuals (and I'll use it then), but it increasingly doesn't fit the institution, and it definitely doesn't fit much of the right.

I will continue calling you "cuck."

A Saudi ruler "screamed at" a top Biden official, telling him that the Kingdom will not boost oil production to aid a hostile political regime.

Biden has been hostile to the Saudis for years, joining the media left in essentially crusading for regime change in the Kingdom after Saudi operatives allegedly killed anti-Saudi Qatari spy Jamal Khashoggi, and then telling Americans to blame the Saudis for high oil prices (before pivoting to telling them to blame Putin for high oil prices).

[L]ast fall, Biden sent his national security advisor [and Hillary Clinton Russiagate conspirator] Jake Sullivan to talk with bin Salman about oil production and supply, hoping to strike a deal to increase oil production and combat the rising prices of gas and oil.

However, after bringing up the death of Khashoggi once again, the meeting ended with the prince shouting at Sullivan and telling him the U.S. could forget about any request to boost oil production, according to The Journal.

Fast-forward to the current circumstance, with Russia’s war on Ukraine continuing and deeply hurting the global oil economy. The U.S. finds itself in an awkward and weak position, as Saudi Arabia has aligned itself with Russian interests, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Once the Russia-Ukraine war began, the Biden administration began eyeing Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, hoping to convince them to ramp up oil production, which would undercut the money Russia makes off of its own oil exports and also drive down the rising prices of oil and gas, CNN reported.

Saudi Arabia and the UAE are the most powerful members of OPEC, the bloc of 13 countries that together control 40 percent of global oil production, making them crucial in the global oil game.

Saudi Arabia did not do as Biden requested and has promoted its own interests above the West's, which could be dangerous for the U.S. and also keeps gas prices high for Americans.

Why would they? The Sage of Scranton apparently didn't realize that America would ever, ever need a favor from the most oil-rich country in the Middle East again.

America is Back, baby.

The Adults are Back in charge.

Thanks, NeverTrump! Thank you for joining your leftist co-revolutionaries in "fortifying" the election!

Dana Loesch has had enough of the "Conservative Case for Being Nice to the Liberals Trying to Kill Us" pseudoright:

Dana Loesch
@DLoesch

On "salting the earth" re Disney and DeSantis? Conservatives aren't waging this war. Disney, not conservatives, chose to themselves "salt the earth," against parents over parental sovereignty. They and their surrogates accused parents of murdering gays, for crying out loud.

Disney waged a heinous, scorched earth campaign against parents and it blew up in their collective face. Do not start lecturing these parents and those who support them about "salting the earth."

The same people that lament pushback today are the same ones who lectured us tea party folk for being too loud, too aggressive, too uncompromising. Without that spirit in the party Republicans would be nothing but a bunch of Mitt Romneys.

Look, grace and justice can coexist. Entities who try to usurp parental authority should receive pushback. Removing exemptions isn't harsh or unfair, to the contrary, it's fair by making Disney abide by the rules all other biz must follow.

The Conservative Case for The Far Left crowd will have to explain to me why Sacred Honor requires we give special favors to the media left that is literally attempting to make our values and our way of life socially unacceptable and, through corporate thought-policing (backed by making people unemployable) and de-banking, financially untenable.

They preach a stance of tolerance and libertarianism towards our enemies. But they never preach that stance for our enemies towards ourselves -- no, they allow our enemies to impose authoritarianism and repression upon us.

And then they tell us that we must also tolerate that.

Weird how this toleration is always one way, from us, to their corporate donors.

Jesse Kelly has had it with the Loser Club of the pseudoright:

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
·
Apr 20

Loser Mentality and Winner Mentality. Those are real things. You win long enough, you figure out what it takes to win and you come to expect it. And you're comfortable with it.

Oddly, same thing applies to Loser Mentality. Eventually, you prefer losing.

That's the Right.

The Right is on the verge of a couple big things. I think. I hope.

1. Massive election losses for Democrats. Everyone is focused on Congress but this beating is going to go all the way down to the school board level.

2. A slowly emerging aggressive mentality from the New Right.

That's a good thing. But there is going to be a frustrating thing for many on the Right. I know it will be frustrating for me. And that's the Loser Mentality.

And to be clear, I'm for once not calling them losers. I mean, many are. But some are just a product of the Old Right.

If you're on the Right, limited government and all that, you've never seen real wins in your lifetime. Not real wins. Sure, there's been an election win you've celebrated. But if you're alive to read this, government has never shrunk in your lifetime. Ever.

Which means you've grown up a loser. Always losing. Always told to wait for the next election. Always told giving the communists just a little more ground is the right thing to do.

And there's something else:

Principles. You've heard this word endlessly. We can't do this and we can't do that and what's the reason? Principles. It's always principles.

And this is what I mean when I say I'm not calling them all losers.

Many on the Right believe that.

They've simply been raised in a political system where their job is to whine about Democrats and scream about things like "Hypocrisy!" and "Double standards!". But that's where it ends for them cause that's what the Right has always been.

Even suggesting doing more than that is met with the indignant cries of "That's not who we are!".

THAT is loser mentality. It's in our culture on the Right. It's ingrained by now. Being "conservative" to the Right means whining while we lose. Nothing more.

And as we get BIG election wins, we better find a way to overcome that mentality. We are going to have opportunities we've never had before.

The communist won't be our main enemy. Loser Mentality will.

That's all.

Good points. I would offer the same quibble I offered John Hayward: While he's right that many "on the right" have this Loser Mentality, I'd also point out that some actually have a Winners Mentality -- it's just that they're trying to Win for the Other Side.

I mean, Charles Cooke may have this Losers Menatlity.

David French doesn't. He's trying to win.

He's just playing for the hard left.

Hayward talks about that with J.J. and CBD. I should have stressed that while some people are as Hayward (and Kelly) describe, there are also a good number of people who are, and always have been, simply left-liberals who have minor economic and foreign quibbles with their true correligionists on the left.

Speaking of:

Gay Bulwark grifter and weirdo Tim Miller claims that those who against teachers grooming children are "weirdoes" talking about "Mickey and Pluto making love."

He used to be a "Republican" fundraiser or consultant or whatever. Pretty sure a "Republican consultant" is someone who tells you "do what the Chamber of Commerce tells you to and they'll give you lots of money." Wow, what a Murderer's Row of Mensa Chapter Presidents. Political consultants are just DC matchmakers for a lonely dollar and an lovelorn palm.

He was a member of the permanent "conservative" DC class. Now he sucks off Bill Kristol's Democrat donor network.

So this is what used to "represent" the conservative movement in DC, until the masks were torn off:

Yeah I call him gay and weirdo. Look what he called his normie opponents. You don't get to throw shit and then say "Oh, I'm a protected minority, you can't use the same kind of insults against me."

The James Carville talking point "Conservatives are weirdos" is being deployed. Pass the word.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

The people objecting to purple-haired nonbinary nose-rings chatting up six year olds about pronouns and hormones and masectomies are the weirdoes. Got it, Timothea.


Okay, guess quickly: Fake or real:

It's fake, I'm pretty sure. It's the same guy who did that George Floyd Appreciation Day speech at the Frisco, TX city council.

Seems pretty real, though.

Posted by: Ace at 05:43 PM




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1 Meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 05:42 PM (cyNIT)

2 Meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2022 05:42 PM (cyNIT)

3 Top ten baby

Posted by: TexasDan at April 21, 2022 05:43 PM (z9npv)

4 Top 10

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 05:45 PM (2JoB8)

5 So much content I could shit myself

Posted by: Amber Heard at April 21, 2022 05:45 PM (786Ro)

6 >>>I will continue calling you "cuck."

I've heard cucks have actually started distancing themselves from French.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 05:45 PM (QYPq3)

7 David French @DavidAFrench

It's time to stop using the word "conservative" to broadly describe the right or the Republican Party.


Well, for once he's half right. Conservative no longer describes the Republican Party.

Posted by: Edsel at April 21, 2022 05:45 PM (ZsR3z)

8 I AM A THOUGHT LEADER!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2022 05:46 PM (I2/tG)

9 I am not Sponge-worthy.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 05:46 PM (UHVv4)

10 Sundowner following Barky's lead giving everything to the Iranians

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 05:47 PM (2JoB8)

11 I think the gay masker is real. You can see it when he realizes his hysterics have outrun his thoughts at about 20 seconds.

Posted by: Edsel at April 21, 2022 05:47 PM (ZsR3z)

12 Im dying here at that c++ thing. That is funny shit.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 05:47 PM (OalnH)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

14 I AM A THOUGHT LEADER!

https://tinyurl.com/2mu7dzfd

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2022 05:47 PM (I2/tG)

15 What is David French driving at? What are his drugs of choice?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (WJNu0)

16 And in more of today's weird news. A killer in Britian who murdered his cell mate with shoelaces and who claimed to be a transgender M to F now identifies as an infant, wants to wear a diaper and be feed baby food, and the lockup is complying:

https://tinyurl.com/4ctxtp4h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (fF2aM)

17 Are people queer before they get into journalism or does journalism make people queer?

Posted by: NCKate at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (2oJif)

18 Does Loesch still consider Tapper to be her very good friend?

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (vMCab)

19 That white guy with the mask shield is weapons grade snark.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (bVYXr)

20 "Suck my dick" I do so love to see the language of my yout in print. Sweet Jers-Y-bonics.

Posted by: mark reardon at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (1acyy)

21 "Do you want people that charged the Capitol deciding what the math books are...weirdos talking about Mickey and Pluto making love? Nobody wants them deciding what's in the math books either."


Ah, you mean parents. You go with that. It's a sure electoral winner.

Posted by: Edsel at April 21, 2022 05:49 PM (ZsR3z)

22 BTW, fake. Cassady Campbell, again.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 05:49 PM (QYPq3)

23 What the hell IS a "thought leader?" The term makes no sense whatsoever. Is there a "stupidity leader?" Actually, now that I think about it, there's a whole bunch of those.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2022 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

24 RE: That last video...

The line between satire and reality is so blurred right now that the Babylon Bee can't keep up.

People are also attention whores and might just engage in outrageous behavior because it gets them "clicks" or "likes" or whatever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2022 05:49 PM (K5n5d)

25 No; I think the face mask shield guy is a parody.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 05:49 PM (fF2aM)

26 "Do you want people that charged the Capitol deciding what the math books are...weirdos talking about Mickey and Pluto making love? Nobody wants them deciding what's in the math books either."
____________

I do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2022 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

27 holy crap Taylor used ALL THE FILTERS

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (j9HX3)

28 Just read a story about a woman in Florida who decided it would be fun to spike the reception food with marijuana and get the wedding guests high (without their knowledge). Guests were having hallucinations, heart palpitations, etc. There were old people at the reception, on heart meds that aren't supposed to be mixed with alcohol or m.j. People were getting sick, thinking they were dying, etc.

The bride and the caterer were arrested for adulterating the food. Hope the groom has lots of insurance; he's going to need it for all the lawsuits.

Example number 385,385,304 showing why "don't stick your d*ck in crazy" is good advice!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (k4dH2)

29 Dana Loesch: "The same people that lament pushback today are the same ones who lectured us tea party folk for being too loud, too aggressive, too uncompromising. Without that spirit in the party Republicans would be nothing but a bunch of Mitt Romneys."

That's just not true. They'd also be a bunch of McCains, Murkowskis, and McConnells.

I rate this as Two Pinocchios.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (aXxgO)

30 14 I AM A THOUGHT LEADER!

https://tinyurl.com/2mu7dzfd
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2022 05:47 PM (I2/tG)

Yeah, the whole 'thought leader' idea is so Mao...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (oHd/0)

31 The face shield isn't a joke.
My dental hygienist wears them since before covid.
Cleaning teeth can be a messy affair.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (jTmQV)

32 David French
@DavidAFrench
It's time to stop using the word "conservative" to broadly describe [...] the Republican Party.



He's not wrong.

Posted by: Slow Donnie at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

33 I see shit like thought leader or similar nonsense as job titles on LinkedIn. It tells me right away to stat far far away from them.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (OalnH)

34 "Do you want people that charged the Capitol deciding what the math books are...weirdos talking about Mickey and Pluto making love? Nobody wants them deciding what's in the math books either."
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I value their knowledge, experience, and opinions, over yours, fuckface.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (K5n5d)

35 2 things-1. Love John, wish he'd come back here. 2 Minor quibble with Jesse Kelly - some of us remember real wins with Reagan. But I would say Bush I institutionalized failure theater in the GOPe with his cave on "read my lips, no new taxes." Which gave us Clinton.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 21, 2022 05:52 PM (fj2YZ)

36 apparently the Right is never allowed to play offense? is that the rule of this game? Lefties play offense, Right plays "defense"?

so they're on the same team ah I get it now

against us.

Posted by: Black Orchid at April 21, 2022 05:52 PM (j9HX3)

37 Do you want people that charged the Capitol deciding what the math books are


Why, no, I don't want federal provocateurs writing math books.

Posted by: Hands at April 21, 2022 05:52 PM (786Ro)

38 17 Are people queer before they get into journalism or does journalism make people queer?
Posted by: NCKate at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (2oJif)
______________

Both. It's like girls' softball: first, it selects for homosexuals, and it also converts the few non-homosexuals into homosexuals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2022 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

39 1. Massive election losses for Democrats. Everyone is focused on Congress but this beating is going to go all the way down to the school board level.

2. A slowly emerging aggressive mentality from the New Right.

3. STEINER WILL COME.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (JQ81d)

40 From Mickey Kaus:

From the [WSJ] article: "Nearly half of white students admitted to Harvard between 2009 and 2014 were recruited athletes, legacy students, children of faculty and staff, or on the dean’s interest list—applicants whose parents or relatives have donated to Harvard ..."

And that was a decade ago. Imagine what it's like now, with significantly fewer white students being admitted.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (I2/tG)

41 The face shield is real although I doubt it comes with a label on it saying face shield. The act of the guy wearing it is 100% parody.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (OalnH)

42 The real reason the Saudis and OPEC are disinclined to listen to Biden's idiots at state is that the state department is in love with dealing with Iran and giving them money and nukes. They even went to the level of allying with Israel to form a defense against Iran.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (eoQWY)

43 The great part about the C++ meme is fewer than 3 people at CNN will get the reference.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (z9npv)

44 I am typing something and deleting it.

It's funny. But it will piss ace off. But it's really a funny riffing on our earlier tiff. And I want to spoon with ace not make him more mad.

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (9otr5)

45 Thought Leader. Does "What Bulshit! " offer enoug of an assessment of that statement?

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (Vr12I)

46 Ok Tim the Groomer. Those weirdo parents don't want books with graphic illustrations of a 12 year old boy sucking a grown man's dick in school. Such weirdos!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (II3Gr)

47 The James Carville talking point "Conservatives are weirdos" is being deployed. Pass the word.



Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2022 05:54 PM (PiwSw)

48 32 David French
@DavidAFrench
It's time to stop using the word "conservative" to broadly describe [...] the Republican Party.


He's not wrong.
Posted by: Slow Donnie at April 21, 2022 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

Stopped clock is right twice a day... now, what else has Frenchie been right about?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 05:54 PM (oHd/0)

49 America is Back, baby.

The Adults are Back in charge.

And, most importantly, sea-rise has stopped!

Posted by: Barky at April 21, 2022 05:54 PM (8u/ei)

50 Fighting for Ukraine by paying more for gas and wearing a mostly useless face shield. What a hero.




/s

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 21, 2022 05:54 PM (zL564)

51 The world is full of some really really shitty people.

And the liberal media puts them on TV every single day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Carville is calling other people "weirdo"?
LOL, stop it... please...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (jTmQV)

53
Willowed: Elon says that when he takes over the Twatters, everyone will be a bluecheck. Twatter will verifiy every "real human" who wishes to be.

Hardest hit will be the Cuckshed Twatter mean girls club who consider the bluecheck some mark of social superiority.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (Mzdiz)

54 Disclose.tv @disclosetv; 26m
NEW - Fauci: "We are concerned about courts getting involved in things that are unequivocally a public health decision. This is a CDC issue."

https://nitter.net/disclosetv/status/
1517253823571673089

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (UHVv4)

55 Is DC so thick that theynthought Saudi would consider helping us out of our stepping on the rake?

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (Vr12I)

56 He's right. I'm doing NOTHING!

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (vrz2I)

57 15 What is David French driving at? What are his drugs of choice?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (WJNu0)

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They grow all types of flora and fauna at the French Davidian compound. And the processing "greenhouse" would shame most Colombian cartels.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (TNyrE)

58 "Principles" are a loser when you are down in the dirt with mongrels. I've tried detailing this here over the years to various effects.

Principles are a luxury that we can no longer afford. It will end with our kids being sexually abused in school with our sanction. And that won't even be the end.

Because that is the nature of our enemy.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (dscaa)

59 Someone should tell French that conservative arose as a preferred label among conservatives specifically as a clarifier that the Republican Party isn't conservative.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (z9npv)

60 Taylor Lorenz is a human turd on Johnny Depp's bed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Judge Jeanine said she once had someone vomit all over her while she was on a plane.

Gutfeld asked her if it was Chris Wallace.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2022 05:56 PM (NpAcC)

62 Ace: "...I'd also point out that some actually have a Winners Mentality -- it's just that they're trying to Win for the Other Side."

So very, very this.

It was only after much pain and suffering and Want of SMOD that we embraced Trump to say, "Eff You All!". So only with the legacy of that and MAGA do we truly understand the malevolent forces working in unison against us.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 05:56 PM (aXxgO)

63 Dear Mr. Ace, Don’t look now but you’re already well, the thing.

Posted by: Holy Crap at April 21, 2022 05:56 PM (r0dOk)

64 The people objecting to purple-haired nonbinary nose-rings chatting up six year olds about pronouns and hormones and masectomies are the weirdoes. Got it, Timothea.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 05:56 PM (0G13K)

65 Judge Jeanine said she once had someone vomit all over her while she was on a plane.
___

And people wonder why I will never fly again.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 05:56 PM (QRQYs)

66 55 Is DC so thick that theynthought Saudi would consider helping us out of our stepping on the rake?
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (Vr12I)


In a word, yes.

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (9otr5)

67 Okay, guess quickly: Fake or real:

Fake and ghey.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (IEa8U)

68 60 Taylor Lorenz is a human turd on Johnny Depp's bed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Without the class.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (II3Gr)

69
Did the carbon dating come back on Taylor Lorenzini? I say early pleistocene.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (s2VJv)

70 35 2 things-1. Love John, wish he'd come back here. 2 Minor quibble with Jesse Kelly - some of us remember real wins with Reagan. But I would say Bush I institutionalized failure theater in the GOPe with his cave on "read my lips, no new taxes." Which gave us Clinton.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 21, 2022 05:52 PM (fj2YZ)

Government did not get smaller under Reagan, in fact, the Dept. of Education actually started under him (although the bill to create it had passed before he entered office). He could have killed it if he wished, and appointed the first Head of that Department.

A Federal Department under which test scores have continued to PLUMMET ever since its creation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (oHd/0)

71 >>> What is David French driving at? What are his drugs of choice?


self-righteousness and cock but mostly a cock but also self-righteousness (plus more cock)

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (0G13K)

72 Taylor Lorenz?

More like Taylor Lorenx, amirite?

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 05:58 PM (9otr5)

73 Did the carbon dating come back on Taylor Lorenzini? I say early pleistocene.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (s2VJv)



Cro-Magnon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Taylor Lorenz is a template for a group of, well, women, that I have grown to despise. I suppose I am stereotyping, but whatever.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 05:58 PM (Vr12I)

75 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 1h
Dion Marsh Charged With Federal Hate Crimes After Spree Of Violent Attacks On Members Of New Jersey Orthodox Jewish Community

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 05:58 PM (UHVv4)

76
self-righteousness and cock but mostly a cock but also self-righteousness (plus more cock)
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (0G13K)



He's related to garrett?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

77 53
Willowed: Elon says that when he takes over the Twatters, everyone will be a bluecheck. Twatter will verifiy every "real human" who wishes to be.

Hardest hit will be the Cuckshed Twatter mean girls club who consider the bluecheck some mark of social superiority.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (Mzdiz)


I believe that was the original purpose of the bluecheck. So people would know ok this is the real account of this person not a fake account claiming to be. And then they shifted it and it became a bizarre status symbol

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2022 05:58 PM (vMCab)

78 73 Did the carbon dating come back on Taylor Lorenzini? I say early pleistocene.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (s2VJv)


Cro-Magnon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)


I guess that accounts for the dewey freshness of her skin. Oh wait, never mind. That's crack addict semen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 05:58 PM (s2VJv)

79 "Do you want people that charged the Capitol deciding what the math books are"

Ummm... No. I don't want the FBI or BLM or Antifa writing any text books. K, thanks, bye. Dumb fuck.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2022 05:59 PM (Vxu+H)

80 Hmm...a blue check for Farmer Bob? Alas, just like the "Members Only" club for which my mother never deemed me worthy in high school, I shall, once again, likely eschew enrollment in the club.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 21, 2022 05:59 PM (fj2YZ)

81 "Mickey and Pluto making love."
------------

'Love' had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 21, 2022 05:59 PM (kOliq)

82 Carville slings, “weird” and wears…you be the judge.

Posted by: Holy Crap at April 21, 2022 05:59 PM (r0dOk)

83 "people that charged the Capitol"

_________

"Charged" the Capitol? Seriously?

Is he referring to those people who walked into the Capitol at the invitation of the cops, and then stood politely behind the velvet rope lines?

Yes, I'd be fine with them deciding what's in the math books. And the civic books too. Especially the civics books, since many of those people have now experienced the horrors of tyranny first hand, having been imprisoned for over a year in horrible conditions for "crimes" like trespassing and parading without a license.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 05:59 PM (k4dH2)

84 >>>He's related to garrett?


i would never insult garrett by comparing him to French, there are some lines you just don't cross.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (0G13K)

85 Another one bites the dust.

@WardDPatrick

FOX confirms WaPo report that VP Harris Chief of Staff Tina Flournoy is departing the Administration. Lorraine Voles will be named Chief of Staff.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

86 We really need to make it "Confirmed oldest woman in the world Taylor Lorenz."

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (vMCab)

87 "Do you want people that charged the Capitol deciding what the math books are"

Ummm... No. I don't want the FBI or BLM or Antifa writing any text books. K, thanks, bye. Dumb fuck.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2022 05:59 PM (Vxu+H)



He furthers my theory that men shouldn't swallow man juice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

88 NEW - Fauci: "We are concerned about courts getting involved in things that are unequivocally a public health decision. This is a CDC issue."

https://nitter.net/disclosetv/status/
1517253823571673089

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 05:55 PM (UHVv4)

Translation: "We're worried about not being able to do whatever the fuck we want to do to the peasants and slaves while controlling profit for ourselves and our cronies in enemy states."

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (dscaa)

89 Taking pointless CRT-laden Maya Angelou references out of math books: weird.

Books with depictions of underage boys sucking dick: not weird

Keeping transgender grooming shit away from 8-year-olds: weird

Cutting healthy breast tissue out of 12-year-old girls: not weird

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (II3Gr)

90 Harvard class of 2015 was 56% white. The 2025 class is 44% white.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (OalnH)

91 If you assume that Joey Stink Fingers didn't want the House of Saudi to not pump more then I have some bad news for you.

He didn't. He wants to rain down economic pain on America.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (iDcra)

92 And I want to spoon with ace not make him more mad.
Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 05:53 PM (9otr5)



I love his musk.

Posted by: Slow Donnie at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

93 Tim Miller, who picked out that wallpaper? It's FABULOUS!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (PiwSw)

94 Okay, guess quickly: Fake or real:

Fake and ghey.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 05:57


Is it legal to laugh openly at people like this?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (uO+/l)

95 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 2h
Stephen Colbert tests positive for COVID, says he's 'grateful to be vaxxed and boosted'

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (UHVv4)

96
What does it all mean?

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (QrvWz)

97 “Political consultants are just DC matchmakers for a lonely dollar and an lovelorn palm.”

Damn. Nicely put

Posted by: 7man at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (qwO6y)

98 Did the carbon dating come back on Taylor Lorenzini? I say early pleistocene.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2022 05:57 PM (s2VJv)

What pisses me off is how these threads are too fast and too haphazard. There should be one, devoted entirely to Taylor Lorenz (named after her uncle, Zachary).

For example, earlier I said she remembers when it was the New North Church.

Nobody clapped. That makes me sad.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (YV6PJ)

99
Scott Gotlieb (who can join Fauci in dying in a fire) said the quiet part out loud. It's about the CDC's authority. The mask mandate is not a big thing, he said, but we must be made to respect the CDC's authoriteh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (Mzdiz)

100 90 Harvard class of 2015 was 56% white. The 2025 class is 44% white.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (OalnH)


Same is true of Barack Obama.

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (9otr5)

101 >>> Thanks, NeverTrump! Thank you for joining your leftist co-revolutionaries in "fortifying" the election!


I've heard journolistas (fox ones) referring to Musk's latest maneuver as "fortifying" his bid to buy twitter.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (QzpS1)

102 95 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 2h
Stephen Colbert tests positive for COVID, says he's 'grateful to be vaxxed and boosted'
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (UHVv4)

He has no self awareness, does he?

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (Vr12I)

103 >>>Damn. Nicely put
Posted by: 7man

thank you. When that came together i was like, oh, nice.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (0G13K)

104 "Do you want people that charged the Capitol deciding what the math books are"


Ahhh... "Charged"?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (uO+/l)

105 90 Harvard class of 2015 was 56% white. The 2025 class is 44% white.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (OalnH)

And Whites are still 57% of the US, so we are underrepresented in Harvard.

Thus, we need Affirmative ACTION! Because... them's duh rulz, aint dey?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (oHd/0)

106 I thought the check was just a verification of a persons identity. Like if I say I am John Smith, the check confirms I am really that guy. It means you are special? Lol.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (OalnH)

107 HAHAHA. His dad was a mailman....I think
Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich said he went behind a building and cried after losing the 2016 GOP presidential primary to former President Donald Trump.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (W1E3x)

108 Fake, but accurate

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (kXYt5)

109 What is David French driving at? What are his drugs of choice?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (WJNu0)

Rohypnol in his white wine spritzer.

Posted by: Mishdog at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (hAn9Q)

110 And there's something else: Principles. You've heard this word endlessly. We can't do this and we can't do that and what's the reason? Principles. It's always principles. And this is what I mean when I say I'm not calling them all losers. Many on the Right believe that.

Yep, straight out of the Mel Gibson movie, "The Patriot".

Col. Harry Burwell: And your principles?
Benjamin Martin: I'm a parent. I haven't got the luxury of principles.

It took Benjamin Martin watching as his son was murdered in front of his face to finally decide to fight.

Same thing seems to be happening now. The Right refused to take any action until they saw their children being sexually groomed in front of them by every institution in the country (schools, colleges, media, social media, government, Hollywood, Disney). Something social conservatives have been warning about for two freaking decades.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (Do5/p)

111 MPPP would be great at writing your press releases Ace. On you days off of course.

Posted by: Bosk at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (x6uUk)

112 They all tweet the same thing when they get COOF. They are a bizarre sex cult. Sex with themselves.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (dscaa)

113 I've been vaxxed against a lot of stuff in my life.

If I ever came down with smallpox, sure as hell wouldn't be thankful I was jabbed.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (QRQYs)

114 >>> 105 90 Harvard class of 2015 was 56% white. The 2025 class is 44% white.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (OalnH)

And Whites are still 57% of the US, so we are underrepresented in Harvard.

Thus, we need Affirmative ACTION! Because... them's duh rulz, aint dey?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (oHd/0)

Does this include white hispanics or not?

Posted by: This... is NOT C++ you poopyheads! It's XiNN! at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (llON8)

115 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 2h
Stephen Colbert tests positive for COVID, says he's 'grateful to be vaxxed and boosted'

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)
===

If it is bad to hope Colbert suffers greatly before he dies, I don't want to be good.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (iDcra)

116 Timethea gave away the play:

Call them weird to limit the strength of their argument.

He knows he's losing. He's just trying to stem the loss.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (ZMYfe)

117 Do you want people that charged the Capitol deciding what the math books are...weirdos talking about Mickey and Pluto making love? Nobody wants them deciding what's in the math books either.

What math books should contain: Math. There is absolutely no reason for anything other than math (or examples of its applications) should be in math books.

No common core. No convoluted ways to perform simple calculations. No group work. Just +-*/ as it was taught in 1940.

Posted by: Chuck C. Thought Leader(tm) at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (EughT)

118 Sure, there's been an election win you've celebrated. But if you're alive to read this, government has never shrunk in your lifetime. Ever.

That is not entirely true: President Trump eliminated the Consumer Protection Agency. But yeah, its overall been fails and growth of government

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

119 thank you. When that came together i was like, oh, nice.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (0G13K)

That's what she said.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (dscaa)

120 Conservative Inc is a lot like the gays

they like to strut around in self importance. coming down from high now and then to bestow on the peons some sort of fabulous

but when things go quiet and they look at the small pool in which they swim, they freak

Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (us2H3)

121 John Kasich said he went behind a building and cried after getting spanked by Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (vrz2I)

122 106 I thought the check was just a verification of a persons identity. Like if I say I am John Smith, the check confirms I am really that guy. It means you are special? Lol.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:03 PM (OalnH)


Yes, because they withheld it from people because they thought wrong, or took it away for that reason. You were still John Smith, Twitter knew you were John Smith, but you lost your bluecheck (or never got it) because you were a wrongthinker.

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (9otr5)

123 "They've simply been raised in a political system where their job is to whine about Democrats and scream about things like "Hypocrisy!" and "Double standards!". But that's where it ends for them cause that's what the Right has always been."

it's like he's describing Ed Driscoll to a T

Posted by: x at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (uQFwj)

124 >>>Rohypnol in his white wine spritzer.


you're saying he rufies himself so he can pretend not to remember his gay bondage escapades the next day when he's railing about Christians failing to live up to The French Standard?

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (0G13K)

125 When my boys were little (3 and 6), the younger one would often harass the older one, following him around and occasionally punching him if he was being ignored. The older one came to us one day to say he was fed up with it. We told him to show restraint, but if the little one hit him, it was okay to hit back. Sure enough, not ten minutes went by, and in through the front door bursts the younger brother, crying, "He hit me back!"

This is the democrats in a nutshell when it comes to the Culture War they keep saying conservatives are waging. "They hit me back!" they complain.

Posted by: red speck at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (gS3OW)

126
In more "Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin" for the dollar's reserve status, the central bank of Israel has announced a "change in philosophy".

They are going to rejigger Israel's reserve holding and start adding Chicom yuan, and some others and reduce dollar and euro relative holdings.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (Mzdiz)

127 Willowed: Elon says that when he takes over the Twatters, everyone will be a bluecheck. Twatter will verifiy every "real human" who wishes to be.


lol. While searching for a password to login to the old desktop this am, I came across the login and password for twatter that I signed up for in 2011. Just for shits and giggles, I tried to log in. Heh, it must have been purged some time ago. I don't think I ever posted to it.

Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (AhBAQ)

128 >>> Breaking911 @Breaking911; 2h
Stephen Colbert tests positive for COVID, says he's 'grateful to be vaxxed and boosted'
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (UHVv4)

He has no self awareness, does he?
Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 06:02 PM (Vr12I)


He's a leftist. He mouths the correct things in response to stimuli. There is nothing else.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (QzpS1)

129 I am grateful to be vaxxed and boosted. It was better than Cats.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (dscaa)

130 Dude in a dress with blue hair and a nose ring calls ME a weirdo?

Sure. That works.

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (9otr5)

131

i would never insult garrett by comparing him to French, there are some lines you just don't cross.
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (0G13K)



You're right. I went too far on that one and for that, I humbly apologize.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

132 What math books should contain: Math. There is absolutely no reason for anything other than math (or examples of its applications) should be in math books.

Oh, its math but they are tricky about it. They do stuff like this:

"Adam and Steve have six dildos. Steve loses one in his colon, how many dildos do Adam and Steve now have?"

See, its math! With a twist!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

133 John Kasich said he went behind a building and cried after getting spanked by Donald J. Trump.

Cried for more, most likely.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (SchxB)

134
No common core. No convoluted ways to perform simple calculations. No group work. Just +-*/ as it was taught in 1940.
Posted by: Chuck C. Thought Leader(tm)


Important to remember that Bush help shepherd Communist Core into education. That fucking family is responsible for 50% of the mess we're in.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (IEa8U)

135 maybe if you want to court Saudi Arabia for more oil, you shouldn't also be giving Iran everything it wants and more in a new deal. Ever thought about that geniuses?

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (9xzJW)

136 Another one bites the dust.

@WardDPatrick

FOX confirms WaPo report that VP Harris Chief of Staff Tina Flournoy is departing the Administration. Lorraine Voles will be named Chief of Staff.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Reminds me of when Roman Emperors would name a new set of consuls every few days to allow lots of people to get the job on the resume.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

137 The very few subscribers to CNN+ should be able to recover the costs of their unfulfilled subscriptions as NFTs! They will be offering a great rarity. 😂

Posted by: 10x25mm at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (w1jjU)

138 I'm not saying they should check Tim Miller's crawl space, but I'm not saying they shouldn't check it either.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (II3Gr)

139 Grateful to be vaxxed and boosted.
----------

What about masked? How come that's never part of it?

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (dscaa)

140 John Kasich said he went behind a building and cried after getting spanked by Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (vrz2I)
===

Through what he calls his penis (but it much smaller).

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (iDcra)

141 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 2h
Stephen Colbert tests positive for COVID, says he's 'grateful to be vaxxed and boosted'
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (UHVv4)



DIE!!!!!!!!!!!


huh.....WHAT?!?! What happened....I blacked out there for a sec.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

142 Boosted and still got the coof? But wait a second

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (OalnH)

143 @WardDPatrick

FOX confirms WaPo report that VP Harris Chief of Staff Tina Flournoy is departing the Administration. Lorraine Voles will be named Chief of Staff.
Posted by: JackStraw

jack did we already know about that one? So hard to keep up with.

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (0G13K)

144 lol Sponge.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (QRQYs)

145 i sure hope that stephen colbert doesn't fucking die or anything

Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (0G13K)

146 French is not classy enough for glitter crocs.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (vrz2I)

147 Message to you homos: Enough with the faggotry already.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (WFW2Y)

148 What about masked? How come that's never part of it?
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (dscaa)

And will he sign a sworn and notarized affidavit that he was ALWAYS 6 feet away from others?

Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (PiwSw)

149
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!


huh.....WHAT?!?! What happened....I blacked out there for a sec.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (II3Gr)

150 That is not entirely true: President Trump eliminated the Consumer Protection Agency. But yeah, its overall been fails and growth of government
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

Do you really believe there were LESS Federal employees when Trump left office, then when he entered?

OMB no longer publishes those stats in an easy to find location... but I'd wager not.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (oHd/0)

151 Mickey and Pluto making love

*********

What's love got to do, got to do with it?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (kXYt5)

152 Message to you homos: Enough with the faggotry already.
___

Don't think some of the 'Rons here are gonna like that...

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (QRQYs)

153 149
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!


huh.....WHAT?!?! What happened....I blacked out there for a sec.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (II3Gr)

and then, the murders started....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (oHd/0)

154
you're saying he rufies himself so he can pretend not to remember his gay bondage escapades the next day when he's railing about Christians failing to live up to The French Standard?
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (0G13K)



YOU'VE BEEN READING MY DIARY!!!!!

Posted by: David French at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

155 "Stephen Colbert tests positive for COVID"

You know, I was CONVINCED Stephen Colbert would never do anything I would find funny, but now here we are!

Never say never again!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (oedLL)

156 Bobby was born with one penis. Then Bobby became Roberta. How many penises does Bobby have now?

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:08 PM (OalnH)

157 Speaking for myself, I think Ace does a great job of following Taylor Lorenzzz advice of adding nuance, and not just piling on.

The fact that said nuance often approaches poetic is just a bonus for us, the humble Commentators.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (a3Q+t)

158 David French
@DavidAFrench

It's time to stop using the word "conservative" to broadly describe the right or the Republican Party. It fits some individuals (and I'll use it then), but it increasingly doesn't fit the institution, and it definitely doesn't fit much of the right.

Sorry dude your mask is off. You are NOT conservative and you no longer fool us when you pretend to be. I'll use whatever label I want for my side - which is the side of true conservative values - and I'll call you RINO or cuck or just ask why am I even paying attention to you, loser.

Posted by: Iris at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (DibdT)

159
Minor quibble with Jesse Kelly - some of us remember real wins with Reagan.

Was there any shrinkage of government?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (63Dwl)

160 Meep!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Moops !

Posted by: JT at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (arJlL)

161 It's time to stop using the word "conservative" to broadly describe the right or the Republican Party.

Just because The Enemy keeps trying to pervert language doesn't mean we have to accede to their terms. Be merry and gay, enjoy good grooming (shaved off my Winter beard yesterday, finally), and love one another as Jesus loves us, w/o adding "no homo." I still laugh to think of the day MiladyJo, born and raised in the milieu of ol' Daley's Chicago, referred to herself as a "conservative." Meant in the best sense. How horrified most of her still-lefty family would have been to hear it!

I've said it before & say it again, "left" v "right" isn't good enough. My preferred descriptors are "in the right" and "in the wrong."

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for toon at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (DYKW0)

162 It's not Russia's war on the Ukraine that is trashing the world oil economy; it's the idiot response of Biden and other Globohomos that is trashing the world's oil economy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (AbYhY)

163 Put me down for "fake" on Face Shield. Way too over the top.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (9gCWR)

164 Well the Democrats on Capital Hill on Jan6 were like the Nazis on D-Day

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (2JoB8)

165 So are we saying there's now "Space" on Kamala's staff?

Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (PiwSw)

166 (puts envelope to head, thinks)

"Message to you homos: Enough with the faggotry already."

(tears open envelope, reads slip of paper inside

"Things David French never said."

Posted by: The Amazing Kreskin at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (0G13K)

167 John Kasich said he went behind a building and cried after getting spanked by Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 06:04 PM (vrz2I)



His tough as nails mailman father has filed paperwork to disown.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

168 "Mickey and Pluto making love
*********
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Posted by: Muldoon "

Smells like Muskrat Love.

Posted by: fd at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (vrz2I)

169 I did not have sex with that hamster.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (vcOmj)

170 "Charged" the Capitol? Seriously?

Is he referring to those people who walked into the Capitol at the invitation of the cops, and then stood politely behind the velvet rope lines?

Yes, I'd be fine with them deciding what's in the math books. And the civic books too. Especially the civics books, since many of those people have now experienced the horrors of tyranny first hand, having been imprisoned for over a year in horrible conditions for "crimes" like trespassing and parading without a license.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 05:59 PM (k4dH2)

This is my cut on what should be in math books. Some GOD DAMN MATH.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (eoQWY)

171 FOX confirms WaPo report that VP Harris Chief of Staff Tina Flournoy is departing the Administration. Lorraine Voles will be named Chief of Staff.
Posted by: JackStraw

jack did we already know about that one? So hard to keep up with.

Does that mean 13 people we know of have resigned from her staff?

Posted by: Infidel at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (AhBAQ)

172 you're saying he rufies himself so he can pretend not to remember his gay bondage escapades the next day when he's railing about Christians failing to live up to The French Standard?
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:05 PM (0G13K)

Spot on, ace! All the pleasure without the guilt.

Posted by: Mishdog at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (hAn9Q)

173 Stage and TV character actor Robert Morse has died at age 90. [Mad Men's Jap-loving Bert Cooper.]

https://www.imdb.com/
name/nm0607666/

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying -- The Best Things in Life Are Free

https://tinyurl.com/bde3p5xh

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (UHVv4)

174 Shrinkage is a common problem among the aging pols.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (Vr12I)

175 That Taylor Lorenz tiktok...yikes!
Could she BE trying any harder to be a teen? Like a trainwreck.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (7SEsG)

176 It’s normals vs commies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (KFSCm)

177 Oh, its math but they are tricky about it. They do stuff like this:

"Adam and Steve have six dildos. Steve loses one in his colon, how many dildos do Adam and Steve now have?"

See, its math! With a twist!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

6, one is just stuck in his colon....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (oHd/0)

178 Something social conservatives have been warning about for two freaking decades.

We were told that we were "out of touch" and to stay on own own lawn.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 06:11 PM (Xrfse)

179 Communists and Everyone Else.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:11 PM (dscaa)

180 175 That Taylor Lorenz tiktok...yikes!
Could she BE trying any harder to be a teen? Like a trainwreck.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM (7SEsG)

Remember the little Girl voice of the .... person... who went after Kavanagh?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:11 PM (oHd/0)

181 Bobby was born with one penis. Then Bobby became Roberta. How many penises does Bobby have now?

Pre-op: 1

Post-op: 0, because no one will go near the stinking, festering wound that Bobby pretends is a vagina.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 21, 2022 06:11 PM (SchxB)

182 The three federal entities I would shut down entirely are the CDC and the CDC.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:11 PM (QzpS1)

183 Meep!
Posted by: nurse ratched



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

184 It's not Russia's war on the Ukraine that is trashing the world oil economy; it's the idiot response of Biden and other Globohomos that is trashing the world's oil economy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Almost correct.

It's "Globohomopedos".

You're welcome.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at April 21, 2022 06:11 PM (vcOmj)

185 >>> 162 It's not Russia's war on the Ukraine that is trashing the world oil economy; it's the idiot response of Biden and other Globohomos that is trashing the world's oil economy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (AbYhY)

Isn't the response to everything by these people pretty idiotic?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 06:11 PM (llON8)

186 Hate to say this but Lorenz is fuckable. Then again there is about an inch of makeup on so who knows whats underneath.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:12 PM (OalnH)

187 BREAKING: Russian military research facility, apparently involved in development of at least some of the S-series surface-to-air missiles and Iskander ballistic missiles, is on fire with dead & many injured.

https://tinyurl.com/548xhwcn

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:12 PM (QRQYs)

188 I just now took the blankets, shovels, hats, gloves, candles, sandbags, etc out of the car and stored them in the garage until next winter.

So if it snows in the next day, anywhere on the planet, it's my fault. I am in control of the weather; you'll see.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at April 21, 2022 06:12 PM (qpX6U)

189 Has David French finally got sick of the Republican Party today and left it again yet?

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:12 PM (dscaa)

190 47 The James Carville talking point "Conservatives are weirdos" is being deployed. Pass the word.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 21, 2022 05:54 PM (PiwSw)

It's pretty hard to make that case when for 20 years, the left has been pushing the message that "Normies are Eviiillll!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 06:12 PM (trdmm)

191 That white guy with the mask shield is weapons grade snark.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at April 21, 2022 05:48 PM (bVYXr)

During the era of mask mandates, I would wear one of those in lieu of a mask. At least I could breathe. Only place I got static for it was in one medical clinic. And as far as utility goes, they stop droplet splatter just as well as a paper mask does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 06:13 PM (AbYhY)

192 See, its math! With a twist!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM

===

6, one is just stuck in his colon....
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:10 PM


Seven, after they ordered its replacement from Goop.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2022 06:13 PM (a3Q+t)

193 Sponge,
We're in our last night of spring band camp. We are having the Fall show reveal tonight...
Our Director is leaving after this year. no idea who the new director will be. There is supposed a "nationwide" search for a replacement. Should be an interesting year with going to Orlando in October...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 21, 2022 06:13 PM (UUBmN)

194 Hate to say this but Lorenz is fuckable. Then again there is about an inch of makeup on so who knows whats underneath.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:12 PM (OalnH)


Take one for the team.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2022 06:13 PM (KFSCm)

195 Well it is snowing ina lot of places in the Southern Hemisphere

Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:13 PM (OalnH)

196 Our network has decided to live what short life we have left as a GAY NETWORK.

Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (iDcra)

197 187 BREAKING: Russian military research facility, apparently involved in development of at least some of the S-series surface-to-air missiles and Iskander ballistic missiles, is on fire with dead & many injured.

https://tinyurl.com/548xhwcn
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:12 PM (QRQYs)

Eh, no dog in this hunt.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (Vr12I)

198 Hey, apparently it is wrong and hateful to be laughing at CNN+ staffers who were laid off, you guys.

Just ...terrible.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (7SEsG)

199 Helena,
How is mom doing?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (UUBmN)

200 Anyone know why these people are still taking coof tests? I'm not following.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (QYPq3)

201 Our network has decided to live what short life we have left as a GAY NETWORK.
Posted by: CNN+


Fancy way to say nothing will change.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (SchxB)

202 It's not Russia's war on the Ukraine that is trashing the world oil economy; it's the idiot response of Biden and other Globohomos that is trashing the world's oil economy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (AbYhY)

These idiots think they can wave an economic wand and everyone has to fall in line. Even with years to prepare, since they have used that club over and over with Russia over small matters.

Look at Japan in WWII. A small economy, lost a third of their required cargo shipping at the start of WWII since they were using US, British, and Dutch cargo ships. The sub war then sank most of what was left. Even after all that, we still had to nuke them to make them give in without having to be shot one by one.

Nations have a lot of reserves that these preening idiots don't even imagine.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (eoQWY)

203 Imagine being a 43- or 44-year old woman, making Tiktoks while lying in bed and speaking like an 18=year-old. This is the illustrious NYT "journalist".

Oh, and David French is vile.

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (rF64X)

204 Isn't Pluto Mickey's dog?. Who's talking about them having sex except Tim Miller/. Disney hasn't descended to showing sex between cartoon characters and their animals-yet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (fF2aM)

205 My gloves are off permanently.

I traveled and led a normal life during covid (as much as I could) but those assholes stole 2 years of our lives. TWO YEARS.

I'm getting up there and each year means a lot more to me. TWO YEARS.

I don't care who is asking, I'm not wearing a mask. I'm not being polite and I'm not backing down. And I sure as shit am not getting a vaccine that doesn't even work.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (DcKNO)

206 Anyone know why these people are still taking coof tests?

It's become trendy and fashionable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (Xrfse)

207 Voles are a type of weasel.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (UHVv4)

208 Hate to say this but Lorenz is fuckable. Then again there is about an inch of makeup on so who knows whats underneath.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at April 21, 2022 06:12 PM


You realize you'd have to listen to her, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

209 "Well it is snowing ina lot of places in the Southern Hemisphere"

See how fast it works?

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (qpX6U)

210 lin-duh, Orlando in Oct?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (gbPXD)

211 >>>Our network has decided to live what short life we have left as a GAY NETWORK.

Posted by: CNN+ at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (iDcra)

We weren't aware that it was anything but...

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (QYPq3)

212 If watching your wife fuck another man isn't principled I don't know what is

Posted by: David french at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (wSyKN)

213 I hope winning feels as good as Joe Biden does when he is smelling an 11 year old girl's hair.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (FFFuy)

214 Loser mentality:

Guy on a flight was sitting behind Mike Tyson. He annoys Tyson to the point where he took some Tyson blows. Annoying guy acted drunk/high or both. It is amazing to me that this guy is still alive.

Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

215 Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (7SEsG)

Lizzy what is your banned hash? You can see it if you make a post, before the post disappears.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (dscaa)

216
Fauci is going to be the last guest on CNN+.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (Mzdiz)

217 175 That Taylor Lorenz tiktok...yikes!
Could she BE trying any harder to be a teen? Like a trainwreck.


Nothing like a 40-something who still shops at Forever 21 and cosplays at being twenty years younger on social media.

Posted by: red speck at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (gS3OW)

218 "it seems pretty real though."

quick. make a parody of the left that goes too far.

can't be done.

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (OuH7W)

219 Do you really believe there were LESS Federal employees when Trump left office, then when he entered?

Probably but they were likely replaced rapidly once Biden was back. A lot of people resigned, and Trump had a policy of not replacing them unless heads of offices, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

220 F the media.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (lwLDr)

221 I don't care who is asking, I'm not wearing a mask. I'm not being polite and I'm not backing down. And I sure as shit am not getting a vaccine that doesn't even work.
Posted by: Seems Legit
___

Preach it, brother.
*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (QRQYs)

222 Sponge,
We're in our last night of spring band camp. We are having the Fall show reveal tonight...
Our Director is leaving after this year. no idea who the new director will be. There is supposed a "nationwide" search for a replacement. Should be an interesting year with going to Orlando in October...
Posted by: lin-duh at April 21, 2022 06:13 PM (UUBmN)



We're in the middle of some UIL things, but our reveal is in early May. I hope the show theme is good. The kids didn't like ours last season, but they rocked it and did well with it. I hope they can have fun with the next one.

Good luck on the search! If they're going national, there's really only a couple places to go, IMHO. Texas, Indiana and maybe Broken Arrow, OK.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

223 The expressions on the faces of the MSNBC mouthpieces during Tim whatzisname's rant are like they they're talking about their coprophagic dogs.

Is there any way to engage in a peaceful and meaningful dialog with these people?

This will not end well.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (MkuC5)

224 "Adam and Steve have six dildos. Steve loses one in his colon, how many dildos do Adam and Steve now have?"

See, its math! With a twist!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (KZzsI)

6, one is just stuck in his colon....
***

They could also use that riddle that Abe Lincoln once posed to some guests: "How many legs does a dog have if you call its tail a leg?
Answer: Four. No matter what you call his tail, it's still a tail, not a leg."

Oh but wait. They can't use that in school books. Might confuse and upset the "trans" people.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (k4dH2)

225 198 Hey, apparently it is wrong and hateful to be laughing at CNN+ staffers who were laid off, you guys.

Just ...terrible.
Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (7SEsG)

So.... 'Learn to code' is right out?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (oHd/0)

226 135 maybe if you want to court Saudi Arabia for more oil, you shouldn't also be giving Iran everything it wants and more in a new deal. Ever thought about that geniuses?
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at April 21, 2022 06:06 PM (9xzJW)

How about if you want to court Saudi Arabia for more oil, you don't lead off by calling the guy in charge, whose help you desperately need, a filthy murderer? You think maybe that wasn't the best approach?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (trdmm)

227 Re: Cucks lecturing us that we shouldn't fight those who would destroy our kids bodies and minds, wow, how clarifying has the FL bill been, huh?


Masks off and thrown in our faces. I agree with French - there is no label I would wish to share with that cuck ever.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (7SEsG)

228 >>>You realize you'd have to listen to her, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

You telling me you have never earbud fooked?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (QYPq3)

229 F the media.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (lwLDr)



Thread Winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)

230 >>>Here's a formal statement for Jake Tapper:

>>>Suck my dick, formally. Wear a bowtie. Tails optional.

Have your Press Office class that up a bit.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (SH2Zi)

231 228 >>>You realize you'd have to listen to her, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

You telling me you have never earbud fooked?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (QYPq3)

Also called aural sex.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (II3Gr)

232 A good math book does not care how you feel.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (QrvWz)

233 OMG, daughter just took her last bandage off of her head. She's gonna have a horrible scar

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (nxdel)

234 Ben Had,
I'm not going to Orlando. My boys are with the band. I'll be in Corsicana...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (UUBmN)

235 It is amazing to me that this guy is still alive.
Posted by: Cheri
___

The fact he's not in traction in the hospital is surprising enough.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (QRQYs)

236 So.... 'Learn to code' is right out?

Why should it be? It's sound career advice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (SchxB)

237 "their job is to whine about Democrats and scream about things like "Hypocrisy!" and "Double standards!"."

I'm going to keep doing that. It never gets old.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (qpX6U)

238 Guy on a flight was sitting behind Mike Tyson. He annoys Tyson to the point where he took some Tyson blows. Annoying guy acted drunk/high or both. It is amazing to me that this guy is still alive.
Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

Tyson is what, 60 now? More?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

239 They could also use that riddle that Abe Lincoln once posed to some guests: "How many legs does a dog have if you call its tail a leg?
Answer: Four. No matter what you call his tail, it's still a tail, not a leg."

Oh but wait. They can't use that in school books. Might confuse and upset the "trans" people.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (k4dH2)

That outlook is SOOOOO last Millenium, and not on the side of History!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (oHd/0)

240 Put me down for "fake" on Face Shield. Way too over the top.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 21, 2022 06:09 PM (9gCWR)
-------
It's nice that his Mom put his name on that plastic thingy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (ARs9M)

241 FOX confirms WaPo report that VP Harris Chief of Staff Tina Flournoy is departing the Administration. Lorraine Voles will be named Chief of Staff.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)
'

I think Nixon lost fewer staff.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (xhaym)

242 Can we call the axing of CNN+ "fiery, but mostly peaceful?"

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (7SEsG)

243
I've been my own News Organization for months.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (hS/Zs)

244 Hate to say this but Lorenz is fuckable. Then again there is about an inch of makeup on so who knows whats underneath.
Posted by: Joe Xiden

Face down, butt up, mouthful of pillow and they all look the same.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (lwLDr)

245 I thought Lorenz was 49 years old.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (DcKNO)

246 navel is better

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (QrvWz)

247 Lorraine Voles will be named Chief of Staff.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 06:00 PM (ZLI7S)

Voles: mice with less tail.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (AbYhY)

248 Like a dog to its own vomit, this led me to click on NRO. Jason Steeorts is now making a convoluted argument that the Florida anti-grooming law is anti-free speech. The subtext is corporations are our gods and please don't make me uncomfortable around my leftwing neighbors.

NR jumped the shark with Trump and is now in the twitching phase. And please spare me that Charles Cooke is any less deceptive and intellectually dishonest.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (zbXC1)

249 oh, Cerno points out that it's happening...other countries, like Israel, noticed Biden's bizarre behavior with Russia...siezing assets and yachts for no reason (ukes not in nato, etc).

So, now the dollar reserve currency status is basically ending. Israel buying Yuan. Our only manufacturing capability is printing dollars. What happens when folks stop buying them?

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (OuH7W)

250 Don't call Tyson a puthy.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (UHVv4)

251 Face down, butt up, mouthful of pillow and they all look the same.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (lwLDr)

Oh yeah!!!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (dscaa)

252 230 >>>Here's a formal statement for Jake Tapper:

>>>Suck my dick, formally. Wear a bowtie. Tails optional.

Have your Press Office class that up a bit.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (SH2Zi)

Hmmm. How about: "The pleasure of the presence of your mouth on my dick is requested. Dress is formal."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (II3Gr)

253 Forgot to mention that Taylor Lorenz was clearly using a filter. On her MSNBC interview, she looked her age or slightly older.

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (rF64X)

254 Fauci is going to be the last guest on CNN+.

Let's hope he goes down with the ship.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (Xrfse)

255 Taylor Lorenz looks like the most boring lay in the world

Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (oXNqT)

256 >>>Without that spirit in the party Republicans would be nothing but a bunch of Mitt Romneys.

She's good.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

257 I think the Chevy Vole isn't that great of a car.

Posted by: kraken at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I)

258 What a fuckin day. My ear hurts for have that G-D damn iPod in my ear for 5 hours driving while I had to deal with bullshit and also the Yankees suck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (Irn0L)

259 i sure hope that stephen colbert doesn't fucking die or anything
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (0G13K)

How will our liberal friends know what to say the next day?

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (OuH7W)

260 Stephen Colbert tests positive for COVID, says he's 'grateful to be vaxxed and boosted'
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:01 PM (UHVv4)

C'mon, clots!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (AbYhY)

261 >>> F the media.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:16 PM (lwLDr)

Thread Winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)


Do we get a choice on the recipient or is it just some sort of draw a name from a hat thing?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (QzpS1)

262 lin-duh, you could have heard my sigh of relief all the way down there.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (gbPXD)

263 Well there sure must be a lot of us weirdos.

>>@realchrisrufo

>>Disney has lost more than $20 billion in shareholder value since the release of internal videos exposing the company's plan to embed gender ideology into its children's programming. It's a strong opening shot against woke capital-and there is more to come.

That was as of last night. The number is now up to $35. By tomorrow it will be a bigger loss than Musk is bidding for Twitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)

264 238 Guy on a flight was sitting behind Mike Tyson. He annoys Tyson to the point where he took some Tyson blows. Annoying guy acted drunk/high or both. It is amazing to me that this guy is still alive.
Posted by: Cheri at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

Tyson is what, 60 now? More?
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

Would you want Mike Tyson to hit you, even at his current age? I know I sure wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

265 Jewells, I'm sorry to have to ask, but what happened?

They can do AMAZING stuff on scars with lasers, steroids and whatnot. Fret not. Your girl will still be beautiful.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (DcKNO)

266 Tyson might be 55 but he knock a NPC out no problem

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (OuH7W)

267 I tell folks that I am not a Republican.

I tell them that I am worse.

I tell them that I am a Conservative.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (JVCkA)

268 Tim Miller is angry kids will be hesitant to go down in his basement to play "The Secret Game".

Posted by: Minuteman at April 21, 2022 06:22 PM (UTMLt)

269 Last I saw, Tyson is still in amazing shape and yeah he can hit like a freight train.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:22 PM (KZzsI)

270 Joe Xiden: "Hate to say this but Lorenz is fuckable. Then again there is about an inch of makeup on so who knows whats underneath."

There's crazy and evil underneath. Do not stick your d*ck in crazy; doubly don't in evil.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 06:22 PM (aXxgO)

271 Would you want Mike Tyson to hit you, even at his current age? I know I sure wouldn't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

I didn't ask for it like mister stupid on the airline apparently did.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:22 PM (eoQWY)

272 >>>OMG, daughter just took her last bandage off of her head. She's gonna have a horrible scar

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (nxdel)

Sorry to hear that, but hopefully they got it all.

I have keloids on my hand and forearm from my ordeal last year that are finally going away. I look at them as a reminder of how fortunate I am to still be here...

But I'm not a girl and it's not on my head.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:22 PM (QYPq3)

273 Damn now I want my own Press Office. I want to issue formal statements, too.

-----

Dude, it's super easy.

Barely an inconvenience.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhnzzkd

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:22 PM (UGDPW)

274 Hate to say this but Lorenz is fuckable. Then again there is about an inch of makeup on so who knows whats underneath.
Posted by: Joe Xide

Look for the video of the recent interview where she was crying with no tear production about PTSD from mean comments/tweets. She doesn't look as good there. She doesn't look bad, but the Tiktok video is kinda deceptive. I suspect serious filters.

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (rF64X)

275 So.... 'Learn to code' is right out?
___________

Yep, especially since everybody knows the coding jobs are going to the Indians and Pakis on H-1B visas.

We should probably tell the laid-off to "learn Spanish" or "learn to be a social worker who hands out welfare benefits" because those are the skills that are going to be needed now, what with the millions of third-world poor flooding our border, thanks to Slow Joe.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (k4dH2)

276 Here's a formal statement for Jake Tapper:

Suck my dick, formally. Wear a bowtie. Tails optional.

Have your Press Office class that up a bit.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:17 PM (SH2Zi)

How about

Eat Shit and Then Die in a Pool of Shit, You Emotionally Complex Female Fuckface.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (dscaa)

277 Someone else pointed this out...here there somewhere:

You cry for Disney but the left has doxxed/intimidated/harassed a LOT of small businesses out of existence over bake-the-cake fascism.

so fuck these maoist child groomers.

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (OuH7W)

278 >>> i sure hope that stephen colbert doesn't fucking die or anything
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (0G13K)


I died fucking once. ONCE!

Posted by: zobmbie David Carradine at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (QzpS1)

279 Hmmm. How about: "The pleasure of the presence of your mouth on my dick is requested. Dress is formal."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (II3Gr
-------
No lipstick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (ARs9M)

280 As for French, he's redefined Christianity (spoiler alert: French is the Christ), so why shouldn't he get to redefine conservatism as corporatsidt leftism?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (zbXC1)

281 I saw Spurwing, and then he was gone.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

282 NR jumped the shark with Trump and is now in the twitching phase. And please spare me that Charles Cooke is any less deceptive and intellectually dishonest.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (zbXC1)

NR has come out with what it really believes:
Corporations are always right!
Peasants need to obey and be happy! and say nothing!
All hail the Corporation!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (trdmm)

283 Good idea by the face shield people to put "Face Shield" on the face shield so that people will know that it's a face shield. Some marketing major is probably set for life over that one.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (9gCWR)

284 258 What a fuckin day. My ear hurts for have that G-D damn iPod in my ear for 5 hours driving while I had to deal with bullshit and also the Yankees suck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (Irn0L)

Does your car radio have an Aux port? Get a Lightning to Aux cable and pipe the sound through your car's speakers.

Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (PiwSw)

285 Gee, Saudi, why so angry? Maybe Hillary, Chris Stevens and Kaddahfi are their idea of siding with Democrats does for ya.

Posted by: Holy crap at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (TmkE1)

286 sockamster: "Tyson might be 55 but he knock a NPC out no problem"

Not a fan of Tyson, but I hope he knocked that prick into the previous time zone.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (aXxgO)

287 Someone probably mentioned this, but Egg Face is filming herself from above while she's lying down because that's what you do when youre 47 and pretending to be 35. It keeps the face wrinkles temporarily smoothed out.

Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 06:24 PM (5y7pR)

288 >>> 199 Helena,
How is mom doing?
Posted by: lin-duh at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (UUBmN)

She is doing well, tired and sore of course but it seems like this round was not as difficult. Hopefully the last!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 06:24 PM (llON8)

289 Grr. Working at works means I show up when the thread already has 200 plus comments.

that face shield pic may be fake, but I have actually seen such things in meat world. There are a lot of broken people in my town.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 21, 2022 06:24 PM (xPJvm)

290 Jewells, I'm sorry to have to ask, but what happened?

She had a Mohs treatment for basil cell. The diameter of the wound was the size of a quarter. They did stitches inside, then outside. It looks horrid. Some of it is swelling but holy shit.. it looks awful.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2022 06:24 PM (nxdel)

291 Taylor Lorenz looks like the most boring lay in the world
Posted by: ballistic at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM


Boring can be good.

Posted by: Johnny D. at April 21, 2022 06:24 PM (a3Q+t)

292 You realize you'd have to listen to her, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2022 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)


Not if her mouth is full.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 21, 2022 06:25 PM (wmDcS)

293 267 I tell folks that I am not a Republican.

I tell them that I am worse.

I tell them that I am a Conservative.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

I swim among woke retard fishes and I shit in their water when I get a chance. I tell them they need to learn that their peers can be conservative because they need some sort of social pressure not to go James Hodgkinson or Colinford Mattis

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:25 PM (OuH7W)

294 As for French, he's redefined Christianity (spoiler alert: French is the Christ), so why shouldn't he get to redefine conservatism as corporatsidt leftism?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (zbXC1)

If French wants me to think of him as Jesus, he better get nailed up and come back to life in three days with some colored eggs first.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

295 283: I bet it costs more in Mandarin.

Posted by: Holy crap at April 21, 2022 06:25 PM (TmkE1)

296 "Face down, butt up, mouthful of pillow and they all look the same."

Like a giant mountain of ass?

Posted by: Lizzo at April 21, 2022 06:26 PM (vrz2I)

297 Re: Disney's losses - God bless Rufo and LOTT for exposing this, and DeSantis for double g sometime about the grooming asap.

Amazing how all it takes to get some wins is...fight. Expose and fight.

Posted by: Lizzy's phone at April 21, 2022 06:26 PM (7SEsG)

298 I'll be in Corsicana...
Posted by: lin-duh at April 21, 2022 06:18 PM (UUBmN)



WOOT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

299 David French is, based on his writings and near-total lack of concern about Jesus except where it relates to his politics, an adherent of what Mike Horton calls "Christ-less Christianity". The kind of Christianity that's reduced to a moral code that any Jew, Muslim, Buddhist or any other person could agree to, without any reference to sin, salvation, or the person and work of Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

300 Hmmm. How about: "The pleasure of the presence of your mouth on my dick is requested. Dress is formal."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:20 PM (II3Gr

If it is formal, the correct wording is: "The honor of the presence of your mouth on my dick is requested."

You may use the alternative "Pleasure" wording in non-formal situations.

Posted by: LASue, Thought Leader at April 21, 2022 06:27 PM (5y7pR)

301 You cry for Disney but the left has doxxed/intimidated/harassed a LOT of small businesses out of existence over bake-the-cake fascism.

so fuck these maoist child groomers.
Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (OuH7W)



Who is crying for Disney? We want them out of business and crushed like the scum they are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2022 06:27 PM (Irn0L)

302 I saw some Chinese made movie with Tyson and Steven Segal in it. I think it was a 2019 or 2020 movie.

It...was terrible. But fun just to see those two guys playing at fighting.

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:27 PM (9otr5)

303 Would you want Mike Tyson to hit you, even at his current age? I know I sure wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

I'd cover my ears.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:27 PM (SH2Zi)

304 Sorry to hear that, but hopefully they got it all.

I hope so. They said they did.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2022 06:27 PM (nxdel)

305 274 Hate to say this but Lorenz is fuckable. Then again there is about an inch of makeup on so who knows whats underneath.
Posted by: Joe Xide

Look for the video of the recent interview where she was crying with no tear production about PTSD from mean comments/tweets. She doesn't look as good there. She doesn't look bad, but the Tiktok video is kinda deceptive. I suspect serious filters.

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (rF64X)


Does anyone know who the he/she/it is sitting to Taylor's right in her sob-story MSNBC interview? Another MSNBC clown? Taylor's husband or wife or ????

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2022 06:27 PM (AMIL/)

306 David French is, based on his writings and near-total lack of concern about Jesus except where it relates to his politics, an adherent of what Mike Horton calls "Christ-less Christianity". The kind of Christianity that's reduced to a moral code that any Jew, Muslim, Buddhist or any other person could agree to, without any reference to sin, salvation, or the person and work of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

Another skin suit they can wear like the psychopaths they are.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

307 It looks horrid. Some of it is swelling but holy shit.. it looks awful.

Give it time, people can heal amazingly well (especially if young), and yeah its wonderful what they can do to tidy up things these days. Scars always look horrific at first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:28 PM (KZzsI)

308 David French is, based on his writings and near-total lack of concern about Jesus except where it relates to his politics, an adherent of what Mike Horton calls "Christ-less Christianity". The kind of Christianity that's reduced to a moral code that any Jew, Muslim, Buddhist or any other person could agree to, without any reference to sin, salvation, or the person and work of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

Sounds right to me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 21, 2022 06:28 PM (eGTCV)

309
Do we get a choice on the recipient or is it just some sort of draw a name from a hat thing?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (QzpS1)



I really have no say on anything. I just declare it occasionally to make myself feel important.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

310 Helena Handbasket, would be nice if you would let your "family" know about Mom. I be scolding.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (gbPXD)

311 Err, is this true?

@bryanvilleneuve 20h

Several huge food processing plants in the US have blown up/burned down in the past few days—if you understand the significance of this—it's the only thing you'd be talking about & tweeting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (IEa8U)

312 The kind of Christianity that's reduced to a moral code that any Jew, Muslim, Buddhist or any other person could agree to, without any reference to sin, salvation, or the person and work of Jesus Christ.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

That's probably why French hates any actual Christians so much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (trdmm)

313 Mr. Ekdahl's Press Office needs a better Copy Editor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (a3Q+t)

314 Tyson played a gangster was in IP Man 4.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

315 But fun just to see those two guys playing at fighting.

The corridor crew are pretty sure that Segal's stunt double did the part where Tyson beats him down, because no way Steven allows a film where he loses a fight. I mean the motorcycle ride scene was so hilariously bad CGI putting Segal's face on the helmet, I doubt he was there for more than a day or two. The fight was pretty fun to watch though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (KZzsI)

316 Damn now I want my own Press Office. I want to issue formal statements, too.

-----

Dude, it's super easy.

Barely an inconvenience.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhnzzkd

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:22 PM (UGDPW)

That's awesome.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (SH2Zi)

317 Look for the video of the recent interview where she was crying with no tear production about PTSD from mean comments/tweets. She doesn't look as good there. She doesn't look bad, but the Tiktok video is kinda deceptive. I suspect serious filters.

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:23 PM (rF64X)


Does anyone know who the he/she/it is sitting to Taylor's right in her sob-story MSNBC interview? Another MSNBC clown? Taylor's husband or wife or ????
Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2022 06:27 PM (AMIL/)

I heard that miss Taylor has lashed out at the MSNBC hostette who ran that little session saying that since it didn't garner enough sympathy for her she must be incompetent. She'll be doxxing her and her family for it next, the banal psychopath.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

318 Would you want Mike Tyson to hit you, even at his current age? I know I sure wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

Right? He ain't in fighting condition, but he still looks tough as hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (xPJvm)

319

How come these faggots keep sucking my dick?!

Posted by: Globohomopedo David French at April 21, 2022 06:30 PM (87T2h)

320 290 Jewells, I'm sorry to have to ask, but what happened?

She had a Mohs treatment for basil cell. The diameter of the wound was the size of a quarter. They did stitches inside, then outside. It looks horrid. Some of it is swelling but holy shit.. it looks awful.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2022 06:24 PM (nxdel)

--------

I had the exact thing done on the side of my face next to my eye going to my hairline. A huge hole. 10 small stitches. I didn't have a plastic surgeon do the work but I have a very fine white line now. (5 years out and it's been that way since about 6 months from the surgery.) It diminishes and I am serious about what lasers, micro needling and other things can do. I did not do anything to my scar and it's a simple thin, white line.

I don't know how old your daughter is but the younger the better for scar healing. She'll be alright. It's just at the brand new red, raised, stitches stage now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 06:30 PM (DcKNO)

321 Dude, it's super easy.

Barely an inconvenience.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhnzzkd

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:22 PM (UGDPW)

Who knew Ace had some Latin?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:30 PM (eoQWY)

322 300 comments and nobody has done it yet, so I will.

Dude! We didn't say Mickey and Pluto were making love. We said Mickey was f*cking goofy!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 21, 2022 06:30 PM (kXYt5)

323
Long Boobs Lorenz is an accomplished Mistress of Sag-Fu, and -

has registered her breasts as a deadly weapon.

Posted by: naturalfake -Thought Lemming at April 21, 2022 06:30 PM (5NkmN)

324 i sure hope that stephen colbert doesn't fucking die or anything
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (0G13K)


I died fucking once. ONCE!
Posted by: zobmbie David Carradine

Pansy. My mom killed me twice. Made me walk it off both times.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:31 PM (BYJJK)

325 Several huge food processing plants in the US have blown up/burned down in the past few days—if you understand the significance of this—it's the only thing you'd be talking about & tweeting.
___

Brandon said there was gonna be famine here in the US, and by gosh, there will be one.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:31 PM (QRQYs)

326 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (IEa8U)

My husband came in about an hour ago and was telling me about this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2022 06:31 PM (nxdel)

327 Mike Tyson Now > Steven Seagal 20 years ago

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 06:31 PM (MkuC5)

328 Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (lwLDr)

Who's they? leftist women or women in general?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 06:31 PM (fF2aM)

329 Long Boobs Lorenz is an accomplished Mistress of Sag-Fu, and -

has registered her breasts as a deadly weapon.
Posted by: naturalfake -Thought Lemming at April 21, 2022 06:30 PM (5NkmN)



Tits by Brunswick.

She bends over, they look like bowling pins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 21, 2022 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

330 Brandon said there was gonna be famine here in the US, and by gosh, there will be one.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:31 PM (QRQYs)



I better go water my taters.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 21, 2022 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

331 Anyone know why these people are still taking coof tests? I'm not following.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 21, 2022 06:14 PM (QYPq3)

Went to the doctor today. When asked, told nurse I hadn't gotten the jab. She didn't seem to care. I'm dealing with a terrible cough, so doctor asked if I had had a test or if I had covid. I said, no test, no covid to my knowledge, but who knows. She said she wouldn't bother testing me.

I am grateful for my doc and feel sorry for people who have covid hysterics as doctors.

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:32 PM (rF64X)

332 Are Tyson's fists considered to be deadly weapons?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 21, 2022 06:32 PM (63Dwl)

333 The fight was pretty fun to watch though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (KZzsI)


You actually saw it? I thought I was the only one!

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:32 PM (9otr5)

334 I heard that miss Taylor has lashed out at the MSNBC hostette who ran that little session saying that since it didn't garner enough sympathy for her she must be incompetent. She'll be doxxing her and her family for it next, the banal psychopath.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

According to some people (e.g., Steve Miller) on the twatter, she apparently makes a habit of attacking people trying to defend her. They deserve it anyway.

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (rF64X)

335
That's awesome.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (SH2Zi)

Couldn't resist. It was a joke looking for a punchline.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (UGDPW)

336 I had the exact thing done on the side of my face next to my eye going to my hairline. A huge hole. 10 small stitches. I didn't have a plastic surgeon do the work but I have a very fine white line now. (5 years out and it's been that way since about 6 months from the surgery.) It diminishes and I am serious about what lasers, micro needling and other things can do. I did not do anything to my scar and it's a simple thin, white line.

I don't know how old your daughter is but the younger the better for scar healing. She'll be alright. It's just at the brand new red, raised, stitches stage now.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 06:30 PM (DcKNO)

I broke an arm a few years back and had a pin and plate put in there. Being double the 29 and more there was some concern about bone healing, but the two inch or so surgical scar is just a faint white line down the inside of the wrist. Got a free carpal tunnel job done as a bonus.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

337
Face down, butt up, mouthful of pillow and they all look the same.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:19 PM (lwLDr)



Face down in the pillow.

Makes it hard to breathe.

Posted by: Slow Roosevelt Song Lyrics at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

338 I am grateful for my doc and feel sorry for people who have covid hysterics as doctors.
___

The VA is full of 'em.

Which is why I will not go back anytime soon.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (QRQYs)

339 Seems Legit, thank you. I'm sure over time it will look better. It just freaked me out. She's got such a beautiful complexion and hers was exactly where yours was! Right in the temple area leading up to the hairline.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (nxdel)

340 318 Would you want Mike Tyson to hit you, even at his current age? I know I sure wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

Right? He ain't in fighting condition, but he still looks tough as hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (xPJvm)


I pity the po' foo' who think he can talk smack to Mike Tyson and not get smashed!

Posted by: Mr. T, trying to be relevant and get some attention at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (AMIL/)

341 I have really strong feelings about this issue

Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:34 PM (geLO8)

342 According to some people (e.g., Steve Miller) on the twatter, she apparently makes a habit of attacking people trying to defend her. They deserve it anyway.
Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (rF64X)

If the MSNBC hostess is Nicole Wallace, that would be a shame. A real shame.

Posted by: The Shadout Mapes Press Office at April 21, 2022 06:34 PM (PiwSw)

343 Crikey, just looked up food plant explosions and yep it is a thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:34 PM (gbPXD)

344 Several huge food processing plants in the US have blown up/burned down in the past few days—if you understand the significance of this—it's the only thing you'd be talking about & tweeting.

If it pans out, it is definitely a big deal. I heard that one in Ireland suffered a similar fate. Guess we'll see...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 06:34 PM (Xrfse)

345 I am grateful for my doc and feel sorry for people who have covid hysterics as doctors.
Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:32 PM (rF64X)

I just had a check-up on Monday, and they only asked in passing if I had the vax. I told them no, but I had the 'vid in January. Aside from a couple of questions about how bad it was, no pressure. I was relieved.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 21, 2022 06:34 PM (xPJvm)

346 i sure hope that stephen colbert doesn't fucking die or anything
Posted by: ace at April 21, 2022 06:07 PM (0G13K)


That's a terrible thing to say!

(that's what the stylebook says)

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:34 PM (9otr5)

347 Would you want Mike Tyson to hit you, even at his current age? I know I sure wouldn't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.
------------

No, I want to live out my natural life.
I wouldn't want old George Forman to hit me.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 06:34 PM (QrvWz)

348 Several huge food processing plants in the US have blown up/burned down in the past few days—if you understand the significance of this—it's the only thing you'd be talking about & tweeting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (IEa8U)
~~~~~

I think the number is more like 16. Also, a very large Walmart distribution center went up in smoke.

Too many to just be a weird coincidence.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (VhE0u)

349 Huge blaze sweeps through Russia's biggest chemical plant on same day seven people are killed in fire at weapon research facility
+Plumes of smoke seen at the huge Dmitrievsky Chemical Plant outside Moscow
+Cause of latest fire unknown, just hours after weapons facility blaze killed seven
+Scientists seen jumping out of windows at research hub in Tver, also near capital
+Defence Ministry site is where Iskander missiles were built before use in Ukraine

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (UHVv4)

350 Fuck me, I have to write a self-evaluation for my annual review. The problem, of course, is that the job is so slow and boring that there isn't much to do.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (wmDcS)

351 Food plant story is a bit disturbing. Found this on timcast:

https://tinyurl.com/2p9y5wdp

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (MkuC5)

352 >>> Err, is this true?

@bryanvilleneuve 20h

Several huge food processing plants in the US have blown up/burned down in the past few days—if you understand the significance of this—it's the only thing you'd be talking about & tweeting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (IEa8U)


There have also been reports of the regime misdirecting and holding back fertilizer from farms. A confluence of these things means BS is being energized or it's actually enemy action on the part of the regime.

Of course, it's one of those two things I know. But the past 2 years or so has full of "it's happening!" and then not. But also "it's happening!", ...(whistling a tune)... "oh shit it really is this time!". Strange crappy stupid times.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (QzpS1)

353 >>> 311 Err, is this true?

@bryanvilleneuve 20h

Several huge food processing plants in the US have blown up/burned down in the past few days—if you understand the significance of this—it's the only thing you'd be talking about & tweeting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (IEa8U)

Da fuq? I received an email from a *seed* company I'd recently ordered from reporting their warehouse had burned down.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (llON8)

354 How do you know your estranged partner is still in love with you until death do you part?

She pinches a love dumpling on the bed next to your pillow.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (LkM8p)

355 Would you want Mike Tyson to hit you, even at his current age? I know I sure wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:21 PM (II3Gr)


A few years ago there was a news story where some punk was robbing a gas station (IIRC). And the punk decided to rough up an old man that was in there at the same time.

The old man turned out to have been a professional boxer in his youth and even though 80 years old beat the living hell out of the punk.

So, yes, an old boxer, particularly one like Mike Tyson would whip your ass silly.

Posted by: naturalfake -Thought Lemming at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (5NkmN)

356 Someone probably mentioned this, but Egg Face is filming herself from above while she's lying down because that's what you do when youre 47 and pretending to be 35. It keeps the face wrinkles temporarily smoothed out.

Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 06:24 PM (5y7pR)

I thought it was to show herself in her natural habitat.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:36 PM (SH2Zi)

357 Crikey, just looked up food plant explosions and yep it is a thing.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Which is why making plans six months out isn't a good idea for us right now.
We're getting hammered food and gas-wise.
Plus, with helping out our eldest daughter financially, well, we're preparing for the worst this fall/winter.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:36 PM (QRQYs)

358 Who's they? leftist women or women in general?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Leftists.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:36 PM (BYJJK)

359 Had an office visit yesterday.
Receptionists were not masked, and two of about ten staff, including docs, were masked.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (QrvWz)

360 Went to the doctor today. When asked, told nurse I hadn't gotten the jab. She didn't seem to care. I'm dealing with a terrible cough, so doctor asked if I had had a test or if I had covid. I said, no test, no covid to my knowledge, but who knows. She said she wouldn't bother testing me.

I am grateful for my doc and feel sorry for people who have covid hysterics as doctors.
Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:32 PM (rF64X)

I often get sustained coughs for long periods - at the top of the throat not lungs, have for 25 years at least. I found that cinnamon hard candy (Brach's) is pretty good at soothing/suppressing coughing so the irritation can heal up. I'd get a little fever for a day, and cough for three weeks otherwise. I keep it around like medicine, the stuff last for years and years in a jar.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (eoQWY)

361 I have really strong feelings about this issue
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:34 PM


I do, too, which is why I'm so passionate about the Current Thing.

Posted by: NPC_10011011 at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

362 Union Pacific has told CF that they need to cut fertilizer shipments on rails by 20% because of reasons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (R5nS2)

363 Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

The colored eggs part is not actually part of the Scripture but I see your point about French not being Jesus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (fF2aM)

364 Here's a link to info on the fires:

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ueeca

Posted by: IrishEi at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (VhE0u)

365 How do you know your estranged partner is still in love with you until death do you part?

She pinches a love dumpling on the bed next to your pillow.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


Awwww. 💩 How thoughtful. 🛏

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (BYJJK)

366 >>> 310 Helena Handbasket, would be nice if you would let your "family" know about Mom. I be scolding.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:29 PM (gbPXD)

*blush*

I am sometimes self-conscious in asking for support, as it seems others are dealing with more serious sh!t...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (llON8)

367 But there are some funny one's around the elevator who jump away from you and try to push buttons with their elbows.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (QrvWz)

368 French is a cuck-washed sepulcher, and his wife is full of other men's bones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (II3Gr)

369 350 Fuck me, I have to write a self-evaluation for my annual review. The problem, of course, is that the job is so slow and boring that there isn't much to do.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 21, 2022 06:35 PM (wmDcS)


Here's a start:

Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)

370 To be honest, because the hole was so big when they sewed it shut it gave me a bit of an eyelift. I was 56 so, good out of the bad!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (DcKNO)

371

Uncle Ted is about to go Live! any minute:

https://youtu.be/mopiCU-LL0k

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 21, 2022 06:39 PM (hS/Zs)

372 I think the number is more like 16. Also, a very large Walmart distribution center went up in smoke.

Too many to just be a weird coincidence.
__________

Yep, that's what this article says too.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2ck6xc

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 06:39 PM (k4dH2)

373 wow. the bluechecks seem to think disney is going retaliate by ... leaving florida? To go where...China? Oh right, I think Ace already made this point. But the bluecheck squad is still making the case for disney to leave.

like...where dude? maybe this will be the season 5 plot for Yellowstone.

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:40 PM (OuH7W)

374 SMH, I understand.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 21, 2022 06:40 PM (gbPXD)

375
The President is speaking live right now:

https://youtu.be/k_GptuSAGGU

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at April 21, 2022 06:40 PM (hS/Zs)

376 Someone probably mentioned this, but Egg Face is filming herself from above while she's lying down because that's what you do when youre 47 and pretending to be 35. It keeps the face wrinkles temporarily smoothed out.
Posted by: LASue at April 21, 2022 06:24 PM (5y7pR)

*Tip noted*

Will probably never be used though - don't really record videos of myself usually.

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:41 PM (rF64X)

377 Seems Legit, thank you. I'm sure over time it will look better. It just freaked me out. She's got such a beautiful complexion and hers was exactly where yours was! Right in the temple area leading up to the hairline.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 21, 2022 06:33 PM (nxdel)

She can wear a coronet or the original cloth diadem to cover it!

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:41 PM (eoQWY)

378 Several huge food processing plants in the US have blown up/burned down in the past few days—if you understand the significance of this—it's the only thing you'd be talking about & tweeting.
---
I don't know it this is true, but if it is true, I know who's doing it. The "intelligence community."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (sWM8x)

379 375
The President is speaking live rleftist?


Trump's on the tube?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (zbXC1)

380 Given where things stand, I'm more of a reactionary than a conservative.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (KaCzC)

381 Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

The colored eggs part is not actually part of the Scripture but I see your point about French not being Jesus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (fF2aM)

I did know that, I didn't want it to be too easy for him.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

382
"I am the greatest man to ever work at this firm.

Kneel.

Signed, CO Alex"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (UGDPW)

383 Our food supply chain is stressed to the max, inflation is out of control, we have a serious housing shortage, our medical system is over-loaded . . .

. . . and the Biden Junta is waving in third-world poor by the millions, and is about to lift Title 42 and open the floodgates to even more.

Gee, this is sure to end well, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (k4dH2)

384 >>> 357 Crikey, just looked up food plant explosions and yep it is a thing.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Which is why making plans six months out isn't a good idea for us right now.
We're getting hammered food and gas-wise.
Plus, with helping out our eldest daughter financially, well, we're preparing for the worst this fall/winter.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:36 PM (QRQYs)

Stan and his Retards seem to be ramping things up. I hope the Horde is thinking of several *levels* of possible suck in the next few months and options for getting by.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 21, 2022 06:43 PM (llON8)

385 Thanks, Oldcat!

Posted by: chique-ita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 21, 2022 06:43 PM (rF64X)

386
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 21, 2022 06:43 PM (DUIap)

387 368 French is a cuck-washed sepulcher, and his wife is full of other men's bones.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (II3Gr)


Right now, French must be using one of his wife's whips to flog himself for not thinking to call himself a "Thought Leader" before now.

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2022 06:43 PM (AMIL/)

388 >>> 383 Our food supply chain is stressed to the max, inflation is out of control, we have a serious housing shortage, our medical system is over-loaded . . .

. . . and the Biden Junta is waving in third-world poor by the millions, and is about to lift Title 42 and open the floodgates to even more.

Gee, this is sure to end well, right?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (k4dH2)

Looking good so far!

Posted by: Great Resetters at April 21, 2022 06:43 PM (llON8)

389 >>> I often get sustained coughs for long periods - at the top of the throat not lungs, have for 25 years at least. I found that cinnamon hard candy (Brach's) is pretty good at soothing/suppressing coughing so the irritation can heal up. I'd get a little fever for a day, and cough for three weeks otherwise. I keep it around like medicine, the stuff last for years and years in a jar.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:37 PM (eoQWY)


I had two colds at the very beginning of covid that tested negative, then a year and a half never sick then a cold again in Feb I think where I tested positive. It wasn't great but not the worst cold I've ever had by a long shot. Took about 4 weeks total to get 100%. I did the whole vit D and Zink and vit K blah blah blah before I caught it so I don't know what it did for me. Made my symptoms less? Who knows. I used saline nasal spray washes to irrigate my sinuses. The kind in a spray can. That seemed to help the most when I started it.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:43 PM (QzpS1)

390 If we had a secretary of Transportation and Agriculture who knew anything about their respective fields they could probably get the fertilizer shipment thing worked out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2022 06:43 PM (R5nS2)

391 If Vlad Putin is really concerned about preserving the life and health of his soldiers and officers, he should just get them all the hell out of Ukraine.

Posted by: Some Stupid With a Flare Gun at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (aoFfE)

392
The last holdout doc's office I go to, the rheumatologist, dropped the mask requirement, to my relief. It's been about 2 months since I was there last, so some time in between.

The big corporate hospital affiliated offices are still requiring it from what I hear.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (Mzdiz)

393 nood



even more quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (QzpS1)

394 >>. . . and the Biden Junta is waving in third-world poor by the millions, and is about to lift Title 42 and open the floodgates to even more.

Gee, this is sure to end well, right?



it's critical that the Democrats replace Americans with people who will vote 'correctly'

and make no mistake- we are being replaced

Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (geLO8)

395 Fuck me, I have to write a self-evaluation for my annual review. The problem, of course, is that the job is so slow and boring that there isn't much to do.

Jobs I've had are either slow and boring or demand 45+ hours a week minimum just to keep up. Funny thing is the boring ones paid better.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (SchxB)

396 I don't know it this is true, but if it is true, I know who's doing it. The "intelligence community."

Most likely directing their PITA surrogates.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 21, 2022 06:46 PM (Xrfse)

397 Here's a start:

Colorado Alex is perfectly suited for this job...

Posted by: blaster at April 21, 2022 06:38 PM (9otr5)

. . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:46 PM (SH2Zi)

398 i summoned another nood

getting good at this

Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:46 PM (geLO8)

399 Colorado invited Disney to come and be safe from the fascists in FL.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 06:46 PM (QrvWz)

400 An idea so crazy, it just might work.

Posted by: Some Stupid With a Flare Gun at April 21, 2022 06:47 PM (aoFfE)

401 373 wow. the bluechecks seem to think disney is going retaliate by ... leaving florida? To go where...China? Oh right, I think Ace already made this point. But the bluecheck squad is still making the case for disney to leave.

like...where dude? maybe this will be the season 5 plot for Yellowstone.

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 06:40 PM (OuH7W)


Ha! The science-idiot Blue Checks think it will take only a weekend to disassemble the entire DisneyWorld complex and re-assemble it in business-friendly Mexico or New Jersey.

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2022 06:48 PM (AMIL/)

402 it's critical that the Democrats replace Americans with people who will vote 'correctly'

and make no mistake- we are being replaced
Posted by: DB at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (geLO

Even the worst immigrant won't vote the way the child trafficking Dems want. And they might stick a knife in them for trying.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (eoQWY)

403 . . . he hardly ever wanks it on Zoom meetings . . .
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 21, 2022 06:46 PM (SH2Zi)


Nah, I just know better than to turn on the camera.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 21, 2022 06:49 PM (wmDcS)

404 391 If Vlad Putin is really concerned about preserving the life and health of his soldiers and officers, he should just get them all the hell out of Ukraine.
Posted by: Some Stupid With a Flare Gun at April 21, 2022 06:45 PM (aoFfE)
=

He sealed up all those underground at the steel plant.

Posted by: Braenyard - corporatism is the way and the light at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (QrvWz)

405 Which is why making plans six months out isn't a good idea for us right now.
We're getting hammered food and gas-wise.
Plus, with helping out our eldest daughter financially, well, we're preparing for the worst this fall/winter.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 21, 2022 06:36 PM (QRQYs)


Buy your canning lids now, don't wait.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (xhaym)

406 349 Huge blaze sweeps through Russia's biggest chemical plant on same day seven people are killed in fire at weapon research facility"

our minds want to jump to sabotage from some source, but given the well known Russian disregard for any safety standards of any kind, you can't rule out catastrophic incompetence.

I was watching a you tube video yesterday about a plane crash in 1981 that killed 16 Admirals, as well as most of their support staffs. The Russians thought it had to be sabotage, but they were all from Vladivostok (which had no supplies) and were visiting Leningrad, which did. Turned out that they had all bought so many washing machines and furniture and sausages and whatever, etc, that the plane was massively overloaded when it took off. (stalled and crashed immediately) The pilot had complained, but the Top Admiral had told him to shut up about it if he didn't want to get arrested, since he was just a driver and needed to Do what he was Told.

wiped out the entire command structure of Russia's Pacific Fleet in one blow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 21, 2022 06:50 PM (trdmm)

407 The last ten years are the entirety of my case as to why we should never, ever, ever (ever, ever) allow the young to have access to power.

Posted by: Some Stupid With a Flare Gun at April 21, 2022 06:53 PM (aoFfE)

408 The Gummint verdict on the food plant fires is that it is not a problem.

Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2022 06:54 PM (taPSh)

409 383 Our food supply chain is stressed to the max, inflation is out of control, we have a serious housing shortage, our medical system is over-loaded . . .

. . . and the Biden Junta is waving in third-world poor by the millions, and is about to lift Title 42 and open the floodgates to even more.

Gee, this is sure to end well, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at April 21, 2022 06:42 PM (k4dH2)


Yeah, but it will be OK because those millions of instant residents do not eat, or use electricity or gasoline, or need a roof over their heads. They simply leave their roadside shanties made of hammered-flat beer cans at sunrise and walk to work, washing dishes and cuttin lawns, then return hours after sundown and eat bugs until they go to sleep. Right?

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2022 06:55 PM (AMIL/)

410 Netflix is a woke piece of shit, but I know a guy who knows a guy, so I can access it.

Started watching a Dutch(?) series in Flemish, set in Belgium called Undercover.
Based on true events about a man and woman going undercover to infiltrate an MDMA production ring.
After three episodes, not bad.
The undercover chick has a great set of legs (Anna Drijver).

Flemish is weird sounding, seems like a mix of German, dutch and English. Sort of.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 21, 2022 07:03 PM (LXNOR)

411 406 our minds want to jump to sabotage from some source, but given the well known Russian disregard for any safety standards of any kind, you can't rule out catastrophic incompetence.

that's called "plausible deniability"

Posted by: ukrainian saboteur liberation front at April 21, 2022 07:04 PM (oY6Yp)

412 410 Flemish is weird sounding, seems like a mix of German, dutch and English.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ENGLISH IS A MIXTURE OF DUTCH, GERMAN, AND FLEMISH

Posted by: ben roethlisberger at April 21, 2022 07:06 PM (oY6Yp)

413 411 406 our minds want to jump to sabotage from some source, but given the well known Russian disregard for any safety standards of any kind, you can't rule out catastrophic incompetence.

///

america stood by while the left replaced the population with 100 million new legals and illegals. And while we printed more money than we've printed in the past 200 years.

Posted by: sockamster at April 21, 2022 07:06 PM (OuH7W)

414 When they cheer, it sounds just like North Korean citizens cheering for their own mass killer.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 21, 2022 07:10 PM (J8LnB)

415 You are so right, I am fucking tired of voting R, yet not a fucking thing changes with Bitch McConnel and all the other RINOs are in charge.

I am been going back on forth if I will ever vote again, reading R leadership wanted Trump out, then Bongino says we need to crush them.

So we crush them and not a fucking thing changes.

Posted by: Captain Trout at April 21, 2022 07:20 PM (+zrBP)

416 Ace said gay.

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2022 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

417 The latest journolist phrase is that Ron Desantis is authortarian/dictator for standing up to DIS by signing bills the FL legislature passed. Yep, our precious democracy is imperiled by allowing representatives to pass laws.

Posted by: Martin Tell at April 21, 2022 11:46 PM (IMfdX)

418 National Review "standing athwart victory yelling STOP!"

Posted by: JT Smith at April 22, 2022 12:56 AM (frfx6)

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